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2. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video How To Make Fire With A Lemon
Next week: How to initiate a thermonuclear reaction with a banana.
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3. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video Fight Choreography for "Wolverine"
It all looks a bit silly.
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4. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video Guy speaks 19 languages
A man sees his doctor and asks to be made Irish.
The doctor tells him that in order to make him Irish, he'll have to remove 50% of his brain. The man agrees and they go ahead.
The man comes out of anaesthetic and the doctor tells him there's been an awful mistake. Instead of removing 50% of his brain, the surgeon has taken away 90%.
"Oh no", said the man, "so what does that make me?"
The doctor answers: "American".
The doctor tells him that in order to make him Irish, he'll have to remove 50% of his brain. The man agrees and they go ahead.
The man comes out of anaesthetic and the doctor tells him there's been an awful mistake. Instead of removing 50% of his brain, the surgeon has taken away 90%.
"Oh no", said the man, "so what does that make me?"
The doctor answers: "American".
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5. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video Guy speaks 19 languages
Ne impresita.
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6. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video 'Venom Man'
Start measuring this guy up for a coffin, he looks ill.
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7. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video Race vs Gender vs Age Honesty Test
So the You Tube click bait moron has proved that if you drop some money in broad daylight in a crowded street, no-one will pick it up and keep it. Tune in next week when Richard (lets' call him Dick) will be carrying out another experiment with a bucket and sponge to prove that water is wet.
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8. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video Black and white twins born for the second time in the same family!!!
"mom's white; dad's black..."
If mom were white, she'd be an albino. She clearly isn't. And dad is not black; he looks a rather pale shade of brown.
If mom were white, she'd be an albino. She clearly isn't. And dad is not black; he looks a rather pale shade of brown.
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9. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video BLIND MAN PRANK (REMI GAILLARD)
Very funny.
Started my day with a laugh!
Started my day with a laugh!
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10. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video Taking Mosqito Killing to the 21st Century
"Mr Spock, set the photonic fence to Kill."
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11. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video Meanwhile in Russia
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12. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video Skydiving from one plane to the next...
I feel compelled to say that was pretty neat.
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13. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video Face2Face Realtime Reenhancement of Old Videos ( Snotr Category Week )
Use it to provide this true statement from any politician, take your pick who.
"You have elected me and now I intend to do everything in my power to make my life and future as comfortable as possible. What do I think of the electorate? They are all gullible idiots and can go and fuck themselves."
"You have elected me and now I intend to do everything in my power to make my life and future as comfortable as possible. What do I think of the electorate? They are all gullible idiots and can go and fuck themselves."
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14. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video Solving 3 Rubik's Cubes in under 20 seconds whilst Juggling ( Snotr Category Week )
The real giveaway is the cat walking backwards in the background.
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15. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video CLIFF DIVING JUMP | LASO SCHALLER (Snotr Category Week)
If a cliff diving jump is really a jump, it's probably best to just call it a cliff jump.
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16. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video Keanu Reeves is a beast
@12. Lucky for them the guy's AK jammed, hurrah for Rambos! LOL.
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17. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video Keanu Reeves is a beast
@10 Characters like @6 have very fertile imagination, in his daydream mode he's going to save the entire USA from the terrorists by using all of his special 'training and ability'. LOL.
Reminds me of this cringeworthy quote from Mark Wahlberg a few years back, regarding 9/11:
'If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first class cabin and then me saying "OK, we're going to land somewhere safely, don't worry".'
Hilarious.
Reminds me of this cringeworthy quote from Mark Wahlberg a few years back, regarding 9/11:
'If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first class cabin and then me saying "OK, we're going to land somewhere safely, don't worry".'
Hilarious.
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18. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video Keanu Reeves is a beast
@6 Yeah the terrorists who destroyed the twin towers must've been worried sick at the prospect of being outmanoeuvred by the country's many Rambo wannabee fantasists. LOL.
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19. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video ATM scammers have reached whole new level
@3 Most videos in the awesome category are self-evidently un-awesome. Perhaps this is an indication of the limited life experience of the uploader.
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20. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video Keanu Reeves is a beast
Inside every American is a sad little Rambo character, aching to be let out.
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21. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video Everything This Man Says Is True
I don't believe him.
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22. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video KEN BLOCK'S GYMKHANA EIGHT: ULTIMATE EXOTIC PLAYGROUND
Ken Block, a legend in his own imagination.
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23. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video Twin Strangers - Unrelated Identical People
Fingerprints?
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24. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video Truck jumping
Now let's see him do that in reverse.
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25. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video Sneaky dog
All dogs do that.
He wants your food.
He wants your food.
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26. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video Oddly Satisfying (Marble racing in sand)
I bet on dark red three times.
Three times it lost.
I think this race is fixed.
Three times it lost.
I think this race is fixed.
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27. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video Ambitious 'Free Electric' bike project brings energy to poverty-stricken areas
Agreee with Thundersnow.
If you're trying to be cool, you're just not cool.
If you're trying to be cool, you're just not cool.
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28. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video Hack Attack
Lots of egos hard at work here.
Most of this seems fake to me.
Most of this seems fake to me.
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29. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video Waterfall of fire
Pouring a flaming liquid from glass to glass at a restaurant table.
What could possibly go wrong?
This puts me in mind of a show I saw in a hotel in Sri Lanka three years ago.
A fire eater was entertaing the guests when his act took an unexpected turn.
It resulted in a woman close to the stage being set on fire. Her head was completely engulfed in flames and it is a memory that will live with me forever.
Don't play with fire.
What could possibly go wrong?
This puts me in mind of a show I saw in a hotel in Sri Lanka three years ago.
A fire eater was entertaing the guests when his act took an unexpected turn.
It resulted in a woman close to the stage being set on fire. Her head was completely engulfed in flames and it is a memory that will live with me forever.
Don't play with fire.
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30. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video Video Shows Terrifying Moment E-Cig Explodes In Man’s Pocket
Warning!
Smoking can damage your trousers!
Smoking can damage your trousers!
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31. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video BUGGY SKI plagne montalbert 3 Jean Yves Blondeau
Bondage skier?
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32. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video 5 Things You Should Never Do In A Manual Transmission Vehicle
Wrong title.
Should read:
"Video of me in my fast car. It's a great car and I want everyone to be jealous."
Should read:
"Video of me in my fast car. It's a great car and I want everyone to be jealous."
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33. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video Demolition Ranch tries something new
This is just so incredibly amazing.
I could watch stuff like this for ever.
I wonder what would happen if he loaded an AK47 with a banana?
I could watch stuff like this for ever.
I wonder what would happen if he loaded an AK47 with a banana?
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34. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video Child Marriage Social Experiment!
It always makes me smile when I hear people accused of being "waycist"!
It's a neat standin for the age-old accusation of: "witch"!!
It's a neat standin for the age-old accusation of: "witch"!!
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35. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video Child Marriage Social Experiment!
@12. I read what you wrote a couple of times, and it still doesn't make any sense. Perhaps you ought to concentrate and compose your thoughts with more care before making a comment.
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36. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video Child Marriage Social Experiment!
@9 Did you know that there are still countries in this world where you can walk into a shop and buy a gun? That's what frightens me.
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37. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video Child Marriage Social Experiment!
Frankly this disgusts me.
She is obviously just marrying him for his money.
She is obviously just marrying him for his money.
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38. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video First-ever tandem ski jump
I watched this expecting them to go down a ski jump on a tandem.
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39. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video Millipede vs Centipede
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40. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video Dragged behind a Ferrari F50 ! Wakeboarding
Hilarious.
Ferrari F50, but he's clearly only doing about 30 mph.
They could have used a moped.
Ferrari F50, but he's clearly only doing about 30 mph.
They could have used a moped.
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41. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video Making Charcoal
Did you rub sticks together to make flame for lighting the fire?
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42. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video Girl cries like a supercar (original)
Definitely NOT amusing.
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43. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video Failed to Fix Your Cell Phone? Make a Robot
@2 - Anyone would be funnier than he is.
-18 1. Giselle commented 8 years ago on video 27
An admin has warned you: If you don't like Snotr then stick to Youtube or whatever you like. You already got banned 2 times on your binary troll account for the same issue. One more wrong move and you're out for good!"
I still think this a crap video.
It's about as 'awesome' as a wet fart.