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2. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video Model Has Six Ribs Removed In World's Smallest Waist Bid
Looks like there's still no cure for stupid.
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3. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video Racism Test
It's OK to be racist as long as you're not white.
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4. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video Things Men Do That Make Women Secretly Jealous
I've found that all girls are secretly jealous of my good looks, wit and sparkling personality.
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5. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video GoPro captures moment motorcyclist collides with truck.
Notice the bars start to wobble as soon as he sees the truck?
He panicked, put his feet down and from then on it was Game Over.
If he'd kept his cool, rolled off the throttle and banked the bike over, he could have missed the truck and had a story to tell down the pub, instead of in the hospital.
He panicked, put his feet down and from then on it was Game Over.
If he'd kept his cool, rolled off the throttle and banked the bike over, he could have missed the truck and had a story to tell down the pub, instead of in the hospital.
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6. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video How to prank your dog
Beautiful. The love a dog gives is just so heartwarming.
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7. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video GoPro captures moment motorcyclist collides with truck.
Learning how to ride a motorbike... the hard way.
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8. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video Musicless Musicvideo / MICHAEL JACKSON - The Way You Make Me Feel
Next week: Videoless video.
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9. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video Amazon Prime Air
It'll never take off.
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10. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video The Spanish Christmas Lottery Advert 2015
The Lottery. A tax on fools.
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11. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video Driving in Kenya is a deathwish
Video is misstitled.
Should read:
Idiot motorcyclist drives down one-way street.
Should read:
Idiot motorcyclist drives down one-way street.
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12. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video How Do You Stretch A Cruise Ship?
Mr Jake's veracity factor is high.
This clip is so old, last week the ship was found at the bottom of the sea next to the Titanic.
This clip is so old, last week the ship was found at the bottom of the sea next to the Titanic.
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13. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video Michael Jackson on Beer Bottles
"Michael Jackson on Beer Bottles"?
None of them look anything like Michael Jackson.
None of them look anything like Michael Jackson.
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14. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video How to prank your dog
#2 If you can shit on the pavement and just stroll on regardless.
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15. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video This shows you how incredible and complex Beethoven's Symphony 5 is
#6 "I wonder how a song from Justin Bieber would look."
Like this:
http://mommasmoneymatters.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/dog-crap-450x450.jpg
Like this:
http://mommasmoneymatters.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/dog-crap-450x450.jpg
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16. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video China has incinerated 1,800 tonnes of old banknotes to create electricity
Tsk. They must have money to burn.
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17. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video House of Stone [ "House of Flintstones" ]
#4. "the turbines make no noise"
Incorrectomundo.
http://www.gereports.com/post/92442325225/how-loud-is-a-wind-turbine/
Incorrectomundo.
http://www.gereports.com/post/92442325225/how-loud-is-a-wind-turbine/
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18. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video My Life After 40 Years in Prison
If you don't want to do the time.
Don't do the crime.
Don't do the crime.
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19. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video First time reaction to automatic sliding doors
I remember being equally dumbfounded when Americans elected George W. Bush for a second term.
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20. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video How driverless cars will change cities
I passed my driving test in 1975. Back then people used to go out 'for a drive' just for the pleasure of driving. Traffic volume was much lower. There were no speed bumps; there were no speed cameras, there were no traffic calming chicanes. Parking was easy, plentiful and cheap if not free. Wheel clamping didn't exist, town centre CCTV didn't exist, bus lanes didn't exist.
In short, it was actually enjoyable to take your car out for a drive, my car was a 1967 MkII Spitfire. and it was great fun to drive.
Today, the driving experience is shit. I'm pleased to have lived in the days when it wasn't, but those days are long gone. Bring on the driverless car. Why not?
In short, it was actually enjoyable to take your car out for a drive, my car was a 1967 MkII Spitfire. and it was great fun to drive.
Today, the driving experience is shit. I'm pleased to have lived in the days when it wasn't, but those days are long gone. Bring on the driverless car. Why not?
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21. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video Throwing a giant rock into a river
... and seconds later a canoist appears paddling under the bridge...
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22. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video The Monster
I'd like to see what happens when you throw some Islamic Fundamentalist terrorists in there.
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23. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video Why We Should Go To Mars
All I could think was.... what a squeaky voice.
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24. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video A bear playing with his human friend
Amazing fact you will not believe:
A bear can run faster than a horse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QIMmXXanbs
A bear can run faster than a horse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QIMmXXanbs
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25. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video CheerSounds - Dream Big
It would be interesting to see the 'Fails' version...
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26. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video Smart Birds Open Doors
Sensor reacts to objects moving near to it by opening the door.
Birds previously accessed building through open doorway, still attempt to fly into the building the same way, but doorway obstructs them.
Nevertheless they continue to attempt access and eventually their flying causes sensor to open door.
Birds fly through open doorway as before.
Not a sign of intelligence, more an indication of stubbornness and stupidity.
Birds previously accessed building through open doorway, still attempt to fly into the building the same way, but doorway obstructs them.
Nevertheless they continue to attempt access and eventually their flying causes sensor to open door.
Birds fly through open doorway as before.
Not a sign of intelligence, more an indication of stubbornness and stupidity.
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27. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video CheerSounds - Dream Big
#10. No you're right. I can't. So I wouldn't attempt it.
The Fails video would be for people who think they can.... but can't.
Get back to me if you're still confused.
The Fails video would be for people who think they can.... but can't.
Get back to me if you're still confused.
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28. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video Playground insults
#1. Your mother eats bed bugs and your father is a smelly fart licker.
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29. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video SpaceX Falcon 9 Rocket Fails to Land on Barge
#10. Cosmic yawn.
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30. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video SpaceX Falcon 9 Rocket Fails to Land on Barge
Who said I weas smiling?
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31. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video SpaceX Falcon 9 Rocket Fails to Land on Barge
#18 That's OK. I was just winding you up. I know you mean well by up-voting me, but to be perfectly honest the voting system doesn't interest me. I never up vote or down vote anyone. It's just silly.
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32. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video How Does A Homeless Man Spend $100?
#9 "Who would give a homeless person job?"
https://www.bigissue.org.uk/?gclid=CKHnzZbkyckCFYRl2woddG8GOg
https://www.bigissue.org.uk/?gclid=CKHnzZbkyckCFYRl2woddG8GOg
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33. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video US Town Rejects Solar Panels Fearing They 'Suck Up All The Energy From The Sun'
#(removed comment). So anyone who holds a different viewpoint to you is dumb eh?
FYI during the Ordovician- Silurian and the Jurassic-Cretaceous periods the CO2 levels were greater than 4000 ppmv (parts per million by volume) and about 2000 ppmv respectively. If the IPCC theory is correct there should have been runaway greenhouse induced global warming during these periods but instead there was glaciation. Perhaps the IPCC will come up with a modified computer model to explain that.
FYI during the Ordovician- Silurian and the Jurassic-Cretaceous periods the CO2 levels were greater than 4000 ppmv (parts per million by volume) and about 2000 ppmv respectively. If the IPCC theory is correct there should have been runaway greenhouse induced global warming during these periods but instead there was glaciation. Perhaps the IPCC will come up with a modified computer model to explain that.
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34. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video SpaceX Falcon 9 Rocket Fails to Land on Barge
#14. Cosmic yawn.
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35. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video Turning Gravity Into Light
Gravity into light?
I wonder if they'll ever manage to turn Gravity into Dark?
I wonder if they'll ever manage to turn Gravity into Dark?
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36. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video Turning Gravity Into Light
#2. So this would work just as well in outer space where there is no gravity right???
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37. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video Fake homeless "Social experiments" exposed
#8. So just because it says 'not monetized' you believe that it's not monetized?
Lord Vader, the naivety factor is high with this one.
Lord Vader, the naivety factor is high with this one.
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38. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video Building The Steam Conntroller, by Valve
In a world where over 700 million people don't even have access to clean drinking water, how refreshing to see that we can turn out shit like this by the truckload.
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39. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video Space Station Crew Restores Full Power to the Complex During a Shortened Spacewalk
Spacewalks. Probably exciting 50 years ago, but today just a cosmic yawn.
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40. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video SpaceX Falcon 9 Rocket Fails to Land on Barge
Cosmic yawn.
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41. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video Bowerbird Woos Female with Ring
She's just a slut.
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42. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video SpaceX Falcon 9 Rocket Fails to Land on Barge
So by your warped and twisted logic, once someone has commented on a video and said for example, "that was great" they are then barred from saying the same thing again. Next time they see a video they like, thay have to think of something else:
2) "That was amazing"
3) "That was incredible"
4) "That was exciting"
5) "That was wonderful"
6) "That was fantastic"
7) ... ad infinitum (or until their thesaurus runs out of words).
Cosmic yawn.
2) "That was amazing"
3) "That was incredible"
4) "That was exciting"
5) "That was wonderful"
6) "That was fantastic"
7) ... ad infinitum (or until their thesaurus runs out of words).
Cosmic yawn.
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43. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video Mind-blowing Trick with Only Paper
Looks like I might be the only person not astonished by this.
Have you ever turned your jacket inside out?
If so, you've already done this trick without realising it.
Have you ever turned your jacket inside out?
If so, you've already done this trick without realising it.
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44. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video Tree Trunk Carving
I cannot condone such severe tree pruning.
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45. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video How Does A Homeless Man Spend $100?
#13 But before handing over your cash to a charity, just consider how much of your donation is syphoned off by the people who run it.
Save the Children CEO is paid £ 257,000 p.a.
Cancer Research UK CEO is paid £ 220,000 p.a.
British Red Cross CEO is paid £ 200,000 p.a.
Would I donate any money so those fat cats can live a life of luxury?
Nope.
Save the Children CEO is paid £ 257,000 p.a.
Cancer Research UK CEO is paid £ 220,000 p.a.
British Red Cross CEO is paid £ 200,000 p.a.
Would I donate any money so those fat cats can live a life of luxury?
Nope.
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46. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video Turning Gravity Into Light
#5. It would work in outer space, if you're in an accelerating system"
I'll take that as a 'no' then.
Next time you're in the ISS, see how well your gravity light works.
Hint: Take a torch just in case.
I'll take that as a 'no' then.
Next time you're in the ISS, see how well your gravity light works.
Hint: Take a torch just in case.
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47. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video Tony Hawk enters the first loop horizontally in the world.
"... enters the first loop horizontally in the world."
Not quite up there with 'first person to split the atom' or 'the first person to land on the moon' is it?
Not quite up there with 'first person to split the atom' or 'the first person to land on the moon' is it?
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48. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video Kid Celebrates Amazing Trumpet Solo
Backward kid walks backwards and falls off stage.
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49. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video Tipping Pizza Delivery Guys $100 Magic Trick
Sadly, just another 'Look at me!' video.
Ask yourself this, if this guy didn't have a camera pointing at him recording his wonderful charitable acts, would he still do it?
OK, it's good to see a pizza guy on minimum wage or just working for tips, receive a nice bonus, but does it have to be turned into a lame magic show? Really?
Respect for the man who gives, but tells no-one, not this douche.
Ask yourself this, if this guy didn't have a camera pointing at him recording his wonderful charitable acts, would he still do it?
OK, it's good to see a pizza guy on minimum wage or just working for tips, receive a nice bonus, but does it have to be turned into a lame magic show? Really?
Respect for the man who gives, but tells no-one, not this douche.
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50. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video How Does A Homeless Man Spend $100?
I was approached by a guy in the street the other day.
He asked me to give him some money.
I told him to fuck off.
I feel that in my own small way, I helped that guy realise the world doesn't owe him anything, and if he wants money, he ought to go and earn it instead of begging.
I felt really good about that.
He asked me to give him some money.
I told him to fuck off.
I feel that in my own small way, I helped that guy realise the world doesn't owe him anything, and if he wants money, he ought to go and earn it instead of begging.
I felt really good about that.
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51. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video Cops Return Shopping Carts In Hilarious Fashion
This video registered .0001 on my Awesomeometer.
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52. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video Parisian survivor’s response to ISIS attacks and murder of his wife.
This guy would be a great ventriloquist.
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53. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video Improved Quadrocopter
#2 The only reason it can travel at that speed is 'because' it has no payload.
Attach a peanut to it and it'd struggle to get off the ground.
Attach a peanut to it and it'd struggle to get off the ground.
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54. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video Thai dunk tank
He tried to fuck her the night before, but she laughed at his small penis.
+25 1. Hercules commented 8 years ago on video Time to come home