I think his battery was getting low?

Brilliant!..

Brilliant!

What's the full story?

I've got a GoPro, now where do I learn to fly like that??....

Brilliant!

Absolutely brilliant!..

Thats so cute!!...

Oh my god!!!........and to think we invented the USA!

Nice one!...

Last time I changed a wheel it took me half an hour to find the car jack!..

Brilliant..

Brilliant!

Nice one Dad!!..

But will it cut them into chips?..

Brilliant!

Maybe the mother ferret wanted it's owner to babysit?.

~War is the result of religious teaching....religion breeds and teaches hatred.........all organised religion should be banned.

Dickhead!!

Weird!

Sweet video!

Fresh underwear anyone?..

Nice one!!

That's cute...

Well done that judge, he's a star.

What a plonker!

Well done sir!

Candidate for the Darwin Awards maybe?..

So true!..16

Brilliant!

Stops you falling asleep I guess, on a long boring drive!..

Very clever..

I guess he likes trains?

Nice one sir!..

I wonder what would have happened if he'd put it on his 'gentlemen's area'?.

Nice one...

Brilliant stuff, well done people!

Well done young sir.

Well done that man.

That kid is brilliant, I would employ him any day!

Brilliant work!

Vegemite is delicious on toast!

A little darling!..

Interesting!....

Not really funny!

People aren't born racist, they are taught to be racists!

S'right, she didn't quote his age!

I want one..

Great stuff as usual.....

"I'm going to turn this off now"........"and go and change my underwear"..

Brilliant..

Seems like they knew the drill!

#1 There are words, but not on here please.

Commonly known as 'fast-food'.

K'nell!.....wish I could do half that!

Brilliant!

Nice cleavage!..

Soiled underwear springs to mind at those speeds!.....

Loved the music!..

That road needs serious music lessons, it was way out of tune!...

Very clever!

Brilliant to see the amazement on those kids faces..

I'm a vaper, but that's just crazy!

I guess they'll be OK with chips and a glass of Chianti!...

Great video, thanks for posting it!

Maybe there was a power cut?...

Maybe he should get it patented?...

Sad thing is, the bull will lose out in the end!

Excellent!..

Jesus wept, it was faulty, so get a replacement!..

Lets see him do a 'straight 8' now....

Back to the drawing board I guess...

Like #4 says, if she really wanted to die, she wouldn't have done it in the middle of the road. More like a cry for help.

The hottest thing in the universe is my *rse 10 hours after a vindaloo!...

Freshwater flying fish?...

I lost thirty quid backing the green..

Brilliant clip!...

Rest in peace Bill!!.....I remember watching that piece on TV a couple of years ago.

#1 Not really, they're twins!

#8 OK, I'll take your word for it, and guess you are at least 58?..

I want one!..

Some battle!

Memories of my childhood.

Silly old goat...

Looks like the battery died.

I bet those fish died with smile's on their faces.

Well it seemed to work ok, I could hear him...

Tomorrows World is the programme he hosted I believe.

Little boys and their little toys.

He certainly handled that just fine.

Incredible story.

Fresh underwear needed..

Option 10) He was an idiot..

Love it..

Well done that shopkeeper!

Very clever!

Brilliant!

Brilliant!!

kinnell!fresh underwear needed

Well done that mouse.

Brilliant!...

Imagine getting your bits caught in that!..

The guy on the 5th floor second from right was miming!...

Brilliant!

A very moving story!..

Did they buy pop-corn at the interval?

What trickshots??..

How did those other ships know it was her birthday?...

Well pranked guys!..

It doesn't actually say how big it is!!..........So how big is it??

Wicked little buggers aren't they!....

Very good!..

Brilliant!

OK for home DIY

That was staged, but also true to life in many ways!

#6

Judge-Jake, No, they are not my real ears, they're false, I left my real ears at home when I got the pic taken!

That's a load of balls!

A bit like me after 8 pints!..

There ya go Jakey boy!

Peter, Paul & Mary – If I Had A Hammer Lyrics


If I had a hammer,
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening,
All over this land

I'd hammer out danger,
I'd hammer out a warning,
I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters,
All over this land.

If I had a bell,
I'd ring it in the morning,
I'd ring it in the evening,
All over this land

I'd ring out danger,
I'd ring out a warning
I'd ring out love between my brothers and my sisters,
All over this land.

If I had a song,
I'd sing it in the morning,
I'd sing it in the evening,
All over this land

I'd sing out danger,
I'd sing out a warning
I'd sing out love between my brothers and my sisters,
All over this land.

Well I got a hammer,
And I got a bell,
And I got a song to sing, all over this land.

It's the hammer of Justice,
It's the bell of Freedom,
It's the song about Love between my brothers and my sisters,
All over this land.

It's the hammer of Justice,
It's the bell of Freedom,
It's the song about Love between my brothers and my sisters,
All over this land.

I was on my way to the good old USA when that song hit the charts!....happy days

Is that the 'Tabloid press'?

#4..You don't half beat about the bush Jakey , why not just kick him in the nuts straight away?.

Protected species no doubt?..

Indeed, you're right again thunderthighs!..

Brilliant animation!

Nice one thundercloud,,

You are a kind man whoever you are, you made that child's day for sure...

I sometimes get hammered, but in a different way...

Love it..

Anyone know what the **** he's talking about?..

#5..All of England is pretty!

That looked nasty, surely there were fatalities?.

#1 I drive an automatic, and so does my partner.

#7 Too true, but I was still doing that sort of thing when I was 24..

#3 Seconded.

The bear cheek of it.

That is a very brave man, well done sir!

Well done sir.

Deffo a nut job!..

One of the cutest clips on the net, ever!..

#1 I kinda liked the soundtrack, but one man's meat I guess. It would have been better though if we'd seen the take off. Like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_8Uqsgi3AM

#8 I get paid in spinach.

Oops! That wasn't supposed to happen.

I was working with a crane many years ago when it crashed into a junior school playground. Luckily the kids were on holiday at the time.

There ya go Jakey.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-43130355

Those two guys in the boat carrying melons just seemed to take in their stride like it was normal day at work, and it probably was..

Oh dear.

#1 Plenty of free fruity drinks tonight then?.

That cow is good enough to play for Newcastle...

"Language Timothy"..

No mention of how and when they put the perforations in to make the individual squares...

That sucks..

Ya gotta love dogs..

#19 It's almost Monday morning now..

Looks like he was using it as a dash-cam..

What the *uck was that all about?

Amazing feat!

Not in the least funny!

Brilliant!

Very funny

What a heap of excrement!..

Adele has certainly made an impact on the world!

Strong stuff!

Such a cutie!

What a dickhead!

Brilliant idea.

Brilliant!..

I want one!..

Brilliant!

Assholes!!

Brilliant!

Wow!.....that's incredible.

Laughed my butt off!...

Beats a box of matches I guess.

Wow....brilliant!

Copied from Ask.com.....


A group of rabbits actually has a few names. They are called a herd when they are domestic, a litter when they are young, and a colony, warren or nest when they are wild.

Oh yes, America, not one of our better ideas. Perhaps we should colonise it again?

Damn, I blinked!...

Well held sir!...

I guess us human's aren't that bad after all.

A danger of growing up too quick me thinks?.........lets hope her parents stop it going to her head!

I prefer the Windsor

Sneaky little bugger!..

Nasty!..

Great stuff!...

You're one crazy dude, but we still love ya!........keep em' coming...

What is it with Russians, it seems the don't adjust their speed to the road conditions!

Did they flush it away?

Brilliant!

Where was the maple syrup?

Brilliant teamwork....

It would have been better if they'd worn soft shoes, the noise from their shoes on the stages was distracting!

It seems Russians are the dumbest people on Earth!

#5 or worse, he could have had a *hit before he left!..

Lucky man!

I bet it was stinking in the cabin after that...

Very clever...

Smoking is bad for your health!..

No messin'

#4 Jakey will never be a good boy..

I just bought a Masterlock for my shed!...

It just shows what some people will do for money...the doctor in this case.

Determined little chap!...

Very clever.

He cracks me up!..

Science, Technology, Accidents

I guess he wanted us to look at it?...

I bet it's murder during 'rush hour'..

Fresh underwear needed there maybe?

He could be playing for England soon!,,,

#5 Oi!!

#2 Me too

#3 Not so JJ, friends of mine Live in Hampshire, and they have Red's in their garden...

#6 Old enough to be your uncle....

I bet it was stinking in that cab...

#4 Well said, Jakey, this couple are a national treasure almost!

Love the way that digger bucket slowly disappeared below the surface....

I'll bet those high leg kicks play havoc with their 'bits'

Brilliant.

Well done that man.

I've toured that garden, it's just a few miles from me...

Scary...

#2 Nah, Wickes.

#1 A touch up with a sheet of emery cloth and some WD40 will sort it.

#3 So that's how you dress at the weekends Jakey?..

#7 Thank you my dear.

#4 Yes, it's almost an aphrodisiac (iffy spelling there)

England is getting smaller.,,

Bullseye.

I'm normal in one of them (coff coff) at least...

#14. I am, well I think I was

'Run Rabbit, Run Rabbit, Run Run Run'...... Flannagan and Allen

A bit foolish but also a brave lady, well done gal.

What was all that about?

Oh yes, that's a woman driver for sure..

I bet he was pleased he was wearing underpants that day.

I gave up eating nearly 4 years ago and I've never looked back!..

Hilarious..

#5 Yes, Riga is the capitol of Latvia.

Kinnell..

#3 He's right though..

Music by Alan Walker ?

I'll be able to go on holiday by bus instead of flying.

It's a bit like Gibraltar where the airport runway crosses the main road, but at least there are gates there, and warning lights.

:Very good..

#3 Or maybe..."you feelin' lucky punk".

Still the same old faces...evenin' all

#4 "Language Timothy" From a British TV comedy (Sorry) starring Ronnie Corbett, a 42 years old man still living with his nagging parents. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sorry!_%28TV_series%29

That's like my footwork after a few glasses of Bourbon..

Hitchcock springs to mind..

#2 Problem there, it seems my dog ate the video....

Gets the message across ok.

Years ago I did a similar job for a customer but during our lunch break the customers dog had done exactly the same. We sort of repaired the damage but I've never been paid so quickly, and in cash....

Is this the new Facebook look?..

The Spaghetti Junction of guitars..

Unfortunate logo on the guys T-shirt..

I love the fascination when people spotted the camera...

#38
How about a sing-song?..

This guy is brilliant, he's been making vids like this for years.

Ferrybridge is about 17 miles from my home town...

Thank you my dear..

#3 No family and friends this year, myself and Ms Dennyboy are going out to a restaurant for our Christmas dinner...

Cat burglar?...

The one and only time I was in Japan it snowed, but nothing like that.

#3 Sure was, Osaka, December 1965, stayed about a week.

Some beautiful and some darn ugly, mother nature at her best.

Here's that music again.

https://www.itemfix.com/v?t=kdabza

Faked!

Brilliant!

Absolutely brilliant!...

Absolutely brilliant, well done guys!

The cold caller was a total *anker!!....He was, after all, told to *uck off, but refused to listen to the 'paying customer' and continued to irritate him with his braindead and persistant *hite!

Brilliant!

Lets hope nobody farted!...

Natural selection!

Yup, fresh underwear needed!..

'kin nutcase!

Nice car..

Ain't she just gorgeous!

It went to a good cause!...

He didn't look both ways before he crossed!

Yup, FAKE!

Brilliant!

Awesome!.........efficiency with no-holds barred!

Kinnell!

Brilliant..

Brilliant!

I love these violent clips!

Very clever!

Judging by his accent, he's English?

Interesting clip!

Nice one!..

Incredible!

That's class!

Interesting

Looks like fun!

Is it true that a mountain biker never *hits in the same place twice?

Great stuff, keep'm coming!...

My sides are hurting!!..

An incredible little boy!!

As usual.....brilliant!...

Very good!..

Holy *hit!

So wrong!!!

Wow, that was so exciting!..

Typical women.....so sneaky!..

What's the point?...

So what was he doing up there in the first place?

.....I'd like to stay on Mars with her..

Very clever those Japanese chappies!

#14 God wasn't there that night, he was in my bedroom, I heard my GF call his name.

Judge-Jake, you crack me up with your comments............keep'em coming ..

#9 Jakey my man, I just wasted 5 minutes of my life watching that *hite!.......so you wanna hear a joke.......Did you hear the one about the homosexual monk?

Bunch of tossers.

#7 Spoilsport, I was looking forward to that Jakey!...

Most of the time anyway!

#7 A digestive biscuit is the yummiest biscuit ever, especially chocolate coated ones..

Dad was enjoying that more than the lad!

Apart from removing all the coloured patches and re-sticking them, I've never finished a cube yet!

I thought that's what 'immunization' was anyway?

#3 I agree but it was still funny in parts.

What happens if one of them needs to take a dump?..

The BBC, best producers of wildlife/ nature films ever, and who best to present them? Richard Attenburgh.

A good panel-beater will sort that in a couple of hours!

#18 Now now Jakey old chap, that's not nice...

I suffered the petrol pump failure just two days ago..

I know a few brickies who would do for £100 per day, plus luncheon vouchers!...

#20 Pistols at dawn then?..

#7 Yes, lovely aren't they?

Rabbit pie.. yum yum.

She panders to their every need.

#9 this is the real me..

I spent a couple of years in Australia in the 60's, and the spiders out there are the size of Great Danes..

#16 Oh no I'm not, born on July ninth 1946, a war baby!..

#5 Not these days.

My little Ford Focus will do better than that.

#3 I'm not sure what you mean, my profile is just the same, except my avatar has changed.

What is it he sprays into the tube?

Wow, scary.

#1 So are you saying the dog climbed down the ladder and then they played the video in reverse?.

#4 Stop telling porkies, you had a sneaky look didn't you?..

What would happen if he got to the top and he needed a pee, or something a little more 'urgent' ?..

#10 Or maybe he should wear a nappy (diaper in the US)..

#19.."I think, therefore I am"

Brilliant, can I upvote twice?

If Carlsberg made gods........

Brilliant!

A guy that worked in one of our local supermarkets was on that flight...

#3 No you're not..

Maybe he just didn't fancy her?..

#4 Nice one!...

Bah humbug!..

Childish prat!

He was driving on the wrong side of the road it seems!..

#2 That's his no-claims bonus out the window!.

Fresh underwear needed I'll bet.

Well is it?..

Blimey...

I remember staying in a motel in Yorkshire a few years ago where the bathroom mirror was at least 7' from the floor, needless to say my shave the next morning was a tad 'hit & miss'.

Very strange, but I kinda liked that...

Who is Turner, and where did he/she fall?..

I'm itching all over now..

Anything is better than this though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0

Brilliant.

Pleased we don't get snow like that in the UK

#3 For some reason the site wouldn't let me view videos, so I eventually gave up trying.

#3 Ah Pennsylvania, I was there in 1966...

#6 I'm saying no more, my age is a secret..

#2 Her name is Debbi Edward, a Scottish TV reporter.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debi_Edward

#8 Vietnam, one of the reasons I left Australia.

#10 I was visiting Philadelphia as a merchant seaman in 1966, I was 19 years old at the time. So there ya go, I'm 73 years young......My age is in my profile also.

A cut finger can mean something totally different at times...

#12..Exactly that, rumour had it that if your 20th birthday fell in 1966 you might me drafted into the army and end up in Vietnam. Australia had troops in Vietnam, and it would have been my luck to draw the short straw. As for GB, they weren't allies when it came to Vietnam and never sent troops there......As for sailing the seas, I did exactly that, any stories I might tell wouldn't be suitable for Snotr readers...

#14 Did I tell you about the time I fought off a pack of hungry Bengal Tigers..

A fitting tribute.

Looks like a plate of sweetcorn..

#8 So true JJ, a very 'British' sense of humour.

Experienced that many times when I worked in tunnel construction, some times it felt like being inside a giant drum.

#4 Very naughty..

That fox sure got out of there mighty quick.

#1 Maybe it's caused by a similar effect you get on your fingers when you stay in the bath too long?...

#1 Well he didn't seem to be in a hurry...

Remember this the next time you order that takeaway.

#1 Hiding from the Corona virus.

Clever stuff.

#3 It's what's called gentle persuasion, Jakey..

#1 Reliant Robin?..

Brilliant.

Deffo a foot-tapper...

#1 Thank you.

Short'n sweet.

Love it...

#6 Had my first vaccination 2 weeks ago so it's onwards and upwards from now on.

#8 All is well up to now.

I've got a video of some paint drying, anyone wanna watch it?..

Great clip, but it reminds me of my ex wife..

He seemed a tad upset...

#2 No it's because she frightens the #rap out of me when she's driving..:

We're doomed, the Earth is leaking..

Clever stuff...

Scaredy cat...

I want one..

#1 Why bark when you have a dog?..

#3 Soiled inside maybe?..

Excellent...

Video restarts about 1 minute in.

Video freezes about one minute in, seems to be happening all the time now..

Very clever, I just wish some of my woodworking projects were as straightforward as that...

#3 What brand, Bells or Famous Grouse?...

The guy with the long curly hair should no way be handling foodstuff..

Not his day...

???, ????, ???,???,???

That 'music' is something like "Tales Of The Unexpected"... weird.

#9 I don't know if the man in the road was random, but he sure was pi**ed..

#1 Greenham Common?...

Best video on here for a long time..

#3 I'm sure you can get ointment for that...

Sore head I'd say!

Here's your problem!

Wow!!!...........Absolutely brilliant!

Crazy *astards!....

She's such a cutie!!

Beautiful!

And I thought the Indian's were inteligent people!..

I want one!

I would,would you?

I just love 'fly on the wall' stuff!....

Brilliant!...

Soiled skiddies seem to be the problem of the day?..

Totally brainless idea!

The hard bit would be sourcing new parts to repair them!...

I fancy Louise, she's a doll!

Very clever!

Great video..

Cats are selfish little *wats, and only think of themselves.....this cat was probably just hungry!

Messy bugger!...

But does it give the times of the buses to the pub from my house??

It came in a flat-pack of course!

I once saw a Mantis eating a packet of crisps!

Brilliant!

10mm drill bit for me!..

Great stuff, very clever!

Seen that a few times but still laugh out loud when I watch it!!

Suppweeyim?

I want one!...

Back on form again,..

They'd heard there was a party along the road!

Ah, so that's how it works!

He'll never make it as an actor!

Yup, deffo a fake!,,

A homeless and hungry person would be begging in a busy shopping area, not a main road!

Squirrels are lovely with onion sauce, and washed down with a nice red!

He was just showing off..

#10 Leave our Jakey boy alone, you know he's just a simple soul!..

So that's how babies are made?...

Sod that for a pastime!

#6 Steady on Jakey boy, you'll be starting WW3.

By gum!..

I bet he needed a change of underwear after that.....

Where does take a leak?..

#9 Jakey boy, on form again I see!..

Curry's beware!..

#5 That's not fair, my ears are my pride and joy...

Oh dear, it seems thunderthighs has got her knickers in a twist!..

Somebody left their glasses on the front passenger seat...

Well held sir..

#1 Gotta agree with you there, Snowy...

It takes all kinds I guess...

#1 It's Whitehall 1212..

Very pretty!

The world record for a steam loco is held I think by the British made Mallard, and broken way back in the 30's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvlFeE38WN0

Brilliant version of a pretty mediocre original, thanks Jakey...

#6 Indeed Jakey, East Lancashire I'd say.

#11 I bet they do, and how would you know?. Have you any personal experience?.

Obviously no alarm on the vending machine.

#13. Correction, I'm 70..

#18 Well obviously I can't prove it on here, but why would I say I'm older when most people would lie saying they are younger. The only time I've said I was older was when I was in the USA in 1966. I was still 20 at the time but said I was 21 so I could get a drink in a bar in Mobile Alabama...

Couple of hours in the repair shop and a coat of paint, and it'll be ready for flying again.

#11 Poor Jakey he's getting senile...

#12 Nah, I just wear tight trousers...

#15 Thank you ma'am but I'm spoken for..

Maybe he's a trainee sumo wrestler?..

#11 You filthy beast!...

#13 Lighten up, surely you can understand my comment?

I don't think that was supposed to happen....

#3 Maybe #1 has a speech impediment and he was saying "Darling"

We used to play with the stuff at school!...

That's a right pain in the Mesentery..

#7 Thank you.

#2 Back in 1966 myself and 2 pals walked into a bar in New Orleans and were told we couldn't be served because we were white.

It'll be alright after a good paint job...

Where's Stanley Park, Canada?

No ref!.

I Thort that was very good..

#2 'Ringworm'..

Hello Thunders, long time no see....

Debbi Edward is now in China reporting on the Corona virus scare...

Dead easy that, I do it all the time when I'm alone..

Excellent.

Very good

Great video..

Great video..

Boring, seen it all before!

Fun with physics..

Very funny..

I remember it well..

Sums it all up I guess.

The ticket was voided eventually.

Brilliant...

Excellent..

#11 Damn, back to the drawing board..

Thanks Geekster..

Brilliant clip, thank you..

#4 It's the town where I was born, not where I live now...

#4 The last one was a case for one of my guns.

#6 He's always up to something, you should keep an eye on him...

#9 They're having a party.

#2 Looks like the 'trashcan' was made of expanded polystyrene that had been painted green. Take a close look at the shrapnel and you'll see what I mean.

Excellent vid.

No 'rule of the road' I see, and no 'road rage'..

Funny looking egg-box!..

*hit music though!

If only the World was run by children!

Nice one!..

Is Christmas coming?

Total dipstick!

Very clever!

There would be a trail of vaporized #hit following me if I ever went on one of those things!

Are they paid as much as footballers?..

Will they queue up for you if you need a *hit?