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2. GradX commented 14 years ago on video Shovel Man
Man:" Get back to the sleigh-car, God damnit how did u get loose again!"
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3. GradX commented 13 years ago on video Atmospheric elves, (red) sprites, halos and (blue) jets
Although i aprove, it's still funny to think a scientist was sitting there and said:" I call those Elves, sprites and halos"
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4. GradX commented 13 years ago on video How Toilet Paper is Made
funny to think i might be wiping my posterior with someone else's newspaper or cereal box.
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5. GradX commented 14 years ago on video Awesome Entrance
PFff, i hope we get a second video for what he did to go back and close the door.
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6. GradX commented 12 years ago on video Amazing Bartending Skills
i would love to see this guy make a hamburger next.
in fact, i would love to see him make just about anything i think...
Wicked cool
in fact, i would love to see him make just about anything i think...
Wicked cool
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7. GradX commented 13 years ago on video Has this ever happened to you in the morning?
Not to me, but usually to any number of people walking the street beside me
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8. GradX commented 14 years ago on video Scared Babysitter
at 2:37 all that was missing was a well in a forest and i think the guy would of emptied his bowels right there
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9. GradX commented 15 years ago on video How to open a bottle of wine without an opener
i dunno if they know the guy that well, the audio isn't great, but they are saying at 0:24 "come on and prove to us your an alcoholic"
#14 i think the that the guy is both. I like his CAN DO attitude about getting at his wine
No bottle opener? NP, any building corners handy?
#14 i think the that the guy is both. I like his CAN DO attitude about getting at his wine
No bottle opener? NP, any building corners handy?
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10. GradX commented 15 years ago on video Unfair parking ticket (3)
"no no no this won't do, NO parking infront, on top of, or together with a streetlight!!"
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11. GradX commented 15 years ago on video Thundercat - The Movie
wow, someone reaaaaally likes their thundercats. It's well done.
How could any real movie stand up to the kind of hype this trailer could drum up.
How could any real movie stand up to the kind of hype this trailer could drum up.
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12. GradX commented 15 years ago on video Water drop falling in sand
#6 has got a half of a big point here
at 0:1 there are 2 drops (big fat one that impacts+smaller on following above) , but the drop ABOVE the large just disapears from 1 frame to the next. I don't know of any water/mercury that does THAT yet. This is tampered if not just faked.
at 0:1 there are 2 drops (big fat one that impacts+smaller on following above) , but the drop ABOVE the large just disapears from 1 frame to the next. I don't know of any water/mercury that does THAT yet. This is tampered if not just faked.
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13. GradX commented 15 years ago on video Construction team work
it's Mali though.... unless you've been, you wouldn't understand why it's like that. I'll bet that's bamako or sikasso where they are doing that, and people are cheaper then machines over there. A day's work like that, expect maybe 3-5$CAD.
Mind you they are not out there doing that past 11am so the day finishes pretty early
Mind you they are not out there doing that past 11am so the day finishes pretty early
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14. GradX commented 14 years ago on video Helpful Robot
This thing scares the tar outta me. It could roll through my door, pick up something and club me, then drag me wherever it wants to go. Takes the Patriot act to a whole new level.
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15. GradX commented 15 years ago on video Unfair parking ticket (4)
So this is what the british do instead of tipping cows?
they're hardcore.
they're hardcore.
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16. GradX commented 15 years ago on video Cat wanders in during live weather forecast
At 1:04 did he really say sexgrad?
where is that, and why aren't i there?
where is that, and why aren't i there?
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17. GradX commented 15 years ago on video Mama cat comes to rescue her little kitten
What was going on inside mama cats head?
"How did u get out here... time to get you back before i lose another one of you to curiosity"
"ok how do i grab this little runt, maybe if i try grabbing here, nope that's an ear... ear still... head... side of neck, getting warmer... Neck booya, eww, time for a bath"
"How did u get out here... time to get you back before i lose another one of you to curiosity"
"ok how do i grab this little runt, maybe if i try grabbing here, nope that's an ear... ear still... head... side of neck, getting warmer... Neck booya, eww, time for a bath"
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18. GradX commented 15 years ago on video Strange fish with legs
#8 it's actually from the 2nd day of the 28th month of 2008, and here you thought you had us all fooled.
also at 0:50 look at that shark go by thinking "wtf are you?! that's not a proper fish. I don't eat anything that looks as bad as that"
also at 0:50 look at that shark go by thinking "wtf are you?! that's not a proper fish. I don't eat anything that looks as bad as that"
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19. GradX commented 13 years ago on video The Greasiest Sandwich Ever
Poutine is the national food of Quebec.. i know, i live here. It`s sold wherever unhealth food is sold. It's really tasty though
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20. GradX commented 12 years ago on video Beautiful performance on uni-cycles
UNICYCLE LEVEL: ASIAN
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21. GradX commented 12 years ago on video Little girl VS Beatbox Champion
#6 I feel bad that in your area, ppl can't step outside the mold like these 2 did.
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22. GradX commented 15 years ago on video 360 days in 40 seconda
whoa, did i just log into snotr.es ? 40 seconda? Guess the spellcheck only works in the comment fields
Just kidding, mr almighty-ban-me-in-the-blink-of-an-eye moderator guy
good choice of sounds to add to this video
Just kidding, mr almighty-ban-me-in-the-blink-of-an-eye moderator guy
good choice of sounds to add to this video
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24. GradX commented 15 years ago on video Cat wanders in during live weather forecast
you know i just realised that #6 and my name look too familiar , just to clarify, that is not the inspiration for my nick.
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25. GradX commented 15 years ago on video Master Prankers
Bleh, reminds me of every manga/anime i have ever read/saw. Not Snotr worthy, sorry.
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26. GradX commented 15 years ago on video Gaylord the Pup
The only important thing to know is whether gaylord has been programmed with Asimov's 3 laws, otherwise that dog is a ticking time-bomb. Might be all cute and cuddly, and climbing the stairs after a bone, but wait until later on when it starts to think for itself about the people who named it.
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27. GradX commented 15 years ago on video The Sling Shot Man
Whew, would NOT want to be on the business end of that "bean-shooter". That guy has turned slingshots into an art-form. If he can shoot the corner off a QUARTER, i wouldn't feel safe anywhere but behind him, and even then.
Prop's to him!
Prop's to him!
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28. GradX commented 15 years ago on video Figure skating fail
she's like a female Sub-zero.
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29. GradX commented 15 years ago on video Water drop falling in sand
#15 you are right of course, fluid dynamics own + are "fun" math as well
#9 i admit after watching it another 5-6 times, i see your point. What i don't understand is if the ball bearing/water drop (don't care, not important) made a reflection BEFORE it hit the sand, then why is there no light play/ shadow reflection from the sand itself AFTER the impact.
The light looks like enough to do that much, if indeed it IS a reflection.
#9 i admit after watching it another 5-6 times, i see your point. What i don't understand is if the ball bearing/water drop (don't care, not important) made a reflection BEFORE it hit the sand, then why is there no light play/ shadow reflection from the sand itself AFTER the impact.
The light looks like enough to do that much, if indeed it IS a reflection.
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30. GradX commented 15 years ago on video T-Mobile "flashmob" commercial
#7 speaks the truth, this is just their style. What an awesome video many heads!!
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31. GradX commented 15 years ago on video Indian Action thriller
I think this is one of the best action clips i have seen in recent times
He is obviously driving a souped up moped probably 75-100cc, and the water jump was spectacular. He almost seemed to hang, as if by magic. Reminds me of Mario bro's (i wonder what he could do with a cape). The unnecesary implied throat slitting followed by the dude falling out of the train and puncturing "mario" hero's tire on the way by, meant that bike would soon be flat. FORTUNATELY, there was a raised dirt jump besides where the train ran and he was able to board the train with his turbo-charged moped. "Mario" obviously has mad moped skills. Though i question his decision to try and stop the train with a moped (something to do with mass at velocity, pfft science) a moped like that should explode like 2 sticks of C4, so that was good and helped to slow the train. "Mario" was obviously waiting underneath his moped for the train to slow so that he could "ninja" aboard. Those bad guys never knew what hit them, though they should be wondering why the front of their train isn't there anymore.
All in all a decent clip, from possibly a great movie -4stars/ 10
He is obviously driving a souped up moped probably 75-100cc, and the water jump was spectacular. He almost seemed to hang, as if by magic. Reminds me of Mario bro's (i wonder what he could do with a cape). The unnecesary implied throat slitting followed by the dude falling out of the train and puncturing "mario" hero's tire on the way by, meant that bike would soon be flat. FORTUNATELY, there was a raised dirt jump besides where the train ran and he was able to board the train with his turbo-charged moped. "Mario" obviously has mad moped skills. Though i question his decision to try and stop the train with a moped (something to do with mass at velocity, pfft science) a moped like that should explode like 2 sticks of C4, so that was good and helped to slow the train. "Mario" was obviously waiting underneath his moped for the train to slow so that he could "ninja" aboard. Those bad guys never knew what hit them, though they should be wondering why the front of their train isn't there anymore.
All in all a decent clip, from possibly a great movie -4stars/ 10
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32. GradX commented 15 years ago on video Southwest police motorcycle competition 09'
shoot, i would be terrified to run from that guy. He'd probably just drive his bike into any building i run into, up the stairs, through hallways, and right into a bedroom if he needed to
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33. GradX commented 14 years ago on video Tooth extraction by rocket
"Son of a.. that's 25cents i just rocket-hauled into space. Hope the tooth fairy knows that was mine!"
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34. GradX commented 12 years ago on video Goal Celebrations FX
This video is so full of WIN!
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35. GradX commented 12 years ago on video World Yo-Yo Champ
I...I don't know what i just saw, but it's amazing.
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37. GradX commented 15 years ago on video Huge water ski jump
#4 and #6 He cut from far left to far right in order to build up centrifical force. In water-sports, you can go faster then the boat that is pulling you if you can sling-shot around it. It's like getting a big burst of speed. If he can hold on to the rope he can really he could get an easy 50% speed boost for the jump.
I do a lot of water sports, and with a longer rope, you get more speed. Trick is holding on when your arm feels like it's getting pulled out of its socket.
That was a sweeeet jump.
I do a lot of water sports, and with a longer rope, you get more speed. Trick is holding on when your arm feels like it's getting pulled out of its socket.
That was a sweeeet jump.
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38. GradX commented 15 years ago on video Yuja Wang plays the Flight of the Bumble-Bee
@ #16 lol i was thinking that too, and what if she slapped you, would u even know she had touched you?
Imagine standing there in one of those WTF just happened moments while she stares angrily at you.
Imagine standing there in one of those WTF just happened moments while she stares angrily at you.
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39. GradX commented 14 years ago on video Nutrigrain ad.
wow, I sense a segue here... Chuck Norris jokes give birth to Old Spice man who leads to rash of copy cat ads.
Personaly don't mind though, because this kind of crazy is fun
Personaly don't mind though, because this kind of crazy is fun
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40. GradX commented 13 years ago on video Japan National team vs 100 kids
hehe, i love the 1:41 strategy session, aka Zerg the Goalie, aka the 60 man cherry pick, aka the japanese blitzkrieg. Gj kiddies!
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41. GradX commented 13 years ago on video Exoskeleton Suit
i'm with #5, i want to be able to kick a poodle into outer space and fight off killer robots with my exo-skeleton suit.
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42. GradX commented 12 years ago on video CERN: The Standard Model Of Particle Physics
This will prolly get removed by admins but i have to say it.
They are predicting and discovering these amazing little building blocks of the universe. Everything is doing its proper thing in an ordered and above all predictable fashion. They can build hypotheseese (i?) about things based on previous results, building a wonderous model.
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and all this just happened to fall itself into place and evolve from nothing.
Sounds legit to me!
They are predicting and discovering these amazing little building blocks of the universe. Everything is doing its proper thing in an ordered and above all predictable fashion. They can build hypotheseese (i?) about things based on previous results, building a wonderous model.
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and all this just happened to fall itself into place and evolve from nothing.
Sounds legit to me!
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43. GradX commented 12 years ago on video CERN: The Standard Model Of Particle Physics
I'm just saying that they are predicting the way things have to be, the same way an architect walks into a house and can predict with near certainty, where the 2x4's are, where the structural support and the roof trusses will be from observing the inside of the house and poking around a bit. You appreciate its complexity, purpose and design, but nobody would go and say the house just happened.
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44. GradX commented 11 years ago on video Canadians film their own plane crash.
Canada... F*ck yea!
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45. GradX commented 15 years ago on video Kyle vs Marlee Lightsaber Duel
That kid sure understands how to get the job done. None of this messing around with talking, she stabs him and thinking that that wasn't enough she went IMMIDIATELY for daddy's sword to finish the job, chop chop.
5yr old kid =1
Evil Tv genius' =0
5yr old kid =1
Evil Tv genius' =0
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46. GradX commented 15 years ago on video Van Gogh CS map
I use to be a crack CS player, but i think i would spend my time getting headshotted, and knife-humiliated just staring at the scenery. I wish this person had made this map 8 years ago .
"Bomb planted"? Forget that i just broke my own neck staring at "starry night "
"Bomb planted"? Forget that i just broke my own neck staring at "starry night "
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47. GradX commented 15 years ago on video Best goal celebrations
I am kind of slow, at 0:10 i thought i saw him flipping and the announcement bar saying "30 martini's". Only 30 martini's for that kind of agility? count me in!
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48. GradX commented 15 years ago on video Schizophrenic dog
Dog thinking:
"i growl, and it inches closer
I growl more, and it only slows
I bite it, and the pain is sharper
I hope no one plays this for shows"
"i growl, and it inches closer
I growl more, and it only slows
I bite it, and the pain is sharper
I hope no one plays this for shows"
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49. GradX commented 15 years ago on video Big plane flying low
#10 need to look at a map man, portugal ain't 3rd world.
#12 damn, remind me not to visit your country, lol.
#12 damn, remind me not to visit your country, lol.
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50. GradX commented 15 years ago on video Hang in there...
guy watched an old-rerun of 4 on the floor, and thought:" WTF, y not, anything they can do I can do Better... I can do anything Better then You..."
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51. GradX commented 15 years ago on video Pizza time-lapse
holy cow, 1 Bite of that pizza and i think i would be full from the toppings over-dose
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52. GradX commented 14 years ago on video Panda Attack
All your coats have become mine!
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53. GradX commented 13 years ago on video Don't bully animals...
#6 you took the words RIGHT out of my mouth... anybody teaching their kids to do that deserves to die for their total disrespect of life. What a waste of parents. ALl the blame to the worthless parents.
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54. GradX commented 13 years ago on video World Builder
Wow this was gorgeous!
Reminds me of the movie Ink
bitter sweet and very different. The makers of this film make me want to live in THEIR world
Reminds me of the movie Ink
bitter sweet and very different. The makers of this film make me want to live in THEIR world
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55. GradX commented 11 years ago on video The Most Beautiful Thing
its cute, but he mispelled M in prom, and it would've been nice to see her sign more
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56. GradX commented 15 years ago on video Leather Pounds
I only dream of pwn'ing ridiculous customers like that in my dreams
Might try the note on the forehead thing though. That seems a good idea.
Might try the note on the forehead thing though. That seems a good idea.
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57. GradX commented 15 years ago on video Baybe cake
Awesome cake. She has some mad skill with pastry.
Now can we have a time-lapse of all the people walking past it doing double-takes on that baby dangling off a board in the window of her shop?
lol
Now can we have a time-lapse of all the people walking past it doing double-takes on that baby dangling off a board in the window of her shop?
lol
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58. GradX commented 15 years ago on video Geek Turns To Emo in 5 Secs
I like how people were clapping for him. He MUST of been parodying someone else in that school. That little staged show is not that funny by itself
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59. GradX commented 15 years ago on video Dangerous pet
#1 ditto
what was that announcer prattling on about? We've sure come a far way from Bob Saget
The lion looks like it wanted to play with the man though. Problem is the man is about 200lbs to light to play back
what was that announcer prattling on about? We've sure come a far way from Bob Saget
The lion looks like it wanted to play with the man though. Problem is the man is about 200lbs to light to play back
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60. GradX commented 15 years ago on video Nigg* please
Funny stuff
#4 do i smell banstick?
#4 do i smell banstick?
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61. GradX commented 15 years ago on video New Apple Macbook Wheel
wow, wth was with those predictive texts? who even THINKS these things "The ass asked for better absinthe"?
everything in those texts is either amiable, an ass, or wants absinthe in some form or other
my fav though was "the Althusserian scholar gave his copy of Lacan's "ecrits" to the abortion doctor"
Did not know half the words in that one.
Onion News Network, FTW.
everything in those texts is either amiable, an ass, or wants absinthe in some form or other
my fav though was "the Althusserian scholar gave his copy of Lacan's "ecrits" to the abortion doctor"
Did not know half the words in that one.
Onion News Network, FTW.
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62. GradX commented 15 years ago on video Best goal celebrations
#16 after 30 martinis it could be james bond for all he knows
but seriously, i re-watched it and understood after.
but seriously, i re-watched it and understood after.
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63. GradX commented 15 years ago on video Too much power
That is so cool, he got lift off in his CAR!
that dude is playing in the wrong venue... duct-tape some wings onto that, and then look for a booking at JFK, or LaGuardia.
If i had a car like that, the cops would know me by my first name i'd have flipped that thing so often
that dude is playing in the wrong venue... duct-tape some wings onto that, and then look for a booking at JFK, or LaGuardia.
If i had a car like that, the cops would know me by my first name i'd have flipped that thing so often
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64. GradX commented 15 years ago on video Ad placement fail
lmfao at #5 you totally nailed it
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65. GradX commented 15 years ago on video Slow-Mo Skiing
3:53 is simply amazing, there's almost no down angle, which means he was really moving in order to do that twist. It looks like "parkour" gone skiing. Wicked
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66. GradX commented 15 years ago on video Near train misses
#12 i have to agree in principle with you, but then in practice, you have these idiots that go out and make the news in some new and retarded manner that you never thought any sane person would go out and do.
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67. GradX commented 14 years ago on video Car wash rampage
hehe 0:29 seconds GTFO's my car wash!
0:21 he just zoom zoomed that car wash
0:21 he just zoom zoomed that car wash
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68. GradX commented 14 years ago on video Where Are My Front Wheels
Do a barrel roll!
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69. GradX commented 14 years ago on video Watermelon Baby
what the hell did that baby do with the face-hugger that was there before!
baby:1
face-hugger:0
baby:1
face-hugger:0
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70. GradX commented 13 years ago on video A house guest ..... up North
hahaha he's feeding it Gluten free Larabar's.. you can buy them at the grocery store
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71. GradX commented 13 years ago on video 29 years old deaf girl hears for the first time
Im happy she can hear again, but she's not really Deaf, more likely deaf. She obviously is very intelligent and determined. Im glad she's happy, but she can hardly be considered representative of Deaf culture. D/deaf... Big difference
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72. GradX commented 15 years ago on video Fastest gunman ever?
guy draws freaking fast definately.
But doesn't mean he doesn't sound like a cocky so-one-so. + those towns people don't look all cheery-eyed and enthusiastic about his fast shooting.
Cool, but annoying
But doesn't mean he doesn't sound like a cocky so-one-so. + those towns people don't look all cheery-eyed and enthusiastic about his fast shooting.
Cool, but annoying
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73. GradX commented 14 years ago on video The search for hidden dimensions.
#23 the devil is in the details really.
For instance what people say and what their texts actually teach is usually really different. Chalk that up to human greed and ambition. But how many of the people here can actually say they've even read whatever religious text they are ragging on. Chat THAT up to busy lifestyles and cutting corners.
Science is the same thing. And people are going to abuse that out of greed and ambition too. TNT is a great example
But sadly science doesn't teach us why to live our lives, just how.
For instance what people say and what their texts actually teach is usually really different. Chalk that up to human greed and ambition. But how many of the people here can actually say they've even read whatever religious text they are ragging on. Chat THAT up to busy lifestyles and cutting corners.
Science is the same thing. And people are going to abuse that out of greed and ambition too. TNT is a great example
But sadly science doesn't teach us why to live our lives, just how.
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74. GradX commented 13 years ago on video Geese jogging down the road
Longest way to get from Canada to the engine of a JFK
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75. GradX commented 15 years ago on video New ASIMO learning capabilities
If anyone teachs that professor to say ERGO, and turn a pen into a remote control, we are in trouble.
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76. GradX commented 15 years ago on video Folding gun
Zf1 your comments are lame in so many myriad ways lol, i love reading them.
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77. GradX commented 14 years ago on video Panda Attack
All your coats have become mine!
Then the panda goes off and teabags the coat. Panda:1 Coat:0
Then the panda goes off and teabags the coat. Panda:1 Coat:0
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78. GradX commented 15 years ago on video Things That Go Bump in the Night
#1 only somehow?
#3 You have memories of being chased out of your room by a monster that runs on the wall after you as well?
#video maker perhaps a psychiatrist is in order here, not a cgi movie of it.
#3 You have memories of being chased out of your room by a monster that runs on the wall after you as well?
#video maker perhaps a psychiatrist is in order here, not a cgi movie of it.
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79. GradX commented 14 years ago on video Portable 1.25kJ Coilgun
cute toy, but not snotr worthy
+54 1. GradX commented 13 years ago on video One Armed Handstand Pushups