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2. JoelVA commented 5 years ago on video Hypnotizing A Rooster
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3. JoelVA commented 6 years ago on video Actors Cold Read Facts on Illegal Immigration off of a Teleprompter
#6 #8 Any statement you make that include "here in Norway" is equivalent to saying "In my backyard" when equating your tiny (and mostly homogeneous) country's problems with those in the U.S.
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4. JoelVA commented 6 years ago on video Magic themed hidden compartment coffee table.
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5. JoelVA commented 6 years ago on video Highest Jump Into a Pool Ever Filmed
Just forgot to add "by Me" to the title..
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6. JoelVA commented 7 years ago on video Muppets on a Scooter
Am I the only one a little disappointed there was no collection of fuzzy puppets riding around?
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7. JoelVA commented 7 years ago on video Chinese firefighters' crazy jump rope skills
I so wished this was a looping video...
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8. JoelVA commented 7 years ago on video Freeline Skates are Strangely Awesome
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9. JoelVA commented 7 years ago on video The new Rubik's Cube world record is ridiculously fast
Man, that place is swimming in ladies.
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10. JoelVA commented 8 years ago on video The Red Baron's Fokker replica
For anyone watching the video: nothing happens. It sort of takes the fun out of video.
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11. JoelVA commented 8 years ago on video Possessed Ladder Walks On Out Its Own!
"Alright guys! I put my ladder right here. Who took it? It's not like it got up and walked off by itself!"
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12. JoelVA commented 8 years ago on video This Is What Happens When A Semi-Truck Full Of Bees Flips Over On A Highway
Nope. Nope, nope nope...
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13. JoelVA commented 9 years ago on video Testing an aircraft carrier's catapult system with trucks
That's the US Aircraft Carrier Gerald R. Ford (CVN 78) doing a demonstration of the electromagnetic aircraft launch system (EMALS) on 16 June 2015 at Newport News Shipbuilding in Newport News, VA. http://www.thefordclass.com/
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14. JoelVA commented 9 years ago on video Top Soccer Shootout Ever With Scott Sterling
Okay... "he literally has a canon for a leg!" ... really? I want to shoot the announcer in the face.
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15. JoelVA commented 9 years ago on video Rottweiler loves cat so much
I treat bacon the same way.
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16. JoelVA commented 9 years ago on video Dynamic Facade
"Gerd dammit! Who's playing with the buttons again?!"
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17. JoelVA commented 9 years ago on video Ever wondered how massive a termite queen really is?
I bet Bear Grylls gets so hungry watching this video...
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18. JoelVA commented 10 years ago on video He tried hard ...
"Don't you die on me!!"
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19. JoelVA commented 10 years ago on video McLaren 12C + Aventador Roadster Shooting Flames!
Cuts down on tailgating.
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20. JoelVA commented 10 years ago on video Basketball + Car Beat
Nothing says unable to connect with the youth of America like a Buick!
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21. JoelVA commented 10 years ago on video Hackschooling makes me Happy
Self-directed learning is good to point, but there are times when kids need to learn things that aren't fun. There's a certain amount of self-discipline that needs to be engrained to be successful in anything long term.
Overall, she's a well spoken young lady.
Overall, she's a well spoken young lady.
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22. JoelVA commented 10 years ago on video English motorcyclist almost runs over a pedestrian
Funniest cursing ever...
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23. JoelVA commented 10 years ago on video Nissan Skyline painted with Heat sensitive color changing paint
Does no one own a freakin' hose?
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24. JoelVA commented 10 years ago on video Slip-N-Slide
Love the mid-air adjustment at 0:34...
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26. JoelVA commented 11 years ago on video Sink hole swallows a dozen mature trees
"What happens when I pull this chain that goes down in the water?"
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27. JoelVA commented 11 years ago on video Wasp cuts bee in half
Pot heads, meet nature.
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28. JoelVA commented 11 years ago on video 1992 Barcelona Olympic flame lighting
#7, http:/en.wikipedia.com/wiki/No_One_Asked
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29. JoelVA commented 11 years ago on video 911 what's your emergency?
"Honey, where's Bobby?"
"Oh, he's out back playing in the pool."
"Bobby? BOBBY!?!"
"Oh, he's out back playing in the pool."
"Bobby? BOBBY!?!"
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30. JoelVA commented 11 years ago on video Caught this Dog playing by himself
From the title, was just glad this wasn't a chatroulette video.
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31. JoelVA commented 11 years ago on video Unknown Force Changing Cloud's Shape
Photoshop smudge tool all the way..
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32. JoelVA commented 11 years ago on video Do you even lift bro?!
#9 That's not commenting. He simply stating what the guy's doing in the video. He's pointing out the obvious problem with the guy's lifting, just assuming the guy is really trying to lift and not showing how he can bounce a large weight off his large belly. His fingers are typing, but his comment rating is going down. Bad form.
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34. JoelVA commented 11 years ago on video The Quadrocopter Car
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35. JoelVA commented 11 years ago on video Pitbull really wants that stick...
And he's still hanging there to this day...
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36. JoelVA commented 11 years ago on video Mysterious swaying plant
There are two little fogs getting nasty in there... If the flower is rocking...
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37. JoelVA commented 11 years ago on video I Could Watch This Forever
Not to be a spoiler, but things get crazy at 00:48.
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38. JoelVA commented 11 years ago on video Girl Accidentally Gets Kicked In the Face
It took me half the video to make out that they were speaking English.
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39. JoelVA commented 12 years ago on video Bulldog Adopts Wild Baby Boars
She only likes them because they smell like bacon.
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42. JoelVA commented 12 years ago on video Afterlife
Here's a good Christian response to this philosophy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6IfVnkbmKs (not that anyone has their beliefs changed by a video they watch online).
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44. JoelVA commented 12 years ago on video Face Transplant Surgery
That's really amazing.. but "anonymous donor"? Isn't the whole "anonymous" thing out the window when it's your face that's been donated?
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45. JoelVA commented 12 years ago on video Backing up fail
I can't believe he let her leave. Should have told her to get back in the kitchen where she belongs!
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46. JoelVA commented 12 years ago on video A Frog Sitting on a Bench Like a Human
I think frogs feel the same way about us when we play leap frog.
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47. JoelVA commented 12 years ago on video Arthur Benjamin: Lightning calculation and other "Mathemagic"
Just when you thought magic couldn't get more repulsive to the opposite sex...
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48. JoelVA commented 12 years ago on video Glider flight made easy
#13 There is that trap door on the bottom. Could do target practice...
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49. JoelVA commented 12 years ago on video More catnip!
I make the same sound when I eat bacon.
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50. JoelVA commented 12 years ago on video Fire fight
I'm surprised their moms let them play with fire in the basement.
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51. JoelVA commented 12 years ago on video Amazing rescue of a blind dog
<Sigh> How many cheesy songs playing over a dog being picked up does Snotr really need?
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52. JoelVA commented 12 years ago on video Rescuing stranded dolphins
Now their species is that much dumber... So much for natural selection.
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53. JoelVA commented 12 years ago on video Yet Another Fail Collection
8:51 .. and he continues to pee to this day.
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54. JoelVA commented 12 years ago on video Things you don't say to your wife song
I'm gonna see him next weekend. Such a funny guy!
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55. JoelVA commented 12 years ago on video Another amazing bike downhill
Love the belly-button cam!
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56. JoelVA commented 12 years ago on video Crab amputates own limb
He just wants to touch some boobies!
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57. JoelVA commented 12 years ago on video Return to Pine Island Glacier
Complain, complain, complain...
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58. JoelVA commented 12 years ago on video All-new ASIMO (Nov 2011)
It still looks like it needs to poop.
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59. JoelVA commented 12 years ago on video Human flying on a multicopter
Where are you going to mount the machine guns?
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61. JoelVA commented 13 years ago on video Batman Gets The Shit Kicked Out Of Him
Here's the movie about these folks: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1016164/
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62. JoelVA commented 13 years ago on video Wave Drawing
I don't think the tall guy in the back speaks a word of Japanese, and has no idea what's going on.
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63. JoelVA commented 13 years ago on video Air force fails
Just to be clear, at least half of those are Navy fails.
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64. JoelVA commented 13 years ago on video Glass Visions
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65. JoelVA commented 13 years ago on video Cool LED Cube
Here's the instructions: http://www.instructables.com/id/Led-Cube-8x8x8/
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66. JoelVA commented 13 years ago on video Baby Hummingbird
I'm just glad hummingbirds don't suck blood. That would be one freakin' scary animal.
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67. JoelVA commented 13 years ago on video The Secret Life of Cats
Now, if we could just militarize that technology, with cat mind control and, maybe, lasers on their heads. That would be awesome..
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68. JoelVA commented 13 years ago on video Diving Infinity
1:32 Ouch! That's what you get for trying to show off.
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71. JoelVA commented 13 years ago on video Illusionist walks through table
It's so obvious! It's Japan and he's a robot. I've seen him on other videos on this site!
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73. JoelVA commented 13 years ago on video All a matter of balance
you know he's thinking "Act normal... No one knows I'm drunk... I can do this... Steady as she goes..."
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74. JoelVA commented 13 years ago on video Russian Transformers
I think that one guy (0:55) needs to have those mouth sores looked at by a doctor. That's some raging herpes...
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75. JoelVA commented 14 years ago on video what we do for a beer...
Why would you jump out of the plane for horse piss?
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76. JoelVA commented 14 years ago on video 20m (60 Ft.) Rope Swing Triple Back Flips
0:59 That big chick with her hat on backwards isn't wearing a top! Hey... wait a minute!
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77. JoelVA commented 14 years ago on video The humble stove.
That top is just begging for a game of D&D though...
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78. JoelVA commented 14 years ago on video Amazing crash
Kit - "Really, Micheal, I wouldn't advise this."
Micheal - "Shut up, Kit. I can pull this off. Full power!"
Micheal - "Shut up, Kit. I can pull this off. Full power!"
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79. JoelVA commented 14 years ago on video Kangaroo Boxing
2:4 "Not in the face! Not in the face!"
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80. JoelVA commented 14 years ago on video Rocket carrying a 45 million dollar military satellite
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81. JoelVA commented 14 years ago on video Glowsticks in a toilet.
I've seen this done before without the glow-sticks... Well, I was on acid, but anyways... what was I talking about?
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82. JoelVA commented 14 years ago on video Pudding Prank
Okay, this might just be me, but I'm blown away with the French pudding technology at 0:22. I guess us Americans can't wait to stuff our faces long enough to put it on an actual plate, but that's pretty slick.
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83. JoelVA commented 14 years ago on video firefighting helicopter
1:2 Is that a double rainbow!? OMG! What does this mean?! It's starting to look like a triple rainbow!
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84. JoelVA commented 14 years ago on video Interactive Mirror
"Why are there always so many freakin fingerprints on my mirror?!!"
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85. JoelVA commented 14 years ago on video Ever seen a train lay its own tracks?
Technology is great, but to think that a group of guys without heavy machinery laid over 10 miles of track in less than 12 hours on April 28, 1869. That record has never been beaten. That just blows my mind.
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86. JoelVA commented 14 years ago on video Cuddly rabbits.
Bunny on the Left: "Damn it. You don't taste like chocolate at all. More like pee and hair."
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87. JoelVA commented 14 years ago on video super bici ...bicicletoide..
How about a little gearing?
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88. JoelVA commented 14 years ago on video Drunk cop tries to pass a sobriety field test
Um.. #3, #4, #6, #10 .. if you go to the huge URL on the video, its a red-neck comedian's website. I just a sketch.
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89. JoelVA commented 14 years ago on video A city made of toothpicks
4 million toothpicks, 45 gallons of glue, 4 1/2 years of work and still no girlfriend
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90. JoelVA commented 14 years ago on video Arab Smooth Criminal
Those are some ugly chicks!
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91. JoelVA commented 14 years ago on video Man Of Many Talents
Yo-yo, juggling, and martial arts!? And no girlfriend? Go figure...
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92. JoelVA commented 14 years ago on video Parking a Ship
What are you guys talking about "he"?! You know that was a woman captain... "I think I can squeeze in there."
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93. JoelVA commented 14 years ago on video Russian Merry-Go-Round
I think Russia needs more jobs... and fewer play grounds.
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94. JoelVA commented 14 years ago on video Insane Pilot Skills
Does that music sound like the theme to "Shaft" to anyone else? "Who's the heli pilot who's a sex machine with all the chicks... He's a bad mother-- Shut your mouth!"
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95. JoelVA commented 15 years ago on video Failing long-haired rollerblader
Q: The hardest thing about becoming a professional roller-blader?
A: Telling your parents that you're gay.
A: Telling your parents that you're gay.
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96. JoelVA commented 15 years ago on video Metal Heart
It's called tilt-shift photography. Really cool stuff: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tilt-shift_photography, http://www.tiltshiftphotography.net/
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97. JoelVA commented 15 years ago on video Insane scooter tricks
I agree with #4. Reminds me of a little joke:
What's the hardest thing about being a professional roller-blader? Telling your parents you're gay.
What's the hardest thing about being a professional roller-blader? Telling your parents you're gay.
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+2 1. JoelVA commented 5 years ago on video Video shows dramatic jump by US Guardsmen onto vessel laden with cocaine: