A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange:
• Officer: May I see your driver's license?
• Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
• Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
• Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it.
• Officer: The motorcycle is stolen?
• Biker: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag?
• Biker: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags.
• Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!?
• Biker: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation:
• Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
• Biker: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
• Captain: Who's motorcycle is this?
• Biker: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
• Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it?
• Biker: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag.
• Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them.
• Biker: No problem. The saddle bags were opened; no drugs.
• Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags.
• Biker: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.

Somebody give this dude a solid gold medal !

And the first thing he does, is lighting up a cigarette

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awwwwwwwww cuteness overload

Mother of fake phones I was expecting for a complete ripoff.. how far evil mided persons can go

So, what's YOUR excuse ?

My computer couldn't handle the epicness of this video and blew up Maaan this video made my day

who needs Chuck Norris ?

See what laziness makes out of people pretty clever

Bwahahahahahah !! "Hi I'm Bob " LOL

Like I've said before... there are soooo many interesting and awkward ways of making music and this is one of them

A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend. After makind love, while they're just laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation...

"Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called." she says speaking in a cheery voice.

"Really? That's wonderful. I am so happy for you. that sounds terrific...

Great!...

Thanks...

Okay...

Bye."

She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"

"Oh" she replies, "that was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."

Happy 12345 everyone !!

This made my day !

I was recently riding with a friend of mine.

We were coming to a red light, and he shoots right through it. I ask him, "Why'd you do that?" He tells me this is how his brother drives.

We come to another red light, and again, he shoots right through it. I ask him, "Why'd you do that?" Again, he tells me this is how his brother drives.

We come to a green light, and he slams on the brakes. My heart nearly goes into my throat. I shouted at him, "Why do you do that?!"

He replied, "You never know, my brother could be coming the other way."

A Chinese and Steven Spielberg were drunk in a bar. Spielberg suddenly slapped the Chinese..

Chinese: why?

Spielberg: Because you bombed Pearl Harbor! My father died there!

Chinese: But I am Chinese, not Japanese.

Spielberg: You fool! Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, Taiwanese, you are all the same.

The Chines punched Spielberg.

Spielberg: Why did you do that?

Chinese: That's for sinking the Titanic.

Spielberg: But Titanic was sunk by an iceberg, stupid!

Chinese: Iceberg, carlsberg, spielberg, you are all the same!!

And Darwin Award almost went to....

Cuteness overload

My advice : fire up the gas station

SLOW-MO videos are always cool

Yeah, close call

I also submmited the exactly same video on Snotr , a long time ago, but it never got here. I wonder what happened to it

She got owned BIG TIME !

Never judge someone/something by it's appearence

Try to do it whitout the help of a computer....not easy , eh ?
Whoever can do this only by his imagination, is an ARTIST !
Anyway, it's interesting how small things can go together and form a very big thing

The sounds made by the snappers are actually mini sonic-booms
because the tip of it goes over the speed of sound .
That's what my dad told me when I was little when I asked him why does a whipper makes that sound.

Wireless technology

so who wants some duct tape ?

EXCITEMENT FAIL

There are sooooo many interesting and awkward ways of making music

#(removed comment) Stick to LiveLeak then.

#1 He is an actual local friend of mine He is some sort of music prodigy... you'll freak out when you see how he can play drums, violin, acustic/electric/bass guitar, harp, flute, beatboxing etc... In this video he is in the school dormitory of his university of conservatory (music) His name is Sergiu Homone, we used to play in the same band years ago

IT NEVER GETS OLD !
BEST EVER !

WHO IS THE BITCH NOW ?????

Sugar art level: ASIAN

#1 dude, you've never seen how melted sugar looks like ? take a spoon and put some sugar in it and keep it above some fire, you will see what I'm talking about

when I was little I was doing that sort or thing but I was also putting a tooth pick in the spoon in the melted sugar and waited for it to cool down, and then got out the melted sugar out of the spoon, all melted in one piece with the tooth pick in it as some sort of handle and that's how I was making myself some sort of lolly-pop I know I know, maybe sounds silly, but what the heck...I was just a kid


--O --O --O ---O lolly-pops

Life was much easier when apple and blackberry were just fruits...

#1 because wearing a seatbelt is too mainstream...

!!! I feel so sorry for thr crew members...

Fun fact: Gluten is just a protein and has nothing to do with being healthy or fat. Just a very few people are slightly allergic to it because they have Celiac disease. Unless a doctor has diagnosed you with this disease, your are most likely suffering of placebo effect Interesting how our grand-grand-parents could live long and well with gluten food, I mean *cough* normal food.

Fun Fact 2: All this fuss with gluten-free food is just another marketing gimmick just like bio/eco/dynamic/carbon-free food , all meant to get the money from the stupid.

MAD SKILLZ - he has them

Being lazy at work - like a boss

When I was 14, I had a terrible car accident... I was riding my bicycle and a drunk driver going with 110 km\h lost control in a right turn and plowed into me at full speed. Woke up in hospital from coma, after 3 days I went in clinic death because my body couldnt resist the injuries (both legs were broken like you see in kickbox fights, with one broken bone poking out through the skin, serious spine injury that almost had my spine broken and half paralyzed, almost lost 1 eye, my skull had so many cracks in the back side that I literatelly had a hole in my head, hole from which I lost 1 liter of blood, left elbow broken, broken liver, and many many other serious injuries and broken bones.... I was really done for, and doctors didnt give me any chances of surviving) I was in hospital for months, couldnt walk for more than half an year, and after I recovered from many surgeries I had my casts removed from both of my legs, my muscles from my legs were so atrophied I couldnt walk on my own legs... and I remember my dad carrying me around just like that outside because he couldn't afford a wheelchair for me, so I could feel the rain/ the snow, see the sun, see the nature... even thought we didn't had the best financial condition, he always loved and cared about me so much and tried to give me a better childhood than he had (he lived a big part of his childhood in orphanages) . Love you dad!

Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinise restaurant and Luke's having trouble.
Finally, Obi-Wan says, "Use the forks, Luke."

#2 Bulgarian space program

I'm sorry, the title is Pocket Rocket

I think this kind of videos would be more educative than stuff that is being learned in school...

It's simple and not boring, neat !

CLEVER

Co-op mode activated !

#3 me too.. but still, Awesome !!!

Already did it at home, its freekin awesome !

Dear Santa.................

#4 Yes - more tanks

I've never seen an angry Labrador

Beer beer beer, I'm gonna' drink a beer !

Does anyone remember Kraftwerk ?

Interesting how the small dolphin knows how do swim, and to follow his mom, and stuff like that. It's like he is pre-programmed to do so If you look at a human baby when he is born he doesn't know what the heck is going on... I always wondered that... it's like when a small chick cracks the shell to get out of the egg, already knows how to walk and who's his mom.... this world is full of mysteries... what a beautiful world to live in

#3 You are right
Here's how it's done :
http://www.elle.com.tw/var/elletw/storage/images/love-life/lifestyle/node_1451771/node_1451776/9098813-2-chi-TW/2015-6-15-4-49.jpg

I laughed so hard I almost died Thanks krazeeeyez for sending this in, you made my day man!

awww, polar bears are so furry and cute.... and also dangerous

Starting to think that the cure for cancer or AIDS already exists... Don't you think ?

My greatest Thanks to the man who invented the bicycle !! Cycling is my way of living

The ninjas are cutting onions again...

#1 This can happen anywhere, not just in western Europe. He speaks Spanish so e can be from Spain which is actually a western European country. And also not all rich kids are spoiled and act in a bad way It's not the money that does it, but a bad education. It's true that a lot of rich kids are spoiled, but actually its their parents that spoil them, giving them money instead of time with them, giving them money instead of love, giving them money instead of education, because some people really do think that money is the solution for everything, and sadly it's not I say this because I have a few friends and relatives that are rich as f**k, their parents own lots of business, companies, hotels, etc, they have everything that they could possibly need, and I can give them as example as good kids which enjoy small things in life and don't act like a spoiled brat, because their parents had time for them and do know the special values in life, feeding them with love and not with money .

To have a good life, its not about the money, it's about enjoying small things in life... A morning walk, fresh air, the sunrise, the smile of a person, the joy of helping someone, having a tasty meal that makes your stomach feel good, spending time with loved ones... These are a few things that makes me love life, despite the fact that I live in a very poor and corrupt country...(Romania)

You can see how much some people are whoring/caring for online attention when the first concern after the car stops rolling is the video "we're not posting that video".

They can consider themselves lucky ! In my country, really not far away from me, a group of 29 cyclists from Canada were making tour of Europe, and in a village they've encountered a group of stupid gypsies which threw with rocks at them, knocking them all down, stealing their stuff and beating them up. They all ended up in hospital... Now they don't want to hear about no freekin tour of Europe no more and ya' I know, it's RUBBISH AND STUPID !!!! But still, ppl have heard about romanians doing bad stuff in Europe, it's not us, it's the gypsies !! Because the media is making confusion between rroms and romanians. It's a totally different thing ! they also infected our country... and they only beg and steal, if you ask a gypsie to work for some money he will refuse you with no thinking... not all of them are bad, but kind of 90% are no good. No offence if I sound racist, but that kind of gypsies broke in into one of my houses and stole one of my bikes and my dad's tools and anything expensive they could find...

Too bad the gouvernment doesn't invest money in NASA's space programs no more... if in 1969 was possible to go to the Moon, imagine what we could acomplish with today's technology... we only have plans, but nothing practical... shame that a lot of money is spent on wars, drugs, and lots of unecessary shits, and not on space programs, poverty, schools... no wonder people are becoming dumber and dumber in time...

Part 2



The Snotr website was created by the actual owners who are Erik, Rob, Niek, Jos, Mattijs (which you never get to see them here, because they are very busy with their main projects) Over the years, Snotr had many Admins and Moderators, but all of them became less and less active because some got busy with their personal stuff, some just quit, and now the whole show is run entirely just by me and Sizzlik. We pretty much do all the work, we keep Snotr alive and kicking for you guys.

Many of you asked us, why does Snotr exist? As some already know (some might not), Snotr is entirely non-profit, meaning we do not make any money from it(we dont get paid, we just get a small Christmas bonus), we are doing it voluntary in our personal time, just for the fun of it. The ads on the website are barely making enough money to cover the server costs and the maintenance. So then, why Snotr? Well, that's because Snotr is like a family to us, it's fun, its a great place which is part of our little lives, part of daily routine, its like a tradition in other words. We keep it alive and kickin' for you guys, so you can have a quality time here, and put a smile on your face What is our motivation to keep it going? Your feedback, seeing that you enjoy the work we put in, the fun we have in comments, the new, great and interesting things we discover by you submitting videos.

Well of course, we are not perfect, we are humans too just like any of you, and sometimes we probably did mistakes, we published duplicate videos unintentionally, typos here and there in the titles or in the description, wrong categories, etc.. With those being said, if we mistaken, we're sorry I know some users expect Snotr to be perfect, but it ain't, so it is what it is

So there you have it, the long-story-short of Snotr and the little people behind it.

Again, I want to thank to all of you for everything

So what are you waiting for people? Vote now for Trum.... Uhh I mean your favorite categories

Cuteness overload ! awwwdododo

I'm gonna check my eggs right now

There was a big running marathon in my city... and of course, a kenyan dude was on 1st place

Tip of the day

Did you know that rap actually stands for Rhythm And Poetry ?

This is why people have trust issues

AWESOMETRON

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meanwhile in Romania...

One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit shit. One of the boys said: "What is that?"

"'They're smart pills," said the other boy "Eat them and they'll make you smarter."

So he ate them and said: "These taste like shit."

"See," said the other boy, "you're already getting smarter."

Yaw wsup dawg I was sleepin'

IMPRESSIVE

beer beer beer.... I'm gonna' drink a beer.

I bet the driver was like "GET OUT OF THE WAY STUPID ! "

Awww ! How romantic

#2 he's having a flygasm

We noticed the warning about Snotr and our coders are looking it up.

The problem has been identified and will be soon fixed. It's just a glitch in our servers, so ignore it, there's nothing to worry about. It happened before and we got it fixed. It also happened to other big official websites.

Snotr is safe.

I think they ejoyed playing Crysis 2

That is one big pile of NOPE

I am an ex-musician myself, and I gotta say that I was blown away by their perfect synchronization and skillz It's pure awesomeness I think I watched this video like 10 times before I published it Many thanks to the uploader Joeman, this video sure made my day and made it to my favorite videos list

OMG ! WE'RE NEXT !

she never saw a grenade in her life i think.....

So I heard you like zombie apocalipse

Funny that he's not asian

Jimmy Kimmel's shows are awesome !

Vodka has been involved... somewhere

If teachers be like him, schools would be sooo much diffrent !

If you don't have idea what's going on, here's the english subtitled version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UWb5ps7wkw

Scientists recently discovered that beer contains small traces of female hormones. This was proven by giving 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that an astonishing percentage, 100%, started talking nonsense and couldn’t drive.

TREE WIN

I wonder what he can do with his woody

Classic fail

That mini heart attack when you realise you're doing it wrong

wait, what ?

I dunno what to say.... this is symbolic in some way, like when he put himself on the pitch near his wife, he just made it to heaven where his wife was... I guess thats why he died... some sort of sad happy-ending

In my university we have some scientific labs with only lego robots and stuff. Prtty cool When I was in first year of college, a teacher showed me and my groupmates a part of the university, and when we got in the labs with robots and the ones with lego robots, i splited up from the group and remained with the lab assistant in the robot lab and the group gone without me, I was like sooo enlightened what I've seen there you could find everything in there ! 3D lego printers, flying robots similar to birds and not with propeller, cars, quad helicopter with panoramic cameras capable to lift a 1.5 liter coca cola bottle, ETC. A lab assistant told me that when they want to build a real robot first they made it out of lego because its easier do detect projecting errors and if the robot breaks it is very easy to rebuild it. NEAT things I tell you Maaan, there were hundreds of robots there. I got in love with that place. Science is FUN when you know the secret

Never underestimate what your body is capable of

The ninjas are cutting onions again

yeah, great near miss. I dont know what to say about the car on the right
More like bulls-eye instead of near-miss

Sometimes, mens are SO CREATIVE

INSANE !

That is a brush-less electric motor as far as I know and it is used on profesional RC aircrafts it has something like 12 poles. The motor is only that purple colored thing, the rest is a battery and controlers.

http://www.hobbyking.com/UNITEDHOBBIES/store/catalog/C80-100-A.jpg


I also did with my friend some sort of car out of a ruined RC plane, it had 3 wheels and it was propelled by a brushless motor . and the servo-motors which was driving the flaps from the wings, we used them for brake and steering, it was an immense succes !

How does it manage to get the ball from one cup to another ? Or is it stop-motion animation ?

" Samyr you're breaking the car!! "

Looks more like freekin' Beirut

@0:16 "I think that might be a gas station"
No girl, that ain't no gas station

As I read the news, something really messed up is going on there, not just with the explosion but also with the story itself...

As I understood, for somewhat reason the Chinese government is trying to hide all this. A lot of stories have been deleted from the internet by them, and also, on Chinese TV news they barely mentioned about it in the morning and that was it...

"Police are keeping journalists and bystanders away with a cordon as many as a few kilometers from the site. On China's popular microblogging platform of Weibo, some users complain that their posts about the blasts have been deleted, and the number of searchable posts on the disaster fluctuated, in a sign that authorities are manipulating or placing limits on the number of posts. For obvious reasons the local authorities are keeping complete silence on the question of what toxins may have been released after the explosion..."

"I just tried several times to retweet a critical comment on Weibo by @LiYuan6 about Tianjin but "permission denied" - Leta Hong Fincher,Tweeter "

Read more about it here, its freekin' interesting:
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-08-13/its-warzone-images-devastation-after-chinese-explosion-toxic-chemicals-feared-port-o

#1 Thanks for the awesome feedback!

#2 We already have this thing on our schedule, as Sizzlik mentioned it many times in the comments. It will be fixed soon, I promise!

What? First time seeing Peter Parker at the gym ?

That was brilliant!

Who's cutting onions again ?

Just imagine when this implant would work even at 50% of the capacity of one human eye[estimated to 576 megapixels] , and would be implanted to a person who was born blind and now is, let's say 25 years old, and will see for the first time... Imagine his reaction... It would be something at a whole new level for him. Perhaps he won't understand what he sees or who knows, but still...

By the way technology evolves, this will be possible pretty soon.

That will be priceless.

What makes it even more funnier is that the host that climbs the ladder is talking about the career of the girl in blue, and he mimics every step on the ladder by her achievements and when he makes the last step he is thinking what to say about her next step and then sh*t happens also, then the other host (girl in black) says "well thats the next step in her career"

and ALSO, notice how when the guy gets up, the first thing he does is checking out the girls ass

#2 Here you go

«2001: A Space Odyssey» (1968, dir. Stanley Kubrick)
«Alien» (1979, dir. Ridley Scott)
«Aliens» (1986, dir. James Cameron)
«Armageddon» (1998, dir. Michael Bay)
«Avatar» (2009, dir. James Cameron)
«Battleship» (2012, dir. Peter Berg)
«Cargo» (2009, dir. Ivan Engler, Ralph Etter)
«Elysium» (2013, dir. Neill Blomkamp)
«Europa Report» (2013, dir. Sebastián Cordero)
«Event Horizon» (1997, dir. Paul Anderson)
«Gravity» (2013, dir. Alfonso Cuarón)
«Guardians of the Galaxy» (2014, dir. James Gunn)
«Interstellar » (2014, dir. Christopher Nolan)
«Lockout» (2012, dir. James Mather, Stephen St. Leger)
«Lost in Space» (1998, dir. Stephen Hopkins)
«Man of Steel» (2013, dir. Zack Snyder)
«Mission to Mars» (2000, dir. Brian De Palma)
«Moon» (2009, dir. Duncan Jones)
«Oblivion» (2013, dir. Joseph Kosinski)
«Pandorum» (2009, dir. Christian Alvart)
«Prometheus» (2012, dir. Ridley Scott)
«Solaris» (1972, dir. Andrey Tarkovskiy)
«Solaris» (2002, dir. Steven Soderbergh)
«Star Trek» (2009, dir. J.J. Abrams)
«Star Trek: Into Darkness» (2013, dir. J.J. Abrams)
«Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope» (1977, dir. George Lucas)
«Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi» (1983, dir.Richard Marquand)
«Starship Troopers» (1997, dir. Paul Verhoeven)
«Sunshine» (2007, dir. Danny Boyle)
«The Fountain» (2006, dir. Darren Aronofsky)
«The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy» (2005, dir. Garth Jennings)
«The Last Days on Mars» (2013, dir. Ruairi Robinson)
«The Signal» (2014, dir. William Eubank)
«Thor: The Dark World» (2013, dir. Alan Taylor)
«Transformers: Dark of the Moon» (2011, dir. Michael Bay)

And I personally recommend the following :

-Both Star Trek movies - super awesome
-Oblivion - super awesome
-Moon
-Apollo 18 - very interesting
-Interstellar - mega awesome
-Europa Report
-Last Days on Mars
-Mission to Mars
aaaand last but not the least - Prometheus

#3 & #4 There is a fine line between art and porn/nudity.

If "little suzy" is too young to see a colored "side-boob", then she shouldn't have access to the internet or a computer unsupervised in the first place, so that's your fault here. It's like calling your dog guilty for chewing on your TV remote, but you left it on the ground.

If you think this video was NSFW, then turn on your TV in the middle of the day when it's supposed to be safe for kids, and browse a bit the channels, I bet that in the first 10 mins you will see a nekkid bewb or a$$ or something NSFW Speaking of TV, I stopped watching it 10 years ago. It's the worst content possible and as I am watching it I can feel how my IQ is lowering.

PS: I think "body-painting" is enough of a warning that there will be skin shown in this video. I mean it's only logical, what do you expect? Body painting on clothes?

So these Allahu Akbar videos are a thing now But I prefer Allah Snackbar

#2 witnesses report that in the time they were attacking, the terrorists were yelling "for Syria!" and " Allahu Akbar".
I have friends and even relatives that live in that zone where the attacks took place. The friends I have there told me they are ok, but I couldn't contact my relatives yet... I hope they are ok...

#10 We get the joke, but let's try and keep a decent language in the comments

Now let's see how many of you votes for their category/categories! The more the better!

Thanks again to all of you for being an awesome community!

What if it's rigged and does that on purpose?

The ninjas are cutting onions again

And they say white people are racist... especially Americans...

Hey guys! Sorry for the downtimes lately, but I am terribly busy and I also have this thing with my mom's accident, she's still in hospital , surgeries and stuff. She won't be able to walk 4 months and it's quite bad.... but she's getting better. I write this from my phone cause I'm on the go, but I'll publish some vids when I have some time.

Cheers
geek

NO WAAAAAAY

PEW PEW !

One of the best I've seen in a while

Bwahahahahahahaha can't stop ROFL

Pretty nice threat display What a cute little fella'

Man... That was an incredibly powerful and emotional video... It's so true it hurts... damn... something got into my eye
I recommend watching it twice because a lot of things will make sense.

Many many thanks to the uploader Dushan for sending this in! One of the best videos I ever watched!

At first I thought it's just a display model with no functionality, but then he attached the balloon and I was blown away

#18 Well it's like this:

Once upon a time........

First there was www.mininova.com, which as far as I know was the best and most popular torrent website in the world at that time, but then it got in a lawsuit with the Dutch organization BREIN, and was forced to remove pretty much everything due to copyright infringement (which was kinda BS, because as probably you know, torrenting websites are not hosting the actual content, everything is done P2P). Since then, Mininova is only hosting shareware/freeware content in order to avoid any further lawsuits.

Mininova also includes www.dispostable.com | www.snotr.com | www.adperium.com

Snotr started as a side project of Mininova. Mininova was an enormous community of users, and Snotr was made to expand Mininova in a fun way, where users can chill and watch neat videos, especially if the Mininova servers were down for maintenance. So with those being said, Snotr was initially populated by the Mininova community. Then Snotr gained popularity over the whole internet, with an astronomical number of visitors per hour (50,000 of unique visitors was something ordinary back in the day, and some videos had even millions of views, hundreds of comments).

As most of you probably have noticed, Snotr's popularity has faded out over the years, there are not as much users as they used to be, but still, Snotr has remained the same welcoming and cozy place foe everyone that steps it's door The drop of the number of Snotr users is due to the fact that websites like YouTube, Dailymotion, Vimeo, etc., have risen at an mind-blowing pace, today becoming giants. A good example would be what happened to Hi5 and MySpace when Facebook got popular.


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To be continued...

I laughed so hard I nearly died Thanks sux, this made my day
#1 LOLOL

It's a lil bit offtopic, but here's my question : why did NASA stopped expeditions on moon and other reseaches ? They did it like 50 years ago... with old technology.... and we had very good results. and now if you look around you see a lot of super hi-tech technology...Now it can be done so much safer and smarter because human kind gained so much knowledge since then Imagine if they would send a satellite just like Google Maps uses.. we would get a whole new perspective about moon! That could prove that moon landing was/ was not a lie! Just like you see your house on google maps you could see the remainings on moon, the cars , the shuttle ETC . I'd say it would be possible . this video says a lot http://www.snotr.com/video/8973/We_Stopped_Dreamin . They say "no monneh" but if that's so, they could be sponsored by a lot of big freekin' companies just by posting some stickers on the space shuttle and that IF we ignore the theory that moon landing was fake, which somehow I find it hard to believe .

Thanks to all of you for all the fun we've had on SnotR ! It's nice to see that you all enjoy your time so much here !

We, the staff members, have tried, trying and will try everyday to keep "SnotR: The ultimate place for great videos "

With the help of you all, SnotR is what it is today !

Happy 10K everyone !!!

#2 100% gluten-free, user-friendly, all-vegetal, bio-dynamic, solar-powered, carbon-neutral, eco-friendly

Guys please! Just enjoy the video and NO flame war about religion in the comments! Thanks

#2 You're missing the point my friend The last time the woman says peekaboo, the parrot doesn't reply with peekaboo, but with Allahu Akbar

You can just feel the terror and fear in his voice when he says "ITS ON ME"

does anyone else notice how damn well this video is being stabilized ??? especially on bumpy the "road" they're going on and how his hands and bike move

Anger FAIL

awesome skillz

Despite the fact that it's a long video, sure was worth to watch ! I believe that in most countries, the government should invest much more in education. A lot of children are no longer interested in studying, like for example, in America, there are a lot of fat kids full of Mc'Donalds crap playing with Pokemans and stuff ... and poor kids in India who are pretty inteligent, but have no conditions to study because of the poverty...

Aawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

A Romanian paved the way for Steve Jobs well before 1984... His name is Stefan Odobleja . He laid the fondations of cybernetics in 1941. Also see this... http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Av2A0z8vyg4/TpVhGb7u2KI/AAAAAAAAjhY/fNBM9AvlpIg/s1600/Evoulation-of-Apple-001.jpg

and

http://www.smithsonianeducation.org/scitech/carbons/images/apple-lg.gif
Someone was out of inspiration ...
Problem, apple fans ?

linux&android FTW !!!!

#5 really ? Fan of Steve Jobs you say ? Tell me about it What did he did to be so freekin famous ? He made some overpriced gageds and he was considered Jesus Christ of modern gadgeds and technologies.. And also if you are a hardcore Steve Jobs fan you sould be aware that he COPIED not invented his work.. it was stolen... inform yourself if you don't believe me, Google is your best friend and also, in 2001 i think, Microsoft launced TabletPC, and nobody gave a fck and when iPad was launched all the world was like "OMG OMG THIS IS TECHNOLOGY FROM FUTURE "... I'm into computers since 1993 since i was a kid.. And I know what I'm talking about I did my homework laddie. Yeah and just so you may want to know, when Jobs died, tons of ppl from all over the world were with apples instead of candles and all sorts of shits... but in the same days, the man who invented C programming code,Dennis Ritchie died, and NOBODY gave a fck ! Dennis Ritchie's contribution to all the technological advancements in the world of modern computing is immense. Most of the digital computation, sophisticated programming and the Internet are deeply entrenched in two inventions that he was deeply involved in: The Unix Operating System and the C Programming Language. Steve Jobs has been injudiciously celebrated as the greatest inventor of the modern world when he died and has been celebrated and anointed by the media as the uncontested Newton/Einstein/Edison - all rolled into one - of the 21st century!... Why ??? Tell me about how he made the world better...?! Check this ! http://gizmodo.com/5542527/undercover-report-from-foxconns-hell-factory . And just so you know #5, the iPhone continues to lose its competitive edge to Android-based phones and here's some more interesting "hot" stuff about Steve Jobs's Apple http://gawker.com/5847344 [I had to cut half of my comment because it was too long Snotr said ] I've seen on the news that a kid gave away one of his kidney for money to buy iPad 2.

OK here's a good one [ not a single proffesor in my engineering university was able to awnser it] : I usually think of a lot of stuff, and one day I was thinking: everything moves. Us, planets, solar systems galaxies ETC. because of the universal expansion. Even when you sit on a chair, then get up go to the fridge and then go back on the chair, your are not in the same place where you was when you first stood on the chair, because Earth is moving trough universe at high speed. And my question is: HOW do you know when you stay perfectly still in one place? For technical reasons, this will only be possible in outer space because Earth is moving. Every time you measure something, you actually compare it to something else, like measuring height or lenght ..... But how can we manage to do this ? because there is no not-moving reference position to compare your position to it. Imagine that some phenomenon could happen if this will happen , no one knows ,and no one can prove me wrong, because nothing in this universe stays still... it keeps moving I gotta say, this really put me on thinking. And now on video topic : I personally thought on every single fact in this video, and I must say, it was VERY interesting to watch. worth every second

#4 Could be it, but still the video is "awwww"

#2 Thanks a bunch for the video !

Either excited or really needs to pee

#3 I would literately rip his leg off and beat him with it (the guy who did this).

#2 I'm a dog owner too, and watching this kind of videos gets me very emotional and furious at the same time. I can't even begin to understand how sick in the head some people are to do stuff like this.


Some people will say "it's just a dog... an animal, why so much fuss?". Well it's because it happens that dogs are the most innocent and loyal creatures on Earth, which gives us (humans) class at any hour. Imagine a world with humans with the qualities of a dog... oh wait, there is, it's called Heaven

No offence, but the more I know people, the more I love my dog...

Or you get a job as a truck driver 10x better graphics and more realistic physics, you get to touch real truck parts and you get money for doing it

#2, It's true, some do it for the "likes". there are many fake people in this world.

But still, there are also many good people out there who does this kind of acts of kindness, and are not doing it for the "likes" , even if they post it on the internet. Still there are many people who do this and don't film it at all, and doesnt even tell anyone.

Fake or not, these kinds of videos are very good in my opinion, because they usually hit the sensible part of the viewer, making him care more about others around him, and also encouraging him to do the same. Sharing is caring

#1 By the way that guy was sitting on the cart, I'm definitely sure he crashed shortly after

OMG the music is just perfect It's been some time since I had a laugh this good

thanks Kopi, it made my day !

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Impressive !

No offence , really, I also love animals, I really love animals.Especially dogs and hamsters but there are some dogs that you raised it since it was a small new-born puppy, and when he is big he starts to bite you and mutilates you... I've seen tons of cases like this, even persons that I know, or on TV... No offence again, but when I see this kinds of dogs , when you treat him all his life like a member of family with love and affection and at some point he jumps on you and mutilates you.... I would grab a freekin axe or a baseball bat and stab him in the face 10 times in a row. http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/american%20psycho%20new.jpg If you will downgrade I will understand, but think of what I've said I also plan to get a labrador dog

Now that's an artist ! No computer help at all !

We all love happy-endings, especially when it's not just a movie

I’d like to share a revelation that I’ve had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you aren’t actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with its surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed, and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague. And we are the cure.
Agent Smith - Matrix

Chuck Norris can whistle in 5 languages

I don't even...

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7 day continuously ? That's 168 hours The world record for continuous singing is just 105 hours. Fast, somebody call Guinness World Record team

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The game's graphics are really amazing #2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDm2Mqk9NaM

"And That's What an Organ Donor Looks Like"

So sick to see so many people saying " OMG all cops are douchebags", "all cops are fatasses and eat donuts " and many similar stuff like this. Remember: each family has a black sheep! Just because there are videos online with douchebag cops, doesnt mean that all of them are that way. This is how the media works: why show videos with cops doing good stuff when we can show a video with a cop that does something bad, gets viral and we get money. I am more than 100% sure that there can be 99999999x more videos with cops doing good things! Such as :

http://www.snotr.com/video/12126/There_s_still_some_decent_cops_out_there

http://www.snotr.com/video/10359/Proof_that_not_all_cops_are_bad

http://www.snotr.com/video/11240/A_duck_crying_for_ducklings_and_cops_helps_them_out

http://www.snotr.com/video/16557/The_Coolest_Cop

http://www.snotr.com/video/12436/Probably_The_Coolest_Cop_Ever

http://www.snotr.com/video/7645/Good_cop_good_cop

http://www.snotr.com/video/16774/Officer_Dispatched_For_A_Noisy_Basketball_Game


My respect for all the cops, firefighters and ambulance teams that risk their lives for us, and who work all the time, even during the most important holidays without complaining like many of us do.

Fun fact: Maine in my language (Romanian) means Tomorrow

Am I the only one who wished to have a car like this when when he was a kid ?

#1 I'm glad my video post made you to take the right decision

If you listen to this whithout seeing the vido is like someone is typing at a keyboard very fast

Anyone noticed the hot chick skinny pants in the packground ?


































No. Cause this kid is awesome !

#7 bees don't attack unless provoked. I have an uncle who has a business with bees for honey production, and he told me if you know how to handle bees and don't represent a threat for them they won't attack you, most probably.

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/26988346.jpg

this is what happened after

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1iXrI04QXQs#!

OM NOM NOM NOM

@ #2 & #3

Sure money can't buy you happiness... but it's better to cry in a BMW rather than on a bicycle

#2 Still nope I have arachnophobia

Police officer: Good morning sir, you know why I pulled you over?
Citizen: *whup*

Oh kurwa!

#2 Don't worry mate, by 2025 I'm sure they'll do something about it

People often misuse the word "invention".

INVENTION : U.S. Patent Law - a new, useful process, machine, improvement, etc., that did not exist previously and that is recognized as the product of some unique intuition or genius, as distinguished from ordinary mechanical skill or craftsmanship.

I attended electronic engineering university, and one of my hobbies is creating all sorts of things just like the kid Ahmed does, but I can't call myself an inventor or say that I invent stuff.


I don't wanna bash on the little kid, but I did some research and here's exactly what he did:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHk_6Vh4Qeo

Of course things like this get viral on web like crazy, and also people with very good knowledge in the field analyzed in depth the situation and observed the same thing: in terms of "invention" it's really a big stretch. A good example here is famous evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins.

Here's another good example from a well known Engineer from University of California that shows how the clock is not "invented" by him, (he also explains why it is a hoax): https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=5&v=CEmSwJTqpgY

The teacher got scared and acted this way because his clock was not showing time and was counting down, speculating that it might be a bomb.

I prefer to remain impartial here, but most regular people will say it looks like a bomb.

What I'm against to is the fact that he claimed he "INVENTED" the clock to impress the teacher, but by far he haven't invented anything, and also he did something VERY dangerous: the clock is using a transformer since it doesnt need high voltage in order to work, but the transformer is under high voltage and it was EXPOSED with no protection whatsoever , and if someone from the class touched it, he would be most likely electrocuted and possibly even killed... also exposed high voltage components are a dangerous fire hazard, and it could have started a fire in the school.

That "totally being honest" at the end cracked me up

#1 But efficient!

#2 Perhaps SpaceX rules, I'm not saying otherwise, but its a very good thing that there is a competition in this field between companies. Competition is what moves things forward

I don't see any uniforms... and they're all running like they stole something Are you sure they are serving the food ?

#4 nah, maybe for better visibility because it gets splattered with ice and water

#1 Title correction : one big Nopede vs. another big scary Nopede

#3 Same childhood I had too man It's sad to see that in places like America food is processed at a such a high level that probably only has 1% of the original ingredient. I mean come on, I've seen cheese spray from America (just like whipped cream spray ), I mean seriously ,WTF ???? cheese spray... thats... pure cancer... Perks of living in a country like mine that is not so evolved yet, is that they dont have money to process food that much, so here organic/bio/eco food/vegetables/fruits here are not a thing yet, we still have grown vegetables and fruits and not fabricated ones. for example, most of the fruits/veggies/milk products, are made locally, for example, I can go now 5 mins away and I can buy milk that was milked this morning, and if i go in the morning ,it is still warm. thats REAL milk not what you buy from supermarkets... It's sad to see people thinking that shit in mcdonald burgers is CHEESE , that is not cheese, that is shit. I've eaten stuff from america because my relatives sent me, its not bad, but doesnt taste natural at all. To be honest, no wonder so many fat people are in america and that obesity is a huge problem there, I drank coca cola and fanta from america, and i was shocked how much sweeter they are from cocacola and fanta that i drank from many countries of Europe... Even My uncle after he came back in Romania on vacation from US said that he wants to drink some romanian fanta, because the one in US is just to sweet, he cant finish a half liter bottle. Speaking of fruits and vegetables, Romania lately is actually making huge progresses in export, because our production is 10 times better from other EU countries. ive eaten fruits and veggies from spain, italy, germany, and they all taste like plastic or literately have no taste. Once I had some guests from Spain, and they were shocked how the potatoes, tomatoes and other stuff taste in Romania. We gave them like 30 KG of fruits and vegetables to take with them back in Spain

#4 You mean this ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sbb4EL0ybs

Sorry for the downtime guys Other admins are on vacation and I was hospitalized for a few days

Coming home on a friday night be like....

so who wants to dance ?

You just can't find good actors anymore in nowdays

Some have drinked from the knowledge fountain... but he only gargled

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he only gargled
Nice joking skillz indeed

doors ? we need no doors

1:52 ....... Interesting how Motherland Russia has almost no earthquakes

NEVER judge someone/something by it's appearence
It gives me chicken skin haha

VERY BEAUTIFUL !!!!!

I appreciate him very much ! Depsite his physical look, he was not ashamed and did what he had to do! Way the go man !!! but wait, what ? the girl is only 16 ?! wtf ? she looks like at least 23 to me

[sorry for previous duplicate comment]

his hands and his face are pretty exposed, but intact

@ #3 #5 #6 #7

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#(removed comment) This is not Youtube

How did he got there in the first place ?

Those are for sure scamming gypsies. I can recognize them from miles away. They are not Romanian or Bulgarian or Hungarian gypsies: there is no such thing. There are only gypsies, and they have a foreign origin which is nord-west of India and nord-west of Pakistan. Don't mean to be racist, but they are a plague for all countries where they have migrated, because they only cause problems. All they know is how to trick people and steal. They attacked my house like 5 times and stole stuff, and I wasn't the only victim in the neighborhood (which is pretty messed up because my house is in a very calm/peaceful zone). The worst thing about them is that when they "invaded" Europe, first were the Eastern Europe countries, Romania being affected very badly. Later on they learned that other countries in Europe such as Spain, France, Germany, are more rich and more stuff to steal so they went there, and that's when the disaster happened: other countries consider Romania as the land of gypsies and because some people are not informed/educated properly. The confusion is made because they came from mainly Romania and other eastern countries, we are Romanians and they are Romes (Rom - gypsy), and the names do look similar, but there is a FINE LINE between a Romanian and a Rom. The biggest scumbag here is the media because they tell the people such things, wrongfully informing them and hating us for really no particular reason. There were very racist protests against us in all Europe, with racist jokes even on the news... That's just so WRONG! It's like some people label Germans as "angry Nazis"... FOR WHAT ?! I have friends that live in Europe and got beaten up and harassed just because they are"Romanians". some ppl really need to educate themselves before they talk. I'm not targeting anyone here in the comments, I'm just talking in general.

Tip of the day: Going on a long hiking trip? Get McDonalds cheeseburgers They won't rot over time, always fresh

#1 Mate, you need to relax. Why so serious? We receive dozens of videos from many users everyday, and they all go through a voting system and they are all sorted by date,user,etc. . Sometimes we get flooded with video submits from users and at times it takes some time for a video to be published. We don't favor any users nor we disfavor any: First-come, first-served I really don't see why it's such a big deal for you, but please stop sending such emails as Sizzlik said. If you want to tell us anything else or you got some concerns or suggestions, feel free to email us.

#5 No, we don't. Snotr.com is a 100% non-profit website, all the income coming from the ads is going into server maintenance costs, so you can come here at any moment and enjoy some fun and interesting content for your viewing pleasure. We do all this for fun, and to keep Snotr "the ultimate place for great videos"

With all these being said and clarified, I want to thank all our users being such a great community

I'm a Christian myself, but I gotta say.. damn, this is wrong, this is so wrong... And it's not just 50 people, look at the size of that place and how full of people it is. But oh well, every family has a black sheep

#2 Random - adjective
Definition: proceeding, made, or occurring without definite aim, reason, or pattern.
Example: the random selection of people.
I think that the fact that a random guy that went into a random shop making gifts to random people makes something "random about this..." .

#3 Plot twist: that guy's name is God

Well, his point is not wrong... but its just too negative. He only mentions the wrong things about school and not the good ones... That's not a good way of seeing things in life!

I personally think that it's the dumbest thing not to go to school. Just because school system sucks in his country, doesnt mean all do! Look up Finland and Denmark schooling systems I know, Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg and Steve Jobs left school and got successful, but it's wrong to give exceptions as examples... and humans always tend to do that Some kids want to go to school more than anything and they cant... because they don't have money , or there is no school in their area, so going to school is a privilege to them, and not a right... sadly.

I live in Romania, and here we have one of the hardest educational systems in the world. What we do in early years of high school, that's stuff people do in University in US, and I'm talking about the difficulty of Math, biology, physics, chemistry, etc.. I showed what kind of math and physics I do in High school to some friends of mine in US and they were shocked, bcuz they did that in University.

Still, I don't regret I went to school at all! School indirectly teaches us a lot of social conduits, and many other stuff. One day when I was in high school, one of my colleagues complained about what use has math in life, and of course all my other colleagues started as well. Teacher then asked if anyone thinks different and why math is good in life? I was the only one that I raised my hand and said: of course I wont use Pythagoras theorems or similar stuff in daily life, but math is the sport of mind, and helps our brain to work more comprehensive and faster , in other words more logic. Just like you want to get a fit body, you need to exercise, so is your brain If you don't use it, it gets dusty!

Stay in school kids, I know some things are messed up, but school is good for you. It has been proven over decades: Knowledge is power!

#5 I never said people dying is something interesting No person in the right mind would say that. Read my comment again, maybe you'll figure out what I wanted to say. If you still don't get it, I meant about the fact that the authorities are suspiciously trying to cover the story up for somewhat reasons.

And of course, NEVER trust Apple maps

cyka blyat

#1 I'm pretty much sure there's a topic about boobs in space at NASA, and I mean a scientific one

#1 but instead it's a " weeeee...... OH SH*T!!!! "

Loved it! Videos like this are what Snotr is all about

For me it worked actually surprisingly well! Same for my girlfriend and a few friends of mine that I've sent the video to . There is some placebo-thing going on here but it works amazingly well.

surface tension at it's finest

in a cage or not in a cage but that FOX is defenetly HAPPY !

STEWIE GRIFFIN SIMPLY RULES !

Well the thing is that the wasp was injured [I guess] but still the spider would be the winner because they are deadly predators... I'ts akward to watch a video like this when you have aranhofobia Ick!

C'MON JUST GIVE ME THE FREEKIN' SODA I'LL MISS THE BUS !

Pretty cool ! We do stuff like this in our university

The feel you get from extreme sports is PRICELESS !

#6 :

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/you-dont-say-rage-face-nic-cage-meme.png

#3 That's the sound from the air turbine If you look closely, the pilot wasn't dumb and was aware of the hanging cable, but somehow the propeller sucked the cable and boom ! Interesting... I've seen a lot of helicopter crashes and I've noticed the tail of it breaks first in the impact... Shouldn't those be much more resistant ?

Even now can't stop laughing

Best prank of 2013

#1 If you look closely, at the moment where he smashes on the ground, he dodges by a few centimetres a white metal structure with spikes on it , his parachute got tangled in it. You can see it afterwards at @ 0:31 - 0:32

That makes it even more awesome

As a guitar player I had no idea this existed Pretty awesome !!

#1 I also use G-strings app on my phone, but those apps have lacks of accuracy, still they don't work like a real tuner And still, this cool gadget is very precise

#1 A (careless) person , I mean come on, you can see from a kilometer away that there is a freekin' croc in the water... dunno what the heck he was thinking...

#(removed comment) Are you some sort of wise guy?

Don't worry #11, one more peep out of our space invader and I'll shoot up mah' laz0r!

#12 Good one!

That's some neat skills right there

So yea , just like some non-asian people make tattoos on their skin with japanese/chinese letters but have no idea what they mean, asian people seem to do the same but with clothes (look at the kid in the background) .

Deep seas are a big mystery

Damn, I really wanted to see the spot where the lightning hit

#1 & #3 , if you look closely, many times he nails above or below the tar line, which compromises the impermeability of the roof. And also, usually for this operation, most roofers use 6 nails. Sorry, but these guys as I see it are just in a hurry or too superficial to do quality work.

#1 show us some of your carvings

#2 That was really nice! thanks for sharing man

Merry Christmas to you all guys! I hope you all have a wonderful time with your dear ones, good health long life, and may your best wishes come true! Thank you all for being awesome and making this community what it is!

Happy New year to you all guys!!!

Thank you all for another awesome year here on Snotr! It was a really fun time for me, and I hope it was fun for you as well!

You guys ROCK! All of you!

Hope you have lots of fun and a great time today, and my best wishes for you for the next year!!

If the kid talks trash, then just exclude him from the game and never allow him back, maybe notify the parents for his behavior , but as a grown-up man he shouldn't have lowered himself to the kid's level and even shoot him. Looks like somebody needs to grow up.

#4 here you go

http://www.adapt-laser.com/

Sorry I posted the video a bit late, but I was very busy today and it took me a quite while to make the video

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#6 I have an aunt that works at a hotel in Spain, and she has a colleague which is Muslim, and she always says that Christians in Spain are infidels, that soon the doom will come to them, that they deserve to be bombed and and slaughtered, because they don't believe in Allah and stuff like that.She never went violent but she always keeps picking on them, mumbling around and saying those things. Dude what the F-word... I even heard that in Germany, there are Muslims gathering signature for a petition to ban Oktoberfest because it does not please Allah's will and that it is not moral (which I think it's more important to Germans than Christmas ) Again.... what the F-word... I mean I'm not picking on all Muslims, but the ones that do this kind of crap... thats really messed up. I mean if you go in someone's country, and they welcome you as you are, let you stay there, let you work there, you should really respect their nation, culture, and religion, not act like you are offended because they are not like you. Just imagine what would happen if many Christians would go and do the same in a country in the middle east ...

By the way guys, in the near future Snotr will have an event that will probably last a few days, in which we will post only user-made videos. The videos can be anything: recording yourself just saying hi to Snotr, or some bloopers, or anything you like Stay tuned, and if you have something for Snotr to show, start preparing it

#2 you evil little basterd

that sure was interesting to watch

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How are you lately ? What's goin on ?

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Hey guys, I will be away for a few days.... There has been a tragic death in my family
I'll try to post stuff when I can, but if you encounter a downtime, please excuse me...

PEPOLE ARE AWESOME

Learn to ride a bicycle/motorbike. You will not regret it if you live

SOMEBODY STOP THAT WOMAN !!!

Life is like riding a bicycle: to keep your balance you must keep going

All they care about is MONNEH ! MOAR MOAR AND MOAR MONNEH !!! However, we are considered objects and not humans by the govenment...

See that ? A baseball bat ! just in case... but, mehh... look at the size of tha tthing, I'd say it's pretty inefective against that freekin' big bear

Some quotes remain in history forever....



-Neil Armstrong: " One small step for man, one giant step for mankind"



-Felix Baumgartner: " wobowosz kawaskkasksf asdfasdfaar wooz kashasdashh watshm "





if you know what I mean

#5 it makes me wanna punch that asian women in the face 5 times in a row

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/28737057.jpg

It's the only video on the web with it.

Also only this picture, but by the color of it I can tell it's not the same train.

Still I am suspicious about the single axle... only a Segway could have that balance , and since this train is older than the internet, could be called fake.

But not 100% fake, the world is full of weird stuff so I won't be surprised for it being real


http://www.frogview.com/uploadimages801/4c63d45b28dc56.41704056frogview-gallery.jpg

invented by a Romanian

OMG the one in the end really cracked me up

I've cycled all my life since I was a kid... I wonder if I could ride a bike like that
Thinking seriously to make one

Spare for some BitCoins?

#5 Actually, good quality porcelain is quite tough and hard to break compared to normal procelain

That's nothing... I shave my chest with a lawn mower

IDK but it can be accidental as well

Hulk mode

#14 It was later found out as shown on the news that his father is a well known political stuntman who even named his trucking company "twin towers transportation" (mocking 9/11 possibly ? ) .

Am I the only one super-annoyed by the woman that keeps "cheering" in the background?

#2 Noticed that too or he looks like he holds the ultimate fart

incredible save

#6 you broke the chain

He just nuked the internet

Oh no, this is not dedication what these people are showing, this is pure dumbness! It's not about the game anymore, it's not about the fans anymore, it's not about the competition anymore (because I'm pretty much sure these games are already decided who to win), this is just a business for dumb people. Nobody in their right minds would spend THAT much on a messed up game, and not even telling his wife(I'm pretty much sure that in his case, 21k is a life changing amount of money)his wife seems to matter less than a stupid game. Gotta love it how they think they are part of the game and that they matter in all this thing, and they even say " we're not going to lose" like he is part of the team or something LOLOL little did they know all that matters for the "game" is their money, and nothing else. These brainwashed fans really think they make difference other than making the directors and the teams rich I really cracked up when he said "we're not going to", like he wins the game or that they have ANY influence in the game's outcome

Reminds me of another Russian gem :
http://www.snotr.com/video/13715/Very_cool_Russian_motorcycle

#1 he's got a gyroscope stabilizer reminds me of this :

http://www.snotr.com/video/11917/Mercedes_Suspension_Ad

That prick (#1) ain't a problem no more

#1 LOLOL

That thing has like 750 kilovolts those morons have no idea what they're messing with... as far as I can see they throw something on the power wires, and that thing has some wire that is grounded so it creates the electrical discharge...

#6 Here's the thing with religion:
religion = politics (unfortunately)
faith = your way of living and your personal relationship with the thing you believe in (which I find very okay)

Religion fine as long as people don't go nuts over it and affect(negatively) others.

Personally, I find it extremely dumb and low that in 2016 (2016 people!!!) people still kill for religion.

Still, people should mind their own freekin' business when it comes to religion/faith, even if they are atheists. Being an atheist and going out and picking on people just because they believe in something, is just as dumb and annoying as wesboro baptist church trying to push their ideas into people's mind, or as (some) very annoying Jehovah witness trying to convert you, or as a muslim trying hard to convince you that Islam is the right way, and the list could go on. Everyone is free to believe in whatever they want, and others should respect that, it's even in the fundamental human rights:

Article 18 in The Universal Declaration of Human Rights: Everyone has the right to freedom of thought, conscience and religion; this right includes freedom to change his religion or belief, and freedom, either alone or in community with others and in public or private, to manifest his religion or belief in teaching, practice, worship and observance.

Article 2 - Everyone is entitled to all the rights and freedoms set forth in this Declaration, without distinction of any kind, such as race, colour, sex, language, religion, political or other opinion, national or social origin, property, birth or other status.

Religion is like a fart: it's okay doing it, everyone does it, but it's NOT OK going in a restaurant full of people and play tuba notes while everyone is eating


#7 aahAHAhaHAhaHAaHHAHA !!! your comment really cracked me up

the way everyone looks back instantly is just priceless

Ironically she wears a tshirt saying GEEK ...........

#2 You're taking life too seriously mate. Get some sleep/break.
Mistakes happen all the time - get over it.

Thanks for being a member since 2008, we appreciate it, but if you don't like it here anymore - the X button is up there in the corner. As simple as that.
Take it as a friendly advice, or as an insult, it's your choice.

Keeping Snotr alive isn't as easy as you think. We've all been very busy lately, especially that we moved our servers in a different location which explains why we had a downtime few days ago and also why some videos got repeated. Why do you make such a big fuzz out of duplicate videos ? Just read your comments again and see how much of a big deal you make out of it.

And don't take it personally. I'm not mad or anything at you. I just said what it had to be said.

About Burimi: some people complain about him having too muchv videos on Snotr. As I said a few days ago :

"Burimi submits lots of videos, like more than half of the videos are sent to us by him. He is a huge contributor to our community , and we respect him for that, and we publish all his videos that we think are Snotr worthy.
Thanks Burimi for being an awesome user!
Aaaaand no, we dont favor anyone when publishing videos : first come, first served. "

Anyways.

Just as an information for other users: because we see you like interacting with each other in the comments so much, we doubled the character limit of the comments, so now you can make longer comments without the pain of " your comment is too long, go back and make it a bit shorter. "

Hey guys! Sorry for the downtime! The situation here in my country is very bad, there are protests everywhere and there might be a revolution AGAIN. Its very complicated, its about the political party that has the majority in the government/parliament, and they went INSANE and adopted and modified some laws that allow them to be practically immune and cannot get jailed(while they all have problems with the police and law, because they are corrupt and did many illegalities, stole money, and so on ), and also many more messed up things. They also corrupted the election when they got elected in December. even the president is on the streets and protesting. Its the biggest protests since the fall of the communism, and people will go even harder on this. Pray for us guys! There is a big battle between the president and the parliament and government, and the country supports the president. The political party wants to remove the president from the political stage, and the president might dissolve the parliament and government. There are even rumors that the army might take over. Whatever happens there is a high chance that our economy will fall to the ground and then the whole country be affected in many ways.
This is bad
The problem is even worse because the majority of media is being controlled by the corrupt political party and they are manipulating the people. They dont show anything about the protests on the news, or if they show, they say that they are paid people to "protest" by the president and secret services.

Hey guys! We made some optimizations to the website. Please let me know if it works/loads faster now!

Cheers

Sharp eye #1

But for example, I havent seen this video , and it was quite interesting to watch !

Sorry guys, I was in hospital for a few days. Back online.

I also posted this like a month and a half ago, maybe two. I wonder what happened to it

y u no like #2 ?

#(removed comment) It's all over your face

Owwww I remeber this !!! It was first on ebaumsworld in 2005 !!! I had a collection of fails on my Nokia 7600 in 2005 and this one was included. I was like a boss with that fone ... hah old days

At almost the end of the video I see that the wolves are somehow fighting for the girl, if that's so, she must have been a very good wolf keeper

Piano guys are simply awesome !
If you enjoyed this video, you'll love this one !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgAlQuqzl8o

It's a StarWars parody made by them

He's got balls

Nice performance indeed!

Next: gravity gun

Arrrghhh !! Shivers me' timbers

Oh that's just me playing Crysis 2 on my new surround sound system

That was some serious close call... I think its the most good and detailed POV video of a plane crash to date

#1 good one

#3 I agree with you, but as far as I know its a fact that non-native English speakers understand other dialects better than native English speaking people (since they speak/understand other language(s) as well). I also know this from personal experience because I was a translator for a humanitarian organization and talked in English with people from all over the world and could perfectly understand English spoken with Russian or Scottish accent for example, while other people from the group that were from America, could barely understand something. There is a saying that behind each sign there is a story. i can say that the same could go to the subtitles

#3 I think it's more than obvious what I meant.

#(removed comment) You perfectly fit the definition of a person who will be banned from Snotr if won't stop all this nonsense trolling.

#14 Check out their other videos, they were threaten with guns before... No big deal for them

You can tell he's a pro just by looking at his legs

@1:57 wolololoo

Sync it with this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY

@2:00 , the man speaking in front is the mayor of my town, I saw this live on TV as well as this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWBJMhif97Q
(my mayor again)

#1 You basterd

To the people who don't get the video, this might help:
http://www.snotr.com/video/14764/_Equality

#5 you missed the whole point of this video.

Making a ton of money you say ? Check out their YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/jesuspainter/videos
They have just a few other videos there: all have around 50-100 views only. This one has only 300K views, it got viral by luck, which means they gave all the money from their pockets and even if they made money out of it, might be just $15 I have a YT channel as well, and have much more views than these guys, and haven't earned a single cent

I understand your point of view, and let's suppose you are right... but at least they made a good thing helping out these people Have you helped out someone in the recent time?

cyka blyat

That surely looks fun

#4 Read the description

#5 haha, thank you man! Here's a squirrel for you too

#3 man I always crack up when I see your profile pic in the comments

What a way to start the day!!!

@1:34 The guy in the background seems to like the show a bit too much

#1 you basterd

People like her is what's wrong with this world
I mean seriously, couldn't she just move the damned car and behave like a civilized person without making all this circus freak ? No, because if she could, she wouldn;t park the car there in the first place .
I am done, I am so done.

#3 I agree. That method is still very used in my country. Needs no fuel, no parts, just a small stone to sharpen it Also keeps you in shape and healthy, plus your back muscles are super-carbon-fiber-power I remember when I was a kid and my grandpa leached me how to use one of these things, it took me some time to learn the skill, but then it was quite easy. He even made me a smaller scythe so I can go cut the grass with him for our horses and other animals. And no, I don't wanna hear anyone " nobody in their right mind would teach a kid how to use that, its a weapon, its dangerous ", kids back in the day weren't so freekin' stupid to put the damn scythe in their mouth

Nah guys nuke that basterd down

#2 Nope, it's an Alfa Romeo 156, 1999 model

#2 Thanks for the kind words man! I'm very glad to see you enjoy Snotr and appreciate the work we put into it.

Long live Snotr!!! _\\//

I just love it when pranks backfire

1# It's not the lights that kill the planet... It's us humans: the way we throw trash, the way we cut trees, the way we pollute nature with cars and other facilities that puts smoke and chemicals in the air, when we have electric technologies for cars and lots of appliances for decades now but not used because someone needs to make money. It has been proven that we have the resources and possibilities to end worldwide hunger and poverty, to stop this massive pollution and reverse it's negative effects, but people don't just do it. We have the knowledge and possibility to go on other planets and search for water and in future , but we aren't able to save our own water. It's ignorance and selfishness that kills our planet.

#2 Well, #1 has a point. Healthy and physically yes, but mentally, not so. I mean, I was raised in the country side (most of the time), and we had many animals, I had my own horse to ride, wandering on the fields and hills, woods, going after mushrooms to cook, planting potatoes and all sorts vegetables, had orchards with our own fruits, milking cows and goats, had huge fields of corn, wheat, we even had a real wild wolf that my grandpa has rescued as a cub (he was injured) which turned out to be a great and extremely intelligent companion... it was sort of a farm life, but I enjoyed it to the max It was even more awesome because I lived there with my dad's family (12 brothers and sisters + grandparents + my whole family).

#5 as I was saying earlier, nowadays, if you speak 3 words, 5 people will get offended

I ate a whole unpeeled onion as a challenge, and I won a full day of all I can eat from any food place It was a challenge from my uncle when I was only 16, and I had the "luck" get spiciest onion in the world my airways and my stomach hurt so bad, I had to chug down almost 2 liters of goat milk to calm it down The smell was so bad that I was literately choking on because of my own breath

Listen the Titanic soundtrack while watching this

#1 Thanks cameramaster! I still need more shots for it, because hours of recording are compressed in a few seconds. When the weather will get a bit warmer, I will do moving time-lapses with a small robot I made which is USB powered with a power bank, features 2 motors with a gearing system ( http://ascon.net/bestmodels/15019/1501901.jpg ) In my language is called "reductor" which translates high RPM into low RPM with a much bigger torque, and a small circuit that controls the current and voltage for the motors. The robot runs veeeery slow on the ground, but when the video is processed it looks like it goes as fast as a person normally walks, but everything around moves extremely fast (people, cluds, cars, etc)

Gonna' go get me a few bikes now

#3 well they kinda expected that to happen since he used protection

#3 I actually liked it

#1 Well, they're not far from doing that

#2 omg that's NEWKLEAR

the lady in the back in gold shirt really creeps me out ......... the hair, the clothes... that stare...

Just amazing

It's polish you can hear Kurwa at the end

This just blew my mind on so many levels

#5 we try to keep offensive words to a minimum cursing/swearing is not allowed tho'

Sorry guys . I was very sick for the past days, and my dog was too and had to take care of him too + I had waaaay to many things to do.

About the Snotr sale thing : no, Snotr wont be sold. One of the Snotr creators just did an experiment to see a few things. If the site would've been sold you were the first to find out. If anything anytime something will Happen to Snotr, you will be notified.

I know Snotr isn't doing too well lately, it's just me who keeps it alive for almost the past 2 years, and nobody else. The other few admins which created Snotr about 10 years ago, are not around because they are very busy with their other projects. And I am very busy too with my daily life (not that somebody cares lol), I get up at 6 am, go to work, and come back usually late, sometimes even at 10 PM. But lately, it's just too much for me - that being the reason why I got sick. And no, "we won't get any new staff members" - which is what the Snotr creators said.

I will try to keep Snotr alive for as much as possible for you guys. I know, there were a few downtimes, duplicates, mistakes, low quality videos, that happened because of me, and I am sorry for that . Just please, before you all go in rage/frustrated when you see stuff like that, please understand that I'm only human like you guys, I am nothing above or superior or robotic over you, and I have a life too and stuff and many problems to take care of, and as always , shit happens when you need it the least.

I'm very thankful to see you all giving interest in Snotr, each one in your way: caring, comments, submiting videos, etc. Now that you all saw how much money Snotr makes (in the link posted by sux2bu), perhaps now you believe me when i said in the past multiple times, that I dont get paid for what I do here and that Snotr makes barely enough money to support server costs. Maybe I open up a Patreon or GoFundMe account lol, each penny helps hahaha

I really want to keep Snotr alive. Snotr is like a home to me. I tried a few times to warm things up with some events, had plans with them but only few happened. I dont care how, but I will make more time for Snotr to keep it alive and kicking.

I tell you what: this weekend I am totally free, and I will catch up things and will publish lots of videos that were submitted by you guys (VIDEOS EXPLOSION ). And I'll think of some more events to make things more interactive. I'm also working on an Idea for Snotr: to get a notification when someone replies to your comment on a video. I think it's very helpful , because, its very annoying to check comments all the time on past videos to see if someone replied, and also what if someone replies to your comment which was posted on a 2-3 yr old video ? Let me know what you think of this and if it's worth implementing

Anyways, thank you all for your attention and for your interest in Snotr. Sorry again for everything, I promise to make it up to you guys

I'll post this here too so people know whats going on :

Sorry guys . I was very sick for the past days, and my dog was too and had to take care of him too + I had waaaay to many things to do.

About the Snotr sale thing : no, Snotr wont be sold. One of the Snotr creators just did an experiment to see a few things. If the site would've been sold you were the first to find out. If anything anytime something will Happen to Snotr, you will be notified.

I know Snotr isn't doing too well lately, it's just me who keeps it alive for almost the past 2 years, and nobody else. The other few admins which created Snotr about 10 years ago, are not around because they are very busy with their other projects. And I am very busy too with my daily life (not that somebody cares lol), I get up at 6 am, go to work, and come back usually late, sometimes even at 10 PM. But lately, it's just too much for me - that being the reason why I got sick. And no, "we won't get any new staff members" - which is what the Snotr creators said.

I will try to keep Snotr alive for as much as possible for you guys. I know, there were a few downtimes, duplicates, mistakes, low quality videos, that happened because of me, and I am sorry for that . Just please, before you all go in rage/frustrated when you see stuff like that, please understand that I'm only human like you guys, I am nothing above or superior or robotic over you, and I have a life too and stuff and many problems to take care of, and as always , shit happens when you need it the least.

I'm very thankful to see you all giving interest in Snotr, each one in your way: caring, comments, submiting videos, etc. Now that you all saw how much money Snotr makes (in the link posted by sux2bu), perhaps now you believe me when i said in the past multiple times, that I dont get paid for what I do here and that Snotr makes barely enough money to support server costs. Maybe I open up a Patreon or GoFundMe account to support me lol , each penny helps hahaha (joke)

I really want to keep Snotr alive. Snotr is like a home to me. I tried a few times to warm things up with some events, had plans with them but only few happened. I dont care how, but I will make more time for Snotr to keep it alive and kicking.

I tell you what: this weekend I am totally free, and I will catch up things and will publish lots of videos that were submitted by you guys (VIDEOS EXPLOSION ). And I'll think of some more events to make things more interactive. I'm also working on an Idea for Snotr: to get a notification when someone replies to your comment on a video. I think it's very helpful , because, its very annoying to check comments all the time on past videos to see if someone replied, and also what if someone replies to your comment which was posted on a 2-3 yr old video ? Let me know what you think of this and if it's worth implementing

Anyways, thank you all for your attention and for your interest in Snotr. Sorry again for everything, I promise to make it up to you guys

Interesting how it's not a dead/dry tree and burns like one. Nice vid sux!

#1 It's slower because we are experiencing some technical difficulties. That also being the reason why the posts are so few. We'll try to fix it as soon as possible.

#13 we are not stealing videos, we're actually promoting them. If you are indeed the creator of this video, then you can see that there is the contact info in the corner of the video. You can also see a link on the right hand side that takes you to the original youtube page.

Also, we're not making money of videos from youtube. The site barely makes enough money to cover server costs, thats all. The videos are wholly being submitted by users.

If you are the real owner of this video and want us to take it down, no problem, please write at geekster@snotr.com and prove that you are actually the owner.

Hey guys! I'm back! (again)

Sorry for the downtime. I was a hecking lot of busy, and I was away from Snotr....
Regarding my mother, she is better now, recovering. She had some surgeries at her leg, some titanium screws and plaques in her knee, pretty serious stuff, but she will be better soon.

Regarding Snotr, as much as I am posting videos, judging by the statistics, Snotr is losing traffic and users day by day... which is bad, so I'm not sure what's going to happen in the future. There are no talks in the administration about shutting down, thats for sure for the moment.

Regarding Sizzlik, he said that it is not likely to be back... and other admins are gone too. It's just you and me now

As I promised you, as long as I can, I will keep Snotr alive Moreover, I am planning a giveaway for you guys! it's not something expensive or such, but I plan to ship worldwide to you guys, some cards made by me (similar to a credit card), titled Snotr Gold Member, or Snotr VIP member (I will find a name for them) and with a nice design along with your username and profile picture on it, and on the back it will be signed by me and Sizzlik (if he will want to join this giveaway too). What do you think ? do you want this to happen ? I know it's not much, it's just something of sentimental value, to have a memory from us to keep I will make a video event for this, and the most active and old users, will get one

Also, let me know if I was mentioned or asked something in comments in previous videos, so I can get back to you.

Thanks!

hey guys, submit more videos, as the queue ran out, and this way we will have bigger pauses between videos. I would submit some but I am very busy lately and barely have time to keep an eye on snotr
submit, don't spam with videos
Make sure you submit something that would fit Snotr, as I will most likely publish them right away.

sorry but it's a very busy period for me. lots of stuff going on + new job

#1 me too

EPIC
I'M GIVING IT 10 MONKEYS

ANIMAL RIGHTS :
ANIMALS HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE TASTY !

BRILIANT !
I LIKE THAT GUY'S IDEEA

I got THIS question: the video before this one with the mattres is the video 4998, if you look at the link, and this video is 5001, why skipped 4999 & 5000 ? just look at the end of the link on the adress bar

please a moderator awnser me because I'm confused
THANK'S IN ADVANCE !

EPIC FACEPLANT FTW

@ #6 & #11 : what's a green card ?

wait, what ?

Bitch please ! Riding a bicycle freekin' rocks !!! But this video is kinda lame... This is what downhill means !! This is my life http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82254370/

#5 cool video I thing I've saw it before on snotr. Yep there it is : http://www.snotr.com/video/3762/Fun_on_a_snowmobile Anyway, why ppl downgraded #(removed comment) ?

I believe this video shows to racist people that other races aren't so bat as they first thought, and the barber realized he did wrong to the black guy. I hate racism.... and in the end, we're all people... Ask me what race am I, and I will awnser you " I'm human". A good example : dogs. There are a lot of dog races, but when it comes to "love", race doesn't matter Why ? because they are more human than humans sometimes... Or at least that's my little point of view Great video Snotr !! Keep them coming

where's Tony Hawk ? I mean, his 720 was owned by this kid...Congrats !!

just cool

#3 She is korean

#11 That song rulles ! Long live Romanian artists !!

#2 #4 I've been in both types of machines, and both had long tunnel
Both scary and loud. One difference between them is that CT scanner is faster but not so healthy because of the x-rays, and MRI is much healtier because of the magnetic resonance but it takes longer to perform the job, and when I got out of the MRI after a bit above half-hour for a brain scan [ to see if it's still there LOL joke, because of an accident with my bike ], my vision was all blurry, couldn't see a thing...


Oh and MRI scanner sounds like Dubstep, really !

Can someone translate a bit please ? I'm really curious what they are saying

#2 a run like that is very possible with no accidents at all, He jumped before and others did, but the problem was he miscalculated the jump, some say that he got scared and that's why he jumped off the bike, the fact is that he had too much speed so he could not land the bike on the ramp, so he jumped off the bike to avoid extra damage from the metal parts of the bike

I was doing that with my bike wheel as a kid

That was so cute... Poor kids

#7 I guess you'll find here what you are looking for

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjA24fQcscg

Also, read video description. It's quite interesting

#4 It's actually a fullsized helicopter with 2 people on board

#5 I was asking myself the same question... there are POV videos of this kind of stuff but none of them are THAT fast...

#6 In fact, its in the whole UE
You can read about it here mate:


http://www.arenait.net/2014/08/23/aspiratoarele-de-peste-1600w-vor-fi-interzise-de-la-1-septembrie.html

#1 I agree! The music gives it the finest touch!

#2 & #3 You're welcome

The original video on YouTube had subtitles, but they were only featured there and didn't noticed...

Thanks for bringing it up!

Such fearless basterd

#2 Nah son, I know Russia is Russia, but people think russians are very bad drivers because of these videos... which isn't in fact true... Bad drivers are everywhere, but the thing with Russia is that over 75%-80% of the cars there have dashcams, being the country with the most dashcams installed on cars, and that being the reason why there are so many videos with car accidents from Motherland Russia. Bad drivers are everywhere and accidents happen all the time It's just that they record them and others dont I mean come on... we're both romanians you know you can't go a day driving without saying " DUMNEZAII tai !! mortii si ranitii ma-tii !!! sa-mi fac schiuri din crucea lui ma-ta!!! bagamiash si scoatemiash, OH KURVA!!!!"

#3 Exactly my thought

The future ain't what it used to be...

#1 had a small feeling it's fake too, but wanted to share it with you guys to see what you also say.

#5 Yes, it's very possible. Look what birds can do to planes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olsp9JcIzn4

Now imagine what a drone made of plastic and metal can do. It's all about speed here: if you throw a bullet as fast as you can with your hand at a car, it will just bounce and make small dent, but when you fire that bullet, it will get right through the car

Futuristic? Nah, I had this already in 2005 in GTA San Andreas

#2 We don't promote squirrels

#4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=92&v=fW1dUnBhwL8
Better now?

#14 I'm having a hard time understanding your comment

#2 I think it was yesterday, but what the heck... happy National Dog Day everyone!!!

#1 something like this ?
Wait for it...
http://www.snotr.com/video/13413/Best_Drum_Solo_Ever

BTW I watched too that movie Nd it was genious! I recommend it too!

I was incredibly shocked when I found the NASA engineers knew already what fate awaits the Columbia space shuttle... I still can;t believe it

I recently was in Bucharest few days ago, and it's for real. I've seen these people with my own eyes. I feel so hopeless when I imagine that there are so many people like this, and there's so little I can do for them...

Also I just remembered: when I was in high school, I used to participate to lots of science fairs and did this kind of "inventions" for science class. When I was in 10th grade, I did something that looked very similar to what Ahmed did, but had a different purpose: a device made out of a landline phone that when called, it can trigger a switch using an electrical relay. That switch can be used to turn off or on house lights, or a pump for a water sprinkler in your garden for example. One of the teachers kept telling me it looks like a bomb and to be honest, it kinda did I'll ask my dad if I still have that somewhere at his house and take a picture of it, and if he does I'll post a link with the picture with the thing

#1 mmmm, now I really want lemonade

Lol, I remember when I was a kid, my grandparents were making rope exactly this way. Actually, everything was being done exactly the way people did it hundreds of years ago. For example, there was that big machine called "razboi" (means war in english) and it was used to make clothing, bed sheets, towels, etc. My grandma still has 2 of them which are 100% fully functional and at this time they are extremely expensive (20k-30k EUR) , one being 300 years old and is highly sophisticated, it's as big as a whole room, and because it's so big its needed to be build inside the house. I remember playing with it when I was a kid haha .

It looks similar like this, but way more bigger and more complicated: http://adevarul.ro/assets/adevarul.ro/MRImage/2013/11/02/52752023c7b855ff56abfc00/646x404.jpg

And actually, the "razboi" thing is still widely used today. Romanians are very traditional Here, the sales for alcoholic drinks such as Jack Daniels, Ballantines, Teachers, etc. is very low, thats because we have that thing called Palinka, and its 100 times more better than anything you can buy on the market, and thats because its done exactly the same way as it was hundreds of years ago, and its way more expensive than Jack Daniels for example. In my hometown it is made the best Palinka in the world. Trust me, everything on market is sh*t compared to it. Usually it's made of plums, but it can be made out of other fruits too, even potato Also, little Romania might not be that known by many people, but we have some of the best quality fruits and vegetables in the world because we still make them like hundreds of years ago. To be honest, veggies that can be found in supermarkets are very processed with chemicals and have literately no taste (here we call them plastic veggies, because they look very nice but taste of nothing). Nothing out there, even how much BIO and ECO it will be labeled, will never taste even close to traditional homemade veggies

#5 lolol what ??
http://i.imgur.com/eMhnFcm.jpg

this looks like fun

Whoops! I forgot how to waterfall

#4
Misleading? Just like the description of the last video you submitted?

http://www.snotr.com/video/16542/Model_Has_Six_Ribs_Removed_In_World_s_Smallest_Waist_Bid

Originally from Sweden? She was just born there, but She is American, with american citizenship, from North Carolina, USA, just like these solar powered fruit cakes. I saw all this in the description of the original video you submitted and also I did a little research, and when I read the title, I instantly noticed you intentionally wrote "from sweden" in the description, for obvious reasons even the doctor is not in the right mind... I mean just look at him how's he is talking about her like she's some sort of hero...

Still, I'm not here to bash you, but it's absolutely ridiculous to defend these freak shows just because they are American. Remember, every family has a black sheep, including America

Wow... just wow....
If I were him I would dig a hole and hide

Your other brothers can't deny...

Personally, I do not consider that living in that kind of environment during your childhood would be the best choice. I mean there's too much competition between the kids, and they will all try to focus to try and be the best, which is not bad, but will take them valorous amounts of time. It's good to have hobbies, it's good to have passions, but when stuff like this is done for a living in the year of 2015, I find it as a bit of waste of time.

Call the exorcist! NOW!

#1 You just sounded like a high-school student asking what math is good for in life

So imagine that it's 2016 and there still are people who think's these videos are not filmed in space but in giant swimming pools... who think that we haven't been to space... or on the moon...

#1 Stuff happens yaw

#1 20 years ago you would have freaked out to this video
I personally appreciate how far technology has got today.

#1 #2 , Well it seems the videos on his channel are not that popular, most of them are under 90K views. So in case they are monetizing their channel, they barely get a few dollars per video.

We have another video from him on Snotr (Don't remember where on Snotr) : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dK_SEerPQo

At least that one looks kinda real to me. Hope this one is real as well, because you're right: people can be pretty big douche-bags when it comes to making money.

ANIMAL RIGHTS

-Animals have the right to be tasty

#3 hey we have the Personal Message (PM) system going on now Check it out at the top right corner. You can send private messages to anyone by visiting their profile, then it will remain as a conversation in the PM box. This way thundersnow wont miss a single message from you

#8 I honestly did not know this timelapse thing became a cliche. I know this video ain't even close to perfect but I just wanted to test out how it would look, shot some random scenes, put them together and thats pretty much it. Oh and the part with the credits is not some stock footage, it's a 3D rendering for music visualization made by a guy I met online :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpViZkhpPHk

We also have the video here on Snotr but can't seem to find it at the moment

Thanks for the thoughts tho' , I really appreciate it.

#3 I think so I'll talk to the other staff members and see what we can do

#2 yeah it seems like the ninjas are cutting onios again

#3 I won't give it a lick because I dont like raisins

#2 cyka blyat pidar baran jebani

#1 It's Snotr documentary day

When I was 6, I knew how ho peel and cut potatoes, and make french fries or mashed potatoes

#1 I have a VR device and the FPS is very smooth and graphics are nice too. maybe the guy who edited the video was the first day at the job

he's so fast that the photographer can't keep up with him

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#6 First rule displayed when you create your account on Snotr:

Do not post comments where the primary intention is to promote your personal site.

Ignoring that rule will get you banned from Snotr.

Woah, It reminded me of a falling meteor I saw a few years ago... It was HUGE (the one in the video is quite small) , it was much slower and it made a powerful green light, that it literately lighted up the entire sky a few times brighter than the sun, everything was so bright that I couldn't look even at the ground. because the meteor was moving on the sky quite slow comparing to a regular meteor, the whole thing lasted like 5-10 seconds. I honestly thought that is the end I was in the mountains in a camping site full of people, everyone screamed at that point. unfortunately it was like 10 years ago, and cameras werent that popular at that time in my country, so nobody there recorded it...

Interesting how during the communist period in my country, everything stops for about 50 years.

#6 It's not just about politics... this dude has some serious points about the modern society. Whats even worst is that he's kinda right , just look around you I'm talking more exactly about people such as the ones with the Tweeter posts. And no ,I'm not some brainwashed American, I live in Eastern Europe.

Why the thumbs down? I mean... you dont have to be a dubstep fan to recognize that this guy has some serious talent.

#5 But I can

seems something went wrong with the encoding of this video. sorry about that
I'll try to fix it ASAP

Hey guys! Im still alive('ish). Unfortunately I was very sick these days and didnt have time to publish videos. The queue is full of videos sent by you guys, so preprare for action! . Once I get home Ill put them on the front page. Thanks for understanding dear Snotr'erians

Hey guys no worries about me, I don;t have anything with you guys. I had something with that specific user and thats all. We've been very indulgent with the rules, because the community kept getting smaller and smaller, and mostly only veterans are still here, so we didn't want to get anyone out, but it seems someone really had to cross the line. You can discuss in a civilized manner about pretty much any topic, but not start flame wars, attacking each others and making personal attacks. That's all Moreover, the decision mainly belonged to one of our main Snotr creators, but It was mine too.

Pretty interesting ! It was worth to watch !

Wohoo ! they've been in my country Romania FTW

THIS IS DOWNHILL PEOPLE ~~~~

I was doing that when I was a kid... I discovered it for myself I sooo miss my childhood... all day doin' crazy experiments and stuffu

Better install some sort of taser system in the handle that'll teach the thief a SHOCKING lesson

" KABBIM !!"
let's see who gets it

#5 because the airport is VERY big and the plane has to reach to it's terminal, not to mention that other planes are landing and taking off... so our plane must not be in their way . Imagine how you go home from work


later edit: #6, sorry man, I did not saw your comment coming

#8 it's because the camera has an image stabilizer.

#23 Watch your language ! Keep your comments on-topic.

#2 Thanks !

This is freekin' ridiculus, you gotta be freekin kiddin me

#50 Thanks a bunch ! it's nice to have fans

#4 I agree with you on that point

#3 I reffered to Bill Gates's quote when I talked about laziness laziness often creates ingenuity.

Something like this:

http://www.snotr.com/video/4093/Beer_launching_fridge

#4 It doesn't need to have a function, just shows his impressive skills Just like skateboard tricks, practically useless but so nice to watch