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+3 1. Dogs_Gonads commented 7 years ago on video School time in Netherlands

Muenster where I live wins the ADFC Goldene Rad every year. Most bicycle friendly city in Germany.

Sounds almost like Utopia for bicycle fans.

Not if your in a vehicle driving through the city.

And before people start kicking off saying "take the bus then". Guess what I do for a living ;)
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0 2. Dogs_Gonads commented 7 years ago on video Art of F1

I narrowly dipped out on driving the Mercedes Benz Petronas trucks for the 2015 season.

Gutted.

Bloody right I am.

I am not joking , I was off work sick when they asked around.

:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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+1 3. Dogs_Gonads commented 7 years ago on video What happens when you film the police in Sweden

I am in Sweden right now. Just north of Ljusdal.
Been coming here on holiday a few times a year for the last 6 years.

Trust me the Swedes are big time drinkers. Combined with a Bastu. Banging headaches the next day.

Skoll
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+1 4. Dogs_Gonads commented 8 years ago on video Amazing Billiard Trick Shots 2014 By Florian Kohler

Every pool table should come with a girl like that.
It should be the law.

Oh and nice tricks.
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+4 5. Dogs_Gonads commented 8 years ago on video 10 of the Wealthiest People (Dead or Alive)

Andrew Carnegie from the same town as me Dunfermline Fife Scotland.

Was a truly remarkable man and his legacy lives on.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Carnegie
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0 6. Dogs_Gonads commented 9 years ago on video How to throw a Bachelor Party

I wouldn't say he has the best friends ever , just the right friends.

Most of mine are idiots, some are cool though.
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0 7. Dogs_Gonads commented 9 years ago on video Phone survives ski jump

He must have that 'wheres my phone app'
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+6 8. Dogs_Gonads commented 9 years ago on video The Cockroach Prank

If that was me i would out through the sun roof.

I would make one on the way out. :P
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+7 9. Dogs_Gonads commented 9 years ago on video The Getaway Streaker

I have too many dangly bits to go jumping fences naked. :O
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+3 10. Dogs_Gonads commented 9 years ago on video F1 in Texas

Hmmmmmm. I'm ready, doesn't look like they are. ;)
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+20 11. Dogs_Gonads commented 10 years ago on video Mardy Fish Hits Line Judge On Eye - Wimbledon 2012

Cant accuse her of not having her eye on the ball. ;)
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-1 12. Dogs_Gonads commented 10 years ago on video Meet the Autobahn - The german Highway

You can't drive a few, ok 10km tops without hitting a speed restriction.And that doesn't include the elephant race between two trucks driving nearly the same speed.

Quickly repaired cracks. What a load of utter shite that is. They spend forever doing ANY sort of work. Look at the A1 between Bremen and Hamburg.

Umgehungsstraase where I live still isn't finished.They started that in 1988.



Calm blue oceans ,calm blue oceans, and breath.
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+8 13. Dogs_Gonads commented 10 years ago on video How hard for girls to wear jeans...

Just be glad she hasn't got a set of testicles to tuck into those skinny jeans.
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-2 14. Dogs_Gonads commented 10 years ago on video How to smoothly undress a woman

1960 views :D
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+2 15. Dogs_Gonads commented 10 years ago on video Acrobatics on the Empire State Building

Ah the good old days before health and safety reared it ugly head.
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+7 16. Dogs_Gonads commented 10 years ago on video Tug Toner

Got one thanks been using it daily. ;)

Not too sure about the 'build muscles' part.
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+6 17. Dogs_Gonads commented 10 years ago on video Where is the little girl?

Huh :S Where the hell was the turtle.
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+1 18. Dogs_Gonads commented 11 years ago on video Chelles Battle Pro 2011 OFFICIAL RECAP

I walk like trying to get home drunk. :(
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0 19. Dogs_Gonads commented 11 years ago on video Three Men vs. Fifteen Hungry Lions.

There's proof right there that man has bigger gonads than lions.
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0 20. Dogs_Gonads commented 11 years ago on video Winter Fails 2011

It's perfectly ok to drive your car with normal winter tires and cause all sort of mayhem.

Drive with studded tires like the Scandinavians. Oh no cant have that.

Well the idiots are in charge after all. :'(
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+1 21. Dogs_Gonads commented 11 years ago on video Bungee Jump (Russian style)

That is one thing I will never do in my life. Trust a Russian. :)
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+5 22. Dogs_Gonads commented 11 years ago on video Rat chases cat

What a bunch of pussies. ;)
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+3 23. Dogs_Gonads commented 11 years ago on video Referee's get K'O

#5 'African American'.Did you actually watch the clip.

Big letters on his back saying CUBA. Doesn't matter what he looks like he is not African American.
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+8 24. Dogs_Gonads commented 11 years ago on video Not Scared Of Heights

BOOOOOO!!!!!. :D
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0 25. Dogs_Gonads commented 11 years ago on video Buggy on a Frozen Lake

Record a video of you and your mates in a buggy falling through the ice.

Post it on the internet because it looked real cool.

Waite for the local council to hit you with a hefty environmental clean up bill.Morons.
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-1 26. Dogs_Gonads commented 11 years ago on video Insane Gymnastics Routine with Ball

Very impressive and balletic,very nice.

On the other hand.Ask her to pass the the TV remote and it will go flying across the sitting room no where near you.
With the batteries skittering off somewhere never to be found.
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+2 27. Dogs_Gonads commented 11 years ago on video People are awesome

Aren't we just super.God I love you all. :)

1:24 I wonder how many girls they went through to get that right.
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+3 28. Dogs_Gonads commented 11 years ago on video Yet another reason to love football

He'll probably dribble and score a goal like that twice in his career.
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+38 29. Dogs_Gonads commented 11 years ago on video Monster Energy Fred Crosset Urban Trial

That last one near the end going over the bridge took some balls.

Well it would for me anyway.
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+12 30. Dogs_Gonads commented 11 years ago on video What's it like to experience schizophrenic symptoms?

#4 What 'inside voice' ??.

You OK pal. :)
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0 31. Dogs_Gonads commented 12 years ago on video Red Bull Helicopter Backflip

Same helicopter,bigger balls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoWQd8pcvek
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+1 32. Dogs_Gonads commented 12 years ago on video Heck of a Genius

'Open Source' ,well i cant see that lasting long when and if this technology takes off.

But give this guy credit,he really has got something fantastic here.

Just hope he doesn't sell out to one of the big manufacturers and lets them take all the credit and money.
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+3 33. Dogs_Gonads commented 12 years ago on video Armed Tank

#9 Most probably had it fully armed and fuelled.You have around 50-60 bag charges in there plus the projectiles all going off at once.
Then again you never know what shit some companies come up with to blow each other up.
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-5 34. Dogs_Gonads commented 12 years ago on video Human LCD

Europeans couldn't do that, were too stupid.

Cool vid and well done.
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+1 35. Dogs_Gonads commented 12 years ago on video Predict a homerun

I bet he wishes he put a bet on.
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+2 36. Dogs_Gonads commented 12 years ago on video Enicycle

That bloke is going to be very very rich.
Cool stuff,would rather fart about on one of these than a Segway.
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+11 37. Dogs_Gonads commented 13 years ago on video WoW account cancelled: hilarity ensues

God i hope that was real.
And now he's all over the internet.

What will he do then ,shove his keyboard up his ass.

He'll get over it.
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+3 38. Dogs_Gonads commented 13 years ago on video Speeding, no one thinks big of you

Fantastic ads.

If these don't make you think and drive a bit more sensibly.
And think about what your actions while driving can lead to.
Then your a complete tosser.
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+1 39. Dogs_Gonads commented 13 years ago on video Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling 2009

Good stuff glad to see us Brits as mad as ever.

Also does anyone know the name of the village in england where all the men play a type of rugby for the whole day.
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+2 40. Dogs_Gonads commented 13 years ago on video Idiot dancing in room

I'll have two grams of what he's on.Please.
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0 41. Dogs_Gonads commented 13 years ago on video Damon Hill makes test drive with journalist

The idiot in the passenger is not a journalist.

He is a NEW type of TV presenter.Supposed to be more 'viewer friendly'.

He's done a few other Brit programs, the guy is an arse.

Nice car though.
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0 42. Dogs_Gonads commented 13 years ago on video Crossing the river

That'l be me this Easter.

Always seem to end up in hospitals when i go on holiday.
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+2 43. Dogs_Gonads commented 13 years ago on video More risk, more fun

2:17 Now that's what i call big balls.
Would i bollocks try that my self.
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+3 44. Dogs_Gonads commented 13 years ago on video Amusing police dog chase

I do that as a job,dog handler.

That dog needs re-training.Not that good.
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-2 45. Dogs_Gonads commented 13 years ago on video Freestyle Riding

Nice moves, but the 80's were better.
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+13 46. Dogs_Gonads commented 13 years ago on video Tribute to Pippi Longstocking

I was waiting for the stand to collapse.
Now that would have made a better vid.
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+2 47. Dogs_Gonads commented 13 years ago on video Prank call by 8-year-old

Yep it was on a Dublin radio station.

First class prank. :D :D :D
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+7 48. Dogs_Gonads commented 13 years ago on video Police overreaction

Nice to hear the fat cop shout 'Tazer Tazer Tazer' afterwards.
Don't forget this sort of shit happens in Europe as well.
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+2 49. Dogs_Gonads commented 13 years ago on video Don't Stop Football Now

The bloke that's dropped at 1:46 is from this seasons English Premier League.

He was involved in a bad tackle and fucked up his Left arm and shoulder.
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+1 50. Dogs_Gonads commented 13 years ago on video Motorcyclist and sheep

That road is the Wales-England border.
The sheep was just trying to make a run for freedom.
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+4 51. Dogs_Gonads commented 13 years ago on video Japanese gas station service

Stopping the traffic. Christ wish they would do that near where i live. sometimes it takes me about 3-5 mins to get back out. :(
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-1 52. Dogs_Gonads commented 13 years ago on video Insane dog

#17 Brilliant :)

I think the dog has suffered a stroke at some point.
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+1 53. Dogs_Gonads commented 13 years ago on video Exotic car crashes - Before and After pictures

#6 Second that. Remember reading that in the paper,brought a tear to my eye. :'(

Bugatti Veyron best car ever made.

I read somewhere (net probably) that the pictures were in the paper before he had informed his insurance company. :)
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+1 54. Dogs_Gonads commented 13 years ago on video $1.4 billion B-2 crash

Apparently, if this is the right plane crash.Which i think it is.

The plane was in for servicing and the engineers had put the wrong software in the plane.So when the pilot takes off.

Crash and burn was going to be the only outcome.

I wonder if they threatened him with the replacement cost.
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-3 55. Dogs_Gonads commented 13 years ago on video Need a buddy?

Nice ad.
Shame the kid had a shit Man U top on.Could have picked Chelsea or Arsenal.
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+5 56. Dogs_Gonads commented 13 years ago on video 11 years old girl assembles rifle in record time

Eh! WTF. :(

That should read FIVE seconds.
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+3 57. Dogs_Gonads commented 13 years ago on video 11 years old girl assembles rifle in record time

Anti Americanism.Kinda justified.

Only an American would post a video on the net of there 11 year old daughter field stripping an AR-15.Then chucking it together again.

Besides i can strip and assemble a Browning HP (Google it if you don't know what one is).In just over 5 seconds.Now THAT'S fast.
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0 58. Dogs_Gonads commented 14 years ago on video Mini: This is America

#11 Built in Cowley,Swindon and Hams Hall England.BMW only own the brand name.
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+2 59. Dogs_Gonads commented 14 years ago on video Beach landing gone wrong

British Royal Marines. The Navy's finest. >:)