Muenster where I live wins the ADFC Goldene Rad every year. Most bicycle friendly city in Germany.

Sounds almost like Utopia for bicycle fans.

Not if your in a vehicle driving through the city.

And before people start kicking off saying "take the bus then". Guess what I do for a living

I narrowly dipped out on driving the Mercedes Benz Petronas trucks for the 2015 season.

Gutted.

Bloody right I am.

I am not joking , I was off work sick when they asked around.

I am in Sweden right now. Just north of Ljusdal.
Been coming here on holiday a few times a year for the last 6 years.

Trust me the Swedes are big time drinkers. Combined with a Bastu. Banging headaches the next day.

Skoll

Every pool table should come with a girl like that.
It should be the law.

Oh and nice tricks.

Andrew Carnegie from the same town as me Dunfermline Fife Scotland.

Was a truly remarkable man and his legacy lives on.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Carnegie

I wouldn't say he has the best friends ever , just the right friends.

Most of mine are idiots, some are cool though.

He must have that 'wheres my phone app'

If that was me i would out through the sun roof.

I would make one on the way out.

I have too many dangly bits to go jumping fences naked.

Hmmmmmm. I'm ready, doesn't look like they are.

Cant accuse her of not having her eye on the ball.

You can't drive a few, ok 10km tops without hitting a speed restriction.And that doesn't include the elephant race between two trucks driving nearly the same speed.

Quickly repaired cracks. What a load of utter shite that is. They spend forever doing ANY sort of work. Look at the A1 between Bremen and Hamburg.

Umgehungsstraase where I live still isn't finished.They started that in 1988.



Calm blue oceans ,calm blue oceans, and breath.

Just be glad she hasn't got a set of testicles to tuck into those skinny jeans.

1960 views

Ah the good old days before health and safety reared it ugly head.

Got one thanks been using it daily.

Not too sure about the 'build muscles' part.

Huh Where the hell was the turtle.

I walk like trying to get home drunk.

There's proof right there that man has bigger gonads than lions.

It's perfectly ok to drive your car with normal winter tires and cause all sort of mayhem.

Drive with studded tires like the Scandinavians. Oh no cant have that.

Well the idiots are in charge after all.

That is one thing I will never do in my life. Trust a Russian.

What a bunch of pussies.

#5 'African American'.Did you actually watch the clip.

Big letters on his back saying CUBA. Doesn't matter what he looks like he is not African American.

BOOOOOO!!!!!.

Record a video of you and your mates in a buggy falling through the ice.

Post it on the internet because it looked real cool.

Waite for the local council to hit you with a hefty environmental clean up bill.Morons.

Very impressive and balletic,very nice.

On the other hand.Ask her to pass the the TV remote and it will go flying across the sitting room no where near you.
With the batteries skittering off somewhere never to be found.

Aren't we just super.God I love you all.

1:24 I wonder how many girls they went through to get that right.

He'll probably dribble and score a goal like that twice in his career.

That last one near the end going over the bridge took some balls.

Well it would for me anyway.

#4 What 'inside voice' ??.

You OK pal.

Same helicopter,bigger balls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoWQd8pcvek

'Open Source' ,well i cant see that lasting long when and if this technology takes off.

But give this guy credit,he really has got something fantastic here.

Just hope he doesn't sell out to one of the big manufacturers and lets them take all the credit and money.

#9 Most probably had it fully armed and fuelled.You have around 50-60 bag charges in there plus the projectiles all going off at once.
Then again you never know what shit some companies come up with to blow each other up.

I bet he wishes he put a bet on.

That bloke is going to be very very rich.
Cool stuff,would rather fart about on one of these than a Segway.

God i hope that was real.
And now he's all over the internet.

What will he do then ,shove his keyboard up his ass.

He'll get over it.

Fantastic ads.

If these don't make you think and drive a bit more sensibly.
And think about what your actions while driving can lead to.
Then your a complete tosser.

Good stuff glad to see us Brits as mad as ever.

Also does anyone know the name of the village in england where all the men play a type of rugby for the whole day.

I'll have two grams of what he's on.Please.

The idiot in the passenger is not a journalist.

He is a NEW type of TV presenter.Supposed to be more 'viewer friendly'.

He's done a few other Brit programs, the guy is an arse.

Nice car though.

That'l be me this Easter.

Always seem to end up in hospitals when i go on holiday.

2:17 Now that's what i call big balls.
Would i bollocks try that my self.

I do that as a job,dog handler.

That dog needs re-training.Not that good.

Nice moves, but the 80's were better.

I was waiting for the stand to collapse.
Now that would have made a better vid.

Yep it was on a Dublin radio station.

First class prank.

Nice to hear the fat cop shout 'Tazer Tazer Tazer' afterwards.
Don't forget this sort of shit happens in Europe as well.

The bloke that's dropped at 1:46 is from this seasons English Premier League.

He was involved in a bad tackle and fucked up his Left arm and shoulder.

That road is the Wales-England border.
The sheep was just trying to make a run for freedom.

Stopping the traffic. Christ wish they would do that near where i live. sometimes it takes me about 3-5 mins to get back out.

#17 Brilliant

I think the dog has suffered a stroke at some point.

#6 Second that. Remember reading that in the paper,brought a tear to my eye.

Bugatti Veyron best car ever made.

I read somewhere (net probably) that the pictures were in the paper before he had informed his insurance company.

Apparently, if this is the right plane crash.Which i think it is.

The plane was in for servicing and the engineers had put the wrong software in the plane.So when the pilot takes off.

Crash and burn was going to be the only outcome.

I wonder if they threatened him with the replacement cost.

Nice ad.
Shame the kid had a shit Man U top on.Could have picked Chelsea or Arsenal.

Eh! WTF.

That should read FIVE seconds.

Anti Americanism.Kinda justified.

Only an American would post a video on the net of there 11 year old daughter field stripping an AR-15.Then chucking it together again.

Besides i can strip and assemble a Browning HP (Google it if you don't know what one is).In just over 5 seconds.Now THAT'S fast.

#11 Built in Cowley,Swindon and Hams Hall England.BMW only own the brand name.

British Royal Marines. The Navy's finest.