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2. Cifer commented 10 years ago on video Accuracy of a samurai
Him cutting the "metal" plate...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyO46RQhYkQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyO46RQhYkQ


4. Cifer commented 10 years ago on video Bodoque (Brazilian Weapon)
#4
If you look closely, he turns the hand 90° a split second after he let go of the string.
Similar to japanese archery - where they use the same practice to be able to fire a bow without a forearm leather guard
If you look closely, he turns the hand 90° a split second after he let go of the string.
Similar to japanese archery - where they use the same practice to be able to fire a bow without a forearm leather guard


5. Cifer commented 10 years ago on video How Not To Feed a Crocodile
this is the most retarded thing i have seen in a long time^^ he should really get an award or something


6. Cifer commented 10 years ago on video You think you are brave?
#12 trololo and you definitly cant outrun a car ^^ 



7. Cifer commented 12 years ago on video Breathtaking show
i dont get it ... how did he make the rope of the nunchakus from "hard" to "soft" 



8. Cifer commented 12 years ago on video Open-sourced blueprints for civilization.
yeah, #3 never change a running system! ^^
#1 so true!
#1 so true!


9. Cifer commented 12 years ago on video Ghost in mirror
this stuff can be so dangerous ... i would kill them before they could kill me ^^


10. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video Basejump Collection
i love this video - my all time fav on snotr 



11. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video Pool Domination
#10 not really skills ... just luck - some tries ... and not even good stuff ... but with this house you can get a lot of chicks - doesnt matter how ugly you are - or how shitty your skills are


12. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video The worlds fastest...
#3 okay i bet you are the fastest crack smoker
for the reloading of the gun








13. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video Man vs. Kids
#2 what is the little kid saying
? i cant understand a word - but great vid!



14. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video More baseball bat tricks
guess the guy played a lot with his stick 



15. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video An engineer's guide to cat yodeling
ah damn - why do i have to be allergic to cats 



16. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video The PEN Story
#8 yeah i think so too ... and #1 & #2 you guys are right *thumbs up*


17. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video Explosive inc.
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ahahah i love snotr



18. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video Awesome's creed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20QBe43tyVM&feature=fvst <= this is way better - even if it is still quite stupid 



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19. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video Parkour Kids!
#10 if this should be funny then i really lost my sense of humor ... 90% of the comments here are more fun then this video - really i hate the whole video uploading stuff thats gotten so popular ... most of the people upload crap stuff of their "skill" and if they are too crappy they call it a parody ... i am not sure who is more stupid - the guys who created it or the ones who watched it(and actually liked it)
this video was as funny as the video from the ninja "master" - it just makes me sad
this video was as funny as the video from the ninja "master" - it just makes me sad


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20. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video Parkour Kids!
2 fags ... they should better star in a gay pr0n movie...
#1 you are into parkour too?
#1 you are into parkour too?



21. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video Optimus Prime - Spy Video {truck form}
wtf a dragstar truck
- ah man i wish i could drive it a bit
it looks (and sounds) so awesome!




22. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video Death wish go-kart driving
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yeah bad things can happen all the time :/ .... but a helmet has a downside too because of its weight neck injuries are much more likely then without one
ps: what audio track is that in the background
?
yeah bad things can happen all the time :/ .... but a helmet has a downside too because of its weight neck injuries are much more likely then without one
ps: what audio track is that in the background



23. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video RC freestyle
#12 thanks for posting that - awesome i thought they doing it by letting the motor spin in the other direction - but this is much cooler (and faster i guess)


24. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video Death wish go-kart driving
lol the title says the police is against it coz its too dangerous and everyone believes that... dont listen to the media and government - they try to take the fun out of everything so they can sell it to us later (by building some shitty rollercoasters or makeing a tv show about some jerk who is doing "death defying stunts"
...
And to every1 who is complaining about the helmet
His head is aprox. 50 cm off the ground ... so when he falls off he doesn't hit the ground really hard - he ll just get some grazes and maybe some burn marks and he is wearing long cloth and gloves in that case (so he isn't totally stupid)
The car is going with a speed of max 40 km/h - i sometimes ride my bike faster then that and i dont use a helmet either ... (and believe me if you get droped off your bike you land much harder)
The ONLY dangerous thing i can imagine is when the guy in the car steps hard on the brake - and i dont think he would do that coz we all know what would happen...
They even do it on a single-lane-road ...
I dont think they bought the hemlet for this ride - i bet they usually ride their motorcross bikes - i am 100% sure they know what they are doing!
#9 no you got no brain if you think its coz of the few hits on youtube - its because of the sweet adrenalin rush and the fun!
so my final words:
WTF is wrong with you all?
This just looks like fun! Why are you complaining and crying about it? Are you guys that retarded to believe everything some "official" source tells you?
I mean go and watch Nitro Circus - they are doing much more dangerous and stupid stuff and i bet none of you morons would ever comment a Nitro Circus Video with insults - and let me guess - because its sponsored by MTV - so its okay if you risk your life when a big filmcrew is around
PS: sry for my "bad language" and pls dont delete my post, but i really hate hypocritical comments

And to every1 who is complaining about the helmet
His head is aprox. 50 cm off the ground ... so when he falls off he doesn't hit the ground really hard - he ll just get some grazes and maybe some burn marks and he is wearing long cloth and gloves in that case (so he isn't totally stupid)
The car is going with a speed of max 40 km/h - i sometimes ride my bike faster then that and i dont use a helmet either ... (and believe me if you get droped off your bike you land much harder)
The ONLY dangerous thing i can imagine is when the guy in the car steps hard on the brake - and i dont think he would do that coz we all know what would happen...
They even do it on a single-lane-road ...
I dont think they bought the hemlet for this ride - i bet they usually ride their motorcross bikes - i am 100% sure they know what they are doing!
#9 no you got no brain if you think its coz of the few hits on youtube - its because of the sweet adrenalin rush and the fun!
so my final words:
WTF is wrong with you all?
This just looks like fun! Why are you complaining and crying about it? Are you guys that retarded to believe everything some "official" source tells you?
I mean go and watch Nitro Circus - they are doing much more dangerous and stupid stuff and i bet none of you morons would ever comment a Nitro Circus Video with insults - and let me guess - because its sponsored by MTV - so its okay if you risk your life when a big filmcrew is around
PS: sry for my "bad language" and pls dont delete my post, but i really hate hypocritical comments


25. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video Cop sends innocent guy into a coma
#29 i am sorry but i dont like getting asked if i am stupid, especially if it comes from a little kid - and i didn't used racial slures - i just used the f** word ...


26. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video How NOT to jump an ATV
#6 actually it was a double front flip (with more rolling than flipping)
#9 this things are build to resist such crashes ... would laugh my ass off too while filming it
- and if you die from such a crash something is really really wrong with your body!!!
#9 this things are build to resist such crashes ... would laugh my ass off too while filming it



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27. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video Cop sends innocent guy into a coma
The problem is the cops are fat untrained bastards who think they stand above the law... 95% of them are only self confident coz they carry a gun. - if they would get trained in a real martial art that wouldnt happen ....
#10 really? - i bet i would walk away coz i would think he wants something from somebody else ...
but if he attacks me my natural reflex would be to send him into a coma
#10 really? - i bet i would walk away coz i would think he wants something from somebody else ...
but if he attacks me my natural reflex would be to send him into a coma


28. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video Weather girl prank
yeah this guy is really a jerk ... but she is a typical woman - gets treated like shit and is apologising for it


29. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video Carlos Mencia on Michael Jackson
isnt that the guy from the south park episode
?



30. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video Armored bulldozer takes on town.
#(removed comment) not really ... he just needs a nice wireless i-net connection then he could stream the images from the video camera to his pc and remote control it via his pc
maybe i should stop talking now ^^ - i wanted to build something like that too but atm i cant even afford a decent camera

maybe i should stop talking now ^^ - i wanted to build something like that too but atm i cant even afford a decent camera



31. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video Failing long-haired rollerblader
he has the body of a chick
#4 yeah i would do that too... it would be like:
"omg a girl hurt herself - oh no wait its just a fag"

#4 yeah i would do that too... it would be like:
"omg a girl hurt herself - oh no wait its just a fag"



32. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video What's in the Box?
damn it the special effects are so nice ...
#7 you know that he used this programs or you're just guessing? ... coz i really want to know how he did that
#7 you know that he used this programs or you're just guessing? ... coz i really want to know how he did that



33. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video Family Guy roleplaying
"paladins cant use the helm of disintegration" hilarious


34. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video Armored bulldozer takes on town.
omg this tank is sooo awesome!!!
But it lacks some flamethrowers
btw: why didn't they shoot him with a panzerfaust?
But it lacks some flamethrowers

btw: why didn't they shoot him with a panzerfaust?


35. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video Cigarette trick
damn i wanted to quit smoking ... but now i really want to train that 



36. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video Vomiting babies
0:34 and 0:53 are awesome
i was quite hungry before i watched the video ... maybe this is the way how bulimie should really work ... dont eat and then puke just watch videos where a lot of people puke and you dont want to eat

i was quite hungry before i watched the video ... maybe this is the way how bulimie should really work ... dont eat and then puke just watch videos where a lot of people puke and you dont want to eat



37. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video Baseball bat spin trick
i can do it with my bokken (wooden katana) but it doesnt look so "fake"
... its really smooth but maybe its coz of the shifted weight towards the end (unfortunatly i dont got a baseball bat - else i would try it right away
)




38. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video Woman parallel parks car
#7 i got tested ... but with a very little car and a very big parking spot
then i got a very big car and everywhere just very little parking spots
- so it was quite hard for me too at the beginning ... i still prefer the other parking method (vertical or how it is called) ^^




39. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video Woman parallel parks car
I've seen worse - but i bet i can better park when drunk ^^


40. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video Lucky shot?
beautiful shot!


41. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video Reporter being owned
#13 i would tell her that her technique is crap
and yeah 6-10 seconds ... if you got some muscles in your neck you can work against the choke - no ufc fighter goes down in 6-10 seconds for example

and yeah 6-10 seconds ... if you got some muscles in your neck you can work against the choke - no ufc fighter goes down in 6-10 seconds for example



42. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video Reporter being owned
lmao ... this bitch should definitly stop taking hormones and steroids ... and she should work on her technique, her shadow boxing and sparring looks pathethic ... and even if you choke someone like this, as martial artist you have to feel you opponent all the time, so she must be really bad to not loosen the grip after his whole body starts to get soft ...
And I dont know why she is laying down with him without doing an actual "guard", it just shows that her skill is really really bad...
#3 to her defense, I haven't seen any1 else black out so fast after a rear naked choke like this guy ...
And I dont know why she is laying down with him without doing an actual "guard", it just shows that her skill is really really bad...
#3 to her defense, I haven't seen any1 else black out so fast after a rear naked choke like this guy ...


43. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video Micro machine
for people who dont have enough balls to do that with real cars 



44. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video Skull Implants
i wonder if his headbuts hurt
? or if he just breaks his own skull with it 
yeah the breast implants are quite nice ... but with this face he really needs them coz i bet he has to masturbate a lot ^^


yeah the breast implants are quite nice ... but with this face he really needs them coz i bet he has to masturbate a lot ^^


45. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video Obama swats fly during interview
omg obama killed a fly ...
(really i cant tell anything atm that i'm careing less about^^)
(really i cant tell anything atm that i'm careing less about^^)


46. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video When drunk people dance
rofl the bodyslam at 1:15 is too funny 



47. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video Ninja skillz
i think i got eye cancer from watching it
#27 yeah i think he really is!
but its awesome that some people still have the balls to upload crap like this ... maybe i shoudln't be so self critical about my technique, I cant even say my skill is 1000 times better then his, coz if you multiply something with zero the result ll always be zero

#27 yeah i think he really is!
but its awesome that some people still have the balls to upload crap like this ... maybe i shoudln't be so self critical about my technique, I cant even say my skill is 1000 times better then his, coz if you multiply something with zero the result ll always be zero



48. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video Nasty pig food
#14 god damnit you cant make jokes like that! 



49. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video Robbing a bank
thai advertisments are awesome 



50. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video Nasty pig food
lol ... i think they can trash the truck after that little accident 



51. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video Ninja skillz
#6 lol i dont think so ... if he would go to a dojo he wouldn't be that bad ... i think he just watched some youtube videos and now he thinks he can do that stuff too


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52. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video How not to take off with a floatplane
some people just got too much money ...


53. Cifer commented 14 years ago on video Electric car: Tesla Model S
damn you #12, couldn't you post it like half an hour ago? then i could have shortened it up a bit!
#10 yeah i forgot to mention that
#10 yeah i forgot to mention that

+11 1. Cifer commented 9 years ago on video Eskil