Lucky for us that sux2behim turned up with his copy of wiki under his arm. That boy just knows SO much! LOL.

#7. I can understand how you might think I am a clever bastard. After all, in comparison to you, the majority of people would appear incredibly intelligent. To answer your question: "How funny does he think he is?" He thinks he is 'very' funny. And your second question: "How would you know that?" Observation dear Watson. Observation. Run along to bed now sonny. I think I can hear your mommy calling.

I don't have any Chinese mates, and even if I did, it wouldn't stop me making fun of China or the Chinks.

Q. Have you heard about the new Chinese cookbook?
A. It's called: "100 ways to wok your dog!"

#7. What about his cock? His cock is tiny, that's why he wears such a big wristwatch.

LOL. Great if you want to wear a manhole cover on your wrist.

#15. I agree that the cost of installing a 'proper' skylight in these circumstances would be prohibitive. But... the cost of cutting a crap hole in the roof and covering it with a crap square piece of transparent plastic which looked crap and occasionally leaked when it rained, would be comparable in price to this crap bottle idea, AND let more light through.

I'd rather stare at their pussy.

I'll introduce them to another 'invention'. It's called the skylight.

@11. As I recall, ME came out after Windows 2000.

#19. Can you clarify when you refer to a guy as a tosser? Are you talking about the tattoo idiot or the Jeremy (I am smarter than you) Kyle wanker?

Well, as long as 'you' know what I'm talking about, that's all that matters.

#4 Yes. That is correct. I can see that not much escapes your attention...

I am a funny man, and you are a junky.

#13. The most obvious way in which your analogy unravels is that clothes can be changed at will. A suit and tie today, a turban tomorrow, a t-shirt and shorts this week-end. The permanency of a tattoo however requires some rather more serious forethought, forethought which is so often lacking in individuals who choose this kind of bodily embellishment. This guy clearly has not thought this through. He hasn't paused to consider how he might feel about this in 5, 10 or 20 years time. As far as your comment regarding politicians goes, I don't see what the relevance of it is in relation to this video, but since you bring it up, I can say that I think Obama is one politician who would benefit from a tattoo on his entire face. It would say: "I AM A LYING CUNT".

Yes, he is clearly quite stupid, but that's not his fault. And the girl is fat and ugly, maybe she could go on a diet to improve somewhat. But the real bad piece of work here is Jeremy Vile. What an obnoxious and arrogant individual.

Watching this, I almost pissed myself laughing. What a lump of shit. 10 years full time work to build this. That is just so fuckin' sad.

#22. I suppose people will think I should thank you for the thumbs up, even though you gave it me for the wrong reason. Sorry to say though, that I shall not be thanking you. Why not? Because I don't give a shit whether people thumb me up or down or not at all. It's irrelevant, and one of the worst, silliest, childish and most divisive features of snotr. The fact that my comments are read is reward enough for me.

A missed opportunity. They could have all been killed.

I wouldn't want to touch him. He looks like he hasn't washed for weeks.

"a much bigger version, can undo big waves in the ocean. like tsunami protection."

That's the most stupid thing I have ever heard.

Your work here is done? Great! Does that mean you're not gonna upload any more shit videos like this piece of drivel?

Skip to the end for the best bit.

Impressive. He just took the aeroplane, and uninvented it.