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+5 1. Fapkins commented 10 years ago on video Millionare Fails

#1

have you not seen the ones with the time limit? You only have 15 seconds to give an answer. If you don't know the question you are bound to fumble when they put that sort of pressure on you.
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-5 2. Fapkins commented 10 years ago on video Stopped clock illusion

Am I the only one who still sees the second hand of the clock move at the same speed?
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+5 3. Fapkins commented 10 years ago on video Man Slams Through a Glass Door

The Kool-Aid Man was on vacation, this guy had to take over for a bit.
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0 4. Fapkins commented 10 years ago on video why burgers looks so good at the pictures

Does she have an emotional attachment to this burger? She's always talking about making him into a star o_O

Pretty creepy.
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+16 5. Fapkins commented 10 years ago on video rice reacting to sound waves on a speaker

My dog hates me now.
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+30 6. Fapkins commented 11 years ago on video Trouble in the pool

At first I was like

:|

Then I was like

xD
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+13 7. Fapkins commented 11 years ago on video Impressive Tennis Hit

#9

It's probably so obscure there's no rule against it, lol...
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+1 8. Fapkins commented 11 years ago on video How Ancient Egyptians Did Math

#7 lol... I thought the same thing. Anton Sugar is teaching math now?
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+4 9. Fapkins commented 11 years ago on video Cami Secret. Custom cleavage.

I'm going to take a guess and say the woman who invented this was a jealous broad with no cleavage. If she can't show off cleavage, then NO ONE can.
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+5 10. Fapkins commented 11 years ago on video Fail Compilation December 2010

The guy at 5:19 is damn lucky that machine didn't keep on turning, otherwise it would of been an entirely different kind of video.
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+1 11. Fapkins commented 11 years ago on video Match and Flame in Extreme Close Up

I have trypophobia and find this video disgusting. I can't watch it :(
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0 12. Fapkins commented 11 years ago on video The McGurk Effect

I'm with #5

I understand what the illusion is, but it is very unspectacular. I still hear him say Ba when he using the mouth movement for Fa. Should I be hearing Fa?
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+2 13. Fapkins commented 11 years ago on video Pepper Spray!

#12

Ironically he was the one that did the less squirming and flailing out of them all.
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+6 14. Fapkins commented 11 years ago on video Chinese Military Multifunctional Shovel

Nothing tastes better then sliced potatoes using a shovel full of dirt.
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+2 15. Fapkins commented 11 years ago on video World Population

Glad I'll be dead in 2050.
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+3 16. Fapkins commented 11 years ago on video Crazy Free Throw

I like the guy on the opposing team trying to use some jedi force to not make the ball go in. Didn't work :(
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+1 17. Fapkins commented 11 years ago on video Particles

Simple. The measuring device's resonating frequency disrupts the wavicles causing them to act differently.
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+2 18. Fapkins commented 11 years ago on video China's Human Fly Trap

Well if there was one way I would prefer to die, it would be partying myself to death :D
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+2 19. Fapkins commented 11 years ago on video How It's Made - Condoms

Wait... "Sent to barbershops"? Do they have some kind of service I'm not aware of?
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+39 20. Fapkins commented 11 years ago on video Not Scared Of Heights

Cool... Just need a small gust of wind to send him to his inevitable doom.
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+3 21. Fapkins commented 11 years ago on video Piano Falls Off Truck

Haha... Love the commentary. You can tell they were following him for awhile just hoping to see that piano fall off. Instead of trying to warn him about it, they film it for the Internet. lmao, I love humanity.
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-1 22. Fapkins commented 11 years ago on video Why japanese women walk that way

How about just call her Asian? Can't go wrong ;)
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+12 23. Fapkins commented 11 years ago on video Evil Hamster

Raticate uses Bite. It's super effective!
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+2 24. Fapkins commented 11 years ago on video 15 brick elbow break

Now go to Wal Mart in their gardening stone tile section and do this then leave >:)
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+4 25. Fapkins commented 12 years ago on video Prank Call Gone HORRIBLY Wrong

Yo, Honey... I really love you, and Imma let you finish... But sleeping with your sister was the best sex of all time. OF ALL TIME.
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-1 26. Fapkins commented 12 years ago on video Cat on roomba bitch-slapping a dog

#12 They are self aware vacuum cleaners, for those lazy people that god forbids they vacuum for once on their own.
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+18 27. Fapkins commented 12 years ago on video The tetris god

#8 seriously, who doesn't know how to play Tetris? You must be like 12 years old and too busy texting on your new fancy iphone or playing Modern Warfare 2 instead. These new generation kiddies have no idea what it was like to be an old school gamer.
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+28 28. Fapkins commented 12 years ago on video Quick Job

1:42

"watch again as the thieves show skilled practice at the art of bringing down that plate glass door".

:D

Similar to the art known as "tossing a brick through a window". It takes years of dedication, devotion and patience to successfully master. The thieves here show such excellent form of said art, they must of trained well.
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+3 29. Fapkins commented 12 years ago on video Ok..

lol... Can anyone make this into a .gif?
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-10 30. Fapkins commented 12 years ago on video To Catch a Predator

Tsk Tsk... This is what out tax dollars are paying for? Catching guys that want to have sex with hot 14 year old decoys? (which by the way are really 18+ years old). Give me a break. They are 2 years younger than the most considered age of consent in North America and look the same as if they were 16/18.

Why don't they put their effort into catching the real sickos that kidnap, rape and kill the innocent 5 year old girls that happens every day.
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+7 31. Fapkins commented 12 years ago on video Cocktail genius

Seemed real up until 25 seconds, then everything after that is fake.
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+3 32. Fapkins commented 12 years ago on video Panic Attack! 2009

SO EPIC. That was really awesome. Great music to, John Murphy is a genius.
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+13 33. Fapkins commented 12 years ago on video Bare Bears

Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?