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-9 1. DetectiveBlack commented 8 years ago on video DJI Phantom Fireworks

Awesome.
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-8 2. DetectiveBlack commented 8 years ago on video Severe Autism

"Laziness doesn't imply fear."
Quite so. Ah well, you got there in the end eh?

I'm happy with my final comment: "SNOTR. The website where you can express your opinion and comment on any video. ............ (as long your view coincides with the views of the ubergrupenmerator)."

I that sums up SNOTR prefectly. Your disingenuous response to my pseudo-German word does you no credit, but I'll spell it out if I must. 'Ubergrupenmerator' is used to emphasise the Nazi-like authoritarian moderation process on this site. I've even had comments removed for simply stating that a video is boring. Sad eh? "You Vill Agree Viz Uz Or Ve Vill Ban You. Ja!"

It has nothing to do with eugenics, and neither does my original comment. The boy would be better off dead. And ending every reply with the words "be ashamed" is touching, but rather sad also. Pity you can't think of anything sensible to say to someone who holds a contrary opinion to your own. Or maybe you truly believe that the rest of the world could never aspire to be as 'decent' as yourself? Now that truly is sad.

Be ashamed. :)
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-5 3. DetectiveBlack commented 8 years ago on video Severe Autism

#15. I know it's not news to you Bloodbeast.
You choose to remain anonymous, as do I.
But if, as you say, you are truly not trying to hide anything, then why not publish your full name address, nationality , phone number etc. etc??? What are you afraid of?

Incidentally, if you think I deleted my own comment (of which I am proud), then you do not understand how snotr works. Perhaps you'd like to attempt to delete one of your own comments and then you might understand.

SNOTR. The website where you can express your opinion and comment on any video. ............ (as long your view coincides with the views of the ubergrupenmerator).
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-3 4. DetectiveBlack commented 8 years ago on video Severe Autism

#4. Bloodbeast.

Your profile:

Gender: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Country: Unknown

LOL :D
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+1 5. DetectiveBlack commented 8 years ago on video WTF is sugru?

2:29 "The world is full of crap."

And here's some more.
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-17 6. DetectiveBlack commented 8 years ago on video Crash Course of Mathematics

So basically, the guy began studying Maths at university, couldn't hack it and dropped out. What a loser.
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+7 7. DetectiveBlack commented 8 years ago on video Old Jeep spring leaf reforged into a knife

Tune in again next week, when he'll be turning the steering wheel into a banjo.
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+22 8. DetectiveBlack commented 8 years ago on video How cricket balls were made 50 years ago

I was waiting to find out why he was cooking them at the beginning. :|
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+5 9. DetectiveBlack commented 8 years ago on video WTF is sugru?

#4. Reading some comments from Amazon purchasers of this, it appears to be more like: 3 months at room temp, and 6 months in the fridge (maybe).

Once you open the pack you have to use the lot or discard what's left over.

I doubt I'll ever buy any.
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-8 10. DetectiveBlack commented 8 years ago on video Vets Save Lioness Mauled by Buffalo

Sad to see such money, time and expertise lavished on an animal when so many of the country's human population suffer very basic if any, healthcare.
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0 11. DetectiveBlack commented 8 years ago on video WTF is sugru?

Expensive.
Limited shelf life.
Limited use.
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+1 12. DetectiveBlack commented 8 years ago on video Coopers Rock Bear

The Coopers Rock Bore. :|
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+3 13. DetectiveBlack commented 8 years ago on video Mass Incarceration in the US

America. Land of The Free. ROFLMFAO. :|
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-19 14. DetectiveBlack commented 8 years ago on video Mass Incarceration in the US

People should learn how to spell 'convicts' ...that is my two cents on this issue.
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-3 15. DetectiveBlack commented 8 years ago on video 3 dog 1 couch

I bet that house stinks. :|
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-2 16. DetectiveBlack commented 8 years ago on video Who Pays the Price?

It's interesting that my initial comment has been downvoted so much. Perhaps people thought I was making a fickle and uncaring comment. Here's some more detail which might convince you otherwise:

As I pointed out originally, people work in these sweatshops by choice. The alternatives are often much, much worse, combing landfill sites in incredibly dangerous conditions for a daily pittance, or working in street prostitution, or the drugs trade.

Now let's imagine that people everywhere after watching this video, suddenly make the simplistic and knee-jerk decision to boycott all Apple products. What will be the result? The factories will close, people will lose their jobs and be forced back into the very work that they were desperately trying to escape.

Meanwhile Apple would relocate its production to richer countries, with better labour standards and higher wages. The result would be that your iPads and i{Phones would double in price, and the original workers who you care so much about would be cast into the most dreadful working conditions imaginable.

Food for thought?
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+3 17. DetectiveBlack commented 8 years ago on video Baseball team convinces teammate that other teammate is deaf

What a fantastic prank!

Laugh? I couldn't start! :|
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+3 19. DetectiveBlack commented 8 years ago on video Amelymeloptical illusion

Very nice indeed.
Similar to the technique of contact-juggling.

Incidentally #3, not an AUDI commerical, but a commercial for the 2016 Olympic Games..... without Russia.

Anyone know the music?
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0 20. DetectiveBlack commented 8 years ago on video YAWN or YELL?

In my expert opinion, these sounds have been superimposed on the video footage after the event.
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-13 21. DetectiveBlack commented 8 years ago on video Who Pays the Price?

Very poor working conditions, that is true.
However, I don't detect anyone being forced against their will to work there.
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+2 22. DetectiveBlack commented 8 years ago on video Who'd be an air traffic controller?

After examining this video carefully, I have come to the conclusion that it has been speeded up. The aircraft shown are making a transatlantic journey from USA to Europe in a several seconds, whereas in practice, the journey takes nine or ten hours.
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+4 23. DetectiveBlack commented 8 years ago on video Insurance commercial

#9. Do yourself a favour and educate yourself. Evolution by natural selection is a two-step process, and only the first step is random: mutations are chance events, but their survival is often anything but. Natural selection favours mutations that provide some advantage, and the physical world imposes very strict limits on what works and what doesn't. The result is that organisms evolve in particular directions.
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+2 24. DetectiveBlack commented 8 years ago on video Fuck the poor

#11. 40%? ...and the rest.

Sadly, the truth is that out of every £ donated to a charity, less than 5% reaches its eventual intended target.

If you really cannot resist the compulsion to give, then give directly.

If you see a hungry man, give him a hamburger.

If you see a child with no shoes, buy her a pair.

If you see a Romanian beggar in the street, kick him in the balls and tell him to fuck off back to his own country.
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+21 25. DetectiveBlack commented 8 years ago on video Fuck the poor

You don't help the poor by giving them money.

You help the poor by giving them hope.

And that is a problem with its roots at the very core of our society.

If you asked a youngster 30 years ago what they wanted to be, you might get a reply such as "... a doctor", "... a clockmacker", "... a joiner", "... a sculptor", "... an artist", "... a writer", "... a mechanic" .............

Ask kids today what they want to be, and you're more likely to get this answer:

"FAMOUS!"
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+7 26. DetectiveBlack commented 8 years ago on video Nazi Germany Gets a New Fuhrer

Fun Fact:
If you want to seriously piss off a Canadian, just ask him if he's American.
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+3 27. DetectiveBlack commented 8 years ago on video Poop Transplants

One thousand trillion flies can't be wrong.
Eat more shit!
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-5 28. DetectiveBlack commented 8 years ago on video Ian Darke Calls a Date

As funny as a wet fart.
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-2 29. DetectiveBlack commented 8 years ago on video Honey Maid: Love

#4. I doubt if you know anything about taxes and bills. You sound like an idealistic schoolboy who has a Che Guevara poster above his bed.
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-14 30. DetectiveBlack commented 8 years ago on video The Greatest Ever Infographic

Every time I see this guy, his bulging eyes, his sickly mouth and teeth, and listen to his irritating drawl, I just want to throw up.
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-9 31. DetectiveBlack commented 8 years ago on video Honey Maid: Love

#2.

Council Tax. Try paying that with love.
Electric bill. Try paying that with love.
Gas Bill. Try paying that with love.
Food bill. Try paying that with love.
MOT. Try paying that with love.
Petrol. Try paying that with love.
Clothes. Try paying that with love.
Prescriptions. Try paying that with love.
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-1 32. DetectiveBlack commented 8 years ago on video Basketball + Car Beat

Wow. I'll certainly pay attention and look out for more of this guy's videos, just so I don't waste any time watching them... :|
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+6 33. DetectiveBlack commented 8 years ago on video Cool cop agrees to race a guy riding a honda sports bike

"Cool cop agrees to race a guy riding a honda sports bike"

Translation:

Bored cop travels alongside another biker at the speed limit between traffic lights.

In other words, if that was a 'race', then my granny is an astronaut.
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-2 34. DetectiveBlack commented 8 years ago on video Accents of the British Isles and their geographic location

Either the video was cut short or this guy just can't do a Brummy accent.
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+22 35. DetectiveBlack commented 8 years ago on video Man Walking Backwards through Tokyo...Played in Reverse

Fake.
He was walking forwards.
Everyone else in Tokyo was walking backwards.
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+1 36. DetectiveBlack commented 8 years ago on video Click, Baby, Click!

#4. I think you'll find your point (e) is mostly covered by my point (d). After speaking to a number of acquaintances I get the very impression that there is a latent tendency to get stuff for free in many people, but with a large number, the fear of getting caught overrides this.

#5. The business model you refer to stinks. Fortunately it is easily circumvented.
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+3 37. DetectiveBlack commented 8 years ago on video Click, Baby, Click!

"But who are the idiots who then go ahead and actually pull out their credit cards and pay for stuff that is out there for free in virtually infinite amounts?"

Presumably the same people who pay to download iTunes music, buy ebooks for their Kindle from Amazon, buy Bluray movies, and send Microsoft money to get the latest Windows o/s... etc. etc. etc. the list is almost endless.

I can't remember the last time I handed over money for any of the above, because it's all very easily available for free. Fortunately for Microsoft, Amazon, Apple, the Movie companies and many others, there are millions of people who are either:

a) Not aware of this.

b) Aware that it's free but are too stupid to figure out how.

c) Know how but can't be bothered.

d) Frightened of getting caught.