#7 That might be very true! At least when I'm drunk

#12 I know, but I just wanted to know how the wealth is balanced in Europe.. and in UK & US..

#8 Hail to you!.. Under 500€ is not even a salary in here.. ..Don't know how much your living costs there, but like here in Finland, Jyväskylä, I pay a 430€ just for a rent.. When the highest are like 800€ for 40m^2, near the centrum.. and when nearing luxury, the rents are like 1500€ and above per ~45^2 ..When in Helsinki, the rents might be almost like 1000-2000€ from 40-45m^2, maybe above.. And they aren't even so nice apartments.. ..But to thought about it; you don't even have any kinds of ways to travel in Europe with that kind of money, you make in the month.. Because everything costs so much.. You have to be like ceo to even travel abroads..

But just for curiosity, I tell mine, so you tell yours!

Snickers bar - 0,70€
Milk 0,5 gal - 1,89€
Average bread ~ 2-3€
Dozen of eggs - 1,8-2,5€
Bacon/beef - 3-5€ ~400g
2kg of Potatoes -1,5-2€
Coffee; Blended, 2-3€, dark 2-5€ / 500g
Chocolate - 1-3€ per 100g

Cats dental - 155€
Mine - 66€..
Cats vacs - 60€
Mine - 0€

Marlboro - White - 6,4€ / 20 fags

#7 Seems like I'm not the only dirty minded here..

#4 Oh, you cracked me up! She's been like 15-20 years on those; "Maybe, it's Maybelline" commercials, and always looking the same.. ..Perhaps because they were all filmed in the 90's?.. ..Or photoshoppers are like; https://www.snotr.com/video/10475/Want_to_be_a_sound_engineer ..

P.s. Just bought; Zero 7 - Simple Things, on vinyl.. And have to say that the music-business is $#!+ nowdays also, with images etc.!.. The REAL voice doesn't count.. You have to be provocative, like Lady Gaga etc.. Example; Sia is one of my favourite singers of all time, but I hate what she's done.. She's made a clown of herself, just to prove a point, that you have to be something else, than a good singer to be a star.. She went from this; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uin5LDFr1SE ..to this; http://www.eonline.com/resize/300/300/www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2016115/rs_300x300-160215165333-300-sia-james-corden-carpool-karaoke-late-late-show-021516.jpg ... .. So sad.. ..Or then, if you have the looks, you don't have to be a singer, because the autotune is going to save you, like Justin Bieber, Katy Perry, etc, etc... Oh, she was so fine back in the days.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0rpXBwVnXY This also.. Awwwssss.. I love those girls; Sia & Sophie

#10 I could recommend you to travel, starting from Finland, through Sweden and then end the journey at Norway.. Because Finland is pretty flat geographically, so you start from a low ground and eventually end up in awesome fjords and mountains! And yeah, we got snow.. Lots of it.. Though the climate has changed a lot in the past 20 years, so the winter properly starts now at the end of the year, but if you arrive in January-February there will be snow! January, I think is the coldest and darkest month in Finland, and here in north generally, so in February you get a little sun already, so the views should be awesome! And then you should get a glimpse of our awesome northern lights also, when the climate is cold enough! https://www.snotr.com/video/8047/Northern_Lights - Btw; Living here in Jyväskylä I got to know this band playing in this video! The band is called; Baulta! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOPN7apqThg) My friend is playing guitar on it and another friend played a bass for them a short period of time! Check it out, if "post-rock" is something you like! And have to say that, Summer here is also awesome, but then we are infested with mosquitoes, so you need a good protection against them if you dont want a hell of a rash! I think the Sami-region is the best for tourists who want to see wilderness and snow! https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e9/Sami_languages_large_2.png
P.s. When/if arriving at winter, try to aim at the full moon cycle, because then the skies are almost always clear and moon with snow creates an awesome atmosphere at night!

Btw; The band in this video is called Baulta, if anyone is interested in post-rock!

Awesome little creatures! That music was spot on for this video!

Awesome! Who needs a trailer and a truck, when you got a bamboo house and helping hands.

I find this a good place to advertise this movie angain;
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0875113/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Brings back memories! Oh, Legos were and are so awesome!

Think I just realized where the Finnish slang-word for cops came from.. "Pollarit".. Bollards.. As they being a traffic stoppers!

#8 Welcome to Finland! http://www.visitfinland.com/lapland/

#10 So you are Swede or Norwegian.. Yeah, it's pretty crazy when you think about it.. Split moral.. Or how do you say it.. Our former president; Martti Ahtisaari won the Nobel peace prize in 2008, from negotiations he successfully held throughout some time. One of those was won by a direct threat.. I don't remember what it was, but you can find it, if you are interested.. He went to negotiations and said something like; 'don't you understand, this is a war you cannot win and if you continue, you will be destroyed!' ..Oh what a world we are living in..

That would be a nice place to hand out some hefty tickets and teach those punks a lesson! And with that money, they could easily install those bollards what #1 suggested!

Awesome! I salute him!

American Pie - The Wedding, in real life! Good speech from a obvious showman! Wondering if there were a queue on his hotel room door at that night..

#16 Here; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k

#1 It's the feeling after the pain what people are after, I think.. You get a hell of a adrenaline/dopamine rush from a hot pepper, when eaten raw and whole! I've eaten a few Habaneros and Naga Moriches and that "feeling" lasted like 4-6 hours after that.. Lazy and little bit dizzy mood.. Good to watch movies ..But, I don't get these ultra-hot foods.. It's a waste of good ingredients if you ask me, but still, I'd like to taste those noodles! #2 I liked the taste of habanero.. It was almost like paprika/pepper, but much sweeter and perhaps like a bit oilier.. But it's not a very long time you get to taste it Oh, just read that Naga Morich is also known as Naga Bhut Jolokian, "the sister" of Bhut Jolokian, aka The Ghost Pepper!

#13 HAHAHAHA!! Sorry mate! ..And congratulations! May there be many more!

#4 This being a warship and that song was playing in my head at the moment. "War! Let's start a war! Let's start a nuclear war" Is sung on the.. Was it on the second verse? ..But oddly it was censored from that version of the song.. Youtube.. Or, it might have a deeper meaning.. Deeper.. Feels so dirty to say that when talking about that song And yeah, sorry, pretty far fetched.. Good song though! And if you are suggesting me being gay.. No, sorry to disappoint.. Have kissed a few guys in my lifetime, but it's not my thing.. Didn't feel it.. Sorry! #6 Yup, that's me!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI

#9 I wasn't explaining, just pointing out.. and telling a story ..And I think that the frog-vid would be still in here if you and few others didn't moan about it, because it was funny and I don't think that they let anyone else mod this site beside them selves. Only explanation I can think of (if it was a mistake), that they were drunk when allowing that video in here But yeah, there has been explicit content here in snotr every now and then from beginning.. Like full nudity in form of body painting. Decapitated snakes in the name of science. Animals hurting.. And people too in those horrific fail-compilations.. Not even mentioning that old Bas Rutten - Bar fight video.. More graphical and less funny vids but they are still here, when people didn't start to criticize those! I think it's part of the snotr to have sometimes a little bit controversial videos in here.. If they were all cut down and cleaned up, I think snotr would lose some of it's magic. ..But what I've learned from this incident is that; act of sex is still a bigger taboo than violence among the viewers!

#6 Nah, censorship is not an issue here. It was just a wrong kind of video. If you ask me; I would've kept that in here, but I understand why it got deleted. But talking about censorship; In sites like reddit and imgur it's a big issue! They suppress you immediately, if you post something off topic or criticize something 'sensitive' and they don't even let you know about it. The sites may seem normal to you, but when viewed from another computer or account your posts are gone from the chain.

I'll give you an example: Soon after FIFA15 was launched, the game informed one day with a big banner that; If you are using or had used 3rd party FIFA-coins you should stop immediately or your account gets banned for life, and this was justified saying that; "the coins give players an unfair advantage" ..So in reddit, there was this big thread about the banner, all players talking about it. People were amazed why it popped on their screen and some where like "hell yeah, it's about time" etc, etc. ..I was like why ban them.. I never had even used them but still.. I wrote a comment on that thread, saying something like; 'Why ban these coins and why to say that they give a player an unfair advantage, when EA is selling their own in-game-currency.. (FIFA-coins are earned by a player, by playing and credits are sold by EA) So how come they don't give a player an unfair advantage?.. Is it because EA gets all the money?..' Likes started to accumulate on my comment when they suddenly stopped.. Everything looked fine, but from another ip, my post were gone! Took some pictures from the thread with and without my comment and posted the whole thing on imgur.. People started to comment on that post and image-views were rolling in, when they suddenly stopped too, like hitting on a brick wall.. It was the same case in there! My post got hidden from a public view! Now that's censorship!

I'm glad that here you can say what you want and only get downvoted if your comment didn't 'rang any bells'

I like this!

Nice but doesn't look so tempting when it's full of people.. Gave me a vibes of some kind of theme park!

...some cats aren't looking for anything logical, like friendship. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some cats just want to watch the world burn.

Now that's a cool use for the 'wagon-wheel effect'!

#2 Just saw that frog-vid.. Yeah.. Excuse my dirty mind

Let me get this! - A drone stole some hungry girls noodles. First, she had to gear up and transform herself into a parkouring samurai, just to keep up with the thief, WHILE playing football and throwing a flip to evade a big'n'fat sumo. Then, when she almost grabs the price, her life flashes before her eyes! -It's a big day at the church. Her dad is playing piano and then suddenly six identical clones of the same random girl appear before her from thin air, holding noodle-bowls and yeah, all wearing different colors.. While lost and probably confused as hell, she, hugging her dad, then turns him into a ZOMBIE! Shaping a pretty, white space, into a dark and gloomy forest. He then tries to eat her alive! ..Now the chase has turned into escape! ..And, BOOOM! Samara comes by and scares the s#!t out of her! Freezing her with fear and turning HER into a man, by the hands of a makeup team, filming some flick at the forest.. A freakin' tennis playing- samurai-MAN!, who then ultimately destroys a whole squad of drones, hovering in a shape of a bowl, with a one shot of a tennis-ball, sending them up in a blaze! Finally he gets, what he was after. A bowl of noodles and he then eats them in the middle of nowhere, sharing a table with his enemies&friends from the run..

So.. Although, being a fast, easy and cheap food, you have to work your ass off to be able to enjoy ramen.. And when you're hungry, you're a pussy; facing your worst fears just before getting a meal.. Aaaand when fed, even your enemies become your friends... And something about, when starving like a six girls, it's not wise to make big decisions.. Did I get it right?!

Mmm, yeah.. Who's a pretty girl.. Mmm.. You are.. Mmm-Oh, you smell so fine too.. Mmmh, yeah.. Give me that sugar.. Mmhh, you got nice breasts, mmm.. Just let me lick your ear a little bit.. Mmm.. *psst - 'You know, I might be just a donkey but I hang like a horse!'

What a lovely little jar! Seems to handle like a gocart!

#1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POJtaO2xB_o

Launchpad solo! Loving that technique, how fast and coordinated his hands are, but have to say, this gets my thumbs down also.. Just like original drum solos, I don't like them.

#3 & #4 The 7th is impossible! Here's a Finnish guy with hydraulic press, trying to fold a paper as many times as possible and he runs to a "blue screen" at the 7th fold https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuG_CeEZV6w

My cat would go nuts if he saw a mouse in my apartment! You could kiss those curtains and wallpaper goodbye in a flash of a second!

#9 Also a treat from the TAXI-movie; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na9neCTfUYA Mercedes-Benz 500E What a car porn! OHHH, just look at that Red 500.. I.. Yeah..

#9 thanks! But he says "inhaled" in the video! And if you had swallowed it, it would be in your stomack, in a concealed place, not squeaking when you breathe. .. And just look at that boy! ..He isn't joking at the last frame of the vid..

#5 & #7 Partly agree with you guys, but to strengthen my argument, that sound comes through so clear, that if it was inside of him, I doubt it wouldn't squeak so clearly.. And I think they got that idea from that logo on his hospital shirt! It's got a symbol, like a paw on it.. And really, if you had inhaled something, would you seriously take breaths like he does demonstrating the noise at the end.. I Don't think so.. But yeah.. All the best for him!

Not possible.. That has to be like a vent in he's chest making that noise if his lung collapsed or something, but if he inhailed a freaking squeaky toy he would have suffocated and died! I think they are just making fun about the situation, not being literal!

Purrfect catch!

#3 Love those as well! That Stallone cameo was great in Taxi 3
But here's the Audi s8 chase! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OedEEcjqMr0

I love this! Such a great movie with great actors and scenes! One of the few movies I've bought first on VHS and then on DVD afterwards! Highly recommend watching, if you haven't see it already! ..I know what i'm gonna do tonight! And yeah, after I saw this, I dremed owning an Audi s8 for a long time.. Perhaps that dream will come true someday

#2 Loved those basketball shots also!

#5 Yeah, but still! Speaking of Olympics.. This should be an event at the games!

She seems to behave like a child Must have been a hell of a job to get her in the car! ..Perhaps a distraction with that tablet helped.

So painful to watch!

#6 I know.. Thinking about diggin up my old 3310-brick from the desktop once again!
And why I commented again.. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0875113/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1 : This is a really good movie about advertising and selling "images" to people! I love French films!

Now this is Communism! Not like our western apps which are collecting all the profits for themselves and not sharing any! And those negatives... Bah! ..Every single app and site in our society is also collecting data for NSA, CIA etc, etc, etc, advertising companies to be sold to a highest bidder! I know that China has its past as an human rights violator, but yeah.. WE ALL DO! So don't stick to negatives and past! Don't be like we are doing this and that better.. Gaze upon the future, learn from others and lets reach for the stars!
P.s Learn to share people!

#1, #6, #10, #11 We are animals, but we have a choice to be humans.. Some of us make it, some of us don't.. As I see it, we are "hunter-gatherers".. First term in another words; predators.. But we have a choice!

A Sushi Swirl Hoping there were no trawlers nearby

Aaawww yisss! Gonna trade this GoPro for lots of nuts!

#1 You have to understand that, that cat is a predator, and screaming only makes that little toddler look more vulnerable and eatable.. Big cats and small children don't mix-up!
As soon as that child starts to scream the cat is triggered! 0:07
#4 Agree! Those animal "experts" should know better!

These men are freaking heroes!

Hell yeah! Lets become gods ourselves! Looking forward to taste that "lab meat"

... ... ... ... Almost fainted as the blood left my head at 1:36!

Oh my.. It's Caturday in snotr!
For all you, cat & electronic music lovers;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv-9fBphpSk

That was awesome!

Looks like a Lego bike!
Here's the new upcoming 3x3 version
http://img.brickowl.com/files/image_cache/larger/lego-black-bike-3-wheel-motorcycle-shortcut-2-572029-38.jpg

Verrückte

#1 2:03 or a steam engine

Good, now i'm craving for noodles and mozzarella sticks

That pose.. Reminds me of something..
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/05/02/09/13D6BE31000005DC-3564702-image-a-2_1462177307574.jpg

#1 But I don't know about his liver..

#1 Well, some people are buying cars to use them, while some are preserving them to garages.. And comparing that little dip to average, salted, winter road.. Bet it doesn't make the car any worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuXlf7oTfLE

Now that's a view I would like to see someday!

"Oh, damn" ... **Should I move aside?! ..Nah, keep rolling and get some attention** ... "OUCH!!"

Meh, not impressed.. Make a jump like Felix Baumgartner and land it on the same net in high crosswinds.. Then you get my thumbs up!

My Mr. Mäyne made a few of these jumps when younger, but then he learned to put his back paws on the ledge when jumping!

#1 True, because it is a job of choice to someone, who enjoys sex with strangers. #3 What I've heard in Finnish media about prostitution in here, our prostitutes are highly educated and they do it for the extra money and pleasure they get from it. So, I don't think that education would help in every case.

Drugs for me are the same, If someone enjoys using them it should be fine, as long as you are not harming or putting anyone else in danger by doing so!

But if "harming" is someone close-minded getting offended by what you are doing, that is not a valid reason to me. In my opinion; nothing should be banned what is your own choice, but if you are forced to do something like this, then it's very wrong! Many negatives caused by these (prostitution & drugs) would go away when people involved were protected by laws and not criminalized by them!

Sometimes I dream about living somewhere warmer.. A little bit Southern than Finland.. But thanks to these videos, that dream fades away quickly!

#1 Whoops..

Love Carl Sagan.. And Neil deGrasse Tyson! Such wonderful speakers!

#6 Thanks for info! I'm also a bike-enthusiast! Bought a nice LED headlight on spring but I have to buy a rear one also for autumn.. Cus in Finland we are now bound by law to have lights on our bikes.

Mother Nature blowing smoke rings.

Eject, EJECT!!

Big smile for the camera and... Nope!

#4 True and not only cars!

I don't think many North Koreans, who watch tv, believe these, because how many times they can use that same footage from winning South Korea over and over again, if this is even from a real broadcast.

#4 So true! Sick and tired of hearing that Russia is always to blame on everything.. Putin this and Putin that.. And no one else has nothing to do with anything! Like, topic of today is; Putin made Russian athletes to take doping!.. And we are forgetting that in 2001 almost every athlete from Finland also got caught from using performance-enhancing drugs in our own winter games at Lahti! Six to be exact and we lost one gold and two silver medals, and it wasn't Tarja Halonen's fault back then!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIS_Nordic_World_Ski_Championships_2001#Doping_controversy

Those dark grey and black cars needs to be coated with this also!

#4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq1zrMZo2m4 How about this?

#2 REREREEEEPOST! With Unreal Tournament sound

#6 You sir, just made my day!

It's Thomas The Train!
Would've been awesome to see Piff the Magic Dragon as a passenger!

#5 Yup, felt like the Goofy had to go, but it might be back someday!

What... the... f....

So awesome! I've witnessed this kind of trips to drive through from the back seat

Hope those dudes gave it some water

Last words, my thoughts exactly!
U.S. should stop buying oil from them, for the time this is fixed!

Ohhh, all those sexy, sexy lights!

Damn, you Brits drive so fast on those narrow roads!

Finished Alien: Isolation, a few days ago and this looks like something Ripley would make in it!

Nice move there #1

Well, that's a good conversation starter, that fourth shot!

Oh, wow! That looks so "alien"!

Right on! Just saw a video on Youtube of some guy filling his/his parents pool with Coke.. Swimming in it and throwing bags of Mentos in it and so on.. Made me want to smack that moron in the face.. We could do so much good with our lives, like live in harmony.. Build a better tomorrow.. But seems to me that so many people just want to have some "kiss my a$$" -money and do everything dumb and selfish, "cool" things. Not even thinking about the consequences, like pollution and so on. Oh, how we seem to glorify being dumb these days, which to me is, where we are going terribly wrong.

But hey.. For a better tomorrow, right!?

#15 LMAO Jeff Goldblum for president 2020!

#1 Defence Forces, not military

I think it was some time after WW2 that a law was written that we cannot participate in any sort of attacking move, thus the name "defence forces". And our only soldiers abroad are UN peacekeepers. But I might be wrong.. It might be just a policy, not a law.

How in the hell this dumbass got his drivers licence?

Beautiful.. Made me cry

Zlatan is alpha! He does what needs to be done, with skill. 2:26 He's fair too! I'd like to see him in premier league!

#4 I Agree. Its the same case in every country. If we all had these cameras in our vehicles, what a complination it would make globally every year.. Or even daily basis

That's like the whole body version of those "Powerballs"

#1 That's the main reason for this also here in Finland, when in winter, the day length is only about 5 hours at its shortest.

Many great Finnish ski jumpers had/have problems with alcohol. Example former jumpers; Toni Nieminen, Janne Ahonen and the greatest of them all Matti Nykänen who I think even jumped drunk in some competitions back in the days.. Looking that slope and those flights.. No wonder why

Science , Awesome and Animals

Snotr

#5 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRYP3pA-PyU

#5 Nope, he's a vicious attacker.. Or a striker, how do you say it
A bit of self control.. A bit of fuzz around Neymar.. Few more of these vids and perhaps people will forget him biting opponents

#2 First he wanted he's money back

Story time!

I used to work in Gigantti, which is a scandic electronics store chain established in Norway as Elkjøp. There I learned what todays "consumer"-electronics are all about.. Like take Apple.. ipod 64gb was brand new then, you know, what looked just like an iphone 3g.. Anyway.. Some guy had bought one, like a week earlier, and had broken it's screen cover glass.. Just a little crack in the corner and otherwise the device worked just fine. As a new employer in store I tought the glass gets serviced and the same product goes back to customer after a few days or so.. But no.. Guy had an insurance and a receipt, so we just took the receipt back, made him a new one, gave him a brand new ipod and he walked away smiling. We employers toyed around with the ipod for a while in the back of the store and at the end of the day we smashed all the electronics to small pieces under a five security cameras.. Just to keep us from stealing any still working products.

In case of a no insurance, the ipod would've been repaired, but for a simple glass/screen repair, we would've charged him like 1/2-2/3 the price of a new product, so that the customer could easier go on and buy a new one straight away, rather that repairing the old one.

And this is not an apple thing. Same goes to every brand out there. There's only a few guidelines differing.. Some companies wanted their scrap back so they could maybe reuse some parts and some companies guidelines were to just send the products/trash straight to landfills.

And you know whats the fun part of this.. That guy who came to rapair hes ipod and got it replaced made a "double buy", beacuse both of the devices count as selled units for the investors in stock trading.. Oh the world we are living in..

Or stupid guard etiquettes?

Deploy smoke, deploy smoke!

Mike is a showman!

That sneaky leopard dropping from the tree in 1:35

Soon all western women will walk naked on the beach.. Add few simple-minded citizen to equation and what do you get?..

Uncontrollable lust driven RAPE!

Yup.. Looks like a fancy house.. Guess father is always working and doesn't have much time for boys.. Mom is busy too and favors the younger brother cause her instincts tells her so.. He is the youngest afterall. Thus older brother feels abandoned and tries to get some attention.. The whole family is just too busy to see what is going on and just like #7, Jake said... One of these days.. One of these days.

#5 Guess they have to learn someday too!

Re-watch and noticed there is ATB playing in the backgruond..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzwG8IKVkG4

#5 & #7 Well, there is this, and there is also trawling fishing (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/66/Setting_a_trawl_in_Stephens_Passage_%2C_Alaska.jpg), what we do, usually with hundreds of boats, sweeping the whole area clean of certain species, depending on the nets loop size .. And fishing laws in Lebanon.. I don't think so

P.s. I wonder what this does to the ecosystem, from iron ore mines to the bottom of the sea after it has burned tons and tons of gasoiline;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J01euoMaVE
And don't give me that bullshit about new coral reefs..

#1 Her ex perhaps with a new girl in the front row?

#7 Indeed, Strong the force in advertisement is

#2 He's one hell of a biter!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy31pdfntUw

I'll bet someone has fed a penis to that worm, or at least tried

Some fine-tuning for kneecap or did they remove a bolt from the shinbone?

Remember as a kid how winters were cold.. And started early November..
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/56706003.jpg
Nowdays it's like this in December instead of having like a meter of snow!

#4 Small steps to big changes.. Bigger the project, easier it is to bring down by someone who doesn't profit from it!

#6 Right on! And I think the cause to overpopulation is us, the "westerners".. I remember some study what I read years back, that was made in Holland after WW2; about how the surrounding conditions affected our breeding/multiplying.. Worse conditions -> more kids. And that's all because of trying to sustain our species. No logic, just pure animal instict.

In a big city.. How many fire-calls are there in a day?.. Dunno, but I think it would be more efficient if there was like a "cook" who brings the food to the stations or so, that it wouldn't get dumped if the call arrives..? Patrolling, in a ways I guess, is ok, but still.. There are more efficient ways to deal with this kind of problems and for that I salute the citizen!

Oh man, he's head gets so red, doing those moves.. Been a while, I guess, but still nails it! LOOSEN UP THAT TIE, BRO!

#5 So true! But whitch does more damage? 3 minutes of wide spreaded continuous burst, or couple of headshots?

Beautiful and so true!

#5 Some would say that porn is art and there is no line.

#1 ,#2 & #3 That was a severe hit, I would say.. He/she probably jumped out the car in adrenaline rush, but felt the pain later.. See how he/she faints before hitting the ground.. But dunno.. At second watch it appeared a little more dramatic

But..

True story; My friend got in a car accident, almost 10 years ago.. A head on collision with another car, both travelling about 40Km/h (25m/h). Winter, tight bent and her car slipped to the wrong lane. Both managed to brake a little, but they crashed head on.

Both drivers were "ok" judging to doctors in ER, but when released my friend "crashed" in the entrance room of the ER, later to be diagnosed with a fractioned (lower) backbone.. It wasn't bad at all and she got well in no time, but it wasn't a same story for that car's another passenger in the back, without a seatbelt.. He suffered a severe tetraplegia from a broken neck.

So remember to wear those seatbelts! And I also recommend you to buy a seatbelt-cutter too!

Act of nature or a work of GMO-crops?

#1 Cus the situation just got awkward, i think

Nice! Reminded me of the 80's movie classic; Heavy Metal

Hävytön kivääri! Perkele!

Works in Finnish too! "juu" which is pronounced a little bit like english word "you"
Guess this is something we learned from you Swedes, or maybe other way around

Our capital City's slang is joked (and is, if you ask me) to be like; Take a word from Swedish-language, make it sound like English and mix it with Finnish = Stadin slangi

I'm not a fan of wristwatches, but have admired the craftsmanship of those things for a long time, especially the old ones made with hands/hand tools only

#8 asdfghasdf! Damn that's a good one!

Now that's a wave! #1 So true! And #2 Same here! I would be hugging some pole in that ship, crying and trying to imagine a bedrock to stand on

Yeah they get shot here too and I have been thinking about buying a bow for hunting purposes.. And yes we are allowed to hunt, but we have to take a test for it, that they know what you are doing and if you want to have a permission to big calibre hunting arms, they need to check that you are mentally balanced person to own one. (they, meaning other people and government)

But to make it clear, my point was:
1. They were young.
2. They had easy access to fire arms
3. They did lot's of killing, various species, not for eating purposes or some pest controll, FOR FUN.
4. They changed locations, but did not shoot from a moving car.
5. Gun laws differ -> cultural differences
6. I will have to freshen my english skills!

And have to say, If we had so many guns around here, I'll bet this would happen here too, because not everyone is meant to be a parent and own a weapon.

And thank you #9 for correcting!

#7 What I heard; they didn't shoot from moving vehicle and were not hunting, more like target practicing..

But yeah, this might be BS, or maybe not. I trust my buddy, but guess everything must be witnessed for yourself, before you can tell the story to anyone.

How some people just can be so arrogant and dumb!
Hope all the best for the bus driver!

#1 & #3 One of my friends joined a student exchange program here in Finland and went to the States for a year.. I don't remember the exact state, but tho, somewhere in the south.. He made some friends fast and first thing what they did for fun, was to go drive around to the countryside and shoot all kinds of small animals for, I repeat, FUN!

Needles to say, my friend was a bit shooked.

"Under-aged" (16-17years old) having access to firearms and killing everything what they saw on that trip. I also heard the muricans had told him that; it's pretty common in there.. Lost for words..

But guess these are just those cultural differences..

Yeah, I know.. Packing my packs for the trip to hell

Omg! #1 This is absolute tv-gold!

Sad but true.. So think about it.. All you bullies and bullied.. Me being the latterer, sitting in my home with mental disorders, also being not hiered by those who might had been in the same position as me.. twenty-freaking-six years old and just starting to get a grip from my life!

#1 I'm from Finland and i'm getting pissed about this anti-Putinism. I think we got better things to do in this world than another Cold War etc.. He's NOT a totally bad guy.. We all have our stands, where we come from and I hope that Obama and his staff will also realize this and don't be so freaking 3rd grader about this shit.. Putin, I think, is trying to redeem a greater Russia, what Yeltsin drunk to a shit hole! And now when he has tried to do that, and perhaps even succeeded some bit, seems like this whole Ukrainian-thing was made up from somewhere to press Russia once again to the limits and back to the hole where it just crawled up.. I hope i'm not alone with these thoughts..

Sorry being so political in snotr..

Roflcopter

So proud to be Finnish!

P.s. Richard Burns Rally is still the best sim out there! I'll recommend to try it, cheers!

Mmm.. What a milf!

I wonder how much drugs were taken then and there..

1st nomination for troll of the year 2014

#1 & #2 Warn your friends not to buy mainstream.. They are only worth of downloading in many cases! Support the real talent on the streets.. Some local artists at their gigs and so on.. Don't be an mtv-A*$#¤£€ and hype up the machine!

P.S. If you go to a gig and it's playback.. GET OUT OF THERE! Humble pleace!

So.. Where's the duel?

Repost-police strikes again!

http://www.snotr.com/video/5781/Fastest_Goalie_ever_makes_INCREDIBLE_block_from_across_the_field

Damn, those dudes got some balls!

Still nothing

They should check their id's, have a registry who's already got their rations and freakin' ban those abusers from the lines permanently

Here in Finland goverments food aid is monitored, but church gives food to everyone.. When I needed some help, I personally witnessed in church givaways some grannies with a stack of 500€ bills in their wallets when asked for some change for the food bags!

Some people..

#1 If Chuck was to be dropped down from there, his gravitational pull would beat the earths gravitation and the planet would be the one needing a chute

0:24 Is Roy Jones jr a friggin' terminator?!?!

Word!

Sings better than Bieber without autotune I'll bet

Merry Christmas to all snotrers!

Here's another kind of Christmas story, I've been trying to upload few times with no luck.. Guess it's too dark and graphic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg7xbeiZf5I

No thank you!

Dear Autoway; You owe me a pair of fresh pants.. Oh yeah.. The disclaimer

Music is by Erik Satie - Gymnopédie No. 1, but it's down tempoed in vid.

That's one big ass pepper spray.. Almost like fire extinguisher

Here's a bonus shot with some pain & blood
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9de_1383256930

Almost can hear someone yelling in the background; ALLAHU AKBAR! ALLAHU AKBAR! ..Allahu akbar?!?.. ALLAHHH AKBARRRR!!!

#3 Ain't sure about that, but in full length, video continues rollin even after the explosion. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=743_1383193292 and also this is for you guys #4 & #5

"A ballistics expert with over 40 years' experience working around the globe has said the video was almost certainly fabricated.

Francis Lawton, a graduate of the Royal Military College of Science and Army School of Ammunition in the UK, said the footage was undoubtedly faked as there was no way any camera being carried in an armed conflict would be able to capture such a crystal-clear image of a tank shell.

As the projectile fires it almost saunters through the air straight at the camera before exploding in a cloud of dust. The trajectory of the shell, travelling in an arc, is not probable considering the velocity (speed) of the shell."

#6 & #8 Source says it's two weeks but isn't 100% sure about this

I'd like to hear more this kind of rap. Like not so serious shit, but flavoured with humour

#1 Do something new. Learn something from it. Evolve.

Idea for next video in Rio De Janeiro; High five with Christ the Redeemer -statue in wingsuit

Dear Snotr staff. If you are going to accept every single video from this dude, pleace, have a own slingshot-category for him

Commentary was awesome. Especially how he mentioned his wife in the background with binoculars 2:18. Reminds me of Mythbusters Adam Savage

#1 Yup! Solar powered grill! Only if that surface (#7 was clean ) could absorb enough heat, reserve it and spread it evenly.. I think that could be a nice idea

I'm a big fan of the MGS-series and that box in it! Loved how he tried to crawl away when spotted

#10 Unbelievable story.. I have a suggestion. Let's carry out the tests with those laboratory owners who prisoned these chimps in the first place

But all thanks to mr. Aufhauser by giving them a bit better life

#13 Yeah, I'll give you that. And it was wrong to quote the Bible in this. I'm not a Christian but I've been raised with strong Christian values.

It's just, I don't understand all the killings and violence in history and today. Democrat or Communist, Christian or Muslim.. We are still the same kind and should be treated as equal. But I guess it's in our nature. Greed, jealousy and so on.. We like to revenge and we remember all the bad qualities for a long time but forget all the goodness, so the hatred lingers on in us.. But yeah, guess I'm just young and foolish still.

Btw; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_H%C3%A4yh%C3%A4

#10 Perhaps you should think & check history before you comment.

I'm from Finland and here were no allied forces during the war. We fought alongside with Germans against Soviets. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_War & http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jatkosota Then came the peace negotiations with Soviets and one of the terms was that we had to break our alliance with Nazis and drive them out of Finland (Lapland was a Nazi territory) We fought them off and for that they burned the whole Lapland as they went.

But anyway, that's not the point.. The point is that; How in the hell people obey their leaders.. Like Hitler.. Or like Mussolini.. Stalin.. Hussein.. Gaddafi.. George W. Bush.. and so on. Some one just says that it's time to go to war and people just do it, by not even questioning the reasons. And it's also weird how these people even gain their power in the first place

Like, I see you are from states and you have strong Christian values.. It's says in The Bible that; Thou shall not kill.. Doesn't that mean anything to you, or doesn't your moral say that it's wrong to kill people?

But yeah.. This is snotr, so let's all be friends and watch some vids

Wild.. Smells like a zoo to me with a 10 different camera angles and in 3:31 that looks like a fence in background

Hope these magnificent creatures will survive in wild before we kill them all with our consuming way of life.

Like Siberian Tiger.. Only about 250 individuals left and they're expected to die in extinction just because the inbreeding.. Just like lions in Africa if the situation remains the same.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPSXKqVLEWU

This lion is seizuring because the canine distemper which is caused by inbreeding and I can say to you it's not funny to watch

#7 Perhaps I shouldn't say this but.. I hope rednecks remember that muslims are also human beings, before they kill'em with false proof in middle east for oil and profit

I'm glad that this man survived the war and fought against tyranny, but..
Nobody seemed to understand what I ment with my comment.

People at these days are still following blindly their leaders. Leaders who mostly manipulate people by not telling them the whole truth.. Leaders who justify killings in the name of their Gods.. Leaders who are driven by the lust for more wealth and power.

Doesn't anybody here love peace anymore?

-God/Religion = Is a good moral teacher, but if it tells you to kill, for god's sake don't follow it.

-Leaders = Are for good, but if they're telling you to do wrong to another person or to nature; PLEACE don't follow them.

-Army = A Tool used to murder people - It's for nothing more.

Just watched the new Walking Dead, and I'm pissed about The Governor character. He's like average world leader, cheered by pack of ignorant sheep.

A black 3$ dollar cap for the best of the best of the best.
Infants in infantry, killing people in others name.

All advertising and anti-advertising people in snotr. I recommend you to watch this; http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0875113/ - 99 francs

Good movie which makes you think about this ad-jungle we're living in

#6 Oh really? Does it run on holy spirit? Electricity costs.

And in some cases it only costs a little less than Chinese workforce

Gotta love that one dude's hoodie; "Here for the Beer"

I'll bet that some Chinese worker can do this even faster

This is just.... Do we deserve this planet?

When do we all learn to live ecologically?

#6 They are in kitchen.. And that's an oven what the girl's facing

And now, after 4 long years.. pads still rule.

I WANT THIS ON 3D!!!

More like; Big kids playing 2012

#4 & #5 Seems like #3; VerityBlack is from Australia, where they play a game called rugby and those men don't wear "sissy paddings". So VerityBlacks opinion is valid

#8 True. They have something that we lack.. Respect

Red Bull should do something more "extreme" with their money. Like dig a well or two in Africa.

#6 & #9 Really? Have studiet both of your languages but this is the first time I hear about this. Cool.

In Finnish it's called "kissimirri" - translated as a pussycat

Heated seats.. "Only in a Jeep" HA, They wish!

#2 I don't think that's a trick

I hate these "action" news

She's doing the only thing she can do in that enviroment.. Escape by suicide

Can anyone tell what song this is? -Thanks already

Hahaha.. The driver is trying to get on going but the co-driver has to break up the bad news that they are on the roof.. At first the driver doesn't believe him and he has to repeat himself; forget it.. we are on a roof

Barbra Streisand

I think that the truck driver didn't even see that car, cus it was right beside the truck when it started to change lane; In a blind spot. And when the car rolled in front, the truck driver didn't see that either.. Probably tought that there were something wrong with his/hers engine or brakes

0:30 Seems like Hitler was into cycle-skating as well

#2 That's because they're practically the same

Going with #5 That was dirty as hell!

He asked for it

And that's how you manipulate people

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#27 You are right about both things, but I think they are stalling too much to pull their forces away from there: One of the main reasons for violence in Iraq is that they are still occupying their country, although they already have their own government, police, etc.

#(removed comment) If they even did that.. I'm not buying that anymore.

http://af.reuters.com/article/sudanNews/idAFN1E79D19G20111014
They are about to start drilling oil in Uganda and suddenly USA is sending some forces in..

USA allready killed Osama Bin Laden and Saddam.. Shouldn't the war be over?.. Shouldn't USA leave Iraq and Afganistan and let they mind their own business from now on? I think YES!!!

Are we gonna get blamed for terrorism also if we find some oil in Finland?

#2 Hallelujah! And #3 HAHAHAHA - That hitted the spot!
Next stop Iran.. or Uganda first?

I would've kept sucking her finger

Loved that burger.. Looked just like this ->

"Where's that vodka?" Hahaha

The first part is here.. I don't remember what it was named, so i can't find it now, but it's almost same kind.. In the beginning there are big satellite disks moving in front of nightsky and so on. Somebody throw a link if u can remember it

Ps. What happened to HD? I uploaded this in 1080p

Average ai in games few years back

Who wants to charge a nun in the first place?

What if he had lowern those stabilizers?

What a wonderful speech!
Currently we are producing enough food to feed every single one of us at the planet.. and still someones creed is causing that the food is going to waste and people are starving.

We need to wake up, end all wars and demand change and justice!

Seal of approval

This is heart warming video, eventough I'm not so keen to those animals
But damn, PortugaL26.. You stole my upload

#9 Here's your answer
http://mindhacks.com/2009/11/18/do-blind-people-hallucinate-on-lsd/

#11 Name something that doesn't cause schizophrenia, depression, mania, etc..

It has been proven that alcohol causes them more than LSD, related in usage.. And howmany people gets hooked on it, is about the same prosentage with every other substance.

Have you noticed this?;

When someone loses his/hers mind because of alcohol it's not newsworthy.. But hey, when someone loses his/hers mind because of a drug, it's a total scandal.. There are big headlines and warning examples why you never shouldn't try drugs. They should do the same thing with alcohol!

Same thing goes for suicides..
When alcohol related; shhhhhh.. everyone is quiet
When drug related; BOOOOM.. the whole city is turned upside down

I don't know about other countries but this is how it's done in Finland

#7 Yup.. It's Finnish tradition to curse a lot

But to be honest; Dudesons may overdo it a bit

Kyllä se vaan on, ei siitä pääse mihinkään

Risking some minus votes here

Lovely shop for stoners too, if u catch my drift

Japanese.. Gotta admire how they're always breaking the habit

Chicken and curry-sauce mixed with some chili just brought tears to my eyes.. This made me feel like a pussy

#17 Oh.. that's odd.. I didn't read it through properly, I only read the finnish wiki and there DMT is metioned. Check it out;
http://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C3%A4pyrauhanen
But yeah, I'll give you that; It hasn't been commonly approved.
"Hippy-dippy speculation" -Don't be so negative, man

#4 Not until now! Check out S07E02

2:40 was epic!

Good jokes, but the video i think was poorly put together.
In my opinion, stand up comedy-gigs should be viewed in full lenght, not in clips

#9 She is awake now

In some new research they suggested that pineal gland excretes DMT when your brain is going to die. Some people believe that this event releases our soul from the body. Her story really sounds trippy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pineal_gland
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimethyltryptamine
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Strassman

Here's one bonus clip about LSD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5d4wWGK4Ig

1:31 Jack Nicholson, in Mars Attacks, was the best one

#5 It's called "life" ..have you heard about it?

Hope that didn't leave a mark.. In the wall

They are like curious bunch of dogs

The 2nd is one of the greatest goals I've ever seen

Hahaha.. Nice vid! Carrots didn't help me..
It was 2 years ago when the genes showed their might.
Sadly I'm only 23 now and almost bald

#7 That's one good looking phone

I'm just wondering.. What's the point with those helmets at that height?

That's one crazy-ass swede

Damn.. She could juggle my balls anytime

All the classic chase clichés in one package!
Me like it a lot

Cats.. Gotta love em

Polar bears appear to be so calm, but damn, they are fearsome killers

Gotta love that exit pose

Daaamn.. 0:10 He got moves like a matador!

Exaggerated use of force. That's a felony!
Those cops are nothing more than a criminal scumbags!
That last clip just made me sick..

That's what i call modern "train" robbers

I agree with u #6
Correct me if I'm wrong, but this material is kind of.. chauvinistic.

Is the whole movie about chicks bailing? If so it's pretty stupid..
And if not.. Why try to hype something skillful with bails?

That look at 1:18 ; Stay out of this or I'll slap you too

#3 Thank you, Sir!

That bridge part was awesome

#2 Nope.. One lady in the train wagon will do the trick

The song should be; Boomtown Rats - I Hate Mondays

There should be a sound also.. "Coming" and then a little random delay in the mechanism.. That way it would keep any suspicion away

Sneaky son of a B***h

#3 That's some new info, thanks. But do you need a voice recorder too?.. That's scary.. Some time soon Google will be spying you even in your car

And there are people starving in africa..

#1 Three words; Full Metal Jacket
..And remember that bird is the word

#1 Have to agree.. Like in sweden this year, he finished 14th and were 16:51,8 minutes from top.. in wrc

The clip is from series called Ancient Aliens.
There are many more interesting points and facts in the series, if you like the subject and believe there is something out there

With all these camera angles and slow-mo's, this looks like it's filmed in hollywood studios

Say whaaat?

Now Finland's best export product, thanks to the "microsoft-nokia" partership

Now that's a good truck!
I thought that the engine was going to drown for sure

Humansentipad.. Nothing more to add

#9 I'll stick with mine and go all in

And here's the version with boobs..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOHml4QK0z4&feature=related
Enjoy

Damn that was low

I think that the ending jump & credits was the sugar coating to whole joke.. Why to cut it off #6 ?

Like a Glove

One of the world's engineering beauties

San Fransisco hippie had an idea what to do with toothpicks and his spare time

This gave me goosebumps.. Liked also that little slipping noise before the pain

A house owned by engineer

Tennis racquet and rollerblades... My gay sense is tingeling

That was epic

Nice jump! Wow indeed

Kitty is like average smoker these days.. Cornered by the cigarette laws

We all come in waveform

Who pays the water bill?.. Neighbour?

This porch ain't big enough for both of us..

Look at that grin at 2:01.. He knew what was going to happen

The song fits like a fist on the face

Wonderful! I cracked so hard when the first Freeman impression went on

#4 & #9 are dumb or/and don't understand the point of stand up comedy.. Or they are just plain and simple rasists as #8 hinted

Imagine the size and smell of the kitty litter box when those fellas grow up.

#1 & #3 I think they killed and burned them. Because moving the pigeons only moves the problem. They easily find their way back to nearest town or city and produce very rapidly. So sorry all pigeon aka. "rats with wings" lovers

Pow, Right in the kisser

Nice!
Wondered what song he was going to play with that?..
But there it came.. Darude - Sandstorm
So proud to be finnish.. or not

In finland you get a price from bottles when u return them in store or market. Depending on size of the bottle, they will pay you 10 to 40cents for a bottle.

Money is a good motivator for recycling

So what we learn about this?.. Wear a suit if u are having a seizure or want help.

Lawsuit.. I can smell it in the air

#1 More like real "industrial" music

#28 Yes! It rolls them down

Whooot!? That cat must suffer from serious lack of motivation or very full stomach
Even let's the seagull to steal his/hers foodtray, unbelievable

Observer cat is being generous today!

"Best of all, is the price tag. They are 100 times cheaper than the real thing"

WHAT??
Example: Russian T-90 tank $2,23million/unit..
So that kind of Wacky Inflateable Arm Waving Tube Man Tank is still gonna cost you more than 20 grand
I Think in this case fooling the enemy is the best thing.. NOT the price tag

And that "special material".. Metallic spray coating perhaps? 2,99 from yours local hardware store

Nerd or freak? You decide.

#7 Dump your shemonster and find yourself a tamer one.
..Or are you afraid that she will rip your head off when you do it?

4chan - Fuck yeah!

Old people with attitude problems.. Nothing new about that

#4 Daaamn, the size of those "super transporter" planes.
I wonder how long runway they need to get up in the air on max payload..
Pilots; "Pull it -- It's not climbing... Pull it -- Still it's not climbing -- Oh, there goes the fence at the end of the runway"

Looks more lion than a dog to me

#2 Yup.. I wonder how that "shield" works?..

Brings back memories..
Altough our airs and landings weren't so good back then..
My back still hurts everyday

http://www.bossbi.com/bike/stiga/main01.jpg

King of all snow racers

#10 Haha, what's next? Raining fire?

Rise of the machines is coming!

That looks so fun..

I wonder how many bikes he has crashed learning those tricks..
Powersliding on icy tarmac must be tricky with a heavy bike

Amazed that he walked away!

Nice parody.. Nowdays it's all about marketing..
Get the hype on and sell, sell, sell..

Someone's having a time of his life

And someone just got stoned to death

Do something wrong and snap! There goes the show..

That didn't took much from his time.. But imagine that truck in some fast corner where visibility is almost zero.

One... Two... Three... FAG-khömhkömcough

So where's the beer?

So shall we roll the dice and see which one wins?

Haha, I agree #3

Looks of that cat's face is going; Oh my God!

Geometry-Fail!

Lucky number 3.. No need to clean-up afterwards

I don't know about you, but I'm getting pretty bored with these talent kids singing like adults.. This ain't the first and I know it won't be the last, but c'moon. Next time I wanna see monkey or some other animal doing that!

..Until then, I'm not impressed..

MARVELLOUS!

#8 ..Says Joda..

Business idea: Desk fan with a clock

That's cool. Reminds me of Futuramas intro where people are travelling in tubes.. Looking forward to the future

Roadkill at 0:38

I was wating schwarzenegger to come up but no
But then I realized that he doesn't yell get out but get down!

Hitler has a bad day again

Just for laughs -clips gets thumbs down. I have to agree with you #5. They are more annoying than funny

Makes it look so easy to build

BRAAAINS!

Where is the yellow rubber duck?

Whoa! Next I'ld like to see the drivers face without a helmet when that dragster goes

Spell it right and fast or say goodbye to your manhood

#31

I think YOU should see a doctor and talk about your issues.

#20

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7SwOT29gbc

How do you explain that? They just happened to know.. yeah right

This is just kind of sad..