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+2 1. GrapeApe commented 16 years ago on video A blonde and a 3rd grade geography question

Ah, doesn't matter, she probably a great lay.
You can keep your smart and ugly Euro-chicks, I'm not trying to solve global issue with them, just make bouncy-bouncy. >:)
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+1 2. GrapeApe commented 16 years ago on video Just two glasses of wine...

The footage is public record, and anyone convicted of drunk driving deserves this, heck make a website to publish just these !
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+1 3. GrapeApe commented 16 years ago on video Iraqi wedding: fire a mortar

The silliest thing is that anyone bothered to record it.
OOOOooh you're a badass lighting your mortar with a fuse.

I expected to see a red drum with a TNT label on it and Bugs Bunny nearby.

Lame pseudo-bravado that just makes me realize that every country has inbred 'rednecks' blowing shit up.
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0 4. GrapeApe commented 16 years ago on video US tank crushes Iraqi civilian's car

Oh yea forgot to mention, it's a good thing they shot the car before running over it with a mutli-ton tank, those 40/45 cal bullet sure did a heck of alot of damage and kept it from running away. ;)
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0 5. GrapeApe commented 16 years ago on video US tank crushes Iraqi civilian's car

Great lesson, lets respond to lawlisness with a lawless act.

Typical though.

BTW, this is a PBS Frontline video, if you're American and you don't know that, perhaps you should stop watching Jerry Springer and Oprah. >:)
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-2 6. GrapeApe commented 16 years ago on video Cheat at school professionally

Dumbest way of cheating, because you leave the evidence right there.

The smartest ways of cheating aren't known by idjits like this guy, especially with his crap 'glossy paper' which to anyone would be obviously different than the plastic wrapper.

As a TA we checked everything, and this wouldn't have gotten by me, and the kid would've been expelled.

Hint to you morons trying this, get something that's not so common/obvious that a fake would stick out as much as writing on your hand. 8-)
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+1 7. GrapeApe commented 16 years ago on video Man fires a gas station

NAh, likely some Jerk with a complaint.

They shoulda tossed him in his fire remove one more A-hole from the community gene pool.
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+4 8. GrapeApe commented 16 years ago on video Dutch TV host gets owned by rappers

Title should be Gay-ster rappers with wannabe Tyson tats do furniture arrangements.
Losers, and really not worth watching.
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+1 9. GrapeApe commented 16 years ago on video Icy collisions in Portland

BTW, not eveywhere in the world allows Chains / Spiked Tires, we allow them in winter but we have many rural roads. In most cities though they are banned because they chew up the asphalt, and seeing as the video is shot in the city of Portland, I doubt they are any different.

PS, the posturing of most of you would be the same as those who say chains are for bad drivers to compensate for their lack of skill. >:)
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+4 10. GrapeApe commented 16 years ago on video Icy collisions in Portland

AfricaDude and others, YOU'RE IDIOTS !!

Being jingoistic and saying "I'm from X country Americans don't know how to drive" shows you've never EVER experienced similar conditions like those in this video.

Sure half of the drivers in the video are obviously inexperienced with glare ice, and the first guy is a typical "I got a 4x4 I can drive on anything", but if you guys think you'd have alot of breaking power when the cars in the video are sliding SIDEWAYS at LOW speed, then you're winter/ice experience is about as extensive as you lunar surface driving experience. Also that first idiot pinballing around and bouncing off everything, obviously stalls out and then slides BACKWARDS into the other parked car which keeps sliding. He wasn't using Reverse people, he has zero grip, and like air hockey pucks or shuffleboard tables they just float along regardless of braking. Accelerating can help you if there's grip to get like in snow, but when it's flat ice especially if it has a sheen on it, you're simply adding a small amount of inertia to it at the spinning tires get just enough grip to add dangerous intertia but not gain control. Their best best was slow ABS/threshold braking to reduce speed and hopefully stop, but barring that you're screwed, especially like the video show the angle of the hill is going to keep you going if there's no grip at all (sliding sideways at 1kph pretty much show exactly that, no grip.

I've even seen a 50 ton fire tanker truck do a 540 into a ditch in similar conditions in the Ottawa valey. And it was slicker than a hockey rink getting to it.
So really, STFU n00bs you don't know what you're talking about!

BTW, Norwegian guy I can play that game too, I'm from Canada, the Northern ROCKIES, and you guys don't know ice or snow obviously if you didn't notice the cars sliding sideways and backwards like Curling rocks. BTW your Curlers suck too, so there!