If it starts doing Darth Vader call the vet.

I think it thinks it a telephone it calling Mark Mark Mark Mark.

I wonder five years on what actually happened to the car, was it scraped, was it repaired and then sold, did I buy it..

Quite disappointed, when I saw the title I was thinking of all the really unpleasant areas like, between the toes, especially between the little toe and the next one, than I thought about between the fingers, under and over your ear lobes, finger tips of course but a bit common, eye lids, tongue...imagine the tongue, side of the nose on a cold day quite unpleasant, eye balls, ball balls, parts we can't mention because it's a family show....between the teeth. Then of course we have to consider length I mean like full side of A5 not as bad as full length of A4 but of course if we are talking hardball I'm thinking slow and deep on the old A3 then of course we need the vinegar, lemon and salt. come on admit you are dithering just a little now, squirming on a seat a bit..

#2 Yeah I don't like it either, heard it in lots of Youtube videos usually when its ten of something or worse still twenty.

Yes very well done, it wouldn't be my subject matter but whatever floats your boat.

#8 Yeah look, that is what I meant Friedy lets have a look at your back yard immediately, I'm thinking we are going to see welding equiptment, sub panels and a long hose at the very least oh and rivets lots and lots of rivets.....Coast Guard get round to KFC's place immediately.

OH and while we are grassing people up like KFC (COAST GUARD COME ON THERE< QUICKLY) ADMIN we have been stuck on this fecking page for three days now, I'm getting seasick, KFC is getting away (COOAST GUARD...HE'S RUNNIG AWAY HERE!!!) and we would all like a new video or several please.

If it wasn't for the opening title that could have been quite tense.

#3 You seem to know just a little too much about these subs for my liking Fried Chicken, I demand we have a look in your garage, the one that backs onto that river.

#1 My guess if they had they would soon have Died Died Died.

Feck me just read some of comments five years ago, what the feck was going on with DogFish?
Anyway five years on I wonder how the guy in the video is doing now seventeen, probably got his eyes on a CEO's position somewhere.

Of course we didn't actually see the car did we, I'm thinking Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and she pressed the wing button by mistake.

Proof if you needed it that there is a god, problem is that gods are fecking stupid, all this one manged to do was design a fecking creature that once on it's back can't right itself. Everything else natural selection and no god needed thank you very much.

Fecking hate balloons, it should be legal to shoot them out of sky, the big hot air filled bastards.

Vary vary strange.....

I wonder how long it will be before we have liver boxing, punches to anywhere else being illegal

uum yes very good, could do with a bit of colour.

The bear obviously doesn't like the smell of Human urine. I was really hoping that the bear would suddenly open it's mouth and go "WWWWRRROOOOORRRR"

I appreciate that the two guys on the stage and the audience thinks this is funny and I like a joke better than most people, I really do, but if you are American reading this you need to know that this joke doesn't travel well and I'll tell you why. If I were trying to put a racist basket of food together in the UK to play a prank on a Black friend of mine, I wouldn't know what to put in there. Maybe that speaks volumes about the difference between the UK and the good old USA.

Gotta get some of that chalk....oh and perhaps better get a chalk board...and a board rubber.. and a reason to use it...Oh feck it can't be arsed.

I didn't see any break-lights in front but the angle wasn't great, very fortunate there weren't more cars clipped in that, nasty roll though. The white van that the motorbike passed just before the accident can take SOLACE in the fact that he wasn't involved

COME ON ADMIN THE RECORDS STUCK AGAIN......

I think they need to redesign cars so that they can withstand an impact from a Russian tyre from above. By the way in the UK we call them TYRES not TIRES you know the proper English spelling.

My goodness a twelve year old video.

Broken bone count ...anyone?

Without substituting Jennifer Lawrence I can think of no better way to be woken up in the morning.

#1 No it isn't..............Apologies It's argumentative Friday today...really sorry....no I'm not!...Sorry still getting over indecisive Thursday you plonker...oh and I'm in training for insulting Saturday. Anyway yeah whatever you said it was really interesting, you must be really really clever....soon be condescending Sunday If it all fails and we have no electricity it won't bother me in the slightest....especially on couldn't give a monkeys Monday..

Uum very interesting, would have liked to have seen some dancing cats.......but then he said it was kinda bad so perhaps not...but then again they weren't dogs they were cats so bring on the dancing cats, come on lets see the Polka oh come on a waltz...fox trot...the bump........a tango.......smooch...a nice samba or a bosa nova...an american smooth.......the old tiger-feet dance...thats right thats right thats right thats right I really love that tiger night thats neat thats neat thats neat thats neat I really love those tiger feet....... those tiger fe-eeeeeeeet!!!

Yes it was Blabber mouth now everyone knows...send him to the tower

#14 Yeah that was me, but I have to update my position on rats. What I don't like is any animal dieing slowly and suffering, such as the one I mentioned in my comment #12 above. The only two options I then had at that time was kill it manually or let it go, so I let it go. However earlier in the year we put out food for the wild birds and started getting a family of rats coming to the feeding area, so I had to do something. I bought an air rifle and shot maybe ten of them over a few days and that was it, didn't see anymore. It's a good rifle and each shot finished them off in a second or two, That didn't bother me as it was quick and effective. Now we have a couple of squirrels that come to the feeder, I can't shoot a squirrel, it's got a fluffy tail and is cute, so I bought a .357 magnum snub nose replica BB gun, the sound alone bothers the squirrels, not enough to not come back, so I've rigged up a little brass bell next to the feeder and I shoot the bell, that does the trick lol.

Just imagine if you had a broken leg or something, being spun around like that, feck me, vomit, blood and bone fragments. Just leave me in the desert to die peacefully or get gently eaten by something UgggHHHHH I feel nauseous just thinking about it. I'd like to see a video of the person they rescued seconds later.

So they have a gun and a laser?

#2 Feck me and I thought I was old

Well I can see that it would produce some very useful muscles, yeah I like it.

Absolutely fantastic, I remember seeing this video years ago and loved it then. It just shows what a state music is in when 'OLD TOWN ROAD' is at the top of an American chart when there is music like this around..Just wonderful..I'm off to the my shed with my drill a looking for me shovel.

#6 Yeah actually it's not just the last 8 seconds it's several years of his smug face that has worn me down. I probably quite enjoyed the first one. He now makes me More Irritated Everyday. I do find it a serious conflict someone who believes in the bible running a show called Smarter Every Day! IRONY AT ITS BEST!! I also don't like family's where the son calls his Dad SIR, he's your dad and that's all he is and he's no doubt bringing you up to believe a whole book load of tosh. Tune into the Atheist Experience in Austin before it's too late lol

They are going to need a crane to sort that out...oh ..

#10 No no he is 12.

I just find this guy oh and the bible irritating

You may not have noticed the bible reference at the end of this video, very nice about Corn

John 12:24-26 King James Version (KJV)
24 Verily, verily, I say unto you, Except a corn of wheat fall into the ground and die, it abideth alone: but if it die, it bringeth forth much fruit.

25 He that loveth his life shall lose it; and he that hateth his life in this world shall keep it unto life eternal.

26 If any man serve me, let him follow me; and where I am, there shall also my servant be: if any man serve me, him will my Father honour.

Obviously for balance you also need to read what god says about slavery..He kinda likes it.

Exodus 21 New International Version (NIV)
21 “These are the laws you are to set before them:

Hebrew Servants
2 “If you buy a Hebrew servant, he is to serve you for six years. But in the seventh year, he shall go free, without paying anything. 3 If he comes alone, he is to go free alone; but if he has a wife when he comes, she is to go with him. 4 If his master gives him a wife and she bears him sons or daughters, the woman and her children shall belong to her master, and only the man shall go free.

5 “But if the servant declares, ‘I love my master and my wife and children and do not want to go free,’ 6 then his master must take him before the judges.[a] He shall take him to the door or the doorpost and pierce his ear with an awl. Then he will be his servant for life.

7 “If a man sells his daughter as a servant, she is not to go free as male servants do. 8 If she does not please the master who has selected her for himself,[b] he must let her be redeemed. He has no right to sell her to foreigners, because he has broken faith with her. 9 If he selects her for his son, he must grant her the rights of a daughter. 10 If he marries another woman, he must not deprive the first one of her food, clothing and marital rights. 11 If he does not provide her with these three things, she is to go free, without any payment of money.

Maybe this was a pre ISIS training video. Who was the fellow anyway, someone famous perhaps?

That must bloody hurt coming off the bar like that, very courageous.

I wish I had been born with spikes on my back, the time I would have saved on ironing and the money I would have saved on post-its and when I went out at night no one would need to watch my back

The wonderful of strange dogs, I love it.

#3 Have you got decaf coffee Thunders?,you know in case I pop round, won't want tea even with the milk in last yuck.

Well made, really enjoyed that.

63% Hey!! I'm 72.7% wondering how they feck they came up with 63%

Weirdski........

You know I fecking hate rap but I might just be a convert, that was absolutely fecking hilarious, thanks Neik..

#2 You do know, that I did know that, don't you Thunders?

Anyone notice the blatant ad placement of the Weetabix box at the end, they shouldn't do that because now I want Weekabix, which just shows the power of advertising, incidentally Weetabix is on offer at Tesco's at the moment you should buy some, bet you can't eats three.

Finally there was no warning that creating plasma in your microwave while eating your Weetabix the delicious breakfast dish, so presumably we are not going to set our kitchen on fire if we try and repeat the experiment?

six years on I wonder how many he has now?

If you only have one move, that is the one to have, he probably practices that for fifteen hours a day. This is probably his daily routine, 8am avoids the postman, 8:15 avoids paying the milkman, 8:30 avoids paying for his tube ticket. 9;07 late for work avoids his boss and makes it to his seat unnoticed. 11am avoids making his own coffee by distracting his colleague and stealing his. 1pm the sandwich guy arrives, he avoids paying him saying "I'll sort it with you at the end of the week" he always takes Friday off. 3;30pm avoids making another coffee using tactic of 11am, colleague feeling pretty thirsty. 6pm goes for a drink with the guys, avoids paying for a round, leaving when it is his turn. 8;20pm decides to have a meal in a restaurant, avoids paying the bill by doing a runner. 9:50pm decides to get taxi home, avoids paying bill by giving driver cash attached by a little piece of invisible line which he pulls out of the window as the car drives off. 10:40pm avoids his wife by sleeping with his girlfriend, avoids not getting her pregnant by avoiding using a condom, now has seven children which he avoids seeing as often as possible. The weekend competes in Sumo competitions. The end. JJ

#11 The waiter was up the Greek without a paddle.

I think we should examine why someone stole that bridge, how they stole it and what they did with the stolen bridge, also are they coming back for more of the bridge and maybe the road attached to it. I suggest that a camera is set up and possibly put on a live webcam link so we can keep an eye on it, maybe catch the perpetrators. Has anyone checked to see if any of the materials from the bridge have turned up on landfill, I'm thinking probably not, well this needs looking into. Otherwise bridge stealers will get more and more confident and before we know it another bridge will be stolen and then another, maybe one that we like, you know, it's easy to scoff at this stolen bridge because we're thinking 'Well I'm never gonna need that bridge, I'm not going that way anytime soon, it's not on my route, I'm probably not even going to that country, so why should I care about one solitary missing bridge' well that's just how Nazi Germany started. Love and peace brethren L&P.

I remember the first black screen led watch made by Clive Sinclair. If you wanted to know the time, you had to press a button on the side of the watch, then a little red digital time display would appear. I remember thinking it was amazing as it was also wafer thin. After a few days it became really irritating though as previously you just looked at your watch and you knew what time it was, suddenly technology made things worse.

Oh I'm in love...again, what a lovely little guy guys.

#33 Totally agree Thunders, poor little fellow, imagine one of us changing size with that little creature, most of us, would just Pizz our pants, not him he kept his ground even against an obviously superior potential enemy. He shouldn't be laughed at he's a brave little guy, possibly a god.

You can actually buy little pieces of this stuff www.buyaerogel.com if you are curious.

Tis witchcraft, this is no clock, then there is a clock, then there is no clock, sorcery I say, I demand to see up the sleeves of the wizard.

This might be acceptable if no one could see it

ADMIN I'm pretty sure we have another SPAM PLASTIC in the form of #3PHAMYEN could you remove the turd from the system please.

#5 I can assure you that if I touched you with paint you wouldn't be worth a few hundred thousand at all...I mean Banksy that guy, not me, not me at all, don't start getting the wrong idea, he's not me at all oh no...now where is my spray can. Also everyone in the world knows about my HIS stunt with the shredder. It was televised all over the globe, I thought, he thought it was a wizard wheeze

Ah bugger I bought the bottom piece on the right didn't realise it was part of a collection, it was all he had left at 5:25pm when I walked past.

Well that's ten minutes and forty seconds of my life I just gave away and nobody caught fire or nothing, just cooking and cursing pork chops and I'm not even a meat eater, why would I watch this

A Velcro floor and baby grow would slow him down.

#2 I've probably got them in my field for the Grandchildren to play in along with the Sinclair C5..

Turkey Fear very debilitating...

I pretty sure once the kitten grew up to be a cat and the puppy grew up to be a Saint Bernard things would have changed. The cat is probably where my dog is now, buried in the front garden.

The Haves and the have Yachts..

Oh I thought something interesting was going to happen.

#2 It will only cause arguments with brainwashed Theists whose only argument is the evidence they call upon from their bibles and the like. This is not an argument at all, leave them to live in their imaginary world and the rest of us who live in reality can get on with ours. Fact and science will eventually de-solve the stupidities of religion, sadly it won't be in my lifetime or generations to come, but we are in new times and knowledge will eventually little by little separate stupid superstitions from the real world. It will just take the deaths of generations of fools to get there.

Interesting how nobody wanted that big blob at the top of the screen for ages and ages then Russia came along and said "Ok we'll have it then, I suppose it's not great though, but if that's all there is left without traveling a long way, well have it, you do understand that an awful lot of it is fecking awful though don't you, rest of the world?"

That's just the kind of shitty thing god would do if he existed, luckily for us he probably doesn't

This was five years ago, I wonder how many people they employ today, less at a guess. It does make me wonder how many fecking knives the world needs, surly you get to the point "Yep were done". I also wonder how many people have been stabbed by one of their knives and if more people have been stabbed by one of their kitchen knives compared to other kitchen knives and now I'm thinking FECK this is just one company in the world that mass produces knives, There are probably others!! where the flying feck are all the knives going, there must be more fecking knives than people. I mean like they don't exactly wear out do they? You fecking sharpen then, they last for ever, why why why so many knives......I mean are there countries that don't use knives and then suddenly decide to use knives, I don't get why we need so many knives....and forks!!! I mean forks last for ever, when did you last have to buy a new fork because your old fork wore out, they don't and you don't even have to sharpen forks, who is still making forks and why the feck are you doing that, we've got plenty of forks, stop, go make something else.. and don't get me started on spoons...I mean yeah ok little spoons go missing don't they, kids take them to school and fecking lose them, we accidentally throw them away with yogurt pots I get that, so yes perhaps keep making some not a lot just some spoons but stop with the knives, stop with the forks, no wonder metal prices have gone through the fecking roof, people are using it all up making Knives and forks...oh I'm so fecking angry this morning.. all this waste....I bet it's the fecking Chinese that'll be it, they have just started to realise what a fecking stupid idea Chop Sticks are, fecking stupid little sticks, fecking scooping up bits of rice and shit quickly into your mouth making people who haven't practiced using the bit's of polished twig for an entire fecking year look fecking stupid in restaurants. Bet those Chinese are starting to use Knives and forks and probably spoon like the rest of the 'Normal' world and of course there are about 2 Billion or something Chinese all probably suddenly ditching their little sticks for proper cutlery. All we've got to do now is get the idiots to stop using Rhino horn which is clinically proven to do absolutely fecking nothing for you when you are ill and is about to wipe out the world population of Rhino. In some ways it will be good when the Rhino has gone completely, because then the Chinese won't have it to put in their medicine, a large proportion of the Chinese population world wide will presumably then die of everything you can get and there will be less need for the production of Knives, forks and spoons Amen to that.

Thanks for the kind words guys. Lakelands are beautiful looking dogs, the problem is they are very variable in nature. I have met people who have had them and said "Never again" There is the working Lakeland (probably to be avoided if you aren't going to work them) and the none working. Problem is they look pretty much the same and you don't really know what you have until they show you, by which time you are stuck. Ours was so gentle and yes the curly coat was adorable to everyone who saw her, a real eye turner.
Also have a Giant (large) Munsterlander much like the speckled one in this video if you aren't familiar https://youtu.be/2XViwtJBJ20 and a couple of Chihuahuas, not like the ones in this link at all https://youtu.be/ftq0TQU3SQc JJ

#4 OMD BobT it's going to take me ages to check out all those links, but check them out I will.

My goodness I uploaded this sooo long ago it's probably gone rusty.

He needs to get another profession as he is really crap at this one. Wonder if he is in jail yet?

Thanks very much Thunders, She was a gorgeous Lakeland terrier, curly coat like a lamb, in the summer the tips of her ears went brown, in the winter they were light like the rest of her. She was a lot like the lighter one of this pair although she was a little smaller, you could scoop her up and carry her very easily. https://youtu.be/IM5mHUDo79Q JJ

Lovely cat... Just had to say goodbye to my dog today, very sad, she was about 15 got Lymphoma, went very peacefully but a massive loss.

What an awful bloke he didn't even say Bye Mum.

#3 Don't be silly Thunders......It was the entire aircraft carrier complete with aircraft.

Oh fantastic, don't know the song but I feel I now do, I'll google it lol. Obviously an African Grey absolutely brilliant. Thanks Suxi

Very interesting and also very interesting and also very interesting, the records stuck the records stuck the records st very interesting.

I don't mind in the slightest that Foxy got this video on Snotr, even though I was sent an almost identical version by a doctor friend of mine a few months ago and posted it to Snotr back then lol.

It does make you think though doesn't it, kind of makes a nonsense out of everything we are hearing on the news. My friend is quite an authority on the subject and tells me an awful lot of what we are being told is rubbish. He does think the Earth is a Triangle though, which is a bit worrying, trouble is he showed me his evidence and it's compelling

Tis witchcraft I can't even write my name exactly the same twice JJ Ji see!!

I'm from the good old U of K I wonder wonder how much Mexican I am?

That was a little frustrating at the end.

#1 Neither did she lol, she is going to ache in the morning.

Well at least the music was in tune

I wonder if he gets a twinge in his neck every time someone in the world watches this video.

Tell um about the honey mummy

You say albino, I say albino, you say potato, I say potato, albino albino, potato potato, lets call the whole thing off...

Perhaps it was Vodka.

What a great encounter, turtle was definitely attracted by the pattern on the divers air tank.

#1 I doubt they even knew, Just imagine the debrief....in Russian "Right who wants to start?" ...lots of whistling and staring out of the window.

Am I the only one who that thought the other thing that wasn't a can was a cat.

#26 I hope they decided it was a fecking stupid idea and dumped it.

I've always thought that rather than putting the onus on the car what would be better would be that all the pedestrians wore Mr Blobby costumes https://youtu.be/d1pJ4dluj0U Imagine if old people dressed like this all the time, there would be no more broken hips.

I'm thinking this is Meadowlark Spiderman filming in Harlem.

By the way I would like to take this opportunity to thank Admin for the increase in regular video's over the last few days, it is really appreciated guys or guy.

Handy how they guy found that branch to point put which star we were looking at.

It obviously went deaf but did it live.

Yeah nice idea.

Why was there no sound?

The standup bike was the only thing I got, but It has a limited market though, I mean Chris Rock might buy one possibly Eddy Murphy, Ricky Gervais but it's not a massive market, I mean I might get one but it's still not a massive market.

#8 Nice to have you back, just as delusional as when you left....

#5 Okay I for one give in, you are gonna have to tell us,....what happened?

Absolutely awful, I hate those rides.

Now if King Canute had have been standing there, he would almost have been proved wrong.

Do you think the Tiger was expecting to find another Tiger in the guys tank.

Well here we are just six years later and the world has completely run out of oil

Pretty sure I've said this before but this is the video that radicalized robots will be shown in the future before they go out in public and blow themselves up.

#2 Didn't require a vote down I've corrected that.

There were two people there that had they have been born three seconds earlier would have been squished, very lucky, very sad for the driver but not surprised, that was an awful brake-up of the RV, amazed the passenger is still alive actually. Hope she recovers.

If that cost more than the price of a chicken and a pizza they were over budget.

The sad thing is that the bastards that do this kind of thing have no respect for life.

What the flying spider feck was that all about, strange smoking ice cream thing. It's a great system unless the spider wants to go to a specific place.

Think I've seen this before

Jim is almost as heavy as the bear or is he wearing 12 coats.

Beautiful creature, never seen one.

#1 Gaming what's gaming?

#5 Hasn't arrived yet, little misunderstanding, we agreed 130.000, he thought I meant Euro's, I thought he wanted marbles!! Language barrier. Anyone in need of 130.000 marbles? One euro each?

Okay I'm very slightly (only very slightly you understand) unsure what I just watched.

Don't you just hate it when real ships like this one look a bit tacky so that they appear like they are computer generated.

Yeah it was okay but there was definitely time for him to to let go of the bike, do a 360 without it, get back on, crack open a beer and still land in one piece, just needs a bit of courage and imagination, as it stand it's a 5.

OKAY ADMIN We're seen enough of the lovely octopi's Octopuses Octopussies what ever the feck we want to call them. Can we please have some new video's we're dying here. I uploaded one a few days ago of a girl watching a video that was really exciting, put that one on, anything, just something. JJ SASSP...C...

Okay nine years later what the feck happened to this idea, never seen a floating bubble letter type thing ever, not once.

This is the video that religious robots in the future will use to indoctrinate new followers to go out and blow themselves up in public places.

Any else see all the dead ones on the floor.

What a wonderful creature, never seen one before, stunning.

#5 Ah thanks for your concern Thunders, just been on holiday, still went on Snotr a bit but not as much. Back now though, and if Admin would just keep the video's coming I'll be here on a daily basis if only to read your dulcet words.

Precocious child, awful parents, why do they do that..oh I know MONEY!

If I live to be 100 I'll never understand why the toilet urine expansion tank has to be in the overhead lockers.

Production team pre-shake in my opinion.

#1 Sadly that requires the elimination of most of Asia, these stupid backward countries that believe rhino horn, elephant horn and the scales of this beautiful creature etc etc etc is medicine, it fecking isn't you morons.

Nature is very cruel

I thought they were called secretary birds because ideally they have long legs.

Exactly what you would find on any street in the UK .....not

Come on admin. this video has been sat here for five days now, I take back what I said about Suxi if she is the only one submitting new videos put some of hers on. Anything just sick of watching this bloody mosy video.

I wonder what that guy is doing right now...let me guess.

Nice thing to do, magnificent creature.

Look lets do this in a fair and organised manor being totally considerate to all involved, keeping Ringmaster as a member and making everyone happy. This is what we do.... From now on refuse to watch any video uploaded by Suxi and boycott the site until Suxi's video count number is reduced by Admin down to 3 and finally Admin needs to change suxi's user name to "I'm Suxi-Montanna and I do nuffing in my life apart from upload videos and pizz people off" I think after all these years of aggravation, that is what needs to happen. I'm sure Suxi would agree wouldn't you Suxi (JJ operates a suxi ventriloquist doll...."yess I'm fine wiv all that" says Suxi) excellent well that's decided then.

All the air went to his Arsehole.

Oh dear oh dear oh dear, trouble at mill.

Not exactly sure how but I'm thinking the mafia might behind it.

Very interesting, is anyone else finding Snotr a little slow running at the moment, shouldn't be my broadband but I guess it's possible.

#13 lets hope it went septic.

I can't believe that even one of those regular sized people didn't know that was a stunt lol

#2 Ok £3585 Now I'm trying to think what I would prefer, one of those or a very nice Taylor or Martin Guitar, this is going to take some thought.......

I was just thinking I've gotta get me one of those, then at the end it tells you who to contact if you want one yippee Bet they are really expensive or dangerous or something......edit..I don't speak French but the only figure that I could read was 30.000 euros. Maybe I'll not bother

Needs fecking oiling Surly after over 135 years of use it is due to have a serious accident sending the down carriage crashing to the bottom from the top killing everyone on board

What about Snickers are they ok?

Could Bee smaller

I feel terribly sad for that woman, the kid is very likely autistic, no amount of smacking or threats are likely to make any difference. If I'm wrong, sure he needs hanging from a lamppost.

People don't realise that one in a hundred births results in a child with autism. You could be a great looking woman with a great job, have a great looking husband also with a great job, decide to have a baby and this is what you get. Takes over your entire life one second at a time. Violence out of nowhere, tantrums, can't take him or her anywhere without knowing when the bomb is going to go off. Marriages often split up, you can't work, your world ends up being nothing like you imagined. Eventually there is a good chance that the child becomes too much too handle, too powerful, potentially dangerous, will possibly never get a job and ends up in an institution.

Obviously I'm describing the extreme end of autism, many autistic people are nothing like this and just have a variety of social issues. Just remember 1 in 100, 10 in a 1000 that's getting on for 70,000,000 autistic people on the planet right now. Three million two hundred and seventy million in the USA alone. Add that to the 247,000,000 who believe in God in America, that leaves just 80.000.000 people in America you could have a sensible conversation with.

This is a prime example of just because you can why would you. AND I would really like to see whats happening the other end.

It didn't even look safe before he tugged at it

Could have had someones eye out

#10 At least the wing mirror in this example.

Looks great on a nice flat sea, lets hope it can stand up to being battered by hurricane winds and forty foot waves.

Oh for feck sake ADMIN, the same video every fecking morning here.... come on you have some new one's in the cupboard!!!!!!

Classic..................................

Not going to stop the guy behind you from running into you though unless he's got Eva., Eba's sister sitting in the back.

#12 Well I'm here, where are you?

Could he not have hired a scooter when he arrived at the hotel? Just had a look on line, there are countless mobility hire companies in Tulsa, alternatively they could have got a regular wheelchair and his wife could have pushed him. It's a none story really, unless they hadn't got any finances whatsoever having arrived.

#3 Hand wot weeere yor tist resullts?

Well I wouldn't want to live in that and my guess is the first tornado that passes through will reverse most of that work and if I were really picky there were at least two men at one point lol. But he certainly has a very wide skill set there and he made a good job of what was a really run down shack. I presume he's buying these to do up and sell or rent. Wonder what profit he makes on each one and how long they are actually taking to complete, probably a good living he's making there.

I've done a test to see have many Snotrians actually check the full content of their video's before submitting them and how many times Admin actually check them also. Today it's nil nil.

So four years on, can you buy one?

I wonder what was inside?

I wonder what he's doing now?

Amazing piece of history on film. If you imagine that film in colour apart from the strange stary woman on the pavement half way though, it looks like a completely normal time on any high street, little did they know of the horror what was to come.

My goodness it's gonna take a lot of buckets to get all that water back up there.

Now imagine that's a rat eating your Granddads ear. Oops sorry illusion shattered, somethings you just can't unthink can you.

Do you think they got away lol.

Although most of Suxi's video's videos are at best dodgy, this one is quite good as I'm sure there are a lot of people out there hearing current news about one side or the other, who don't know how it all began.

The sad thing about all this, is that all this hatred, all the people who have died is all about religion. About a belief in a god which is very likely to be all nonsense. The real truth is that we mammals evolved from a single ancestor ALL OF US, just the same as every other creature on this planet. Every idea and decision that came along subsequently was made by people and every war that has evolved from those decisions and ideas are absolutely meaningless. And when we all die, we end. It doesn't matter which side you are are on, which religion you spend your life following we are all going to just stop when we die. So make the most of your life while you have it, don't be greedy for another one, it's not going to happen, be nice to your fellow man, and be remembered for being a good person or coming up with a good idea that helps mankind better itself in some way.

I hope for absolute indisputable proof that God(s) do not exist, so that every conflict in the world with religion at it's core, will be seen as the mockery that it is and will stop.

#10 Yeah but if the bin is only a quarter full they are still coming too often lol.

Why has nobody mentioned that the guy in the still looks like Mr Spock.

#7 Oh Thunderous one, my point was very clear but you seem to have missed it lol. Efficient would be emptying the bins when they are full, anything less is inefficient, of course the bins hold more, I get the principle BUT the bin they emptied looked to be only about a quarter full, therefore it was not ready to be emptied but it was which is inefficient. Oh my goodness I need a lie down.......WE NEED NEW VIDEO'S ADMIN!!!!!!

#5 Of course it's inefficient as you are sending a team of paid men out in a lorry that uses fuel to empty a bin or bins potentially once a fortnight that probably only needs emptying once every six weeks. How is that efficient? Presumably they used to have regular bins at one point, so they must have changed to these large containers to save money on reduced collections. With the example we have just seen they are emptying them at the old rate.

#3 I have a feeling that your comment to my comment was trying to be Ironic. If I'm wrong don't read the next bit.

I don't think there is any problem with "There are two sides to every argument and both sides usually think they are right" as being an inspiring message for our children or for anyone for that matter. Why you would tag to that.....

(Ha yes, in other words:

"Don't ever stand up for anything, don't ever fight for anyone, don't ever try to make the world a better place.
It's all useless because there are no objective truths, and no wrong doers. There are always just two sides to every argument and both sides usually think they are right." ) I have no idea?

Why not read it as "The likelihood is that one side is wrong or the reasoning of one sides opinion may not be in line with your way of thinking but clearly it is theirs. Before you stand up for anything or for any one side, make sure you know all the facts. In many situations in life BOTH sides are wrong.

Too many people in this world make major life decisions based on very little, if any evidence. The most obvious one is religion, people are so insistent that their religion is the truth and all the others are false that they will go as far as killing other human beings because of their 'Faith' The evidence for any religion is insufficient for any such claims to be made. But all over the world people are killing each other and claiming territory over something that very possibly is nothing but made up and exaggerated stories from a time when superstition was the daily diet.

If this planet was ever visited by an alien race and they were not interested in eating us, we would be the laughing stock of the universe for what a large proportion of the planet still believe in the world in 2019.

If they had worked any slower the bin would have been full again. I see the theory here that the bins wouldn't need emptying as often, but that wasn't a quarter full and what about the other two? Surly if they have gone to that much trouble to dig fecking holes big enough to hold those things there would be some method of checking if they need emptying or not. A simple camera on the end of a cable attached to a tablet would do it, I bought one for about a tenner.

Chilling...Can't be recent though as there is still scaffolding up around Big Ben.

I wonder where he goes for semi skimmed.

There are two sides to every argument and both sides usually think they are right.

#4 No no she was trying to eat it.

What a guy, good for him and well done that man.

#1 Yeah it did, there is a helium shortage, perhaps if we all cut back on making our voices sound high and funny it would be okay again. I'm going to miss Tuesdays and Saturdays from now on, gotta do your bit

They look like little pigeons.

Get rid of those last two foils and it would fly right.

That's what you get when you try and eat a live octopus Be-ach. Didn't even know this was a thing but apparently yes in Korea they eat live octopus, I mean come on. This one fought back and I don't blame it, pity it didn't stick to her eyeball.

Yummy Yummy Yummy. Didn't say how much the food costs that they feed to the maggots, as soon as the factory supplying the biscuit waste realises that there is a demand for their waste and another company starts asking for it, there will be a cost involved I'm sure. It's starting to happen in coffee shops, people are going around collecting the waste coffee grinds for their gardens etc, eventually they will be charged for it.

#5 How long do you think he thought it would last?

It truly was amazing, imagine them all running for the bus home.

Wonderful to see, loved the moving walkway. It makes you want to jump into the screen and tell them how different life would be 120 years from then.

Oh bugger and I had my money on the cars.

AAAAH!!! probably around where???

That is a really good hold. Can't wait to go up to a mother with a screaming baby and pass this on.

Never never never erase the line. Anyone tried this with a hen?

#12 Just got you out of that negative comment there Thunders lol.

Re reading these comments three years on, I would like to add that I would probably drown just trying to take my trousers off, even if they weren't shorts or a kilt. I'm a little suspicious of the lack of response from Cameramaster after 'MY' idea for the inflatable sporran! I do hope he didn't nip off, start production and tried to steal the idea from under me.

Makes you wonder what happened to him eight years ago, wife died, retirement. I wonder how many people think he is thumbing a lift. I also wonder if he always buttons up his shirt that way.

#5 Thunders thunders, look you don't have to stick up for the nob that put this awful video on, they are probably of limited intelligence, maybe funny looking and have no friends. Let the idiot fight his or her own battles other wise you just encourage them to put more crap on, then everyone gets upset, turn away from the site, then the viewing numbers go down, then if they ever want to sell Snotr it will be absolutely worthless and it will be that persons fault. We just all need to agree that the world is full of stupids with no comical taste, you know people who really shouldn't be allowed out of their homes without a carer..................................................................oh .........................................................................................................................................

My goodness, so much I didn't know.

Dum did he dum, did he dum dum dum, did he dum dum dum? that is the question..

Tragic, just goes to show if you are in the wrong place at the wrong time, minding your own business your life can still end...just like that.

I wonder what he's doing with his magnets now?

I'd like to see a porno version

They should slow the whole process down, nobody needs to eat that much bacon.

#11 No we haven't

"Yeah that was good, I won't be asking you to do that again, now Mr Jones a couple of questions before we head back to the test center, what distance should you park your vehicle from the Kerb, and can you read the number plate on that vehicle parked just by the tower"?

#2 The Wonder Years, what a great series and had some amazing music in it, I remember they played "You've got a friend" rather a lot.

Maybe it is a ritual in his family that every time the house catches fire they must present the fire fighters with a broken padlock.

Husky's thoughts 'Sui Sui here pig pig pig, come on wake up I wanna play, you fat.. plus your're on my mat. oh come on, nobody sleeps through this, you're pretending now, Wake the feck up, ah at last we have pig stir, oh shit my dish still has food in it, gotta run, gotta beat the pig to my food."

Piggy's thoughts 'owil owil what the owil, must pretend oiwl to be asleep, fecking dog, every fecking morning, oiwl right in the liver oiwl, yeah look I don't need CPR ok owil, I wonder if there's any food left in his bowl, maybe I will wake up..'

Well at least he tied two knots. Can't be too careful.

#9 A little better!! She pissed on the guys drive!! If she had needed a pooh she would likely have done that too. She's disgusting!!

They should give them a little stick with an eggcup full of beer balanced on the top after that.

He laughs like Mutley, Dick Dastardleys dog "I'll get you Penelopy Pitstop"

Hard to tell apart. Loved the peas at the end.

#4 That's a really bad stutter you have there jaikku.

Doesn't it make you proud to be a human being, separated from all the simple animals on the planet. I'm guessing Amazon told her to mark down each drop off she did and she took it literally, what a filthy creature.

I don't need to watch this, I'm just glad that they do.

Four years on and it's still funny.

It all got a bit lazy after the first section, or was it just a shortage of bits.

Absolutely tragic and heart breaking, what are we doing to our wildlife.

Wow woo woo woo Wow

Quite interesting but some of them could have used a description of just what the feck they were doing.

I just think we change the subject, Snotr gets it's technical issues sorted and lets move on..

I need we need to give Geeky a break, he's probably still on pain killers.

#2 agreed..What we have here is a video of mostly the inside of a helicopter with a slightly blurred external view. But after watching a fecking video of people falling over on ice for a week I'll take anything.

Let me guess now she's working in MacDonald's but you can't see her behind her massive name badge.

Of course what the silly woman didn't think about, was that someone else somewhere in the world only had to name their child with a name one letter longer and immediately she's just a girl with a stupidly long name that isn't even the longest in the world.

#9 Sorry to hear that Geeky, what seems to be the problem?

I hope they guy at the bottom is on a higher rate of pay then the guys above.

Right Easter is over time for more videos Snotr.......Snotr.......is anyone there.....S N O T R I said Time for some some new video's we're fecking bored stiff here, every day a fecking video about people falling over on ice at the top of the screen....Come on come on come on, new video's come on!! Now look the fecking monkeys are here!!!!

Absolutely amazing, I really wish I could draw, one of my lifes' regrets.

4 years later and the car is still there, some people never learn.

#1 oh yes you have.

Good of Suxi to share his holiday video's today.

And what was wrong with that? Sounded fine to me, it was the shirts wasn't it, was that it, the shirts ah yeah crappy shirts.

Who do I talk to about the 34 seconds of my life that I will never get back.

Clever horse, I wonder how he taught it to do that.

Still better than any rap song I have ever heard.

#1 OMD you must be in minus figures by now then.

Great advice, just hope the right people are listening to it.

#4 If I've said that once I've said that a million times. It absolutely staggers me how many fossils are still walking around. I find it a planetary embarrassment that people I may pass in the street who I might regard as normal are in fact nearer to monkeys in their intellectual intelligence.

Wonderful, what a great piece of animation.

#2 I'm sure my barrister will come up with a payment plan.

Leonardo Da Vinci actually came up with this idea, but as he hadn't come up with the idea for a surf board he didn't know what to use it for.

Clever bloke old Leo.

In my lifetime which I regard as the most exciting time for change in the history of this planet. Just a few examples, when I was young there were no mobile phones, no computers (at least in the home or in schools) Television was Black and white and there were only three channels and the programs stopped late evening when an announcer actually told you to "Remember to turn off your Television set" and everything disappeared to a small dot in the center of your screen. Also during the day there was often nothing on the three channels and instead you got what was called a test card and some music. It was also quite common for the program you were watching to lose sound or vision and again you would get a test card and some music while they fixed it.
Motorways were just starting to be made, so most journeys were made on single lane roads, so traffic jams were a way of life. Even inside loos were rare and few houses had a bath. I could go on for ever here, but also right in the middle of my education at the age of twelve we the UK changed its currency to decimal. On Sunday the 14th of February 1971 (when incidentally pretty much all shops were closed) there were 240 penny's in a pound and I had been educated to this fact since around 1965 when I started school. On the 15th of February (Monday) there were suddenly 100 penny's to the pound and I remember carrying a little card showing how the value of one NEW PENNY compared to the old. Of course two years earlier NASA had landed men on the moon with far less computer power than I carry around now in my smart phone. Life was starting to get exciting and look at us now. Obviously you only have to travel to certain countries and look at certain religions to realise that some parts of the incredible planet we live on are not only pre 1971 but pre 1871 which is a travesty.

That's also the sort of thing rozodedo would do ass hole.

#1 Very interesting Bob but could you rewrite your story indicating at which point God got involved in all this, I've read your piece several times and can't make up my mind exactly where he or she or it comes in?

My goodness the work that must go into each one of those, not to mention the difficulty of transportation. And then the potential for them end up in the sea or get damaged by the wind must be heartbreaking. I wonder what he does with them when they are finished after testing. Proble with the site Snotr I only pressed enter once honest!!

My goodness the work that must go into each one of those, not to mention the difficulty of transportation. And then the potential for them end up in the sea or get damaged by the wind must be heartbreaking. I wonder what he does with them when they are finished after testing.

My goodness the work that must go into each one of those, not to mention the difficulty of transportation. And then the potential for them end up in the sea or get damaged by the wind must be heartbreaking. I wonder what he does with them when they are finished after testing.

My goodness the work that must go into each one of those, not to mention the difficulty of transportation. And then the potential for them end up in the sea or get damaged by the wind must be heartbreaking. I wonder what he does with them when they are finished after testing.

My goodness the work that must go into each one of those, not to mention the difficulty of transportation. And then the potential for them end up in the sea or get damaged by the wind must be heartbreaking. I wonder what he does with them when they are finished after testing.

My goodness the work that must go into each one of those, not to mention the difficulty of transportation. And then the potential for them end up in the sea or get damaged by the wind must be heartbreaking. I wonder what he does with them when they are finished after testing.

#2 Yes that video has been on Snotr before, I wouldn't say it's less complicated.

It could be a black hole or one of the engineers having a laugh with a doughnut in front of the telescope.

I feel I was tricked into watching a video with cats in it, which weren't mentioned in the title, this set off an asthma attack, the medication of which caused me to have a paranoid episode, during which I took my jeep onto the high street and ran over twenty three old people who were obviously planning to have me baptized in the name of Jesus. I need to now know if this process can be reversed as it's very embarrassing. Rignmaster this is your responsibility not mine and you may be called as a witness in my defense.

The thing I like most about that record is that it's in MPH and not that silly KPH

Sound like a challenge to me. I'll visit my workshop and get back to you.

I think the guy that suggested that scheme spoke too soon, they should put the brakes on the whole thing and ask him to retyre. He could then get a seat on a new board and see if he can handle a new venture. Either way he needs to tread carefully or he might get framed and saddled with a long sentence on a chain gang then he'll have to peddle drugs to get by cycle.

OMD I remember that from two years ago, still very disturbing.

I really wish the world had more people like him, people who care for the most vulnerable creatures, how different the world would be.

Oh dear the video's have still stopped again, and it was going soooo well.

Oh dear the video's have stopped again, and it was going soooo well.

Just staggering, you wouldn't think that was possible.

Cyanobacteria my favorite, very friendly looking fellow. Least favorite T4 Bacteriophage virus, nasty looking bastard, imagine when that starts to run around AAHHH

Borrow a watch from another inmate.

Last night I woke up from someone else's dream.

#4 Ok your family a worries me a little here, why would a you tie a your Grandma's a hands behind her backa and blindfolded her, when she cook a the meataballs. I'm thinking this a little disrespectful to the old lady and surly it a slows downa the cooking process. Could you explain in a great a detail please, just how a she cooks the meata balls with her hands out of the action and her eye's hidden a by the a blinda folda. I'm a not saying thata you are a completa liar but I'm a little scepticala of a your story a bullshita.

#5 I agree, I guess this was very on in his career. I don't think he would have taken that crap eight years later on after he had made his four major films. Incredible to think that by the time Enter the Dragon was released in 1973 he was dead. Terrible loss.

That's more like it, educational stuff.

And so it goes on and on and on and on.

Ok yep ok yep ok yep

Yes ok yes ok yes ok Only put that because yes was too short a comment apparently, picky picky

Umm Food For Dinner.

Felt sorry for the cow and the horse.

I grew up with Bruce as my hero, his films Enter the Dragon, Fist of Fury, The big Boss, The way of the Dragon all came out when I was a teenager. I went to see the films endlessly even tried to style my hair like his for a while. It was Bruce that got me into Karate which I took to Black belt. I thought I had seem every piece of film and interview but this is a new one to me, so thanks manro for finding and sharing this, takes me back. Interesting to see the side profile of his face, while front on he is very well known, side on he looks unfamiliar somehow. I wonder if that was a conscious act in his films that he didn't like to show himself too much from the side.

Seems like a lot of work for a feck awful sound lol

Actually that was quite funny. So what is the crack here, I've never heard about this guy before, how old is he?

One can only assume that the competition for toys is very high in that orphanage. Simple solution, change the hinges round on the doors, then the little fecker would swing off at low level...if he's still alive of course and not squashed under a bookcase

I wonder if he'll do that again, probably use a longer fuse next time.

At first I thought Why are you running pussies, then I thought after me after me.

Wow that looks to be real fun, really surprised they snook that three second clip of the girl foiling topless right after the 'Thanks for Watching' notice.

#2 What can she do?

Tis witchcraft burn him.

Now I know what happened to my golf trolley

#6 Sadly it isn't, they actually are fecking idiots.

#1 Sounds a bit hot.

Interesting video,

#3 You are a plonker Mrs Fried chicken, as Foxy said kids often don't use peddles at that age, he needs to be raised up so his arms and hands are in the correct position to reach the keyboard, then irrespective of sight issues he wouldn't be missing so many notes. His current position is going to greatly affect his position muscle memory as he grows and make it more difficult to progress. Perhaps this isn't the actual piano he usually plays, but if it is and he wants to use the pedals, his parents should fix some pedal extenders for him https://youtu.be/PXb5qep844M but get him a higher stool!!

Followed by a hail of bullets hopefully lol

Why are these fecking idiots given air time and why would you be happy about showing the world that you are just about as stupid a human being as it's possible to be. For goodness sake do something useful with your lives. If you want to go around thinking that the world is flat, you do that, but don't waste the time of others peddling your crap. It's just this sort of backward thinking that keeps religion alive, so much time and energy wasted trying to disprove what science has discovered, it should be a crime again humanity as well as a crime again stupidity.

Wouldn't like all the bike carrying between broken tracks and I'm not sure I would like some of the heights, I would want a little more weight on the small wheel, maybe they need a bag that they could add rocks too and throw them out when they have to carry the bike. Also there were several points on there when personally I would have stopped and moved a few small rocks so the next guy wouldn't have to get off at all. If I really put my mind to it I would have designed those bikes so that they were easier to carry, perhaps with a hinged side section.

#5 They don't sound like the sort of ideals that the Devil would have, are you sure you have completely grasped this concept.

If I were God. I would show myself and prove once and for all that I do exist and that is it reasonable for people to believe in me, I would clarify which parts of the bible and any other religious books that filters back to me, are actually true and which parts were not really what I meant to say at all but were added by someone who should have known better. I would explain why I need people to praise me and why I don't just get on with my own existence and let everyone on the planet just get on with theirs, which for the vast majority of the time is what I do anyway. I would also explain why even though I have the power to create universes and men out of dust and women out of men's ribs, I allow young children to die of cancer, when obviously I have the power to stop that happening. And why I let some children with cancer get better just because their parents pray to me and let others die because they don't. I would also explain why again as I have complete power over everything I allow people to be raped, murdered and whole area's to be flooded by tsunami and millions of people to starve to death in desert land when I can bring a plague of fish at anytime to feed many thousands of people, when they are a bit hungry as in my bible story (unless that's another bit of crap that didn't happen. If I were God I would be unable to be killed presumably and I guess as I could very easily become 100 feet tall I would go on world television and put to bed all the myths about all the other gods that have been made up over the years, put an end to Scientology and all the other crazy idea's that people live by in my name. I would do much more than this but I think for the first couple of weeks this would be a good start.

He needs a taller stool, that's half his problem.

Well I've seen a horse fly and I've seen a dragon fly, I've even seen a house fly, but I ain't never seen an elephant cleaning up the trash.

Sorry but I don't believe in Ghost sharks

Four years on......still boring

Shouldn't be allowed to compete with a beard or if that isn't a problem the other guy should be allowed to wear a false one. Stupid concept, only in Russia....or is it.

Beautiful creature.

Tony is an idiot and Tony's wife smokes 40 a day.

So do you think this was a stolen car, or were they just being pulled for dangerous driving, they seemed to driving rather well for a first time in that vehicle.

Pair of low life idiots, caused a lot of damage though, you don't need that in your business. On another note, what is happening with Snotr, lots of video's all of a sudden, new one's in the early evening (UK) never seen that before. Definitely not complaining, it's a refreshing change, just a little worried you might be trying to sell the site again?

Ain't half been some clever barstards..

Very funny.

I think the one on the left thinks that the one on the right is a mirror. Perfect example of a ritual avoiding actual conflict and therefore potential injury or the need to fight. A few of our youths in England could take a leaf out of the Lynx's more developed and more intelligent system instead of going round stabbing each other like the fecking idiots that they are, then spending twenty years in a cell, really bright that is isn't it guys.

Stinky bugs ughhhh. They look a little like shield bugs, but more stinky ughhhh

Very interesting, I'm quite surprised no one has thought of bringing the hood with shoulder mount back, it would be quite fashionable. Uum

What a load of nonsense, there was no avalanche, the male was enjoying sliding down the bank and the cubs never looked to be panicking. If you are going to make a nature documentary, do it properly.

I'm currently in my lab working on some Monkey glass, it's thicker than Gorilla glass and if you look through it, it throws shit at you. So a lot like an Iphone

But if he had put the boiler at the back, he wouldn't have sold so many pairs of goggles.

#5 Yes but won't though Thunders, it will be nothing but atom dust like the rest of the universe.
#7 I agree BC has got an annoying voice but he is a Prof and he knows his stuff.

I'd like the guy on the right sitting next to me , every time I fly a two seater.

Very bad, pity there isn't a hell or they would all be going there.

#5 Yup thuts hew hit uffected mi.

David Attenborough's first attempt at a blue version of Blue Planet.

When was this the 1970's?

Ah so what, doers it really matter. falling asleep here.

Hardly seems worth all the fecking effort when you think about it. In 34 thousand trillion10 it will be like it never happened. All those feking books, all that digging, all that cooking, all those trips to the loo, all that clothes shopping, all that sex and for what....nothing..and there's no god.

Could have watched at least another ten seconds of that.

Sorry lost interest after about minute three, too involved.

Whet on to win crufts this year, amazing dog.

#2 It's a variation of the original but it's not the original. Quite a display, I like.

#2 It's a variation of the original but it's not the original. Quite a display, I like.

skcollob

yep totally unfunny shite.

I'd like to know how much it costs for a diet coke.

My dog obviously speaks Sylbo.

You couldn't have a private conversation in this language though could you, the whole village would know your business. Imagine telling one neighbour that your other neighbour was a wanker, there must be lots of fights.

I remember seeing the newspaper headline for this story 'German Dandruff Storage Warehouse Vandalised By Belgium Wig Consortium' I had to put this again because I thought it was really funny.

#5 My goodness you learn something everyday, thanks. I had no idea Irish twins were born two years apart.

I hate this show in the UK so bloody false. What really bugs me is when they don't turn and then they say "Oh I so nearly turned" "I was that close" And that bloody Oily Murs shaking his head like he's such a great guy and wished now that he had turned. As for these two girls, yes they were good, obviously twins so harmonizing should be a doddle they weren't jaw droppingly good though, once again the judges were so over the top like they had just heard the Amy Winehouse twintet..... they hadn't.

Er what's up doc.

#1 We're very much alive and kicking and functioning better when you are not here.

#3 Some people won't understand that lol.

Yeah that was one of my better gigs

That dog is considerably better with a basketball than I am

Its a real shame evolution hasn't produced a chisel fish, because if it had and it was to get together with a hammer head shark, Brinicles could be eliminated, think of the lives that would be saved. Stupid evolution!!

For all of you who switched off around 3 minutes, I skipped to the end and the answer was an Aardvark and I really wasn't expecting that.

#10 Yes RIP and damn those carnivorous chompy fairy's

And I bet they were really badly paid too.

What do you recon 140cl of vodka each minimum.

It's the only sport where you can do something career changing like getting two hole in ones, downing a 100 foot put, followed by a 200 foot put and a 300 foot put, followed by a blindfolded 100 foot put and still loose the game.

Albert might be 74 today, Happy Birthday Albert

This is worrying not only have we got no new videos again today, for the first time, that I can remember, we haven't got a new 'classic video of the day' are we rushing to a halt.

it's called a Murmuration.

So what happened was she gone or could they keep her?

How have I got to nearly sixty, still really good looking and not at all short without hearing about a Turret spider. I mean I heard about a trapdoor spider and last week I was in Galapagos chasing turtles, but never heard of a Turret spider.

#16 He's a feisty little fecker isn't he,, no relation of mine though as I'm nearly six foot but not expecting to grow any higher. The normal women around here know me as Big JJ incidentally.

Now back to your issues Foxy and the fact that as I said you will never ever ever ever ever ever win an argument with the Judge Big (only in a tall sense and of regular build JJ) and to prove it, I had to bribe your Mum, she was getting a little cold on the street corner anyway, so I asked what her going rate was and I paid her double because I'm a nice guy, so I gave her the £6 and instead of choosing from the services she had tattooed on her back, I asked her to provide me with some of your home videos, the one's your Dad filmed on his super 8 and then got transferred onto video before your uncle aka your real Dad (your Mum said you might be surprised, but you had to find out sometime) sent off to You Tube of you and your twin sister Poxey simulating...well stuff. I know you thought this had been erased but no there was one copy left and now...well millions I guess, so sit back and reminisce that cold October morning when you and Poxey were video stars. https://youtu.be/KcoMY9oDq00 You might want to sit down JJ It's really rude, but then is just isn't

#14 If Joe Pesci and I were standing next to you in an otherwise empty field, even wearing our built up shoes, looking like two schoolboys, we would still be standing next to a fat schoolgirl from Grimsby wearing a very tight foxy bingo costume smelling of Coddock and potato fritters.

Your inability to ever win a argument with JJ suggests to me that you have chosen the wrong avatar for yourself as real foxes are known for their cunning, I would have thought a better avatar for your personality would be https://youtu.be/rxCPj40eFNc

If everything wasn't so expensive it wouldn't cause so much expense when it goes wrong

#12 A little bird tells me that you are 5' 11''.............. around the middle. Fattest fox on the block. More Weeble than fox. I've heard that around the streets of Grimsby where you live, the kids call you Fishy Fat fox.

#8 If you ever meet him, you tell him.

#5 I'm pretty sure Joe wouldn't give a flying feck what happens to your enormous man boobs, he'd probably say something like "Thefox? never heard of the little C**t, what low life piece of shi* would have a fecking first name like 'The' I mean 'The' it sounds like someone throwing up a turd, mother fecking son of a bitch, ever comes round my patch and I'll stick his 'The' so far up his fecking ass he won't know wether to shi*, Pis* whistle or call him momma" something along those lines anyway.

#2 Squeaky how?

No big deal, who hasn't fallen asleep on a train?

It's a whale shark coming towards you, but is it a shark whale swimming away? Big questions, Big BIG questions.

#1 He fell into one of his holes, broke both his legs and was eaten alive by Fairy's.

#2 Yes but have the scientists thought of doing things to it while keeping it in the Fridge...No no I bet they haven't, it's always the things people don't think about that often solve the problems. I'm pretty sure all over the world where Scientist tune in to Snotr each morning before firing up their Bunsen burners, there will be guys in white coats slowly looking into each others eyes with that Eureka moment look on their faces pushing each other out of the way during the rush to order a Zanussi Fridge.

#12 Or are you just saying that because you have been outed as a fairy hater?

#8 You spam artists never learn do you? 'ADMIN' BANDIT AT POSITION 8 FOR REMOVAL ASAP.

What is that shed made of tinfoil?

#6 You are a very bad woman Thunders with a shared hatred for fairy's obviously.

I'm currently working on a trap you can put down for Smurfs, we have a infestation of them in our barn, little feckers.... the damage they cause unbelievable!!.......sorry sorry not Smurfs I meant Fairy's... little flying feckers. I've tried one of those spinning wire things from the wasp video, got little fairy wings all over the place now, the dogs tread them in, when it's wet, really difficult to get bit's of fairy wing out of the carpet, I can tell you, and the blood, I tell you fairy blood is an absolute bitch to get off untreated brick. And the one's that don't die instantly, the noise they make, wailing and screaming, you can't have a family barbecue you just can't, well you can, but you have to turn the music up really loud, which sets of my tinnitus. Mind you they don't take as long to cook through as sausages, and once you have gotten used to the little bones they are quite tasty a bit like chicken. We found the leader luckily and have her hanging up by her ankles, she attracts the others and strum off the pop...literally. Hey I think I've just written my first fairy story

#19 So you have excavated your earth and popped your little red head into the fresh air have you Foxy well done. What ever I was I'm not anymore as I'm retired my little provider of smelly pooh.

Obviously not then

I don't about you but it's the variety in this video that appeals to me. Was anyone else thinking I wonder what wasp stew tastes like?

Stuff is definitely something I know. Too much caffeine rots the brain you know.

So nobody thought to make a film of the actual move, incredible.

#14 I could have left it but..https://pigeon.run/2018/08/02/canker-trichomoniasis/ Off you go..

#11 You are tying yourself in knots as usual Fox giblets. Go back and re read what you made up in your first comment lol.

#12 I know you are a nurse Thunders lol but I think you need to revisit Trichmoniasis and it's relationship with pigeons.

I wonder if she was employed by the shop at the bottom of the escalator and all the people subconsciously bought when they got to the bottom.

I think "Sorry I didn't see you there Gran" would have been funnier.

Hey nobody commented on this three years ago?

#13 If people want to be stupid idiots, just let them and ignore them. If nobody gave any attention to morons that say the Earth is flat or that the Holocaust didn't happen they would just go away and play with their toys. The problem is people give them air time and put them in The Sun newspaper for the uneducated to read. If you read the Times like me and possibly not Foxy Bingo you won't find reference to these idiots, because it's not worth the ink on online space if you are in Magaluf.

#9 Come on Thunders you are supposed to be a nurse, what about Histoplasmosis and Trichomoniasis, not to mention flea's.

#7 You didn't need to type slowly Foxy Bingo unless that is your regular speed. I completely understand the facility of reading the Times online, I read it everyday and I did mention the possibility of you not being in the UK as Haven holidays probably have caravans in Magaluf, if you re-read my comment. My point was that the likelihood of you reading the Times while The Sun and Daily Mail are still in production is as likely as me reading the Koran while toasting a pig.

Not sure how hygienic it is to have a pigeon drinking from a human water water fountain.

#5 Foxy although I've become bored of you generally I have to say that the likelihood of you reading the Times is about the same as me reading the Holy Bible. It's also February in the UK so unless you have ordered your Times in some sunny resort you are also not chilling out in the sun with a cool drink. As usual you are full of bull crap pretending to be someone you are not.

I on the other hand since January the 27th have been in the Galapagos with a team of explorers studying the green sea turtle, here it is very fecking hot but I don't need to pretend that I am reading a grown ups newspaper.

#7 You need an hearing test urgently Thunders.

In a way this is like life, can't find a way to coexist so one side just takes out the other.

Who was on stage the Spice Girls?

#5 I've just listened to it again and you might be right, people in the black country have funny accents. Their 'w's' can sometimes sound like 'm's' I'm pretty sure about the cow though, have another listen.

I once lost a tree to a rival, I know exactly how he feels.

He said the next train to Wolverhampton will be delayed by approximately 1 hour and 45 minutes due to a stray cow on the line pulling a little cart with people in it. At least that's what it sounded like to me.

A jokey is a tiny fellow and a horses neck is as strong as a..well as a horse... he was lucky to stay on there though.

I've just realised that one of the most pleasurable things in life doesn't actually exist. It's that space of nothing between a nice pair of boobs, cleavage if you will. So guys if you haven't got a girlfriend and obviously mainly I'm talking to you Suxy. All you have to do is look anywhere where there is nothing and there lies the nothing that makes up the space between a nice pair of boobs, you never need to be lonely again.

But where was the Bom dily on bom, Bom bom bom, bom dily on bom, bom bom bom, Bom dily on bom, bom bom bom dily on bom, bom bom bom, BER DER, Der Der Der DERRRRR!!! I'm guessing that is drone difficult

Just look at the boobs man, really nice boobs ooouuu.

#1 I agree with all that but look at those boobs man Wow gorgeous. off to find the bloopers

Well there's a tern for the books.

Looked a lot better when it had wings and was useful.

That's just odd.

#6 He probably is now you have given him the idea.

#1 Do you know if we had just read your comment we wouldn't have needed to watch the fecking video.

Reminds me of the Flea or magnetic stirrer we used in the labs when I worked in pathology. If you had a beaker or flash similar to the one in the video although often bigger and you needed to mix several powders into a liquid, you put everything in the flask and dropped into the flask a elongated magnet that looked like a big oval tablet, then you put the whole thing on a magnetic stirring base, which made the 'Flea' rotate in the liquid mixing the powders for maybe an hour or more.

Reminds me of the Flea or magnetic stirrer we used in the labs when I worked in pathology. If you had a beaker or flash similar to the one in the video although often bigger and you needed to mix several powders into a liquid, you put everything in the flask and dropped into the flask a elongated magnet that looked like a big oval tablet, then you put the whole thing on a magnetic stirring base, which made the 'Flea' rotate in the liquid mixing the powders for maybe an hour or more.

You need JJ to sort out a fox, but sadly I'm a little busy at the moment. I'll send him a spiritual pox to be going on with. woioooo

#1 I have a related problem in that I can only focus on a minimum of four things at a time, so this fell short of expectations.

I wonder if anyone on earth has been conceived in space?

Okay well firstly I'm surprised this video was sanctioned by Snotr, but then a number of video's have appeared on here that were distasteful so I shouldn't be surprised. What does surprise me is that we wait for several days for a few new video's and we get this crap. I personally have uploaded a number of interesting video's in the last couple of weeks. I'm getting the feeling that who ever is now running Snotr is doing it in his coffee break, watching the first few seconds of a new video, reading the supplied title, pressing go and then removing the biscuit from his drink and back to reading the newspaper.

The guy in this video is basically an arsehole, you can tell an arsehole very easily, they either have Suzi on their name badge when they are serving you your takeaway or they are the kind of person that laughs at their own comments, like the guy in the video "Yes I'm so right I'm funny". If I'm sitting in a doctors waiting room the last thing I'm worried about is who is also sitting in there, unless they have big erupting green boils all over them. I certainly don't worry if they are black or yellow, again unless they are black and have gone yellow. If I were the German authorities which of course I might be I would be watching out for this guy, as this mentality looks like it might be early stage mass murderer, I certainly wouldn't want him living near me.

The final thought that I have which none of you have probably considered, is that the guy in the video could well be Suzi if it wasn't for the fact that Suzi is probably very short, black with a stutter and openly lesbian.

This 'trick' has to be ten years old

Well the film came out 53 years ago so he's a little while to perfect this.

The older I get, the more I think, what an utter waste of money and hope there aren't any animals nearby.

#11 My guess is that Snotr has an impact driver attached to the random video selector.

If it was fake, she sure did a good act of looking shocked and terrified.

Here is a more recent video of the guy Ben Wilson https://youtu.be/U7GoTJCzqvs My question would be I wonder how many people have tripped over him while texting.

#4 Thanks Thunders. Having said thanks, I don't think it is this guy he seems very strange ??

That's all folks!

#20 I was indeed still a hen, then I turned into an egg, and then well ..a butterfly.

So a gate can jump over a chair, but can a chair jump over a gate?

When I see a goldfinch in my garden I feel a little less sad that I don't get hummingbirds.

Thunders this is a piece of Snotr history, it was around three years ago when your name 'Thunders' was being carved from the likes of 'Littleclapofthunder' and 'Thunderheardfromadistance' and a few others you didn't like lol.

Great piece of country guitar, don't suppose anyone knows what it's called?

You actually heard the drone moan or was there a little guy riding on it?

If ever you wondered why they don't launch rockets from supermarket carparks.

#10 Thanks for that Thunders..but I think he's gone lol.

As Snotr is limping along at a rate of sometimes one video a day, I suggest we all scroll to page 32 and carry on commenting on the 'Show me the intermediate fossil' video.

#7 Well Austin you do surprise me, you actually went through a crazy time

#3 So basically you don't know

#11 I think six points and a £200 fine is a start. Get caught twice and you are banned from driving. in the UK.

Yes I was right.

What a dreadful video carried out by professions. I bet it's still better than Thunders bear videi below, I'll have a look.

Look I'm a little busy this morning and can't be arsed to replay this video, so would someone work out in MPH how much faster the Blackbird was going compared to the Other fellows.

#14 You can beg as much as you like, still better

I'm sure they could get that time down if a little, if they got their finger out.

If it isn't fake it's a very handy shot to have in your repertoire, how many times to you end up with two outta pins left standing, the little pinny bastards.

#12 Yes me too and all far better than any of yours lol.

News Flash "Billy Bastard the shelf filler, apprehended after supermarket loses it's entire stock of correction fluid"

#10 Yep I think it got jammed in a door.

It's snotr working again.

I'm guessing it's breath smelt of fish I wonder what her breath smelt like? perhaps she had just had a tuna sandwich.

ADMIN PLEASE REMOVE #7 himani55 ANOTHER OF OUR SPAM SPREADERS THIS ONE GOT TO HAVE A 2 AGAINST HIS NAME or her name it could be a girly in fact even if it is a guy he'll be a girly guy so can you press you delete button....

Should have twatted him off his bike with a boxing glove on a stick.

No no no not in fishtanks, lose the fishtank idea ok, no fishtanks. Snotr needs to be a fishtank free zone. Goldfish bowls now that is a different story but not fishtanks!! And not those round fishtanks that pretend to be goldfish bowls but are in fact fishtanks no no no and no men.

The guy should remember the old saying "If you are going to give someone the roast, don't walk into a post" it was good enough 2 years ago and it's good enough now.

#2 Fish tanks are not the way forward Thunders even with bits of Lego in them. #3 Harpoons might have made it more interesting as long as the divers were shooting at each other rather than the fish. #2 And no! biking videos, definitely had enough of those. We need more beautiful women with long legs, long dark hair with short skirts playing the piano. More beautiful blond women playing the cello. More gorgeous women with red hair playing the Irish fiddle, So basically more music.

Is it my screen or does she have a white beard and a mustache?

Are you short of video's Snotr? Lego fish tanks are a little tame if I'm honest.

#2 Was the bag being refilled edited on as well?

WTF is he saying and what was that sound at 1:12 did he smash the windscreen and who filled his bag up again near the end.

Still looks like me lol.

"So what have you been doing today Hun while I've been at work, did you do the washing? The cleaning? Prepared dinner? No.. but you did what to the baby?"

#12 don't mention the B word

Yes nice selection of wild beasties there.

#8 Well if he hasn't now been paid, he isn't going to be paid now, and is going to prison. Not well thought out.

The latest is that the wages were held up due to technical issues with online banking and that the money was paid into the workers bank accounts just a little late, so this was probably for nothing.

#2 My goodness you are quick.

This is what we need on all the oceans in the world.

Nice video, enjoyed that very much.

Love it and probably not far from the truth.

#9 Interesting and as usual inaccurate comment foxy chops, my mother died over thirty years ago, the Bentley is not new although I've owned it from new for nearly two years and if you can pick one up for less that 170k on ebay my advice is buy it. Nearest neighbour lives half a mile away and he drives a Lambo, I know that because he bought it off me lol. I do have a personalised number plate but as JJ are not my actual initials, I would be silly having them on my car wouldn't I, on the off chance that I might meet one of the twenty or so members of Snotr, most of which live in America.

#10 I understand the running costs of this site are extremely low and as such still makes a small profit, more so in the last year or so as advertising is involved. The site as been up for sale and may well be now, but personally I hope it continues.

#6 JJ gets his Bentley, which actually exists, cleaned professionally and reminds the fox that he shouldn't pretend to have big boys cars when in reality he drives a Corsa with child seats in the back for his scruffy kids and an over stretched front seat belt for his over weight girl friend who won't marry him as she's looking for something better like someone with a job.

#3#4 action 'JJ throws up in his Bentley'

#4 Austin It's a fecking Dalek, look again. If you rearrange the letters in hanbok you get boknah which is Klingon for Dalek.

I heard what he was talking about, why do you need to explain it again, it was self explanatory. I just find him irritating and I'll bet you 2$ that he is a church attending Christian.

Now that is funny..is that my ear?...yeah!

I'm thinking it was the B-O from when the guy lifted his arms up.

Very clever but they didn't enter the aircraft and start serving cocktails, that would have been impressive.

If I were the French which very thankfully I'm not, as there are many of them and just the one of me, I couldn't cope with all that diversity. But if I were, I'd demand a referendum on Avalanches, options to stay or go. I'm thinking the majority of French people would vote stay. Of course afterwards there would be a lot of debate over the meaning of stay, some would argue, because they are French that stay meant to stay-put ie not do the moving down the mountain thing, while others would argue that stay meant keeping the Avalanches. Those who voted go would of course argue that they did so because they thought go meant move down the mountain while other Frenchies thought go meant get rid of the Avalanches. Eventually it would go to Brussels and two and a half years later there would still be no decision.

I have no question about this.

Why do I have a feeling we are going to get complaints

I just noticed that nobody suggested it was a woman driving, not that I'm suggesting it was a woman driving, or two women driving, I mean like, it could have been a woman driving, equal opportunities these days but perhaps no it probably wasn't a woman driving or steering or what ever women do, I don't know, but I'm just saying it isn't beyond the realms of possibility, that's all I'm saying. It could have been that's all, probably not, but possibly. You know the more I think about it the more...no it probably wasn't a woman driving, they get seasick anyway don't they?

Stunning creature and the perfect video bomb.

#5 We could form an air guitar Snotr band. #4 I used to play and sing in a band years ago, but life gets in the way doesn't it. I've get several guitars including an Ovation semi bowl back which has a wonderful electro acoustic cut through. I've also got a martin traveler, several electrics and a couple of classical's, what I don't have is the time to play any of them.

Love it, guitars are my thing, not so much electric, but he should be very proud of his results here.

Come on Snotr have a viewing of your video's before putting them on, this is the forth time this video had been on the site in less than a month (Twice today lol) Are you short of video's again, we'll get uploading. You've even got me at it, this is the second time I've put this comment on.

Real shame about the door being totaled, otherwise he would have got away incredibly scot free apart from the rear door, side panel, and fence of course.

Probably works in a sleep Apnea clinic now.

#6 Obviously I am not American and my knowledge of the current and past affairs in the USA are only what I have gained through reading newspapers and watching the news. But I will tell any Americans that are out there and anyone who down voted my shit comment that your country or should I say the leadership of your country around the world is looked upon as shambolic, people are laughing at your leadership and you have lost a tremendous amount of respect. Much the same as you probably think about the UK and Brexit I'm sure. I would not live in America now anymore than I would live in Russia or North Korea.

Good old voyager one, it should have a birthday.

After any Trump video's that is the most famous pile of shit on Snotr.

#6 Yeah yeah I knew I'd make you chuckle.

Beautiful creature so glad these guys came along. At the end of the day it was a human who put the fence there so the wolf definitely deserved it's release.

#3 Did I make you chuckle, I did make you chuckle didn't I.

I think I recognise the song it's Acker Bilk Strangers on the Snore https://youtu.be/VsKTG30g3mw

#6 Yep Vauxhall Astra.

I mean just where to start to sort that out.

Was that Venny's Son.

I can honestly say I don't understand any of the comments above mine. Penguins can of course jump out of the water back on to the ice so it wasn't really an "Oh no moment" unless there was a sea lion nearby of course.

I saw this video a few weeks ago and also uploaded it to snotr as I'm sure many of you did, it is so good I think snotr should put it on twice, oh look they have...

If America is anything like the UK with their police numbers this won't be a matter of doing nothing about it, it will be a matter of not enough man power. Where I live in a very rural location with small villages spread over perhaps a twenty mile radius there are three Police vehicles covering the entire area. You have to take responsibly very highly to protect your cars and property from the Toe-Rags that visit with the intention to steal. You do get quite inventive and even vindictive towards the M***** F****** who think it reasonable to help themselves to your stuff.

Years ago I used to own a vehicle that had the petrol pipe running underneath the car (exposed) with a join at a point near to the petrol tank, most stupid design ever. The local low life's knew this was the case with this model (I didn't) and used to use my car as a petrol (gas for you yanks) station on a regular basic. I accumulated around nine police crime numbers and went through the stages of keeping very little fuel in the tank and often used to run out myself causing me more irritation. I got more and more pizzed off with this, prior to changing the car, that I hit on a perfect solution. I glued together several pieces of thick cardboard and inserted needles and pins through it from the back pointing out a good inch through the front and I placed it behind the join in the petrol pipe, sticking out like an angry Hedgehog, it was impossible to separate the pipe without coming into contact with "Sonic" especially in the dark when this used to happen.

My 'Piece De Resistance' was a needle that was loose enough to come out and stay in the finger of the petrol thief, threaded through the eye of the needle was a strong thread attached to a little note that said and I quote " Hello there (always be polite) This needle is infected with the HIV virus (it wasn't) I work in Virology at the local hospital (I didn't) and look forward to meeting and treating you very soon"

I had one more attempt on my car, the loose needle and note were on the floor underneath so I can only hope and fantasize that the scumbag had a torch and read it, if he could read. Get mad and then get even that's my motto.

I wanted to say something FLIPpant like they obviously weren't hungry, or moments later when the drone ran out of power the Orca came back and ate the swimmer. Or maybe they had eaten one before and found we were tough and tangy. But actually it was a lovely thing to see, I wonder if the adult had previously been a captive whale somewhere. I just hope their next encounter is not with a Japanese whaling team.

Three years on and I still like the table, I didn't realise I hadn't answered your last question Thunders, so three years late here it is, if you have ever had something large and heavy delivered to your house, like a washing machine possibly a Freezer, the delivery guy (Especially if he was working alone) would likely have used a sack trolley of some sort.. A wheel barrow is something different as they has a compartment for filling with soil, weeds etc, a sack trolley doesn't. Perhaps in America you call them Yanky Trollys

Uuum lot of bollocks on there.

Can't stand this guy and I don't know why, he's just too nicey nicey bordering on sickly for my taste, probably a Churchy. Stone fish very interesting.

They should take that long rope like thing and strangle all those noisy children.

Well I don't think there is a God.

Slightly unfortunate link to Rolf Harris at the beginning of this piece.

Yeah well I guess that's that then.

He seemed all bright eyed and bushy tailed.

What a guy, I wonder what happened to his daughters.

I wonder what those two people are doing right now, right this minute. I'm taking a guess that at least one of them is in prison, the other is probably a single Mum with children in care.

I thought she was going to find a trampoline covered in fox, badger, squirrel and hedgehog shit.

Just wait until the UK is out of Europe, that little line is going to shoot across the screen........Just not sure in which direction.

Happy New Year Everyone, great video to start 2019.

Great end to a lovely story.

Imagine worrying that you have mice and finding out you've got raccoons.

Laura Haddock is now nine years older.

Very interesting. ................

Good old Santa.

There needs to be more guys around like this guy and less like the self entitled brats that fill up most of the world.

Shame and a New Year pox including cancer of the eyes on anyone who kills one of these incredible creatures. And the same goes for anyone dealing in ivory for any reason and anyone buying it.

I bet they didn't sell many cakes after that.

#2 It's not there now, the grounds all flat
and beneath it is the bloke in the Bowler hat.

Uum nice Beaver.

Yep can't fault that logic even a little bit and I love the new extra one.

It's just like sheep only with less legs and a few more feathers

I thought by definition a cave had to have a ceiling, otherwise isn't it just a hole?