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2. FriendlyFred commented 11 years ago on video Kid sits down at a public piano...
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3. FriendlyFred commented 11 years ago on video Helicopter pilots grab RC-plane from a tree
A better scenario:
The helicopter's rotor clips the tree causing it to drop from the sky like a stone, taking the RC plane with it and crushing it completely on the ground.
Pilots are badly injured and bleeding all over the place. Kid runs up and sees his RC plane destroyed, grabs one of the pilots by his neck and yells: "You stupid fuckin' asshole! I was just on my way to get a ladder when you and your idiot buddy had to steam in and fuck everything up!"
Next, father steps up and delivers a powerful kick to the pilot's face, dislodging several teeth in the process. Then he leans in close and breathes venomous words of hatred to the stunned pilot:
"Listen you fat fuck. If you survive this, I'm gonna sue the shit out of your ass! Not only did you land on my property without my permission, but you put my life and my family's life at risk with your idiotic stunt and to top it all I now have to shell out another thousand bucks to buy my cunt faced son another fuckin' plane!"
Father, son and friend walk away from the scene without looking back. Fuel from the chopper's tank suddenly ignites and the machine becomes engulfed in flames. The dying pilot, flesh burning from his body, draws his last breath and realises during his final moment of life, that he isn't a hero after all.
He's just a sad wanker.
The helicopter's rotor clips the tree causing it to drop from the sky like a stone, taking the RC plane with it and crushing it completely on the ground.
Pilots are badly injured and bleeding all over the place. Kid runs up and sees his RC plane destroyed, grabs one of the pilots by his neck and yells: "You stupid fuckin' asshole! I was just on my way to get a ladder when you and your idiot buddy had to steam in and fuck everything up!"
Next, father steps up and delivers a powerful kick to the pilot's face, dislodging several teeth in the process. Then he leans in close and breathes venomous words of hatred to the stunned pilot:
"Listen you fat fuck. If you survive this, I'm gonna sue the shit out of your ass! Not only did you land on my property without my permission, but you put my life and my family's life at risk with your idiotic stunt and to top it all I now have to shell out another thousand bucks to buy my cunt faced son another fuckin' plane!"
Father, son and friend walk away from the scene without looking back. Fuel from the chopper's tank suddenly ignites and the machine becomes engulfed in flames. The dying pilot, flesh burning from his body, draws his last breath and realises during his final moment of life, that he isn't a hero after all.
He's just a sad wanker.
+32 1. FriendlyFred commented 11 years ago on video Meanwhile in Romania