Guess we'll never know

#3 I watching a video entitlled 'Wow I had no idea Russsia and America used to have 140.000 nukes each' everyones talking about it.

The other dogs are saying "Told you that wouldn't work either, so that's hanging, overdose, drowning and tram, you are just going to get over that bitch and live man" Ah now come on that is a bit funny lol

Wow I had no idea that Russia and America used to have getting on for 140.000 nuclear warheads each, where did they all go then? I'm guessing, although the numbers are considerably smaller now (apart from Russia's as nobody believes a word they say anymore) that the warheads will be much more powerful than they were in the 1980's. Mega ton wise I wouldn't be surprised if the numbers remaining are as powerful as the totals used to be. Now lets have a guess as to where Russia has hidden the 135,000 warheads that they said they had decommissioned.

#9 You are telling me. Filled up my vechile yesterday 70 lltrs diesel £140.00 £2.92 a litre six months ago it would have been £90

Initially I thought he was changing shells because his was too small and too heavy due to all the lodgers. Then I thought he was was pulling the original owner out of the new shell so he could move in, then I thought he was moving shells so he could eat the lodgers on his first shell, then move back it. I don't think I've even been wrong so often in concession. Next time I'll watch it with the sound on and apologies for calling her a him

The next time I go to a candy floss stall in the UK (not that I would) I shall show them this video and say ''Could I have one like this please'' when they collapse in terror I shall say ''In that case I shall take my business else where..loser''

#10 I'm sure there is an App out there that will play it for you. No point in getting sore fingers

#2 excited already...............

I'm taking bets on the fact that was not the first time he had used that method

#20 Still alive but he's broken oiver 60 bones. When you think about it, how clever is that, its not at all. I think people who do these crazy sports should only be revered when they don't brake any bones. In this crazy world, braking bones is some kind of a meddle, what it actually means is they fucked up many times.

A passenger jet once flew really low over my house, I was walking from the kichen to the living room and the stewardess told me to sit down.

We need a video about how they make shit marbles

I bet that fecker doesn't plug into a 13 amp socket, I wonder what drives it and how much it costs per minutes to crush. Pitty they can't speed it up a bit

I guess things like this explain why some cats grow up to be mentally unstable

One has to assume that the man was sitting on the egg when it hatched

I've said it before and I'll say it again, don't go to France for your holidays, it rarely ends well.

I can skate but it makes you want too.

Hope he got planning permission.

Ha s anything beat it yet?

Amazing, must take ages to construct. I love how he declares them extinct, presumable that means he hasn't fond one that can carry on and thieve.

#1 I'm trying to imagine that, but I can't and it's giving me a headache and now I'm exhausted.

Feck me, Imagine the headbutt you would give someone standing behind the bollard if you wern't wearing a seatbelt.

Well it's morning here and I'd like to bet that although I watched this on video just now, the guy who crashed watched it in his dreams again last night.

It's like a lot of things, looks beautiful from a distance, it's when you get close up and see all the bastards living on the planet that reality kicks in.

Another five years on is he still alive? I think its important that we keep checking every five years

Can you imagine all the flat earthers and conspiracy morons saying, no that was recorded in a studio using a potato.

I have a funny feeling the helicoptor won't be invited back

I wonder how many tries it would take to hit a 1mm diameter ballbearing. my guess is he would hit it within six tries. I'd be more likely to hit his assistant.

Yes very good very good.

Wow 14 years ago, this must be a very early Snotr video, don't think I've seen an older one.

It seems to me that someone should take a whole new look at parachute design, you would think by now there would be a 100% fail safe design.

I guess the rule should be, if you have a parachute, wear it. Unless you are on the ground of course, that would be a bit over cautious

Damn it, caught me again, but always a pleasure to watch this video. I was thinking earlier on in the video, the machine that was bending little thin pieces of wire, just how many little thin pieces would it have to bend to pay for the machine...Just weighing up, whether it's worth buying one or not.

Perhaps Thunders could shed some light on it. Where did you find this Thunders, was there any info?

#12 Yes, I was thinking that, but that wouldn't have made any allowances for the crazy driver.

What trashcan, I don't see no trashcan? Was it plastic? I guess you have to ask yourself why was there a camera point at the trashcan in the first place? And what the feck was in there...a grenade? If it was real that guy was very lucky.

Pitty the picture froze.

I wonder if they had Roman cones

If that date had been written in the UK it would have happened in the future

Well it worked but I wouldn't want to have to test it, Imagine getting in the pose crapping yourself and just a squeek coming out of your mouth. The next sound you would hear would be yourself being eaten.

If I were stranded on a desert island and had to build one of those, I can honestly say I wouldn't know where to start, presumably theres an on off switch and some mains cable, perhaps I'd start there.

It's a pitty the train doesn't go a bit faster, cos then they paint one of those flick page things and make the paintings animated.

Still clapping that man five years later, I'm going to stop now, enough is enough.

Looks like the curiosity of Snotr went the same way a couple of years ago. Had I commented 5 hours ago it would have been me and then me again

Feck me, thought he was a gonner

#7 Ah I thought you were off somewhere. Getting a bit boring here without any new video's again

#16 That was a bit random

I still feel their pain

Mays me wish I had been here 11 years ago.

Bye Thunders, hopefully hear from you soon and maybe admin will post some of your videos.

Some body give the kid a pile of sand to pick up.

I presume we have to accept that it didn't continue onto the road and bury the cameraman...shame.

After all that work the new flywheel didn't run true either, issue might be further back, but then who cares

Guess the lawn wasn't the only thing half cut....

Well Mr Putin I'm afraid I have to tell you you have failed your driving test..Mr Putin you are not doing your case any favours. Your emergency stop was too slow and on your three point turn I counted five! Mr Putin you can always take your test again in six months but kicking in my windscreen means it won't be with me. Look I know you are mad, some say crazy and short everyone knows that you are short have you consided taking your anger out else where, maybe invade somewhere that will make your knob seem bigger...I know I know not in reality but in your mind, now come on off the bonnet, stop crying, you can still cycle home.

I can think of several morals for this story but I fear they are all too late the motorcyclist.

Of course in reality the guy leaves the restaurant and walks stright under a bus.

'9 You could try reading a few of the comments above

Enviable relationship, but I don't think I would risk it, besides I don't fancy licking a mans face.

First thing I thought this morning when seeing that was poor ship, I wonder if knew, then I realised I had exactly the same thought three years ago.

I think he was right, it would been a life sentance had he survived apart from the obvious and not steal a plane in the first place, maybe it ended as he wanted it to. Just glad no one else got hurt and that was more luck than judgement.

I can probably guess, but does anyone know the actual translation of the sound the guy called out at the end.

#7 So can coconuts.

I wonder which breed of dog would work that out first and try going the other way.

Staggering collection there, beyond anything you could imagine.

I think after all that entertainment she should given the pan to the crow.

#20 Amazon £13.99

Can you imagine the conversation when the bear got home "You did what? ran away! OMB you are suppose to eat them"

Cheaper than a donkey...

Maybe he was off to record a hen party.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm

None player character? Was this played backwards or something?

I wonder how many times he said "You get that" and nothing happened before it finally did.

What a wonderful experiance after reassuring yourself that whales don't eat people, then you think about killer whales.

Guess a biurds gotta eat.....

I'd like to see the video of it running through all the beach picnics, wet through on it's way home.

Weird and wonderful.........

You see that is how you are supposed to react when something hilarous happens, can you imagion some morons who would be straight on the phone to their Lawyers, claiming for ruined meal, ruined clothes, ruined evening, shock, PDS I fecking hate those morons.

#50 I've been waiting 2 years for that answer

#4 It's a rock

#9 Yes and we could tell them that their leader is telling them nothing but lies. His army is targeting civilians, women and children and destroying residential buildings on a daily basis in Ukraine, where large parts of the coutry are now just piles of rubble. Not only that but his army is getting it's arse kicked by a far better organised Ukrainian force and pretty much the entire planet is on the side of Ukraine and now has absolutely no respect for Russia which won't be restored until Putin is gone, preferably dead or inprisoned for war crimes. The Russian people are going to have to stand up against the regime that is ruining their lives. People will die and be put in prison in the process, but they can't kill everyone and they can't put everyone in jail, this needs to end and soon.

Four years on I ask again, How do they do that then?

#8 Wonderful yes more video's please Thunders.

If there are any Russians able to view these posts, perhaps they could let us all know?

My opinion is that had he died doing this, what an embarrasing thing to have on your death certificate.

My only concern is how hungry the birds were to be bothered about a single piece of food.

How ridiculous, all it would have taken is a visit from someone with a quarter of a brain from her suppy company to switch everything off in her apartment and see that the fecking meter was still going round. Two minute job!!

Definitily fake............................

Are you allowed to say "What a cunt" on this site.

#4 Not my type of music either and I also liked the spoon lady but most people are aware that the European Song contest isn't about the quality of the song at least it isn't now days, it used to be when the UK and Ireland were winning. It's now very much about politics and because of the murderous activity from Russia by an insane leader, killing women and children in the Ukraine. I hope the song contest uses it's polical edge to show support not for the song but for the country. It's a real shame that Russia has been excluded from the contest this year because they would then see the feeling of the rest of Europe over what their so called leader has done to their reputation. The people of Russia, the average Joivanov are not to blaim but they do need to wake up and start wondering why they are being kept in the dark over what their leader is doing, why they can't get on facebook, instagram or Tictok and why there is no free speach news being broadcast. Lets hope they have access to Snotr and get to read this.

I wonder if they are still going 7 years on. I also wonder if they are where the actual raw materials are coming from.

If I were her, I'd keep my hair really short.

It's on May the 10th and I have a sneaky feeling we've just seen the winner.

Kin racket, don't give up your bus driving job

Nine years ago, I can't have been commenting on snotr for NINE years, that's insane. I wonder how long it takes to get in and out of that suit.

Presumably it then sits around for forty days before the beans are ready..lazy.

Imagine going through life that cautious, must be like living in the Ukraine at the moment with all those murdering Russians closing in.

Wonderful to watch again.

Nowdays they don't know they're born do they....but who are they

Water you do, just water you do?

The lady is no Hillbilly, fasinating life story.

4 years on still liking it.

Very impressive, great service

#9 Yeah if you want batman turning up blind as a bat.

Still amazing after all these years.

#6 oh I don't know, when they are stealing your bird seed, their lifespan seems pretty long.

my goodness that was awful

?1 Who Cuntstubble?

What happened next?

#1 Not quite Thunders, we still don't know the title of catbus video

That was sad then lovely.

#1 Me too, I bet it was hot in those things.

Where did presenters go back to before they had studios

I agree with a few of the comments above, mostly the one's where people are thanking God or Jesus, it really pisses me off, there was absolutely no help from a god or a Jesus, it was 100% down to the firefighters and the guy helping himself. It's time that people stopped saying stupid things and looked at the facts, I'm sure it's just habit for most people, but it's time it stopped.

#8 Oh Thunders what are we going to do with you

i would imagine its like getting bitten by a lemur

#1 He should certainly be wearing a hair cover, no question about that. Fasinating to watch all the same, I'm not a lover of Rock which is what it is only called in the UK. I remember when I was young you would buy a stick of the stuff to give to family and friends when you got home, I guess people still do that. I also remember when being given a stick of rock wishing it was chocolate or fudge instead.

That's a metre of snow in two days, amazing.

Very interesting, I can't help finding this guy irritating though.

This was 11 years ago, I've not seen one, but from the comments above they must be out there.

#2 Yes let me know too, if get one of those ask her where she bought it.

Thunders was there any explanation with this video, what the feck it actually is?

Did he have a ticket...

Can someone tell me what I just watched?

The only thing missing was the Mission Impossible music.

The Steep learning curve of life.

I'm guessing this was recorded by a fish.

Did you see how the virtual truck driver checked his watch, worked out that his shift was about to end and fucked off.

Bouncy bouncy

We're about to see the sophisticated opposite of this on the edge of Russia any minute now.

#16 I'm not My question is "Who keeps kicking the fecking tripod"

Come on ADMIN there are video's in your vault

Lucky it's not a Norwegian Blue............

I guess when they want to use the screen wash they have to drink the solution and piss on the window.

#8 12 days ago since we had a new one do you think admin are on holiday? covid? man cold?

Ear we go again

#4 The drone operator certainly was Back to the guy with the bag

Stupid is what stupid does or something along those lines. I'm thinking a gap in the education system of schooling there. There should definitily be a 'Don't ever do any of these really dumb things when you grow up or you might die' lesson and it should be compulsory.

Screw this I'm using nails

No new videos from you for a while then lol

I tried to copy his art style............but all I ended up with was a book.

#4 Well done, I don't know where you find them...

I was waiting for it to spin a web and catch Spider dogs in it init.

#2 Agreed Thunders ...................

That is just something else, I'm guessing he was tapping on the metal work around him and hearing noises from the rescuers, giving him hope for quite a while before they found him.

Still going..............

The Ukraine should be fine, just close the gate.

#4 Did it ruin your day Den?

And to think there are so called musicians living in multy million pound homes with a fraction of his talent. The world is fecked up good and proper.

Now they know why the house prices were so reasonable on that road and yes it did matter that they didn't have garages

The wave is going "I've been waiting for millions of years to rub against that new piece of wall,,uuummmm feels good and I've got more space now"

Just like my lounge at home, everytime I go in something has been moved and I can't find it. One night last year after a breakin everything in the room was stolen and replaced with an exact replica...I couldn't believe it. I said to my partner look everythings an exact replica, what do you think? ...she said Do I know you? Steven Wright 1980's

Wonderful just wonderful. Scale him up and he's a T Rex.

My goodness if I were him I wouldn't want to meet myself in a dark alley at night

#4 It's nice to have any weirdness that I posess appreciated. #5 Would have to a Hennessy XO#6 My skills are constantly being investigated #7 Bit rude but you have a point

I have a dream from time to time that I can jump into the air and by moving my legs in a walking type way I can stay up in the air and by air walking faster I can increase the height I go. It's really weird and so realistic that I have had to try it when I'm awake to make sure I can't really do it, sadly I can't. Got me wondering if maybe life was in fact started on this planet millions of years ago via alien intervertion and the gravity on the planet they came from was much lower than ours and it's somehow comunicated through our DNA, either that or I need to take more water with it.

I still love to see people hurting themselves, really great.

Some nifty idea there.................

Six years on I'm thinking they should have put the wipers on intermittant

I'm guessing he's hired the helicopter and gone with the just one gallon of fuel option.

The dog is like WTF did you see that, crazy bastard, I only came out for a quiet walk in the woods, minding my own business, then wang the fecker knocks me over without a leave or thankyou, Holy Jesues mother Mary and the fecking donkey, I was not expecting that, I mean I don't want to go on, but did you see that, did you get it on camera, thank feck for that, I might need it for the insurance claim, I've definitily got whip lash or dear-lash or something, the fecking trauma I may need traction, take me home right now and offer me food, I'm not saying I will be able to eat it, but it's worth a try, I'm really on edge, I'm still shaking look, fecker! Gonna write to my MP or you might have to, I don't think I could hold a pen, state I'm in, I might need an ECG, have we still got the pet cover, check it out while you pass me a Bonio. I don't wanna come hear Ever again, right, I could have been maimed worse. Fecking Deer!!

In England we have just the one saying "What the feck are you all taking about" we use this statement towards the rest of the world most of the time and we also direct it at almost everyone around us, our neighbours our family and our friends. We believe and know it to be so that everyone around us talks bollocks most of the time and the only voices we should trust are the ones in our head no matter how many of them there are and even if they say things like "Yes these are bad people thay should be in mental hospitals". Then around 10:20 nurse comes around and leads us away from our laptops and the medication starts, first the wet stuff, then the green pills than the table with the tie down belts and those electical attachments and by the afternoon we are allowed back on the computers smiling to ourelves and eating suger from the box with chopsticks. Life iis good, life is orange and those little balls on the screen are really great but should not be available in Norway.

It's still going apparantly hopefully heading towards Putins house.

#2#3 What Yarls talking about, it's very feasible, very feasible indeed. Seldom have I seen anything more feasible than the feasibleness of these here balls.....and I like um

I wonder if thats where they got the idea for lightbulbs.

I might ask my neighbour if I can do that in his field next year.

Did he win?

Great improvements, I wonder what those crash test dummys get paid, not enough what ever it is, they could get really hurt, I bet getting life insurace is a fecking nightmare.

Wow Thunders you have excelled yourself, absolutely brilliant. I've watched it three times already....

I didn't realise that electric eels plugged in

I think this idea had been by-passed hasn't it?

If he kept low to the ground after taking off that would be the kind of flying I wouldn't mind too much, it's when they head skywards and do loops and stuff that I have a problem.

Wow 11 days since this classic was a classic

I had to stop and think what that meant in #4 and it was me that said it This MPD can be a pain sometimes

Now that was funny...........

I couldn't remember my initial comment after watching this video 6 years ago, but in my head I knew what I was going to type. When I looked, I had typed exactly that six years ago, obviously my thoughts have not changed.

So basically if anyone is thinking of going for the record, they need to sink around the Mariana Trench, where they could beat it by nearly two miles, personally I'll leave it.

Think I sat a little too close to the screen as I've just seen my breakfast.....again.

Still crazy after all these years.

I'm thinking six years on we should be getting back to the icecream. My objection which was raised by someone (can't bear to look through those comments again to find him) is the hygine. Is that box he is putting the cones in a waste bin, unlikely as waste means cost. So everytime he plays that game, the cones that you will eventually eat could have been handled by dozens of dirty hands, people who have been to the loo and not washed their hands afterwards, covid, if he's stupid enough to be still doing it, I hope not.!! Also even if he isn't recycling, he is handling each cone that has been touched by a customer and then handling the next. Funny but dangerous.

That is just delightful.

Very nice............................

It looked like a giant space light bulb for a moment there.

I'm completely confused now, this wasn't your home made video was it Thunders?

What are they doing making soup?

So that's how you do it.............

#11 You don't say..................

That was exciting, I like to a couple out walking their dog.

I mean really, what is the point of Russia, hostile weather, hostile government

When my mate tried it, the Amazon delivery guy turned up, very suspicious

That is so cute. unlike the music

#2 That was surprisingly good Thunders. Talk us though how you did it, camera, sound and how long it took you. Have you made previous one's or was this your first. I remember making an animation using a a video 8 camera and plastacine back in the 1980's no idea what happened to it.

I'm guessing the alcohol would have numbed the fractured skulls. If I were Dave and had been paid I would have kept doing.

Well nothing to dislike there, stunning.

Wow mind blown

Thanks to Snotr the beach is no longer a secret, I went last year and counted 876 people on it, so crowded, we couldn't light the BBQ, for fear of setting fire to a snortler.

#2 Yes just tell the van driver where you want it delivering, it's still on the back of his vehicle.

#10 At last an answer, I've been waiting five years for that.

I would have expected at least a "OH FECK" was he asleep?

Thanks Thunders, that was a beautiful video and I love the music, don't suppose there is any information on the original as to what the tune is? Hope you had a lovely Christmas by the way and may I wish you and all the Snotarians a happy, healthy and prosperous New Year. JJ

I've got balls, I've got hurrican balls, the fastest spinning balls in the whole wide world
I've got balls, balls of welded steel, yes balls that I like to feel.
Hurry along and see my hurrican balls they can spin at an alarming rate
hurry along and spin my hurrican balls you can even bring along your mate
I've got balls shiny hurrican balls, you can see your reflection in um
Balls shiny spinning hurrican balls if you listen you can hear um hum.

I tried it 247 times before being thrown out of Primark....

Now that I like very much............

COME ON ADMIN YOU HAVE A PROBEM HERE THAT HAS OCCURED MANY TIMES NOW. LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS IN, THE VIDEO FREEZES AND THE AUDIO CONTINUES. GETTING A BIT SILLY NOW.

It sounded like a recording of a red bellied wood pecker using a revox open reel with dolby B, but I could be mistaken.

#4 Took me three years to come back with "How rude" lol

A Happy Christmas and forthcoming Happy New Year to all and by all I mean the few who comment on Snotr these days and of course to those at head office who keep pumping a bit of snot into this website, keeping it alive. It would be nice to have a few new videos when you have a minute, especially as this one and the last few have been showing as faulty thumbnails for a little while. JJ

My goodness reading how angry I was six years ago, you would hardly believe that I'm now a monk.

Raptor UUUUUUHHHHHGGGG

So the fish was crossing the road, no need to Carp on about it

Still going strong aparantly

#3 Don't be silly Thunders......It was the entire aircraft carrier complete with aircraft. No comments since my last comment 2 years ago, so all I can add is, Imagine the size of the fish tank you would need.

Well that's a new one on me. I'm guessing the turtle is dead now as it was 14 years ago and I bet Ariana is around 20 and a well rounded very attractive woman.

Surely a pully system world be easiler

The film is a bit one sided, had it been MGM it would end with the malaria getting killed off.

Jesus if my partner dressed like that now, the film would be over before we got there.

If the van said bus on the side no one would complain.

#30 Nor me..........................

Anyone thought of putting a "Slow down dangerous bend ahead" sign up..?

#14 20 minutes! What are you part time?

Where do these video's come from lol

Do we know what the problem was?

Textbook finish, but I still think I would have moved that van, and you would have thought after all those versions of it coming down, there would have been one showing it in reverse.

Fasinating stuff.

Staggering upper body strength, I also didn't clock the wheelchair until the end.

Surely if it's safe to leave his bike on the road while he does this, it's safe enough to park his car on the road outside his house.

Is this something to do with Snotr's server, it seems very odd that the audio carries on while the video freezes, it has happened on serveral video's of late, interesting audio though. If they can do this for trucks, why not cars and does there actually need to be physical contact with the power cable, for the charge to be received?

Beautiful girl, what's with all the blank bits in the video though, looks like someone left the lens cap on, or did the lens freeze? I guess the rest of us shouldn't complain when it gets a little cold out.

57 has had a hard life. Very interesting video, to think that each age is just the time the Earth has revolved around our Sun, the ageing process is relentless, no matter what you have and what you own, you are still subject to this same process and for most well before 100 you will be over. The rich and famous are over just the same as the poor and unknown.

Not sure she actually got across any quicker than she would have done anyway, but good PR.

Yep very realistic sound, through him another fish.

Wow and it didn't catch on, what a surprise

Uum Just need ten fans and two pieces of net curtain to give it a go. Thank goodness Amazon takes things back.

As a humanitarian I hope the watch thief is dead now.

#2 Just rereading your post from two years ago Thunders and it's very depressive. It's an awful system in the USA, so basically you work with no more than two weeks off years after year until you retire and then die. No wonder everyone is desperate to become a pop star who lets face it do feck all most of the time. If I lived in the USA I would leave promptly.

Yes I think it's fair to say that the last batch of videos were a little disapointing admin, could we have some more?

I guess the real question is what is it trying to achieve. It looks to be some frozen food source of some kind. I think the crowboarding is incidental unless it's hopeing it will brake it on the way down, making it easier to eat.

Well I wouldn't put on more than a quid each way.

Notice how the fish just completely ignore it no freaking out not like our lot when it happens on land, just because their houses have blown away, think like a fish.

The life of a chiken is cheap.

Is there a problem Admin??

Ferrari board meeting ......"Right unless you are going to tell me we're faster than a cheetah this meeting is over....again!!.

Still doing it on my screen

I've now lost all respect for human jugglers

Historic moments....................one day this will happen in North Korea.

Still don't know what is going on, was it intentional or not?

Big Fat Pumpkin

Now that was good

Ok there is either something wrong with my laptop, the video or Snotr as this is doing exactly what the next video is doing, the picture freezes after a few seconds but the music continutes and I don't know what this video is about? Oh and then it starts again 13 seconds from the end

Ok Thunders, what were you actually thinking here. The video freezes about two minutes in and the dialog continues in a language I'm thinking is not understood by most people on Snotr.

And where there is one, many more are to follow.

#2 More to the point, the camera travelled all that distance and when it got back the girl was still laying on the grass...LAZY!!

New paint job I'm thinking.............the fence I mean, the car is fecked.

Nobody click on the link from 'GEOMETRADASH as usual it is a piece of CRAP. Perhaps admin would like to remove it??

#1 I was wondering if doing this gives you upper back or neck pain. They look like flying duvets

I wonder if he's had his fish this morning already?

Makes you think...she must have gone to Specsavers.

He just loves to hate water.

I'd like to see the skateboards without the riders

The other morning a bird landed on my window ledge wearing a little badge that read "I ain't flying nowhere!!" I opened the window and said "What's up buddy?" He said "I'm sick of this, winter here, summer there, winter here, summer there, I don't know who thought this up but it definitely wasn't a bird" I said "Come on in, I'm just doing breakfast, want some eggs?...sorry " Steven wright 1970 something...

Sometimes life just aligns itself perfectly for you...but most of the time you hit the first car.

I sware I was pulling with them as the moose cleared the water. I know that would have been incredibly heavy, but I wished they had moved it a little further away from the hole.

We share the same biology
regardless of ideology
what might save us me and you
is if the russians love their Mooses too.

Sting 1985 modified.

Quite an atmosphere

#9 Yes there are a number of them in that fiece of film.

Well I'm lost for wo

Anybody notice that the mask changed three times during the dance?

#1 Yes they generally have an attitude, perhaps this goose is kept on its own?

Not as good as when he used to electrocute himself all the time, but still very entertaining and interesting.

#1 It's a shame there wasn't a lol at the end of your comment but I'll leave it.

This guy is inspirational that's all I've got to say about from Wow.

#2 #3 Most definitely Monty Python google Python the Black Knight. Snotr froze when I pressed send and it printed it twice

"None shall Pass"
"What"
"None shall Pass"
"I have no quarrel with you good sir knight, but I must cross this bridge"
"Then you shall die"
"I command you as king of the Britains to stand aside"
"I move for no man"
"So be it"
Bit of fighting ending with arm being chopped off
" Now stand aside worthy adversary"
"Tis but a scratch"
"A scratch!! your arms off"
"No it isn't"
"Well what's that then? pointing at the arm on the floor
Looking at the arm on the floor "I've had worse"
"You liar"
"Come on you pansy"
Bit more fighting ending with ather arm being chopped off.
"Victory is mine..We thank thee lord that in your merc.."
Bit of kicking in the head.
"Come on then"
"What?"
"Hi chew"
"You are indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine"
"Oou had enough hey"
"Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left"
"Yes I have"
"Look"
"Just a flesh wound" kicks him in the ass
"Look stop that"
"Chicken..CHicken"
"Look I'll have your leg...Right!!" chops one of his legs off
"Right !! I'll do you for that"
"You'll what!!"
"Come here"
"What are you gonna do, bleed on me?"
"I'm invincible"
"you're a luney!"
"The black knight always triumphs Herichchu, come on then"
Chops his last limb off..looks around at his armless and legless body.
"Alright! We'll call it a draw"
"Come patsy"
"Oh oh I see, running away eh, you yellow barstard come back here and take whats coming to you, I'll bite yer legs off"

"None shall Pass"
"What"
"None shall Pass"
"I have no quarrel with you good sir knight, but I must cross this bridge"
"Then you shall die"
"I command you as king of the Britains to stand aside"
"I move for no man"
"So be it"
Bit of fighting ending with arm being chopped off
" Now stand aside worthy adversary"
"Tis but a scratch"
"A scratch!! your arms off"
"No it isn't"
"Well what's that then? pointing at the arm on the floor
Looking at the arm on the floor "I've had worse"
"You liar"
"Come on you pansy"
Bit more fighting ending with ather arm being chopped off.
"Victory is mine..We thank thee lord that in your merc.."
Bit of kicking in the head.
"Come on then"
"What?"
"Hi chew"
"You are indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine"
"Oou had enough hey"
"Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left"
"Yes I have"
"Look"
"Just a flesh wound" kicks him in the ass
"Look stop that"
"Chicken..CHicken"
"Look I'll have your leg...Right!!" chops one of his legs off
"Right !! I'll do you for that"
"You'll what!!"
"Come here"
"What are you gonna do, bleed on me?"
"I'm invincible"
"you're a luney!"
"The black knight always triumphs Herichchu, come on then"
Chops his last limb off..looks around at his armless and legless body.
"Alright! We'll call it a draw"
"Come patsy"
"Oh oh I see, running away eh, you yellow barstard come back here and take whats coming to you, I'll bite yer legs off"

Devastation...it would have been nice to see the source though.

I don't care what the law says, if I ran a jewellery store I would take up clay pigeon shooting and keep a loaded shotgun behind the counter.

When you watch something like this and see the emothion that these incrdible animals feel, it makes it so much more important that we condem cruilty to any animals and we must ridicule and shame the backward culture of any country that trade in ivory for what ever reason and we must shame and run out of town any individuel that shoot these great creatures in the name of sport.. If these people have businesses they should be boycotted and the countries that still allow trade in Ivory should be ostracised by the countries that don't, until they grow up.

32 days Snotr admin, come on now, about time we had a barrarge of new videos, you must have some in the queue.

Still quite a talent, I'd hate to think what it would look like if I tried that.

What licence did he finally get, his cutting down trees and scareing the shit out of the locals licence?.

That must be a lot easier than it looks.

When you can't think of anything to say, just copy what you said six years earlier...unless it was 'I do'

A rolling bear gathers lots of moss and many tourists. I think she's trying to recreate that post dentist screen from the film 10 with Dudley Moore & Bo Diddley, where Arthur, having just come back from the dentist see's a jazz musician through his telescope having more fun than he is having on that Jet-copter and swings the laser arm of the floating telescope around in a furious manner hitting himself hard between the legs and causing himself to trip over the balcony of the third floor of that hotel where the Mexicans were playing really loud the night before, and while still holding on to the suitcase he flys by making fast walking steps in the air like I do and rolls down the hill is a bear suit then someone shouts "Throw shorty from the train" with all those heads in a bag and the big gay fellow say's "Hi'll be back" and off he goes somewhere, can't remember where, but that cartoon Deer that gets orphaned at the beginning of the film before the squirrel called nutter or something skated across the ice, ran off with the little guy with the extending neck and said "OHM" (he was from the electricity company I think) but he still took off in a rainbow of lights and was shot down by Darf faders the local ghost hunter..that one you know. nuts

I'm still wondering why I got five down votes for my washing powder ad six years ago lol, must have touched a nerve with at least five anti washing powder protesters.

he'll be a teenager now, shit how time flies

My feeling is, just because you can do something doesn't nessasaily mean you should.

We're doomed Mr Mannering Doomed

Mad as a fish

I wanna know how they got that tile to replace itself 11 years ago.

Gonna need a bigger stick. He was halfway there when he decided to grab it's horns, he should have left the bike and rode the ram home, suuwee suuwee here pig pig pig. Or
This little piggy made him park it
This little piggy piggy made him moan
This little piggy got a new bike
This little piggy had plenty of fuel
and this little piggy rode it all the way home.

Still cracking nuts.................

Thenkfully we don't get enough snow to require a set of those, oh I hope that wasn't the kiss of death snow.

Definitily an Hungarian Vizsla, beautiful dog they make great pets and love their walks.

If Leo had been born a few hundred years later, we would all be living to 200, we would have landed on the moon in the 1800s and be living on Mars by now.

That really sucks

I agree, I look upon Snotr as a kind of filter, somehow the few good video's out there get through, mostly by your good self these days. It's quite rare for me to come across any in the real world, otherwise I'd be posting more.

My health service days are long behind me now, like yourself I both loved it and hated it but mostly loved it and the people I worked with, that is key to any occupation. Get a moron in the team and most teams have at least one and not only does become more difficult it also become unpleasant. I reached the age where I wouldn't stand for that any more and made my third and probably last career change, I now work for myself. I think we are of a similar age, you might be slightly older than me, but not by much. The official retirement age in the UK is 65, I see in the states it's 67 for full pension. So if that applies to you we both have around three years before retirement in our respective countries lol. (unless you are taking it early of course).

It's different for me now as I don't need to retire from my self employment, I will probably do less of it, assuming I don't die in the mean time of course lol. JJ

If you watch the video from the beginning, that was probably the same guy limping in with an ingrowing toenail at the beginning and later after being treated he left the hospital half dead, probably with sepsis at the rear on a stretcher, realised he'd left his mobile behind, so they bought him back in the front and dropped him off the trolley, the final piece of the video which we didn't see was him being wheeled out in a coffin. Never go to that hospital..

#4 Yes you seem to be keeping the site stocked up Thunders well done. Certainly not the site it used to be though is it. Are you still working in the health service? JJ

The Raven
BY EDGAR ALLAN POE
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more.”

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December;
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost Lenore—
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore—
Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me—filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
“’Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door—
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;—
This it is and nothing more.”

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
“Sir,” said I, “or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;—
Darkness there and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, “Lenore?”
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, “Lenore!”—
Merely this and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
“Surely,” said I, “surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore—
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;—
’Tis the wind and nothing more!”

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately Raven of the saintly days of yore;
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door—
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door—
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

nevermore!

#2 Its a good job, ortherwise they would take over the planet Imagine if they grew to ten feet tall and prayed on us, well not me, but us without me.

Really beautiful

Must record that for when I'm in an electric.

"Hello Boss, I'm gonna be late again" "*!!!**!!!***" "Yep Fecking cows again, I have video"

Ummmm.........................................

I bet some of those injurys, still play havoc even now.

We have it easy don't we.

great effect ..............................

I make that sound while I'm waiting for my beer.

I've been in 100mph winds, that was no more than 99.7 in my opinion

Yes you will get them for sure, as long as they hatch or don't get eaten.

Ok I started off really iritated by her voice, I'm not a big fan of all those upward tones at the end of every sentence. But after a while I started forgiving her for that and I now just want to give her a big hug and congratulate her for her table, I think it is amazing, I take on board what the two people above have said, certainly an awful lot of time and expensive equiptment were involved. I don't know anything about the young lady, but I love her dog and her attitude to keep going when things go wrong are commendable. Would I have had the patience, absolutely not, half an hour in I would have been in my car heading for Ikea for something that would just do the job. But that would have been my loss, because I wouldn't have that table adorning my kitchen to show to everyone and say I MADE THAT. Wonderful.

Well thats ruined that jigsaw that I was gonna do.

Definitely getting better, still obviously unreal to me, but I have a thing about faces.

She seems to be able to walk just fine, why doesn't she just take them for a walk.

I still wondering what he's doing now.

She wouldn't have been laughing if she was in one of them.

Why on earth is this video on Snotr. Someone cutting their lawn the way everyone used to cut their lawn before petrol and electric mowers were made? The only thing to be said about it, is that it demonstrated the fact that people had to cut their lawns at least once a week, usually on a fecking Sunday. Because if the grass grew more than about an inch, the mower could cope with it. Posh people also had the grass collector attached.

Must be fecking crazy

Witch craft every second of it.

I wonder what the owner has for tea.

You would have thought he would have learnt his lesson the first time, but to do it again straight after, that's just dumb.

And the award for shell toilet of the year for the 8th year running is......

#8 Can't believe I made that comment 8 years ago. I would now like to apologise to the crab, hope it grew its leg back and went on to live a long happy crabby life on the ocean bed. I may update my comment in 2029.

That really should be out

Trey should spend less time teaching kids how to swim and more time teaching them how to tred water.

And rightly so....................................

Odd video, a bit like going to the supermarket. Having said that very impressive range of fruit and veg and beautifully displayed.

Nature is a cruel son of a bitch.

I remember the very first one of these when the robot just layed on his back and gave you the finger.

Yeah it wouldn't look like that if I did it.

I went into a restaurant recently they had a sign saying 'Continental breakfast served anytime'. So I ordered French toast during the renaissance.

I don't get it, the world is real and I know it's not a perfect sphere but why can't we miniaturise it down to any size and it all be exactly in proportion?

I hope they sent him to a polite prison.

What a lovely young woman.

I wonder if it uses the litter tray.

I bet there were some strange odours coming from that beach and not just Hippy oil.

It actually slightly unreal like the disasters they made on Thunderbirds in the 1960's. Imagine the cost as well as the loss of life. I wonder what the area looks like now, did they rebuild or walk away?

#5 It would spit you out.

I wonder if they covered that in staff training.

None shall pass!

As I've said for a long time, Amazon is an awful company but far too convenient.

I'd like to see the frog jump off and walk away......before I completely rule out superglue.

Close call................

What if it had been a Griffin?

Looks like it was recorded on an Amstrad VHSc camcoder and this is about the 27th copy.

That's all very well, but what if you want a puntchure and a flat tyre hey!! They didn't think of that did they, wankers!

The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round round and round the wheels on the bus go round and round all day long.

The bus is in air when will it come down will it come down will it come down the bus is in the air when will it come down, oh oh shit

When the wheels stop turning yes indeed yes indeed yes indeed, when the wheels stop turning yes in deed fecking soon.

The passengers are spewing everywhere everywhere everywhere the passengers spewing everywhere in to buckets

But theres a hole in my bucket dear Eliza dear Eliza there's a hole in bucket dear Eliza so fuckit.

#3 Another piece of spam that noone wants to open!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great video..................

I'd make him go back up and put it all back.

Very good. I'm amazed that aircraft in the fire had to be written off though?

Fasinating video, fasinating subject I can't undestand why anyone wouldn't be interested in this.

Watching it again, it would have been nice to see the in the air part at actual speed. Also did anyone notice that when the music was slowed down just before he landed, it sounded like the emergency services

Where there is a market people will find ways of making a living, good luck to him. I bet he makes a pittance on each one.

I think the value of shush just went right down.

Lucky Ducky and her brood. I've watched this a number of times over the last nine years and I still worry and close one eye.

#18 That's how Australia was created in 1770, Captain Cook was sent to discover the place, but he only found New Zealand so he ordered his men to set fire to all the barrels of Ammonium Dichromate, that they carried with them, just in case, and whalla there was Australia, then all the Aborigines hopped accross from New Zealand on Kangeroos, each carrying a koala with a bush baby on it's back and thats how Australia was formed all thanks to Ammonium Dichromate and Capn Cook.

#18 That's how Australia was created.

#18 That's how Australia was created.

#18 That's how Australia was created.

#14 uggh I use a wart on my girlfriends chin

Could have given them some food..

I just love encounters like this, what an absolute priveledge to have a meeting language with another species, lucky guy, and lucky seal that she or she didn't meet a moron.

Pilot to landing crew on radio "Not funny guys, not fucking funny at all!!, was that you Dave, yeah I bet it was you, I'm gonna shove that junior hacksaw, right up your arse, when I finally land this fucking thing, you can hide, but I will find you"

ExHILarating.........................................

It's a Bee for goodness sake, what's it gonna do sting yer.

Ah just let it peck you, what's it gonna do, it has no teeth.

#2 My friend says they are crap.

#* Welcome to snotr Scammer now you can feck off. How annoying and I was going to say something nice about mazes.

Can today get any Snotr worse...No new video again and the Classic video of the day, was the Classic video of the day 11 days ago

Well for the second time in three years that's 13 minutes and 26 seconds that I won't get back...but you know I kinda don't mind at the moment.

Well he managed another 4 years after this interview, probably died in his sleep, tossing and turning.

If we had been shown that experiment at school I would heve invented the hover board by now.

I'm only guessing but is this now not around anymore?

#20 ....................................................

Presemably somewhere on masterlocks packaging there is a little note that says...The lock you have just bought, is a piece of shit and will not do the job you bought it for, but thank you for your purchase. Why doesn't the world get together and sue their ass.

Red hot here at the moment, so nice to see a little ice.

Still amazing four years on.

So if he doesn't notice, does the lion get to eat him?

That's very cute, does he not get rats too?

Has anyone on Snotr been to New York and seen the paining? Is it not protected from maniacs in the public?

I would imagine this has since been updated.

#8 Cheap, do you know much those flip top bins cost?

I wonder how many they will be building when electric rules.

So whats the differance between a chipmonk and a squirrel, come on anyone but don't reach for wiki or those things we used to use er what were they called Hooks no somrthing like hooks uum looks no thats not right oh got it, enclyclopedias.

#7 Looks like English, but I havent got a clue what you mean?

I wonder how often people fall into someone elses pan on the way to theirs, presumably the bigger the pan the wealthier the owner. Do you think they offer pan time share?

Did anyone notice whether it was heads or tails?

When you think about it, it's just a full size version of a small model of itself, but with real parts. Nothing to see here folks. Why don't they make large scale versions of small things

Oh the days when we had 50 comments, seem only 11 years ago..I bet some of those fails have left some with life changing injuries, the guy who faceplanted the wall for instance.

I'm sure that guy called my wife the other night

#3 He's not going to be by himself, I'll be strapped to his back

#1

Some guys have all the luck
Some guys have all the pain
Some guys get all the breaks
Some guys do nothing but complain
Alone in a crowd on a bus after working, I'm dreaming
The guy next to me has a girl in his arms, my arms are empty
How does it feel when the girl next to you says she loves you?
Seems so unfair when there's love everywhere but there's none for me
Some guys have all the luck
Some guys have all the pain
Some guys get all the breaks
Some guys do nothing but complain
Woo woo woo
Woo woo woo
Someone to take on a walk by the lake Lord, let it be me
Someone who's shy, someone who'd cry at sad movies
I know I would die if I ever found out she was foolin' me
You're just a dream, and as real as it seems, I ain't that lucky
Some guys have all the luck…


TURNS OUT THAT SOME OF HIS STORIES ARE IN DISPUTE.

Am I the only one thinking, has anyone gone over the edge?

Just measuring up my back garden as I type.

Presumably you can cut it with an axe if it isn't sitting on a piece of softwood, where it sinks in. What about sissors? Any anyway why is everyone trying to cut this stuff, leave it alone.

#9 But clearly it wasn't

#5 Of course they are they are mammals

And no sign of Adam, Eve, God or Moses, what a surprise.

#2 I agree with all the comments

I didn't see a lot of cheek to cheek dancing, which cheeks did they mean anyway.

Uummm yeah

Is it reasonable to say he didn't age well? I was waiting for the ear to disapear then I remembered that it wasn't Van Gogh

Now that I would like to do Hate those fecking rope ladders though.

That would be me again, seeing that shadow, pissing myself.

I would have expected at least an Aaaaaaahhhhh but no nothing.

Apart from the sheer fear of being up there I think the thing that would tip me over the edge, so to speak, would be the seeing my fecking shadow way below me, you know just as a reminder of how fecking high I was, nice to watch but not my idea of fun sadly and I say sadly because I wish I were the kind of person who could enjoy doing that.

So enjoying the new videos, I'm trying and failing not to binge watch them.....just in case

Yeah what they said.

Feck me! Whatever those guys are being paid it aint enough.

Just amazing..............

Well if I had to choose, any would do.

What year was this then?

I wonder how many women, rinse those things and how many just put them straight back in the drawer.

Not something you want to have to do twice in your life, I niced someone lying on the floor at the end, I wonder if that was someone who jumped or someone who they landed on.

We'll I'd like to think that I will be the last to leave this site but happier to hear that it isn't going anywhere anytime soon and better still if new video's start to appear. Thanks Geester

#22 Have you not heard of car theft?

#40 It really is a great shame. I have been with Snotr for many years and have watched all the videos since I joined, not to mention all the videos of the day and many many random videos. My biggest feeling of loss is all the video's I have stored as favourates, literally hundreds and although I don't watch them often, I like to know that they are there and that I can look at them when I want. If the site disapears all that will be lost. I've gotten used to the lack of new videos now and if I'm honest the rate that they had been posted over the last couple of years has been so slow and limited I know it was never going to rise up again. The owners have been trying to sell the site for years and clearly the advertising hasn't brought in enough income for it to run.

I do wish Geekster or who ever owns this site would post a complete and honest message, explaining what is going to happen and when and what the site is currently costing to keep it 'semi' live on the internet as I have no idea. Ther must be server costs and contract periods that are going to need renewing or allowed to lapse. Although I would like to think that when the bills arrive someone will pay them, but in this world with no financial benifit who is going to do that.

So come on Snotr, lets have some costs, what are you paying out annually to keep this site visable and what income are you getting from advertising to offset that, what is going to happen to this once wonderful site and when. We your loyal viewers deserve some feedback.

Regards JJ

#12 Oh...... Anyone wanna buy some Lava?

I think that second one kind of passed the quick test.

#35 This site died a long long time ago, it just hasn't fallen over yet.

I bet their 20p's will run out before they get that mess sorted out...."Mum can I have some more change?"

#33 Not sure if you are trying to stir up an argument here Social Media, I'm mearly stating a fact, perhaps if you and some of the others who visit this site but rarely leave a comment, started doing so, we might have a bit more of a comunity on here like it was a few years ago. I think it's a great shame that Snotr has become a big of a social graveyard of late.

Well speaking for myself, considering it's been 40 days since there has been any word from you Geekster or anyone else running this site. it has felt like the site has been abandoned. It's obvious that the 'Classic video of the day' is set on auto pilot. It would be nice to hear from one of you a little more often, giving us and when I say us, from a comment point of view that usually means me and ocassionally two others, an update. Only takes a moment to type a message guys, no one is that busy, even busy AF people can type a message.

There is some room for error, the wires won't be live and it would be much trickier with an aeroplane. Right tool for the Job, if you can fly a helecoptor it's the spinning equivevant of doing reverse parking between two cars.

When the hens starts going out and bringing back tins of cats food they will probably made a film about it staring Jack Nicholson and a big Indian

#29 To think that was only 55 years ago, life looked and indeed was for those people like the middle ages and obviously they were all on the fiddle Here's my video of the day https://youtu.be/oqjYchwkSpc

Well this next clip is definitely going to leave a lot of people behind, be interesting to hear from anyone who hadn't heard of these two https://youtu.be/k9LH0-nMSpk

Conversation on phone

"Yes Darling I'm going to be late home again"
"No Darling I am not shagging the office girl again"
" I was just coming around the corner and I would have been home"
" I don't really care if you think I am lying or not"
"Why you want to know why? I'll tell you why because in about seven minutes you are not going to be my wife anymore"
"Oh so have looked out of the window now have you?"
"Come on I think I deserve an apology, don't you"
"What was for dinner?"
"Awww Shitski my favourate, what a shame"
"Yeah running would be an idea"
"if you make it I'll see you at your sisters around 7pm"
"Bye darling Bye..bye..bye...no you go..bye kiss kiss"

Two years on since I last liked it, I've now changed my mind, I hate the fkin table now, wouldn't give it space in my shed, I'm very fickle aren't I.

Still alive...84 now

I would have loved to see the camera swing round to show the produced holding the kid in a head lock with his hand over her mouth

#25 Dont see you very often Your's was a little weird, but weird is fine. Here is mine for today https://youtu.be/YgOYLDf5Wv8

#23 Glad to have you with me krazeeyez. Notice you are from Mongolia, so what's life like in your country, do you have a job, family, is life good? PM me if you wish. Enjoyed your last video it's amazing how many prugnint woman are out there lol. Here are mine for today https://youtu.be/p_5yt5IX38I and https://youtu.be/GIN5aTyy5MA

That's my kind of cat.

I've been thinking guys if nobody in Admin are going to put new videos on when we know there are at least 10 sent recently by Thunders. All we need to do is become a collective parasite . We don't actually need admin to put us new video's on, in fact they go though a system where they don't allow certain videos probably due to copyright and stuff like that. BUT we can get around that completely by simply posting the videos we want to be seen directly onto this Alternative Math posting. I don't know why I didn't think about this before. So come on, keep it reasonable, remember there are kids that use this site, or at least I assume they do I don't actually know who uses the site these days.

I'll start it off with this one and remember you can still vote it up or down and nobody can complain that your video's are not being shown. Obviously in the mean time if Admin would like to start putting new videos on all the better. Here is my first posting on Parasitic Snotr.com https://youtu.be/_5m_J5wogMQ

Holy shitingtons, lucky barstards

Great music too.

COME ON ADMIN 26 DAYS AND NO NEW VIDEOS!!!! HAVE YOU ALL BEEN STRUCK BY COVID-19? Obviously if you have I'm really sorry BUT YOU HAV'NT HAVE YOU SO COME ON LETS HAVE SOME NEW VIDEOs OR PULL THE PLUG>

Someone pulled the plug out.

Back in the days when 64 people might comment on a video..in 2021 it drops to an average of 2

#14 Ok I have hundreds stored in my favourites

Here are a few of mine

https://www.snotr.com/video/434/Family_Guy_chicken_fights

https://www.snotr.com/video/2165/Indian_teacher_explains_the_word_fuck

https://www.snotr.com/video/1746/Gollum_receives_award

#10 You really are bored arn't you krazeeeyer As it happens yes, having moved house I had to drive 376 miles to check these two out last Wednesday, still at it, the cat started a blog back in April and the pigeon took a course in calcium antropology, the study of milkmen. Between them they have also started a magic act where the cat actually catches the pigeon and appears to swallow it whole, only for the pigeon to reapear on the street below inside a milk bottle, the cat then breaks open the bottle with a tiny cat hammer and the two of them vanish into thin air then appear back on the ledge.

The hip replacement had to be redone (a lot of them do) the fecking vet put it in, back to front so the cat was doing a lot of unnessasary circles. The pigeon on it's last molt is now all psycodelic in its plumage, displaying purples, orange and flashing amber. All in all it was worth the petrol, plus there is a really nice bar near by that sells Bitter in gallon glasses, you have to quickly make friends with all the people in the bar to help you tip it, as they refuse to sell straws due to the effect they have on climate change. I told um that wouldn't be a problem if they only sold paper straws but they thought that was a stupid idea and turned all the regulars against me, so I couldn't drink my beer. What started off as a really good day, ended up on a bit of a downer, I'm sure you will agree. But I'm sure that's happened to you

#12 Yep like a Dyson.

Interesting very interesting and not very funny

I wonder how much you would need to slow it down to watch it completed at normal speed.

Where do you get great big chunks of copper and magnets like that.

#9 I'd be happy if they just posted one, I mean how long can it take? The last one has been there for 19 days now....

Funny video....

I would like to think that that paper plane in in a glass cabinet somewhere with the video of it's flight playing behind it.

He's obviously been put down in a previous life.

#5 I agree Thunders, get some some uploaded.

Just imagine Friday lunch time, they go out for a couple of pints and a pie then in the afternoon pissed they get all leary and kill someone.

Swap the injured dog for a human and the chances are the person who went over would be stealing his mobile phone and wallet. I fecking hate some humans.

I'm pretty sure he passed me in Milwaukee the other week, his dads closing in.

#2 Ah thanks, now I kinda wish I hadn't mentioned it ADMIN THAT WAS A FECK AWFUL VIDEO

ADMIN THE FECKING VIDEO WON'T PLAY, IT'S BEEN SAT THERE NOW FOR DAYS........

#19 Thankgoodness for you I thought I was experiancing deja vu

BY THE WAY ADMIN IF YOU READ THESE MESSAGES, CAN YOU SORT THE CURRENT LATEST VIDEO, IT WON'T PLAY!!

He should try the arrow on the right side of his bow..just saying.

Imagine the static build up on that car now

Tried it in my bath, I almost went back in time.

That Elephant should be taken around secondary schools in the UK.

Wow this wouldn't play yesterday, I'm really glad I came back to it today. Woman and bicycle in absolutely perfect harmony, imagine what she could have done if it had gears.

Was that meant to be slow or is my Laptop playing up again?

I think we can assume for whatever reason, he was in a bit of a hurry. Options 1) Stolen car, 2) Pregnant wife in car 3) Third time he's been late for work that week on final warning 4) Needed the loo, really badly 5) under cover police officer 6) It was a film stunt and some idiot from scientology was doing his own stunts again. 7) Is there a plane about to take off somewhere 8) His wife is taking his kids out of the country 9) he knows that a bomb is about to go off and he's determined to save the state. 10) oou there must be others but I've got to answer the doorbell.

The flying Lorryman.

She made an impressive house there..for a fox.

So did anything happen next?

Fascinating apart from the nosy barsteward at the beginning

Spoiler alert. The end is exactly the same as the beginning

Wherever that is, I don't want to go there, kin nutters.

Actually if they had stayed exactly where they were, they could only have got slightly wet, but I would have been with them...in fact I would have been ahead of most of them. They could call this Tsunami practice.

Yep...not for me...but yep.

Amazing, I'm so glad we were able to visually see that, it wouldn't have been half as good if we had only been able to visually hear it.

That was so boring I only watched it about six times

If nothing else, he can get a job, cleaning driveways. or clearing snow in the winter.

i find the narration really irritating, why doesn't he just get on with it.

So around ten minutes to produce that, lets say four an hour, 32 in an 8 hour day, probably a millionaire by now.

I bet they couldn't do it that fast if they were being played some slower tempo music like some Leonard Cohen "Suzanne takes you do-wn to her place near the river, you can hear the boats go by, you can spend the night beside her" https://youtu.be/svitEEpI07E

#5 A goose would certainly be cooked. emoji's not working wow first time oh they are now on the edit

I bet that's the dogs name or just Kane

Cat asks for a stroke, cat gets stroke, now cat can't move anything down it's left hand side and it's face is all droopy.

#13 No no no we don't do that, not nice.

What kind of a coconut is that. The one's I know have dark hairy shells, while the coconut flesh is on the inside and coconut water inside that. You have to use a hammer to get inside them, or drop them from a great height. That one looks more like an apple.

I wonder if it was an expensive one..just send another drone to find it... International Rescue Drone..

Good recovery there, BBC training at it's best, switch to the weatherman.

And a whole new band of viewers are out this afternoon trying master-locks and stealing bikes.

And now he's got a center parting

#5#6 It's been pretty lonely on here for a long time, I swear some mornings tumbleweeds blow across my screen before I get to the classic video of the day. It would be nice if more people made a daily comment and put a few new video's on and it would be just as nice if Admin were to post new video's a little more often. The bloody kidnapping cat video above has been here for ten days now. But I won't be deterred I will keep logging in as long as Snotr will have me. JJSASSP xx

I wonder what they cost if you didn't build your own

I've seen instruments playing puppets

That is impressive even for a cat, I'm thinking Aertex. Aertex good name for a cat

#14 Or when your wife is with you and two guys pass by

#13 Sorry I've taken six years to answer Thunders, I like to think things through thoroughly.....still not sure

If they were birds it would be feathers

#3 I'll keep my eyes peeled Thunders

Wow never seen that before. 1934 nothing changes does it.

#1 You too Thunders, thanks for all the video's you have posted by the way.

All gets a bit samey after a while doesn't it...like I was an expert after about ten seconds, why didn't he show us the cutting out and the making the holes and the stamping the motif? Bit of a stitch up in my opinion

#2 Yes I thought that too Thunders, why was their no sound too

Wow this is awful. I don't fully understand where the threat is coming from, is it just the family of the one who has been killed or is it from the whole community. I'm guessing but prepared to be wrong, that this is linked to some religion? It makes no human sense whatsoever, the person who committed the crime is in prison, that would be normal all over the world, some countries would have capital punishment included in that process, but to punish the family is inhuman. I wonder how the people who are instigating this rule sleep at night, knowing that children much like their own, if they have any are not allowed to leave the four walls of their house, year after year after year, when they have done absolutely nothing wrong. How can you stay respectful in commenting on this when it is a heartless backward process that deserves no respect. Wake up Albania it's 2021 not 0001

I know a girl who got Poison Ivy on her brain, the only way she could scratch it was to think about sandpaper. Steven Wright early days.

If it was a dog I'd be thinking Fox Pooh.

I just wish for the sake of the common man and decency that he had showed at least two pieces of wood that either split or where he drilled the hole in the wrong place, you know just to stop us all from feeling quite so inadequate in the woodworking department.

#7 Not to mention the unlucky car drivers

Trying to think of 2000 reasons why that might have been a waste, but I could only come up with around 9, if they were shot three times each, you know just to be sure, that still leaves 1973 bullets.

And now he is accepted we will turn the camera off...far too rude.

These was a much easier way, but afterwards they had to uninvent helicopters.

or "Yes madam we put out your house fire and for the first time ever this has added value to your home" "How?...Because you now live in the middle of a lake..do you own a boat?"

It used to be a regular thing to see at the side of the road in the summer, a sideways laying caravan, you don't see it so often these days. Someone I know had his touring caravan go into a wobble, luckily without tipping and he got out the car and refused to pull it ever again, shook him up so much, his wife drove it home and they bought a static caravan lol.

I wouldn't call it great skills at all, I would call it fecking dangerous sailing and a lot of luck. There is no way they should got so close to that other boat.

I wonder if they have had the courage to make a "Okay we fecked up last time" video

Definitely gonna need bigger balls

#18 Thought I would keep you guessing for a little while. Five years is nearly enough

I bet that was fun while it lasted.

The dog must think he is growing incredibly fast.

#2 I mean something that doesn't require for him to be on his back in a grotty room staring at the ceiling.

Proof if it was needed that spending too long on multimedia is not good for your future.

Wow that is a toughie, So how long has he actually been in the iron lung and isn't there a more portable option for him in 2021.