Why pick on Russians? You're seriously telling me you couldn't fill hours upon of hours of Americans being idiots? You're talking about a country that elected an ape into power. TWICE. Where's the constant videos of those fools?

#8 People do know what causes cancer. Hence why some things are labelled as 'carcinogenic'. LEDs however, aren't one, no matter how much your paranoid little head wants to believe so. If you truly believe so, they're all around you, so you'll have a hard time staying away from them.

This isn't art, it's vadalism and having something so distracting a busy intersection like that just makes this "stunt" even more stupid. I sense hippy types are behind this.

#3, electricity and light cause cancer now? You should let people see your research on that.

#10, can you jump that high? I'll bet my left nut you're not even close, so therefore it's a skill worth demonstrating, since it's a small percentage of humans who can perform it in a basic sense, let alone the style shown here. I'd just rather see the video in a raw form, rather than that edited style. If you truly find this boring, why are you watching it?

Unwatchable thanks to the stupid "vaseline-on-the-lens" filter.

She's lucky she hit the water. Could have gone a lot worse.

#9 It's happiness. I know someone who has a small terrier that does exactly the same, except when that dog smiles, it tends to make him sneeze. That dog seems perfectly happy to me.

The whole thing stinks of low rent actors. I don't believe this is real for a second.

#1. as opposed to the ones on legs..?

Is it really that hard to get something to make a loud noise to scare off these birds?

Look at the health and safety spotters. The Mythbusters just choked on their morning coffee.

Does this video help women? Yes, it does. It proves women don't have to be blonde to be a fucking moron. Another public service brought to you by the Internet.

Fucking. Idiot. That is all.

"We're in hell gentleman". Really? Having to play a sport while getting paid millions is hell?

Why the fuck is that funny? People could have got really injured.

An American having a go an intelligence and accents? Really? People in glass houses and all that. Like the majority of Americans even know where the countries he's making fun of are.

He may be a medical phenomenon, but I'm not sure I would trust his knowledge of physics to tell me it's safe to touch him when he's doing shit like that. Also, how the fuck did he find out the first time he could do this?

That showed Tom Green to be a gutless pussy. Why would he air that?

Nice of people to film it and laugh rather than stopping him. They're just as big lowlifes as the douche that's wrecking everything.

Being told what to do and not to do in such a ridiculous fashion, widespread access to firearms, no free healthcare, whole areas of cities in total poverty and so on. Number one country my ass.

Is he...is he trying to mate with that..?

#3 It wasn't remotely anything close to a cool prank and it's NOT obvious that the bald guy is a security guard. Where did you get that from?

If I didn't know better, I'd swear that horse was aiming for him.

#2, do you feel the need to crap on everything people do? If you think it's so poorly organised, I look forward to seeing your (better) version of it on here soon. What's that? You just like complaining and have no intention of ever doing something this cool? Thought so.

I honestly don't understand why anyone would ever think that's funny. If you do, it probably means you're a cunt and don't realise it.

Yeah, as fucking always vote down the comment that makes sense.

I'm with number 15. I'm sceptical. It's just a LITTLE too close to the Susan Boyle thing. We KNOW they've groomed people for stardom before. I just think there's more than a whiff of bullshit about this whole thing.

At least they're amusing themselves.

So, this thing CAN fall over and WILL fall over eventually, costs more and need electricity to work as opposed to training wheels which are cheap, don't need power and do the job fine? What a useless invention. A solution to a problem that doesn't exist.

Where is this? Looks like Banff.

What else do you want? It's down, isn't it?

Great. Now all Americans are going to want one.

#1, what's the third straw got to do with anything? They were pouring it out the window.

This is less funny when you think about the money some of these fools are being paid.

Why is he allowed out in public unsupervised? He's putting on a vest and it confused him? If you showed him you playing with a yo-yo, he'd worship you as a god. Total and complete idiot.

@8 & @14, thank you for making sense. Judging by my rating, many don't agree with us. Which proves what I've always thought: There's more idiots out there than I feared.

Why does he have to do things like that? Can't he just buy an "I'm an idiot" T-Shirt? It'll convey the same image without having to go to the hospital every other day.

I truly don't understand what all my thumbs down are for. My dog is trained to sit when I say "sit". I could show him a chair and work in the comment "sit" to the sentence and you'd all be coo-ing over how smart he is. I think it says something more about you lot than the parrot if you believe he's responding to understanding purely commands, numbers, colours and shapes.

Clearly misunderstood the term "banana hammock"

I know people think he's just having a laugh but as most British people know, he's just a dick. It's just the way he is. If there was an event where you could punch him there would be a queue all the way to Germany.

There's just no possible way this is true. Anyone who believes otherwise should save their money and go for a pyramid scheme instead.

The only words that can cover this is: Fucked Up. Truly, no other words cover it.

A Commodore 64 could have done exactly that. Waste of time? Well, yeah...

No IQ tests for the military in the US?

Darwin award in the making. Trust me.

Sorry, I just don't find stupid crap like this entertaining or funny. You could do serious damage to people by stressing them like this.

I don't know why people are voting my comment down. The AUTO-PILOT landed this, not the pilot: To quote from wikipedia, A CAT IIIB is: "a runway visual range less than 200 meters (656 ft) but not less than 75 meters (246 ft). Autopilot is used until taxi-speed. In the United States, FAA criteria for CAT III B runway visual range allows readings as low as 150 ft."

What's the purpose of this? Why would you want to photograph something so far when you can just travel over there and take a normal picture?

Complete Idiots.

That boat is headed straight for a darwin award.

Why is this funny? The guy looks in pretty bad shape.

Yep, just a vid played backwards.

Some subtitles for context wouldn't go amiss. Some of this is pointless without understanding what is being said.

Idiots. There's simply no other word for them.

Clearly a fake. You can see something else moving behind the TV that is not a reflection of the dog. It's not only somebody manipulating the dogs leg, but it doesn't seem too happy about it either,

Ah, got to let the German's have something, eh?

That would have been better if they had explained exactly what was going on. On a side note, it's ridiculous that these can go through 800 manufacturing processes in the US, be shipped to Asia, go through all those processes and then be shipping back to the West and cost so little yet they can still make a profit. Mindblowing.

@1 The point was to show evolution of the genre, not what the best games were.

Obviously they have more than one employee who can be "G-Man" and we just saw all of them.

Very misleading. These moments in football are few and far between. It can be one of the World's most monotonous sports to watch. Second only to American Football.

I'm certain this is a camera angle and the train is way longer than it looks.

Isn't this the second time this has been posted? Maybe even the third?

@17: What pain? I highly doubt any pain was involved and this is a case of a particularly whiny kid. It was a soft ball knocking her down onto grass. Happens to most kids in their lifetime but most don't cry about it.

"Dude" alert.

That's pretty awesome. I'd buy one. It amazes me how something like the chair which is centuries old is still being innovated like this.

No tits, deep voice and those looks? I would check to see if that really IS a chick.

What the fuck is with the geniuses blaming the Metro designers for the problem? Did you even watch the video or listen to it? It's caused by driver error. i.e. Fuckwits who shouldn't be allowed behind the wheel because they're too ignorant or stupid to see a fucking TRAIN in their mirrors. The Metro is not to blame. Idiots in cars are.

Good job she's a chick since no matter how good you are on a keyboard, it ain't helping you get laid. It's the law.

@1: He's a great dancer therefore will grow up to be gay. Go stereotypes!

All those smug pricks being high and mighty towards people who've chosen a career to help people. I'm sure they've never made a mistake in their holier-than-thou lives.

Doesn't seem that secure to me. Those rickety, yellow gates are all that's keeping people out? I could talk those down.

Wonder how much these idiots get paid to play football? I could hit both.

I don't know why so many people are asking why he keeps a pet that does this. I didn't see anywhere where it said it was a pet or that he had it there voluntarily. It could just have found it's way in. He doesn't call it by name and it doesn't seem very sure of him. I think it's a just a wild Racoon that found it's way into his kitchen and fucked it up.

Of course it's fake. No way would the camera man have had enough reactions to follow the pallet so precisely when it falls.

Hope no one standing below when he shit his pants.

#6, Alcohol, not beer.

He's a great comedian, but it loses its humour when you realise how true it all is.

I'm sorry, but for some reason, that just cracked me up.

Idiot! You can kill a dog by damaging it's heart by pulling it's legs aside like that. Pick the damn thing up.