If you watch backwards it looks like she's giving birth to a 24 pack of beer!

Wold mary her asap

That`s so fu***n awesome
I wish i had a creative mind like this!

1:11 HAHAHA. Working man turned on thinking hmm 4some..

can't say how much respect i have for this people.
Come on snoters give a little if u can, i will.

Filmed by a drunk monkey.

How did I know that the camera was going to film the ground when the thing fell apart ????

00:49 needs to change his little pink panties

And shit prob happens at 00:55

Can't stop laughing and can't stop pressing replay.

i wonder where he enters the cheat codes
And
#3 that would make my woman very happy

Fake

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2250416/Eagle-toddler-snatch-video-WAS-hoax-Media-professor-admits-students-fooled-world-CGI-footage-bird-prey-grabbing-baby-park.html

and i was complaining when my basement got flooded.
#(removed comment)
ever heard of a thing called panic?

99 out of 100 cops would give a fine/ticket.
Lucky dude meets the one that is not a di ck head.
More cops like him and the world would be better!!

Man that was brutal, couldn't watch.

Sticky Bomb??
someone care to explain

But well made anyway..

That was fu ng awesome.

#1 My culture`s not gay! Hug my friends all the time.. No gay strings attached wht so ever!

#2 That's just sad

#3 you got thumbs up

This is the reason i can't get a motorcycle like this or an Audi RS6 type car. i would do something like this and FAIL.
Famous last words/thoughts, I can go faster then this. hmm I am a good driver

#1 yo take a chill pill.
Or is it whatever they decide? Yes it is. Start your own video server and you can decide.

As far as i know the admins don't make a dime on this and run this site 4 free!!!

This has been discussed earlier, lot of videos are getting submitted and they have to sort them all in their free time. i have subed a video that got on the site after to weeks,i can only imagine how many times the same vid gott submitted.

#3
Australia is that island, i think we need a new solution..

#(removed comment)
Careful now That's what the jews was called before it got ugly..

They are people and some of them might be idots and thieves..But nevertheless humans!
In Norway they are stealing and roaming... Now Romanian has become a bad word.
And it scares me how fast it goes from just words to spitting and things like that

Fu** dogs iam geting a goat!

#2 u got a sick mind

just like my as feels and sounds after after a good weekend with junkfod and alkohol

Style:10p
Guts:10p
Stupidity:10p
Execution:-30p
can't stop laughing:100p

So 100p total for you sir

Because some people love to be cruel to animals!

The upside of these things is some of them stupid people get seriously hurt!!

the angel of the cabin is turned so it seems worse than if it was straight

HAHA. no words

noting like the love of a good friend

#(removed comment) you prob dont have a dog!?

NICE airbag 00:13.
wouldn't mind crashing if that popped out of my steering weel

it think i would feel like shit in der

so is anyone wondering what was written on the lottery ticket

hahahahaha funny one

i read the stamp on the video as outoffocus.com

Pretty awesome move

#3 i got the same feeling
So simple and that's what makes it so funny.

Dont give up, and take care of the people you love.

And i really love the fact that he thanked his doctors and his nurse and not god for helping him.

Wonder how much load it wasn't carrying

tiitybear. best one,

Damn #3
I was just about to type something completely different then I saw your post...

How scared would you be if walking down a dark street and someone was playing that thing.

#2
Last player probably had inverted joystick controls.

Where is the walking away part?

so much pain! HAHA 1:26 so stupid

I walked into glass door at a friend's house once.. and it's still a print of my face on it.. He covered it with plastic like a frame

Dog of the Day... So funky

Speechless!

Nice explanation Cool video


#1 & #2 Don´t agree about the iq part!

Wish i could do a lot of things. This ain't one of them! but still a little impressed

The one @ 0:32 is way to good and a little creepy

#1
Beautiful and mesmerizing? Fun interpretation?.


have serious troubles with the funny in this link and the beautiful mesmerizing part



Within the first two to four months of the bombings, the acute effects killed 90,000–166,000 people in Hiroshima and 60,000–80,000 in Nagasaki; roughly half of the deaths in each city occurred on the first day. During the following months, large numbers died from the effect of burns, radiation sickness, and other injuries, compounded by illness. In both cities, most of the dead were civilians,

Would pay to try this

#4 wrong, look to the end of video,

he actually hit the tones sometimes

#(removed comment) Those birds are prob a lot smarter than you
I usually don't call people stupid but you deserve it!

Nice. Beter sign up now.
related docu.
http://viooz.co/movies/21142-terms-and-conditions-may-apply-2013.html

A documentary that exposes what corporations and governments learn about people through Internet and cell phone usage, and what can be done about it ... if anything.

i wonder what nr i am on that list
Currently worth 1.980.85 usd and doubled if i put my car in the equation

Crazy world. some people don't have clean water and som have 200 billion dollars, Time for revolution??? or watch cute cats online??


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1dpQKntj_w
Hmm what to do

No clean drinking water: Approximately 56.1 million search results on google

Cats funny :Approximately 235 million search results on google

what a lovely young man

Same thing in my contry, if you lok at people or say hello to strangers. they think you are crazy.

We have a lot to learn from this young gentleman and his culture in sierra leone

Nice thing to put a serial drunkdrivers car keys in.
Would love to see him/her try to open this on a bender

#1#2#3
Don't eat the yellow ice/snow flake,particle or crystal

In USA the guy with the yellow shirt prob would be shot dead on the way from his car!

#2 No you are not! WTF and #6 way to long

Why did i watch this to the end?


I was just sitting with a huge face the whole time.

Shred is. if you dont know
1. Take a music video
2. Mute its soundtrack
3. Replace it with your own
4. Synchronize it
5. Upload it
6. Or dont

Now play it again, turn of the sound with this video playing in the background.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E

If you dont get it your prob to young

#1 #2
well it's a simple answer, it's magic

#9 i have been testing that theory for many years, so far a minimal reduction in sight. To be continued

#2 best coment ever

#1 You made me laugh mor then the video
#3 buying a cucumber on my way home.

Stetind is one of the greatest climb you can do in Norway. Stetind in Nordland is Norway’s national mountain.
Stetind is a classic Norwegian peak nearly 1400 metres above sea-level. No wonder why Stetind in 2002 was voted to be Norway’s national mountain. Stetind is described as a perfect obelisk in pure granite with sweeping ridges rising straight from the fjord.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stetind

#2 try google drunk girls! Much faster!

This reminds me of the movie Rollerboys

Anyone remember? gotta love the 90's

It was my favorite movie when I was a kid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-_7EVc0JXs

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/kristin-wartman/pizza-is-a-vegetable_b_1101433.html

and the weed smokers go to jail
something really wrong with the world today

and if ur interested in this topic watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CyuBuT_7I4
And this one!
http://www.snotr.com/video/5316/3_Strikes_and_you_re_a_Slave

Can u se the link! i can!

#5 som documetasjon on your facts pleas

#(removed comment)
do you have some more on that situasjon.??
are you just calling it fake because you think so
#2

#2#11. No worries

#7 i double the fuck off you put on the table for #(removed comment),#6. and raise it with a scrue you.

#6 "Have you ever heard of things like love, joy, peace, generosity, courage."
Yes i have: Love my girl and my daughter. they give me love joy and somtimes peace . in my line of work i am a (sometimes) first responder to some bad fucking shit, so yes to courage and generosity to, when i risk my life, safety and my mind to help thos who need it. and sometimes actually realy don deserve it. even you ashole! Pleas get a do not prolong my life do not resuscitate card. And i hope you havent reprodused yet.
So one more fuck you to you sir

Shit this gave me the creeps
But still a good wake up call
#1 Death penalty is not the way to go, wrongful death penalty is hard to fix.
#2 SAME THOUGHTS BUT LESS WORDS

totally tricked my mind, didn't get it before Ca 1:30.
#1 yupp. i cant imagine how fuckd up it must feel

#8 how do you eat winds? do they grow winds on farms?

01:18
Gimme five, nope! keep waking and be cool

#3 so deaf people don't watch tv?

This guy's have been playing way too much with their boomwhackers

#1 same thing i was thinking to.

Wonder what would happen if the ball was made of the same liquid metal

Did you see the little guy walking on the left side of the tomato at 01:45

#4
Magic of magnets, notice that it's only the metal marbles that did so.
I guess it's magnets imbedded in the wood blocks..

Atomatic! never going back to manual!

As a paramedic i applause this effort to stay healthy..

Nice vid and nice music

#13 lol
1 tough was lubrikasjon!! but yours was better

#2 #3 Jepp!

#(removed comment) won't even try to explain what i mean about your stupid comment!

And i would love five minutes with people who treats animals like this!

#15 did you watch the movie?! they don't speak of smoking it!
Aspirin can cause serious problems if you take them in large quantities. All drugs when misused and abused have the potential to kill;

It can work as a pain killer when smoked and apetiteboster for the sick,
i'm not promoting it for geting the high

#3 jupp Nice timing on the posting

00:59 its almost like hearing my daughter(8) in the morning waking me up. Minus the creepy voice

#4 Same problem

#3 you meen the Americans the Brits the Norwegian the French the Danish and a couple of other countries

Frosen pizza

Mariusz Goli
if you were curious

Does this fall under any genre? I am sick of the music that is played around the stores, heard in peoples cars, everywhere. I just need a relaxing upbeat jam like this all day and everyday.

#1 her you go
paypal: mariusz.goli@gmail.com lub konto: Nr. IBAN: PL73 1140 2004 0000 3502 6541 4181
If you want to support me in the development

It is totalt safe. Want some. I Am not stupid.

Preaty much sums it up.

Stop playing with your snake dude

You're not crazy when talking to yourself, but the moment you start answering the questions you asked and have a conversation with yourself: then you might have crossed the line of crazy by a foot or two

#5
Island continent, not so big a deal is it

And they want me to buy a shopping bag for life to save the planet from pollution..

Yeah right

#7 well spotted mr watson

#6
Tank U

#5
Vi have the same in Norway,but it's always one idiot that does not understand this and blocks the lane and it's really annoying

#7
dyslectic and lasy
#8 Thank u

#2 do your girl, parents, boss, friends know wht you did last summer?

#8

03:23 Time to bring out the giant marshmallows

200 horse(+1 Cat)powered car

#4 hope he got a skateboard

#6 No it's not!

#3 got it

04:30 those to drivers deserve wrecked cars.

I guess my next door neighbor would love me getting on that ting at 5:30 in the morning.

Guys, really! thanks, didn't see that one before.

quite funny. Mr Bean is awesome

#5
In October 2006, McDonald's fully divested from Chipotle. This was part of a larger initiative for McDonald's to divest all of its non-core business restaurants – Chipotle, Donato's Pizza, and Boston Market – so that it could squarely focus on the main McDonald's chain. McDonald's invested approximately $360 million into Chipotle, and took out $1.5 billion

Steve Ells was prompted by an article written by Edward Behr to visit Concentrated Animal Feeding Operations (CAFOs). Ells found the CAFOs "horrific", and began sourcing from open-range pork suppliers. This caused an increase in the price, and also the sales of the carnitas burritos.

In 2001, Chipotle released a mission statement called Food With Integrity, which highlighted Chipotle's efforts to increase their use of naturally raised meat, organic produce, and dairy without added hormones. All of Chipotle's pork is naturally raised – defined by the company as open-range, antibiotic free, and with a vegetarian diet – as well as 80% of its chicken and 85% of the beef (100% of the barbacoa served is from naturally-raised beef)

loved it!!

love it when the sound of the siren comes back at 0:44

#10 your right!
get a little carried away by remarks like that!


Btw anyone know why she spits on her hand at 0:05??

#19 & #23
i am trying to understand your points. but i just dont

#9 Tanks!

AND fuuuuuuuuck

#1 Didn't even see it before i read your comment! But i will from now! thanks a lot

06:12 wow that's fast

And the pilot say in the news that this is normal procedure.

#8 jupp it is. Tom Selleck aka Thomas Magnum.

#7 yup.
i think these kind of videos got boring a long time ago! There are those who stand out, And this is one of them
Skater in video thinking: gravity meh

#6 Fuck didnt know, tnx.
when you do stupid things like this you realy cant complane later.
Bals of glass

No big deal is it? i do this all the time. In the safe and comfortable place in front of my keyboard
BF3 baby

And yes i would need to change my boxers if i was sitting in that helicopter

#1
I think they did a frame by frame picture after filing of seriously thin layers.
My guess.. Any other ideas?

I agree with #7

This don't belong on snort, pleas remove it?

In Norway the police would keep back from the stolen car to prevent that type of accident.

Is it not better to let the driver get away with the car then risking the life of people in other cars?

So cool, i really love to watch deadly accidents, as an emt i really can't get enough of it at work.

So clumsy but nice landing
Some of the ting this guys do with the steadycams is fucing amazing.

i ' v e seen one live at the arctic challenge jumping 100s of feet after the snowboarders..krazy

#3 you are right but, it's a difference.. driving like a maniac or just cruising barely over the limit, ending up resisting arrest with a taser stuck in your ass.

#8

should've said the beginning not the end at the end

Did i just watch the birth of special effects

Can't even imagine how cool this must have been to watch back then,
I have seen some cool things now but it so much and i might have become a little bit spoiled.

01:30
Seriously!like nothing just happend.
Must been a very important phone call.

03:33
in an excavation in the year 3014 this guy is dug up and they will think hi is a king from the year 2014.
He will be known as Truck Ankh Amon.

#5
can i have some of whatever you are on

#19 read #16
If you don't get it after that, i do believe you never will

#6 you made my head hurt

#6
Just you

#2
No I get routed to some pages once the video have started some times. Have to start the video 3 or 4 times.
But I was thinking maybe snort making som dollars on it and i could live with it because it is a free page..

#2 I am trying so hard to find out how i cannot make that racist.

Please explain how it is not, or tell me how i miss understood ...

The guy filming came just at the end of the video..
Oooyeeea

#2 Nope definitely a stone person's laugh

Darwin Awards: natural selection

#11
So long ago

My fav part was when i skipped this movie

#6 Wow ar you a teacher

#3 say what?

Best laugh i've had in a long time

GPS Translation: tow trucks going to f k you

3:21 the funniest thing i've ever seen


Cant fu ng stop laughing

#12HAHAHAHAHAHA fap fap fap. didnt notice reminder to buy lotion

Sound to compare: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYBzl5OCXjE

#2 http://www.snotr.com/video/8687/Super-cat

Tinnitus

# 5 i don't know? That's why I'm asking.
Washing hands?? What toilet??

Mind not blown.

Can't stop feeling sorry for this guy who try's to pull his pants up and not getting them wet 00:47

i want a yellow car, and preferably a Mercedes. How do i proceed?

was espekting his head to explode or something

funcky

#9 her u go... Stupid americans(;

George Carlin - Dumbed Down Education

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGL8FEMc378&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywd_U1T9Ck0&feature=c-shelf-119

if you like this movie you better check out this 1
http://ripremix.com/

S when a place is called (don't go there,) tumbrule nr 1 is not to go there.

why do i suddenly have an urge for red bull

dont try this at home warning

http://www.snotr.com/search/?search=v8%20chainsaw
Which one to choose

14:29
A kid with gun in a warzone, that is just wrong
Not funny and not belonging in a fail video. in my opinion!

Would not believe if i saw it with my one eyes

#5 My tought also? They didn't show any thing of wath it cold do

To all above :you all are n****as

#13&#14

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjRI2AsF3h0

I submitted this one week's ago;(