Ha. Norman is a people name.

Conditions are described as changeable though, so its recommended you bring enough food to last 4 years..

I bet the dog ran head first into the fence a few times. I'd love to see a vid of that.

The kid doesn't even get a dance, just gets shouted at

That car just stole itself.

I guess that's what happens when you add a black bonnet.

The fact that it degenerates into a screaming match is classic

Copyright will be gone, so people will create for the good of the People?

Communism, anyone?

Obviously the right think to do would have been for everyone to get out of their cars and run around on the highway. Maybe try to stop cars on the other side to get MORE help.

The crashed car hit the booth at top speed, the booth stayed solid and then the car exploded. What do you want to accept he's dead immediately? A comet?

#2 - Her breasts to catch fire?

Guy wolf-whistles at the start still amused my a boy and a girl touching.

I'm starting to think Attenborough makes this shit up. He's just so much better than everyone else that I'm starting to wonder.

#(removed comment) is probably right though. A lot of this is editing.

Whatever about the 30 years as mayor, but she's damned sharp for 88 years old. Not to mention most 86 year olds don't do too well if they're hit by a truck.

Makes me want to call up my dad.

Awesome video. Kinda makes me want to give him typhus.

Also his right eye is bigger than his left one.

02:22

Film by Leonard Cohen. What can't he do.

NO ONE ELSE thinks they should have beaten that scumbag to death? You're actually more worried about the police giving him a well-deserved kicking than a criminal in a car chase trying to kill an officer? I wonder about the world sometimes.

I love the way the camera cuts away as if something terrible has happened and the director doesn't have time to react

Might be a slick of ice pooled at the side of the road. If the wheels on the right-hand side of the car hit the ice but left-side didn't then any action would cause a spin-out.

1:00

Does that wheelchair guy have a massive erection?

#7

"Chauvinistic" seems to have been the intended result. That was the highlight of the clip for me though.

Have you ever smelled fresh asphalt? You shouldn't NEED a sign.

So what? It's not rocket science...

...

Seriously?

She's pretty hot.

What was the rest of the video about?

'Ckan, i am your father'. Not the same ring.

This is already in the 'la chance' video on here.

#13

"Self aware" vacuum cleaners? I didn't no AI had come that far. Let alone in vacuum cleaners. New Will Smith movie; "I, Vacuum Cleaner".

First off give up your friends and sever all contact with the opposite sex.

Cool though...

It's possible to disable "handling mode" and enter "top speed mode", where

"... the car sinks down even lower on its suspension, until ground clearance has been reduced to a mere 2.6 inches in front and 2.8 in the rear. This setup also causes the front underbody flaps to close and the rear spoiler and wing to retract, although the wing remains tilted out of the body at a slight two-degree angle. These changes reduce the car's drag coefficient from 0.41 to 0.36, and they reduce the peak downforce from 770 to 120 pounds."

http://www.bugattipage.com/ride.htm

Full moon tonight...

Seems the guy who put it together is Georgian, dojng his bit to advertise his country. His name is Giorgi after all.

#4

I think he says; "Is it just a nosebleed? ... Oh thank fuck".

Kevin from Enfield and Chums, anyone?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/19/article-1122227-002DF46500000258-446_468x340.jpg

Especially because he's still alive.

What was the point of this video?

Romance is dead.

All the one shot too. Took a bit of practice I'd say.

Tell the army I'll buy them a camera if they need one.

"Epic faceplant compilation" starts with a guy falling on his back. Fail

I wanna try 01:05 though.

It looks like the glycerin bottle just appears "wider" because of the refraction. You can see the edges of the bottle beside the edges of the glass.

As cool as Angola will ever be.

For some reason I really wanted him to swim away.

We've all seen how far a kid can fly when they get kicked by a breakdancer, no reason a cat couldn't get airborne.

Pulling serious Gs in a kids playground. You know you would.

How did they burst the bunch of balloons?

I suppose it cuts out the middleman if you start out sliding on your face.

Can I has two cheeseburgers?

Senility; the second childhood.

#14

This is my rifle and this is my gun?

I heard it was crab people.