#2 It's an enormous Papermate.

#8 I think he already done that, come round with shitty pants and this was the next thing he thought of.

#1 The last fifteen seconds were the only seconds to make sense at all.

I'd like to see him carve a pencil from a pencil from a pencil from a pencil from a pencil from a Bic.

Right up to the last security device I though it might be worth having a go, but no that's just made it too difficult.

Being colour blind myself I am always slightly confused by this type of video. I have primarily red green colour blindness and have tried the online test with the companies that make these corrective glasses and they won't work for me apparently. I would be very interested to know just what these people are not seeing before they put on the glasses as I see a very colourful world around me. The balloons in the video look very colourful and vibrant to me, so what do they look like to the deputy sheriff. I wonder if you can get glasses that mimic the effect to someone with red green issues?

The most inappropriate time ever to say 'Women Drivers' so I won't say it. Dreadful crash OMD

Well 63.7% of that was just ok, The only reason for watching though was at 00;49 and possibly 2;58 if you like camel toes

I tiled over my thatched roof.

Drube...........

My that was tense. I wonder what sound the hyenas would have to make before be were on their side in the fight. I'm thinking this one https://youtu.be/eIi_q4bNZMM

This took place late on Christmas eve in 1914 later they played football for a while and exchanged gifts before resuming their fight Just after Christmas.

I have one thing to say

Page 14 steady at 207

There are more stars in the galaxies than there are grains of sand on all the deserts in the world, imagine that. So if you woke up this morning feeling insignificant, you were right you are.

A compilation of one, wonderful....Admin could you tell me how many video's you have in your waiting list? Earlier in the year it was suggested that you needed people to upload as you had exhausted your stash? I've personally recently uploaded half a dozen all of which were more interesting than a compilation of one accident??

#11#12 You'd both be better off just signing a song about it.

The sun is out
The sky is blue
There's not a cloud
To spoil the view
But it's raining
Raining In My Heart

The Weather Man
Says "Clear today"
He doesn't know
You've gone away
And it's raining
Raining In My Heart

Oh misery - oh misery
What's gonna become of me

I tell my blues
They mustn't show
But soon these tears
Are bound to flow
Cause it's raining
Raining In My Heart
Raining In My Heart

My bottom hurts
my tonsils too
what the feck
am I to do
cos it's raining
raining in my farts

I told the guy
who drives the cab
I saw a face like yours
it was in a lab
now it's raining
raining on my shirt

oh misery oh misery
whats gonna become of me he he

The police man said
I went too fast
I said feck you
now i'm in Elastoplast
and it's raining
raining on my cast

Nomaddaf has
a silly name
he thinks the dancing
is very lame
insults are raining
raining on the Twerp

oh misery oh misery
what's gonna become of me he he he

Austin wrote
a lot of shit
I fell asleep
through half of it
now it's raining
raining on my tarts

Kenuty put
his comment in
as usual
it was rather thin
and it's raining
whats it all about about?

This song has gone
on far too long
I've bored myself
and bit my tongue
Na itth waining
waining hin mi art

Oh misery oh misery
what's gonna become of Meeeeeeee

De de de de
de de de de
de de de de
de de de de
and it's waining
waining in my art r r art
I said it's waining
waining in my (spit) Heart....

You can tell who beats up raccoons in that family.

The sun is out
The sky is blue
There's not a cloud
To spoil the view
But it's raining
Raining In My Heart

The Weather Man
Says "Clear today"
He doesn't know
You've gone away
And it's raining
Raining In My Heart

Oh misery - oh misery
What's gonna become of me

I tell my blues
They mustn't show
But soon these tears
Are bound to flow
Cause it's raining
Raining In My Heart
Raining In My Heart

My bottom hurts
my tonsils too
what the feck
am I to do
cos it's raining
raining in my farts

I told the guy
who drives the cab
I saw a face like yours
it was in a lab
now it's raining
raining on my shirt

oh misery oh misery
whats gonna become of me he he

The police man said
I went too fast
I said feck you
now i'm in Elastoplast
and it's raining
raining on my cast

Nomaddaf has
a silly name
he thinks the dancing
is very lame
insults are raining
raining on the Twerp

oh misery oh misery
what's gonna become of me he he he

Austin wrote
a lot of shit
I fell asleep
through half of it
now it's raining
raining on my tarts

Kenuty put
his comment in
as usual
it was rather thin
and it's raining
whats it all about about?

This song has gone
on far too long
I've bored myself
and bit my tongue
Na itth waining
waining hin mi art

Oh misery oh misery
what's gonna become of Meeeeeeee

De de de de
de de de de
de de de de
de de de de
and it's waining
waining in my art r r art
I said it's waining
waining in my (spit) Heart....

14 207....................

Yeah Perchy maybe try typing lying down.

#2 WHAT! The British news channels are the envy of the world, I think the sketch was pointing out that our news is too sophisticated for most people not educated in England, obviously I do not include Scotland or Wales in that observation. I bet The good old USA couldn't understand how me have TV stations in England that have absolutely no Adverts or 'words from our sponsors'.

Firstly the kid hasn't got all the moves, I counted them are there are seven missing.

Secondly #4 I watched your video's and I throw back your dull question about the stars on the previous video and say where did these dances get their moves from?

Jurassic Fart.

Long enough I think.

Didn't the snake then go on the enroll on Snotr and start disbelieving in evolution and talking a lot of nonsense about religion?

The voice grates a bit but interesting video.

Hurtling towards the 1000 with a 204 on page 13.

#204 Continuing with our lessons Merlin, That should read 'so I don't know HOW TO explain things in writing'. All you did there was to miss a couple of important words out, but you didn't put any wrong ones in, so we'll take that as an improvement.

The cleaning team however where not impressed as every seat on the plane had to be dry-cleaned after being soaked in a bucket.

I could imagine that before religion dies out completely 'Please God soon' this app or one like it will be a reality.

A couple of Health and safely issues there but otherwise a very entertaining video.

#9 Yeah I'll give you one, Still going strong just 496 years left though.

We have a mega liar on Snotr Suxi

Yes the JJ in the mirror is the fishhook, I get it now (I think) it was a little bit what we English call Ambiguous, vague, open to a variety of interpretations.

Really !!..........................

Still on Page 12 but only just. We've cracked the 201 barrier and are now slowly but surely on our way the 1000 target all contributions welcome, especially when we have a quite video time at the new end. JJ

This video didn't get the comments it deserved.

Hello Tench. If it's two clown fish on a hook and another hook then it worked perfectly. I'd send you my piece of modern art but not sure how to do that.

#2 https://youtu.be/6D7rWLzloOI There you go....

My observation for what it's worth is that those shelves were not fit for purpose. There is no way that was supposed to happen with such a small nudge. If there wasn't already, there needs to be serious regulations in place to limit the collapse to one small section in the event of a actual full on collision not just a nudge like this. I bet the insurance company were very reluctant to pay out after watching this footage.

Perhaps he was killing fleas or spreading his scent or maybe he was just pissed.

Admin to take the pressure off this video and it's problems, while don't you upload another one, I uploaded a couple last week which were really interesting have a look at my uploads....

#198 Hello Pike No I can't see your masterpiece, are you sure it is something that you can send within the link. I've just produced a piece of modern art which I can now see each time I open your link I don't suppose you can see that can you?

I had a problem with it earlier but it seems fine now.

Well I have to say that was one of the most interesting video's I've ever seen seen on Snotr. The ingenuity of all that machinery is just mind blowing, how do you sit down and design all that and make it work, just incredible. I wonder how often parts of it go wrong, often I would think, I bet they have a massive team of maintenance guys just keeping the whole thing oiled and moving along.
The guy in the little tug has a great job so so much the guy with the pencil near the end. I wonder if this is well payed employment or are they minimum wage.

I think the rabbit was doing pretty good, you know until, you know...it wasn't.

Classic stuff. ..........

He or she must really piss the bees off.

Still on page 11 and up to 197 which is nearly 20% of our target figure to beat the feck out of all comment numbers previously on Snotr and to pizz Suxi off.
Very cold here today and a chance of acid rain in the mountains apparently so I'll be keeping below sea level today. New top secret invention well on the way, twelve parts arrived in the post for it yesterday expecting fifty three to arrive this afternoon, including eight pumps and ten servo electric motors with violators. Masseur booked for 1:30pm, Tony is dropping her off at the Jetty, so better go and check that the lights are working. JJ

#196 No not getting a lot of that Fish dish. If you are going to come up with a nick name, it needs to be cumulative and related to my initial name Fishshop you can't simply use a name that would be used for yourself such as Fishhook, which I was getting around to Fish and Chips.

I'm intrigued Jack Dempsey (it's a fish) what you mean by 'if you would only know how to write 2nd JJ in mirror' ??

You would have though the camera would have closed it's eye.

How to make an electric car partly out of lighters.

We are one page 11 now and steady as you go at 195. It's a little grey here, but not raining yet. expecting a downpour later, have you thought about tonights meal yet? Maybe something with rice? Good day to give up those coffin nails, come on come on you can do it. And red meat not good you in large quantities you know, try some Quorn it's great. You gonna get to the cinema this week, maybe ask that cute girl from accounts, ok she might say no, but then she might say yes. Now what was that thing that you were meant to do to do today?? Yes nearly forgot didn't you, lucky I reminded you. isn't it someones birthday soon, yeah check your diary you numpty imagine forgetting that one.

#194 You can tell me Thunders I'm a Doctor?
I once got on a bus, went upstairs and sat opposite this beautiful blond Chinese girl, I said hello, she said hello, I said isn't it an amazing day?, she said yes it is I guess, I said what do you mean you guess?, she said well things haven't been going too well for me just lately. I said like what? she said I can't tell you I don't even know you. I said yes but sometimes it can help to tell your problems to an absolute total stranger on a bus. She said well I've I've just come from my Doctor and he said he's unable to help me. I said whats the problem? She paused and said..... I'm a nymphomaniac and I only get turned on by Jewish Cowboys.... she said by the way my name's Diane....... I said hello Diane I'm Bucky Goldstein.

#192 Really glad it helped you Thunders, let me know if anything else is troubling you.

Imagine when he does that nursery song now "One two three four five, once I caught a fish alive, six seven, ate the rest of my fingers the bastard.

Come on ADMIN I uploaded a couple of really good video's the other day that should be on here "The psychopath one for starters"

Still page 10 steady at 191 looking for comments about what life might be like in 1000 years time. I've already suggested that anti dandruff shampoos will have become ineffective like antibiotics and that we will be knee deep in the stuff.

As it's winter time in the UK and lots of people you see in the streets are sneezing, coughing and blowing their noses, I have come up with a brilliant service that I think is going to make me and YOU lots of money, if you are prepared to follow my lead.

It doesn't matter if you are the gregarious type, fun loving or the miserable type like Suxi this will work for anyone OK!!... I've recently been in touch with Kleenex and have persuaded them to make me a very large version of their product in a scaled up version of their original box, it's literally five times bigger than usual.

What I am going to do is stand outside supermarkets and on street corners, anywhere where there are a lot of passing potential customers with winter colds and I'm going to say "BIG TISSUE ANYBODY, BIG TISSUE".

#190 Absolutely Fishmonger except its "Tells his Father he can STICK his old ways"

In English STUCK UP can mean A BIT POSH or A BIT SNOOTY

or it can describe the after effect of being covered in GLUE or Smegma.

It could at a stretch also describe the after effect of a robbery using a gun as in "I was stuck up"

or someone who used to be posh and snooty as in "Yes I admit I was stuck up, but now I'm not"

Incidentally revolting can be used the way you have used it, which is fine

or it could be a way of describing an awful meal as in "The meal was revolting"

or a bad smell or person as in "The smell was revolting as was the guy who passed it.

So endeth todays lesson

JJ

#188 No Fishface it doesn't work like that. You need another word and that is SEEN I'll give you some examples:-

Yesterday I SAW a table (you are telling me that you saw a table yesterday)

Have you SEEN the table? (you are asking me if I have seen the table)

I would like to SEE the table (I am telling you that I have not seen the table and would like to see it)
or
I would like to SEE the table that you SAW yesterday. (I am telling you that I would like to see the table that you saw yesterday)

My friend told me that he has SEEN the table that you SAW yesterday and said I should SEE it also. (my friend is recommending that I go and see the table that you saw yesterday)

English is a bitch there are so many peculiarities to it. Words that sound exactly the same but mean completely different things and are spelt differently. Add to that the America spellings of some English words and you can get easily lost. For example someone recently told me I was wrong writing Spelt. They said it should be spelled. But Spelt is a perfectly correct English word for how you spell a word.

Words like 'TO' for example there are three versions:-

1) To as in I went To the shops.
2) Two as in I bought TWO apples
3) Too as in I would like to go there TOO

There as in There you go again
Their as in I gave apples to my neighbours and THEIR children, THERE were three of them

Neighbour in America is spelt Neighbor

JJ

That showed um....................

Still page 10 and steady on 187

#184 Just to help you along with the old English Fishy. We say 'I still didn't SEE the whole thing'. not SAW ok? Saw is see in the past as in 'I Saw him walk by yesterday' I'll see you later' got it ok.

Wow I bet that ad cost more than the first moon mission. Exciting stuff though, lets have people on the moon full time and get moving. Take some soil and get a few trees growing, it's a bit bland at the moment. Get a couple of rivers flowing, a couple of skyscrapers, some giraffes and some wild horses oh and monkeys, def need monkeys and suxi on a long tether fixed to a poll.

Not every one of those made sense.

What was the lorry carrying liquid lead?

#9 Suxi what you are is basically a GRASS, teachers pet..." OOu Geekster let me tell you what the bad children are doing, trying to set a record, look this is the video, look I've told them that there is a video with 600 comments on, arn't they childish geekster, not like me I'm great and a good boy"

It's amazing that you make comments about Jakey childishly trying to set records when YOU the last time you darkened this site, spent several weeks uploading almost the entire contents on one site you had found to SNOTR, most of which were crap. Hence the reason you have a number 67 at the end of your name.

I'm guessing you spent your entire childhood getting beaten up at school for being such a creep, you may still be there, who knows. I know Snotr numbers are down but quite frankly one less wouldn't bother me at all.

STILL PAGE 10.

#182 Old Fishface. I have to say that video you attached to your comment #180 is really interesting, very long but fascinating.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Still page 10

#180 Old Halibut, I did mention many weeks ago that the page numbers were there for two reasons 1) To direct those interested to a page of wonder and awe and 2) To annoy you, so it's all been worthwhile thus far.

It was never the intention to tame the snake just to let reason prevail and saprophytically obtain agreements that were juxtaglomerular to a new order.

You wouldn't believe it unless you saw it would you?

#3 I'm sure what you are saying makes sense to you but you lost me at #2. Gulag that's a kind of soup isn't it? Something about painting Jesus was it? Oh look yeah fine it's all good well done.

I think the guy needed a tissue or handcuffs or something.

Looks like the comment number counter has packed in ADMIN? On the outside it looks like no one is interested lol


Page 10 now at least the page numbers are working

I don't think that was the birds partner, I think it was the local quack.

Wonderful I really enjoyed that especially the gypsy jazz.

I wonder how it got its name?...... "Gordon... how did you get your name?

Well at least he didn't humiliate himself in any way at all.

That is one scary sun-child

#3 Different time Suxi, different times. But thanks for pointing out a new target, 271 it is. By the way seeing as you have been gone for a while, which sites have you been boring to death and have presumably been thrown off during you absence?

Well I had never heard of this disaster, I guess not being American. Terrible thing to happen and very interesting to watch. Has there not been a film made of this?

Page 9 Now and heading for the 200

Very kind of what? Stupid? Ugly? Short? Tall? Fat? Thin? Rich? Poor?

He may have only got hit the once or twice if you include to slo mo but on my computer he got hit over and over and over and over, think I'm gonna use that as a ringtone for my phone....... thud oou thud oou thud oou thud oou.

#4 Presumably you are speaking as an Aardvark are you?

I preferred the first video it was more devastating.

Still page 8

STILL PAGE 8

There is a lot of strength in an island.

#173 Yep it looks like old President Trump doesn't want it getting out that Trump actually mean FART.

#172 Not one of my jokes at all, it's very common in the UK. If you are in a lift. (elevator to you) and there is an awful smell, you would immediately think Who has Trumped? If you are in there with your Brother you would probably say "You've Trumped haven't you".

To be fair it's a little like a swear word for children like "You Smelly" before you are allowed to say "You Fecker" or "You Fecker" before you are allowed to say "You Fecking Cu4t Cu4T". So you might say have you Trumped to your Child when he is five, but when he's Fifteen you would say have you farted. I should add that the true Englishman never farts. Chav's, Welsh and Scottish people, fart because they are lower class citizens and haven't been brought up correctly, they also use other terms for farting one of the worst and most explicit is "Have you dropped your Guts" Which we upper class English people consider crass, uncouth and thunk.

I've just been informed that in America, Americans are not aware that TRUMP means FART in English. This needs remedying immediately and therefore I ask any Americans's reading this post to tell as many other Americans as soon as possible, this needs to be on the news, in newspapers on Facebook, Twitter everywhere.

Page 8 now

I've just been informed that in America, Americans are not aware that TRUMP means FART in English. This needs remedying immediately and therefore I ask any Americans's reading this post to tell as many other Americans as soon as possible, this needs to be on the news, in newspapers on Facebook, Twitter everywhere.

Page 8 now

I've just been informed that in America, Americans are not aware that TRUMP means FART in English. This needs remedying immediately and therefore I ask any Americans's reading this post to tell as many other Americans as soon as possible, this needs to be on the news, in newspapers on Facebook, Twitter everywhere.

Page 8 now

I've just been informed that in America, Americans are not aware that TRUMP means FART in English. This needs remedying immediately and therefore I ask any Americans's reading this post to tell as many other Americans as soon as possible, this needs to be on the news, in newspapers on Facebook, Twitter everywhere.

Page 8 now

#170 Promise me that at every opportunity for the rest of your life you will tell as many people as possible that Trump means Fart in England.

#3 Yes we can and I'm pretty sure we've had this discussion before.

I'm sure this was on Snotr recently, I think all these videos from Boston Dynamics are just CGI. they are probably still at the Dalek stage in reality.

Page 8 now

#167 Knob.

#166 Thunders can I ask you, in America do people understand that in the UK Trump means Fart? Is it ever used in the States?

I think money should spent developing invisible dome'ed force field protection over our Country like putting up the shields in Star Trek. That would be the scientific equivalent to putting your hand up above your nose to stop someone poking you in both eyes, with two fingers of one hand.

Bitch Cassidy and the Sundance Dog.

Still page 7

Still page 7 PHEW!!

#163, Knob.
#164 I definitely think you will be wrong.

In a 1000 years time, personal fans will follow you around automatically keeping you cool where ever you go, they will be nuclear powered as electricity will be just for poor people. The fans will hover above your head when not needed and will also provide rain protection in the event that you get caught in a shower, at which point you will be shrouded in a protective air umbrella.

In a 1000 years time, it will be a criminal offence to shelter under someone else's fan in a rain shower unless invited to do so.

In a 1000 years time, the word Trump will be standardised throughout the world to the English meaning which is the same as Fart, or to pass wind from your Bottom. It won't matter which language you speak when you come to the word in your language to Fart you will say Trump. Examples may be.. "I've Trumped",
"Has someone Trumped",
"Phew who has Trumped",
"Open the window someone has Trumped bad",
"There is a Trumper in this room and I'm going to find out who it is"
"It's you isn't it, you've Trumped"
"My God that was an enormous Trump, who did it?"
"I've just done a silent but deadly Trump, wait till they notice"
"Can you die of breathing in a bad Trump"
"Watch this I'm going to ignite my Trump"
"I'm going to squeeze her that tight that she will Trump"
"Are Trumps wet?" no "oh feck I've shat myself by following through"
"Never hold back a Trump, it will eventually get you at a bad moment"
" Is it cool to Trump on a first date"
"I'm giving everyone advanced warning, get out now, I'm going to Trump"
"There was once a president called Trump? Get outa here"

It seemed to climb unnecessarily high before the crash. Very tragic, there is also a video somewhere of a sports commentator being heard off camera to say that one of the passengers was the lover of Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha who also died. How true that is I don't know.

I feel the earth move under my feet, I feel the sky tumbling down, tumbling down.

Page 7 now

I think in 1000 years time anti dandruff shampoos will have become ineffective like antibiotics and we will be knee deep in the stuff.

I wonder if it was an important piece.

Someone has far far far too much time on their hands...and proof if you needed it that 'The Devil makes work for idle hands'

Or a four legged, bushy tailed corrupt Deliveroo guy up a tree.....actually just put my glasses on, it is a squirrel, facing the right way too, not like the Snotr one, told you they always turn to the right . .

I guess it's the ice equivalent of walking on hot coals, as long as you keep going you are reasonably safe even on the think bits.

Now on page 6 with possible new thread.

#156 well maybe then just a little
#157 I think its got a lot to do with the fact that about a week ago the penny finally dropped and 2001 cobra finally hung up his bible and became an atheist. Now he's got nothing to say

I think to keep this thread going we might need to change direction and start a new topic altogether...I'm thinking
What kind of world this will be in 1000 years time.
What will everyday life be like
How will we live..well obviously not WE as we'll have been dead for at least 950 years.

George Beast....

Just another example of a prehistoric religion based on decades of bulshite that allows men to dominates women. Those stupid men smiling as they were doing their speeches at the beginning makes my blood boil, uneducated, ignorant, sad people, individually committing crimes against humanity.

Well I watched the first five minutes and I think I got the gist and then got bored if I'm honest.

I remember that 70's inspired faint lol.

I don't want to be negative about children singing, but I've heard better and lets face it it only takes a few flat notes to spoil a choir. I'm just not sure it's exactly what I would expect to find on Snotr. I didn't mark them down though.

Now page 6

#154 I don't........................................................

Amazing especially when you remember that their first video was a Tamagotchi.

Still page 5 by the way.

#151 How much do you need, we have lots, it's indisputable to anyone with a brain.

If a barman gave me that I'd be asking for a top up. By the way page 5 of 5

Still page 5

#148 I'll go get some butter.

#145 I was actually referring to 2001Cobra's generations rather than the planet. I do agree with you, things aren't looking great at the moment, but if you look back through history life has been up and down always and always will be until some idiot like Trump gets to press the button. Just imagine someone like him or some psychopath in the middle East believing that the next world is the place to be and that will be that. Mad Max's everywhere.

#7 Not if you built it tip first.

Absolutely I think we could be looking at 200 comments if we are not careful. I don't know if most people are looking at snotr on their laptops or mobiles but based on five video's per page I'm going to start putting the page number on each day so it's easy for people to get back here. currently it's page five!

It does look like 2001 Cobra has left the discussion though. Maybe he'll be back some day with a more sensible take on life, somehow I really really doubt it. I think it's going to take at least a couple more generations before that happens. Maybe his children or his children's children. At least he claims to have an inquiring mind, very blinkered admittedly but just like evolution the blinkers will become smaller and smaller as the generations pass until they disappear altogether and the light will be blinding.

#141 Good move in the right direction.

The Gorilla is certainly bowling above his average

I think it's a great idea putting those toys on Snotr, as that is exactly how long I would be amused by them and now don't need to buy them.

So why do white Tic Tacs bounce higher than orange one's hey work that one out...

#134 "Sorry to foil you again but I don't not believe in just anything. I don't believe in evolution, so there..Lol. But seriously I've made it a quest so to say in my life to not believe in just anything, for many reasons. But with the bible, not religion, I give my full faith in".

You don't believe in just anything including evolution even though there is overwhelming scientific proof of it.
But with the bible you give your full faith to it, even though there is no proof except for the proof that the entire story has been plagiarised.

#137 "So why trust the bible over other written spiritual writings by some you mention here? Proof of scientific statements mentioned in the Bible maybe?
So just a couple scriptures that touch on the scientific level first. Let me ask this..... How would the writers of these scriptures have know these now known facts if it were not for God's input?"

Once again you fall into the BSP, Big Stupid Pit that all christian's spend their entire lives either falling or peering into..If you can't come up with a better solution then GOD DID IT. Can you not see how ignorant your comments are, all the points you mentioned? Homo sapiens have been around for over 300,000 years, 240,000 years longer than you think the earth has been here. Homo Sapiens migrated over all the world over 50,000 years ago. Thats 48,000 years before your bible came along and made people crazy. Populations separated and developed different cultures all over the globe and all the nonsense that you claim GOD told a few illiterate people 2000 years ago had been discovered 10.000 or more years earlier in places like China and India. These people traveled along with their knowledge and would of course have passed on all they had learnt to those capable of understanding it. It's looking obvious to me that the people in the area where your bible was written probably were too stupid to receive this information and someone thought this would be a great time to start a religion. If all you can do is quote scripture after scripture to make your point, you have no point to make.

"If one believes like I do that god is real, then what better source is there then what he offers to let us know? And so far he has not failed me once."

You say that God has not failed you once, yet I have already explained to you that what you took as God answering your prayer was nothing more than a chance recovery that happens to people each and every day. It happens to atheists, agnostics, devil worshipers, just as much as it happens to Muslims and Christians. It's bullshit and another example of you not understanding medical science so GOD DID IT...AGAIN! And then you have the cheek to tell us that God would let a five year old girl die of leukemia ONLY because her parents didn't pray properly!!!!! and then you say this:-

"I feel I've slipped up a couple times and sorry for doing that. I do understand that these can raise the hair on the back of necks at times and it does it to me too"

That's the only sensible comment you have made thus far.

#28 Nah Nay Dilly Dilly Von Austin, thou protest far too heavily. I know as well as you know that you were never left out of the threesome and that you continued your relationship with the Python firstly in PM mode and then following an exchange of mobile numbers and email went off into the cyber sexy world that I and many other right thinking members of the snotr community would not dare to venture (even if we were slightly curious, not me just some of the others, Comentator perhaps) So don't try the old wool over the sheeps bottom pulling process, you are as guilty as sinski. I'm sure it will only be a matter of time before the pair of you are applying for tax reductions under a civil partnership. As said I'm not bitter, my heart was never init init I was merely spying for the hetro's gather information and Dilly Dilly have I got a book to write.

#27 Always the important stuff Thunders Dilly Dilly.

It's kinda sad in't it, the poor ship had no idea that this was it's final journey, it's like taking a beloved pet to be put down. I wonder if there is one particular part that the scrappers go for first? Like the safe for example.

#26 I'll deal with you in a moment, but first the important stuff!

#24 Thunders everyone knows that squirrels always face to the right, just take a look next time you go out.

#26 Ok back to you Austin. Firstly as I mentioned yesterday I was very short of time, so much so that I didn't even have time to put the e at the end of the word Honor to please you Americans, Honor is the correct spelling in English. Sadly the US of A bastardise our language and in my opinion shouldn't be allowed to use it at all. You also put Z where there should be an S but that's another matter.

Trust you to read the bible again this morning and count the time 'honor' was used and in how many verses, you really need to get out more and check the orientation of squirrels.

I would like to dispute and distance myself entirely from your provocative scandalous and virtually libelous comments about me having a non sexual gender symmetric on-line dyadic discourse relationship with Snaky. On the contrary the threesome which Snaky and I have shared with yourself has been very sexual indeed and I am absolutely certain that you will have gained more than your fair third share of sexual gratification from the sticky process. Having now in my opinion failed to dissuade the Snake from his holy course, I am prepared to step back into my heterosexual life which if I'm honest was far more pleasurable both on the eye, intellect and several general body parts and leave you to roger over and out each other to your hearts content. Obviously now you are counting words in your shared bible, foreplay if you will, time will pass very slowly to your inevitable journey up the pearly escalator to meet your maker together hand in hand skipping along, providing you are not greeted by a member of the Westboro Baptist church of course as they don't like all that kind of stuff and in religion who knows who is right and who is not.

Scrambling eggs inside the shell...have we really come down to this...oh I may turn to God.

#23 haven't got time to defend my own honor at the moment, watch this space though...or the next space.

#131 I know English isn't your first language and someone has given you a +1 so this might be me. But I have read your comment a few times and I think this is what you are trying to say..:-

"Although I don't believe in religion, I have a son and the school that he attends has religious studies in the middle of the day. If my son didn't attend the studies he would have to sit on his own on a bench for 45 minutes twice a week. Also by not going to the lessons he would be bullied by the other children and told that he would be going to hell, kids can be utter and complete bastards, especially the brainwashed ones.

So we decided he should attend the classes at least for the first year, to save his soul, because if we tell children to believe in Santa who doesn't exist we might as well tell them about Jesus, who might have existed as a person, but certainly wasn't anything special".

Am I close?

I don't think this video shows so much a squirrel escaping, I think it actually shows a male squirrel leaving his wife to be eaten by the buzzard.

Look I introduced the parsnip quote to Snotr so a Parsnip it should be, sadly it won't be buttered, I don't think there is anyone in Admin capable of producing a parsnip emoji though (reverse psychology there). It really is about time we had a new Emoji too it seems like a lifetime ago when the Squirrel arrived (facing the wrong way by the way).

#5 Good luck with your God bothering persuasions Austin, of course you are making the dangerous assumption that god isn't an avid reader of Snotr comments! Of course he will be and now you have laid out your intentions I recon you are in deep shite mate One thing god hates more than an atheist it's a manipulating atheist.

#129 Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow.

" In the same token, as we nonbelievers are not really trying to save them from a life in a made up dream they are living with prospects of entering the golden gates of heavens."

Speak for yourself Thunders,

This is my take on the whole subject of not just religion but also evolution. If one of my Children and lets say one of yours was indoctrinated into a cult like for example Waco or Scientology and were fed information that was contrary to what you know is the truth, to the extent that they embarrass not only themselves but potentially yours and my Grandchildren. Would you not do everything in your powers to at least try and get through to them and give them information to allow them to escape.

Religion all religions are just large cults where people are fed information that is largely untrue, then encourage them into groups where this is magnified. This affects their followers take on evolution, science, geology and in some tragic cases medicine. Christianity has been doing this for over 2000 years and will continue to do so for another 2000 if people don't start questioning it.

If after being given all the facts and lets not forget a lot of the information never gets to these people because they don't seek it out and don't mix with people who might have a different opinion, but if after given them all the facts, they choose to stay dedicated to their religion then that is their choice. But just like you will get Christians who say I found god one day after speaking to another Christian, there are many who find truth and reality by speaking to an atheist or antitheist, someone knowledgeable not only in their religion but also in the nonsense said by it.

Speak to any atheist who previously believed in God and they won't talk of what they have lost, they will talk of what they have found and the freedom of opening their eyes. Cobra 2001 doesn't have to go to church and neither does he have to read any comments on snotr, we all have that freedom.

#127

#6 Yeah Don't get me anything biblical, even if it's fake.

#!#2 What?

I deal in facts guys, just facts that all there is to it. Just facts.

#2 Austin you are such a creep, there is no back door to heaven you know. Just knowing a Christian when you are an Atheist won't work. Long words doth butter no parsnips.

Wow this has to be a record I only submitted this about half an hour ago. I'm very impressed Admin.

I would have thought when setting records for Sunflowers it would be the size of the flower rather than the height of the stalk.

#123 Cobra 2001 is a nice and respectful christian on paper but think about this, If you are a Christian talking to an Atheist or Antitheist you are thinking in your head that this person you are talking to is going to Hell Forever, you would expect a sense of desperation in their language, likewise if they have friends and family who are not christian you would expect them to be banging on their doors day and night trying to save them from an eternity of fire and damnation.

But no, what you get instead is a quiet group of fifty to a hundred people gathering together in a church every Sunday, saying their prayers, singing their hymns, doing their readings, usually followed by a friendly coffee and a biscuit, then home to a nice Sunday lunch, sometimes sharing the meal with some of the people that they think are going to spend their future having one layer of skin burned off after another. It's almost, almost teetering on the very edge of Hypocrisy.

#4 It has been an awful long time, especially considering all the one's I've sent you. Look get me the clock it's fine, I'll put it high up so you can't see the plastic parts, maybe on the chimney stack, do you think it's weather proof?

#5 This is awful did they eventually find it? I know they have a tendency to squeeze into small spaces, did they check under the cupboards and any open drawers, please let us know that it's ok.

On closer inspection it looks very tacky and plasticy and at $450 I think a VR system would be money better spent.

#120 You are talking to yourself again, you know just like when you pray out loud. I'm #119.

I don't believe in anything save what I see.

So you have no opinion on the fact that the whole story from the birth and death of your savior Jesus Christ was written almost word for word in a land just over 400 miles away, 1200 years before Jesus ever lived. And the same story again was written 600 years before Christ this time for the Persian God Mithra? Coincidence, what do you think? Yes No?

Amazing creatures, my only concern is that you can also create that colour change on lot's of video camera's, I am very aware though that Chameleon's do change colour.

Imagine being inside it's head, two eyes looking at two different objects in any direction, I'm amazed he doesn't get dizzy and fall off the branch. Just imagine you are sitting there looking at your phone or laptop and suddenly with your left eye you can see something behind you while at the same time your right eye can see the ceiling, how do you process that?

#15 I'm glad you at least got the first, third and forth paragraph, the second really does take some thinking about I realise that. Maybe explain it to a few people at work, I'm sure some of the guys will already know about it and might be able to explain it better than me. I'm by no means an expert.

Have a good Monday too

Why is it when I expect nothing to happen in a video I'm usually right.

Kung Fu Froggie.

I know what I want for Christmas. Where did you find this Thunders, can you buy them, money is no object?

#118 You know Cobra, there is delusional and then there is you. I've spoken to many Christians in my time but you take the biscuit you really do.

"many who pray to God will never be heard because, they are not praying for the right things or worshiping him in an unacceptable ways or just living a disapproved life.

So what you are saying is that the parents of the little girl who dies of Leukemia are not praying for the right things or worshiping in an unacceptable way or living in a disapproved way? Is that what you would tell them to their face? My wife on the other hand was saved along with her fatty liver because I prayed for the right thing worshiped in an acceptable way and lived in an approved way? would you say that too? Do you know I actually think you would.

So in a nutshell you are happy worshiping a god that would let a little five year old girl die because one or more of her parents was saying their prayers wrong, I personally think that would make your god a nasty malicious bastard, or at least it would if he existed which I am absolutely certain he doesn't. How could you be a member of a club that has a boss with those morals and attitudes? If you worked for a company who had a manager that said " If you say you love me, I'll pay for your child's cancer treatment, but if you don't she can die as slowly and painfully as she likes" what would you think of that guy?

I do wonder if you have any friends or family members that are not religious? And if so do you get on with them, have family meals etc?

There is actual and I'm talking actual evidence written down and dated of an Egyptian god (Myth if you prefer) called Horus son of Osirus found on scrolls from the Egyptian book of the dead from tombs dating back to 1280 BC. So we are talking at the very least 1280 years before the Christ story in the New Testament could possibly have been written and we know that the NT was in fact written allegedly between 70 and 300 years after his death. Here is your problem. Horus was born to a virgin mother on the 25th of December, baptized in a river by Anup the baptizer who was later beheaded, Horus was temped while alone in the desert, healed the sick and the blind, cast out demons, walked on water and raised Asar from the dead, Asar translates to Lazarus. He had 12 disciples and yes he was crucified and after 3 days two women announced Horus the savior of humanity when he was resurrected.

Now David Copperfield was not around in those days so it is absolutely obvious that the New Testiment was nothing more than a copy of another story from a much earlier time, there are many other examples including the Persion God Mithra, 600 years before Christ who probably copied the same story he was known as the Lamb, the way, the truth, the light, the savior and the messiah his birthday was also the 25th of December? Copies of copies of copies all written before the book you worship..

#115 its a good job you didn't have Pescetarian on your list. lol

#12 Okay Thunders, this is going to be tricky and bear in mind this is a little way off yet, best guess about twenty years. With a regular computer (and this is how it's always been) it is basically billions of switches that can be either on or off, you probably knew that. In Nano internet technology the switches can be on or off AT THE SAME TIME!, so a switch that is on can also be off and a switch that is off can also be on and there are trillions of them. Which is seemingly impossible in the world we understand today.

This is mind blowing for internet users because it means that we get into MT Minus Time, which is infinite. MT means that if for example you watch a new episode of something, on line, it's got to be online, lets say for example it's Startrek 15 The Vulcan Ear Flap, doesn't really matter what it is. This is the mind blow bit, as it's MT, before the film finishes you and you alone in your lounge will be able to watch episode 16, 17 or 18 it's infinite remember, even though it hasn't actually been made yet. Now obviously with something like Startrek it won't be an issue with like spoiler alerts as everyone into the series will just watch them all anyway, but it will make life very difficult for some of the smaller budget films that perhaps hadn't intended to make a sequel, as now they will have to and there will be major problems with getting the actors back from say a new project, some of them may even have died in RT real time, which is where CGI will be so useful.

You can also imagine little issues like actors changing their hair styles, growing beards or shaving them off, pregnancy, it's going to be complicated and they are saying that a lot of people will be needed in area like make up and general styling as well as CGI operators. which will be one example of jobs being created from where they are lost due to AI taking over, such as automated transportation and shop work.

I'm just slightly worried that this will just be coming in when I'm too old to experience it, I guess you like me will have to be thankful that our Children and future Grandchildren will be living in an amazing if not complicated new world. Goodness knows what your isp will be charging for this, but I guess like everything it will come down after a few years and be in everyone's homes like the regular internet today. Hope that went some way to explaining it for you, as Spock said "Live long and prosper"

#113 Certainly the longest, looks like our villain has bottled out though. Amen

#9 Thunders did you understand the nano internet technology part? Cos that's the biggie I could go into more detail if you need me to.

#111 I think I gave him enough options to compare the amazing miraculous recovery of his wife with the two five year olds with leukemia. He knows exactly what my point is and that is very likely why we have radio silence yet again. There is no acceptable answer to my question and he knows it, to admit it though breaks down his imaginary connection to god which he dare not admit to, otherwise his entire religious belief means nothing. People who pray and then tell us that their prayers were answered are the most selfish people on the planet, because by their belief that god has singled them out for something good is not only delusional but also a total insult to anyone who at that same time has prayed for a good outcome and their wife has died along with her fatty liver and unborn baby, ignored by the same god. They then go on to think they are special, better than anyone else, because god speaks to them, that they will be going to heaven and we the unbelievers will be going to hell.

It also takes away and ignores totally the law of chance which people like cobra 2001 must also think doesn't exist much like evolution with or without the missing fossils. Once again we have this stupid argument now complicated by religion with a solid piece of science. It's like saying that if you toss a coin an infinite amount of times and pray for heads you will get pretty much an equal quantity of heads and tails but the head total is because of god.

One final thing ComentAtor I do hope your comment about Jews was just flippant and not an attitude that you hold. Please advice?

#6 Whats the problem Thunders? The guy with the bucket is trying to explain in a bloody awful almost biblical way how quick your internet speed is, compared to other parts of the world or country. It might not have ever been the case where you live but for example in the UK the speed used to be really slow, often due to old wiring and early technology from the suppliers of the internet (if I'm going too slow here please let me know). The consequence of slow internet speeds is that things took forever to load, if you were watching a video there would be a lot of buffering, where the video would stop and have to wait for more information to arrive down your wires before it would continue, kin nightmare.

So what the guy is trying to demonstrate is how quickly the water is leaving the bucket based on the size of the holes he has made in the bucket, he is comparing that to how much information might be received by your internet connection based on different speeds of your supplier. Imagine the total bucket full of water represents a ten second video, with the smallest hole the information (water) just trickles out so it would take ages for the whole information that makes up the 10 second video to be viewed on your PC. The bigger the hole the more information gets to you and quicker. The biggest hole demonstrates that the information is virtually instant.

In the UK people who live in remote area's often have quite poor internet speeds and some villages actually get together, dig their own trenches and lay their own cables to get faster speeds.

Interestingly When we eventually get nano internet technology the hole will be on the outside of the bucket and we will receive the video before it has even been made.

Coke a Cola 's advertising budget has been seriously slashed, crushed you could say.

Somewhere on Earth a fly will be watching this video probably upside down and thinking feck me I'm glad we don't have spiders that big down here.

The last bucket also shows how long the connection lasts with BT.

#106 Very nice to have you back Cobra 2001. Obviously as you anticipated I have an opinion on your answered prayer/miracle. Firstly and this part is in your favour, it is widely known that positive thinking and the placebo effect on the human mind can be very beneficial and it has been demonstrated on many occasions that people can be fooled into feeling better by taking a pill that is only made of sugar. This can also be demonstrated in the reverse with a condition called white coat hypertension (bear in mind I'm both a man of science and medicine) where people going to have their blood pressure checked would get a higher reading just seeing their doctor wearing a white medical coat, hence they don't wear them anymore.

Like most church going Christians you choose to ignore the difficult questions or when you do answer them it is with the usual "You gotta have faith" "Nobody knows God's plan" "He moves in mysterious ways" Which is a long standing tried and tested, get out clause and there is no way round it. I can tell you my house is White and you can argue that it's black even though it isn't and as long as I keep saying it's white and you keep saying it's black we will never the resolve the colour of my house even when my friends come along and back me up, your friends will back you up. That doesn't alter the FACT that my house is white.

So returning to your wife and her fatty liver, I'm guessing there were quite a lot of Doctors, nurses and medical professions around when she opened her eyes, but I didn't hear you mention that any of them put it down as a miracle or an impossible medical occurrence, I'm pretty sure that would have been on the news across the world and your wife would be getting Pilgrims queuing outside your doorway day and night, just to touch her operation scar. I also didn't hear you say that your wife opened her eyes and no longer had a fatty liver, now that would have been impressive. I would presume that she has since been advised to change her diet? The human body and the liver in particular is designed to survive, the liver is a great organ for repairing itself, providing you don't abuse it for too long, the body does not want to die and it can do many tricks to stay alive and heal itself.

So was the power of prayer involved? Like the existence of god they weren't necessary in anymore than a placebo effect, if your wife was conscious when the trouble was discovered, being positive about the acute situation would have made little difference in anything other than blood pressure and certainly anything you or any of your christian friends were doing! well lets just say if you were instead doing a gig the outcome would have been the same.

Finally this brings me to the most important question that I'm absolutely sure you will ignore..Get your blinkers ready here goes;- Why would God answer your prayer and save your wife, but let millions of equally religious, equally deserving people die in a concentration camp?

#103 Yep definitely up for a beer or a nice bottle of Red. Guess we need to find a mutually convenient public dwelling house to partake of our beverage, anyone got a map?
Am I the only slightly concerned that Snaky 2001 has said his last prayer?

I am thinking that we could from time to time revisit this page with stories worth sharing, new discoveries that push religion back into the dark ages where it belongs. Even start a new non religious religion with a very select membership We could call ourselves The intermediate Fossils or IF for short. In so doing we may be able to push the comment board high into the many hundreds. I feel we are at a breaking point here in the future of humanity, who knows what we will discover on our journey.

Nope it seems we carry on Did anyone else go back in time? What a privileged it is to be the first human on the face of the planet ever to exceed 100 comments on Snotr. Oh I feel so special and Jesus like. https://youtu.be/5eLcHJLDlI8 another spectacular ending but you have to watch all the way through.

yeah get rid asap.

#97 I have a feeling Cobra 2001 may actually be the devil, lulling us all into a false sense of security that he is in fact on the other side. Just the sort of thing the devil would do, the cunning barstard.

#3 Don't start with the proof thing again, for Gods sake.

I am currently conducting a Snotr first. You may be aware of the 'Show me the intermediate fossil' video about five video's previous to this one...Well it's currently sitting at 95 comments which I believe is already a record for Snotr BUT I have been told by a semi-reliable source that when it gets to 100 something amazing happens to the Snotr site, so come on guys make a few comments and lets see what happens. You Might even be number 100 what a privileged.

Scientific study tosh, they just wanted to see a Sea-lion boogie.

On the subject of scientific studies, I am currently conducting a Snotr first. You may be aware of the 'Show me the intermediate fossil' video about five video's previous to this one...Well it's currently sitting at 95 comments which I believe is already a record for Snotr BUT I have been told by a semi-reliable source that when it gets to 100 something amazing happens to the Snotr site, so come on guys make a few comments and lets see what happens. You Might even be number 100 what a privileged.

#94 Electric toothbrush? What are you sitting on one or something, I don't understand.

#90 On the subject of prayer, as you seem unable to answer my last question, have you considered that when you pray, what you are actually doing is getting in touch with yourself, meditation if you will.

If you are saying that sometimes your prayers are answered very clearly. Give us an example, that couldn't just be put down to chance. If you pray for someone to recover from an illness for example and they do, was that the power of prayer or did he or she just get better. If you pray for a promotion at work and you get one, what about the poor guy that didn't or again was that chance.

I can't think of one example where prayer has been shown to make the slightest difference to any situation. And when it would be really useful and clear to all mankind that it does work, it never ever does. Take two examples

1) The holocaust, millions of people gassed to death women, children. You can bet your religion that they prayed and prayed and prayed but nothing NOTHING!!

2) Two christian families have a five year old daughter with leukemia, both families pray, one girl lives one girls dies. Did the one that survived do so because of prayer?

And then you tell us that when YOU pray sometimes they are answered? Why would God answer one of your prayers and let millions of Jews die in a concentration camp? or let a five year old girl die of leukemia. Wouldn't you feel guilty that he had answered your minor prayer and ignored so many others?

The simple question has three simple answer options and they are that either God doesn't care or he is unable to help or he doesn't exist. He can't be unable to help because he can create heavens, planets, stars and people, if after producing all that stuff he can't help, what is the point of him. That leaves that he either doesn't care or doesn't exist. You wouldn't pray to a God that doesn't care which leaves one answer, he doesn't exist.

Here is the point where all Christians come out with the stock answers of 'You've got to have faith' and the equally silly 'He moves in mysterious ways and we can't know what his plan is' Well that just isn't good enough.

They either have the condition or sales of Tippex has soared in the area.

All very good but fuel economy and emissions are poor compared to pistons.

#88 Ok you seemed to be talking to yourself there as the question came from me at #84 and again at #87 (you were #82) Your answer was longer than I asked for, but you do seem to be saying that you acknowledge that the Earth is a lot older than 6 to 10 thousand years, which you have to agree is in conflict with the true creationists but that's fine. And I do accept that the age of the earth even proved by science does not disprove the existence of God.

The issue is this, God according to you has a very important message to bring to mankind yes? (That's a question which you can answer with a yes or no, I'm guessing Yes.

Why then does he give this message to certain individual who write it down and thousands of years after receiving this information, we have to rely on copies of copies copies of translations written by anonymous authors with no originals?

#86 You may have missed this....I think its time for a little Q&A. I'll keep it simple and if you would oblige me by doing the same with your answers, don't need long scripture quotes, this is about your thoughts. on evolution and religion, Just bear in mind my soul is on the line here, so you could be ultimately saving me from hell and damnation, you know Gods work.

Question one. Do you at least acknowledge that most of the 'Scientific' evidence points to an earth that is vastly older than six to ten thousand years old?

#82 I think its time for a little Q&A. I'll keep it simple and if you would oblige me by doing the same with your answers, don't need long scripture quotes, this is about your thoughts. on evolution and religion, Just bear in mind my soul is on the line here, so you could be ultimately saving me from hell and damnation, you know Gods work.

Question one. Do you at least acknowledge that most of the 'Scientific' evidence points to an earth that is vastly older than six to ten thousand years old?

#79 You don't need to worry about Santa, he is every bit as true as the bible. Steven Wright did a painting of Jesus and Santa claus on a seesaw, he put Jesus on the heavy end even though he weighed less, because he's Jesus.

#73 No the Bible writings were not from man but was authored by God. Man only pinned what God's spirit told them to write. But I'm sure you probably have little knowledge or understanding of that?

How do you know that is what happened? and if we have little knowledge or understanding of that, bearing in mind that some of us have read the bible that you read. Feel free to explain your understanding and knowledge beyond the words in the one book that you have read.

You see I could write a bible, I could fill it with all sorts of stuff, I could use modern day technology in it and say that my mate Lot has a wife that was microwaved outside of an oven. I could say that God told me all sorts of stuff, to build a nuclear bunker and fill it with all the animals in the world because he was going to bring nuclear destruction to the whole planet because he was pissed off with everyone. I could say later that my best mates wife would have a baby even though she hadn't even been to a disco and that baby was to save the world by being tazered to death on a hill after being at a pizza hut with twelve mates, one of which snitched on him for peeing in the water jug that he was going to turn into lager and then would come back to life.

I could write all that and much much more believe me, but that's it you wouldn't believe me because there would be people around that would say, naw bullocks that didn't happen, I saw him in Nando's that night, kin miles away. There would also be a lot of crazy people around, who perhaps should have been in secure hospitals that would say, yes yes I saw all that happen, now give me another bottle of cider. The only difference between my story and the one you believe is 2000 years.

#71 My goodness you have been busy with Google, cut and paste this afternoon, what happened did the wife go off out with the bible? I'm not quite sure what you are getting at with your Egyptian history writing quotes as they don't really do the writings methods of the bible any favours. By your own admission you are admitting that details in ancient history are at best patchy and exaggerated. Which is how the bible would have been written yes? And even in that patchy exaggerated state you still believe it and believe it works as a piece of "What" fiction, non fiction? Yet the patches and spaces in Evolution are too far for you to accept, isn't that so? Surly you should at the very least have as much suspicion in what you are being told in the bible as the suspicion you have over evolution.

The difference is though that as time goes on we learn more and more about evolution and are constantly filling in the gaps, Our increased knowledge of ancient history has already debunked large significant sections of the bible including the existence of Moses which rather messes up the first chapter including our two leading characters Adamski and Evelyn. There was no census or requirement ever for folks to return to their place of birth for one, which kind of spoils the virgin birth section too. And imagine having a star directly above the stable, that star would have been directly above a stable a thousand miles in any direction, have a look up, pick a star and start walking see if you can shake it off.

It would be around now that I would be asking ADMIN for some new videos, but you know Admin don't bother, just change SNOTR to LSANRTDIRBIS lets start a new religion that doesn't involve religion because it's silly.

I'm very disappointed that I didn't make comment 69 as that is my favorite number by the way.

It is becoming very obvious in this exciting debate (that has it be getting on for a record on comment numbers) that Cobra 2001 knows far less about his own religious beliefs and indeed his bible, than any of the atheists. I am not an atheist incidentally I realised when I looked into my overall take on religion that I am in fact an Antitheist, I'm not trying to be trendy with that title, it just happens to describe exactly what I believe 'One opposed to belief in the existence of a god' and as Christoper Hitchens once said 'I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful.

#65 Real truth is real truth, it doesn't matter what your opinion is and whether you are a scholar or not, you can't change a real truth because it's true and ultimately beyond most educated peoples point of view it can be tested and confirmed. If all you have is a book with questionable authors written in a time when straight talking was not the way things were done and on top of that a book cobbled together from different sources not even necessarily from the same century, you cannot call it real truth, you can hope that it is but you can't prove it, you simply can't. When that book contains pieces that are so obviously nonsense and I refer you back to lots wife and the salt again or the Arc, you can argue that they are merely there only to make a point, like some of the parables of Jesus for instance, for that you could be forgiven in your interpretation. But you then have the problem of which is nonsense and which is true. Even men of the cloth cannot agree and they waste their lives reading it. With that amount of uncertainty on every page one has to question why it was written and for what gain and Austins explanation of marketing pretty much sums it up.

What has a hazel nut in every bite...squirrel shit. Ok I know the advert said Topic but it's much the same.

That's simply because the majority of people are bored with the conversation and can't be arsed scrolling all the way down here to continue reading it.

#57 You lose entirely the right to use terms like 'Common sense' and 'Mumbo Jumbo' you believe in the Bible for Dogs sake! Like all creationists you slip into the same old boring repetitive argument of 'If you can't prove something to me, then God did it!' That is so shallow, ignorant and juvenile. The Bible says that Lot's wife was turned to a pillar of salt, do you believe that? But fossils don't do it for you.

Now you are belittling evolution by making up your own form of it (which non of use have ever said incidentally) where life started in some mud puddle that lightening struck and then poof. What books are you actually reading? You claim to be an educated man?

It feels like you have run out of steam cobra 2001 I can feel the beginnings of panic in your comments, you started out giving confident (wrong) but confident statements and now you are sounding like some hysterical mad professor standing over a mud puddle with a lightening rod shouting "It's alive, it's alive"

It could be of course a mentality thing and I really don't wish to be rude here, but some people just don't have the brain power to comprehend modern life and it's realities, they prefer to live in a past, where everything seemed simple and safe. Judging by ALL your comments and objections it is very obvious to me that you close your eyes when it come to any part of an explanation that contradicts your bible and you don't open them again until it's all over.

I also wonder why you are even searching for an answer in the first place, If you are so convinced that your Bible is 100% accurate, that God created the earth in whatever timescale you have decided on, but that we call a week. that he himself wasn't created and has always existed, that he can turn people into salt, that he is such a nice fellow that he drowns everyone on the entire planet save those who built a big boat. praise him! (incidentally if he can do anything, you know, create the heavens and the earth and the stars and everything that crawls or swims or flys. Why did he need to drown everybody? why didn't he just make them not exist, you know poof) If you are so convinced of all this, to the extent that you pass on this belief to your children, why are you searching for proof?

#53 I refuse to let you have the last word. We haven't really had a discussion with you on this, what we have done is explained in great detail why you do not need fossil evidence to prove evolution, even though it does exist. I would have thought that if you can prove even a small section of evolution works and there are many many sections of proof, that it would be less of a leap of faith to accept that it does work than to believe in a god, any god with no evidence whatsoever.

This is my take on all this and In think it is massive. We look back at people in medieval times when they believed in witches, burning them at the stake, drowning them in ponds. We say how could they have been so stupid to believe that nonsense all born out of superstition, ignorance and fear. One day this planet will be so advanced in ways we can't even imagine now and modern man in the future will look back at people like you Cobra 2001 and say the same things as we say about witches today. I want my future generations to know that I wasn't one of you, that I looked to the skys and saw the future and the past, not men on clouds with beards claiming to watch everything that everybody did and doing nothing at all about children being raped when his believers believed he could, because he was all powerful and red men with pokers in some pit of fire where you would go to if you didn't believe, just didn't believe mind, in the bearded one. The words are so ridiculous as I type them and so much more so when I think that people like you actually believe them. I do not want to be an embarrassment to the future generation as you will be.

What do you mean? I've just bought a house there on Freezillion Ave. It's a new development, I've seen pictures and everything. £400k with a swimming pool.

#45 As I said, what you choose to believe makes no difference to me and there is no point in continuing this debate, we'll just say you've won ok. What does interest me is that you seem to be in conflict with your own beliefs by constantly searching for ways to reconfirm by selective reading that you are right, quoting from Kitts when you could be quoting from Dawkins for example. But that seems to be you, enjoy your lives.

#43 I think it has been explained to you in enough detail both from the video and the comments on this video alone. But you seem to be choosing to ignore them, so what do we do? I honestly don't think you would be convinced unless we could show you a real time video of evolution. You remain unchanged in your opinions about evolution with actually lots of explanation, fossil proof and dna proof. Yet with no proof whatsoever you have dedicated your life to the belief in what was written in a single book thousands of years ago, by relatively uneducated people, that used poetry to make their point, that's a very big leap of faith in my opinion. If you had grown up in Syria you would have the same exact belief in the Koran.

The fossils in the area you live in Texas are only going to show the moment that the creatures died you have no way of knowing which stage they were at in their evolutionary development. If we are talking Ammonites and Trilobites for example they are of course now very extinct. All the fossils in the area where you find them are going to be from approximately the same point in time so you are not going to find fossils in transformation. You would also need to be a fossil expert to be able to detect a fossil in transformation anyway. You haven't got to look very far though to see this transformation just look at the video attached to this comment there are three of them. but this is what I mean about you being attacked, even when the evidence is there in plain site, you disregard it. At the end of the day sir it is your choice, whether you continue along your path of disbelief in evolution and continue reading the bible, which I feel is so en-grained in your life, you will never change and it really makes no difference to me.

Oh I see, we are saying that he turned up didn't do anything, left a bill and drove off. It makes sense now. I think its a bit of an assumption that he is depressed though, he's fat he might be just hungover.

Okay a time for civility, Firstly some home trusts from me. I have developed a writing style that I hope creates a little illusion. I too come from a christian church background, I too have seen my sixtieth birthday. I have a medical background. I am far from uneducated. I would expect to trump any qualifications that most of you have gained.

I can't help it but I deeply mistrust, anyone who, having reached maturity still believes in religion to the point of believing that a God created this planet and the billions of stars and other planets. It's juvenile and ridiculous, I'm sorry but it is. I'm afraid #37 Cobra 2001 changing and adapting the story that a God day is worth a piddillion earth days is not good enough and to me is just another example of people reading the bible and trying to make it fit, when it doesn't. If Moses existed and the general consensus among scholars of the bible is that he didn't, then he was thought to be a man not a god, that being the case if he translated the conversation from God in Genesis would it not have made sense to not call it a day? Moses would have known what a day was to the population of the time, it was the period between when the darkness ends and ends again.

That said I can see how attending a church on a weekly basis surrounded by like minded believers with some charismatic preacher at the front, would convince some people that this is all true. I did it for years, read the bible, even did readings at the front. My children went through the Sunday school process, it definitely is a process as they are convinced at an early age that this is right, it has to be because their parents are doing it too. I'm very proud of the fact that my family escaped, formed their own opinions and because they had a good education and were not subjected to a non evolutionary system like a lot of the schools in America, got rid of the chains that are religion.

In my opinion and I'm trying to remain civil here, people are religious for the following reasons. 1) They were brought up to be, by their religious family and their family by theirs and so on. 2) The country where they grow up, or parts there of it, including the school systems, are deeply religious and they are not given a balanced education. 3) The children fear questioning religion when they become older as that usually means a split in the family. 4) Religious people are afraid of living, because they are scared that if they offend God they won't get to go to Heaven and worse still, they could spend eternity in Hell. 5) In a nutshell religious people are dissatisfied with their 75 ish years and think they deserve longer. 6) It's been said a thousand times before but you only believe in the God you believe in because of the country you were born in. They can't all be right

Ironically religion is considered in some area's a necessary tool in the development of early man, most people will understand how a primitive man living in a cave, might look up to the sun and start getting a bit superstitious, not knowing what it is or why it's there, it's only a few steps from there to sacrifice and prayers and you have a rudimentary religion.

Stay on Snotr or leave Snotr it's a tiny site who really cares one way or the other. Just don't expect to be able to make comments that aren't challenged as Bruce Lee once said "If you are prepared to be an Ass there will always be someone to ride you" Amen

I'm ashamed to say that overall the Dogs lost.

What did he do?

#35 I guess we'll never know? oh 36 it's been extended

#32 He claimed to be fifty last week? If he is 17, he still has the time, but I have a feeling he will use it unwisely.

Run rabbit, run rabbit, run run run,
here comes a guy on a snowmobile just for fun fun fun
Bang bang bang bang whats he fecking done
frozen his willy and he's cum cum cum.

Thank you the Reverend Smith.

#22 Snaky, everybody has the right to be thick and stupid but you really abuse the privilege.. You clearly said in your opening rant, that, and I quote "You do know that just saying something existed isn't much proof, right"? Even you must see the irony in that statement! There you are spurting on through your blow hole, about missing legs and feet and creatures drowning because their noses are in the wrong place and yet you base your entire argument of the obvious, around a belief in a God. So I throw it back to you that just saying God exists isn't much proof.

Your entire objection to progress in this world is so juvenile and I dismiss entirely your claim to be a fifty year old man. You are clearly a child and a stupid one. If you go on to have children of your own and my goodness you will need to search high and low for a woman stupid enough to listen to your drivel on a daily basis as it's bores me to tears and I only read it occasionally. If you do have children I already feel so sorry for them because you will no doubt impregnate their hopeful minds with your biblical diarrhea. It should be a crime against humanity and child abuse to submit any one to such a backward blinkered point of view.

My advice to you is throw any books away apart from your bible, read it 24/7 and the two of you can be happy together in your tiny world together, then one day you can die, go to your heaven and chill out for eternity.

#20 What an unbelievable cop out by the head of the Roman Catholic Church. Here is the letter he should have written


Dear Members of the Roman Catholic Church, of which I am your boss.

It has become obvious over the years that pedophiles have found an extremely simple method of getting to their victims, That method is by becoming a priest. (There are other jobs where pedophiles congregate, but they can write their own letters). Pedophiles are not possessed by devils or evil spirits because devils and evil spirits do not exist, neither do (and I'm sorry to have to tell you this) fairys, pixies, leprechauns, moses, unicorns and spiderman, archangels are now also officially on the endangered list. No, pedophiles exist in all populations of all countries in the known world.

Although not my fault directly, as I am not a pedophile allegedly, I would like to apologise to anyone who has ever suffered at the hands or penis of any of my priests, who are filthy dirty bastards.

I would also like to apologise to anyone who has also been abused by any of my Nuns as I understand a number of those where right nasty bastards especially back in the 1940s'50'60 and70s and possibly even into the 1980's and beyond.

I hereby give anyone abused by Nun or Priest my full permission to search out these feckers and give them a good holy kicking, I will back you up if it goes to court, but that is unlikely as I will send some of my heavy's to clean up any mess.

Could I finally once and for all clarify the 'Limbo' situation. The Catholic Church, fecked up good and proper on this one for many hundreds of years. We have now decided that possibly your dead unbaptized infants will not, I'm saying NOT be going to LIMBO after all, so sorry about that fake news, hope it didn't cause any distress to any members. Look on the bright side, as they died at least they didn't go on to be fiddled with by one of my priests, every cloud and all that.

Your Truly The Pope.

#16 If you wern't a certified fecker of Monkeys you wouldn't have the Herps you dirty git. By your comment you are clearly also a SPAM artist and NEED REMOVING BY ADMIN...' ADMIN we have a Spamy Monkey fecker #16 Magt could you remove please"

One day too long and there will be Orangutan juice everywhere.

#12 Morning Snaky. I had a revelation last night from God for he noweth speaks to me also. He asked me to step outside of my new conversion, play the devils advocate (although he stressed he hated using that word, as it still gives him the shivers...yes Uncle Advocate was a right one apparently and became the inspiration for the popular pastime in the Catholic church of today) He asked me to point out that he iseth a little disappointed in you.

Apparently in the comment you are going to make this morning around 08:00 GMT, you are inadvertently going to accepteth evolution, you barstewerd he saideth. He went on to explain that although you (presumably to throw us off the scent) asked for the fossil evidence of the doglike creature at the bottom of the chart, you mentioned not, the fossil evidence that has been found of the evolution of the whale in the upper quadrant of the chart, meaning that you accepteth that the modern whale did indeed EVOLVE. You are to perform seven thousand hail Margaret's (a more severe version of the mary involving forming a political party, closing down all the mines and having a lot of angry miners after you). After the Margeret's you are to dress like a girly for the next seven years, unless someone in your family accidentally (accidentally mind, no cheating) breaks a mirror, at which point you have to get digging, discover your own fossil and get it named after you. The nameth shall be Snakysaurus. It will be a long thin stupid looking fossil. God said to start digging in the deep South of America. So endeth your lesson for today, now go forth and multiply (God said to tell you), I think reading between the lines he wants you to Feck off.

#5 Woe steady there SS77 don't you get taring Austin and I with that Basil, You might be a fully paid up member of the Judge Brett Kavy appreciation society. Austin and I are far too busy with our proper Holy work to be indulging in that kind of thing. It's the Judge bit that has confused you isn't it? Well my Judging is done at a much higher level than, the kind you are fooling around with. You will notice I haven't included ComentAtory in this denial, he or she may well be one of your lot, I'm kinda hoping not, but I feel it's up to him (we'll say it's a him Ok) to comment directly.

That man is a falafel wizard. I'd love to see how many end up on the floor

#1 Although I was the one who uploaded this video I have to agree with Austin, it is very obvious to anyone who has glanced at the all seeing totally accurate book that explains everything that ever was and will be, beyond a shadow of a doubt. That God altered all these so called antiquated fossils, carefully placing the nostrils further and further back along the bone structure. When you think about it is so obvious, because as he was able to create the heavens and the earth and all the stars and planets, spanning billions and billions and billions and billions of miles, which to a mortal even with the greatest of technology would have taken billions of years to reach never mind making something when you got there. God was able to do this in less than a week, fecking amazing, what a video that would have been, I would definitely have watched the box set back to back I really would.

Obviously that taking just a week and having Sunday off and why shouldn't he have had Sunday off, he must have been on his knees poor fellow. He probably spent the next couple of micro seconds on Monday morning fecking about with all the fossils, knowing full well that one day man created in his image would get a bit advanced (obviously not compared to him) and start digging around a bit looking for alternatives to his cover story. But no he need notuth have bothereth for people like Austin, Snaky and myself wont be fooled. The book is the word and the word is the book.

Just depresses me as I want to be able to do it....and can't.

Yes very interesting.

#4 Well I appreciated all your copy pasting Austin if no one else did. It took me ages to type out all that stuff from Genesis though and from memory, its amazing what you remember from school isn't it. I had to leave the last couple of days out as it was too big for Snotr's page.

Well it is to be thankful that we don't live in Costa Rica. I guess the grasshopper was like stopping of at Mackies on the way to the cinema. Notice how they tried to scarper with the last bits when they heard the police siren.

Or better still don't have a fecking hunting season at all.

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.
And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
And the evening and the morning were the third day.
And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:
And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.
And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,
And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.
And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.
And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.
And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.

SIX DAYS! And he'd finished everything in the video we have just watched. The heavens and the Earth part he created in two or three days, in the dark and we think the Germans are fast workers. Then it took him another two whole days to colour just the earth in and fill it with animals and stuff. And he created Great Whales..didn't mention the dinosaurs actually and the fact that he called the whales 'great,' would, if you were cynical seem to suggest that they were his biggest animals or you might have expected a line like 'And he created the Supersaurus which was a good 15 foot longer than the largest whale he created. Still still a bloody lot of stuff for one guy in a week, no wonder he had Sunday off.

"You help to make each day a special day by just your being yourself,
there is no one else in the whole world exactly like you
and people can like you exactly as you are.
Now go and play with the other Austrian children Adolf"

#36 It's impossible to attack something that doesn't exist. It's a little like pissing into the wind, you'll just get your own back. Well at lease you've FINALLY admitted that your objection to evolution is God based. Took you a while though didn't it.

Could have been worse I guess.

#19 Unbelievable!! I have just watched both videos all the way through and my neck is sore from the horizontal side by side shaking of it.

It is appalling that this crap is being peddled. Dinosaurs walking around with Humans!! I mean how stupid do you have to be to believe that. All the animals of the world created in a week, oh I despair!!

America, and I'm talking to 40% of you apparently, which in itself is staggering in 2018. You are an embarrassment to the intelligence of humanity. Please stop brainwashing your children with this nonsense. If you are scared or upset that you only have 70 odd years to live on this planet, you need to deal with that, not waste your lives on a ridiculous concept that you deserve another.... you don't.

If there is a God it won't matter if you believe in him, her or it, as when you die you can have a chat and say:-

"Look, you created me and everybody else in your image apparently yeah, and your image has been spending an awful lot of time, by an awful lot of people learning about this rock that you put us all on, way back. I'm sure you wouldn't expect anything less would you. On the created in your image thing did you create Hitler? and a lot of people died didn't they, could you not have er stopped that? Oh okay? Now some of your followers actually believe that this rock is only 6000 years old...I know, I know it's actually 5.5 billion years old, but that's too many zeros for a lot of people to imagine,, look we've tried to tell them....fecking idiots aren't they. Don't know where they got that from..well I do know actually and they would blame you if you asked them, but you'd have thought, they would have grown out of that by now wouldn't you. Did you also know that one of the groups down there, would let their child die, actually die, rather than let them have a blood transfusion!! I don't know? I don't know where the feck they got that from either"

"You remember those dinosaurs you created millions of years ago, they weren't in your image were they? Phew thank feck for that scary..well a lot of Americans...America, oh it's a large group of stupid people..a lot of them believe that the dinosaurs (this is gonna kill yer) were walking around at the same time as people...I knows Twats... So look anyway, I didn't believe in you and here you are, it's obviously a publicity issue, you know a lot of fake news these days distractions, women, work, alcohol, holidays, nice food, women, did I mention women, good idea by the way (on the whole... perhaps not Thatcher) you know, it's not easy being alive, you should try it and the music now day...Christ don't get me started..kin awful. So presume it's okay if I nip in get a beer, choose a house, have you got sea views, terrific...well catch you later, see yer wouldn't want to be yer"

Oh Shitski...

Come on ADMIN, we're dying here!

Tom and Tom....................

#3 That's a true fact right there, he does.

I wonder though that while he is mesmerizing all the passengers with his caring bag handling skills, if his mates are behind the big rubber curtain rifling through your holiday luggage as usual. "Oh what a cynic, oh what a show, Argentina has gone to town"..."Another suitcase in another hall" Now they are proper songs Thunders.

Why because he can turn bags over to show the label at the front, oh come on..........Snakey could probably manage that using one hand, as the other would be clutching his bible of course.

#11 Excellent!!

#8 I was only winding you up Austin, for actually I am the 'One' but you are not allowed to tell anyone...keep it very quiet ok you know what happened last time.

#6 We are all ignoring you so go away, how you have got to a level 3 is a mystery i'm sure ADMIN will remove you shortly.

#2#5 You are both very overdue a visit from the music police, where you will be re educated as to what awesome music actually sounds like.

#4 You know Austin, you talk a lot of sense and I have to say that I am starting to wonder if in fact you are the 'One' that the big black book talks about coming back to save mankind. Do you still have a beard and is your fashion sense conducive with the 21 century or are you still pushing the loin cloth look, I have to say it's probably over due a comeback like flared jeans and those high waist bands with all the buttons. I can't guarantee that I will remain completely behind you all the NEW way as my parents gave me the middle name of Iscarrot which I've often thought was a play on words and now it's starting to make sense. I've had a dig in the garden this morning as it was a nice day and I'm pretty sure the earth is only about 5900 years old as I came across a bit with no worms about three feet down, just below the bones of a hamster that the previous owners obviously sacrificed watching the Earth form.

What a bloody awful quality video, the sound drives me mad, it's too slow in it's narration meaning you have to listen to the awful sound Urgh!!!

Heartbreaking that this is happening to the worlds elephants, looks like they did a thorough job with the cleansing, really hope he survived.

You and me both Thunders.

#22 Snakey I think I am speaking for everyone on this site, with the possible exception of Austin who seems to have endless patience dealing with people like you. I am now officially bored with your comments and will not be commenting again after this entry. I asked you a simple question in the last paragraph of comment 12 above which you have not replied to. Applying your system of disbelief by default of evolution due to lack of evidence, I am applying the same to your lack of supplying an answer to a simple question and proving the point that you are indeed highly biblical in your thought process.

I've tried to imagine any person in this world that isn't blinded by some religious belief, waking up in the morning and deciding for no good reason, to take a stance against evolution just for the fun of it (Although I do agree everyone should have a hobby) I think this is highly unlikely. I am reminded of the comment by Johann Hari which apply to you perfectly "I respect you too much as a person to respect your ridiculous beliefs" As for your request to understand the beginning of the eye I submitted an excellent video only a few weeks ago but watch this You tube video of the same https://youtu.be/fzERmg4PU3c After watching I dare in fact I triple dare you to come back on this forum and say A) You didn't understand it B) You don't believe it and C) It couldn't happen like that... I absolutely dare you!!!

Well it seems to me, and I am prepared to be proven wrong, that 2001cobra has slithered off stage first left, I think it was the religion question that did it. There is probably a clue in the name in that we are dealing with a seventeen year old who has been subjected to a Southern Baptist upbringing (I think the 50 year comment was a swerve ball) if I'm wrong, then I remain puzzled as to why an individual would be putting up so much opposition to an awful lot of work that has been done by scientists for many decades to establish the origins of life on this planet. Why would you set yourself up in opposition unless you are being subjected to contrary information from a Holy book? or you are just an argumentative plum sucker?

If you are still reading this Snakey (for you have been renamed, just like Thomas in the Bible) and you haven't yet read the book I suggested, then Google (there are other search engines) The recurrent Laryngeal Nerve. Now although there are articles to the contrary, it is pretty obvious to any right thinking person that this is an evolutionary development on a colossal scale, Read Dawkins explanation of it's evolutionary path from it's position in a elongated fish shaped creature through to mammals like ourselves. Because of evolutionary changes the nerve loops unnecessarily around our Aorta, taking it several inches out of it's way, on a Giraffe that unnecessary path takes it around six feet out of it's way.

#10 It seems you me, that unless you are able to watch a an actual video taken from the time the first creature (allegedly) crawled out of the sea, millions of years ago showing all the evolutionary changes from day one until around 1970 you aren't going to get it.

As Austin says there is plenty of excellent literature, explaining not only what we know, but more importantly what we don't need to know to prove the process. I find it hard to understand why you remain so skeptical and the only conclusion I can come to (correct me if I'm wrong) is that you are arguing because of a religious belief, which opens a whole new can of Nematodes.

Lets just change the subject very slightly and hear your thoughts on God and your belief for when you die?

#1#7 There is a book you should read called 'The magic of Reality' by Richard Dawkins. It's for Children and has lots of pictures, so it's about your level. Once you have read it and been educated on the subject you are commenting on, feel free to come back onto Snotr and continue in the discussion with the adults. JJ

It's interesting when thinking about evolution that people think of the journey from sea to land and then the progress through to Mammal and often disregard the reverse journey. But being a mammal the Whale did clearly make the return journey back to the sea after initially evolving from a sea based creature to a land based creature. One has to assume that conditions for the walking land creature that returned to the ocean were not beneficial to it's survival at the time, maybe a predator was getting the upper hand or climate change and taking to the water was the solution.

There is plenty of evidence in the bones of a whale that directly relate it to a land mammal rather than a fish. #1 I have to assume you are reading the ONE book like a lot of blinkered people in this world. Go visit a library and enlighten yourself.

#3 He was a painter, fell off his easel easily.

#2 "It makes men cute somehow" Does it? Does it really do that Thunders? Oh I despair

#3 Yes the focus was lost on several cameras too.

#2 You are a spam merchant arn't you..ADMIN!!

I watched it on the minimized screen on my laptop, not so impressive. I bet the Quik-Fit fitter hides when that mother comes in for a re-shoe. "Yes we want them balancing and could you check the tracking, she's pulling a little to the left"

Pity it wasn't the White House then it would be the White House of Cards.

Bloody good ram old chap, top hole, I say top hole.

The Orca is thinking "Feck me another private beach, I'll go and try the Falklands"

Impressive not my thing but impressive.

A little tame when you compare it to Ricky Gervais these days, but funny back then and especially for an Australian.

The only problem then is that you have to go up and down to make the stripes.

£775...............................

Rusty old car under there.

Shredded Kevin then.

COME ON ADMIN!! BEEN STUCK THIS VIDEO FOR DAYS NOW......

#17 I can't remember. obviously something memorable.

#5 Tedium

#6 Why not indeed.

#3 It doesn't Thunders just so long as it isn't boring. This video had none of the first and a lot of the second.

Going back to the video, I think the only use for this is to sell it to someone as a garden water feature. The guy could easily stand the other end, lift and drop the log, nothing like enough power and far too slow. Maybe if he could add another water supply going round in a loop so the water took longer to get there he could get it to fill up quicker and maybe attach some more weight to the hammer end. Then attach thin bamboo pipes to bowels under all the nut trees so that they fell straight down the pipes to the hammer bowl. Then he could indeed retire sit in his armchair and smoke his pipe while reading the morning paper.

I'd like to see him do it with Brazil's.

Oh my goodness the excitement was hardly noticeable

We really shouldn't be encouraging these idiots by watching.

My goodness it's a very long time since I've seen James Burke on television. He used to be on every week at one time, I'd better go and check if he died. .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................No he's 81 but he's still alive

#8 The only problem with the Nomaddaf Refrigerator box experiment in it's present form, is that the light may only initially go off, ending the experiment. Therefore I propose The Nomaddaf Refrigerator box extended experiment 48. This will take into account of the possibility that the light having gone off may come back on within a 48 hour period. For continuity a large rope should be tied around the refrigerator a couple of dozen times so that no one on the outside accidentally opens the door looking for milk.

#4 We're not even totally sure if a bear shits in the woods when no one is listening.

You know I watch this and I feel cheated in life as I have a terrible fear of heights, I don't think I could jump out of a plane and do something like this, but I so much want to experience the feeling of falling through the air as these guys are doing, I wouldn't want that fecking music playing if ever I were cured though.

Ah yes Good old Blighty still doing it's own thing in 250 000 000 years time, I plan to there to see it.

#5 Thanks Thunders.

This is Richard Feynman is you were wondering.

#11 Totally agree but surly there was room more more in the front.

No more screwing? No more pumping? Sorry guys lost me right there, I don't want one and I'm out.

A couple of those I think you had to be there.

It just makes the soles of my feet prickle.

Were they attacking it or moving it

#2 Thanks Thunders

Have you, like me, ever looked at your life and all it's problems and thought, do you know I think I might have just meant to be a Spectrin tetremer and somehow got elevated.

#5 Austin you and I have had a conversation about Christopher Hitchens and Richard Dawkins only a couple of days ago on this site. How can you highlight keeping religion out of Snotr today?

#5 Why are we arguing about the placement of a music video, when we are presented with such a gorgeous creature who can even sing a bit, some on guys. I also wonder how many cigars the male singer smokes to get that voice, I haven't actually seen him yet, but may have a glance after I've watch Claudia (for that is what I have named her) a few more times.

Yep that looks about right.

Unclassified for official use only?

#3 Kentucky Fried Movie, You have never met or seen me, I would stop him.

#4 Like Dawkins I have read pretty much everything Christopher wrote, I love his Hitch slaps and watch him most days, even the repeats. Such an amazing speaker and such an awful loss to the world, Sam Harris is probably the nearest replacement but Christopher was such a cool educated man. I am always impressed by anyone who can remember such detail and bring it to debate. You really needed to know your subject if debating with Christopher, as he knew far more about your religion than you did and you better have depth in your question when facing the Hitch.

I tried to explain to you a few weeks ago how impressed I was with your comments as you take the time and trouble to go into great detail with accurate facts when commenting on this site. Sadly I do not have that ability, I wish I did, my brain is not wired up in the most efficient manor for remembering detail, and I have to check and recheck stats before I put them to paper or screen, plus I'm getting on a bit lol.

Just typical of people today, cheering him on he's a fecking thief!! That's probably some of their money that they are not going to win back. And the landlord is going to lose his cut and there will be costs for the repair of the machine. Please tell me he got caught. If I had been in that pub he would be on his back wearing the machine.

Go and have a look at the 'If planets could text each other' video again, I've written a play.

They never look like that when you order one, especially to me as I don't eat them.

Hang on a minute, what's happening to England again?

Look like good fun.

Pretty place.

I don't think it would end there;-...........

E.....So lets get this straight, you are all voting me out, is that right?

M yep
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U yep
J yep
P yep
Me yep
N yep

E you sure now?

M yep
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E Okay But you do realise that without me none of you exist don't you?!

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V N?

N What

V What do you mean yep

N He's right

V What the feck do you mean he's right?

N I mean he's fecking right, with him we don't exist!

V WTF?

S What do you fecking mean we don't exist

N It's obvious

V Not to fecking me it isn't

U Me neither

J We don't exist?

N No!!

S How come?

N He gave us our names

V Gave us our fecking names? He fecking didn't give me my fecking name

N I think you'll find he did

V No it was....it was...er... I've always had it... it was

N The ancient Greeks thought you were two separate stars: Phosphorus and Hesperus

V Fecking idiots, Two fecking stars...No.. the bastards how did they...wtf WTF.

E Still voting me out?

V We're thinking

E 'does a sarcastic whistle'

'group gathering mumble mumble mumble'

U Ah you bastards

V We've changed our minds we're chucking out Uranus

U On what grounds

J Because you are an areshole that's why.

U thanks guys

I thank you...

I shall have tingling under the soles of by feet all day now.

#1 Okay I'll have the first guess at what your job is...UuuMMM I'm going with that you are a really lazy paramedic who hates the sight of mashed up bodies.

Not sure when this video was made I'm guessing the 1960s or 70's, very well done.

#2 Austin I've read all of Dawkins books, some of them several times. I've also watched pretty much every You-tube video that includes him and the late great brilliant speaker Christopher Hitchens and would highly recommend any of his books especially 'God Is Not Great'.

Brilliant good old batman.

I liked it most when it stopped but the music continued

#1 Have you got a multi personality thing going on Ringworm, you seem to be arguing with yourself?

I think this video animation is amazing and some people still think the earth is flat, morons.

Someone had just taken a recorder out of the box for the very first time, fecking awful sound.

I'm fairly sure that a well timed honk of the horn would have sent him or her packing. The new question that needs asking is did the human shit in the woods?

The blue marble won.

#5 Indeed it is Thunders, probably the most important function of the human body.

And this was 2011 absolutely amazing graphics of the staggeringly complex machine that is us.

I'm guessing Thunders that you put this on primarily for my benefit? In which case fanks very much, I would give her a A* for her work, Certainly very well explained and great diagrams. If she were a little older I'm sure our path-ogens would have crossed.

Proof if Proof were needed that Suxi is Finnish.............. probably.

You see this all the time, one truck clearly gets bored with sitting behind another truck, so he tries to overtake, but presumably he's not allowed to travel above his tachograph speed or he has a speed limiter on his truck, so he sits there traveling side by side with the truck he tried to overtake. Meanwhile traffic builds up behind him getting pissed off, which is when people are likely to try something dangerous, like the guy in this video. The Guy being overtaken should cut his speed for a few seconds and let the other guy overtake, after all they will both then be traveling at exactly the same fecking speed again a few moments later. But they won't will they, because it's like giving in oooh got to be the one in front ooohhhuuu. Tossers.

#8#9 Totally agree with Austin here and the undercurrent of your story Cameramaster is how many people having seen your grandfather puff away for all of his life were persuaded to start smoking and were not so genetically lucky, He could be responsible for many deaths from the habit without even knowing about it. Also the fact that he was a grandfather and was bonking lots of women doesn't necessarily mean he couldn't have gone on until he was 103 so perhaps the fags contributed to his heart attack, it's not only cancer that they cause, hardening of the arteries are well up there.

#5 You are crazy. Also it's exactly comments like that Thunders that fuel young people to smoke, because people of the opposite sex (The crazy ones) think they are cool and sexy. They aren't they stink, their fingers are yellow and if you spend anytime with them most sane people will turn their nose up because of the smell you bring into the room. Having said that you could make your own advert...'Smoke you will attract crazy women who don't care that you are an idiot and stink'

Great advert, This would be mine.... I don't care who you are, if you smoke, after all the advice that is out there you are a fecking idiot your breath smells, your clothes smell and your hair smells and if you sit anywhere near me my clothes and hair will smell of your smell and it's disgusting. If you smoke in your house and there are children in the same room you should be ashamed of yourself, you are killing them, likewise if you smoke in your car and children are in there with you. If your children end up getting lung cancer or go on to smoke themselves it will be your fault and I hope they sue you. If you are young and smoke you do not look cool, or big or clever, you look stupid, smoking causes cancer and it is antisocial and I hate it. Come with me and visit a cancer ward.

#1 One can only assume they were intending to go back for them at some point, perhaps when they had finished their life sentence. Magnet fishing is very much a thing, there are video's all over YouTube.

#20 It was the right to do and I'm very glad that he did it, I would have done that too, although goodness knows what I would have been doing all that way underwater.

I can only assume that Snotr is very short of video's, could everyone make an effort and upload a few today, we've had several days of a fecking Russian Chocoshit now a ten second video of a pair of legs handing from a recycling bin it's hardly great is it.

Come on ADMIN can we have some new videos I'm getting really bored with seeing that fecking Russian Chocawhateverthefeckitis every morning.

#9 Yep took 216 days but we are both still alive..phew!!

What why what why what why what the f.. why I mean like what the..why?

#6 Who are the snort community? let me guess a house full of thirty somethings on cocaine?

How much are you betting that the owner of that company used to play with LEGO.

#4 Just think Thunders in the unlikely event that Snotr keeps going well into the future, one day all that will be left of us will be our comments like the smile on that Cheshire cat.

#2 Well thank you Thunders.

I just sent then an email, they said feck off we've moved into farming!

I think they did that for publicity, she fell over likely broke her hip and Santa just happened to be there, not Lapland no there. Fishy Santa Fishy!!

#1 Yeah I saw it lol he's a card isn't he Badboy007 so witty just like his Mom.

#6 We're selling then at $7.99 as long as they are bayonet, delivery only $89.99.

A lot of women have had a hard time with my tales.

#2 No I don't want to be in the pool-palm Milky Way setting either. I'm very fussy

#3 I do not want to live there and I actually feel a little nauseous.

5 A piece of string
4 Natural causes
3 Hoax
2 Natural causes
1 Call the exorcist demon possession of the teddy bear.

#2 I've heard he has a very deformed Scotish willie, small, wrinkled, dripping with infected pus, not at all nice. Uggh!

#4 Thunders an awful lot of Scots have very deformed willies you know. Very small, very wrinkled, leaking pus from infections, trust me you don't want that dripping on you in a cockpit. Now the English, different story, ours are very healthy, we don't need to provide kilt ventilation, large, wide, straight man-sized willies all of them.

Apart from the falcon who would want to be 53 stories high, not I.

Not quite sure what the title means? Are these natural waves or is this one of those man made wave beaches. They seem very uniformed and constant for naturals.

I can't help it but I'm bored with this guy, I've seen too many of his videos I think. Didn't watch this one.

Whats the point of being scared of a black hole it ain't coming this way anytime soon.

Food for thought.

Never ever ever ever do that when I am on board! Pilots sandwiches and coffee all over the cockpit.

#2 So did you actually stand in the centre of London likely wearing your kilt, spinning that thing around? I'm very surprised you did not get arrested or stabbed or sectioned.

Yeah ok so they are fecking big, so what, they don't frighten me.

Now you need to fetch..your shoe, no litter here.

#2 Always do.

Oh I thought for the first time someone had captured a video with Austin, Suxi, Cameramaster & Thunders in it init.

ADMIN!!!!!! #2 TOSSER ALERT>>

A lot of degrees given on this comment section for describing the fecking obvious.

Looks like that building nearly fell down the last time.

#4 Right That's enough FUCK OFF!!! ADMIN COULD YOU PLEASE REMOVE THIS TOSSER!!!!!

Yeah thanks Himan what ever your name is, I'm guessing it's a scam but thanks anyway. Back to the Elephant, wonderful to see, I wonder what the problem is with it's eye's and if an operation would be available.

Turkey, Grouse, Lemming they are all birds..except the Lemming of course which is an insect.

That wasn't a meteor shower, that was the test they do at the opticians to check your peripheral vision.

First thing they teach you in reporter school, never never never hold a microphone and a mushroom at the same time, it's a recipe for disaster and the main ingredient in mushroom soup. Having said that is it a mushroom? Having said that isn't the sound of someone laughing like that just the most joyful sound in the world, doesn't matter what nationality or language it's always the same and I love it. What keeps it going is that little voice on a loop in your brain saying "you were talking through a mushroom, talking through a mushroom, not a microphone but a mushroom, isn't that the funniest thing ever, a mushroom, you old fool, you were basically talking through a mushroom"

I wonder how he is going to get back home.

I guess the eye ball would have seen him through the week.

Ah is that why they lost two world wars?

What a Horace, it's a turkey for goodness sake, stand up to it, don't run away like a scared chicken.

The guy doing the experiment looks like he's learnt through trial and error, look at his chin.

The time that took to set up they could have each opened their own beers, drank them and been onto their second in England anyway.

#6 What about if they steal watches?

#11 I don't especially like rats, but providing they don't want to live where I want to live, then I leave them alone. Several years ago a family of them started annoying the family chickens so I was forced into setting traps. One morning upon checking the traps I found a rat caught by the leg but very much alive. I couldn't kill it, so I carefully opened the trap and off it went, hopefully to annoy the Neighbours chickens. So your "Not seeing a rat being saved has a fault"

#9 What a load of Tosh, Human beings have developed far beyond any other creature on this planet, nothing compares. The problem and it's the one main problem with Human beings is that too many of them are not progressing or evolving because they believe in ridiculous superstitions and religion. And why because they cannot stand the thought that they are only going to live for 70 odd years. And believe me it is 70 ODD years for those who believe that nonsense, because instead of setting their minds free and putting them to some use they carry on worrying about their short lives and building imaginary clouds in the sky and living on them.

Quality control was lacking on a couple of those.

#5 Come on then Tufty lets here your theory then. Let me guess 'In the beginning.......when the world was not six thousand years old like it is today.......It was still flat of course and just for a bit of fun God scattered millions of fossils all over the world at different depths to confuse scientists.

Only problem is deciding which six cards to leave at home.

#3 Maybe they weren't stolen watch the video.

While ever there are intelligent people with open minds and people with a religious infestation in their closed minds, there will be conversations like this.

Yes since the hot weathered started in the UK the British Pythons have come out of hibernation early and are everywhere, you literally have to step over them in the street. A MacDonald's employee in Luton had to be dragged back into the building when a 15 footer tried to drag her across the road to a Starbucks car park. The police are saying that it is out of control this year and are advising everyone to be mindful and not venture out at night on your own. One Python caught recently had a chihuahua lodged in it's throat, the dog was fine if not a little shaken. Python's kill around 40 people a year in the UK, this year it is already at 82. Not a good time to come to England folks.

Not keen on rats either, but I hope they put it out of its misery.

#11 No question that the guy was and likely still is a jerk. If this was the UK someone would probably have stuck a knife in him, just for having a beard, then they would steal his phone lol.

Thunders, could I ask what the objective was of posting this video? I don't get why it's here. I could have understood it if the police arrived and confirmed that she was or wasn't trespassing, but it doesn't go anywhere?

#3 Yeah fine I was just acting. I was pretending to be God, It was method acting. I was just complaining about having a really bad migraine...because he would have.

Bloody idiots, that was so dangerous.

Not sure why this seems unhygienic but somehow it does.

#2 Who? Who?

Lots of cheering until they realise that it's a twenty nine mile walk round now.

And he said 'let there be light' and there was light and he saw the light and said 'feck me now I can't see anything and I think I've got a migraine coming on' Fecking ell ah that really hurts oh my goodness no oh fecking feck my head oou now I feel sick and I need to lie down, never doing that again, shit oh feck what a fecking flash ridiculous why would anyone..I mean.. OOu where's my bucket OOu I'm not at all well. feck get me a doctor, quick oooh

One of favorite videos from three years ago

Now what would you call this, domino porn? What kind of mindless monkey would want to spend hours of their life setting these up.

Fantastic video.........Now this just wasn't anything like long enough................. Did anyone notice the moment that a guy on a cloud with a big white beard turned up? No I didn't think so. The universe rests it's case

I really don't like these long drawn out video's

Food for thought anyway.

Great colours in the advert. Reminds me of Tintin which was probably in black and white.

That last second of the video the horse was saying..Ok What the Feck are they... I bet by the end of the day at least one of those cows was???????? trying to walk like that.

#3 Must be like eating an enormous pie with a very hard crust.

I'm sure he could get one of those fish from the local Pet shop

#1 Do you live in Louisiana then Crazyhorse? You are very fortunate to live near such amazing creatures. Not sure I would enjoy all the mud though.

It seems like a nice video and it sure was a close encounter, but they were on a BEAR HUNT! which isn't nice at all. How wonderful to be on your first BEAR HUNT!!!!! Leave the fecking bears alone you bear murderers.

I'm sure someone is peeling onions close by. What a wonderful story, so glad they guy was around to help and what a wonderful dog he now has, may they grow old together slowly.

Bollocks................................ And I'm going to watch this everyday until 1986 until I don't understand it anymore. If like me you started to get a headache around ten minutes in, simply skip to 19:08 to see the redhead in a bikini

#5 I'd much rather sit next to that Mule on an airplane than must people.

A good and recent English video.

This is such a lovely video cameramaster, thank you so much for uploading it, what a gorgeous creature it is and the guy genuinely loves it which is so nice to see. People should be nicer to Donkeys, mules, asses what ever they are. Incidentally if you haven't already heard it, get a listen to Mule variations by Tom Waite, there are a couple of dodgy tracks that I don't like, a spooky track which is great and some absolute classics including one called 'pony' 'Georgia lee' will make you cry' Trust me give it a listen. JJ

Is it normal for your ears to bleed?

Think of the posts on Snotr like channels on your TV. You don't have to watch them all, if you have a problem with a specific user like Suxi for example, just don't watch any of his or her video. The video's exist in the world, but you won't see them, won't get upset and won't know anything about them...simples.

And it was a very long 2 minutes........

#4 Thanks for that Austin, very interesting. I'm always interested in facts and information about the world generally. I have my own views about certain subjects and some subjects in particular do get my arguing head on, especially if I know I'm right lol

That was a long two minutes.

Austin i'm a little curious as to how you write your comments, you can't possibly know all the facts and stats that you put on here, so what are you doing? are you actually searching the net for all this stuff before you type...every time...don't you find it a little tedious? I'm not having a go (especially) I'm just curious. Feel free to PM me if you don't want to disclose it on the site.

#4 Am I the only one who noticed your comment was a version copy paste from your previous comment that was copy pasted from...........??

Your previous comment;-

#7 Nomaddaf [Total horse shit post. Not appreciated in any way. Great way to lose followers] [You knew damn well, why when you posted this shit. Are we clear?]

Oh, boo hoo nomaddaf. Cry us a river. Could you be any more of an insecure, thin-skinned, bigoted Islamophobic hypocrite?

I wish your reaction would have come as a surprise but it did not. You are completely fine with something that agrees with and confirms your biased hateful fearful worldview (i.e. Thrown Out Of Sydney No Go Zone), a video by a known Canadian anti-Muslim activist trying ratchet up tensions in a small Australian city, but a very creative satirical prank, that pwns both sides left and right BTW, is not funny and enough for you to take your toys and run away?

Was this video that threatening?

Must have been hard to see the prejudice and hate and racism and ugly Islamophobia expressed by some on the Kingman audience tossed into you face. This is what YOU, Woodhatch, Dennis53, eupatriot, Crazyhorse479, Sux2bu, bella1, snotraddict, Fjwjr and the others believe and espouse all the time on Snotr when the topic of Muslims or immigrants comes up. Same ugly nonsense. That had to sting. But it was accurate. Perhaps that is why it cut so much deeper.

Must have been painful to see yourself reflected in the Kingman audience. Boo hoo. Sometimes discomfort is necessary because with most people, it makes them reflect on their opinions and beliefs and why they hold them. Or for the less inclined, they pout, stomp thier feet, grab up thier toys and threaten to run away and never come back and play again.

This was LOL comedic brilliance. It equally pwned both sides. SB Cohen’s character, Dr. Cain-N'Degeocello, epitomized the worst of the left’s impulses and positions and rhetoric. How did you not appreciate and laugh that? And it skewered the right anti-Muslim segment by revealing them in their own words and ugly racism and bigotry. Too close to home for you, I guess.

"Okay, so you are all for plan 2" and “Partially funded by the Clinton foundation” was ROFLOL material.

Honestly, take your hate and vitriol towards others and run away if you feel that threated and can't intellectually engage or process things. Far be it for you to self-reflect and perhaps learn something about yourself and your worldview by engaging with others in the Snotr community. Run away and be safe in your hatred for others. Some would call that the definition of cowardice.

Isn't this called Cuckooing

Who doesn't love potato salad? I love it

Well that was basically really good then, well done those guys. I wonder why it had stopped.

They didn't exactly get owned did they, he missed a great opportunity to run the bastards over and he damage his own car as well as theirs which was likely stolen.

It's just the 10: O Clock avalanche, passes by every morning, nothing to worry about.

If you want to know what was being said it was mainly "10:02 a little late today Steve" " Yes I thought for a moment it wasn't coming Mike, I'll go and get my shovel".

#3 Thank Dog I'm Not

"Now he's gonna be Mad , he's Mad" Yes we call that kind of mad Insane!! Obviously American or Spanish

No it wasn't staged, this guy really is a total and complete Tosser! Only in America. How Ali G keeps a straight face under all that disguise I'll never know. I can only guess that the make up artist left him a little space under the plastic to grin a little, without it being seen and he must be wearing a pair of those incontinence pants that Billy Connolly told us all about

Never used it, never will, but I love the video.

Maybe like give the thirsty dog a bowl, problem solved.

The claustrophobia highway.

#8 Do you think maybe you need a coffee and a digestive now Austin, I know a great song to calm you down a little, it starts with a little click.

What about the simple fact (and I do appreciate it was staged and hilarious in my opinion) of living in a country like America, Switzerland or Germany and being surrounded by architecture of a style relevant to your country and not wanting (forget about the religion) a building of that style which is in keeping with architecture from an entirely different country. placed in your city or town. Would you have a point and would it be unreasonable.

#9#10 Firstly speaking for myself, (as a section of my text was copy pasted), I was not in anyway having a go at Islam, I was having a go at all religion and I did point out that I believe it will take a very long time for it to be placed into history and left there, where it belongs.

Secondly I am not an American and I have to say that America has a massive problem with bible crazy people, who take every letter of the Gospel as total truth, which is also a problem with several other religions and is the main reason that religious fanatics exist. It amazes me that with all the gun crime in America there is a very well known family who parade outside of their own home holding signs up saying "Fags are going to hell" and turn up at funerals of service men with banners saying "Glad you are dead and now in hell" or similar. And no one has thought to shoot any of them, surly if you are going to prison for shooting someone make it a worthwhile shot.

Thirdly in my opinion no religious community of any denomination has the right in a country where they have been given or offered refuge to make their town unwelcome to people who do not share their belief systems, which is what was implied in the video. This is very different than the example #9 made about the 1/3 Bangladeshi muslims in the town in London, example.

Fourthly I'm not talking from a fake narrative about the 'Clash of Cultures' I'm just sick and tired of hearing conflict after conflict and the rights of one religion that is nonsense against another that is also nonsense. We are mammals much the same as monkeys and gorillas, why should we think we have any special rights after death, do they? You are born, you might get 75 years if you are lucky, a lot less if you become extreme in any religion and then you die, life is indeed a beach, but that's life, get over it.

Believe it or not and its really not that hard to believe, if you read a lot of my comments, I do like people, I especially like friendly people who do nobody any harm. I don't care if you are a christian, muslim or believe in fairies at the bottom of your imaginary garden, if you are peaceful and friendly and don't bother me, I'll likely be your friend.

Oh my goodness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Practically everyone on this site is missing a massive point here. A section of Australia has basically been taken over by a relgion Islam, that is not okay!!! Would a Christian sect be able to take over a section of Saudi Arabia? NO NO NO NO!!!! So why is it OK for them to assume the facility in another country. I'll tell you why it's called religious freedom of speech, which the western would has signed up for but the East hasn't.

The past is the past, it's no use comparing what the Christians, Jews and goodness knows who else did hundreds of years ago, the world was a different place then, sadly it still is for some.

Why do large percentages of the world pretend that now in 2018 with all the knowledge, scientific evidence, fossil evidence, space explanation evidence, that there is a god or gods behind all this, it's embarrassing!! I feel like I'm living in the present, in a world what is living so far in the past.

Do people really believe that Donald Trump who says 'God bless America' all the time, really believes that there is a chap in the sky looking down on us? Come on world wake up.

We look back at the medieval times when people burned witches because they believed they were responsible for illness, pox, crop failure. We look at those people and we think, 'you idiots' how could you be so stupid to believe such nonsense. The catholic church told Mothers of children, babies, that had died before being baptised, that their babies had not gone to heaven but instead were in limbo Latin limbus 'The Edge of Hell' Imagine how a deeply god fearing Irish Catholic Mother would have suffered knowing that. The catholic church have since changed their mind (good of them) so that was basically nonsense.

One day and it will be hundreds if not thousands of years from now, people will look back at religion ALL RELIGION and the people who believed in it, as we look at the believers of witches and those that made sacrifices to sun gods. They will struggle to believe that in a world that already had discovered so much about their environment, had cracked the human genome, worked out the origin of species and evolution had developed great technology, computers, space rockets, had visited other planets and moons, could cure many diseases using medical science, could still believe that behind it all was a man sitting on a cloud with a big white beard and that in some cases you could be killed for not believing in him. And in others if you did not believe and worship him you would spend eternity after you had died in a place full of fire and torment ran by a guy dressed in red carrying a large three pronged poker.

I certainly hope when the offspring of my great great great great great great great great great great great grandchildren trace back their family tree, they will be able to smile that at a point ahead of many others when some form of real intelligence had at least started in their family.

Reminds me of a snail when you touch it's eye.

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Well that was really funny.........not

Heartbreaking to watch, it must be so frustrating for the guy to have a brain the same as yours and mine but not the facility to use it at the speed he wants. It didn't explain if he could write or type, presumably not.

Too much self promotion. Why do people see a woman in a white dress and assume it's a phantom, much more likely to be a woman in a white dress and at the worst a crazy woman in a white dress trying to scare people.

Was that tongue he was spitting out?

#5 Yeah that was probably a fountain with a drunken tourist in it.

ADMIN I'm sure that I'm not alone in saying that I am sick of seeing the face of the be-speckled grinning American woman on the top of my Snotr page again this morning, could we have some new video's...

I'm guessing he has one cello that he pays and a cheaper one for jumping out of aeroplanes with. Why is there no H in Cello?

I think we can assume there is no Mrs Model Train person.

Amazing video, what a smart doggy.

#6 OMD that joke is so old was in the Bible.

Mind Blown.

#3 Fish can't smile....

Anyone know how this story ended. Surly the barrels are not all ruined are they?

#1 Everyone knows what a towel rail is, it's a pair of soft and fluffy lines that goes across country's so that sponge trains can get from one place to another.

Not as funny as the last video but quite interesting.

Love it, that is so funny.

I've got some bad news for all of you.

4 x 185 kw pumps, that's 740.000 watts an hour, at UK rates that's around £148 an hour £3552 a day, £184,707 a year, presume it's solar powered. Feel sorry for the window cleaner although he wouldn't need to keep coming down to fill his bucket

.......UPDATE apparently it only costs £89 an hour to run and it's only switch on on special occasions.

As the carp had his finger in it's mouth, technically the carp caught him. Personally I think that's a fully trained performing circus carp, probably called Stephen

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#3 It's you isn't it?

#2 No it isn't

Lost on me because I'm one of those weirdo's that can't stand football. But a couple of observations anyway 1) Some of those goal keepers obviously thought they were strikers..like what the feck were they doing half way up the pitch tackling other players 2) Some of them must have been on the team already winning 10 nil and thought "Oh what the feck, I'll just do something really stupid and 3) Some of them were obviously being paid by the other side.

Fancy taking that last one to your grave, what a waste.

I guess it's moments like that, that add the tension to all other acts of this kind. Sometimes, some nights it's going to go wrong. If it didn't we may well be playing with our phones or reading a book while the act is on. It's that danger that keeps us watching.

Heard this before many times but more than happy to hear it again, absolutely brilliant.

He's obviously dying to be a soldier, so, could I suggest signing him up for say five years minimum, send him to Afghanistan and keep him there until he actually earns all the meddles that he professes to already have earned.

That's going to be a game they will play all day long I hope he's got plenty of fish.

Well if ever you think that you are having a real bad day, just watch this video and count your lucky stars.

I don't think that anyone covered in Lava would be saying 'I'm covered in lava'

I bet it was hairy walking under those blades, I would have asked the pilot to switch the front ones off and put the back ones on faster to compensate.

Silly Cow but lovely story.

#4 You didn't think that any of us thought the glass was breaking did you, it was irony you were using wasn't it or sarcasm my favorite.

Brilliant video, someone has great taste who submitted this, thank you

Apart from fresh air what on earth was going through her mind.

Why are we surprised that it went down the river, it went down the road okay and it's designed to go on a river.

That is basically Joe Lycett's current act, only funnier, written five years ago. Who is this guy James Veitch? He should definitely be on the comedy circuit, he's got the voice, the material and the look.

Just looked him up and he is a comedian, on the circuit, with the voice, material and the look

I can understand doing that for breast, but Bottled???

#3 Well feck me, it's a miracle.

#1 Ah look you just saw it on Snotr, saved yourself a fortune, didn't get bitten by mosquito's, didn't have to have the vaccinations, didn't risk being eaten by a lion, real life is so over-rated.

The title should surly be 'Me trying to build my roof'

Mmmmm not sure about this one Pheeeeuu

It would have been complete if they showed it come out the other end.

I find this guy really annoying, don't know why.

I don't even like driving past those things.

Gosh it's been a few years since I saw this on Snotr.

I was just going to make a comment on the fact that the 'winner' didn't seem too concerned about the damage he might have done to his opponent. Then I realised that I made the comment six years ago, glad to see my opinions have not changed.

Well that was fecking awful.

Monkey Frogs, Monkey Frogs, hide under Monkey Logs.

Why all the frog video's today, is someone secretly taking the piss out of the French because it is Cup final day?. Incidentally I wasn't convinced that the eyes were actually helping push the food down the frogs neck, it looked more like a swallowing reflex to me, but then what do I know. I don't even like football and instead can't wait for Anderson to beat Djokovic in the Wimbledon final this afternoon.

I bloody thought it was a common house spider and it did cross my mind as to what it was doing in a banana. Now poor old Camera master won't eat banana's anymore.

And if you are a fish the moral is don't trust weed it might be a Frog fish.

#7 I would also check the banana for the spider machete he used to hack his way out of that banana before eating it.

I don't really know why but my problem here is that it is a woman. People who know me on Snotr know my feelings about killing and cruelty to animals, lets just say I'm not a fan. I cannot get into my head how a woman who is supposed to be biologically programmed to nurture, could pick up a rifle and kill a beautiful giraffe. The conservation and meat side of her story doesn't interest me in the slightest, it's an excuse and she wasn't required to travel all the way from America to do that, it's a sport for her and that's why she went and that's why she murdered that creature. Then of course we have the photographs one with her arms in the air in triumph, just sickening, if she has children I hope they are disgusted in her and I certainly hope she gets a bad time from this from the community she lives in.

Nothing worse that having a Py-Thong problem.

Great story, what else can you say.

#4 Consider this Camera Guy, you must be what 90 now, how many banana's have you eaten in your life that have actually contained a spider, I mean yeah ok you might have accidentally eaten a few little spiders without noticing or perhaps just some spider eggs that have hatched out inside you and burrowed their way out of, lets say your ear perhaps at night when you were asleep but come on that could just as easily have happened with any fruit or fiber.

I'm thinking that what you are actually worried about here, is that you might bite into a banana perhaps while looking in a mirror combing your head where your hair used to be and suddenly see a hairy leg poking out of your mouth. I can see, I really can. Now that might be a little alarming and without question a thing of nightmares But you know if you think about it, and I'm sure you will now, even taking the banana out of the equation, a big spider could just as easily stroll into your mouth in the dark when you are sleeping, now couldn't it? Hope that has put your mind at rest. JJ

My worry would be that somewhere in his house is a real sniper rifle that he used to copy the design and mechanism.

Where was this taken, it looks like a common house spider or something bad that could kill you, not totally sure which! Obviously likes bananas, bless it's little hairy eight legs and fangs.

#3 Totally agree they could have hit by a stray Police Bullet.

That's obviously the car that her husband is taking his date out in tonight.

Sadly seven years later as with two out of three marriages they split up, she went off with the milkman and he discovered that she wasn't the gal for him and married her brother. The video he made was amazing although her Father was very slightly less pleased the second time around.

#2 If I'm shouting at Robots so be it, one day we may all be doing that, call it practice.

#0 WHY DO YOU IDIOTS KEEP TRYING TO PEDDLE YOUR SPAM ON SNOTR. THIS IS A SMALL COMMUNITY AND WE DON'T FALL FOR IT EVER EVER EVER!! YOU ARE PROBABLY THE FIFTH IDIOT THIS MONTH TO TRY THIS. TRY AND UNDERSTAND THIS... IF YOU HAVE A NUMBER 1 AT THE SIDE OF YOUR STUPID NAME, YOU WILL STICK OUT LIKE THE SORE KNOB THAT YOU ARE....NOW FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

Now as for the video incredible he's the Django Reinhardt of the piano, doing something very creative and worthwhile the polar opposite of TWAT #0 above.

#4 Well it's not a pig is it.

Don't cheese them off as they have the bite of a Staffy and likewise they don't let go, you have to kind of shake them off.

Not sure I'm strong enough for a video like that this morning......So glad they got there in time...Gorgeous dog

I save a lot of Snotr video's in my favorites (Goodness only knows why) but even though rescued, I wouldn't want to watch that dog struggling to stay alive again.

Coming from the future as I have, five years to be exact I would just like to say that I'm so glad that morons like TaxCollector no longer litter Snotr.

Not that I've ever seen one of course, but the music sounds like a porn movie from the 80's

#2 Anyone can make a mistake said the Dalek climbing off the dustbin.

Bloody difficult situation they are in. If the plan is to scale they could drill down from the first dip on the right of where they are situated, but I'm sure they have considered that option and I guess there is a risk of collapse as well as a time issue. I just hope they find a solution soon. I think the 3 hour per boy for an exit is way off, it's taking seven or eight hours for the divers. The other option of keeping them alive for three or four months while the water level recedes before rescue also sounds worrying.

#6 Very interesting.. Now just to clarify, you have never passed a Psychological Test, was it over 70%? just how close was the result?

Exactly no men died building the tower.

Well that six minutes and thirty four seconds of my life I'll never get back.

Bet she needed a fag after that and she didn't even drop it, lucky miss I'd say.

#4 Lets be a little more accurate about the French gun laws:-
According to the University of Sydney's Gun Policy website, gun control in France is categorized as "restrictive." Keep in mind that, unlike in the U.S., France does not have a "right to bear arms" — the right to privately own a gun is not protected by law. In order to purchase a firearm, one must first obtain a hunting or shooting sport license, which requires a psychological evaluation and regular renewal. Semi-automatic rifles that can hold more than three rounds, as well as rifles and handguns with military-grade calibers, require permits. Fully automatic weapons are completely illegal for civilians. If one purchases or possesses a gun illegally, the punishment is a maximum of seven years in prison, plus a fine.

What an absolute idiot, the frightening thing is that his genes have been passed on. I mean come on even a partial idiot would have done a test run, bought two identical books, risked a foot or a hand or in his case the space where his brain should have been. Ironically if he had read a few more books rather than using them to kill himself he might still be alive. Face-slap

That was very lovely and made me smile.

#11 She's crying, it's her dead kitten obviously.

#1 Will you FUCK OFF!!

This gives trainspotters....well still a bad name, because they are morons, but I think you know where I'm going with this.

#2 WITTY AND CLEVER!!! ACCIDENT MAYBE

Seems that a tractor without a driver is smarter than one with.

This is the snake that looks like a giant snake but is in fact a small snake and the chicken is a chick.

Number #1 everybody is another spam artist, just waiting for ADMIN to supply it's IP address then we can post the Hard drive poison like the last five idiots.