#2 Yes I'm getting a little bored of seeing Lego Tuna now and my boredom threshold is quite high.

Seven years later I'm guessing they can achieve 7 Trillion FPS

I wonder if its done it before

Looks like a fun ride, I wonder if they meet any wildlife enroute.

#31 There has certainly been worse ones

This seems like more than 3 years ago.

I mean apart from producing this video, what was the fecking point

Elastoplast city....................

Nice Bush...............

Novel way of stealing a catalytic converter

Repeat this many times until all your DNA is used up, then go commit the crime, but wear gloves.

Obviously still secret after one minute and 33 seconds, they should have talked quicker.

It is so sad the damage caused by floods.

Impressive..........................

Impressive..........................

Very impressive, some of the moves I couldn't workout how they were done.

"Okay thanks everyone, the inquiry is now over and we agree the driver was probably to blame, your compensations will be in the post"

I missed this a few days ago, I wonder if he took all the internal parts from a keyboard that already does that lol.

Looks like the loco won

15 years ago, I wasn't even on here 15 years ago

five years old that posting, why haven't I seen them in the shops.

Now they just need to remove the bolts from his neck.

Do you know I'm speechless.

I wonder what he's doing now

They need to find a way of making those things stop quicker lol.

Looks like a scene from a Chaplin movie, I was hoping to see a little more than just one still.

As luck would have it its just started snowing here, now where did I put my saw.

That was amazing to watch

And here we are one year into an illegal war started by Putin, thousands dead on both sides but in the Ukraine a lot of those thousands are women and children on the Russian side just soldiers. Russia you should be ashamed of yourselves, how could you be so blind to the lies you are being told by your government. Wake up and smell the flowers, maybe you would feel differently if you were losing your women and children.

#9 No contest, the cat would lose big time.

Well I guess it worked lol

Still a great advert.

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I'm voting for T cells at the next election.

I'm not sure that would be passed by the Health and Safety Executive

That was a really nasty wound, I can only imagine how painful that must have been. We all know that had the tables have been turned the buffalo would have been a skeleton by then, but that's nature. That treatment levels the playing field again, the buffalo likely walked away and so did the lion...until next time. We have to remember that the balance of nature is so critical, the lion will likely be that little bit slower after that operation, meaning it will need the help of the rest of the group in future kills. I think it's wonderful what the vets did.

Nothing worse than an indecisive horse.

I was going to say it would reduce burgleries but actually it would increase burgleries........ of front doors

This way to the Boxing day sales

#1#2#3#4 They take a septic cow with mad cow disease and bovine hepatitis and cut it up into little circular discs, add a bit of pigs piss and some flem along with the skin flakeings from corns removed from old people in a old peoples homes and grill gently under the hot arse of a sex worker. Enjoy

Nevermore.................

All sounds Dutch to me (nobody outside of the UK will get that statement I'm sure)

Stupid people video's are much better value these days, you normally get about 50 for the same free... I wonder if that is because we have moire stupid people these days or just more cameras?

If that's smart I would hate to meet a stupid one.

That would be the very last cruise I even went on

Back in the late 1960's when I was a kid I lived near a golf course. A mate of mine and I used to go searching for lost golf balls and would sell them back to golfers at a fraction of the price of a new one. When we were really short of money, we would collect the odd still moving one's lol and run like feck. Some of the one's we found were damaged and worthless. I remember peeling off the white plastic covers, exposing as mentioned above tightly would elastic, it was one continuous piece about a mm wide, sometimes if you cut it with a knife it would take off like a firework the elastic firing off the ball in all directions. But the best part and this was not the case with all the balls, was that in the centre of the ball was a small squishy rubber ball, maybe half the size of a squash ball. Inside this ball was a white liquid substance, like Tippex and if you carefully made a small hole in the ball and either squeezed it or threw it against a wall, it would shoot out like a white water pistol and it would stain the wall big time. Few kids knew about this phenomenon and I remember taking one to school once and without giving away ownership, dropped it in the middle of the playground of course as boys do it was quickly spotted and adopted as a tiny football and several of them were chasing it around the playground, like they would a tennis ball. I kept my distance, knowing what would inevitably happen. Sure enough eventually one of them stamped on it and whoosh, white ink fired out, staining several legs and short trousers and producing a streak across the playground wall. I'm pretty it was still there when I left the school a year later. No one ever knew who bought the thing in and no one knew that it originally came from the inside of a golf ball.

#4 Are you still waiting?

He's got balls

I could have done that accidentally

Is there an accident version?

Very dog like behaviour, gorgeous creature

My breakfast would have been all over the cockpit, but very impressive flying there.

He must be at leat 8 years older by now.

It could be a ghost car

That's all very well until a 3rd ice cream seller comes along and sets up a quarter of the way up the beach on your side, now you are sharing half your half with the newbie.

Interesting concept

Should have left the knob on.

It';s tanks they need, no wonder they didn't want to give any away.

Reverse, reverse reverse reverse

So what do you think, not bad for a first go or what

I'm an excellent driver

Surely even in Russia that must be illegal

I wonder if the little fella is still alive, hope so.

Somehow ten years on it's not that exciting anymore.

Some very good points, well put.

I guess it could be a goat creche, I wonder which one is the nanny

A lovely thing to happen in the middle of a gig.

I don't know how the navigator manages to read from his crib sheet without throwing up, I get queezy if I'm a passenger reading a text.

I feel I was treated very harshly eight years ago, but I'm nearly over it.

I haven't got time for conspiracy theorests they should just share their views with other idiots life the flat earthers and creationists and leave the rest of the planet to live in the real ball shaped world.

I guess if it doesn't work, you are in a very helpful dead position. I'm very surprised this isn't been bought (excuse the pun) in Resuscitation classes, I went to one just before Christmas and never thought to ask what you might do if you were choking and on your own.

I guess if it doesn't work, you are in a very helpful dead position. I'm very surprised this isn't been bought up (excuse the pun) in Resuscitation classes, I went to one just before Christmas and never thought to ask what you might do if you were choking and on your own.

I don't know how the navigators are able to read from those pads without throwing up.

Well that's one way of shifting it, another would have been to build it where it was going to be unless it was previously being used in the other place.

Just replayed this after six years and no it didn't teach him.

One year on and nothing happened.

Accidents happen, don't know why the guy is flapping his arms about, you are still alive, there will be another race, just try and not hit a bike without a rider on it next time.

Very interesting thanks.

I'm guessing this was made back in the day, before they could explain why this is happening, only that it does it lol

Hesitation was the issue, had he have put his foot down and crossed his fingers and toes, he would probably have made it.

The bloody video vision stopped half way through, I'm guessing the boy had died before any of those things could have happened, could someone translate the end? Forget that I found it elsewhere, it's about the loss of youth during Covid. The boy didn't die.

That advert should not have been removed, bad bad Clearcast I wonder if Dawn French still got paid.

That ended a bit abruptly

If the lorry speeds, everyone behind gets a speeding ticket.

I'd still like to live in that place.

12 years on and he's be in court. Guess he's lucky none of them pizzed themselves laughing

Yes hope everyone had a Happy Christmas and goes on to have a Great 2023.

I've had dreams where I can do that without the suit, so realistic I've had to try the technique when awake, sadly only to find it doesn't work, just another of lifes disapointments

Well that's 11 minutes and 9 seconds I wouldn't have got back if I hadn't only watch the first five.

#11 Yeah what happened to her?

Excellent video thanks Geekster

Seems a shame it didn't take off

I wonder when we go back to the moon, if the same area will be visited again.

I wonder when we go back to the moon, if the same area will be visited again.

Polish it behind the door.

Yes thats about reich.

Brassick.

Still find this guy irritating, don't know why, it's probably not his fault.

Not a job for life then.

Not a job for life then.

What a wonderful piece of film from 1906. Makes you wonder, if you were living then, what level of life would you be experiancing, would you own a car, a horse and cart, a bicycle would you be walking everywhere, would you be the one selling newspapers, what would you achieve in that climate. Wouldn't it be amazing to spend a day with anyone in that piece of film.

Uum I don't know how I feel about that. On one hand the driver made the decision each time, but on the otherhand those watching were getting pleasure from an expensive mistake by the poor drivers. Clearly some cars were designed to cope, others it was very obvious that they were not. The ones that were ok were the bigger more expensive cars the ones that would not were likely owned by people with with less money to lose, morally they should have stopped them, I would have.

Exiting times ahead me thinks.

#6 Took me three years to say it but 'Thank You'

The old suits worked just fine, the new ones are going to be much more expensive and probably won't be ready in time. UUM I have a suggestion.

I do wonder when they come up with these weird designs, why they don't make a scaled down version first, if they can't get that to fly, chances are they aren't going to get the big one to either.

Wow I didn't know any of that. I guess we now know why they named New York twice, once might not have been enough.

Headache started around 7 minutes in by 10 min decided whats the point.

Headache started around 7 minutes in by 10 min decided whats the point.

Bang Bang.............

2022 all seems a little quiet, is the guy working for Apple now?

Stick to four wheels or two legs.

We don't know we are born do we, hard life.

Great video, never heard the 104 before

#7 Yes Donald Trump got it, but the Asshole rejected him.

Good old Voyager 1.

The brain is a funny thing, before I looked at my comment of seven years ago, I thought of exactly the same comment, I guess I'm Mr consistent.

What is especially sad about this story, is that neither Jobs nor Wozniac to the best of my knowledge helped this guy out, later in life.

The cop is thinking, shit, now I've got to explain why I put her in the front and wasn't watching her properly.

Very interesting, thanks Geekster

I don't think people should be allowed to fly helicopters, auto pilot or nothing.

He looked quite pleased with himself, I'm thinking that was his best attempt to date, good job they lined it up for him though or it could have been a total disaster.

#1 Well that's not strictly true is it, every animal that you saw get hurt got hurt and there were quite a number of them.

That should clear his verrucas.

#1 Was there one when Clarkson didn't say anything? That would have been my favourite.

This says everything about the two guys that were left. Had I have been one of them, I would have slipped him a few million.

A lot of stupidity there..........

I have four observations
1) Imagine how disapointed the batteries must feel when they get a Bexel lable and not a Duracell.
2) I wonder how many of those lucky barstards end up in vibrators.
3) One way of helping the planet, would be to ban producion of crap batteries, just allow high power ones.
4) Imagine the size of the pin you would have to drop to hear it in that factory.

Goodness gracious................

And now he has a beard

I wonder how it ended?

I'm sure you could enploy an actual blacksmith for a fair amount of time for the cost of one of those machines, not to mention the maintenance.

Never watched his series???

I loved this five years ago and I still do.

I would like to see the next two frames when the guy gets punched in the face.

She said "Guys I think I've fucked up". I wanna see the video of when she heard the joke

#1 .......................

The guy needs to get a dog litter tray

Can't think of any better than #13

#24 I was just going to make referance that spaceX took several tries to get their's to land standing up lol.

Enjoyed that Snotr and Geekster in particular.

I left some batteries in a metal detector for several years they leaked so bad that not only did they ruin the detector but they destroyed it completely, must have done because I've just checked the garage for the detector and it definitily isn't there.

Did anyone crash, couldn't watch it all?

I went to a super-market yesterday, but it wasn't

Looks like Pacman I'm guess six years on, this hasn't taken off big time?

Wow it does seem more than 24 days ago

Quite a story...........................................

Well It's a relief albeit a small one, so see a new video which I noticed was posted by Thunders, thanks Thunders. I would like to know what amount of time is required once a video is sent to Snotr to get it on the site. What do you actually have to do, to make it live? If we are talking an hour or more per video I wouldn't bother, just let the site die, if it's just a few minutes I don't anyone is that busy that they can't find a few minutes each day. I'm a busy guy, very busy, but I can always find a few minutes, even if I'm getting married or have Covid.

If that baby Hippo realised it was sharing that tank with one of the most dangerous creatures on the planet, it would be crapping itself.

Yes I'm still pretty sure I would drown trying to get my trousers off. Aoso thining about it, this isn't going to work with distressed jeans, especially if they are distressed around the gussett

I think her husband has been lying to her for a very long time,' Believe me honey this is BIG'

I wonder if Julia ever got her dog back

How annoying the tree wouldn't unroot this morning, I think Snotr has just about died a death. RIP

#9 ation ..

ADMIN???? IS THIS IT THEN, ARE WE FINISHED??? 43 DAYS

Health and safety level -1000

Yeah still good even a whole year later

Gorgeous creature............

Seems like a youngster, just wanted a tickle at one point, but count your fingers afterwards.

Thats a lot of sand

Funny how these traditions start

Makes you wonder if it got worse, I mean after the cameraman blew away...

The Ukrainians ought to invite Russia for a game in no mans land and use this.

#8 No isolators

Would have been even more interesting if he had mentioned one other tiny thing, how they put the drink in.

pilot taking a break when he should have been applying his brake.

OKAY I've been quiet I've been patient I've bitten my lip BUT 29 days is quite long enough to watch fish swim in the shape of a heart, it wasn't great to start with, had it spelled out bollocks or something yes, but a random shape naw not great. Surely ADMIN in the dusty vaults of Snots cellar you have some video's to put on, just you know to make life a little more worth while. I for two still tune in pretty much every fecking day and watch an oldie but I'm getting ready to find a new hobby.

Looks like bear country.

Impressive...............

Still no play and quite frankly I'm quite relieved as was the polar bear apparantly.

Pieces of Eight.

Power to the people

How weird is this. I woke up this morming to find I have lost the key to a new padlock that I bought. I'm guessing I won't be able to buy a breach pen on Amazon though lol.

#23 Sadly not..............What about you?

I wonder if having this in the sky where you live changes you in some way. Just imagine if this happened in all the skys of the planet everynight and it was normal. whould this change humanity in some way. I'm guessing astronomy would be more difficult. I would really love to see this for real one day too, one of the few things on my bucket list.

Rather than thinking about the death penalty for criminals, wouldn't this be a perfect method for euthanasia, when people chose to end their lives due to terminal illness. Seems like a no brainer to me and you die happy.

Proof there is no god but there is witchcraft.

#3 Well we can just ignor those armchair researchers can't we.

#3 Well we can just ignor those armchair researchers can't we.

Was I the only one expecting the big open mouth of a whale to pop up and eat them all?

Wow what a privilege.

Wow you would have thought air would have entered the room when the hatch was opened, clearly not fast enough to raise the oxogen levels. I wonder how long it is with the hatch open that the room is safe to enter. Surely if this is such a dangerous thing, all staff who might ever have to enter that area, would have been briefed or at least one fecking person should have known.

CAT LITTER!! Come on guys its the only one really isn't it.

FECKING ELK, can't believe it took 24 comments

#6 Take your blog and shove it moron.

Imagine if you are in a rush though, "Yeah, I get it, you can throw food in the air and catch it, that's really great mate, but this will be the third time this week that I've missed my fecking train, tomorrow you can forget your falafal I'm bringing a ferking apple"

#10 I think you've gone but wondered if you were eating your words at the moment. Just to stay on topic for a moment, what would I think if I saw that at the moment I would have two initial thoughts 1) That Mad man in Russia finally pressed the button and 2) That Mad man in North Korea finally pressed the button. Then I might realise it was just something burning up in the atmosphere and go back to driving in the pitch black with poor headlights.

#10 I think you've gone but wondered if you were eating your words at the moment. Just to stay on topic for a moment, what would I think if I saw that at the moment I would have two initial thoughts 1) That Mad man in Russia finally pressed the button and 2) That Mad man in North Korea finally pressed the button. Then I might realise it was just something burning up in the atmosphere and go back to driving in the pitch black with poor headlights.

Just to think that 13 years ago, they had to go to all that trouble, building a mechanical hand, programming it by a computer, operating on the guy to join the hand to his arm then hours of tedious testing. We are so lucky these days after that successful human salamander merger in 2019. now we just grow a new hand, without even a visit to the doctor, so fortunate..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Please note!Tthis posting was intended to piss with people from the future.

Do you think he was acting like a cat when they get run over, they usually get up wander somethere quiet and die, perhaps the pub was empty and had no jukebox.

Maybe they should makes lots of them and enter them into the AI olympics, the winner never gets switched off.

I have to admit I was wrong, well sorta, 18 years on and this roller coaster and another smaller one he built was still going strong and I havent found any stories of death or injury. I understand John Iver the builder has now retired the rides and lets face it had it been left running for another 18 years, something would have snapped lol. Here is a more recent video with an update https://youtu.be/fib8bQWLnMw

Maybe there was no driver, perhaps he got out a few miles back and left it in drive. Of course these days it could be ISIS

Has everyone forgotten that his mate cyclled up his arse, philes saying "Pay attention pay attention fauk" hilarious

Is it coz ise got a snow board init.

#13 What the feck is pron?

Good way of checking for leaks

I sure wouldn't want to meet one in a dark alley

#1#2 gloves were not invented until 1956 The first one were made of plywood, not very bendy

Bus driver on loudspeaker "Now this is the part of the mystery tour you have all been waiting for"

I wonder what he's doing now, apart from still hiding from Thunders

#10 Oou you cheaky barst lol. Kind of makes me what to dart it and then get a class of nursary children put hand prints all over it. Turn it into a moving refrigerator

I wonder if it has any value?

And five years later Covid 19 is released into the atmosphere maybe.

I'm sorry I lost all interest when I saw they were just wearing socks.

Just imagine how much more amazing it would look if the vocano was actually 9 miles high.

I was going to say that after waiting several minutes for it to load, it was an anticlimax, but I guess it was actually an anti Climate.

Good job he's not a crook, the police would never catch him.

I wonder what that maid is doing now?

I could watch this all day long, love to see a sequel

The video was cut short, a second later he went back up the ramp and flipped the other guy into the 'Food and Go'

Very unlikely I know, but just imagine if we were the only planet out of all those galaxies that has managed to produce life. Literally a total waste of space.

Wow I would like to think that that dog thought that process through, I guess we would need to sim it do it again (not on repeat) to find out. My only real question is how do you get a frisby to sink, were they metal frisbies or hub caps?

#2 Just think when we last laughed at that the word Covid was just a misspelling of David.

Sounded like it needed a bit of oil.

#4 Not sure what you mean there Thunders? If you refering to the line 'Anyone can make a mistake, said the Dalek climbing off the dustbin' I guess you could substitute R2D2 for the Dalek. But lets not, instead google Dalek and then google Dustbin. Let me just say that if you lived in the UK you would get that joke immediately. A Dalek is a nasty alien robot killing machine that first appeared in a TV series called Dr Who, which I'm amazed isn't also known in the USA but mayby not.

The Dalek first appeared in 1963 long before Starwars and Startrek. It was first made in black and white. Dr who is a time traveling person who is able to move forwards and backwards in time in his time machine the Tardis which on the outside looks like an old police phone box. These were wooden phone boxes found all over the country including the USA back in 1883 onwards, they were still around in the UK in the 1960's I remember seeing them. As the police didn't have portable radio transmitters back then, they would go into these boxes where there would be a telephone connected to the police exchange where they would get information of crimes being comitted or report crimes they had dealt with. Maybe google police phone boxes for what a Tardis looked like.

In Dr Who the inside of the box was massive and the Dr was able to walk around, there was seperate rooms and obviously the large time machine apperatus, great concept at the time. In the Uk if we go into a building that looks small on the outside but inside seems much bigger, spacious, we still say it's like a Tardis. Jesus this is a long explanation, but I'll keep going.

The Dr would travel in space and time and confront many nasty bastard aliens who wanted to take over the world where ever they were, there were the Cybermen a bit like the Borg in Startrek but crappier for one, but the most scary of all was and still is the Dalek, inside the thing was a octopus type being, really pissed off with it's lot, it couldn't survive without being in it's outer shell and used to scare the shit out of all the kids who watch it, probably with the exception of Ian Brady and Myra Hindley who were also around at the time. Kids used to watch from behind the sofa, just peeping out when it seemed less scary.

The downfall of the early Dalek was the staircase as the little fuckers were on wheels and couldn't go upstaires, the never versions can hover, so stairs are no longer an issue. The Dalek was a bit like Joe Pesci in Casino, really nasty fuckers and would exterminate (their favourite saying, yes they spoke English, but in a really scary electronic voice, every living thing they met in their search for universal domination.

I'm sure that in the USA like here you put your rubbish now in tall plastic wheely bins on wheels with a hinged lid. In the 1960 and a long time before in the UK we had dustbins, metal cylindrical bins with a removeable metal lid which the 'dustbin men' as we called them would come and empty every week. The same sort of bins are still available and probably still are in your place, but they are usually now used as burning bins and have holes in the side to burn garden waste.

I can't believe I'm explaining this joke lol. So, my joke was suggesting that a Dalek had accidentally tried to shag, screw whatever you call sex in the USA, a dustbin, thinking it was another Dalek... Hence Anyone can make a mistake said the Dalek climbing off the dustbin. Incidentally how Daleks reproduced was never covered in the series as far as I know, plus they all appeared to be male, whether there were bisexual Daleks or Daleks that Identified as fuck knows what I couldn't tell you.

Hope that covers it. JJ

Why do people say he was having a whale of a time

Even meteors dislike Putin

Never has any video ended with such an understatement Un Bee lievable

#2 He must get it wrong sometimes and has to back up and try again, everyone makes mistakes said the dalek climbing off the dustbin.

#5 Yep who would have thought...all that money wasted.

I would have loved to see the first attempt at doing that.

Now what is that saying, 'More Haste..less likely it is that you are going to have a job tomorrow' What a noblet Imagine having to phone that through. I'm impressed how quickly the train stopped though.

Guess we'll never know

#3 I watching a video entitlled 'Wow I had no idea Russsia and America used to have 140.000 nukes each' everyones talking about it.

The other dogs are saying "Told you that wouldn't work either, so that's hanging, overdose, drowning and tram, you are just going to get over that bitch and live man" Ah now come on that is a bit funny lol

Wow I had no idea that Russia and America used to have getting on for 140.000 nuclear warheads each, where did they all go then? I'm guessing, although the numbers are considerably smaller now (apart from Russia's as nobody believes a word they say anymore) that the warheads will be much more powerful than they were in the 1980's. Mega ton wise I wouldn't be surprised if the numbers remaining are as powerful as the totals used to be. Now lets have a guess as to where Russia has hidden the 135,000 warheads that they said they had decommissioned.

#9 You are telling me. Filled up my vechile yesterday 70 lltrs diesel £140.00 £2.92 a litre six months ago it would have been £90

Initially I thought he was changing shells because his was too small and too heavy due to all the lodgers. Then I thought he was was pulling the original owner out of the new shell so he could move in, then I thought he was moving shells so he could eat the lodgers on his first shell, then move back it. I don't think I've even been wrong so often in concession. Next time I'll watch it with the sound on and apologies for calling her a him

The next time I go to a candy floss stall in the UK (not that I would) I shall show them this video and say ''Could I have one like this please'' when they collapse in terror I shall say ''In that case I shall take my business else where..loser''

#10 I'm sure there is an App out there that will play it for you. No point in getting sore fingers

#2 excited already...............

I'm taking bets on the fact that was not the first time he had used that method

#20 Still alive but he's broken oiver 60 bones. When you think about it, how clever is that, its not at all. I think people who do these crazy sports should only be revered when they don't brake any bones. In this crazy world, braking bones is some kind of a meddle, what it actually means is they fucked up many times.

A passenger jet once flew really low over my house, I was walking from the kichen to the living room and the stewardess told me to sit down.

We need a video about how they make shit marbles

I bet that fecker doesn't plug into a 13 amp socket, I wonder what drives it and how much it costs per minutes to crush. Pitty they can't speed it up a bit

I guess things like this explain why some cats grow up to be mentally unstable

One has to assume that the man was sitting on the egg when it hatched

I've said it before and I'll say it again, don't go to France for your holidays, it rarely ends well.

I can skate but it makes you want too.

Hope he got planning permission.

Ha s anything beat it yet?

Amazing, must take ages to construct. I love how he declares them extinct, presumable that means he hasn't fond one that can carry on and thieve.

#1 I'm trying to imagine that, but I can't and it's giving me a headache and now I'm exhausted.

Feck me, Imagine the headbutt you would give someone standing behind the bollard if you wern't wearing a seatbelt.

Well it's morning here and I'd like to bet that although I watched this on video just now, the guy who crashed watched it in his dreams again last night.

It's like a lot of things, looks beautiful from a distance, it's when you get close up and see all the bastards living on the planet that reality kicks in.

Another five years on is he still alive? I think its important that we keep checking every five years

Can you imagine all the flat earthers and conspiracy morons saying, no that was recorded in a studio using a potato.

I have a funny feeling the helicoptor won't be invited back

I wonder how many tries it would take to hit a 1mm diameter ballbearing. my guess is he would hit it within six tries. I'd be more likely to hit his assistant.

Yes very good very good.

Wow 14 years ago, this must be a very early Snotr video, don't think I've seen an older one.

It seems to me that someone should take a whole new look at parachute design, you would think by now there would be a 100% fail safe design.

I guess the rule should be, if you have a parachute, wear it. Unless you are on the ground of course, that would be a bit over cautious

Damn it, caught me again, but always a pleasure to watch this video. I was thinking earlier on in the video, the machine that was bending little thin pieces of wire, just how many little thin pieces would it have to bend to pay for the machine...Just weighing up, whether it's worth buying one or not.

Perhaps Thunders could shed some light on it. Where did you find this Thunders, was there any info?

#12 Yes, I was thinking that, but that wouldn't have made any allowances for the crazy driver.

What trashcan, I don't see no trashcan? Was it plastic? I guess you have to ask yourself why was there a camera point at the trashcan in the first place? And what the feck was in there...a grenade? If it was real that guy was very lucky.

Pitty the picture froze.

I wonder if they had Roman cones

If that date had been written in the UK it would have happened in the future

Well it worked but I wouldn't want to have to test it, Imagine getting in the pose crapping yourself and just a squeek coming out of your mouth. The next sound you would hear would be yourself being eaten.

If I were stranded on a desert island and had to build one of those, I can honestly say I wouldn't know where to start, presumably theres an on off switch and some mains cable, perhaps I'd start there.

It's a pitty the train doesn't go a bit faster, cos then they paint one of those flick page things and make the paintings animated.

Still clapping that man five years later, I'm going to stop now, enough is enough.

Looks like the curiosity of Snotr went the same way a couple of years ago. Had I commented 5 hours ago it would have been me and then me again

Feck me, thought he was a gonner

#7 Ah I thought you were off somewhere. Getting a bit boring here without any new video's again

#16 That was a bit random

I still feel their pain

Mays me wish I had been here 11 years ago.

Bye Thunders, hopefully hear from you soon and maybe admin will post some of your videos.

Some body give the kid a pile of sand to pick up.

I presume we have to accept that it didn't continue onto the road and bury the cameraman...shame.

After all that work the new flywheel didn't run true either, issue might be further back, but then who cares

Guess the lawn wasn't the only thing half cut....

Well Mr Putin I'm afraid I have to tell you you have failed your driving test..Mr Putin you are not doing your case any favours. Your emergency stop was too slow and on your three point turn I counted five! Mr Putin you can always take your test again in six months but kicking in my windscreen means it won't be with me. Look I know you are mad, some say crazy and short everyone knows that you are short have you consided taking your anger out else where, maybe invade somewhere that will make your knob seem bigger...I know I know not in reality but in your mind, now come on off the bonnet, stop crying, you can still cycle home.

I can think of several morals for this story but I fear they are all too late the motorcyclist.

Of course in reality the guy leaves the restaurant and walks stright under a bus.

'9 You could try reading a few of the comments above

Enviable relationship, but I don't think I would risk it, besides I don't fancy licking a mans face.

First thing I thought this morning when seeing that was poor ship, I wonder if knew, then I realised I had exactly the same thought three years ago.

I think he was right, it would been a life sentance had he survived apart from the obvious and not steal a plane in the first place, maybe it ended as he wanted it to. Just glad no one else got hurt and that was more luck than judgement.

I can probably guess, but does anyone know the actual translation of the sound the guy called out at the end.

#7 So can coconuts.

I wonder which breed of dog would work that out first and try going the other way.

Staggering collection there, beyond anything you could imagine.

I think after all that entertainment she should given the pan to the crow.

#20 Amazon £13.99

Can you imagine the conversation when the bear got home "You did what? ran away! OMB you are suppose to eat them"

Cheaper than a donkey...

Maybe he was off to record a hen party.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm

None player character? Was this played backwards or something?

I wonder how many times he said "You get that" and nothing happened before it finally did.

What a wonderful experiance after reassuring yourself that whales don't eat people, then you think about killer whales.

Guess a biurds gotta eat.....

I'd like to see the video of it running through all the beach picnics, wet through on it's way home.

Weird and wonderful.........

You see that is how you are supposed to react when something hilarous happens, can you imagion some morons who would be straight on the phone to their Lawyers, claiming for ruined meal, ruined clothes, ruined evening, shock, PDS I fecking hate those morons.

#50 I've been waiting 2 years for that answer

#4 It's a rock

#9 Yes and we could tell them that their leader is telling them nothing but lies. His army is targeting civilians, women and children and destroying residential buildings on a daily basis in Ukraine, where large parts of the coutry are now just piles of rubble. Not only that but his army is getting it's arse kicked by a far better organised Ukrainian force and pretty much the entire planet is on the side of Ukraine and now has absolutely no respect for Russia which won't be restored until Putin is gone, preferably dead or inprisoned for war crimes. The Russian people are going to have to stand up against the regime that is ruining their lives. People will die and be put in prison in the process, but they can't kill everyone and they can't put everyone in jail, this needs to end and soon.

Four years on I ask again, How do they do that then?

#8 Wonderful yes more video's please Thunders.

If there are any Russians able to view these posts, perhaps they could let us all know?

My opinion is that had he died doing this, what an embarrasing thing to have on your death certificate.

My only concern is how hungry the birds were to be bothered about a single piece of food.

How ridiculous, all it would have taken is a visit from someone with a quarter of a brain from her suppy company to switch everything off in her apartment and see that the fecking meter was still going round. Two minute job!!

Definitily fake............................

Are you allowed to say "What a cunt" on this site.

#4 Not my type of music either and I also liked the spoon lady but most people are aware that the European Song contest isn't about the quality of the song at least it isn't now days, it used to be when the UK and Ireland were winning. It's now very much about politics and because of the murderous activity from Russia by an insane leader, killing women and children in the Ukraine. I hope the song contest uses it's polical edge to show support not for the song but for the country. It's a real shame that Russia has been excluded from the contest this year because they would then see the feeling of the rest of Europe over what their so called leader has done to their reputation. The people of Russia, the average Joivanov are not to blaim but they do need to wake up and start wondering why they are being kept in the dark over what their leader is doing, why they can't get on facebook, instagram or Tictok and why there is no free speach news being broadcast. Lets hope they have access to Snotr and get to read this.

I wonder if they are still going 7 years on. I also wonder if they are where the actual raw materials are coming from.

If I were her, I'd keep my hair really short.

It's on May the 10th and I have a sneaky feeling we've just seen the winner.

Kin racket, don't give up your bus driving job

Nine years ago, I can't have been commenting on snotr for NINE years, that's insane. I wonder how long it takes to get in and out of that suit.

Presumably it then sits around for forty days before the beans are ready..lazy.

Imagine going through life that cautious, must be like living in the Ukraine at the moment with all those murdering Russians closing in.

Wonderful to watch again.

Nowdays they don't know they're born do they....but who are they

Water you do, just water you do?

The lady is no Hillbilly, fasinating life story.

4 years on still liking it.

Very impressive, great service

#9 Yeah if you want batman turning up blind as a bat.

Still amazing after all these years.

#6 oh I don't know, when they are stealing your bird seed, their lifespan seems pretty long.

my goodness that was awful

?1 Who Cuntstubble?

What happened next?

#1 Not quite Thunders, we still don't know the title of catbus video

That was sad then lovely.

#1 Me too, I bet it was hot in those things.

Where did presenters go back to before they had studios

I agree with a few of the comments above, mostly the one's where people are thanking God or Jesus, it really pisses me off, there was absolutely no help from a god or a Jesus, it was 100% down to the firefighters and the guy helping himself. It's time that people stopped saying stupid things and looked at the facts, I'm sure it's just habit for most people, but it's time it stopped.

#8 Oh Thunders what are we going to do with you

i would imagine its like getting bitten by a lemur

#1 He should certainly be wearing a hair cover, no question about that. Fasinating to watch all the same, I'm not a lover of Rock which is what it is only called in the UK. I remember when I was young you would buy a stick of the stuff to give to family and friends when you got home, I guess people still do that. I also remember when being given a stick of rock wishing it was chocolate or fudge instead.

That's a metre of snow in two days, amazing.

Very interesting, I can't help finding this guy irritating though.

This was 11 years ago, I've not seen one, but from the comments above they must be out there.

#2 Yes let me know too, if get one of those ask her where she bought it.

Thunders was there any explanation with this video, what the feck it actually is?

Did he have a ticket...

Can someone tell me what I just watched?

The only thing missing was the Mission Impossible music.

The Steep learning curve of life.

I'm guessing this was recorded by a fish.

Did you see how the virtual truck driver checked his watch, worked out that his shift was about to end and fucked off.

Bouncy bouncy

We're about to see the sophisticated opposite of this on the edge of Russia any minute now.

#16 I'm not My question is "Who keeps kicking the fecking tripod"

Come on ADMIN there are video's in your vault

Lucky it's not a Norwegian Blue............

I guess when they want to use the screen wash they have to drink the solution and piss on the window.

#8 12 days ago since we had a new one do you think admin are on holiday? covid? man cold?

Ear we go again

#4 The drone operator certainly was Back to the guy with the bag

Stupid is what stupid does or something along those lines. I'm thinking a gap in the education system of schooling there. There should definitily be a 'Don't ever do any of these really dumb things when you grow up or you might die' lesson and it should be compulsory.

Screw this I'm using nails

No new videos from you for a while then lol

I tried to copy his art style............but all I ended up with was a book.

#4 Well done, I don't know where you find them...

I was waiting for it to spin a web and catch Spider dogs in it init.

#2 Agreed Thunders ...................

That is just something else, I'm guessing he was tapping on the metal work around him and hearing noises from the rescuers, giving him hope for quite a while before they found him.

Still going..............

The Ukraine should be fine, just close the gate.

#4 Did it ruin your day Den?

And to think there are so called musicians living in multy million pound homes with a fraction of his talent. The world is fecked up good and proper.

Now they know why the house prices were so reasonable on that road and yes it did matter that they didn't have garages

The wave is going "I've been waiting for millions of years to rub against that new piece of wall,,uuummmm feels good and I've got more space now"

Just like my lounge at home, everytime I go in something has been moved and I can't find it. One night last year after a breakin everything in the room was stolen and replaced with an exact replica...I couldn't believe it. I said to my partner look everythings an exact replica, what do you think? ...she said Do I know you? Steven Wright 1980's

Wonderful just wonderful. Scale him up and he's a T Rex.

My goodness if I were him I wouldn't want to meet myself in a dark alley at night

#4 It's nice to have any weirdness that I posess appreciated. #5 Would have to a Hennessy XO#6 My skills are constantly being investigated #7 Bit rude but you have a point

I have a dream from time to time that I can jump into the air and by moving my legs in a walking type way I can stay up in the air and by air walking faster I can increase the height I go. It's really weird and so realistic that I have had to try it when I'm awake to make sure I can't really do it, sadly I can't. Got me wondering if maybe life was in fact started on this planet millions of years ago via alien intervertion and the gravity on the planet they came from was much lower than ours and it's somehow comunicated through our DNA, either that or I need to take more water with it.

I still love to see people hurting themselves, really great.

Some nifty idea there.................

Six years on I'm thinking they should have put the wipers on intermittant

I'm guessing he's hired the helicopter and gone with the just one gallon of fuel option.

The dog is like WTF did you see that, crazy bastard, I only came out for a quiet walk in the woods, minding my own business, then wang the fecker knocks me over without a leave or thankyou, Holy Jesues mother Mary and the fecking donkey, I was not expecting that, I mean I don't want to go on, but did you see that, did you get it on camera, thank feck for that, I might need it for the insurance claim, I've definitily got whip lash or dear-lash or something, the fecking trauma I may need traction, take me home right now and offer me food, I'm not saying I will be able to eat it, but it's worth a try, I'm really on edge, I'm still shaking look, fecker! Gonna write to my MP or you might have to, I don't think I could hold a pen, state I'm in, I might need an ECG, have we still got the pet cover, check it out while you pass me a Bonio. I don't wanna come hear Ever again, right, I could have been maimed worse. Fecking Deer!!

In England we have just the one saying "What the feck are you all taking about" we use this statement towards the rest of the world most of the time and we also direct it at almost everyone around us, our neighbours our family and our friends. We believe and know it to be so that everyone around us talks bollocks most of the time and the only voices we should trust are the ones in our head no matter how many of them there are and even if they say things like "Yes these are bad people thay should be in mental hospitals". Then around 10:20 nurse comes around and leads us away from our laptops and the medication starts, first the wet stuff, then the green pills than the table with the tie down belts and those electical attachments and by the afternoon we are allowed back on the computers smiling to ourelves and eating suger from the box with chopsticks. Life iis good, life is orange and those little balls on the screen are really great but should not be available in Norway.

It's still going apparantly hopefully heading towards Putins house.

#2#3 What Yarls talking about, it's very feasible, very feasible indeed. Seldom have I seen anything more feasible than the feasibleness of these here balls.....and I like um

I wonder if thats where they got the idea for lightbulbs.

I might ask my neighbour if I can do that in his field next year.

Did he win?

Great improvements, I wonder what those crash test dummys get paid, not enough what ever it is, they could get really hurt, I bet getting life insurace is a fecking nightmare.

Wow Thunders you have excelled yourself, absolutely brilliant. I've watched it three times already....

I didn't realise that electric eels plugged in

I think this idea had been by-passed hasn't it?

If he kept low to the ground after taking off that would be the kind of flying I wouldn't mind too much, it's when they head skywards and do loops and stuff that I have a problem.

Wow 11 days since this classic was a classic

I had to stop and think what that meant in #4 and it was me that said it This MPD can be a pain sometimes

Now that was funny...........

I couldn't remember my initial comment after watching this video 6 years ago, but in my head I knew what I was going to type. When I looked, I had typed exactly that six years ago, obviously my thoughts have not changed.

So basically if anyone is thinking of going for the record, they need to sink around the Mariana Trench, where they could beat it by nearly two miles, personally I'll leave it.

Think I sat a little too close to the screen as I've just seen my breakfast.....again.

Still crazy after all these years.

I'm thinking six years on we should be getting back to the icecream. My objection which was raised by someone (can't bear to look through those comments again to find him) is the hygine. Is that box he is putting the cones in a waste bin, unlikely as waste means cost. So everytime he plays that game, the cones that you will eventually eat could have been handled by dozens of dirty hands, people who have been to the loo and not washed their hands afterwards, covid, if he's stupid enough to be still doing it, I hope not.!! Also even if he isn't recycling, he is handling each cone that has been touched by a customer and then handling the next. Funny but dangerous.

That is just delightful.

Very nice............................

It looked like a giant space light bulb for a moment there.

I'm completely confused now, this wasn't your home made video was it Thunders?

What are they doing making soup?

So that's how you do it.............

#11 You don't say..................

That was exciting, I like to a couple out walking their dog.

I mean really, what is the point of Russia, hostile weather, hostile government

When my mate tried it, the Amazon delivery guy turned up, very suspicious

That is so cute. unlike the music

#2 That was surprisingly good Thunders. Talk us though how you did it, camera, sound and how long it took you. Have you made previous one's or was this your first. I remember making an animation using a a video 8 camera and plastacine back in the 1980's no idea what happened to it.

I'm guessing the alcohol would have numbed the fractured skulls. If I were Dave and had been paid I would have kept doing.

Well nothing to dislike there, stunning.

Wow mind blown

Thanks to Snotr the beach is no longer a secret, I went last year and counted 876 people on it, so crowded, we couldn't light the BBQ, for fear of setting fire to a snortler.

#2 Yes just tell the van driver where you want it delivering, it's still on the back of his vehicle.

#10 At last an answer, I've been waiting five years for that.

I would have expected at least a "OH FECK" was he asleep?

Thanks Thunders, that was a beautiful video and I love the music, don't suppose there is any information on the original as to what the tune is? Hope you had a lovely Christmas by the way and may I wish you and all the Snotarians a happy, healthy and prosperous New Year. JJ

I've got balls, I've got hurrican balls, the fastest spinning balls in the whole wide world
I've got balls, balls of welded steel, yes balls that I like to feel.
Hurry along and see my hurrican balls they can spin at an alarming rate
hurry along and spin my hurrican balls you can even bring along your mate
I've got balls shiny hurrican balls, you can see your reflection in um
Balls shiny spinning hurrican balls if you listen you can hear um hum.

I tried it 247 times before being thrown out of Primark....

Now that I like very much............

COME ON ADMIN YOU HAVE A PROBEM HERE THAT HAS OCCURED MANY TIMES NOW. LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS IN, THE VIDEO FREEZES AND THE AUDIO CONTINUES. GETTING A BIT SILLY NOW.

It sounded like a recording of a red bellied wood pecker using a revox open reel with dolby B, but I could be mistaken.

#4 Took me three years to come back with "How rude" lol

A Happy Christmas and forthcoming Happy New Year to all and by all I mean the few who comment on Snotr these days and of course to those at head office who keep pumping a bit of snot into this website, keeping it alive. It would be nice to have a few new videos when you have a minute, especially as this one and the last few have been showing as faulty thumbnails for a little while. JJ

My goodness reading how angry I was six years ago, you would hardly believe that I'm now a monk.

Raptor UUUUUUHHHHHGGGG

So the fish was crossing the road, no need to Carp on about it

Still going strong aparantly

#3 Don't be silly Thunders......It was the entire aircraft carrier complete with aircraft. No comments since my last comment 2 years ago, so all I can add is, Imagine the size of the fish tank you would need.

Well that's a new one on me. I'm guessing the turtle is dead now as it was 14 years ago and I bet Ariana is around 20 and a well rounded very attractive woman.

Surely a pully system world be easiler

The film is a bit one sided, had it been MGM it would end with the malaria getting killed off.

Jesus if my partner dressed like that now, the film would be over before we got there.

If the van said bus on the side no one would complain.

#30 Nor me..........................

Anyone thought of putting a "Slow down dangerous bend ahead" sign up..?

#14 20 minutes! What are you part time?

Where do these video's come from lol

Do we know what the problem was?

Textbook finish, but I still think I would have moved that van, and you would have thought after all those versions of it coming down, there would have been one showing it in reverse.

Fasinating stuff.

Staggering upper body strength, I also didn't clock the wheelchair until the end.

Surely if it's safe to leave his bike on the road while he does this, it's safe enough to park his car on the road outside his house.

Is this something to do with Snotr's server, it seems very odd that the audio carries on while the video freezes, it has happened on serveral video's of late, interesting audio though. If they can do this for trucks, why not cars and does there actually need to be physical contact with the power cable, for the charge to be received?

Beautiful girl, what's with all the blank bits in the video though, looks like someone left the lens cap on, or did the lens freeze? I guess the rest of us shouldn't complain when it gets a little cold out.

57 has had a hard life. Very interesting video, to think that each age is just the time the Earth has revolved around our Sun, the ageing process is relentless, no matter what you have and what you own, you are still subject to this same process and for most well before 100 you will be over. The rich and famous are over just the same as the poor and unknown.

Not sure she actually got across any quicker than she would have done anyway, but good PR.

Yep very realistic sound, through him another fish.

Wow and it didn't catch on, what a surprise

Uum Just need ten fans and two pieces of net curtain to give it a go. Thank goodness Amazon takes things back.

As a humanitarian I hope the watch thief is dead now.

#2 Just rereading your post from two years ago Thunders and it's very depressive. It's an awful system in the USA, so basically you work with no more than two weeks off years after year until you retire and then die. No wonder everyone is desperate to become a pop star who lets face it do feck all most of the time. If I lived in the USA I would leave promptly.

Yes I think it's fair to say that the last batch of videos were a little disapointing admin, could we have some more?

I guess the real question is what is it trying to achieve. It looks to be some frozen food source of some kind. I think the crowboarding is incidental unless it's hopeing it will brake it on the way down, making it easier to eat.

Well I wouldn't put on more than a quid each way.

Notice how the fish just completely ignore it no freaking out not like our lot when it happens on land, just because their houses have blown away, think like a fish.

The life of a chiken is cheap.

Is there a problem Admin??

Ferrari board meeting ......"Right unless you are going to tell me we're faster than a cheetah this meeting is over....again!!.

Still doing it on my screen

I've now lost all respect for human jugglers

Historic moments....................one day this will happen in North Korea.

Still don't know what is going on, was it intentional or not?

Big Fat Pumpkin

Now that was good

Ok there is either something wrong with my laptop, the video or Snotr as this is doing exactly what the next video is doing, the picture freezes after a few seconds but the music continutes and I don't know what this video is about? Oh and then it starts again 13 seconds from the end

Ok Thunders, what were you actually thinking here. The video freezes about two minutes in and the dialog continues in a language I'm thinking is not understood by most people on Snotr.

And where there is one, many more are to follow.

#2 More to the point, the camera travelled all that distance and when it got back the girl was still laying on the grass...LAZY!!

New paint job I'm thinking.............the fence I mean, the car is fecked.

Nobody click on the link from 'GEOMETRADASH as usual it is a piece of CRAP. Perhaps admin would like to remove it??

#1 I was wondering if doing this gives you upper back or neck pain. They look like flying duvets

I wonder if he's had his fish this morning already?

Makes you think...she must have gone to Specsavers.

He just loves to hate water.

I'd like to see the skateboards without the riders

The other morning a bird landed on my window ledge wearing a little badge that read "I ain't flying nowhere!!" I opened the window and said "What's up buddy?" He said "I'm sick of this, winter here, summer there, winter here, summer there, I don't know who thought this up but it definitely wasn't a bird" I said "Come on in, I'm just doing breakfast, want some eggs?...sorry " Steven wright 1970 something...

Sometimes life just aligns itself perfectly for you...but most of the time you hit the first car.

I sware I was pulling with them as the moose cleared the water. I know that would have been incredibly heavy, but I wished they had moved it a little further away from the hole.

We share the same biology
regardless of ideology
what might save us me and you
is if the russians love their Mooses too.

Sting 1985 modified.

Quite an atmosphere

#9 Yes there are a number of them in that fiece of film.

Well I'm lost for wo

Anybody notice that the mask changed three times during the dance?

#1 Yes they generally have an attitude, perhaps this goose is kept on its own?

Not as good as when he used to electrocute himself all the time, but still very entertaining and interesting.

#1 It's a shame there wasn't a lol at the end of your comment but I'll leave it.

This guy is inspirational that's all I've got to say about from Wow.

#2 #3 Most definitely Monty Python google Python the Black Knight. Snotr froze when I pressed send and it printed it twice

"None shall Pass"
"What"
"None shall Pass"
"I have no quarrel with you good sir knight, but I must cross this bridge"
"Then you shall die"
"I command you as king of the Britains to stand aside"
"I move for no man"
"So be it"
Bit of fighting ending with arm being chopped off
" Now stand aside worthy adversary"
"Tis but a scratch"
"A scratch!! your arms off"
"No it isn't"
"Well what's that then? pointing at the arm on the floor
Looking at the arm on the floor "I've had worse"
"You liar"
"Come on you pansy"
Bit more fighting ending with ather arm being chopped off.
"Victory is mine..We thank thee lord that in your merc.."
Bit of kicking in the head.
"Come on then"
"What?"
"Hi chew"
"You are indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine"
"Oou had enough hey"
"Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left"
"Yes I have"
"Look"
"Just a flesh wound" kicks him in the ass
"Look stop that"
"Chicken..CHicken"
"Look I'll have your leg...Right!!" chops one of his legs off
"Right !! I'll do you for that"
"You'll what!!"
"Come here"
"What are you gonna do, bleed on me?"
"I'm invincible"
"you're a luney!"
"The black knight always triumphs Herichchu, come on then"
Chops his last limb off..looks around at his armless and legless body.
"Alright! We'll call it a draw"
"Come patsy"
"Oh oh I see, running away eh, you yellow barstard come back here and take whats coming to you, I'll bite yer legs off"

"None shall Pass"
"What"
"None shall Pass"
"I have no quarrel with you good sir knight, but I must cross this bridge"
"Then you shall die"
"I command you as king of the Britains to stand aside"
"I move for no man"
"So be it"
Bit of fighting ending with arm being chopped off
" Now stand aside worthy adversary"
"Tis but a scratch"
"A scratch!! your arms off"
"No it isn't"
"Well what's that then? pointing at the arm on the floor
Looking at the arm on the floor "I've had worse"
"You liar"
"Come on you pansy"
Bit more fighting ending with ather arm being chopped off.
"Victory is mine..We thank thee lord that in your merc.."
Bit of kicking in the head.
"Come on then"
"What?"
"Hi chew"
"You are indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine"
"Oou had enough hey"
"Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left"
"Yes I have"
"Look"
"Just a flesh wound" kicks him in the ass
"Look stop that"
"Chicken..CHicken"
"Look I'll have your leg...Right!!" chops one of his legs off
"Right !! I'll do you for that"
"You'll what!!"
"Come here"
"What are you gonna do, bleed on me?"
"I'm invincible"
"you're a luney!"
"The black knight always triumphs Herichchu, come on then"
Chops his last limb off..looks around at his armless and legless body.
"Alright! We'll call it a draw"
"Come patsy"
"Oh oh I see, running away eh, you yellow barstard come back here and take whats coming to you, I'll bite yer legs off"

Devastation...it would have been nice to see the source though.

I don't care what the law says, if I ran a jewellery store I would take up clay pigeon shooting and keep a loaded shotgun behind the counter.

When you watch something like this and see the emothion that these incrdible animals feel, it makes it so much more important that we condem cruilty to any animals and we must ridicule and shame the backward culture of any country that trade in ivory for what ever reason and we must shame and run out of town any individuel that shoot these great creatures in the name of sport.. If these people have businesses they should be boycotted and the countries that still allow trade in Ivory should be ostracised by the countries that don't, until they grow up.

32 days Snotr admin, come on now, about time we had a barrarge of new videos, you must have some in the queue.

Still quite a talent, I'd hate to think what it would look like if I tried that.

What licence did he finally get, his cutting down trees and scareing the shit out of the locals licence?.

That must be a lot easier than it looks.

When you can't think of anything to say, just copy what you said six years earlier...unless it was 'I do'

A rolling bear gathers lots of moss and many tourists. I think she's trying to recreate that post dentist screen from the film 10 with Dudley Moore & Bo Diddley, where Arthur, having just come back from the dentist see's a jazz musician through his telescope having more fun than he is having on that Jet-copter and swings the laser arm of the floating telescope around in a furious manner hitting himself hard between the legs and causing himself to trip over the balcony of the third floor of that hotel where the Mexicans were playing really loud the night before, and while still holding on to the suitcase he flys by making fast walking steps in the air like I do and rolls down the hill is a bear suit then someone shouts "Throw shorty from the train" with all those heads in a bag and the big gay fellow say's "Hi'll be back" and off he goes somewhere, can't remember where, but that cartoon Deer that gets orphaned at the beginning of the film before the squirrel called nutter or something skated across the ice, ran off with the little guy with the extending neck and said "OHM" (he was from the electricity company I think) but he still took off in a rainbow of lights and was shot down by Darf faders the local ghost hunter..that one you know. nuts

I'm still wondering why I got five down votes for my washing powder ad six years ago lol, must have touched a nerve with at least five anti washing powder protesters.

he'll be a teenager now, shit how time flies

My feeling is, just because you can do something doesn't nessasaily mean you should.

We're doomed Mr Mannering Doomed

Mad as a fish

I wanna know how they got that tile to replace itself 11 years ago.

Gonna need a bigger stick. He was halfway there when he decided to grab it's horns, he should have left the bike and rode the ram home, suuwee suuwee here pig pig pig. Or
This little piggy made him park it
This little piggy piggy made him moan
This little piggy got a new bike
This little piggy had plenty of fuel
and this little piggy rode it all the way home.

Still cracking nuts.................

Thenkfully we don't get enough snow to require a set of those, oh I hope that wasn't the kiss of death snow.

Definitily an Hungarian Vizsla, beautiful dog they make great pets and love their walks.

If Leo had been born a few hundred years later, we would all be living to 200, we would have landed on the moon in the 1800s and be living on Mars by now.

That really sucks

I agree, I look upon Snotr as a kind of filter, somehow the few good video's out there get through, mostly by your good self these days. It's quite rare for me to come across any in the real world, otherwise I'd be posting more.

My health service days are long behind me now, like yourself I both loved it and hated it but mostly loved it and the people I worked with, that is key to any occupation. Get a moron in the team and most teams have at least one and not only does become more difficult it also become unpleasant. I reached the age where I wouldn't stand for that any more and made my third and probably last career change, I now work for myself. I think we are of a similar age, you might be slightly older than me, but not by much. The official retirement age in the UK is 65, I see in the states it's 67 for full pension. So if that applies to you we both have around three years before retirement in our respective countries lol. (unless you are taking it early of course).

It's different for me now as I don't need to retire from my self employment, I will probably do less of it, assuming I don't die in the mean time of course lol. JJ

If you watch the video from the beginning, that was probably the same guy limping in with an ingrowing toenail at the beginning and later after being treated he left the hospital half dead, probably with sepsis at the rear on a stretcher, realised he'd left his mobile behind, so they bought him back in the front and dropped him off the trolley, the final piece of the video which we didn't see was him being wheeled out in a coffin. Never go to that hospital..

#4 Yes you seem to be keeping the site stocked up Thunders well done. Certainly not the site it used to be though is it. Are you still working in the health service? JJ

The Raven
BY EDGAR ALLAN POE
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more.”

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December;
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost Lenore—
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore—
Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me—filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
“’Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door—
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;—
This it is and nothing more.”

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
“Sir,” said I, “or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;—
Darkness there and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, “Lenore?”
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, “Lenore!”—
Merely this and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
“Surely,” said I, “surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore—
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;—
’Tis the wind and nothing more!”

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately Raven of the saintly days of yore;
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door—
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door—
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

nevermore!