Donald Trump at the back there.

#2 Yep and some are $5000 I guess each one is sort of hand made (apart from the parts he has made) and they are very beautiful. I'd like to see a few colours on them, would be quite psychedelic.

Average of $3000 each.

Well at least it was quick.

Three people talking about cork ah.

Fascinating stuff. Imagine getting a Nobel peace prize for sticking a piece of sellotape on a piece of Graphite...I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Imagine if your one purpose in life was to be a cork and you were dis-guarded as you weren't even good enough to do that

Few questions...What happens to all the waste cork,....Do you think when you have worked in the cork factory for a while, that you start dreaming of corks, How much does a cork cost to buy?

Wonderful creature.

So in a few words, Don't take any notice of any recommended products on Amazon. Incidentally nearly all the key safes on the market irrespective of price are as easy to open as this piece of crap. Even the one that claims it is recommended by the police (the police don't seem to know anything about this recommendation by the way) is also very easy to get into.

One thing that is immediately obvious is that the classroom seems to be made of of 100% Finn Children. Here in the Uk the average classroom is 80% full of children from other countries who can't even speak English. This Finnish school looks to be absolutely brilliant ours in comparison is full of kids that don't want to learn, won't learn and don't give a flying feck for education and neither do their parents. If I were a parent these days I would move my children to Finland.

Anyone translate what was being said, it doesn't look like at least one of the guys wanted the wall knocking down?

Well that's my morning sorted.

The dog is thinking 'Oh feck the Cops, the fecking cops are after me, must keep running, they're trying to run me over, feck feck I'll shake them off at the next bend, Oou feck they are still on my tail, oh no there is a fecking car blocking the way I wanted to go, I'd better take a left, oh shit still on my ass, keep running legs come on come on we can outsmart these stupid cops, keep running...oh how fecking lucky is that, a fecking house and it's on fire, yee yee, now I'm gonna look really bright and I'm going to completely get away with mauling that child by the road back there'.

ADMIN??? Just when are you going to get rid of FUCKLIFE aka DUCKLIFE from this site. All it does is posts this stupid message. I've heard in the pipeline that it hates Germans of you want another incentive.

#4 That would be fine because I would win twice in that catch lol

It's appalling when you think about it, it could make you really angry if you thought about it too much. Absolute greed by the few, what do they think they are ever going to do with that amount of wealth. There are only so many homes you can live in, so many cars you can drive, only so many hours in the day and only so many days in a life time.

The UK used to be the greatest country in the world.

Yes given the choice I think I would have avoided all of those flights.

Yes well there you go.

Good to see you are on the ball Geekster This video is very similar the the one two video's up. lol

I'm not very bright but I can lift heavy fings.

Spreading pig shit at a guess.

#5 I don't know what I mean, I mean I don't really know what I meant when I said I didn't know what that was but I didn't know what was happening and it wasn't what I thought it wasn't but in some ways it was if you know what I mean, but in retrospect I didn't know what it was but sure it was something I mean everything is something but somethings aren't what you think they are, are they, are they oh ok I think I get it but do I, no I don't think I actually do I'm sure saying I do when I don't so as not to look stupid but now that might be too late or something, I'm just not sure and I'm nearly ready to admit that but perhaps not right now but then again yeah perhaps I should because you know you can't pretend forever can you, at some point you have to come clean because of well cream cheese which is all that matters really if you are that person but then it has to be said it might not matter that much in actual fact, but no I'm outside of all that i'm just not sure anymore if I should just accept it because who knows I mean who really knows when it comes down to it and are they just making it up or are they really sure I mean can we trust that side of society, I wouldn't if I were you and I might be that not possible is it but would you know well not me I know that..............hope that's clear

I don't know why we don't see these in fields instead of those fecking wind turbines I'm sure they could be made to generate electricity and they could employ someone on minimum wage to sit in a little shed next to it, to give it a push whenever it stopped on one magnet.

#1#2 You pair of unbelievers, couldn't just be that the horse has musical talent, oh no! Well what about Lee Marvin who sang 'I was Born under a wandering star' in Paint your wagon he was a little horse. This one was definitively trying to play Hey Jude.

Wow just think how effective that would be if your enemy stood completely still at three different levels and you had time to prepare for your kick, devastating. oh I just spotted the little fellow at the bottom, yeah quite good yeah.

What was that then, what did they do there then, how was, I mean , what did they do there then, tell me what that was.

We are a group of really bad people.

Is that even allowed?

#2 Phew I felt really singularly bad there, for a moment.

Am I the only one who wanted the avalanche to cover the entire village burying all the idiots that whooped?

#5 I got it Denby I don't think 'Sorry' would have travelled well so probably didn't reach the states.

ADMIN PLEASE REMOVE FUCKLIFE #2 SCAMMER SCAMMER SCAMMER!!!!!!!

how strange...............

I wonder if he got a ticket

#2 Snotr ADMIN Ducklife is actually Pondlife and a scammer could you please remove.............

The pilot did that on purpose.

#11 I'm sure the masses could be kept just as distracted without paying the distractors so much bloody money, If you are good at a sport and got a regular wage for playing it, surly it is better than working in an office.

#12 I'd like to think I wouldn't put myself in that position in the first place, was he married at the time? In which case he committed adultery at the very least.

#9 Was he found guilty?

He drinks like a Great Dane I know, gets half of it on the floor then dribbles the rest all over the place.

#1 I totally agree with you, I think we need to stop the world and start again.

That was two seconds too long. uggh cough cough. Typical a guy goes into the ditch and nobody stops and gives him a tow out. And maybe a big thick piece of foam rubber on that corner might have been nice or a couple of old mattresses.

The guy who re-positioned his car was not experiencing his first tornado.

#3 I have to say Thunders that I don't like all this hero worshipping for sports people. They get paid stupid money, have a short career, live in absolute luxury and everyone thinks they are gods. In my world they would get paid an average wage probably about the same as a hospital cleaner and they would need to get another job when their career was over. Same goes for musicians and actors mine would be a fairer more balanced world.

Just shows the divide between countries most people in the UK had never heard of him.

Few sights more sad than a dead helicopter.

Cow juice..........................

#2 Well Kenny Cake isn't especially good for you so less is more if you think about it.

What a great idea, providing it always works.

And that's what happens if you have sex while driving, sometimes there are three finishes.

I have two questions 1) What happened to his hand due to the leak and 2) How many people have done this since.

Hilarious .......................

Get some carpet on those stairs lol.

I wonder if he had any lasting damage apart from having a permanent phobia of baseball matches.

I wonder why they haven't got a section of the UK.

I think on a morning like that, I'd probably decide to stay in.

Put the screen really close to your face and it's like being there, without having to get all the way back to the top again.

That's a long WOW moment.

Great communicator RF.

Perfect murder weapon, chop someone in half with your trousers then stick um in front of the fire and run away in um when the police arrive.

Yep I'd move...

#3 Yes but not enough of them Denny, can you round up some new ones, we're dieing here.

Really interesting, didn't know it had a name Foley.

I think I'm losing my mind I thought this read "Paralyzed man invents a cool and unique device to help defend himself" Must go for an eye test!!!! Cool and unique gadget by the way.

Half a full Darwin point lets hope she doesn't go the final half.

A little bit of advice which I found out too late and to my cost!! Never Never Never Ever teach your dog to do the walking between your legs slalom trick, from then on you are a laughing stock when you try and take it for a walk.

Well I wouldn't like to have to follow that...I mean up the street yes but on the stage ...perfection....The creepy blond bloke was a little awkward and probably should have his house checked for secret cellars, but the act well she literally didn't put a foot wrong.

Well there is the start of a new world craze if ever I saw one, broken lights in swimming pools everywhere.

Completely fooled me, I was thinking how human like the feet/hands were then there was a huge wow moment.

I would have liked to see his reaction when he found he wasn't alone.

No thanks not for me. oh no, not on your Nelly.

#2 It might. What if there is an earth quake or a plane crashes on top of it.

Can you imagine them allowing that on the London underground.

Lets just hope it doesn't collapse while they are inside.

Imagine if there was an Electric Eel directly under the strike, he would be the most powerful Eel in all the world.

Imagine if there was an Electric Eel directly under the strike, he would be the most powerful Eel in all the world.

One soon to be orphaned daughter of newsreader interrupts live new bulletin.

Ummm I can smell it now.....oh shit the kitchens on fire.

Every time I watch this video it just blows my mind.

I've done that same weight, yeah it happened just now, saw him pass out and I passed out, oh my poor back....

#7 I'll third that....second anyone?

#4 And you comment makes me think you are one of the many chancer spam idiots that crawl onto Snotr.

#2 Thanks Klemmy I gave you a thumbs up for your trouble.

Amazing video amazing

I did that about ten years ago in a high street on the way to the bank, except my legs went up in the air and landed square on my back, couldn't breath winded me so much, was aching for days afterwards. Then I noticed several people sitting in their cars with camera's actually filming people falling at the same spot. I THOUGHT WHAT a great idea, so I finished my banking went back to my car and had the funniest ten minutes of my life. I do realise that if there was a hell I would probably be going there but I figured the alternative would have been driving off and missing the fun which would have helped no one.

I think we should all carry this video on our phones, then every time we meet a street performer that lets say isn't up to scratch, take them to one side, play them the video and tell them to feck off and come back when they can do that.

I wonder what the question was? I'm guessing Alexa was asked why she was such an ugly round mother fecker??

The first time in history when I would have condoned a guy in a wheel chair being punched out of it, absolute idiot, the guy up the ladder landed with a real thud on his back he may need the morons wheelchair himself. And probably was #1 said..maybe!

I can do that with a triangular bubble with my eyes shut and dreaming.

Is this current news or old news? Her husband probably dobbed her in to distance himself from any connection with what she had done. It's not so much the crime that gets me, although that is bad enough, it's more the stupidity of people thinking they are going to get away with this sort of thing. S T U P I D

Must have been the guys own car at the end as he stopped laughing. Where were they actually falling from a pissed of God?

Yeah go momma.

What did I just watch?

OMD that is one unlucky cycle and one very lucky cyclist. That bike is going to need a new chain.

I think DeGrasse Tyson believes in God, the problem is he thinks it's himself.

I wonder if there is a speed limit.

Pretty damm stupid shot to take, could have damaged her neck big time.Had she been a little closer to the microphone, she would had had broken teeth, would that have been funny? I know pretty much everyone thought that was amusing, had that have been your wife or girlfriend on the receiving end maybe you would have thought differently.

Well here we are in 2027 and all those features readily available.

Who the feck are AT&T never heard of them.

How to save money on Christmas presents, the present that just keeps on not giving in the first place, get them fecking wine, chocolates, DVD's, socks, anything useful.

GPPS....... Global Parrot Positioning Satellite.

Well unless you work there, that isn't something you see everyday.

At that rate the fat controller is never going to get to work.

By the way Thunders if you are out there, apologies, I completely missed your reply to to my message last week on the Dawkins video (that didn't work) Hope you had a great Christmas albeit being at work. Hadn't realised that you were from Germany, hope you enjoyed your vacation. You definitively should watch some of the Matt Dillahunty stuff on YouTube it is very addictive. It comes from a weekly show called The Atheist Experience, there are other shows on the same network, it is broadcast live from Austin and has been running since the 1990's Matt is the main guy but they have several presenters. here is a typical clip https://youtu.be/sHFf5u-c-eg when I say Typical maybe it isn't as Matt does say Feck a lot and hangs up on people a lot also. lol.

Interesting video Thunders, keep them coming.

Interesting video Thunders, keep them coming.

Wow that is impressive, if you are viewing this on a typical laptop the planes get just a couple of inches further apart than the width of your laptop 18 inches and at speeds of 400mph above a city landscape, I wouldn't try that in a car at 60mph in a carpark

Doesn't look like much fun being out there.

#2 Yes Merry Christmas Thunders and everyone on Snotr lets hope Snotr progresses in 2020. It would be very interesting if everyone who visits the site would just for once say hello, so we could see how many people are out there??? You really need to do something about your holidays in the US you know. Typically people are off for five or more days over Christmas, some break up on the 24th and don't return until the 2nd of January. I don't think you get much in the way of holidays (vacations) though the year either do you. When I last work for a company I got 26 days off per year plus around six or more bank holidays on a usual five day 40 hour week. What do you get Thunders?

Often wondered what it would feel like to run over a knob.

Pretty sure quite a bit of that flying would be illegal these day.

I think what he is trying to say in a round about way is that much like religion astrology is a load of bollocks.

Surly he could have backed up more even with the ice.

Far left F# I think needs tuning.

I wish my working day was as short as that, what does he do fill the stapler.

Excellent.......................

#1 Glad you liked it Thunders. Yes I love these two guys also. I have to say I really miss our little chats, it gets very lonely on here most days. I tune in and tumble weeds blow across my screen. Are you frequenting another site, too busy, bored with it or some other reason. I know it's not the Snotr that it was and I do miss that. I'm beginning to feel like that guy that survives after a zombie apocalypse. By the way if you like these two guys, do you watch any Matt Dillahunty stuff on the atheist experience, brilliant guy. Have a great Christmas, you doing much? JJ

I'd really like to think that I could have done a better job of making that funny.

Lucky they carry a spare piece of elastic.

Pity there was no sound.

I bet it's driving the fish crazy.

What did I just watch, I wish it were yesterday when it wouldn't play now.

#1 I didn't watch your two video's ComentAtor because I'm guessing they were both rude or silly in some way, mine on the other hand was about Philosophy. You need to realise that you and I are probably the last two people watching Snotr, we need to drum up some more viewers it would be great to get it up to a million subscribers anyway I love cupcakes so I'm off to run around my village naked.

I'd call it the Darwin loop, it's going to remove someone from the gene pool one day.

#2 WTF is BREXIT2 we haven't sorted BREDIX1 yet.

#16 Yep it is sad to think that there are people living on this planet that are actually more stupid than the people who were living here two hundred years ago. Thank goodness they are in the minority and thank goodness the rest of us are here to ridicule them. Amazing to think that 52 years ago we didn't have a photograph of the planet we live on.

Had no idea you were short of video's you should have let us know, I'm sure we will rally round and fill up your queue now.

OFFS Snotr come on new video prompto.....

#2 I like your tac you nailed it there Bob.

That would keep me absolutely fascinated for about half an hour then never ever again.

She doesn't look very angry to me

Well lets hope all three of them get cancer of the eyes

I guess the next test is to find which spider has the strongest thread.

#1 Yeah see how I made you say that.

Next time I fly I want to fly with that pilot

Definitely saw a curve there, what do you think flat Earthers?

I agree it is rather slow, but I'm a loyal Snotarian and will be patient.

Absolutely amazing to watch, we have had some really good video's today.

Great video Manro, thanks for sharing.

I wonder if they weighed the batteries?

Well I think she is an inspiration, how many young people of her age, would have had the patience to do all that, mature beyond her years for sure. It isn't perfect but in some ways it is perfect because she pretty much did it herself. Life out on a road trip isn't meant to be perfect, otherwise you would stay in hotels. The camper exactly matches the kind of life she will have on her journeys. Don't know when this was made, if she is still traveling or not, but if she is I hope she keeps safe and has a wonderful time.

I'm pretty sure somehow that could be made into a game.

#13 Yep See you again at the end of March.

#5 I extracted the urine from your initial comment foxy but I have to agree with you I also do not understand the madness on this planet towards most sports and the over paid people who play them. For the record I hate football and rugby and have never been to a match of either. I have watched part of the final of a couple of world cups persuaded by the hysteria that I am missing out, but soon realised I wasn't. The only piece of sport I watch is the men's final of Wimbledon. I don't even bother watching the previous two weeks journey. I used to play Badminton, tennis, squash and table tennis, so I guess you could say I'm a one on one kind of guy. I think my biggest outrage with sport is the out of proportion out of this world pay that these people earn and I use the word earn with a bad taste in my mouth. It's a strange world that we live in.

#6 I know you have been waiting six years for an answer and here it is...it's self explanatory.....nuff said, hope it was worth the wait. now a better question would be HOW? that's the clever bit

#1 Maybe you spent too long learning your fecking log tables.

I used to love playing badminton and watching these guys realising just how difficult some of those shots are, just amazing.

#2 Trust me Foxy in 1973 at my school ABSOLUTELY NO ONE in that class went on to study advanced mathematics.

When I was at school in the early 1970's we spent weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks learning about log table, I remember thinking at the time, what fecking use are these going to be to me when I leave school and I was right, it was a total waste of time, when we could have been learning about about mortgages, coping with a divorce, maintenance payments etc. Much like this video, very complicated and the amount of use to the average man uuuum fecking zero.

Now I know what I want for Christmas.

Can't see the point of the last video the Sure shot, who's going to be happy about you using one of those in a game of Pool or Snooker?

#2 Well yes obviously I can see that, I just wondered if the next time they are an asset if they will be doing it using a man playing a piano with a monkey on his head and potentially the time after a man playing the piano blindfolded with a monkey on his head with a gopher on the monkeys head playing a harmonica.

Can't totally see the fecking point but they seemed to enjoy it, what next a guy playing a piano with a monkey on his head.

Can I just make an appeal to anyone watching these video's that don't usually bother making a comment to please start making one! Even if it's just the weather where you are, it gets pretty lonely on here some days and the site deserves more support.

Interesting and less smarmy than he usually is.

Was it a joke match, you know like all wrestling?

Very interesting, a glimpse of the future maybe.

#20 Yes it is....What did you think it was a fecking Horse....The clue is in it's name SEA HORS! ...OH!!........

That would have been me, except I wouldn't have gone the second time, come to think of it I wouldn't have gone the first time, I hate those rides.

#1 How LONG LONG MAN has this been happening..

What a stupid thing to do for about a £10 you can buy a tyre compressor that works off the cigarette lighter in your car, what on earth did all those parts cost, and it's clearly not going to run long term without more modifications, but I guess he did answer the question.

What's that thing that you have in your house that enables you to open doors and drawers, no not a key, it's often round and sticks out of cupboards.

#1 I hail and I do hail rather a lot from England, where inglish comes from.

#2 Power cut? and what do you mean correctly pronounced SODDER it's FECKING Solder like older and bolder and colder not like fodder or odder or dodder.

Don't fuck with a Kookaburra.

Incredible organisation there, commendable.

I'm really glad the giraffe won but you would have thought that the lions on the back legs could have done some serious damage to the tendons causing the giraffe serious problems walking, it must have really tough skin. And like wise on the back, I didn't even see any blood. They must be terminator giraffe .

#1 yeah the spilling and pronuneition on ear two day is a-paul-in

I wonder why he didn't catch the little fish that was swimming around the tank first, you know as an appetiser.

What the feck is Soder where is the fecking L you chump is SOL-DER and it's not a Sodering IRON is a SOL-DER-ING IRON, I don't know we let these country's use our language, on licence of course and you just feck it up, miss out letters add letters that have no business being there. If you can't handle the language get one of your own...Great video by the way.

How many of you guys googled WWW.EPCM come on admit it..

Myum myum myum myum myum

Interesting very interesting..

The only problem with a meetings like that is that the rest of your life is probably going to be an anti climax. Like if you got to spend a night with Jennifer Lawrence.

The only problem with a meetings like that is that the rest of your life is probably going to be an anti climax. Like if you got to spend a night with Jennifer Lawrence.

They get a trip to Mexico I might get a teeshirt....yeah seems like a good deal, sign me up.

Admin could you get rid of #2 it is a SPAM artist trying to pretend it isn't !!!!!

#4 I don't know what the feck you are trying to say with your pea under the mattress comment and I doubt that you do either, you might pee under the mattress in your country but in England we have a basin under the bed.
The point that the rest of Europe and the rest of the world who are interested about Brexit need to understand is that the average man on the street did not want or expect when the referendum was called for it to take over three fecking years to complete, also the average man on the street really had little idea what they were voting for in the first place and many people still hadn't made up their mind on the walk to polling station and if you were to stop and ask the average man on the street what benefit we are going to achieve by being out of Europe I can guarantee you they would be unable to tell you. When you think about a referendum on any subject you have to consider this.... Think how stupid the average man on the street is, then realise that 50% of the population is stupider than that. That's what you get when you call a referendum.

He should be on the x factor

Potato.........................................................

Dogs are amazing creatures, I would trust one more than I would trust the average person.

Yes totally agree they don't get much cuter than that and I also like the chipmonk.

#2 Fair point but in the mean time think what would happen to the country.

Of course the downside of this if you have been there recently is that Kenya is now over run with rope, you can't move for the stuff, it's become a tripping hazard. People are having to find more and more ingenious ways of using the rope, someone initially came up with the idea of making it thinner and calling it string, that was very popular then one really bright spark started unraveling the rope into single fibres and invented cotton. People went on to to build rope houses with gardens and patios, by leaving small holes in the string doors they made the letterbox and had to start a postal service to make use of them otherwise they just caused a draft they made smaller holes in the doors and reinvented the key hole which added security. Then a Swedish Kenyan invented string furniture for the patio and they were very much in demand but beyond the average persons pocket, so a black market was set up and thieves would break into the string houses at night picking the string locks making their way onto the patios unravelling the string furniture and feeding it out through the keyhole to an accomplice the other side who would wind it back into shape and run off with it. Be careful what you invent that is the moral of this story!

I know of late Foxy has been accused of putting some dodgy video's on snotr and he and I have had some playful banter in the past, especially when I poked fun at his strange sexual attraction to phone boxes (each to their own) I also know that any labour voters on Snotr if there are any, are also going to have their issues with this video. But for once Foxy is spot on, this woman is an embarrassment to politics along with her boss actually. She's the kind of person who would join a club you were a member of and you would never be able to get rid of her and over time she would be promoted up the ranks because there was no one left. The most annoying thing about her is that her voice doesn't match her intelligence, it's very false, I would imagine when she gets home she probably talks like a builder. Politics in the UK at the moment is a frightful mess, so don't get me wrong I'm not happy with any of the shower but labour OMD they would ruin this already damaged country in the very unlikely event that they got back in power with the current idiot in charge and this bloody woman in his pocket.

This was six years ago, I wonder what they can do now.

Ok not sure what the message was here, the planet (under the surface) was fine for growing food but every few minutes you would have to dodge flying rocks? That's like a win lose situation.

#4 I'm not having a go at you either, but the fact that school shooting are down from 1990 is irrelevant, there shouldn't be any and there never should have been any and it's only due to the ease of obtaining guns and ammunition in the good old USA that there are statistics to quote. We have a problem with knife crime in the UK but that is mainly gang related and they kill each other one at a time, but if we had large quantities of guns my goodness we would be running out of people by now.

What a load of Blobocks 720 sexes? I only counted 719.

Wow that is one powerful advert

Well what do you say to that? He believes that what he isn't doing will make him live longer, why would he want to live longer? Just so he can drink a gallon of water everyday eat rotten meat and smoke shit. He should get on a dating site and try and find the dirtiest woman in the world.

That is evolution in action that is.

Ok Snotr the little penguin has survived the leopard seal every day for the last four days now, any chance of a new video or seven.

She obviously walks with sticks, I wonder how she's doing these days

Well good luck to him I'm busy starting my tractor.

Well good luck to him I'm busy starting my tractor.

That's how we start all our cars in England, we're not a rush you know.

Has anyone else noticed a new phenomenon on Snotr, Ad's that are popping up where the video's usually are down the left of the screen, then disappearing again.....Ver ver strange.

I bet old Gramps is about 42

The conversation above certainly sucked all the excitement out of the rock fall.

Don't know why he's indicating he ain't over taking anyone after that.

#2 No life is too short to not ridicule it.

Well they say you learn something everyday, I had never heard of these before, very interesting indeed, thanks Suxi. I have to say I was waiting for them to find a giant wine bottle.

If you watch to the end it becomes Bart Simpsons head Doh!!

One of them sounds like a cartoon character

Uum looks like a tough life

You Stupid Vuman

Fecking feck what a fecking feck of a feck fecking feck.

Amazing automation there and a beautiful finished product. What I can't understand about electric cars, is that having four wheels which you could argue are four turbines why don't they charge themselves?

I can't help wondering why people don't use scissors in these situations instead of knives. If it was me and there was a choice I'd go with the scissors.

It's called 'I'm a failure in life and can't afford one of those, so I'm going to make sure you don't enjoy yours and that will make me feel better which is all I care about' Subset 'If I work with you and something good happens to you, I'll smile and say well done, but inside I'm so jealous that I hope something bad happens to you next because again that will make me feel better, which is all I care about'.

So why eight years on do we still have to buy new wiper blades?

What a strange illness these morons have and a very lacking knowledge of Tesla security.

Or God Did It, what do you think guys?????

I know very little about American politics, got more than enough problems with the shower that are failing to run this country at the moment. Having said that just based on the information in the video I was going to donate to the wall, then I thought you know I need some new fencing up in my garden, so instead of donating I've sent Koback a request for 27 6x6 overlap fence panels, twenty nine 8 foot posts, 15 bags of sand and hardcore and 9 bags of cement and I figured maybe eight Mexican's with their own shovels should be able to complete this is three days.. I'm just waiting on a reply now.

I remember watching this video several times when it was first shown, seems longer than a year ago? She is gorgeous even with the eye thing.

#4 Just read the story I wrote three years ago and now I'm really annoyed as I can't remember which medication I was trialing back then.

#5 They are like cats, you run them over then they get up and go die in a bush somewhere.

Just wonderful.................

Yes it was quite amusing, really glad they did it in Welsh, just imagine how dull it would have been in German.

Is it only the Twin Towers that have actually been removed from the skyline?

Then the terminator arrived.

Lovely animation, I'd like to live in that place.

What a bitch

And the details of the pen are?????????????

Yes me too.

Don't you just want him to fall off and break something, or is it just me

Well I guess he lived how he wanted to live, it clearly wasn't about the money.

Are we sure about this, doesn't look like a dog that has been underground for nine days to me, must have been a really fat bugger when it went it?

Yes takes me back to when I became a warrior Shaolin monk, I had trouble with the monkey stick too. The bastard that went in before me greased it and I fell on my arse had to wait three years to take it again, got my revenge though I loosened the blade on his sword and he accidentally killed the instructor.

That is one of the most ridiculously weak explanations by a Christian apologist I have ever heard, ending with the usual 'So god must have done it' comment. It staggers me that when we start talking about the big bang, space expansion, planet development etc. These idiots are so quick to jump in with their ONLY ONE ANSWER solutions, when if fact they should be saying WE DON'T KNOW. He got a maths friend to work out the odds for him, so clearly he knows nothing about maths, he obviously also doesn't know anything about Cosmology either. Instead of listening to plonkers like this who have been brainwashed by their Church, speak to scientists, who have spent their lifetimes studying the world.

Faith is not a reliable pathway to truth, you don't use faith for any other aspect of your life other than religion, why is that? You can have faith in anything and faith can easily lead you down the path to something that isn't true.

The tension there OMD I started off thinking oh no I wouldn't want to be a slug in that place, then the slime came and I thought Ah Ah up yours Anties, then the soil came and I thought of feck this isn't good, then the slicing started and I went back to my initial thought.

And for my next trick I will make a tiger look really silly.

Truly incredible creatures, one day Octopuses will take over the world.

I have an new idea for one of those event experience cards you can get from the supermarket. I'm going to call it, 'Shit yourself in a greenhouse'

I had a friend like that when I was a child, always getting stuck in things.

Fatality surly in the car behind.

I'm not surprised they tell you not to stand under a tree during a storm, he's inside the fecking thing

Admin we have another idiot pasteing spam on this wonderful site, would you please send a billion volts down his computer and electrocute the mother fecking son of a bitch...sorry I've had a stressful day...Just piss through his letter box if you prefer.

Whats the fecking rush, groundy???

They are Borg ants adding to their collective.

Yoopee!! I pee, everybody pee's...and don't say you don't

No one expects the Spanish inquisition.

Yes not going at all high on my places to visit before my willy falls off list. I'm afraid countries that still honor their traditions tends to mean fallen behind world progression and living in the past, that's what museums are for not countries. No thank you.

Admin can you please get rid of #3Duckface or whatever it is called....

Of course he might have just been a straggler in a baby race.

Preferred that to the 21st of September

WTF was that all about and don't say the 21st of September

Amazing. did the bullet break in two or were there two bullets

Fascinating stuff, weird things happen in science.

Some say it was one of several thousand different gods!! Problem is they can't all be right and I'm more sure than I really need to be, that they are ALL wrong. There is as much evidence that I did it, so you may just as well worship me..which wouldn't be such a bad idea, now I come to think of it...yeah bring it on, I could do with a good worshiping I really could.

Couple of rules though before you start, so it's all clear, don't want any misunderstandings or feelings that I've let you down later;-

1) You can prey to me if you want, but just like all the other gods, (you know the pretend one's) I won't be doing any answering, or wish granting. If you do pray and it appears to work, be absolutely assured it was going to anyway.

2) Afterlife...No none of that I'm afraid..I do admit it's a lovely idea, it really is, but you need very quickly to understand that this is your lot, so don't waste it, that would be silly wouldn't it.

3) Commandments. No we won't be needing those, be nice to other people and animals, take care of the planet obviously and don't do crime and stuff..it's common sense really isn't it.

4) Diet, now just to be clear if you fancy shellfish or meat (if you must eat the stuff) personally I'd go with veganism but I'm not going to make that a rule. No eat what you like, any day of the week, it will be fine. Not to excess though, bad for your health and remember number 2) just the one ok!! And no rituals Oou no, no need for that, if you are going to eat meat, kill it humanely this is 2019 we know stuff now, no need to be arching back to the dark ages hey! So no silly chanting or walking around in circles, it's not nice for the animals and it's just silly, I'd like to think we are all grown ups here..except for the children of course.

5) Churches singing and chanting...No no no not necessary, I'm normal ok I'll know you are around, hopefully doing your best, trying to get by the best you can. I won't need singing too, if I'm honest, it get's on my nerves. The churches we have from some of the earlier religions are quite aesthetically pleasing, some are just awful but all of them unnecessary, taking up space that could be turned into more useful things, so don't build any more.

6) Dead Bodies. Now this needs a complete rethink, now that we have agreed that one life is what you get, there is little point in making such a big deal when people die, sure it's sad, it's very sad sometimes and lets face it sometimes we don't mind at all, we're quite glad. But we're all going to die eventually and we should count ourselves lucky to have not been the sperm that hit the condom or became a dribble. The bodies need burning preferably powering a turbine in the process.

or Cruise ship passes by shore in Venice Italy.

#2 But nothing will ever move faster than the box

If you look very carefully you will find they are spelt completely differently

#1 Why don't you pizz off and stop spreading your spam on this site. The same day essay service was used by a friend of mine and all the words came back in Chinese.

Perhaps it would have made sense to give the throwy thing to the guy in front who could actually see where the door was.

I've always wondered what involuntary sound I would make if I thought I was about to be eaten by either an alligator or a crocodile.....now I know lol ...sorry

Oh feck not again...sort it quickly...peoples lives depend on it......

Ducking hell I hope she didn't do that on a regular basis..

#2 I've not seen that movie, I'll check it out.

I'm guessing that the word Twat would be considered as Too Short a comment on Snotr when in fact it would describe him perfectly.

Holy shit, hope she makes a full recovery, very traumatic.

At $ 60.000 I would call it a bargain, I'm guessing we are talking $75.000 with the top spec, but that is an awful lot of car for the money. I would still probably buy the Ferrari though.

OMD they are all my favorite....

A bit too long

#4 Someone gave you a minus for your comment at #2 and I corrected it back to zero.

#2 Absolutely no need for a negative there Thunders (some tosser) I've corrected it anyway.

Yes don't think I ever realised lol.

Must be a cricketer or should be.

That's what you call having a shitty day.

So how the feck did that end then?

Why the feck is he traveling with a guitar then?

Absolutely awful for the family of the poor child. And nobody went to jail!!

Take that in the bollocks for a start.

Shall we take guesses on which prison he is in at this very moment?

Oh shit I've just checked and my entire house is made of Ammonium Dichromate, put that cigarette out and walk around more slowly in future and no cooking!!

Ah Dracula country, were you in the video Geekster or always behind the lens?

Admin I have two questions :-1 Why is it taking so long to load snotr onto my browser, everything else is straight up, Snotr can take up to 30 seconds 2nd question Can we please have some new video's I fecking sick of seeing Telecoperation of RC car from inside a cylindrical dome, every fecking morning, first I have to wait for 30 seconds for the site to warm up then it's that fecking video again, come on treat us to some new stuff, we're dieing here.

Have you ever wondered where you mind was 4 years ago..I have

I wonder if he's still charging the same? I hope not

Now that is kinda weird.. but he literally needs to get out more

I wonder if this works on female trucks...oou oou controversial, zip my mouth

#5 who said anything about fires? Is that you Trump?

I'm so used to seeing the UK at the bottom of these charts like in the Eurovision song contest, it's quite refreshing to her part way up a chart.

Yep, got my driver cleaning the chrome as I type.

My Goodness has that female presenter got any emotions whatsoever?, She seems about as interested as I would be in a church service, drained all the interest out of the feature there.

Cordiceps suck and that's probably not even how you spell them but nasty little bastards aren't they. Makes you wonder how they evolved that connection with the biology of the ant, and makes you glad they don't come for us. I mean this is real zombie trouble.

#1 and you are SPAM ADMIN GET YOU REMOVE NUMBER 2 goalken please, pizzing us all off

So it caught fire and failed the test did it, crappy Bugatti stuff, stick with a Ford. Certainly got the message over to me.

OOPPPS......................................

Should have blown his horn but no it had to jump on his car, fecking Kangaroo

Brilliant I'm surprised they didn't catch on. Few people know about this, but due to war propaganda with Pathe news it was illegal to film anyone falling on their arse in black and white, in case the Germans used it to their advantage.

Now I do like those.

Nuff said I think.

Well thank goodness it wasn't rocket science

Incredible, I wan't one.

On her website you can have yourself made or someone you love..still me in my case 18 or 24 cm for $3.000 or a caricature version for $1.500

The problem with all playgrounds if they aren't supervised and lets face it that aren't, is that they become a haven for Yuts who hang out, smoke, drink probably inject these days cause damage, graffiti and if they had hammers, nails wood and the like they aren't going to go anything creative with them, probably crucify each other....yeah actually we need more of these places.

What an amazing group of well spoken intelligent English individuals there, some startling observations about the current times. Not sure where they were from I would guess it was a private school or schools. A real shame that a large proportion of our wonderful country has gone to the dogs since then, you would be hard pressed to find children of that age talking in such an intelligent way these days, very sad indeed.

I mean...you would have thought someone would have just checked perhaps not in the olden days but perhaps since lets say the 1960's on wards when Fecking really took off in a big way, you know the contraceptive pill and all that. That in a very large proportion of the world their town is going to be...well a joke. It's like the president of the USA yes a joke but I didn't mean that, I meant that his name in the UK at least, means to fart yes folks 'To Donald' is to Fart in most of the UK. It can be used in many contexts here are a few

Oou have you Donald?

Someone has Donald and it isn't me!

You dirty bastard you've Donald haven't you???

WTF someone has dropped their guts and Donald.

Confusion...Donald have you Donald??

Open a fecking window someone has Donald

There is a Donald'er in this room and no one goes home until he or she owns up!!

I thought I had only Donald but alas I followed through.

He is about as popular as a Donald in a spacesuit

The most intelligent sound to leave his body was a Donald

Sorry folks you won't have heard it but I'm afraid I've Donald and this lift isn't stopping until the 32nd floor.

I'd give it five if I were you I've just let a Donald go in that taxi.

Wow the excitement was almost immeasurable, why did the driver back up before the accident? Had he had a tip off?

Surly no one is that dumb really, I mean haven't they seen a film with an old style phone in it, doesn't the Matrix have a regular phone in it. They are just dumb kids or playing dumb.

If it starts doing Darth Vader call the vet.

I think it thinks it a telephone it calling Mark Mark Mark Mark.

I wonder five years on what actually happened to the car, was it scraped, was it repaired and then sold, did I buy it..

Quite disappointed, when I saw the title I was thinking of all the really unpleasant areas like, between the toes, especially between the little toe and the next one, than I thought about between the fingers, under and over your ear lobes, finger tips of course but a bit common, eye lids, tongue...imagine the tongue, side of the nose on a cold day quite unpleasant, eye balls, ball balls, parts we can't mention because it's a family show....between the teeth. Then of course we have to consider length I mean like full side of A5 not as bad as full length of A4 but of course if we are talking hardball I'm thinking slow and deep on the old A3 then of course we need the vinegar, lemon and salt. come on admit you are dithering just a little now, squirming on a seat a bit..

#2 Yeah I don't like it either, heard it in lots of Youtube videos usually when its ten of something or worse still twenty.

Yes very well done, it wouldn't be my subject matter but whatever floats your boat.

#8 Yeah look, that is what I meant Friedy lets have a look at your back yard immediately, I'm thinking we are going to see welding equiptment, sub panels and a long hose at the very least oh and rivets lots and lots of rivets.....Coast Guard get round to KFC's place immediately.

OH and while we are grassing people up like KFC (COAST GUARD COME ON THERE< QUICKLY) ADMIN we have been stuck on this fecking page for three days now, I'm getting seasick, KFC is getting away (COOAST GUARD...HE'S RUNNIG AWAY HERE!!!) and we would all like a new video or several please.

If it wasn't for the opening title that could have been quite tense.

#3 You seem to know just a little too much about these subs for my liking Fried Chicken, I demand we have a look in your garage, the one that backs onto that river.

#1 My guess if they had they would soon have Died Died Died.

Feck me just read some of comments five years ago, what the feck was going on with DogFish?
Anyway five years on I wonder how the guy in the video is doing now seventeen, probably got his eyes on a CEO's position somewhere.

Of course we didn't actually see the car did we, I'm thinking Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and she pressed the wing button by mistake.

Proof if you needed it that there is a god, problem is that gods are fecking stupid, all this one manged to do was design a fecking creature that once on it's back can't right itself. Everything else natural selection and no god needed thank you very much.

Fecking hate balloons, it should be legal to shoot them out of sky, the big hot air filled bastards.

Vary vary strange.....

I wonder how long it will be before we have liver boxing, punches to anywhere else being illegal

uum yes very good, could do with a bit of colour.

The bear obviously doesn't like the smell of Human urine. I was really hoping that the bear would suddenly open it's mouth and go "WWWWRRROOOOORRRR"

I appreciate that the two guys on the stage and the audience thinks this is funny and I like a joke better than most people, I really do, but if you are American reading this you need to know that this joke doesn't travel well and I'll tell you why. If I were trying to put a racist basket of food together in the UK to play a prank on a Black friend of mine, I wouldn't know what to put in there. Maybe that speaks volumes about the difference between the UK and the good old USA.

Gotta get some of that chalk....oh and perhaps better get a chalk board...and a board rubber.. and a reason to use it...Oh feck it can't be arsed.

I didn't see any break-lights in front but the angle wasn't great, very fortunate there weren't more cars clipped in that, nasty roll though. The white van that the motorbike passed just before the accident can take SOLACE in the fact that he wasn't involved

COME ON ADMIN THE RECORDS STUCK AGAIN......

I think they need to redesign cars so that they can withstand an impact from a Russian tyre from above. By the way in the UK we call them TYRES not TIRES you know the proper English spelling.

My goodness a twelve year old video.

Broken bone count ...anyone?

Without substituting Jennifer Lawrence I can think of no better way to be woken up in the morning.

#1 No it isn't..............Apologies It's argumentative Friday today...really sorry....no I'm not!...Sorry still getting over indecisive Thursday you plonker...oh and I'm in training for insulting Saturday. Anyway yeah whatever you said it was really interesting, you must be really really clever....soon be condescending Sunday If it all fails and we have no electricity it won't bother me in the slightest....especially on couldn't give a monkeys Monday..

Uum very interesting, would have liked to have seen some dancing cats.......but then he said it was kinda bad so perhaps not...but then again they weren't dogs they were cats so bring on the dancing cats, come on lets see the Polka oh come on a waltz...fox trot...the bump........a tango.......smooch...a nice samba or a bosa nova...an american smooth.......the old tiger-feet dance...thats right thats right thats right thats right I really love that tiger night thats neat thats neat thats neat thats neat I really love those tiger feet....... those tiger fe-eeeeeeeet!!!

Yes it was Blabber mouth now everyone knows...send him to the tower

#14 Yeah that was me, but I have to update my position on rats. What I don't like is any animal dieing slowly and suffering, such as the one I mentioned in my comment #12 above. The only two options I then had at that time was kill it manually or let it go, so I let it go. However earlier in the year we put out food for the wild birds and started getting a family of rats coming to the feeding area, so I had to do something. I bought an air rifle and shot maybe ten of them over a few days and that was it, didn't see anymore. It's a good rifle and each shot finished them off in a second or two, That didn't bother me as it was quick and effective. Now we have a couple of squirrels that come to the feeder, I can't shoot a squirrel, it's got a fluffy tail and is cute, so I bought a .357 magnum snub nose replica BB gun, the sound alone bothers the squirrels, not enough to not come back, so I've rigged up a little brass bell next to the feeder and I shoot the bell, that does the trick lol.

Just imagine if you had a broken leg or something, being spun around like that, feck me, vomit, blood and bone fragments. Just leave me in the desert to die peacefully or get gently eaten by something UgggHHHHH I feel nauseous just thinking about it. I'd like to see a video of the person they rescued seconds later.

So they have a gun and a laser?

#2 Feck me and I thought I was old

Well I can see that it would produce some very useful muscles, yeah I like it.

Absolutely fantastic, I remember seeing this video years ago and loved it then. It just shows what a state music is in when 'OLD TOWN ROAD' is at the top of an American chart when there is music like this around..Just wonderful..I'm off to the my shed with my drill a looking for me shovel.

#6 Yeah actually it's not just the last 8 seconds it's several years of his smug face that has worn me down. I probably quite enjoyed the first one. He now makes me More Irritated Everyday. I do find it a serious conflict someone who believes in the bible running a show called Smarter Every Day! IRONY AT ITS BEST!! I also don't like family's where the son calls his Dad SIR, he's your dad and that's all he is and he's no doubt bringing you up to believe a whole book load of tosh. Tune into the Atheist Experience in Austin before it's too late lol

They are going to need a crane to sort that out...oh ..

#10 No no he is 12.

I just find this guy oh and the bible irritating

You may not have noticed the bible reference at the end of this video, very nice about Corn

John 12:24-26 King James Version (KJV)
24 Verily, verily, I say unto you, Except a corn of wheat fall into the ground and die, it abideth alone: but if it die, it bringeth forth much fruit.

25 He that loveth his life shall lose it; and he that hateth his life in this world shall keep it unto life eternal.

26 If any man serve me, let him follow me; and where I am, there shall also my servant be: if any man serve me, him will my Father honour.

Obviously for balance you also need to read what god says about slavery..He kinda likes it.

Exodus 21 New International Version (NIV)
21 “These are the laws you are to set before them:

Hebrew Servants
2 “If you buy a Hebrew servant, he is to serve you for six years. But in the seventh year, he shall go free, without paying anything. 3 If he comes alone, he is to go free alone; but if he has a wife when he comes, she is to go with him. 4 If his master gives him a wife and she bears him sons or daughters, the woman and her children shall belong to her master, and only the man shall go free.

5 “But if the servant declares, ‘I love my master and my wife and children and do not want to go free,’ 6 then his master must take him before the judges.[a] He shall take him to the door or the doorpost and pierce his ear with an awl. Then he will be his servant for life.

7 “If a man sells his daughter as a servant, she is not to go free as male servants do. 8 If she does not please the master who has selected her for himself,[b] he must let her be redeemed. He has no right to sell her to foreigners, because he has broken faith with her. 9 If he selects her for his son, he must grant her the rights of a daughter. 10 If he marries another woman, he must not deprive the first one of her food, clothing and marital rights. 11 If he does not provide her with these three things, she is to go free, without any payment of money.

Maybe this was a pre ISIS training video. Who was the fellow anyway, someone famous perhaps?

That must bloody hurt coming off the bar like that, very courageous.

I wish I had been born with spikes on my back, the time I would have saved on ironing and the money I would have saved on post-its and when I went out at night no one would need to watch my back

The wonderful of strange dogs, I love it.

#3 Have you got decaf coffee Thunders?,you know in case I pop round, won't want tea even with the milk in last yuck.

Well made, really enjoyed that.

63% Hey!! I'm 72.7% wondering how they feck they came up with 63%

Weirdski........

You know I fecking hate rap but I might just be a convert, that was absolutely fecking hilarious, thanks Neik..

#2 You do know, that I did know that, don't you Thunders?

Anyone notice the blatant ad placement of the Weetabix box at the end, they shouldn't do that because now I want Weekabix, which just shows the power of advertising, incidentally Weetabix is on offer at Tesco's at the moment you should buy some, bet you can't eats three.

Finally there was no warning that creating plasma in your microwave while eating your Weetabix the delicious breakfast dish, so presumably we are not going to set our kitchen on fire if we try and repeat the experiment?

six years on I wonder how many he has now?

If you only have one move, that is the one to have, he probably practices that for fifteen hours a day. This is probably his daily routine, 8am avoids the postman, 8:15 avoids paying the milkman, 8:30 avoids paying for his tube ticket. 9;07 late for work avoids his boss and makes it to his seat unnoticed. 11am avoids making his own coffee by distracting his colleague and stealing his. 1pm the sandwich guy arrives, he avoids paying him saying "I'll sort it with you at the end of the week" he always takes Friday off. 3;30pm avoids making another coffee using tactic of 11am, colleague feeling pretty thirsty. 6pm goes for a drink with the guys, avoids paying for a round, leaving when it is his turn. 8;20pm decides to have a meal in a restaurant, avoids paying the bill by doing a runner. 9:50pm decides to get taxi home, avoids paying bill by giving driver cash attached by a little piece of invisible line which he pulls out of the window as the car drives off. 10:40pm avoids his wife by sleeping with his girlfriend, avoids not getting her pregnant by avoiding using a condom, now has seven children which he avoids seeing as often as possible. The weekend competes in Sumo competitions. The end. JJ

#11 The waiter was up the Greek without a paddle.

I think we should examine why someone stole that bridge, how they stole it and what they did with the stolen bridge, also are they coming back for more of the bridge and maybe the road attached to it. I suggest that a camera is set up and possibly put on a live webcam link so we can keep an eye on it, maybe catch the perpetrators. Has anyone checked to see if any of the materials from the bridge have turned up on landfill, I'm thinking probably not, well this needs looking into. Otherwise bridge stealers will get more and more confident and before we know it another bridge will be stolen and then another, maybe one that we like, you know, it's easy to scoff at this stolen bridge because we're thinking 'Well I'm never gonna need that bridge, I'm not going that way anytime soon, it's not on my route, I'm probably not even going to that country, so why should I care about one solitary missing bridge' well that's just how Nazi Germany started. Love and peace brethren L&P.

I remember the first black screen led watch made by Clive Sinclair. If you wanted to know the time, you had to press a button on the side of the watch, then a little red digital time display would appear. I remember thinking it was amazing as it was also wafer thin. After a few days it became really irritating though as previously you just looked at your watch and you knew what time it was, suddenly technology made things worse.

Oh I'm in love...again, what a lovely little guy guys.

#33 Totally agree Thunders, poor little fellow, imagine one of us changing size with that little creature, most of us, would just Pizz our pants, not him he kept his ground even against an obviously superior potential enemy. He shouldn't be laughed at he's a brave little guy, possibly a god.

You can actually buy little pieces of this stuff www.buyaerogel.com if you are curious.

Tis witchcraft, this is no clock, then there is a clock, then there is no clock, sorcery I say, I demand to see up the sleeves of the wizard.

This might be acceptable if no one could see it

ADMIN I'm pretty sure we have another SPAM PLASTIC in the form of #3PHAMYEN could you remove the turd from the system please.

#5 I can assure you that if I touched you with paint you wouldn't be worth a few hundred thousand at all...I mean Banksy that guy, not me, not me at all, don't start getting the wrong idea, he's not me at all oh no...now where is my spray can. Also everyone in the world knows about my HIS stunt with the shredder. It was televised all over the globe, I thought, he thought it was a wizard wheeze

Ah bugger I bought the bottom piece on the right didn't realise it was part of a collection, it was all he had left at 5:25pm when I walked past.

Well that's ten minutes and forty seconds of my life I just gave away and nobody caught fire or nothing, just cooking and cursing pork chops and I'm not even a meat eater, why would I watch this

A Velcro floor and baby grow would slow him down.

#2 I've probably got them in my field for the Grandchildren to play in along with the Sinclair C5..

Turkey Fear very debilitating...

I pretty sure once the kitten grew up to be a cat and the puppy grew up to be a Saint Bernard things would have changed. The cat is probably where my dog is now, buried in the front garden.

The Haves and the have Yachts..

Oh I thought something interesting was going to happen.

#2 It will only cause arguments with brainwashed Theists whose only argument is the evidence they call upon from their bibles and the like. This is not an argument at all, leave them to live in their imaginary world and the rest of us who live in reality can get on with ours. Fact and science will eventually de-solve the stupidities of religion, sadly it won't be in my lifetime or generations to come, but we are in new times and knowledge will eventually little by little separate stupid superstitions from the real world. It will just take the deaths of generations of fools to get there.

Interesting how nobody wanted that big blob at the top of the screen for ages and ages then Russia came along and said "Ok we'll have it then, I suppose it's not great though, but if that's all there is left without traveling a long way, well have it, you do understand that an awful lot of it is fecking awful though don't you, rest of the world?"

That's just the kind of shitty thing god would do if he existed, luckily for us he probably doesn't

This was five years ago, I wonder how many people they employ today, less at a guess. It does make me wonder how many fecking knives the world needs, surly you get to the point "Yep were done". I also wonder how many people have been stabbed by one of their knives and if more people have been stabbed by one of their kitchen knives compared to other kitchen knives and now I'm thinking FECK this is just one company in the world that mass produces knives, There are probably others!! where the flying feck are all the knives going, there must be more fecking knives than people. I mean like they don't exactly wear out do they? You fecking sharpen then, they last for ever, why why why so many knives......I mean are there countries that don't use knives and then suddenly decide to use knives, I don't get why we need so many knives....and forks!!! I mean forks last for ever, when did you last have to buy a new fork because your old fork wore out, they don't and you don't even have to sharpen forks, who is still making forks and why the feck are you doing that, we've got plenty of forks, stop, go make something else.. and don't get me started on spoons...I mean yeah ok little spoons go missing don't they, kids take them to school and fecking lose them, we accidentally throw them away with yogurt pots I get that, so yes perhaps keep making some not a lot just some spoons but stop with the knives, stop with the forks, no wonder metal prices have gone through the fecking roof, people are using it all up making Knives and forks...oh I'm so fecking angry this morning.. all this waste....I bet it's the fecking Chinese that'll be it, they have just started to realise what a fecking stupid idea Chop Sticks are, fecking stupid little sticks, fecking scooping up bits of rice and shit quickly into your mouth making people who haven't practiced using the bit's of polished twig for an entire fecking year look fecking stupid in restaurants. Bet those Chinese are starting to use Knives and forks and probably spoon like the rest of the 'Normal' world and of course there are about 2 Billion or something Chinese all probably suddenly ditching their little sticks for proper cutlery. All we've got to do now is get the idiots to stop using Rhino horn which is clinically proven to do absolutely fecking nothing for you when you are ill and is about to wipe out the world population of Rhino. In some ways it will be good when the Rhino has gone completely, because then the Chinese won't have it to put in their medicine, a large proportion of the Chinese population world wide will presumably then die of everything you can get and there will be less need for the production of Knives, forks and spoons Amen to that.

Thanks for the kind words guys. Lakelands are beautiful looking dogs, the problem is they are very variable in nature. I have met people who have had them and said "Never again" There is the working Lakeland (probably to be avoided if you aren't going to work them) and the none working. Problem is they look pretty much the same and you don't really know what you have until they show you, by which time you are stuck. Ours was so gentle and yes the curly coat was adorable to everyone who saw her, a real eye turner.
Also have a Giant (large) Munsterlander much like the speckled one in this video if you aren't familiar https://youtu.be/2XViwtJBJ20 and a couple of Chihuahuas, not like the ones in this link at all https://youtu.be/ftq0TQU3SQc JJ

#4 OMD BobT it's going to take me ages to check out all those links, but check them out I will.

My goodness I uploaded this sooo long ago it's probably gone rusty.

He needs to get another profession as he is really crap at this one. Wonder if he is in jail yet?

Thanks very much Thunders, She was a gorgeous Lakeland terrier, curly coat like a lamb, in the summer the tips of her ears went brown, in the winter they were light like the rest of her. She was a lot like the lighter one of this pair although she was a little smaller, you could scoop her up and carry her very easily. https://youtu.be/IM5mHUDo79Q JJ

Lovely cat... Just had to say goodbye to my dog today, very sad, she was about 15 got Lymphoma, went very peacefully but a massive loss.

What an awful bloke he didn't even say Bye Mum.

#3 Don't be silly Thunders......It was the entire aircraft carrier complete with aircraft.

Oh fantastic, don't know the song but I feel I now do, I'll google it lol. Obviously an African Grey absolutely brilliant. Thanks Suxi

Very interesting and also very interesting and also very interesting, the records stuck the records stuck the records st very interesting.

I don't mind in the slightest that Foxy got this video on Snotr, even though I was sent an almost identical version by a doctor friend of mine a few months ago and posted it to Snotr back then lol.

It does make you think though doesn't it, kind of makes a nonsense out of everything we are hearing on the news. My friend is quite an authority on the subject and tells me an awful lot of what we are being told is rubbish. He does think the Earth is a Triangle though, which is a bit worrying, trouble is he showed me his evidence and it's compelling

Tis witchcraft I can't even write my name exactly the same twice JJ Ji see!!

I'm from the good old U of K I wonder wonder how much Mexican I am?

That was a little frustrating at the end.

#1 Neither did she lol, she is going to ache in the morning.

Well at least the music was in tune

I wonder if he gets a twinge in his neck every time someone in the world watches this video.

Tell um about the honey mummy

You say albino, I say albino, you say potato, I say potato, albino albino, potato potato, lets call the whole thing off...

Perhaps it was Vodka.

What a great encounter, turtle was definitely attracted by the pattern on the divers air tank.

#1 I doubt they even knew, Just imagine the debrief....in Russian "Right who wants to start?" ...lots of whistling and staring out of the window.

Am I the only one who that thought the other thing that wasn't a can was a cat.

#26 I hope they decided it was a fecking stupid idea and dumped it.

I've always thought that rather than putting the onus on the car what would be better would be that all the pedestrians wore Mr Blobby costumes https://youtu.be/d1pJ4dluj0U Imagine if old people dressed like this all the time, there would be no more broken hips.

I'm thinking this is Meadowlark Spiderman filming in Harlem.

By the way I would like to take this opportunity to thank Admin for the increase in regular video's over the last few days, it is really appreciated guys or guy.

Handy how they guy found that branch to point put which star we were looking at.

It obviously went deaf but did it live.

Yeah nice idea.

Why was there no sound?

The standup bike was the only thing I got, but It has a limited market though, I mean Chris Rock might buy one possibly Eddy Murphy, Ricky Gervais but it's not a massive market, I mean I might get one but it's still not a massive market.

#8 Nice to have you back, just as delusional as when you left....

#5 Okay I for one give in, you are gonna have to tell us,....what happened?

Absolutely awful, I hate those rides.

Now if King Canute had have been standing there, he would almost have been proved wrong.

Do you think the Tiger was expecting to find another Tiger in the guys tank.

Well here we are just six years later and the world has completely run out of oil

Pretty sure I've said this before but this is the video that radicalized robots will be shown in the future before they go out in public and blow themselves up.

#2 Didn't require a vote down I've corrected that.

There were two people there that had they have been born three seconds earlier would have been squished, very lucky, very sad for the driver but not surprised, that was an awful brake-up of the RV, amazed the passenger is still alive actually. Hope she recovers.

If that cost more than the price of a chicken and a pizza they were over budget.

The sad thing is that the bastards that do this kind of thing have no respect for life.

What the flying spider feck was that all about, strange smoking ice cream thing. It's a great system unless the spider wants to go to a specific place.

Think I've seen this before

Jim is almost as heavy as the bear or is he wearing 12 coats.

Beautiful creature, never seen one.

#1 Gaming what's gaming?

#5 Hasn't arrived yet, little misunderstanding, we agreed 130.000, he thought I meant Euro's, I thought he wanted marbles!! Language barrier. Anyone in need of 130.000 marbles? One euro each?

Okay I'm very slightly (only very slightly you understand) unsure what I just watched.

Don't you just hate it when real ships like this one look a bit tacky so that they appear like they are computer generated.

Yeah it was okay but there was definitely time for him to to let go of the bike, do a 360 without it, get back on, crack open a beer and still land in one piece, just needs a bit of courage and imagination, as it stand it's a 5.

OKAY ADMIN We're seen enough of the lovely octopi's Octopuses Octopussies what ever the feck we want to call them. Can we please have some new video's we're dying here. I uploaded one a few days ago of a girl watching a video that was really exciting, put that one on, anything, just something. JJ SASSP...C...

Okay nine years later what the feck happened to this idea, never seen a floating bubble letter type thing ever, not once.

This is the video that religious robots in the future will use to indoctrinate new followers to go out and blow themselves up in public places.

Any else see all the dead ones on the floor.

What a wonderful creature, never seen one before, stunning.

#5 Ah thanks for your concern Thunders, just been on holiday, still went on Snotr a bit but not as much. Back now though, and if Admin would just keep the video's coming I'll be here on a daily basis if only to read your dulcet words.

Precocious child, awful parents, why do they do that..oh I know MONEY!

If I live to be 100 I'll never understand why the toilet urine expansion tank has to be in the overhead lockers.

Production team pre-shake in my opinion.

#1 Sadly that requires the elimination of most of Asia, these stupid backward countries that believe rhino horn, elephant horn and the scales of this beautiful creature etc etc etc is medicine, it fecking isn't you morons.

Nature is very cruel

I thought they were called secretary birds because ideally they have long legs.

Exactly what you would find on any street in the UK .....not

Come on admin. this video has been sat here for five days now, I take back what I said about Suxi if she is the only one submitting new videos put some of hers on. Anything just sick of watching this bloody mosy video.

I wonder what that guy is doing right now...let me guess.

Nice thing to do, magnificent creature.

Look lets do this in a fair and organised manor being totally considerate to all involved, keeping Ringmaster as a member and making everyone happy. This is what we do.... From now on refuse to watch any video uploaded by Suxi and boycott the site until Suxi's video count number is reduced by Admin down to 3 and finally Admin needs to change suxi's user name to "I'm Suxi-Montanna and I do nuffing in my life apart from upload videos and pizz people off" I think after all these years of aggravation, that is what needs to happen. I'm sure Suxi would agree wouldn't you Suxi (JJ operates a suxi ventriloquist doll...."yess I'm fine wiv all that" says Suxi) excellent well that's decided then.

All the air went to his Arsehole.

Oh dear oh dear oh dear, trouble at mill.

Not exactly sure how but I'm thinking the mafia might behind it.

Very interesting, is anyone else finding Snotr a little slow running at the moment, shouldn't be my broadband but I guess it's possible.

#13 lets hope it went septic.

I can't believe that even one of those regular sized people didn't know that was a stunt lol

#2 Ok £3585 Now I'm trying to think what I would prefer, one of those or a very nice Taylor or Martin Guitar, this is going to take some thought.......

I was just thinking I've gotta get me one of those, then at the end it tells you who to contact if you want one yippee Bet they are really expensive or dangerous or something......edit..I don't speak French but the only figure that I could read was 30.000 euros. Maybe I'll not bother

Needs fecking oiling Surly after over 135 years of use it is due to have a serious accident sending the down carriage crashing to the bottom from the top killing everyone on board

What about Snickers are they ok?

Could Bee smaller

I feel terribly sad for that woman, the kid is very likely autistic, no amount of smacking or threats are likely to make any difference. If I'm wrong, sure he needs hanging from a lamppost.

People don't realise that one in a hundred births results in a child with autism. You could be a great looking woman with a great job, have a great looking husband also with a great job, decide to have a baby and this is what you get. Takes over your entire life one second at a time. Violence out of nowhere, tantrums, can't take him or her anywhere without knowing when the bomb is going to go off. Marriages often split up, you can't work, your world ends up being nothing like you imagined. Eventually there is a good chance that the child becomes too much too handle, too powerful, potentially dangerous, will possibly never get a job and ends up in an institution.

Obviously I'm describing the extreme end of autism, many autistic people are nothing like this and just have a variety of social issues. Just remember 1 in 100, 10 in a 1000 that's getting on for 70,000,000 autistic people on the planet right now. Three million two hundred and seventy million in the USA alone. Add that to the 247,000,000 who believe in God in America, that leaves just 80.000.000 people in America you could have a sensible conversation with.

This is a prime example of just because you can why would you. AND I would really like to see whats happening the other end.

It didn't even look safe before he tugged at it

Could have had someones eye out

#10 At least the wing mirror in this example.

Looks great on a nice flat sea, lets hope it can stand up to being battered by hurricane winds and forty foot waves.

Oh for feck sake ADMIN, the same video every fecking morning here.... come on you have some new one's in the cupboard!!!!!!

Classic..................................

Not going to stop the guy behind you from running into you though unless he's got Eva., Eba's sister sitting in the back.

#12 Well I'm here, where are you?

Could he not have hired a scooter when he arrived at the hotel? Just had a look on line, there are countless mobility hire companies in Tulsa, alternatively they could have got a regular wheelchair and his wife could have pushed him. It's a none story really, unless they hadn't got any finances whatsoever having arrived.

#3 Hand wot weeere yor tist resullts?

Well I wouldn't want to live in that and my guess is the first tornado that passes through will reverse most of that work and if I were really picky there were at least two men at one point lol. But he certainly has a very wide skill set there and he made a good job of what was a really run down shack. I presume he's buying these to do up and sell or rent. Wonder what profit he makes on each one and how long they are actually taking to complete, probably a good living he's making there.

I've done a test to see have many Snotrians actually check the full content of their video's before submitting them and how many times Admin actually check them also. Today it's nil nil.

So four years on, can you buy one?

I wonder what was inside?

I wonder what he's doing now?

Amazing piece of history on film. If you imagine that film in colour apart from the strange stary woman on the pavement half way though, it looks like a completely normal time on any high street, little did they know of the horror what was to come.

My goodness it's gonna take a lot of buckets to get all that water back up there.

Now imagine that's a rat eating your Granddads ear. Oops sorry illusion shattered, somethings you just can't unthink can you.

Do you think they got away lol.

Although most of Suxi's video's videos are at best dodgy, this one is quite good as I'm sure there are a lot of people out there hearing current news about one side or the other, who don't know how it all began.

The sad thing about all this, is that all this hatred, all the people who have died is all about religion. About a belief in a god which is very likely to be all nonsense. The real truth is that we mammals evolved from a single ancestor ALL OF US, just the same as every other creature on this planet. Every idea and decision that came along subsequently was made by people and every war that has evolved from those decisions and ideas are absolutely meaningless. And when we all die, we end. It doesn't matter which side you are are on, which religion you spend your life following we are all going to just stop when we die. So make the most of your life while you have it, don't be greedy for another one, it's not going to happen, be nice to your fellow man, and be remembered for being a good person or coming up with a good idea that helps mankind better itself in some way.

I hope for absolute indisputable proof that God(s) do not exist, so that every conflict in the world with religion at it's core, will be seen as the mockery that it is and will stop.

#10 Yeah but if the bin is only a quarter full they are still coming too often lol.

Why has nobody mentioned that the guy in the still looks like Mr Spock.

#7 Oh Thunderous one, my point was very clear but you seem to have missed it lol. Efficient would be emptying the bins when they are full, anything less is inefficient, of course the bins hold more, I get the principle BUT the bin they emptied looked to be only about a quarter full, therefore it was not ready to be emptied but it was which is inefficient. Oh my goodness I need a lie down.......WE NEED NEW VIDEO'S ADMIN!!!!!!

#5 Of course it's inefficient as you are sending a team of paid men out in a lorry that uses fuel to empty a bin or bins potentially once a fortnight that probably only needs emptying once every six weeks. How is that efficient? Presumably they used to have regular bins at one point, so they must have changed to these large containers to save money on reduced collections. With the example we have just seen they are emptying them at the old rate.

#3 I have a feeling that your comment to my comment was trying to be Ironic. If I'm wrong don't read the next bit.

I don't think there is any problem with "There are two sides to every argument and both sides usually think they are right" as being an inspiring message for our children or for anyone for that matter. Why you would tag to that.....

(Ha yes, in other words:

"Don't ever stand up for anything, don't ever fight for anyone, don't ever try to make the world a better place.
It's all useless because there are no objective truths, and no wrong doers. There are always just two sides to every argument and both sides usually think they are right." ) I have no idea?

Why not read it as "The likelihood is that one side is wrong or the reasoning of one sides opinion may not be in line with your way of thinking but clearly it is theirs. Before you stand up for anything or for any one side, make sure you know all the facts. In many situations in life BOTH sides are wrong.

Too many people in this world make major life decisions based on very little, if any evidence. The most obvious one is religion, people are so insistent that their religion is the truth and all the others are false that they will go as far as killing other human beings because of their 'Faith' The evidence for any religion is insufficient for any such claims to be made. But all over the world people are killing each other and claiming territory over something that very possibly is nothing but made up and exaggerated stories from a time when superstition was the daily diet.

If this planet was ever visited by an alien race and they were not interested in eating us, we would be the laughing stock of the universe for what a large proportion of the planet still believe in the world in 2019.

If they had worked any slower the bin would have been full again. I see the theory here that the bins wouldn't need emptying as often, but that wasn't a quarter full and what about the other two? Surly if they have gone to that much trouble to dig fecking holes big enough to hold those things there would be some method of checking if they need emptying or not. A simple camera on the end of a cable attached to a tablet would do it, I bought one for about a tenner.

Chilling...Can't be recent though as there is still scaffolding up around Big Ben.

I wonder where he goes for semi skimmed.

There are two sides to every argument and both sides usually think they are right.

#4 No no she was trying to eat it.

What a guy, good for him and well done that man.

#1 Yeah it did, there is a helium shortage, perhaps if we all cut back on making our voices sound high and funny it would be okay again. I'm going to miss Tuesdays and Saturdays from now on, gotta do your bit

They look like little pigeons.

Get rid of those last two foils and it would fly right.

That's what you get when you try and eat a live octopus Be-ach. Didn't even know this was a thing but apparently yes in Korea they eat live octopus, I mean come on. This one fought back and I don't blame it, pity it didn't stick to her eyeball.

Yummy Yummy Yummy. Didn't say how much the food costs that they feed to the maggots, as soon as the factory supplying the biscuit waste realises that there is a demand for their waste and another company starts asking for it, there will be a cost involved I'm sure. It's starting to happen in coffee shops, people are going around collecting the waste coffee grinds for their gardens etc, eventually they will be charged for it.

#5 How long do you think he thought it would last?

It truly was amazing, imagine them all running for the bus home.

Wonderful to see, loved the moving walkway. It makes you want to jump into the screen and tell them how different life would be 120 years from then.

Oh bugger and I had my money on the cars.

AAAAH!!! probably around where???

That is a really good hold. Can't wait to go up to a mother with a screaming baby and pass this on.

Never never never erase the line. Anyone tried this with a hen?

#12 Just got you out of that negative comment there Thunders lol.

Re reading these comments three years on, I would like to add that I would probably drown just trying to take my trousers off, even if they weren't shorts or a kilt. I'm a little suspicious of the lack of response from Cameramaster after 'MY' idea for the inflatable sporran! I do hope he didn't nip off, start production and tried to steal the idea from under me.

Makes you wonder what happened to him eight years ago, wife died, retirement. I wonder how many people think he is thumbing a lift. I also wonder if he always buttons up his shirt that way.

#5 Thunders thunders, look you don't have to stick up for the nob that put this awful video on, they are probably of limited intelligence, maybe funny looking and have no friends. Let the idiot fight his or her own battles other wise you just encourage them to put more crap on, then everyone gets upset, turn away from the site, then the viewing numbers go down, then if they ever want to sell Snotr it will be absolutely worthless and it will be that persons fault. We just all need to agree that the world is full of stupids with no comical taste, you know people who really shouldn't be allowed out of their homes without a carer..................................................................oh .........................................................................................................................................

My goodness, so much I didn't know.

Dum did he dum, did he dum dum dum, did he dum dum dum? that is the question..

Tragic, just goes to show if you are in the wrong place at the wrong time, minding your own business your life can still end...just like that.

I wonder what he's doing with his magnets now?

I'd like to see a porno version

They should slow the whole process down, nobody needs to eat that much bacon.

#11 No we haven't

"Yeah that was good, I won't be asking you to do that again, now Mr Jones a couple of questions before we head back to the test center, what distance should you park your vehicle from the Kerb, and can you read the number plate on that vehicle parked just by the tower"?

#2 The Wonder Years, what a great series and had some amazing music in it, I remember they played "You've got a friend" rather a lot.

Maybe it is a ritual in his family that every time the house catches fire they must present the fire fighters with a broken padlock.

Husky's thoughts 'Sui Sui here pig pig pig, come on wake up I wanna play, you fat.. plus your're on my mat. oh come on, nobody sleeps through this, you're pretending now, Wake the feck up, ah at last we have pig stir, oh shit my dish still has food in it, gotta run, gotta beat the pig to my food."

Piggy's thoughts 'owil owil what the owil, must pretend oiwl to be asleep, fecking dog, every fecking morning, oiwl right in the liver oiwl, yeah look I don't need CPR ok owil, I wonder if there's any food left in his bowl, maybe I will wake up..'