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-3 1. JohnMichael commented 5 years ago on video See Through Engine - 4K Slow Motion Visible Combustion

Title mentions 4k. Sidebar says "Dimensions: 1024 × 576 px".

Is this a joke? Is this supposed to be watched on a smartwatch?

This isn't even HD Ready (1280x720)..
This isn't even Full HD (1920x1080).. And yet you claim it's in 4k!
4k is supposed to four times the width of this and four times the height of this video!

To make this even more egregious, the file is almost 80 Megabytes despite the beyond shitty resolution!

I guess the Mininova team really don't give a shit anymore, huh?
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+4 2. JohnMichael commented 7 years ago on video Guys Stop Douchebags From Driving on The Sidewalk

#10 I enjoy the shit out of every one of those videos, and I don't even know the Russian words for yes and no..
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-3 3. JohnMichael commented 7 years ago on video SpaceX Dragon Delivers Goods to ISS

145MB for a 6,5 min video that's not even in HD.. Good to see that Snotr hasn't changed.. </sarcasm>
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-1 4. JohnMichael commented 8 years ago on video I killed a man

#4 I love how you think you need to tell me that the admins don't get paid. News flash: I was a Snotr admin (username: Aliquantulus) for years, and if I remember correctly, a description was obligatory before a video could be approved. Sad to se Snotr not having technically evolved one single bit since those years (maybe with the exception of not allowing url-changing to view unpublished videos). 51MB for a 3.5min video.. It's 2014 guys.. Come on!
The site stays the same, and the admin work is lazy at best.. I guess the guys really did retire after selling out and changing Mininova..
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-6 5. JohnMichael commented 8 years ago on video I killed a man

#2 If the video itself says it was recorded one year ago, and is about someone taking responsibility, the least you could do was to google if that actually happened..
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+4 6. JohnMichael commented 8 years ago on video I killed a man

Come on Snotr! If you're going to wait a year before posting a video like this, at least mention everything that has happened since then! At least compensate for the lag with added bonus of giving the full story (since you have that option when doing it this late in the game).

In short:
After this video was posted on youtube, he did in fact plead "Not guilty", but the guy behind the original video explains why here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4l3r1fxHSc
After that he did in fact plead guilty and was sentenced to 6,5 years in prison: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReMol0aaP7A
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+5 7. JohnMichael commented 8 years ago on video Guy connects 244 9v batteries in a row...

The first comment asked about the amperage, so why even mention capacity? If you can weld with it is far mor interesting than "how long is that huge battery going to last if I decide to try and weld with it?"..

Thankfully #3 came around and corrected the oblivious #2..
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0 8. JohnMichael commented 8 years ago on video Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Prison

As a Norwegian: I'm afraid of loosing my job due to doing something illegal. I'm sure as shit not afraid of going to jail..
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+4 9. JohnMichael commented 8 years ago on video Sewer Diver Loves His Job

How did they know it was a dead dog?! :S
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+2 10. JohnMichael commented 8 years ago on video Destroying data

Buy a degausser.. Seriously, they are not that expensive..
There's a reason why degaussers exists, it's because "destruction" like this doesn't actually destroy the data..
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+1 11. JohnMichael commented 8 years ago on video Firefighter rescues an entire family from drowning

Why was this a firefighter and not a professional life guard? Kinda makes it more interesting to hear the whole story behind it when this supposedly is a firefighter on a jet-ski instead of a life guard on a jet-ski..
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+4 12. JohnMichael commented 9 years ago on video Probably The Coolest Cop Ever

Not all cops are dickheards!
When I was 24 years old I got stopped going 86 km/h in a 70 km/h zone, and the cop did ask me if I owned the brand new Audi I was driving, and when I said yes, the Norwegian(!) (old) cop actually uttered the word "Nice!".. :D
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0 13. JohnMichael commented 9 years ago on video Col. Chris Hadfield on the effects of weightlessness

You would think an astronaut would know not to call it osteoporosis when it's actually spaceflight osteophenia. Neither osteoporosis or osteogenesis imperfecta are generic names for "brittle bones"..
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-14 14. JohnMichael commented 10 years ago on video Zero

268 MB for just 12 minutes and it's not even 720p? Is this a bad joke?
Considering that Snotr already admits to not spend money on network/server upgrades, at least encode the video to a reasonable size.. I find it hard to believe that the guys behind Mininova doesn't have the necessary means to implement the bare minimum..

PS: We're close to 2013, and the footer is still saying Copyright 2007-2011..
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+1 15. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Head On Car Crash

If you didn't think this video would be interesting, why the hell did you click on the link to the video? The title alone makes this video interesting..
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-1 16. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Lil' Drac

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good." [1762]
~ Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)
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+5 17. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video The NASA Effect

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+1 18. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Ukulele Weeps

#13 It wasn't a official TED, it was TEDx (Tokyo I think?)..
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0 19. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Epic death match !

Did I just witness a wasp raping a tarantula?
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+7 20. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Parachute fail , wingsuit saves him

#7 Actually, a normal human body will never reach more than 200 km/h because of wind resistance. 200km/h is around ~125 miles/h.
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+7 21. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Cloned sniffer dogs in South Korean airports

#3 That Rhesus Monkey (named Tetra) wasn't exactly cloned the way most people consider 'cloning'. They just split an embryo creating two identical twins, not like they took a existing monkey and made a clone out of that, they just managed to turn one pregnancy into plural pregnancies. Tetra wasn't cloned from an adult somatic cell like Dolly the sheep was..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetra_%28monkey%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_that_have_been_cloned
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+3 22. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Dont Stop Me Now

More videos from Johann Lippowitz (real name David Armand) on Snotr:

http://www.snotr.com/video/1495/Music_for_Deaf_People
http://www.snotr.com/video/1530/Music_for_deaf_people_2

#3 welcome to the club! This video was so badly tagged in the title and the description that I almost didn't even watch this brilliant video!
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+20 23. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Haitian man goes two years with broken arm and no treatment or medicine

Bone doesn't have nerve endings, when you break something it's the muscles around the fracture that hurts (sometimes more than others). Trust me, I should know, as I'm diagnosed with Osteogenesis Imperfecta (50+ fractures and stopped counting)..
Pretty happy that I'm able to get proper health care though, damn... :O
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+24 24. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Types of drunks

What about the guy who turns into "I love you man!" as soon as he's opened a bottle of alcohol?

Or the guy who needs to high five everyone like it's the 90's? Or the guy that calls you homo if you're not shotting something every two minutes? Or the guy who wants to wrestle every time he's had a sip?
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0 25. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Bear Grylls: Balls of Steel

#20 Last time I checked, only virgins used the phrase 'made love'. The rest of the world calls it 'had sex'...
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+2 26. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Bear Grylls: Balls of Steel

#15 He climbed Mount Everest at 23 years old, you hadn't even gotten your cherry popped by that age...
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-12 27. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video German man riding a beer case

Since it's Germany it's probably not a beer case, but a lager case.
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+9 28. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Tony Kanaan and Helio Crash at Baltimore

I flinched, just like I did when I watched this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzJOY0nzKIw
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+10 29. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video World's Greatest Drag Race

#5 if you care about warranty you shouldn't be considering buying a GTR anyways..
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+63 30. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video This is Europe

Driving fast has never killed anyone. Stopping suddenly however..
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+1 31. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Bear Grylls: Balls of Steel

Say fake all you want, this guy used a paramotor (powered hangglider) to fly above Mount Everest (in -60 degrees Celsius). He beat the paramotor hight record by 3000(!) meters (previous record was 6000 m).
In your mind he probably faked that one too right? He had safety cords hanging from satelites or something perhaps?
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+40 32. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Bear Grylls: Balls of Steel

His insurance company probably drank their own piss when they saw this episode..
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+1 33. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Attic Bat Prank

#22 They were friends pranking each other way before they became a couple.
An you obviously haven't seen a lot of their videos if you've never seen her pranking him. She made their YouTube channel ffs: http://www.youtube.com/user/Nikitabanana88
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+2 34. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Attic Bat Prank

They have one youtube channel where they prank each other, and they also have a shitty vlog about what they do when they're not pranking each other. So yes, they are a couple, and they're boring when they're not pranking each other.
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0 35. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video High Andy

#11 I think he was comparing the health care in the UK vs. the US, not any other European country (or Canada for that matter).
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+47 36. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Bat Car

Batman would rather die than have an iPad in his Batmobile.. Just sayin'..
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+2 37. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Fishing Dog

That's it! We're getting a yellow lab tomorrow.
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+1 38. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Stuxnet : The Real Deal

Even PLC's needs computers to be programmed, and those computers to this day have never been connected to the Internet, but they do have USB-ports (and other I/O ports). If you infect enough computers, and do it discretely (read. doesn't do anything except reproduce until it finds it's target), you'll sooner or later be in contact with any computer. The more you know about the system you want to infect, the quicker you can do this.

And I love how this video tries to blame Siemens. Iran used illegal copies of the Siemens software ffs..
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0 39. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Make fire with ice

#9 If someone are able to make a fire with only urine (not a plastic bag), I'm going to be impressed. Until then, I think this is fake. Even with a proper magnifying glass fire doesn't start that way (even when Cody in Dual Survival makes fire with sticks he has to blow on the tinder for what seems to be ages before he gets a proper fire). Wood as tinder doesn't explode from a magnifying glass, let alone ice as magnification device.
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-1 40. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Huge slip and slide

See how they wear both a helmet and a life west when they do the extreme jumps?
'Cuz it fucking hurts to hit the water at that speed and you could get knocked the fuck out.
That's probably why they don't show the people just after they emerge from the water afterwards..
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-8 41. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Make fire with ice

Didn't Mythbusters bust this 'myth'?
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0 42. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Stephen Wiltshire draws Tokyo from memory

Just imagine being a savant that can remember everything as good as this guy, but not having any skills whats so ever when it comes to drawing what you remember? That would really suck..
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+2 43. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Microsoft Pokes Fun At Google With 'Gmail Man'

I'd rather have a crawler/spider/robot/script go through my e-mail and find out what is actually spam, than to use Hotmail and have lots of spam in my inbox and important e-mails in my spam-folder.
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0 44. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Mykel Hawke's Jungle Survival Kit

Seems that Mykel A.G. "Hawke" Pierce (not http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Hawk ) teamed up with TOPS Knives to make a survival knife that includes firesteel (just like Bear Grylls teamed up with Gerber for a proper survivalknife). I guess even a shitty knife maker like TOPS had heard about firesteel and felt that a lighter would be ridiculous.
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+4 45. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Mykel Hawke's Jungle Survival Kit

Bear Grylls doesn't even wear gloves when he drinks his own piss. Just sayin'.

This guy even brings a regular lighter. Is the lighter powered by bullshit or regular butan that you can't find anywhere (pressurized) in a forest?
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+5 46. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Balotelli failed trick shot - Mancini takes him out

The admin that published this video must have been kicked of a soccer team in his childhood.
That's the only reason I can come up with for why this is on Snotr.
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+16 47. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Good cop.. good cop

Rather to wish for more cops like that, how about wishing for less dickheads in the world? Cuz the guy walking around with a gun and a camera trying to start trouble, probably the biggest fuckhead I've ever come across.
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+1 48. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Lion takes a nap

Look, his girlfriend is as heavy as myne!
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-1 49. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video SMS while driving

Have no one made a joke about the British driving on the wrong side of the road yet? :O
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+4 50. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Spectacular ....

What kind of country has that great of sound quality on their traffic cameras? :S
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-6 51. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Highway Condom Explosion

*waiting for someone to make a joke about condoms always breaking*
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0 52. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video The Dudesons

I knew they were reckless, but I had no idea they were this extreme! *going to watch all the episodes, cuz that was crazy*

It's weird how people scream and bitch when America isn't spelled correct and begins with a capital letter, but no one gives a crap when it's Finland (which is not spelled 'finnland').
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+5 53. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Mini Semi Truck Pulls 4x4 car.....

#4 Of course there's no wheel spin, he's standing on the remote control car to prevent it from spinning.. :P
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+2 54. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Tire Deformation

#13 You do know that diamonds are made out of carbon (atoms) right? And that coal is primarily made up out of carbon?

what I'm trying to say here: Diamonds are usually created from coal that was either hit by a meteorite or by formations in cratons.

You could just has easily have said: "We can't make ice cubes out of water". :P
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+3 55. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Top Gear - The Reliant Robin

#10 Thanks. I not saying that the video _NEEDS_ to have Top Gear in the _TITLE_, but the Snotr search (if you check box) only searches through Title && Description (not the comments making the users useless when it comes to improving SEO). So whether or not it's in the title or description doesn't bother me, but it should be the minimum requirement to at least have Top Gear in the title || description.
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+9 56. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Top Gear - The Reliant Robin

Another video that you will never ever find again on Snotr because it's not tagged with Top Gear (or Jeremy Clarkson for that matter)
Sure, I could favorite it if I know that I would wanna watch this again in 5 years, but who can predict the future? And with that logic, I would have to favorite every video on Snotr, which would then not help me at all finding this video among the rest.
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+1 57. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Funny Japanese Prank

It's a shame that comment #1 has a higher rating than #2. There must be more than 7 people on Snotr who gets that reference! Right?
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+8 58. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Almost lethal fail

That's one video I'm not going to re-watch. Looks really painful! :O
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-1 59. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Impressive Gay Marriage Speech

#33 You compared homosexuals to pedophiliacs. No matter what excuse you hide behind to make your (fucked up) argument, it shows what kind of person you really are. Abortion is clearly to late for you, so I suggest euthanasia.
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0 60. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Impressive Gay Marriage Speech

I haven't read all the comments here, and I'm not going to, but to the person behind comment #29: I wish your mother had heard about abortion in school
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+36 61. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Six girls you'll date in college

Whatever you do, don't marry the stupid hot one, cuz looks doesn't last forever, but stupidity does. Trust me on that one.
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+2 62. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Fail Compilation March 2011

published 23 hours ago and there's not been anything new published since then? wtf is up? :P
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+3 63. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Increasing Gas prices?

#4 Anchors are almost never used to slow down boats that are at speed, they're usually used for when you 'park' the boat.
Which I assume would be a good idea if your boat on land has wheels. :P
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-5 64. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Increasing Gas prices?

#2 Bridges usually go over water, and tunnels often go underneath water, and they do have a _BOAT_.
So I guess they won't have a problem with neither bridges or tunnels.. :D
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+3 65. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Britney Spears Deleted Scene from Jackass 3

#20 Are you saying that Britney had absolutely no part in this video clip? That they used a doppelganger? She was performing on the same Jimmy Kimmel episode ffs.. The only thing fake about this clip was they never launched anyone.. Britney however was part of the skit/video-clip (made exclusively for Jimmy Kimmel, not while they were filming the real Jackass 3D movie).
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+2 66. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Britney Spears Deleted Scene from Jackass 3

#12 You clearly need to watch Jackass 3D (where they did do this to Steve-O with real poo, and in 3D which made it even worse), cuz Steve-O is still alive last time I checked.
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+2 67. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Freddy Lockhart - Talking Dogs

This guy does a much better Morgan Freeman impression: http://www.snotr.com/video/3562/Imitations
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0 68. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Robot Seal Plays Basketball

Physics (hitting the basket) really isn't that hard if you use something, like say.. A computer?
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0 69. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Modern Warfare 2 LIVE ACTION

What did I just watch? Is this a teaser/trailer for MW3?
Didn't recognize the last helicopter jump scene, but the rest was CD:MW and MW2.

#9 totally agree, Black Ops is utter crap.
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+3 70. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Water Fueled Car

I love how they don't even explain how they split the hydrogen from the H2O (water)... #fail
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0 71. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video It's impressive, isn't it?

wtf is Nikis Theophilakis doing in a commercial that seems to be made and shown outside of Norway? That half assed 'actor' couldn't act if his life depended on it..
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+3 73. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Awesome street performer

#4 I submitted ThePeteBox (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhjA2nvVD7U) ages ago. Hopefully Snotr will publish it in about 5+ years or so if they are right on schedule..
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0 74. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Who can get a ticket first!

#12 No, it's actually from Super Speeders 5 (trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNCoJzRDWbo) and not Super Speeders 3...

And basically it ended with the Mercedes getting 70USD ticket and the Corvette got a 220USD ticket (the cop couldn't measure/prove how fast he was driving, so he got a reckless ticket)..
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+3 75. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Who can get a ticket first!

#14 Irresponsible and unnecessary? You know you're stating the obvious right? Just checking..
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+2 76. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Who can get a ticket first!

Makes me wanna watch the rest..
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-1 77. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Home Made Roller Coaster

Going on it himself: Sure, why not?
Sending his grand kids on it: Give him a straight jacket already..
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+8 78. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Rear View Girls

#12 I think I broke a rib laughing from that video.. Holy hell.. XD
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+4 79. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video One Epic Ride

The car sucks so hard they had to spend a billion USD on half-clever CGI commercial..
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+2 80. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video School Band Cover Rage Against the Machine

Killing in the Name! :D
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+9 81. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video The Door to Hell

And why haven't anyone made electricity out of this non-stop-furnace??? Are they too busy making nuclear power plants?
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+1 82. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Best Street Party Ever

He's winning hard, she's failing even harder..
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+29 83. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Corvette Burnout

#1 There is no such thing as a 'good Corvette'.. >:)
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+5 84. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video How Can Something So Small Be So Impressive?

"Comment to short
Your comment is to short. Please go back and make it a bit longer."

Wanna guess what I was going to comment?
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+1 85. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Watson

#10 They can click before the whole question (well, in this case, the answer) is told, while Watson has to way until the host is done, and he then receives the Answer in a text file, he then has to find the question, be confident it's the correct question, then click the physical button.
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+2 86. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Maze game reaction

Another Saturday Night Live video posted on Snotr, without being tagged with neither SNL or 'Saturday Night Live'.. Just great..
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+1 87. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Trouble in the pool

Good on him for not getting the nosebleeds..
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-12 88. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Rallying

I don't care if this comment get's voted down into oblivion, this was a waste of 4 minutes..
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+7 89. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Cuddling With A Cheetah

It seems that blonde girls have some kind of special powers when it comes to Cheetahs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OlQ5UQuPAk :O
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+136 90. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Cuddling With A Cheetah

I don't blame the cheetah, the girl has a lickable face.. :D
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+9 91. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Gears Cube

Seeing how no one has neither asked this question or put up a link.. WHERE CAN I GET ONE!?
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+1 92. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Meanwhile, in Norway..

#23 Norway actually has something better than Navy Seals. Google FSK and/or HJK.. :D
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+3 93. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Meanwhile, in Norway..

#9 Have to agree, except for drinking Vikingfjord that's not atypical Norwegian behavior.. :P
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0 94. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Double Decker Racing

#27 The only reason Google found it was because the comments mentioned Top Gear, and trust me, there's a lot of videos that's impossible to find even if you use Google as the search engine. I had to give up on finding the Top Gear Bugatti Veyron vs. Eurofighter Typhoon video here on Snotr, but thankfully I found it on YouTube..
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0 95. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Double Decker Racing

#18 The problem isn't finding a video in the future when you know right now you're going to wanna watch it in x months/years. The problem is finding specific videos on Snotr when:
- You want to watch all the Top Gear / SNL / Wipeout videos on Snotr but the search function finds <40% of them because 'Top Gear' / 'Wipeout' / 'SNL' / 'Digital Short' isn't mentioned in either the title or the description (not like the search function goes through the comments that are far more useful).
- You didn't plan x months/years ahead and bookmark/favourite the video you now wanna watch again.
- This issue has been taking up lots of time with the staff (by the mods and admins), last time in Jan 2011. It's clearly an issue that the Snotr staff doesn't care about or thinks will be to expensive to implement, so I really don't get why you try to play this down as nothing.

I'm just saying, user friendliness plays a role, and generates more views (on older videos) which in tail generates more profit (through ads).
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0 96. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Double Decker Racing

#18 I think you're missing the point here too. The problem isn't finding videos that you've seen before and have bookmarked.
Snotr has 6700+ videos and more are added every day, what if a new user wants to watch old videos but can't find all of your Top Gear / SNL Digital Shorts videos because you never tagged them properly?
You're already have issues with duplicate videos ending up on the front page, and it's not like Erik hasn't shot down the mods/admins about a tagging system in the past..
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+2 97. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Double Decker Racing

#14 && #15 That star only applies to users with accounts, and doesn't take away from the fact that it's impossible to find shit with either Google or Snotr's own search function when they don't tag their videos properly. The search function doesn't get better if I add all 6000+ videos as favourites...

Let's say you wanted to find all the SNL Digital Shorts on this site? Or all Top Gear videos? You won't find them all with the search function..
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+4 98. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Double Decker Racing

Notice how this video isn't tagged at all with 'Top Gear'?
Notice how you will never ever be able to find this video when you're looking for it in about 6+ months?
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+1 99. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Fukushima incident explained

Russians thinks that Chernobyl was nothing, Americans think that Three Mile Island was less than nothing.. At least Japan acknowledges that this is a fucked up situation..
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+4 100. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video FAILs January 2011

I guess physics is lost on some people.. :D
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+6 101. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video My Blackberry Is Not Working!!!

#12 What you really meant to say: I submitted a similar video, but after this was already submitted, so my submission was rejected as a duplicate.
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0 102. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video SUV

This video would blow me away if Mythbusters didn't already show me that SUV..
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+44 103. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Epic touchdown turns ugly

A quick google search reveiled that his name is Jahvid Best.
Wikipedia says he got a concussion (apparently the second concussion in two weeks for the poor fella), was taken to hospital and released the day after.

Source/more info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jahvid_Best
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+3 104. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Barney Stinson 'Hey Dude' To Robin In Gym - How I Met Your Mother

I had to downrate a HIMYM clip.. That's never ever happened to me.. :O
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+4 105. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Cats are awesome

#6 & #2 I'd put my money on Batwoman/Batgirl.. >:)
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+8 106. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video How UPS Deliveries Actually Work

In my experience they always call when I'm in the shower.. :(
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+16 107. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Nascar Miracle

#1 Nope, they're made of papier-mâché.. :x
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+1 108. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video New olympic sport

*amazed by how many people that are bitching about seeing a naked female buttocks*
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+11 109. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Father-daughter song

#11 Actually, they use the YouTube account "realitychangers" (http://www.youtube.com/user/realitychangers).

The story goes: They uploaded the song for fun, and Edward Sharpe and The Magnetic Zeros Acoustic (who originally made the song) linked to their cover song (called "Home";), which in turn gave them YouTube stardom and lead to them being on Ellen and other talk shows.
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+33 110. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Father-daughter song

"One day I'm gonna whistle?" :)
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0 111. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Tech Support - Parents

#19 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N00b (I'm not calling you one, I'm just giving you an article on Wikipedia that doesn't separate the two variations of the word) (i)
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0 112. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Tech Support - Parents

#15 Best thing about TeamViewer: Works on Windows, Mac and Linux (you don't even have to run it via Wine anymore). Great when you're not up for spending 2 hours on the phone troubleshooting some little bug that Steve Jobs calls a "feature".
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+2 113. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Tech Support - Parents

#13 In my mind, nothing beats TeamViewer when it comes to helping people from scratch. From scratch I mean: I've never bothered to set up VNC/RDP/whatever-you-prefer on the 'n00bs' computer.
TeamViewer doesn't even has to be installed, it can be run as a portable program (the executable begins the whole thing with "Do you want to install or just run now?"

Right then and there, over the phone, I can tell them "Go to teamviewer.com, click big green button, run the .exe file, choose run, give me your client ID and client password that's in front of you. Thank you, now don't touch the mouse and let me fix whatever you've done (wrong)."
TechInline also works, but that's not free (well, TeamViewer is only free for personal !non-commercial use).
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+4 114. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Tech Support - Parents

Problem nowadays is that n00bs (in lack of a political correct term for'em) doesn't have the patience that we (tech savvy people) had (and probably still have). They would rather call us up to find the proper application, than to search themselves.

And #6 brought up a good point. I absolutely hate helping people who are asking the same questions each time they call. If you can't remember how you did this the last time I helped you, then fucking write notes or something.
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+12 115. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Tech Support - Parents

#5 There's something called learning by doing. Or, you could just do what comes naturally (when you have a GUI).
Example: The first time I used a computer I turned it on by using the ON button. After it had booted up I clicked the START button because I figured it was there for a reason. I was 10 and this was Windows 95. 6 years later I was 16, and my dad called me at school to find the frickin START button (some application had a manual that told him to click it). I hanged up and he found it himself after a while.

Instead of learning them how to fish (and hunt, and prepare food, and take a crap, and take a shower etc), how about you learn then to figure shit out on their own?
Conclusion:
Don't learn them how to fish (or use an computer), but learn them that it is possible to figure shit out on your own.
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+4 116. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Top 10 Pranks of 2010

It should be mentioned, that the girl and guy in the last clip has been pranking each for a living for the last couple of years: http://nikkiandjohn.com/
Trust me, she's done way worse to him. And so has he I suppose, and they're still together, which I guess, is weird, but it works for them, so who are we to judge? :P
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+11 117. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video The Kings' Dessert

16384 strings in <2min.. Damn.. I bet he even thinks in binary.. :D
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+4 118. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Drawdio: Turn Almost Anything Into a Theremin

SixtySymbols explains the Theremin - http://www.sixtysymbols.com/videos/theremin.htm
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-3 119. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Extraordinary People - The Iceman

If he could really 'tune' his termostat he would have been able run a marathon in the hottest desert on Earth too..
I think he's just born with some mutation enabling him to not feel the cold..
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-1 120. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Googles Dark Side

Example: You have access to a couple of million e-mail accounts. Why would you waste your time reading through strangers e-mails?

As long as you don't know who Person A is, you don't give a shit whether or not Person A is cheating on Person B. And should you know Person A, then the risk of logging into his/her account is bigger than the benefit of reading through his/her e-mails.
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+4 121. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video ADSL 512Kb Vs 1Mb

#2 But then again, you're not using ADSL anymore.. :(|)
(NDSL2+ peaks around 24-25Mbps, if you wan't higher speed and still be in the xDSL group you'll need VDSL2 or sumthin')
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-6 122. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video John Cleese - Soccer vs Football

#9 Where do you get "tomato" from? He never used that word as an example -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hJQsvoY6VU
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+8 123. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Navy SEAL Extraction

#7 And they're not called Blackwater anymore. They changed their name to Xe Services LLC following a couple (at least fourteen documented incidents) of scandals where they killed innocent civilians.
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+2 124. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video H-Bomb in Space

#10 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJixvAYPxE0
A lot of experts (not saying that the guy in the video I linked to is an expert) have also stated that the US did similar tests in the athmosphere with even bigger bombs than the Tsar Bomba, but they never announced the yield (cuz they knew that that would only make the cold war even worse) in order to prevent the Soviet from demonstrating even bigger bombs.
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+5 125. JohnMichael commented 11 years ago on video Grandmas discover photo booth

The one on the left was boring as hell, the one on the right was effin' hilarious! :x