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2. Illuminati commented 9 years ago on video Asking people in Newcastle what songs they're listening to
#6 I never said fat... I said obese...
And I see you are from US so you find it offensive.. but that is the truth... And calling someone idiot just points what kind of person are you...
And I see you are from US so you find it offensive.. but that is the truth... And calling someone idiot just points what kind of person are you...


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3. Illuminati commented 9 years ago on video Asking people in Newcastle what songs they're listening to
If you do this in US every second person on video would be obese.


4. Illuminati commented 10 years ago on video F18 Fighter - Flying Low
I feel sick only by watching video, I can't think what would happen if I was on a plane with that pilot...


5. Illuminati commented 10 years ago on video Best dock line handler ever
That is a woman?!


6. Illuminati commented 10 years ago on video Digital Carjackers Show Off New Attacks
I would be impressed if I maybe watched whole video...


7. Illuminati commented 10 years ago on video Parkour Cat
Professional parkour! 



8. Illuminati commented 10 years ago on video Even if you're not a baseball fan, this is awesome
Amazing! Great reflexes.


9. Illuminati commented 10 years ago on video Farmer digs fire line with his tractor to try to divert the fire
So close somethimes...


10. Illuminati commented 10 years ago on video Spidey pawns some noobs in basketball
Let's see him beat batman... 



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11. Illuminati commented 10 years ago on video Wait for it...
To bad it is low quality video...


12. Illuminati commented 10 years ago on video Spinning Chocolate Joy
Very cool indeed 



13. Illuminati commented 10 years ago on video Shake that !
Vertical video syndrome detected!! 



14. Illuminati commented 10 years ago on video Underwater Bubble Room
How long it would take for water to fill that ballon if there was a hole.. Imagine if someone got there, and when he thought he will take a breath, ballon snaps, he panics, and...


15. Illuminati commented 10 years ago on video What happens to a coffee cup at 2300 meters depth in the ocean...
Less talk more action woman!
Where is the video when cup is shrinking? 




16. Illuminati commented 10 years ago on video 6.8 Magnitude Earthquake Simulated by Underground Nuclear Explosion
People are the worst kind!


17. Illuminati commented 10 years ago on video Inglewood Police Chase Jan 13, 2013
Is that a wire on the windows? You wouldnt need a wire on windows in a safe neighborhood...


18. Illuminati commented 10 years ago on video Insane Arcade Dancing with 3 guys
Insane Arcade Dancing with 3 forever alone guys..


19. Illuminati commented 10 years ago on video iPhone Quick-Draw System
Forever alone guy 



20. Illuminati commented 10 years ago on video Fail Compilation december 2012
8:49 Double fail 



21. Illuminati commented 10 years ago on video Pet fox
I want one!! 



22. Illuminati commented 10 years ago on video Fruit Ninja in Real Life
Some people have nothing to eat, and this fat bastard cut and throws food..


23. Illuminati commented 10 years ago on video Mexican drug cartel kidnapping
#5
I'm not talking about that certain guy, that he deserved to die. I'm talking in general for people who knowingly sell hard drugs to young people. They deserve such end...
But all that is a utopia, a world without drugs is impossible... maybe a bit harsh from me to declare something like that, but I still stand by it that they do not deserve a better end than those who die from useing those drugs...
I'm not talking about that certain guy, that he deserved to die. I'm talking in general for people who knowingly sell hard drugs to young people. They deserve such end...
But all that is a utopia, a world without drugs is impossible... maybe a bit harsh from me to declare something like that, but I still stand by it that they do not deserve a better end than those who die from useing those drugs...


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24. Illuminati commented 10 years ago on video Mexican drug cartel kidnapping
They can all end like that guy if u ask me, everyone who sell drugs derserves to die like that guy...


25. Illuminati commented 10 years ago on video Driving dogs
My dog is a pilot


26. Illuminati commented 10 years ago on video Why Don't We Taxidermy People?
2:45 made me laugh 



27. Illuminati commented 10 years ago on video Eugene
He is Adam Gitlin, a dentist (the teeth in the video are fake) who lives in Plymouth, went on the programme to help establish himself as a stand-up comic. His alter-ego is Eugene the Librarian.


28. Illuminati commented 10 years ago on video Exam Prank
3:50 Only guy who is still doing the test... 



29. Illuminati commented 10 years ago on video Girl Accidentally Gets Kicked In the Face
K.O. Finish her! Flawless victory!


30. Illuminati commented 10 years ago on video The Big Bang Theory FLASHMOB
Penny is hot! 



31. Illuminati commented 10 years ago on video The flintstones are back ...
Safety first


32. Illuminati commented 10 years ago on video 100-Year-Old Man Shares the Secret to Happiness
Ok this is pure shit... Making commercial about someone who is 100 years old, and drinking coca cola, like that is the reason he reached 100 years..


33. Illuminati commented 10 years ago on video Thanks for over 5 years of fun!
Give me thumbs up if u like snotr! 



34. Illuminati commented 10 years ago on video The most stupid thief
Amazing 



35. Illuminati commented 10 years ago on video Truck accident in Russia
Great reaction of driver in a red car, stayed calm and reacted exactly as it should.


36. Illuminati commented 10 years ago on video Somewhere in Russia
This is called transfer of blame, when you feelin 'disgraceful for someone else ...


37. Illuminati commented 11 years ago on video Chameleon washing his hands
He's tring to grab it and to climb up...


38. Illuminati commented 11 years ago on video Sitting relaxed cat
He's wasted 



39. Illuminati commented 11 years ago on video The Popinator
"Popinator! Brings a seriousness on business meetings!" 



40. Illuminati commented 11 years ago on video ASIMO 2011
it is some guy in robot costume doing awesome robot moves





41. Illuminati commented 11 years ago on video The king of carnival games
If there was entry ban for carnival like in casino, I'm sure this guy would get one...


42. Illuminati commented 11 years ago on video Nellie, the talking sea otter at Point Defiance Zoo
He sneezed at the end, maybe he is allergic to the irritating voice of this women...


43. Illuminati commented 11 years ago on video Lucky guy
Like toys...


44. Illuminati commented 11 years ago on video Dog brings the cat home
That is one lazy and confused cat...


45. Illuminati commented 11 years ago on video Massive Concrete Construction Fail
Sound in the middle of the video indicated that something bad will happen.


46. Illuminati commented 11 years ago on video Pokerface on Bottles - The Bottle Boys
Harmonizing sounds, very nice, considering that they play on the bottles 



47. Illuminati commented 11 years ago on video He watches you
Trailer for new horror movie: "Cats Attack!" 
oh Long Johnson.... oh Don Piano....

oh Long Johnson.... oh Don Piano....


48. Illuminati commented 11 years ago on video Street Racing
Are you sure they all survived?


49. Illuminati commented 11 years ago on video How It Feels To Sell Instagram For A Billion Dollars
Picture is telling more than words... 



50. Illuminati commented 11 years ago on video Cycle-Skating - The New Sport of 1923
Extreme sports 
Funny thing is that they are all older, and nowadays mostly teenagers are those who use rollerblades.

Funny thing is that they are all older, and nowadays mostly teenagers are those who use rollerblades.


51. Illuminati commented 11 years ago on video Neat Frisbee Trick Shots
nice looking college..


52. Illuminati commented 11 years ago on video Epic billiard board
Looks to me like everything is moving to much... when u are looking at table, seems like everyone should walk like drunk..


53. Illuminati commented 11 years ago on video Shangri-La
Great video, to bad it is commercial..


54. Illuminati commented 11 years ago on video Winter storm near Bergen, Norway makes bridge swing
Looks like that is normal thing overthere... 



55. Illuminati commented 11 years ago on video Pretend fight gone...
Nothing wrong here, it was perfect!





56. Illuminati commented 11 years ago on video Epic death match !
Grose... Both of them...


57. Illuminati commented 11 years ago on video Girl in Toyota Supra
I get the same reaction from girls when I take my pants off 



58. Illuminati commented 11 years ago on video Slow Motion Compilation
Can someone write the name of songs in video. Tnx


59. Illuminati commented 11 years ago on video Vintage race car crashes
omg it was so unsafe then


60. Illuminati commented 11 years ago on video 10 Future Technologies That Already Exist
Preordering one hover car, ferrari red with leather interior pls 



61. Illuminati commented 11 years ago on video Kid Attempts to Punch Through Board
Dog is trying to help him, but he is lost case...


62. Illuminati commented 11 years ago on video Daft Punk: Thomas helmet in 4 months!
Very cool 



63. Illuminati commented 12 years ago on video Rapping 100 Movie Titles
Nice, now do porn movie titles 



64. Illuminati commented 12 years ago on video Do you smoke ?
Idiots... I hate ppl like those guys! And if her boyfriend slap one of them they would run like rats...


65. Illuminati commented 12 years ago on video Mega bass
She's soo happy...


66. Illuminati commented 12 years ago on video Indian Dentist
80 rupies is too much, I'm sure there is some other dentist just around the corner who is doing same thing for 60 rupies, and he was auto mechanics before he become dentist...


67. Illuminati commented 12 years ago on video Giant Building Collapse
Something went terribly wrong i hope the worker survived...


68. Illuminati commented 12 years ago on video 430 kg (954 Lbs) Deadlift
That must be healthy for his spine... 



69. Illuminati commented 12 years ago on video Cliff Diving World Series event highlight
2:46 next few seconds are like gay porn...


70. Illuminati commented 12 years ago on video Fight scene beyond Hollywood
Chuck Norris is little kid according to this guy... Hollywood action movies aint far away from this one btw, but with better special effects..


71. Illuminati commented 14 years ago on video Chad Vader After Dentist


72. Illuminati commented 14 years ago on video Nike Commercial
It is just to pumped without point...
#3 It is Federer who is annoying in this one, because he can't act... Same face expresion in whole commercial
#3 It is Federer who is annoying in this one, because he can't act... Same face expresion in whole commercial



73. Illuminati commented 14 years ago on video Acrobatic builders
Get out from gyms you lazy bodybuilders and start working on construction yards
Natural muscle is best



74. Illuminati commented 14 years ago on video Porsche 911 commercial
He will be able to afford it in about 20 years as a used car, the same one he saw in salon 
Great commercial btw, like a short movie.

Great commercial btw, like a short movie.


75. Illuminati commented 14 years ago on video Utter golf club fail
Is there a version for women? 



76. Illuminati commented 14 years ago on video Dance fail
LOL





77. Illuminati commented 14 years ago on video Top 10 Super Bowl commercials
@9
Gioachino Rossini The Barber Of Seville
Gioachino Rossini The Barber Of Seville


78. Illuminati commented 15 years ago on video Weird laws in the USA
lol


79. Illuminati commented 15 years ago on video Late for work
Time to quit your job m8, or next time u will get much earlier, but not to company u work in....


80. Illuminati commented 15 years ago on video Croatian car drivers
@ key89
This is CROATIA, and u can tell that from language in video, and from registration plate on black car. Take a closer look and then post something...
This is CROATIA, and u can tell that from language in video, and from registration plate on black car. Take a closer look and then post something...
+7 1. Illuminati commented 9 years ago on video Truck smashes into overpass