AGUEYEMAHAHA FLYING PIGS, WOOOOO!

mad skills

I pity the fool who doesn't wave back.

The first one was too obvious.

Someone would come and cut a lot of those, many people would be screwed for a long time.

Where can I buy one for my kid?

Looks like it went in.. Not sure though.

Mother of cuteness.

1:49 big guy knew this was going viral.

I wish this was my cat.. I can't touch mine, let alone it WILLINGLY climb onto someone.

Without idiots, my internet experience would be much less entertaining.

Certain tree's have wide root span, these will die when replanted as a large proportion of their root is lost.

#4 You got married to the wrong person for the wrong reasons.

It's amazing how a seemingly vicious animal can be so soft and gentle.

You need it until the colour brown start dripping down your face.

#4 You're an idiot for quoting yourself.

It would be better to play extremely loud white noise or ringing every time the sensor picks up a loud noise. There shouldn't be a 10 second waiting time, it should be as instant as it can be, that way it will also turn off as their music turns off. They would never be able to listen to a song again

This will be a problem for anything that has solids. The denser materials will all center into a ball like this one.

What kind of fucking hook was that?

If I was that guy I would be spending my money a whole differently I'll tell you that.

#5 Actually it's connected to the computer so that you can chose which button makes what sound. There is no loop installed, it's like a childs farm noise toy for cool kids.

I doubt this will be released any time soon.

#2 They do control about 95% of all internet re-directs.

Can everyone google 'Snotr'? Today I got a malicious warning from Google telling me to stay off this site. Is it just me? If you google Snotr it also says 'This site may harm your computer.' under the link.

The way the guy looks around whilst playing makes me suspect he's on acid.

His balls where sitting at home, unaware of this situation.

It's the ridiculous things in life

My favorite part was where he was making sounds with his lips.

#7 He may not have broke through the weights, but the weights definitely broke through his spine.

#1 The one on the left also has a lower pitched voice.

One of the very few commercials that actually have a decent meaning.

I kept expecting his nostrils to rip.

Don't know about anyone else but I would love to do this everyday.

The beginning of the video with all of the lines is realistic, the rest of it is quite accurate because of how it keeps repeating the circle.

2:53 for 2/3rds of a second you think you have somehow pissed on yourself.

This is hilarious.

And I have trouble speaking my first language..

10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentration, power and will. 5% pleasure and %50 pain and %100 reason to remember the name.

Easy to just lie down.

Scary stuff

You spelt slowly wrong.

#1 Yeah because that definitely blocked the chunk of bricks on the trunk.

You couldn't pay my clumsy ass to do this, I can just see getting caught in a tight part and falling over the edge.

Wow he is cocky

I kind of wanted the car to tip over whilst the man was hanging out the window, teach him to put other lives in danger.

He is keeping up to a jet on a kite.. O how we've come forward in science.

The wasp is bigger than your fist.. Just saying

God I would love to be able to do ANY of that!

Ability - Making three generation of people laugh without uttering a single word.

How can you be so retarded?

Young Jeremy

and btw, its 458meters long, I don't know wtf the subtitle is saying.

'You sneaky mom!'

Thump up #4 NOW!

Sounded like a jet

That. would. be. AMAZING

I would keep clicking till I end up in a porn plot.

Forget how this looks, I've had this bread before and it is the most delicious bread I've ever tasted.

Why have we not seen this before?

That can't be healthy..

Look closely kids, it's the future of transportation.

literally LOL'd

Just shitting through the full chelmical table, 8200 rice today

Well that's a long fuse.

I could never pull this off.

0:14 It's just evolution!

If a person has an imaginary friend, he is crazy. If many people have the same imaginary friend, it is a religion.

For some reason, this video reminds me of this picture:

http://www.adambohannon.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/camperdownwall.jpg

Im surprised her voice is normal.

Way too much repetition for 5 minutes.. Still watched it all though

Hopefully the roach can't real anything.. I wouldn't want to be eaten out alive out 6 weeks..

1:00 just looks amazing

2:17

Guy in black top pops the middle finger, then witnesses a double backflip from the FLOOR and his facial expression pleads for forgiveness.

lol'd at the drifter, there really is one at every party.

That is incredible, shows how even deadly predators have hearts.

I wish I never watched anything about placebo's, because every time I eat a pill I think it's a placebo and it doesn't work

He is persian, 'chanto shodeh' means 'How many is it now'

2:00 just look at the fucking water..... bet he's glad he was inside.

0:46 is just brilliant..

#2 "These will do just fine"

Nope.. Thats just the grudge.

Cop Top, Top Cock.. *SMASHES HAND ON TABLE* Top cop......

Thumbs up if you had several thoughts of you doing these tricks.

I'm glad he found a way to play, i bet he'll kick my ass at any game too

For $1,000,000. Anyone who thinks we are alone in the universe is =

A - a fool.
B - has no knowledge of the size of the universe.
C - ignorant.
D - All of above.

This wouldn't work in England, all it would take is a group of youths and a brick to ruin everyones day.

#(removed comment) At least his parents hugged him, shame yours didn't.

I love how the words fit his facial expression, looks like he is actually talking.

#3 I went a whole day without laughing. Then I read your comment.

This is. Fucking. Bullshit! I would have passed out at 1:00 !!! ARE YOU SERIOUS? LOOK AT IT!

2:45 you have to appreciate how bad ass this looks.

You gotta love the way he looks up at people while they go up thinking "God dayum what is this black magic?"

Your eyes are the most wonderful features you have. Think of doing one thing without the power of sight. It would be very hard or simply impossible! I put my heart out to everyone unfortunate enough to have lost their vision.

#4 is right, she has no knowledge of what it is like to walk, therefore she doesn't know what she has lost. You can never lose something you never had.

Still a sad story though, i'm pretty sure the shaved security guard was shedding tears.

Karma to it's fullest

I was surprised by the goose flying besides the bike.

I was expect A corn

#15 You talking about 'the idiots on here' when you don't know shit about the usage of english grammar. How did this boy live till 19? The will to live is a very strong thing, you can survive anywhere on the earth, and in Korea, necessities like food and water arn't hard to find = LIFE.

Why wasn't he picked up by an orphanage? He's in fucking Korea....

WAKE UP IDIOT AND TURN OFF THE PORN.
(or at least put on some straight porn, you narcissistic faggot.)

Shivers down my spine from the moment he started talking. I really hope this guy manages to turn his life around.

Wow that's pretty cool, it's synchronised too

#3
1 megaParsec = 3 261 636.26 light years
Without the ozone, C02 wouldn't be help to the earth as compactly as it did, heat wouldn't be kept in for night time and wouldn't be kept out for day time = extreme temperatures.

I can say without any hesitation that we are not the only living beings in this universe. There are many many different theories of how life started and how it evolved to this stage. Well let me tell you this, and this isn't something that they teach you in school or university.

Distance between stars are measured in lightyears (the distance light travels in a year) because they are so far away. A galaxies difference in distance is measured in megaparsecs, (a million light years)

the sun is the closest star to us, and light takes EIGHT minutes to reach us. So when you look up at the sun, the light that reaches you left it 8 minutes ago. And the sun is pretty close to us.

Now for life, you need the PERFECT environment, and I mean perfect. If the earth's axis was 1degree either way, the earth would be inhabitable. The ozone is the correct thickness, without the ozone, daytime would be hitting 800degrees, nightfall hitting -300. Life is inhabitable in these instances, and there are MANY MANY more, the correct distance from a heat source for example (The sun in our case)

currently, we have found different planets that show habitable structures, but no life sources on them. What they don't tell you, is that these planets are so far away, light reaching us could have left thousands of millions of years ago. There is a high chance of life on that planet, but we just can't see it due to the speed of light, and how far away it is.

Interesting fact:

There are 8 planets in our solar system, there are 70 sextillion stars in our very own galaxy, all with orbiting rocks and planets. There are over 100 billion galaxies in the KNOWN universe.

The fraction earth is compared to the universe, would be equal to one atom in a whole galaxy,

#3 and the "I'm" ruins it.

Jus sayin

I'll stick a rope from one end to the other, 4ft off the ground. You call jackass.

#8 Nah it's probably a few teens testing helmets against plastic explosives.

So many acts of crime to drive such a shitty car.

I would enjoy tickling him everyday due to the cuteness, but unfortunately i'm not deaf

#12 I guess we've found another reason to disprove the bible.

#10 You've been watching Simpsons?

#2 I think your autocorrect is a little broken, it accidentally replaced 'rugby'

Adore the pig scene.

Damn, the first blooper really saddened my up.

Is this a bra or a headphones commercial?

This is insane, it's like someone turned the sun off.

And this is why people say that sharks are dangerous.. I would be a fucking hazard if some fat mexican picked me up as well.

You can tell it's not Britney. Britney talks like a 13 year old blond dumbass.

So many possibilities of failure, but he did it perfect, special flip indeed.

Bitch I don't care what you said!

Smart little fella isn't he

I would love to have the opportunity to do that, the view descending is just. fucking. mwaah!

These guys balls are sitting at home, not aware of these events.

damn that fucked up the dogs spirit.

#2 they are Albanians! I can see by the faces of the people that they didn't close down the roads. Some of it ws staged though, like the car pulling out, the man dropping the oranges etc. Very enjoyable to watch over all. I think the Albanians are big fans of top gear, thus the short movie.

Who wants to bet that the suspension is fucked?

The people I would kill for the ability to do this astounds me.

I love how he keeps steering to the left

And after that, he still manages to stand? I smell the essence of gangster.

How stupid are those two? They repeated this like 8 times!

Was it a child or a dwarf? That is the question.

I know every one of you was waiting for it to tip

#5 Your words are as useful as a fart in a windstorm.

Wow, so much choreography!

The wonders of having no shame.

#3 This would cause an amazing amount of harm to the fish population, they would decrease in number quickly, slowing down the reproduction cycle.

Sometimes I wish I lived in these parts of the world, forgotten all forms of technology and lived like tribesmen. Such a simple life with merely the absence of depression of community.

There is something wrong with you if you are not astounded by this sight 0:27

#1 Why the fuck would police arrest him for this?

At least it's preserved with ice, not salt.

Plastic surgery for food..

You know it's going to be fast, when your lying down face first with a yellow rocket beam on the back.

#2 No I'm pretty sure they do. I don't think you saw 0:52

So Nike gives you super powers?

6:08
"I don't give a fuck bitch"

"If I slip, I die, I don't want that.."

If I had only a percentage of his motivation..

I fucking loved the throwing knife to the face scene

1:20 ughhh... Jizz

The effects of PCP, ladies and gentlemen.

What a gangst'

God damn this went way to fast.

Anyone want to explain what the fuck is going on? KrispyKreme closing down or something?

#3 He waited 30 years to make this, and will probably go on it like 5 times.

Disney land job offer in line.

#11 Well why don't you accept more than 10 video's a day. This is a site with tens of thousands of visitors a day and you only publish 10 video's? You say that you check for video's that have been posted before, but no one really gives a fuck, if it's a good video shove it on here.

Rant over.

That would be such a shitty death, no one would know what the fuck happened to you.

1:50 look at the first ball being kicked, looks fake?

He walked off so casually. Gangster.

Fucking. Wow.

Fucking genius, bravo. I hope his family are happy and proud.

It's those little things that make us smile.

I'm surprised he's only licking her face.

"Paparazzi heaven"
If you are built like a tank to carry this around.

The Alaskian terrorist didn't even know he blew it up.

#3 #4 I'm sure those girls have bigger balls than us.

#5 very true!

Definitely requires balls.

I love the randomness of family guy.

The Italian dream.

#(removed comment) Your a waste of time.
This is one of natures beauties.

#1 If you have committed many crimes and finger prints have been taken but have no details as to whom they belong to, they will be stored in data for ever. If you are then ever arrested for something small like a fight, your finger prints will raise the alarm of all your previous crimes.

Train - 4283
Traffic Jam - 0

Abortion doesn't always work.

Rate of technology astounds me.

You just know some of his catering "friends" advised him to go to xfactor

Only in Ameirca.

The security guard shit himself! Look how fast the camera is turning

#2 Some people are just retarded.. What the fuck are you talking about?

Heroic ass man, I'm sure the gun went off.

Imagine if he missed.

No no it's fine, your choice anyway.. *Cli-..BOOM*

The inventor of this will be rich as FUCK if he patents.

Laser shield..?

Okay.. Scratch the lighting..
What are they doing in the first place?

"I'll do a loud cheer with my team and jump in th-.. Oh fuck"

Fucking downer..

WHO IS LAUGHING NOW, HUH BITCH!?

Close as fuck.

Slave cats. Keep your head down unless spoken to.

Holy fucking shit. That man fucking disappeared.

#1 All right.. Who fucking tickled your butt ring?

Classic. All I can say.

#2 I bet he didn't even give a shit about the birds.

A clear example of what happens when you do a mans job.

Imagine if it worked

This is why the Chinese make all our shit.