Nice collection, and VERY nice music. Music source anybody?

Oh and, this will probably be my last post on snotr, because a message just came up from an Admin telling me that I will be banned for expressing an opinion. Actually, it didn't say that, it said I would be banned for saying things are crap and for insulting people. So what the admin really means is that I'll be banned for expressing MY opinion.

Well, never being one to be one of the sheep, and fit in and agree with other people just for a quiet life, I shall have to bid you all farewell for now and say to the power-mad witless admin who is about to ban me:

Bye-bye arsehole!

Some say that Top Gear is crap.
It is.

Definition of 'parasite': "an organism which receives support, advantage, or the like, from another or others without giving any useful or proper return, as one who lives on the hospitality of others."

Yup. Like I said. That's a cat.

Yes I wipe my arse. And this is going to surprise you, but I use toilet paper, not my tongue. I also wash my hands afterwards. You probably don't, because it seems you have an unhealthy desire to consume shit, both your own and your cat's. Nothing more needs to be said.

#13. You are a cat lover, and therefore blind to the true nature of these dirty parasites.

Your 8 points amused me. What a pile of delusional bullshit.

'Cats' grooming' as you call it, includes it licking its own arse, I assume you've seen that? What comes out of a cat's arsehole? Shit? Correct! Next time you kiss and cuddle your cat, you'll be getting a face full of cat shit. Cats don't need to be tall enough to touch door handles, because they can just walk along worktops where food will be prepared and leave their shitty paw prints on it. And yes, cats DO walk in their own shit. I've witnessed it at my friends' houses, they piss and shit in the litter tray, and then walk all over it.

One very good reason why I never eat there any more.

Oh, and your urban myth about cats cleaning and healing their wounds is just hilarious. The last cat I saw ran over, still seemed to die, despite any licking it might have done. Strange that.

That sure is one hygenic kitchen. A cat on top on the fridge and a cat on top of the food preparation surface. Cat spray, cat shit and cat hairs everywhere. Yuk!

All criminals should be executed. No matter what the crime, overdue library book or serial killer. Death by decapitation is the only answer.

The advantages are obvious:
1. The offender is immediately removed from society. He can never re-offend.
2. The execution acts as a deterrent for others.
3. It is very cost-effective. No expensive prisons are required.

#5. Wrong.

Who gives a fuck?