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2. Judge-Jake commented 255 days ago on video Woodturning a Two-Part Vase 550 viewsJan 23, 2022 14 DISLIKE SHARE SAVE
I thought this was going to go the otherway up.
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3. Judge-Jake commented 282 days ago on video Rough sea
Where did those seven years go?
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4. Judge-Jake commented 301 days ago on video A Brazilian Family With Twelve Fingers
High 6 anyone?
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5. Judge-Jake commented 301 days ago on video AtmosFear freefall tower at Liseberg Gothenburg in Sweden
Neurological I would think. 
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6. Judge-Jake commented 301 days ago on video I Can't Taste Anything
Neurological I would think.
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7. Judge-Jake commented 320 days ago on video Huge jellyfish
I don't think I would like to meet one in person, but it looks amazing, it certainly doesn't make me think dinner. 
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8. Judge-Jake commented 321 days ago on video How Lice Turn Your Hair Into Their Jungle Gym
Creepy little feckers...............
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9. Judge-Jake commented 321 days ago on video The 5 Most Dangerous Pistols on the Planet
Interesting.very interesting 
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10. Judge-Jake commented 337 days ago on video Thousands Of Ducklings Rush To Take Their First Swim
Are they going for their first swim, or their first float and paddle?
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11. Judge-Jake commented 339 days ago on video Muhammad Ali 1974
Great to see this again.
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12. Judge-Jake commented 340 days ago on video Crazy amount of Sea lions on dock.
#13 we needed to work on our timing though, as I recall you were a few hours late with the second verse and the Chorus hasn't happened at all yet and that was six years ago
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13. Judge-Jake commented 351 days ago on video Lightning Hits The Sea - Bay Of Kotor, Montenegro
I wonder what area around that strike would have been deadly, if say you were swimming
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14. Judge-Jake commented 351 days ago on video Group of Birds Abandon Tree
What a sight, just wonderful.
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15. Judge-Jake commented 355 days ago on video Margaret Thatcher Climbs Over A House
Wow that was really shit wasn't it.
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16. Judge-Jake commented 355 days ago on video Ancient Encounters: 1561 German UFO Battle
If it was Aliens it might explain why they havent bothered to come back 1561 wasn't the height of sophistication in Humanity. More likely they were all pissed.
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17. Judge-Jake commented 356 days ago on video Feisty Snake Slithers into Internet Cafe
I'm wondering if any of them have gone back in yet?
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18. Judge-Jake commented 357 days ago on video Amazing cup trick
Why have I never seen this trick before
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19. Judge-Jake commented 357 days ago on video Amazing cup trick
Why have I never seen this trick before
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20. Judge-Jake commented 359 days ago on video 1087 Days in Just 15 Minutes - Growing Plant Time Lapse COMPILATION
That absolutely was interesting as FCT thanks Thunders xx
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21. Judge-Jake commented 359 days ago on video Can Titanic stand on its own tip? (3D simulation)
That will be a no then.
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22. Judge-Jake commented 359 days ago on video 2019 Tasmanian Tiger Photo
Well, I'd also love it to be real, fingers crossed. 
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23. Judge-Jake commented 359 days ago on video Bullet Proof Glass
I'm wondering what would happen if a second bullet hit the same spot?
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24. Judge-Jake commented 361 days ago on video The Box
Now that was amazing.................
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25. Judge-Jake commented 362 days ago on video Chickadees
Love the video, hate the music, don't know anything about these birds. Just reminds me of the actor W C Fields.
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26. Judge-Jake commented 362 days ago on video Colored balls elevator. Particle fluid. Music. Molecular Script. Video 4K
Can't believe I actually watched that to the end lol.
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27. Judge-Jake commented 364 days ago on video Somewhere in Africa ...
Lets just hope he was taking it to be scrapped, because that's someones livelyhood potentially gone there. Maybe they should have tried pulling it from the back.
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28. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Pandas using a slide
Still lovely to watch.
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29. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Son, wait here!
Looks like NIKE has branched out. 
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30. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Squirrel Steals a camera and Ends Up Filming Like an Expert
I'm thinking he glued nuts all over the camera, to have it stolen by a squirel. 
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31. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Young Hippo Tries to Play With Crocodile
When I grow up I'm going to identify as a crocodile
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32. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Birds & Squirrel Sharing Seeds
I think sharing is a big leap, they are not exactly spending any time together are they
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33. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Curiosity Mars Rover Snaps 1.8 Billion-Pixel Panorama (narrated video)
Just think of all the morons and idiots you could get away from, moving to Mars. All the paeodophiles, rapists, murderers, muggers, drug dealers and Donald Trump.
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34. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Charlie and the Seal
What a moment, a real priveledge
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35. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Busted! Two women caught stealing a canopy on the beach, then attack!
Well I hope this video has been shared all over the town where those two live, scum bags. Don't leave your doors unlocked neighbours
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36. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Grizzly Bear Devours Trainer
If you want to reproduce this stunt, just keep feeding the bear children until he starts leaving bits, then you know he's full, then go for the cuddle BUT if he burbs or farts, get the hell outta there.
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37. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Computer Generated Water Shows How Far Animation Has Come
When it gets really good you will need a towel after you have watched it, until that day I won't be satisfied.
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38. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Team of µTug Microrobots Pulls a Car (Snotr Category Week)
Are you sure there wasn't someone at the back pushing, Harvard?
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39. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Stop Motion Cooking/Tuna
Ok we'll wait with baited breathes
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40. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Chameleon Changing Color
Imagine if chameleon's drove taxis, everytime they came to a junction you would be going "Oh come on it's clear, go just go, jesus".
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41. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Kite Fail
Well he might have believed he could fly, but gravity soon put him right.
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42. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Kite Fail
Well he might have believed he could fly, but gravity soon put him right.
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43. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Morons and motors, they dont match
I think these were identical twins, the one that's still alive was waiting behind the fence, insurance scam.
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44. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Dropping a Douglas Fir
All the money saved in having to do repairs on the shed roof was spent repairs the wooden pathway. Love the song
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45. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Break down styrofoam in days instead of hundreds of years
Amazing results there. My worry is what happens when they turn into those beetles. 
***Just came back to this video in 2023 ie 5 years later by selecting random video and my comment is still the only one on this page, yet I have seen 'Classic videos of the day' repeated previously in less than a month. Very funny system. Guess there is no point in asking if anyone has heard whether these super worms are being used for the purpose suggested?
***Just came back to this video in 2023 ie 5 years later by selecting random video and my comment is still the only one on this page, yet I have seen 'Classic videos of the day' repeated previously in less than a month. Very funny system. Guess there is no point in asking if anyone has heard whether these super worms are being used for the purpose suggested?
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46. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Carrie in the Coffee Shop
The video was lacking somewhat, especially the reveal at the end, you know the one, where the team run about two miles up the road, bringing back the terrified men to show them it was just a prank.
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47. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Japan taps into recycled phones for Olympic medals
The way they are going through them, suggests that some of them have more precious metals in them than others. I wonder how many of those those phones are not recycled at all?
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48. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video The Homeless Addiction
Well nine years on I wonder what those people are doing, are they still alive even?
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49. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video James Young Scores for the Wrong Team
Did his team still win?
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50. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Stop Motion Cooking/Tuna
#2 Yes I'm getting a little bored of seeing Lego Tuna now and my boredom threshold is quite high.
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51. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Super Fast Cameras (1 trillion FPS)
Seven years later I'm guessing they can achieve 7 Trillion FPS
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52. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Horse evasion fail
I wonder if its done it before
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53. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video This is What Happens When Two Bamboo Trains Meet on the Bamboo Railway
Looks like a fun ride, I wonder if they meet any wildlife enroute. 
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54. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Dog rescue in a Swiss lake
#31 There has certainly been worse ones
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55. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video A Trucker's Life - Icy Edition
This seems like more than 3 years ago.
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56. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Pizza delivery fail!
I mean apart from producing this video, what was the fecking point
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57. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Fail compilation
Elastoplast city....................
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58. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Buggy fail
Nice Bush...............
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59. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Showing off does not pay
Novel way of stealing a catalytic converter
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60. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video How To Extract Your Own DNA
Repeat this many times until all your DNA is used up, then go commit the crime, but wear gloves.
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61. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Lorenz Machine
Obviously still secret after one minute and 33 seconds, they should have talked quicker.
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62. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Istanbul: Security cam records flood
It is so sad the damage caused by floods.
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63. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video World's Greatest Jumping Dog
Impressive..........................
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64. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video World's Greatest Jumping Dog
Impressive..........................
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65. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Tron-ish dance
Very impressive, some of the moves I couldn't workout how they were done.
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66. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video School Bus in Classroom
"Okay thanks everyone, the inquiry is now over and we agree the driver was probably to blame, your compensations will be in the post"
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67. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video He built a machine that can play the piano
I missed this a few days ago, I wonder if he took all the internal parts from a keyboard that already does that lol.
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68. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Flying Scotsman
Looks like the loco won
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69. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Surviving an alien attack
15 years ago, I wasn't even on here 15 years ago 
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70. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video BEV BUCKLE The Beer Buckle Holds A Bottle Or Can Hands Free
five years old that posting, why haven't I seen them in the shops.
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71. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video 5 inch in pin pulled from face
Now they just need to remove the bolts from his neck.
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72. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video SpaceX tries out its new SuperDraco rocket engine
Do you know I'm speechless. 
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73. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Guy builds his own submarine …from a kayak
I wonder what he's doing now
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74. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Honduras: MSC Armonia Cruise Ship Crashes Into Dock in Roatan
They need to find a way of making those things stop quicker lol.
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75. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Ninety Year Old 35MM Film Core
Looks like a scene from a Chaplin movie, I was hoping to see a little more than just one still.
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76. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Enormous snow castle part of annual Yellowknife festival |
As luck would have it its just started snowing here, now where did I put my saw.
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77. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Stop Motion Cooking/Tuna
That was amazing to watch
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78. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video The Ukrainian military has some of the best recruiting adds I’ve ever seen
And here we are one year into an illegal war started by Putin, thousands dead on both sides but in the Ukraine a lot of those thousands are women and children on the Russian side just soldiers. Russia you should be ashamed of yourselves, how could you be so blind to the lies you are being told by your government. Wake up and smell the flowers, maybe you would feel differently if you were losing your women and children.
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79. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video cats versus dogs part II
#9 No contest, the cat would lose big time.
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80. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Confusing Freekick
Well I guess it worked lol
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81. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video If they'll find it ... they'll play with it ...
Still a great advert.
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82. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video People Vr's Nature fails
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83. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video T cell of the immune system attacking a cancer cell
I'm voting for T cells at the next election.
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84. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Human slingshot
I'm not sure that would be passed by the Health and Safety Executive
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85. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Vets Save Lioness Mauled by Buffalo
That was a really nasty wound, I can only imagine how painful that must have been. We all know that had the tables have been turned the buffalo would have been a skeleton by then, but that's nature. That treatment levels the playing field again, the buffalo likely walked away and so did the lion...until next time. We have to remember that the balance of nature is so critical, the lion will likely be that little bit slower after that operation, meaning it will need the help of the rest of the group in future kills. I think it's wonderful what the vets did.
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86. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Horse like zipper
Nothing worse than an indecisive horse.
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87. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Animatronic Door
I was going to say it would reduce burgleries but actually it would increase burgleries........ of front doors
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88. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Geese jogging down the road
This way to the Boxing day sales
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89. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video How It's Actually Made - Hot Dogs
#1#2#3#4 They take a septic cow with mad cow disease and bovine hepatitis and cut it up into little circular discs, add a bit of pigs piss and some flem along with the skin flakeings from corns removed from old people in a old peoples homes and grill gently under the hot arse of a sex worker. Enjoy
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90. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video This RAVEN knows EXACTLY whats it doing
Nevermore.................
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91. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video New ambulance
All sounds Dutch to me (nobody outside of the UK will get that statement I'm sure)
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92. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video You just can't fix stupid
Stupid people video's are much better value these days, you normally get about 50 for the same free... I wonder if that is because we have moire stupid people these days or just more cameras? 
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93. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Being smart in Russia
If that's smart I would hate to meet a stupid one.
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94. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Cruise ship
That would be the very last cruise I even went on
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95. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Golf Ball Hitting Steel
Back in the late 1960's when I was a kid I lived near a golf course. A mate of mine and I used to go searching for lost golf balls and would sell them back to golfers at a fraction of the price of a new one. When we were really short of money, we would collect the odd still moving one's lol and run like feck. Some of the one's we found were damaged and worthless. I remember peeling off the white plastic covers, exposing as mentioned above tightly would elastic, it was one continuous piece about a mm wide, sometimes if you cut it with a knife it would take off like a firework the elastic firing off the ball in all directions. But the best part and this was not the case with all the balls, was that in the centre of the ball was a small squishy rubber ball, maybe half the size of a squash ball. Inside this ball was a white liquid substance, like Tippex and if you carefully made a small hole in the ball and either squeezed it or threw it against a wall, it would shoot out like a white water pistol and it would stain the wall big time. Few kids knew about this phenomenon and I remember taking one to school once and without giving away ownership, dropped it in the middle of the playground of course as boys do it was quickly spotted and adopted as a tiny football and several of them were chasing it around the playground, like they would a tennis ball. I kept my distance, knowing what would inevitably happen. Sure enough eventually one of them stamped on it and whoosh, white ink fired out, staining several legs and short trousers and producing a streak across the playground wall. I'm pretty it was still there when I left the school a year later. No one ever knew who bought the thing in and no one knew that it originally came from the inside of a golf ball.
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96. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Eruption of Mount Popocatepetl, Mexico 's International Airport Closed
#4 Are you still waiting?
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97. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video More gymnastics by Paul Hunt
He's got balls
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98. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Manager Scores Wonder Goal from 40 yards
I could have done that accidentally
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99. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Tempest Freerunning Academy
Is there an accident version?
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100. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video This is one happy fox
Very dog like behaviour, gorgeous creature
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101. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Army Lynx Helicopter Doing Back Flips
My breakfast would have been all over the cockpit, but very impressive flying there.
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102. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Alton Brown - A daring way to open a Champagne Bottle
He must be at leat 8 years older by now.
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103. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Military helmet saves you when you crash!
It could be a ghost car
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104. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Why competitors open stores next to eachother
That's all very well until a 3rd ice cream seller comes along and sets up a quarter of the way up the beach on your side, now you are sharing half your half with the newbie.
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105. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video The Ship That Flew: USS Plainview
Interesting concept
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106. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Russian wakeboarding and surfing
Should have left the knob on.
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107. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Police vs Mud vs Wizard
It';s tanks they need, no wonder they didn't want to give any away.
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108. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Funny UK Moments and People
Reverse, reverse reverse reverse
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109. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Testing Out The New R/C Copter
So what do you think, not bad for a first go or what
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110. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Ultimate Parking Fails
I'm an excellent driver
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111. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Russian "tow" service
Surely even in Russia that must be illegal
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112. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Stray dog runs to Tibet with Chinese cyclists
I wonder if the little fella is still alive, hope so.
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113. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Red Hot Nickel Ball In Water
Somehow ten years on it's not that exciting anymore. 
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114. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Comedian Leaves Oxford Union SPEECHLESS
Some very good points, well put.
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115. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Goats in a tree
I guess it could be a goat creche, I wonder which one is the nanny
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116. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Bird Joins the Band
A lovely thing to happen in the middle of a gig.
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117. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video The best rally onboards moments - part 1
I don't know how the navigator manages to read from his crib sheet without throwing up, I get queezy if I'm a passenger reading a text.
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118. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Meteor explosion Milky Way Time Lapse
I feel I was treated very harshly eight years ago, but I'm nearly over it.
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119. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Building Demolition
I haven't got time for conspiracy theorests they should just share their views with other idiots life the flat earthers and creationists and leave the rest of the planet to live in the real ball shaped world.
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120. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video How to save yourself if you're choking!
I guess if it doesn't work, you are in a very helpful dead position. I'm very surprised this isn't been bought (excuse the pun) in Resuscitation classes, I went to one just before Christmas and never thought to ask what you might do if you were choking and on your own.
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121. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video How to save yourself if you're choking!
I guess if it doesn't work, you are in a very helpful dead position. I'm very surprised this isn't been bought up (excuse the pun) in Resuscitation classes, I went to one just before Christmas and never thought to ask what you might do if you were choking and on your own.
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122. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video The best rally onboards moments - Part 2
I don't know how the navigators are able to read from those pads without throwing up. 
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123. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Amish house move
Well that's one way of shifting it, another would have been to build it where it was going to be unless it was previously being used in the other place.
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124. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Digby learns about grass
Just replayed this after six years and no it didn't teach him.
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125. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Grizzly Bear rolling down a hill at Denali National Park.
One year on and nothing happened.
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126. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video An unusual crash for two race bikes
Accidents happen, don't know why the guy is flapping his arms about, you are still alive, there will be another race, just try and not hit a bike without a rider on it next time.
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127. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video World’s MOST Unusual Cars EVER made, Found In One Warehouse | Barn Find Hunter
Very interesting thanks.
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128. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video The mysterious isochronous curve
I'm guessing this was made back in the day, before they could explain why this is happening, only that it does it lol
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129. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Dutch Driver tries to jump drawbridge - and fails
Hesitation was the issue, had he have put his foot down and crossed his fingers and toes, he would probably have made it.
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130. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Penny | The Wish
The bloody video vision stopped half way through, I'm guessing the boy had died before any of those things could have happened, could someone translate the end? Forget that I found it elsewhere, it's about the loss of youth during Covid. The boy didn't die.
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131. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Rang-tan - The television ad barred from UK TV broadcast after it was deemed too political.
That advert should not have been removed, bad bad Clearcast 
I wonder if Dawn French still got paid.
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132. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Pick a card
That ended a bit abruptly
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133. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Self-Driving Road Train
If the lorry speeds, everyone behind gets a speeding ticket.
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134. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Animated Short Film: "Spring"
I'd still like to live in that place.
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135. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Closer look
12 years on and he's be in court. Guess he's lucky none of them pizzed themselves laughing
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136. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Happy New Year Snotr!!!
Yes hope everyone had a Happy Christmas and goes on to have a Great 2023.
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137. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video British entrepreneur invents, builds and files patent for Iron Man-like flight suit
I've had dreams where I can do that without the suit, so realistic I've had to try the technique when awake, sadly only to find it doesn't work, just another of lifes disapointments
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138. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video When Elevators Fail-A Compilation of Broken And Messed Up Elevators (And Other Fails)
Well that's 11 minutes and 9 seconds I wouldn't have got back if I hadn't only watch the first five.
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139. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Bourbon Warehouse Collapses in Kentucky
#11 Yeah what happened to her?
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140. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Destroying 28 Lego Mechanisms
Excellent video thanks Geekster
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141. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video This Plane Could Even Land Itself: Why Did The L-1011 Fail?
Seems a shame it didn't take off
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142. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video What Does the Moon Landing Site Look Like Today?
I wonder when we go back to the moon, if the same area will be visited again.
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143. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video What Does the Moon Landing Site Look Like Today?
I wonder when we go back to the moon, if the same area will be visited again.
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144. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Why Do Parrots Parrot? Do They Know What They're Saying?
Polish it behind the door.
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145. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Be kind to your local nazi
Yes thats about reich.
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146. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Proper busking
Brassick.
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147. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video The Secret to the Stickiness of Frog Spit
Still find this guy irritating, don't know why, it's probably not his fault.
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148. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video This Insane Helicopter Was The Largest Ever Built: The Mil V-12 Story
Not a job for life then.
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149. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video This Insane Helicopter Was The Largest Ever Built: The Mil V-12 Story
Not a job for life then.
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150. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Double the Pain! Collateral Accidents and Group Fails | FailArmy
What a wonderful piece of film from 1906. Makes you wonder, if you were living then, what level of life would you be experiancing, would you own a car, a horse and cart, a bicycle would you be walking everywhere, would you be the one selling newspapers, what would you achieve in that climate. Wouldn't it be amazing to spend a day with anyone in that piece of film.
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151. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Rufford Ford DEEP FLOOD | part 137
Uum I don't know how I feel about that. On one hand the driver made the decision each time, but on the otherhand those watching were getting pleasure from an expensive mistake by the poor drivers. Clearly some cars were designed to cope, others it was very obvious that they were not. The ones that were ok were the bigger more expensive cars the ones that would not were likely owned by people with with less money to lose, morally they should have stopped them, I would have.
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152. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Concorde's Overture. Will We Have a New Supersonic Jet Soon? - Boom SuperSonic
Exiting times ahead me thinks.
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153. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video How To EASILY Solder Wires Without A Soldering Iron!
#6 Took me three years to say it but 'Thank You'
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154. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video How NASA’s New Spacesuit Could Stall the 2024 Artemis Moon Landings.
The old suits worked just fine, the new ones are going to be much more expensive and probably won't be ready in time. UUM I have a suggestion.
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155. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video A Plane Without Wings: The Story of The C.450 Coléoptère
I do wonder when they come up with these weird designs, why they don't make a scaled down version first, if they can't get that to fly, chances are they aren't going to get the big one to either.
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156. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video How The US Accidentally Dropped Nukes On Itself And Its Allies
Wow I didn't know any of that. I guess we now know why they named New York twice, once might not have been enough.
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157. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video How Long Could You Survive in a Black Hole?
Headache started around 7 minutes in by 10 min decided whats the point.
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158. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video How Long Could You Survive in a Black Hole?
Headache started around 7 minutes in by 10 min decided whats the point.
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159. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video 11/1/2022 Falcon Heavy Booster landing
Bang Bang.............
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160. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video The UNO
2022 all seems a little quiet, is the guy working for Apple now?
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161. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Idiots On Bikes | Hilarious Cyclist Fails Compilation
Stick to four wheels or two legs.
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162. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video How Do We Keep Warm at -71°C (-95°F)? House Tour | Yakutia
We don't know we are born do we, hard life.
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163. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video You Wouldn’t Want To Fly On The First Soviet Jetliner
Great video, never heard the 104 before
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164. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video The biggest asshole in the world
#7 Yes Donald Trump got it, but the Asshole rejected him.
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165. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video What If We Turned On Voyager 1’s Camera?
Good old Voyager 1.
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166. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video 10 Amazing Optical Illusions
The brain is a funny thing, before I looked at my comment of seven years ago, I thought of exactly the same comment, I guess I'm Mr consistent.
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167. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video The Sad Story of Apple's Third Co-Founder
What is especially sad about this story, is that neither Jobs nor Wozniac to the best of my knowledge helped this guy out, later in life.
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168. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Drunk Woman Breaks Police Car Windshield with Bare Feet
The cop is thinking, shit, now I've got to explain why I put her in the front and wasn't watching her properly.
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169. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Google Just Put an A.I. Brain in a Robot
Very interesting, thanks Geekster
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170. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Aircraft Crashes and Close Calls
I don't think people should be allowed to fly helicopters, auto pilot or nothing.
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171. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video C'mon son, let me show you
He looked quite pleased with himself, I'm thinking that was his best attempt to date, good job they lined it up for him though or it could have been a total disaster.
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172. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video People Who Tried, But Failed | Funny Fails Compilation
#1 Well that's not strictly true is it, every animal that you saw get hurt got hurt and there were quite a number of them.
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173. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Smoke Grenade FAIL
That should clear his verrucas.
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174. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Top Gear - Funniest Moments from Series 13
#1 Was there one when Clarkson didn't say anything? That would have been my favourite.
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175. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Apple's Mysterious Third Co-Founder
This says everything about the two guys that were left. Had I have been one of them, I would have slipped him a few million.
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176. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Idiots Driving Fast AND CRASHES 2022
A lot of stupidity there..........
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177. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video AA Battery Mass Production Process. Korea Largest Dry Cell Batteries Plant
I have four observations
1) Imagine how disapointed the batteries must feel when they get a Bexel lable and not a Duracell.
2) I wonder how many of those lucky barstards end up in vibrators.
3) One way of helping the planet, would be to ban producion of crap batteries, just allow high power ones.
4) Imagine the size of the pin you would have to drop to hear it in that factory.
1) Imagine how disapointed the batteries must feel when they get a Bexel lable and not a Duracell.
2) I wonder how many of those lucky barstards end up in vibrators.
3) One way of helping the planet, would be to ban producion of crap batteries, just allow high power ones.
4) Imagine the size of the pin you would have to drop to hear it in that factory.
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178. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video 400MPH Pool Break with a Cannon at 80,000FPS - The Slow Mo Guys
Goodness gracious................
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179. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Jim Carrey On How Rich People Laugh | Letterman
And now he has a beard
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180. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Annoyed Dog Followed Everywhere by Baby Ducks
I wonder how it ended?
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181. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Hebo Machines
I'm sure you could enploy an actual blacksmith for a fair amount of time for the cost of one of those machines, not to mention the maintenance.
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182. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Hardest-to-Obtain Item in MythBusters History
Never watched his series???
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183. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video A Millennial Job Interview
I loved this five years ago and I still do.
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184. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Butterfly Takeoff At 2,000 Frames Per Second
I would like to see the next two frames when the guy gets punched in the face.
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185. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video 3 wishes joke
She said "Guys I think I've fucked up". I wanna see the video of when she heard the joke
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186. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video How One Camera Changed NASA and How We Saw the World
#1 .......................
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187. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Walking the dog in Italy
The guy needs to get a dog litter tray
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188. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Spearfishing Big Fish Steals The Catch
Can't think of any better than #13
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189. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Saturn V
#24 I was just going to make referance that spaceX took several tries to get their's to land standing up lol.
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190. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Mechanical Fails
Enjoyed that Snotr and Geekster in particular.
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191. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Clever way to test batteries
I left some batteries in a metal detector for several years they leaked so bad that not only did they ruin the detector but they destroyed it completely, must have done because I've just checked the garage for the detector and it definitily isn't there.
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192. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video SLOW Cars Driving FAST on the NURBURGRING
Did anyone crash, couldn't watch it all?
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193. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video It's not stupid if it works.
I went to a super-market yesterday, but it wasn't
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194. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Futuristic straddling bus allows cars running underneath
Looks like Pacman I'm guess six years on, this hasn't taken off big time?
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195. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video molten iron throwing
Wow it does seem more than 24 days ago
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196. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Transistor full documentary
Quite a story...........................................
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197. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video The Swedish Coast Guard films the gas leak in the Baltic Sea at Nord Stream
Well It's a relief albeit a small one, so see a new video which I noticed was posted by Thunders, thanks Thunders. I would like to know what amount of time is required once a video is sent to Snotr to get it on the site. What do you actually have to do, to make it live? If we are talking an hour or more per video I wouldn't bother, just let the site die, if it's just a few minutes I don't anyone is that busy that they can't find a few minutes each day. I'm a busy guy, very busy, but I can always find a few minutes, even if I'm getting married or have Covid.
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198. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Baby Hippo Ballet
If that baby Hippo realised it was sharing that tank with one of the most dangerous creatures on the planet, it would be crapping itself.
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199. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Ex-Marine demonstrates clever way to survive from drowning
Yes I'm still pretty sure I would drown trying to get my trousers off. Aoso thining about it, this isn't going to work with distressed jeans, especially if they are distressed around the gussett
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200. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Animals Scaring People
I think her husband has been lying to her for a very long time,' Believe me honey this is BIG'
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201. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Dog afraid of Julia Roberts
I wonder if Julia ever got her dog back
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202. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Hurricane Matthew uproot the tree
How annoying the tree wouldn't unroot this morning, I think Snotr has just about died a death. RIP
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203. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Amazing Bird Swarm
#9 ation ..
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204. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Stunning aerial footage shows fish moving in the shape of a love heart
ADMIN???? IS THIS IT THEN, ARE WE FINISHED??? 43 DAYS
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205. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Balloon crash during festival in Myanmar
Health and safety level -1000
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206. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Spider Cat
Yeah still good even a whole year later
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207. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Curious Puffin Befriends a Tourist | National Geographic
Gorgeous creature............
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208. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Otter Jumps in Car and Refuses to Leave
Seems like a youngster, just wanted a tickle at one point, but count your fingers afterwards.
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209. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Liquid Sand
Thats a lot of sand
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210. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video molten iron throwing
Funny how these traditions start
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211. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Sismo México 19 de Septiembre 2017
Makes you wonder if it got worse, I mean after the cameraman blew away...
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212. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Training of goalkeepers in Slovenia
The Ukrainians ought to invite Russia for a game in no mans land and use this.
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213. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video This Is What Happens When Two Power Lines Touch
#8 No isolators
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214. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video The Ingenious Design of the Aluminum Beverage Can
Would have been even more interesting if he had mentioned one other tiny thing, how they put the drink in.
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215. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Pull up ! Pull up!
pilot taking a break when he should have been applying his brake.
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216. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Stunning aerial footage shows fish moving in the shape of a love heart
OKAY I've been quiet I've been patient I've bitten my lip BUT 29 days is quite long enough to watch fish swim in the shape of a heart, it wasn't great to start with, had it spelled out bollocks or something yes, but a random shape naw not great. Surely ADMIN in the dusty vaults of Snots cellar you have some video's to put on, just you know to make life a little more worth while. I for two still tune in pretty much every fecking day and watch an oldie but I'm getting ready to find a new hobby.
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217. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Near Perfect Reflection
Looks like bear country.
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218. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Building the Perfect Squirrel Proof Bird Feeder
Impressive...............
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219. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video What National Geographic doesn't show you
Still no play and quite frankly I'm quite relieved as was the polar bear apparantly.
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220. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Bird Intelligence: The New Zealand Kea
Pieces of Eight.
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221. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video What to expect if you encounter a wolf
Power to the people
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222. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video [1262] Using Thermite To MELT Open Bike Locks!
How weird is this. I woke up this morming to find I have lost the key to a new padlock that I bought. I'm guessing I won't be able to buy a breach pen on Amazon though lol.
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223. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Car attempts to overtake in the rain
#23 Sadly not..............What about you?
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224. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Northern Lights
I wonder if having this in the sky where you live changes you in some way. Just imagine if this happened in all the skys of the planet everynight and it was normal. whould this change humanity in some way. I'm guessing astronomy would be more difficult. I would really love to see this for real one day too, one of the few things on my bucket list.
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225. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Man experiences hypoxia
Rather than thinking about the death penalty for criminals, wouldn't this be a perfect method for euthanasia, when people chose to end their lives due to terminal illness. Seems like a no brainer to me and you die happy.
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226. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Science tricks...
Proof there is no god but there is witchcraft.
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227. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Why Apollo Astronauts Trained at a Nuclear Test Site
#3 Well we can just ignor those armchair researchers can't we.
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228. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Why Apollo Astronauts Trained at a Nuclear Test Site
#3 Well we can just ignor those armchair researchers can't we.
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229. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Stunning aerial footage shows fish moving in the shape of a love heart
Was I the only one expecting the big open mouth of a whale to pop up and eat them all?
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230. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Octopus playing with Scuba diver
Wow what a privilege.
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231. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Why Enclosed Spaces Are So Dangerous? | Enclosed Space Entry
Wow you would have thought air would have entered the room when the hatch was opened, clearly not fast enough to raise the oxogen levels. I wonder how long it is with the hatch open that the room is safe to enter. Surely if this is such a dangerous thing, all staff who might ever have to enter that area, would have been briefed or at least one fecking person should have known.
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232. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Jumping Kitty
CAT LITTER!! Come on guys its the only one really isn't it.
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233. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Visiting ElK City
FECKING ELK, can't believe it took 24 comments
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234. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Skiers vs Snowboarders 1985
#6 Take your blog and shove it moron.
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235. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Crazy falafel skills!!! Long time falafel store owner knows how to serve up in STYLE!!
Imagine if you are in a rush though, "Yeah, I get it, you can throw food in the air and catch it, that's really great mate, but this will be the third time this week that I've missed my fecking train, tomorrow you can forget your falafal I'm bringing a ferking apple"
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236. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video What would you do if you saw this in person?
#10 I think you've gone but wondered if you were eating your words at the moment. Just to stay on topic for a moment, what would I think if I saw that at the moment I would have two initial thoughts 1) That Mad man in Russia finally pressed the button and 2) That Mad man in North Korea finally pressed the button. Then I might realise it was just something burning up in the atmosphere and go back to driving in the pitch black with poor headlights.
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237. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video What would you do if you saw this in person?
#10 I think you've gone but wondered if you were eating your words at the moment. Just to stay on topic for a moment, what would I think if I saw that at the moment I would have two initial thoughts 1) That Mad man in Russia finally pressed the button and 2) That Mad man in North Korea finally pressed the button. Then I might realise it was just something burning up in the atmosphere and go back to driving in the pitch black with poor headlights.
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238. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video RoboHand
Just to think that 13 years ago, they had to go to all that trouble, building a mechanical hand, programming it by a computer, operating on the guy to join the hand to his arm then hours of tedious testing. We are so lucky these days after that successful human salamander merger in 2019. now we just grow a new hand, without even a visit to the doctor, so fortunate..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Please note!Tthis posting was intended to piss with people from the future.
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239. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video The moment a man is knocked over by a Bus
Do you think he was acting like a cat when they get run over, they usually get up wander somethere quiet and die, perhaps the pub was empty and had no jukebox.
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240. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Google's DeepMind AI just taught itself to walk
Maybe they should makes lots of them and enter them into the AI olympics, the winner never gets switched off.
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241. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Home Made Roller Coaster
I have to admit I was wrong, well sorta, 18 years on and this roller coaster and another smaller one he built was still going strong and I havent found any stories of death or injury. I understand John Iver the builder has now retired the rides and lets face it had it been left running for another 18 years, something would have snapped lol. Here is a more recent video with an update https://youtu.be/fib8bQWLnMw
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242. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Truck driver falls asleep
Maybe there was no driver, perhaps he got out a few miles back and left it in drive. Of course these days it could be ISIS
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243. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Pay attention!
Has everyone forgotten that his mate cyclled up his arse, philes saying "Pay attention pay attention fauk" hilarious
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244. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Skiers vs Snowboarders 1985
Is it coz ise got a snow board init.
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245. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Amazing Secret Monitor! (How To)
#13 What the feck is pron?
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246. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Popping a Balloon in an Anechoic Chamber
Good way of checking for leaks
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247. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Rare Footage Of The World's Largest Tentacled Creature
I sure wouldn't want to meet one in a dark alley 
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248. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Manufacturing plywood boards: then and now
#1#2 gloves were not invented until 1956 The first one were made of plywood, not very bendy
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249. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Bus sucked into sinkhole and swept away by river, Brazil
Bus driver on loudspeaker "Now this is the part of the mystery tour you have all been waiting for"
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250. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video This is NOT a Propeller
I wonder what he's doing now, apart from still hiding from Thunders
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251. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video White moose
#10 Oou you cheaky barst lol. Kind of makes me what to dart it and then get a class of nursary children put hand prints all over it. Turn it into a moving refrigerator
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252. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Legendary Piano
I wonder if it has any value?
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253. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Gigantic Explosion at Chinese Chemical Plant
And five years later Covid 19 is released into the atmosphere maybe.
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254. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Incredible dishonest cutting & editing of Jordan Petersons Vice interview
I'm sorry I lost all interest when I saw they were just wearing socks.
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255. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Majestic Volcano... 9 Miles High!!
Just imagine how much more amazing it would look if the vocano was actually 9 miles high.
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256. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Watch the Seasons Change l Walking Time Lapse
I was going to say that after waiting several minutes for it to load, it was an anticlimax, but I guess it was actually an anti Climate.
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257. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Paul Blair Autotest - Vauxhall Powered Striker
Good job he's not a crook, the police would never catch him.
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258. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Test Your Awareness : Whodunnit?
I wonder what that maid is doing now?
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259. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Oktapodi
I could watch this all day long, love to see a sequel
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260. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Funny but dangerous jump from the world famous Clan Cycle Stunt Team in Oban Argyll Scotland UK
The video was cut short, a second later he went back up the ramp and flipped the other guy into the 'Food and Go'
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261. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video I took a 6-hour exposure at the location of JWST's recent guide camera image and compared them.[8k]
Very unlikely I know, but just imagine if we were the only planet out of all those galaxies that has managed to produce life. Literally a total waste of space.
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262. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Going for the frisbees ...
Wow I would like to think that that dog thought that process through, I guess we would need to sim it do it again (not on repeat) to find out. My only real question is how do you get a frisby to sink, were they metal frisbies or hub caps?
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263. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video This is what happens when you reply to spam email | James Veitch
#2 Just think when we last laughed at that the word Covid was just a misspelling of David.
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264. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Plane makes emergency landing on North Carolina highway
Sounded like it needed a bit of oil.
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265. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video The UK's fastest ferry MV Bigga does a handbrake turn into Belmont Port Unst Shetland Scotland UK
#4 Not sure what you mean there Thunders? If you refering to the line 'Anyone can make a mistake, said the Dalek climbing off the dustbin' I guess you could substitute R2D2 for the Dalek. But lets not, instead google Dalek and then google Dustbin. Let me just say that if you lived in the UK you would get that joke immediately. A Dalek is a nasty alien robot killing machine that first appeared in a TV series called Dr Who, which I'm amazed isn't also known in the USA but mayby not.
The Dalek first appeared in 1963 long before Starwars and Startrek. It was first made in black and white. Dr who is a time traveling person who is able to move forwards and backwards in time in his time machine the Tardis which on the outside looks like an old police phone box. These were wooden phone boxes found all over the country including the USA back in 1883 onwards, they were still around in the UK in the 1960's I remember seeing them. As the police didn't have portable radio transmitters back then, they would go into these boxes where there would be a telephone connected to the police exchange where they would get information of crimes being comitted or report crimes they had dealt with. Maybe google police phone boxes for what a Tardis looked like.
In Dr Who the inside of the box was massive and the Dr was able to walk around, there was seperate rooms and obviously the large time machine apperatus, great concept at the time. In the Uk if we go into a building that looks small on the outside but inside seems much bigger, spacious, we still say it's like a Tardis. Jesus this is a long explanation, but I'll keep going.
The Dr would travel in space and time and confront many nasty bastard aliens who wanted to take over the world where ever they were, there were the Cybermen a bit like the Borg in Startrek but crappier for one, but the most scary of all was and still is the Dalek, inside the thing was a octopus type being, really pissed off with it's lot, it couldn't survive without being in it's outer shell and used to scare the shit out of all the kids who watch it, probably with the exception of Ian Brady and Myra Hindley who were also around at the time. Kids used to watch from behind the sofa, just peeping out when it seemed less scary.
The downfall of the early Dalek was the staircase as the little fuckers were on wheels and couldn't go upstaires, the never versions can hover, so stairs are no longer an issue. The Dalek was a bit like Joe Pesci in Casino, really nasty fuckers and would exterminate (their favourite saying, yes they spoke English, but in a really scary electronic voice, every living thing they met in their search for universal domination.
I'm sure that in the USA like here you put your rubbish now in tall plastic wheely bins on wheels with a hinged lid. In the 1960 and a long time before in the UK we had dustbins, metal cylindrical bins with a removeable metal lid which the 'dustbin men' as we called them would come and empty every week. The same sort of bins are still available and probably still are in your place, but they are usually now used as burning bins and have holes in the side to burn garden waste.
I can't believe I'm explaining this joke lol. So, my joke was suggesting that a Dalek had accidentally tried to shag, screw whatever you call sex in the USA, a dustbin, thinking it was another Dalek... Hence Anyone can make a mistake said the Dalek climbing off the dustbin. Incidentally how Daleks reproduced was never covered in the series as far as I know, plus they all appeared to be male, whether there were bisexual Daleks or Daleks that Identified as fuck knows what I couldn't tell you.
Hope that covers it. JJ
The Dalek first appeared in 1963 long before Starwars and Startrek. It was first made in black and white. Dr who is a time traveling person who is able to move forwards and backwards in time in his time machine the Tardis which on the outside looks like an old police phone box. These were wooden phone boxes found all over the country including the USA back in 1883 onwards, they were still around in the UK in the 1960's I remember seeing them. As the police didn't have portable radio transmitters back then, they would go into these boxes where there would be a telephone connected to the police exchange where they would get information of crimes being comitted or report crimes they had dealt with. Maybe google police phone boxes for what a Tardis looked like.
In Dr Who the inside of the box was massive and the Dr was able to walk around, there was seperate rooms and obviously the large time machine apperatus, great concept at the time. In the Uk if we go into a building that looks small on the outside but inside seems much bigger, spacious, we still say it's like a Tardis. Jesus this is a long explanation, but I'll keep going.
The Dr would travel in space and time and confront many nasty bastard aliens who wanted to take over the world where ever they were, there were the Cybermen a bit like the Borg in Startrek but crappier for one, but the most scary of all was and still is the Dalek, inside the thing was a octopus type being, really pissed off with it's lot, it couldn't survive without being in it's outer shell and used to scare the shit out of all the kids who watch it, probably with the exception of Ian Brady and Myra Hindley who were also around at the time. Kids used to watch from behind the sofa, just peeping out when it seemed less scary.
The downfall of the early Dalek was the staircase as the little fuckers were on wheels and couldn't go upstaires, the never versions can hover, so stairs are no longer an issue. The Dalek was a bit like Joe Pesci in Casino, really nasty fuckers and would exterminate (their favourite saying, yes they spoke English, but in a really scary electronic voice, every living thing they met in their search for universal domination.
I'm sure that in the USA like here you put your rubbish now in tall plastic wheely bins on wheels with a hinged lid. In the 1960 and a long time before in the UK we had dustbins, metal cylindrical bins with a removeable metal lid which the 'dustbin men' as we called them would come and empty every week. The same sort of bins are still available and probably still are in your place, but they are usually now used as burning bins and have holes in the side to burn garden waste.
I can't believe I'm explaining this joke lol. So, my joke was suggesting that a Dalek had accidentally tried to shag, screw whatever you call sex in the USA, a dustbin, thinking it was another Dalek... Hence Anyone can make a mistake said the Dalek climbing off the dustbin. Incidentally how Daleks reproduced was never covered in the series as far as I know, plus they all appeared to be male, whether there were bisexual Daleks or Daleks that Identified as fuck knows what I couldn't tell you.
Hope that covers it. JJ
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266. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Surfer And Kayakers Almost Swallowed by Whale
Why do people say he was having a whale of a time
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267. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Chelyabinsk Meteor Shockwave Compilation.
Even meteors dislike Putin
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268. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Bees turn house into a giant hive.
Never has any video ended with such an understatement Un Bee lievable
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269. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video The UK's fastest ferry MV Bigga does a handbrake turn into Belmont Port Unst Shetland Scotland UK
#2 He must get it wrong sometimes and has to back up and try again, everyone makes mistakes said the dalek climbing off the dustbin.
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270. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video How Microwaving Grapes Makes Plasma
#5 Yep who would have thought...all that money wasted.
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271. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video The UK's fastest ferry MV Bigga does a handbrake turn into Belmont Port Unst Shetland Scotland UK
I would have loved to see the first attempt at doing that.
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272. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Impatient truck driver
Now what is that saying, 'More Haste..less likely it is that you are going to have a job tomorrow' What a noblet Imagine having to phone that through. I'm impressed how quickly the train stopped though.
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273. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video School girl justice
Guess we'll never know
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274. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Countries With Most Nuclear Warheads 1945 - 2022
#3 I watching a video entitlled 'Wow I had no idea Russsia and America used to have 140.000 nukes each' everyones talking about it.
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275. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Dog trolling Tram
The other dogs are saying "Told you that wouldn't work either, so that's hanging, overdose, drowning and tram, you are just going to get over that bitch and live man" Ah now come on that is a bit funny lol
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276. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Countries With Most Nuclear Warheads 1945 - 2022
Wow I had no idea that Russia and America used to have getting on for 140.000 nuclear warheads each, where did they all go then? I'm guessing, although the numbers are considerably smaller now (apart from Russia's as nobody believes a word they say anymore) that the warheads will be much more powerful than they were in the 1980's. Mega ton wise I wouldn't be surprised if the numbers remaining are as powerful as the totals used to be. Now lets have a guess as to where Russia has hidden the 135,000 warheads that they said they had decommissioned.
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277. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Opposed Piston Diesel Engines Are Crazy Efficient
#9 You are telling me. Filled up my vechile yesterday 70 lltrs diesel £140.00 £2.92 a litre six months ago it would have been £90
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278. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Incredible footage of hermit crab changing shells with anemones!
Initially I thought he was changing shells because his was too small and too heavy due to all the lodgers. Then I thought he was was pulling the original owner out of the new shell so he could move in, then I thought he was moving shells so he could eat the lodgers on his first shell, then move back it. I don't think I've even been wrong so often in concession. Next time I'll watch it with the sound on and apologies for calling her a him
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279. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Cotton candy looks like a beautiful flower
The next time I go to a candy floss stall in the UK (not that I would) I shall show them this video and say ''Could I have one like this please'' when they collapse in terror I shall say ''In that case I shall take my business else where..loser''
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280. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video The TronicalTune
#10 I'm sure there is an App out there that will play it for you. No point in getting sore fingers
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281. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video STRANDBEEST EVOLUTION 2021
#2 excited already...............
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282. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Need a hand to unload ?
I'm taking bets on the fact that was not the first time he had used that method
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283. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Incredible trike jump
#20 Still alive but he's broken oiver 60 bones. When you think about it, how clever is that, its not at all. I think people who do these crazy sports should only be revered when they don't brake any bones. In this crazy world, braking bones is some kind of a meddle, what it actually means is they fucked up many times.
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284. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Fighter Jet Flying Very Low
A passenger jet once flew really low over my house, I was walking from the kichen to the living room and the stewardess told me to sit down.
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285. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video How marbles are made
We need a video about how they make shit marbles
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286. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Most Powerful Car Crusher?
I bet that fecker doesn't plug into a 13 amp socket, I wonder what drives it and how much it costs per minutes to crush. Pitty they can't speed it up a bit
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287. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Chicken thinks a kitten is her chick
I guess things like this explain why some cats grow up to be mentally unstable
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288. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Hope this makes anyone's day better
One has to assume that the man was sitting on the egg when it hatched
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289. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video 1934 Assassination of King Alexander of Yugoslavia
I've said it before and I'll say it again, don't go to France for your holidays, it rarely ends well.
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290. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Walking on beautiful clean ice in Slovakian Mountains
I can skate but it makes you want too.
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291. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Building a log cabin in the forest without powertools timelapse
Hope he got planning permission.
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292. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Robot solves Rubik's Cube in 1.1 seconds
Ha s anything beat it yet?
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293. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video STRANDBEEST EVOLUTION 2021
Amazing, must take ages to construct. I love how he declares them extinct, presumable that means he hasn't fond one that can carry on and thieve.
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294. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Hurricane Harvey Fire Ant Raft
#1 I'm trying to imagine that, but I can't and it's giving me a headache and now I'm exhausted.
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295. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video bollard test (2006)
Feck me, Imagine the headbutt you would give someone standing behind the bollard if you wern't wearing a seatbelt.
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296. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Heavy crash at the ring
Well it's morning here and I'd like to bet that although I watched this on video just now, the guy who crashed watched it in his dreams again last night.
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297. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Time Lapse View From Space By Nasa
It's like a lot of things, looks beautiful from a distance, it's when you get close up and see all the bastards living on the planet that reality kicks in.
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298. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video The \'lion whisperer\' gets a \'hug\'.
Another five years on is he still alive? I think its important that we keep checking every five years
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299. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video NASA's Perseverance Rover Sees Solar Eclipse on Mars 256,795 viewsApr 20, 2022 3.8K DISLIKE SHARE
Can you imagine all the flat earthers and conspiracy morons saying, no that was recorded in a studio using a potato.
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300. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video The helicopter arrived
I have a funny feeling the helicoptor won't be invited back
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301. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Slow Motion Archery
I wonder how many tries it would take to hit a 1mm diameter ballbearing. my guess is he would hit it within six tries. I'd be more likely to hit his assistant.
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302. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Pictures
Yes very good very good.
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303. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Johnson Automotive commercials
Wow 14 years ago, this must be a very early Snotr video, don't think I've seen an older one.
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304. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Sky Diver Dodges Death Double Malfunction
It seems to me that someone should take a whole new look at parachute design, you would think by now there would be a 100% fail safe design.
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305. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video 2 Planes Collide In Wisconsin, Skydivers Survive Scary Crash
I guess the rule should be, if you have a parachute, wear it. Unless you are on the ground of course, that would be a bit over cautious
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306. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Most Satisfying Factory Machines and Ingenious Tools
Damn it, caught me again, but always a pleasure to watch this video. I was thinking earlier on in the video, the machine that was bending little thin pieces of wire, just how many little thin pieces would it have to bend to pay for the machine...Just weighing up, whether it's worth buying one or not.
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307. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Trashcan explosion caught on camera
Perhaps Thunders could shed some light on it. Where did you find this Thunders, was there any info?
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308. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Autocar fail
#12 Yes, I was thinking that, but that wouldn't have made any allowances for the crazy driver.
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309. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Trashcan explosion caught on camera
What trashcan, I don't see no trashcan? Was it plastic? I guess you have to ask yourself why was there a camera point at the trashcan in the first place? And what the feck was in there...a grenade? If it was real that guy was very lucky.
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310. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Gilbert Gottfried - RIP, you magnificent bastard.
Pitty the picture froze.
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311. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Roman Road-Construction
I wonder if they had Roman cones
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312. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Car struck by lightening
If that date had been written in the UK it would have happened in the future
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313. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Swedish man scares the living daylight out of an attacking bear
Well it worked but I wouldn't want to have to test it, Imagine getting in the pose crapping yourself and just a squeek coming out of your mouth. The next sound you would hear would be yourself being eaten.
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314. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Nuclear reactor startup (with sound)
If I were stranded on a desert island and had to build one of those, I can honestly say I wouldn't know where to start, presumably theres an on off switch and some mains cable, perhaps I'd start there.
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315. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Graffiti on train
It's a pitty the train doesn't go a bit faster, cos then they paint one of those flick page things and make the paintings animated.
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316. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Turkish guy risks his life saving a trapped dog
Still clapping that man five years later, I'm going to stop now, enough is enough.
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317. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Germany’s Insane Hover Jet Transport: The Do 31 Story
Looks like the curiosity of Snotr went the same way a couple of years ago. Had I commented 5 hours ago it would have been me and then me again
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318. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Shangri-La
Feck me, thought he was a gonner
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319. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video 10 minutes of fascinating deep-sea animals | Into The Deep
#7 Ah I thought you were off somewhere. Getting a bit boring here without any new video's again
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320. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Auping pillows
#16 That was a bit random
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321. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Showing Off The Newly Laid Concrete
I still feel their pain
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322. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Telling the time
Mays me wish I had been here 11 years ago.
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323. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video 10 minutes of fascinating deep-sea animals | Into The Deep
Bye Thunders, hopefully hear from you soon and maybe admin will post some of your videos.
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324. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Boy Makes DIY Excavator with Syringe Hydraulics
Some body give the kid a pile of sand to pick up.
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325. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Fog rolling over mountains in Newfoundland
I presume we have to accept that it didn't continue onto the road and bury the cameraman...shame.
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326. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video 8 Cylinder Stirling Engine
After all that work the new flywheel didn't run true either, issue might be further back, but then who cares
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327. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Drunk on a lawn mower
Guess the lawn wasn't the only thing half cut....
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328. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Man vs Windshield WTF
Well Mr Putin I'm afraid I have to tell you you have failed your driving test..Mr Putin you are not doing your case any favours. Your emergency stop was too slow and on your three point turn I counted five! Mr Putin you can always take your test again in six months but kicking in my windscreen means it won't be with me. Look I know you are mad, some say crazy and short everyone knows that you are short have you consided taking your anger out else where, maybe invade somewhere that will make your knob seem bigger...I know I know not in reality but in your mind, now come on off the bonnet, stop crying, you can still cycle home.
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329. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Why Do We Use Lights When Driving At Night?
I can think of several morals for this story but I fear they are all too late the motorcyclist.
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330. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video How to handle rejection like a BOSS!
Of course in reality the guy leaves the restaurant and walks stright under a bus.
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331. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Two 90-Year-Olds Compete In Sprint Race .
'9 You could try reading a few of the comments above
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332. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Man Reunites With African Cheetah Cat After 1 Year Absence - Do You Remember Me?
Enviable relationship, but I don't think I would risk it, besides I don't fancy licking a mans face.
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333. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Like a glove
First thing I thought this morning when seeing that was poor ship, I wonder if knew, then I realised I had exactly the same thought three years ago.
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334. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Ground Control Shoots the Shit with SEATAC Plane Hijacker
I think he was right, it would been a life sentance had he survived apart from the obvious and not steal a plane in the first place, maybe it ended as he wanted it to. Just glad no one else got hurt and that was more luck than judgement.
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335. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Lucky Man
I can probably guess, but does anyone know the actual translation of the sound the guy called out at the end.
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336. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Tour of The Deadliest Garden In The World
#7 So can coconuts.
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337. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Perpetual motion bulldog can't be stopped
I wonder which breed of dog would work that out first and try going the other way.
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338. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video 10 minutes of fascinating deep-sea animals | Into The Deep
Staggering collection there, beyond anything you could imagine.
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339. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Crow unties the laces and tries to steal a pan..
I think after all that entertainment she should given the pan to the crow.
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340. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Hamster Trolls Policeman
#20 Amazon £13.99
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341. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Meeting at the corner
Can you imagine the conversation when the bear got home "You did what? ran away! OMB you are suppose to eat them"
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342. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Little girl flipped by heavy backpack!
Cheaper than a donkey...
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343. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Raccoon Steals Security Camera
Maybe he was off to record a hen party.
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344. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Robotic Farming of the Future
Ummmmmmmmmmmmm
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345. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video NPC in the middle of the road
None player character? Was this played backwards or something?
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346. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video The Greatest Shot In Television
I wonder how many times he said "You get that" and nothing happened before it finally did.
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347. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Drone captures curious whale swimming around kayaker
What a wonderful experiance after reassuring yourself that whales don't eat people, then you think about killer whales.
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348. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video The "Vampire" Finch
Guess a biurds gotta eat.....
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349. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Freedom!
I'd like to see the video of it running through all the beach picnics, wet through on it's way home.
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350. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Aluminum and Mercury
Weird and wonderful.........
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351. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video memorable dessert
You see that is how you are supposed to react when something hilarous happens, can you imagion some morons who would be straight on the phone to their Lawyers, claiming for ruined meal, ruined clothes, ruined evening, shock, PDS I fecking hate those morons.
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352. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Mercury thiocyanate decomposition
#50 I've been waiting 2 years for that answer
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353. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video An Object At Rest
#4 It's a rock
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354. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Ukraine's entry to Eurovision 2022
#9 Yes and we could tell them that their leader is telling them nothing but lies. His army is targeting civilians, women and children and destroying residential buildings on a daily basis in Ukraine, where large parts of the coutry are now just piles of rubble. Not only that but his army is getting it's arse kicked by a far better organised Ukrainian force and pretty much the entire planet is on the side of Ukraine and now has absolutely no respect for Russia which won't be restored until Putin is gone, preferably dead or inprisoned for war crimes. The Russian people are going to have to stand up against the regime that is ruining their lives. People will die and be put in prison in the process, but they can't kill everyone and they can't put everyone in jail, this needs to end and soon.
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355. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video 4-Mation carousel 2: Fish eating Fish - a 3D Zoetrope
Four years on I ask again, How do they do that then?
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356. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Ukraine's entry to Eurovision 2022
#8 Wonderful yes more video's please Thunders.
If there are any Russians able to view these posts, perhaps they could let us all know?
If there are any Russians able to view these posts, perhaps they could let us all know?
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357. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Human Catapult
My opinion is that had he died doing this, what an embarrasing thing to have on your death certificate.
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358. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Cockatoos learn to make and use a tool
My only concern is how hungry the birds were to be bothered about a single piece of food.
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359. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Woman’s bills surge after mystery thief steals her electricity | A Current Affair
How ridiculous, all it would have taken is a visit from someone with a quarter of a brain from her suppy company to switch everything off in her apartment and see that the fecking meter was still going round. Two minute job!!
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360. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Bike thief
Definitily fake............................
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361. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Grumpy Old Man in Wheelchair Knocks Painter off Ladder Blocking His Way
Are you allowed to say "What a cunt" on this site.
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362. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Ukraine's entry to Eurovision 2022
#4 Not my type of music either and I also liked the spoon lady but most people are aware that the European Song contest isn't about the quality of the song at least it isn't now days, it used to be when the UK and Ireland were winning. It's now very much about politics and because of the murderous activity from Russia by an insane leader, killing women and children in the Ukraine. I hope the song contest uses it's polical edge to show support not for the song but for the country. It's a real shame that Russia has been excluded from the contest this year because they would then see the feeling of the rest of Europe over what their so called leader has done to their reputation. The people of Russia, the average Joivanov are not to blaim but they do need to wake up and start wondering why they are being kept in the dark over what their leader is doing, why they can't get on facebook, instagram or Tictok and why there is no free speach news being broadcast. Lets hope they have access to Snotr and get to read this.
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363. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video An Inside Look At One Of The Last Audio Cassette Factories In America
I wonder if they are still going 7 years on. I also wonder if they are where the actual raw materials are coming from.
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364. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video See how the ISS crew stay clean in space without running water
If I were her, I'd keep my hair really short.
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365. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Ukraine's entry to Eurovision 2022
It's on May the 10th and I have a sneaky feeling we've just seen the winner.
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366. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video When you are a bus driver and think you are alone
Kin racket, don't give up your bus driving job
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367. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Giant Robot Costume
Nine years ago, I can't have been commenting on snotr for NINE years, that's insane. I wonder how long it takes to get in and out of that suit.
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368. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Bean Time-Lapse - 25 days | Soil cross section
Presumably it then sits around for forty days before the beans are ready..lazy.
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369. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Chameleon Changing Color
Imagine going through life that cautious, must be like living in the Ukraine at the moment with all those murdering Russians closing in.
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370. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video High-Magnification Macro Photography of Arthropods
Wonderful to watch again.
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371. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Cassette Sat Nav without a satellite. in 1971
Nowdays they don't know they're born do they....but who are they
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372. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Earthquake in swimming pool
Water you do, just water you do?
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373. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Spoon Lady - Angels in Heaven
The lady is no Hillbilly, fasinating life story.
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374. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video "I must go... my people need me!"
4 years on still liking it.
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375. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Bamboo Railway - Cambodia
Very impressive, great service
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376. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Water cooled 72,000 lumen flashlight
#9 Yeah if you want batman turning up blind as a bat.
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377. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video This crow follows passing by truck and asks for food.
Still amazing after all these years.
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378. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Meet Eleanore
#6 oh I don't know, when they are stealing your bird seed, their lifespan seems pretty long.
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379. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video How to do things faster
my goodness that was awful
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380. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Longest Pedestrian Suspension Bridge in the world. Arouca Portu
?1 Who Cuntstubble?
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381. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Pianist plays Time (Inception) by Hans Zimmer and see what happens next!
What happened next?
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382. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Woodturning a Two-Part Vase 550 viewsJan 23, 2022 14 DISLIKE SHARE SAVE
#1 Not quite Thunders, we still don't know the title of catbus video
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383. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Kitbull | Pixar SparkShorts 79,875,504 viewsFeb 18, 2019 2.4M
That was sad then lovely.
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384. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Dinosaurs take the track in viral T-Rex races
#1 Me too, I bet it was hot in those things.
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385. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Top Gear - Back to the studio
Where did presenters go back to before they had studios
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386. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Incredible Save by Houston FD
I agree with a few of the comments above, mostly the one's where people are thanking God or Jesus, it really pisses me off, there was absolutely no help from a god or a Jesus, it was 100% down to the firefighters and the guy helping himself. It's time that people stopped saying stupid things and looked at the facts, I'm sure it's just habit for most people, but it's time it stopped.
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387. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video As my Christmas present to my sister, I offered to make something for her. She asked for a small vas
#8 Oh Thunders what are we going to do with you
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388. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video BBC reporter mobbed by lemurs
i would imagine its like getting bitten by a lemur
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389. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video How Hard Candy Is Made | WIRED
#1 He should certainly be wearing a hair cover, no question about that. Fasinating to watch all the same, I'm not a lover of Rock which is what it is only called in the UK. I remember when I was young you would buy a stick of the stuff to give to family and friends when you got home, I guess people still do that. I also remember when being given a stick of rock wishing it was chocolate or fudge instead.
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390. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Snow in Japan, February 2022
That's a metre of snow in two days, amazing.
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391. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video World's First Car! 4,410,124 viewsNov 23, 2017
Very interesting, I can't help finding this guy irritating though.
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392. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video The Levytator
This was 11 years ago, I've not seen one, but from the comments above they must be out there.
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393. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video As my Christmas present to my sister, I offered to make something for her. She asked for a small vas
#2 Yes let me know too, if get one of those ask her where she bought it.
Thunders was there any explanation with this video, what the feck it actually is?
Thunders was there any explanation with this video, what the feck it actually is?
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394. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video When its too cold to fly...
Did he have a ticket...
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395. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video As my Christmas present to my sister, I offered to make something for her. She asked for a small vas
Can someone tell me what I just watched?
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396. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Cat climbs wall
The only thing missing was the Mission Impossible music.
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397. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video A boy and his orange juice
The Steep learning curve of life.
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398. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video SpaceX CSG-2 timelapse version1
I'm guessing this was recorded by a fish.
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399. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Derailment at Santa Fe Junction Caught on Cam! 17,020 viewsFeb 2, 2022 2K DISLIKE SHARE SAVE
Did you see how the virtual truck driver checked his watch, worked out that his shift was about to end and fucked off.
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400. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video British Airways landing during intense winds
Bouncy bouncy
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401. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Friendship has no boundries
We're about to see the sophisticated opposite of this on the edge of Russia any minute now.
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402. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Winter Solstice Lunar Eclipse 2010
#16 I'm not My question is "Who keeps kicking the fecking tripod"
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403. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Wild crow visits woman daily to play games
Come on ADMIN there are video's in your vault
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404. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Vito The Macaw Loves Racing His Human
Lucky it's not a Norwegian Blue............
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405. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Manual wipers
I guess when they want to use the screen wash they have to drink the solution and piss on the window.
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406. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Wild crow visits woman daily to play games
#8 12 days ago since we had a new one do you think admin are on holiday? covid? man cold?
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407. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Piglet ears react to sounds
Ear we go again
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408. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Russia's first postal drone takes its maiden flight - and crashes straight into a wall.
#4 The drone operator certainly was Back to the guy with the bag
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409. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Woman at the gas station
Stupid is what stupid does or something along those lines. I'm thinking a gap in the education system of schooling there. There should definitily be a 'Don't ever do any of these really dumb things when you grow up or you might die' lesson and it should be compulsory.
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410. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Robertson, Phillips, and the History of the Screwdriver
Screw this I'm using nails
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411. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Wild crow visits woman daily to play games
No new videos from you for a while then lol
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412. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Sculptures that will completely blow your mind
I tried to copy his art style............but all I ended up with was a book.
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413. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Wild crow visits woman daily to play games
#4 Well done, I don't know where you find them...
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414. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Spider Cat
I was waiting for it to spin a web and catch Spider dogs in it init.
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415. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Wild crow visits woman daily to play games
#2 Agreed Thunders ...................
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416. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Man survives 60 hours at bottom of Atlantic
That is just something else, I'm guessing he was tapping on the metal work around him and hearing noises from the rescuers, giving him hope for quite a while before they found him.
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417. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Russian landslide
Still going..............
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418. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Russian Spec Forces in action
The Ukraine should be fine, just close the gate.
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419. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video The Changing Room Illusion
#4 Did it ruin your day Den?
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420. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video If I had half this guy's talent, I'd never be bored again...
And to think there are so called musicians living in multy million pound homes with a fraction of his talent. The world is fecked up good and proper.
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421. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Cars Sliding Down Icy Road in Pittsburgh.
Now they know why the house prices were so reasonable on that road and yes it did matter that they didn't have garages
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422. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video The Wave!
The wave is going "I've been waiting for millions of years to rub against that new piece of wall,,uuummmm feels good and I've got more space now"
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423. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video The Changing Room Illusion
Just like my lounge at home, everytime I go in something has been moved and I can't find it. One night last year after a breakin everything in the room was stolen and replaced with an exact replica...I couldn't believe it. I said to my partner look everythings an exact replica, what do you think? ...she said Do I know you? Steven Wright 1980's
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424. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Wild crow visits woman daily to play games
Wonderful just wonderful. Scale him up and he's a T Rex.
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425. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video suspect beat HIMSELF up in police car - then claim officers did it
My goodness if I were him I wouldn't want to meet myself in a dark alley at night
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426. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video What If You Jumped On The Moon? / Documentary
#4 It's nice to have any weirdness that I posess appreciated. #5 Would have to a Hennessy XO#6 My skills are constantly being investigated #7 Bit rude but you have a point
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427. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video What If You Jumped On The Moon? / Documentary
I have a dream from time to time that I can jump into the air and by moving my legs in a walking type way I can stay up in the air and by air walking faster I can increase the height I go. It's really weird and so realistic that I have had to try it when I'm awake to make sure I can't really do it, sadly I can't. Got me wondering if maybe life was in fact started on this planet millions of years ago via alien intervertion and the gravity on the planet they came from was much lower than ours and it's somehow comunicated through our DNA, either that or I need to take more water with it.
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428. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Fails of the Week 1 November 2016 || FailArmy
I still love to see people hurting themselves, really great.
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429. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Genius Ideas
Some nifty idea there.................
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430. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Crow riding windshield wipers
Six years on I'm thinking they should have put the wipers on intermittant
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431. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Oregon Christmas Tree Harvest With Helicopter
I'm guessing he's hired the helicopter and gone with the just one gallon of fuel option.
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432. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Deer runs over dog
The dog is like WTF did you see that, crazy bastard, I only came out for a quiet walk in the woods, minding my own business, then wang the fecker knocks me over without a leave or thankyou, Holy Jesues mother Mary and the fecking donkey, I was not expecting that, I mean I don't want to go on, but did you see that, did you get it on camera, thank feck for that, I might need it for the insurance claim, I've definitily got whip lash or dear-lash or something, the fecking trauma I may need traction, take me home right now and offer me food, I'm not saying I will be able to eat it, but it's worth a try, I'm really on edge, I'm still shaking look, fecker! Gonna write to my MP or you might have to, I don't think I could hold a pen, state I'm in, I might need an ECG, have we still got the pet cover, check it out while you pass me a Bonio. I don't wanna come hear Ever again, right, I could have been maimed worse. Fecking Deer!!
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433. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Bouncing Balls, Beautiful Patterns
In England we have just the one saying "What the feck are you all taking about" we use this statement towards the rest of the world most of the time and we also direct it at almost everyone around us, our neighbours our family and our friends. We believe and know it to be so that everyone around us talks bollocks most of the time and the only voices we should trust are the ones in our head no matter how many of them there are and even if they say things like "Yes these are bad people thay should be in mental hospitals". Then around 10:20 nurse comes around and leads us away from our laptops and the medication starts, first the wet stuff, then the green pills than the table with the tie down belts and those electical attachments and by the afternoon we are allowed back on the computers smiling to ourelves and eating suger from the box with chopsticks. Life iis good, life is orange and those little balls on the screen are really great but should not be available in Norway.
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434. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Russian landslide
It's still going apparantly hopefully heading towards Putins house.
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435. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Bouncing Balls, Beautiful Patterns
#2#3 What Yarls talking about, it's very feasible, very feasible indeed. Seldom have I seen anything more feasible than the feasibleness of these here balls.....and I like um
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436. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Beautiful Beach Glows by Bioluminescent Phytoplankton
I wonder if thats where they got the idea for lightbulbs.
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437. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Happy New Year 2022!!!
I might ask my neighbour if I can do that in his field next year.
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438. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video The Strongest Man in Ireland, 1985
Did he win?
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439. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Old Car vs Modern Car during Crash Test / Evolution of Car Safety
Great improvements, I wonder what those crash test dummys get paid, not enough what ever it is, they could get really hurt, I bet getting life insurace is a fecking nightmare.
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440. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Bouncing Balls, Beautiful Patterns
Wow Thunders you have excelled yourself, absolutely brilliant. I've watched it three times already....
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441. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video How not to catch an electric eel
I didn't realise that electric eels plugged in
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442. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Liquid lenses
I think this idea had been by-passed hasn't it?
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443. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Dead stick takeoff
If he kept low to the ground after taking off that would be the kind of flying I wouldn't mind too much, it's when they head skywards and do loops and stuff that I have a problem.
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444. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Double fail during a military exercise
Wow 11 days since this classic was a classic
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445. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Some of Buster Keaton's most amazing stunts
I had to stop and think what that meant in #4 and it was me that said it This MPD can be a pain sometimes
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446. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video The Mootrix
Now that was funny...........
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447. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video An abused dog is shown affection for the first time
I couldn't remember my initial comment after watching this video 6 years ago, but in my head I knew what I was going to type. When I looked, I had typed exactly that six years ago, obviously my thoughts have not changed.
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448. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video ? SHIPWRECKS Depth Comparison ? (3D)
So basically if anyone is thinking of going for the record, they need to sink around the Mariana Trench, where they could beat it by nearly two miles, personally I'll leave it.
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449. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Candyventure - Thrilling Candy Adventure Roller Coaster
Think I sat a little too close to the screen as I've just seen my breakfast.....again.
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450. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Drew Berry: Animations of unseeable biology
Still crazy after all these years.
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451. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Turkish Ice Cream Man
I'm thinking six years on we should be getting back to the icecream. My objection which was raised by someone (can't bear to look through those comments again to find him) is the hygine. Is that box he is putting the cones in a waste bin, unlikely as waste means cost. So everytime he plays that game, the cones that you will eventually eat could have been handled by dozens of dirty hands, people who have been to the loo and not washed their hands afterwards, covid, if he's stupid enough to be still doing it, I hope not.!! Also even if he isn't recycling, he is handling each cone that has been touched by a customer and then handling the next. Funny but dangerous.
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452. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Little one makes the world a better p
That is just delightful.
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453. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Magical Landscapes of Blidinje & Frozen Blidinje Lake | Bosnia and Herzegovina | [4
Very nice............................
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454. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Webb separation from Ariane 5
It looked like a giant space light bulb for a moment there.
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455. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video MILK CASE
I'm completely confused now, this wasn't your home made video was it Thunders?
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456. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Russian technique in winter
What are they doing making soup?
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457. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video GoPro in a Lathe
So that's how you do it.............
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458. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video How not to board a ship
#11 You don't say..................
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459. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Chinook bij Harderwijk - Zandverstuiving (6/7)
That was exciting, I like to a couple out walking their dog.
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460. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Crazy Russian Winter (Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky 03/01/2022)
I mean really, what is the point of Russia, hostile weather, hostile government
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461. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video What happens if you photocopy money
When my mate tried it, the Amazon delivery guy turned up, very suspicious
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462. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Penelope Montage- National Hippo Day
That is so cute. unlike the music
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463. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Happy 2022!
#2 That was surprisingly good Thunders. Talk us though how you did it, camera, sound and how long it took you. Have you made previous one's or was this your first. I remember making an animation using a a video 8 camera and plastacine back in the 1980's no idea what happened to it.
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464. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Redneck Wedding
I'm guessing the alcohol would have numbed the fractured skulls. If I were Dave and had been paid I would have kept doing.
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465. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Markus Eder's The Ultimate Run - The Most Insane Ski Run Ever Imagined
Well nothing to dislike there, stunning.
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466. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Delicate balance
Wow mind blown
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467. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Hidden Beach
Thanks to Snotr the beach is no longer a secret, I went last year and counted 876 people on it, so crowded, we couldn't light the BBQ, for fear of setting fire to a snortler.
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468. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Falling tree nearly crushes ODOT vehicle driving on I-5 13,177 viewsDec 28, 2021 198 DISLIKE SHAR
#2 Yes just tell the van driver where you want it delivering, it's still on the back of his vehicle.
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469. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Whale Watchers Get Up Close And Personal With Giant Humpback Whale
#10 At last an answer, I've been waiting five years for that.
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470. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Falling tree nearly crushes ODOT vehicle driving on I-5 13,177 viewsDec 28, 2021 198 DISLIKE SHAR
I would have expected at least a "OH FECK" was he asleep?
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471. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video LIVNO Wild horses of Livno galloping in snow | Bosnia and Herzegovina | [4K] Drone footage
Thanks Thunders, that was a beautiful video and I love the music, don't suppose there is any information on the original as to what the tune is? Hope you had a lovely Christmas by the way and may I wish you and all the Snotarians a happy, healthy and prosperous New Year. JJ
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472. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video What happens when you weld two ball-bearings together, but them on a flat surface, and blow?
I've got balls, I've got hurrican balls, the fastest spinning balls in the whole wide world
I've got balls, balls of welded steel, yes balls that I like to feel.
Hurry along and see my hurrican balls they can spin at an alarming rate
hurry along and spin my hurrican balls you can even bring along your mate
I've got balls shiny hurrican balls, you can see your reflection in um
Balls shiny spinning hurrican balls if you listen you can hear um hum.
I've got balls, balls of welded steel, yes balls that I like to feel.
Hurry along and see my hurrican balls they can spin at an alarming rate
hurry along and spin my hurrican balls you can even bring along your mate
I've got balls shiny hurrican balls, you can see your reflection in um
Balls shiny spinning hurrican balls if you listen you can hear um hum.
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473. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Folding a T-shirt the fast way
I tried it 247 times before being thrown out of Primark....
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474. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Take the Boogie Woogie Train with Ladyva
Now that I like very much............
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475. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video F15 EAGLES 500 FEET 500 KNOTS (4K)
COME ON ADMIN YOU HAVE A PROBEM HERE THAT HAS OCCURED MANY TIMES NOW. LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS IN, THE VIDEO FREEZES AND THE AUDIO CONTINUES. GETTING A BIT SILLY NOW. 
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476. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video The sneezing baby horse
It sounded like a recording of a red bellied wood pecker using a revox open reel with dolby B, but I could be mistaken.
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477. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video NASA Parker Solar Probe Launch - Cape Canaveral - August 12 2018
#4 Took me three years to come back with "How rude" lol
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478. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Farrier-Hoof Restoration-Satisfying
A Happy Christmas and forthcoming Happy New Year to all and by all I mean the few who comment on Snotr these days and of course to those at head office who keep pumping a bit of snot into this website, keeping it alive. It would be nice to have a few new videos when you have a minute, especially as this one and the last few have been showing as faulty thumbnails for a little while. JJ
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479. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Cant touch this...
My goodness reading how angry I was six years ago, you would hardly believe that I'm now a monk.
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480. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video XXL Eagle
Raptor UUUUUUHHHHHGGGG
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481. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video The best fish store Ever!
So the fish was crossing the road, no need to Carp on about it
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482. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Courtney Hadwin: 13-Year-Old Golden Buzzer Winning Performance - America's Got Talent 2018
Still going strong aparantly
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483. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video A Great White breaching completely stunning an Australian newscast
#3 Don't be silly Thunders......It was the entire aircraft carrier complete with aircraft. No comments since my last comment 2 years ago, so all I can add is, Imagine the size of the fish tank you would need.
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484. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video The turtle that knows dog-tricks
Well that's a new one on me. I'm guessing the turtle is dead now as it was 14 years ago and I bet Ariana is around 20 and a well rounded very attractive woman.
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485. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video How to deliver sand to the 4th floor
Surely a pully system world be easiler
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486. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Malaria caught on camera breaking and entering cell
The film is a bit one sided, had it been MGM it would end with the malaria getting killed off.
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487. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Getting Dressed in 1500s Florence, Italy
Jesus if my partner dressed like that now, the film would be over before we got there.
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488. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Six-seat van carries 51 workers in China’s Guiyang
If the van said bus on the side no one would complain.
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489. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Under water explosion (1958)
#30 Nor me..........................
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490. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Rally crashes 2020"
Anyone thought of putting a "Slow down dangerous bend ahead" sign up..?
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491. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video No, That's Not A Turd In The Toilet
#14 20 minutes! What are you part time?
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492. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Spiders on drugs
Where do these video's come from lol
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493. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Man stops his car to stop another car with a driver that was not well.
Do we know what the problem was?
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494. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Ferrybridge Power Station Boiler, Bunker Bay and Two (2) Chimneys – Controlled Demolition, Inc
Textbook finish, but I still think I would have moved that van, and you would have thought after all those versions of it coming down, there would have been one showing it in reverse.
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495. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video How a TV Works in Slow Motion
Fasinating stuff.
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496. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Workout on bars
Staggering upper body strength, I also didn't clock the wheelchair until the end.
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497. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video 87 year old man parks his car skillfully
Surely if it's safe to leave his bike on the road while he does this, it's safe enough to park his car on the road outside his house.
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498. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video The highway where trucks work like electric train
Is this something to do with Snotr's server, it seems very odd that the audio carries on while the video freezes, it has happened on serveral video's of late, interesting audio though. If they can do this for trucks, why not cars and does there actually need to be physical contact with the power cable, for the charge to be received?
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499. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video How I Grew Up in The Coldest Town on Earth (-71°C, -96°F) Yakutia
Beautiful girl, what's with all the blank bits in the video though, looks like someone left the lens cap on, or did the lens freeze? I guess the rest of us shouldn't complain when it gets a little cold out.
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500. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video 0 - 100 in the USA
57 has had a hard life. Very interesting video, to think that each age is just the time the Earth has revolved around our Sun, the ageing process is relentless, no matter what you have and what you own, you are still subject to this same process and for most well before 100 you will be over. The rich and famous are over just the same as the poor and unknown.
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501. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Helping Someone Across the Street
Not sure she actually got across any quicker than she would have done anyway, but good PR.
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502. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video ... and then he knows how to play the saxophone
Yep very realistic sound, through him another fish.
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503. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video A Car Without a Steering Wheel
Wow and it didn't catch on, what a surprise
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504. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Dancing Fabric Wind Machine #Shorts
Uum Just need ten fans and two pieces of net curtain to give it a go. Thank goodness Amazon takes things back.
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505. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Thieves steal a watch from a tourist in Barcelona
As a humanitarian I hope the watch thief is dead now.
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506. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Christmas Wrenches/jingle bells
#2 Just rereading your post from two years ago Thunders and it's very depressive. It's an awful system in the USA, so basically you work with no more than two weeks off years after year until you retire and then die. No wonder everyone is desperate to become a pop star who lets face it do feck all most of the time. If I lived in the USA I would leave promptly.
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507. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video The world's only float-through McDonalds
Yes I think it's fair to say that the last batch of videos were a little disapointing admin, could we have some more?
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508. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Snowboarding crow
I guess the real question is what is it trying to achieve. It looks to be some frozen food source of some kind. I think the crowboarding is incidental unless it's hopeing it will brake it on the way down, making it easier to eat.
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509. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Pilipinas Got Talent contestant sounding like a horse
Well I wouldn't put on more than a quid each way.
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510. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Underwater Tornado in Aruba
Notice how the fish just completely ignore it no freaking out not like our lot when it happens on land, just because their houses have blown away, think like a fish.
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511. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video A Michelin-Starred Meal for $1.50
The life of a chiken is cheap.
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512. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video The world's only float-through McDonalds
Is there a problem Admin??
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513. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video This Is Why You Can't Outrun a Cheetah
Ferrari board meeting ......"Right unless you are going to tell me we're faster than a cheetah this meeting is over....again!!.
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514. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video La Forja de Metales más Grande y Pesada del Mundo
Still doing it on my screen
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515. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Otter Juggling
I've now lost all respect for human jugglers
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516. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Nov. 10, 1989: Celebration at the Berlin Wall
Historic moments....................one day this will happen in North Korea.
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517. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Wall Demolition with a small car
Still don't know what is going on, was it intentional or not?
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518. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video 1223 Pound Giant Pumpkin Timelapse
Big Fat Pumpkin
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519. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Dinosaurs - the true story
Now that was good
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520. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Sreebhumi Durga Puja 2021 Pandal Lighting | Durga Puja 2021 Kolkata |Durga Pujo 2021 Theme
Ok there is either something wrong with my laptop, the video or Snotr as this is doing exactly what the next video is doing, the picture freezes after a few seconds but the music continutes and I don't know what this video is about? Oh and then it starts again 13 seconds from the end
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521. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video La Forja de Metales más Grande y Pesada del Mundo
Ok Thunders, what were you actually thinking here. The video freezes about two minutes in and the dialog continues in a language I'm thinking is not understood by most people on Snotr.
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522. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video A Florida Cop Caught On CCTV Running Away From A Little Mouse
And where there is one, many more are to follow.
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523. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Zoom out from earth
#2 More to the point, the camera travelled all that distance and when it got back the girl was still laying on the grass...LAZY!!
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524. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video How not to make a turn
New paint job I'm thinking.............the fence I mean, the car is fecked.
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525. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Wingsuit Flying over the Maldives Islands
Nobody click on the link from 'GEOMETRADASH as usual it is a piece of CRAP. Perhaps admin would like to remove it??
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526. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Wingsuit Flying over the Maldives Islands
#1 I was wondering if doing this gives you upper back or neck pain. They look like flying duvets
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527. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Sammy The Seal
I wonder if he's had his fish this morning already?
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528. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Zoom out from earth
Makes you think...she must have gone to Specsavers.
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529. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video This Corgi Either Loves Or Hates Water
He just loves to hate water.
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530. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Invisible Skateboards (Original Version) 274,133 viewsApr 18, 2012 898 29 SHARE SAVE
I'd like to see the skateboards without the riders
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531. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Tired of Being a Bird?
The other morning a bird landed on my window ledge wearing a little badge that read "I ain't flying nowhere!!" I opened the window and said "What's up buddy?" He said "I'm sick of this, winter here, summer there, winter here, summer there, I don't know who thought this up but it definitely wasn't a bird" I said "Come on in, I'm just doing breakfast, want some eggs?...sorry " Steven wright 1970 something...
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532. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Pick up speeds across seven lanes of traffic and comes out unmarked
Sometimes life just aligns itself perfectly for you...but most of the time you hit the first car.
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533. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Russian folks save a moose from freezing to death.
I sware I was pulling with them as the moose cleared the water. I know that would have been incredibly heavy, but I wished they had moved it a little further away from the hole.
We share the same biology
regardless of ideology
what might save us me and you
is if the russians love their Mooses too.
Sting 1985 modified.
We share the same biology
regardless of ideology
what might save us me and you
is if the russians love their Mooses too.
Sting 1985 modified.
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534. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Landscapes
Quite an atmosphere
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535. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Scenes of daily life in Paris in the 1890s - full color, sound, and speed restored.
#9 Yes there are a number of them in that fiece of film.
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536. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video KXVO Pumpkin Dance
Well I'm lost for wo
Anybody notice that the mask changed three times during the dance?
Anybody notice that the mask changed three times during the dance?
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537. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Happy Goose love woman and hugs her - Cute reaction
#1 Yes they generally have an attitude, perhaps this goose is kept on its own?
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538. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video METAL in MICROWAVE Oven!!
Not as good as when he used to electrocute himself all the time, but still very entertaining and interesting.
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539. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video The fastest man on two hands - Guinness World Records 16,672,140 viewsSep 22, 2021 448K 5.1K SHAR
#1 It's a shame there wasn't a lol at the end of your comment but I'll leave it.
This guy is inspirational that's all I've got to say about from Wow.
This guy is inspirational that's all I've got to say about from Wow.
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540. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Oleo End stop test
#2 #3 Most definitely Monty Python google Python the Black Knight. Snotr froze when I pressed send and it printed it twice
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541. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Oleo End stop test
"None shall Pass"
"What"
"None shall Pass"
"I have no quarrel with you good sir knight, but I must cross this bridge"
"Then you shall die"
"I command you as king of the Britains to stand aside"
"I move for no man"
"So be it"
Bit of fighting ending with arm being chopped off
" Now stand aside worthy adversary"
"Tis but a scratch"
"A scratch!! your arms off"
"No it isn't"
"Well what's that then? pointing at the arm on the floor
Looking at the arm on the floor "I've had worse"
"You liar"
"Come on you pansy"
Bit more fighting ending with ather arm being chopped off.
"Victory is mine..We thank thee lord that in your merc.."
Bit of kicking in the head.
"Come on then"
"What?"
"Hi chew"
"You are indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine"
"Oou had enough hey"
"Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left"
"Yes I have"
"Look"
"Just a flesh wound" kicks him in the ass
"Look stop that"
"Chicken..CHicken"
"Look I'll have your leg...Right!!" chops one of his legs off
"Right !! I'll do you for that"
"You'll what!!"
"Come here"
"What are you gonna do, bleed on me?"
"I'm invincible"
"you're a luney!"
"The black knight always triumphs Herichchu, come on then"
Chops his last limb off..looks around at his armless and legless body.
"Alright! We'll call it a draw"
"Come patsy"
"Oh oh I see, running away eh, you yellow barstard come back here and take whats coming to you, I'll bite yer legs off"
"What"
"None shall Pass"
"I have no quarrel with you good sir knight, but I must cross this bridge"
"Then you shall die"
"I command you as king of the Britains to stand aside"
"I move for no man"
"So be it"
Bit of fighting ending with arm being chopped off
" Now stand aside worthy adversary"
"Tis but a scratch"
"A scratch!! your arms off"
"No it isn't"
"Well what's that then? pointing at the arm on the floor
Looking at the arm on the floor "I've had worse"
"You liar"
"Come on you pansy"
Bit more fighting ending with ather arm being chopped off.
"Victory is mine..We thank thee lord that in your merc.."
Bit of kicking in the head.
"Come on then"
"What?"
"Hi chew"
"You are indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine"
"Oou had enough hey"
"Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left"
"Yes I have"
"Look"
"Just a flesh wound" kicks him in the ass
"Look stop that"
"Chicken..CHicken"
"Look I'll have your leg...Right!!" chops one of his legs off
"Right !! I'll do you for that"
"You'll what!!"
"Come here"
"What are you gonna do, bleed on me?"
"I'm invincible"
"you're a luney!"
"The black knight always triumphs Herichchu, come on then"
Chops his last limb off..looks around at his armless and legless body.
"Alright! We'll call it a draw"
"Come patsy"
"Oh oh I see, running away eh, you yellow barstard come back here and take whats coming to you, I'll bite yer legs off"
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542. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Oleo End stop test
"None shall Pass"
"What"
"None shall Pass"
"I have no quarrel with you good sir knight, but I must cross this bridge"
"Then you shall die"
"I command you as king of the Britains to stand aside"
"I move for no man"
"So be it"
Bit of fighting ending with arm being chopped off
" Now stand aside worthy adversary"
"Tis but a scratch"
"A scratch!! your arms off"
"No it isn't"
"Well what's that then? pointing at the arm on the floor
Looking at the arm on the floor "I've had worse"
"You liar"
"Come on you pansy"
Bit more fighting ending with ather arm being chopped off.
"Victory is mine..We thank thee lord that in your merc.."
Bit of kicking in the head.
"Come on then"
"What?"
"Hi chew"
"You are indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine"
"Oou had enough hey"
"Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left"
"Yes I have"
"Look"
"Just a flesh wound" kicks him in the ass
"Look stop that"
"Chicken..CHicken"
"Look I'll have your leg...Right!!" chops one of his legs off
"Right !! I'll do you for that"
"You'll what!!"
"Come here"
"What are you gonna do, bleed on me?"
"I'm invincible"
"you're a luney!"
"The black knight always triumphs Herichchu, come on then"
Chops his last limb off..looks around at his armless and legless body.
"Alright! We'll call it a draw"
"Come patsy"
"Oh oh I see, running away eh, you yellow barstard come back here and take whats coming to you, I'll bite yer legs off"
"What"
"None shall Pass"
"I have no quarrel with you good sir knight, but I must cross this bridge"
"Then you shall die"
"I command you as king of the Britains to stand aside"
"I move for no man"
"So be it"
Bit of fighting ending with arm being chopped off
" Now stand aside worthy adversary"
"Tis but a scratch"
"A scratch!! your arms off"
"No it isn't"
"Well what's that then? pointing at the arm on the floor
Looking at the arm on the floor "I've had worse"
"You liar"
"Come on you pansy"
Bit more fighting ending with ather arm being chopped off.
"Victory is mine..We thank thee lord that in your merc.."
Bit of kicking in the head.
"Come on then"
"What?"
"Hi chew"
"You are indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine"
"Oou had enough hey"
"Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left"
"Yes I have"
"Look"
"Just a flesh wound" kicks him in the ass
"Look stop that"
"Chicken..CHicken"
"Look I'll have your leg...Right!!" chops one of his legs off
"Right !! I'll do you for that"
"You'll what!!"
"Come here"
"What are you gonna do, bleed on me?"
"I'm invincible"
"you're a luney!"
"The black knight always triumphs Herichchu, come on then"
Chops his last limb off..looks around at his armless and legless body.
"Alright! We'll call it a draw"
"Come patsy"
"Oh oh I see, running away eh, you yellow barstard come back here and take whats coming to you, I'll bite yer legs off"
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543. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video VOLCÁN de LA PALMA: Así es la nueva 'ISLA BAJA' que ha formado la LAVA en TAZACORTE |
Devastation...it would have been nice to see the source though.
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544. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Jewellery Shop Robbery FAIL
I don't care what the law says, if I ran a jewellery store I would take up clay pigeon shooting and keep a loaded shotgun behind the counter.
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545. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Shirley and Jenny: Two Elephants Reunited After More Than 20 Years
When you watch something like this and see the emothion that these incrdible animals feel, it makes it so much more important that we condem cruilty to any animals and we must ridicule and shame the backward culture of any country that trade in ivory for what ever reason and we must shame and run out of town any individuel that shoot these great creatures in the name of sport.. If these people have businesses they should be boycotted and the countries that still allow trade in Ivory should be ostracised by the countries that don't, until they grow up.
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546. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Praying mantis laying an egg sac - We're expecting hundreds of babies in the spring
32 days Snotr admin, come on now, about time we had a barrarge of new videos, you must have some in the queue.
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547. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Van Gogh on Dark Water
Still quite a talent, I'd hate to think what it would look like if I tried that.
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548. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Finally got my license
What licence did he finally get, his cutting down trees and scareing the shit out of the locals licence?.
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549. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Helicopter balances on road railing
That must be a lot easier than it looks.
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550. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Grizzly Bear rolling down a hill at Denali National Park.
When you can't think of anything to say, just copy what you said six years earlier...unless it was 'I do'
A rolling bear gathers lots of moss and many tourists. I think she's trying to recreate that post dentist screen from the film 10 with Dudley Moore & Bo Diddley, where Arthur, having just come back from the dentist see's a jazz musician through his telescope having more fun than he is having on that Jet-copter and swings the laser arm of the floating telescope around in a furious manner hitting himself hard between the legs and causing himself to trip over the balcony of the third floor of that hotel where the Mexicans were playing really loud the night before, and while still holding on to the suitcase he flys by making fast walking steps in the air like I do and rolls down the hill is a bear suit then someone shouts "Throw shorty from the train" with all those heads in a bag and the big gay fellow say's "Hi'll be back" and off he goes somewhere, can't remember where, but that cartoon Deer that gets orphaned at the beginning of the film before the squirrel called nutter or something skated across the ice, ran off with the little guy with the extending neck and said "OHM" (he was from the electricity company I think) but he still took off in a rainbow of lights and was shot down by Darf faders the local ghost hunter..that one you know. nuts
A rolling bear gathers lots of moss and many tourists. I think she's trying to recreate that post dentist screen from the film 10 with Dudley Moore & Bo Diddley, where Arthur, having just come back from the dentist see's a jazz musician through his telescope having more fun than he is having on that Jet-copter and swings the laser arm of the floating telescope around in a furious manner hitting himself hard between the legs and causing himself to trip over the balcony of the third floor of that hotel where the Mexicans were playing really loud the night before, and while still holding on to the suitcase he flys by making fast walking steps in the air like I do and rolls down the hill is a bear suit then someone shouts "Throw shorty from the train" with all those heads in a bag and the big gay fellow say's "Hi'll be back" and off he goes somewhere, can't remember where, but that cartoon Deer that gets orphaned at the beginning of the film before the squirrel called nutter or something skated across the ice, ran off with the little guy with the extending neck and said "OHM" (he was from the electricity company I think) but he still took off in a rainbow of lights and was shot down by Darf faders the local ghost hunter..that one you know.
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551. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Watch your step
I'm still wondering why I got five down votes for my washing powder ad six years ago lol, must have touched a nerve with at least five anti washing powder protesters.
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552. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Predatoddler
he'll be a teenager now, shit how time flies
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553. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Hula Hoop Man
My feeling is, just because you can do something doesn't nessasaily mean you should.
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554. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video What's hidden under the Greenland ice sheet? | Kristin Poinar
We're doomed Mr Mannering Doomed
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555. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video HUGE Homemade 360 Swing
Mad as a fish
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556. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Insurance commercial
I wanna know how they got that tile to replace itself 11 years ago.
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557. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Man VS Ram
Gonna need a bigger stick. He was halfway there when he decided to grab it's horns, he should have left the bike and rode the ram home, suuwee suuwee here pig pig pig. Or
This little piggy made him park it
This little piggy piggy made him moan
This little piggy got a new bike
This little piggy had plenty of fuel
and this little piggy rode it all the way home.
This little piggy made him park it
This little piggy piggy made him moan
This little piggy got a new bike
This little piggy had plenty of fuel
and this little piggy rode it all the way home.
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558. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Primitive Technology: Water powered hammer (Monjolo)
Still cracking nuts.................
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559. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Ken Block sno-trax
Thenkfully we don't get enough snow to require a set of those, oh I hope that wasn't the kiss of death snow.
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560. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Downhill Dog
Definitily an Hungarian Vizsla, beautiful dog they make great pets and love their walks.
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561. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video How Leonardo da Vinci made a \
If Leo had been born a few hundred years later, we would all be living to 200, we would have landed on the moon in the 1800s and be living on Mars by now.
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562. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Sea Lamprey
That really sucks
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563. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Praying mantis laying an egg sac - We're expecting hundreds of babies in the spring
I agree, I look upon Snotr as a kind of filter, somehow the few good video's out there get through, mostly by your good self these days. It's quite rare for me to come across any in the real world, otherwise I'd be posting more.
My health service days are long behind me now, like yourself I both loved it and hated it but mostly loved it and the people I worked with, that is key to any occupation. Get a moron in the team and most teams have at least one and not only does become more difficult it also become unpleasant. I reached the age where I wouldn't stand for that any more and made my third and probably last career change, I now work for myself. I think we are of a similar age, you might be slightly older than me, but not by much. The official retirement age in the UK is 65, I see in the states it's 67 for full pension. So if that applies to you we both have around three years before retirement in our respective countries lol. (unless you are taking it early of course).
It's different for me now as I don't need to retire from my self employment, I will probably do less of it, assuming I don't die in the mean time of course lol. JJ
My health service days are long behind me now, like yourself I both loved it and hated it but mostly loved it and the people I worked with, that is key to any occupation. Get a moron in the team and most teams have at least one and not only does become more difficult it also become unpleasant. I reached the age where I wouldn't stand for that any more and made my third and probably last career change, I now work for myself. I think we are of a similar age, you might be slightly older than me, but not by much. The official retirement age in the UK is 65, I see in the states it's 67 for full pension. So if that applies to you we both have around three years before retirement in our respective countries lol. (unless you are taking it early of course).
It's different for me now as I don't need to retire from my self employment, I will probably do less of it, assuming I don't die in the mean time of course lol. JJ
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564. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Paramedic's Stretcher Fail
If you watch the video from the beginning, that was probably the same guy limping in with an ingrowing toenail at the beginning and later after being treated he left the hospital half dead, probably with sepsis at the rear on a stretcher, realised he'd left his mobile behind, so they bought him back in the front and dropped him off the trolley, the final piece of the video which we didn't see was him being wheeled out in a coffin. Never go to that hospital..
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565. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Praying mantis laying an egg sac - We're expecting hundreds of babies in the spring
#4 Yes you seem to be keeping the site stocked up Thunders well done. Certainly not the site it used to be though is it. Are you still working in the health service? JJ
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566. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video This RAVEN knows EXACTLY whats it doing
The Raven
BY EDGAR ALLAN POE
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more.”
Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December;
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost Lenore—
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore—
Nameless here for evermore.
And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me—filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
“’Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door—
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;—
This it is and nothing more.”
Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
“Sir,” said I, “or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;—
Darkness there and nothing more.
Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, “Lenore?”
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, “Lenore!”—
Merely this and nothing more.
Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
“Surely,” said I, “surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore—
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;—
’Tis the wind and nothing more!”
Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately Raven of the saintly days of yore;
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door—
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door—
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.
nevermore!
BY EDGAR ALLAN POE
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more.”
Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December;
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost Lenore—
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore—
Nameless here for evermore.
And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me—filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
“’Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door—
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;—
This it is and nothing more.”
Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
“Sir,” said I, “or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;—
Darkness there and nothing more.
Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, “Lenore?”
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, “Lenore!”—
Merely this and nothing more.
Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
“Surely,” said I, “surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore—
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;—
’Tis the wind and nothing more!”
Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately Raven of the saintly days of yore;
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door—
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door—
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.
nevermore!
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567. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Praying mantis laying an egg sac - We're expecting hundreds of babies in the spring
#2 Its a good job, ortherwise they would take over the planet Imagine if they grew to ten feet tall and prayed on us, well not me, but us without me.
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568. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Brunswick mountain
Really beautiful
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569. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Honda F1 Engine at 20000 RPM
Must record that for when I'm in an electric.
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570. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Traffic jams in Switzerland are different
"Hello Boss, I'm gonna be late again" "*!!!**!!!***" "Yep Fecking cows again, I have video"
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571. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Mika Häkkinen showing Michael Schumacher whos boss
Ummmm.........................................
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572. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Fail compilation november
I bet some of those injurys, still play havoc even now.
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573. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Polio vaccines to remote Indian village
We have it easy don't we.
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574. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Backstage - Projekt ilustracji do ksi??ki Fabryka marze? by Fabia
great effect ..............................
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575. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Dog tries mango for the first time.
I make that sound while I'm waiting for my beer.
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576. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video What it's like to ride a bicycle with 100 km/h winds
I've been in 100mph winds, that was no more than 99.7 in my opinion
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577. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Praying mantis laying an egg sac - We're expecting hundreds of babies in the spring
Yes you will get them for sure, as long as they hatch or don't get eaten.
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578. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video A mechanical table with a hidden table top for puzzles
Ok I started off really iritated by her voice, I'm not a big fan of all those upward tones at the end of every sentence. But after a while I started forgiving her for that and I now just want to give her a big hug and congratulate her for her table, I think it is amazing, I take on board what the two people above have said, certainly an awful lot of time and expensive equiptment were involved. I don't know anything about the young lady, but I love her dog and her attitude to keep going when things go wrong are commendable. Would I have had the patience, absolutely not, half an hour in I would have been in my car heading for Ikea for something that would just do the job. But that would have been my loss, because I wouldn't have that table adorning my kitchen to show to everyone and say I MADE THAT. Wonderful.
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579. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Capri jigsaw
Well thats ruined that jigsaw that I was gonna do.
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580. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Flexpressions - Incredible CGI of a face.
Definitely getting better, still obviously unreal to me, but I have a thing about faces.
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581. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video 79yo dog-charioteer drives around pulled by two Giant Schnauzers
She seems to be able to walk just fine, why doesn't she just take them for a walk.
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582. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video World's Funniest Salesman
I still wondering what he's doing now.
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583. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Merlin helicopter takes out portaloo toilets
She wouldn't have been laughing if she was in one of them.
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584. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Mower Madness
Why on earth is this video on Snotr. Someone cutting their lawn the way everyone used to cut their lawn before petrol and electric mowers were made? The only thing to be said about it, is that it demonstrated the fact that people had to cut their lawns at least once a week, usually on a fecking Sunday. Because if the grass grew more than about an inch, the mower could cope with it. Posh people also had the grass collector attached.
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585. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video World Record Free Solo
Must be fecking crazy
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586. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video 1000 Hours in 12 Minutes - Making A Large Wheel Skeleton Clock
Witch craft every second of it.
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587. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Super Speed Rolled Omelette - Korean Food
I wonder what the owner has for tea.
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588. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video man flipped out through sunroof
You would have thought he would have learnt his lesson the first time, but to do it again straight after, that's just dumb.
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589. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Shell Gasstation Toilet
And the award for shell toilet of the year for the 8th year running is......
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590. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Crab Eating Frozen Gas
#8 Can't believe I made that comment 8 years ago. I would now like to apologise to the crab, hope it grew its leg back and went on to live a long happy crabby life on the ocean bed. I may update my comment in 2029.
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591. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Dad Catches Foul Ball While Holding Daughter
That really should be out
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592. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Can you recognize the child fighting for their life before the lifeguard does?
Trey should spend less time teaching kids how to swim and more time teaching them how to tred water.
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593. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Thoreau and Civil Disobedience
And rightly so....................................
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594. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Montreal - Marché Jean-Talon
Odd video, a bit like going to the supermarket. Having said that very impressive range of fruit and veg and beautifully displayed.
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595. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Epic death match !
Nature is a cruel son of a bitch.
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596. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Atlas | Partners in Parkour
I remember the very first one of these when the robot just layed on his back and gave you the finger.
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597. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Drawing an Airplane with ballpoint pen
Yeah it wouldn't look like that if I did it.
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598. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video How Its Made - 1097 Frozen French Toast
I went into a restaurant recently they had a sign saying 'Continental breakfast served anytime'. So I ordered French toast during the renaissance.
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599. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Why all world maps are wrong
I don't get it, the world is real and I know it's not a perfect sphere but why can't we miniaturise it down to any size and it all be exactly in proportion?
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600. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video World's Most Polite Robbery
I hope they sent him to a polite prison.
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601. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Woman Gives Toys to a Wild Magpie — and He Invites His Friends Over to Play
What a lovely young woman.
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602. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Parrot learned how to cat
I wonder if it uses the litter tray.
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603. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Sony's camera filming at full moon looks like daylight
I bet there were some strange odours coming from that beach and not just Hippy oil.
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604. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video SeaPort "lanslide"
It actually slightly unreal like the disasters they made on Thunderbirds in the 1960's. Imagine the cost as well as the loss of life. I wonder what the area looks like now, did they rebuild or walk away?
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605. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Ketchikan: Alaska Whale Feeding in Knudson Cove!
#5 It would spit you out.
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606. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video When you're late for your flight.
I wonder if they covered that in staff training.
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607. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Instant Karma
None shall pass!
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608. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video How Jeff Bezos Became Public Enemy Number One
As I've said for a long time, Amazon is an awful company but far too convenient.
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609. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video A Frog Sitting on a Bench Like a Human
I'd like to see the frog jump off and walk away......before I completely rule out superglue.
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610. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Close call
Close call................
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611. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Giant Crab
What if it had been a Griffin?
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612. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Fairy Fail
Looks like it was recorded on an Amstrad VHSc camcoder and this is about the 27th copy.
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613. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Self Repairing Tire
That's all very well, but what if you want a puntchure and a flat tyre hey!! They didn't think of that did they, wankers!
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614. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Gyroscopes are amazing!
The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round round and round the wheels on the bus go round and round all day long.
The bus is in air when will it come down will it come down will it come down the bus is in the air when will it come down, oh oh shit
When the wheels stop turning yes indeed yes indeed yes indeed, when the wheels stop turning yes in deed fecking soon.
The passengers are spewing everywhere everywhere everywhere the passengers spewing everywhere in to buckets
But theres a hole in my bucket dear Eliza dear Eliza there's a hole in bucket dear Eliza so fuckit.
The bus is in air when will it come down will it come down will it come down the bus is in the air when will it come down, oh oh shit
When the wheels stop turning yes indeed yes indeed yes indeed, when the wheels stop turning yes in deed fecking soon.
The passengers are spewing everywhere everywhere everywhere the passengers spewing everywhere in to buckets
But theres a hole in my bucket dear Eliza dear Eliza there's a hole in bucket dear Eliza so fuckit.
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615. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video This $1 Billion Ugly Plane Can Transport an Entire House
#3 Another piece of spam that noone wants to open!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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616. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video This $1 Billion Ugly Plane Can Transport an Entire House
Great video..................
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617. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Skier creating avalanche
I'd make him go back up and put it all back.
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618. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Aviation compilation 1
Very good. I'm amazed that aircraft in the fire had to be written off though?
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619. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video What Was There Before The Big Bang?
Fasinating video, fasinating subject I can't undestand why anyone wouldn't be interested in this.
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620. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Motocross Biker Attempts One of The Most Insane Jump Ever
Watching it again, it would have been nice to see the in the air part at actual speed. Also did anyone notice that when the music was slowed down just before he landed, it sounded like the emergency services
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621. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Sugar Art
Where there is a market people will find ways of making a living, good luck to him. I bet he makes a pittance on each one.
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622. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Instant Slushies
I think the value of shush just went right down.
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623. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Duck Family Crossing Highway
Lucky Ducky and her brood. I've watched this a number of times over the last nine years and I still worry and close one eye.
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624. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Create your own volcano
#18 That's how Australia was created in 1770, Captain Cook was sent to discover the place, but he only found New Zealand so he ordered his men to set fire to all the barrels of Ammonium Dichromate, that they carried with them, just in case, and whalla there was Australia, then all the Aborigines hopped accross from New Zealand on Kangeroos, each carrying a koala with a bush baby on it's back and thats how Australia was formed all thanks to Ammonium Dichromate and Capn Cook.
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625. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Create your own volcano
#18 That's how Australia was created.
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626. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Create your own volcano
#18 That's how Australia was created.
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627. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Create your own volcano
#18 That's how Australia was created.
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628. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video 8 bottles of beer and a folding ruler
#14 uggh I use a wart on my girlfriends chin
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629. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Baby Ducks following me
Could have given them some food..
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630. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Seal Jumps On Guy's Boat
I just love encounters like this, what an absolute priveledge to have a meeting language with another species, lucky guy, and lucky seal that she or she didn't meet a moron.
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631. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video New footage of the E-2 cable snap while landing on the USS Eisenhower in March 2016
Pilot to landing crew on radio "Not funny guys, not fucking funny at all!!, was that you Dave, yeah I bet it was you, I'm gonna shove that junior hacksaw, right up your arse, when I finally land this fucking thing, you can hide, but I will find you"
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632. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video THE RIDGELINE
ExHILarating.........................................
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633. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Simone Biles Attacked by bee at World Championships!
It's a Bee for goodness sake, what's it gonna do sting yer.
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634. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Man vs. Canada Goose
Ah just let it peck you, what's it gonna do, it has no teeth.
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635. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON A LION?????...unless You’re part of the Pride
#2 My friend says they are crap.
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636. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Get Lost with the World's Master Maze Maker
#* Welcome to snotr Scammer now you can feck off. How annoying and I was going to say something nice about mazes.
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637. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video MAN EBA - emergency braking system.
Can today get any Snotr worse...No new video again and the Classic video of the day, was the Classic video of the day 11 days ago
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638. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Most Satisfying Factory Machines and Ingenious Tools
Well for the second time in three years that's 13 minutes and 26 seconds that I won't get back...but you know I kinda don't mind at the moment.
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639. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Ernest Borgnine's secret to old age
Well he managed another 4 years after this interview, probably died in his sleep, tossing and turning.
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640. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Model boat floating
If we had been shown that experiment at school I would heve invented the hover board by now.
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641. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Submixpro Studio - The Future Of Electronic Music
I'm only guessing but is this now not around anymore?
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642. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video One way to get down a sand dune !
#20 ....................................................
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643. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Stay away from Masterlock
Presemably somewhere on masterlocks packaging there is a little note that says...The lock you have just bought, is a piece of shit and will not do the job you bought it for, but thank you for your purchase. Why doesn't the world get together and sue their ass.
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644. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Huge chunks of ice fall from TV Tower
Red hot here at the moment, so nice to see a little ice.
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645. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Snappers Advanced Facial Rig for Maya and Unreal Engine
Still amazing four years on.
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646. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON A LION?????...unless You’re part of the Pride
So if he doesn't notice, does the lion get to eat him?
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647. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Man builds an entire village for mouse he saw in his garden
That's very cute, does he not get rats too?
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648. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video 10 Secrets of Starry Night by Vincent van Gogh
Has anyone on Snotr been to New York and seen the paining? Is it not protected from maniacs in the public?
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649. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video MAN EBA - emergency braking system.
I would imagine this has since been updated.
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650. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Kids Jokingly Hit Each Other With Trash Can's Lid
#8 Cheap, do you know much those flip top bins cost?
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651. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video How a turbocharger is made
I wonder how many they will be building when electric rules.
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652. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Brave Chipmonks!
So whats the differance between a chipmonk and a squirrel, come on anyone but don't reach for wiki or those things we used to use er what were they called Hooks no somrthing like hooks uum looks no thats not right oh got it, enclyclopedias.
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653. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video The Ancient Salt Pans of Peru
#7 Looks like English, but I havent got a clue what you mean?
I wonder how often people fall into someone elses pan on the way to theirs, presumably the bigger the pan the wealthier the owner. Do you think they offer pan time share?
I wonder how often people fall into someone elses pan on the way to theirs, presumably the bigger the pan the wealthier the owner. Do you think they offer pan time share?
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654. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video TV Interview Interrupted by Explosion and Flying Manhole (Exploding Cover)
Did anyone notice whether it was heads or tails?
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655. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Antonov An-225 Biggest aircraft in the world landing in Prague this morning
When you think about it, it's just a full size version of a small model of itself, but with real parts. Nothing to see here folks. Why don't they make large scale versions of small things
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656. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video FAIL!
Oh the days when we had 50 comments, seem only 11 years ago..I bet some of those fails have left some with life changing injuries, the guy who faceplanted the wall for instance.
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657. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Snow Leopard Falling Down From Mountain Cliff....Rare Video
I'm sure that guy called my wife the other night
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658. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video The luckiest unlucky person alive
#3 He's not going to be by himself, I'll be strapped to his back
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659. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video The luckiest unlucky person alive
#1
Some guys have all the luck
Some guys have all the pain
Some guys get all the breaks
Some guys do nothing but complain
Alone in a crowd on a bus after working, I'm dreaming
The guy next to me has a girl in his arms, my arms are empty
How does it feel when the girl next to you says she loves you?
Seems so unfair when there's love everywhere but there's none for me
Some guys have all the luck
Some guys have all the pain
Some guys get all the breaks
Some guys do nothing but complain
Woo woo woo
Woo woo woo
Someone to take on a walk by the lake Lord, let it be me
Someone who's shy, someone who'd cry at sad movies
I know I would die if I ever found out she was foolin' me
You're just a dream, and as real as it seems, I ain't that lucky
Some guys have all the luck…
TURNS OUT THAT SOME OF HIS STORIES ARE IN DISPUTE.
Some guys have all the luck
Some guys have all the pain
Some guys get all the breaks
Some guys do nothing but complain
Alone in a crowd on a bus after working, I'm dreaming
The guy next to me has a girl in his arms, my arms are empty
How does it feel when the girl next to you says she loves you?
Seems so unfair when there's love everywhere but there's none for me
Some guys have all the luck
Some guys have all the pain
Some guys get all the breaks
Some guys do nothing but complain
Woo woo woo
Woo woo woo
Someone to take on a walk by the lake Lord, let it be me
Someone who's shy, someone who'd cry at sad movies
I know I would die if I ever found out she was foolin' me
You're just a dream, and as real as it seems, I ain't that lucky
Some guys have all the luck…
TURNS OUT THAT SOME OF HIS STORIES ARE IN DISPUTE.
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660. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Futuristic Neveplast ski slope on the top of Copenhill
Am I the only one thinking, has anyone gone over the edge?
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661. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video AquaSpinner Waterslide - Europe's first Rotating Slide - Aquapark Reda
Just measuring up my back garden as I type.
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662. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video You can't chop carbon nanotube yarn
Presumably you can cut it with an axe if it isn't sitting on a piece of softwood, where it sinks in. What about sissors? Any anyway why is everyone trying to cut this stuff, leave it alone.
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663. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Female Skier Of The Year Tumbles Down Alaskan Mountain
#9 But clearly it wasn't
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664. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video You would never guess this is what a rhino sounds like
#5 Of course they are they are mammals
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665. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video History of Earth - A portrait
And no sign of Adam, Eve, God or Moses, what a surprise.
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666. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Zlatan scores No. 500 on amazing flying kick: Taekwondo golazo!
#2 I agree with all the comments
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667. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Ts.Azzaya, N.Otgonjargal - Foxtrot - Week 3 | Dancing with the stars Mongolia 2021
I didn't see a lot of cheek to cheek dancing, which cheeks did they mean anyway.
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668. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Look at this kid 5 years old
Uummm yeah
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669. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Pablo Picasso's self portrait evolutions throughout the years
Is it reasonable to say he didn't age well? I was waiting for the ear to disapear then I remembered that it wasn't Van Gogh
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670. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Royal Marines Jet Suit Boarding Ex
Now that I would like to do Hate those fecking rope ladders though.
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671. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Kanader canadair water bomber Croatia - vratolomije u Dragi, Rijeka
That would be me again, seeing that shadow, pissing myself.
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672. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Russians sail with a car (With subtitle)
I would have expected at least an Aaaaaaahhhhh but no nothing.
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673. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Sass Pordoi paragliding Dolomites Italy
Apart from the sheer fear of being up there I think the thing that would tip me over the edge, so to speak, would be the seeing my fecking shadow way below me, you know just as a reminder of how fecking high I was, nice to watch but not my idea of fun sadly and I say sadly because I wish I were the kind of person who could enjoy doing that.
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674. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Ignoring physical laws in stop motion
So enjoying the new videos, I'm trying and failing not to binge watch them.....just in case
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675. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Brazil is slowly becoming a desert. Climate transformation from 1985 until 2020
Yeah what they said.
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676. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Ironworking in downtown Vancouver, Canada.
Feck me! Whatever those guys are being paid it aint enough.
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677. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Stormy Weather in color - The Nicholas Brothers and Cab Calloway | Colorized with DeOldify
Just amazing..............
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678. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video 18 Rare Cars & Expensive Cars in The World (Ep. #1)
Well if I had to choose, any would do.
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679. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video USSR DETONATED A NUCLEAR BOMB TO PUT OUT A BURNING GAS WELL
What year was this then?
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680. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video If they'll find it ... they'll play with it ...
I wonder how many women, rinse those things and how many just put them straight back in the drawer.
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681. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Passersby save family from fire
Not something you want to have to do twice in your life, I niced someone lying on the floor at the end, I wonder if that was someone who jumped or someone who they landed on.
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682. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Cape Cod 4.0 earthquake heard from boat while fishing in CT 11/8/20
We'll I'd like to think that I will be the last to leave this site but happier to hear that it isn't going anywhere anytime soon and better still if new video's start to appear. Thanks Geester
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683. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Close call for "Darwin award"
#22 Have you not heard of car theft?
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684. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Alternative Math
#40 It really is a great shame. I have been with Snotr for many years and have watched all the videos since I joined, not to mention all the videos of the day and many many random videos. My biggest feeling of loss is all the video's I have stored as favourates, literally hundreds and although I don't watch them often, I like to know that they are there and that I can look at them when I want. If the site disapears all that will be lost. I've gotten used to the lack of new videos now and if I'm honest the rate that they had been posted over the last couple of years has been so slow and limited I know it was never going to rise up again. The owners have been trying to sell the site for years and clearly the advertising hasn't brought in enough income for it to run.
I do wish Geekster or who ever owns this site would post a complete and honest message, explaining what is going to happen and when and what the site is currently costing to keep it 'semi' live on the internet as I have no idea. Ther must be server costs and contract periods that are going to need renewing or allowed to lapse. Although I would like to think that when the bills arrive someone will pay them, but in this world with no financial benifit who is going to do that.
So come on Snotr, lets have some costs, what are you paying out annually to keep this site visable and what income are you getting from advertising to offset that, what is going to happen to this once wonderful site and when. We your loyal viewers deserve some feedback.
Regards JJ
I do wish Geekster or who ever owns this site would post a complete and honest message, explaining what is going to happen and when and what the site is currently costing to keep it 'semi' live on the internet as I have no idea. Ther must be server costs and contract periods that are going to need renewing or allowed to lapse. Although I would like to think that when the bills arrive someone will pay them, but in this world with no financial benifit who is going to do that.
So come on Snotr, lets have some costs, what are you paying out annually to keep this site visable and what income are you getting from advertising to offset that, what is going to happen to this once wonderful site and when. We your loyal viewers deserve some feedback.
Regards JJ
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685. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Village flooded by lava
#12 Oh...... Anyone wanna buy some Lava?
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686. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video [815] Public Storage Upgrades to PacLock Disc Padlock Pro 1000
I think that second one kind of passed the quick test.
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687. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Alternative Math
#35 This site died a long long time ago, it just hasn't fallen over yet.
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688. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Massive Multi-Car Go-Kart Pileup
I bet their 20p's will run out before they get that mess sorted out...."Mum can I have some more change?"
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689. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Alternative Math
#33 Not sure if you are trying to stir up an argument here Social Media, I'm mearly stating a fact, perhaps if you and some of the others who visit this site but rarely leave a comment, started doing so, we might have a bit more of a comunity on here like it was a few years ago. I think it's a great shame that Snotr has become a big of a social graveyard of late.
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690. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Alternative Math
Well speaking for myself, considering it's been 40 days since there has been any word from you Geekster or anyone else running this site. it has felt like the site has been abandoned. It's obvious that the 'Classic video of the day' is set on auto pilot. It would be nice to hear from one of you a little more often, giving us and when I say us, from a comment point of view that usually means me and ocassionally two others, an update. Only takes a moment to type a message guys, no one is that busy, even busy AF people can type a message.
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691. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Life on the Wire!
There is some room for error, the wires won't be live and it would be much trickier with an aeroplane. Right tool for the Job, if you can fly a helecoptor it's the spinning equivevant of doing reverse parking between two cars.
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692. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Chicken thinks a kitten is her chick
When the hens starts going out and bringing back tins of cats food they will probably made a film about it staring Jack Nicholson and a big Indian
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693. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Alternative Math
#29 To think that was only 55 years ago, life looked and indeed was for those people like the middle ages and obviously they were all on the fiddle Here's my video of the day https://youtu.be/oqjYchwkSpc
Well this next clip is definitely going to leave a lot of people behind, be interesting to hear from anyone who hadn't heard of these two https://youtu.be/k9LH0-nMSpk
Here's my video of the day https://youtu.be/oqjYchwkSpc Well this next clip is definitely going to leave a lot of people behind, be interesting to hear from anyone who hadn't heard of these two https://youtu.be/k9LH0-nMSpk
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694. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Russian landslide
Conversation on phone
"Yes Darling I'm going to be late home again"
"No Darling I am not shagging the office girl again"
" I was just coming around the corner and I would have been home"
" I don't really care if you think I am lying or not"
"Why you want to know why? I'll tell you why because in about seven minutes you are not going to be my wife anymore"
"Oh so have looked out of the window now have you?"
"Come on I think I deserve an apology, don't you"
"What was for dinner?"
"Awww Shitski my favourate, what a shame"
"Yeah running would be an idea"
"if you make it I'll see you at your sisters around 7pm"
"Bye darling Bye..bye..bye...no you go..bye kiss kiss"
"Yes Darling I'm going to be late home again"
"No Darling I am not shagging the office girl again"
" I was just coming around the corner and I would have been home"
" I don't really care if you think I am lying or not"
"Why you want to know why? I'll tell you why because in about seven minutes you are not going to be my wife anymore"
"Oh so have looked out of the window now have you?"
"Come on I think I deserve an apology, don't you"
"What was for dinner?"
"Awww Shitski my favourate, what a shame"
"Yeah running would be an idea"
"if you make it I'll see you at your sisters around 7pm"
"Bye darling Bye..bye..bye...no you go..bye kiss kiss"
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695. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Glowing table
Two years on since I last liked it, I've now changed my mind, I hate the fkin table now, wouldn't give it space in my shed, I'm very fickle aren't I.
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696. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video The Greatest Shot In Television
Still alive...84 now
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697. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Newsreader\'s daughter interrupts live bulletin
I would have loved to see the camera swing round to show the produced holding the kid in a head lock with his hand over her mouth
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698. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Alternative Math
#25 Dont see you very often Your's was a little weird, but weird is fine. Here is mine for today https://youtu.be/YgOYLDf5Wv8
Your's was a little weird, but weird is fine. Here is mine for today https://youtu.be/YgOYLDf5Wv853
699. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Alternative Math
#23 Glad to have you with me krazeeyez. Notice you are from Mongolia, so what's life like in your country, do you have a job, family, is life good? PM me if you wish. Enjoyed your last video it's amazing how many prugnint woman are out there lol. Here are mine for today https://youtu.be/p_5yt5IX38I and https://youtu.be/GIN5aTyy5MA
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700. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Trolling Cat II
That's my kind of cat.
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701. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Alternative Math
I've been thinking guys if nobody in Admin are going to put new videos on when we know there are at least 10 sent recently by Thunders. All we need to do is become a collective parasite . We don't actually need admin to put us new video's on, in fact they go though a system where they don't allow certain videos probably due to copyright and stuff like that. BUT we can get around that completely by simply posting the videos we want to be seen directly onto this Alternative Math posting. I don't know why I didn't think about this before. So come on, keep it reasonable, remember there are kids that use this site, or at least I assume they do I don't actually know who uses the site these days.
I'll start it off with this one and remember you can still vote it up or down and nobody can complain that your video's are not being shown. Obviously in the mean time if Admin would like to start putting new videos on all the better. Here is my first posting on Parasitic Snotr.com https://youtu.be/_5m_J5wogMQ
I'll start it off with this one and remember you can still vote it up or down and nobody can complain that your video's are not being shown. Obviously in the mean time if Admin would like to start putting new videos on all the better. Here is my first posting on Parasitic Snotr.com https://youtu.be/_5m_J5wogMQ
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702. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video 2 Planes Collide In Wisconsin, Skydivers Survive Scary Crash
Holy shitingtons, lucky barstards
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703. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Geri's Game
Great music too.
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704. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Alternative Math
COME ON ADMIN 26 DAYS AND NO NEW VIDEOS!!!! HAVE YOU ALL BEEN STRUCK BY COVID-19? Obviously if you have I'm really sorry BUT YOU HAV'NT HAVE YOU
SO COME ON LETS HAVE SOME NEW VIDEOs OR PULL THE PLUG>
BUT YOU HAV'NT HAVE YOU
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705. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Scuba Diver caught in scary rip current
Someone pulled the plug out.
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706. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Christmas lights
Back in the days when 64 people might comment on a video..in 2021 it drops to an average of 2
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707. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Alternative Math
#14 Ok I have hundreds stored in my favourites
Here are a few of mine
https://www.snotr.com/video/434/Family_Guy_chicken_fights
https://www.snotr.com/video/2165/Indian_teacher_explains_the_word_fuck
https://www.snotr.com/video/1746/Gollum_receives_award
Here are a few of mine
https://www.snotr.com/video/434/Family_Guy_chicken_fights
https://www.snotr.com/video/2165/Indian_teacher_explains_the_word_fuck
https://www.snotr.com/video/1746/Gollum_receives_award
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708. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video The Black Pigeon
#10 You really are bored arn't you krazeeeyer As it happens yes, having moved house I had to drive 376 miles to check these two out last Wednesday, still at it, the cat started a blog back in April and the pigeon took a course in calcium antropology, the study of milkmen. Between them they have also started a magic act where the cat actually catches the pigeon and appears to swallow it whole, only for the pigeon to reapear on the street below inside a milk bottle, the cat then breaks open the bottle with a tiny cat hammer and the two of them vanish into thin air then appear back on the ledge.
The hip replacement had to be redone (a lot of them do) the fecking vet put it in, back to front so the cat was doing a lot of unnessasary circles. The pigeon on it's last molt is now all psycodelic in its plumage, displaying purples, orange and flashing amber. All in all it was worth the petrol, plus there is a really nice bar near by that sells Bitter in gallon glasses, you have to quickly make friends with all the people in the bar to help you tip it, as they refuse to sell straws due to the effect they have on climate change. I told um that wouldn't be a problem if they only sold paper straws but they thought that was a stupid idea and turned all the regulars against me, so I couldn't drink my beer. What started off as a really good day, ended up on a bit of a downer, I'm sure you will agree. But I'm sure that's happened to you
As it happens yes, having moved house I had to drive 376 miles to check these two out last Wednesday, still at it, the cat started a blog back in April and the pigeon took a course in calcium antropology, the study of milkmen. Between them they have also started a magic act where the cat actually catches the pigeon and appears to swallow it whole, only for the pigeon to reapear on the street below inside a milk bottle, the cat then breaks open the bottle with a tiny cat hammer and the two of them vanish into thin air then appear back on the ledge.The hip replacement had to be redone (a lot of them do) the fecking vet put it in, back to front so the cat was doing a lot of unnessasary circles. The pigeon on it's last molt is now all psycodelic in its plumage, displaying purples, orange and flashing amber. All in all it was worth the petrol, plus there is a really nice bar near by that sells Bitter in gallon glasses, you have to quickly make friends with all the people in the bar to help you tip it, as they refuse to sell straws due to the effect they have on climate change. I told um that wouldn't be a problem if they only sold paper straws but they thought that was a stupid idea and turned all the regulars against me, so I couldn't drink my beer. What started off as a really good day, ended up on a bit of a downer, I'm sure you will agree. But I'm sure that's happened to you
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709. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Alternative Math
#12 Yep like a Dyson.
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710. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video How Blue LEDs Changed the World
Interesting very interesting and not very funny
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711. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video A Bridge Too Far
I wonder how much you would need to slow it down to watch it completed at normal speed.
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712. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Magnets Going Through Copper Pipe
Where do you get great big chunks of copper and magnets like that.
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713. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Alternative Math
#9 I'd be happy if they just posted one, I mean how long can it take? The last one has been there for 19 days now....
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714. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video U.S. Immigration is easy.
Funny video....
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715. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Student's paper plane returns to window after 24 seconds of flight
I would like to think that that paper plane in in a glass cabinet somewhere with the video of it's flight playing behind it.
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716. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Dog frozen from fear of vet.
He's obviously been put down in a previous life.
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717. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Alternative Math
#5 I agree Thunders, get some some uploaded.
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718. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Handle Robot Reimagined for Logistics
Just imagine Friday lunch time, they go out for a couple of pints and a pie then in the afternoon pissed they get all leary and kill someone.
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719. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Heroic dog saves his buddy
Swap the injured dog for a human and the chances are the person who went over would be stealing his mobile phone and wallet. I fecking hate some humans.
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720. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Recording fail
I'm pretty sure he passed me in Milwaukee the other week, his dads closing in.
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721. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Alternative Math
#2 Ah thanks, now I kinda wish I hadn't mentioned it ADMIN THAT WAS A FECK AWFUL VIDEO
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722. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Alternative Math
ADMIN THE FECKING VIDEO WON'T PLAY, IT'S BEEN SAT THERE NOW FOR DAYS........
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723. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Model trains for grown-ups
#19 Thankgoodness for you I thought I was experiancing deja vu
BY THE WAY ADMIN IF YOU READ THESE MESSAGES, CAN YOU SORT THE CURRENT LATEST VIDEO, IT WON'T PLAY!!
BY THE WAY ADMIN IF YOU READ THESE MESSAGES, CAN YOU SORT THE CURRENT LATEST VIDEO, IT WON'T PLAY!!
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724. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Bow and Arrow
He should try the arrow on the right side of his bow..just saying.
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725. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Sheep Cyclone
Imagine the static build up on that car now
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726. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Dyed Vortex Rings
Tried it in my bath, I almost went back in time.
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727. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Elephant caught on CCTV cleaning up the trash
That Elephant should be taken around secondary schools in the UK.
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728. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Awesome bike skills
Wow this wouldn't play yesterday, I'm really glad I came back to it today. Woman and bicycle in absolutely perfect harmony, imagine what she could have done if it had gears.
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729. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Hail in TX, April 16, 2021
Was that meant to be slow or is my Laptop playing up again?
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730. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Driver barrels through traffic arm to cross Daytona Beach drawbridge as it’s going up
I think we can assume for whatever reason, he was in a bit of a hurry. Options 1) Stolen car, 2) Pregnant wife in car 3) Third time he's been late for work that week on final warning 4) Needed the loo, really badly 5) under cover police officer 6) It was a film stunt and some idiot from scientology was doing his own stunts again. 7) Is there a plane about to take off somewhere 8) His wife is taking his kids out of the country 9) he knows that a bomb is about to go off and he's determined to save the state. 10) oou there must be others but I've got to answer the doorbell.
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731. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Steam lorry acceleration
The flying Lorryman.
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732. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Fox pups playing
She made an impressive house there..for a fox.
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733. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Scary Storm
So did anything happen next?
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734. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Skt. Clemens Bro, Aarhus (Denmark, 1902) (Restored Footage)
Fascinating apart from the nosy barsteward at the beginning
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735. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Electric Arc Furnace 01
Spoiler alert. The end is exactly the same as the beginning
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736. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Short Kutters
Wherever that is, I don't want to go there, kin nutters.
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737. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Tourists flee large wave after Icelandic glacier collapses
Actually if they had stayed exactly where they were, they could only have got slightly wet, but I would have been with them...in fact I would have been ahead of most of them. They could call this Tsunami practice.
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738. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Insane 'Swooping' Skydiving
Yep...not for me...but yep.
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739. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Visually see ion electric potential forming veins in a 2d slice
Amazing, I'm so glad we were able to visually see that, it wouldn't have been half as good if we had only been able to visually hear it.
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740. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Incredible 6 Ball Ping Pong Trickshot
That was so boring I only watched it about six times
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741. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video British entrepreneur invents, builds and files patent for Iron Man-like flight suit
If nothing else, he can get a job, cleaning driveways. or clearing snow in the winter.
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742. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Making Charcoal
i find the narration really irritating, why doesn't he just get on with it.
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743. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Spray paint art
So around ten minutes to produce that, lets say four an hour, 32 in an 8 hour day, probably a millionaire by now.
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744. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Japan Tech Rope Rescue Competition
I bet they couldn't do it that fast if they were being played some slower tempo music like some Leonard Cohen "Suzanne takes you do-wn to her place near the river, you can hear the boats go by, you can spend the night beside her" https://youtu.be/svitEEpI07E
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745. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Close Up Lightning Strike Compilation
#5 A goose would certainly be cooked. emoji's not working wow first time oh they are now on the edit
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746. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video When your dog is a police dog
I bet that's the dogs name or just Kane
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747. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Cat asking for a stroke
Cat asks for a stroke, cat gets stroke, now cat can't move anything down it's left hand side and it's face is all droopy.
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748. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Insidious cat
#13 No no no we don't do that, not nice.
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749. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Amazing Coconut Cutting Skills - Thai Street Food
What kind of a coconut is that. The one's I know have dark hairy shells, while the coconut flesh is on the inside and coconut water inside that. You have to use a hammer to get inside them, or drop them from a great height. That one looks more like an apple.
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750. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Last footage from a lost drone
I wonder if it was an expensive one..just send another drone to find it... International Rescue Drone..
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751. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video BBC News Presenter Caught Yawning
Good recovery there, BBC training at it's best, switch to the weatherman.
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752. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video How a rotating combination lock works demonstrated with a wooden home-made lock
And a whole new band of viewers are out this afternoon trying master-locks and stealing bikes.
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753. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Getting the Perfect Shot Nearly Costs Tourist His Life
And now he's got a center parting
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754. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Mother Cat Carrying Her Baby Kitten
#5#6 It's been pretty lonely on here for a long time, I swear some mornings tumbleweeds blow across my screen before I get to the classic video of the day. It would be nice if more people made a daily comment and put a few new video's on and it would be just as nice if Admin were to post new video's a little more often. The bloody kidnapping cat video above has been here for ten days now. But I won't be deterred I will keep logging in as long as Snotr will have me. JJSASSP xx
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755. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Model trains for grown-ups
I wonder what they cost if you didn't build your own
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756. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video The good the bad and the ugly man (Italo Vegliante)
I've seen instruments playing puppets
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757. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Spider Cat
That is impressive even for a cat, I'm thinking Aertex. Aertex good name for a cat
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758. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video The Namaqua keeping it's cool
#14 Or when your wife is with you and two guys pass by
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759. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video A Good Fishing Spot
#13 Sorry I've taken six years to answer Thunders, I like to think things through thoroughly.....still not sure
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760. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Brawl in the aquarium: Fishes Spit Sand
If they were birds it would be feathers
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761. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Mother Cat Carrying Her Baby Kitten
#3 I'll keep my eyes peeled Thunders
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762. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video 1934 Assassination of King Alexander of Yugoslavia
Wow never seen that before. 1934 nothing changes does it.
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763. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Mother Cat Carrying Her Baby Kitten
#1 You too Thunders, thanks for all the video's you have posted by the way.
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764. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Hand Stitching Brown Leather Card Wallet
All gets a bit samey after a while doesn't it...like I was an expert after about ten seconds, why didn't he show us the cutting out and the making the holes and the stamping the motif? Bit of a stitch up in my opinion
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765. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Zoom Background: Meltdown #BackInTheOffice?
#2 Yes I thought that too Thunders, why was their no sound too
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766. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Stuck at Home in an Albanian Blood Feud
Wow this is awful. I don't fully understand where the threat is coming from, is it just the family of the one who has been killed or is it from the whole community. I'm guessing but prepared to be wrong, that this is linked to some religion? It makes no human sense whatsoever, the person who committed the crime is in prison, that would be normal all over the world, some countries would have capital punishment included in that process, but to punish the family is inhuman. I wonder how the people who are instigating this rule sleep at night, knowing that children much like their own, if they have any are not allowed to leave the four walls of their house, year after year after year, when they have done absolutely nothing wrong. How can you stay respectful in commenting on this when it is a heartless backward process that deserves no respect. Wake up Albania it's 2021 not 0001
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767. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video My Nuts Itch
I know a girl who got Poison Ivy on her brain, the only way she could scratch it was to think about sandpaper. Steven Wright early days.
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768. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Grizzly Bear rolling down a hill at Denali National Park.
If it was a dog I'd be thinking Fox Pooh.
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769. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video It's amazing how good people can be with wood
I just wish for the sake of the common man and decency that he had showed at least two pieces of wood that either split or where he drilled the hole in the wrong place, you know just to stop us all from feeling quite so inadequate in the woodworking department.
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770. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Crane Falling on Mercer St in South Lake Union 4/27/2019
#7 Not to mention the unlucky car drivers
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771. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Destroying 2,000 Bullets
Trying to think of 2000 reasons why that might have been a waste, but I could only come up with around 9, if they were shot three times each, you know just to be sure, that still leaves 1973 bullets.
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772. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Robotic Spy Puppy Meets Wild Dogs
And now he is accepted we will turn the camera off...far too rude.
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773. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Rebuilding Stonehenge
These was a much easier way, but afterwards they had to uninvent helicopters.
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774. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Jet-Turbine Fire Extinguisher
or "Yes madam we put out your house fire and for the first time ever this has added value to your home" "How?...Because you now live in the middle of a lake..do you own a boat?"
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775. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video When Towing Goes Wrong
It used to be a regular thing to see at the side of the road in the summer, a sideways laying caravan, you don't see it so often these days. Someone I know had his touring caravan go into a wobble, luckily without tipping and he got out the car and refused to pull it ever again, shook him up so much, his wife drove it home and they bought a static caravan lol.
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776. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Close boat collision
I wouldn't call it great skills at all, I would call it fecking dangerous sailing and a lot of luck. There is no way they should got so close to that other boat.
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777. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Now you know news thinks gass (petrol) is heavier than water..
I wonder if they have had the courage to make a "Okay we fecked up last time" video
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778. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Gauss Cannon in Slow Motion | Magnetic Games
Definitely gonna need bigger balls
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779. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Belarus emission test
#18 Thought I would keep you guessing for a little while. Five years is nearly enough
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780. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Wild Ice Skating in Essex
I bet that was fun while it lasted.
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781. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video A dog riding in smaller and smaller boxes in car.
The dog must think he is growing incredibly fast.
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782. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video The Man in the Iron Lung
#2 I mean something that doesn't require for him to be on his back in a grotty room staring at the ceiling.
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783. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Thief forgets to log off Facebook after burglarizing a home
Proof if it was needed that spending too long on multimedia is not good for your future.
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784. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video The Man in the Iron Lung
Wow that is a toughie, So how long has he actually been in the iron lung and isn't there a more portable option for him in 2021.
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785. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Are you single and searching? || Jehovah Shalom Acapella
#2 Yes and I bet you knew I would be saying that lol
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786. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video 360 Ascent
#4 Lol at least you get to see your grandkids, Haven't seen mine since Christmas Eve apart from on video phone. I've a new one I haven't seen at all yet lol
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787. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video 360 Ascent
#2 Ohh Only missed you by a few minutes
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788. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video I PLAY THIS
I don't, six strings on a regular guitar are plenty for my brain.
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789. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Are you single and searching? || Jehovah Shalom Acapella
Beautiful sound, just couldn't work out what they were singing about, apart from the words in the title. As they are called Jehovah Shalom and are seventh day evangelists, it's a shame in my opinion that their songs are probably helping to bring more people into religion, when what this planet needs is less.
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790. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video 360 Ascent
Oh to have that much energy and courage...I would like to meet the woman who climbed up there without all the fittings and grips and screwed those to the chimney, that's the woman would like to meet.
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791. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Sportsmanship always wins: Archer chooses to not shoot arrow after opponent’s equipment malfun
He still won though didn't he.
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792. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Cruise ship almost collides with shore in Venice,Italy
Not only didn't it collide with the shore or also didn't collide a another ship between it and the shore
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793. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Old man skateboard tricks
You would think at his age with bare arms he would be wearing protection, especially with all those youths about, I'm thinking maybe a 44 Magnum.
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794. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video How not to move a cable roll upstairs
I'm sure I've seen this in black and white with Stan and Olly
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795. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Animatronic Door
You can get them from B&Q now
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796. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Playing Popcorn on PVC Pipes
#12 Doesn't matter where you go these days, it's bloody white eggshell every time. Even at the multiplex
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797. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Made my brain dizzy ...
The problem as you watch, you start wanting to work it out, but then blood starts dripping from your eyes and ears and it becomes impossible. The should call it the LSD Dance.
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798. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Playing Popcorn on PVC Pipes
#10 Absolutely, as long as it isn't white eggshell, I've seen that one.
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799. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video How NOT to Start a Bonfire
You were only meant to blow the bloody doors off. 13 comments and 8 years and nobody said it, unbelievable
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800. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Playing Popcorn on PVC Pipes
#8 If it increases the numbers then its a yes from me.
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801. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Rat chases cat
#23 I kind of think I know what you are talking about ie yesterdays video lol but I'm not totally sure and if you think about it, you are talking to me on here before I even arrive, that's like talking to the future man and now here I am lol. The nearest method of time travel I know.
As to that rat and cat situation, those cats certainly needed to go to cat school, for goodness sake they were a disgrace and for those people who kept calling that rat a mouse, Jesus perhaps you thought the cats were rats.
The nearest method of time travel I know. As to that rat and cat situation, those cats certainly needed to go to cat school, for goodness sake they were a disgrace and for those people who kept calling that rat a mouse, Jesus perhaps you thought the cats were rats.
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802. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Playing Popcorn on PVC Pipes
Well I have to say, it is nice to see some action on the site, I long for those days when new video's were put on daily and a fair sized group of people commented and had banter. It would be great to build that back up again, but of course that is going to require some action from ADMIN too. I appreciate it might not work, but come on lets inject some fuel back into Snotr, more watchers become writers and the good old days could return.
For now I'll just say Thanks Thunders Thanks D Rex and Thanks Basman T I'm not sure about you Iosman 001 as the majority of new members tend to be touting spam these days, but we'll wait give you the benefit of the doubt at the moment.
Spread the love
By the way ADMIN I think I should be given some gold star points for sticking with this for so long after everyone one else had buggered off lol. Maybe be a GOLD 999 is due.
For now I'll just say Thanks Thunders Thanks D Rex and Thanks Basman T I'm not sure about you Iosman 001 as the majority of new members tend to be touting spam these days, but we'll wait give you the benefit of the doubt at the moment.
Spread the love
By the way ADMIN I think I should be given some gold star points for sticking with this for so long after everyone one else had buggered off lol. Maybe be a GOLD 999 is due.
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803. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Mother and Baby Mice Made a New Organism
Imagine having to design a trap to kill those
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804. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video How killer cone snails kill
I find it really weird how my brain works, not only do I not remember watching this video three years ago or ever, in fact I sat watching just now thinking I have never heard of a cone snail, but also I don't remember leaving my amusing comment. I think I have an explanation though and its not necessarily early onset dementia lol. Firstly I'm sure like me, you can watch a film several times without remembering the whole thing, there are parts you notice or concentrate on the second or third time that you didn't the first, or maybe you were distracted on one occasion and actually didn't register it at all, that explains the video. Regarding my comment I have come to the conclusion over the years that I can react to a situation very quickly usually in an amusing way, that's how my brain works and as such I don't have to think about it and therefore I don't need to store it in my long term memory, hence the surprise sometimes when I see something I have written and don't recall it. Don't know why I am telling you this and I can't remember what I've just said anyway so I'm off to take more medication or not.
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805. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Playing Popcorn on PVC Pipes
#2 Yes me too Thunders, perhaps they don't know you have returned, maybe post some new one, you were always good at that. It has been over two weeks since we had any new ones. I personally would prefer a new one each day to several at a time and then nothing. I would love to know how long it actually takes to actually post a video by admin, maybe you could tell us admin. And also tell us if you are short of videos to post, how many you have in reserve and if you need us to upload some more. I'm down to just watching the archive video each day now and have been for months and months.
I ALSO NOTICE THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE TUNING IN FROM TIME TO TIME AND GIVING +s and -s IT WOULD BE GOOD IF YOU ANONYMOUS PEOPLE STARTED LEAVING COMMENTS JUST SO WE KNOW YOU ARE AROUND
I ALSO NOTICE THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE TUNING IN FROM TIME TO TIME AND GIVING +s and -s IT WOULD BE GOOD IF YOU ANONYMOUS PEOPLE STARTED LEAVING COMMENTS JUST SO WE KNOW YOU ARE AROUND
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806. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video This Mushroom Starts Killing You Before You Even Realize It
I guess the moral of the story is if you go to a hat shop to buy a cap, don't get one with a massive spike pointing down from the inside or one woven out of the stings of African Killer bees as it may not end well, but that's only my opinion, you can obviously take your chances if you want, its a free country, when I say free, I mean you have to pay for stuff, except rain and air, that's free, or they are to be accurate. No I mean free in the sense that you can pretty much think your own thoughts without the government getting in your face and saying "No stop that, it's not allowed, didn't you see the sign back there, yeah that's right the one that says, stop thinking now, because you have just entered North Korea or somewhere and it's not allowed, we'll do all the thinking for you from now on, you just sew those trousers over there and make those death caps that we are short of, there will be a new delivery of African Killer bee stings and a new needle on Tuesday, oh and a pattern to work to, mind your fingers, there are a lot of sharp things coming your way." "Shush wants that sound in the bushes, could be anything"?
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807. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video One in a million chance
#27 The problem with that is that one day the Sun's energy will all be used up, the planet will go cold and Snotr will likely go off...I like to look at the big picture.
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808. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Clever way to test batteries
Downside of course is that you could end up throwing away a lot of batteries that are dying but not quite dead.
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809. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Home-made flamethrower
I'd be a little worried about suck-back but that's me all over.
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810. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Prankster Highlights
He's currently driving around in a rover on Mars.
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811. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Ice Fishing in Russia
I was expecting a sudden cry of pain and half an arm being removed from the hole as a fake one armed man pretended to fish. I agree with most of the comments, there is absolutely no way you could catch a pike with your bare hand, without losing several fingers. Pike are terrorist fish, they attack their pray full on with teeth blazing, you might be able to tickle a trout but pike are not ticklish.
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812. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video (Almost) Everything You Need To Know About Making Love In 6 Minutes
Not at all helpful!!!!!!.....What I needed was "Everything you need to know about making love for longer than 6 minutes" As my comment was the last one on this subject and here I am back seven years later with the facility to amend my comment if I wish, I've decided...no need
As my comment was the last one on this subject and here I am back seven years later with the facility to amend my comment if I wish, I've decided...no need 53
813. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Great Recovery
It's almost the rhythm to 'In The Air tonight' by Phil Collins And exactly the beat to Windy Millers there from Trumpton.
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814. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Concerned UPS Driver Calls 911 After Parrot Cries ‘Help Me’
I refer you to #1 above
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815. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video This Eagle Doesn't Like Drones
Or was that a superior eagle shaped drone from the future, taking out the old technology
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816. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Cockatoo Teasing a Kookaburra
I wonder if that is a wild Cockatoo or a pet, how wonderful to have those birds sitting on your fence, we have to make do with the fecking penguins
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817. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video The Japanese Technique for Harvesting Sea Salt by Hand
I wonder if he has high blood pressure
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818. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Store owner pepper sprays thief...
I can't wondering how many times they have been robbed since.
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819. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Silent movies did some pretty crazy things with trains
Yes some amazing stuff back then.
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820. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video MV Arvin Moment of breaking of the ship
I hope everyone got off safely
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821. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Playing Popcorn on PVC Pipes
Can't fault him
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822. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Top 10 Fastest Sailboats on the Planet
Presumably these are top recorded speeds as I would imagine the speed of the wind would make a little bit of difference to the results.
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823. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Plainville plane crash
Wow this video came around just 38 days ago, which I don't mind at all, it's a good video.
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824. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Voice-controlled Home Automation with Android
wow the past
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825. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Jumping nuns
#2 Music, gardening, mountains, art, stamps and eating all exist and there is evidence of them and plenty of it. To spend your life talking to and praising something that can only be reached by faith, when you can have faith in anything, even if it isn't true, is a fallacy. Faith is not a reliable pathway to truth is it. I'm interested in what is true and if you think I am narrow minded and uncultured you are about as far from the truth as you will ever get in your life. I'm very happy to discus this subject with you if you would like to continue this conversation. But think on this, there are countless religions in the world they can't all be true but they could all be wrong, believing in one particular god means you have to not believe in all the others, not doing so can actually get you killed in some societies. Your belief in a god is entirely geographical based on your exposure as a child in the country you were born. It is also time based. If you had been born earlier on in human progression there is a good chance you would have believed in Odin or Thor or the Sun or the Moon.
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826. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Homeless man has the best sign
#11 Oh Thunders I only missed you by 5 years.
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827. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Jumping nuns
Whenever I see nuns or monks I can't help but think what a fecking waste of life, devoting yourself to something what almost certainly doesn't exist.
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828. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Angry Dogs Don't Actually Want To Fight
I think they both want to fight.................... with the fence
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829. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Yooperlite Glow Rocks
Just a year ago, seems much longer.
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830. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Barely Legal Roulette
#3 My goodness Thunders where have you been, it's been an age?
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831. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Somewhere in Russia
Just had an update..5 years on its the car again that is on it's side, it will be the tractors turn again around 2:20pm the dog is fine.
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832. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Wife snoring sounds like an airplane
She so needs CPAP
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833. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Smart Birds
Way to Crow
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834. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Barely Legal Roulette
BARELY!!!! I hope those notes were no more than 5p
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835. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Stay Strong: Two-legged Lamb in Southwest China Astounds Residents
#11 yes it is and we shouldn't be eating as much of it as we are. I still think that poor creature should have been given a support harness of some kind, just something to take the strain off it's back and neck.
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836. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Stefan Holm Hurdles Training
What a boring way to fill your day though.
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837. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Japan develops a new method of demolishing buildings-by shrinking it
Just build the building with none-fireproof cladding on the outside and when you have finished with it, or before in our country, just set it on fire.
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838. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Happy: Trombone Loop
This must be on Snotr more recently as I remember playing it over and over several years ago, but not seven and I wouldn't have not left a comment. Absolutely brilliant.
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839. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Diamondback Rattlesnake wakes up suddenly!
FECK ME!! Even with the warning that was fecking scary. Why would anyone get so close to that? It reminds of the old saying 'Let sleeping diamondback rattlesnakes lie'
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840. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Smart mouse buys herself a treat
I wonder if it gives change.
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841. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Diver Saves Puffer Fish From Hook
I hope the puffer fish went on to have a long puffer life. I was willing the guy to get it out and not cause too much damage in the process, awful hook.
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842. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Painting the fuel tank of a Royal Enfield Motorcycle
To my reckoning he can breath and smile once every three minutes.
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843. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video In Russia, Self-Driving Car Ejects You (and Then Parks Perfectly)
I think it is stretching it to say the car parked itself perfectly, it didn't leave a lot of room between itself and the next car. Bad car, dirty car!!
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844. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video 'He'll do anything to get my attention'
A Fishmance.
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845. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Norwegian helicopter Induces a Rock Fall beside a Fjord
Perhaps they are just trying to get a tiny bit further away from Denmark
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846. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video When it's 5 a.m. at an Irish Wedding - Ho, Ro, the rattlin' Bog
Still brilliant
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847. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Insane teeterboarding
Judging by the ending this could be called foreplay
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848. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Snow Causes Roof Collapse At Commercial Building
"Hello is that the insurance company? can I just check that my building made of metal, with a very large flat roof, is covered under my policy, only it's just collapsed with all my stock inside"
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849. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Amphibious truck?
Thunderbird eleven
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850. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video fun at work
Boys will be boys and some of them will be dead.
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851. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Siku, the adorable Danish polar bear
Super cute, I wonder who he is eating right now though.
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852. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Car accident 2019
Everyone driving along, not a care in the world..then..........
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853. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Tony Hawk: 50 tricks at age 50
Forty years doing that, wow.
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854. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video I Made My Dog a Pit of 5400 Balls
#1 Hopefully not many otherwise it wouldn't be able to submerge. Maybe the guy will keep them forever.
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855. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Jinxy Jenkins, Lucky Lou
Loved this two years ago and I love it still.
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856. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Comparing Pitstops Across Motorsports
#1 They do, but I suspect you are yet another SPAM ARTIST posting your crap on out site and like the others you will be removed.....Goodbye
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857. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Kid pees on fountain during marriage proposal.
I guess it could have been worse
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858. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Unexpected turn at "Who wants to be a millionaire"
If I'm honest I may well have said the same the thing and agreeing with Jeremy Clarkson really pains me.
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859. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Primitive Technology: Water powered hammer (Monjolo)
Can't believe this is four years ago, wonder if it's still cracking nuts, or if the guy is in lockdown with Covid, like the rest of the fecking world.
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860. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Edible Cutlery
So why five years on do we still have plastic cutlery?
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861. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video See around corners using ultrafast time-of-flight imaging
The issue with this is that you need the back wall.
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862. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video The 1950's 5th wheel parking
I wonder how many were made.
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863. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Grumpy Old Man in Wheelchair Knocks Painter off Ladder Blocking His Way
I think Covid-19 has altered my feelings towards my fellow man since my comment one year ago. Now I would tip him out of the wheelchair, punch him in the face and throw his wheelchair in a skip.
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864. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Video shows moment dam gate collapsed at Lake Dunlap
I wonder how long it took to sort that out
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865. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Awesome dog vs Walrus
As I'm in an argumentative mood today I have changed my mind they are Walrus's. Oh yes they aren't
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866. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Showing Off The Newly Laid Concrete
#4 Yes and you are a knob, like many before you using this site to spam your wares. ADMIN WE HAVE YES ANOTHER CHANCER THAT NEEDS REMOVING. I KNOW WE ARE LOW ON NUMBERS BUT WE DON'T NEED THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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867. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Origami gliders
I wonder how many kids have walked into tables, chairs and walls doing this
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868. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video How to wake up your girlfriend
At least she didn't have to deal with the poke.
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869. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Showing Off The Newly Laid Concrete
oh dear, is this salvageable?
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870. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Robots Are Able To Dance Now
Absolutely amazing and brilliant that Boston isn't wasting it's money getting the robots doing anything stupid Of course when they eventually take over, it will be video's like this that will make the so fecking mad and turn against us.
Of course when they eventually take over, it will be video's like this that will make the so fecking mad and turn against us. 53
871. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Plainville plane crash
There are definitely worse ways to land a plane, I would have been straining for a worse outcome.
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872. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video This Simple Paper Centrifuge Could Revolutionize Global Health
My goodness I had completely forgotten about this item and the conversations I had with Thunders about it, miss those days.
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873. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Brooklyn Space Nine
Ready for some new video's Snotr anytime you have a minute
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874. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Peel jet car, filmed by Paradise Road at Flame & Thunder '14
Did they really have to film it at night
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875. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Charter Bus in Rock Tunnel
If I lived around there and I was a git, I'd get up early in the morning with some mates and some large containers of Artex and some rock coloured paint and just build one of the sides out a few inches
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876. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Jaw Dropping Video from INSIDE The Milan
Powerful stuff indeed.
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877. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Jaw Dropping Video from INSIDE The Milan
Powerful stuff indeed.
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878. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Jaw Dropping Video from INSIDE The Milan
Powerful stuff indeed.
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879. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Tree used as spare tire
"Three wheels on my trailer and I'm still rolling along,
this piece of tree is helping me, can you see, my piece of tree
and I'm singing a happy song
Right around the corner is a RAC and we can watch those other trees, go gathering by"
this piece of tree is helping me, can you see, my piece of tree
and I'm singing a happy song
Right around the corner is a RAC and we can watch those other trees, go gathering by"
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880. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Greek Fireworks Battle on Easter
Love the way the music takes off along with the rockets
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881. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Liftware Launch Video
Need to work on that other 30% in my opinion
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882. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Is Titanium Bulletproof?
Quite a few quids worth of firearm there too.
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883. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Brooklyn Space Nine
Don't get it?..................
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884. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video One of the most dangerous and exhausting mountain bike races (PoV complete with great commentary)
Wore my tyres out just watching
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885. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Flying above the water in a battery powered, hydrofoil surfboard
That looks like fun...
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886. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Ground Control Shoots the Shit with SEATAC Plane Hijacker
Hey you can't leave it there, now I've got to go to Google...I have a bad feeling though...
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887. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Guy nails every accent
Brilliant I bet he's got a lot of stamps on his passport
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888. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Augmented Reality Sandbox
UUUUMMMM sand.............................
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889. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Smart duck fools hyena
The duck is offering lessons for this escape procedure, which is great until you get the bill.
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890. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video How fast is a F1 car?
So was the Peugeot second?
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891. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video The Insane Logistics of Formula 1
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO THE FEW SNOTARIENS THAT REMAIN.
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892. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Theresa May CCTV images
#4 you are a very rude little girl
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893. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Jetlag, much?
Well I've just done an update on my awful sense of humour and without seeing what I wrote 7 years ago, I thought of exactly the same comment this time, so don't need to type it
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894. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video One of the passengers took a video from inside a crashing plane. Pretoria, South Africa
Well the first few seconds were ok, then the video stopped.
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895. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Japanese woman recording her cat right before the Great Tohoku Earthquake struck.
Luckily lots of clean underwear hanging up.
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896. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Brawl in the aquarium: Fishes Spit Sand
Do you think it's still going on, or did someone buy one of the fish.
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897. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Why Tunnels Don't Collapse
Fascinating...................................
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898. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Traffic warden tickets an on-call Ambulance!
Absolute tosser..............
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899. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Visiting an American supermarket for the first time after emigrating from the USSR
Riveting
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900. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video New Technology for the Blood Service
Well I haven't seen these in use, so perhaps it didn't take off?
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901. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Redneck Wedding
First night of the honeymoon in traction me thinks, hope they were not too badly injured.
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902. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video C7 Corvette Z06 crashes into tree
Good news everyone, I've just had an update from the owner and the car which crashed in 2013 should be back on the road in 2012, a year earlier than expected. Second bit of news the driver, who is still in hiding has been spotted living rough in the woods.
Second bit of news the driver, who is still in hiding has been spotted living rough in the woods. 53
903. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Ping Pong Carnival
Some people just spend too long playing with their balls, had to be said.
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904. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video 2020 Remixed
Somehow it didn't seem like so much happened from where I was sitting........"Nurse I need a seat by the window, I'm missing stuff"
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905. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Way Too Close...
Question is who had the right of way. Second question, was it the pilot or the girl who had the brownest underpants
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906. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video What if We Nuke the Moon?
#1 Nope Goose years.
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907. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Skydiving from one plane to the next...
That would have been much more impressive if the guys in the second plane, were not expecting the first guy....He turns up, taps on the door, they say "Oh feck look it's Pete, let him in, I'll put another tea bag in the kettle"
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908. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Trying to catch what’s been stealing the chickens...
#7 Little embarrassing, the spam artist at #1 got removed and you slipped into his spot. lol
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909. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Competitive Foursome
#8 If they did it wouldn't have rolled far.
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910. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video German man riding a beer case
I wonder what that guy is doing now I mean right now, he will be nine years older, maybe married divorced kids, working in a bank. Actually as this is December 21 2020, he's probably in lockdown due to Covid-19 like the rest of the fecking world.
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911. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Fish Market on Galapagos Islands
Watching this a year on in 2020, you start to wonder if it is situations like this that start pandemics, last year I felt different.
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912. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Primitive Technology: Blower and charcoal
#2 #3 Glad I asked now.
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913. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video One of the best sci-fi scenes comes from the opening of the awful movie Valerian
Probably blew their budget on those first four minutes.
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914. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Primitive Technology: Blower and charcoal
What is the end product?
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915. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Ok, maybe I underestimated VR.
Good work out
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916. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Yenisei River. ice drift
And no one had a Martini.
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917. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Hi...I am your Grandpa.
Would have been funny if he had said at the end " Hi I am your Grandpa..and I'm going to fecking keel you"
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918. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Safety helmet challenge
I'm wondering when someone will think about quickly adding a lead weight to the inside or an internal brain spike.
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919. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Bass Fishing By Hand
#10 I want to believe that Stephen did become the first flying carp and is living out his retirement somewhere wet.
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920. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video When the massage is too good
Doesn't lose it's charm does it, the falling over backwards bird, its grip ok yes it loses that, but not its charm oh no.
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921. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video How to Spot a Pyramid Scheme
Almost as bad as rectangle schemes
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922. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video TIMELAPSE: Lego Star Destroyer (Star Wars: The Force Awakens)
About a $1000.000 worth of Lego
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923. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Petting tiger sharks like they're dogs
I wonder how many other sharks that would work on
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924. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video In Space Everyone Can Hear You Poop
Didn't mention loo rolls....
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925. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video This woman donated her kidney to save her boss and then got fired.
I guess we need to hear the rest of the story, but from that side it seems to suck.
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926. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Would-be thief gets a taste of small town justice
Yep we should have more of that kind of justice
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927. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Amazing Anamorphic Illusions!
Amazing stuff
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928. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Stevie Starr's got talent
Why anyone would fall for this even for a second amazes me. He takes the ring from Amanda, turns around and pushes a padlock (not the padlock) shut over the ring, you don't need a key to lock the padlock. Amanda's ring does not get swallowed which is why it isn't wet, the rest is more bollocks and involves a second ring, padlock and key. And the audience all go woooooo! come on idiots use your brains.
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929. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Rescuing stranded dolphins
That would be something that stays with you and probably the dolphin for ever.
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930. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Looney Tunes
Not playing too well on my PC today.
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931. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Incredible dishonest cutting & editing of Jordan Petersons Vice interview
Uuum very yawn..interesting..
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932. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Shell Gasstation Toilet
Lots of places to hide camera's...just saying
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933. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video The TronicalTune
Do they do one for a mandolin
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934. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Dropkick Murphys perform outside home of boy, 3, battling cancer
Anyone know how the little guy is doing?
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935. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Little kid yodeling at Walmart
"You can Yodel as much as you like kid, but no you are not pushing in and where is your fecking mask!" ...."Oh and tell your granny too"
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936. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Nintendo of Russia CEO swears, calls host a "retard" on a Mario Kart livestream aimed at k
Okay I'm not a gamer and although I watched the video, I have no idea what I just watched. But a note to the people who made the video, the English subtitles are not staying on screen long enough for people to read them. I'm not a slow reader but in my opinion you need to leave the text onscreen for at least another five to six seconds each time. I wasn't interested enough to keep pausing, but if you are trying to get a message out to English speaking people, leave the text on the screen longer.
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937. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video How to Save TONS of Water, to Save the Planet - ElectroBOOM
I've always liked this guy, we don't see him enough these days..I was about to complain that he didn't get an electric shock as the video progressed then he came up with the goods, so I was satisfied.
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938. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video The Egg Sprinkler Mystery
So if you spin a chicken while she's laying her egg...no no this experiment requires more time at the drawing board could be messy.
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939. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Russia's first postal drone takes its maiden flight - and crashes straight into a wall.
I just want it to be known now, that I am very happy to have the vaccine for Covid-19 BUT I DO NOT WISH TO HAVE THE RUSSIAN VERSION...OH NO THANK YOU VERY MUCH..I'D TRY BLEACH FIRST.
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940. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Russia in 15 seconds
I hardly dare ask if this is 1920 or 2020?
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941. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Snake catches baby rabbit, Momma comes to save the day.
I think there were two baby rabbits, one survived but one didn't, the moral of this story as told to the snake was "And don't come back"
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942. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video The Moon Terminator Illusion
QI
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943. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video That time in 1994 when Bill Gates jumped over a chair for Connie Chung
Yeah its a good trick, but its not going to get you anywhere in life is it..loser
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944. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video ... and then there are smart guys
That woman would really get on my nerves......................
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945. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Why Isn't Cycling Normal in London?
I liked the "AHH...AHH" part
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946. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Engine failure
Makes you wonder how many replies you would get as a pilot if you advertised "FREE FLIGHT...Looking for someone to sit in while I practice landing after engine failure...bring your own nappy"
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947. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Woman and dog hit by surprise wave in Tramore Co Waterford
Holy shit batman I got my shoes wet
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948. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video A busy day on the Highway
Apparently on the way back, the dogs are on the sledge
Why is it when I take two of my dogs out they get their lead tangled all the time, but he has ten and they don't
Why is it when I take two of my dogs out they get their lead tangled all the time, but he has ten and they don't
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949. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video How cats flip
If you are the kind of person who is going to drop a cat several times to make a video, are you also the type of person who would be curious as to what would happen if you tried it with a dog, that is my worry.
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950. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Mobile phones of the future, in the past
Good old home office
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951. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video BIGGEST PIZZA SLICE IN THE WORLD
Surely by definition a slice should come from a whole.
If that is being accepted as a world record then surly I could make a two foot piece and called it the worlds largest 10th of a pizza slice?
If that is being accepted as a world record then surly I could make a two foot piece and called it the worlds largest 10th of a pizza slice?
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952. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video LEGO 360° Milling Machine
I can see the day when you will be able to make little houses with windows and a rocket to sit outside, maybe even a car with wheels that go around.
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953. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video How a Differential Works
It's good to know about these things, but lets face it if your differential gets indifferent with you, you need a garage and a decent available balance in your bank account.
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954. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Shotgun Enthusiast Don't Need No Teeth
I wonder where they eventually buried him
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955. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Awesome Bike Lights
I tried to join the revolution, but it seems it it didn't take off.
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956. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video This guy's car impressions are insane. Rally Drivers 100% fooled.
I can do a Hillman Imp from the 1980's.............wanna hear it again?
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957. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Dog eats Bean Burrito in 1 second
Didn't even touch the sides
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958. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Baby runs out of steam on brothers toy train
I wonder if she's still going round?
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959. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video The Voynich Manuscript, one of the worlds greatest mysteries, has probably been deciphered.
Seems like a lot of work, to decipher something that we we will now know an accurate answer to anyway.
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960. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video In 1976 a stuntman named Kenny Powers attempted to jump the St Lawrence River in a rocket-powered Li
Well he tried goddammit, at least he did that.
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961. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Pizza in Its Purest Form: The Story of Lucali
What a great story and thanks so much to Snotr Admin for giving us a feast of new video's to watch today, just what I needed here in the UK with a Covid-19 National lockdown and a grey sky.
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962. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video A city destroyed: The Halifax Explosion, 100 years later in 360-degrees
#1 Absolutely otherwise it's just a pointless mess of images.
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963. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Why European Clocks are Running Slow, and British Clocks Aren't
Naw there was a hair in the gate, do it again.
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964. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Debris chrashes through front windshield
It sounded like a kitchen window rather than a car windscreen.
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965. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video How to Replace Blinker Fluid
Spoilt it at the end in my opinion
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966. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Diamonds are shit, and you people should stop buying them.
Yes so there.
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967. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Heavy crash at the ring
Avoid rings, stick to circles
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968. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video My pet flying squirrel, Deeb, jumping around & playing
Aww I want a pet flying squirrel called Deeb...........................
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969. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Could the Crew of Columbia Have Been Rescued?
This is a long video, so if you are in a rush...the answer is No.
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970. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Airborne Snakes
#13 As I genuinely hadn't read your comment when I thought of mine, I'm going to type it anyway. 'Oh for fuck sake, don't teach them how to fly to'
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971. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Otter jumps from water into boat to steal a fish
Jam on toast for tea then.
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972. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Very realistic potato chip drawing
It's always pissed me off that people can be born with that level of skill, while I end up with four sides when I draw a triangle
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973. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video This Plane Tried To Do The Impossible: The Caproni Transaereo
You would have thought he would have made a ten seater first and tried it over a boating lake.
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974. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Presidential Motorcade Bike Cop Owned By Speed Bump
#24 A month is a long time at the moment.
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975. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video The Black Pigeon
Walked past the roof yesterday, its still going on, cat had a hip replacement operation in 2019, and is a little slower going backwards but the pigeon is making allowances so you can hardly tell. The music has changed they are now listening to some country and western, Tex Ritter I think.
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976. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video The smallest car in the world
#15 No it isn't, just has new presenters.
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977. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Social Distance
#2#5 The greatest threat to our lives is actually people like you who ignore the hysteria and think we should probably do nothing as it is futile trying to do so.
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978. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Social Distance
#2 I presume you mean Like Smallpox?
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979. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Train vs Flood
Save water shower with a commuter
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980. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Social Distance
Brilliant, I should have been, but I wasn't expecting that.
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981. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Microneedles
Six years on and although in use these things aren't perfect and won't be replacing the hypodermic any time soon, but they have their uses.
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982. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video The play that goes wrong
This play that went wrong, went wrong on Snotr 8 days ago and I for one think it's about time we had a new video....please
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983. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Tim Gajser insane scrub
I still think it would have been quicker to get off and walk.
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984. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Questions about Concrete Answered - The Basics
What did he say about cement again?
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985. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Copper's Surprising Reaction to Strong Magnets | Force Field Motion Dampening
#1 What bird?
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986. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Marooned Great White Shark Rescued
The shark is lying on the beach thinking 'Ok, took a wrong turn back there, but just stay cool, I know it was popular but there is still a chance that some of these guys haven't watched any of the Jaws movies, it might not be too bad, they might not all be pescatarians'
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987. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video The Spectacular T.T. IOM. TT (Isle of Man) Motorcycle Road Race
You gotta have a death wish to take part in this event or least a belief in reincarnation
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988. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Terminator
And 2020 style https://youtu.be/db5WSmdN0wI
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989. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Ronald Reagan and the three-legged chicken
Well at least he was human, unlike the current one.
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990. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video The play that goes wrong
That was farcical
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991. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Hidden history of London railings – BBC London News
Funny how some videos seem much older than others, I wonder if this video is on one than once.
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992. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Fairchild XC-120 Packplane
The years go by so fast...
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993. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Best Fails of the Year (So Far) 2020
Well that made for a very nice amusing surprise...I was expecting to have to watch the snowball fight again.
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994. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video The Skin Gun
Why 10 years later am I not hearing about this procedure, is it real or isn't it?
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995. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Russian army blows up its inflatable weapons
if there is a heavy wind they will blow all over the battle field.
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996. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Riker sits down
It's almost a Mawashi Geri.
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997. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Austin mini slalom
#23 Just because the previous comments were ten years old, you still have to count them lol.
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998. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Snowball fight 124 years ago.
What a wonderful few moments, makes you want to find out more about them, how their day started and how it ended. Why did the guy on the bike leave without his hat, just amazing.
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999. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Hal fixing a light bulb
ADMIN WE HAVE YET ANOTHER TOSSER SPAM ARTIST...PLEASE RELEASE THE HOUNDS>
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1000. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Slav lads cover songs in dorm room
Yes I remember this from way back, wonder what the guys are doing now, hope they are still playing.
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1001. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Presidential Motorcade Bike Cop Owned By Speed Bump
Dirty shirt dirty shirt
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1002. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video So...you think You're hard done by?
I just hope he had planning position for that.
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1003. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Car attempts to overtake in the rain
#20 I should buy more lottery tickets
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1004. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video This Chinese cockroach farm houses a billion roaches contained by a moat with hungry fish
Admin, it's been 8 days since we had a new video and it was about cockroaches...time for a few new one's, when you have a minute
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1005. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video The majestic woodcock
It's not going to disturb many worms walking on tarmac, more likely to get run over silly bird.
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1006. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video The world has never eradicated a parasite. But Jimmy Carter is about to.
I wonder what we are down to now in 2020 I'm thinking 19
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1007. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video This Chinese cockroach farm houses a billion roaches contained by a moat with hungry fish
I guess it makes sense, felt sorry for the poor reporter, did you see his shirt ugh!!
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1008. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Sugar Plum Fairy by Tchaikovsky
Lovely way to start the day. I wonder how they celebrate at the end of a concert...glass of brandy maybe?
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1009. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Guess who is in charge
What they didn't show you but the elephant could see, was that behind the camera was an anti tank cannon.
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1010. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Attempt at landing at Wellington Airport
Pilot obviously paid by the hour and it's only five to.
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1011. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video The Leidenfrost Effect
Drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip.................................
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1012. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video 5 SCARY Physics Experiments!
um
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1013. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Triglav The Rock
That's made my back ache.
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1014. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Acro Yoga on the Tallest Chimney in Europe (360m)
I appreciate one answer would be "Why not" but WHY?
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1015. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Korean artist Kim Jung Gi demonstrates his skill
Magical just magical
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1016. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video A good chase
Got IM................
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1017. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Wizard of skate
Ready for some new video's now ADMIN.
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1018. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Train engine turbo failure
#10 yep I'm guessing then went back about twenty minutes
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1019. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Racing pilot nearly decapitated when hit by another plane
Still scary 4 years on.
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1020. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Microwave man
Eleven years on I wonder if he is still doing the same act?
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1021. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Wizard of skate
Yeah very good, but as my Dad would have said, he needs a haircut.
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1022. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Two handed drawing
Really pisses me off that someone can what I can't do twice at the same time.
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1023. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video 'Mistakes' (New Zealand road safety advert)
#1 Yep indeed it does.
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1024. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video High-Magnification Macro Photography of Arthropods
What a lovely calm video, very relaxing and incredible detail.
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1025. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Three sisters unbelievable dancing skills 1940s
Still amazing five years on and seventy years on.
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1026. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video How Does a Quantum Computer Work?
I didn't realise that Tim Minchin knew about all this stuff, not as funny as usual though.
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1027. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video The Forest Farmer That's Amazing
I'm just driving over to house to see his plants, anyone coming?
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1028. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Shocking Facts About the Space Shuttle Challenger Disaster
Always always always listen to the guys that know.
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1029. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Testing The World's Smartest Autonomous Car
Level 10 time travel.
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1030. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video The Kings' Dessert
I wonder what that guy is doing right now? My guess is he's either asleep or he's making those things.
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1031. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Fire Tornado
All good from 2 minutes onward
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1032. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Orangutan Muay Thai match
#7 Well if the choice was the orangutan or you Kenny, I'd definitely go with the Oran
#6 And if there were three to chose from Sowshul, very likely you would be sharing a box with Kenny.
#6 And if there were three to chose from Sowshul, very likely you would be sharing a box with Kenny.
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1033. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Narcissists and #SOCIALMEDIA
He's absolutely right, we now live in a 'Look at me, I'm fabulous' world. I find it nauseating. Now where is my hat.
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1034. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video How Helen Keller Learned to Talk
Well I'm slightly ashamed to say I have never heard of her, but I've just been through Wiki and a few videos and now I'm quite clued up. There does seem to be some controversy about the woman now, as no other in history having become death and blind at 19 months seems to have reached the heights that she did and there is some suggestion that her teacher who translated what she was actually saying which was the best part illegible could have been manipulating what was being said, the jury is out on that one.
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1035. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Caterpiller commits suicide
Caterpillars move in a mysterious way.
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1036. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Orangutan Muay Thai match
#4 Still an asshole after all these years Kenuty I see. Someone once told me that you came from Cambodia or Thailand or somewhere, so it doesn't surprise me one bit that you think animal degradation is ok, well it fucking isn't. There are too many backward cunt-ries in the word that treat animals like shit.
The Chinese are probably the worse and the world is currently paying the price of their stupidity. Rhino and Elephant horn for medicine what an absolutely ape-man intelligence (and that's being cruel to ape-men). All those beautiful animals slaughtered and butched for a tusk for the Chinese. And it does absolutely fucking nothing, if they must grate up a piece of something into a powder, try the hard dry skin foot pads of Chinese people, that comes off all white and powdery and will give exactly the same result as Rhino horn....fucking none!
If there is a Karen on this site it is and always has been you, you knob.
The Chinese are probably the worse and the world is currently paying the price of their stupidity. Rhino and Elephant horn for medicine what an absolutely ape-man intelligence (and that's being cruel to ape-men). All those beautiful animals slaughtered and butched for a tusk for the Chinese. And it does absolutely fucking nothing, if they must grate up a piece of something into a powder, try the hard dry skin foot pads of Chinese people, that comes off all white and powdery and will give exactly the same result as Rhino horn....fucking none!
If there is a Karen on this site it is and always has been you, you knob.
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1037. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Gun Control Explained by "Mr Bean"
Much closer to Blackadder than Mr Bean
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1038. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Electric Record Nordschleife | Full Lap Volkswagen ID.R
I would have wanted to lose another six seconds off that figure.
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1039. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Terrible Infomercials
Two years on I still wanna be a titty bear.
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1040. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Hasan Kaval Paraglides With Sofa and TV Set
Now that's entertainment
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1041. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Orangutan Muay Thai match
When I was a child I would have thought that was great entertainment but how wrong was I. This is exploitation of a gorgeous intelligent primate and should be banned.
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1042. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Fire tornado hits Brazil
Whirling Flameish.
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1043. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Dash Cam WTF Compilation October 2014
Bad drivers with a bit of bad weather sprinkled in
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1044. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video RCTESTFLIGHT - Solar Plane V3 1st Flight - Episode 6
Makes you want to have a go.
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1045. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Free fall anyone?
My main worry would be getting out of the net afterwards, that's my main worry after the net failing of course.
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1046. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Daylight Robbery
Great video I remember it well, looks like a king fisher.
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1047. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Stephen Fry's milk trick in QI
#4 No hope she is OK, maybe Covid-19 is keeping her busy, she's a nurse in the USA. I do agree though the site is collapsing, I'm very often the only one commenting on the site. I still tune daily.
#3 You been out in the sun for too long today by any chance
#2 Funnily enough although I can see the show I stopped watching in completely since Stephen Fry left, I'm not a fan of Sandy don't know why, can't like everyone I guess. Having said that I did watch last nights episode as there was bugger all else on any of the other channels and it wasn't too bad.
#3 You been out in the sun for too long today by any chance
#2 Funnily enough although I can see the show I stopped watching in completely since Stephen Fry left, I'm not a fan of Sandy don't know why, can't like everyone I guess. Having said that I did watch last nights episode as there was bugger all else on any of the other channels and it wasn't too bad.
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1048. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Pilot Lands Bush Plane Like a Helicopter
With those tyres he could have dropped from 100 feet.
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1049. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video BRAINSTORM -OR- GREEN NEEDLE
FIRSTLY ADMIN!!!! CAN YOU GET RID OF SHERDAVIS AT NUMBER ONE< USUAL TOSSER POSTING CRAP ON OUR SITE. SEND THEM AWAY ....BY THE WAY ANYONE READING IT< IT IS A SCAM AND WILL COST YOU MONEY AND PROBABLY A VIRUS!!!!!!
Back to the important stuff, can't make out what the first sound is but the second to me is Green Needle or I need who
Back to the important stuff, can't make out what the first sound is but the second to me is Green Needle or I need who
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1050. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Stephen Fry's milk trick in QI
And sadly then we got Sandy Toksvig
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1051. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video This Horrifying Ride In Japan Is Pedal-Powered
Is this the ride where everyone falls to their death after about thirty seconds, hence the short video?
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1052. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Timelapse: Albuquerque Balloon Fiesta
Five years on still a wonderful sight and you still wouldn't get me up in one.
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1053. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Toddler gets his head stuck in a gate
So we have to conclude that he climbed through but couldn't get his head through, the turned around, almost a Mensa challenge.
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1054. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video World Freestyle Round-Up 2020
#4 Much like Snotr most days, great to see some faces today.
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1055. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video World Freestyle Round-Up 2020
I hate that sort of thing but my goodness I enjoyed that. When you imagine how many times he must have fallen off learning all those moves brings joy to my heart. By the way I realise I am talking to my fecking self here, where are all the fecking snotarians, come on you barstards show yourselves, too scared hey, you pussies I'll bite your legs off.....I can wait......I'm in no rush...........................I can wait ALL DAY if need be.....little whistle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................OH FOR FECK SAKE SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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1056. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video How We Planned to go to Mars by 1982 - The early Manned Missions
I used to dream that someone would make a website just for me and now I've got one I'm feeling like Noddy No Mates. Doing nothing for my self esteem this. I wouldn't even mind arguing with a person of religion at the moment..Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllpppppppppp.
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1057. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Dude Cheats Death On a Cliff with a Snowmobile
or he missed the ride of his life, could have been fine an initial steep fly then ground contact and whoopee.
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1058. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Fat Cute Cat Going Under Door
That's not a cat it's just fur on a feather duster
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1059. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Chinese Military Multifunctional Shovel
The enemy have guns and bullets but worry not lads, we have a shovel.
Can you imagine how much space there must be in a china mans workshop. No tools just a shovel.
Can you imagine how much space there must be in a china mans workshop. No tools just a shovel.
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1060. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Germany’s Insane Hover Jet Transport: The Do 31 Story
Fascinating story, really enjoyed that Snotr.
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1061. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Legend of the Pipers
Admin can you remove this piece of shit #1Joandavis from the site, I mean know the numbers are low, but we don't need this crap.
Really enjoyed the video by the way, weird but my kind of thing.
Really enjoyed the video by the way, weird but my kind of thing.
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1062. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video 25 IMPOSSIBLE MOMENTS IN SPORTS HISTORY
Ok, officially bored admin, more video please......
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1063. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Los Angeles dumps 96 million plastic balls into a reservoir to prevent it from evaporating
Imagine getting that order. "There might be a bit of overtime, coming up guys, and we night need to order some more hand pumps"
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1064. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video River boat trip
I'd like to bet there aren't any life jackets, you fall in and the pollution kills you very quickly, then you drown.
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1065. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Lance Burton sleight of hand
Very impressive, slick is the word I'd use. One has to assume there is some protection over the use of birds in magic and one also has to assume that he is not contravening that.
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1066. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Sammy The Seal
Gorgeous creature and good advertising for the shop, I bet he's wondering what Jack Russell tastes like...
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1067. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Russian army blows up its inflatable weapons
If these dummy tanks are 100 times cheaper than the real thing, then they need to get the dummy tank price down to $100 then the real things will only cost $10000
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1068. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video A Camera-trap captures the local wild life.
The water level was probably affected by how much beaver there was in the area.
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1069. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Birds with arms...
Hilarious but way too short
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1070. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Escalator spin trick
Very cute and obviously gamey but a really stupid dangerous thing to do 30 people die and 17000 are injured on escalators each year just in the USA. Don't copy her, date her, although she'll be getting on a bit now if she hasn't been killed by an escalator, just don't copy her. I wonder what her thoughts are now about that stunt?
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1071. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video One in a million chance
Isn't it funny when you think about it, Snotr put a video on this site and we all watch it and try and make a unique comment about it and get people to like our comment, why the feck do we do that. Do we walk around for the rest of the day thinking "Got 5 likes for my type comment, some didn't get anyway, or did I get for than 5 and a couple of people didn't like it, mind blown". I'm tired just thinking about this.
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1072. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Quadrotor Ball Juggling
Don't think it would need an operator these days.
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1073. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Why is Stella mad?
Stella sick of having to press a fecking button to get anything done around here GRRR
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1074. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video An unusual crash for two race bikes
I bet those bikes were throwing up after that.
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1075. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Rocket Bicycle World Record ? 333 km/h (207 mph)
It's going to be a while before a Ferrari does 0 to 207mph in 4.3 seconds isn't it.
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1076. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Amazing chemical reactions!
There's nowt stranger than folk well apart from chemical reactions.
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1077. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Meerkats
#6 It might be five years ago Thunders but Cause you did lol
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1078. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Birth of a Pond Time Lapse
#12 Oh no, not at all, they will have to make another pond to keep it company or it will get depressed.
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1079. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video FAKE DEAF-MUTE & PETITION SCAM IN EUROPE. DON'T FALL FOR THIS!
Where are all the police in Prague, these shits could be arrested on the spot. The real crime here that needs addressing is that too few people will get to find out in time that this sum exists. Maybe there should be large screens up in all the major cities and people paid to film these criminals in action and their video's put instantly on the screens for everyone to see.
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1080. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Jim Breuer - impression of AC/DC doing the hokey pokey
I bet he needs to go suck a Zube after that.
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1081. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Social Justice Warriors, Bias Response Team
Well that was especially crap wasn't it, do we need to send in some new videos Snotr?
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1082. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Manliest tool ever
I'm thinking at the end of your first day working there, you would go home with a thumping headache, Imagine having to work there after a really heavy night out and a kebab.
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1083. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Inbred Family-The Whitakers
Man that was disturbing, how are they allowed to live like that. Isn't there some system in America, that would intervene and get them some help.
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1084. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Wild boar attacking a leopard
Bom Bom didy didy didy, Bom Bom didy didy didy, Bom Bom didy didy didy........ la la la la TUSK! Fleetwood Mac
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1085. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Walking baby rhino Warren - He knows his name!
Where was I three years ago and a year ago? Just gorgeous, Love Warren.
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1086. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video A terrible accident Head-on collision of trucks
Messy, quite an impact into that tree.
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1087. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Thoughtless Driver Ruins Everyone's Day at the Wildlife Park
Just a thought guys and gals.
Snotr over the years has been a constant source of entertainment, packed with thousands of wonderful video's and in my opinion there is no better bank of interesting video's on the internet.
What it is lacking now is viewers. How about we all rally around and mention the site to friends, family, enemies, work colleagues etc, get them to Join and start making comments and rejuvenate this site back to where it should be and beyond.
If you are on Facebook, twitter whatever, get it mentioned, put links to it.
I think it is so sad that we are just down to a tiny handful of people commenting. If you already come on the site and view, start making yourself known, leave a comment, come on we can do this, lets see how far we can push this.
Also start posting new video's, for people to see
Snotr over the years has been a constant source of entertainment, packed with thousands of wonderful video's and in my opinion there is no better bank of interesting video's on the internet.
What it is lacking now is viewers. How about we all rally around and mention the site to friends, family, enemies, work colleagues etc, get them to Join and start making comments and rejuvenate this site back to where it should be and beyond.
If you are on Facebook, twitter whatever, get it mentioned, put links to it.
I think it is so sad that we are just down to a tiny handful of people commenting. If you already come on the site and view, start making yourself known, leave a comment, come on we can do this, lets see how far we can push this.
Also start posting new video's, for people to see
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1088. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Skilled Midget
It is very well done, but just imagine how much more amazing it would have been if an actual midget climbed off that box and walked off the stage.
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1089. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Thoughtless Driver Ruins Everyone's Day at the Wildlife Park
Why on earth would you try and close your window with a giraffes head sticking through it, mindless. Took me a couple of views to realise that the people talking in the car and filming were not the people in the car with the giraffe.
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1090. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video SpaceX Falcon 9 Explosion
Could have gone better in my opinion.
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1091. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video WIN & FAIL Crossing Rivers Compilation
I do wonder how good it is for us to watch video's like this, my stress levels just went through the roof, generally we only get involved in a situation like this one in our lives, then we stay well clear, to watch a dozen all in a row, I'm just not sure...
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1092. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video DROPPING FLAT SCREEN TV'S PRANK!
Yeah...........................................
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1093. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Sometimes Security Cameras catch a gem!
Six years later it still causes the driver to wake up in the middle of the nights screaming NOOOOOO!!!!
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1094. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Crazy door
Well this was at least 12 years ago, haven't walked through one yet, so I'm guessing it didn't open.
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1095. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Lamb Of God - Ghost Walking (Stefanie Stuber) _ The Voice of Germany 2019 _ Blinds
Need some subtitles.
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1096. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Steve Jobs PISSED OFF moments 1997 2010
I don't know why but I was expecting worse lol.
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1097. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video INSTANT POLICE KARMA, Drivers Busted by Police, Brake Check & Road Rage
OK Admin ready for some new video's now.
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1098. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Pretty cool experiment
Good way of comparing batteries I guess, I wonder how long it will spin on a Duracell?
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1099. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Home made dream car
I wonder what it looks like now?
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1100. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video INSTANT POLICE KARMA, Drivers Busted by Police, Brake Check & Road Rage
Some of those were as clear as mud.
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1101. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Dig hard !!!
Good heavens.
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1102. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video How to wash your car
I hope no one was inside, crushed and drowned in around five seconds.
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1103. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Village flooded by lava
So does anyone know what you do after the lava cools are you stuck with it, have you got to move area, what do you do?
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1104. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Dashcam accidents compilation
Those stupid accidents just keep coming don't they. Some of those drivers must have been asleep.
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1105. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Amazing Drawing On a Blackboard
#7 There are a lot of artists sitting on beaches in the Bahamas, nodding their heads while pissing themselves and drinking spirits from pineapples.
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1106. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Ozzy Man Reviews: Murder Hornets
Big stingy buggers.
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1107. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Longest Alpine Coaster (Imst) - no brakes!
Well that's my work out for this morning.
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1108. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Tesla Autopilot is better than you think! Here's why.
The test will be when these systems prove to be so good that driver intervention is not required and safety levels increase to such a degree that accidents just don't happen. New designs for cities keeping pedestrians away from roads, speeds will increase, destination times will be shortened, no pollution levels, carbon footprints down to nothing and then you won't have a choice whether you drive or not, you just won't have the option. You will have to go to a track to drive a variety of old cars for a few hours, but no one will know how to drive, you will have to be taught to drive even an automatic electric car. All the petrol and diesels will be long gone or in museums, people will eventually lose interest in going to see those, they will be irrelevant to life in the future...... Just a thought
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1109. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Mercury thiocyanate decomposition
Now if you were in the middle of a forest at night and the forest floor started doing that all around you, how quickly would you learn how to climb a tree. Answers on a postcard to;-
Poohed you pants?
loose stools
Smelly pants
Montana
Poohed you pants?
loose stools
Smelly pants
Montana
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1110. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Brawl in the aquarium: Fishes Spit Sand
Three years on I do wonder what is actually taking place, is the fish on the outside trying to get the other fish out so he can move in, or are they both the same species and this is a mating ritual, it is just a fish game. Do they both have OCD, very interesting.
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1111. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Parents...
With parents like that who needs a day off...me I do
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1112. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video iDiots
Never had an IPhone.
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1113. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Mayor of Los Angeles, Eric Garcetti's Press Conference Is Contradicted By A Video Of LAPD's Violence
#3 Is that True Nomaddaf did he spend 5 years in jail for armed robbery?
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1114. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Tape Art
A lot more talent than sticking a fecking shark in formaldehyde but sadly not reflected in wealth.
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1115. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video This Mushroom Starts Killing You Before You Even Realize It
Wooo watch your mushrooms.
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1116. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Cutting up a tree
Second life............
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1117. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Colt Clark and the Quarantine Kids play Come Together
Wow a new female Mick Jagger in the making, wonderful.
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1118. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video The Feynman Technique
I just tried to explain this method to a friend of mine but I completely lost the tread, anyone got any ideas about how I could better understand it.
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1119. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Helping hands
Doesn't seem 5 years does it.
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1120. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Nicholas Winton Saved 669 Children During The Holocaust...
Great story, just a shame that this video has been hijacked and awful music added to it by someone who clearly has no idea how to present a story as important as this, so don't watch this watch the actual video that it was stolen from. https://youtu.be/6_nFuJAF5F0
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1121. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video A Burst of Deep Sea Fireworks - Halitrephes Jelly
What's a section sampler? Hope it's a spiky thing on the end of a pole for taking chunks out of jelly fish for testing? You link it might be?
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1122. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video AFRICA - Toto x Peter Bence (Piano Cover)
Ummmmmmm that was good
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1123. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Making a GOOGOL:1 Reduction with Lego Gears
I'm a little embarrassed to admit that I once made a little car out of lego, but it only had three wheels.
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1124. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Inside Chernobyl's Abandoned Ghost Town | Pripyat
Absolutely fascinating, really enjoyed that, more more more please.
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1125. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Birth of a tiny cuteness
Lovely to see, but also very very dismayed at some of the negative comments 7 years ago. But a possible explanation of why there are still people on this planet who are cruel to animals, no empathy. For someone to say Kinda gross to a bird hatching from an egg worries me, hope you have grown up in the last seven years although part of me hopes you haven't passed your genes on.
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1126. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Two-Headed Python
#18 depends if it was buried, cremated or stuffed I guess, if it's the latter much the same but it doesn't move around as much.
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1127. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Giant Boeing 747-400 Virgin Atlantic built by a German guy
How much would anyone like to bet that he has sneaked one of his children on board a couple of times, the one he likes least.
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1128. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video SPITFIRE 944
#4/5 My goodness Dennyboy, you do not look how I imagined you at all, The face is right but I thought you would be wearing a cap and have different glasses and a beard and be wearing a Tshirt...how wrong someone can be.
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1129. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Turbine powered RC Jet
Jesus that is actually frightening, it could have someone's eye out
Can you imagine the conversation at the shop, it $4000 and it only fly's for five five minutes. Feck me that's far too long, have you got a more expensive one that only fly's for a minute, it could be in Cuba in five minutes!!
Can you imagine the conversation at the shop, it $4000 and it only fly's for five five minutes. Feck me that's far too long, have you got a more expensive one that only fly's for a minute, it could be in Cuba in five minutes!!
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1130. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Ornithopter
Well very pre the drone but like LP's this has soul, love it.
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1131. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video SPITFIRE 944
What a lovely surprise for him and for us to see it, thanks Admin. If you have any more keep them coming, there are still a number of Snotrians out here, tuning in every day.
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1132. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video A Clever Way To Pick Up Nuts
ingenious if not a little unfair on the squirrels.
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1133. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Home Office - Fabio Wibmer
Still tuning in every day guys, any new videos??
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1134. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Finger of Death
I had a girlfriend with a finger like that.
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1135. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Is Chewbacca trapped in my cabinet?
I had no idea I have been on here for at least 6 years
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1136. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video The best photos taken through a microscope
Now what drugs was I taking three years ago, need some more of those. #3
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1137. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video 50 Cal ricochet knocks off earmuffs
OOu Willy! It's a good job it wasn't.
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1138. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Black cougar about to....
Wonderful creature, I wonder what would have happened if he hadn't turned around when he did, perhaps it would have eaten his head
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1139. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Home Office - Fabio Wibmer
#1 Hope it's not Covid mate
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1140. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Covid-19? Burn!
#12 Is that the best you've got? Which part were you referring to? 40% of Americans believing bullshit? The A,B,C point? It's the Bishop selling £90.000 worth of cats piss isn't it.
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1141. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Grappler Police Bumper Promo
Perhaps if they could send in a drone with a thin but strong wire attached to the police car, or one with some black spray paint to spray on the windscreen.
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1142. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Harvesting Honey from Giant Honeybees in Cambodia
Just read my comment from 4 years ago and a year ago, have to say it still made me laugh a little. I be back either in 2021 or 2024 and see if it's still holding out, unless Covid-19 gets me of course.
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1143. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Covid-19? Burn!
#10 What much power?
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1144. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Covid-19? Burn!
He never blinks and is worth nearly a billion dollars, when I say worth I'm being ironic, he's worth nothing. I'm seriously thinking about becoming a reporter and interviewing him, he has a tendency if you say something he doesn't like to pull a really angry face and get right in your face, that is all I would need to to punch him so hard for invading my personal space that he would see little Jesus's spinning around his ugly face.
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1145. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Covid-19? Burn!
#5 Firstly the words rap song and great were never designed to go together but more important than that is why not make a serious point. Someone chose this televangelist as fair game to make a funny rap song, so why not take it a further step and point out that he and all the others like him are con artists, while-ever people are giving their hard earned money to these morons spreading their crap people should be spreading the word that they are taking advantage of delusion people who let themselves be manipulated by them. If one person wakes up and smells the roses it's got to be worth it.
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1146. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video The biggest storm in 11 years hit Denmark
You could see the determination in that wind, it wasn't giving up until it had blown it down.
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1147. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Covid-19? Burn!
What I will never understand is why a certain percentage of Americans 40%+ I believe) believe all that bullshit, you only have to look at the guy to know that he is either a) Insane b) A con man or c) Both. Wake up America we have nothing like this in the UK. Well actually we do have a guy claiming to be a self confessed minister selling a piece of string and a small bottle of liquid for £91 that protects you from Covid (oh no it doesn't!!!). Bishop Climate Wiseman (he's not a real bishop, but that's what he calls himself) He's definitely sold £90.000 worth of this crap to over a thousand poor deluded idiots, desperate to not join the dead.
It's very simple people if god can do anything and lets face it you believe that he can do anything don't you, then why do you have to play games with him and why do you have to give any money to anyone for his services. God made the world didn't he, so he doesn't need money, he can make money if he wants out of thin air, like he did with the fish and he can give money to these evangelists, you don't need to give it to them. And as for Covid-19 well come on guys it can't have escaped gods notice that people are dying from this virus all over the world in huge quantities, if he has any power he can just get rid of it, like he didn't when the Spanish Flu killed in excess of 20.000.000 people world wide. How many people would have asked god to get rid of that? A fair few you be sure. One possibility of course is that when god made the world, he suddenly went deaf and blind, either way save your prayers, we're on our own, just don't waste your money giving anything to these (unts who claim thhey can bring you divine intervention, all bollocks.
It's very simple people if god can do anything and lets face it you believe that he can do anything don't you, then why do you have to play games with him and why do you have to give any money to anyone for his services. God made the world didn't he, so he doesn't need money, he can make money if he wants out of thin air, like he did with the fish and he can give money to these evangelists, you don't need to give it to them. And as for Covid-19 well come on guys it can't have escaped gods notice that people are dying from this virus all over the world in huge quantities, if he has any power he can just get rid of it, like he didn't when the Spanish Flu killed in excess of 20.000.000 people world wide. How many people would have asked god to get rid of that? A fair few you be sure. One possibility of course is that when god made the world, he suddenly went deaf and blind, either way save your prayers, we're on our own, just don't waste your money giving anything to these (unts who claim thhey can bring you divine intervention, all bollocks.
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1148. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Covid-19? Burn!
Let me guess is he one of those Evangelical con artists and is that an audience full of Bull shit swallowing Americans, just a guess.
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1149. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Green is a really pretty color
Green is my favourite colour if it's grass, if it's skin then it is my lease favourite colour.
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1150. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Social Security Cards Explained
How did I miss this video a year ago?
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1151. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Why are plane windows round (oval)?
Why couldn't they make oval window frames but with square window in them, or some of those leaded glass windows then put a nice plant in a pot on a sill on the inside, so when you nod off and then wake up, you can think you are in your lounge rather than defying gravity in a metal tube with lots of people you don't know one of which might be a terrorist and a few others that might have Covid-19.
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1152. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Struggling with lockdown
This has been doing the rounds on mobile phones for a while now, really funny.
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1153. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Stunt Men and Women during lockdown
Yeah very well done.
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1154. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video The BEST Listening Dog in the WORLD
That dog behaves exactly the same as my dog.... the opposite I meant the opposite.
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1155. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Covid One Hour Outside.
#2 Absolutely not lol
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1156. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video New aluminium battery is bendable and charges in a minute
They probably found that to make it run a mobile phone for long enough it had to be a centimetre thick and then you couldn't bend it, back to the drawing board.
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1157. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video The Importance of Load Balancing When Towing
Isn't it strange when you make a joke and then three years later have absolutely no recollection of doing so, brains are fully things.
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1158. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Giant Crab
I think I would have needed a light on my head to even consider that.
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1159. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Fast Workers - Amazing People Skills
no one should have to work that quickly.
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1160. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Virus Outbreak: How Police in Nepal Are Enforcing a Lockdown
This requires a certain amount of compliance from the protester doesn't it.
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1161. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Is Coronavirus really "just like the flu"? (April 2 update)
So 4 times more people a day are dying of Covid-19 than the FLU world wide as of 1st of April. I'm pretty sure I have spoken to a number of people who have said OOu it's just like the flu and more people die of that, well they can shut up now, next.
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1162. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video How alkali metals react with water and air.
Umm interesting, very interesting and also not very funny
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1163. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Crazy climb in Moab
I bet the stopping moment at the top was a bit scary, bad time to run out of fuel.
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1164. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Tiger finds a good bed
That's a big pussy.
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1165. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Camera Man Saves His Buddy's Life While Sky Diving...
Wow what a lucky guy he was, I wonder how he landed. When you find out that your mate is REALLY your mate.
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1166. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Formula 2 Seriously Close Call At 150mph
I had a go myself close up to the screen, hit him straight in the back end and caused a lot of damage.
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1167. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video 420kg ( 925 lb ) Giant Firework Shell Story | The YONSHAKUDAMA
So why didn't it work?? come on we need an enquiry
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1168. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Daily Objects in Macro. Satisfying Macro.
It would have been ten times better if it was played backwards and you had to guess what the macroed item was.
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1169. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video How not to release a leopard
Don't poke the Pussy.
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1170. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Epic pole vaulting
I've been waiting eight years for this to come around again so I could do my joke... Ok here is it #7 Well if you haven't got a sparkly bikini I'd go with pole vaulting. Oh so funny well worth the wait... I wonder if Malakyte will be back in another 8 years to see how funny it was.
Oh so funny well worth the wait... I wonder if Malakyte will be back in another 8 years to see how funny it was.53
1171. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Kids Jokingly Hit Each Other With Trash Can's Lid
One of them changed nationality too.
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1172. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Lawn Mower on Rope / Lawn Mowing Hack
Easier to just leave the lawn to grow, eventually you will have a forest, forests don't need mowing.
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1173. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Elephant Knocks Down Tourist
I'm going to call that the Tyson, next he will lean over and chew his ear.
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1174. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Walking the dog in Italy
#6 Having a harness on was no reason to blow it up! What are you a cat person, should have guessed
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1175. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Ignoring physical laws in stop motion
ANOTHER SPAM WONGER ADMIN #0
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1176. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Shortage? What shortage?
Yeah I wonder why they did share their food.
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1177. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Walking the dog in Italy
I think that's whats actually called Hanging the dog in Italy, maybe she needs to get a harness, fuck me.
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1178. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Walking the dog in Italy
I th'nk that's whats actually called Hanging the dog in Italy, maybe she needs to get a harness, fuck me.
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1179. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Top Motivational Pictures With Deep Meaning | Today's Sad Reality
Very positive video.
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1180. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Engel von Rammstein
Wow haven't got a clue what they were singing but I liked it a very lot.
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1181. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Barred Owl Hunting a Chipmunk - Epic Pursuit in Daylight
#2 An owls gotta eat.
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1182. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Barred Owl Hunting a Chipmunk - Epic Pursuit in Daylight
Never never never give up.
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1183. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Woman’s bills surge after mystery thief steals her electricity | A Current Affair
Unbelievable some people are just too dumb for words, I mean just how long did she think she was going to get away with that for???
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1184. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video A man with road rage confronts an elderly driver. Then all hell breaks loose. | Nullarbor
Well is was looking really good until it froze at 8 minutes and 2 seconds, great animation.
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1185. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Eye of the Tiger on a dot matrix printer
Yes it would seem that we will.
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1186. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Cocky Porsche 911 messes with the wrong Sleeper Audi RS4
One of those Knobs are going to kill themselves.
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1187. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Not all heroes wear a cape
#7 We do indeed.
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1188. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video How This Guy Balances Impossible Rock Structures
#10 Hello Barrack how do you think Trump is doing after you left?
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1189. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Tallest Humans on Earth (South Sudan)
Every single one, wow.
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1190. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Caterpillars Feeding on Exploding Touch-Me-Not Seed Pods
Admin if you are sitting at home in some type of 19 lock-down and wondering what to do to pass the time, could I suggest that you spend some time removing some of these spam artists that are all over the site. There is Phamyen on this link and several more in the other video's in the last few days. A good spring clean would work wonders. Cheers JJ
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1191. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Thailand Bamboo Rocket Festival
I remember this video like it was yesterday and I was a hen back then.
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1192. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video How This Guy Balances Impossible Rock Structures
Uum a new hobby idea there, not sure if I would have the patience though.
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1193. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Caterpillars Feeding on Exploding Touch-Me-Not Seed Pods
Wow, never heard of those before, I wonder why the caterpillar became so fussy, there meals times need to be very carefully timed or no dinner.
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1194. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Penguins openly explore aquarium closed due to coronavirus
That must be messing with their basic instincts
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1195. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Coronavirus: quarantined Italians sing from balconies to lift spirits
I hope they remember to wipe down the mouth pieces in case granny comes round and fancies a blow.
So fellow Snotarians how are you all coping with 19 at the moment? We in the UK are not all isolated yet, but in the last couple of days the schools have all closed, all social gathering places restaurants, pubs, clubs, cafe etc etc etc have been ordered to close. The supermarkets have been decimated by panic buying, starting with loo rolls. Tis the end of the fecking world around here.
So fellow Snotarians how are you all coping with 19 at the moment? We in the UK are not all isolated yet, but in the last couple of days the schools have all closed, all social gathering places restaurants, pubs, clubs, cafe etc etc etc have been ordered to close. The supermarkets have been decimated by panic buying, starting with loo rolls. Tis the end of the fecking world around here.
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1196. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video How the Coronavirus Infected 80% of Countries in One Month (2.16-3.16)
#3 Please tell us you are not one of the 'It's just a bad cold' brigade? For I am sick of those people as they are tossers!
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1197. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Wuppertal, Germany Schwebebahn
I got a bit fed up after a fair while, checked the remaining time and I was only half way through. I wonder if one has ever fallen off?
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1198. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video German vs. Russian cars
Classic...Where is everybody by the way?
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1199. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Truck Crashes into a Highway Sign
As a driver how can you not know that your trailer is thirty feet up in the air.
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1200. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video The Deeper Metrics of Christmas, Deep Fake Poem by Impressionist Jim Meskimen
Truly amazing our grandparents would think it witchcraft.
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1201. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Puppet making made to make music
It was wonderful but needed sound.
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1202. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Scumbag Penguin
I bet he's got a record as long as his wing, little shit
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1203. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Wuhan Market
Very hard to watch. China and many other countries need to get their fecking acts together and stop a) this appalling cruelty and b) these totally unsatisfactory conditions. Just think one of those sellers or one of his or her customers is responsible for closing down an entire country, killing and infecting potentially millions of people. I certainly hope when Covid-19 in finally under control that the world looks very closely at country like China who's government allow gathering of these kinds of markets. They need to banned and policed very heavily.
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1204. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Cyclist frees the bicycle path from bad parking
Looks like Mongo without the hair.
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1205. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Carlos Seixas: Sonata Nº 42 - César Silva
#3 the first half of your comment made sense then it went to la la land and I didn't get your point
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1206. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Carlos Seixas: Sonata Nº 42 - César Silva
Man and guitar in perfect harmony, my kind of music. definitely got the right fingers for classical guitar.
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1207. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video How Japanese addresses work
The Japanese system sound a bit stupid to me, I wouldn't want to be a bloody postman in Japan, that's a fact, although it's probably better than walking the streets.
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1208. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Curiosity Mars Rover Snaps 1.8 Billion-Pixel Panorama (narrated video)
#1 Well it would be peaceful.
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1209. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video The fake 'kitchen hacks' with billions of views - BBC
They are buggers aren't they.
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1210. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Crash landing in soybean field after bird strike. Sixchuter SR7XL 13 Sept 13 See description...
I wonder how the bird was?
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1211. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Frozen Low Cost version
ADMIN ADMIN!!!!!!!
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1212. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Underneath the Iceberg
It's caused by the golf fish.
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1213. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Kilauea's Fissure 8 Eruption - Lava Flow in Leilani Estates
#0 And I think you are yet another Spam artist and should piss off.
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1214. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Genetic defect
Lol..................
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1215. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Rare footage of the final stages of an early Corona virus
Right I'm back....What on earth has been happening while I have been away. Firstly I'm delighted to see a couple of extra names names here and secondly I'm dismayed that several of you seem to have a sense of humour defect. But mostly I'm glad we have some company.
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1216. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Rammstein - Europe Stadium Tour (Time Lapse)
Wow!! I wonder if they have a practice stadium somewhere.
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1217. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Dutch lost & found service
Wow was that five years ago, Just read my previous comment and have no recollection of typing that..and it was funny
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1218. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video A spectacular fireball (meteor) above Zagreb, Croatia, Feb 28th, 2020
You sure that wasn't North Korea testing one of it's Nukes?
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1219. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Standing 5 meters from the start of a Formula One race (best V8 sound)
Sound like my old Scalectric set.
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1220. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Genetic defect
Before anyone comments about how long and possibly boring in places this video is, let me explain why I uploaded it. I have watched many of this guys guitar repair videos, he is a very skilled technician of acoustic often vintage guitars, if you have a prized acoustic, that has serious issues, even a broken neck, this guy could probably fix it, he is very skilled in this area. There are many of his videos on you tube and even if you are not interested in guitars or how they are put together, I'm sure you would be fascinated in his work.
But that isn't the reason I put this video up, the reason I did is the part where he starts talking about his lung function and leg strength, both of which I agree are undoubtedly genetic defects, the point is, he isn't going to be the only person with variations of these condition. Imagine if you are an athlete and have the lung capacity that this guy has or the strength in your legs that this guy has. You would have a major advantage over other athletes without extra training without the need to take steroids, potentially you could be unbeatable yet you would not be cheating in anyway. It does make me wonder how many athletes out there do have these genetic advantages, we, actually not me but some people revere them as gods, they earn an absolute fortune, live in absolute luxury when in fact all they have done has been to be born with these features. Makes you think doesn't.
But that isn't the reason I put this video up, the reason I did is the part where he starts talking about his lung function and leg strength, both of which I agree are undoubtedly genetic defects, the point is, he isn't going to be the only person with variations of these condition. Imagine if you are an athlete and have the lung capacity that this guy has or the strength in your legs that this guy has. You would have a major advantage over other athletes without extra training without the need to take steroids, potentially you could be unbeatable yet you would not be cheating in anyway. It does make me wonder how many athletes out there do have these genetic advantages, we, actually not me but some people revere them as gods, they earn an absolute fortune, live in absolute luxury when in fact all they have done has been to be born with these features. Makes you think doesn't.
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1221. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Smoother than Michael Jackson???
Nice moves and he's probably not a paedophile
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1222. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Dog saves chickens from fox
Cornflakes again then.
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1223. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Daredevil 'Mad Mike' Hughes Dies During Attempt To Launch Homemade Rocket
Maybe he'll do better next time.
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1224. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Edmonton Police Service Porch Pirate Sting
ooopps moment and a lot of "no comments" following.
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1225. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video This Guy Builds Mesmerizing Kinetic Sculptures
The first thing to do is down vote them, if they get enough down votes they disappear from view. Hopefully ADMIN will read these messages and get rid of them. In the mean time can I put out a shout to people who come onto snotr to watch the video's to leave a comment, just an hello would be nice and if you are not subscribed, do so, it only takes a moment. This site deserves some more support it has been running for 11 or more years, there are lots of excellent video's on here, click on the RANDOM video top of screen, post your own, we would love to have you, providing you are nice like we are. xxxx
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1226. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video This Guy Builds Mesmerizing Kinetic Sculptures
#4 Why do I have a feeling that the link provided with your posting has absolutely nothing to do with the sculptures?????
ADMIN ANOTHER GERMAN HATING SPAM PLONKER THIS TIME IN THE FORM OF alicetaylor PLEASE REMOVE!!!!!
ADMIN ANOTHER GERMAN HATING SPAM PLONKER THIS TIME IN THE FORM OF alicetaylor PLEASE REMOVE!!!!!
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1227. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Massive herd of elk in Montana
Donald Trump at the back there.
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1228. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video This Guy Builds Mesmerizing Kinetic Sculptures
#2 Yep and some are $5000 I guess each one is sort of hand made (apart from the parts he has made) and they are very beautiful. I'd like to see a few colours on them, would be quite psychedelic.
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1229. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video This Guy Builds Mesmerizing Kinetic Sculptures
Average of $3000 each.
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1230. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Birds on power lines
Well at least it was quick.
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1231. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video How wine corks are made
Three people talking about cork ah.
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1232. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Major Breakthrough: Graphene Batteries FINALLY Hit the Market
Fascinating stuff. Imagine getting a Nobel peace prize for sticking a piece of sellotape on a piece of Graphite...I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
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1233. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video How wine corks are made
Imagine if your one purpose in life was to be a cork and you were dis-guarded as you weren't even good enough to do that
Few questions...What happens to all the waste cork,....Do you think when you have worked in the cork factory for a while, that you start dreaming of corks, How much does a cork cost to buy?
Few questions...What happens to all the waste cork,....Do you think when you have worked in the cork factory for a while, that you start dreaming of corks, How much does a cork cost to buy?
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1234. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Jumpy the Border Collie
Wonderful creature.
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1235. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video [1047] An Amazon Scam: The Mofut Key Lock Box
So in a few words, Don't take any notice of any recommended products on Amazon. Incidentally nearly all the key safes on the market irrespective of price are as easy to open as this piece of crap. Even the one that claims it is recommended by the police (the police don't seem to know anything about this recommendation by the way) is also very easy to get into.
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1236. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Why Finland's schools outperform most others across the developed world | 7.30
One thing that is immediately obvious is that the classroom seems to be made of of 100% Finn Children. Here in the Uk the average classroom is 80% full of children from other countries who can't even speak English. This Finnish school looks to be absolutely brilliant ours in comparison is full of kids that don't want to learn, won't learn and don't give a flying feck for education and neither do their parents. If I were a parent these days I would move my children to Finland.
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1237. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Wall Demolition with a small car
Anyone translate what was being said, it doesn't look like at least one of the guys wanted the wall knocking down?
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1238. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Ames Window
Well that's my morning sorted.
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1239. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Dog Leads Police to Fire
The dog is thinking 'Oh feck the Cops, the fecking cops are after me, must keep running, they're trying to run me over, feck feck I'll shake them off at the next bend, Oou feck they are still on my tail, oh no there is a fecking car blocking the way I wanted to go, I'd better take a left, oh shit still on my ass, keep running legs come on come on we can outsmart these stupid cops, keep running...oh how fecking lucky is that, a fecking house and it's on fire, yee yee, now I'm gonna look really bright and I'm going to completely get away with mauling that child by the road back there'.
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1240. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Wealth Inequality in America
ADMIN??? Just when are you going to get rid of FUCKLIFE aka DUCKLIFE from this site. All it does is posts this stupid message. I've heard in the pipeline that it hates Germans of you want another incentive.
#4 That would be fine because I would win twice in that catch lol
#4 That would be fine because I would win twice in that catch lol
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1241. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Wealth Inequality in America
It's appalling when you think about it, it could make you really angry if you thought about it too much. Absolute greed by the few, what do they think they are ever going to do with that amount of wealth. There are only so many homes you can live in, so many cars you can drive, only so many hours in the day and only so many days in a life time.
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1242. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video HBO first of a series called The Newsroom.
The UK used to be the greatest country in the world.
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1243. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Best Pilots in the World Storm Ciara Crosswind landings and Takeoffs and Go-around Extreme Weather
Yes given the choice I think I would have avoided all of those flights.
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1244. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Agriculture Work / Agriculture Work 2020 / Agriculture Work in Usa / Benifits of Agriculture
Yes well there you go.
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1245. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Fire in the hole!
Good to see you are on the ball Geekster This video is very similar the the one two video's up. lol
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1246. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Daniel Mckim ( World Champion ) Caber Toss ... The clock strikes 12
I'm not very bright but I can lift heavy fings.
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1247. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video What's going on here?
Spreading pig shit at a guess.
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1248. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Shockwave through a tunnel
#5 I don't know what I mean, I mean I don't really know what I meant when I said I didn't know what that was but I didn't know what was happening and it wasn't what I thought it wasn't but in some ways it was if you know what I mean, but in retrospect I didn't know what it was but sure it was something I mean everything is something but somethings aren't what you think they are, are they, are they oh ok I think I get it but do I, no I don't think I actually do I'm sure saying I do when I don't so as not to look stupid but now that might be too late or something, I'm just not sure and I'm nearly ready to admit that but perhaps not right now but then again yeah perhaps I should because you know you can't pretend forever can you, at some point you have to come clean because of well cream cheese which is all that matters really if you are that person but then it has to be said it might not matter that much in actual fact, but no I'm outside of all that i'm just not sure anymore if I should just accept it because who knows I mean who really knows when it comes down to it and are they just making it up or are they really sure I mean can we trust that side of society, I wouldn't if I were you and I might be that not possible is it but would you know well not me I know that..............hope that's clear
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1249. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Chaotic Pendulum
I don't know why we don't see these in fields instead of those fecking wind turbines I'm sure they could be made to generate electricity and they could employ someone on minimum wage to sit in a little shed next to it, to give it a push whenever it stopped on one magnet.
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1250. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Horse playing piano
#1#2 You pair of unbelievers, couldn't just be that the horse has musical talent, oh no! Well what about Lee Marvin who sang 'I was Born under a wandering star' in Paint your wagon he was a little horse. This one was definitively trying to play Hey Jude.
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1251. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Epic Kick
Wow just think how effective that would be if your enemy stood completely still at three different levels and you had time to prepare for your kick, devastating. oh I just spotted the little fellow at the bottom, yeah quite good yeah.
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1252. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Shockwave through a tunnel
What was that then, what did they do there then, how was, I mean , what did they do there then, tell me what that was.
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1253. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Avalanche Triggered from Telluride, Colorado's Ajax Peak
We are a group of really bad people.
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1254. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Quick Bike Change
Is that even allowed?
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1255. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Avalanche Triggered from Telluride, Colorado's Ajax Peak
#2 Phew I felt really singularly bad there, for a moment.
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1256. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Avalanche Triggered from Telluride, Colorado's Ajax Peak
Am I the only one who wanted the avalanche to cover the entire village burying all the idiots that whooped?
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1257. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video A Trucker's Life - Icy Edition
#5 I got it Denby I don't think 'Sorry' would have travelled well so probably didn't reach the states.
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1258. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video A Trucker's Life - Icy Edition
ADMIN PLEASE REMOVE FUCKLIFE #2 SCAMMER SCAMMER SCAMMER!!!!!!!
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1259. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Google Maps Hacks by Simon Weckert
how strange...............
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1260. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video strange parking
I wonder if he got a ticket
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1261. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video See the most detailed images ever taken of the sun
#2 Snotr ADMIN Ducklife is actually Pondlife and a scammer could you please remove.............
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1262. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Plane Hits Reporter
The pilot did that on purpose.
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1263. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video DEAR BASKETBALL - KOBE BRYANT SUB ITA
#11 I'm sure the masses could be kept just as distracted without paying the distractors so much bloody money, If you are good at a sport and got a regular wage for playing it, surly it is better than working in an office.
#12 I'd like to think I wouldn't put myself in that position in the first place, was he married at the time? In which case he committed adultery at the very least.
#12 I'd like to think I wouldn't put myself in that position in the first place, was he married at the time? In which case he committed adultery at the very least.
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1264. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video DEAR BASKETBALL - KOBE BRYANT SUB ITA
#9 Was he found guilty?
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1265. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Elephant crashes the pool party.
He drinks like a Great Dane I know, gets half of it on the floor then dribbles the rest all over the place.
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1266. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video DEAR BASKETBALL - KOBE BRYANT SUB ITA
#1 I totally agree with you, I think we need to stop the world and start again.
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1267. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Crashes & Show SS3 Rallye Monte Carlo 2020 | ADRacing
That was two seconds too long. uggh cough cough. Typical a guy goes into the ditch and nobody stops and gives him a tow out. And maybe a big thick piece of foam rubber on that corner might have been nice or a couple of old mattresses.
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1268. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Frightening birth of a tornado
The guy who re-positioned his car was not experiencing his first tornado.
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1269. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video DEAR BASKETBALL - KOBE BRYANT SUB ITA
#3 I have to say Thunders that I don't like all this hero worshipping for sports people. They get paid stupid money, have a short career, live in absolute luxury and everyone thinks they are gods. In my world they would get paid an average wage probably about the same as a hospital cleaner and they would need to get another job when their career was over. Same goes for musicians and actors mine would be a fairer more balanced world.
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1270. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video DEAR BASKETBALL - KOBE BRYANT SUB ITA
Just shows the divide between countries most people in the UK had never heard of him.
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1271. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Ground Resonance in Helicopters
Few sights more sad than a dead helicopter.
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1272. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Milk. White Poison or Healthy Drink?
Cow juice..........................
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1273. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video This Surprise Cake is next level
#2 Well Kenny Cake isn't especially good for you so less is more if you think about it.
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1274. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video This Surprise Cake is next level
What a great idea, providing it always works.
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1275. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Instant justice
And that's what happens if you have sex while driving, sometimes there are three finishes.
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1276. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Parachuting from 100,000 feet
I have two questions 1) What happened to his hand due to the leak and 2) How many people have done this since.
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1277. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Oululainen Kovaa kuin elama - Mainos - Finnish bread commercial
Hilarious .......................
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1278. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Now That's a Snowblower
Get some carpet on those stairs lol.
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1279. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Line Drive Homer Nails Fan in the Head
I wonder if he had any lasting damage apart from having a permanent phobia of baseball matches.
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1280. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Awesome model railway project
I wonder why they haven't got a section of the UK.
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1281. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video January 17 2020 Winter Storm- St. John's, Newfoundland 11:00pm NST
I think on a morning like that, I'd probably decide to stay in.
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1282. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Most Difficult black Run in Auris | Skiing Alpe D'Huez 2019 4k
Put the screen really close to your face and it's like being there, without having to get all the way back to the top again.
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1283. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video A Night at Reflection Canyon - 4K Timelapse
That's a long WOW moment.
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1284. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Richard Feynman Fire
Great communicator RF.
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1285. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video It's cold enough in Calgary today that you can play frisbee with your shirt!
Perfect murder weapon, chop someone in half with your trousers then stick um in front of the fire and run away in um when the police arrive.
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1286. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Honking train clears track as it skips station.
Yep I'd move...
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1287. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Shooting a ball into orbit
#3 Yes but not enough of them Denny, can you round up some new ones, we're dieing here.
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1288. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video The Man Behind The Sound Effects
Really interesting, didn't know it had a name Foley.
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1289. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Paralyzed man invents a cool and unique device to help himself
I think I'm losing my mind I thought this read "Paralyzed man invents a cool and unique device to help defend himself" Must go for an eye test!!!! Cool and unique gadget by the way.
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1290. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video A near fail
Half a full Darwin point lets hope she doesn't go the final half.
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1291. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Amazing Border Collie Tricks Compilation
A little bit of advice which I found out too late and to my cost!! Never Never Never Ever teach your dog to do the walking between your legs slalom trick, from then on you are a laughing stock when you try and take it for a walk.
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1292. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Amazing acrobat WOWS judges on Croatia's Got Talent
Well I wouldn't like to have to follow that...I mean up the street yes but on the stage ...perfection....The creepy blond bloke was a little awkward and probably should have his house checked for secret cellars, but the act well she literally didn't put a foot wrong.
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1293. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Shooting a ball into orbit
Well there is the start of a new world craze if ever I saw one, broken lights in swimming pools everywhere.
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1294. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Chameleon
Completely fooled me, I was thinking how human like the feet/hands were then there was a huge wow moment.
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1295. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video When you are a bus driver and think you are alone
I would have liked to see his reaction when he found he wasn't alone.
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1296. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Anaconda Rollercoaster - Gold Reef City (Front Seat View) 4K
No thanks not for me. oh no, not on your Nelly.
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1297. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Igloo I made for my kids!
#2 It might. What if there is an earth quake or a plane crashes on top of it.
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1298. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Tokyo subway
Can you imagine them allowing that on the London underground.
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1299. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Igloo I made for my kids!
Lets just hope it doesn't collapse while they are inside.
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1300. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Lightning Hits The Sea - Bay Of Kotor, Montenegro
Imagine if there was an Electric Eel directly under the strike, he would be the most powerful Eel in all the world.
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1301. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Lightning Hits The Sea - Bay Of Kotor, Montenegro
Imagine if there was an Electric Eel directly under the strike, he would be the most powerful Eel in all the world.
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1302. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Newsreader\'s daughter interrupts live bulletin
One soon to be orphaned daughter of newsreader interrupts live new bulletin.
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1303. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video How Its Made - 1097 Frozen French Toast
Ummm I can smell it now.....oh shit the kitchens on fire.
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1304. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video The Best of Stefan Pabst's 3D DRAWINGS
Every time I watch this video it just blows my mind.
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1305. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Deadlift Knockout!
I've done that same weight, yeah it happened just now, saw him pass out and I passed out, oh my poor back....
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1306. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Repairman caught charging $700 for a simple vent fix
#7 I'll third that....second anyone?
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1307. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Walking Fail - Man Falls on Ice in Dublin On RTE news
#4 And you comment makes me think you are one of the many chancer spam idiots that crawl onto Snotr.
#2 Thanks Klemmy I gave you a thumbs up for your trouble.
#2 Thanks Klemmy I gave you a thumbs up for your trouble.
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1308. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Krakatau at night
Amazing video amazing
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1309. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Walking Fail - Man Falls on Ice in Dublin On RTE news
I did that about ten years ago in a high street on the way to the bank, except my legs went up in the air and landed square on my back, couldn't breath winded me so much, was aching for days afterwards. Then I noticed several people sitting in their cars with camera's actually filming people falling at the same spot. I THOUGHT WHAT a great idea, so I finished my banking went back to my car and had the funniest ten minutes of my life. I do realise that if there was a hell I would probably be going there but I figured the alternative would have been driving off and missing the fun which would have helped no one.
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1310. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video The good the bad and the ugly man (Italo Vegliante)
I think we should all carry this video on our phones, then every time we meet a street performer that lets say isn't up to scratch, take them to one side, play them the video and tell them to feck off and come back when they can do that.
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1311. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Woman's Amazon Alexa Goes Full Skynet And Orders Her To Kill Herself
I wonder what the question was? I'm guessing Alexa was asked why she was such an ugly round mother fecker??
I'm guessing Alexa was asked why she was such an ugly round mother fecker??53
1312. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Grumpy Old Man in Wheelchair Knocks Painter off Ladder Blocking His Way
The first time in history when I would have condoned a guy in a wheel chair being punched out of it, absolute idiot, the guy up the ladder landed with a real thud on his back he may need the morons wheelchair himself. And probably was #1 said..maybe!
And probably was #1 said..maybe!53
1313. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Guy blowing a bubble with a tornado on fire inside
I can do that with a triangular bubble with my eyes shut and dreaming.
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1314. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Woman Running Fake Cancer Scam Faces Jail Time After Pocketing More Than 10k
Is this current news or old news? Her husband probably dobbed her in to distance himself from any connection with what she had done. It's not so much the crime that gets me, although that is bad enough, it's more the stupidity of people thinking they are going to get away with this sort of thing. S T U P I D
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1315. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Massive Icicles Fall From Above Creating Potentially Deadly Ice Spears to Those Below
Must have been the guys own car at the end as he stopped laughing. Where were they actually falling from a pissed of God?
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1316. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video A rocking out grandma slays a drum cover of Disturb's 'Down with the Sickness'
Yeah go momma.
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1317. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video 'Super Genius' Asks Elon Musk If He Can Be On The Tesla Board of Directors, Gets Laughed Off The Mic
What did I just watch?
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1318. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Cyclist Has a Brush With Death after a Semi Knocks Him Down, and Runs Over Him
OMD that is one unlucky cycle and one very lucky cyclist. That bike is going to need a new chain.
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1319. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Joe Rogan Gets Fed Up With A Rude Neil deGrasse Tyson Who Keeps Interrupting Him
I think DeGrasse Tyson believes in God, the problem is he thinks it's himself.
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1320. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Synthetic Ice Rink in Eastern Europe Seems Like a Real Drag
I wonder if there is a speed limit.
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1321. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Soccer Ball Headshot
Pretty damm stupid shot to take, could have damaged her neck big time.Had she been a little closer to the microphone, she would had had broken teeth, would that have been funny? I know pretty much everyone thought that was amusing, had that have been your wife or girlfriend on the receiving end maybe you would have thought differently.
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1322. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video The Pomegranate Phone
Well here we are in 2027 and all those features readily available.
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1323. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video AT&T Accurately Predicted Our Future Way Back in 1993
Who the feck are AT&T never heard of them.
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1324. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Girl Expected a Way Bigger Reaction to Coming Out as Her Christmas Gift to Her Family
How to save money on Christmas presents, the present that just keeps on not giving in the first place, get them fecking wine, chocolates, DVD's, socks, anything useful.
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1325. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Pet Parrot Flies Along with Lady on Scooter
GPPS....... Global Parrot Positioning Satellite.
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1326. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Hot Metal Crane Work Looks Like a Disaster is Happening All the Time
Well unless you work there, that isn't something you see everyday.
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1327. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Lego Train Snow Plow
At that rate the fat controller is never going to get to work.
By the way Thunders if you are out there, apologies, I completely missed your reply to to my message last week on the Dawkins video (that didn't work) Hope you had a great Christmas albeit being at work. Hadn't realised that you were from Germany, hope you enjoyed your vacation. You definitively should watch some of the Matt Dillahunty stuff on YouTube it is very addictive. It comes from a weekly show called The Atheist Experience, there are other shows on the same network, it is broadcast live from Austin and has been running since the 1990's Matt is the main guy but they have several presenters. here is a typical clip https://youtu.be/sHFf5u-c-eg when I say Typical maybe it isn't as Matt does say Feck a lot and hangs up on people a lot also. lol.
By the way Thunders if you are out there, apologies, I completely missed your reply to to my message last week on the Dawkins video (that didn't work) Hope you had a great Christmas albeit being at work. Hadn't realised that you were from Germany, hope you enjoyed your vacation. You definitively should watch some of the Matt Dillahunty stuff on YouTube it is very addictive. It comes from a weekly show called The Atheist Experience, there are other shows on the same network, it is broadcast live from Austin and has been running since the 1990's Matt is the main guy but they have several presenters. here is a typical clip https://youtu.be/sHFf5u-c-eg when I say Typical maybe it isn't as Matt does say Feck a lot and hangs up on people a lot also. lol.
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1328. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Things I Can Do In Slow Motion
Interesting video Thunders, keep them coming.
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1329. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Things I Can Do In Slow Motion
Interesting video Thunders, keep them coming.
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1330. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Cockpit View. US Navy Blue Angels Team Highlights
Wow that is impressive, if you are viewing this on a typical laptop the planes get just a couple of inches further apart than the width of your laptop 18 inches and at speeds of 400mph above a city landscape, I wouldn't try that in a car at 60mph in a carpark
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1331. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Intense fire in Australia
Doesn't look like much fun being out there.
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1332. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Christmas Wrenches/jingle bells
#2 Yes Merry Christmas Thunders and everyone on Snotr lets hope Snotr progresses in 2020. It would be very interesting if everyone who visits the site would just for once say hello, so we could see how many people are out there??? You really need to do something about your holidays in the US you know. Typically people are off for five or more days over Christmas, some break up on the 24th and don't return until the 2nd of January. I don't think you get much in the way of holidays (vacations) though the year either do you. When I last work for a company I got 26 days off per year plus around six or more bank holidays on a usual five day 40 hour week. What do you get Thunders?
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1333. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Road Rage
Often wondered what it would feel like to run over a knob.
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1334. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video FPV RC Plane Onboard Camera
Pretty sure quite a bit of that flying would be illegal these day.
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1335. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Astrology as explained by Carl Sagan
I think what he is trying to say in a round about way is that much like religion astrology is a load of bollocks.
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1336. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video UPS Delivery Guy vs. Icy Driveway
Surly he could have backed up more even with the ice.
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1337. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Christmas Wrenches/jingle bells
Far left F# I think needs tuning.
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1338. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Pilot boarding
I wish my working day was as short as that, what does he do fill the stapler.
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1339. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Washing Machine: Bear breaks into house?Samsung
Excellent.......................
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1340. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Stephen Fry and Richard Dawkins in conversation
#1 Glad you liked it Thunders. Yes I love these two guys also. I have to say I really miss our little chats, it gets very lonely on here most days. I tune in and tumble weeds blow across my screen. Are you frequenting another site, too busy, bored with it or some other reason. I know it's not the Snotr that it was and I do miss that. I'm beginning to feel like that guy that survives after a zombie apocalypse. By the way if you like these two guys, do you watch any Matt Dillahunty stuff on the atheist experience, brilliant guy. Have a great Christmas, you doing much? JJ
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1341. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video How to wrap a Christmas present
I'd really like to think that I could have done a better job of making that funny.
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1342. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video You Thought The Slingshot Ride Was Scary Before
Lucky they carry a spare piece of elastic.
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1343. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video When you're late for your flight.
Pity there was no sound.
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1344. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video BAIKAL ICE live sound
I bet it's driving the fish crazy.
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1345. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Learn how to do the Doo Dah Doo Doo!
What did I just watch, I wish it were yesterday when it wouldn't play now.
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1346. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video A short introduction to philosophy
#1 I didn't watch your two video's ComentAtor because I'm guessing they were both rude or silly in some way, mine on the other hand was about Philosophy. You need to realise that you and I are probably the last two people watching Snotr, we need to drum up some more viewers it would be great to get it up to a million subscribers anyway I love cupcakes so I'm off to run around my village naked.
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1347. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Home Made Roller Coaster
I'd call it the Darwin loop, it's going to remove someone from the gene pool one day.
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1348. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Social Justice Warrior Therapist
#2 WTF is BREXIT2 we haven't sorted BREDIX1 yet.
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1349. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video The Overview Effect
#16 Yep it is sad to think that there are people living on this planet that are actually more stupid than the people who were living here two hundred years ago. Thank goodness they are in the minority and thank goodness the rest of us are here to ridicule them. Amazing to think that 52 years ago we didn't have a photograph of the planet we live on.
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1350. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video 8 Cylinder Stirling Engine
Had no idea you were short of video's you should have let us know, I'm sure we will rally round and fill up your queue now.
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1351. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video 8 Cylinder Stirling Engine
OFFS Snotr come on new video prompto.....
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1352. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Robertson, Phillips, and the History of the Screwdriver
#2 I like your tac you nailed it there Bob.
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1353. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video 8 Cylinder Stirling Engine
That would keep me absolutely fascinated for about half an hour then never ever again.
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1354. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Bulls on Parade - Rage Against The Machine / Cover by Yoyoka, 10 year old
She doesn't look very angry to me
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1355. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video London Pickpockets Caught On Camera Stealing Purse
Well lets hope all three of them get cancer of the eyes
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1356. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Is Spider Silk Stronger Than Steel? | MythBusters Jr.
I guess the next test is to find which spider has the strongest thread.
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1357. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Deepfake Videos Are Getting Terrifyingly Real
#1 Yeah see how I made you say that.
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1358. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Pilot nails sideways landing in 40-knot crosswinds at Bristol Airport
Next time I fly I want to fly with that pilot
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1359. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video My own camera in Space (Weather Balloon Flight)
Definitely saw a curve there, what do you think flat Earthers?
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1360. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Man Trying To Break Open Gate To Save Firefighters
I agree it is rather slow, but I'm a loyal Snotarian and will be patient.
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1361. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Observation of the Development of Chick Embryo
Absolutely amazing to watch, we have had some really good video's today.
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1362. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Fish Market on Galapagos Islands
Great video Manro, thanks for sharing.
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1363. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Infinite Loop + DRAG RACE. Simple Electric Train RACE.
I wonder if they weighed the batteries?
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1364. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video How I Converted A VAN into an OFF GRID CAMPER for under $3,000
Well I think she is an inspiration, how many young people of her age, would have had the patience to do all that, mature beyond her years for sure. It isn't perfect but in some ways it is perfect because she pretty much did it herself. Life out on a road trip isn't meant to be perfect, otherwise you would stay in hotels. The camper exactly matches the kind of life she will have on her journeys. Don't know when this was made, if she is still traveling or not, but if she is I hope she keeps safe and has a wonderful time.
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1365. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video People fall from Bus Top
I'm pretty sure somehow that could be made into a game.
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1366. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Don't worry, I'll be there ...
#13 Yep See you again at the end of March.
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1367. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Goh V Shem Powerful SMASH
#5 I extracted the urine from your initial comment foxy but I have to agree with you I also do not understand the madness on this planet towards most sports and the over paid people who play them. For the record I hate football and rugby and have never been to a match of either. I have watched part of the final of a couple of world cups persuaded by the hysteria that I am missing out, but soon realised I wasn't. The only piece of sport I watch is the men's final of Wimbledon. I don't even bother watching the previous two weeks journey. I used to play Badminton, tennis, squash and table tennis, so I guess you could say I'm a one on one kind of guy. I think my biggest outrage with sport is the out of proportion out of this world pay that these people earn and I use the word earn with a bad taste in my mouth. It's a strange world that we live in.
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1368. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video How vines work
#6 I know you have been waiting six years for an answer and here it is...it's self explanatory.....nuff said, hope it was worth the wait. now a better question would be HOW? that's the clever bit
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1369. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Goh V Shem Powerful SMASH
#1 Maybe you spent too long learning your fecking log tables.
I used to love playing badminton and watching these guys realising just how difficult some of those shots are, just amazing.
I used to love playing badminton and watching these guys realising just how difficult some of those shots are, just amazing.
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1370. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video The Bizarre Behavior of Rotating Bodies, Explained
#2 Trust me Foxy in 1973 at my school ABSOLUTELY NO ONE in that class went on to study advanced mathematics.
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1371. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video The Bizarre Behavior of Rotating Bodies, Explained
When I was at school in the early 1970's we spent weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks learning about log table, I remember thinking at the time, what fecking use are these going to be to me when I leave school and I was right, it was a total waste of time, when we could have been learning about about mortgages, coping with a divorce, maintenance payments etc. Much like this video, very complicated and the amount of use to the average man uuuum fecking zero.
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1372. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Gripen - Always combat ready
Now I know what I want for Christmas.
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1373. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Cool interventions that are on another level
Can't see the point of the last video the Sure shot, who's going to be happy about you using one of those in a game of Pool or Snooker?
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1374. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Travis Pastrana Raises the Bar
#2 Well yes obviously I can see that, I just wondered if the next time they are an asset if they will be doing it using a man playing a piano with a monkey on his head and potentially the time after a man playing the piano blindfolded with a monkey on his head with a gopher on the monkeys head playing a harmonica.
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1375. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Travis Pastrana Raises the Bar
Can't totally see the fecking point but they seemed to enjoy it, what next a guy playing a piano with a monkey on his head.
Can I just make an appeal to anyone watching these video's that don't usually bother making a comment to please start making one! Even if it's just the weather where you are, it gets pretty lonely on here some days and the site deserves more support.
Can I just make an appeal to anyone watching these video's that don't usually bother making a comment to please start making one! Even if it's just the weather where you are, it gets pretty lonely on here some days and the site deserves more support.
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1376. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Why Apollo Astronauts Trained at a Nuclear Test Site
Interesting and less smarmy than he usually is.
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1377. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Funniest Kickboxing Match Ever
Was it a joke match, you know like all wrestling?
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1378. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Mini-Nuclear Reactors Are Coming, and They Could Reinvent the Energy Industry
Very interesting, a glimpse of the future maybe.
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1379. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Male seahorse giving birth at The Deep Hull
#20 Yes it is....What did you think it was a fecking Horse....The clue is in it's name SEA HORS! ...OH!!........
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1380. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Dad riding with daughter on ride
That would have been me, except I wouldn't have gone the second time, come to think of it I wouldn't have gone the first time, I hate those rides.
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1381. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Long Long Man
#1 How LONG LONG MAN has this been happening..
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1382. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video How to put air in your tires with a lawn mower!
What a stupid thing to do for about a £10 you can buy a tyre compressor that works off the cigarette lighter in your car, what on earth did all those parts cost, and it's clearly not going to run long term without more modifications, but I guess he did answer the question.
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1383. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video BEE ATTACK - (Caveman vs Wild BEE Hive) - with Andrew Ucles
What's that thing that you have in your house that enables you to open doors and drawers, no not a key, it's often round and sticks out of cupboards.
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1384. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video How To EASILY Solder Wires Without A Soldering Iron!
#1 I hail and I do hail rather a lot from England, where inglish comes from.
#2 Power cut? and what do you mean correctly pronounced SODDER it's FECKING Solder like older and bolder and colder not like fodder or odder or dodder.
#2 Power cut? and what do you mean correctly pronounced SODDER it's FECKING Solder like older and bolder and colder not like fodder or odder or dodder.
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1385. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Cockatoo Teasing a Kookaburra
Don't fuck with a Kookaburra.
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1386. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Timelapse: Johan Cruijff ArenA
Incredible organisation there, commendable.
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1387. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Lion Pride Try to Slay a Full-Grown Giraffe
I'm really glad the giraffe won but you would have thought that the lions on the back legs could have done some serious damage to the tendons causing the giraffe serious problems walking, it must have really tough skin. And like wise on the back, I didn't even see any blood. They must be terminator giraffe .
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1388. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video F/A-18F Carrier Break
#1 yeah the spilling and pronuneition on ear two day is a-paul-in
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1389. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Octopus Intelligence Experiment Takes an Unexpected Turn
I wonder why he didn't catch the little fish that was swimming around the tank first, you know as an appetiser.
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1390. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video How To EASILY Solder Wires Without A Soldering Iron!
What the feck is Soder where is the fecking L you chump is SOL-DER and it's not a Sodering IRON is a SOL-DER-ING IRON, I don't know we let these country's use our language, on licence of course and you just feck it up, miss out letters add letters that have no business being there. If you can't handle the language get one of your own...Great video by the way.
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1391. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Ozzy Man Reviews: People F#%ked Up By Bulls
How many of you guys googled WWW.EPCM come on admit it..
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1392. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Super Speed Rolled Omelette - Korean Food
Myum myum myum myum myum
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1393. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Transforming Air Into Pure Drinking Water Is Finally Possible, Here’s How
Interesting very interesting..
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1394. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Touched by a wild silver back gorilla
The only problem with a meetings like that is that the rest of your life is probably going to be an anti climax. Like if you got to spend a night with Jennifer Lawrence.
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1395. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Touched by a wild silver back gorilla
The only problem with a meetings like that is that the rest of your life is probably going to be an anti climax. Like if you got to spend a night with Jennifer Lawrence.
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1396. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video This Bee Gets Punched by Flowers For Your Ice Cream | Deep Look
They get a trip to Mexico I might get a teeshirt....yeah seems like a good deal, sign me up.
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1397. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Diane Abbott vs basic maths & logic
Admin could you get rid of #1 it is a SPAM artist trying to pretend it isn't !!!!!
#3 I don't know what the feck you are trying to say with your pea under the mattress comment and I doubt that you do either, you might pee under the mattress in your country but in England we have a basin under the bed.
The point that the rest of Europe and the rest of the world who are interested about Brexit need to understand is that the average man on the street did not want or expect when the referendum was called for it to take over three fecking years to complete, also the average man on the street really had little idea what they were voting for in the first place and many people still hadn't made up their mind on the walk to polling station and if you were to stop and ask the average man on the street what benefit we are going to achieve by being out of Europe I can guarantee you they would be unable to tell you. When you think about a referendum on any subject you have to consider this.... Think how stupid the average man on the street is, then realise that 50% of the population is stupider than that. That's what you get when you call a referendum.
#3 I don't know what the feck you are trying to say with your pea under the mattress comment and I doubt that you do either, you might pee under the mattress in your country but in England we have a basin under the bed.
The point that the rest of Europe and the rest of the world who are interested about Brexit need to understand is that the average man on the street did not want or expect when the referendum was called for it to take over three fecking years to complete, also the average man on the street really had little idea what they were voting for in the first place and many people still hadn't made up their mind on the walk to polling station and if you were to stop and ask the average man on the street what benefit we are going to achieve by being out of Europe I can guarantee you they would be unable to tell you. When you think about a referendum on any subject you have to consider this.... Think how stupid the average man on the street is, then realise that 50% of the population is stupider than that. That's what you get when you call a referendum.
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1398. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Animal sound Man
He should be on the x factor
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1399. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Mike Rayburn sings "Cat's In The Cradle" to his dying Dad
Potato.........................................................
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1400. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Moscow's Stray Subway Riding Dogs
Dogs are amazing creatures, I would trust one more than I would trust the average person.
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1401. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Chipmunk Tod and Mom are best friends.
Yes totally agree they don't get much cuter than that and I also like the chipmonk.
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1402. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Diane Abbott vs basic maths & logic
#2 Fair point but in the mean time think what would happen to the country.
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1403. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video The Surprising Plant Helping Kenyan Farmers Prosper
Of course the downside of this if you have been there recently is that Kenya is now over run with rope, you can't move for the stuff, it's become a tripping hazard. People are having to find more and more ingenious ways of using the rope, someone initially came up with the idea of making it thinner and calling it string, that was very popular then one really bright spark started unraveling the rope into single fibres and invented cotton. People went on to to build rope houses with gardens and patios, by leaving small holes in the string doors they made the letterbox and had to start a postal service to make use of them otherwise they just caused a draft they made smaller holes in the doors and reinvented the key hole which added security. Then a Swedish Kenyan invented string furniture for the patio and they were very much in demand but beyond the average persons pocket, so a black market was set up and thieves would break into the string houses at night picking the string locks making their way onto the patios unravelling the string furniture and feeding it out through the keyhole to an accomplice the other side who would wind it back into shape and run off with it. Be careful what you invent that is the moral of this story!
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1404. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Diane Abbott vs basic maths & logic
I know of late Foxy has been accused of putting some dodgy video's on snotr and he and I have had some playful banter in the past, especially when I poked fun at his strange sexual attraction to phone boxes (each to their own) I also know that any labour voters on Snotr if there are any, are also going to have their issues with this video. But for once Foxy is spot on, this woman is an embarrassment to politics along with her boss actually. She's the kind of person who would join a club you were a member of and you would never be able to get rid of her and over time she would be promoted up the ranks because there was no one left. The most annoying thing about her is that her voice doesn't match her intelligence, it's very false, I would imagine when she gets home she probably talks like a builder. Politics in the UK at the moment is a frightful mess, so don't get me wrong I'm not happy with any of the shower but labour OMD they would ruin this already damaged country in the very unlikely event that they got back in power with the current idiot in charge and this bloody woman in his pocket.
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1405. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Box
This was six years ago, I wonder what they can do now.
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1406. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Planet Unknown: Sci-Fi Short Film by Shawn Wang
Ok not sure what the message was here, the planet (under the surface) was fine for growing food but every few minutes you would have to dodge flying rocks? That's like a win lose situation.
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1407. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Back-To-School Essentials
#4 I'm not having a go at you either, but the fact that school shooting are down from 1990 is irrelevant, there shouldn't be any and there never should have been any and it's only due to the ease of obtaining guns and ammunition in the good old USA that there are statistics to quote. We have a problem with knife crime in the UK but that is mainly gang related and they kill each other one at a time, but if we had large quantities of guns my goodness we would be running out of people by now.
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1408. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video An organism with more than 720 sexes !
What a load of Blobocks 720 sexes? I only counted 719.
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1409. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Back-To-School Essentials
Wow that is one powerful advert
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1410. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video World's Dirtiest Man - He Has Not Bathed in Over 60 years
Well what do you say to that? He believes that what he isn't doing will make him live longer, why would he want to live longer? Just so he can drink a gallon of water everyday eat rotten meat and smoke shit. He should get on a dating site and try and find the dirtiest woman in the world.
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1411. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Patience is Doge's virtue
That is evolution in action that is.
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1412. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Tiny Penguin Makes a Deadly Dash From Giant Leopard Seal
Ok Snotr the little penguin has survived the leopard seal every day for the last four days now, any chance of a new video or seven.
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1413. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Weird "Talent"
She obviously walks with sticks, I wonder how she's doing these days
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1414. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Top 20 Crude Oil Producing Countries 1965 to 2018
Well good luck to him I'm busy starting my tractor.
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1415. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Top 20 Crude Oil Producing Countries 1965 to 2018
Well good luck to him I'm busy starting my tractor.
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1416. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Starting an old British Field Marshall tractor with a shotgun shell!
That's how we start all our cars in England, we're not a rush you know.
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1417. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Top 20 Crude Oil Producing Countries 1965 to 2018
Has anyone else noticed a new phenomenon on Snotr, Ad's that are popping up where the video's usually are down the left of the screen, then disappearing again.....Ver ver strange.
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1418. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Gramps Rocks Out To Insomnia On The Spoons
I bet old Gramps is about 42
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1419. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Massive landslide in the French Alps
The conversation above certainly sucked all the excitement out of the rock fall.
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1420. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Giant boulder smashes a car in China
Don't know why he's indicating he ain't over taking anyone after that.
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1421. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Muslims Invented Everything - Douglas Murray examines the hilarious claims of the Muslim world.
#2 No life is too short to not ridicule it.
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1422. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Untangling the Devil's Corkscrew
Well they say you learn something everyday, I had never heard of these before, very interesting indeed, thanks Suxi. I have to say I was waiting for them to find a giant wine bottle.
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1423. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Meteor explosion Milky Way Time Lapse
If you watch to the end it becomes Bart Simpsons head Doh!!
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1424. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Whale Fall Actively Devoured by Scavengers at Davidson Seamount | Nautilus Live
One of them sounds like a cartoon character
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1425. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video The Japanese Technique for Harvesting Sea Salt by Hand
Uum looks like a tough life
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1426. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Concerned UPS Driver Calls 911 After Parrot Cries ‘Help Me’
You Stupid Vuman
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1427. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video 1st Place Stunt Riding World Championship 2019
Fecking feck what a fecking feck of a feck fecking feck.
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1428. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video How Porsche's First Electric Car (The Taycan) Is Made
Amazing automation there and a beautiful finished product. What I can't understand about electric cars, is that having four wheels which you could argue are four turbines why don't they charge themselves?
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1429. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Struggling Sea Turtle Saved From Fish Netting In The Maldives
I can't help wondering why people don't use scissors in these situations instead of knives. If it was me and there was a choice I'd go with the scissors.
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1430. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Don't break in or molest a Tesla car
It's called 'I'm a failure in life and can't afford one of those, so I'm going to make sure you don't enjoy yours and that will make me feel better which is all I care about' Subset 'If I work with you and something good happens to you, I'll smile and say well done, but inside I'm so jealous that I hope something bad happens to you next because again that will make me feel better, which is all I care about'.
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1431. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Waterproof fabric spray
So why eight years on do we still have to buy new wiper blades?
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1432. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Don't break in or molest a Tesla car
What a strange illness these morons have and a very lacking knowledge of Tesla security.
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1433. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Seven Million Years of Human Evolution
Or God Did It, what do you think guys?????
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1434. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Untold Story of Property Owners Who Let Us Build Wall On Their Land
I know very little about American politics, got more than enough problems with the shower that are failing to run this country at the moment. Having said that just based on the information in the video I was going to donate to the wall, then I thought you know I need some new fencing up in my garden, so instead of donating I've sent Koback a request for 27 6x6 overlap fence panels, twenty nine 8 foot posts, 15 bags of sand and hardcore and 9 bags of cement and I figured maybe eight Mexican's with their own shovels should be able to complete this is three days.. I'm just waiting on a reply now.
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1435. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Girl's eye trick so awesome
I remember watching this video several times when it was first shown, seems longer than a year ago? She is gorgeous even with the eye thing.
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1436. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Tree burns from inside out after lightning strikes it
#4 Just read the story I wrote three years ago and now I'm really annoyed as I can't remember which medication I was trialing back then.
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1437. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Dash Cam Compilation #8 - Car Crash Compilation
#5 They are like cats, you run them over then they get up and go die in a bush somewhere.
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1438. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video SpecialEffect: the Gamers Charity
Just wonderful.................
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1439. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Medieval helpdesk with English subtitles
Yes it was quite amusing, really glad they did it in Welsh, just imagine how dull it would have been in German.
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1440. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Evolution of the Lower Manhattan Skyline
Is it only the Twin Towers that have actually been removed from the skyline?
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1441. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Beverage Vehicle spins out of control at Chicago O'hare Airport
Then the terminator arrived.
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1442. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Animated Short Film: "Spring"
Lovely animation, I'd like to live in that place.
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1443. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video A Tesla's onboard cameras record a woman who appears to be keying it
What a bitch
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1444. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Simple tip to prevent birds flying into window
And the details of the pen are?????????????
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1445. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Dropkick Murphys perform outside home of boy, 3, battling cancer
Yes me too.
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1446. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Sliding down a handrail with style
Don't you just want him to fall off and break something, or is it just me
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1447. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Whatever happened to Benny Hill ?
Well I guess he lived how he wanted to live, it clearly wasn't about the money.
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1448. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Dog pulled out of the rubble after 9 days.
Are we sure about this, doesn't look like a dog that has been underground for nine days to me, must have been a really fat bugger when it went it?
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1449. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video The extraordinary final test to become a Shaolin Master
Yes takes me back to when I became a warrior Shaolin monk, I had trouble with the monkey stick too. The bastard that went in before me greased it and I fell on my arse had to wait three years to take it again, got my revenge though I loosened the blade on his sword and he accidentally killed the instructor.
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1450. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video No God?
That is one of the most ridiculously weak explanations by a Christian apologist I have ever heard, ending with the usual 'So god must have done it' comment. It staggers me that when we start talking about the big bang, space expansion, planet development etc. These idiots are so quick to jump in with their ONLY ONE ANSWER solutions, when if fact they should be saying WE DON'T KNOW. He got a maths friend to work out the odds for him, so clearly he knows nothing about maths, he obviously also doesn't know anything about Cosmology either. Instead of listening to plonkers like this who have been brainwashed by their Church, speak to scientists, who have spent their lifetimes studying the world.
Faith is not a reliable pathway to truth, you don't use faith for any other aspect of your life other than religion, why is that? You can have faith in anything and faith can easily lead you down the path to something that isn't true.
Faith is not a reliable pathway to truth, you don't use faith for any other aspect of your life other than religion, why is that? You can have faith in anything and faith can easily lead you down the path to something that isn't true.
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1451. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Driver Ants Eat Slug Alive | Natural World: Ant Attack | BBC Earth
The tension there OMD I started off thinking oh no I wouldn't want to be a slug in that place, then the slime came and I thought Ah Ah up yours Anties, then the soil came and I thought of feck this isn't good, then the slicing started and I went back to my initial thought.
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1452. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Tiger VS Duck
And for my next trick I will make a tiger look really silly.
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1453. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Octopus Dreaming
Truly incredible creatures, one day Octopuses will take over the world.
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1454. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Wild Polar Bear Tries To Break In | BBC Earth
I have an new idea for one of those event experience cards you can get from the supermarket. I'm going to call it, 'Shit yourself in a greenhouse'
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1455. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Deputies rescue bear cub trapped in trash bin
I had a friend like that when I was a child, always getting stuck in things.
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1456. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Billboard advertising falls on top of two cars during strong winds
Fatality surly in the car behind.
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1457. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Adorable barn owl chick is petrified of thunder and lightning
I'm not surprised they tell you not to stand under a tree during a storm, he's inside the fecking thing
Admin we have another idiot pasteing spam on this wonderful site, would you please send a billion volts down his computer and electrocute the mother fecking son of a bitch...sorry I've had a stressful day...Just piss through his letter box if you prefer.
Admin we have another idiot pasteing spam on this wonderful site, would you please send a billion volts down his computer and electrocute the mother fecking son of a bitch...sorry I've had a stressful day...Just piss through his letter box if you prefer.
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1458. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Groundhog eating a cucumber.
Whats the fecking rush, groundy???
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1459. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Kidnapper Ants Steal Other Ants' Babies - And Brainwash Them
They are Borg ants adding to their collective.
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1460. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Yooperlite Glow Rocks
Yoopee!! I pee, everybody pee's...and don't say you don't
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1461. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Sneezing cat
No one expects the Spanish inquisition.
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1462. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Inside Isfahan
Yes not going at all high on my places to visit before my willy falls off list. I'm afraid countries that still honor their traditions tends to mean fallen behind world progression and living in the past, that's what museums are for not countries. No thank you.
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1463. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Turtles Love Watermelon!
Admin can you please get rid of #3Duckface or whatever it is called....
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1464. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Bus driver rescues baby wandering on overpass
Of course he might have just been a straggler in a baby race.
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1465. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Turtles Love Watermelon!
Preferred that to the 21st of September
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1466. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video 21 september 2019
WTF was that all about and don't say the 21st of September
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1467. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Explosion in the clear ballistic gel ( Slow-Mo HD Video)
Amazing. did the bullet break in two or were there two bullets
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1468. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Aluminum and Mercury
Fascinating stuff, weird things happen in science.
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1469. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video If the Universe is only 14 Billion years old, how can it be 92 Billion years Wide with a W
Some say it was one of several thousand different gods!! Problem is they can't all be right and I'm more sure than I really need to be, that they are ALL wrong. There is as much evidence that I did it, so you may just as well worship me..which wouldn't be such a bad idea, now I come to think of it...yeah bring it on, I could do with a good worshiping I really could.
Couple of rules though before you start, so it's all clear, don't want any misunderstandings or feelings that I've let you down later;-
1) You can prey to me if you want, but just like all the other gods, (you know the pretend one's) I won't be doing any answering, or wish granting. If you do pray and it appears to work, be absolutely assured it was going to anyway.
2) Afterlife...No none of that I'm afraid..I do admit it's a lovely idea, it really is, but you need very quickly to understand that this is your lot, so don't waste it, that would be silly wouldn't it.
3) Commandments. No we won't be needing those, be nice to other people and animals, take care of the planet obviously and don't do crime and stuff..it's common sense really isn't it.
4) Diet, now just to be clear if you fancy shellfish or meat (if you must eat the stuff) personally I'd go with veganism but I'm not going to make that a rule. No eat what you like, any day of the week, it will be fine. Not to excess though, bad for your health and remember number 2) just the one ok!! And no rituals Oou no, no need for that, if you are going to eat meat, kill it humanely this is 2019 we know stuff now, no need to be arching back to the dark ages hey! So no silly chanting or walking around in circles, it's not nice for the animals and it's just silly, I'd like to think we are all grown ups here..except for the children of course.
5) Churches singing and chanting...No no no not necessary, I'm normal ok I'll know you are around, hopefully doing your best, trying to get by the best you can. I won't need singing too, if I'm honest, it get's on my nerves. The churches we have from some of the earlier religions are quite aesthetically pleasing, some are just awful but all of them unnecessary, taking up space that could be turned into more useful things, so don't build any more.
6) Dead Bodies. Now this needs a complete rethink, now that we have agreed that one life is what you get, there is little point in making such a big deal when people die, sure it's sad, it's very sad sometimes and lets face it sometimes we don't mind at all, we're quite glad. But we're all going to die eventually and we should count ourselves lucky to have not been the sperm that hit the condom or became a dribble. The bodies need burning preferably powering a turbine in the process.
Couple of rules though before you start, so it's all clear, don't want any misunderstandings or feelings that I've let you down later;-
1) You can prey to me if you want, but just like all the other gods, (you know the pretend one's) I won't be doing any answering, or wish granting. If you do pray and it appears to work, be absolutely assured it was going to anyway.
2) Afterlife...No none of that I'm afraid..I do admit it's a lovely idea, it really is, but you need very quickly to understand that this is your lot, so don't waste it, that would be silly wouldn't it.
3) Commandments. No we won't be needing those, be nice to other people and animals, take care of the planet obviously and don't do crime and stuff..it's common sense really isn't it.
4) Diet, now just to be clear if you fancy shellfish or meat (if you must eat the stuff) personally I'd go with veganism but I'm not going to make that a rule. No eat what you like, any day of the week, it will be fine. Not to excess though, bad for your health and remember number 2) just the one ok!! And no rituals Oou no, no need for that, if you are going to eat meat, kill it humanely this is 2019 we know stuff now, no need to be arching back to the dark ages hey! So no silly chanting or walking around in circles, it's not nice for the animals and it's just silly, I'd like to think we are all grown ups here..except for the children of course.
5) Churches singing and chanting...No no no not necessary, I'm normal ok I'll know you are around, hopefully doing your best, trying to get by the best you can. I won't need singing too, if I'm honest, it get's on my nerves. The churches we have from some of the earlier religions are quite aesthetically pleasing, some are just awful but all of them unnecessary, taking up space that could be turned into more useful things, so don't build any more.
6) Dead Bodies. Now this needs a complete rethink, now that we have agreed that one life is what you get, there is little point in making such a big deal when people die, sure it's sad, it's very sad sometimes and lets face it sometimes we don't mind at all, we're quite glad. But we're all going to die eventually and we should count ourselves lucky to have not been the sperm that hit the condom or became a dribble. The bodies need burning preferably powering a turbine in the process.
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1470. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Cruise ship almost collides with shore in Venice,Italy
or Cruise ship passes by shore in Venice Italy.
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1471. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video How to travel faster than light
#2 But nothing will ever move faster than the box
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1472. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Florida crocs
If you look very carefully you will find they are spelt completely differently
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1473. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video If the Universe is only 14 Billion years old, how can it be 92 Billion years Wide with a W
#1 Why don't you pizz off and stop spreading your spam on this site. The same day essay service was used by a friend of mine and all the words came back in Chinese.
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1474. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Double fail during a military exercise
Perhaps it would have made sense to give the throwy thing to the guy in front who could actually see where the door was.
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1475. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Florida crocs
I've always wondered what involuntary sound I would make if I thought I was about to be eaten by either an alligator or a crocodile.....now I know lol ...sorry
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1476. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Is Glass a Liquid?
Oh feck not again...sort it quickly...peoples lives depend on it......
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1477. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Duck Family Crossing Highway
Ducking hell I hope she didn't do that on a regular basis..
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1478. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video School Talent Show: Drum Duet
#2 I've not seen that movie, I'll check it out.
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1479. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Smoking cones
I'm guessing that the word Twat would be considered as Too Short a comment on Snotr when in fact it would describe him perfectly.
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1480. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Girl tossed in air after bison charges Yellowstone tourists
Holy shit, hope she makes a full recovery, very traumatic.
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1481. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Corvette's Ferrari 458 for a fraction of the price - the new mid-engined NA V8 Stingray!
At $ 60.000 I would call it a bargain, I'm guessing we are talking $75.000 with the top spec, but that is an awful lot of car for the money. I would still probably buy the Ferrari though.
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1482. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Ferrari Evolution (1947-2017)
OMD they are all my favorite....
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1483. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video School Talent Show: Drum Duet
A bit too long
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1484. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Catching a phone in rollercoaster
#4 Someone gave you a minus for your comment at #2 and I corrected it back to zero.
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1485. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Catching a phone in rollercoaster
#2 Absolutely no need for a negative there Thunders (some tosser) I've corrected it anyway.
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1486. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video SOLOSHOT2
Yes don't think I ever realised lol.
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1487. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Catching a phone in rollercoaster
Must be a cricketer or should be.
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1488. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Train Hits Sewage Truck
That's what you call having a shitty day.
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1489. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Palm tree on fire
So how the feck did that end then?
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1490. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Air Drummin' on the B Train
Why the feck is he traveling with a guitar then?
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1491. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video The World’s Tallest Water Slide Was a Terrible, Tragic Idea
Absolutely awful for the family of the poor child. And nobody went to jail!!
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1492. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Sheep doesn't like BBC cameraman
Take that in the bollocks for a start.
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1493. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video A Really Inept Thief Tries To Steal A Porsche By Cutting A Hole In Its Roof
Shall we take guesses on which prison he is in at this very moment?
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1494. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Create your own volcano
Oh shit I've just checked and my entire house is made of Ammonium Dichromate, put that cigarette out and walk around more slowly in future and no cooking!!
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1495. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Geekster and friends Quad-biking in Romania Countryside 2019
Ah Dracula country, were you in the video Geekster or always behind the lens?
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1496. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Teleoperation of RC car from inside a cylindrical dome
Admin I have two questions :-1 Why is it taking so long to load snotr onto my browser, everything else is straight up, Snotr can take up to 30 seconds 2nd question Can we please have some new video's I fecking sick of seeing Telecoperation of RC car from inside a cylindrical dome, every fecking morning, first I have to wait for 30 seconds for the site to warm up then it's that fecking video again, come on treat us to some new stuff, we're dieing here.
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1497. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video This Is What It's Like To Get Hit With Flame Retardant From A Plane
Have you ever wondered where you mind was 4 years ago..I have
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1498. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video A Michelin-Starred Meal for $1.50
I wonder if he's still charging the same? I hope not
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1499. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Teleoperation of RC car from inside a cylindrical dome
Now that is kinda weird.. but he literally needs to get out more
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1500. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video MAN EBA - emergency braking system.
I wonder if this works on female trucks...oou oou controversial, zip my mouth
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1501. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video All Countries Total Forest Area Comparison (2019)
#5 who said anything about fires? Is that you Trump?
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1502. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video All Countries Total Forest Area Comparison (2019)
I'm so used to seeing the UK at the bottom of these charts like in the Eurovision song contest, it's quite refreshing to her part way up a chart.
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1503. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video BUGATTI CHIRON Titanium brake-test
Yep, got my driver cleaning the chrome as I type.
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1504. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video World's biggest airplane takes flight for first time over Mojave desert
My Goodness has that female presenter got any emotions whatsoever?, She seems about as interested as I would be in a church service, drained all the interest out of the feature there.
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1505. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video The Weird Beauty of Fungi
Cordiceps suck and that's probably not even how you spell them but nasty little bastards aren't they. Makes you wonder how they evolved that connection with the biology of the ant, and makes you glad they don't come for us. I mean this is real zombie trouble.
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1506. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video old school roller skates
#1 and you are SPAM ADMIN GET YOU REMOVE NUMBER 2 goalken please, pizzing us all off
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1507. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video BUGATTI CHIRON Titanium brake-test
So it caught fire and failed the test did it, crappy Bugatti stuff, stick with a Ford. Certainly got the message over to me.
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1508. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Picked in 3 Seconds: AmazonBasics Security Safe
OOPPPS......................................
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1509. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video What It's Like Living In Australia
Should have blown his horn but no it had to jump on his car, fecking Kangaroo
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1510. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video old school roller skates
Brilliant I'm surprised they didn't catch on. Few people know about this, but due to war propaganda with Pathe news it was illegal to film anyone falling on their arse in black and white, in case the Germans used it to their advantage.
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1511. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Coins Have Hidden Booby Traps And Secret Levers
Now I do like those.
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1512. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Trying To Find A Doctor at an Anti Vaccine Rally
Nuff said I think.
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1513. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video How diodes, LEDs and solar panels work
Well thank goodness it wasn't rocket science
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1514. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Sculpting Freddie Mercury
Incredible, I wan't one.
On her website you can have yourself made or someone you love..still me in my case 18 or 24 cm for $3.000 or a caricature version for $1.500
On her website you can have yourself made or someone you love..still me in my case 18 or 24 cm for $3.000 or a caricature version for $1.500
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1515. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Why safe playgrounds aren't great for kids
The problem with all playgrounds if they aren't supervised and lets face it that aren't, is that they become a haven for Yuts who hang out, smoke, drink probably inject these days cause damage, graffiti and if they had hammers, nails wood and the like they aren't going to go anything creative with them, probably crucify each other....yeah actually we need more of these places.
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1516. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video 1966 Children about future
What an amazing group of well spoken intelligent English individuals there, some startling observations about the current times. Not sure where they were from I would guess it was a private school or schools. A real shame that a large proportion of our wonderful country has gone to the dogs since then, you would be hard pressed to find children of that age talking in such an intelligent way these days, very sad indeed.
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1517. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video WELCOME TO FUCKING
I mean...you would have thought someone would have just checked perhaps not in the olden days but perhaps since lets say the 1960's on wards when Fecking really took off in a big way, you know the contraceptive pill and all that. That in a very large proportion of the world their town is going to be...well a joke. It's like the president of the USA yes a joke but I didn't mean that, I meant that his name in the UK at least, means to fart yes folks 'To Donald' is to Fart in most of the UK. It can be used in many contexts here are a few
Oou have you Donald?
Someone has Donald and it isn't me!
You dirty bastard you've Donald haven't you???
WTF someone has dropped their guts and Donald.
Confusion...Donald have you Donald??
Open a fecking window someone has Donald
There is a Donald'er in this room and no one goes home until he or she owns up!!
I thought I had only Donald but alas I followed through.
He is about as popular as a Donald in a spacesuit
The most intelligent sound to leave his body was a Donald
Sorry folks you won't have heard it but I'm afraid I've Donald and this lift isn't stopping until the 32nd floor.
I'd give it five if I were you I've just let a Donald go in that taxi.
Oou have you Donald?
Someone has Donald and it isn't me!
You dirty bastard you've Donald haven't you???
WTF someone has dropped their guts and Donald.
Confusion...Donald have you Donald??
Open a fecking window someone has Donald
There is a Donald'er in this room and no one goes home until he or she owns up!!
I thought I had only Donald but alas I followed through.
He is about as popular as a Donald in a spacesuit
The most intelligent sound to leave his body was a Donald
Sorry folks you won't have heard it but I'm afraid I've Donald and this lift isn't stopping until the 32nd floor.
I'd give it five if I were you I've just let a Donald go in that taxi.
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1518. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Car Accident in Los Angeles California
Wow the excitement was almost immeasurable, why did the driver back up before the accident? Had he had a tip off?
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1519. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video 17 year old Teen agers trying to dialing an old rotary phone.
Surly no one is that dumb really, I mean haven't they seen a film with an old style phone in it, doesn't the Matrix have a regular phone in it. They are just dumb kids or playing dumb.
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1520. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Pikachu The Bugie does Star wars.
If it starts doing Darth Vader call the vet.
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1521. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Curious hawk checks out weather cam in Lincoln, NE
I think it thinks it a telephone it calling Mark Mark Mark Mark.
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1522. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Ferrari Test Drive
I wonder five years on what actually happened to the car, was it scraped, was it repaired and then sold, did I buy it..
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1523. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video PaperCut Stop Motion
Quite disappointed, when I saw the title I was thinking of all the really unpleasant areas like, between the toes, especially between the little toe and the next one, than I thought about between the fingers, under and over your ear lobes, finger tips of course but a bit common, eye lids, tongue...imagine the tongue, side of the nose on a cold day quite unpleasant, eye balls, ball balls, parts we can't mention because it's a family show....between the teeth. Then of course we have to consider length I mean like full side of A5 not as bad as full length of A4 but of course if we are talking hardball I'm thinking slow and deep on the old A3 then of course we need the vinegar, lemon and salt. come on admit you are dithering just a little now, squirming on a seat a bit..
come on admit you are dithering just a little now, squirming on a seat a bit..53
1524. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Denmark's Sand Sculpture Festival 2019
#2 Yeah I don't like it either, heard it in lots of Youtube videos usually when its ten of something or worse still twenty.
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1525. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Turning a Thrift Shop Skateboard into Art - Kurt Cobain Portrait
Yes very well done, it wouldn't be my subject matter but whatever floats your boat.
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1526. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Video shows dramatic jump by US Guardsmen onto vessel laden with cocaine:
#8 Yeah look, that is what I meant Friedy lets have a look at your back yard immediately, I'm thinking we are going to see welding equiptment, sub panels and a long hose at the very least oh and rivets lots and lots of rivets.....Coast Guard get round to KFC's place immediately.
OH and while we are grassing people up like KFC (COAST GUARD COME ON THERE< QUICKLY) ADMIN we have been stuck on this fecking page for three days now, I'm getting seasick, KFC is getting away (COOAST GUARD...HE'S RUNNIG AWAY HERE!!!) and we would all like a new video or several please.
OH and while we are grassing people up like KFC (COAST GUARD COME ON THERE< QUICKLY) ADMIN we have been stuck on this fecking page for three days now, I'm getting seasick, KFC is getting away (COOAST GUARD...HE'S RUNNIG AWAY HERE!!!) and we would all like a new video or several please.
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1527. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Man Saves Kids Life from Burning House
If it wasn't for the opening title that could have been quite tense.
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1528. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Video shows dramatic jump by US Guardsmen onto vessel laden with cocaine:
#3 You seem to know just a little too much about these subs for my liking Fried Chicken, I demand we have a look in your garage, the one that backs onto that river.
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1529. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Video shows dramatic jump by US Guardsmen onto vessel laden with cocaine:
#1 My guess if they had they would soon have Died Died Died.
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1530. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video This 12 year old can teach all of us something .....
Feck me just read some of comments five years ago, what the feck was going on with DogFish?
Anyway five years on I wonder how the guy in the video is doing now seventeen, probably got his eyes on a CEO's position somewhere.
Anyway five years on I wonder how the guy in the video is doing now seventeen, probably got his eyes on a CEO's position somewhere.
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1531. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Car backs out from garage without breaks
Of course we didn't actually see the car did we, I'm thinking Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and she pressed the wing button by mistake.
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1532. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Hero turtle rescues upside down turtle
Proof if you needed it that there is a god, problem is that gods are fecking stupid, all this one manged to do was design a fecking creature that once on it's back can't right itself. Everything else natural selection and no god needed thank you very much.
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1533. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Johnny FPV x Beautiful Destinations - Turkey
Fecking hate balloons, it should be legal to shoot them out of sky, the big hot air filled bastards.
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1534. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Angry Businessman's Dinner
Vary vary strange.....
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1535. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Why can't your body handle a punch to the liver?
I wonder how long it will be before we have liver boxing, punches to anywhere else being illegal
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1536. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Inter Allied Games and the 1920 Summer Olympics
uum yes very good, could do with a bit of colour.
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1537. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video A hunter in a tree-stand gets an unexpected visit.
The bear obviously doesn't like the smell of Human urine. I was really hoping that the bear would suddenly open it's mouth and go "WWWWRRROOOOORRRR"
I was really hoping that the bear would suddenly open it's mouth and go "WWWWRRROOOOORRRR" 53
1538. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Throwback Thursday: Racist Or Funny? | Gabriel Iglesias
I appreciate that the two guys on the stage and the audience thinks this is funny and I like a joke better than most people, I really do, but if you are American reading this you need to know that this joke doesn't travel well and I'll tell you why. If I were trying to put a racist basket of food together in the UK to play a prank on a Black friend of mine, I wouldn't know what to put in there. Maybe that speaks volumes about the difference between the UK and the good old USA.
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1539. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Why the World’s Best Mathematicians Are Hoarding Chalk
Gotta get some of that chalk....oh and perhaps better get a chalk board...and a board rubber.. and a reason to use it...Oh feck it can't be arsed.
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1540. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Car accident 2019
I didn't see any break-lights in front but the angle wasn't great, very fortunate there weren't more cars clipped in that, nasty roll though. The white van that the motorbike passed just before the accident can take SOLACE in the fact that he wasn't involved
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1541. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video America's small town in Canada
COME ON ADMIN THE RECORDS STUCK AGAIN......
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1542. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Russian tire explodes
I think they need to redesign cars so that they can withstand an impact from a Russian tyre from above. By the way in the UK we call them TYRES not TIRES you know the proper English spelling.
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1543. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Charice Pempengco at Star King
My goodness a twelve year old video.
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1544. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video FAIL!
Broken bone count ...anyone?
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1545. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Hyperactive Golden Retriever hilariously wakes up owner
Without substituting Jennifer Lawrence I can think of no better way to be woken up in the morning.
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1546. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Britain's Largest Battery Is Actually A Lake
#1 No it isn't..............Apologies It's argumentative Friday today...really sorry....no I'm not!...Sorry still getting over indecisive Thursday you plonker...oh and I'm in training for insulting Saturday. Anyway yeah whatever you said it was really interesting, you must be really really clever....soon be condescending Sunday If it all fails and we have no electricity it won't bother me in the slightest....especially on couldn't give a monkeys Monday..
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1547. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Japan's Ominous Dancing Cats and the Disaster That Followed
Uum very interesting, would have liked to have seen some dancing cats.......but then he said it was kinda bad so perhaps not...but then again they weren't dogs they were cats so bring on the dancing cats, come on lets see the Polka oh come on a waltz...fox trot...the bump........a tango.......smooch...a nice samba or a bosa nova...an american smooth.......the old tiger-feet dance...thats right thats right thats right thats right I really love that tiger night thats neat thats neat thats neat thats neat I really love those tiger feet....... those tiger fe-eeeeeeeet!!!
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1548. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video The Secret Underground Pipeline Across Britain
Yes it was Blabber mouth now everyone knows...send him to the tower
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1549. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video People saving animals!
#14 Yeah that was me, but I have to update my position on rats. What I don't like is any animal dieing slowly and suffering, such as the one I mentioned in my comment #12 above. The only two options I then had at that time was kill it manually or let it go, so I let it go. However earlier in the year we put out food for the wild birds and started getting a family of rats coming to the feeding area, so I had to do something. I bought an air rifle and shot maybe ten of them over a few days and that was it, didn't see anymore. It's a good rifle and each shot finished them off in a second or two, That didn't bother me as it was quick and effective. Now we have a couple of squirrels that come to the feeder, I can't shoot a squirrel, it's got a fluffy tail and is cute, so I bought a .357 magnum snub nose replica BB gun, the sound alone bothers the squirrels, not enough to not come back, so I've rigged up a little brass bell next to the feeder and I shoot the bell, that does the trick lol.
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1550. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Video shows helicopter rescue of injured hiker
Just imagine if you had a broken leg or something, being spun around like that, feck me, vomit, blood and bone fragments. Just leave me in the desert to die peacefully or get gently eaten by something UgggHHHHH I feel nauseous just thinking about it. I'd like to see a video of the person they rescued seconds later.
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1551. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Massive deep-sea shark checking out submarine
So they have a gun and a laser?
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1552. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Tahia Cambet - Tahitian Dance School
#2 Feck me and I thought I was old
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1553. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Tahia Cambet - Tahitian Dance School
Well I can see that it would produce some very useful muscles, yeah I like it.
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1554. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Crankin' Up the 3-String Shovel Guitar!
Absolutely fantastic, I remember seeing this video years ago and loved it then. It just shows what a state music is in when 'OLD TOWN ROAD' is at the top of an American chart when there is music like this around..Just wonderful..I'm off to the my shed with my drill a looking for me shovel.
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1555. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Everything About Grain Bins (Farmers are Geniuses) - Smarter Every Day 218
#6 Yeah actually it's not just the last 8 seconds it's several years of his smug face that has worn me down. I probably quite enjoyed the first one. He now makes me More Irritated Everyday. I do find it a serious conflict someone who believes in the bible running a show called Smarter Every Day! IRONY AT ITS BEST!! I also don't like family's where the son calls his Dad SIR, he's your dad and that's all he is and he's no doubt bringing you up to believe a whole book load of tosh. Tune into the Atheist Experience in Austin before it's too late lol
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1556. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Insane crane accident New Zealand
They are going to need a crane to sort that out...oh ..
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1557. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Stupid people compilation
#10 No no he is 12.
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1558. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Everything About Grain Bins (Farmers are Geniuses) - Smarter Every Day 218
I just find this guy oh and the bible irritating
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1559. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Everything About Grain Bins (Farmers are Geniuses) - Smarter Every Day 218
You may not have noticed the bible reference at the end of this video, very nice about Corn
John 12:24-26 King James Version (KJV)
24 Verily, verily, I say unto you, Except a corn of wheat fall into the ground and die, it abideth alone: but if it die, it bringeth forth much fruit.
25 He that loveth his life shall lose it; and he that hateth his life in this world shall keep it unto life eternal.
26 If any man serve me, let him follow me; and where I am, there shall also my servant be: if any man serve me, him will my Father honour.
Obviously for balance you also need to read what god says about slavery..He kinda likes it.
Exodus 21 New International Version (NIV)
21 “These are the laws you are to set before them:
Hebrew Servants
2 “If you buy a Hebrew servant, he is to serve you for six years. But in the seventh year, he shall go free, without paying anything. 3 If he comes alone, he is to go free alone; but if he has a wife when he comes, she is to go with him. 4 If his master gives him a wife and she bears him sons or daughters, the woman and her children shall belong to her master, and only the man shall go free.
5 “But if the servant declares, ‘I love my master and my wife and children and do not want to go free,’ 6 then his master must take him before the judges.[a] He shall take him to the door or the doorpost and pierce his ear with an awl. Then he will be his servant for life.
7 “If a man sells his daughter as a servant, she is not to go free as male servants do. 8 If she does not please the master who has selected her for himself,[b] he must let her be redeemed. He has no right to sell her to foreigners, because he has broken faith with her. 9 If he selects her for his son, he must grant her the rights of a daughter. 10 If he marries another woman, he must not deprive the first one of her food, clothing and marital rights. 11 If he does not provide her with these three things, she is to go free, without any payment of money.
John 12:24-26 King James Version (KJV)
24 Verily, verily, I say unto you, Except a corn of wheat fall into the ground and die, it abideth alone: but if it die, it bringeth forth much fruit.
25 He that loveth his life shall lose it; and he that hateth his life in this world shall keep it unto life eternal.
26 If any man serve me, let him follow me; and where I am, there shall also my servant be: if any man serve me, him will my Father honour.
Obviously for balance you also need to read what god says about slavery..He kinda likes it.
Exodus 21 New International Version (NIV)
21 “These are the laws you are to set before them:
Hebrew Servants
2 “If you buy a Hebrew servant, he is to serve you for six years. But in the seventh year, he shall go free, without paying anything. 3 If he comes alone, he is to go free alone; but if he has a wife when he comes, she is to go with him. 4 If his master gives him a wife and she bears him sons or daughters, the woman and her children shall belong to her master, and only the man shall go free.
5 “But if the servant declares, ‘I love my master and my wife and children and do not want to go free,’ 6 then his master must take him before the judges.[a] He shall take him to the door or the doorpost and pierce his ear with an awl. Then he will be his servant for life.
7 “If a man sells his daughter as a servant, she is not to go free as male servants do. 8 If she does not please the master who has selected her for himself,[b] he must let her be redeemed. He has no right to sell her to foreigners, because he has broken faith with her. 9 If he selects her for his son, he must grant her the rights of a daughter. 10 If he marries another woman, he must not deprive the first one of her food, clothing and marital rights. 11 If he does not provide her with these three things, she is to go free, without any payment of money.
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1560. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Statue moving fail
Maybe this was a pre ISIS training video. Who was the fellow anyway, someone famous perhaps?
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1561. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Don't worry, I'll be there ...
That must bloody hurt coming off the bar like that, very courageous.
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1562. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Hedgehog Babies!
I wish I had been born with spikes on my back, the time I would have saved on ironing and the money I would have saved on post-its and when I went out at night no one would need to watch my back
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1563. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Dog Conquers Fear of Stepping onto Carpet
The wonderful of strange dogs, I love it.
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1564. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Proper tea
#3 Have you got decaf coffee Thunders?,you know in case I pop round, won't want tea even with the milk in last yuck.
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1565. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Jinxy Jenkins, Lucky Lou
Well made, really enjoyed that.
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1566. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video How Cockroaches Use Karate Kicks to Avoid Becoming Zombies | National Geographic
63% Hey!! I'm 72.7% wondering how they feck they came up with 63%
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1567. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Fresh Guacamole by PES
Weirdski........
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1568. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Proper tea
You know I fecking hate rap but I might just be a convert, that was absolutely fecking hilarious, thanks Neik..
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1569. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video How Microwaving Grapes Makes Plasma
#2 You do know, that I did know that, don't you Thunders?
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1570. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video How Microwaving Grapes Makes Plasma
Anyone notice the blatant ad placement of the Weetabix box at the end, they shouldn't do that because now I want Weekabix, which just shows the power of advertising, incidentally Weetabix is on offer at Tesco's at the moment you should buy some, bet you can't eats three.
Finally there was no warning that creating plasma in your microwave while eating your Weetabix the delicious breakfast dish, so presumably we are not going to set our kitchen on fire if we try and repeat the experiment?
Finally there was no warning that creating plasma in your microwave while eating your Weetabix the delicious breakfast dish, so presumably we are not going to set our kitchen on fire if we try and repeat the experiment?
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1571. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Epic Don't Drink and Drive Prank
six years on I wonder how many he has now?
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1572. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Chiyonokuni vs Takanoyama
If you only have one move, that is the one to have, he probably practices that for fifteen hours a day. This is probably his daily routine, 8am avoids the postman, 8:15 avoids paying the milkman, 8:30 avoids paying for his tube ticket. 9;07 late for work avoids his boss and makes it to his seat unnoticed. 11am avoids making his own coffee by distracting his colleague and stealing his. 1pm the sandwich guy arrives, he avoids paying him saying "I'll sort it with you at the end of the week" he always takes Friday off. 3;30pm avoids making another coffee using tactic of 11am, colleague feeling pretty thirsty. 6pm goes for a drink with the guys, avoids paying for a round, leaving when it is his turn. 8;20pm decides to have a meal in a restaurant, avoids paying the bill by doing a runner. 9:50pm decides to get taxi home, avoids paying bill by giving driver cash attached by a little piece of invisible line which he pulls out of the window as the car drives off. 10:40pm avoids his wife by sleeping with his girlfriend, avoids not getting her pregnant by avoiding using a condom, now has seven children which he avoids seeing as often as possible. The weekend competes in Sumo competitions. The end. JJ
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1573. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Guy Spills Beer Over Angela Merkel
#11 The waiter was up the Greek without a paddle.
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1574. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Someone stole a bridge in Russia
I think we should examine why someone stole that bridge, how they stole it and what they did with the stolen bridge, also are they coming back for more of the bridge and maybe the road attached to it. I suggest that a camera is set up and possibly put on a live webcam link so we can keep an eye on it, maybe catch the perpetrators. Has anyone checked to see if any of the materials from the bridge have turned up on landfill, I'm thinking probably not, well this needs looking into. Otherwise bridge stealers will get more and more confident and before we know it another bridge will be stolen and then another, maybe one that we like, you know, it's easy to scoff at this stolen bridge because we're thinking 'Well I'm never gonna need that bridge, I'm not going that way anytime soon, it's not on my route, I'm probably not even going to that country, so why should I care about one solitary missing bridge' well that's just how Nazi Germany started. Love and peace brethren L&P.
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1575. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Gesture controlled touchscreen calculator watch
I remember the first black screen led watch made by Clive Sinclair. If you wanted to know the time, you had to press a button on the side of the watch, then a little red digital time display would appear. I remember thinking it was amazing as it was also wafer thin. After a few days it became really irritating though as previously you just looked at your watch and you knew what time it was, suddenly technology made things worse.
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1576. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Tiniest Puppy Loves To Race Around On His Wheels
Oh I'm in love...again, what a lovely little guy guys.
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1577. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Evil Hamster
#33 Totally agree Thunders, poor little fellow, imagine one of us changing size with that little creature, most of us, would just Pizz our pants, not him he kept his ground even against an obviously superior potential enemy. He shouldn't be laughed at he's a brave little guy, possibly a god.
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1578. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video World's Lightest Solid!
You can actually buy little pieces of this stuff www.buyaerogel.com if you are curious.
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1579. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video The Propeller Clock
Tis witchcraft, this is no clock, then there is a clock, then there is no clock, sorcery I say, I demand to see up the sleeves of the wizard.
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1580. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Baby Duck Slide
This might be acceptable if no one could see it
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1581. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video AUNTIE FEE POKE CHOPS AND GRAVY
ADMIN I'm pretty sure we have another SPAM PLASTIC in the form of #3PHAMYEN could you remove the turd from the system please.
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1582. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Street artist in Venice
#5 I can assure you that if I touched you with paint you wouldn't be worth a few hundred thousand at all...I mean Banksy that guy, not me, not me at all, don't start getting the wrong idea, he's not me at all oh no...now where is my spray can. Also everyone in the world knows about my HIS stunt with the shredder. It was televised all over the globe, I thought, he thought it was a wizard wheeze
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1583. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Street artist in Venice
Ah bugger I bought the bottom piece on the right didn't realise it was part of a collection, it was all he had left at 5:25pm when I walked past.
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1584. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video AUNTIE FEE POKE CHOPS AND GRAVY
Well that's ten minutes and forty seconds of my life I just gave away and nobody caught fire or nothing, just cooking and cursing pork chops and I'm not even a meat eater, why would I watch this
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1585. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Time lapse of a baby playing
A Velcro floor and baby grow would slow him down.
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1586. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Why V4 engines are so rare and which cars use them
#2 I've probably got them in my field for the Grandchildren to play in along with the Sinclair C5..
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1587. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Best Animal News Bloopers Compilation 2018
Turkey Fear very debilitating...
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1588. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Kitten bullies a tiny puppy
I pretty sure once the kitten grew up to be a cat and the puppy grew up to be a Saint Bernard things would have changed. The cat is probably where my dog is now, buried in the front garden.
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1589. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Miami's Most Powerful Speedboats
The Haves and the have Yachts..
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1590. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Barking mad! Tiny Papillon steals the show at the Westminster Kennel Club dog show
Oh I thought something interesting was going to happen.
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1591. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video The History of the World: Every Year
#2 It will only cause arguments with brainwashed Theists whose only argument is the evidence they call upon from their bibles and the like. This is not an argument at all, leave them to live in their imaginary world and the rest of us who live in reality can get on with ours. Fact and science will eventually de-solve the stupidities of religion, sadly it won't be in my lifetime or generations to come, but we are in new times and knowledge will eventually little by little separate stupid superstitions from the real world. It will just take the deaths of generations of fools to get there.
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1592. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video The History of the World: Every Year
Interesting how nobody wanted that big blob at the top of the screen for ages and ages then Russia came along and said "Ok we'll have it then, I suppose it's not great though, but if that's all there is left without traveling a long way, well have it, you do understand that an awful lot of it is fecking awful though don't you, rest of the world?"
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1593. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video The Tetris God
That's just the kind of shitty thing god would do if he existed, luckily for us he probably doesn't
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1594. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Knife production at Wusthof
This was five years ago, I wonder how many people they employ today, less at a guess. It does make me wonder how many fecking knives the world needs, surly you get to the point "Yep were done". I also wonder how many people have been stabbed by one of their knives and if more people have been stabbed by one of their kitchen knives compared to other kitchen knives and now I'm thinking FECK this is just one company in the world that mass produces knives, There are probably others!! where the flying feck are all the knives going, there must be more fecking knives than people. I mean like they don't exactly wear out do they? You fecking sharpen then, they last for ever, why why why so many knives......I mean are there countries that don't use knives and then suddenly decide to use knives, I don't get why we need so many knives....and forks!!! I mean forks last for ever, when did you last have to buy a new fork because your old fork wore out, they don't and you don't even have to sharpen forks, who is still making forks and why the feck are you doing that, we've got plenty of forks, stop, go make something else.. and don't get me started on spoons...I mean yeah ok little spoons go missing don't they, kids take them to school and fecking lose them, we accidentally throw them away with yogurt pots I get that, so yes perhaps keep making some not a lot just some spoons but stop with the knives, stop with the forks, no wonder metal prices have gone through the fecking roof, people are using it all up making Knives and forks...oh I'm so fecking angry this morning.. all this waste....I bet it's the fecking Chinese that'll be it, they have just started to realise what a fecking stupid idea Chop Sticks are, fecking stupid little sticks, fecking scooping up bits of rice and shit quickly into your mouth making people who haven't practiced using the bit's of polished twig for an entire fecking year look fecking stupid in restaurants. Bet those Chinese are starting to use Knives and forks and probably spoon like the rest of the 'Normal' world and of course there are about 2 Billion or something Chinese all probably suddenly ditching their little sticks for proper cutlery. All we've got to do now is get the idiots to stop using Rhino horn which is clinically proven to do absolutely fecking nothing for you when you are ill and is about to wipe out the world population of Rhino. In some ways it will be good when the Rhino has gone completely, because then the Chinese won't have it to put in their medicine, a large proportion of the Chinese population world wide will presumably then die of everything you can get and there will be less need for the production of Knives, forks and spoons Amen to that.
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1595. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Butterfly and cat
Thanks for the kind words guys. Lakelands are beautiful looking dogs, the problem is they are very variable in nature. I have met people who have had them and said "Never again" There is the working Lakeland (probably to be avoided if you aren't going to work them) and the none working. Problem is they look pretty much the same and you don't really know what you have until they show you, by which time you are stuck. Ours was so gentle and yes the curly coat was adorable to everyone who saw her, a real eye turner.
Also have a Giant (large) Munsterlander much like the speckled one in this video if you aren't familiar https://youtu.be/2XViwtJBJ20 and a couple of Chihuahuas, not like the ones in this link at all https://youtu.be/ftq0TQU3SQc JJ
Also have a Giant (large) Munsterlander much like the speckled one in this video if you aren't familiar https://youtu.be/2XViwtJBJ20 and a couple of Chihuahuas, not like the ones in this link at all https://youtu.be/ftq0TQU3SQc JJ
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1596. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Ehang 184
#4 OMD BobT it's going to take me ages to check out all those links, but check them out I will.
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1597. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Ehang 184
My goodness I uploaded this sooo long ago it's probably gone rusty.
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1598. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Guy gets caught stealing 5 sandwiches from convenience store
He needs to get another profession as he is really crap at this one. Wonder if he is in jail yet?
Wonder if he is in jail yet?53
1599. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Butterfly and cat
Thanks very much Thunders, She was a gorgeous Lakeland terrier, curly coat like a lamb, in the summer the tips of her ears went brown, in the winter they were light like the rest of her. She was a lot like the lighter one of this pair although she was a little smaller, you could scoop her up and carry her very easily. https://youtu.be/IM5mHUDo79Q JJ
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1600. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Butterfly and cat
Lovely cat... Just had to say goodbye to my dog today, very sad, she was about 15 got Lymphoma, went very peacefully but a massive loss.
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1601. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Good Guy Canadian motorcycle rider
What an awful bloke he didn't even say Bye Mum.
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1602. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Parrot singing let the bodies hit the floor!
Oh fantastic, don't know the song but I feel I now do, I'll google it lol. Obviously an African Grey absolutely brilliant. Thanks Suxi
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1603. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video How a rotating combination lock works demonstrated with a wooden home-made lock
Very interesting and also very interesting and also very interesting, the records stuck the records stuck the records st very interesting.
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1604. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Climate Scientists Destroy Climate Change Alarmism
I don't mind in the slightest that Foxy got this video on Snotr, even though I was sent an almost identical version by a doctor friend of mine a few months ago and posted it to Snotr back then lol.
It does make you think though doesn't it, kind of makes a nonsense out of everything we are hearing on the news. My friend is quite an authority on the subject and tells me an awful lot of what we are being told is rubbish. He does think the Earth is a Triangle though, which is a bit worrying, trouble is he showed me his evidence and it's compelling
It does make you think though doesn't it, kind of makes a nonsense out of everything we are hearing on the news. My friend is quite an authority on the subject and tells me an awful lot of what we are being told is rubbish. He does think the Earth is a Triangle though, which is a bit worrying, trouble is he showed me his evidence and it's compelling
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1605. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Artist draws famous logos by hand
Tis witchcraft I can't even write my name exactly the same twice JJ Ji see!!
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1606. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Advertising campaign for “AeroMexico” airlines: DNA Discounts
I'm from the good old U of K I wonder wonder how much Mexican I am?
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1607. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video WORLD’S GREATEST DRAG RACE 8!
That was a little frustrating at the end.
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1608. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Pedestrian 0, biker also 0
#1 Neither did she lol, she is going to ache in the morning.
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1609. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Romantic boat tour
Well at least the music was in tune
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1610. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Flawless jump!
I wonder if he gets a twinge in his neck every time someone in the world watches this video.
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1611. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Honey in space
Tell um about the honey mummy
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1612. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video 15 Bizarre Recently Discovered Creatures
You say albino, I say albino, you say potato, I say potato, albino albino, potato potato, lets call the whole thing off...
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1613. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Russian man tests chloroform
Perhaps it was Vodka.
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1614. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Diver and Turtle
What a great encounter, turtle was definitely attracted by the pattern on the divers air tank.
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1615. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Russian Spec Forces in action
#1 I doubt they even knew, Just imagine the debrief....in Russian "Right who wants to start?" ...lots of whistling and staring out of the window.
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1616. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Surprise Twist During Cat Rescue
Am I the only one who that thought the other thing that wasn't a can was a cat.
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1617. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Volvo's new Pedestrian Airbag
#26 I hope they decided it was a fecking stupid idea and dumped it.
I've always thought that rather than putting the onus on the car what would be better would be that all the pedestrians wore Mr Blobby costumes https://youtu.be/d1pJ4dluj0U Imagine if old people dressed like this all the time, there would be no more broken hips.
I've always thought that rather than putting the onus on the car what would be better would be that all the pedestrians wore Mr Blobby costumes https://youtu.be/d1pJ4dluj0U Imagine if old people dressed like this all the time, there would be no more broken hips.
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1618. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Spidey pawns some noobs in basketball
I'm thinking this is Meadowlark Spiderman filming in Harlem.
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1619. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video North Star Rotation Timelapse
By the way I would like to take this opportunity to thank Admin for the increase in regular video's over the last few days, it is really appreciated guys or guy.
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1620. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video North Star Rotation Timelapse
Handy how they guy found that branch to point put which star we were looking at.
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1621. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Iphone falls down from few floors high with camera on!
It obviously went deaf but did it live.
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1622. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Syracuse professor grows 40 different fruits on one tree
Yeah nice idea.
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1623. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Shockwave on the sun
Why was there no sound?
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1624. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video New Bike Inventions That Are On Another Level
The standup bike was the only thing I got, but It has a limited market though, I mean Chris Rock might buy one possibly Eddy Murphy, Ricky Gervais but it's not a massive market, I mean I might get one but it's still not a massive market.
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1625. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Repost of Thundersnow's Awesome Video
#8 Nice to have you back, just as delusional as when you left....
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1626. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video RV crashes into ferry
#5 Okay I for one give in, you are gonna have to tell us,....what happened?
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1627. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Amusement Park Ride Snaps In Usbekistan
Absolutely awful, I hate those rides.
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1628. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Yenisei River. ice drift
Now if King Canute had have been standing there, he would almost have been proved wrong.
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1629. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Tiger attack while riding a bike
Do you think the Tiger was expecting to find another Tiger in the guys tank.
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1630. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video When Drilling for Oil Goes Terribly Wrong
Well here we are just six years later and the world has completely run out of oil
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1631. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Boston Dynamics: New Robots Now Fight Back
Pretty sure I've said this before but this is the video that radicalized robots will be shown in the future before they go out in public and blow themselves up.
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1632. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video RV crashes into ferry
#2 Didn't require a vote down I've corrected that.
There were two people there that had they have been born three seconds earlier would have been squished, very lucky, very sad for the driver but not surprised, that was an awful brake-up of the RV, amazed the passenger is still alive actually. Hope she recovers.
There were two people there that had they have been born three seconds earlier would have been squished, very lucky, very sad for the driver but not surprised, that was an awful brake-up of the RV, amazed the passenger is still alive actually. Hope she recovers.
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1633. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Low cost version of Titanic movie
If that cost more than the price of a chicken and a pizza they were over budget.
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1634. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Surveillance video shows woman trying to stop car theft, Milwaukee
The sad thing is that the bastards that do this kind of thing have no respect for life.
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1635. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Incredible spiders
What the flying spider feck was that all about, strange smoking ice cream thing. It's a great system unless the spider wants to go to a specific place.
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1636. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Repost of Thundersnow's Awesome Video
Think I've seen this before
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1637. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Kodiak bear grabs Jim back as he walks away...
Jim is almost as heavy as the bear or is he wearing 12 coats.
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1638. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video World's smallest cat
Beautiful creature, never seen one.
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1639. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Need for Speed in real life
#1 Gaming what's gaming?
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1640. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video How It Works - Part 1 (Wintergatan Marble Machine)
#5 Hasn't arrived yet, little misunderstanding, we agreed 130.000, he thought I meant Euro's, I thought he wanted marbles!! Language barrier. Anyone in need of 130.000 marbles? One euro each?
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1641. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Need for Speed in real life
Okay I'm very slightly (only very slightly you understand) unsure what I just watched.
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1642. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video 75 000 h.p. The Biggest Nuclear Icebreaker
Don't you just hate it when real ships like this one look a bit tacky so that they appear like they are computer generated.
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1643. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Unbelievable trick
Yeah it was okay but there was definitely time for him to to let go of the bike, do a 360 without it, get back on, crack open a beer and still land in one piece, just needs a bit of courage and imagination, as it stand it's a 5.
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1644. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Rare 'rainbow' blanket octopuses caught on camera in the Phillippines
OKAY ADMIN We're seen enough of the lovely octopi's Octopuses Octopussies what ever the feck we want to call them. Can we please have some new video's we're dying here. I uploaded one a few days ago of a girl watching a video that was really exciting, put that one on, anything, just something. JJ SASSP...C...
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1645. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Custom Foam Bubbles
Okay nine years later what the feck happened to this idea, never seen a floating bubble letter type thing ever, not once.
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1646. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Atlas, The Next Generation
This is the video that religious robots in the future will use to indoctrinate new followers to go out and blow themselves up in public places.
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1647. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Aggressive maneuvers for autonomous quadrotor flight.
Any else see all the dead ones on the floor.
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1648. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Rare 'rainbow' blanket octopuses caught on camera in the Phillippines
What a wonderful creature, never seen one before, stunning.
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1649. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Crazy turbulence in plane
#5 Ah thanks for your concern Thunders, just been on holiday, still went on Snotr a bit but not as much. Back now though, and if Admin would just keep the video's coming I'll be here on a daily basis if only to read your dulcet words.
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1650. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Trump deepfake - Toddlers and Tiaras
Precocious child, awful parents, why do they do that..oh I know MONEY!
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1651. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Crazy turbulence in plane
If I live to be 100 I'll never understand why the toilet urine expansion tank has to be in the overhead lockers.
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1652. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Mexican guy demonstrating how to open a champagne bottle
Production team pre-shake in my opinion.
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1653. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Nigerians Fight to Protect the World's Most Trafficked Mammal | National Geographic
#1 Sadly that requires the elimination of most of Asia, these stupid backward countries that believe rhino horn, elephant horn and the scales of this beautiful creature etc etc etc is medicine, it fecking isn't you morons.
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1654. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video A large mantis eat two bees at one time
Nature is very cruel
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1655. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Secretary Birds: Killer Queens
I thought they were called secretary birds because ideally they have long legs.
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1656. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Well disciplined taxi-drivers in Japan
Exactly what you would find on any street in the UK .....not
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1657. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Mosquito: The Ultimate Killer
Come on admin. this video has been sat here for five days now, I take back what I said about Suxi if she is the only one submitting new videos put some of hers on. Anything just sick of watching this bloody mosy video.
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1658. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Afgan Bread makers....
I wonder what that guy is doing right now...let me guess.
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1659. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Man saves bald eagle
Nice thing to do, magnificent creature.
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1660. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Piezoelectricity - why hitting crystals makes electricity
Look lets do this in a fair and organised manor being totally considerate to all involved, keeping Ringmaster as a member and making everyone happy. This is what we do.... From now on refuse to watch any video uploaded by Suxi and boycott the site until Suxi's video count number is reduced by Admin down to 3 and finally Admin needs to change suxi's user name to "I'm Suxi-Montanna and I do nuffing in my life apart from upload videos and pizz people off" I think after all these years of aggravation, that is what needs to happen. I'm sure Suxi would agree wouldn't you Suxi (JJ operates a suxi ventriloquist doll...."yess I'm fine wiv all that" says Suxi) excellent well that's decided then.
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1661. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Flexing gone wrong
All the air went to his Arsehole.
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1662. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Piezoelectricity - why hitting crystals makes electricity
Oh dear oh dear oh dear, trouble at mill.
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1663. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video It is raining rocks in Sicily
Not exactly sure how but I'm thinking the mafia might behind it.
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1664. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Komodo Venom and its Effects: BBC Earth Unplugged
Very interesting, is anyone else finding Snotr a little slow running at the moment, shouldn't be my broadband but I guess it's possible.
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1665. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Package Thief gets Instant Karma
#13 lets hope it went septic.
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1666. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Midget Bar Fight
I can't believe that even one of those regular sized people didn't know that was a stunt lol
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1667. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video This is how electrons and high energy particles look like
#2 Ok £3585 Now I'm trying to think what I would prefer, one of those or a very nice Taylor or Martin Guitar, this is going to take some thought.......
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1668. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video This is how electrons and high energy particles look like
I was just thinking I've gotta get me one of those, then at the end it tells you who to contact if you want one yippee Bet they are really expensive or dangerous or something......edit..I don't speak French but the only figure that I could read was 30.000 euros. Maybe I'll not bother
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1669. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Leas Lift, a water and gravity powered funicular railway in Folkestone
Needs fecking oiling Surly after over 135 years of use it is due to have a serious accident sending the down carriage crashing to the bottom from the top killing everyone on board
Surly after over 135 years of use it is due to have a serious accident sending the down carriage crashing to the bottom from the top killing everyone on board53
1670. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Mars commercial
What about Snickers are they ok?
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1671. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video McHive – the world’s smallest McDonald’s
Could Bee smaller
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1672. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Kid from Hell
I feel terribly sad for that woman, the kid is very likely autistic, no amount of smacking or threats are likely to make any difference. If I'm wrong, sure he needs hanging from a lamppost.
People don't realise that one in a hundred births results in a child with autism. You could be a great looking woman with a great job, have a great looking husband also with a great job, decide to have a baby and this is what you get. Takes over your entire life one second at a time. Violence out of nowhere, tantrums, can't take him or her anywhere without knowing when the bomb is going to go off. Marriages often split up, you can't work, your world ends up being nothing like you imagined. Eventually there is a good chance that the child becomes too much too handle, too powerful, potentially dangerous, will possibly never get a job and ends up in an institution.
Obviously I'm describing the extreme end of autism, many autistic people are nothing like this and just have a variety of social issues. Just remember 1 in 100, 10 in a 1000 that's getting on for 70,000,000 autistic people on the planet right now. Three million two hundred and seventy million in the USA alone. Add that to the 247,000,000 who believe in God in America, that leaves just 80.000.000 people in America you could have a sensible conversation with.
People don't realise that one in a hundred births results in a child with autism. You could be a great looking woman with a great job, have a great looking husband also with a great job, decide to have a baby and this is what you get. Takes over your entire life one second at a time. Violence out of nowhere, tantrums, can't take him or her anywhere without knowing when the bomb is going to go off. Marriages often split up, you can't work, your world ends up being nothing like you imagined. Eventually there is a good chance that the child becomes too much too handle, too powerful, potentially dangerous, will possibly never get a job and ends up in an institution.
Obviously I'm describing the extreme end of autism, many autistic people are nothing like this and just have a variety of social issues. Just remember 1 in 100, 10 in a 1000 that's getting on for 70,000,000 autistic people on the planet right now. Three million two hundred and seventy million in the USA alone. Add that to the 247,000,000 who believe in God in America, that leaves just 80.000.000 people in America you could have a sensible conversation with.
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1673. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Hot Wheels Xylophone
This is a prime example of just because you can why would you. AND I would really like to see whats happening the other end.
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1674. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Amazing Safety Rope Saves Everyone
It didn't even look safe before he tugged at it
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1675. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Keg tapping goes horribly wrong.
Could have had someones eye out
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1676. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Quick thinking and reflexes can save your life
#10 At least the wing mirror in this example.
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1677. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video World’s First Hydrogen Boat - Energy Observer
Looks great on a nice flat sea, lets hope it can stand up to being battered by hurricane winds and forty foot waves.
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1678. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Man Immobile After Scooter Battery Is Confiscated
Oh for feck sake ADMIN, the same video every fecking morning here.... come on you have some new one's in the cupboard!!!!!!
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1679. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Poor dog learns physics the hard way
Classic..................................
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1680. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video MAN EBA - emergency braking system.
Not going to stop the guy behind you from running into you though unless he's got Eva., Eba's sister sitting in the back.
Eba's sister sitting in the back.53
1681. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Helping hands
#12 Well I'm here, where are you?
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1682. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Man Immobile After Scooter Battery Is Confiscated
Could he not have hired a scooter when he arrived at the hotel? Just had a look on line, there are countless mobility hire companies in Tulsa, alternatively they could have got a regular wheelchair and his wife could have pushed him. It's a none story really, unless they hadn't got any finances whatsoever having arrived.
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1683. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video How Hard Can You Hit a Golf Ball? (at 100,000 FPS) - Smarter Every Day 216
#3 Hand wot weeere yor tist resullts?
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1684. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video One Man Renovation
Well I wouldn't want to live in that and my guess is the first tornado that passes through will reverse most of that work and if I were really picky there were at least two men at one point lol. But he certainly has a very wide skill set there and he made a good job of what was a really run down shack. I presume he's buying these to do up and sell or rent. Wonder what profit he makes on each one and how long they are actually taking to complete, probably a good living he's making there.
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1685. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video How Hard Can You Hit a Golf Ball? (at 100,000 FPS) - Smarter Every Day 216
I've done a test to see have many Snotrians actually check the full content of their video's before submitting them and how many times Admin actually check them also. Today it's nil nil.
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1686. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Sound-based fire extinguisher puts out flames
So four years on, can you buy one?
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1687. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video DHL's Funny Ice Cold Prank
I wonder what was inside?
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1688. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video World's Funniest Salesman
I wonder what he's doing now?
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1689. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Anne Frank: the only existing film images
Amazing piece of history on film. If you imagine that film in colour apart from the strange stary woman on the pavement half way though, it looks like a completely normal time on any high street, little did they know of the horror what was to come.
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1690. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Video shows moment dam gate collapsed at Lake Dunlap
My goodness it's gonna take a lot of buckets to get all that water back up there.
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1691. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Cute hamster eating a carrot. HD
Now imagine that's a rat eating your Granddads ear. Oops sorry illusion shattered, somethings you just can't unthink can you.
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1692. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Russian Spec Forces in action
Do you think they got away lol.
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1693. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video How the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict Began | History
Although most of Suxi's video's videos are at best dodgy, this one is quite good as I'm sure there are a lot of people out there hearing current news about one side or the other, who don't know how it all began.
The sad thing about all this, is that all this hatred, all the people who have died is all about religion. About a belief in a god which is very likely to be all nonsense. The real truth is that we mammals evolved from a single ancestor ALL OF US, just the same as every other creature on this planet. Every idea and decision that came along subsequently was made by people and every war that has evolved from those decisions and ideas are absolutely meaningless. And when we all die, we end. It doesn't matter which side you are are on, which religion you spend your life following we are all going to just stop when we die. So make the most of your life while you have it, don't be greedy for another one, it's not going to happen, be nice to your fellow man, and be remembered for being a good person or coming up with a good idea that helps mankind better itself in some way.
The sad thing about all this, is that all this hatred, all the people who have died is all about religion. About a belief in a god which is very likely to be all nonsense. The real truth is that we mammals evolved from a single ancestor ALL OF US, just the same as every other creature on this planet. Every idea and decision that came along subsequently was made by people and every war that has evolved from those decisions and ideas are absolutely meaningless. And when we all die, we end. It doesn't matter which side you are are on, which religion you spend your life following we are all going to just stop when we die. So make the most of your life while you have it, don't be greedy for another one, it's not going to happen, be nice to your fellow man, and be remembered for being a good person or coming up with a good idea that helps mankind better itself in some way.
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1694. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Gaza Rockets: How Israeli PR & US media reverse the reality
I hope for absolute indisputable proof that God(s) do not exist, so that every conflict in the world with religion at it's core, will be seen as the mockery that it is and will stop.
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1695. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Emptying a semi-buried garbage container in Aarhus
#10 Yeah but if the bin is only a quarter full they are still coming too often lol.
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1696. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Gaza Rockets: How Israeli PR & US media reverse the reality
Why has nobody mentioned that the guy in the still looks like Mr Spock.
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1697. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Emptying a semi-buried garbage container in Aarhus
#7 Oh Thunderous one, my point was very clear but you seem to have missed it lol. Efficient would be emptying the bins when they are full, anything less is inefficient, of course the bins hold more, I get the principle BUT the bin they emptied looked to be only about a quarter full, therefore it was not ready to be emptied but it was which is inefficient. Oh my goodness I need a lie down.......WE NEED NEW VIDEO'S ADMIN!!!!!!
....WE NEED NEW VIDEO'S ADMIN!!!!!!53
1698. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Emptying a semi-buried garbage container in Aarhus
#5 Of course it's inefficient as you are sending a team of paid men out in a lorry that uses fuel to empty a bin or bins potentially once a fortnight that probably only needs emptying once every six weeks. How is that efficient? Presumably they used to have regular bins at one point, so they must have changed to these large containers to save money on reduced collections. With the example we have just seen they are emptying them at the old rate.
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1699. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Gaza Rockets: How Israeli PR & US media reverse the reality
#3 I have a feeling that your comment to my comment was trying to be Ironic. If I'm wrong don't read the next bit.
I don't think there is any problem with "There are two sides to every argument and both sides usually think they are right" as being an inspiring message for our children or for anyone for that matter. Why you would tag to that.....
(Ha yes, in other words:
"Don't ever stand up for anything, don't ever fight for anyone, don't ever try to make the world a better place.
It's all useless because there are no objective truths, and no wrong doers. There are always just two sides to every argument and both sides usually think they are right." ) I have no idea?
Why not read it as "The likelihood is that one side is wrong or the reasoning of one sides opinion may not be in line with your way of thinking but clearly it is theirs. Before you stand up for anything or for any one side, make sure you know all the facts. In many situations in life BOTH sides are wrong.
Too many people in this world make major life decisions based on very little, if any evidence. The most obvious one is religion, people are so insistent that their religion is the truth and all the others are false that they will go as far as killing other human beings because of their 'Faith' The evidence for any religion is insufficient for any such claims to be made. But all over the world people are killing each other and claiming territory over something that very possibly is nothing but made up and exaggerated stories from a time when superstition was the daily diet.
If this planet was ever visited by an alien race and they were not interested in eating us, we would be the laughing stock of the universe for what a large proportion of the planet still believe in the world in 2019.
I don't think there is any problem with "There are two sides to every argument and both sides usually think they are right" as being an inspiring message for our children or for anyone for that matter. Why you would tag to that.....
(Ha yes, in other words:
"Don't ever stand up for anything, don't ever fight for anyone, don't ever try to make the world a better place.
It's all useless because there are no objective truths, and no wrong doers. There are always just two sides to every argument and both sides usually think they are right." ) I have no idea?
Why not read it as "The likelihood is that one side is wrong or the reasoning of one sides opinion may not be in line with your way of thinking but clearly it is theirs. Before you stand up for anything or for any one side, make sure you know all the facts. In many situations in life BOTH sides are wrong.
Too many people in this world make major life decisions based on very little, if any evidence. The most obvious one is religion, people are so insistent that their religion is the truth and all the others are false that they will go as far as killing other human beings because of their 'Faith' The evidence for any religion is insufficient for any such claims to be made. But all over the world people are killing each other and claiming territory over something that very possibly is nothing but made up and exaggerated stories from a time when superstition was the daily diet.
If this planet was ever visited by an alien race and they were not interested in eating us, we would be the laughing stock of the universe for what a large proportion of the planet still believe in the world in 2019.
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1700. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Emptying a semi-buried garbage container in Aarhus
If they had worked any slower the bin would have been full again. I see the theory here that the bins wouldn't need emptying as often, but that wasn't a quarter full and what about the other two? Surly if they have gone to that much trouble to dig fecking holes big enough to hold those things there would be some method of checking if they need emptying or not. A simple camera on the end of a cable attached to a tablet would do it, I bought one for about a tenner.
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1701. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Large Asteroid Impact Simulation
Chilling...Can't be recent though as there is still scaffolding up around Big Ben.
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1702. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video from producer to consumer
I wonder where he goes for semi skimmed.
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1703. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Gaza Rockets: How Israeli PR & US media reverse the reality
There are two sides to every argument and both sides usually think they are right.
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1704. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Whose eating who?
#4 No no she was trying to eat it.
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1705. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video This is the most over-fished sea in the world
What a guy, good for him and well done that man.
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1706. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Explaining the global helium shortage
#1 Yeah it did, there is a helium shortage, perhaps if we all cut back on making our voices sound high and funny it would be okay again. I'm going to miss Tuesdays and Saturdays from now on, gotta do your bit
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1707. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video The Worst Invasive Species The U.S. Has Seen in 150 Years
They look like little pigeons.
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1708. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Flight School
Get rid of those last two foils and it would fly right.
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1709. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Whose eating who?
That's what you get when you try and eat a live octopus Be-ach. Didn't even know this was a thing but apparently yes in Korea they eat live octopus, I mean come on. This one fought back and I don't blame it, pity it didn't stick to her eyeball.
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1710. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Let Them Eat Flies
Yummy Yummy Yummy. Didn't say how much the food costs that they feed to the maggots, as soon as the factory supplying the biscuit waste realises that there is a demand for their waste and another company starts asking for it, there will be a cost involved I'm sure. It's starting to happen in coffee shops, people are going around collecting the waste coffee grinds for their gardens etc, eventually they will be charged for it.
Didn't say how much the food costs that they feed to the maggots, as soon as the factory supplying the biscuit waste realises that there is a demand for their waste and another company starts asking for it, there will be a cost involved I'm sure. It's starting to happen in coffee shops, people are going around collecting the waste coffee grinds for their gardens etc, eventually they will be charged for it. 53
1711. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Scenes of daily life in Paris in the 1890s - full color, sound, and speed restored.
#5 How long do you think he thought it would last?
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1712. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Japanese Precision Walking Competition
It truly was amazing, imagine them all running for the bus home.
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1713. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Scenes of daily life in Paris in the 1890s - full color, sound, and speed restored.
Wonderful to see, loved the moving walkway. It makes you want to jump into the screen and tell them how different life would be 120 years from then.
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1714. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Sinkhole vs Cars
Oh bugger and I had my money on the cars.
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1715. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Barycentric balls in space - classroom demonstration video
AAAAH!!! probably around where???
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1716. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video How To Calm A Crying Baby
That is a really good hold. Can't wait to go up to a mother with a screaming baby and pass this on.
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1717. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Hypnotizing A Rooster
Never never never erase the line. Anyone tried this with a hen?
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1718. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Useless Directions
#12 Just got you out of that negative comment there Thunders lol.
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1719. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Ex-Marine demonstrates clever way to survive from drowning
Re reading these comments three years on, I would like to add that I would probably drown just trying to take my trousers off, even if they weren't shorts or a kilt. I'm a little suspicious of the lack of response from Cameramaster after 'MY' idea for the inflatable sporran! I do hope he didn't nip off, start production and tried to steal the idea from under me.
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1720. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Dorset Man
Makes you wonder what happened to him eight years ago, wife died, retirement. I wonder how many people think he is thumbing a lift. I also wonder if he always buttons up his shirt that way.
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1721. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Useless Directions
#5 Thunders thunders, look you don't have to stick up for the nob that put this awful video on, they are probably of limited intelligence, maybe funny looking and have no friends. Let the idiot fight his or her own battles other wise you just encourage them to put more crap on, then everyone gets upset, turn away from the site, then the viewing numbers go down, then if they ever want to sell Snotr it will be absolutely worthless and it will be that persons fault. We just all need to agree that the world is full of stupids with no comical taste, you know people who really shouldn't be allowed out of their homes without a carer..................................................................oh .........................................................................................................................................
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1722. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video How It's ACTUALLY Made - Ice Cream
My goodness, so much I didn't know.
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1723. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Fairchild XC-120 Packplane
Dum did he dum, did he dum dum dum, did he dum dum dum? that is the question..
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1724. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Crane Falling on Mercer St in South Lake Union 4/27/2019
Tragic, just goes to show if you are in the wrong place at the wrong time, minding your own business your life can still end...just like that.
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1725. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Dude Implants Magnets Into His Wrist to Hold iPod
I wonder what he's doing with his magnets now?
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1726. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Latte Art
I'd like to see a porno version
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1727. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video High-speed slicer for bulk pepperoni and bulk bacon slicing
They should slow the whole process down, nobody needs to eat that much bacon.
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1728. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Amazon Delivery
#11 No we haven't
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1729. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Pilot nails sideways landing in 40-knot crosswinds at Bristol Airport
"Yeah that was good, I won't be asking you to do that again, now Mr Jones a couple of questions before we head back to the test center, what distance should you park your vehicle from the Kerb, and can you read the number plate on that vehicle parked just by the tower"?
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1730. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Proof that video games don't make children violent
#2 The Wonder Years, what a great series and had some amazing music in it, I remember they played "You've got a friend" rather a lot.
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1731. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Guy rushes to open up gate for fire fighters as wind rises a forest fire in Chile
Maybe it is a ritual in his family that every time the house catches fire they must present the fire fighters with a broken padlock.
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1732. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video How to wake up a lazy Boy
Husky's thoughts 'Sui Sui here pig pig pig, come on wake up I wanna play, you fat.. plus your're on my mat. oh come on, nobody sleeps through this, you're pretending now, Wake the feck up, ah at last we have pig stir, oh shit my dish still has food in it, gotta run, gotta beat the pig to my food."
Piggy's thoughts 'owil owil what the owil, must pretend oiwl to be asleep, fecking dog, every fecking morning, oiwl right in the liver oiwl, yeah look I don't need CPR ok owil, I wonder if there's any food left in his bowl, maybe I will wake up..'
Piggy's thoughts 'owil owil what the owil, must pretend oiwl to be asleep, fecking dog, every fecking morning, oiwl right in the liver oiwl, yeah look I don't need CPR ok owil, I wonder if there's any food left in his bowl, maybe I will wake up..'
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1733. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Another Death Defying Air Conditioning installation
Well at least he tied two knots. Can't be too careful.
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1734. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Amazon Delivery
#9 A little better!! She pissed on the guys drive!! If she had needed a pooh she would likely have done that too. She's disgusting!!
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1735. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video 2 hamsters one wheel
They should give them a little stick with an eggcup full of beer balanced on the top after that.
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1736. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Our cats never let the neighbor's dog enter our garden
He laughs like Mutley, Dick Dastardleys dog "I'll get you Penelopy Pitstop"
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1737. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video The Matrix low cost version
Hard to tell apart. Loved the peas at the end.
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1738. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Amazon Delivery
#4 That's a really bad stutter you have there jaikku.
Doesn't it make you proud to be a human being, separated from all the simple animals on the planet. I'm guessing Amazon told her to mark down each drop off she did and she took it literally, what a filthy creature.
Doesn't it make you proud to be a human being, separated from all the simple animals on the planet. I'm guessing Amazon told her to mark down each drop off she did and she took it literally, what a filthy creature.
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1739. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Why Do Women's Hips Sway When They Walk?
I don't need to watch this, I'm just glad that they do.
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1740. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Man Gets a Call from a Windows Computer Scammer and Pretends to be a Thief
Four years on and it's still funny.
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1741. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video The Eiffel Tower made of Magnets
It all got a bit lazy after the first section, or was it just a shortage of bits.
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1742. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Sadness As An Orangutan Tries To Fight The Bulldozer Destroying Its Habitat
Absolutely tragic and heart breaking, what are we doing to our wildlife.
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1743. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Biggest single world record firework
Wow woo woo woo Wow
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1744. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Top 15 The most videos watching 2019 - Super Awesome Videos
Quite interesting but some of them could have used a description of just what the feck they were doing.
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1745. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video The Girl with 1,000-Plus Letters In Her Name | The Oprah Winfrey Show
I just think we change the subject, Snotr gets it's technical issues sorted and lets move on..
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1746. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Organ with reed pipes from paper
I need we need to give Geeky a break, he's probably still on pain killers.
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1747. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Cross Country Highlights
#2 agreed..What we have here is a video of mostly the inside of a helicopter with a slightly blurred external view. But after watching a fecking video of people falling over on ice for a week I'll take anything.
But after watching a fecking video of people falling over on ice for a week I'll take anything. 53
1748. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video The Girl with 1,000-Plus Letters In Her Name | The Oprah Winfrey Show
Let me guess now she's working in MacDonald's but you can't see her behind her massive name badge.
Of course what the silly woman didn't think about, was that someone else somewhere in the world only had to name their child with a name one letter longer and immediately she's just a girl with a stupidly long name that isn't even the longest in the world.
Of course what the silly woman didn't think about, was that someone else somewhere in the world only had to name their child with a name one letter longer and immediately she's just a girl with a stupidly long name that isn't even the longest in the world.
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1749. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Best Ice Cross Crashes, Fails and Action - Crashed Ice
#9 Sorry to hear that Geeky, what seems to be the problem?
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1750. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Acrobatic builders
I hope they guy at the bottom is on a higher rate of pay then the guys above.
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1751. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Best Ice Cross Crashes, Fails and Action - Crashed Ice
Right Easter is over time for more videos Snotr.......Snotr.......is anyone there.....S N O T R I said Time for some some new video's we're fecking bored stiff here, every day a fecking video about people falling over on ice at the top of the screen....Come on come on come on, new video's come on!! Now look the fecking monkeys are here!!!!
Now look the fecking monkeys are here!!!!53
1752. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video The Best of Stefan Pabst's 3D DRAWINGS
Absolutely amazing, I really wish I could draw, one of my lifes' regrets.
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1753. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Parked my car in the wrong spot this week....
4 years later and the car is still there, some people never learn.
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1754. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Best Ice Cross Crashes, Fails and Action - Crashed Ice
#1 oh yes you have.
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1755. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video How Lice Turn Your Hair Into Their Jungle Gym
Good of Suxi to share his holiday video's today.
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1756. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video The Beach Boys Shred (Get Around)
And what was wrong with that? Sounded fine to me, it was the shirts wasn't it, was that it, the shirts ah yeah crappy shirts.
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1757. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Wendy Williams (except with no talking)
Who do I talk to about the 34 seconds of my life that I will never get back.
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1758. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Horse Protects Rancher From Cows As He Tags Calves
Clever horse, I wonder how he taught it to do that.
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1759. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video British soldier Edward Dwyer sings "We're Here Because We're Here" 1916
Still better than any rap song I have ever heard.
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1760. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Idiots at work
#1 OMD you must be in minus figures by now then.
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1761. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video How to save our planet
Great advice, just hope the right people are listening to it.
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1762. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video When Gorgons Ruled the Earth
#4 If I've said that once I've said that a million times. It absolutely staggers me how many fossils are still walking around. I find it a planetary embarrassment that people I may pass in the street who I might regard as normal are in fact nearer to monkeys in their intellectual intelligence.
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1763. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Mobile (Animation | 2010)
Wonderful, what a great piece of animation.
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1764. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Termites Build Colony Larger Than England
#2 I'm sure my barrister will come up with a payment plan.
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1765. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Surf Lakes - Australia’s First Surfing Wave Pool
Leonardo Da Vinci actually came up with this idea, but as he hadn't come up with the idea for a surf board he didn't know what to use it for.
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1766. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video How Leonardo da Vinci made a \
Clever bloke old Leo.
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1767. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Why the US doesn’t use metric (even though it does)
In my lifetime which I regard as the most exciting time for change in the history of this planet. Just a few examples, when I was young there were no mobile phones, no computers (at least in the home or in schools) Television was Black and white and there were only three channels and the programs stopped late evening when an announcer actually told you to "Remember to turn off your Television set" and everything disappeared to a small dot in the center of your screen. Also during the day there was often nothing on the three channels and instead you got what was called a test card and some music. It was also quite common for the program you were watching to lose sound or vision and again you would get a test card and some music while they fixed it.
Motorways were just starting to be made, so most journeys were made on single lane roads, so traffic jams were a way of life. Even inside loos were rare and few houses had a bath. I could go on for ever here, but also right in the middle of my education at the age of twelve we the UK changed its currency to decimal. On Sunday the 14th of February 1971 (when incidentally pretty much all shops were closed) there were 240 penny's in a pound and I had been educated to this fact since around 1965 when I started school. On the 15th of February (Monday) there were suddenly 100 penny's to the pound and I remember carrying a little card showing how the value of one NEW PENNY compared to the old. Of course two years earlier NASA had landed men on the moon with far less computer power than I carry around now in my smart phone. Life was starting to get exciting and look at us now. Obviously you only have to travel to certain countries and look at certain religions to realise that some parts of the incredible planet we live on are not only pre 1971 but pre 1871 which is a travesty.
Motorways were just starting to be made, so most journeys were made on single lane roads, so traffic jams were a way of life. Even inside loos were rare and few houses had a bath. I could go on for ever here, but also right in the middle of my education at the age of twelve we the UK changed its currency to decimal. On Sunday the 14th of February 1971 (when incidentally pretty much all shops were closed) there were 240 penny's in a pound and I had been educated to this fact since around 1965 when I started school. On the 15th of February (Monday) there were suddenly 100 penny's to the pound and I remember carrying a little card showing how the value of one NEW PENNY compared to the old. Of course two years earlier NASA had landed men on the moon with far less computer power than I carry around now in my smart phone. Life was starting to get exciting and look at us now. Obviously you only have to travel to certain countries and look at certain religions to realise that some parts of the incredible planet we live on are not only pre 1971 but pre 1871 which is a travesty.
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1768. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video It'll never take off!
That's also the sort of thing rozodedo would do ass hole.
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1769. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video When Gorgons Ruled the Earth
#1 Very interesting Bob but could you rewrite your story indicating at which point God got involved in all this, I've read your piece several times and can't make up my mind exactly where he or she or it comes in?
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1770. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video STRANDBEEST EVOLUTION 2017
My goodness the work that must go into each one of those, not to mention the difficulty of transportation. And then the potential for them end up in the sea or get damaged by the wind must be heartbreaking. I wonder what he does with them when they are finished after testing. Proble with the site Snotr I only pressed enter once honest!!
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1771. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video STRANDBEEST EVOLUTION 2017
My goodness the work that must go into each one of those, not to mention the difficulty of transportation. And then the potential for them end up in the sea or get damaged by the wind must be heartbreaking. I wonder what he does with them when they are finished after testing.
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1772. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video STRANDBEEST EVOLUTION 2017
My goodness the work that must go into each one of those, not to mention the difficulty of transportation. And then the potential for them end up in the sea or get damaged by the wind must be heartbreaking. I wonder what he does with them when they are finished after testing.
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1773. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video STRANDBEEST EVOLUTION 2017
My goodness the work that must go into each one of those, not to mention the difficulty of transportation. And then the potential for them end up in the sea or get damaged by the wind must be heartbreaking. I wonder what he does with them when they are finished after testing.
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1774. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video STRANDBEEST EVOLUTION 2017
My goodness the work that must go into each one of those, not to mention the difficulty of transportation. And then the potential for them end up in the sea or get damaged by the wind must be heartbreaking. I wonder what he does with them when they are finished after testing.
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1775. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video STRANDBEEST EVOLUTION 2017
My goodness the work that must go into each one of those, not to mention the difficulty of transportation. And then the potential for them end up in the sea or get damaged by the wind must be heartbreaking. I wonder what he does with them when they are finished after testing.
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1776. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video ‘Incline’ parking in China aims to save space for more cars
#2 Yes that video has been on Snotr before, I wouldn't say it's less complicated.
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1777. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video First Image of a Black Hole!
It could be a black hole or one of the engineers having a laugh with a doughnut in front of the telescope.
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1778. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Termites Build Colony Larger Than England
I feel I was tricked into watching a video with cats in it, which weren't mentioned in the title, this set off an asthma attack, the medication of which caused me to have a paranoid episode, during which I took my jeep onto the high street and ran over twenty three old people who were obviously planning to have me baptized in the name of Jesus. I need to now know if this process can be reversed as it's very embarrassing. Rignmaster this is your responsibility not mine and you may be called as a witness in my defense.
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1779. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video World's Fastest Stree-Legal Car Breaks 300 MPH in a Standing Mile at THE TEXAS MILE!!!
The thing I like most about that record is that it's in MPH and not that silly KPH
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1780. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Why Can't We Get Power From Waves?
Sound like a challenge to me. I'll visit my workshop and get back to you.
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1781. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video China's Bike-Sharing Disaster
I think the guy that suggested that scheme spoke too soon, they should put the brakes on the whole thing and ask him to retyre. He could then get a seat on a new board and see if he can handle a new venture. Either way he needs to tread carefully or he might get framed and saddled with a long sentence on a chain gang then he'll have to peddle drugs to get by cycle.
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1782. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Monkey riding a wild boar - Best chase ever
OMD I remember that from two years ago, still very disturbing.
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1783. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Big Guy Adopts Tiny Special Needs Turtle With An Exposed Heart | The Dodo Little But Fierce
I really wish the world had more people like him, people who care for the most vulnerable creatures, how different the world would be.
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1784. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Most Amazing Electron Microscope Images
Oh dear the video's have still stopped again, and it was going soooo well.
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1785. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Most Amazing Electron Microscope Images
Oh dear the video's have stopped again, and it was going soooo well.
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1786. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Perfectly synchronized gears on high-speed servos
Just staggering, you wouldn't think that was possible.
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1787. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Most Amazing Electron Microscope Images
Cyanobacteria my favorite, very friendly looking fellow. Least favorite T4 Bacteriophage virus, nasty looking bastard, imagine when that starts to run around AAHHH
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1788. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Can you solve the jail break riddle?
Borrow a watch from another inmate.
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1789. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Simulated Reality
Last night I woke up from someone else's dream.
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1790. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video "ACE" - Sleight of Hand by Noel Heath
#4 Ok your family a worries me a little here, why would a you tie a your Grandma's a hands behind her backa and blindfolded her, when she cook a the meataballs. I'm thinking this a little disrespectful to the old lady and surly it a slows downa the cooking process. Could you explain in a great a detail please, just how a she cooks the meata balls with her hands out of the action and her eye's hidden a by the a blinda folda. I'm a not saying thata you are a completa liar but I'm a little scepticala of a your story a bullshita.
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1791. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Bruce Lee Interview 1965
#5 I agree, I guess this was very on in his career. I don't think he would have taken that crap eight years later on after he had made his four major films. Incredible to think that by the time Enter the Dragon was released in 1973 he was dead. Terrible loss.
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1792. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Snow Diving in Northern Wisconsin
That's more like it, educational stuff.
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1793. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Backflipping MIT Mini Cheetah
And so it goes on and on and on and on.
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1794. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Can you solve the jail break riddle?
Ok yep ok yep ok yep
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1795. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video A Tour of Academia
Yes ok yes ok yes ok Only put that because yes was too short a comment apparently, picky picky
Only put that because yes was too short a comment apparently, picky picky53
1796. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Simulated Reality
Umm Food For Dinner.
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1797. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video We Love Russia
Felt sorry for the cow and the horse.
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1798. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Bruce Lee Interview 1965
I grew up with Bruce as my hero, his films Enter the Dragon, Fist of Fury, The big Boss, The way of the Dragon all came out when I was a teenager. I went to see the films endlessly even tried to style my hair like his for a while. It was Bruce that got me into Karate which I took to Black belt. I thought I had seem every piece of film and interview but this is a new one to me, so thanks manro for finding and sharing this, takes me back. Interesting to see the side profile of his face, while front on he is very well known, side on he looks unfamiliar somehow. I wonder if that was a conscious act in his films that he didn't like to show himself too much from the side.
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1799. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Organ with reed pipes from paper
Seems like a lot of work for a feck awful sound lol
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1800. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Man Show Boy Compilation
Actually that was quite funny. So what is the crack here, I've never heard about this guy before, how old is he?
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1801. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Kid climbs fridge
One can only assume that the competition for toys is very high in that orphanage. Simple solution, change the hinges round on the doors, then the little fecker would swing off at low level...if he's still alive of course and not squashed under a bookcase
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1802. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Manhole Explosion
I wonder if he'll do that again, probably use a longer fuse next time.
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1803. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Massive glacier collapse sends tourists fleeing at famous lagoon in Iceland
At first I thought Why are you running pussies, then I thought after me after me.
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1804. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video First Time on an Electric Foil
Wow that looks to be real fun, really surprised they snook that three second clip of the girl foiling topless right after the 'Thanks for Watching' notice.
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1805. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video "ACE" - Sleight of Hand by Noel Heath
#2 What can she do?
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1806. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video "ACE" - Sleight of Hand by Noel Heath
Tis witchcraft burn him.
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1807. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Handle Robot Reimagined for Logistics
Now I know what happened to my golf trolley
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1808. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Flat Earthers try to justify their beliefs
#6 Sadly it isn't, they actually are fecking idiots.
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1809. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Dog needs a little help after massive dumping of snow
#1 Sounds a bit hot.
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1810. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video A reality check on renewables - David MacKay on TED
Interesting video,
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1811. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video 6 year old visually impaired piano player plays Bohemian Rhapsody
#3 You are a plonker Mrs Fried chicken, as Foxy said kids often don't use peddles at that age, he needs to be raised up so his arms and hands are in the correct position to reach the keyboard, then irrespective of sight issues he wouldn't be missing so many notes. His current position is going to greatly affect his position muscle memory as he grows and make it more difficult to progress. Perhaps this isn't the actual piano he usually plays, but if it is and he wants to use the pedals, his parents should fix some pedal extenders for him https://youtu.be/PXb5qep844M but get him a higher stool!!
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1812. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video When the police tell you to "get down"
Followed by a hail of bullets hopefully lol
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1813. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Flat Earthers try to justify their beliefs
Why are these fecking idiots given air time and why would you be happy about showing the world that you are just about as stupid a human being as it's possible to be. For goodness sake do something useful with your lives. If you want to go around thinking that the world is flat, you do that, but don't waste the time of others peddling your crap. It's just this sort of backward thinking that keeps religion alive, so much time and energy wasted trying to disprove what science has discovered, it should be a crime again humanity as well as a crime again stupidity.
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1814. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Extreme Railbiking Part 1, Life is Like a Mountain Railway, Rail Bikes on Abandoned Railroads.
Wouldn't like all the bike carrying between broken tracks and I'm not sure I would like some of the heights, I would want a little more weight on the small wheel, maybe they need a bag that they could add rocks too and throw them out when they have to carry the bike. Also there were several points on there when personally I would have stopped and moved a few small rocks so the next guy wouldn't have to get off at all. If I really put my mind to it I would have designed those bikes so that they were easier to carry, perhaps with a hinged side section.
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1815. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video If I Were the Devil
#5 They don't sound like the sort of ideals that the Devil would have, are you sure you have completely grasped this concept.
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1816. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video If I Were the Devil
If I were God. I would show myself and prove once and for all that I do exist and that is it reasonable for people to believe in me, I would clarify which parts of the bible and any other religious books that filters back to me, are actually true and which parts were not really what I meant to say at all but were added by someone who should have known better. I would explain why I need people to praise me and why I don't just get on with my own existence and let everyone on the planet just get on with theirs, which for the vast majority of the time is what I do anyway. I would also explain why even though I have the power to create universes and men out of dust and women out of men's ribs, I allow young children to die of cancer, when obviously I have the power to stop that happening. And why I let some children with cancer get better just because their parents pray to me and let others die because they don't. I would also explain why again as I have complete power over everything I allow people to be raped, murdered and whole area's to be flooded by tsunami and millions of people to starve to death in desert land when I can bring a plague of fish at anytime to feed many thousands of people, when they are a bit hungry as in my bible story (unless that's another bit of crap that didn't happen. If I were God I would be unable to be killed presumably and I guess as I could very easily become 100 feet tall I would go on world television and put to bed all the myths about all the other gods that have been made up over the years, put an end to Scientology and all the other crazy idea's that people live by in my name. I would do much more than this but I think for the first couple of weeks this would be a good start.
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1817. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video 6 year old visually impaired piano player plays Bohemian Rhapsody
He needs a taller stool, that's half his problem.
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1818. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Elephant caught on CCTV cleaning up the trash
Well I've seen a horse fly and I've seen a dragon fly, I've even seen a house fly, but I ain't never seen an elephant cleaning up the trash.
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1819. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Ghost Shark Caught on Camera for the First Time
Sorry but I don't believe in Ghost sharks
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1820. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Floating Ball, Screwdriver and Egg
Four years on......still boring
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1821. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Russian slap contest
Shouldn't be allowed to compete with a beard or if that isn't a problem the other guy should be allowed to wear a false one. Stupid concept, only in Russia....or is it.
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1822. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Husky argues about stealing shoe, eventually brings it back.
Beautiful creature.
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1823. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Tony's gonna stand on an egg
Tony is an idiot and Tony's wife smokes 40 a day.
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1824. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Well unfortunately seems like a police car was no match for a Polaris RZR.
So do you think this was a stolen car, or were they just being pulled for dangerous driving, they seemed to driving rather well for a first time in that vehicle.
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1825. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video WINNIPEG VAPE SHOP ROBBERY
Pair of low life idiots, caused a lot of damage though, you don't need that in your business. On another note, what is happening with Snotr, lots of video's all of a sudden, new one's in the early evening (UK) never seen that before. Definitely not complaining, it's a refreshing change, just a little worried you might be trying to sell the site again?
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1826. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Why This 3D Light Printer Is A HUGE Game Changer
Ain't half been some clever barstards..
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1827. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Death cat and a dog
Very funny.
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1828. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Two Lynx in Ontario Have Intense Conversation
I think the one on the left thinks that the one on the right is a mirror. Perfect example of a ritual avoiding actual conflict and therefore potential injury or the need to fight. A few of our youths in England could take a leaf out of the Lynx's more developed and more intelligent system instead of going round stabbing each other like the fecking idiots that they are, then spending twenty years in a cell, really bright that is isn't it guys.
Perfect example of a ritual avoiding actual conflict and therefore potential injury or the need to fight. A few of our youths in England could take a leaf out of the Lynx's more developed and more intelligent system instead of going round stabbing each other like the fecking idiots that they are, then spending twenty years in a cell, really bright that is isn't it guys.53
1829. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Samurai Wasps Say 'Smell Ya Later, Stink Bugs' | Deep Look
Stinky bugs ughhhh. They look a little like shield bugs, but more stinky ughhhh
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1830. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Modern History: A Funny Thing About Medieval Hoods
Very interesting, I'm quite surprised no one has thought of bringing the hood with shoulder mount back, it would be quite fashionable. Uum
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1831. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Polar Bear Mom Creates Small Avalanche to Save Cub
What a load of nonsense, there was no avalanche, the male was enjoying sliding down the bank and the cubs never looked to be panicking. If you are going to make a nature documentary, do it properly.
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1832. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Inside Corning's Gorilla Glass Factory
I'm currently in my lab working on some Monkey glass, it's thicker than Gorilla glass and if you look through it, it throws shit at you. So a lot like an Iphone
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1833. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video 1769 Cugnot Steamer
But if he had put the boiler at the back, he wouldn't have sold so many pairs of goggles.
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1834. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Timelapse Of The Future
#5 Yes but won't though Thunders, it will be nothing but atom dust like the rest of the universe.
#7 I agree BC has got an annoying voice but he is a Prof and he knows his stuff.
#7 I agree BC has got an annoying voice but he is a Prof and he knows his stuff.
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1835. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Cockpit footage captures light plane loses power
I'd like the guy on the right sitting next to me , every time I fly a two seater.
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1836. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video 50 Of The Most Evil Packaging Designs We’ve Ever Seen
Very bad, pity there isn't a hell or they would all be going there.
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1837. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Power Tool Manufacturers and Who Really Owns Them
#5 Yup thuts hew hit uffected mi.
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1838. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video True Facts: The Bolas Spider
David Attenborough's first attempt at a blue version of Blue Planet.
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1839. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video 'Hemorrhoid Guy' skit from In Living Color
When was this the 1970's?
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1840. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Power Tool Manufacturers and Who Really Owns Them
Ah so what, doers it really matter. falling asleep here.
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1841. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Timelapse Of The Future
Hardly seems worth all the fecking effort when you think about it. In 34 thousand trillion10 it will be like it never happened. All those feking books, all that digging, all that cooking, all those trips to the loo, all that clothes shopping, all that sex and for what....nothing..and there's no god.
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1842. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Best of acceleration
Could have watched at least another ten seconds of that.
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1843. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Trust
Sorry lost interest after about minute three, too involved.
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1844. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Barking mad! Tiny Papillon steals the show at the Westminster Kennel Club dog show
Whet on to win crufts this year, amazing dog.
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1845. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Plane Shooting LASERS At The CROWD | Friday Fireworks Display | Avalon Airshow 2019
#2 It's a variation of the original but it's not the original. Quite a display, I like.
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1846. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Plane Shooting LASERS At The CROWD | Friday Fireworks Display | Avalon Airshow 2019
#2 It's a variation of the original but it's not the original. Quite a display, I like.
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1847. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Turn a Broken Egg into a Ping Pong Ball - Backward Picnic
skcollob
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1848. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Is It Southern or Hipster? – wellRED Comedy
yep totally unfunny shite.
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1849. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video How does the Mercedes-Benz Stadium work?
I'd like to know how much it costs for a diet coke.
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1850. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Sylbo, The Last Speakers of the Lost Whistling Language
My dog obviously speaks Sylbo.
You couldn't have a private conversation in this language though could you, the whole village would know your business. Imagine telling one neighbour that your other neighbour was a wanker, there must be lots of fights.
You couldn't have a private conversation in this language though could you, the whole village would know your business. Imagine telling one neighbour that your other neighbour was a wanker, there must be lots of fights.
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1851. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Meanwhile in Germany
I remember seeing the newspaper headline for this story 'German Dandruff Storage Warehouse Vandalised By Belgium Wig Consortium' I had to put this again because I thought it was really funny.
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1852. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Radiohead - Creep (Mimi & Josefin) _ Blind Auditions _ The Voice Kids 2019
#5 My goodness you learn something everyday, thanks. I had no idea Irish twins were born two years apart.
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1853. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Radiohead - Creep (Mimi & Josefin) _ Blind Auditions _ The Voice Kids 2019
I hate this show in the UK so bloody false. What really bugs me is when they don't turn and then they say "Oh I so nearly turned" "I was that close" And that bloody Oily Murs shaking his head like he's such a great guy and wished now that he had turned. As for these two girls, yes they were good, obviously twins so harmonizing should be a doddle they weren't jaw droppingly good though, once again the judges were so over the top like they had just heard the Amy Winehouse twintet..... they hadn't.
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1854. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Pulling the first Enormous Show Carrot
Er what's up doc.
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1855. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Why all solar panels are secretly LEDs (and all LEDs are secretly solar panels)
#1 We're very much alive and kicking and functioning better when you are not here.
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1856. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Chatty Gargoyle at Denver International Airport
#3 Some people won't understand that lol.
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1857. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Chatty Gargoyle at Denver International Airport
Yeah that was one of my better gigs
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1858. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Amazing dog
That dog is considerably better with a basketball than I am
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1859. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Brinicle
Its a real shame evolution hasn't produced a chisel fish, because if it had and it was to get together with a hammer head shark, Brinicles could be eliminated, think of the lives that would be saved. Stupid evolution!!
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1860. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video The Golden Ratio 1.618
For all of you who switched off around 3 minutes, I skipped to the end and the answer was an Aardvark and I really wasn't expecting that.
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1861. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Sweet potato patch
#10 Yes RIP and damn those carnivorous chompy fairy's
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1862. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video How cricket balls were made 50 years ago
And I bet they were really badly paid too.
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1863. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Drunk friends in the woods
What do you recon 140cl of vodka each minimum.
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1864. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Jack Nicklaus makes a 100-foot golf putt.
It's the only sport where you can do something career changing like getting two hole in ones, downing a 100 foot put, followed by a 200 foot put and a 300 foot put, followed by a blindfolded 100 foot put and still loose the game.
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1865. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Giant Lobster: Biologist Discovers 70-Year-Old Crustacean
Albert might be 74 today, Happy Birthday Albert
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1866. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Everyone laughed at and belittled her chalk art performance... until the very end of the contest.
This is worrying not only have we got no new videos again today, for the first time, that I can remember, we haven't got a new 'classic video of the day' are we rushing to a halt.
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1867. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Birds swarming
it's called a Murmuration.
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1868. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Everyone laughed at and belittled her chalk art performance... until the very end of the contest.
So what happened was she gone or could they keep her?
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1869. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Turret Spiders Launch Sneak Attacks From Tiny Towers
How have I got to nearly sixty, still really good looking and not at all short without hearing about a Turret spider. I mean I heard about a trapdoor spider and last week I was in Galapagos chasing turtles, but never heard of a Turret spider.
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1870. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video My Cousin Vinny - Magic Grits
#16 He's a feisty little fecker isn't he,, no relation of mine though as I'm nearly six foot but not expecting to grow any higher. The normal women around here know me as Big JJ incidentally.
Now back to your issues Foxy and the fact that as I said you will never ever ever ever ever ever win an argument with the Judge Big (only in a tall sense and of regular build JJ) and to prove it, I had to bribe your Mum, she was getting a little cold on the street corner anyway, so I asked what her going rate was and I paid her double because I'm a nice guy, so I gave her the £6 and instead of choosing from the services she had tattooed on her back, I asked her to provide me with some of your home videos, the one's your Dad filmed on his super 8 and then got transferred onto video before your uncle aka your real Dad (your Mum said you might be surprised, but you had to find out sometime) sent off to You Tube of you and your twin sister Poxey simulating...well stuff. I know you thought this had been erased but no there was one copy left and now...well millions I guess, so sit back and reminisce that cold October morning when you and Poxey were video stars. https://youtu.be/KcoMY9oDq00 You might want to sit down JJ It's really rude, but then is just isn't
Now back to your issues Foxy and the fact that as I said you will never ever ever ever ever ever win an argument with the Judge Big (only in a tall sense and of regular build JJ) and to prove it, I had to bribe your Mum, she was getting a little cold on the street corner anyway, so I asked what her going rate was and I paid her double because I'm a nice guy, so I gave her the £6 and instead of choosing from the services she had tattooed on her back, I asked her to provide me with some of your home videos, the one's your Dad filmed on his super 8 and then got transferred onto video before your uncle aka your real Dad (your Mum said you might be surprised, but you had to find out sometime) sent off to You Tube of you and your twin sister Poxey simulating...well stuff. I know you thought this had been erased but no there was one copy left and now...well millions I guess, so sit back and reminisce that cold October morning when you and Poxey were video stars. https://youtu.be/KcoMY9oDq00 You might want to sit down JJ It's really rude, but then is just isn't
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1871. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video My Cousin Vinny - Magic Grits
#14 If Joe Pesci and I were standing next to you in an otherwise empty field, even wearing our built up shoes, looking like two schoolboys, we would still be standing next to a fat schoolgirl from Grimsby wearing a very tight foxy bingo costume smelling of Coddock and potato fritters.
Your inability to ever win a argument with JJ suggests to me that you have chosen the wrong avatar for yourself as real foxes are known for their cunning, I would have thought a better avatar for your personality would be https://youtu.be/rxCPj40eFNc
Your inability to ever win a argument with JJ suggests to me that you have chosen the wrong avatar for yourself as real foxes are known for their cunning, I would have thought a better avatar for your personality would be https://youtu.be/rxCPj40eFNc
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1872. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video The science behind ice storms and thundersnow
If everything wasn't so expensive it wouldn't cause so much expense when it goes wrong
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1873. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video My Cousin Vinny - Magic Grits
#12 A little bird tells me that you are 5' 11''.............. around the middle. Fattest fox on the block. More Weeble than fox. I've heard that around the streets of Grimsby where you live, the kids call you Fishy Fat fox.
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1874. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video My Cousin Vinny - Magic Grits
#8 If you ever meet him, you tell him.
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1875. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video My Cousin Vinny - Magic Grits
#5 I'm pretty sure Joe wouldn't give a flying feck what happens to your enormous man boobs, he'd probably say something like "Thefox? never heard of the little C**t, what low life piece of shi* would have a fecking first name like 'The' I mean 'The' it sounds like someone throwing up a turd, mother fecking son of a bitch, ever comes round my patch and I'll stick his 'The' so far up his fecking ass he won't know wether to shi*, Pis* whistle or call him momma" something along those lines anyway.
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1876. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video My Cousin Vinny - Magic Grits
#2 Squeaky how?
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1877. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Baby runs out of steam on brothers toy train
No big deal, who hasn't fallen asleep on a train?
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1878. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Whale Shark Crash Attack
It's a whale shark coming towards you, but is it a shark whale swimming away? Big questions, Big BIG questions.
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1879. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video primitive technology: seawater test
#1 He fell into one of his holes, broke both his legs and was eaten alive by Fairy's.
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1880. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Superfluid helium
#2 Yes but have the scientists thought of doing things to it while keeping it in the Fridge...No no I bet they haven't, it's always the things people don't think about that often solve the problems. I'm pretty sure all over the world where Scientist tune in to Snotr each morning before firing up their Bunsen burners, there will be guys in white coats slowly looking into each others eyes with that Eureka moment look on their faces pushing each other out of the way during the rush to order a Zanussi Fridge.
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1881. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video German Smurfs World Record
#12 Or are you just saying that because you have been outed as a fairy hater?
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1882. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video German Smurfs World Record
#8 You spam artists never learn do you? 'ADMIN' BANDIT AT POSITION 8 FOR REMOVAL ASAP.
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1883. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Double Skateboard Fail
What is that shed made of tinfoil?
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1884. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video German Smurfs World Record
#6 You are a very bad woman Thunders with a shared hatred for fairy's obviously.
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1885. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video German Smurfs World Record
I'm currently working on a trap you can put down for Smurfs, we have a infestation of them in our barn, little feckers.... the damage they cause unbelievable!!.......sorry sorry not Smurfs I meant Fairy's... little flying feckers. I've tried one of those spinning wire things from the wasp video, got little fairy wings all over the place now, the dogs tread them in, when it's wet, really difficult to get bit's of fairy wing out of the carpet, I can tell you, and the blood, I tell you fairy blood is an absolute bitch to get off untreated brick. And the one's that don't die instantly, the noise they make, wailing and screaming, you can't have a family barbecue you just can't, well you can, but you have to turn the music up really loud, which sets of my tinnitus. Mind you they don't take as long to cook through as sausages, and once you have gotten used to the little bones they are quite tasty a bit like chicken. We found the leader luckily and have her hanging up by her ankles, she attracts the others and strum off the pop...literally. Hey I think I've just written my first fairy story
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1886. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Staten Island Ferry pigeon's water fountain moment
#19 So you have excavated your earth and popped your little red head into the fresh air have you Foxy well done. What ever I was I'm not anymore as I'm retired my little provider of smelly pooh.
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1887. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Wasp killing machine
Obviously not then
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1888. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Wasp killing machine
I don't about you but it's the variety in this video that appeals to me. Was anyone else thinking I wonder what wasp stew tastes like?
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1889. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Staten Island Ferry pigeon's water fountain moment
Stuff is definitely something I know. Too much caffeine rots the brain you know.
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1890. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Swiss Company Moves 6,200 Tonne Building 60 Metres
So nobody thought to make a film of the actual move, incredible.
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1891. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Staten Island Ferry pigeon's water fountain moment
#14 I could have left it but..https://pigeon.run/2018/08/02/canker-trichomoniasis/ Off you go..
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1892. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Staten Island Ferry pigeon's water fountain moment
#11 You are tying yourself in knots as usual Fox giblets. Go back and re read what you made up in your first comment lol.
#12 I know you are a nurse Thunders lol but I think you need to revisit Trichmoniasis and it's relationship with pigeons.
#12 I know you are a nurse Thunders lol but I think you need to revisit Trichmoniasis and it's relationship with pigeons.
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1893. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Bye Bye!
I wonder if she was employed by the shop at the bottom of the escalator and all the people subconsciously bought when they got to the bottom.
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1894. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Heckler owned by comedian
I think "Sorry I didn't see you there Gran" would have been funnier.
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1895. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Key & Peele - Black Republicans
Hey nobody commented on this three years ago?
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1896. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Nuclear Fusion Reactor
#13 If people want to be stupid idiots, just let them and ignore them. If nobody gave any attention to morons that say the Earth is flat or that the Holocaust didn't happen they would just go away and play with their toys. The problem is people give them air time and put them in The Sun newspaper for the uneducated to read. If you read the Times like me and possibly not Foxy Bingo you won't find reference to these idiots, because it's not worth the ink on online space if you are in Magaluf.
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1897. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Staten Island Ferry pigeon's water fountain moment
#9 Come on Thunders you are supposed to be a nurse, what about Histoplasmosis and Trichomoniasis, not to mention flea's.
#7 You didn't need to type slowly Foxy Bingo unless that is your regular speed. I completely understand the facility of reading the Times online, I read it everyday and I did mention the possibility of you not being in the UK as Haven holidays probably have caravans in Magaluf, if you re-read my comment. My point was that the likelihood of you reading the Times while The Sun and Daily Mail are still in production is as likely as me reading the Koran while toasting a pig.
#7 You didn't need to type slowly Foxy Bingo unless that is your regular speed. I completely understand the facility of reading the Times online, I read it everyday and I did mention the possibility of you not being in the UK as Haven holidays probably have caravans in Magaluf, if you re-read my comment. My point was that the likelihood of you reading the Times while The Sun and Daily Mail are still in production is as likely as me reading the Koran while toasting a pig.
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1898. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Staten Island Ferry pigeon's water fountain moment
Not sure how hygienic it is to have a pigeon drinking from a human water water fountain.
#5 Foxy although I've become bored of you generally I have to say that the likelihood of you reading the Times is about the same as me reading the Holy Bible. It's also February in the UK so unless you have ordered your Times in some sunny resort you are also not chilling out in the sun with a cool drink. As usual you are full of bull crap pretending to be someone you are not.
I on the other hand since January the 27th have been in the Galapagos with a team of explorers studying the green sea turtle, here it is very fecking hot but I don't need to pretend that I am reading a grown ups newspaper.
#5 Foxy although I've become bored of you generally I have to say that the likelihood of you reading the Times is about the same as me reading the Holy Bible. It's also February in the UK so unless you have ordered your Times in some sunny resort you are also not chilling out in the sun with a cool drink. As usual you are full of bull crap pretending to be someone you are not.
I on the other hand since January the 27th have been in the Galapagos with a team of explorers studying the green sea turtle, here it is very fecking hot but I don't need to pretend that I am reading a grown ups newspaper.
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1899. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Typical Cityrail Announcement
#7 You need an hearing test urgently Thunders.
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1900. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Flood washes away a bridge
In a way this is like life, can't find a way to coexist so one side just takes out the other.
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1901. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Venezuela Protests in Caracas: January 23, 2019
Who was on stage the Spice Girls?
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1902. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Typical Cityrail Announcement
#5 I've just listened to it again and you might be right, people in the black country have funny accents. Their 'w's' can sometimes sound like 'm's' I'm pretty sure about the cow though, have another listen.
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1903. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Koalas fighting for a tree
I once lost a tree to a rival, I know exactly how he feels.
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1904. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Typical Cityrail Announcement
He said the next train to Wolverhampton will be delayed by approximately 1 hour and 45 minutes due to a stray cow on the line pulling a little cart with people in it. At least that's what it sounded like to me.
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1905. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Incredible racing recovery and win in slow motion
A jokey is a tiny fellow and a horses neck is as strong as a..well as a horse... he was lucky to stay on there though.
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1906. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Confronting The Hot Bitchy Girl
I've just realised that one of the most pleasurable things in life doesn't actually exist. It's that space of nothing between a nice pair of boobs, cleavage if you will. So guys if you haven't got a girlfriend and obviously mainly I'm talking to you Suxy. All you have to do is look anywhere where there is nothing and there lies the nothing that makes up the space between a nice pair of boobs, you never need to be lonely again.
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1907. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Robot Quadrotors Perform James Bond Theme
But where was the Bom dily on bom, Bom bom bom, bom dily on bom, bom bom bom, Bom dily on bom, bom bom bom dily on bom, bom bom bom, BER DER, Der Der Der DERRRRR!!! I'm guessing that is drone difficult
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1908. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Confronting The Hot Bitchy Girl
Just look at the boobs man, really nice boobs ooouuu.
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1909. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Confronting The Hot Bitchy Girl
#1 I agree with all that but look at those boobs man Wow gorgeous. off to find the bloopers
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1910. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Do Birds Hibernate in Lakes?!
Well there's a tern for the books.
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1911. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video RIDICULOUS RIDES ~ The Learjet limo
Looked a lot better when it had wings and was useful.
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1912. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Cool Cat Chills Out at Bank
That's just odd.
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1913. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Amazing Vape Trick Compilation
#6 He probably is now you have given him the idea.
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1914. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Sand Bubbler Crabs Making Sediment Balls on an Australian Beach
#1 Do you know if we had just read your comment we wouldn't have needed to watch the fecking video.
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1915. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Magnetic Scrubber
Reminds me of the Flea or magnetic stirrer we used in the labs when I worked in pathology. If you had a beaker or flash similar to the one in the video although often bigger and you needed to mix several powders into a liquid, you put everything in the flask and dropped into the flask a elongated magnet that looked like a big oval tablet, then you put the whole thing on a magnetic stirring base, which made the 'Flea' rotate in the liquid mixing the powders for maybe an hour or more.
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1916. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Magnetic Scrubber
Reminds me of the Flea or magnetic stirrer we used in the labs when I worked in pathology. If you had a beaker or flash similar to the one in the video although often bigger and you needed to mix several powders into a liquid, you put everything in the flask and dropped into the flask a elongated magnet that looked like a big oval tablet, then you put the whole thing on a magnetic stirring base, which made the 'Flea' rotate in the liquid mixing the powders for maybe an hour or more.
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1917. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Veganism Destroyed Europe - Why Over 90% of Vegans Are "White"
You need JJ to sort out a fox, but sadly I'm a little busy at the moment. I'll send him a spiritual pox to be going on with. woioooo
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1918. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Motion Triptych IV
#1 I have a related problem in that I can only focus on a minimum of four things at a time, so this fell short of expectations.
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1919. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Inside the space station
I wonder if anyone on earth has been conceived in space?
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1920. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Veganism Destroyed Europe - Why Over 90% of Vegans Are "White"
Okay well firstly I'm surprised this video was sanctioned by Snotr, but then a number of video's have appeared on here that were distasteful so I shouldn't be surprised. What does surprise me is that we wait for several days for a few new video's and we get this crap. I personally have uploaded a number of interesting video's in the last couple of weeks. I'm getting the feeling that who ever is now running Snotr is doing it in his coffee break, watching the first few seconds of a new video, reading the supplied title, pressing go and then removing the biscuit from his drink and back to reading the newspaper.
The guy in this video is basically an arsehole, you can tell an arsehole very easily, they either have Suzi on their name badge when they are serving you your takeaway or they are the kind of person that laughs at their own comments, like the guy in the video "Yes I'm so right I'm funny". If I'm sitting in a doctors waiting room the last thing I'm worried about is who is also sitting in there, unless they have big erupting green boils all over them. I certainly don't worry if they are black or yellow, again unless they are black and have gone yellow. If I were the German authorities which of course I might be I would be watching out for this guy, as this mentality looks like it might be early stage mass murderer, I certainly wouldn't want him living near me.
The final thought that I have which none of you have probably considered, is that the guy in the video could well be Suzi if it wasn't for the fact that Suzi is probably very short, black with a stutter and openly lesbian.
The guy in this video is basically an arsehole, you can tell an arsehole very easily, they either have Suzi on their name badge when they are serving you your takeaway or they are the kind of person that laughs at their own comments, like the guy in the video "Yes I'm so right I'm funny". If I'm sitting in a doctors waiting room the last thing I'm worried about is who is also sitting in there, unless they have big erupting green boils all over them. I certainly don't worry if they are black or yellow, again unless they are black and have gone yellow. If I were the German authorities which of course I might be I would be watching out for this guy, as this mentality looks like it might be early stage mass murderer, I certainly wouldn't want him living near me.
The final thought that I have which none of you have probably considered, is that the guy in the video could well be Suzi if it wasn't for the fact that Suzi is probably very short, black with a stutter and openly lesbian.
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1921. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Magic
This 'trick' has to be ten years old
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1922. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video The good...The Bad...and the Ugly.
Well the film came out 53 years ago so he's a little while to perfect this.
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1923. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video XXXL Shells 200mm Zylinderbombe Kugelbombe 8inch COMPILATION
The older I get, the more I think, what an utter waste of money and hope there aren't any animals nearby.
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1924. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Slow Motion - How an Impact Wrench Works
#11 My guess is that Snotr has an impact driver attached to the random video selector.
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1925. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Just another day at the office
If it was fake, she sure did a good act of looking shocked and terrified.
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1926. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Chewing Gum Picasso
Here is a more recent video of the guy Ben Wilson https://youtu.be/U7GoTJCzqvs My question would be I wonder how many people have tripped over him while texting.
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1927. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Couch skating
#4 Thanks Thunders. Having said thanks, I don't think it is this guy he seems very strange ??
Having said thanks, I don't think it is this guy he seems very strange ??53
1928. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Looney Tunes
That's all folks!
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1929. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video European Goldfinch Taking a Bath in Man's Hand
#20 I was indeed still a hen, then I turned into an egg, and then well ..a butterfly.
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1930. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Bill Gates jumps over a desk chair like a boss
So a gate can jump over a chair, but can a chair jump over a gate?
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1931. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video European Goldfinch Taking a Bath in Man's Hand
When I see a goldfinch in my garden I feel a little less sad that I don't get hummingbirds.
Thunders this is a piece of Snotr history, it was around three years ago when your name 'Thunders' was being carved from the likes of 'Littleclapofthunder' and 'Thunderheardfromadistance' and a few others you didn't like lol.
Thunders this is a piece of Snotr history, it was around three years ago when your name 'Thunders' was being carved from the likes of 'Littleclapofthunder' and 'Thunderheardfromadistance' and a few others you didn't like lol.
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1932. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Couch skating
Great piece of country guitar, don't suppose anyone knows what it's called?
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1933. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Bow & arrow vs drone
You actually heard the drone moan or was there a little guy riding on it?
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1934. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Proton M rocket explosion July 2 2013 slow motion full HD
If ever you wondered why they don't launch rockets from supermarket carparks.
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1935. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video A 1080 degree kick!
#10 Thanks for that Thunders..but I think he's gone lol.
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1936. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Danger of Gas Cylinders ???? We will show you their power / Stay safe
As Snotr is limping along at a rate of sometimes one video a day, I suggest we all scroll to page 32 and carry on commenting on the 'Show me the intermediate fossil' video.
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1937. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Danger of Gas Cylinders ???? We will show you their power / Stay safe
#7 Well Austin you do surprise me, you actually went through a crazy time
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1938. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video SR71 Black bird pilot tells a very cool story.
#3 So basically you don't know
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1939. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video You can't even text and walk
#11 I think six points and a £200 fine is a start. Get caught twice and you are banned from driving. in the UK.
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1940. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video One Chilled Bear
Yes I was right.
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1941. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Danger of Gas Cylinders ???? We will show you their power / Stay safe
What a dreadful video carried out by professions. I bet it's still better than Thunders bear videi below, I'll have a look.
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1942. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video SR71 Black bird pilot tells a very cool story.
Look I'm a little busy this morning and can't be arsed to replay this video, so would someone work out in MPH how much faster the Blackbird was going compared to the Other fellows.
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1943. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Updated LEGO aquarium.
#14 You can beg as much as you like, still better
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1944. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video The incredible precision of a 2-second pit stop
I'm sure they could get that time down if a little, if they got their finger out.
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1945. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Impossible bowling shot
If it isn't fake it's a very handy shot to have in your repertoire, how many times to you end up with two outta pins left standing, the little pinny bastards.
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1946. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Updated LEGO aquarium.
#12 Yes me too and all far better than any of yours lol.
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1947. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video White moose
News Flash "Billy Bastard the shelf filler, apprehended after supermarket loses it's entire stock of correction fluid"
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1948. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Updated LEGO aquarium.
#10 Yep I think it got jammed in a door.
It's snotr working again.
It's snotr working again.
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1949. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Seal befriends woman sitting on the beach
I'm guessing it's breath smelt of fish I wonder what her breath smelt like? perhaps she had just had a tuna sandwich.
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1950. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Updated LEGO aquarium.
ADMIN PLEASE REMOVE #7 himani55 ANOTHER OF OUR SPAM SPREADERS THIS ONE GOT TO HAVE A 2 AGAINST HIS NAME or her name it could be a girly in fact even if it is a guy he'll be a girly guy so can you press you delete button....
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1951. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Don't touch my car
Should have twatted him off his bike with a boxing glove on a stick.
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1952. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Updated LEGO aquarium.
No no no not in fishtanks, lose the fishtank idea ok, no fishtanks. Snotr needs to be a fishtank free zone. Goldfish bowls now that is a different story but not fishtanks!! And not those round fishtanks that pretend to be goldfish bowls but are in fact fishtanks no no no and no men.
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1953. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Instant Karma
The guy should remember the old saying "If you are going to give someone the roast, don't walk into a post" it was good enough 2 years ago and it's good enough now.
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1954. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Updated LEGO aquarium.
#2 Fish tanks are not the way forward Thunders even with bits of Lego in them. #3 Harpoons might have made it more interesting as long as the divers were shooting at each other rather than the fish. #2 And no! biking videos, definitely had enough of those. We need more beautiful women with long legs, long dark hair with short skirts playing the piano. More beautiful blond women playing the cello. More gorgeous women with red hair playing the Irish fiddle, So basically more music.
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1955. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Crazy women doesn’t like builders working in the morning
Is it my screen or does she have a white beard and a mustache?
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1956. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Updated LEGO aquarium.
Are you short of video's Snotr? Lego fish tanks are a little tame if I'm honest.
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1957. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Paperboy on bike goes full speed
#2 Was the bag being refilled edited on as well?
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1958. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Paperboy on bike goes full speed
WTF is he saying and what was that sound at 1:12 did he smash the windscreen and who filled his bag up again near the end.
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1959. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Pilot loses propellor, forced to glide to the ground
Still looks like me lol.
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1960. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Dad Makes Baby Dance
"So what have you been doing today Hun while I've been at work, did you do the washing? The cleaning? Prepared dinner? No.. but you did what to the baby?"
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1961. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Truck smashes into overpass
#12 don't mention the B word
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1962. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video A Camera-trap captures the local wild life.
Yes nice selection of wild beasties there.
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1963. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Unpaid contractor destroys hotel reception with digger
#8 Well if he hasn't now been paid, he isn't going to be paid now, and is going to prison. Not well thought out.
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1964. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Unpaid contractor destroys hotel reception with digger
The latest is that the wages were held up due to technical issues with online banking and that the money was paid into the workers bank accounts just a little late, so this was probably for nothing.
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1965. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Theresa May CCTV images
#2 My goodness you are quick.
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1966. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Water Wheel
This is what we need on all the oceans in the world.
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1967. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Los Angeles Motor Speedway, April 24, 1921. Motorcycle Board Track Race
Nice video, enjoyed that very much.
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1968. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Theresa May CCTV images
Love it and probably not far from the truth.
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1969. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Barber prank
#9 Interesting and as usual inaccurate comment foxy chops, my mother died over thirty years ago, the Bentley is not new although I've owned it from new for nearly two years and if you can pick one up for less that 170k on ebay my advice is buy it. Nearest neighbour lives half a mile away and he drives a Lambo, I know that because he bought it off me lol. I do have a personalised number plate but as JJ are not my actual initials, I would be silly having them on my car wouldn't I, on the off chance that I might meet one of the twenty or so members of Snotr, most of which live in America.
#10 I understand the running costs of this site are extremely low and as such still makes a small profit, more so in the last year or so as advertising is involved. The site as been up for sale and may well be now, but personally I hope it continues.
#10 I understand the running costs of this site are extremely low and as such still makes a small profit, more so in the last year or so as advertising is involved. The site as been up for sale and may well be now, but personally I hope it continues.
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1970. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Barber prank
#6 JJ gets his Bentley, which actually exists, cleaned professionally and reminds the fox that he shouldn't pretend to have big boys cars when in reality he drives a Corsa with child seats in the back for his scruffy kids and an over stretched front seat belt for his over weight girl friend who won't marry him as she's looking for something better like someone with a job.
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1971. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Barber prank
#3#4 action 'JJ throws up in his Bentley'
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1972. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Survivor Bias
#4 Austin It's a fecking Dalek, look again. If you rearrange the letters in hanbok you get boknah which is Klingon for Dalek.
I heard what he was talking about, why do you need to explain it again, it was self explanatory. I just find him irritating and I'll bet you 2$ that he is a church attending Christian.
I heard what he was talking about, why do you need to explain it again, it was self explanatory. I just find him irritating and I'll bet you 2$ that he is a church attending Christian.
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1973. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Barber prank
Now that is funny..is that my ear?...yeah!
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1974. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video How viking handles moose attack
I'm thinking it was the B-O from when the guy lifted his arms up.
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1975. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Survivor Bias
#1 I disagree Thunders, I find this guy really irritating, he loves the sound of his own voice, probably a church going Christian. Why the feck did he need to go to China or wherever he is to take this selfie video?
The only thing interesting about this video is the first ten seconds, where you get to see the inspiration for the Dalek.
The only thing interesting about this video is the first ten seconds, where you get to see the inspiration for the Dalek.
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1976. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Emirates: #HelloJetman
Very clever but they didn't enter the aircraft and start serving cocktails, that would have been impressive.
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1977. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Avalanche Tignes (France)
If I were the French which very thankfully I'm not, as there are many of them and just the one of me, I couldn't cope with all that diversity. But if I were, I'd demand a referendum on Avalanches, options to stay or go. I'm thinking the majority of French people would vote stay. Of course afterwards there would be a lot of debate over the meaning of stay, some would argue, because they are French that stay meant to stay-put ie not do the moving down the mountain thing, while others would argue that stay meant keeping the Avalanches. Those who voted go would of course argue that they did so because they thought go meant move down the mountain while other Frenchies thought go meant get rid of the Avalanches. Eventually it would go to Brussels and two and a half years later there would still be no decision.
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1978. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video [815] Public Storage Upgrades to PacLock Disc Padlock Pro 1000
I have no question about this.
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1979. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Meet Aisha: Amazon's New Sharia-Compliant Version of Alexa!
Why do I have a feeling we are going to get complaints
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1980. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Collision between two cargos in Singapore detroit
I just noticed that nobody suggested it was a woman driving, not that I'm suggesting it was a woman driving, or two women driving, I mean like, it could have been a woman driving, equal opportunities these days but perhaps no it probably wasn't a woman driving or steering or what ever women do, I don't know, but I'm just saying it isn't beyond the realms of possibility, that's all I'm saying. It could have been that's all, probably not, but possibly. You know the more I think about it the more...no it probably wasn't a woman driving, they get seasick anyway don't they?
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1981. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Curious hawk checks out weather cam in Lincoln, NE
Stunning creature and the perfect video bomb.
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1982. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video 1,200 crayola colored pencils form the body of this electric guitar
#5 We could form an air guitar Snotr band. #4 I used to play and sing in a band years ago, but life gets in the way doesn't it. I've get several guitars including an Ovation semi bowl back which has a wonderful electro acoustic cut through. I've also got a martin traveler, several electrics and a couple of classical's, what I don't have is the time to play any of them.
#4 I used to play and sing in a band years ago, but life gets in the way doesn't it. I've get several guitars including an Ovation semi bowl back which has a wonderful electro acoustic cut through. I've also got a martin traveler, several electrics and a couple of classical's, what I don't have is the time to play any of them. 53
1983. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video 1,200 crayola colored pencils form the body of this electric guitar
Love it, guitars are my thing, not so much electric, but he should be very proud of his results here.
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1984. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Engineer vs Thieves
Come on Snotr have a viewing of your video's before putting them on, this is the forth time this video had been on the site in less than a month (Twice today lol) Are you short of video's again, we'll get uploading. You've even got me at it, this is the second time I've put this comment on.
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1985. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Sometimes Security Cameras catch a gem!
Real shame about the door being totaled, otherwise he would have got away incredibly scot free apart from the rear door, side panel, and fence of course.
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1986. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Steve, are you with me ???
Probably works in a sleep Apnea clinic now.
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1987. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Drone hits something
#6 Obviously I am not American and my knowledge of the current and past affairs in the USA are only what I have gained through reading newspapers and watching the news. But I will tell any Americans that are out there and anyone who down voted my shit comment that your country or should I say the leadership of your country around the world is looked upon as shambolic, people are laughing at your leadership and you have lost a tremendous amount of respect. Much the same as you probably think about the UK and Brexit I'm sure. I would not live in America now anymore than I would live in Russia or North Korea.
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1988. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video How far can Voyager 1 go before we lose contact?
Good old voyager one, it should have a birthday.
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1989. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Drone hits something
After any Trump video's that is the most famous pile of shit on Snotr.
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1990. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Snoring at the karaoke bar
#6 Yeah yeah I knew I'd make you chuckle.
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1991. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Good man saving wolf
Beautiful creature so glad these guys came along. At the end of the day it was a human who put the fence there so the wolf definitely deserved it's release.
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1992. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Snoring at the karaoke bar
#3 Did I make you chuckle, I did make you chuckle didn't I.
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1993. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Snoring at the karaoke bar
I think I recognise the song it's Acker Bilk Strangers on the Snore https://youtu.be/VsKTG30g3mw
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1994. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Package Thief vs. Glitter Bomb Trap
#6 Yep Vauxhall Astra.
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1995. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Tow Truck Accident in Norway
I mean just where to start to sort that out.
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1996. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Two deer fight and get stuck together...
Was that Venny's Son.
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1997. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Penguin got split from friends
I can honestly say I don't understand any of the comments above mine. Penguins can of course jump out of the water back on to the ice so it wasn't really an "Oh no moment" unless there was a sea lion nearby of course.
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1998. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Package Thief vs. Glitter Bomb Trap
I saw this video a few weeks ago and also uploaded it to snotr as I'm sure many of you did, it is so good I think snotr should put it on twice, oh look they have...
If America is anything like the UK with their police numbers this won't be a matter of doing nothing about it, it will be a matter of not enough man power. Where I live in a very rural location with small villages spread over perhaps a twenty mile radius there are three Police vehicles covering the entire area. You have to take responsibly very highly to protect your cars and property from the Toe-Rags that visit with the intention to steal. You do get quite inventive and even vindictive towards the M***** F****** who think it reasonable to help themselves to your stuff.
Years ago I used to own a vehicle that had the petrol pipe running underneath the car (exposed) with a join at a point near to the petrol tank, most stupid design ever. The local low life's knew this was the case with this model (I didn't) and used to use my car as a petrol (gas for you yanks) station on a regular basic. I accumulated around nine police crime numbers and went through the stages of keeping very little fuel in the tank and often used to run out myself causing me more irritation. I got more and more pizzed off with this, prior to changing the car, that I hit on a perfect solution. I glued together several pieces of thick cardboard and inserted needles and pins through it from the back pointing out a good inch through the front and I placed it behind the join in the petrol pipe, sticking out like an angry Hedgehog, it was impossible to separate the pipe without coming into contact with "Sonic" especially in the dark when this used to happen.
My 'Piece De Resistance' was a needle that was loose enough to come out and stay in the finger of the petrol thief, threaded through the eye of the needle was a strong thread attached to a little note that said and I quote " Hello there (always be polite) This needle is infected with the HIV virus (it wasn't) I work in Virology at the local hospital (I didn't) and look forward to meeting and treating you very soon"
I had one more attempt on my car, the loose needle and note were on the floor underneath so I can only hope and fantasize that the scumbag had a torch and read it, if he could read. Get mad and then get even that's my motto.
If America is anything like the UK with their police numbers this won't be a matter of doing nothing about it, it will be a matter of not enough man power. Where I live in a very rural location with small villages spread over perhaps a twenty mile radius there are three Police vehicles covering the entire area. You have to take responsibly very highly to protect your cars and property from the Toe-Rags that visit with the intention to steal. You do get quite inventive and even vindictive towards the M***** F****** who think it reasonable to help themselves to your stuff.
Years ago I used to own a vehicle that had the petrol pipe running underneath the car (exposed) with a join at a point near to the petrol tank, most stupid design ever. The local low life's knew this was the case with this model (I didn't) and used to use my car as a petrol (gas for you yanks) station on a regular basic. I accumulated around nine police crime numbers and went through the stages of keeping very little fuel in the tank and often used to run out myself causing me more irritation. I got more and more pizzed off with this, prior to changing the car, that I hit on a perfect solution. I glued together several pieces of thick cardboard and inserted needles and pins through it from the back pointing out a good inch through the front and I placed it behind the join in the petrol pipe, sticking out like an angry Hedgehog, it was impossible to separate the pipe without coming into contact with "Sonic" especially in the dark when this used to happen.
My 'Piece De Resistance' was a needle that was loose enough to come out and stay in the finger of the petrol thief, threaded through the eye of the needle was a strong thread attached to a little note that said and I quote " Hello there (always be polite) This needle is infected with the HIV virus (it wasn't) I work in Virology at the local hospital (I didn't) and look forward to meeting and treating you very soon"
I had one more attempt on my car, the loose needle and note were on the floor underneath so I can only hope and fantasize that the scumbag had a torch and read it, if he could read. Get mad and then get even that's my motto.
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1999. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Orcas playing with swimmer at Hahei Beach, New Zealand
I wanted to say something FLIPpant like they obviously weren't hungry, or moments later when the drone ran out of power the Orca came back and ate the swimmer. Or maybe they had eaten one before and found we were tough and tangy. But actually it was a lovely thing to see, I wonder if the adult had previously been a captive whale somewhere. I just hope their next encounter is not with a Japanese whaling team.
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2000. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Glowing table
Three years on and I still like the table, I didn't realise I hadn't answered your last question Thunders, so three years late here it is, if you have ever had something large and heavy delivered to your house, like a washing machine possibly a Freezer, the delivery guy (Especially if he was working alone) would likely have used a sack trolley of some sort.. A wheel barrow is something different as they has a compartment for filling with soil, weeds etc, a sack trolley doesn't. Perhaps in America you call them Yanky Trollys
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2001. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video 9 CURSED OBJECTS SCIENTISTS STILL CAN'T EXPLAIN
Uuum lot of bollocks on there.
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2002. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Milking the WORLD'S MOST VENOMOUS FISH
Can't stand this guy and I don't know why, he's just too nicey nicey bordering on sickly for my taste, probably a Churchy. Stone fish very interesting.
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2003. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Chemical Reaction NH4Cr2O7 + HgSCN
They should take that long rope like thing and strangle all those noisy children.
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2004. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video BBC Auntie's Bloomers Maria Veronese Ostrich Attack
Slightly unfortunate link to Rolf Harris at the beginning of this piece.
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2005. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Then this chick comes up to me and she's all like 'Hey, aren't you that dude'
He seemed all bright eyed and bushy tailed.
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2006. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Eugene Bullard, The Black Swallow of Death
What a guy, I wonder what happened to his daughters.
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2007. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Close call for "Darwin award"
I wonder what those two people are doing right now, right this minute. I'm taking a guess that at least one of them is in prison, the other is probably a single Mum with children in care.
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2008. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Buster the boxer
I thought she was going to find a trampoline covered in fox, badger, squirrel and hedgehog shit.
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2009. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Top 20 Country GDP (PPP) Ranking History (1980-2023)
Just wait until the UK is out of Europe, that little line is going to shoot across the screen........Just not sure in which direction.
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2010. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video How the hell do I put gas in this thing?
Happy New Year Everyone, great video to start 2019.
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2011. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Rescued baby bird returned to parents
Great end to a lovely story.
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2012. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Raccoon Steals Donut
Imagine worrying that you have mice and finding out you've got raccoons.
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2013. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Easy way to get her
Laura Haddock is now nine years older.
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2014. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video TEQUILA | How It's Made
Very interesting. ................
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2015. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video When santa claus meets a bad driver
Good old Santa.
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2016. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Brother receives God of War on PS2 instead of PS4
There needs to be more guys around like this guy and less like the self entitled brats that fill up most of the world.
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2017. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Baby elephant wants to play
Shame and a New Year pox including cancer of the eyes on anyone who kills one of these incredible creatures. And the same goes for anyone dealing in ivory for any reason and anyone buying it.
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2018. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Farmer sprays manure all over protesters trespassing on his land
I bet they didn't sell many cakes after that.
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2019. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Enormous cave discovered in Canada, ‘as big as they come,’ experts say
#2 It's not there now, the grounds all flat
and beneath it is the bloke in the Bowler hat.
and beneath it is the bloke in the Bowler hat.
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2020. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Frank Drebin, Police Squad. Classic intentionally bad American comedy.
Uum nice Beaver.
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2021. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video George Carlin - 10 Commandments
Yep can't fault that logic even a little bit and I love the new extra one.
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2022. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Got the 'Bird'?
It's just like sheep only with less legs and a few more feathers
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2023. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Enormous cave discovered in Canada, ‘as big as they come,’ experts say
I thought by definition a cave had to have a ceiling, otherwise isn't it just a hole?
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2024. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video US couple narrowly escape gang of machete-wielding bandits
Used to be you went to Kenya and had to be careful of wild animals, looks like nothing has changed.
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2025. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video The best way to make a paper airplane
Just needs scaling up to to take passengers.
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2026. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Making the Fletcher Capstan Table
I wonder how long the waiting list is.
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2027. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Hamster Trolls Policeman
Six years on and the talking hamster is still available to buy, what a success story.... or someone over ordered.
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2028. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Waterfall - Women's Head
#3 I don't think you are fooling anyone except yourself here Austin, clearly it's on the rocks, I'm sure you've known for sometime, don't let it escalate to the point when half bottles of unsuccessful hair product start getting thrown around the bathroom. It's clear from the face peeling mask that your wife is living a double life, the face that she shows you and the one she wears when goes out to meet Nicholas Cage and John Travolta. Take my advice go and see an attorney before it all gets really messy.
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2029. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Chris Cole - 360 Flip Wallenberg Uncut
What is the fecking point, can he go and do it again straight afterwards...No he can't!! He'll end up with spinal compression problems in a few years, if this pays well at least he will be able to afford a nice wheelchair.
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2030. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Waterfall - Women's Head
#1 Yours is a troubled marriage isn't it Austin, just saying.
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2031. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Free Kick Fail
I guess that's the one you wake up sweating about in dreams lol.
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2032. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Chewing gum challenge
Somehow I don't think he'll ever ever ever ever try that again.
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2033. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video two leaves of this bush keep waving without any breeze
If this was the middle ages it would be deemed a witch plant and burnt at the stake after being ducked in the local pond.
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2034. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video reaction.....super
I wonder if he is still alive, or if this was just the start of his troubles.
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2035. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video The Smoothest Moonwalk ever
I think an education is still a good idea, just in case you can't become Michael Jackson.
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2036. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video two leaves of this bush keep waving without any breeze
Very strange indeed, there is a little movement from three of the other leaves also. I'm thinking a Newtons Cradle effect or something to do with sucking water from the roots. Or a breeze he hasn't noticed.
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2037. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Tea
Questions needs to be asked
1) Was it loose tea that clogged the spout and finally gave way to the hot water
2) Was it a tea bag that blocked the spout and finally disintegrated
3) Was it a dirty teapot that had tea building up for months blocking the flow that finally broke down
4) Controversial this one, was it a big spider that had crawled into the spout, made a web and was later flowed out.
5) Or was it Griffin Droppings.
I think we need a referendum
1) Was it loose tea that clogged the spout and finally gave way to the hot water
2) Was it a tea bag that blocked the spout and finally disintegrated
3) Was it a dirty teapot that had tea building up for months blocking the flow that finally broke down
4) Controversial this one, was it a big spider that had crawled into the spout, made a web and was later flowed out.
5) Or was it Griffin Droppings.
I think we need a referendum
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2038. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Using phone while driving
There is a perfectly good law in the UK that states that if you are caught on your phone or even touching it, when driving it's a fine of £200 and six points on your licence. So get caught twice and you are disqualified from driving. Argue and go to court and it could rise to £1000 and a disqualification from driving. A new driver caught on the phone would get an instant disqualification. Therefore I don't think anyone using their phone to speak or text while touching their phone while driving has any kind of an argument whatsoever, do you? And if a guy on a bike tells you put your phone away, PUT YOUR FECKING PHONE AWAY!!
Oh by the way were on page 21 now, but still on 207, not going too well and I'm very sad about it.
Oh by the way were on page 21 now, but still on 207, not going too well and I'm very sad about it.
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2039. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video No Ice Fishing for You Today
I liked it most when his hand fell off.
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2040. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Shotover Jet - 'The World's Most Exciting Jet Boat Ride'
I'd love to see the driving test they had to take to do that job. I wonder how many spare boats they have.
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2041. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Central Coast Spotlight: Farm workers
Makes my back ache just watching it.
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2042. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Doggo makes sheep friends
So how to you get to work in the morning?
I take a Sheep..... work has to make allowances for where it's going to be though.
Or
That's a dog of an abscess on your sheeps back.
Or
Trevor the sheep superglue abuser strikes again.
Or
Yes the results of the latest Dolly the sheep and Fido the dog mixed Cloning experiment, went reasonably well. Couple of problems to iron out including loss of sound even on the bells.
Or
At the end the dog is thinking "Oh feck where are we going now, not shearing again"!!
I take a Sheep..... work has to make allowances for where it's going to be though.
Or
That's a dog of an abscess on your sheeps back.
Or
Trevor the sheep superglue abuser strikes again.
Or
Yes the results of the latest Dolly the sheep and Fido the dog mixed Cloning experiment, went reasonably well. Couple of problems to iron out including loss of sound even on the bells.
Or
At the end the dog is thinking "Oh feck where are we going now, not shearing again"!!
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2043. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Total Recall
My worry would be that clearly there is an evolutionary necessity for the human brain to dump, store and forget or store for occasional necessary recall all this moment by moment information. is there a full point?
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2044. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Best of Brian Cox part 1
#4 I knew that
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2045. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Which one are you
#2 Only a socially inept, narcissistic, psychopath would come up with that conclusion.
There is such a thing as a lie detector test, I took one only yesterday, no I didn't.
There is such a thing as a lie detector test, I took one only yesterday, no I didn't.
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2046. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Best of Brian Cox part 1
#1 I'm trying to work out if you are being sarcastic, a dork or a sarcastic dork.
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2047. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Most Satisfying Factory Machines and Ingenious Tools
#2 It's an enormous Papermate.
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2048. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Sir David Attenborough greets a group of cannibals
#8 I think he already done that, come round with shitty pants and this was the next thing he thought of.
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2049. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video I carve a pencil from a pencil from a pencil (pencil inception)
#1 The last fifteen seconds were the only seconds to make sense at all.
I'd like to see him carve a pencil from a pencil from a pencil from a pencil from a pencil from a Bic.
I'd like to see him carve a pencil from a pencil from a pencil from a pencil from a pencil from a Bic.
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2050. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video How To Easily Identify Fake/Counterfeit US Paper Currency
Right up to the last security device I though it might be worth having a go, but no that's just made it too difficult.
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2051. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Sheriff's deputy sees color for first time thanks to coworker's gift
Being colour blind myself I am always slightly confused by this type of video. I have primarily red green colour blindness and have tried the online test with the companies that make these corrective glasses and they won't work for me apparently. I would be very interested to know just what these people are not seeing before they put on the glasses as I see a very colourful world around me. The balloons in the video look very colourful and vibrant to me, so what do they look like to the deputy sheriff. I wonder if you can get glasses that mimic the effect to someone with red green issues?
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2052. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Formula 3 crash
The most inappropriate time ever to say 'Women Drivers' so I won't say it. Dreadful crash OMD
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2053. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Best American news bloopers 2018
Well 63.7% of that was just ok, The only reason for watching though was at 00;49 and possibly 2;58 if you like camel toes
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2054. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Thatching the Iron Age Roundhouse-Timelapse
I tiled over my thatched roof.
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2055. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Sandstorm while cleaning
Drube...........
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2056. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Lion versus hyenas
My that was tense. I wonder what sound the hyenas would have to make before be were on their side in the fight. I'm thinking this one https://youtu.be/eIi_q4bNZMM
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2057. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video A Coyote and a Bobcat Walk into a Bar...
This took place late on Christmas eve in 1914 later they played football for a while and exchanged gifts before resuming their fight Just after Christmas.
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2058. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Accidents compilation
I have one thing to say
Page 14 steady at 207
Page 14 steady at 207
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2059. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video The 1995 Hubble Photo That Changed Astronomy
There are more stars in the galaxies than there are grains of sand on all the deserts in the world, imagine that. So if you woke up this morning feeling insignificant, you were right you are.
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2060. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Accidents compilation
A compilation of one, wonderful....Admin could you tell me how many video's you have in your waiting list? Earlier in the year it was suggested that you needed people to upload as you had exhausted your stash? I've personally recently uploaded half a dozen all of which were more interesting than a compilation of one accident??
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2061. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video This kid has all the moves
#11#12 You'd both be better off just signing a song about it.
The sun is out
The sky is blue
There's not a cloud
To spoil the view
But it's raining
Raining In My Heart
The Weather Man
Says "Clear today"
He doesn't know
You've gone away
And it's raining
Raining In My Heart
Oh misery - oh misery
What's gonna become of me
I tell my blues
They mustn't show
But soon these tears
Are bound to flow
Cause it's raining
Raining In My Heart
Raining In My Heart
My bottom hurts
my tonsils too
what the feck
am I to do
cos it's raining
raining in my farts
I told the guy
who drives the cab
I saw a face like yours
it was in a lab
now it's raining
raining on my shirt
oh misery oh misery
whats gonna become of me he he
The police man said
I went too fast
I said feck you
now i'm in Elastoplast
and it's raining
raining on my cast
Nomaddaf has
a silly name
he thinks the dancing
is very lame
insults are raining
raining on the Twerp
oh misery oh misery
what's gonna become of me he he he
Austin wrote
a lot of shit
I fell asleep
through half of it
now it's raining
raining on my tarts
Kenuty put
his comment in
as usual
it was rather thin
and it's raining
whats it all about about?
This song has gone
on far too long
I've bored myself
and bit my tongue
Na itth waining
waining hin mi art
Oh misery oh misery
what's gonna become of Meeeeeeee
De de de de
de de de de
de de de de
de de de de
and it's waining
waining in my art r r art
I said it's waining
waining in my (spit) Heart....
The sun is out
The sky is blue
There's not a cloud
To spoil the view
But it's raining
Raining In My Heart
The Weather Man
Says "Clear today"
He doesn't know
You've gone away
And it's raining
Raining In My Heart
Oh misery - oh misery
What's gonna become of me
I tell my blues
They mustn't show
But soon these tears
Are bound to flow
Cause it's raining
Raining In My Heart
Raining In My Heart
My bottom hurts
my tonsils too
what the feck
am I to do
cos it's raining
raining in my farts
I told the guy
who drives the cab
I saw a face like yours
it was in a lab
now it's raining
raining on my shirt
oh misery oh misery
whats gonna become of me he he
The police man said
I went too fast
I said feck you
now i'm in Elastoplast
and it's raining
raining on my cast
Nomaddaf has
a silly name
he thinks the dancing
is very lame
insults are raining
raining on the Twerp
oh misery oh misery
what's gonna become of me he he he
Austin wrote
a lot of shit
I fell asleep
through half of it
now it's raining
raining on my tarts
Kenuty put
his comment in
as usual
it was rather thin
and it's raining
whats it all about about?
This song has gone
on far too long
I've bored myself
and bit my tongue
Na itth waining
waining hin mi art
Oh misery oh misery
what's gonna become of Meeeeeeee
De de de de
de de de de
de de de de
de de de de
and it's waining
waining in my art r r art
I said it's waining
waining in my (spit) Heart....
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2062. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Raccoon attacks dog and woman
You can tell who beats up raccoons in that family.
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2063. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video This kid has all the moves
The sun is out
The sky is blue
There's not a cloud
To spoil the view
But it's raining
Raining In My Heart
The Weather Man
Says "Clear today"
He doesn't know
You've gone away
And it's raining
Raining In My Heart
Oh misery - oh misery
What's gonna become of me
I tell my blues
They mustn't show
But soon these tears
Are bound to flow
Cause it's raining
Raining In My Heart
Raining In My Heart
My bottom hurts
my tonsils too
what the feck
am I to do
cos it's raining
raining in my farts
I told the guy
who drives the cab
I saw a face like yours
it was in a lab
now it's raining
raining on my shirt
oh misery oh misery
whats gonna become of me he he
The police man said
I went too fast
I said feck you
now i'm in Elastoplast
and it's raining
raining on my cast
Nomaddaf has
a silly name
he thinks the dancing
is very lame
insults are raining
raining on the Twerp
oh misery oh misery
what's gonna become of me he he he
Austin wrote
a lot of shit
I fell asleep
through half of it
now it's raining
raining on my tarts
Kenuty put
his comment in
as usual
it was rather thin
and it's raining
whats it all about about?
This song has gone
on far too long
I've bored myself
and bit my tongue
Na itth waining
waining hin mi art
Oh misery oh misery
what's gonna become of Meeeeeeee
De de de de
de de de de
de de de de
de de de de
and it's waining
waining in my art r r art
I said it's waining
waining in my (spit) Heart....
The sky is blue
There's not a cloud
To spoil the view
But it's raining
Raining In My Heart
The Weather Man
Says "Clear today"
He doesn't know
You've gone away
And it's raining
Raining In My Heart
Oh misery - oh misery
What's gonna become of me
I tell my blues
They mustn't show
But soon these tears
Are bound to flow
Cause it's raining
Raining In My Heart
Raining In My Heart
My bottom hurts
my tonsils too
what the feck
am I to do
cos it's raining
raining in my farts
I told the guy
who drives the cab
I saw a face like yours
it was in a lab
now it's raining
raining on my shirt
oh misery oh misery
whats gonna become of me he he
The police man said
I went too fast
I said feck you
now i'm in Elastoplast
and it's raining
raining on my cast
Nomaddaf has
a silly name
he thinks the dancing
is very lame
insults are raining
raining on the Twerp
oh misery oh misery
what's gonna become of me he he he
Austin wrote
a lot of shit
I fell asleep
through half of it
now it's raining
raining on my tarts
Kenuty put
his comment in
as usual
it was rather thin
and it's raining
whats it all about about?
This song has gone
on far too long
I've bored myself
and bit my tongue
Na itth waining
waining hin mi art
Oh misery oh misery
what's gonna become of Meeeeeeee
De de de de
de de de de
de de de de
de de de de
and it's waining
waining in my art r r art
I said it's waining
waining in my (spit) Heart....
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2064. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Ken Block Gymkhana 10 Climbkhana Pikes Peak Featuring the Hoonicorn V2
14 207....................
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2065. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
Yeah Perchy maybe try typing lying down.
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2066. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Family Guy British Radio
#2 WHAT! The British news channels are the envy of the world, I think the sketch was pointing out that our news is too sophisticated for most people not educated in England, obviously I do not include Scotland or Wales in that observation. I bet The good old USA couldn't understand how me have TV stations in England that have absolutely no Adverts or 'words from our sponsors'.
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2067. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video This kid has all the moves
Firstly the kid hasn't got all the moves, I counted them are there are seven missing.
Secondly #4 I watched your video's and I throw back your dull question about the stars on the previous video and say where did these dances get their moves from?
Secondly #4 I watched your video's and I throw back your dull question about the stars on the previous video and say where did these dances get their moves from?
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2068. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Mom convincing daughter that raptor is not scary
Jurassic Fart.
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2069. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video A guided tour of the big guns at the 2017 Big Sandy Shoot
Long enough I think.
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2070. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video A young Steve Irwin gets bitten by a snake on television
Didn't the snake then go on the enroll on Snotr and start disbelieving in evolution and talking a lot of nonsense about religion?
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2071. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video 7 Strangest and Innovative New Engines
The voice grates a bit but interesting video.
Hurtling towards the 1000 with a 204 on page 13.
Hurtling towards the 1000 with a 204 on page 13.
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2072. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#204 Continuing with our lessons Merlin, That should read 'so I don't know HOW TO explain things in writing'. All you did there was to miss a couple of important words out, but you didn't put any wrong ones in, so we'll take that as an improvement.
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2073. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Strong wing landing
The cleaning team however where not impressed as every seat on the plane had to be dry-cleaned after being soaked in a bucket.
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2074. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Pay for your sins the easy way
I could imagine that before religion dies out completely 'Please God soon' this app or one like it will be a reality.
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2075. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video WINS OF THE MONTH - TOTAL WIN COMPILATION
A couple of Health and safely issues there but otherwise a very entertaining video.
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2076. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Living bridges
#9 Yeah I'll give you one, Still going strong just 496 years left though.
We have a mega liar on Snotr Suxi
We have a mega liar on Snotr Suxi
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2077. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
Yes the JJ in the mirror is the fishhook, I get it now (I think) it was a little bit what we English call Ambiguous, vague, open to a variety of interpretations.
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2078. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Croatian firefighters during World Cup 2018
Really !!..........................
Still on Page 12 but only just. We've cracked the 201 barrier and are now slowly but surely on our way the 1000 target all contributions welcome, especially when we have a quite video time at the new end. JJ
Still on Page 12 but only just. We've cracked the 201 barrier and are now slowly but surely on our way the 1000 target all contributions welcome, especially when we have a quite video time at the new end. JJ
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2079. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Eruption of Mount Popocatepetl, Mexico 's International Airport Closed
This video didn't get the comments it deserved.
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2080. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
Hello Tench. If it's two clown fish on a hook and another hook then it worked perfectly. I'd send you my piece of modern art but not sure how to do that.
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2081. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Is there a Purpose to Living? - Alan Watts
#2 https://youtu.be/6D7rWLzloOI There you go....
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2082. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Domino effect in the warehouse
My observation for what it's worth is that those shelves were not fit for purpose. There is no way that was supposed to happen with such a small nudge. If there wasn't already, there needs to be serious regulations in place to limit the collapse to one small section in the event of a actual full on collision not just a nudge like this. I bet the insurance company were very reluctant to pay out after watching this footage.
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2083. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Grizzly Bear rolling down a hill
Perhaps he was killing fleas or spreading his scent or maybe he was just pissed.
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2084. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Hull Oakes Lumber Co
Admin to take the pressure off this video and it's problems, while don't you upload another one, I uploaded a couple last week which were really interesting have a look at my uploads....
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2085. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#198 Hello Pike No I can't see your masterpiece, are you sure it is something that you can send within the link. I've just produced a piece of modern art which I can now see each time I open your link I don't suppose you can see that can you?
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2086. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Hull Oakes Lumber Co
I had a problem with it earlier but it seems fine now.
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2087. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Hull Oakes Lumber Co
Well I have to say that was one of the most interesting video's I've ever seen seen on Snotr. The ingenuity of all that machinery is just mind blowing, how do you sit down and design all that and make it work, just incredible. I wonder how often parts of it go wrong, often I would think, I bet they have a massive team of maintenance guys just keeping the whole thing oiled and moving along.
The guy in the little tug has a great job so so much the guy with the pencil near the end. I wonder if this is well payed employment or are they minimum wage.
The guy in the little tug has a great job so so much the guy with the pencil near the end. I wonder if this is well payed employment or are they minimum wage.
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2088. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Speed Kills
I think the rabbit was doing pretty good, you know until, you know...it wasn't.
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2089. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video At the Hospital | Funny Clip | Mr. Bean Official
Classic stuff. ..........
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2090. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Beautiful green hummingbird filmed in slow motion
He or she must really piss the bees off.
Still on page 11 and up to 197 which is nearly 20% of our target figure to beat the feck out of all comment numbers previously on Snotr and to pizz Suxi off.
Very cold here today and a chance of acid rain in the mountains apparently so I'll be keeping below sea level today. New top secret invention well on the way, twelve parts arrived in the post for it yesterday expecting fifty three to arrive this afternoon, including eight pumps and ten servo electric motors with violators. Masseur booked for 1:30pm, Tony is dropping her off at the Jetty, so better go and check that the lights are working. JJ
Still on page 11 and up to 197 which is nearly 20% of our target figure to beat the feck out of all comment numbers previously on Snotr and to pizz Suxi off.
Very cold here today and a chance of acid rain in the mountains apparently so I'll be keeping below sea level today. New top secret invention well on the way, twelve parts arrived in the post for it yesterday expecting fifty three to arrive this afternoon, including eight pumps and ten servo electric motors with violators. Masseur booked for 1:30pm, Tony is dropping her off at the Jetty, so better go and check that the lights are working. JJ
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2091. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#196 No not getting a lot of that Fish dish. If you are going to come up with a nick name, it needs to be cumulative and related to my initial name Fishshop you can't simply use a name that would be used for yourself such as Fishhook, which I was getting around to Fish and Chips.
I'm intrigued Jack Dempsey (it's a fish) what you mean by 'if you would only know how to write 2nd JJ in mirror' ??
I'm intrigued Jack Dempsey (it's a fish) what you mean by 'if you would only know how to write 2nd JJ in mirror' ??
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2092. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Hockey puck hits Breaks Camera
You would have though the camera would have closed it's eye.
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2093. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video How To Make a Mini Electric Car from Lighters
How to make an electric car partly out of lighters.
We are one page 11 now and steady as you go at 195. It's a little grey here, but not raining yet. expecting a downpour later, have you thought about tonights meal yet? Maybe something with rice? Good day to give up those coffin nails, come on come on you can do it. And red meat not good you in large quantities you know, try some Quorn it's great. You gonna get to the cinema this week, maybe ask that cute girl from accounts, ok she might say no, but then she might say yes. Now what was that thing that you were meant to do to do today?? Yes nearly forgot didn't you, lucky I reminded you. isn't it someones birthday soon, yeah check your diary you numpty imagine forgetting that one.
We are one page 11 now and steady as you go at 195. It's a little grey here, but not raining yet. expecting a downpour later, have you thought about tonights meal yet? Maybe something with rice? Good day to give up those coffin nails, come on come on you can do it. And red meat not good you in large quantities you know, try some Quorn it's great. You gonna get to the cinema this week, maybe ask that cute girl from accounts, ok she might say no, but then she might say yes. Now what was that thing that you were meant to do to do today?? Yes nearly forgot didn't you, lucky I reminded you. isn't it someones birthday soon, yeah check your diary you numpty imagine forgetting that one.
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2094. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#194 You can tell me Thunders I'm a Doctor?
I once got on a bus, went upstairs and sat opposite this beautiful blond Chinese girl, I said hello, she said hello, I said isn't it an amazing day?, she said yes it is I guess, I said what do you mean you guess?, she said well things haven't been going too well for me just lately. I said like what? she said I can't tell you I don't even know you. I said yes but sometimes it can help to tell your problems to an absolute total stranger on a bus. She said well I've I've just come from my Doctor and he said he's unable to help me. I said whats the problem? She paused and said..... I'm a nymphomaniac and I only get turned on by Jewish Cowboys.... she said by the way my name's Diane....... I said hello Diane I'm Bucky Goldstein.
I once got on a bus, went upstairs and sat opposite this beautiful blond Chinese girl, I said hello, she said hello, I said isn't it an amazing day?, she said yes it is I guess, I said what do you mean you guess?, she said well things haven't been going too well for me just lately. I said like what? she said I can't tell you I don't even know you. I said yes but sometimes it can help to tell your problems to an absolute total stranger on a bus. She said well I've I've just come from my Doctor and he said he's unable to help me. I said whats the problem? She paused and said..... I'm a nymphomaniac and I only get turned on by Jewish Cowboys.... she said by the way my name's Diane....... I said hello Diane I'm Bucky Goldstein.
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2095. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#192 Really glad it helped you Thunders, let me know if anything else is troubling you.
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2096. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Spearfishing Big Fish Steals The Catch
Imagine when he does that nursery song now "One two three four five, once I caught a fish alive, six seven, ate the rest of my fingers the bastard.
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2097. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Old Man Strength At Muscle Beach
Come on ADMIN I uploaded a couple of really good video's the other day that should be on here "The psychopath one for starters"
Still page 10 steady at 191 looking for comments about what life might be like in 1000 years time. I've already suggested that anti dandruff shampoos will have become ineffective like antibiotics and that we will be knee deep in the stuff.
As it's winter time in the UK and lots of people you see in the streets are sneezing, coughing and blowing their noses, I have come up with a brilliant service that I think is going to make me and YOU lots of money, if you are prepared to follow my lead.
It doesn't matter if you are the gregarious type, fun loving or the miserable type like Suxi this will work for anyone OK!!... I've recently been in touch with Kleenex and have persuaded them to make me a very large version of their product in a scaled up version of their original box, it's literally five times bigger than usual.
What I am going to do is stand outside supermarkets and on street corners, anywhere where there are a lot of passing potential customers with winter colds and I'm going to say "BIG TISSUE ANYBODY, BIG TISSUE".
Still page 10 steady at 191 looking for comments about what life might be like in 1000 years time. I've already suggested that anti dandruff shampoos will have become ineffective like antibiotics and that we will be knee deep in the stuff.
As it's winter time in the UK and lots of people you see in the streets are sneezing, coughing and blowing their noses, I have come up with a brilliant service that I think is going to make me and YOU lots of money, if you are prepared to follow my lead.
It doesn't matter if you are the gregarious type, fun loving or the miserable type like Suxi this will work for anyone OK!!... I've recently been in touch with Kleenex and have persuaded them to make me a very large version of their product in a scaled up version of their original box, it's literally five times bigger than usual.
What I am going to do is stand outside supermarkets and on street corners, anywhere where there are a lot of passing potential customers with winter colds and I'm going to say "BIG TISSUE ANYBODY, BIG TISSUE".
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2098. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#190 Absolutely Fishmonger except its "Tells his Father he can STICK his old ways"
In English STUCK UP can mean A BIT POSH or A BIT SNOOTY
or it can describe the after effect of being covered in GLUE or Smegma.
It could at a stretch also describe the after effect of a robbery using a gun as in "I was stuck up"
or someone who used to be posh and snooty as in "Yes I admit I was stuck up, but now I'm not"
Incidentally revolting can be used the way you have used it, which is fine
or it could be a way of describing an awful meal as in "The meal was revolting"
or a bad smell or person as in "The smell was revolting as was the guy who passed it.
So endeth todays lesson
JJ
In English STUCK UP can mean A BIT POSH or A BIT SNOOTY
or it can describe the after effect of being covered in GLUE or Smegma.
It could at a stretch also describe the after effect of a robbery using a gun as in "I was stuck up"
or someone who used to be posh and snooty as in "Yes I admit I was stuck up, but now I'm not"
Incidentally revolting can be used the way you have used it, which is fine
or it could be a way of describing an awful meal as in "The meal was revolting"
or a bad smell or person as in "The smell was revolting as was the guy who passed it.
So endeth todays lesson
JJ
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2099. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#188 No Fishface it doesn't work like that. You need another word and that is SEEN I'll give you some examples:-
Yesterday I SAW a table (you are telling me that you saw a table yesterday)
Have you SEEN the table? (you are asking me if I have seen the table)
I would like to SEE the table (I am telling you that I have not seen the table and would like to see it)
or
I would like to SEE the table that you SAW yesterday. (I am telling you that I would like to see the table that you saw yesterday)
My friend told me that he has SEEN the table that you SAW yesterday and said I should SEE it also. (my friend is recommending that I go and see the table that you saw yesterday)
English is a bitch there are so many peculiarities to it. Words that sound exactly the same but mean completely different things and are spelt differently. Add to that the America spellings of some English words and you can get easily lost. For example someone recently told me I was wrong writing Spelt. They said it should be spelled. But Spelt is a perfectly correct English word for how you spell a word.
Words like 'TO' for example there are three versions:-
1) To as in I went To the shops.
2) Two as in I bought TWO apples
3) Too as in I would like to go there TOO
There as in There you go again
Their as in I gave apples to my neighbours and THEIR children, THERE were three of them
Neighbour in America is spelt Neighbor
JJ
Yesterday I SAW a table (you are telling me that you saw a table yesterday)
Have you SEEN the table? (you are asking me if I have seen the table)
I would like to SEE the table (I am telling you that I have not seen the table and would like to see it)
or
I would like to SEE the table that you SAW yesterday. (I am telling you that I would like to see the table that you saw yesterday)
My friend told me that he has SEEN the table that you SAW yesterday and said I should SEE it also. (my friend is recommending that I go and see the table that you saw yesterday)
English is a bitch there are so many peculiarities to it. Words that sound exactly the same but mean completely different things and are spelt differently. Add to that the America spellings of some English words and you can get easily lost. For example someone recently told me I was wrong writing Spelt. They said it should be spelled. But Spelt is a perfectly correct English word for how you spell a word.
Words like 'TO' for example there are three versions:-
1) To as in I went To the shops.
2) Two as in I bought TWO apples
3) Too as in I would like to go there TOO
There as in There you go again
Their as in I gave apples to my neighbours and THEIR children, THERE were three of them
Neighbour in America is spelt Neighbor
JJ
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2100. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Old Man Strength At Muscle Beach
That showed um....................
Still page 10 and steady on 187
Still page 10 and steady on 187
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2101. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#184 Just to help you along with the old English Fishy. We say 'I still didn't SEE the whole thing'. not SAW ok? Saw is see in the past as in 'I Saw him walk by yesterday' I'll see you later' got it ok.
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2102. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video NASA trailer: We Are NASA
Wow I bet that ad cost more than the first moon mission. Exciting stuff though, lets have people on the moon full time and get moving. Take some soil and get a few trees growing, it's a bit bland at the moment. Get a couple of rivers flowing, a couple of skyscrapers, some giraffes and some wild horses oh and monkeys, def need monkeys and suxi on a long tether fixed to a poll.
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2103. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Meanwhile in Russia (2018 version)
Not every one of those made sense.
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2104. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Bridge collapses in Russia
What was the lorry carrying liquid lead?
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2105. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Political Correctness is a More Dangerous Form of Totalitarianism
#9 Suxi what you are is basically a GRASS, teachers pet..." OOu Geekster let me tell you what the bad children are doing, trying to set a record, look this is the video, look I've told them that there is a video with 600 comments on, arn't they childish geekster, not like me I'm great and a good boy"
It's amazing that you make comments about Jakey childishly trying to set records when YOU the last time you darkened this site, spent several weeks uploading almost the entire contents on one site you had found to SNOTR, most of which were crap. Hence the reason you have a number 67 at the end of your name.
I'm guessing you spent your entire childhood getting beaten up at school for being such a creep, you may still be there, who knows. I know Snotr numbers are down but quite frankly one less wouldn't bother me at all.
STILL PAGE 10.
It's amazing that you make comments about Jakey childishly trying to set records when YOU the last time you darkened this site, spent several weeks uploading almost the entire contents on one site you had found to SNOTR, most of which were crap. Hence the reason you have a number 67 at the end of your name.
I'm guessing you spent your entire childhood getting beaten up at school for being such a creep, you may still be there, who knows. I know Snotr numbers are down but quite frankly one less wouldn't bother me at all.
STILL PAGE 10.
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2106. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#182 Old Fishface. I have to say that video you attached to your comment #180 is really interesting, very long but fascinating.
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2107. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Political Correctness is a More Dangerous Form of Totalitarianism
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Still page 10
Still page 10
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2108. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#180 Old Halibut, I did mention many weeks ago that the page numbers were there for two reasons 1) To direct those interested to a page of wonder and awe and 2) To annoy you, so it's all been worthwhile thus far.
It was never the intention to tame the snake just to let reason prevail and saprophytically obtain agreements that were juxtaglomerular to a new order.
It was never the intention to tame the snake just to let reason prevail and saprophytically obtain agreements that were juxtaglomerular to a new order.
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2109. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video One hell of a way to go to school...
You wouldn't believe it unless you saw it would you?
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2110. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Political Correctness is a More Dangerous Form of Totalitarianism
#3 I'm sure what you are saying makes sense to you but you lost me at #2. Gulag that's a kind of soup isn't it? Something about painting Jesus was it? Oh look yeah fine it's all good well done.
I think the guy needed a tissue or handcuffs or something.
Looks like the comment number counter has packed in ADMIN? On the outside it looks like no one is interested lol
Page 10 now at least the page numbers are working
I think the guy needed a tissue or handcuffs or something.
Looks like the comment number counter has packed in ADMIN? On the outside it looks like no one is interested lol
Page 10 now at least the page numbers are working
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2111. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Bird tries to save his friend after he hits a window
I don't think that was the birds partner, I think it was the local quack.
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2112. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Snack Attack
Wonderful I really enjoyed that especially the gypsy jazz.
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2113. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Starfish Walking on the Beach
I wonder how it got its name?...... "Gordon... how did you get your name?
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2114. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Schwarzenegger Japanese Energy Drink Ad
Well at least he didn't humiliate himself in any way at all.
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2115. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video A baby looking like the Sun Baby from the Teletubbies
That is one scary sun-child
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2116. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Honda Point disaster...Naval history
#3 Different time Suxi, different times. But thanks for pointing out a new target, 271 it is. By the way seeing as you have been gone for a while, which sites have you been boring to death and have presumably been thrown off during you absence?
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2117. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Honda Point disaster...Naval history
Well I had never heard of this disaster, I guess not being American. Terrible thing to happen and very interesting to watch. Has there not been a film made of this?
Page 9 Now and heading for the 200
Page 9 Now and heading for the 200
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2118. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
Very kind of what? Stupid? Ugly? Short? Tall? Fat? Thin? Rich? Poor?
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2119. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Elephant Knocks Down Tourist
He may have only got hit the once or twice if you include to slo mo but on my computer he got hit over and over and over and over, think I'm gonna use that as a ringtone for my phone....... thud oou thud oou thud oou thud oou.
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2120. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video This is What Would Happen If a Nuclear Bomb Was Detonated in The Marianas Trench
#4 Presumably you are speaking as an Aardvark are you?
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2121. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video This is What Would Happen If a Nuclear Bomb Was Detonated in The Marianas Trench
I preferred the first video it was more devastating.
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2122. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Florida Highway Patrol Pursuit Hits 142 MPH, Then Cruiser Catches Fire
Still page 8
STILL PAGE 8
STILL PAGE 8
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2123. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
There is a lot of strength in an island.
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2124. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#173 Yep it looks like old President Trump doesn't want it getting out that Trump actually mean FART.
#172 Not one of my jokes at all, it's very common in the UK. If you are in a lift. (elevator to you) and there is an awful smell, you would immediately think Who has Trumped? If you are in there with your Brother you would probably say "You've Trumped haven't you".
To be fair it's a little like a swear word for children like "You Smelly" before you are allowed to say "You Fecker" or "You Fecker" before you are allowed to say "You Fecking Cu4t Cu4T". So you might say have you Trumped to your Child when he is five, but when he's Fifteen you would say have you farted. I should add that the true Englishman never farts. Chav's, Welsh and Scottish people, fart because they are lower class citizens and haven't been brought up correctly, they also use other terms for farting one of the worst and most explicit is "Have you dropped your Guts" Which we upper class English people consider crass, uncouth and thunk.
#172 Not one of my jokes at all, it's very common in the UK. If you are in a lift. (elevator to you) and there is an awful smell, you would immediately think Who has Trumped? If you are in there with your Brother you would probably say "You've Trumped haven't you".
To be fair it's a little like a swear word for children like "You Smelly" before you are allowed to say "You Fecker" or "You Fecker" before you are allowed to say "You Fecking Cu4t Cu4T". So you might say have you Trumped to your Child when he is five, but when he's Fifteen you would say have you farted. I should add that the true Englishman never farts. Chav's, Welsh and Scottish people, fart because they are lower class citizens and haven't been brought up correctly, they also use other terms for farting one of the worst and most explicit is "Have you dropped your Guts" Which we upper class English people consider crass, uncouth and thunk.
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2125. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Japan develops a new method of demolishing buildings-by shrinking it
I've just been informed that in America, Americans are not aware that TRUMP means FART in English. This needs remedying immediately and therefore I ask any Americans's reading this post to tell as many other Americans as soon as possible, this needs to be on the news, in newspapers on Facebook, Twitter everywhere.
Page 8 now
Page 8 now
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2126. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video If you detonated a nuclear bomb in the Marianas Trench (not a good idea by the way)
I've just been informed that in America, Americans are not aware that TRUMP means FART in English. This needs remedying immediately and therefore I ask any Americans's reading this post to tell as many other Americans as soon as possible, this needs to be on the news, in newspapers on Facebook, Twitter everywhere.
Page 8 now
Page 8 now
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2127. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Florida Highway Patrol Pursuit Hits 142 MPH, Then Cruiser Catches Fire
I've just been informed that in America, Americans are not aware that TRUMP means FART in English. This needs remedying immediately and therefore I ask any Americans's reading this post to tell as many other Americans as soon as possible, this needs to be on the news, in newspapers on Facebook, Twitter everywhere.
Page 8 now
Page 8 now
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2128. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Lower Hatea River Crossing - Te Matau ? Pohe, Whangarei, New Zealand
I've just been informed that in America, Americans are not aware that TRUMP means FART in English. This needs remedying immediately and therefore I ask any Americans's reading this post to tell as many other Americans as soon as possible, this needs to be on the news, in newspapers on Facebook, Twitter everywhere.
Page 8 now
Page 8 now
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2129. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#170 Promise me that at every opportunity for the rest of your life you will tell as many people as possible that Trump means Fart in England.
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2130. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video “Parkour Atlas” (Or you can try to run human but I will catch you)
#3 Yes we can and I'm pretty sure we've had this discussion before.
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2131. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video “Parkour Atlas” (Or you can try to run human but I will catch you)
I'm sure this was on Snotr recently, I think all these videos from Boston Dynamics are just CGI. they are probably still at the Dalek stage in reality.
Page 8 now
Page 8 now
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2132. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#167 Knob.
#166 Thunders can I ask you, in America do people understand that in the UK Trump means Fart? Is it ever used in the States?
#166 Thunders can I ask you, in America do people understand that in the UK Trump means Fart? Is it ever used in the States?
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2133. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video How to defeat Hypersonic-Missile?
I think money should spent developing invisible dome'ed force field protection over our Country like putting up the shields in Star Trek. That would be the scientific equivalent to putting your hand up above your nose to stop someone poking you in both eyes, with two fingers of one hand.
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2134. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video We've been robbed!
Bitch Cassidy and the Sundance Dog.
Still page 7
Still page 7 PHEW!!
Still page 7
Still page 7 PHEW!!
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2135. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#163, Knob.
#164 I definitely think you will be wrong.
In a 1000 years time, personal fans will follow you around automatically keeping you cool where ever you go, they will be nuclear powered as electricity will be just for poor people. The fans will hover above your head when not needed and will also provide rain protection in the event that you get caught in a shower, at which point you will be shrouded in a protective air umbrella.
In a 1000 years time, it will be a criminal offence to shelter under someone else's fan in a rain shower unless invited to do so.
In a 1000 years time, the word Trump will be standardised throughout the world to the English meaning which is the same as Fart, or to pass wind from your Bottom. It won't matter which language you speak when you come to the word in your language to Fart you will say Trump. Examples may be.. "I've Trumped",
"Has someone Trumped",
"Phew who has Trumped",
"Open the window someone has Trumped bad",
"There is a Trumper in this room and I'm going to find out who it is"
"It's you isn't it, you've Trumped"
"My God that was an enormous Trump, who did it?"
"I've just done a silent but deadly Trump, wait till they notice"
"Can you die of breathing in a bad Trump"
"Watch this I'm going to ignite my Trump"
"I'm going to squeeze her that tight that she will Trump"
"Are Trumps wet?" no "oh feck I've shat myself by following through"
"Never hold back a Trump, it will eventually get you at a bad moment"
" Is it cool to Trump on a first date"
"I'm giving everyone advanced warning, get out now, I'm going to Trump"
"There was once a president called Trump? Get outa here"
#164 I definitely think you will be wrong.
In a 1000 years time, personal fans will follow you around automatically keeping you cool where ever you go, they will be nuclear powered as electricity will be just for poor people. The fans will hover above your head when not needed and will also provide rain protection in the event that you get caught in a shower, at which point you will be shrouded in a protective air umbrella.
In a 1000 years time, it will be a criminal offence to shelter under someone else's fan in a rain shower unless invited to do so.
In a 1000 years time, the word Trump will be standardised throughout the world to the English meaning which is the same as Fart, or to pass wind from your Bottom. It won't matter which language you speak when you come to the word in your language to Fart you will say Trump. Examples may be.. "I've Trumped",
"Has someone Trumped",
"Phew who has Trumped",
"Open the window someone has Trumped bad",
"There is a Trumper in this room and I'm going to find out who it is"
"It's you isn't it, you've Trumped"
"My God that was an enormous Trump, who did it?"
"I've just done a silent but deadly Trump, wait till they notice"
"Can you die of breathing in a bad Trump"
"Watch this I'm going to ignite my Trump"
"I'm going to squeeze her that tight that she will Trump"
"Are Trumps wet?" no "oh feck I've shat myself by following through"
"Never hold back a Trump, it will eventually get you at a bad moment"
" Is it cool to Trump on a first date"
"I'm giving everyone advanced warning, get out now, I'm going to Trump"
"There was once a president called Trump? Get outa here"
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2136. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Leicester City helicopter crash
It seemed to climb unnecessarily high before the crash. Very tragic, there is also a video somewhere of a sports commentator being heard off camera to say that one of the passengers was the lover of Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha who also died. How true that is I don't know.
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2137. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Proof of the Devil 's underground headquarters
I feel the earth move under my feet, I feel the sky tumbling down, tumbling down.
Page 7 now
Page 7 now
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2138. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
I think in 1000 years time anti dandruff shampoos will have become ineffective like antibiotics and we will be knee deep in the stuff.
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2139. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Gravity
I wonder if it was an important piece.
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2140. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Slinky Treadmill Stayin' Alive
Someone has far far far too much time on their hands...and proof if you needed it that 'The Devil makes work for idle hands'
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2141. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Pizza Squirrel
Or a four legged, bushy tailed corrupt Deliveroo guy up a tree.....actually just put my glasses on, it is a squirrel, facing the right way too, not like the Snotr one, told you they always turn to the right . .
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2142. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Hear the Otherworldly Sounds of Skating on Thin Ice | National Geographic
I guess it's the ice equivalent of walking on hot coals, as long as you keep going you are reasonably safe even on the think bits.
Now on page 6 with possible new thread.
Now on page 6 with possible new thread.
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2143. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#156 well maybe then just a little
#157 I think its got a lot to do with the fact that about a week ago the penny finally dropped and 2001 cobra finally hung up his bible and became an atheist. Now he's got nothing to say
I think to keep this thread going we might need to change direction and start a new topic altogether...I'm thinking
What kind of world this will be in 1000 years time.
What will everyday life be like
How will we live..well obviously not WE as we'll have been dead for at least 950 years.
#157 I think its got a lot to do with the fact that about a week ago the penny finally dropped and 2001 cobra finally hung up his bible and became an atheist. Now he's got nothing to say
I think to keep this thread going we might need to change direction and start a new topic altogether...I'm thinking
What kind of world this will be in 1000 years time.
What will everyday life be like
How will we live..well obviously not WE as we'll have been dead for at least 950 years.
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2144. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Cow loves to play fetch
George Beast....
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2145. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video A different way to heaven
Just another example of a prehistoric religion based on decades of bulshite that allows men to dominates women. Those stupid men smiling as they were doing their speeches at the beginning makes my blood boil, uneducated, ignorant, sad people, individually committing crimes against humanity.
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2146. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video A different way to heaven
Well I watched the first five minutes and I think I got the gist and then got bored if I'm honest.
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2147. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Passing Out on Live TV Supercut
I remember that 70's inspired faint lol.
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2148. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Nothing else matters
I don't want to be negative about children singing, but I've heard better and lets face it it only takes a few flat notes to spoil a choir. I'm just not sure it's exactly what I would expect to find on Snotr. I didn't mark them down though.
Now page 6
Now page 6
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2149. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#154 I don't........................................................
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2150. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Parkour Atlas
Amazing especially when you remember that their first video was a Tamagotchi.
Still page 5 by the way.
Still page 5 by the way.
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2151. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#151 How much do you need, we have lots, it's indisputable to anyone with a brain.
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2152. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Japan self pouring beer
If a barman gave me that I'd be asking for a top up. By the way page 5 of 5
Still page 5
By the way page 5 of 5Still page 5
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2153. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#148 I'll go get some butter.
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2154. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#145 I was actually referring to 2001Cobra's generations rather than the planet. I do agree with you, things aren't looking great at the moment, but if you look back through history life has been up and down always and always will be until some idiot like Trump gets to press the button. Just imagine someone like him or some psychopath in the middle East believing that the next world is the place to be and that will be that. Mad Max's everywhere.
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2155. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video World's Biggest Lego Tower
#7 Not if you built it tip first.
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2156. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
Absolutely I think we could be looking at 200 comments if we are not careful. I don't know if most people are looking at snotr on their laptops or mobiles but based on five video's per page I'm going to start putting the page number on each day so it's easy for people to get back here. currently it's page five!
It does look like 2001 Cobra has left the discussion though. Maybe he'll be back some day with a more sensible take on life, somehow I really really doubt it. I think it's going to take at least a couple more generations before that happens. Maybe his children or his children's children. At least he claims to have an inquiring mind, very blinkered admittedly but just like evolution the blinkers will become smaller and smaller as the generations pass until they disappear altogether and the light will be blinding.
It does look like 2001 Cobra has left the discussion though. Maybe he'll be back some day with a more sensible take on life, somehow I really really doubt it. I think it's going to take at least a couple more generations before that happens. Maybe his children or his children's children. At least he claims to have an inquiring mind, very blinkered admittedly but just like evolution the blinkers will become smaller and smaller as the generations pass until they disappear altogether and the light will be blinding.
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2157. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#141 Good move in the right direction.
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2158. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Meet the new missus, guys!
The Gorilla is certainly bowling above his average
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2159. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video 7 Amazing Science Toys/Gadgets!
I think it's a great idea putting those toys on Snotr, as that is exactly how long I would be amused by them and now don't need to buy them.
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2160. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Crazy tic tac bounce!?
So why do white Tic Tacs bounce higher than orange one's hey work that one out...
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2161. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#134 "Sorry to foil you again but I don't not believe in just anything. I don't believe in evolution, so there..Lol. But seriously I've made it a quest so to say in my life to not believe in just anything, for many reasons. But with the bible, not religion, I give my full faith in".
You don't believe in just anything including evolution even though there is overwhelming scientific proof of it.
But with the bible you give your full faith to it, even though there is no proof except for the proof that the entire story has been plagiarised.
#137 "So why trust the bible over other written spiritual writings by some you mention here? Proof of scientific statements mentioned in the Bible maybe?
So just a couple scriptures that touch on the scientific level first. Let me ask this..... How would the writers of these scriptures have know these now known facts if it were not for God's input?"
Once again you fall into the BSP, Big Stupid Pit that all christian's spend their entire lives either falling or peering into..If you can't come up with a better solution then GOD DID IT. Can you not see how ignorant your comments are, all the points you mentioned? Homo sapiens have been around for over 300,000 years, 240,000 years longer than you think the earth has been here. Homo Sapiens migrated over all the world over 50,000 years ago. Thats 48,000 years before your bible came along and made people crazy. Populations separated and developed different cultures all over the globe and all the nonsense that you claim GOD told a few illiterate people 2000 years ago had been discovered 10.000 or more years earlier in places like China and India. These people traveled along with their knowledge and would of course have passed on all they had learnt to those capable of understanding it. It's looking obvious to me that the people in the area where your bible was written probably were too stupid to receive this information and someone thought this would be a great time to start a religion. If all you can do is quote scripture after scripture to make your point, you have no point to make.
"If one believes like I do that god is real, then what better source is there then what he offers to let us know? And so far he has not failed me once."
You say that God has not failed you once, yet I have already explained to you that what you took as God answering your prayer was nothing more than a chance recovery that happens to people each and every day. It happens to atheists, agnostics, devil worshipers, just as much as it happens to Muslims and Christians. It's bullshit and another example of you not understanding medical science so GOD DID IT...AGAIN! And then you have the cheek to tell us that God would let a five year old girl die of leukemia ONLY because her parents didn't pray properly!!!!! and then you say this:-
"I feel I've slipped up a couple times and sorry for doing that. I do understand that these can raise the hair on the back of necks at times and it does it to me too"
That's the only sensible comment you have made thus far.
You don't believe in just anything including evolution even though there is overwhelming scientific proof of it.
But with the bible you give your full faith to it, even though there is no proof except for the proof that the entire story has been plagiarised.
#137 "So why trust the bible over other written spiritual writings by some you mention here? Proof of scientific statements mentioned in the Bible maybe?
So just a couple scriptures that touch on the scientific level first. Let me ask this..... How would the writers of these scriptures have know these now known facts if it were not for God's input?"
Once again you fall into the BSP, Big Stupid Pit that all christian's spend their entire lives either falling or peering into..If you can't come up with a better solution then GOD DID IT. Can you not see how ignorant your comments are, all the points you mentioned? Homo sapiens have been around for over 300,000 years, 240,000 years longer than you think the earth has been here. Homo Sapiens migrated over all the world over 50,000 years ago. Thats 48,000 years before your bible came along and made people crazy. Populations separated and developed different cultures all over the globe and all the nonsense that you claim GOD told a few illiterate people 2000 years ago had been discovered 10.000 or more years earlier in places like China and India. These people traveled along with their knowledge and would of course have passed on all they had learnt to those capable of understanding it. It's looking obvious to me that the people in the area where your bible was written probably were too stupid to receive this information and someone thought this would be a great time to start a religion. If all you can do is quote scripture after scripture to make your point, you have no point to make.
"If one believes like I do that god is real, then what better source is there then what he offers to let us know? And so far he has not failed me once."
You say that God has not failed you once, yet I have already explained to you that what you took as God answering your prayer was nothing more than a chance recovery that happens to people each and every day. It happens to atheists, agnostics, devil worshipers, just as much as it happens to Muslims and Christians. It's bullshit and another example of you not understanding medical science so GOD DID IT...AGAIN! And then you have the cheek to tell us that God would let a five year old girl die of leukemia ONLY because her parents didn't pray properly!!!!! and then you say this:-
"I feel I've slipped up a couple times and sorry for doing that. I do understand that these can raise the hair on the back of necks at times and it does it to me too"
That's the only sensible comment you have made thus far.
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2162. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Fake dead sea scrolls
#28 Nah Nay Dilly Dilly Von Austin, thou protest far too heavily. I know as well as you know that you were never left out of the threesome and that you continued your relationship with the Python firstly in PM mode and then following an exchange of mobile numbers and email went off into the cyber sexy world that I and many other right thinking members of the snotr community would not dare to venture (even if we were slightly curious, not me just some of the others, Comentator perhaps) So don't try the old wool over the sheeps bottom pulling process, you are as guilty as sinski. I'm sure it will only be a matter of time before the pair of you are applying for tax reductions under a civil partnership. As said I'm not bitter, my heart was never init init I was merely spying for the hetro's gather information and Dilly Dilly have I got a book to write.
#27 Always the important stuff Thunders Dilly Dilly.
#27 Always the important stuff Thunders Dilly Dilly.
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2163. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Like a glove
It's kinda sad in't it, the poor ship had no idea that this was it's final journey, it's like taking a beloved pet to be put down. I wonder if there is one particular part that the scrappers go for first? Like the safe for example.
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2164. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Fake dead sea scrolls
#26 I'll deal with you in a moment, but first the important stuff!
#24 Thunders everyone knows that squirrels always face to the right, just take a look next time you go out.
#26 Ok back to you Austin. Firstly as I mentioned yesterday I was very short of time, so much so that I didn't even have time to put the e at the end of the word Honor to please you Americans, Honor is the correct spelling in English. Sadly the US of A bastardise our language and in my opinion shouldn't be allowed to use it at all. You also put Z where there should be an S but that's another matter.
Trust you to read the bible again this morning and count the time 'honor' was used and in how many verses, you really need to get out more and check the orientation of squirrels.
I would like to dispute and distance myself entirely from your provocative scandalous and virtually libelous comments about me having a non sexual gender symmetric on-line dyadic discourse relationship with Snaky. On the contrary the threesome which Snaky and I have shared with yourself has been very sexual indeed and I am absolutely certain that you will have gained more than your fair third share of sexual gratification from the sticky process. Having now in my opinion failed to dissuade the Snake from his holy course, I am prepared to step back into my heterosexual life which if I'm honest was far more pleasurable both on the eye, intellect and several general body parts and leave you to roger over and out each other to your hearts content. Obviously now you are counting words in your shared bible, foreplay if you will, time will pass very slowly to your inevitable journey up the pearly escalator to meet your maker together hand in hand skipping along, providing you are not greeted by a member of the Westboro Baptist church of course as they don't like all that kind of stuff and in religion who knows who is right and who is not.
#24 Thunders everyone knows that squirrels always face to the right, just take a look next time you go out.
#26 Ok back to you Austin. Firstly as I mentioned yesterday I was very short of time, so much so that I didn't even have time to put the e at the end of the word Honor to please you Americans, Honor is the correct spelling in English. Sadly the US of A bastardise our language and in my opinion shouldn't be allowed to use it at all. You also put Z where there should be an S but that's another matter.
Trust you to read the bible again this morning and count the time 'honor' was used and in how many verses, you really need to get out more and check the orientation of squirrels.
I would like to dispute and distance myself entirely from your provocative scandalous and virtually libelous comments about me having a non sexual gender symmetric on-line dyadic discourse relationship with Snaky. On the contrary the threesome which Snaky and I have shared with yourself has been very sexual indeed and I am absolutely certain that you will have gained more than your fair third share of sexual gratification from the sticky process. Having now in my opinion failed to dissuade the Snake from his holy course, I am prepared to step back into my heterosexual life which if I'm honest was far more pleasurable both on the eye, intellect and several general body parts and leave you to roger over and out each other to your hearts content. Obviously now you are counting words in your shared bible, foreplay if you will, time will pass very slowly to your inevitable journey up the pearly escalator to meet your maker together hand in hand skipping along, providing you are not greeted by a member of the Westboro Baptist church of course as they don't like all that kind of stuff and in religion who knows who is right and who is not.
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2165. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video How to Scramble Eggs Inside Their Shell
Scrambling eggs inside the shell...have we really come down to this...oh I may turn to God.
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2166. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Fake dead sea scrolls
#23 haven't got time to defend my own honor at the moment, watch this space though...or the next space.
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2167. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#131 I know English isn't your first language and someone has given you a +1 so this might be me. But I have read your comment a few times and I think this is what you are trying to say..:-
"Although I don't believe in religion, I have a son and the school that he attends has religious studies in the middle of the day. If my son didn't attend the studies he would have to sit on his own on a bench for 45 minutes twice a week. Also by not going to the lessons he would be bullied by the other children and told that he would be going to hell, kids can be utter and complete bastards, especially the brainwashed ones.
So we decided he should attend the classes at least for the first year, to save his soul, because if we tell children to believe in Santa who doesn't exist we might as well tell them about Jesus, who might have existed as a person, but certainly wasn't anything special".
Am I close?
"Although I don't believe in religion, I have a son and the school that he attends has religious studies in the middle of the day. If my son didn't attend the studies he would have to sit on his own on a bench for 45 minutes twice a week. Also by not going to the lessons he would be bullied by the other children and told that he would be going to hell, kids can be utter and complete bastards, especially the brainwashed ones.
So we decided he should attend the classes at least for the first year, to save his soul, because if we tell children to believe in Santa who doesn't exist we might as well tell them about Jesus, who might have existed as a person, but certainly wasn't anything special".
Am I close?
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2168. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video squirrel escapes from being dinner
I don't think this video shows so much a squirrel escaping, I think it actually shows a male squirrel leaving his wife to be eaten by the buzzard.
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2169. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Fake dead sea scrolls
Look I introduced the parsnip quote to Snotr so a Parsnip it should be, sadly it won't be buttered, I don't think there is anyone in Admin capable of producing a parsnip emoji though (reverse psychology there). It really is about time we had a new Emoji too it seems like a lifetime ago when the Squirrel arrived (facing the wrong way by the way).
#5 Good luck with your God bothering persuasions Austin, of course you are making the dangerous assumption that god isn't an avid reader of Snotr comments! Of course he will be and now you have laid out your intentions I recon you are in deep shite mate One thing god hates more than an atheist it's a manipulating atheist.
#5 Good luck with your God bothering persuasions Austin, of course you are making the dangerous assumption that god isn't an avid reader of Snotr comments! Of course he will be and now you have laid out your intentions I recon you are in deep shite mate One thing god hates more than an atheist it's a manipulating atheist.
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2170. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#129 Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow.
" In the same token, as we nonbelievers are not really trying to save them from a life in a made up dream they are living with prospects of entering the golden gates of heavens."
Speak for yourself Thunders,
This is my take on the whole subject of not just religion but also evolution. If one of my Children and lets say one of yours was indoctrinated into a cult like for example Waco or Scientology and were fed information that was contrary to what you know is the truth, to the extent that they embarrass not only themselves but potentially yours and my Grandchildren. Would you not do everything in your powers to at least try and get through to them and give them information to allow them to escape.
Religion all religions are just large cults where people are fed information that is largely untrue, then encourage them into groups where this is magnified. This affects their followers take on evolution, science, geology and in some tragic cases medicine. Christianity has been doing this for over 2000 years and will continue to do so for another 2000 if people don't start questioning it.
If after being given all the facts and lets not forget a lot of the information never gets to these people because they don't seek it out and don't mix with people who might have a different opinion, but if after given them all the facts, they choose to stay dedicated to their religion then that is their choice. But just like you will get Christians who say I found god one day after speaking to another Christian, there are many who find truth and reality by speaking to an atheist or antitheist, someone knowledgeable not only in their religion but also in the nonsense said by it.
Speak to any atheist who previously believed in God and they won't talk of what they have lost, they will talk of what they have found and the freedom of opening their eyes. Cobra 2001 doesn't have to go to church and neither does he have to read any comments on snotr, we all have that freedom.
" In the same token, as we nonbelievers are not really trying to save them from a life in a made up dream they are living with prospects of entering the golden gates of heavens."
Speak for yourself Thunders,
This is my take on the whole subject of not just religion but also evolution. If one of my Children and lets say one of yours was indoctrinated into a cult like for example Waco or Scientology and were fed information that was contrary to what you know is the truth, to the extent that they embarrass not only themselves but potentially yours and my Grandchildren. Would you not do everything in your powers to at least try and get through to them and give them information to allow them to escape.
Religion all religions are just large cults where people are fed information that is largely untrue, then encourage them into groups where this is magnified. This affects their followers take on evolution, science, geology and in some tragic cases medicine. Christianity has been doing this for over 2000 years and will continue to do so for another 2000 if people don't start questioning it.
If after being given all the facts and lets not forget a lot of the information never gets to these people because they don't seek it out and don't mix with people who might have a different opinion, but if after given them all the facts, they choose to stay dedicated to their religion then that is their choice. But just like you will get Christians who say I found god one day after speaking to another Christian, there are many who find truth and reality by speaking to an atheist or antitheist, someone knowledgeable not only in their religion but also in the nonsense said by it.
Speak to any atheist who previously believed in God and they won't talk of what they have lost, they will talk of what they have found and the freedom of opening their eyes. Cobra 2001 doesn't have to go to church and neither does he have to read any comments on snotr, we all have that freedom.
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2171. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#127
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2172. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Animated Wall Clock
#6 Yeah Don't get me anything biblical, even if it's fake.
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2173. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Fake dead sea scrolls
#!#2 What?
I deal in facts guys, just facts that all there is to it. Just facts.
#2 Austin you are such a creep, there is no back door to heaven you know. Just knowing a Christian when you are an Atheist won't work. Long words doth butter no parsnips.
I deal in facts guys, just facts that all there is to it. Just facts.
#2 Austin you are such a creep, there is no back door to heaven you know. Just knowing a Christian when you are an Atheist won't work. Long words doth butter no parsnips.
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2174. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Stealth Bomber in action
Wow this has to be a record I only submitted this about half an hour ago. I'm very impressed Admin.
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2175. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Tallest Sunflower - Guinness World Records - YouTube
I would have thought when setting records for Sunflowers it would be the size of the flower rather than the height of the stalk.
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2176. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#123 Cobra 2001 is a nice and respectful christian on paper but think about this, If you are a Christian talking to an Atheist or Antitheist you are thinking in your head that this person you are talking to is going to Hell Forever, you would expect a sense of desperation in their language, likewise if they have friends and family who are not christian you would expect them to be banging on their doors day and night trying to save them from an eternity of fire and damnation.
But no, what you get instead is a quiet group of fifty to a hundred people gathering together in a church every Sunday, saying their prayers, singing their hymns, doing their readings, usually followed by a friendly coffee and a biscuit, then home to a nice Sunday lunch, sometimes sharing the meal with some of the people that they think are going to spend their future having one layer of skin burned off after another. It's almost, almost teetering on the very edge of Hypocrisy.
But no, what you get instead is a quiet group of fifty to a hundred people gathering together in a church every Sunday, saying their prayers, singing their hymns, doing their readings, usually followed by a friendly coffee and a biscuit, then home to a nice Sunday lunch, sometimes sharing the meal with some of the people that they think are going to spend their future having one layer of skin burned off after another. It's almost, almost teetering on the very edge of Hypocrisy.
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2177. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Animated Wall Clock
#4 It has been an awful long time, especially considering all the one's I've sent you. Look get me the clock it's fine, I'll put it high up so you can't see the plastic parts, maybe on the chimney stack, do you think it's weather proof?
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2178. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Chameleon Changing Color
#5 This is awful did they eventually find it? I know they have a tendency to squeeze into small spaces, did they check under the cupboards and any open drawers, please let us know that it's ok.
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2179. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Animated Wall Clock
On closer inspection it looks very tacky and plasticy and at $450 I think a VR system would be money better spent.
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2180. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#120 You are talking to yourself again, you know just like when you pray out loud. I'm #119.
I don't believe in anything save what I see.
So you have no opinion on the fact that the whole story from the birth and death of your savior Jesus Christ was written almost word for word in a land just over 400 miles away, 1200 years before Jesus ever lived. And the same story again was written 600 years before Christ this time for the Persian God Mithra? Coincidence, what do you think? Yes No?
I don't believe in anything save what I see.
So you have no opinion on the fact that the whole story from the birth and death of your savior Jesus Christ was written almost word for word in a land just over 400 miles away, 1200 years before Jesus ever lived. And the same story again was written 600 years before Christ this time for the Persian God Mithra? Coincidence, what do you think? Yes No?
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2181. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Chameleon Changing Color
Amazing creatures, my only concern is that you can also create that colour change on lot's of video camera's, I am very aware though that Chameleon's do change colour.
Imagine being inside it's head, two eyes looking at two different objects in any direction, I'm amazed he doesn't get dizzy and fall off the branch. Just imagine you are sitting there looking at your phone or laptop and suddenly with your left eye you can see something behind you while at the same time your right eye can see the ceiling, how do you process that?
Imagine being inside it's head, two eyes looking at two different objects in any direction, I'm amazed he doesn't get dizzy and fall off the branch. Just imagine you are sitting there looking at your phone or laptop and suddenly with your left eye you can see something behind you while at the same time your right eye can see the ceiling, how do you process that?
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2182. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video How fast is a gigabit Internet connection?
#15 I'm glad you at least got the first, third and forth paragraph, the second really does take some thinking about I realise that. Maybe explain it to a few people at work, I'm sure some of the guys will already know about it and might be able to explain it better than me. I'm by no means an expert.
Have a good Monday too
Have a good Monday too
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2183. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Taiga TS2 Electric Snowmobile - Electrek's Test ride
Why is it when I expect nothing to happen in a video I'm usually right.
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2184. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video The Glass Frog: Ultimate Ninja Dad | Animal 24
Kung Fu Froggie.
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2185. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Animated Wall Clock
I know what I want for Christmas. Where did you find this Thunders, can you buy them, money is no object?
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2186. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#118 You know Cobra, there is delusional and then there is you. I've spoken to many Christians in my time but you take the biscuit you really do.
"many who pray to God will never be heard because, they are not praying for the right things or worshiping him in an unacceptable ways or just living a disapproved life.
So what you are saying is that the parents of the little girl who dies of Leukemia are not praying for the right things or worshiping in an unacceptable way or living in a disapproved way? Is that what you would tell them to their face? My wife on the other hand was saved along with her fatty liver because I prayed for the right thing worshiped in an acceptable way and lived in an approved way? would you say that too? Do you know I actually think you would.
So in a nutshell you are happy worshiping a god that would let a little five year old girl die because one or more of her parents was saying their prayers wrong, I personally think that would make your god a nasty malicious bastard, or at least it would if he existed which I am absolutely certain he doesn't. How could you be a member of a club that has a boss with those morals and attitudes? If you worked for a company who had a manager that said " If you say you love me, I'll pay for your child's cancer treatment, but if you don't she can die as slowly and painfully as she likes" what would you think of that guy?
I do wonder if you have any friends or family members that are not religious? And if so do you get on with them, have family meals etc?
There is actual and I'm talking actual evidence written down and dated of an Egyptian god (Myth if you prefer) called Horus son of Osirus found on scrolls from the Egyptian book of the dead from tombs dating back to 1280 BC. So we are talking at the very least 1280 years before the Christ story in the New Testament could possibly have been written and we know that the NT was in fact written allegedly between 70 and 300 years after his death. Here is your problem. Horus was born to a virgin mother on the 25th of December, baptized in a river by Anup the baptizer who was later beheaded, Horus was temped while alone in the desert, healed the sick and the blind, cast out demons, walked on water and raised Asar from the dead, Asar translates to Lazarus. He had 12 disciples and yes he was crucified and after 3 days two women announced Horus the savior of humanity when he was resurrected.
Now David Copperfield was not around in those days so it is absolutely obvious that the New Testiment was nothing more than a copy of another story from a much earlier time, there are many other examples including the Persion God Mithra, 600 years before Christ who probably copied the same story he was known as the Lamb, the way, the truth, the light, the savior and the messiah his birthday was also the 25th of December? Copies of copies of copies all written before the book you worship..
"many who pray to God will never be heard because, they are not praying for the right things or worshiping him in an unacceptable ways or just living a disapproved life.
So what you are saying is that the parents of the little girl who dies of Leukemia are not praying for the right things or worshiping in an unacceptable way or living in a disapproved way? Is that what you would tell them to their face? My wife on the other hand was saved along with her fatty liver because I prayed for the right thing worshiped in an acceptable way and lived in an approved way? would you say that too? Do you know I actually think you would.
So in a nutshell you are happy worshiping a god that would let a little five year old girl die because one or more of her parents was saying their prayers wrong, I personally think that would make your god a nasty malicious bastard, or at least it would if he existed which I am absolutely certain he doesn't. How could you be a member of a club that has a boss with those morals and attitudes? If you worked for a company who had a manager that said " If you say you love me, I'll pay for your child's cancer treatment, but if you don't she can die as slowly and painfully as she likes" what would you think of that guy?
I do wonder if you have any friends or family members that are not religious? And if so do you get on with them, have family meals etc?
There is actual and I'm talking actual evidence written down and dated of an Egyptian god (Myth if you prefer) called Horus son of Osirus found on scrolls from the Egyptian book of the dead from tombs dating back to 1280 BC. So we are talking at the very least 1280 years before the Christ story in the New Testament could possibly have been written and we know that the NT was in fact written allegedly between 70 and 300 years after his death. Here is your problem. Horus was born to a virgin mother on the 25th of December, baptized in a river by Anup the baptizer who was later beheaded, Horus was temped while alone in the desert, healed the sick and the blind, cast out demons, walked on water and raised Asar from the dead, Asar translates to Lazarus. He had 12 disciples and yes he was crucified and after 3 days two women announced Horus the savior of humanity when he was resurrected.
Now David Copperfield was not around in those days so it is absolutely obvious that the New Testiment was nothing more than a copy of another story from a much earlier time, there are many other examples including the Persion God Mithra, 600 years before Christ who probably copied the same story he was known as the Lamb, the way, the truth, the light, the savior and the messiah his birthday was also the 25th of December? Copies of copies of copies all written before the book you worship..
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2187. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#115 its a good job you didn't have Pescetarian on your list. lol
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2188. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video How fast is a gigabit Internet connection?
#12 Okay Thunders, this is going to be tricky and bear in mind this is a little way off yet, best guess about twenty years. With a regular computer (and this is how it's always been) it is basically billions of switches that can be either on or off, you probably knew that. In Nano internet technology the switches can be on or off AT THE SAME TIME!, so a switch that is on can also be off and a switch that is off can also be on and there are trillions of them. Which is seemingly impossible in the world we understand today.
This is mind blowing for internet users because it means that we get into MT Minus Time, which is infinite. MT means that if for example you watch a new episode of something, on line, it's got to be online, lets say for example it's Startrek 15 The Vulcan Ear Flap, doesn't really matter what it is. This is the mind blow bit, as it's MT, before the film finishes you and you alone in your lounge will be able to watch episode 16, 17 or 18 it's infinite remember, even though it hasn't actually been made yet. Now obviously with something like Startrek it won't be an issue with like spoiler alerts as everyone into the series will just watch them all anyway, but it will make life very difficult for some of the smaller budget films that perhaps hadn't intended to make a sequel, as now they will have to and there will be major problems with getting the actors back from say a new project, some of them may even have died in RT real time, which is where CGI will be so useful.
You can also imagine little issues like actors changing their hair styles, growing beards or shaving them off, pregnancy, it's going to be complicated and they are saying that a lot of people will be needed in area like make up and general styling as well as CGI operators. which will be one example of jobs being created from where they are lost due to AI taking over, such as automated transportation and shop work.
I'm just slightly worried that this will just be coming in when I'm too old to experience it, I guess you like me will have to be thankful that our Children and future Grandchildren will be living in an amazing if not complicated new world. Goodness knows what your isp will be charging for this, but I guess like everything it will come down after a few years and be in everyone's homes like the regular internet today. Hope that went some way to explaining it for you, as Spock said "Live long and prosper"
This is mind blowing for internet users because it means that we get into MT Minus Time, which is infinite. MT means that if for example you watch a new episode of something, on line, it's got to be online, lets say for example it's Startrek 15 The Vulcan Ear Flap, doesn't really matter what it is. This is the mind blow bit, as it's MT, before the film finishes you and you alone in your lounge will be able to watch episode 16, 17 or 18 it's infinite remember, even though it hasn't actually been made yet. Now obviously with something like Startrek it won't be an issue with like spoiler alerts as everyone into the series will just watch them all anyway, but it will make life very difficult for some of the smaller budget films that perhaps hadn't intended to make a sequel, as now they will have to and there will be major problems with getting the actors back from say a new project, some of them may even have died in RT real time, which is where CGI will be so useful.
You can also imagine little issues like actors changing their hair styles, growing beards or shaving them off, pregnancy, it's going to be complicated and they are saying that a lot of people will be needed in area like make up and general styling as well as CGI operators. which will be one example of jobs being created from where they are lost due to AI taking over, such as automated transportation and shop work.
I'm just slightly worried that this will just be coming in when I'm too old to experience it, I guess you like me will have to be thankful that our Children and future Grandchildren will be living in an amazing if not complicated new world. Goodness knows what your isp will be charging for this, but I guess like everything it will come down after a few years and be in everyone's homes like the regular internet today. Hope that went some way to explaining it for you, as Spock said "Live long and prosper"
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2189. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#113 Certainly the longest, looks like our villain has bottled out though. Amen
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2190. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video How fast is a gigabit Internet connection?
#9 Thunders did you understand the nano internet technology part? Cos that's the biggie I could go into more detail if you need me to.
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2191. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#111 I think I gave him enough options to compare the amazing miraculous recovery of his wife with the two five year olds with leukemia. He knows exactly what my point is and that is very likely why we have radio silence yet again. There is no acceptable answer to my question and he knows it, to admit it though breaks down his imaginary connection to god which he dare not admit to, otherwise his entire religious belief means nothing. People who pray and then tell us that their prayers were answered are the most selfish people on the planet, because by their belief that god has singled them out for something good is not only delusional but also a total insult to anyone who at that same time has prayed for a good outcome and their wife has died along with her fatty liver and unborn baby, ignored by the same god. They then go on to think they are special, better than anyone else, because god speaks to them, that they will be going to heaven and we the unbelievers will be going to hell.
It also takes away and ignores totally the law of chance which people like cobra 2001 must also think doesn't exist much like evolution with or without the missing fossils. Once again we have this stupid argument now complicated by religion with a solid piece of science. It's like saying that if you toss a coin an infinite amount of times and pray for heads you will get pretty much an equal quantity of heads and tails but the head total is because of god.
One final thing ComentAtor I do hope your comment about Jews was just flippant and not an attitude that you hold. Please advice?
It also takes away and ignores totally the law of chance which people like cobra 2001 must also think doesn't exist much like evolution with or without the missing fossils. Once again we have this stupid argument now complicated by religion with a solid piece of science. It's like saying that if you toss a coin an infinite amount of times and pray for heads you will get pretty much an equal quantity of heads and tails but the head total is because of god.
One final thing ComentAtor I do hope your comment about Jews was just flippant and not an attitude that you hold. Please advice?
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2192. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How fast is a gigabit Internet connection?
#6 Whats the problem Thunders? The guy with the bucket is trying to explain in a bloody awful almost biblical way how quick your internet speed is, compared to other parts of the world or country. It might not have ever been the case where you live but for example in the UK the speed used to be really slow, often due to old wiring and early technology from the suppliers of the internet (if I'm going too slow here please let me know). The consequence of slow internet speeds is that things took forever to load, if you were watching a video there would be a lot of buffering, where the video would stop and have to wait for more information to arrive down your wires before it would continue, kin nightmare.
So what the guy is trying to demonstrate is how quickly the water is leaving the bucket based on the size of the holes he has made in the bucket, he is comparing that to how much information might be received by your internet connection based on different speeds of your supplier. Imagine the total bucket full of water represents a ten second video, with the smallest hole the information (water) just trickles out so it would take ages for the whole information that makes up the 10 second video to be viewed on your PC. The bigger the hole the more information gets to you and quicker. The biggest hole demonstrates that the information is virtually instant.
In the UK people who live in remote area's often have quite poor internet speeds and some villages actually get together, dig their own trenches and lay their own cables to get faster speeds.
Interestingly When we eventually get nano internet technology the hole will be on the outside of the bucket and we will receive the video before it has even been made.
So what the guy is trying to demonstrate is how quickly the water is leaving the bucket based on the size of the holes he has made in the bucket, he is comparing that to how much information might be received by your internet connection based on different speeds of your supplier. Imagine the total bucket full of water represents a ten second video, with the smallest hole the information (water) just trickles out so it would take ages for the whole information that makes up the 10 second video to be viewed on your PC. The bigger the hole the more information gets to you and quicker. The biggest hole demonstrates that the information is virtually instant.
In the UK people who live in remote area's often have quite poor internet speeds and some villages actually get together, dig their own trenches and lay their own cables to get faster speeds.
Interestingly When we eventually get nano internet technology the hole will be on the outside of the bucket and we will receive the video before it has even been made.
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2193. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video I Could Watch This Forever
Coke a Cola 's advertising budget has been seriously slashed, crushed you could say.
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2194. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Space Debris Captured Using a Net
Somewhere on Earth a fly will be watching this video probably upside down and thinking feck me I'm glad we don't have spiders that big down here.
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2195. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How fast is a gigabit Internet connection?
The last bucket also shows how long the connection lasts with BT.
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2196. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#106 Very nice to have you back Cobra 2001. Obviously as you anticipated I have an opinion on your answered prayer/miracle. Firstly and this part is in your favour, it is widely known that positive thinking and the placebo effect on the human mind can be very beneficial and it has been demonstrated on many occasions that people can be fooled into feeling better by taking a pill that is only made of sugar. This can also be demonstrated in the reverse with a condition called white coat hypertension (bear in mind I'm both a man of science and medicine) where people going to have their blood pressure checked would get a higher reading just seeing their doctor wearing a white medical coat, hence they don't wear them anymore.
Like most church going Christians you choose to ignore the difficult questions or when you do answer them it is with the usual "You gotta have faith" "Nobody knows God's plan" "He moves in mysterious ways" Which is a long standing tried and tested, get out clause and there is no way round it. I can tell you my house is White and you can argue that it's black even though it isn't and as long as I keep saying it's white and you keep saying it's black we will never the resolve the colour of my house even when my friends come along and back me up, your friends will back you up. That doesn't alter the FACT that my house is white.
So returning to your wife and her fatty liver, I'm guessing there were quite a lot of Doctors, nurses and medical professions around when she opened her eyes, but I didn't hear you mention that any of them put it down as a miracle or an impossible medical occurrence, I'm pretty sure that would have been on the news across the world and your wife would be getting Pilgrims queuing outside your doorway day and night, just to touch her operation scar. I also didn't hear you say that your wife opened her eyes and no longer had a fatty liver, now that would have been impressive. I would presume that she has since been advised to change her diet? The human body and the liver in particular is designed to survive, the liver is a great organ for repairing itself, providing you don't abuse it for too long, the body does not want to die and it can do many tricks to stay alive and heal itself.
So was the power of prayer involved? Like the existence of god they weren't necessary in anymore than a placebo effect, if your wife was conscious when the trouble was discovered, being positive about the acute situation would have made little difference in anything other than blood pressure and certainly anything you or any of your christian friends were doing! well lets just say if you were instead doing a gig the outcome would have been the same.
Finally this brings me to the most important question that I'm absolutely sure you will ignore..Get your blinkers ready here goes;- Why would God answer your prayer and save your wife, but let millions of equally religious, equally deserving people die in a concentration camp?
Like most church going Christians you choose to ignore the difficult questions or when you do answer them it is with the usual "You gotta have faith" "Nobody knows God's plan" "He moves in mysterious ways" Which is a long standing tried and tested, get out clause and there is no way round it. I can tell you my house is White and you can argue that it's black even though it isn't and as long as I keep saying it's white and you keep saying it's black we will never the resolve the colour of my house even when my friends come along and back me up, your friends will back you up. That doesn't alter the FACT that my house is white.
So returning to your wife and her fatty liver, I'm guessing there were quite a lot of Doctors, nurses and medical professions around when she opened her eyes, but I didn't hear you mention that any of them put it down as a miracle or an impossible medical occurrence, I'm pretty sure that would have been on the news across the world and your wife would be getting Pilgrims queuing outside your doorway day and night, just to touch her operation scar. I also didn't hear you say that your wife opened her eyes and no longer had a fatty liver, now that would have been impressive. I would presume that she has since been advised to change her diet? The human body and the liver in particular is designed to survive, the liver is a great organ for repairing itself, providing you don't abuse it for too long, the body does not want to die and it can do many tricks to stay alive and heal itself.
So was the power of prayer involved? Like the existence of god they weren't necessary in anymore than a placebo effect, if your wife was conscious when the trouble was discovered, being positive about the acute situation would have made little difference in anything other than blood pressure and certainly anything you or any of your christian friends were doing! well lets just say if you were instead doing a gig the outcome would have been the same.
Finally this brings me to the most important question that I'm absolutely sure you will ignore..Get your blinkers ready here goes;- Why would God answer your prayer and save your wife, but let millions of equally religious, equally deserving people die in a concentration camp?
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2197. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#103 Yep definitely up for a beer or a nice bottle of Red. Guess we need to find a mutually convenient public dwelling house to partake of our beverage, anyone got a map?
Am I the only slightly concerned that Snaky 2001 has said his last prayer?
I am thinking that we could from time to time revisit this page with stories worth sharing, new discoveries that push religion back into the dark ages where it belongs. Even start a new non religious religion with a very select membership We could call ourselves The intermediate Fossils or IF for short. In so doing we may be able to push the comment board high into the many hundreds. I feel we are at a breaking point here in the future of humanity, who knows what we will discover on our journey.
Am I the only slightly concerned that Snaky 2001 has said his last prayer?
I am thinking that we could from time to time revisit this page with stories worth sharing, new discoveries that push religion back into the dark ages where it belongs. Even start a new non religious religion with a very select membership We could call ourselves The intermediate Fossils or IF for short. In so doing we may be able to push the comment board high into the many hundreds. I feel we are at a breaking point here in the future of humanity, who knows what we will discover on our journey.
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2198. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
Nope it seems we carry on Did anyone else go back in time? What a privileged it is to be the first human on the face of the planet ever to exceed 100 comments on Snotr. Oh I feel so special and Jesus like. https://youtu.be/5eLcHJLDlI8 another spectacular ending but you have to watch all the way through.
Did anyone else go back in time? What a privileged it is to be the first human on the face of the planet ever to exceed 100 comments on Snotr. Oh I feel so special and Jesus like. https://youtu.be/5eLcHJLDlI8 another spectacular ending but you have to watch all the way through. 53
2199. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Dancing animal videos Scientists study the evolution of rhythm
yeah get rid asap.
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2200. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#97 I have a feeling Cobra 2001 may actually be the devil, lulling us all into a false sense of security that he is in fact on the other side. Just the sort of thing the devil would do, the cunning barstard.
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2201. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How UV Causes Cancer and Aging
#3 Don't start with the proof thing again, for Gods sake.
I am currently conducting a Snotr first. You may be aware of the 'Show me the intermediate fossil' video about five video's previous to this one...Well it's currently sitting at 95 comments which I believe is already a record for Snotr BUT I have been told by a semi-reliable source that when it gets to 100 something amazing happens to the Snotr site, so come on guys make a few comments and lets see what happens. You Might even be number 100 what a privileged.
I am currently conducting a Snotr first. You may be aware of the 'Show me the intermediate fossil' video about five video's previous to this one...Well it's currently sitting at 95 comments which I believe is already a record for Snotr BUT I have been told by a semi-reliable source that when it gets to 100 something amazing happens to the Snotr site, so come on guys make a few comments and lets see what happens. You Might even be number 100 what a privileged.
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2202. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Dancing animal videos Scientists study the evolution of rhythm
Scientific study tosh, they just wanted to see a Sea-lion boogie.
On the subject of scientific studies, I am currently conducting a Snotr first. You may be aware of the 'Show me the intermediate fossil' video about five video's previous to this one...Well it's currently sitting at 95 comments which I believe is already a record for Snotr BUT I have been told by a semi-reliable source that when it gets to 100 something amazing happens to the Snotr site, so come on guys make a few comments and lets see what happens. You Might even be number 100 what a privileged.
On the subject of scientific studies, I am currently conducting a Snotr first. You may be aware of the 'Show me the intermediate fossil' video about five video's previous to this one...Well it's currently sitting at 95 comments which I believe is already a record for Snotr BUT I have been told by a semi-reliable source that when it gets to 100 something amazing happens to the Snotr site, so come on guys make a few comments and lets see what happens. You Might even be number 100 what a privileged.
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2203. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#94 Electric toothbrush? What are you sitting on one or something, I don't understand.
#90 On the subject of prayer, as you seem unable to answer my last question, have you considered that when you pray, what you are actually doing is getting in touch with yourself, meditation if you will.
If you are saying that sometimes your prayers are answered very clearly. Give us an example, that couldn't just be put down to chance. If you pray for someone to recover from an illness for example and they do, was that the power of prayer or did he or she just get better. If you pray for a promotion at work and you get one, what about the poor guy that didn't or again was that chance.
I can't think of one example where prayer has been shown to make the slightest difference to any situation. And when it would be really useful and clear to all mankind that it does work, it never ever does. Take two examples
1) The holocaust, millions of people gassed to death women, children. You can bet your religion that they prayed and prayed and prayed but nothing NOTHING!!
2) Two christian families have a five year old daughter with leukemia, both families pray, one girl lives one girls dies. Did the one that survived do so because of prayer?
And then you tell us that when YOU pray sometimes they are answered? Why would God answer one of your prayers and let millions of Jews die in a concentration camp? or let a five year old girl die of leukemia. Wouldn't you feel guilty that he had answered your minor prayer and ignored so many others?
The simple question has three simple answer options and they are that either God doesn't care or he is unable to help or he doesn't exist. He can't be unable to help because he can create heavens, planets, stars and people, if after producing all that stuff he can't help, what is the point of him. That leaves that he either doesn't care or doesn't exist. You wouldn't pray to a God that doesn't care which leaves one answer, he doesn't exist.
Here is the point where all Christians come out with the stock answers of 'You've got to have faith' and the equally silly 'He moves in mysterious ways and we can't know what his plan is' Well that just isn't good enough.
#90 On the subject of prayer, as you seem unable to answer my last question, have you considered that when you pray, what you are actually doing is getting in touch with yourself, meditation if you will.
If you are saying that sometimes your prayers are answered very clearly. Give us an example, that couldn't just be put down to chance. If you pray for someone to recover from an illness for example and they do, was that the power of prayer or did he or she just get better. If you pray for a promotion at work and you get one, what about the poor guy that didn't or again was that chance.
I can't think of one example where prayer has been shown to make the slightest difference to any situation. And when it would be really useful and clear to all mankind that it does work, it never ever does. Take two examples
1) The holocaust, millions of people gassed to death women, children. You can bet your religion that they prayed and prayed and prayed but nothing NOTHING!!
2) Two christian families have a five year old daughter with leukemia, both families pray, one girl lives one girls dies. Did the one that survived do so because of prayer?
And then you tell us that when YOU pray sometimes they are answered? Why would God answer one of your prayers and let millions of Jews die in a concentration camp? or let a five year old girl die of leukemia. Wouldn't you feel guilty that he had answered your minor prayer and ignored so many others?
The simple question has three simple answer options and they are that either God doesn't care or he is unable to help or he doesn't exist. He can't be unable to help because he can create heavens, planets, stars and people, if after producing all that stuff he can't help, what is the point of him. That leaves that he either doesn't care or doesn't exist. You wouldn't pray to a God that doesn't care which leaves one answer, he doesn't exist.
Here is the point where all Christians come out with the stock answers of 'You've got to have faith' and the equally silly 'He moves in mysterious ways and we can't know what his plan is' Well that just isn't good enough.
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2204. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Pair of Rare White Giraffes | Nat Geo Wild
They either have the condition or sales of Tippex has soared in the area.
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2205. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video See Thru Rotary Engine in Slow Motion - (Wankel Engine) 4K
All very good but fuel economy and emissions are poor compared to pistons.
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2206. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#88 Ok you seemed to be talking to yourself there as the question came from me at #84 and again at #87 (you were #82) Your answer was longer than I asked for, but you do seem to be saying that you acknowledge that the Earth is a lot older than 6 to 10 thousand years, which you have to agree is in conflict with the true creationists but that's fine. And I do accept that the age of the earth even proved by science does not disprove the existence of God.
The issue is this, God according to you has a very important message to bring to mankind yes? (That's a question which you can answer with a yes or no, I'm guessing Yes.
Why then does he give this message to certain individual who write it down and thousands of years after receiving this information, we have to rely on copies of copies copies of translations written by anonymous authors with no originals?
The issue is this, God according to you has a very important message to bring to mankind yes? (That's a question which you can answer with a yes or no, I'm guessing Yes.
Why then does he give this message to certain individual who write it down and thousands of years after receiving this information, we have to rely on copies of copies copies of translations written by anonymous authors with no originals?
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2207. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#86 You may have missed this....I think its time for a little Q&A. I'll keep it simple and if you would oblige me by doing the same with your answers, don't need long scripture quotes, this is about your thoughts. on evolution and religion, Just bear in mind my soul is on the line here, so you could be ultimately saving me from hell and damnation, you know Gods work.
Question one. Do you at least acknowledge that most of the 'Scientific' evidence points to an earth that is vastly older than six to ten thousand years old?
Question one. Do you at least acknowledge that most of the 'Scientific' evidence points to an earth that is vastly older than six to ten thousand years old?
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2208. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#82 I think its time for a little Q&A. I'll keep it simple and if you would oblige me by doing the same with your answers, don't need long scripture quotes, this is about your thoughts. on evolution and religion, Just bear in mind my soul is on the line here, so you could be ultimately saving me from hell and damnation, you know Gods work.
Question one. Do you at least acknowledge that most of the 'Scientific' evidence points to an earth that is vastly older than six to ten thousand years old?
Question one. Do you at least acknowledge that most of the 'Scientific' evidence points to an earth that is vastly older than six to ten thousand years old?
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2209. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#79 You don't need to worry about Santa, he is every bit as true as the bible. Steven Wright did a painting of Jesus and Santa claus on a seesaw, he put Jesus on the heavy end even though he weighed less, because he's Jesus.
Steven Wright did a painting of Jesus and Santa claus on a seesaw, he put Jesus on the heavy end even though he weighed less, because he's Jesus.53
2210. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#73 No the Bible writings were not from man but was authored by God. Man only pinned what God's spirit told them to write. But I'm sure you probably have little knowledge or understanding of that?
How do you know that is what happened? and if we have little knowledge or understanding of that, bearing in mind that some of us have read the bible that you read. Feel free to explain your understanding and knowledge beyond the words in the one book that you have read.
You see I could write a bible, I could fill it with all sorts of stuff, I could use modern day technology in it and say that my mate Lot has a wife that was microwaved outside of an oven. I could say that God told me all sorts of stuff, to build a nuclear bunker and fill it with all the animals in the world because he was going to bring nuclear destruction to the whole planet because he was pissed off with everyone. I could say later that my best mates wife would have a baby even though she hadn't even been to a disco and that baby was to save the world by being tazered to death on a hill after being at a pizza hut with twelve mates, one of which snitched on him for peeing in the water jug that he was going to turn into lager and then would come back to life.
I could write all that and much much more believe me, but that's it you wouldn't believe me because there would be people around that would say, naw bullocks that didn't happen, I saw him in Nando's that night, kin miles away. There would also be a lot of crazy people around, who perhaps should have been in secure hospitals that would say, yes yes I saw all that happen, now give me another bottle of cider. The only difference between my story and the one you believe is 2000 years.
How do you know that is what happened? and if we have little knowledge or understanding of that, bearing in mind that some of us have read the bible that you read. Feel free to explain your understanding and knowledge beyond the words in the one book that you have read.
You see I could write a bible, I could fill it with all sorts of stuff, I could use modern day technology in it and say that my mate Lot has a wife that was microwaved outside of an oven. I could say that God told me all sorts of stuff, to build a nuclear bunker and fill it with all the animals in the world because he was going to bring nuclear destruction to the whole planet because he was pissed off with everyone. I could say later that my best mates wife would have a baby even though she hadn't even been to a disco and that baby was to save the world by being tazered to death on a hill after being at a pizza hut with twelve mates, one of which snitched on him for peeing in the water jug that he was going to turn into lager and then would come back to life.
I could write all that and much much more believe me, but that's it you wouldn't believe me because there would be people around that would say, naw bullocks that didn't happen, I saw him in Nando's that night, kin miles away. There would also be a lot of crazy people around, who perhaps should have been in secure hospitals that would say, yes yes I saw all that happen, now give me another bottle of cider. The only difference between my story and the one you believe is 2000 years.
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2211. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#71 My goodness you have been busy with Google, cut and paste this afternoon, what happened did the wife go off out with the bible? I'm not quite sure what you are getting at with your Egyptian history writing quotes as they don't really do the writings methods of the bible any favours. By your own admission you are admitting that details in ancient history are at best patchy and exaggerated. Which is how the bible would have been written yes? And even in that patchy exaggerated state you still believe it and believe it works as a piece of "What" fiction, non fiction? Yet the patches and spaces in Evolution are too far for you to accept, isn't that so? Surly you should at the very least have as much suspicion in what you are being told in the bible as the suspicion you have over evolution.
The difference is though that as time goes on we learn more and more about evolution and are constantly filling in the gaps, Our increased knowledge of ancient history has already debunked large significant sections of the bible including the existence of Moses which rather messes up the first chapter including our two leading characters Adamski and Evelyn. There was no census or requirement ever for folks to return to their place of birth for one, which kind of spoils the virgin birth section too. And imagine having a star directly above the stable, that star would have been directly above a stable a thousand miles in any direction, have a look up, pick a star and start walking see if you can shake it off.
The difference is though that as time goes on we learn more and more about evolution and are constantly filling in the gaps, Our increased knowledge of ancient history has already debunked large significant sections of the bible including the existence of Moses which rather messes up the first chapter including our two leading characters Adamski and Evelyn. There was no census or requirement ever for folks to return to their place of birth for one, which kind of spoils the virgin birth section too. And imagine having a star directly above the stable, that star would have been directly above a stable a thousand miles in any direction, have a look up, pick a star and start walking see if you can shake it off.
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2212. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
It would be around now that I would be asking ADMIN for some new videos, but you know Admin don't bother, just change SNOTR to LSANRTDIRBIS lets start a new religion that doesn't involve religion because it's silly.
I'm very disappointed that I didn't make comment 69 as that is my favorite number by the way.
It is becoming very obvious in this exciting debate (that has it be getting on for a record on comment numbers) that Cobra 2001 knows far less about his own religious beliefs and indeed his bible, than any of the atheists. I am not an atheist incidentally I realised when I looked into my overall take on religion that I am in fact an Antitheist, I'm not trying to be trendy with that title, it just happens to describe exactly what I believe 'One opposed to belief in the existence of a god' and as Christoper Hitchens once said 'I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful.
#65 Real truth is real truth, it doesn't matter what your opinion is and whether you are a scholar or not, you can't change a real truth because it's true and ultimately beyond most educated peoples point of view it can be tested and confirmed. If all you have is a book with questionable authors written in a time when straight talking was not the way things were done and on top of that a book cobbled together from different sources not even necessarily from the same century, you cannot call it real truth, you can hope that it is but you can't prove it, you simply can't. When that book contains pieces that are so obviously nonsense and I refer you back to lots wife and the salt again or the Arc, you can argue that they are merely there only to make a point, like some of the parables of Jesus for instance, for that you could be forgiven in your interpretation. But you then have the problem of which is nonsense and which is true. Even men of the cloth cannot agree and they waste their lives reading it. With that amount of uncertainty on every page one has to question why it was written and for what gain and Austins explanation of marketing pretty much sums it up.
I'm very disappointed that I didn't make comment 69 as that is my favorite number by the way.
It is becoming very obvious in this exciting debate (that has it be getting on for a record on comment numbers) that Cobra 2001 knows far less about his own religious beliefs and indeed his bible, than any of the atheists. I am not an atheist incidentally I realised when I looked into my overall take on religion that I am in fact an Antitheist, I'm not trying to be trendy with that title, it just happens to describe exactly what I believe 'One opposed to belief in the existence of a god' and as Christoper Hitchens once said 'I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful.
#65 Real truth is real truth, it doesn't matter what your opinion is and whether you are a scholar or not, you can't change a real truth because it's true and ultimately beyond most educated peoples point of view it can be tested and confirmed. If all you have is a book with questionable authors written in a time when straight talking was not the way things were done and on top of that a book cobbled together from different sources not even necessarily from the same century, you cannot call it real truth, you can hope that it is but you can't prove it, you simply can't. When that book contains pieces that are so obviously nonsense and I refer you back to lots wife and the salt again or the Arc, you can argue that they are merely there only to make a point, like some of the parables of Jesus for instance, for that you could be forgiven in your interpretation. But you then have the problem of which is nonsense and which is true. Even men of the cloth cannot agree and they waste their lives reading it. With that amount of uncertainty on every page one has to question why it was written and for what gain and Austins explanation of marketing pretty much sums it up.
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2213. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Tame Squirrel, Man's Best Friend
What has a hazel nut in every bite...squirrel shit. Ok I know the advert said Topic but it's much the same.
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2214. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
That's simply because the majority of people are bored with the conversation and can't be arsed scrolling all the way down here to continue reading it.
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2215. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#57 You lose entirely the right to use terms like 'Common sense' and 'Mumbo Jumbo' you believe in the Bible for Dogs sake! Like all creationists you slip into the same old boring repetitive argument of 'If you can't prove something to me, then God did it!' That is so shallow, ignorant and juvenile. The Bible says that Lot's wife was turned to a pillar of salt, do you believe that? But fossils don't do it for you.
Now you are belittling evolution by making up your own form of it (which non of use have ever said incidentally) where life started in some mud puddle that lightening struck and then poof. What books are you actually reading? You claim to be an educated man?
It feels like you have run out of steam cobra 2001 I can feel the beginnings of panic in your comments, you started out giving confident (wrong) but confident statements and now you are sounding like some hysterical mad professor standing over a mud puddle with a lightening rod shouting "It's alive, it's alive"
It could be of course a mentality thing and I really don't wish to be rude here, but some people just don't have the brain power to comprehend modern life and it's realities, they prefer to live in a past, where everything seemed simple and safe. Judging by ALL your comments and objections it is very obvious to me that you close your eyes when it come to any part of an explanation that contradicts your bible and you don't open them again until it's all over.
I also wonder why you are even searching for an answer in the first place, If you are so convinced that your Bible is 100% accurate, that God created the earth in whatever timescale you have decided on, but that we call a week. that he himself wasn't created and has always existed, that he can turn people into salt, that he is such a nice fellow that he drowns everyone on the entire planet save those who built a big boat. praise him! (incidentally if he can do anything, you know, create the heavens and the earth and the stars and everything that crawls or swims or flys. Why did he need to drown everybody? why didn't he just make them not exist, you know poof) If you are so convinced of all this, to the extent that you pass on this belief to your children, why are you searching for proof?
Now you are belittling evolution by making up your own form of it (which non of use have ever said incidentally) where life started in some mud puddle that lightening struck and then poof. What books are you actually reading? You claim to be an educated man?
It feels like you have run out of steam cobra 2001 I can feel the beginnings of panic in your comments, you started out giving confident (wrong) but confident statements and now you are sounding like some hysterical mad professor standing over a mud puddle with a lightening rod shouting "It's alive, it's alive"
It could be of course a mentality thing and I really don't wish to be rude here, but some people just don't have the brain power to comprehend modern life and it's realities, they prefer to live in a past, where everything seemed simple and safe. Judging by ALL your comments and objections it is very obvious to me that you close your eyes when it come to any part of an explanation that contradicts your bible and you don't open them again until it's all over.
I also wonder why you are even searching for an answer in the first place, If you are so convinced that your Bible is 100% accurate, that God created the earth in whatever timescale you have decided on, but that we call a week. that he himself wasn't created and has always existed, that he can turn people into salt, that he is such a nice fellow that he drowns everyone on the entire planet save those who built a big boat. praise him! (incidentally if he can do anything, you know, create the heavens and the earth and the stars and everything that crawls or swims or flys. Why did he need to drown everybody? why didn't he just make them not exist, you know poof) If you are so convinced of all this, to the extent that you pass on this belief to your children, why are you searching for proof?
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2216. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#53 I refuse to let you have the last word. We haven't really had a discussion with you on this, what we have done is explained in great detail why you do not need fossil evidence to prove evolution, even though it does exist. I would have thought that if you can prove even a small section of evolution works and there are many many sections of proof, that it would be less of a leap of faith to accept that it does work than to believe in a god, any god with no evidence whatsoever.
This is my take on all this and In think it is massive. We look back at people in medieval times when they believed in witches, burning them at the stake, drowning them in ponds. We say how could they have been so stupid to believe that nonsense all born out of superstition, ignorance and fear. One day this planet will be so advanced in ways we can't even imagine now and modern man in the future will look back at people like you Cobra 2001 and say the same things as we say about witches today. I want my future generations to know that I wasn't one of you, that I looked to the skys and saw the future and the past, not men on clouds with beards claiming to watch everything that everybody did and doing nothing at all about children being raped when his believers believed he could, because he was all powerful and red men with pokers in some pit of fire where you would go to if you didn't believe, just didn't believe mind, in the bearded one. The words are so ridiculous as I type them and so much more so when I think that people like you actually believe them. I do not want to be an embarrassment to the future generation as you will be.
This is my take on all this and In think it is massive. We look back at people in medieval times when they believed in witches, burning them at the stake, drowning them in ponds. We say how could they have been so stupid to believe that nonsense all born out of superstition, ignorance and fear. One day this planet will be so advanced in ways we can't even imagine now and modern man in the future will look back at people like you Cobra 2001 and say the same things as we say about witches today. I want my future generations to know that I wasn't one of you, that I looked to the skys and saw the future and the past, not men on clouds with beards claiming to watch everything that everybody did and doing nothing at all about children being raped when his believers believed he could, because he was all powerful and red men with pokers in some pit of fire where you would go to if you didn't believe, just didn't believe mind, in the bearded one. The words are so ridiculous as I type them and so much more so when I think that people like you actually believe them. I do not want to be an embarrassment to the future generation as you will be.
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2217. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Who Owns Antarctica?
What do you mean? I've just bought a house there on Freezillion Ave. It's a new development, I've seen pictures and everything. £400k with a swimming pool.
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2218. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#45 As I said, what you choose to believe makes no difference to me and there is no point in continuing this debate, we'll just say you've won ok. What does interest me is that you seem to be in conflict with your own beliefs by constantly searching for ways to reconfirm by selective reading that you are right, quoting from Kitts when you could be quoting from Dawkins for example. But that seems to be you, enjoy your lives.
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2219. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#43 I think it has been explained to you in enough detail both from the video and the comments on this video alone. But you seem to be choosing to ignore them, so what do we do? I honestly don't think you would be convinced unless we could show you a real time video of evolution. You remain unchanged in your opinions about evolution with actually lots of explanation, fossil proof and dna proof. Yet with no proof whatsoever you have dedicated your life to the belief in what was written in a single book thousands of years ago, by relatively uneducated people, that used poetry to make their point, that's a very big leap of faith in my opinion. If you had grown up in Syria you would have the same exact belief in the Koran.
The fossils in the area you live in Texas are only going to show the moment that the creatures died you have no way of knowing which stage they were at in their evolutionary development. If we are talking Ammonites and Trilobites for example they are of course now very extinct. All the fossils in the area where you find them are going to be from approximately the same point in time so you are not going to find fossils in transformation. You would also need to be a fossil expert to be able to detect a fossil in transformation anyway. You haven't got to look very far though to see this transformation just look at the video attached to this comment there are three of them. but this is what I mean about you being attacked, even when the evidence is there in plain site, you disregard it. At the end of the day sir it is your choice, whether you continue along your path of disbelief in evolution and continue reading the bible, which I feel is so en-grained in your life, you will never change and it really makes no difference to me.
The fossils in the area you live in Texas are only going to show the moment that the creatures died you have no way of knowing which stage they were at in their evolutionary development. If we are talking Ammonites and Trilobites for example they are of course now very extinct. All the fossils in the area where you find them are going to be from approximately the same point in time so you are not going to find fossils in transformation. You would also need to be a fossil expert to be able to detect a fossil in transformation anyway. You haven't got to look very far though to see this transformation just look at the video attached to this comment there are three of them. but this is what I mean about you being attacked, even when the evidence is there in plain site, you disregard it. At the end of the day sir it is your choice, whether you continue along your path of disbelief in evolution and continue reading the bible, which I feel is so en-grained in your life, you will never change and it really makes no difference to me.
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2220. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video My Pool Guy is Awesome
Oh I see, we are saying that he turned up didn't do anything, left a bill and drove off. It makes sense now. I think its a bit of an assumption that he is depressed though, he's fat he might be just hungover.
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2221. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
Okay a time for civility, Firstly some home trusts from me. I have developed a writing style that I hope creates a little illusion. I too come from a christian church background, I too have seen my sixtieth birthday. I have a medical background. I am far from uneducated. I would expect to trump any qualifications that most of you have gained.
I can't help it but I deeply mistrust, anyone who, having reached maturity still believes in religion to the point of believing that a God created this planet and the billions of stars and other planets. It's juvenile and ridiculous, I'm sorry but it is. I'm afraid #37 Cobra 2001 changing and adapting the story that a God day is worth a piddillion earth days is not good enough and to me is just another example of people reading the bible and trying to make it fit, when it doesn't. If Moses existed and the general consensus among scholars of the bible is that he didn't, then he was thought to be a man not a god, that being the case if he translated the conversation from God in Genesis would it not have made sense to not call it a day? Moses would have known what a day was to the population of the time, it was the period between when the darkness ends and ends again.
That said I can see how attending a church on a weekly basis surrounded by like minded believers with some charismatic preacher at the front, would convince some people that this is all true. I did it for years, read the bible, even did readings at the front. My children went through the Sunday school process, it definitely is a process as they are convinced at an early age that this is right, it has to be because their parents are doing it too. I'm very proud of the fact that my family escaped, formed their own opinions and because they had a good education and were not subjected to a non evolutionary system like a lot of the schools in America, got rid of the chains that are religion.
In my opinion and I'm trying to remain civil here, people are religious for the following reasons. 1) They were brought up to be, by their religious family and their family by theirs and so on. 2) The country where they grow up, or parts there of it, including the school systems, are deeply religious and they are not given a balanced education. 3) The children fear questioning religion when they become older as that usually means a split in the family. 4) Religious people are afraid of living, because they are scared that if they offend God they won't get to go to Heaven and worse still, they could spend eternity in Hell. 5) In a nutshell religious people are dissatisfied with their 75 ish years and think they deserve longer. 6) It's been said a thousand times before but you only believe in the God you believe in because of the country you were born in. They can't all be right
Ironically religion is considered in some area's a necessary tool in the development of early man, most people will understand how a primitive man living in a cave, might look up to the sun and start getting a bit superstitious, not knowing what it is or why it's there, it's only a few steps from there to sacrifice and prayers and you have a rudimentary religion.
Stay on Snotr or leave Snotr it's a tiny site who really cares one way or the other. Just don't expect to be able to make comments that aren't challenged as Bruce Lee once said "If you are prepared to be an Ass there will always be someone to ride you" Amen
I can't help it but I deeply mistrust, anyone who, having reached maturity still believes in religion to the point of believing that a God created this planet and the billions of stars and other planets. It's juvenile and ridiculous, I'm sorry but it is. I'm afraid #37 Cobra 2001 changing and adapting the story that a God day is worth a piddillion earth days is not good enough and to me is just another example of people reading the bible and trying to make it fit, when it doesn't. If Moses existed and the general consensus among scholars of the bible is that he didn't, then he was thought to be a man not a god, that being the case if he translated the conversation from God in Genesis would it not have made sense to not call it a day? Moses would have known what a day was to the population of the time, it was the period between when the darkness ends and ends again.
That said I can see how attending a church on a weekly basis surrounded by like minded believers with some charismatic preacher at the front, would convince some people that this is all true. I did it for years, read the bible, even did readings at the front. My children went through the Sunday school process, it definitely is a process as they are convinced at an early age that this is right, it has to be because their parents are doing it too. I'm very proud of the fact that my family escaped, formed their own opinions and because they had a good education and were not subjected to a non evolutionary system like a lot of the schools in America, got rid of the chains that are religion.
In my opinion and I'm trying to remain civil here, people are religious for the following reasons. 1) They were brought up to be, by their religious family and their family by theirs and so on. 2) The country where they grow up, or parts there of it, including the school systems, are deeply religious and they are not given a balanced education. 3) The children fear questioning religion when they become older as that usually means a split in the family. 4) Religious people are afraid of living, because they are scared that if they offend God they won't get to go to Heaven and worse still, they could spend eternity in Hell. 5) In a nutshell religious people are dissatisfied with their 75 ish years and think they deserve longer. 6) It's been said a thousand times before but you only believe in the God you believe in because of the country you were born in. They can't all be right
Ironically religion is considered in some area's a necessary tool in the development of early man, most people will understand how a primitive man living in a cave, might look up to the sun and start getting a bit superstitious, not knowing what it is or why it's there, it's only a few steps from there to sacrifice and prayers and you have a rudimentary religion.
Stay on Snotr or leave Snotr it's a tiny site who really cares one way or the other. Just don't expect to be able to make comments that aren't challenged as Bruce Lee once said "If you are prepared to be an Ass there will always be someone to ride you" Amen
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2222. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video cats versus dogs part II
I'm ashamed to say that overall the Dogs lost.
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2223. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video My Pool Guy is Awesome
What did he do?
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2224. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#35 I guess we'll never know? oh 36 it's been extended
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2225. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#32 He claimed to be fifty last week? If he is 17, he still has the time, but I have a feeling he will use it unwisely.
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2226. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Herd of Rabbits
Run rabbit, run rabbit, run run run,
here comes a guy on a snowmobile just for fun fun fun
Bang bang bang bang whats he fecking done
frozen his willy and he's cum cum cum.
Thank you the Reverend Smith.
here comes a guy on a snowmobile just for fun fun fun
Bang bang bang bang whats he fecking done
frozen his willy and he's cum cum cum.
Thank you the Reverend Smith.
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2227. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#22 Snaky, everybody has the right to be thick and stupid but you really abuse the privilege.. You clearly said in your opening rant, that, and I quote "You do know that just saying something existed isn't much proof, right"? Even you must see the irony in that statement! There you are spurting on through your blow hole, about missing legs and feet and creatures drowning because their noses are in the wrong place and yet you base your entire argument of the obvious, around a belief in a God. So I throw it back to you that just saying God exists isn't much proof.
Your entire objection to progress in this world is so juvenile and I dismiss entirely your claim to be a fifty year old man. You are clearly a child and a stupid one. If you go on to have children of your own and my goodness you will need to search high and low for a woman stupid enough to listen to your drivel on a daily basis as it's bores me to tears and I only read it occasionally. If you do have children I already feel so sorry for them because you will no doubt impregnate their hopeful minds with your biblical diarrhea. It should be a crime against humanity and child abuse to submit any one to such a backward blinkered point of view.
My advice to you is throw any books away apart from your bible, read it 24/7 and the two of you can be happy together in your tiny world together, then one day you can die, go to your heaven and chill out for eternity.
Your entire objection to progress in this world is so juvenile and I dismiss entirely your claim to be a fifty year old man. You are clearly a child and a stupid one. If you go on to have children of your own and my goodness you will need to search high and low for a woman stupid enough to listen to your drivel on a daily basis as it's bores me to tears and I only read it occasionally. If you do have children I already feel so sorry for them because you will no doubt impregnate their hopeful minds with your biblical diarrhea. It should be a crime against humanity and child abuse to submit any one to such a backward blinkered point of view.
My advice to you is throw any books away apart from your bible, read it 24/7 and the two of you can be happy together in your tiny world together, then one day you can die, go to your heaven and chill out for eternity.
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2228. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#20 What an unbelievable cop out by the head of the Roman Catholic Church. Here is the letter he should have written
Dear Members of the Roman Catholic Church, of which I am your boss.
It has become obvious over the years that pedophiles have found an extremely simple method of getting to their victims, That method is by becoming a priest. (There are other jobs where pedophiles congregate, but they can write their own letters). Pedophiles are not possessed by devils or evil spirits because devils and evil spirits do not exist, neither do (and I'm sorry to have to tell you this) fairys, pixies, leprechauns, moses, unicorns and spiderman, archangels are now also officially on the endangered list. No, pedophiles exist in all populations of all countries in the known world.
Although not my fault directly, as I am not a pedophile allegedly, I would like to apologise to anyone who has ever suffered at the hands or penis of any of my priests, who are filthy dirty bastards.
I would also like to apologise to anyone who has also been abused by any of my Nuns as I understand a number of those where right nasty bastards especially back in the 1940s'50'60 and70s and possibly even into the 1980's and beyond.
I hereby give anyone abused by Nun or Priest my full permission to search out these feckers and give them a good holy kicking, I will back you up if it goes to court, but that is unlikely as I will send some of my heavy's to clean up any mess.
Could I finally once and for all clarify the 'Limbo' situation. The Catholic Church, fecked up good and proper on this one for many hundreds of years. We have now decided that possibly your dead unbaptized infants will not, I'm saying NOT be going to LIMBO after all, so sorry about that fake news, hope it didn't cause any distress to any members. Look on the bright side, as they died at least they didn't go on to be fiddled with by one of my priests, every cloud and all that.
Your Truly The Pope.
Dear Members of the Roman Catholic Church, of which I am your boss.
It has become obvious over the years that pedophiles have found an extremely simple method of getting to their victims, That method is by becoming a priest. (There are other jobs where pedophiles congregate, but they can write their own letters). Pedophiles are not possessed by devils or evil spirits because devils and evil spirits do not exist, neither do (and I'm sorry to have to tell you this) fairys, pixies, leprechauns, moses, unicorns and spiderman, archangels are now also officially on the endangered list. No, pedophiles exist in all populations of all countries in the known world.
Although not my fault directly, as I am not a pedophile allegedly, I would like to apologise to anyone who has ever suffered at the hands or penis of any of my priests, who are filthy dirty bastards.
I would also like to apologise to anyone who has also been abused by any of my Nuns as I understand a number of those where right nasty bastards especially back in the 1940s'50'60 and70s and possibly even into the 1980's and beyond.
I hereby give anyone abused by Nun or Priest my full permission to search out these feckers and give them a good holy kicking, I will back you up if it goes to court, but that is unlikely as I will send some of my heavy's to clean up any mess.
Could I finally once and for all clarify the 'Limbo' situation. The Catholic Church, fecked up good and proper on this one for many hundreds of years. We have now decided that possibly your dead unbaptized infants will not, I'm saying NOT be going to LIMBO after all, so sorry about that fake news, hope it didn't cause any distress to any members. Look on the bright side, as they died at least they didn't go on to be fiddled with by one of my priests, every cloud and all that.
Your Truly The Pope.
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2229. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#16 If you wern't a certified fecker of Monkeys you wouldn't have the Herps you dirty git. By your comment you are clearly also a SPAM artist and NEED REMOVING BY ADMIN...' ADMIN we have a Spamy Monkey fecker #16 Magt could you remove please"
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2230. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Orangutan Babysits Tiger Cubs
One day too long and there will be Orangutan juice everywhere.
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2231. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#12 Morning Snaky. I had a revelation last night from God for he noweth speaks to me also. He asked me to step outside of my new conversion, play the devils advocate (although he stressed he hated using that word, as it still gives him the shivers...yes Uncle Advocate was a right one apparently and became the inspiration for the popular pastime in the Catholic church of today) He asked me to point out that he iseth a little disappointed in you.
Apparently in the comment you are going to make this morning around 08:00 GMT, you are inadvertently going to accepteth evolution, you barstewerd he saideth. He went on to explain that although you (presumably to throw us off the scent) asked for the fossil evidence of the doglike creature at the bottom of the chart, you mentioned not, the fossil evidence that has been found of the evolution of the whale in the upper quadrant of the chart, meaning that you accepteth that the modern whale did indeed EVOLVE. You are to perform seven thousand hail Margaret's (a more severe version of the mary involving forming a political party, closing down all the mines and having a lot of angry miners after you). After the Margeret's you are to dress like a girly for the next seven years, unless someone in your family accidentally (accidentally mind, no cheating) breaks a mirror, at which point you have to get digging, discover your own fossil and get it named after you. The nameth shall be Snakysaurus. It will be a long thin stupid looking fossil. God said to start digging in the deep South of America. So endeth your lesson for today, now go forth and multiply (God said to tell you), I think reading between the lines he wants you to Feck off.
Apparently in the comment you are going to make this morning around 08:00 GMT, you are inadvertently going to accepteth evolution, you barstewerd he saideth. He went on to explain that although you (presumably to throw us off the scent) asked for the fossil evidence of the doglike creature at the bottom of the chart, you mentioned not, the fossil evidence that has been found of the evolution of the whale in the upper quadrant of the chart, meaning that you accepteth that the modern whale did indeed EVOLVE. You are to perform seven thousand hail Margaret's (a more severe version of the mary involving forming a political party, closing down all the mines and having a lot of angry miners after you). After the Margeret's you are to dress like a girly for the next seven years, unless someone in your family accidentally (accidentally mind, no cheating) breaks a mirror, at which point you have to get digging, discover your own fossil and get it named after you. The nameth shall be Snakysaurus. It will be a long thin stupid looking fossil. God said to start digging in the deep South of America. So endeth your lesson for today, now go forth and multiply (God said to tell you), I think reading between the lines he wants you to Feck off.
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2232. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#5 Woe steady there SS77 don't you get taring Austin and I with that Basil, You might be a fully paid up member of the Judge Brett Kavy appreciation society. Austin and I are far too busy with our proper Holy work to be indulging in that kind of thing. It's the Judge bit that has confused you isn't it? Well my Judging is done at a much higher level than, the kind you are fooling around with. You will notice I haven't included ComentAtory in this denial, he or she may well be one of your lot, I'm kinda hoping not, but I feel it's up to him (we'll say it's a him Ok) to comment directly.
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2233. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Crazy falafel skills!!! Long time falafel store owner knows how to serve up in STYLE!!
That man is a falafel wizard. I'd love to see how many end up on the floor
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2234. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils
#1 Although I was the one who uploaded this video I have to agree with Austin, it is very obvious to anyone who has glanced at the all seeing totally accurate book that explains everything that ever was and will be, beyond a shadow of a doubt. That God altered all these so called antiquated fossils, carefully placing the nostrils further and further back along the bone structure. When you think about it is so obvious, because as he was able to create the heavens and the earth and all the stars and planets, spanning billions and billions and billions and billions of miles, which to a mortal even with the greatest of technology would have taken billions of years to reach never mind making something when you got there. God was able to do this in less than a week, fecking amazing, what a video that would have been, I would definitely have watched the box set back to back I really would.
Obviously that taking just a week and having Sunday off and why shouldn't he have had Sunday off, he must have been on his knees poor fellow. He probably spent the next couple of micro seconds on Monday morning fecking about with all the fossils, knowing full well that one day man created in his image would get a bit advanced (obviously not compared to him) and start digging around a bit looking for alternatives to his cover story. But no he need notuth have bothereth for people like Austin, Snaky and myself wont be fooled. The book is the word and the word is the book.
Obviously that taking just a week and having Sunday off and why shouldn't he have had Sunday off, he must have been on his knees poor fellow. He probably spent the next couple of micro seconds on Monday morning fecking about with all the fossils, knowing full well that one day man created in his image would get a bit advanced (obviously not compared to him) and start digging around a bit looking for alternatives to his cover story. But no he need notuth have bothereth for people like Austin, Snaky and myself wont be fooled. The book is the word and the word is the book.
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2235. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Drawing... Like a Boss.
Just depresses me as I want to be able to do it....and can't.
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2236. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The Moth That Drinks Bird Tears & 6 Other Absurd Diets
Yes very interesting.
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2237. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Universe Size Comparison 2018
#4 Well I appreciated all your copy pasting Austin if no one else did. It took me ages to type out all that stuff from Genesis though and from memory, its amazing what you remember from school isn't it. I had to leave the last couple of days out as it was too big for Snotr's page.
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2238. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Eciton Army Ants - The full colony passes by our house
Well it is to be thankful that we don't live in Costa Rica. I guess the grasshopper was like stopping of at Mackies on the way to the cinema. Notice how they tried to scarper with the last bits when they heard the police siren.
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2239. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How Mountain Lion Mothers Care for Their Kittens | Nat Geo Wild
Or better still don't have a fecking hunting season at all.
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2240. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Universe Size Comparison 2018
In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.
And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
And the evening and the morning were the third day.
And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:
And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.
And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,
And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.
And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.
And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.
And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.
SIX DAYS! And he'd finished everything in the video we have just watched. The heavens and the Earth part he created in two or three days, in the dark and we think the Germans are fast workers. Then it took him another two whole days to colour just the earth in and fill it with animals and stuff. And he created Great Whales..didn't mention the dinosaurs actually and the fact that he called the whales 'great,' would, if you were cynical seem to suggest that they were his biggest animals or you might have expected a line like 'And he created the Supersaurus which was a good 15 foot longer than the largest whale he created. Still still a bloody lot of stuff for one guy in a week, no wonder he had Sunday off.
And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.
And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
And the evening and the morning were the third day.
And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:
And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.
And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,
And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.
And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.
And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.
And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.
SIX DAYS! And he'd finished everything in the video we have just watched. The heavens and the Earth part he created in two or three days, in the dark and we think the Germans are fast workers. Then it took him another two whole days to colour just the earth in and fill it with animals and stuff. And he created Great Whales..didn't mention the dinosaurs actually and the fact that he called the whales 'great,' would, if you were cynical seem to suggest that they were his biggest animals or you might have expected a line like 'And he created the Supersaurus which was a good 15 foot longer than the largest whale he created. Still still a bloody lot of stuff for one guy in a week, no wonder he had Sunday off.
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2241. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Celebrating Mister Rogers
"You help to make each day a special day by just your being yourself,
there is no one else in the whole world exactly like you
and people can like you exactly as you are.
Now go and play with the other Austrian children Adolf"
there is no one else in the whole world exactly like you
and people can like you exactly as you are.
Now go and play with the other Austrian children Adolf"
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2242. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Whales evolution
#36 It's impossible to attack something that doesn't exist. It's a little like pissing into the wind, you'll just get your own back. Well at lease you've FINALLY admitted that your objection to evolution is God based. Took you a while though didn't it.
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2243. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Train plows through tractor-trailer in Virginia
Could have been worse I guess.
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2244. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Best luggage handler in the world
#19 Unbelievable!! I have just watched both videos all the way through and my neck is sore from the horizontal side by side shaking of it.
It is appalling that this crap is being peddled. Dinosaurs walking around with Humans!! I mean how stupid do you have to be to believe that. All the animals of the world created in a week, oh I despair!!
America, and I'm talking to 40% of you apparently, which in itself is staggering in 2018. You are an embarrassment to the intelligence of humanity. Please stop brainwashing your children with this nonsense. If you are scared or upset that you only have 70 odd years to live on this planet, you need to deal with that, not waste your lives on a ridiculous concept that you deserve another.... you don't.
If there is a God it won't matter if you believe in him, her or it, as when you die you can have a chat and say:-
"Look, you created me and everybody else in your image apparently yeah, and your image has been spending an awful lot of time, by an awful lot of people learning about this rock that you put us all on, way back. I'm sure you wouldn't expect anything less would you. On the created in your image thing did you create Hitler? and a lot of people died didn't they, could you not have er stopped that? Oh okay? Now some of your followers actually believe that this rock is only 6000 years old...I know, I know it's actually 5.5 billion years old, but that's too many zeros for a lot of people to imagine,, look we've tried to tell them....fecking idiots aren't they. Don't know where they got that from..well I do know actually and they would blame you if you asked them, but you'd have thought, they would have grown out of that by now wouldn't you. Did you also know that one of the groups down there, would let their child die, actually die, rather than let them have a blood transfusion!! I don't know? I don't know where the feck they got that from either"
"You remember those dinosaurs you created millions of years ago, they weren't in your image were they? Phew thank feck for that scary..well a lot of Americans...America, oh it's a large group of stupid people..a lot of them believe that the dinosaurs (this is gonna kill yer) were walking around at the same time as people...I knows Twats... So look anyway, I didn't believe in you and here you are, it's obviously a publicity issue, you know a lot of fake news these days distractions, women, work, alcohol, holidays, nice food, women, did I mention women, good idea by the way (on the whole... perhaps not Thatcher) you know, it's not easy being alive, you should try it and the music now day...Christ don't get me started..kin awful. So presume it's okay if I nip in get a beer, choose a house, have you got sea views, terrific...well catch you later, see yer wouldn't want to be yer"
It is appalling that this crap is being peddled. Dinosaurs walking around with Humans!! I mean how stupid do you have to be to believe that. All the animals of the world created in a week, oh I despair!!
America, and I'm talking to 40% of you apparently, which in itself is staggering in 2018. You are an embarrassment to the intelligence of humanity. Please stop brainwashing your children with this nonsense. If you are scared or upset that you only have 70 odd years to live on this planet, you need to deal with that, not waste your lives on a ridiculous concept that you deserve another.... you don't.
If there is a God it won't matter if you believe in him, her or it, as when you die you can have a chat and say:-
"Look, you created me and everybody else in your image apparently yeah, and your image has been spending an awful lot of time, by an awful lot of people learning about this rock that you put us all on, way back. I'm sure you wouldn't expect anything less would you. On the created in your image thing did you create Hitler? and a lot of people died didn't they, could you not have er stopped that? Oh okay? Now some of your followers actually believe that this rock is only 6000 years old...I know, I know it's actually 5.5 billion years old, but that's too many zeros for a lot of people to imagine,, look we've tried to tell them....fecking idiots aren't they. Don't know where they got that from..well I do know actually and they would blame you if you asked them, but you'd have thought, they would have grown out of that by now wouldn't you. Did you also know that one of the groups down there, would let their child die, actually die, rather than let them have a blood transfusion!! I don't know? I don't know where the feck they got that from either"
"You remember those dinosaurs you created millions of years ago, they weren't in your image were they? Phew thank feck for that scary..well a lot of Americans...America, oh it's a large group of stupid people..a lot of them believe that the dinosaurs (this is gonna kill yer) were walking around at the same time as people...I knows Twats... So look anyway, I didn't believe in you and here you are, it's obviously a publicity issue, you know a lot of fake news these days distractions, women, work, alcohol, holidays, nice food, women, did I mention women, good idea by the way (on the whole... perhaps not Thatcher) you know, it's not easy being alive, you should try it and the music now day...Christ don't get me started..kin awful. So presume it's okay if I nip in get a beer, choose a house, have you got sea views, terrific...well catch you later, see yer wouldn't want to be yer"
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2245. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Somewhere in Russia
Oh Shitski...
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2246. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Best luggage handler in the world
Come on ADMIN, we're dying here!
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2247. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Cat Game fail !
Tom and Tom....................
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2248. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Best luggage handler in the world
#3 That's a true fact right there, he does.
I wonder though that while he is mesmerizing all the passengers with his caring bag handling skills, if his mates are behind the big rubber curtain rifling through your holiday luggage as usual. "Oh what a cynic, oh what a show, Argentina has gone to town"..."Another suitcase in another hall" Now they are proper songs Thunders.
I wonder though that while he is mesmerizing all the passengers with his caring bag handling skills, if his mates are behind the big rubber curtain rifling through your holiday luggage as usual.
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2249. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Best luggage handler in the world
Why because he can turn bags over to show the label at the front, oh come on..........Snakey could probably manage that using one hand, as the other would be clutching his bible of course.
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2250. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Jurassic giant could explain when and why dinosaurs walked on all fours
#11 Excellent!!
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2251. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Jurassic giant could explain when and why dinosaurs walked on all fours
#8 I was only winding you up Austin, for actually I am the 'One' but you are not allowed to tell anyone...keep it very quiet ok you know what happened last time.
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2252. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Jurassic giant could explain when and why dinosaurs walked on all fours
#6 We are all ignoring you so go away, how you have got to a level 3 is a mystery i'm sure ADMIN will remove you shortly.
#2#5 You are both very overdue a visit from the music police, where you will be re educated as to what awesome music actually sounds like.
#4 You know Austin, you talk a lot of sense and I have to say that I am starting to wonder if in fact you are the 'One' that the big black book talks about coming back to save mankind. Do you still have a beard and is your fashion sense conducive with the 21 century or are you still pushing the loin cloth look, I have to say it's probably over due a comeback like flared jeans and those high waist bands with all the buttons. I can't guarantee that I will remain completely behind you all the NEW way as my parents gave me the middle name of Iscarrot which I've often thought was a play on words and now it's starting to make sense. I've had a dig in the garden this morning as it was a nice day and I'm pretty sure the earth is only about 5900 years old as I came across a bit with no worms about three feet down, just below the bones of a hamster that the previous owners obviously sacrificed watching the Earth form.
#2#5 You are both very overdue a visit from the music police, where you will be re educated as to what awesome music actually sounds like.
#4 You know Austin, you talk a lot of sense and I have to say that I am starting to wonder if in fact you are the 'One' that the big black book talks about coming back to save mankind. Do you still have a beard and is your fashion sense conducive with the 21 century or are you still pushing the loin cloth look, I have to say it's probably over due a comeback like flared jeans and those high waist bands with all the buttons. I can't guarantee that I will remain completely behind you all the NEW way as my parents gave me the middle name of Iscarrot which I've often thought was a play on words and now it's starting to make sense. I've had a dig in the garden this morning as it was a nice day and I'm pretty sure the earth is only about 5900 years old as I came across a bit with no worms about three feet down, just below the bones of a hamster that the previous owners obviously sacrificed watching the Earth form.
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2253. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Jurassic giant could explain when and why dinosaurs walked on all fours
What a bloody awful quality video, the sound drives me mad, it's too slow in it's narration meaning you have to listen to the awful sound Urgh!!!
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2254. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Severely injured wild elephant treated by vets
Heartbreaking that this is happening to the worlds elephants, looks like they did a thorough job with the cleansing, really hope he survived.
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2255. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Whales evolution
You and me both Thunders.
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2256. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Whales evolution
#22 Snakey I think I am speaking for everyone on this site, with the possible exception of Austin who seems to have endless patience dealing with people like you. I am now officially bored with your comments and will not be commenting again after this entry. I asked you a simple question in the last paragraph of comment 12 above which you have not replied to. Applying your system of disbelief by default of evolution due to lack of evidence, I am applying the same to your lack of supplying an answer to a simple question and proving the point that you are indeed highly biblical in your thought process.
I've tried to imagine any person in this world that isn't blinded by some religious belief, waking up in the morning and deciding for no good reason, to take a stance against evolution just for the fun of it (Although I do agree everyone should have a hobby) I think this is highly unlikely. I am reminded of the comment by Johann Hari which apply to you perfectly "I respect you too much as a person to respect your ridiculous beliefs" As for your request to understand the beginning of the eye I submitted an excellent video only a few weeks ago but watch this You tube video of the same https://youtu.be/fzERmg4PU3c After watching I dare in fact I triple dare you to come back on this forum and say A) You didn't understand it B) You don't believe it and C) It couldn't happen like that... I absolutely dare you!!!
I've tried to imagine any person in this world that isn't blinded by some religious belief, waking up in the morning and deciding for no good reason, to take a stance against evolution just for the fun of it (Although I do agree everyone should have a hobby) I think this is highly unlikely. I am reminded of the comment by Johann Hari which apply to you perfectly "I respect you too much as a person to respect your ridiculous beliefs" As for your request to understand the beginning of the eye I submitted an excellent video only a few weeks ago but watch this You tube video of the same https://youtu.be/fzERmg4PU3c After watching I dare in fact I triple dare you to come back on this forum and say A) You didn't understand it B) You don't believe it and C) It couldn't happen like that... I absolutely dare you!!!
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2257. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Whales evolution
Well it seems to me, and I am prepared to be proven wrong, that 2001cobra has slithered off stage first left, I think it was the religion question that did it. There is probably a clue in the name in that we are dealing with a seventeen year old who has been subjected to a Southern Baptist upbringing (I think the 50 year comment was a swerve ball) if I'm wrong, then I remain puzzled as to why an individual would be putting up so much opposition to an awful lot of work that has been done by scientists for many decades to establish the origins of life on this planet. Why would you set yourself up in opposition unless you are being subjected to contrary information from a Holy book? or you are just an argumentative plum sucker?
If you are still reading this Snakey (for you have been renamed, just like Thomas in the Bible) and you haven't yet read the book I suggested, then Google (there are other search engines) The recurrent Laryngeal Nerve. Now although there are articles to the contrary, it is pretty obvious to any right thinking person that this is an evolutionary development on a colossal scale, Read Dawkins explanation of it's evolutionary path from it's position in a elongated fish shaped creature through to mammals like ourselves. Because of evolutionary changes the nerve loops unnecessarily around our Aorta, taking it several inches out of it's way, on a Giraffe that unnecessary path takes it around six feet out of it's way.
If you are still reading this Snakey (for you have been renamed, just like Thomas in the Bible) and you haven't yet read the book I suggested, then Google (there are other search engines) The recurrent Laryngeal Nerve. Now although there are articles to the contrary, it is pretty obvious to any right thinking person that this is an evolutionary development on a colossal scale, Read Dawkins explanation of it's evolutionary path from it's position in a elongated fish shaped creature through to mammals like ourselves. Because of evolutionary changes the nerve loops unnecessarily around our Aorta, taking it several inches out of it's way, on a Giraffe that unnecessary path takes it around six feet out of it's way.
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2258. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Whales evolution
#10 It seems you me, that unless you are able to watch a an actual video taken from the time the first creature (allegedly) crawled out of the sea, millions of years ago showing all the evolutionary changes from day one until around 1970 you aren't going to get it.
As Austin says there is plenty of excellent literature, explaining not only what we know, but more importantly what we don't need to know to prove the process. I find it hard to understand why you remain so skeptical and the only conclusion I can come to (correct me if I'm wrong) is that you are arguing because of a religious belief, which opens a whole new can of Nematodes.
Lets just change the subject very slightly and hear your thoughts on God and your belief for when you die?
As Austin says there is plenty of excellent literature, explaining not only what we know, but more importantly what we don't need to know to prove the process. I find it hard to understand why you remain so skeptical and the only conclusion I can come to (correct me if I'm wrong) is that you are arguing because of a religious belief, which opens a whole new can of Nematodes.
Lets just change the subject very slightly and hear your thoughts on God and your belief for when you die?
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2259. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Whales evolution
#1#7 There is a book you should read called 'The magic of Reality' by Richard Dawkins. It's for Children and has lots of pictures, so it's about your level. Once you have read it and been educated on the subject you are commenting on, feel free to come back onto Snotr and continue in the discussion with the adults. JJ
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2260. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Whales evolution
It's interesting when thinking about evolution that people think of the journey from sea to land and then the progress through to Mammal and often disregard the reverse journey. But being a mammal the Whale did clearly make the return journey back to the sea after initially evolving from a sea based creature to a land based creature. One has to assume that conditions for the walking land creature that returned to the ocean were not beneficial to it's survival at the time, maybe a predator was getting the upper hand or climate change and taking to the water was the solution.
There is plenty of evidence in the bones of a whale that directly relate it to a land mammal rather than a fish. #1 I have to assume you are reading the ONE book like a lot of blinkered people in this world. Go visit a library and enlighten yourself.
There is plenty of evidence in the bones of a whale that directly relate it to a land mammal rather than a fish. #1 I have to assume you are reading the ONE book like a lot of blinkered people in this world. Go visit a library and enlighten yourself.
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2261. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Turner Falls, Sept. 21st 2018
#3 He was a painter, fell off his easel easily.
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2262. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 50 CAL VS PROPANE
#2 "It makes men cute somehow" Does it? Does it really do that Thunders? Oh I despair
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2263. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Polski crash test. Co? posz?o nie tak
#3 Yes the focus was lost on several cameras too.
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2264. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Paul Hogan's awesome speech at the Oscars
#2 You are a spam merchant arn't you..ADMIN!!
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2265. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Capitol building made of 22000 cards
Pity it wasn't the White House then it would be the White House of Cards.
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2266. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Ram Attack! The Pilot Who Saved Buckingham Palace
Bloody good ram old chap, top hole, I say top hole.
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2267. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Beached orcas saved along Argentine coast
The Orca is thinking "Feck me another private beach, I'll go and try the Falklands"
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2268. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video BIGMAN l Get Lucky
Impressive not my thing but impressive.
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2269. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Paul Hogan's awesome speech at the Oscars
A little tame when you compare it to Ricky Gervais these days, but funny back then and especially for an Australian.
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2270. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Lawn Mower on Rope / Lawn Mowing Hack
The only problem then is that you have to go up and down to make the stripes.
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2271. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Plumber clearing a blocked grate after storm
£775...............................
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2272. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Why we don't plant trees on a race track
Rusty old car under there.
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2273. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Kevin the Flag - Time-Lapse of Frying Pan Ocean Cam
Shredded Kevin then.
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2274. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Crazy sketchy climb on a London tower on wires
COME ON ADMIN!! BEEN STUCK THIS VIDEO FOR DAYS NOW......
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2275. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video And, that's how you do it
#17 I can't remember. obviously something memorable.
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2276. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video ICE Train Loading Onto the Ferry
#5 Tedium
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2277. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Most walnuts cracked against the head in one minute - Guinness World Records
#6 Why not indeed.
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2278. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video ICE Train Loading Onto the Ferry
#3 It doesn't Thunders just so long as it isn't boring. This video had none of the first and a lot of the second.
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2279. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Primitive Technology: Water powered hammer (Monjolo)
Going back to the video, I think the only use for this is to sell it to someone as a garden water feature. The guy could easily stand the other end, lift and drop the log, nothing like enough power and far too slow. Maybe if he could add another water supply going round in a loop so the water took longer to get there he could get it to fill up quicker and maybe attach some more weight to the hammer end. Then attach thin bamboo pipes to bowels under all the nut trees so that they fell straight down the pipes to the hammer bowl. Then he could indeed retire sit in his armchair and smoke his pipe while reading the morning paper.
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2280. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Most walnuts cracked against the head in one minute - Guinness World Records
I'd like to see him do it with Brazil's.
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2281. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video ICE Train Loading Onto the Ferry
Oh my goodness the excitement was hardly noticeable
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2282. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Crazy sketchy climb on a London tower on wires
We really shouldn't be encouraging these idiots by watching.
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2283. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The Greatest Shot In Television
My goodness it's a very long time since I've seen James Burke on television. He used to be on every week at one time, I'd better go and check if he died. .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................No he's 81 but he's still alive
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2284. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How did we find the speed of light
#8 The only problem with the Nomaddaf Refrigerator box experiment in it's present form, is that the light may only initially go off, ending the experiment. Therefore I propose The Nomaddaf Refrigerator box extended experiment 48. This will take into account of the possibility that the light having gone off may come back on within a 48 hour period. For continuity a large rope should be tied around the refrigerator a couple of dozen times so that no one on the outside accidentally opens the door looking for milk.
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2285. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How did we find the speed of light
#4 We're not even totally sure if a bear shits in the woods when no one is listening.
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2286. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Skydiving over the Bahamas - Best jumps of 2018
You know I watch this and I feel cheated in life as I have a terrible fear of heights, I don't think I could jump out of a plane and do something like this, but I so much want to experience the feeling of falling through the air as these guys are doing, I wouldn't want that fecking music playing if ever I were cured though.
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2287. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How Earth Will Look In 250 million Years
Ah yes Good old Blighty still doing it's own thing in 250 000 000 years time, I plan to there to see it.
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2288. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Powers of Ten
#5 Thanks Thunders.
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2289. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How did we find the speed of light
This is Richard Feynman is you were wondering.
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2290. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Six-seat van carries 51 workers in China’s Guiyang
#11 Totally agree but surly there was room more more in the front.
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2291. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Spyra One The next generation of water guns.
No more screwing? No more pumping? Sorry guys lost me right there, I don't want one and I'm out.
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2292. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Amazing Science Toys/Gadgets 2
A couple of those I think you had to be there.
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2293. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video People are Amazing? No, they are crazy!
It just makes the soles of my feet prickle.
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2294. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Incredible moment ONE MILLION army ants worked together to build a bridge in order to attack a wasp
Were they attacking it or moving it
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2295. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video If planets could text
#2 Thanks Thunders
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2296. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Inner Life of the Cell (Full Version - Narrated)
Have you, like me, ever looked at your life and all it's problems and thought, do you know I think I might have just meant to be a Spectrin tetremer and somehow got elevated.
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2297. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Train Crosses Motorway With No Warning
#5 Austin you and I have had a conversation about Christopher Hitchens and Richard Dawkins only a couple of days ago on this site. How can you highlight keeping religion out of Snotr today?
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2298. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Leningrad — Fish
#5 Why are we arguing about the placement of a music video, when we are presented with such a gorgeous creature who can even sing a bit, some on guys. I also wonder how many cigars the male singer smokes to get that voice, I haven't actually seen him yet, but may have a glance after I've watch Claudia (for that is what I have named her) a few more times.
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2299. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Happiness
Yep that looks about right.
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2300. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video F-18 follows Tomahawk Missile
Unclassified for official use only?
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2301. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Man 'steals fruit machine cash' in broad day light
#3 Kentucky Fried Movie, You have never met or seen me, I would stop him.
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2302. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Richard Dawkins brilliant explanation of the first man on earth.
#4 Like Dawkins I have read pretty much everything Christopher wrote, I love his Hitch slaps and watch him most days, even the repeats. Such an amazing speaker and such an awful loss to the world, Sam Harris is probably the nearest replacement but Christopher was such a cool educated man. I am always impressed by anyone who can remember such detail and bring it to debate. You really needed to know your subject if debating with Christopher, as he knew far more about your religion than you did and you better have depth in your question when facing the Hitch.
I tried to explain to you a few weeks ago how impressed I was with your comments as you take the time and trouble to go into great detail with accurate facts when commenting on this site. Sadly I do not have that ability, I wish I did, my brain is not wired up in the most efficient manor for remembering detail, and I have to check and recheck stats before I put them to paper or screen, plus I'm getting on a bit lol.
I tried to explain to you a few weeks ago how impressed I was with your comments as you take the time and trouble to go into great detail with accurate facts when commenting on this site. Sadly I do not have that ability, I wish I did, my brain is not wired up in the most efficient manor for remembering detail, and I have to check and recheck stats before I put them to paper or screen, plus I'm getting on a bit lol.
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2303. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Man 'steals fruit machine cash' in broad day light
Just typical of people today, cheering him on he's a fecking thief!! That's probably some of their money that they are not going to win back. And the landlord is going to lose his cut and there will be costs for the repair of the machine. Please tell me he got caught. If I had been in that pub he would be on his back wearing the machine.
Go and have a look at the 'If planets could text each other' video again, I've written a play.
Go and have a look at the 'If planets could text each other' video again, I've written a play.
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2304. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How burgers look so good in commercials
They never look like that when you order one, especially to me as I don't eat them.
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2305. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How Earth Will Look In 250 million Years
Hang on a minute, what's happening to England again?
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2306. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Awesome miniature car chase!
Look like good fun.
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2307. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Slovenia In 4k
Pretty place.
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2308. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video If planets could text
I don't think it would end there;-...........
E.....So lets get this straight, you are all voting me out, is that right?
M yep
V yep
S yep
U yep
J yep
P yep
Me yep
N yep
E you sure now?
M yep
V yep
S yep
U yep
J yep
P yep
Me yep
N yep
E Okay But you do realise that without me none of you exist don't you?!
M ?
V ?
S ?
U ?
J ?
P ?
Me ?
N yep
V N?
N What
V What do you mean yep
N He's right
V What the feck do you mean he's right?
N I mean he's fecking right, with him we don't exist!
V WTF?
S What do you fecking mean we don't exist
N It's obvious
V Not to fecking me it isn't
U Me neither
J We don't exist?
N No!!
S How come?
N He gave us our names
V Gave us our fecking names? He fecking didn't give me my fecking name
N I think you'll find he did
V No it was....it was...er... I've always had it... it was
N The ancient Greeks thought you were two separate stars: Phosphorus and Hesperus
V Fecking idiots, Two fecking stars...No.. the bastards how did they...wtf WTF.
E Still voting me out?
V We're thinking
E 'does a sarcastic whistle'
'group gathering mumble mumble mumble'
U Ah you bastards
V We've changed our minds we're chucking out Uranus
U On what grounds
J Because you are an areshole that's why.
U thanks guys
I thank you...
E.....So lets get this straight, you are all voting me out, is that right?
M yep
V yep
S yep
U yep
J yep
P yep
Me yep
N yep
E you sure now?
M yep
V yep
S yep
U yep
J yep
P yep
Me yep
N yep
E Okay But you do realise that without me none of you exist don't you?!
M ?
V ?
S ?
U ?
J ?
P ?
Me ?
N yep
V N?
N What
V What do you mean yep
N He's right
V What the feck do you mean he's right?
N I mean he's fecking right, with him we don't exist!
V WTF?
S What do you fecking mean we don't exist
N It's obvious
V Not to fecking me it isn't
U Me neither
J We don't exist?
N No!!
S How come?
N He gave us our names
V Gave us our fecking names? He fecking didn't give me my fecking name
N I think you'll find he did
V No it was....it was...er... I've always had it... it was
N The ancient Greeks thought you were two separate stars: Phosphorus and Hesperus
V Fecking idiots, Two fecking stars...No.. the bastards how did they...wtf WTF.
E Still voting me out?
V We're thinking
E 'does a sarcastic whistle'
'group gathering mumble mumble mumble'
U Ah you bastards
V We've changed our minds we're chucking out Uranus
U On what grounds
J Because you are an areshole that's why.
U thanks guys
I thank you...
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2309. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Scariest BASE JUMP Exit Ever?
I shall have tingling under the soles of by feet all day now.
#1 Okay I'll have the first guess at what your job is...UuuMMM I'm going with that you are a really lazy paramedic who hates the sight of mashed up bodies.
#1 Okay I'll have the first guess at what your job is...UuuMMM I'm going with that you are a really lazy paramedic who hates the sight of mashed up bodies.
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2310. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Powers of Ten
Not sure when this video was made I'm guessing the 1960s or 70's, very well done.
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2311. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Richard Dawkins brilliant explanation of the first man on earth.
#2 Austin I've read all of Dawkins books, some of them several times. I've also watched pretty much every You-tube video that includes him and the late great brilliant speaker Christopher Hitchens and would highly recommend any of his books especially 'God Is Not Great'.
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2312. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Batman gets pulled over by Police
Brilliant good old batman.
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2313. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Arms Sales: USA vs Russia
I liked it most when it stopped but the music continued
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2314. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Electron Transport Chain
#1 Have you got a multi personality thing going on Ringworm, you seem to be arguing with yourself?
I think this video animation is amazing and some people still think the earth is flat, morons.
I think this video animation is amazing and some people still think the earth is flat, morons.
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2315. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Mission impossible : Raccoon
Someone had just taken a recorder out of the box for the very first time, fecking awful sound.
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2316. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Black bear jumps on hood of vehicle
I'm fairly sure that a well timed honk of the horn would have sent him or her packing. The new question that needs asking is did the human shit in the woods?
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2317. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Blue marble 2
The blue marble won.
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2318. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Immunology - Overview of the Human Immune System
#5 Indeed it is Thunders, probably the most important function of the human body.
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2319. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Drew Berry: Animations of unseeable biology
And this was 2011 absolutely amazing graphics of the staggeringly complex machine that is us.
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2320. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Immunology - Overview of the Human Immune System
I'm guessing Thunders that you put this on primarily for my benefit? In which case fanks very much, I would give her a A* for her work, Certainly very well explained and great diagrams. If she were a little older I'm sure our path-ogens would have crossed.
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2321. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video This is Finland: Floral dress high heels swamp skiing aka kukkamekkokorkokenkäsuohiihto
Proof if Proof were needed that Suxi is Finnish.............. probably.
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2322. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Three trucks on the highway
You see this all the time, one truck clearly gets bored with sitting behind another truck, so he tries to overtake, but presumably he's not allowed to travel above his tachograph speed or he has a speed limiter on his truck, so he sits there traveling side by side with the truck he tried to overtake. Meanwhile traffic builds up behind him getting pissed off, which is when people are likely to try something dangerous, like the guy in this video. The Guy being overtaken should cut his speed for a few seconds and let the other guy overtake, after all they will both then be traveling at exactly the same fecking speed again a few moments later. But they won't will they, because it's like giving in oooh got to be the one in front ooohhhuuu. Tossers.
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2323. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Popular Irish anti-smoking ad
#8#9 Totally agree with Austin here and the undercurrent of your story Cameramaster is how many people having seen your grandfather puff away for all of his life were persuaded to start smoking and were not so genetically lucky, He could be responsible for many deaths from the habit without even knowing about it. Also the fact that he was a grandfather and was bonking lots of women doesn't necessarily mean he couldn't have gone on until he was 103 so perhaps the fags contributed to his heart attack, it's not only cancer that they cause, hardening of the arteries are well up there.
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2324. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Popular Irish anti-smoking ad
#5 You are crazy. Also it's exactly comments like that Thunders that fuel young people to smoke, because people of the opposite sex (The crazy ones) think they are cool and sexy. They aren't they stink, their fingers are yellow and if you spend anytime with them most sane people will turn their nose up because of the smell you bring into the room. Having said that you could make your own advert...'Smoke you will attract crazy women who don't care that you are an idiot and stink'
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2325. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Popular Irish anti-smoking ad
Great advert, This would be mine.... I don't care who you are, if you smoke, after all the advice that is out there you are a fecking idiot your breath smells, your clothes smell and your hair smells and if you sit anywhere near me my clothes and hair will smell of your smell and it's disgusting. If you smoke in your house and there are children in the same room you should be ashamed of yourself, you are killing them, likewise if you smoke in your car and children are in there with you. If your children end up getting lung cancer or go on to smoke themselves it will be your fault and I hope they sue you. If you are young and smoke you do not look cool, or big or clever, you look stupid, smoking causes cancer and it is antisocial and I hate it. Come with me and visit a cancer ward.
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2326. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Went magnet fishing ~ Found GUNS!
#1 One can only assume they were intending to go back for them at some point, perhaps when they had finished their life sentence. Magnet fishing is very much a thing, there are video's all over YouTube.
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2327. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Diver Saves Puffer Fish From Hook
#20 It was the right to do and I'm very glad that he did it, I would have done that too, although goodness knows what I would have been doing all that way underwater.
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2328. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Not something you see everyday !!
I can only assume that Snotr is very short of video's, could everyone make an effort and upload a few today, we've had several days of a fecking Russian Chocoshit now a ten second video of a pair of legs handing from a recycling bin it's hardly great is it.
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2329. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Cheburashka Song
Come on ADMIN can we have some new videos I'm getting really bored with seeing that fecking Russian Chocawhateverthefeckitis every morning.
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2330. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Fastest Man On Earth
#9 Yep took 216 days but we are both still alive..phew!!
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2331. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Cheburashka Song
What why what why what why what the f.. why I mean like what the..why?
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2332. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Watch a superyacht being built in just Five minutes!
#6 Who are the snort community? let me guess a house full of thirty somethings on cocaine?
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2333. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Watch a superyacht being built in just Five minutes!
How much are you betting that the owner of that company used to play with LEGO.
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2334. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Milky Way Rising
#4 Just think Thunders in the unlikely event that Snotr keeps going well into the future, one day all that will be left of us will be our comments like the smile on that Cheshire cat.
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2335. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 5 Mysterious Objects Caught Moving On Camera
#2 Well thank you Thunders.
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2336. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The Internet in 1994
I just sent then an email, they said feck off we've moved into farming!
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2337. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Santa saves woman after fall - Good Samaritan !
I think they did that for publicity, she fell over likely broke her hip and Santa just happened to be there, not Lapland no there. Fishy Santa Fishy!!
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2338. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Milky Way Rising
#1 Yeah I saw it lol he's a card isn't he Badboy007 so witty just like his Mom.
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2339. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video On top of the Byron Bay Lighthouse
#6 We're selling then at $7.99 as long as they are bayonet, delivery only $89.99.
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2340. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Cargo airplane Does a loop : What A Thrilling View ! Hercules C-130
A lot of women have had a hard time with my tales.
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2341. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Falcon Outside My Window 53 Stories high
#2 No I don't want to be in the pool-palm Milky Way setting either. I'm very fussy
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2342. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video On top of the Byron Bay Lighthouse
#3 I do not want to live there and I actually feel a little nauseous.
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2343. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 5 Mysterious Objects Caught Moving On Camera
5 A piece of string
4 Natural causes
3 Hoax
2 Natural causes
1 Call the exorcist demon possession of the teddy bear.
4 Natural causes
3 Hoax
2 Natural causes
1 Call the exorcist demon possession of the teddy bear.
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2344. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Is Our Food Becoming Less Nutritious?
#2 I've heard he has a very deformed Scotish willie, small, wrinkled, dripping with infected pus, not at all nice. Uggh!
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2345. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Cargo airplane Does a loop : What A Thrilling View ! Hercules C-130
#4 Thunders an awful lot of Scots have very deformed willies you know. Very small, very wrinkled, leaking pus from infections, trust me you don't want that dripping on you in a cockpit. Now the English, different story, ours are very healthy, we don't need to provide kilt ventilation, large, wide, straight man-sized willies all of them.
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2346. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Falcon Outside My Window 53 Stories high
Apart from the falcon who would want to be 53 stories high, not I.
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2347. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Impossibles Doesn't Always Live Up To Its Name - 16 August 2018
Not quite sure what the title means? Are these natural waves or is this one of those man made wave beaches. They seem very uniformed and constant for naturals.
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2348. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Is Our Food Becoming Less Nutritious?
I can't help it but I'm bored with this guy, I've seen too many of his videos I think. Didn't watch this one.
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2349. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Black Hole Size Comparison 2018
Whats the point of being scared of a black hole it ain't coming this way anytime soon.
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2350. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Everyone was laughing at his HOUSE, until they went inside...
Food for thought.
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2351. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Cargo airplane Does a loop : What A Thrilling View ! Hercules C-130
Never ever ever ever do that when I am on board! Pilots sandwiches and coffee all over the cockpit.
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2352. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video TUTORIAL: Spinning steel wool with a 360 camera.
#2 So did you actually stand in the centre of London likely wearing your kilt, spinning that thing around? I'm very surprised you did not get arrested or stabbed or sectioned.
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2353. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Black Hole Size Comparison 2018
Yeah ok so they are fecking big, so what, they don't frighten me.
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2354. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 'You can't wait here!'
Now you need to fetch..your shoe, no litter here.
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2355. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 65+ Meteors Caught on Video! Perseid Meteor Shower 2018
#2 Always do.
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2356. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video We are number one
Oh I thought for the first time someone had captured a video with Austin, Suxi, Cameramaster & Thunders in it init.
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2357. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Baby elephant can not stand up from the slippery play pit
ADMIN!!!!!! #2 TOSSER ALERT>>
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2358. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video memorable dessert
A lot of degrees given on this comment section for describing the fecking obvious.
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2359. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Dashcam Footage - Magnitude 7.3 Earthquake , Trinidad 8/21/2018
Looks like that building nearly fell down the last time.
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2360. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The Original Spitfire Surprise Low Pass
#4 Right That's enough FUCK OFF!!! ADMIN COULD YOU PLEASE REMOVE THIS TOSSER!!!!!
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2361. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Blind Elephant Loves the Piano
Yeah thanks Himan what ever your name is, I'm guessing it's a scam but thanks anyway. Back to the Elephant, wonderful to see, I wonder what the problem is with it's eye's and if an operation would be available.
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2362. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Angry Turkey Attacks TV Reporter
Turkey, Grouse, Lemming they are all birds..except the Lemming of course which is an insect.
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2363. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 65+ Meteors Caught on Video! Perseid Meteor Shower 2018
That wasn't a meteor shower, that was the test they do at the opticians to check your peripheral vision.
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2364. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Turkish reporter talking to a mushroom instead of microphone!
First thing they teach you in reporter school, never never never hold a microphone and a mushroom at the same time, it's a recipe for disaster and the main ingredient in mushroom soup. Having said that is it a mushroom? Having said that isn't the sound of someone laughing like that just the most joyful sound in the world, doesn't matter what nationality or language it's always the same and I love it. What keeps it going is that little voice on a loop in your brain saying "you were talking through a mushroom, talking through a mushroom, not a microphone but a mushroom, isn't that the funniest thing ever, a mushroom, you old fool, you were basically talking through a mushroom"
Having said that is it a mushroom? Having said that isn't the sound of someone laughing like that just the most joyful sound in the world, doesn't matter what nationality or language it's always the same and I love it. What keeps it going is that little voice on a loop in your brain saying "you were talking through a mushroom, talking through a mushroom, not a microphone but a mushroom, isn't that the funniest thing ever, a mushroom, you old fool, you were basically talking through a mushroom"53
2365. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video A Pilots last landing at Schiphol in the Netherlands
I wonder how he is going to get back home.
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2366. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Bruce Parry eats raw liver and eyes from a seal
I guess the eye ball would have seen him through the week.
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2367. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 8 bottles of beer and a folding ruler
Ah is that why they lost two world wars?
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2368. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Angry Turkey Attacks TV Reporter
What a Horace, it's a turkey for goodness sake, stand up to it, don't run away like a scared chicken.
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2369. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Nitroglycerine detonation in slow motion
The guy doing the experiment looks like he's learnt through trial and error, look at his chin.
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2370. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 8 bottles of beer and a folding ruler
The time that took to set up they could have each opened their own beers, drank them and been onto their second in England anyway.
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2371. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Thieves steal a watch from a tourist in Barcelona
#6 What about if they steal watches?
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2372. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video People saving animals!
#11 I don't especially like rats, but providing they don't want to live where I want to live, then I leave them alone. Several years ago a family of them started annoying the family chickens so I was forced into setting traps. One morning upon checking the traps I found a rat caught by the leg but very much alive. I couldn't kill it, so I carefully opened the trap and off it went, hopefully to annoy the Neighbours chickens. So your "Not seeing a rat being saved has a fault"
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2373. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Did evolution happen? (David Attenborough v Harvey Carey, 1980)
#9 What a load of Tosh, Human beings have developed far beyond any other creature on this planet, nothing compares. The problem and it's the one main problem with Human beings is that too many of them are not progressing or evolving because they believe in ridiculous superstitions and religion. And why because they cannot stand the thought that they are only going to live for 70 odd years. And believe me it is 70 ODD years for those who believe that nonsense, because instead of setting their minds free and putting them to some use they carry on worrying about their short lives and building imaginary clouds in the sky and living on them.
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2374. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Top 10 Most Astonishing Electron Microscope Pics In The World
Quality control was lacking on a couple of those.
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2375. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Did evolution happen? (David Attenborough v Harvey Carey, 1980)
#5 Come on then Tufty lets here your theory then. Let me guess 'In the beginning.......when the world was not six thousand years old like it is today.......It was still flat of course and just for a bit of fun God scattered millions of fossils all over the world at different depths to confuse scientists.
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2376. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Making a Simple Leather Wallet 2 // DIY Leather craft
Only problem is deciding which six cards to leave at home.
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2377. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Garbage Truck
#3 Maybe they weren't stolen watch the video.
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2378. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Did evolution happen? (David Attenborough v Harvey Carey, 1980)
While ever there are intelligent people with open minds and people with a religious infestation in their closed minds, there will be conversations like this.
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2379. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video You know it's getting hotter in the UK when...
Yes since the hot weathered started in the UK the British Pythons have come out of hibernation early and are everywhere, you literally have to step over them in the street. A MacDonald's employee in Luton had to be dragged back into the building when a 15 footer tried to drag her across the road to a Starbucks car park. The police are saying that it is out of control this year and are advising everyone to be mindful and not venture out at night on your own. One Python caught recently had a chihuahua lodged in it's throat, the dog was fine if not a little shaken. Python's kill around 40 people a year in the UK, this year it is already at 82. Not a good time to come to England folks.
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2380. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Live rat and Soya bean plant fused together as one
Not keen on rats either, but I hope they put it out of its misery.
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2381. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Home owner yelling at hiker on Hawes Trail Loop Mesa AZ
#11 No question that the guy was and likely still is a jerk. If this was the UK someone would probably have stuck a knife in him, just for having a beard, then they would steal his phone lol.
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2382. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Home owner yelling at hiker on Hawes Trail Loop Mesa AZ
Thunders, could I ask what the objective was of posting this video? I don't get why it's here. I could have understood it if the police arrived and confirmed that she was or wasn't trespassing, but it doesn't go anywhere?
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2383. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Thor Is Really Alive
#3 Yeah fine I was just acting. I was pretending to be God, It was method acting. I was just complaining about having a really bad migraine...because he would have.
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2384. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video A Heavy Landslides Caught on Camera
Bloody idiots, that was so dangerous.
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2385. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video A cool store sleepover
Not sure why this seems unhygienic but somehow it does.
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2386. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video NASA Parker Solar Probe Launch - Cape Canaveral - August 12 2018
#2 Who? Who?
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2387. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Kerala road cave-in as flood water rushes in
Lots of cheering until they realise that it's a twenty nine mile walk round now.
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2388. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Thor Is Really Alive
And he said 'let there be light' and there was light and he saw the light and said 'feck me now I can't see anything and I think I've got a migraine coming on' Fecking ell ah that really hurts oh my goodness no oh fecking feck my head oou now I feel sick and I need to lie down, never doing that again, shit oh feck what a fecking flash ridiculous why would anyone..I mean.. OOu where's my bucket OOu I'm not at all well. feck get me a doctor, quick oooh
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2389. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video "I must go... my people need me!"
One of favorite videos from three years ago
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2390. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video SATISFYING DOMINO SCREENLINK! (36,000 DOMINOES)
Now what would you call this, domino porn? What kind of mindless monkey would want to spend hours of their life setting these up.
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2391. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video TIMELAPSE OF THE UNIVERSE
Fantastic video.........Now this just wasn't anything like long enough................. Did anyone notice the moment that a guy on a cloud with a big white beard turned up? No I didn't think so. The universe rests it's case
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2392. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video NASA Parker Solar Probe Launch - Cape Canaveral - August 12 2018
I really don't like these long drawn out video's
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2393. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Wormholes Explained – Breaking Spacetime
Food for thought anyway.
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2394. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Appenzeller Beer
Great colours in the advert. Reminds me of Tintin which was probably in black and white.
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2395. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Elegant Friesian horse meets the neighbours cows. SO FUNNY, what a horse!
That last second of the video the horse was saying..Ok What the Feck are they... I bet by the end of the day at least one of those cows was???????? trying to walk like that.
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2396. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Huge Alligator Snapping Turtles at the Natchitoches National Fish Hatchery
#3 Must be like eating an enormous pie with a very hard crust.
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2397. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Superhuman Filipino diver from the Badjao tribe ;BBC
I'm sure he could get one of those fish from the local Pet shop
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2398. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Huge Alligator Snapping Turtles at the Natchitoches National Fish Hatchery
#1 Do you live in Louisiana then Crazyhorse? You are very fortunate to live near such amazing creatures. Not sure I would enjoy all the mud though.
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2399. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Very close encounter with a black bear
It seems like a nice video and it sure was a close encounter, but they were on a BEAR HUNT! which isn't nice at all. How wonderful to be on your first BEAR HUNT!!!!! Leave the fecking bears alone you bear murderers.
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2400. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Man On Cruise Finds Dog On Deserted Island and Rescues Her
I'm sure someone is peeling onions close by. What a wonderful story, so glad they guy was around to help and what a wonderful dog he now has, may they grow old together slowly.
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2401. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video What Is Reality?
Bollocks................................ And I'm going to watch this everyday until 1986 until I don't understand it anymore. If like me you started to get a headache around ten minutes in, simply skip to 19:08 to see the redhead in a bikini
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2402. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Rescue donkey smiles as music is played to her.
#5 I'd much rather sit next to that Mule on an airplane than must people.
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2403. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Mesmerising 'firenado'.
A good and recent English video.
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2404. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Rescue donkey smiles as music is played to her.
This is such a lovely video cameramaster, thank you so much for uploading it, what a gorgeous creature it is and the guy genuinely loves it which is so nice to see. People should be nicer to Donkeys, mules, asses what ever they are. Incidentally if you haven't already heard it, get a listen to Mule variations by Tom Waite, there are a couple of dodgy tracks that I don't like, a spooky track which is great and some absolute classics including one called 'pony' 'Georgia lee' will make you cry' Trust me give it a listen. JJ
People should be nicer to Donkeys, mules, asses what ever they are. Incidentally if you haven't already heard it, get a listen to Mule variations by Tom Waite, there are a couple of dodgy tracks that I don't like, a spooky track which is great and some absolute classics including one called 'pony' 'Georgia lee' will make you cry' Trust me give it a listen. JJ53
2405. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Quantum Computing
Is it normal for your ears to bleed?
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2406. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The Tax System, Explained in Beer!
Think of the posts on Snotr like channels on your TV. You don't have to watch them all, if you have a problem with a specific user like Suxi for example, just don't watch any of his or her video. The video's exist in the world, but you won't see them, won't get upset and won't know anything about them...simples.
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2407. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video A House Painter in L.A. talks about Illegal Immigration and its impact.
And it was a very long 2 minutes........
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2408. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The Story Of The Drone Strike That Saved Hundreds Of Lives
#4 Thanks for that Austin, very interesting. I'm always interested in facts and information about the world generally. I have my own views about certain subjects and some subjects in particular do get my arguing head on, especially if I know I'm right lol
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2409. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Help! My Kid's A Socialist
That was a long two minutes.
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2410. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The Story Of The Drone Strike That Saved Hundreds Of Lives
Austin i'm a little curious as to how you write your comments, you can't possibly know all the facts and stats that you put on here, so what are you doing? are you actually searching the net for all this stuff before you type...every time...don't you find it a little tedious? I'm not having a go (especially) I'm just curious. Feel free to PM me if you don't want to disclose it on the site.
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2411. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Official Clip ft. Jason Spencer | Ep.2 | Who Is America?
#4 Am I the only one who noticed your comment was a version copy paste from your previous comment that was copy pasted from...........??
Your previous comment;-
#7 Nomaddaf [Total horse shit post. Not appreciated in any way. Great way to lose followers] [You knew damn well, why when you posted this shit. Are we clear?]
Oh, boo hoo nomaddaf. Cry us a river. Could you be any more of an insecure, thin-skinned, bigoted Islamophobic hypocrite?
I wish your reaction would have come as a surprise but it did not. You are completely fine with something that agrees with and confirms your biased hateful fearful worldview (i.e. Thrown Out Of Sydney No Go Zone), a video by a known Canadian anti-Muslim activist trying ratchet up tensions in a small Australian city, but a very creative satirical prank, that pwns both sides left and right BTW, is not funny and enough for you to take your toys and run away?
Was this video that threatening?
Must have been hard to see the prejudice and hate and racism and ugly Islamophobia expressed by some on the Kingman audience tossed into you face. This is what YOU, Woodhatch, Dennis53, eupatriot, Crazyhorse479, Sux2bu, bella1, snotraddict, Fjwjr and the others believe and espouse all the time on Snotr when the topic of Muslims or immigrants comes up. Same ugly nonsense. That had to sting. But it was accurate. Perhaps that is why it cut so much deeper.
Must have been painful to see yourself reflected in the Kingman audience. Boo hoo. Sometimes discomfort is necessary because with most people, it makes them reflect on their opinions and beliefs and why they hold them. Or for the less inclined, they pout, stomp thier feet, grab up thier toys and threaten to run away and never come back and play again.
This was LOL comedic brilliance. It equally pwned both sides. SB Cohen’s character, Dr. Cain-N'Degeocello, epitomized the worst of the left’s impulses and positions and rhetoric. How did you not appreciate and laugh that? And it skewered the right anti-Muslim segment by revealing them in their own words and ugly racism and bigotry. Too close to home for you, I guess.
"Okay, so you are all for plan 2" and “Partially funded by the Clinton foundation” was ROFLOL material.
Honestly, take your hate and vitriol towards others and run away if you feel that threated and can't intellectually engage or process things. Far be it for you to self-reflect and perhaps learn something about yourself and your worldview by engaging with others in the Snotr community. Run away and be safe in your hatred for others. Some would call that the definition of cowardice.
Your previous comment;-
#7 Nomaddaf [Total horse shit post. Not appreciated in any way. Great way to lose followers] [You knew damn well, why when you posted this shit. Are we clear?]
Oh, boo hoo nomaddaf. Cry us a river. Could you be any more of an insecure, thin-skinned, bigoted Islamophobic hypocrite?
I wish your reaction would have come as a surprise but it did not. You are completely fine with something that agrees with and confirms your biased hateful fearful worldview (i.e. Thrown Out Of Sydney No Go Zone), a video by a known Canadian anti-Muslim activist trying ratchet up tensions in a small Australian city, but a very creative satirical prank, that pwns both sides left and right BTW, is not funny and enough for you to take your toys and run away?
Was this video that threatening?
Must have been hard to see the prejudice and hate and racism and ugly Islamophobia expressed by some on the Kingman audience tossed into you face. This is what YOU, Woodhatch, Dennis53, eupatriot, Crazyhorse479, Sux2bu, bella1, snotraddict, Fjwjr and the others believe and espouse all the time on Snotr when the topic of Muslims or immigrants comes up. Same ugly nonsense. That had to sting. But it was accurate. Perhaps that is why it cut so much deeper.
Must have been painful to see yourself reflected in the Kingman audience. Boo hoo. Sometimes discomfort is necessary because with most people, it makes them reflect on their opinions and beliefs and why they hold them. Or for the less inclined, they pout, stomp thier feet, grab up thier toys and threaten to run away and never come back and play again.
This was LOL comedic brilliance. It equally pwned both sides. SB Cohen’s character, Dr. Cain-N'Degeocello, epitomized the worst of the left’s impulses and positions and rhetoric. How did you not appreciate and laugh that? And it skewered the right anti-Muslim segment by revealing them in their own words and ugly racism and bigotry. Too close to home for you, I guess.
"Okay, so you are all for plan 2" and “Partially funded by the Clinton foundation” was ROFLOL material.
Honestly, take your hate and vitriol towards others and run away if you feel that threated and can't intellectually engage or process things. Far be it for you to self-reflect and perhaps learn something about yourself and your worldview by engaging with others in the Snotr community. Run away and be safe in your hatred for others. Some would call that the definition of cowardice.
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2412. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Quin & Misha: 71-Year-Old With CRAZY Body Moves | America's Got Talent 2018
Isn't this called Cuckooing
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2413. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Watermelon skinning party trick
Who doesn't love potato salad? I love it
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2414. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The Story Of The Drone Strike That Saved Hundreds Of Lives
Well that was basically really good then, well done those guys. I wonder why it had stopped.
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2415. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Carjackers get owned by victim
They didn't exactly get owned did they, he missed a great opportunity to run the bastards over and he damage his own car as well as theirs which was likely stolen.
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2416. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Avalanche in italy
It's just the 10: O Clock avalanche, passes by every morning, nothing to worry about.
If you want to know what was being said it was mainly "10:02 a little late today Steve" " Yes I thought for a moment it wasn't coming Mike, I'll go and get my shovel".
If you want to know what was being said it was mainly "10:02 a little late today Steve" " Yes I thought for a moment it wasn't coming Mike, I'll go and get my shovel".
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2417. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 10 Things Americans Do That Confuse The Rest Of The World!
#3 Thank Dog I'm Not
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2418. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Bison V human
"Now he's gonna be Mad , he's Mad" Yes we call that kind of mad Insane!! Obviously American or Spanish
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2419. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Official Clip ft. Jason Spencer | Ep.2 | Who Is America?
No it wasn't staged, this guy really is a total and complete Tosser! Only in America. How Ali G keeps a straight face under all that disguise I'll never know. I can only guess that the make up artist left him a little space under the plastic to grin a little, without it being seen and he must be wearing a pair of those incontinence pants that Billy Connolly told us all about
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2420. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Facebook. An honest discussion and advert
Never used it, never will, but I love the video.
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2421. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video And That's Why I Can't Wash My Jeep...
Maybe like give the thirsty dog a bowl, problem solved.
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2422. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Charter Bus in Rock Tunnel
The claustrophobia highway.
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2423. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Dr. Cain-N'Degeocello hosts town hall meeting in Kingman, AZ for new economic initiative
#8 Do you think maybe you need a coffee and a digestive now Austin, I know a great song to calm you down a little, it starts with a little click.
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2424. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Dr. Cain-N'Degeocello hosts town hall meeting in Kingman, AZ for new economic initiative
What about the simple fact (and I do appreciate it was staged and hilarious in my opinion) of living in a country like America, Switzerland or Germany and being surrounded by architecture of a style relevant to your country and not wanting (forget about the religion) a building of that style which is in keeping with architecture from an entirely different country. placed in your city or town. Would you have a point and would it be unreasonable.
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2425. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Thrown Out Of Sydney No Go Zone
#9#10 Firstly speaking for myself, (as a section of my text was copy pasted), I was not in anyway having a go at Islam, I was having a go at all religion and I did point out that I believe it will take a very long time for it to be placed into history and left there, where it belongs.
Secondly I am not an American and I have to say that America has a massive problem with bible crazy people, who take every letter of the Gospel as total truth, which is also a problem with several other religions and is the main reason that religious fanatics exist. It amazes me that with all the gun crime in America there is a very well known family who parade outside of their own home holding signs up saying "Fags are going to hell" and turn up at funerals of service men with banners saying "Glad you are dead and now in hell" or similar. And no one has thought to shoot any of them, surly if you are going to prison for shooting someone make it a worthwhile shot.
Thirdly in my opinion no religious community of any denomination has the right in a country where they have been given or offered refuge to make their town unwelcome to people who do not share their belief systems, which is what was implied in the video. This is very different than the example #9 made about the 1/3 Bangladeshi muslims in the town in London, example.
Fourthly I'm not talking from a fake narrative about the 'Clash of Cultures' I'm just sick and tired of hearing conflict after conflict and the rights of one religion that is nonsense against another that is also nonsense. We are mammals much the same as monkeys and gorillas, why should we think we have any special rights after death, do they? You are born, you might get 75 years if you are lucky, a lot less if you become extreme in any religion and then you die, life is indeed a beach, but that's life, get over it.
Believe it or not and its really not that hard to believe, if you read a lot of my comments, I do like people, I especially like friendly people who do nobody any harm. I don't care if you are a christian, muslim or believe in fairies at the bottom of your imaginary garden, if you are peaceful and friendly and don't bother me, I'll likely be your friend.
Secondly I am not an American and I have to say that America has a massive problem with bible crazy people, who take every letter of the Gospel as total truth, which is also a problem with several other religions and is the main reason that religious fanatics exist. It amazes me that with all the gun crime in America there is a very well known family who parade outside of their own home holding signs up saying "Fags are going to hell" and turn up at funerals of service men with banners saying "Glad you are dead and now in hell" or similar. And no one has thought to shoot any of them, surly if you are going to prison for shooting someone make it a worthwhile shot.
Thirdly in my opinion no religious community of any denomination has the right in a country where they have been given or offered refuge to make their town unwelcome to people who do not share their belief systems, which is what was implied in the video. This is very different than the example #9 made about the 1/3 Bangladeshi muslims in the town in London, example.
Fourthly I'm not talking from a fake narrative about the 'Clash of Cultures' I'm just sick and tired of hearing conflict after conflict and the rights of one religion that is nonsense against another that is also nonsense. We are mammals much the same as monkeys and gorillas, why should we think we have any special rights after death, do they? You are born, you might get 75 years if you are lucky, a lot less if you become extreme in any religion and then you die, life is indeed a beach, but that's life, get over it.
Believe it or not and its really not that hard to believe, if you read a lot of my comments, I do like people, I especially like friendly people who do nobody any harm. I don't care if you are a christian, muslim or believe in fairies at the bottom of your imaginary garden, if you are peaceful and friendly and don't bother me, I'll likely be your friend.
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2426. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Thrown Out Of Sydney No Go Zone
Oh my goodness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Practically everyone on this site is missing a massive point here. A section of Australia has basically been taken over by a relgion Islam, that is not okay!!! Would a Christian sect be able to take over a section of Saudi Arabia? NO NO NO NO!!!! So why is it OK for them to assume the facility in another country. I'll tell you why it's called religious freedom of speech, which the western would has signed up for but the East hasn't.
The past is the past, it's no use comparing what the Christians, Jews and goodness knows who else did hundreds of years ago, the world was a different place then, sadly it still is for some.
Why do large percentages of the world pretend that now in 2018 with all the knowledge, scientific evidence, fossil evidence, space explanation evidence, that there is a god or gods behind all this, it's embarrassing!! I feel like I'm living in the present, in a world what is living so far in the past.
Do people really believe that Donald Trump who says 'God bless America' all the time, really believes that there is a chap in the sky looking down on us? Come on world wake up.
We look back at the medieval times when people burned witches because they believed they were responsible for illness, pox, crop failure. We look at those people and we think, 'you idiots' how could you be so stupid to believe such nonsense. The catholic church told Mothers of children, babies, that had died before being baptised, that their babies had not gone to heaven but instead were in limbo Latin limbus 'The Edge of Hell' Imagine how a deeply god fearing Irish Catholic Mother would have suffered knowing that. The catholic church have since changed their mind (good of them) so that was basically nonsense.
One day and it will be hundreds if not thousands of years from now, people will look back at religion ALL RELIGION and the people who believed in it, as we look at the believers of witches and those that made sacrifices to sun gods. They will struggle to believe that in a world that already had discovered so much about their environment, had cracked the human genome, worked out the origin of species and evolution had developed great technology, computers, space rockets, had visited other planets and moons, could cure many diseases using medical science, could still believe that behind it all was a man sitting on a cloud with a big white beard and that in some cases you could be killed for not believing in him. And in others if you did not believe and worship him you would spend eternity after you had died in a place full of fire and torment ran by a guy dressed in red carrying a large three pronged poker.
I certainly hope when the offspring of my great great great great great great great great great great great grandchildren trace back their family tree, they will be able to smile that at a point ahead of many others when some form of real intelligence had at least started in their family.
The past is the past, it's no use comparing what the Christians, Jews and goodness knows who else did hundreds of years ago, the world was a different place then, sadly it still is for some.
Why do large percentages of the world pretend that now in 2018 with all the knowledge, scientific evidence, fossil evidence, space explanation evidence, that there is a god or gods behind all this, it's embarrassing!! I feel like I'm living in the present, in a world what is living so far in the past.
Do people really believe that Donald Trump who says 'God bless America' all the time, really believes that there is a chap in the sky looking down on us? Come on world wake up.
We look back at the medieval times when people burned witches because they believed they were responsible for illness, pox, crop failure. We look at those people and we think, 'you idiots' how could you be so stupid to believe such nonsense. The catholic church told Mothers of children, babies, that had died before being baptised, that their babies had not gone to heaven but instead were in limbo Latin limbus 'The Edge of Hell' Imagine how a deeply god fearing Irish Catholic Mother would have suffered knowing that. The catholic church have since changed their mind (good of them) so that was basically nonsense.
One day and it will be hundreds if not thousands of years from now, people will look back at religion ALL RELIGION and the people who believed in it, as we look at the believers of witches and those that made sacrifices to sun gods. They will struggle to believe that in a world that already had discovered so much about their environment, had cracked the human genome, worked out the origin of species and evolution had developed great technology, computers, space rockets, had visited other planets and moons, could cure many diseases using medical science, could still believe that behind it all was a man sitting on a cloud with a big white beard and that in some cases you could be killed for not believing in him. And in others if you did not believe and worship him you would spend eternity after you had died in a place full of fire and torment ran by a guy dressed in red carrying a large three pronged poker.
I certainly hope when the offspring of my great great great great great great great great great great great grandchildren trace back their family tree, they will be able to smile that at a point ahead of many others when some form of real intelligence had at least started in their family.
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2427. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How to fold a railroad tank
Reminds me of a snail when you touch it's eye.
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2428. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Dr. Cain-N'Degeocello hosts town hall meeting in Kingman, AZ for new economic initiative
.......................................................................................................................Hello..............................................anyone here?......................................................................isn't anyone going to comment?.............................................................................................................................oh come on someone surly.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................look I can wait all day................ whistles....................................................................................................................................................'couple of tumble weeds blow by'..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................oh come on.this is silly........................................................................................ it's only a video/................................
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2429. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Comedy ...Key and Peele Substitute Teacher Pt. 2
Well that was really funny.........not
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2430. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video An interview with a man who drowned as a child and was pronounced dead.
Heartbreaking to watch, it must be so frustrating for the guy to have a brain the same as yours and mine but not the facility to use it at the speed he wants. It didn't explain if he could write or type, presumably not.
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2431. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 10 Creepiest Things Caught By Drones
Too much self promotion. Why do people see a woman in a white dress and assume it's a phantom, much more likely to be a woman in a white dress and at the worst a crazy woman in a white dress trying to scare people.
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2432. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Army fails compilation
Was that tongue he was spitting out?
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2433. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How the "Pavement Picasso" does it
#5 Yeah that was probably a fountain with a drunken tourist in it.
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2434. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Bourbon Warehouse Collapses in Kentucky
ADMIN I'm sure that I'm not alone in saying that I am sick of seeing the face of the be-speckled grinning American woman on the top of my Snotr page again this morning, could we have some new video's...
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2435. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video A Cello Love Story
I'm guessing he has one cello that he pays and a cheaper one for jumping out of aeroplanes with. Why is there no H in Cello?
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2436. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video GoPro attached to model passenger train
I think we can assume there is no Mrs Model Train person.
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2437. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Feeling sleepy ...
Amazing video, what a smart doggy.
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2438. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Bourbon Warehouse Collapses in Kentucky
#6 OMD that joke is so old was in the Bible.
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2439. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Raw: NASA Captures Solar Flare
Mind Blown.
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2440. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Bourbon Warehouse Collapses in Kentucky
#3 Fish can't smile....
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2441. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Bourbon Warehouse Collapses in Kentucky
Anyone know how this story ended. Surly the barrels are not all ruined are they?
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2442. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Elaborate wrong number prank James Veitch
#1 Everyone knows what a towel rail is, it's a pair of soft and fluffy lines that goes across country's so that sponge trains can get from one place to another.
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2443. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Opposed Piston Diesel Engines Are Crazy Efficient
Not as funny as the last video but quite interesting.
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2444. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Volvo and the Muscles from Brussels
Love it, that is so funny.
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2445. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Robin Williams on the invention of the 'sport' golf
I've got some bad news for all of you.
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2446. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Chinese skyscraper features 350-foot waterfall
4 x 185 kw pumps, that's 740.000 watts an hour, at UK rates that's around £148 an hour £3552 a day, £184,707 a year, presume it's solar powered. Feel sorry for the window cleaner although he wouldn't need to keep coming down to fill his bucket
.......UPDATE apparently it only costs £89 an hour to run and it's only switch on on special occasions.
.......UPDATE apparently it only costs £89 an hour to run and it's only switch on on special occasions.
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2447. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Bass Fishing By Hand
As the carp had his finger in it's mouth, technically the carp caught him. Personally I think that's a fully trained performing circus carp, probably called Stephen
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2448. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 20 Most Stupid Goalkeeper Mistakes In Football - Goalkeeping Fails
#2 Another spam email AVOID AVOID AVOID everyone. Austin recons they are computer generated so there is no point in ranting at them.......but as I enjoy the occasional rank FECK OFF BEAR1994 ADMON COULD YOU DELETE THE FOOL AND>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAYBE A NEW VIDEO OR THREE WOULD BE NICE>>I UPLOADED SEVERAL LAST WEEK< USE THOSE IF YOU ARE desperate...calm now
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2449. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Remembrance Day 'sergeant' not in the military: DND
#3 It's you isn't it?
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2450. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 10 Objects Invented Just to Defy The Laws of Physics
#2 No it isn't
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2451. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 20 Most Stupid Goalkeeper Mistakes In Football - Goalkeeping Fails
Lost on me because I'm one of those weirdo's that can't stand football. But a couple of observations anyway 1) Some of those goal keepers obviously thought they were strikers..like what the feck were they doing half way up the pitch tackling other players 2) Some of them must have been on the team already winning 10 nil and thought "Oh what the feck, I'll just do something really stupid and 3) Some of them were obviously being paid by the other side.
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2452. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 10 Objects Invented Just to Defy The Laws of Physics
Fancy taking that last one to your grave, what a waste.
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2453. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Duo Transcend: Dangerous Trapeze Act Goes Wrong - America's Got Talent 2018
I guess it's moments like that, that add the tension to all other acts of this kind. Sometimes, some nights it's going to go wrong. If it didn't we may well be playing with our phones or reading a book while the act is on. It's that danger that keeps us watching.
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2454. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How to deal with nuisance cold callers.
Heard this before many times but more than happy to hear it again, absolutely brilliant.
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2455. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Remembrance Day 'sergeant' not in the military: DND
He's obviously dying to be a soldier, so, could I suggest signing him up for say five years minimum, send him to Afghanistan and keep him there until he actually earns all the meddles that he professes to already have earned.
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2456. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Sammy The Seal
That's going to be a game they will play all day long I hope he's got plenty of fish.
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2457. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Video from the Washington, IL tornado
Well if ever you think that you are having a real bad day, just watch this video and count your lucky stars.
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2458. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 'We're just covered in lava.' Couple on boat tour describes moments after lava bomb hits
I don't think that anyone covered in Lava would be saying 'I'm covered in lava'
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2459. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Chinook helicopter makes daring rescue on Mt. Hood
I bet it was hairy walking under those blades, I would have asked the pilot to switch the front ones off and put the back ones on faster to compensate.
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2460. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Cow asks man to rescue her newborn calf
Silly Cow but lovely story.
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2461. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video High Anxiety
#4 You didn't think that any of us thought the glass was breaking did you, it was irony you were using wasn't it or sarcasm my favorite.
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2462. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video High Anxiety
Brilliant video, someone has great taste who submitted this, thank you
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2463. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Surveillance video shows bicyclist falling into Wisconsin draw bridge
Apart from fresh air what on earth was going through her mind.
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2464. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 6 Raft Stack Going Down the River Like a Boss
Why are we surprised that it went down the river, it went down the road okay and it's designed to go on a river.
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2465. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video This is what happens when you reply to spam email | James Veitch
That is basically Joe Lycett's current act, only funnier, written five years ago. Who is this guy James Veitch? He should definitely be on the comedy circuit, he's got the voice, the material and the look.
Just looked him up and he is a comedian, on the circuit, with the voice, material and the look
Just looked him up and he is a comedian, on the circuit, with the voice, material and the look
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2466. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Baby Mission
I can understand doing that for breast, but Bottled???
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2467. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Surprise visit from wild elephants that just need a drink from the pool
#3 Well feck me, it's a miracle.
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2468. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Surprise visit from wild elephants that just need a drink from the pool
#1 Ah look you just saw it on Snotr, saved yourself a fortune, didn't get bitten by mosquito's, didn't have to have the vaccinations, didn't risk being eaten by a lion, real life is so over-rated.
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2469. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video "Me trying to fix my life"
The title should surly be 'Me trying to build my roof'
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2470. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The Origin Of Baby Names
Mmmmm not sure about this one Pheeeeuu
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2471. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Mac-daddy of all garbage trucks
It would have been complete if they showed it come out the other end.
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2472. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video A Baffling Balloon Behavior
I find this guy really annoying, don't know why.
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2473. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Base Jumping From a Wind Turbine Blade
I don't even like driving past those things.
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2474. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Amazing Photoshop IN REAL TIME Prank
Gosh it's been a few years since I saw this on Snotr.
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2475. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video AWESOME KO
I was just going to make a comment on the fact that the 'winner' didn't seem too concerned about the damage he might have done to his opponent. Then I realised that I made the comment six years ago, glad to see my opinions have not changed.
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2476. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video "SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now)" -- A Bad Lip Reading of The Empire Strikes Back
Well that was fecking awful.
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2477. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Frog applies 'sun cream' - Natural World: Attenborough's Fabulous Frogs
Monkey Frogs, Monkey Frogs, hide under Monkey Logs.
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2478. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How do frogs swallow food? - Natural World: Attenborough
Why all the frog video's today, is someone secretly taking the piss out of the French because it is Cup final day?. Incidentally I wasn't convinced that the eyes were actually helping push the food down the frogs neck, it looked more like a swallowing reflex to me, but then what do I know. I don't even like football and instead can't wait for Anderson to beat Djokovic in the Wimbledon final this afternoon.
Incidentally I wasn't convinced that the eyes were actually helping push the food down the frogs neck, it looked more like a swallowing reflex to me, but then what do I know. I don't even like football and instead can't wait for Anderson to beat Djokovic in the Wimbledon final this afternoon. 53
2479. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Spider bursts out of a banana - FAKE - explained
I bloody thought it was a common house spider and it did cross my mind as to what it was doing in a banana. Now poor old Camera master won't eat banana's anymore.
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2480. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video True Facts: Frog Fish
And if you are a fish the moral is don't trust weed it might be a Frog fish.
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2481. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Spider bursts out of a Banana
#7 I would also check the banana for the spider machete he used to hack his way out of that banana before eating it.
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2482. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Big game hunter who killed giraffe faces social media backlash
I don't really know why but my problem here is that it is a woman. People who know me on Snotr know my feelings about killing and cruelty to animals, lets just say I'm not a fan. I cannot get into my head how a woman who is supposed to be biologically programmed to nurture, could pick up a rifle and kill a beautiful giraffe. The conservation and meat side of her story doesn't interest me in the slightest, it's an excuse and she wasn't required to travel all the way from America to do that, it's a sport for her and that's why she went and that's why she murdered that creature. Then of course we have the photographs one with her arms in the air in triumph, just sickening, if she has children I hope they are disgusted in her and I certainly hope she gets a bad time from this from the community she lives in.
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2483. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Snake hunters from India tackle Florida's python problem
Nothing worse that having a Py-Thong problem.
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2484. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Former neo-Nazi removes swastika tattoos after unlikely friendship
Great story, what else can you say.
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2485. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Spider bursts out of a Banana
#4 Consider this Camera Guy, you must be what 90 now, how many banana's have you eaten in your life that have actually contained a spider, I mean yeah ok you might have accidentally eaten a few little spiders without noticing or perhaps just some spider eggs that have hatched out inside you and burrowed their way out of, lets say your ear perhaps at night when you were asleep but come on that could just as easily have happened with any fruit or fiber.
I'm thinking that what you are actually worried about here, is that you might bite into a banana perhaps while looking in a mirror combing your head where your hair used to be and suddenly see a hairy leg poking out of your mouth. I can see, I really can. Now that might be a little alarming and without question a thing of nightmares But you know if you think about it, and I'm sure you will now, even taking the banana out of the equation, a big spider could just as easily stroll into your mouth in the dark when you are sleeping, now couldn't it? Hope that has put your mind at rest. JJ
I'm thinking that what you are actually worried about here, is that you might bite into a banana perhaps while looking in a mirror combing your head where your hair used to be and suddenly see a hairy leg poking out of your mouth. I can see, I really can. Now that might be a little alarming and without question a thing of nightmares But you know if you think about it, and I'm sure you will now, even taking the banana out of the equation, a big spider could just as easily stroll into your mouth in the dark when you are sleeping, now couldn't it? Hope that has put your mind at rest. JJ
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2486. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Working Lego Sniper Rifle
My worry would be that somewhere in his house is a real sniper rifle that he used to copy the design and mechanism.
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2487. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Spider bursts out of a Banana
Where was this taken, it looks like a common house spider or something bad that could kill you, not totally sure which! Obviously likes bananas, bless it's little hairy eight legs and fangs.
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2488. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Allegedly drunk woman escaping the cops in Riga
#3 Totally agree they could have hit by a stray Police Bullet.
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2489. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Car wash - women style
That's obviously the car that her husband is taking his date out in tonight.
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2490. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Best proposal ever
Sadly seven years later as with two out of three marriages they split up, she went off with the milkman and he discovered that she wasn't the gal for him and married her brother. The video he made was amazing although her Father was very slightly less pleased the second time around.
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2491. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Guy with disability followed his dream to play the piano.
#2 If I'm shouting at Robots so be it, one day we may all be doing that, call it practice.
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2492. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Guy with disability followed his dream to play the piano.
#0 WHY DO YOU IDIOTS KEEP TRYING TO PEDDLE YOUR SPAM ON SNOTR. THIS IS A SMALL COMMUNITY AND WE DON'T FALL FOR IT EVER EVER EVER!! YOU ARE PROBABLY THE FIFTH IDIOT THIS MONTH TO TRY THIS. TRY AND UNDERSTAND THIS... IF YOU HAVE A NUMBER 1 AT THE SIDE OF YOUR STUPID NAME, YOU WILL STICK OUT LIKE THE SORE KNOB THAT YOU ARE....NOW FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
Now as for the video incredible he's the Django Reinhardt of the piano, doing something very creative and worthwhile the polar opposite of TWAT #0 above.
Now as for the video incredible he's the Django Reinhardt of the piano, doing something very creative and worthwhile the polar opposite of TWAT #0 above.
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2493. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Guinea pig Noises!
#4 Well it's not a pig is it.
Don't cheese them off as they have the bite of a Staffy and likewise they don't let go, you have to kind of shake them off.
Don't cheese them off as they have the bite of a Staffy and likewise they don't let go, you have to kind of shake them off.
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2494. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video A drowning dog's desperate wish comes true
Not sure I'm strong enough for a video like that this morning......So glad they got there in time...Gorgeous dog
I save a lot of Snotr video's in my favorites (Goodness only knows why) but even though rescued, I wouldn't want to watch that dog struggling to stay alive again.
I save a lot of Snotr video's in my favorites (Goodness only knows why) but even though rescued, I wouldn't want to watch that dog struggling to stay alive again.
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2495. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Stephen Hawking's big ideas ... made simple
Coming from the future as I have, five years to be exact I would just like to say that I'm so glad that morons like TaxCollector no longer litter Snotr.
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2496. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Amphibious Car
Not that I've ever seen one of course, but the music sounds like a porn movie from the 80's
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2497. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Thai cave rescue: Rescue options for the 12 boys and their coach
#2 Anyone can make a mistake said the Dalek climbing off the dustbin.
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2498. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Thai cave rescue: Rescue options for the 12 boys and their coach
Bloody difficult situation they are in. If the plan is to scale they could drill down from the first dip on the right of where they are situated, but I'm sure they have considered that option and I guess there is a risk of collapse as well as a time issue. I just hope they find a solution soon. I think the 3 hour per boy for an exit is way off, it's taking seven or eight hours for the divers. The other option of keeping them alive for three or four months while the water level recedes before rescue also sounds worrying.
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2499. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Footage Released Of Intended YouTube Stunt That Turned Deadly
#6 Very interesting.. Now just to clarify, you have never passed a Psychological Test, was it over 70%? just how close was the result?
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2500. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Lunch Atop A Skyscraper: The Story Behind The 1932 Photo
Exactly no men died building the tower.
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2501. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The Doomed Cleveland Balloonfest of '86
Well that six minutes and thirty four seconds of my life I'll never get back.
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2502. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Smoking is bad for your health
Bet she needed a fag after that and she didn't even drop it, lucky miss I'd say.
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2503. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Footage Released Of Intended YouTube Stunt That Turned Deadly
#4 Lets be a little more accurate about the French gun laws:-
According to the University of Sydney's Gun Policy website, gun control in France is categorized as "restrictive." Keep in mind that, unlike in the U.S., France does not have a "right to bear arms" — the right to privately own a gun is not protected by law. In order to purchase a firearm, one must first obtain a hunting or shooting sport license, which requires a psychological evaluation and regular renewal. Semi-automatic rifles that can hold more than three rounds, as well as rifles and handguns with military-grade calibers, require permits. Fully automatic weapons are completely illegal for civilians. If one purchases or possesses a gun illegally, the punishment is a maximum of seven years in prison, plus a fine.
According to the University of Sydney's Gun Policy website, gun control in France is categorized as "restrictive." Keep in mind that, unlike in the U.S., France does not have a "right to bear arms" — the right to privately own a gun is not protected by law. In order to purchase a firearm, one must first obtain a hunting or shooting sport license, which requires a psychological evaluation and regular renewal. Semi-automatic rifles that can hold more than three rounds, as well as rifles and handguns with military-grade calibers, require permits. Fully automatic weapons are completely illegal for civilians. If one purchases or possesses a gun illegally, the punishment is a maximum of seven years in prison, plus a fine.
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2504. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Footage Released Of Intended YouTube Stunt That Turned Deadly
What an absolute idiot, the frightening thing is that his genes have been passed on. I mean come on even a partial idiot would have done a test run, bought two identical books, risked a foot or a hand or in his case the space where his brain should have been. Ironically if he had read a few more books rather than using them to kill himself he might still be alive. Face-slap
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2505. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Free Hugs Amsterdam Edition
That was very lovely and made me smile.
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2506. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Speed Painting - Sadness
#11 She's crying, it's her dead kitten obviously.
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2507. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video RINGS Awesome TV Store Prank!
#1 Will you FUCK OFF!!
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2508. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Slot car racing European Championship Finals, Helsinki
This gives trainspotters....well still a bad name, because they are morons, but I think you know where I'm going with this.
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2509. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Pepboys - SNL
#2 WITTY AND CLEVER!!! ACCIDENT MAYBE
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2510. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Runaway tractor at Tri-city Speedway in Auburn, MI
Seems that a tractor without a driver is smarter than one with.
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2511. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Trying to catch what’s been stealing the chickens...
This is the snake that looks like a giant snake but is in fact a small snake and the chicken is a chick.
Number #1 everybody is another spam artist, just waiting for ADMIN to supply it's IP address then we can post the Hard drive poison like the last five idiots.
Number #1 everybody is another spam artist, just waiting for ADMIN to supply it's IP address then we can post the Hard drive poison like the last five idiots.
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2512. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Car service scam
#5 Trying to scam the SNOTR community is also very unpopular. If your http turns out to be unrelated to your comment you will be dealt with swiftly and removed from the site.
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2513. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How To Be More Productive
Wasn't expecting it to catch fire like that right at the very end. Spent so long watching the bloody video's today haven't got any work done!!
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2514. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Hilarious rugby ad that got banned because it was too controversial
I think England won anyway. So spin on this Scotland and Wales
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2515. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Car service scam
A bit long and a bit obvious. This happens all over the world I'm sure. Find yourself a good local mechanic ask around for recommendations. He's worth his or Her weight in Gold. Avoid dealerships, they are all bastards as are most garages.
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2516. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video English with French accent
#18 I agree it's a great shame we don't more of him these days.
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2517. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Guy Shoots His Dog
Doesn't look that happy during the tricks.
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2518. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Did u know
Just had an update from the Mother, she split from her husband two years ago after he went off with his sound technician. The kid is now seven and has just for the first time told his mother to Feck off. She was surprised as this doesn't normally happen until around 13. He has been tested for HD ADHD High definition attention deficit hyperactivity disorder as he rarely pays attention, but when he does, it's incredibly clear.
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2519. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Natalie Portman on "Eating Animals," rise of factory farming, and Harvey Weinstein
#15 Your cost comment is incorrect Quorn is not for rich people, it's much cheaper to buy than even Chicken, takes less time to cook saving you energy costs also.
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2520. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Canadians avoiding arrest...
It's weird and wrong of me but I somehow can't imagine a yout crim covered in tattoos having a Canadian accent. When I watch the video all I hear in my head is a Liverpool or Manchester accent..Maybe they were on holiday...
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2521. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Natalie Portman on "Eating Animals," rise of factory farming, and Harvey Weinstein
#12 You need to ask yourself that if faced with a cow, lamb or pig would you be prepared to kill it, cut off a piece of it's body and then cook it, before eating it.
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2522. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Natalie Portman on "Eating Animals," rise of factory farming, and Harvey Weinstein
Can't fault you on any of those comments Austin..
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2523. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Oversize load
Oh Feck...................
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2524. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Farmers In Switzerland Are Having Holes Drilled In The Stomachs Of Cows For Strange Reasons
No No No No No this is not nice, it doesn't even have a cover on it to keep flys out, NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!
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2525. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Driver Defends Flying Through Streets in Tricked Out VW Bug
So what does 26 Violations mean in good old US of A because in the good old U of K that would have been an instant ban, a massive fine and likely a jail sentence??
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2526. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Natalie Portman on "Eating Animals," rise of factory farming, and Harvey Weinstein
I've talked about this before several times but I'm a pescatarian (basically a vegetarian that also occasionally eats fish). I've not always been so, I have eaten meat in the past although for many years before changing I stopped eating red meat, only eating chicken and always with a guilty conscience.
If you take the time to read scientific reports on protein (not written by the meat industry) you will discover that red meat eaten anything like regularly is very unhealthy and has major links to heart disease and some cancers. On top of my reason for switching through was the killing, I'm a bit of a Buddhist and don't like to harm creatures if I can help it. My religion if I had one is 'If I won't kill it, I shouldn't eat it' I'm also a hypocrite because I will occasionally eat fish.
Once you make the decision to cut out red meat and find yourself only eating Chicken believe me it is a very very tiny jump to cutting out chicken and switching to a Quorn product (google it if you don't know what it is in your country) There are so many varieties of Quorn it comes in steaks, sausages, mince you name it. The texture is very similar to Chicken and it easily absorbs the flavour of any sauce you cook it in, it's also very quick to cook. Give it a week and you will be converted and feel better with yourself. JJ
If you take the time to read scientific reports on protein (not written by the meat industry) you will discover that red meat eaten anything like regularly is very unhealthy and has major links to heart disease and some cancers. On top of my reason for switching through was the killing, I'm a bit of a Buddhist and don't like to harm creatures if I can help it. My religion if I had one is 'If I won't kill it, I shouldn't eat it' I'm also a hypocrite because I will occasionally eat fish.
Once you make the decision to cut out red meat and find yourself only eating Chicken believe me it is a very very tiny jump to cutting out chicken and switching to a Quorn product (google it if you don't know what it is in your country) There are so many varieties of Quorn it comes in steaks, sausages, mince you name it. The texture is very similar to Chicken and it easily absorbs the flavour of any sauce you cook it in, it's also very quick to cook. Give it a week and you will be converted and feel better with yourself. JJ
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2527. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video What Is The Best 4WD System?
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2528. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Video Of Officer Boxing With Texas Teen Goes Viral
#0 Right idiot you are number goodness knows what of a group of Morons who come on Snotr trying to troll your stuff, unfortunately you are obviously unaware that we have a very tight community security system in place, so once again...ADMIN COULD YOU SUPPLY THE TEAM WITH THE IP ADDRESS OF YAHOO102 SO THAT WE CAN DEAL WITH HIS HARDDRIVE IN THE USUAL WAY...I THANK YOU.
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2529. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 'We OLD....we caint be doing this'!
It would have been nice to see the wife, great reaction though. and he's just settled down to a life of watching loud women's wrestling for the rest of his life
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2530. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video DARPA's Ground X-Vehicle T
#2 Austin
"Austin"
She left without leavin' a number
Said she needed to clear her mind
He figured she'd gone back to Austin
'Cause she talked shit all the time
It was almost a year before she called him up
Three rings and an answering machine is what she got
If you're callin' 'bout the car I sold it
If this is Tuesday night I'm bowling
If you've got somethin' to sell, you're wastin' your time, I'm not buyin'
If it's anybody else, wait for the tone,
You know what to do
And P.S. if this is Austin, you're a MOO MOO
The telephone fell to the counter
She heard but she couldn't believe
What kind of man would hang on that long
What kind of love that must be
She waited three days, and then she tried again
She didn't know what she'd say,
But she heard three rings and then
If it's Friday night I'm at the ballgame
And first thing Saturday, if it don't rain
I'm headed out to the lake
And I'll be gone, all weekend long
But I'll call you back when I get home
On Sunday afternoon
And P.S. If this is Austin, you're still a MOO MOO
Well, this time she left her number
But not another word
Then she waited by the phone on Sunday evenin'
And this is what he heard
If you're callin' 'bout my heart
It's still yours
I should've listened to it a little more
Then it wouldn't have taken me so long to know where I belong
And by the way, boy, this is no machine you're talkin' to
Can't you tell, this is Austin, and I'm a MOO MOO
I'm still a MOO MOO
"Austin"
She left without leavin' a number
Said she needed to clear her mind
He figured she'd gone back to Austin
'Cause she talked shit all the time
It was almost a year before she called him up
Three rings and an answering machine is what she got
If you're callin' 'bout the car I sold it
If this is Tuesday night I'm bowling
If you've got somethin' to sell, you're wastin' your time, I'm not buyin'
If it's anybody else, wait for the tone,
You know what to do
And P.S. if this is Austin, you're a MOO MOO
The telephone fell to the counter
She heard but she couldn't believe
What kind of man would hang on that long
What kind of love that must be
She waited three days, and then she tried again
She didn't know what she'd say,
But she heard three rings and then
If it's Friday night I'm at the ballgame
And first thing Saturday, if it don't rain
I'm headed out to the lake
And I'll be gone, all weekend long
But I'll call you back when I get home
On Sunday afternoon
And P.S. If this is Austin, you're still a MOO MOO
Well, this time she left her number
But not another word
Then she waited by the phone on Sunday evenin'
And this is what he heard
If you're callin' 'bout my heart
It's still yours
I should've listened to it a little more
Then it wouldn't have taken me so long to know where I belong
And by the way, boy, this is no machine you're talkin' to
Can't you tell, this is Austin, and I'm a MOO MOO
I'm still a MOO MOO
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2531. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Limo vs Train
Classic line "Didn't you see me" "Sure did" unfortunately my breaking stopping distance is two miles. I think the wheels and the front grill can be salvaged, maybe the CD player.
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2532. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Guardian Angel
He finally reached the pavement and was eaten by a Mastiff, can't be lucky all your life.
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2533. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video DARPA's Ground X-Vehicle T
Noel Coward was a charmer
As a writer he was Brahma
Velvet, jackets and pajamas
The gay divorcee and other dramas
There ain't half been some clever bastards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever bas-tards
Van Gogh did some eyeball pleasers
He must have been a pencil squeezer
He didn't do the Mona Lisa
That was an Italian geezer
There ain't half been some clever bastards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever bas-tards
Einstein can't be classed as witless
He claimed atoms were the littlest
When you did a bit of splitting-em-ness
Frighten everybody shitless
There ain't half been some clever bastards
Probably got help from their mum
(Who had help from her mum)
There ain't half been some clever bastards
Now that we've had some
Let's hope that there's lots more to come
There ain't half been some clever bastards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever bas-tards
Okey-dokey
Oh, Segovia
Da-laa la-laa da-daa da-lee
De dump di dump de dump-dump-diddle li-lee
There ain't half been some clever bastards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever bastards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever bastards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever bastards
As a writer he was Brahma
Velvet, jackets and pajamas
The gay divorcee and other dramas
There ain't half been some clever bastards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever bas-tards
Van Gogh did some eyeball pleasers
He must have been a pencil squeezer
He didn't do the Mona Lisa
That was an Italian geezer
There ain't half been some clever bastards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever bas-tards
Einstein can't be classed as witless
He claimed atoms were the littlest
When you did a bit of splitting-em-ness
Frighten everybody shitless
There ain't half been some clever bastards
Probably got help from their mum
(Who had help from her mum)
There ain't half been some clever bastards
Now that we've had some
Let's hope that there's lots more to come
There ain't half been some clever bastards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever bas-tards
Okey-dokey
Oh, Segovia
Da-laa la-laa da-daa da-lee
De dump di dump de dump-dump-diddle li-lee
There ain't half been some clever bastards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever bastards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever bastards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever bastards
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2534. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video This Audio Tech demonstrates why people are hearing both Yanny and Laurel
You would have thought that an Audio Tech, would have made sure that the demonstration was at least audible, maybe whacking up the volume a little. Or am I going deaf
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2535. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 2 Shots of Vodka
#0 That's all very well, but what if you are a really famous person for instance, in your own country and many others around the world and showing your face would make everyone act differently towards you from then on. You know wanting autographs, asking for personal appearances, money, stuff like that I mean there may be some of us who are already using their own photograph...No I'm out...
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2536. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Lifegaurd Fired for Saving a Man's Life
QUOTATION: “If the law supposes that,” said Mr. Bumble,… “the law is a ass......
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2537. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Extra Gum: The Story of Sarah & Juan
Just heard they are divorced now, fighting over the house, car and custody of two kids, he went off with his secretary and she joined Scientology, sad very sad.
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2538. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Japanese gameshow - slippery stairs
I bed they were black and blue after that, Imagine slipping down over the steps time and time again. Cruel race the Japanese I hope the prize was worth winning.
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2539. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Mouse does not know what it means to surrender
Can't beat a square meal.
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2540. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Guards get disastrously tangled up during the Garter Ceremony at Windsor.
#5 Too late Cameraman everyone one now hates you, that's what happened to Suxi all those years ago lol.
Incidentally the guard display is simply to confuse the enemy.
Incidentally the guard display is simply to confuse the enemy.
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2541. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Two vortex rings colliding in slow motion
#1 Can't be because they would need to collide several thousand times before they got it right.
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2542. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Fox hunting under snow in an incredible way
Truly amazing feat and a really cute face.
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2543. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Attack of the Tumbleweeds! (in Texas)
I think everyone should get to hug a tumbleweed before they die. I've never seen one in real life. Someone should start a company exporting them.
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2544. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How Aerogel is Made.
Well they wouldn't have discovered that process by accident.
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2545. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Nitro Funny Car Clutch - Snap-on Tech Series: Nitro Edition
#4 Yeah maybe but you didn't explain where the jam comes in? It's like you know just like part of an explanation. I mean like I could er I could er tell you just a bit about it you know but would it help in the short term for years ah i doubt it in fact I know it would. The trouble the trouble is as er you know and it doesn't need dwelling on quite as much as much people say they do and if it's in Croatia well so well so so so be it, that's sum that's some small turtle you er you er you have it anyway i think you know and maybe just maybe they could erm get divided you know divided by adding them all together taking away more that you know don't you. Nuff said ok
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2546. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Neglected dog gets all patched up by Vet Ranch
What a gorgeous dog, appalling that someone could let him get in that state. I only hope he gets to eat a controlled diet unlike his new owner.
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2547. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Courtney Hadwin: 13-Year-Old Golden Buzzer Winning Performance - America's Got Talent 2018
Absolutely amazing it's like she just came to life on that stage, obviously meant to be there, my goodness just amazing.
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2548. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Nitro Funny Car Clutch - Snap-on Tech Series: Nitro Edition
It kinda opens up arms come at out but not at the same time and er your computer kinda links it with the er the er internet and jam and stuff like you know peanut butter softens the er er disc and your tv reception is oh you know so much better for the whole process and if you are swimming at the time the exact time as this grabs hold of the lamb cutlet er well you can forget the snorkel it makes it irrelevant because well put it er this way if you want to you know work in the er delivery service eer it will depends not only on your um your grasp of er or no maybe it's because I'm a Londoner or or or or not as it as it happens so there you er have it in a nutshell errr yes it's customary to take a bow if you play someone else's fiddle but don't just don't okay it er not worth it not at that price anyway, if er if you can get a few bucks off maybe but only maybe look it's your money and all that so don't get into debt because of it all that's all I'm saying.
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2549. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Man gives eye-opening house tour after lava flows through property
Heartbreaking..........................
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2550. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The Most Inspiring Speech: The Wisdom of a Third Grade Dropout Will Change Your Life. Rick Rigsby
Certainly in the right category
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2551. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Selfish Driver Refuses to Move for Rescue 1 Because They Were “Waiting for a Spot”
Oh that's nothing, a female in the UK put an angry note on an emergency ambulance, ranting on about it being in her parking space!!
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2552. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Microburst hits airport, causing planes to literally take off and fly away from a standstill
I thought they were models at the beginning.
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2553. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The most extravagant gun I have ever seen. Owned by Sultan Mahmud I, dated 1732-1733
Without doubt a beautiful item BUT....oh I can't be arsed.
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2554. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video BBC Reporter accidentally gets high on camera
Brilliant I really hope they put that out. "Quick quick we just need one more and maybe another twelve" They said I'd gotta go to rehab I said HeeeeHeeee
They said I'd gotta go to rehab I said HeeeeHeeee53
2555. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Truth spoken on behavior when visiting Auschwitz concentration camp
#6 Thank you.
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2556. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Dog frozen from fear of vet.
"Just part of the furniture, nothing happening here folks, move on move on"
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2557. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Waking up a guy sleeping in a car
"Ah why did you wake, me I was having this amazing dream, where I escaped from some car jackers, went straight through a sign and crashed into a street light"
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2558. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Truth spoken on behavior when visiting Auschwitz concentration camp
I haven't been yet and I do have a bucket list and I hope I can be forgiven when I say that there are only two things in my bucket. The first is to see the Northern Lights and the second is to see Auschwitz. I totally agree with the comments in the video and I am appalled that people would behave that way. I am not Jewish but I have watched so many documentaries about Auschwitz and I feel I owe it to the poor people who suffered and died there to pay my respects. There seems to be so little respect in the world these days for other people, so many think only of themselves, lives have become cheap to some people which is reflected in the news everyday. Men once soldiers fighting for their country now in their 80's and 90's being attached in their own homes, beaten black and blue for a few pounds, some even having their medals stolen by youths who don't give a dam! How far away are we from the mentality that created Auschwitz I wonder
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2559. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Patient Cop Gives Drunk Man Every Chance To Go Away
It kinda makes you want to hear what the guy sounds like when he is sober.
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2560. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video CNC Machine Wrecked by Rod
I know nothing about machine work, but to my mind unless that tripod rest thingy was attached to the floor I can't see how it would have stopped this accident, if anything it would probably have been propelled around the room causing more damage. They should have gotten a couple of Rods mates like Big Billy and Fat Fred to hold it steady. #6 Lets here some of your horror stories Dennis can't be any worse than some of Austins ramblings.
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2561. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video One man Reggae band - Impressive
That ended way too soon.
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2562. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video This firefighter hose can cut through brick and metal
No doubt this will be appearing in an action movie any time soon, Maybe "No country for Middle aged men"
It did occur to me that going through the cement a hammer drill would have worked pretty well too.
It did occur to me that going through the cement a hammer drill would have worked pretty well too.
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2563. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video CNC Machine Wrecked by Rod
anyone know what was done wrong here or was it a fault in the machine? Either was looked a little expensive. I bet Rod will need to change his name now.
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2564. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video What Owning a Ramen Restaurant in Japan is Like
#5 Who poked your bottom with a nasty stick this morning, my goodness, take a chill pill.
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2565. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Drone Cuts Hornet Nest In Half
Now what's that saying about disturbing a hornets nest again.
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2566. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 1,300 drones light up the sky of Xi'an, China
How do you know when something has gone through a committee? When 1300 drones light up the sky in Xi'an, China. Where where the 1300 Chinese controlling them.
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2567. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Japanese Bike Parking Technology
#14 Not at all Thunders, there is an epidemic of utter and complete bastards using them to rob people in central London at the moment. usually two mopeds, four pieces of scum with claw hammers, attacking pedestrians and car users, demanding watches, mobiles you name it sometimes it, also involves acid being thrown in peoples faces. Does this not happen in the good old US of A or do you think the guns make a difference? Unfortunately and this goes against my general feeling of guns, the people getting attacked are sitting ducks, as you can't legally carry anything to defend yourself, obviously not guns, knives, cs gas nothing.
Unfortunately and this goes against my general feeling of guns, the people getting attacked are sitting ducks, as you can't legally carry anything to defend yourself, obviously not guns, knives, cs gas nothing.53
2568. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Man caught STEALING Gosling from Stanley Park
Slightly surprised the Canada Geese weren't a little more proactive.
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2569. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Japanese Bike Parking Technology
I think it's a great idea, but, if it only holds 200 bikes it must take a very long time to recoup construction costs unless use is really expensive.
As things are going in London at the moment, they should make them for mopeds and make them compulsory withing a three mile radius of the centre.
As things are going in London at the moment, they should make them for mopeds and make them compulsory withing a three mile radius of the centre.
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2570. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Chinese weather woman doesn't age in 22 years
#7 I'm talking literally literature-ly Thunders, ughlah was referring to the Oscar Wilde novel or more likely one of the films, 'The Picture of Dorian Grey' and the painting was definitely in the attic, don't think he had a garage lol
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2571. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Levi jeans commercial
def oh weird. .
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2572. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video First Monster Jam front flip
It might be a first for him but I'm pretty sure I've done that several times and without a monster truck to soften the blow.
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2573. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 5 inch in pin pulled from face
Perhaps he was born with it, maybe his mother was on an all iron diet.
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2574. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Chinese weather woman doesn't age in 22 years
#1 The picture would surly be in the attic.
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2575. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Decoding cheese with DNA sequencing
Interesting video, awful voice of the woman at the very end aah. So it was kind of Cheese and Grates
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2576. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video African kids seeing drone for the first time. Really puts things in perspective
I don't know about African children, I act like that that all the time, you should see me if a wasp comes into my office.
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2577. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How Much of the Earth Can You See at Once?
Brain fried as usual after about ten minutes, needs to make shorter videos.
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2578. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video AGT Winner Darci Lynne Farmer Performs with Her Puppet Pal - Pickler & Ben
I hate ventriloquists and I always tell them to their face, but they always think it's the guy next to me.
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2579. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How NOT to Clean Your Ears | BBC
UUm two mark downs in three hours for my last comment. Let me guess? One from Mircea911 for calling her an Idiot for giving everyone the advice of ignoring the Doctors and listening to her and her Grandma. And the second from a Hopi candle practitioner.
By the way if you are a Hopi candle user or worse still, someone who charges people for the con/ service!! All I will advise is next time you use the hopi candle and see the waxy type stuff at the end, get it tested, ask your practitioner to give you a signed piece of paper stating that the contents are organic and came out of your ear, keep the remains and ask for another candle of the same batch. Take it home light it (whilst not in your ear) and compare the two contents. THEY WILL BE EXACTLY THE SAME
By the way if you are a Hopi candle user or worse still, someone who charges people for the con/ service!! All I will advise is next time you use the hopi candle and see the waxy type stuff at the end, get it tested, ask your practitioner to give you a signed piece of paper stating that the contents are organic and came out of your ear, keep the remains and ask for another candle of the same batch. Take it home light it (whilst not in your ear) and compare the two contents. THEY WILL BE EXACTLY THE SAME
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2580. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How NOT to Clean Your Ears | BBC
#4 You're an idiot, I worked in the medical profession for years and what she is saying is 100% correct and you are still an idiot. If you take a close look at the entrance of your ear and then take a close look at the shape of a cotton bud you will see that the latter is perfectly shaped to jam wax into your ear. The best it will ever do is pick up tiny edges of wax fragments which are not the problem, in fact in doing so the bud has to push the wax further in. Some people are lucky and their wax falls out in tiny pieces on a daily basis, you thought it was dandruff? well yes it probably was but it was also wazdruff.
Another consideration that people don't think about is activity! If you sit on your bottom all day in an office and sit and watch TV all evening on your sofa, your daily vibrations will not help removal of your wax, if you get active, move around a bit, go for walks, your wax is much more likely to fall out.
THE PLEASURE OF THE COTTON BUD; finally I'll cut you all a break, sticking a cotton bud in your ear feels very very nice, it does, it's a fact, so if you must continue, keep to the very very very outer edge, limit yourself to 5mm that still feels nice and should give you your little fix, then move onto patches or stick a hoppy candle up your arse where they actually belong. JJ
Another consideration that people don't think about is activity! If you sit on your bottom all day in an office and sit and watch TV all evening on your sofa, your daily vibrations will not help removal of your wax, if you get active, move around a bit, go for walks, your wax is much more likely to fall out.
THE PLEASURE OF THE COTTON BUD; finally I'll cut you all a break, sticking a cotton bud in your ear feels very very nice, it does, it's a fact, so if you must continue, keep to the very very very outer edge, limit yourself to 5mm that still feels nice and should give you your little fix, then move onto patches or stick a hoppy candle up your arse where they actually belong. JJ
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2581. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How I Upgraded My iPhone Memory 800% - in Shenzhen, China
#6 It isn't actually lovely, but it is stressful in places and if you have nothing else to do....well why not sometimes you just have to take a chance
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2582. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Boneless Chicken
WTF!.......................................
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2583. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video German Sheperd realizes owner isnt behind him any more.
#3 He did though didn't he, so it was alright in the end, now cheer up.
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2584. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Latvian firefighters catch mid-air flying person who attempted suicide
OMD and I bet she had nothing else planned for the day.
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2585. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Mongoose tries to play dead.
Great laugh..... A mongoose that thinks it's a a possum.
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2586. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Virgin Galactic's VSS Unity's First Powered Test-Flight! My old man is the pilot and this is a huge
Very shiny...................................
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2587. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video German Sheperd realizes owner isnt behind him any more.
Poor dog, his stress levels would have been through the roof, you should never do that to a dog!! A child yes but never a dog
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2588. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Tree Trunk Carving
#17 Probably got eyes full of splinters these days.
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2589. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video It's not stupid if it works.
#1 That has to be untrue there is no such place in the UK as Great Yarmouth I've been and it isn't. Neither is there a Weston-super-mare they are both just Yarmouth and Weston-Mare believe me.
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2590. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video We Sent Garlic Bread to the Edge of Space, Then Ate It
GARLIC Bread!!
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2591. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How I Upgraded My iPhone Memory 800% - in Shenzhen, China
OMD I need a drink after that!!
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2592. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Is that a Supra??
I've got a feeling it might be a Supra, just glad it wasn't a Maserati, the video was long enough as it was.
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2593. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video This Mushroom Starts Killing You Before You Even Realize It
Fairly sure at 0.53 in the video there was a mushroom doing card tricks, ironically at the same moment the woman said it was very magical when you are there lol.
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2594. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video This is How All-You-Can-Eat Buffets Really Make Their Money
I take absolutely no notice of all those in built obstacles on the rare occasion that i go to a buffet. I head straight for the things I like, usually I prefer the starter section to the main. Once I have loaded my plate with the nice stuff, I add a little rice, perhaps a few noodles some sauces then I'll go and do it all again maybe again after that, then I'm stuffed but only with the feed I like. So there Buffets your black magic is wasted on this customer...
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2595. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Hilarious Footage: Starbucks Sensitivity Training
#4 Okay Austin this is it. You have been on Snotr now for a number of years and I am intrigued to know a little more about you, not because I want to have babies with you, not even if you are a female Austin. But you type as if you have swallowed encyclopedia Britannica, you use seventy two words when six would probably do. What do you do for a living and how old are you?
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2596. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Hilarious Footage: Starbucks Sensitivity Training
It really wasn't funny or politically correct, but then it's a well known fact that ginger people can't act.
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2597. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Elevator of Shame | Crowd Control
The only way this thing was ever going to work, is if the LIFT it's a fecking LIFT, doors stayed open and it didn't go anywhere, that way everyone would eventually get out and take the stairs.
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2598. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Take a Look inside China’s Giant Communal Homes—the Fujian Tulou
Ooou I couldn't imagine living like that Uggh!
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2599. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video ATM skimming team at work
I'm sure the ATM's could be designed in a way that prevents this kind of thing happening. I suggested a few years ago that they have some kind of a mechanical changing fascia so that nothing could be attached to the front or a constantly changing coloured fascia that would show up any attachment. Better still like this one, have the camera connected to the ATM and immediately shut the fecking thing down.
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2600. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Elevator of Shame | Crowd Control
#2 You have been identified as a Snotr SPAM user!!!! Admin will provide your ip address publicly and your hard drive will receive a lesson.
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2601. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Butcher Knife Nunchucks
I bet he started off with butchers spoons.
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2602. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The richest village in China is also mysterious
Well I wouldn't want to live there, what a dump!!
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2603. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Bear gets hit in the nuts for messing with water tank
He's doing the classic bear trick of pretending that it didn't hurt and that he just wanted the piece of wire.
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2604. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Girl's eye trick so awesome
#2 She has a nice pussy She has, she has, it's between her legs, on her knee, it's very furry oh come on.
She has, she has, it's between her legs, on her knee, it's very furry oh come on. 53
2605. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Amazing badminton shot!
#10 The guy in black won the point
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2606. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Do Pedophiles Rule the World ?
If I live to be 60 I will never understand pedophilia, I mean the world is full of beautiful women, do these people not get turned on by them and it's legal. It's a shame there isn't a blood test that everyone has from birth that indicates whether this person is going to be a pedophile, followed by a vaccine that removes either the tendency or the person. likewise for the women of course, I do realise this isn't entirely a male problem.
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2607. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Starbucks training video
Very funny..........
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2608. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Cat invades tennis court, nearly gets hit! | Rome 2018
#7 Arrrl and I typed all that explanation. lol
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2609. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video I Dare You To Watch This Entire Video
What happened at the end? I didn't watch it!
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2610. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Deep Bore Into Antarctica Finds Freezing Ice, Not Melting as Expected
Looked like the colon-ectomy I had the other month.
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2611. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video See an Ancient Wonder of China that Transforms a River | National Geographic
Oh Yangtze oh Yangtze beautiful river, river teemed with fish.
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2612. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Updated yesterday 2:13 A Retirement Home for Young and Old Great Big Story 166K views 2:45 The Fre
#1 Is that the Icelandic seed bank?
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2613. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Oil Under High Voltage
He's either going to discover something new and amazing or die trying.
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2614. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video A Parrot And A Plastic Cup
Hilarious and much funnier than a cat running across a tennis court.
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2615. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Cat invades tennis court, nearly gets hit! | Rome 2018
#3 Thunders. There is nothing especially wrong or right with the video, my point which I probably made badly is that after another pause of the site, we were then treated to a single lame video of a cat running across a tennis court!
If you think about the compilation videos we sometimes get which show a dozen animal mishaps, a cat running across a tennis court would probably have been the one you forgot first. I do appreciate whoever is was uploading it. I was merely asking Snotr Admin , if the videos had all dried up and they were scraping the bottom of the barrel a little, if that was the case hopefully everyone would make a special effort and upload some new ones.
Obviously there has now been a small influx of new stuff to watch so I'm happy again Also and I feel a little silly admitting this but, it probably came as familiarity or more accurately lack there of, that I only recently realised that there was a RAMDOM VIDEO button at the top of the screen, yes DER I know!! So as the site has been running for over ten years and I've only been here around four, there are lots of video's I haven't seen, so I just click away at the randoms when ever I feel like now.
If you think about the compilation videos we sometimes get which show a dozen animal mishaps, a cat running across a tennis court would probably have been the one you forgot first. I do appreciate whoever is was uploading it. I was merely asking Snotr Admin , if the videos had all dried up and they were scraping the bottom of the barrel a little, if that was the case hopefully everyone would make a special effort and upload some new ones.
Obviously there has now been a small influx of new stuff to watch so I'm happy again
Also and I feel a little silly admitting this but, it probably came as familiarity or more accurately lack there of, that I only recently realised that there was a RAMDOM VIDEO button at the top of the screen, yes DER I know!! So as the site has been running for over ten years and I've only been here around four, there are lots of video's I haven't seen, so I just click away at the randoms when ever I feel like now. 53
2616. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Cat invades tennis court, nearly gets hit! | Rome 2018
So we get a couple of days without a video, then we get a cat running across a tennis court! SNOTR do you need some new video's uploading? you only have to ask lol.
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2617. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Pandas using a slide
They are just black and white Children.
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2618. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video A Hole in a Hole in a Hole
#11 He wouldn't have seen that.
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2619. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video This is how the Ferrari 458 is unloaded in Japan !
#5 I guess so, but I still think it's worth watching the car do its stuff and that skirt.
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2620. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Archie Bunker on Slavery
I would like to think that racism was never better summed up than by Chris Rock. It's not the Black people that the white people hate it's the N*****s ( won't ever use that word) If you are standing at the cash machine at midnight all alone, it's not the Black person behind you that you have to worry about it's the N****r standing behind him.
Racism much like Religion is perpetrated often genetically by stupid ignorant, wrongly educated people who go through life without ever thinking beyond their own blinkered existence. They regard people of other colours as below them intellectually when often the opposite is the case.
Unfortunately in youth culture, the trouble and violence is more often seen as coming from the Black culture (The N****** if you will) so they stereo-type themselves, in London as I'm sure it is in New York and other large cities, a day does not go by without a reporting of assault, knife crime and gun crime, and when they are caught the faces you see in the news are not often white.
I know teachers and there seems to be a culture with some black adolescents that it is not cool to be educated, so they don't attend classes and as if by magic they then hang around streets get into drugs and gangs, never get a job, who's going to employ them with no qualification?? it's a vicious circle that needs breaking. This does also happen with a percentage of white adolescents also, I'm sure we all remember them at school, the one's who just didn't want to know.
So my point is that you have two different types of racist, the morons who just hate for hate sake and everyday folk who are constantly bombarded with crime coming from the stereotypical's I don't honestly think these people only distrust and are fearful of anyone for the colour of their skin. it's the behavior that people are racist towards.
Racism much like Religion is perpetrated often genetically by stupid ignorant, wrongly educated people who go through life without ever thinking beyond their own blinkered existence. They regard people of other colours as below them intellectually when often the opposite is the case.
Unfortunately in youth culture, the trouble and violence is more often seen as coming from the Black culture (The N****** if you will) so they stereo-type themselves, in London as I'm sure it is in New York and other large cities, a day does not go by without a reporting of assault, knife crime and gun crime, and when they are caught the faces you see in the news are not often white.
I know teachers and there seems to be a culture with some black adolescents that it is not cool to be educated, so they don't attend classes and as if by magic they then hang around streets get into drugs and gangs, never get a job, who's going to employ them with no qualification?? it's a vicious circle that needs breaking. This does also happen with a percentage of white adolescents also, I'm sure we all remember them at school, the one's who just didn't want to know.
So my point is that you have two different types of racist, the morons who just hate for hate sake and everyday folk who are constantly bombarded with crime coming from the stereotypical's I don't honestly think these people only distrust and are fearful of anyone for the colour of their skin. it's the behavior that people are racist towards.
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2621. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Man vs Bear Compilation
You would have thought there would have been at least one clip where the Bear got her Russian.
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2622. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video This is how the Ferrari 458 is unloaded in Japan !
#3 Works fine on mine after the credits, must be your computer pal.
I didn't realise that the 458 had that auto demo mode built in, just amazing!! Little bit disappointing that the the girl with the VERY short skirt got to drive it away though, I was hoping she was just going to pose with it a little longer.
I didn't realise that the 458 had that auto demo mode built in, just amazing!! Little bit disappointing that the the girl with the VERY short skirt got to drive it away though, I was hoping she was just going to pose with it a little longer.
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2623. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Super Mario World -- Credits Warp in 5:59.6 (First Time Ever on Console)
I wonder what his girlfriend is called...I
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2624. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How an AK-47 Works
#1 I have my suspicions that you may be another SPAM irritation and if I'm right you have come to the wrong site. As your Admin will supply the "Team" with your ip address and you will be dealt with very UNsympathetically.
As for the animation, as much as I'm sure it is very well done, the thought that a dead person is often found at the end of each discharge, bothers me.
As for the animation, as much as I'm sure it is very well done, the thought that a dead person is often found at the end of each discharge, bothers me.
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2625. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video This Horrifying Ride In Japan Is Pedal-Powered
#2 Jane, I can only assume you do not have an issue with heights? Sadly I do, I can't help it, it must be in my genes, but I can absolutely assure you that if you did, the word horrifying would be quite apt
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2626. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How They Removed 1,400 Cars And A Sunk Ship From The Bottom Of The Sea.
It would have been a lot simpler if the fecking drivers had looked where they were going, all that ocean and they collide !!
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2627. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video This Horrifying Ride In Japan Is Pedal-Powered
I don't pedal. But it would have been nice to see a little more of it.
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2628. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video What's the Difference Between Brown Eggs and White Eggs?
Yep They are the same end of.
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2629. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video G-Force, Jerk, and Passing Out In A Centrifuge
Don't think I'd fancy putting myself through that.
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2630. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Concerned UPS Driver Calls 911 After Parrot Cries ‘Help Me’
Well why the feck did she teach it "Help Me" silly woman.
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2631. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Last minute save
Cutting it a bit fine.............. Literally.
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2632. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Honda CBR 1000RR Fireblade
You sure this isn't a computer game?
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2633. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Porch Pirate almost gets Shot!
#8 Jane look, your comments are very confusing, whats the number after all the bullet points? example Home invasion2 794?? I presume you mean 2794..Are you copy pasting?? cos that's a shootable offence round these parts.
After all is said and done, I think the bastard stealing the package deserves a bit of the blame here. I mean what are you suggesting? If I'm in my garden carrying a long handled brush and a ferret punch and some utter and complete bastard helps himself to a package on my porch, maybe it's an urgent part for my child's dialysis machine, that has come all the way from Japan. Should I not attempt to beat the crap out of my robber if he refuses to hand it over? For I'm pretty sure with enough blows especially if it's a hard bristle brush and a few savage lunges with the Ferret Punch, I'm fairly sure I could do as much damage as with a gun, or are you suggesting I should just wave my brush at him and shout "OOu you rotter2"?
After all is said and done, I think the bastard stealing the package deserves a bit of the blame here. I mean what are you suggesting? If I'm in my garden carrying a long handled brush and a ferret punch and some utter and complete bastard helps himself to a package on my porch, maybe it's an urgent part for my child's dialysis machine, that has come all the way from Japan. Should I not attempt to beat the crap out of my robber if he refuses to hand it over? For I'm pretty sure with enough blows especially if it's a hard bristle brush and a few savage lunges with the Ferret Punch, I'm fairly sure I could do as much damage as with a gun, or are you suggesting I should just wave my brush at him and shout "OOu you rotter2"?
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2634. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video It’s Illegal to Visit This Island in the Indian Ocean, and Here’s Why
Wouldn't it be tempting to air drop them information about the outside world? It's amazing that (and quite rightly so) we search outer space for the faintest sign of life, send rockets and probes to planets in the hope of finding alien life and most people's dream is to get communication from an Alien race that obviously doesn't want to eat us and learn about them and pass information about us to them, we have even sent a record all about Earth, our music, what we look like in the hope that some life form will one day discover it and contact us. YET here we have a race of human beings that know nothing of the outside world, obviously they are a bit nasty and that would have to be beaten out of them the feckers, but I say make them know about Donald Trump, let them hear some Mozart and some Beatles, drop them a large MP3 with a big red button on it, they are bound to press it at some point. Better still get one of those crop sprayers and anesthetize the whole island, then while they are asleep, dress them all in tailored suits and give them nice hair cuts, build little shops all over the island and place one of them in each shop selling beach goods and doughnuts and set up camera's everywhere so we can see what they do when they wake up.
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2635. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Porch Pirate almost gets Shot!
#4 Oh my oh my Jane Austin has started another novel is this Persuasion take 2 or Sense and Sensibility the later years.
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2636. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How not to check if an electrical cable is live
He put the rubber gloves on, still stupid but at least now they know.
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2637. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Busted! Two women caught stealing a canopy on the beach, then attack!
Thieving toe rags. and a new video wippee!!!
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2638. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Legs for the Piano moon light sonata
"We shall not, we shall not be moved" Bring on the new videos
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2639. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Legs for the Piano moon light sonata
#34 Are you on the right site? This is about grand pianos and how many legs they have .................................................................
I think we should have a dirty protest as this pause has gone on far far far toooooo long. lets have lots and lots of comments about getting Snotr back running again, lets see if we can get the comments to 100
.................................................................I think we should have a dirty protest as this pause has gone on far far far toooooo long. lets have lots and lots of comments about getting Snotr back running again, lets see if we can get the comments to 100
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2640. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Legs for the Piano moon light sonata
How long is this Pause going to last????????????????
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2641. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Legs for the Piano moon light sonata
#22#23 Totally agree with both comments except we do care, but I don't live in America, if I did I would be doing everything I could to get through the thick skulls of the pro Gunners, that this needs to be addressed and stopped.
ADMIN on another note.....As much as I like seeing Lola when I switch Snotr on each day, she has been at the top of the page for long enough now..Could we have some new video's please.....
ADMIN on another note.....As much as I like seeing Lola when I switch Snotr on each day, she has been at the top of the page for long enough now..Could we have some new video's please.....
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2642. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Helix Fries
I'm thinking "Helix my fries"
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2643. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Deep Water Solo Climbing
At least put a few sharks in the water, make it a bit of a challenge.
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2644. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Legs for the Piano moon light sonata
#14 Trust you to bring the tone right down Thunders lol. Mind you I had to play the video seven more times before I actually realised he was there at all, now I can just see him in my peripheral vision.
#13 It's a very sad fact of life I'm afraid, and no it doesn't change as you creep up the decades and why should it? Your balls may grow older but your eye balls stay around 17 all your life, it just gets a little more blurred. The only thing that changes is that they don't look back quite so often.
If you look very closely at 0:35 the guy makes a gesture with his nose that suggests Lola may have broken wind and at 0:50 she grins to prove it.
#13 It's a very sad fact of life I'm afraid, and no it doesn't change as you creep up the decades and why should it? Your balls may grow older but your eye balls stay around 17 all your life, it just gets a little more blurred. The only thing that changes is that they don't look back quite so often.
If you look very closely at 0:35 the guy makes a gesture with his nose that suggests Lola may have broken wind and at 0:50 she grins to prove it.
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2645. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Legs for the Piano moon light sonata
#8 Totally out of my league, but doesn't stop her being my kind of woman, I'd even make allowances for her being Russian but she would need to slow down a little bit.
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2646. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Legs for the Piano moon light sonata
#4 I think we should have half each, ordinarily I'd go for the bottom half but to be honest she's pretty perfect head to toe.
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2647. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How Restaurants Use Psychology to Make You Spend More Money
#1 MOre likely it explains that you are a greedy barsteward.
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2648. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Legs for the Piano moon light sonata
Now that is my kind of woman.
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2649. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Why Diplomats Can't be Arrested
So if a diplomat cannot be arrested, but he or she is thought to have committed a murder, how can they be arrested to stand trial to find out if they are guilty or not?
By the way, diplomats are not given any immunity whatsoever in my village, if you are a diplomat and you come to my village, you will be arrested and you will have your ass kicked during the arrest procedure. it's just the way it is, it's nothing personal....unless you are Russian of course then it is personal and you will get your ass well whipped and you can complain as much as you like it won't make no difference except that you will probably get your ass whipped again even harder this time for all that complaining and whining and stuff, if there is anything we hate in my village is a whining Russian diplomat, so look just don't come okay!!.................................
By the way, diplomats are not given any immunity whatsoever in my village, if you are a diplomat and you come to my village, you will be arrested and you will have your ass kicked during the arrest procedure. it's just the way it is, it's nothing personal....unless you are Russian of course then it is personal and you will get your ass well whipped and you can complain as much as you like it won't make no difference except that you will probably get your ass whipped again even harder this time for all that complaining and whining and stuff, if there is anything we hate in my village is a whining Russian diplomat, so look just don't come okay!!
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2650. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Ford Mustang eaten by lava in Hawaii
If the mustang was parked outside of a house, I think I might be more worried about the house.
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2651. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The Obsolete Man
I was waiting for the der der der der. der der der der of the twilight zone.
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2652. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Top 10 INCREDIBLE Alternatives to Alternative ENERGY
The future is definitely not orange then.
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2653. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Are You Sitting Too Much?
#1 Not necessarily, they might be watching it standing up.
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2654. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Schrödinger's Cat
I have an answer....If the bomb goes off, the cat dies, if the bomb doesn't go off the cat lives. End of story end of problem.
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2655. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Why construction takes forever
Good to see that again.
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2656. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Baby Hummingbird
Did you know that a hummingbird eats it's own weight in food everyday? It doesn't need to weight it though it just eats another hummingbird.
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2657. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Swarm robots cooperate with a flying drone.
And now here we are in 2018 slaves to the robots..."Yes I'm coming, I'm just typing this piec....surly someone else could give you a back rub...I'm kinda busy here...right right okay put the phaser down, I'm on my way..touchy or what"
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2658. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The guide book that helped black Americans travel during segregation
Just 54 short years ago, incredible.
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2659. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Why Hawaii's volcano is so UNUSUAL
Pretty girl....Interesting video....what is there not to like.
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2660. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Definition of Voltage and Current (ElectroBOOM101-002)
Brain fried............
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2661. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Evanna Lynch Switches It Up With a Horrifying Makeup Tutorial
Could we have a little clarity here? All the companies listed test their products on Animals when the product is sold in China? Is that what she said? Surly that means that if the same product is sold elsewhere, then it has been tested on animals? or is it me? I don't mean tested on me obviously, I mean....you know what I mean, stop being awkward.
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2662. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video A Day in Auschwitz
#13 It's a shame it's been two years since your comment and I don't recall you being on snotr any more. which is probably not a bad thing. But just in case you are still around and still share the same view please PM me and explain how you came to that conclusion.
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2663. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Jumpy the Athletic dog
Five years on I wonder how he's doing?
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2664. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Heart stop beating
Well six years on and I've still not had a conversation with anyone without a pulse....... apart from Suxi.
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2665. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Oh Sheep!
They are the one's that I usually count when I can't sleep.
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2666. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video This Might Be The Wildest Boat Race On Earth | Red Bull Dinghy Derby
Some people just do know how to enjoy themselves.
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2667. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Crane Crash Compilation
At first I thought it said Plane crash compilation they I saw a crane crash then I saw a plane on a crane crash, now I'm having a rest.
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2668. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Jeremy feels the G-force
I don't think he actually did it.
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2669. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video F/A-18F Carrier Break
Just like parking a Mini.
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2670. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How Countries are Building Designer Islands
#1 Totally agree with that.
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2671. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 2019 Corvette ZR1 Top Speed Test
I'm just thankful they gave the speed in good old MPH not that silly kmph that mean nothing at all to me.
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2672. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Immune Cell Migration in the Zebrafish Inner Ear
#6 Ah bless!
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2673. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 40 Seconds Flat
That was wild, you couldn't tell it in his voice though lol
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2674. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Amazing flip book animation
Staggering nuff said....................
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2675. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Immune Cell Migration in the Zebrafish Inner Ear
Thunders did you put this on especially for me?
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2676. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video High wind footlaunch
#27 Only eight years too old with your comment.
And he flew all the way to the sun and was frazzled and his name was Icarus.
And he flew all the way to the sun and was frazzled and his name was Icarus.
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2677. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Insane Jump by a Buick La sabre
Needs a little additional weight rear left hand side, perhaps a baby seat would do it.
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2678. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Plebs etc, funny sceen
#11 Suxi you old Codger, we are all monkeys at heart you know.
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2679. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Honey I lost my job today...
Not quite...
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2680. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Amazon delivery driver caught stealing
#5 You only get one warning to feck off on this site then the consequences are lethal, consider this yours.....
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2681. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Michael S. Schneider explains how the Ancient Egyptians and modern computers multiply
ADMIN YET AGAIN WE HAVE A NEW MORON TRYING TO SCAM SNOTR. NAME 'WINGSIO' AS USUAL COULD YOU SUPPLY US WITH WINGSIO'S IP ADDRESS AND WE'LL DEAL WITH THE FECKING INDIOT IN THE TIME MANNERED WAY OF PUMPING HIS PC FULL OF VIRUS.....I THANK YOU........
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2682. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Plebs etc, funny sceen
#8 Suxi a couple of weeks ago you did nothing up upload video after video after video from the same site, hardly took any thought, an untrained Monkey could have done that, now if you haven't got anything nice to say and all that.......
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2683. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Runway completely disappears in rain
Runway at Brigadoon.
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2684. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Dog afraid of Julia Roberts
Obviously the dog used to belong to Julia Roberts.
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2685. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Van explosion
Bang! Now you can drive past.....
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2686. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Dutch comedy sketch explains how the modern world sees America’s baffling gun problem
#16 Bullshit!! Suxi. The problem with the USA is now unfix-able. The Pandora box containing guns is wide open and they ain't going back in. The fact that no other civilized country in the world would want to have your Gun laws, or Gun Crimes seems to fly over the heads of Congress and the NRA. Good old U S of A.
A startling number of gun related murders may well happen in poverty stricken area's but a fair number are being committed by white collar wealthy kids who as teenagers get a monk on (as teenagers do) and slaughter half their classmates and teachers. It's a sad world we live in but I definitely prefer living in a country where the likelyhood of meeting someone with a gun is tiny rather than an everyday occurrence.
A startling number of gun related murders may well happen in poverty stricken area's but a fair number are being committed by white collar wealthy kids who as teenagers get a monk on (as teenagers do) and slaughter half their classmates and teachers. It's a sad world we live in but I definitely prefer living in a country where the likelyhood of meeting someone with a gun is tiny rather than an everyday occurrence.
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2687. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Plebs etc, funny sceen
Lol Lol LMAO Look guys sorry you didn't like the SCEEN which is indeed a word used to describe something that you have no idea how to react to, well spotted #5. Suxi found it discusting, so as far as I'm concerned it was a complete success. The question now is how long will it be at the top of the SCREEN awaiting a new video from Admin.
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2688. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Plebs etc, funny sceen
Quickly quickly want to say...Only the first scene (From Plebs) is the reason I uploaded this, Couldn't find the full scene anywhere else, apart from a really poor quality version. The rest of this video, I personally think is Shite.
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2689. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Komodo Venom and its Effects
Good old Monty.
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2690. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Deer runs over dog
This is a typical attack from a female red deer, probably has young nearby. I've seem them run at people on bicycles, knocking them off. If you get too close and you have a dog with you, they will usually attack the dog.
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2691. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Gun Control Explained by "Mr Bean"
Technically this is not Mr Bean.
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2692. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Dutch comedy sketch explains how the modern world sees America’s baffling gun problem
It's actually the bullets that kill people, the guns help though and the fact that you can buy both at your local Walmart while buying your groceries, shows how normalised this has become for the average American. I think the world outside of America are just bemused that America can't see the wood for the trees,
Americans come to the UK and they think it's quaint, it isn't quaint, with the exception for a relatively small number of feckheads who carry knives and guns, (notice we call them Feckheads, you call them citizens) it's a relatively peaceful country.
Americans come to the UK and they think it's quaint, it isn't quaint, with the exception for a relatively small number of feckheads who carry knives and guns, (notice we call them Feckheads, you call them citizens) it's a relatively peaceful country.
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2693. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Actors Cold Read Facts on Illegal Immigration off of a Teleprompter
I wanna know how none citizens can be responsible for minus 29% of all murders. ........
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2694. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Exotic street race interrupted by surprise sleeper car
I'm afraid I've hit the sensible age when all I see are fecking idiots on a public road putting others at risk. Plus three drivers there who would not be drivers if caught.
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2695. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The Manslater ! (Woman Language Translator)
Better a repeat that no video at all......
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2696. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 20 000 videos - Thank you!
#9 Where did you get the 23% figure from?
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2697. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 20 000 videos - Thank you!
I love this site and it's wonderful that it has reached 20000 video's BUT.. and please don't take this the wrong way, there are too many days when I click on the site and there aren't any new video's to watch, I wish this could be addressed, I know nearly all the admin team have either left, lost interest or moved on to other projects, I know that because you have told us. I have personally uploaded a number of video's recently, which haven't been shown. Is there no way you can do a few days at a time, maybe three video's a day. It's really irritating when day after day we click on the site and nothing has changed, after all that is why people love snotr.
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2698. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Eating a 45 year old US military candy ration
Perhaps in 1945 that's what food tasted like, in the military anyway lol.
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2699. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Hypatia, The Most MYSTERIOUS Stone in the Solar System
So we don't know, but now we think we do know. Which means it isn't the most mysterious stone in the universe, now we are just back to Keith Richards again.
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2700. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video That Time a Guy Parachuted Onto Devils Tower and No One Could Figure Out How to Get Him Down
#4 The fish face part was a joke but I did really miss you lol
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2701. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Meteor caught on camera at a Modest Mouse show
#1 I wonder if that's what the dinosaurs thought...
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2702. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video That Time a Guy Parachuted Onto Devils Tower and No One Could Figure Out How to Get Him Down
Fascinating story, he's very lucky he didn't do it thirty six years later, otherwise he would have had Richard Dreyfuss and a load of Aliens up there with him. They casually left out in the film how difficult it was to get up there didn't they.
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2703. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Tour of The Deadliest Garden In The World
#1 A lot of them are used in medicine and a fair few in murders.
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2704. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Plane crash in Russia
If I was guessing teenagers joyriding, little bastards.
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2705. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video "INTERROGATING ZUCKERBERG" — A Bad Lip Reading
#3 ADMIN!! WE HAVE ANOTHER ARSEHOLE ON THE SITE, THAT NEEDS REMOVING....funnyjokes aparantly, although not in the slightest. COULD YOU LET US ALL HAVE HIS IP ADDRESS, LIKE LAST TIME, SO THAT WE CAN ALL SEND HIM THAT FECK UP HIS HARDDRIVE SOFWARE AGAIN......THANKS>>
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2706. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Incredible "Toilet" plant | Attenborough 60 Years in the wild
#3 I am merely rethinking what I originally said on Camera... Er no obviously, I mean what Attenborough said, not me, I'm not Attenborough using Snotr under a different identity, no no no not even if if I have time between shoots, sorry got to go HRH the Queen is on the phone again. bye..."Hello Elizabeth how's things, ha ha ha, yes I was just using that voice operated software, to put something on the internet again, are you still grieving over the Corgi?.... tragic yes you do have my sympathy...Switched the software off? Oh yes I wouldn't be so stupid to leave it o...Oh feck!
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2707. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Terrible Infomercials
I want to be a Titty Bear, I mean Tiddy Bear.
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2708. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Incredible "Toilet" plant | Attenborough 60 Years in the wild
Or was that a one off, what if the shrew and already been, before dinner.
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2709. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video "INTERROGATING ZUCKERBERG" — A Bad Lip Reading
If only that was real............
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2710. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Corporate Math
#14 It will hold true until the Earth Boils.
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2711. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video A motorbike rolls out of this plant every 18 seconds
#4 Perhaps they clash with their firearms
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2712. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Lightning vs. plane
and everyone left the plane with their hair standing on end
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2713. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video A motorbike rolls out of this plant every 18 seconds
They might roll out every 18 seconds, but that's because there is a back log....At the other side of the factory every 17 seconds come the bloodstained returns.
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2714. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Scientists at odds over Kenya's massive crack
It must be like living in Ireland now, as everyone is walking around saying "What's the Crack!" I wonder if Debora Patta has a ....no no mustn't do the obvious.
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2715. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Deadly Oasis In The Sahara Desert
#3 Absolutely nobody. I know they usually don't, but in my mind, they got a long stick and rescued that swallow, fed it flies for a few days and set it on it's way.
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2716. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Amazing spray paint art
Looks like Bognor
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2717. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Lettuce-lapse
#2 Spelt is perfectly good and correct English and means the same as Spelled in your language, which I assume is either American or you are using the American 'spell checker on Snotr'. For an English person to say "He spelled it wrong" the person would probably be in primary school and would be corrected to say "He spelt it incorrectly. Feel free to apologise. without a Z..You Muppet Nazi....lol
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2718. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Worlds Worst Sheepdog
#3 Sorry read it through three times and makes no fecking sense at all, are you a Johnny?
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2719. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video World Amazing Silo demolition torn down - Awsome footage
All in all it's been a very destructive day on Snotr.
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2720. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Snow plowing train
We could do with one of those in the UK occasionally.
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2721. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Nadia Comaneci's perfect 10
#4 They don't normally live long enough for arthritis, once they get hooked on the steroids and switch to Opioids, it's only a small summersault to the gutter.
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2722. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Worlds Worst Sheepdog
Nelson needs to be careful 1) If they aren't his sheep, he could get shot. 2) Sheep can defend themselves. 3) They could have his eye out
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2723. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Water Tower Collapsing Compilation
RIP. I wonder what causes this, something like Dutch Elm Disease maybe. Anyone know where the nearest Water-tower Graveyard is, I'd like to take flowers and pay my respects.
By the way, Fin!! is meant to mean FINISH, I just couldn't go on after that...too emotional.
By the way, Fin!! is meant to mean FINISH, I just couldn't go on after that...too emotional.
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2724. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Tumbleweeds invade
Anyone got a time lapse of a Tumble weed growing? I wonder if you can eat them?..
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2725. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Lettuce-lapse
If they really grew at that speed I would only eat lettuce. Isn't it spelt funny! We don't say Let-Tuce we say Let-Tis. Who do you speak to, to get it re-spelt as Lettis .
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2726. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video House explosion caught on dashcam
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"
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2727. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Aspirin Journey through the body - 3D Animation
#1 Yes likewise, I take aspirin daily. Where is the bit where it makes your stomach bleed.
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2728. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Baby Elephant and Red Toy Clarinet
I get the Elephant will never forget that.
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2729. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Clouds - 2D Animation @ University Of Hertfordshire 2008
Well.... yeah...I ...guess
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2730. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Nadia Comaneci's perfect 10
But was she drugs tested.
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2731. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Dancer on the highway
You don't see that everyday....Just every Friday when Rodrigus has finished work.
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2732. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Hilarious video of woman who gets stuck behind dryer
She wasn't really stuck was she, just awkward to get out.
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2733. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Cross a Canyon on Peru’s Last Handwoven Bridge
Yeah I never really left, just waited around patiently for you to return lol. There is always some idiot pressing buttons, probably attracted by the shiny buttons. My activity level is jammed at excessive sadly. So where have you been Thundersnowing, a rival site I'm guessing
So where have you been Thundersnowing, a rival site I'm guessing53
2734. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Cross a Canyon on Peru’s Last Handwoven Bridge
#11 Sorry Thunders, As there hasn't been any new videos for a few days I haven't been opening the site fully. Snotr does seem rather stuck, but it's not the first time. I think they should change the name to 'Snotr on, on a weekday'.
Sorry to hear about your didgy dodgy Shoulder, interesting that you call it 'sick call' in England we call it 'sick leave' in Scotland, Ireland and Wales they call it 'skiving' Pronounced Sky-Ving! Partly relieved it wasn't yet another baby, getting too many paternity law suits in the post as it is. Hope you are going to hang around this time, it's not the site it was and it is far far worse without the old group, especially you.
Sorry to hear about your didgy dodgy Shoulder, interesting that you call it 'sick call' in England we call it 'sick leave' in Scotland, Ireland and Wales they call it 'skiving' Pronounced Sky-Ving! Partly relieved it wasn't yet another baby, getting too many paternity law suits in the post as it is. Hope you are going to hang around this time, it's not the site it was and it is far far worse without the old group, especially you.
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2735. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video John Cleese Interview - about PC and societies w sensitives
I think what Mr Cleese is trying to say, is that the World has a proportion of Arseholes in it, and we should take absolutely no notice of these self opinionated barstards. In fact preferably, as they are the minority, we should send them to an island and let them moan to each other.
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2736. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The Wasabi You Eat Probably Isn’t Wasabi
I hate the stuff, but now I'm sure what I hate.
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2737. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Get Lost with the World's Master Maze Maker
Yet another video from the a Maze ing 'Great big story' website that Suxi is gradually emptying.
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2738. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Guts and Glory: Scotland’s Champion Haggis Maker
#2 It's a PUPPET... Me thinks you have been sipping a little too much fermented haggis pee from the nipple buckoo. I won't dis the Haggis just to say the Americans are probably right not to allow it into their Country.
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2739. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Cross a Canyon on Peru’s Last Handwoven Bridge
#4 Thunders where the clucking bell have you been, not had another baby have you, come on 14 is enough for any family.
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2740. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Size Comparison of The UNIVERSE
#7 Well I hope those of you who are waiting are very patient. I had a good up in the sky this morning...No sign at all..not a glimmer.
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2741. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Botafumeiro en la Catedral de Santiago de Compostela / Cathedral of Santiago de Compostela
#6 Like most things in religion it is ancient pointless nonsense. Clearing and purifying the space from spirits and bad influences. To start with this is a church! If anywhere should be already clear of bad influences (Actually no you are right) If it removes the paedophiles keep swinging.
This is the year 2018 2018!!
This is the year 2018 2018!!
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2742. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The Surprising Plant Helping Kenyan Farmers Prosper
Another interesting story Suxi, but all your video's seem to coming from pretty much one website we might as well just go there direct.
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2743. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Turtle Known for Punk Appearance Listed as Endangered
To be fare the Turtle has been around an awful lot longer than punk, so I suggest punks should be renamed the Mary River Turtles or perhaps the Marys for short, sort of apt I think.
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2744. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Got a Pest Problem? Call the Quack Squad
What do you do for a living.......well you know this and that, a bit of Ducking and Diving. Great story.
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2745. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Botafumeiro en la Catedral de Santiago de Compostela / Cathedral of Santiago de Compostela
What a load of bunkum, grown men swinging a bucket of smoke.
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2746. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Size Comparison of The UNIVERSE
#1 I thought not
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2747. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Quick Change Artist
I'd like to see him do it without the stupid hat....yeah that's what I'd like to see.......
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2748. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The World's Priciest Cheese Is Made from Donkey Milk
The most expensive cheese in the world and it's made from ass, you couldn't make it up could you. I bet the secret is that he adds casein from cows milk...bet yer.
I bet the secret is that he adds casein from cows milk...bet yer. 53
2749. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Size Comparison of The UNIVERSE
Feck we are but a speck of dust. Now could any one with a religious belief explain the need for all that lot. ?? I'm waiting??
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2750. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Honduras: MSC Armonia Cruise Ship Crashes Into Dock in Roatan
Shouldn't they be exchanging insurance details or something? Definitely a very big OH FEck MOMent !!!
Definitely a very big OH FEck MOMent !!!53
2751. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Pasta making geniuses
#2 I don't even make pasta when I am at my own house.
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2752. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Pasta making geniuses
Where are you Thunders, come on lets have a chat..
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2753. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Ricky Gervais - The Bible
Of course Adam and Eve were never married, so guess what that makes all of us. So the next time someone calls you a Bastard, just say, well Adam and Eve weren't married so you're one too....Kinda deflates the insult a bit doesn't it.
So the next time someone calls you a Bastard, just say, well Adam and Eve weren't married so you're one too....Kinda deflates the insult a bit doesn't it. 53
2754. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Russian Runways
Seems it is not Russian runways that are the problem rather than Russian pilots.
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2755. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Holocaust Remembrance Day Siren
#1 I'm going to ignore you as you are an idiot!!
This will almost certainly be in Israel and has been happening every year since 1951. Whatever your religious inclinations are, it is imperative to human kind that we never forget that left unchecked unimaginable things can be done to many millions of people by monsters.
This will almost certainly be in Israel and has been happening every year since 1951. Whatever your religious inclinations are, it is imperative to human kind that we never forget that left unchecked unimaginable things can be done to many millions of people by monsters.
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2756. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Teen Born Without Jaw Finds His Voice
I could never understand, why, it seems to be in some humans, to attack others who are different. Over the years I have spent hours and hours studying this condition. I've read many psychology books even took a degree, masters and PHd and slowly but surly I have come to reason why and this might surprise a lot of you...Deep down in the genetic system of some people not all, from an evolutionary point of view, they are Cunts.
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2757. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Shrimp Fishing on Horseback for 700 Years (this is pretty cool)
You gotta catch a lot of shrimp to afford to buy a horse. You would think by now when the shrimp see the hoofs they would be off.
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2758. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video This Chicken is Entirely Black, From Beak to Bone
When you cook it, how do you when it is burnt?
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2759. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video At 84, the World's Oldest Female Sharpshooter Doesn't Miss
Well done her.
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2760. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Deer gets hit by bus
He would have paid for a ticket, but it was a little Deer.
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2761. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video New Necklace Could Prevent Drowning Accidents
#2 How on earth could you pop up on the surface upside down? That would require your legs and torso to be out of the water and just your head submerged....Sorry but it's a double monkey and a single from me
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2762. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Shanghai's newest building is constantly moving
Feck me whatever next! a car that doesn't move perhaps?
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2763. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video New Necklace Could Prevent Drowning Accidents
Brilliant idea, I've nearly drowned twice, once when I was about six in the swimming baths and once when I was about 11 in the sea. I have very sensitive eyes and only have to get a splash of water in them and I'm under. I wonder what weight these gadgets cater for? Alternatively I'll have to keep using the rubber ring, arm bands, flippers and life raft....in the bath.
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2764. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Hubblecast 108 Light: Hubble finds most distant star
I got my binoculars out last night and Hubble is right, although I would say it's a little more pinkish. I'm calling it Pinky.
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2765. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Volkswagen's car 'graveyard' in California - BBC News
So what's the plan going forward, Rust? or rebuild?
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2766. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Synthol shoulder leaking
ADMIN We have another Tosser who needs removing please SHUBHU or #1 Could you obtain and publish it's URL so we can collectively melt it's hard drive like last time, thanks.
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2767. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Take a Ride on the Terror Dactyl Canyon Swing!
#0 Will you Fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2768. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Car attempts to overtake in the rain
I can see a time in the future when video's like this will just be part of a compilation.
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2769. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Synthol shoulder leaking
Not exactly clear is it.
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2770. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Ship drops anchor on tug boat.
Dear Direct line........................
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2771. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Your teacher when your class is taking an exam...
#1
I think that's now Chicken shaming me, like you are not suppose to say Caitlyin Jenner used to be Bruce although he did, allegedly and without prejudice with my fingers crossed.
I think that's now Chicken shaming me, like you are not suppose to say Caitlyin Jenner used to be Bruce although he did, allegedly and without prejudice with my fingers crossed.
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2772. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Why are Cashews Not Sold to Consumers in Their Shells?
It would have been nice to see the process in action so there you go https://youtu.be/xdMjW3W6SAY.
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2773. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video You Now Have A New Organ: Meet The Mesentery!
I just hope the Mesentery doesn't want back pay.
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2774. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Why knights fought snails in medieval art
Obviously had too much time on their hands, otherwise they would have drawn slugs.
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2775. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Dog repeatedly slides down icy hill
There is every child in the world inside that dog. The big question is how did he get the woodpecker to film him?
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2776. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Ultra-realistic CGI skin
#4 Speak for yourself, my skin is very shiny, I polish it everyday.
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2777. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Swim in a luxurious quarry-turned-pool
I wonder how much time they spend fishing out dead rats mice and other country creatures.
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2778. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Living on the Most Densely Populated Places on the Planet
There's a plague waiting to happen.
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2779. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Idiot Bodybuilder Attitude! Got Mad Because He Finished 2nd...
Nutter..................................
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2780. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video This Is the Most 'Indestructible' Animal on Earth | National Geographic
Thirty years without food, there has to be a cure for obesity wriggling right there.
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2781. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Curious Puffin Befriends a Tourist | National Geographic
If she kept perfectly still the puffin probably didn't know she was there. I wonder if she was presented with a big bill for the experience.
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2782. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Incredible dishonest cutting & editing of Jordan Petersons Vice interview
Can't be arsed to sit through all that I'm afraid. It's what we in Iceland call Jibba Jabba Jibba Jabba Jou Jou Jou
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2783. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Voyager responds after 37 years of inactivity
#1 Chav's don't normally look that good. The rest was something about the moon landings I think or butter or something, maybe jam I don't know.
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2784. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Mini Robots - Building Blocks for Swarm User Interfaces
Evil little bastards.
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2785. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Autocar fail
Do you think the reverse gear the first gear and the brake might be a little too close together.
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2786. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Daft dog
What a daft dog.
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2787. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video First footage of deep-sea anglerfish pair
Cracking video Suxi... I wonder how many males were initially attracted by the lure and didn't get to mate.
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2788. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Macropinna microstoma: A deep-sea fish with a transparent head and tubular eyes
You know like when you have never seen someone, or heard their voice even, but you build up a mental image in your mind of them...I'm thinking Thundersnow and I really miss her.
If anyone is interested as I was, the size of this fish is 15 to 44 cm length.
If anyone is interested as I was, the size of this fish is 15 to 44 cm length.
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2789. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Massive Himalaya Rock Fall in India
I wouldn't stand that close filming that even for SNOTR!
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2790. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Workers going about their job making mountains, hillsides, slopes, valley walls. etc, safe.
FECK! FECK! FECK!
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2791. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 2019 Kia Stinger GT vs Porsche Panamera vs BMW 640i
So why does my mechanic tell me not to touch Kia with a Barge pole.
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2792. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Man Who Built His Own Power Plant
If you look very carefully you can just see the man who used to sell the Kerosene, floating down the river.
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2793. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Latching a stand of drill pipe ~80ft above the rig floor
Now off for a coffee and two hours later he has to do it all again. Yawn
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2794. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own you cannot even imagine...
Cuttlefish ain't got no authority.
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2795. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Can You Think Complex Thoughts Without Language? | 1984 - George Orwell
The narrator has a really boring unexciting voice.
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2796. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Fastest RC turbine model jet (727 km/h, 451 mph)
453 mph ish. This video has been on Snotr before and I for one would happily watch it everyday and I now know what I want for Christmas.
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2797. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Bean Time-Lapse - 25 days | Soil cross section
IT'S ALIVE...IT'S ALIVE! How many more days before the bean appeared? Nature is just amazing isn't it. Love you nature
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2798. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Guy gets caught stealing 5 sandwiches from convenience store
I'd like to see how he stole the yellow trainers...and why
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2799. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video This shovel was designed for snipers in WW1. It could dig trenches, and it could be used as a means
Well the thought was there wasn't it
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2800. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 4 Awful Ways Our Ancestors Got High (That We Tested)
#2 Depends how high? I get vertigo
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2801. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Man vs Windshield WTF
"If you are not paying for the new wind screen you are not keeping the new windscreen"
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2802. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Heineken 2018 'Lighter is better' advert
The girl is gorgeous which is enough.
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2803. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Man escapes from county jail Indiana Jones style under a closing garage door.
German shepherd!! I'm thinking he didn't get very far.
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2804. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Racing car crashed into a ditch? No problem, my friend!
Didn't sound as healthy as before the run off.
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2805. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Russian workplace safety
They'll be okay the ladder broke their fall......then the snow....then the ground. I'm thinking they should have used slightly longer nails when the ladder was fixed to the wall.
In some ways the second guy probably saved the first guys life (although his extra weight might have almost killed him) but looking at those support brackets, had the first guy kept going it was probably going to give way anyway and from a greater height.
In some ways the second guy probably saved the first guys life (although his extra weight might have almost killed him) but looking at those support brackets, had the first guy kept going it was probably going to give way anyway and from a greater height.
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2806. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The Ukrainian military has some of the best recruiting adds I’ve ever seen
#4 Or you join up to protect your country, family and friends against insane leaders of regimes from other countries. Where would the world be now if the Nazi's had been unopposed by countries who used military recruiting ads? For one thing this message would be in German!!
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2807. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Watch a reporter’s entire career fall apart
Yet another example of a world of Politically correct people getting upset over a very light hearted Joke. Please tell me this guy didn't lose his job over this. Look some people have funny names, I knew someone called Mr Daft, there's a Mr Balls I'm sure you know better one's. If a foreign surname sounds like dipshit (even if it didn't) it's funny, that's just language, get over it. If Mrs Cooper meant something like poostick in another language do you not think they would find that amusing?? Well I just hope they would. Lighten up world you are taking yourself too serious, life is too short.
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2808. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video A turkish engineer appears to have solved the voynich manuscript.
It is likely a load of crap now completely out of date with idea's that have been disproved over and over again, throw it in the bin and read a new book.
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2809. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video WWII Oversimplified
#2 I'm pretty sure you knew I meant WW2
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2810. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video WWII Oversimplified
Excellent video, WW11 was such a complicated process wasn't it.
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2811. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Crushing and Slicing Red Hot Steel with Hydraulic Press
I have a sinking feeling that there is going to be a horrible accident in that place one day.
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2812. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Scientists Have Detected the First Stars | Space Time
No! No! No! brain blown around 4:40, no more space to comprehend.........
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2813. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The face reveal of How To Basic
I'm not how to basic and I don't care
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2814. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Coolest Concert Ever? Hear Ice Instruments Play Beautiful Music
You are going to leave that concert with a wet arse.................. or your wife.
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2815. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Skin trade: how minks live on Danish fur farms
I'm not going to watch this video but I can imagine.
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2816. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Boomerang. The Men of Fifth World | Tribes
Bad things done to good people then and still.
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2817. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video When your house is at the top of this street
Just stay with friends at the bottom of the hill until the thaw, simples.
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2818. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Holycrapola , San Francisco Full of Poop and Needles
They definitely will be losing tourists, they just lost one here.
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2819. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Baby Pygmy Jerboa
Love the little creature aah
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2820. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video When Towing Goes Wrong
All those ruined holidays
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2821. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Try not to laugh - Bird Edition
Just brilliant..............
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2822. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Something the music industry doesn't have
It's great isn't it.
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2823. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video WTF Moments Caught On Camera
#7 Could I point out that you have a frog dying on a pond as your profile picture, clearly been hit by a speed boat....
I agree the bear accident was nasty.
I agree the bear accident was nasty.
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2824. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 600 metre water tornado
Quite a site, better viewed from a distance me thinks.
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2825. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video WTF Moments Caught On Camera
Best moment 5:44 very long legs
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2826. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How to park a car...In Russia.
Fake has to be!!
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2827. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video A very well done Porsche ad....
I wish they could sort my porch, it's still leaking even though I keep it right next to the house.
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2828. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Genius Ideas
Each video on this video had a countdown timer, really useful.
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2829. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Last Week Tonight - F*ck the European Union
There is leaving the EU and there is leaving the EU. I don't think anybody in the UK and that includes the politicians had any idea what leaving the EU would actually mean. I'm pretty sure if you asked most of the 51/52% of people who voted leave what they expected from the leave, it was a quick bye bye, close our boarders to immigrants and get control over our own laws and decision making. How wrong they were.
I have to say and there was a lot of TV based information about leaving or staying in the EU prior to the referendum but there wasn't one uncomplicated simple program that clearly explained what the outcome would likely be, just the usual political bullshit and exaggeration's like you get in an election, lies lies lies. I'm not saying incidentally that I would now like to not be leaving, the honest truth is, I still don't know what the outcome of all this is going to mean for my country. It seems to me it's a blind gamble.
I have to say and there was a lot of TV based information about leaving or staying in the EU prior to the referendum but there wasn't one uncomplicated simple program that clearly explained what the outcome would likely be, just the usual political bullshit and exaggeration's like you get in an election, lies lies lies. I'm not saying incidentally that I would now like to not be leaving, the honest truth is, I still don't know what the outcome of all this is going to mean for my country. It seems to me it's a blind gamble.
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2830. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Elevator prank
OMG if this is real these people are going to need therapy for life.
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2831. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Encyclospeedia on Top Fuel and Funny Car Engines
Do people die in these things or is that a really stupid question?
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2832. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Egyptian TV Host Kicks Atheist Out of Studio, Recommending Psychiatric Treatment
#11 Bella you missed an opportunity for a funny line there if it read....... Thank God i live in a civilized country without religion.
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2833. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Paying $137 bill with origami pigs
I put this video on so perhaps I should keep out of it but... I guess the issue here is that when paying by notes in pig form it is necessary for you to show all of the note as there may be parts missing, it may only be half a note, so I'm sure the cashier could have used that alone to refuse to accept them in pig form.
On the other hand compared to some of the video's on this type of subject I thought all parties behaved extremely well and good humored, the cashier found it funny and the pig folder was still cracking jokes right up to the end. I don't think anyone really lost except for a little time.
On the other hand compared to some of the video's on this type of subject I thought all parties behaved extremely well and good humored, the cashier found it funny and the pig folder was still cracking jokes right up to the end. I don't think anyone really lost except for a little time.
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2834. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Spicebush caterpillar defense
Sound like that caterpillar has a nasty cough too, if it's been going on for more than a month it might be cancer, it should have a Cat-erpillar Scan.
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2835. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video This Is the Oldest Restaurant in the World
#1 I agree.
Also I don't wish to piss on their bonfire but how can they possibly know that the restaurant has never closed or the oven has never gone out in 293 years? What about during the wars for instance. Spanish Bollocks...
Also I don't wish to piss on their bonfire but how can they possibly know that the restaurant has never closed or the oven has never gone out in 293 years? What about during the wars for instance. Spanish Bollocks...
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2836. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Cats & Dogs WTF Moments Caught On Camera
Great fun, enjoyed that.
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2837. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Egyptian TV Host Kicks Atheist Out of Studio, Recommending Psychiatric Treatment
The interesting thing about this video is the fear in the presenters hysterical voice when he just realised (and I'm assuming this went out live or at least went out) that likely thousands of young people watching saw a tiny crack in their backward indoctrination/ education about the world, it's beginnings and how religion keeps them under control. Mental illness what a laugh, the crazies in the asylum were on screen but it wasn't the atheist.
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2838. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Snow Leopard Falling Down From Mountain Cliff....Rare Video
He's got 8 left.
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2839. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Goodyear Oxygene Concept Tire Filled with Living Moss!
Sterling back on the track again. Kate's not happy.
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2840. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Conway Checkers - Numberphile
#7 Phew I thought I might be a bit weird lol
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2841. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Conway Checkers - Numberphile
ADMIN COME ON MORE VIDEO'S.......
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2842. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Firefighting aircraft
I wonder how many fish and ducks get scooped up? Just imagine the duck when he get's poured onto the fire.. "WTF how do they expect me to put that out"
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2843. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Conway Checkers - Numberphile
Two questions:-
1) Was anyone else irritated by the mark on the board or has my OCD returned?
2) Did anyone else think she was cute?
1) Was anyone else irritated by the mark on the board or has my OCD returned?
2) Did anyone else think she was cute?
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2844. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Homeless man kicked out of McDonald's after customer buys him food
It seems to me that what this story is showing very clearly is that when you become homeless you become subhuman, it's not a million miles away from the way the Nazis felt about and treated the Jews in WW2.
If #5's back story is correct, then clearly the homeless man is mentally ill, but all I saw was a human being sitting at a table on his own eating a meal to stay alive and a generous man paying for his meal and standing up for what little rights he has left.
If #5's back story is correct, then clearly the homeless man is mentally ill, but all I saw was a human being sitting at a table on his own eating a meal to stay alive and a generous man paying for his meal and standing up for what little rights he has left.
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2845. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Top 15 helicopter crash landings, compilation
#7 I'm only making this correction due to the fact that there aren't any new video's to comment on AGAIN!! okay 'It brightens our lives to have a couple or four new video's to watch each day, rather than tuning in to see the young girl and her painting which Austin who obviously is currently about as popular as Herpes assimilated into the Borg collective, really doesn't appreciate' amen.
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2846. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Only 12 People In The World Can Do THIS...And He's The Youngest.
#7 Well sort of........action .licking his lips and putting down his knife and fork
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2847. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Top 15 helicopter crash landings, compilation
#5 Yes I guess he was looking at the landing spot and his fuel gauge thinking...I have one choice, two if you include the bottom of the sea.
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2848. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Why you can't scan or photocopy modern currency
#6 Probably the paper you were using was worth more than 10 Euro's.
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2849. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Top 15 helicopter crash landings, compilation
Makes me wonder two things 1) Presumably this is what happens when a 13 year old youth gets his hands on a helicopter instead of a BMW and 2) I wonder how many of the other accidents would have happened if they had been piloted by the pilot at 12:00.
ALSO WHILE I'M ON........ADMIN ARE YOU THERE???? Could I point out that for those of us in England (The other parts can moan for themselves) We are currently suffering pretty dreadful weather (and yes I'm sure it gets much worse where you live) You probably don't realise how much it brightens our lives to have a couple or four new video's to watch each day rather than tuning in to see the young girl and her paintings who Austin hates. So Please set your alarms five minutes earlier in the morning and put some new video's on for your your loyal viewers. Fanks a billion
ALSO WHILE I'M ON........ADMIN ARE YOU THERE???? Could I point out that for those of us in England (The other parts can moan for themselves) We are currently suffering pretty dreadful weather (and yes I'm sure it gets much worse where you live) You probably don't realise how much it brightens our lives to have a couple or four new video's to watch each day rather than tuning in to see the young girl and her paintings who Austin hates. So Please set your alarms five minutes earlier in the morning and put some new video's on for your your loyal viewers. Fanks a billion
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2850. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Look how easy it is to swim (or float) at the Dead Sea
Better watch out for the fish THE ZOMBIE FISH AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
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2851. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Child Prodigy is a Self-Made Millionaire from Selling Her Incredible Paintings SuperHuman: Geniuses
#17 You are missing the point old boy/girl, I am the Judge that Judges the Judges, Impartiality is not necessary or a requirement in my role. I can be as much of a barsteard as I choose. Having said that the pills did work last night and I'm fighting fit again this morning.
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2852. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Child Prodigy is a Self-Made Millionaire from Selling Her Incredible Paintings SuperHuman: Geniuses
#15 Treating this comments section like a boxing match, I've just totaled up the scores for each round and you lost each and everyone. Ding Ding, You are going to require a knockout in the last round to win this one... So come on, stand on your box with your platforms on, reach up as high as you can and try and get one in just above the belt.
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2853. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Child Prodigy is a Self-Made Millionaire from Selling Her Incredible Paintings SuperHuman: Geniuses
#8 Well she's 23 now and still doing remarkably well. You didn't clarify your issues Austin, shall we stick with the dropping on the head as a child and now the short man syndrome and move on.
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2854. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Excavator precision
It would be improved if he finally took the third bottle and balanced it upside down on the ball, but I'd struggle doing that with both hands lol.
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2855. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Chewing Gum Picasso
I wonder if he's still doing this, seven years on?
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2856. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Déjà vu all over again. Florida has been there before.
Totally agree with every word she said. America you need to wake up and smell the bodies.
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2857. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Child Prodigy is a Self-Made Millionaire from Selling Her Incredible Paintings SuperHuman: Geniuses
#2 Austin what exactly is your problem? Were you dropped on your head as a child? Were you an only one and ignored by your parents or dare I ask abused mentally. You seem a troubled miserable fecker who seems to go out of his or her way to find the worse in most subject matters. I'm not convinced you are male actually as I've noticed your negative comments seem to appear on a regular cycle, is it menstruation? or has that passed and do you need HRT perhaps?
Could you give us all a general list of everything you are ANTI.... Young female artists who no doubt paint better than you, is taken as read. What have you failed at in life to make you such a codger. I have a mental image of you but it would be really handy to give us all a description. I'm thinking Short-man syndrome plays a part, maybe premature balding, a lisp and a stutter, do you play a lot of video games? I'm close here arn't I? was there some confusion over your parentage, did you have to wear your cousins hand me downs when you were little and wasn't she your size? Were you bullied at school, that would be awful but might explain a lot. Have you had therapy, it can help, obviously not with height issues but getting the bad stuff out could be a revelation.
Were you brought up in a cult of some kind or have you perhaps formed your own and are looking for members? Are you a meat eater and would you kill your animals to eat, do you believe in a greater force and are you expecting to be reincarnated as a taller person next time, maybe one who is better liked or better at sport. Do you have any close friends, you don't do you, that's a shame. Come on now let it all out, maybe one of us can help.
Could you give us all a general list of everything you are ANTI.... Young female artists who no doubt paint better than you, is taken as read. What have you failed at in life to make you such a codger. I have a mental image of you but it would be really handy to give us all a description. I'm thinking Short-man syndrome plays a part, maybe premature balding, a lisp and a stutter, do you play a lot of video games? I'm close here arn't I? was there some confusion over your parentage, did you have to wear your cousins hand me downs when you were little and wasn't she your size? Were you bullied at school, that would be awful but might explain a lot. Have you had therapy, it can help, obviously not with height issues but getting the bad stuff out could be a revelation.
Were you brought up in a cult of some kind or have you perhaps formed your own and are looking for members? Are you a meat eater and would you kill your animals to eat, do you believe in a greater force and are you expecting to be reincarnated as a taller person next time, maybe one who is better liked or better at sport. Do you have any close friends, you don't do you, that's a shame. Come on now let it all out, maybe one of us can help.
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2858. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Goalkeeper Mark Flekken with the most ridiculous blunder ever!!!
OMG How do you live with that. Did they loose the match as well?
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2859. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Russian Election Propaganda Video ?
This advert says an AWFUL lot about Russia. It sounds like a fecking awful place to live.
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2860. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Giant Rat trap
#5 For the first time ever Austin you are right, there is another video but the graphic content is too shocking to show on Snotr. He was indeed mashed in two by his trap and buried in a crematory in Huston on the 2nd and 3rd of January this year. RIP bIG trap man.
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2861. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How do birds learn to sing?
#1 ADMIN!!! WE HAVE ANOTHER MORON. Could you do what you did with the other idiots and give their IP number to us all privately, so that we can decide who is going to send the virus to their computer and feck them up again for a few days. THANKS...
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2862. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Advanced Model of the Useless Machine
#2 Oh go on do tell, come on whisper, write it down, use sign language, send a pigeon, smoke signals, text, email, I'm dying to know.................................................It isn't me is it?
#1 ADMIN!!! WE HAVE ANOTHER MORON. Could you do what you did with the other idiots and give their IP number to us all privately, so that we can decide who is going to send the virus to their computer and feck them up again for a few days. THANKS...
#1 ADMIN!!! WE HAVE ANOTHER MORON. Could you do what you did with the other idiots and give their IP number to us all privately, so that we can decide who is going to send the virus to their computer and feck them up again for a few days. THANKS...
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2863. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Giant Rat trap
#2 ADMIN!!! WE HAVE ANOTHER MORON. Could you do what you did with the other idiots and give their IP number to us all privately, so that we can decide who is going to send the virus to their computer and feck them up again for a few days. THANKS...
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2864. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Advanced Model of the Useless Machine
I'm not sure if this would invalidate it being useless, but I'd really like to see a version where it pops up and said something randomly sarcastic such as...and here's my list please make your own lists and add them below;-
1) Feck off!
2) Who fecking did that?
3) Now I'm getting fecking mad!
4) Bastard!
5 Away and Shite!
6) I'll fecking have yer!
7) Ooou you fecker!
8) Feck Feck Feck Feck Feck!
9) Once more..One more fecking time!
10) Not doing it anymore, no no that's it, bored now!... FEck!
1) Feck off!
2) Who fecking did that?
3) Now I'm getting fecking mad!
4) Bastard!
5 Away and Shite!
6) I'll fecking have yer!
7) Ooou you fecker!
8) Feck Feck Feck Feck Feck!
9) Once more..One more fecking time!
10) Not doing it anymore, no no that's it, bored now!... FEck!
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2865. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How do birds learn to sing?
Yes that's what I thought happened.
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2866. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Gun owner "destroys" rifle after Florida shooting: ‘Now there’s one less&rsquo
#21 Well my opinion for what it's worth is that due to the out of control gun situation in America and the continuous almost weekly death count of children in American schools, having armed guards at every school is the only possible solution to the problem.
Imagine living in a country where you send your children to school with the knowledge that one child with a mental health problem and access to automatic weapons can decide any day of the week to flip out, enter the school and murder your child along with most of his or her class mates and teachers with nothing in place to stop him or her (haven't had a girl shooter for a while). This is absolutely crazy and the gun uses should be made to pay a heavy tax like is paid on cigarettes, alcohol and petrol (gas) diesel to fund the guards, it should be paid on Ammunition as well as the guns themselves and an exceptional tax should be levied on the legal automatic weapons to make them less attractive. Unless America wakes up and starts to take responsibility for it's children this will never end. Giving teachers guns is ridiculous, they are teachers not armed guards.
This does not happen anywhere else on the entire planet. AMERICA WAKE UP. Your fecking stupid amendments, right to bear arms are out of date!!!! It's now just become an amendment that is killing your children, because some Tossers want to play cowboys and Indians still and don't want their toys taking away.
Imagine living in a country where you send your children to school with the knowledge that one child with a mental health problem and access to automatic weapons can decide any day of the week to flip out, enter the school and murder your child along with most of his or her class mates and teachers with nothing in place to stop him or her (haven't had a girl shooter for a while). This is absolutely crazy and the gun uses should be made to pay a heavy tax like is paid on cigarettes, alcohol and petrol (gas) diesel to fund the guards, it should be paid on Ammunition as well as the guns themselves and an exceptional tax should be levied on the legal automatic weapons to make them less attractive. Unless America wakes up and starts to take responsibility for it's children this will never end. Giving teachers guns is ridiculous, they are teachers not armed guards.
This does not happen anywhere else on the entire planet. AMERICA WAKE UP. Your fecking stupid amendments, right to bear arms are out of date!!!! It's now just become an amendment that is killing your children, because some Tossers want to play cowboys and Indians still and don't want their toys taking away.
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2867. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Gun owner "destroys" rifle after Florida shooting: ‘Now there’s one less&rsquo
All you above and likely below with your negative comments about this guy. You are missing the point entirely (all except for #1You are just a fecking idiot) . He was making a point, a stand and a good one. I could be wrong but I would guess that firearms are quite high on the list of items stolen during breakings as there must be people unable to get a licence to buy a gun, so again this one is not going to end up in the wrong hands. He likely continued with his destroying of the weapon after the film finished.
If people copy his example in America then that can only be a good thing and every single gun out of circulation is as he rightly said one that isn't going to kill a child. Respect
If people copy his example in America then that can only be a good thing and every single gun out of circulation is as he rightly said one that isn't going to kill a child. Respect
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2868. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video nightingale
Beautiful little songstress, I remember when one used to sing in Barclay square.
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2869. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Gibbon walking a tight rope
How can you tell the difference between a Gibbon and a junkie on A class drugs crossing a bridge.......you can't...
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2870. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video World premiere of the new Mercedes-Benz A-class
"Hey Mercedes, tell me again why I didn't buy a Tesla"
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2871. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Valentines Day ??????
Anyone notice the Dog at the beginning (four legged before you start) it seems to have a serious neurological problem, poor thing.
I think we should lighten up about this stunt, the pair probably have a fun life and prank each other all the time, maybe it was just her turn.
I think we should lighten up about this stunt, the pair probably have a fun life and prank each other all the time, maybe it was just her turn.
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2872. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Robotic Spy Puppy Meets Wild Dogs
Coming to a council housing estate near you.
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2873. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Does saving more lives lead to overpopulation?
#1 No it won't.
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2874. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Cat's epic fail
#2 The cat definitely did have an exit plan..from the tube, there lies the problem.
#3 My guess is that the other cat was thinking "Oh feck she's gonna be in a right mood now, I'm out of here"
#3 My guess is that the other cat was thinking "Oh feck she's gonna be in a right mood now, I'm out of here"
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2875. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Valentines Day ??????
Well it obviously does come off, so I'd go and find a secluded spot and start picking...immediately!!!
I guess it's better than having a really miserable wife.....but not much...
I guess it's better than having a really miserable wife.....but not much...
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2876. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Eighty Years of New York City, Then and Now
#5 ADMIN PLEASE REMOVE THIS NOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2877. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Shanghai Police Releases Surveillance Footage of Dumbest Burglars Ever
#5 ADMIN PLEASE REMOVE THIS NOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2878. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Simple shack's door leads to paradise
#4 ADMIN PLEASE REMOVE THIS NOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2879. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Every Best Visual Effects Winner. Ever. (1929-2018 Oscars)
#2 ADMIN PLEASE REMOVE THIS NOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2880. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Hey Buddy, Can You Give Me a Hand?
#5 ADMIN PLEASE REMOVE THIS NOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2881. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Inside the Quest to Make Lab Grown Meat
Well a lot of people eat Quorn so once the price comes down I can't see there being any problem here. Also if we move to Mars it will remove the need to put cows in rockets.
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2882. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Hey Buddy, Can You Give Me a Hand?
If you wanna get ahead get a head.
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2883. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Shanghai Police Releases Surveillance Footage of Dumbest Burglars Ever
Classic, I'm surprised that hasn't been in a comedy sketch before.
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2884. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Every Best Visual Effects Winner. Ever. (1929-2018 Oscars)
Some of the old one's were better than some of the new ones.
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2885. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Simple shack's door leads to paradise
Another shack further out interrupting the view and having a better view, people walking around and a neighbour three metres away, no not my idea of paradise.
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2886. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video A car accident caused by three sheep
#9 Look Muppet, to start with there was no OMG on my comment, open your own eye's!
You only have to look at pretty much all the other comments on here to see that this tragic accident is not what Snotr is about, alternatively you could look back through the last nine years worth of video's to see that this is not the type of content shown on Snotr. A lot of people will have watched this as there wasn't even a 'Graphic Warning' Message given.
I and the majority of other Snotarians are fully aware that terrible things happen in the world and I'm sure you will be aware that had this video been shown on National Television the video would have been paused long before the truck hit those poor people, that is because it would upset a lot a adults and possible children who may be watching.
Now grow a pair, admit you were wrong, say you are sorry and lets move along nicely. JJ
You only have to look at pretty much all the other comments on here to see that this tragic accident is not what Snotr is about, alternatively you could look back through the last nine years worth of video's to see that this is not the type of content shown on Snotr. A lot of people will have watched this as there wasn't even a 'Graphic Warning' Message given.
I and the majority of other Snotarians are fully aware that terrible things happen in the world and I'm sure you will be aware that had this video been shown on National Television the video would have been paused long before the truck hit those poor people, that is because it would upset a lot a adults and possible children who may be watching.
Now grow a pair, admit you were wrong, say you are sorry and lets move along nicely.
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2887. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video A car accident caused by three sheep
Pretty awful, Admin obviously not checking the whole video before posting live and pignmar 41 should be banned for putting it forward.
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2888. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Eighty Years of New York City, Then and Now
How did they know eighty years ago that they were going to make a film covering all those roads in that exact same order eighty years later, truly weird. I wonder how many people were in both video's? I'm guessing the cameraman for one as that's the only explanation for my first point, he could have been 20 back then and 100 now. That's it solved!!
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2889. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video "Grande"
Frightening stuff, the weight of that water must have been colossal, great to watch though.
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2890. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Elephant chasing Birds
Gotta chase the ducks or the pigeons or the whatever the feck they were.
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2891. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Freestyle with Yorday Martínez & Jhonxitho Acevedo
Probably showing my age but I fecking hate this racket!
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2892. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Rapsody in blue
It sounded great, did he run out of Puff? I wonder if that facial expression was written as an imoji on the original score. I'd like to see him play that on a Tuba, he'd probably blow his liver out of the horn.
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2893. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video If You Need To Make A Lot Of Popcorn In A Hurry
I wonder if they have a rat problem after closing.
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2894. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Home made dream car
I'm guessing there is a major financial issue here and if I'm right I think he has done an amazing job. Attention to detail could do with a revisit and some paint would make a massive difference perhaps that's on the agenda. I bet he the envy of all his mates anyway. And I bet it means more to him than a guy on a few hundred K a year who buys a Audi RS
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2895. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How cool is this guy!!!
#2 The only thing not American is that he isn't shooting kids as he passes a school.
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2896. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Medieval Tune. Hurdy-Gurdy With Organ
They still make these, great sound, I can't help but think they could insert a record player in there behind the bridge. I saw a guy playing one of these in Cornwall last year.
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2897. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Rooster Meets His Favorite Girl at Her Bus Stop Every Day
What a gorgeous Frog.....
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2898. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video FALCON HEAVY LANDING 02/06/2018
ADMIN...DO WE HAVE A PROBLEM? NO NEW VIDEOS FOR A WHILE AND ONLY SINGLES BEFORE THAT.......
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2899. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The Pinball Doctors: The Last Arcade Technicians in NYC
Here's a little quiz for you...in the film Rainman, Scientology guy said to (possibly a bit dodgy Hoffman) all planes crash and (possibly a bit dodgy Hoffman) said not all and he named an airline that had never crashed (can't remember which one it was now and by now it might have done anyway, but it doesn't matter anyway) the quiz question is which Pinball machine has never broken down?
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2900. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Dog Howling at flute playing
#8 Oh I give in.
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2901. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Dog Howling at flute playing
#6 Why don't you go cook your own sock you idiot, What are you a fully paid up member of the absolute political correctness brigade, it was a joke and for all you know she could be 16. Now get off my back and go annoy someone else.
Oh wait a minute I think I've just realised who you are, how silly of me, she obviously is 12 or 13 and in your class at school, I do apologise.
Oh wait a minute I think I've just realised who you are, how silly of me, she obviously is 12 or 13 and in your class at school, I do apologise.
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2902. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Dog Howling at flute playing
#4 Sometimes a pretty girl can be learning the flute, wearing a Fitbit and be 12 or 13 years old
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2903. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video I hate smoke ...
Hilarious... I have to say that I also hate being around people that smoke.
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2904. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Russian arrested in Toronto for scary stunts.
Being someone who really doesn't like heights I cannot understand how anyone could do this, I would be paralysed with fear, just being up there even chained to a wall. I do find it interesting though the difference in the mind set, of someone who can do this, and I have to say that although I could never imagine wanting to be in such a dangerous position I do wonder how it alters the rest of your life. Having that freedom of mind but not actually using it in a dangerous way. Everything must change.
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2905. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Let's make it happen
#2 A modern Country without a webpage
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2906. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Dog Howling at flute playing
#2 Okay a pretty girl, learning the flute wearing a Fitbit.
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2907. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Nuclear Powered Icebreaker Ship
#6 Because he doesn't have a camera?
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2908. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Tiger Wants a Toy
In glass we trust
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2909. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Guy jumps into snow and gets more than he bargained for
He's where he finds out if his friend was just pretending. Bye Bye!
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2910. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Dog Howling at flute playing
A fitbit.
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2911. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Nature is wild
Little bastard, all the food in the sea and it has to start picking on the stuff out of the sea.
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2912. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Introducing the amazing Compact Disc (1982)
#14 That's simply not true Fox, go visit your nearest up end Hi-Fi shop (Not Currys) and ask for a demonstration of a decent system, it would blow your mind, I'm sure your brother would agree with me. The problem is everyone is lazy these days when it comes to music they listen to it through the first thing they find in their local John Lewis or superstore. In my day people where much more interested in the actual sound quality of all the component parts of the system. The amp, perhaps even the pre amp, the turntable, the arm on the turntable the Cartridge on the end of the arm of the turntable and the stylus on the cartridge and finally the loudspeakers. These people are still around but it has become a little out of most peoples pocket and as mentioned people are less switched on these days.
When I used to run the Hi-Fi room in the store I worked in back in the early seventies, I had over fifty pairs of loudspeakers wired up to a comparator which was also connected to any combination of amplifier, turntable, open reel player etc. Customers would come in and ask to listen to actually Quadrophenia or Pink Floyd or the like through a different systems and speakers before choosing the set up that they liked. If was usually not made up of the same brand, it could be a Quad amp and preamp a Thorens turntable, a Shure cartridge and maybe a pair of Kef speakers. We had a pair of Tannoy speakers that were almost as heavy as a piano and would blow your hat off if you were wearing one. They were £600 in the 1970's a sixteenth of what my first house cost! I'm sorry but no sound bar even holds a candle to what was and is still available in the HI-FI world. PS Just had a look on ebay, those same Tannoy speakers the Ardens are being sold second hand now for £2995.00 About a third of the price of my first house, and they are 40+ years old. JJ
When I used to run the Hi-Fi room in the store I worked in back in the early seventies, I had over fifty pairs of loudspeakers wired up to a comparator which was also connected to any combination of amplifier, turntable, open reel player etc. Customers would come in and ask to listen to actually Quadrophenia or Pink Floyd or the like through a different systems and speakers before choosing the set up that they liked. If was usually not made up of the same brand, it could be a Quad amp and preamp a Thorens turntable, a Shure cartridge and maybe a pair of Kef speakers. We had a pair of Tannoy speakers that were almost as heavy as a piano and would blow your hat off if you were wearing one. They were £600 in the 1970's a sixteenth of what my first house cost! I'm sorry but no sound bar even holds a candle to what was and is still available in the HI-FI world. PS Just had a look on ebay, those same Tannoy speakers the Ardens are being sold second hand now for £2995.00 About a third of the price of my first house, and they are 40+ years old. JJ
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2913. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Golden Buzzer on guy who makes tricks with Rubik's Cube in Norway, version of Got Talent
Just looked like someone doing a rubik's cube without subtitles
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2914. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The unthanks 'Magpie' From the Detectorists
#1 Yes I'd already read that, the poor guys were adding up the value of the coins they had found and were already spending the money they had found. turns out the props were worth about £5 each...oops
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2915. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Sister Tries To Sell Her Brother To The Pet Store
#7 I don't think it really matters what I like, I don't eat it, that's cellar food. I live upstairs where the windows and heating are at. What have you done to your kids that they still need removing from your home at 30? I'm actually thinking of moving your wife on, not how she looked in the catalogue at all although to be fair it was in sepia. I'm hoping Thunders will take her place a younger model is usually the way forward. ......Any takers out there for Foxy's wife, really cheap $$
I live upstairs where the windows and heating are at. What have you done to your kids that they still need removing from your home at 30? I'm actually thinking of moving your wife on, not how she looked in the catalogue at all although to be fair it was in sepia. I'm hoping Thunders will take her place a younger model is usually the way forward. ......Any takers out there for Foxy's wife, really cheap $$53
2916. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Introducing the amazing Compact Disc (1982)
#11 I know exactly where my old Quadrophenia double album is as it remains one of my favourite albums of all time.
I won't go on anymore, I think I've made my opinion more than clear, except to say that I agree that it's very easy to connect pc's laptops etc to amplifiers but it remains a fact that most people don't.
I won't go on anymore, I think I've made my opinion more than clear, except to say that I agree that it's very easy to connect pc's laptops etc to amplifiers but it remains a fact that most people don't.
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2917. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Earthship Global Model: Radically Sustainable Buildings
#3 I don't think it's a whole of Nope they will be growing but it sounds a lot like it.
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2918. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Sister Tries To Sell Her Brother To The Pet Store
I think she is going to have a great future as a people trafficker
#4 Oh my goodness foxy that's where my new cleaner came from, man she complains a lot doesn't she... Doesn't like having to live in the basement, the chains are too heavy, wants some daylight, for goodness sake, rice and insects isn't a balanced diet, why couldn't I have bought the kids as well...THERE WAS'NT ENOUGH INSECTS WOMAN GET OVER IT!!
#4 Oh my goodness foxy that's where my new cleaner came from, man she complains a lot doesn't she... Doesn't like having to live in the basement, the chains are too heavy, wants some daylight, for goodness sake, rice and insects isn't a balanced diet, why couldn't I have bought the kids as well...THERE WAS'NT ENOUGH INSECTS WOMAN GET OVER IT!!
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2919. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Why is it so Easy to be Thin in Japan?
I'm big in Japan.
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2920. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Introducing the amazing Compact Disc (1982)
#5 I have to say Foxy I do disagree with your description of the LP. If played on proper hifi equipment the sound quality is amazing. The problem comes in when people share their LP's with others and/or they are played on poor quality turntables.
If you consider that the stylus with an extremely accurately machined diamond tip, on a high end turntable perhaps costing £600 in today's money (or an awful lot more and that's without an amplifier or speakers,) makes contact with the LP at around 1.5 grams and there is information right deep into the groove of the Vinyl which is picked up by the precision diamond. At 1.5 grams there is little or no ware on the vinyl.
Compare that to the turntables that people are generally using today, often under a £100 with built in amp and speaker. The cheap poorly made stylus is probably weighted at 3 or 4 grams maybe more, which is basically wearing away the vinyl even on the first play. The mass produced el cheapo stylus is not reaching deep into the groove of the LP so information is being lost. The LP is then often left on the player or left on a pile in the room somewhere to gather dust then mishandled or lent to some tosser who gives even less care to the poor black circle. The abuse as described goes along way to produce the pops and cracks that you describe, along with static, so yes you have to own an LP brush and possible an anti static gun like the good old Zerostat (worth a google) if it's still in production.
I have to admit i'm making this all sound like a big faff but actually it all takes seconds and the romance of hearing your well taken care of LP through a good amp and a pair of large English made loudspeakers walks allover sticking a CD in a slot. And now of course and correct me if I'm wrong, most people listen to their music through their Laptop or then through some add on speakers through the same. It's a real detrimental step in my opinion, your speakers should be four meters apart in a comfy lounge and they should be two or three feet high preferably on stands and you should be able to feel the sound they make not just hear it. But hey what do I know. JJ
If you consider that the stylus with an extremely accurately machined diamond tip, on a high end turntable perhaps costing £600 in today's money (or an awful lot more and that's without an amplifier or speakers,) makes contact with the LP at around 1.5 grams and there is information right deep into the groove of the Vinyl which is picked up by the precision diamond. At 1.5 grams there is little or no ware on the vinyl.
Compare that to the turntables that people are generally using today, often under a £100 with built in amp and speaker. The cheap poorly made stylus is probably weighted at 3 or 4 grams maybe more, which is basically wearing away the vinyl even on the first play. The mass produced el cheapo stylus is not reaching deep into the groove of the LP so information is being lost. The LP is then often left on the player or left on a pile in the room somewhere to gather dust then mishandled or lent to some tosser who gives even less care to the poor black circle. The abuse as described goes along way to produce the pops and cracks that you describe, along with static, so yes you have to own an LP brush and possible an anti static gun like the good old Zerostat (worth a google) if it's still in production.
I have to admit i'm making this all sound like a big faff but actually it all takes seconds and the romance of hearing your well taken care of LP through a good amp and a pair of large English made loudspeakers walks allover sticking a CD in a slot. And now of course and correct me if I'm wrong, most people listen to their music through their Laptop or then through some add on speakers through the same. It's a real detrimental step in my opinion, your speakers should be four meters apart in a comfy lounge and they should be two or three feet high preferably on stands and you should be able to feel the sound they make not just hear it. But hey what do I know. JJ
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2921. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Introducing the amazing Compact Disc (1982)
I'm glad he didn't shake the player too much because it would have skipped. Interesting how they made all the initial players vertical which was purely to show off the disc, there was no technical reason at all. I was very fortunate to have spent my early life (My first life if you will) in electronic retail actually selling high end hi-fi and later video equipment. So I was on the shop floor when CD players first appeared and the first home video recorders the Phillips vc1500 in the UK the first CD players were over £400 the first Video recorders were around £800 the blank video tapes cost around £25 each and recorded a maximum of 45 minutes and if they worked five times without getting tangled in the machine you were very lucky. The tapes if you can imagine this were around the length of a mobile phone and almost as thick as a mobile phone is wide, the tape was on two spools and each spool was on top of the other spool, it's no wonder they were crap.
Of course now some people are going away from CD and back to LP's for their warmer sound, although it amazes me that particularly the younger generation that are doing this are playing their now rather expensive LP's on crappy record players often sold in the same shops that sell the records, so the whole process completely spoils the sound experience that is possible with the LP. The most important part of any turntable is the cartridge and stylus (or needle as some people still call them) the cartridge on the crappy turntables is probably worth about a fiver. I spent around £500 just for my turntable back in the 80's a Mitchell Transcription turntable with a SME arm and a Shure V15 mk 111 cartridge the cartridge along was £150 even in the 80's going through Kef 104 speakers via a Yamaha c610 amp. Nothing compared to what you could or indeed can spend on Hi Fi equipment but £1200 worth of anyone's money.
Of course now some people are going away from CD and back to LP's for their warmer sound, although it amazes me that particularly the younger generation that are doing this are playing their now rather expensive LP's on crappy record players often sold in the same shops that sell the records, so the whole process completely spoils the sound experience that is possible with the LP. The most important part of any turntable is the cartridge and stylus (or needle as some people still call them) the cartridge on the crappy turntables is probably worth about a fiver. I spent around £500 just for my turntable back in the 80's a Mitchell Transcription turntable with a SME arm and a Shure V15 mk 111 cartridge the cartridge along was £150 even in the 80's going through Kef 104 speakers via a Yamaha c610 amp. Nothing compared to what you could or indeed can spend on Hi Fi equipment but £1200 worth of anyone's money.
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2922. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Ah Mah Jiggly Cake Cutting
If I'm honest I recon I could do that on my second day. Not that clever
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2923. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Octopus performs shocking trick to devour crabs
Whoo he's bendy
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2924. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The Physics of the Weird and Wonderful Theremin
I've found if you fast forward this video every thirty seconds it still makes only little sense.
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2925. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How Do Kids and Artists See While Drawing? | Eye Tracking
The only thing I can draw is Breath.
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2926. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Skydiving in a Car
#8 Hear come, hear come, hear come de Judge. Ok Guilty, Hanging, Next. I'm a Judge of few words.
If 007 was in that car he would have climbed back in, restarted the engine, got in into a long swoop, landed safely and carried on all the way to Cairo.
If 007 was in that car he would have climbed back in, restarted the engine, got in into a long swoop, landed safely and carried on all the way to Cairo.
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2927. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Russia Hardbass Crazy Dance
Oh my, these are the kind of guys I definitely wouldn't want to hang around with.
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2928. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Copper's Surprising Reaction to Strong Magnets | Force Field Motion Dampening
Are we not to notice the bird
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2929. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Somewhere in Italy
TYPICAL, JUST ABOUT TO TAKE HIM OUT AND YOU RUN OUT OF FIREWORKS. Ooops didn't realise I was shouting...SORRY!!!!!!
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2930. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Package Thief gets Instant Karma
#5 You got to be joking right
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2931. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Are Intelligent People More Lonely?
It must be really tough being emotionally intelligent, bald, needing glasses and have Parkinson's.
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2932. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Unissued Nº26 - H G Wells On How To Restore Prosperity
Didn't he have a funny voice
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2933. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Glider Ground Effect Demonstration
I guess you had to be there
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2934. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Fastest Man On Earth
#7 That's Women isn't it?
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2935. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Staring At Breasts
How on earth did they find a group of men to not look at breasts for five years? I bet their Guide dogs looked at breasts for them.
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2936. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video What Happens To Your Body And Brain If You Don't Get Sleep
#6 Was it, no idea think I was dreaming.
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2937. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Judges are Skeptical of Him But Then THIS Happens | Auditions 2 | Britain’s Got Talent 2017
I saw this when this was live, I thought it was crap then and my opinion hasn't changed. He didn't go on to win by the way
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2938. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Insane electric mobility scooter over 100km/h topspeed
I was watching and waiting for my favourite part..... the last second.
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2939. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Cat Stuck in a Claw Machine
That was a little unnecessary. These machines do have an entrance and exit there was one shown where a child climbed in.
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2940. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Entire Breaking Bad Series in 1 Minute
Brilliant they should make it into a game.
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2941. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Glock-Fishing Underwater...Invasive species removal
Uuum Ok I suppose.
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2942. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Christmas Tree Fire: Watered Tree vs. Dry Tree
Great timing for this video JANUARY!!
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2943. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Choir singing
I really didn't want reminding of Christmas
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2944. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video What Happens To Your Body And Brain If You Don't Get Sleep
Very accurate interesting video. I've been reading recently about the amyloid build up in the brain it is really bad stuff and also at an earlier level than dementia, it is responsible for anxiety and depression. Most people who start off with anxiety have usually had a number of sleepless nights prior.
If you are going to take cat naps and are lucky enough to find the time to do that you should aim for segments of 90 minutes to complete a full sleep cycle, that way you will get full REM sleep. The problem with that is if you don't nod off straight away, you can't really set an alarm. Personally I can sleep anywhere anytime and frequently do so. Setting my phone to wake me up after 90 minutes during the day isn't a problem. Plus I usually get a good eight hours at night sometimes more.
Incidentally if you usually wake up in the morning to the alarm clock and often find it really difficult to wake, who doesn't!! it's usually because you have been woken mid cycle and it takes quite a time to get your body switched on from that point. It's better to count segments of 90 minutes from the time you need to set your alarm and work backwards to what time you go to sleep. Virtually nobody does that but it really works. So for example if you need to get up at 7am a good time to go to sleep would be 10pm or 11:30pm but not 10:30 or midnight. Try it and see, if you need to read something to get you to sleep (NOT YOUR PHONE OR TV) an actual book would be good do that perhaps at 9:45pm or 11:15pm read for fifteen minutes and off to Noddy land and wake up refreshed when the alarm goes off. simples
If you are going to take cat naps and are lucky enough to find the time to do that you should aim for segments of 90 minutes to complete a full sleep cycle, that way you will get full REM sleep. The problem with that is if you don't nod off straight away, you can't really set an alarm. Personally I can sleep anywhere anytime and frequently do so. Setting my phone to wake me up after 90 minutes during the day isn't a problem. Plus I usually get a good eight hours at night sometimes more.
Incidentally if you usually wake up in the morning to the alarm clock and often find it really difficult to wake, who doesn't!! it's usually because you have been woken mid cycle and it takes quite a time to get your body switched on from that point. It's better to count segments of 90 minutes from the time you need to set your alarm and work backwards to what time you go to sleep. Virtually nobody does that but it really works. So for example if you need to get up at 7am a good time to go to sleep would be 10pm or 11:30pm but not 10:30 or midnight. Try it and see, if you need to read something to get you to sleep (NOT YOUR PHONE OR TV) an actual book would be good do that perhaps at 9:45pm or 11:15pm read for fifteen minutes and off to Noddy land and wake up refreshed when the alarm goes off. simples
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2945. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video SU-30 uses "Hi there" maneuver
#7 My answer is because it seems unnecessarily dangerous and if you need an auditor let him travel in the big aeroplane. My next question WTF?
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2946. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Animal Crossing
#3 between the A and the n obviously #4 You need to get out more.
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2947. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video All conditions are perfect conditions
Please tell me he wasn't actually skiing down some of the places that he seemed to be skiing down.
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2948. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 100 Years Of Indian Bridal Fashion
First video on Snotr that I'm not in the slightest bit interested in watching.
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2949. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video What am I doing with my finger now ???
Isn't it called the rusty hook lol
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2950. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How to Become TripAdvisor’s #1 Fake Restaurant
If you are prepared to be an Ass there will always be someone to ride you. Brilliant and they all ate ready meals at £1 each and some tried to book again, kin classic... I wonder what they actually would have paid for their £1 dinners in the number 1 restaurant in London, £150? what do you think?
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2951. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Homeless man’s savings bonds returned 30 years later – just when he needed them the most
Engage sceptical mode;:;:;: they are sure going to keep him off the streets for life:;:;:;:;: Disengage sceptical mode.
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2952. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video This stork is more romantic than your husband
Someone is peeling onions..
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2953. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video SU-30 uses "Hi there" maneuver
My question is Why?
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2954. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Animal Crossing
Yep can't argue with the title except it was missing an 's'
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2955. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video A Millennial Job Interview
Dog that is so real its frightening.
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2956. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Mario Bros on Marimba
It a great sound the Marimba, love it.
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2957. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video EPIC ... Bohemian Rhapsody
It was really excellent and I thoroughly enjoyed it, Freddy would have been delighted for sure. It left me wanting to hear the same with a mature choir of professional singers.
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2958. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Testing The World's Smartest Autonomous Car
Level six no seats.
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2959. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video GOLDEN BUZZER - Florent & Justin - France's Got Talent 2017
At first I thought it was going to be stand up comedy and I thought I wouldn't understand it at all, then they did that incredible dance and I understood every word.
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2960. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video LUKA DONCIC HIGHLIGHTS VS FCB LASSA!! FULL COURT SHOT AND ANKLE BREAKER
#1 Twice wasn't it..didn't he do it twice... or was I just counting the replay.. Oh I don't even care..
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2961. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video New Age Guru Thinks His “Energy Shield” Will Protect Him, Challenges the Wrong Guy
#2 How come you can see it anyway.
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2962. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Kitchen Remodel: - Animated Demolition
Absolutely Brilliant, I didn't read the full description above first and was a little disappointed not to see the new kitchen going in.
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2963. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Impressive Kookaburra call
#5 2nd that
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2964. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video From electricity to the World Wide Web – this 101 yr old Russian granny keeps up to date!
#2 Absolutely, but perhaps next time with English subtitles, otherwise it's just an old lady sitting in front of a computer.
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2965. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Custom Puzzle Box
And he spends several days opening the box and there is no present inside...cheapskate son
The problem I see with this is when you get to the piece of wire with the plugs on the end, and long long before you think of turning a drawer upside down, most people are going to start trying it in the holes and getting the lights to come on, unless the software prevents you from bypassing this piece of the puzzle. Sad to say I wouldnt have the patience to complete this.
The problem I see with this is when you get to the piece of wire with the plugs on the end, and long long before you think of turning a drawer upside down, most people are going to start trying it in the holes and getting the lights to come on, unless the software prevents you from bypassing this piece of the puzzle. Sad to say I wouldnt have the patience to complete this.
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2966. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The Ultimate Paper Airplane
#2 Thunders come on, he's old enough to be your Great Great Grandson's son.
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2967. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Three-man crew returns from space station
Just for once I'd like to see them unscrew the top and a long legged blond get out in a sparkly swim suit followed by David Copperfield.
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2968. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Ron White on Flying With Engine Problems
Simple but funny.
I like to tell people I know when I'm gonna die,.. because my birth certificate has an expiration date on it.
I like to tell people I know when I'm gonna die,.. because my birth certificate has an expiration date on it.
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2969. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Impressive Kookaburra call
Amazing song that I wonder what it thinks it's saying.
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2970. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Former banker in San Francisco confronts new reality
#1 Totally agree with you up there Foxy. AI is going to affect nearly everybody. If you drive for a living maybe delivering, taxi driver, bus, tram, train driver you are going to loose you job. Work in a warehouse, you're gonna be replaced by a robot, an office? there will be no need for offices. Work in retail, you're gonna loose your job. I don't need to go on...
But I will....any job where what you do can be automated or copied by a Robotic workforce you are going to loose your job. Think of it like this...Around thirty years ago in the UK most shops closed on a Sunday, the law changed and they were allowed to open so some did, then all of them did. One couldn't afford to close as they would loose business, they loose business they can't compete they disappear.
Now with AI any cost to a business that doesn't need to be there i'e wages, will make them unprofitable against other businesses of every type that remove that cost with AI, so just like Sunday trading it will spread to every area. The whole economy of the world will change dramatically the rich poor/ balance will be massive, mass unemployment and probably a total breakdown of society. You can't even protect yourself by going into AI production because ultimately it will become a massive self build then it's Terminator time....Happy New Year everyone. JJ SASSP.
But I will....any job where what you do can be automated or copied by a Robotic workforce you are going to loose your job. Think of it like this...Around thirty years ago in the UK most shops closed on a Sunday, the law changed and they were allowed to open so some did, then all of them did. One couldn't afford to close as they would loose business, they loose business they can't compete they disappear.
Now with AI any cost to a business that doesn't need to be there i'e wages, will make them unprofitable against other businesses of every type that remove that cost with AI, so just like Sunday trading it will spread to every area. The whole economy of the world will change dramatically the rich poor/ balance will be massive, mass unemployment and probably a total breakdown of society. You can't even protect yourself by going into AI production because ultimately it will become a massive self build then it's Terminator time....Happy New Year everyone. JJ SASSP.
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2971. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Alligators in ice!
Goodness the mad action there took me by surprise.
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2972. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video A Burst of Deep Sea Fireworks - Halitrephes Jelly
Natures wonders never cease to amaze.
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2973. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The Pemmy Floor Project
#15 Oouuu a lickle bit pikki....
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2974. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Somewhere in Africa
One bad turn deserves another.
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2975. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Stealth Dog
The dog is called Kato and the cat is actually a Pink panther.
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2976. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Red Ball Adventure
Yes really cool video.
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2977. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The Pemmy Floor Project
#2#5 These are British penny's not American.
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2978. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video A squirrel jumping from tree to tree during a bike race in Bergen, Norway
The boring things people do waiting for a fecking bike to go by.
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2979. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Building a log cabin in the forest without powertools timelapse
Very impressive and he didn't get eaten by a bear once.
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2980. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Crazy trike with rear wheel steering! - The Halfbike
I once took a scooter back for doing that.
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2981. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The Swing Bike
I took a bike back because it did that.
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2982. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Repitition
Yorn,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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2983. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video BBC reporter mobbed by lemurs
Oh Would I like to count lemurs.
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2984. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Traffic flow test
Stack interchange it is then....
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2985. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Kid's First Backflip
You would have thought the first thing he would have wanted to do is do it again.
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2986. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Repitition
I'm sorry but I didn't get it, the best I can come up with is that he has a three day week at school followed by a weekend and yes he can't spell Repetition. I'm saying he, although it was a he in the film but obviously he didn't film it. Any background on this Thunders, is it a relative or something?
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2987. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Getting dressed in the 18th century - working woman
#6 Absolutely you might even produce the occasional whistle.
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2988. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Magnus Carlsen Blind & Timed Chess Simul at the Sohn Conference in NYC
I'm not a player but I can appreciate what a feat of mental concentration that was, If your mind is wired up right you certainly have an advantage of your opponents.
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2989. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Flash mob “Beethoven’s Symphony No. 9”
Amazing....................................
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2990. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video When it's 5 a.m. at an Irish Wedding - Ho, Ro, the rattlin' Bog
I bet that guy was hoping the song went on for a few more verses. She did have a beautiful voice and a good memory but man I bet she could gabble. GABBLE..GABBLE!!
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2991. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video FAMOUS SONGS THAT ARE COVERS
#6 Okay okay tell me tell me tell me
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2992. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Getting dressed in the 18th century - working woman
Yes I liked it, good look, practical and sexy. And no knickers, what's not to like.
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2993. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Kate del Castillo Won't Wear Fur—Here's Why
I would just like to agree with her, I'm glad she would rather be naked than wear fur.
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2994. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video FAMOUS SONGS THAT ARE COVERS
#4 That is absolutely True, smaller is often sweeter as with strawberry's. .are you trying to tell me something Thunders
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2995. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video In a heartbeat
Ah that was so heart warming.
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2996. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Not something you see everyday on the farm.
UUm Kitten chicken wonder what that tastes like? The poor hen is looking up kinda saying "I got it wrong again didn't I"
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2997. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Beautiful Sun Halo over Sweden
Is that actually real or is the camera lens changing what is there?
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2998. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Europe's Hidden Secret
I'm looking for somewhere to runaway to, maybe Slovenia is the place, do they speak English?
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2999. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Ratting with terriers
#3 Hi Thunders I know where you are coming from, they are living creatures and some people even keep them as pets, but in reality they are bad news especially if your livelihood depends on them not being present. These dogs are very efficient killers, not wonderful to watch if you are humanitarian, animal lover but efficient nevertheless. Poison takes an age to work and produces a slow painful death traps well look at the numbers here. The rats as you know spread disease and think about the great plague 100.000 dead in London alone. They pretty much deserve what they get.
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3000. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video What's hidden under the Greenland ice sheet? | Kristin Poinar
#4 My goodness do you get nosebleeds
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3001. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video News of Rush's retirement not received well in Berlin
Looks a bit like Adolf Hitler didn't he. just saying
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3002. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Snow
Snowt bad.
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3003. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Ratting with terriers
Well they weren't all terriers but my goodness what a tight pack they were, nothing got away, and so many rats. I could do with borrowing those dogs as I've got rats in my garage at the moment. Very effective killing machines.
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3004. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Magic themed hidden compartment coffee table.
I'm off to me secret workshop if I can remember where I left me wand. Oh Aye....
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3005. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video FAMOUS SONGS THAT ARE COVERS
#2 Well no doubt the writer will get royalties from his or her song being performed/recorded by someone else, so that must be rather nice especially if the original writer and performer never made it big. What annoys me and I'm not really sure why it does, but it does, is when the new generation hears the song performed by some fecking boy band and they assume that is the original. Very often the new version isn't better, sometimes it is. The first example on this clip the Dolly and Whitney play off, in some ways it could be argued that performance wise the Whitney version is far superior but then when you read the reason the song was written by Dolly and who it was for (basically her on TV partner split) you see the honesty and emotion in Dolly's version and it becomes the better song in my opinion and she has much bigger breasts.
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3006. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Fire in Weld County field
I thought at first that the guy with the tractor might be harvesting before the fire stole his crop, that would have been cool.
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3007. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Liqueur Chocolates (1965)
I'm thinking Harrods or Selfridges. A celebration of all those clever Grannies out there.
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3008. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video All that men know about women
I know a little bit but it doesn't translate into English and doesn't use any letters of any alphabet in the known universe.
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3009. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Warning against upsetting the girlfriend
Is advertising really cheap over there or are inhalers really expensive?
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3010. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Russian Dog Fetches Vodka
What else would a Russian dog fetch?
Hey your dog is Russian well tell him to slow down a little then.
Hey your dog is Russian well tell him to slow down a little then.
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3011. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Happy New Year dear Snotr Fans!
Happy New Year xx
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3012. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video SpaceX Falcon 9 Iridium 4 Launch Over Los Angeles from a Dashcam
#4 Perhaps that's what it was, musk sperm.
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3013. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video SpaceX Falcon 9 Iridium 4 Launch Over Los Angeles from a Dashcam
What surprise I was watching the rocket.
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3014. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Guess who is in charge
I think the smell of urine scared the elephant off.
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3015. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Why Don't Movie Poster Names EVER Line Up?!
Personally I don't care in the slightest and I'm certainly not that dumb as to not watch a movie if any actor is in any position on the poster or not. I think basically what the advertising company are saying is that most people are stupid so we have to put these photographs in a particular order as otherwise the stupid people won't have the intellect to decide whether to watch the movie or not. All you stupid people out there ought to be really mad at that suggestion.
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3016. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Salmon Swimming Upstream to Spawn
And to think, they spawn and then they die, and so it goes on.
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3017. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Fire Fighter Training
I bet he had burning thighs after that.
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3018. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Merry Christmas dear Snot Fans!
#13. Indeed the world can be a harsh environment and a dog nearly always makes it better although I have a very winey terrier here today who is not helping me at all lol. I have a number of dogs and I can't just remember if it was the same one which had the cough, but certainly one of them yes. Nice to have an area where you can go and remember your dogs and the flowers do make that special. JJ
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3019. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Merry Christmas dear Snot Fans!
A Merry Christmas and a great New year to you all. My Christmas was/is actually awful too. I'm okay but someone very close to me is really struggling with life at the moment, depression/anxiety, suicide attempts x3 including today. All came on about a month ago out of the blue (Literally) also one of our dogs had to be put down a couple of weeks ago also aged 15.
Haven't been able to buy any Christmas presents and didn't send any cards just been all consuming day in day out for four weeks. As and if things improve, which is going to be a slow process, several weeks before any lights are seen at the end of any tunnels, I'm going to have to do Christmas in January or February.
#8 MindTrick, just know that you are not suffering alone, try and keep positive however difficult, things will get better. If you try and focus on positive things, positive things will happen.
#9 Thunders Harvey was a good age as was my dog, I just know he had the best life he could have with someone who loved him so much. It is a cruel trick of nature that dogs live such a short life when we often live such a comparatively long one, someone should work on that. xx
Haven't been able to buy any Christmas presents and didn't send any cards just been all consuming day in day out for four weeks. As and if things improve, which is going to be a slow process, several weeks before any lights are seen at the end of any tunnels, I'm going to have to do Christmas in January or February.
#8 MindTrick, just know that you are not suffering alone, try and keep positive however difficult, things will get better. If you try and focus on positive things, positive things will happen.
#9 Thunders Harvey was a good age as was my dog, I just know he had the best life he could have with someone who loved him so much. It is a cruel trick of nature that dogs live such a short life when we often live such a comparatively long one, someone should work on that. xx
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3020. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Dog and Fence
He's almost certainly done that before.
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3021. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Now that's a naughty girl!
Time for a machine modification me thinks.
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3022. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Snooker Table Assembling 2017 World Snooker Championship
#1 Absolutely agree, fascinating.
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3023. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Thomas Train Stunts
I think I can, I know I can.
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3024. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Hidden history of London railings – BBC London News
I'm surprised some idiot hasn't tried to sell them on ebay.
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3025. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Attention à la mousse !
Where was the Mousse.
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3026. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Hawk almost takes me out
I was once taken out by a hawk, quite an empty experience as I recall. Not especially chatty over the dinner table and she used her feet to hold the steak which I found rather bad in the manners department.
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3027. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Never tell me the odds - Pong Trick Shots
What are the odds
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3028. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The Creepiest Train Horn! Pan Am Railways SEPO With Ex-BN HLCX SD40-2 Leading!
That's the longest most depressed train in the whole wide world.
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3029. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Mr Bean Rowan Atkinson (Robert) Asking for a Date to Laurene
This is pre Mr Bean,
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3030. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Using Paper to Cut (Acrylic, Plastic, Wood)
Imagine that between your toes or that little area under your tongue aaahhhhhh
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3031. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Mrs Eagle Up Close & Personal
Give it a penguin.
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3032. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video baby deer rescued from gated community fence in Michigan
I think I would have paused for a cuddle......although there is the old Lyme disease I guess....
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3033. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 60MPH Mobility Scooter
Another bloody repeat lol.........................................running away from Scotty........................................................LL.................LL.............................................LL.............................................................................................................LL.................................
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3034. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Lightning strike
#4 Hey Hey Scotty take a chill pill man, what's happened to you did you wake up next to Nicola Sturgeon this morning? For what it's worth I now agree with you, I far prefer to see a repeat than a blank day or two.
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3035. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video String of M80's
I'm the only one who doesn't know what an M80 is bah bah bah.
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3036. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Liberace Typewriter Song
#3 I don't think Liberace would have been especially interested in the harp player.
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3037. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Pizza night!
A good er square meal.
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3038. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How to Time Travel
#1 Or no one has traveled into the past yet and when a discovery is made that it is possible a law is passed not allowing travel into the past earlier than 2020.... just saying.
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3039. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Telestack TC 1200 working at the sieving plant
Well I hope this isn't all for nothing, I hope the end result is the building of some tiny houses for Minkeys.
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3040. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video High-speed slicer for bulk pepperoni and bulk bacon slicing
I must get one of these for my Quorn.
Thought it was about time for a sing song..... So come on I'll count you in (never mind the boss) are you ready 12 a 1234
Well now I'm the king of the swingers yeah the jungle VIP
I reached the top and had to stop and that's what bothering me
I wanna be a man man-cub and walk right into town
be like the other Man-cubs I'm tired of Monkeying around
oh Doubi do, (diddly do) I wanna be like you ou ou (diderly do be do dobar) wanna
walk like you take like you do ou ou ou
Come on everyone...... ou ou ou arrr do do do ar do dardi dardi dardi do dardi do ou ou
Greer.... greeb greeb greeb, greeb greeb do deebi di greeb greeb do dardi do dardi do dardi do dooodly dar di do be di do do...Now just the women Darbi de de... oooouuu doobi de dar, didly bar do bo and a raa raa dinbly anky poo anky poo anky poo woola oou walla be do.. back to everyone .......... and once more from the top.......well I'm ........ ....................................... and rest.
Thought it was about time for a sing song..... So come on I'll count you in (never mind the boss) are you ready 12 a 1234
Well now I'm the king of the swingers yeah the jungle VIP
I reached the top and had to stop and that's what bothering me
I wanna be a man man-cub and walk right into town
be like the other Man-cubs I'm tired of Monkeying around
oh Doubi do, (diddly do) I wanna be like you ou ou (diderly do be do dobar) wanna
walk like you take like you do ou ou ou
Come on everyone...... ou ou ou arrr do do do ar do dardi dardi dardi do dardi do ou ou
Greer.... greeb greeb greeb, greeb greeb do deebi di greeb greeb do dardi do dardi do dardi do dooodly dar di do be di do do...Now just the women Darbi de de... oooouuu doobi de dar, didly bar do bo and a raa raa dinbly anky poo anky poo anky poo woola oou walla be do.. back to everyone .......... and once more from the top.......well I'm ........ ....................................... and rest.
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3041. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Dive bombing Monkeys
Well now I'm the king of the swingers yeah the jungle VIP
I reached the top and had to stop and that's what bothering me
I wanna be a man man-cub and walk right into town
be like the other Man-cubs I'm tired of Monkeying around
oh Doubi do, (diddly do) I wanna be like you ou ou (diderly do be do dobar)
Wanna walk like you take like you do ou ou ou
Come on everyone...... ou ou ou arrr do do do ar do dardi dardi dardi do dardi do ou ou
Greer.... greeb greeb greeb, greeb greeb do deebi di greeb greeb do dardi do dardi do dardi do dooodly dar di do be di do do...now just the women darbi de de... oooouuu doobi de dar, didly bar do bo and a raa raa dinbly anky poo anky poo anky poo woola oou walla be do.. back to everyone .......... and once more from the top.......well I'm ........ ....................................... and rest.
I reached the top and had to stop and that's what bothering me
I wanna be a man man-cub and walk right into town
be like the other Man-cubs I'm tired of Monkeying around
oh Doubi do, (diddly do) I wanna be like you ou ou (diderly do be do dobar)
Wanna walk like you take like you do ou ou ou
Come on everyone...... ou ou ou arrr do do do ar do dardi dardi dardi do dardi do ou ou
Greer.... greeb greeb greeb, greeb greeb do deebi di greeb greeb do dardi do dardi do dardi do dooodly dar di do be di do do...now just the women darbi de de... oooouuu doobi de dar, didly bar do bo and a raa raa dinbly anky poo anky poo anky poo woola oou walla be do.. back to everyone .......... and once more from the top.......well I'm ........ ....................................... and rest.
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3042. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Accomplices of animal abuse
Faith in humanity restored once again, why are there there not more people who care and understand the needs of wild animals, it is very sad. But I love this guy for what he is doing.
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3043. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Madeline + Train = Sheer Delight Daniel Dubois
#1#8 Well I'm just glad to have you back. Sorry to hear you have been unwell hope it wasn't anything serious. Feel free to PM if you need to, anytime. Anyway you can't leave, all the plants are gonna die.
The little girl in the video is so cute ah for those days when everything is new and exciting.
. Anyway you can't leave, all the plants are gonna die. The little girl in the video is so cute ah for those days when everything is new and exciting.
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3044. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video When you want to play guitar solos like the eagles but your russian parents made you learn piano
Well I think it's wonderful and agree the dog is a bute. Can't think of a better way to spend an afternoon....Well perhaps a couple of ways, but it would be up there.
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3045. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video An astonishing old calculator - Numberphile
If ever they make a new Back To The Future film, this guy would be perfect...wonderful guy.
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3046. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The Girl With 10 Lives
#2 Oh look I'm not complaining, better something gets unloaded than nothing.. Keep the crap coming lol.
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3047. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The Girl With 10 Lives
I could suggest where you could put this Ringmaster if snotr had a Total bollocks category.
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3048. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Daylight Robbery
It was a Robin.......
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3049. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Soup can to nuts
#7 I am definitely not going to Scotland, if you can get arrested for having a can of soup swung into your Wedding tattle, it seems very one sided to me and it's fecking cold and the men wear skirts I'm not going, I'd rather hide behind a small monkey.
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3050. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Amazing homemade inventions
#3 My goodness Thunders where have you been? There have been Tumble weeds blowing across my Snotr Screen for weeks now, I've really missed you and the site has been falling off a cliff without you.
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3051. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Russian Zip-Line
#4 That's why the line is so rusty
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3052. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Video of recent North Korean defector escaping across the border
One out 25 million to go.
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3053. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video too late...
Very well done.
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3054. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How a sandwich CHANGED MY MARRIAGE - Smarter Every Day 181
#3 No no I would say if you are just breathing, it was boring.
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3055. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video American Beauty Cheating Scene
#2 So you were bummed were you, well that's an extremely unfortunate choice of words under the circumstances.
I don't think sexual harassment as a topic for outing is going to go away in a few months at all. I think that Weinstein, Spacey and all the other lovies that are being prised out from under their rocks are just the tip of an enormous mountain, not only in the movie industry but in all industries, where powerful people are able to dominate people desperate to get on in their chosen careers. You speak up, you lose your job because there are a thousand others lining up behind you who are prepared to pay the price.
Incidentally we should also blame those who have given in to these Low lifes because everyone that has (and I'm talking only of those who had the opportunity to walk away without being forced physically) has increased the risks for everyone else. It used to be a joke to talk about 'The casting couch' it was rape more often than not and that doesn't make me laugh.
I don't think sexual harassment as a topic for outing is going to go away in a few months at all. I think that Weinstein, Spacey and all the other lovies that are being prised out from under their rocks are just the tip of an enormous mountain, not only in the movie industry but in all industries, where powerful people are able to dominate people desperate to get on in their chosen careers. You speak up, you lose your job because there are a thousand others lining up behind you who are prepared to pay the price.
Incidentally we should also blame those who have given in to these Low lifes because everyone that has (and I'm talking only of those who had the opportunity to walk away without being forced physically) has increased the risks for everyone else. It used to be a joke to talk about 'The casting couch' it was rape more often than not and that doesn't make me laugh.
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3056. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Why you should never pour grease down the drain
#1 It bad ok, it's the bad thing he said, just don't fecking get fat down your pipes ok, in fact don't get fat down your own pipes or you might get an internal fatburg.... in your ass, then when that starts to back up your breath is gonna stink to high Devon and eventually you are gonna need a small piece of wood just wider than your mouth not more than half an inch thick and providing you have your own teeth (That's important) when the pressure gets too much you bite down until you pass out and when you wake up, providing your eyes are still connected to your brain and looking upwards you will see the rest of you splattered all over the ceiling like a giant popped pimple. So don't get fat down your pipes ok?
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3057. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Mother of all leg cramps OOOOUUUU
#1 When you get to a certain age, just the thought of trying to get your intertwined fingers to reach under your toes is likely to cause one of those neck cramps you can get, then you are in trouble.
Always carry a little piece of wood just winder than your mouth no more than half an inch thick and as long as you have your own teeth bite down until you pass out and when you wake up the cramp will either be gone or you'll be in hospital with mouth splinters simples.
Always carry a little piece of wood just winder than your mouth no more than half an inch thick and as long as you have your own teeth bite down until you pass out and when you wake up the cramp will either be gone or you'll be in hospital with mouth splinters simples.
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3058. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video watching the white line @ 457 kmh
I do wish they wouldn't report the speed in km's it was around 283 MPH in real money
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3059. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Robot Fights Sumo Style - Very, very fast.
These will be in the shops for next Christmas. I don't know if other countries get 'Robot Wars' probably you do. In the UK the Robots are about the size of a small microwave oven, and they fight it out in a pit with obstacles and fire and a couple of stage robots that come and finish you off if you get jammed or over turned.
You can the evolution here where the things eventually make their own decisions and don't require a handler, then one escapes and Terminator 1 starts in reality.
You can the evolution here where the things eventually make their own decisions and don't require a handler, then one escapes and Terminator 1 starts in reality.
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3060. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 10,000 Snow Geese Taking Off
I wonder what was going though the minds of those two that waited...."I'm sick of all this, winter here, summer there, Winter here, summer there, I don't know who thought this up but it definitely wasn't a bird"
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3061. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Petra the African Grey controls the Amazon Echo & turns lights on.
It's not a Norwegian blue, it does not prefer kipping on it's back, it has got a beautiful plumage it's isn't pining for the fiords and it's not dead.
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3062. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Operation: Dry Tank
They are doing a similar experiment with Ozzy Osborne.
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3063. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How a sandwich CHANGED MY MARRIAGE - Smarter Every Day 181
Well that was bloody boring.
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3064. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How to defeat dishonest baggage handlers
Or someone needs to invent a new type of zip.
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3065. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Mind Reader Tells Mel B’s Her Darkest Secret | Judge Cut 2 | America's Got Talent 2017
Well I hope Mel is Right handed and didn't have to rush on stage from the loo. I don't believe the taste thing, I think he could see bits of her dinner in her finger nails. look at the still.
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3066. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Audience Reaction to Steve Jobs Scrolling on an iPhone in 2007
Wow I wish they still did that.
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3067. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Josh Turner plays Honky Tonk Women
Sounds great, my advice is get out of the bedroom make some friends teach them the separate parts and gig.
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3068. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Boat Crash in Keywest Superboat 11-10-17
#1 Just in case you are confused tom, you have taken the place of one of those mindless idiots telling us how to make a fortune in an afternoon. If a pox has accidentally come over you your family and your families family I apologise. Perhaps better watch out for Friday.
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3069. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Water cooled 72,000 lumen flashlight
That was a bright idea.
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3070. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Casually Explained: Alcohol
I'm English and we never think of Hash Browns, I mean like ever!
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3071. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Motorcyclist saves a guy from suicide by offering to go for a ride
Well done that man.
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3072. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Incredible Boeing 777 aircraft model
Snotr Admin, please remove this piece of shite #0 from our site.
Now to the plane, the seats look a little rough around the edges the tail wing doesn't fit too well and the guy should put some socks on, apart from that average.
Now to the plane, the seats look a little rough around the edges the tail wing doesn't fit too well and the guy should put some socks on, apart from that average.
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3073. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Boat Crash in Keywest Superboat 11-10-17
#1 A pox on you, your family and your families family. May you all get renal Colic on Friday at 11am.
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3074. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Newly discovered dinosaur is found near perfectly preserved!
#1 Will you feck off and annoy someone else, you turd brained, piss stained, bed wetting son of a bitch..may your next shite resemble a hedgehog.
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3075. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Guy attempting to release a mouse into the wild.
Well he tried god dammit at least he did that.
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3076. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Ewan McClure self-portrait time-lapse
I don't think that was his arm. I thing it was his hand but not his arm.
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3077. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Guard Commander Inspection - Arlington National Cemetery
Did anyone notice that the Guard commander had a bit of something on the back of his jacket.
My goodness attention to detail or what. He looked like one of the fireman on Trumpton, probably Barney McGrew or Grub. (Thunders you will need to use Google)
#1 Sorry to hear you have been unwell Geester.
My goodness attention to detail or what. He looked like one of the fireman on Trumpton, probably Barney McGrew or Grub. (Thunders you will need to use Google)
#1 Sorry to hear you have been unwell Geester.
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3078. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The Story of Biathlon
The song is incorrect not everyone loves Biothlon, I don't. I'm surprised this isn't an American sport....oh it's the snow isn't it.
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3079. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 4-Mation carousel 2: Fish eating Fish - a 3D Zoetrope
How did they do that then.
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3080. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video A Michelin-Starred Meal for $1.50
So that's $150 a day at the Hawker stall, less what he paid for his chickens, and the cost of the added ingredients and the power required to cook them and staff costs. If this was Dragons Den, I'm afraid I would be out! Plus I'm a vegetarian, poor chickens.
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3081. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Woman loses hat while watching Astros World Series Parade & fans bring it back up to her
Apparently more exciting than the match.
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3082. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Vibing out 1 hour, in isolation!
I think I would still be in there.
To make it interesting they should have made it 24 hrs, put them in the same box and made it reasonable to shout out random numbers quickly, 27,28 29,30 872, 411, 12 hours 17 seconds, oou a day oou a day, a minute, no no 10 minutes, it's nearly up, oh no it's not 2468 never too late., anyone got the time....
To make it interesting they should have made it 24 hrs, put them in the same box and made it reasonable to shout out random numbers quickly, 27,28 29,30 872, 411, 12 hours 17 seconds, oou a day oou a day, a minute, no no 10 minutes, it's nearly up, oh no it's not 2468 never too late., anyone got the time....
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3083. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Lars Andersen Turning Arrows
Arrows our Lars, Arrows!
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3084. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Oscilloscope Music
#4 No you are not the only one, there are two of us. Do you think the bomb has been dropped?
Okay ADMIN what's the crack??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Okay ADMIN what's the crack??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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3085. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Racing Overtake in Style
Way.................
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3086. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Previously unseen March 2011 Tsunami footage
kin el
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3087. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The Godfather Theme Bagpipes
I have nothing appropriate to say therefore I am saying nothing.
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3088. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 10 Hours of Walking in NYC as Kim Jong Un
#3 Firstly Kentucky fried moaner it was a joke, surly you are not stupid enough to not realise it was a joke? Secondly you say 'We're' Remind me where you are from again. Thirdly it was obvious that several people including the lady who was praising God did think it was him. Finally are you suggesting that if it really was the 'Un' that he wouldn't be a legitimate target in New York?
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3089. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Oscilloscope Music
A lot more interesting than watching a fecking toy train go round and round and round.
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3090. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video GoPro attached to model passenger train
#4 Look, I could almost see the novelty for a few hours, maybe a weekend, but it's when you think about the thing going around day after day after week after month...life's too short choo choo!
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3091. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Man uses homemade mower for his hard to cut lawn.
I'd pave it or gravel it.
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3092. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video GoPro attached to model passenger train
I mean like why would you do that, play with model trains like that, it's weird, it's in the way, it's pointless, probably expensive and he lives near a fecking station.
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3093. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Does everyone know what alchemy is?
There's always one in every class isn't there?
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3094. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Key and Peele - Caught with Porn
I have absolutely no idea what this video is about.................sweat pouring from eyeballs
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3095. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 100+ Consecutive Speed Bumps High Speed Testing
Note to diary..Keep off all roads that have 100+ conservative speed bumps.
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3096. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The Absurd True Scale of Pablo Escobar's Wealth Visualized
All that wealth and now he's dead........what really was the point.
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3097. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Monster magnet meets blood...
I don't like to bleed so I bought some pigs blood....classic.
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3098. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 10 Hours of Walking in NYC as Kim Jong Un
Okay now tell me again how many guns there are in America?
How many of those people actually believed it was him?
And nobody thought to take a shot?
How many of those people actually believed it was him?
And nobody thought to take a shot?
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3099. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How killer cone snails kill
So remember kids if it has a cone leave it alone....No ice-cream.
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3100. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video That's a Lot of Birds
When in flight it is known as a Murmuration they are indeed starlings but not migrating, they fly in huge numbers and create pattern in the sky to confuse predators.
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3101. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Man Shows Easy Way to Get Over the American-Mexican Border
They need to grease the poles and fill in that gap.... oh sorry I meant Mexicans
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3102. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Intense fight between police and a suspect for a gun
#20 Have you considered therapy?..... just saying
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3103. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video ticking Together, No Matter What
So they were all tiles, well whatta you know.
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3104. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The best photos taken through a microscope
I once a took an amazing photograph through a microscope of outa space.... it looked a really long way away.
I also have a microscope connected to a telescope, connected to the peep hole on my front door... Now I can see if the postman has shaved that morning from five miles away.
My nephew has HD ADHD High Definition Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder....He rarely pay attention, but when he does it's incredibly clear.
I also have a microscope connected to a telescope, connected to the peep hole on my front door... Now I can see if the postman has shaved that morning from five miles away.
My nephew has HD ADHD High Definition Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder....He rarely pay attention, but when he does it's incredibly clear.
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3105. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Intense fight between police and a suspect for a gun
#13 What the Feck are you rambling on about??? Firstly it's FEEL not FELL and it's SHOOT not SHOT. Secondly What story am I making up again you moron, there wasn't a story in my comment. Thirdly Let me guess you also have awful hair. Are we to take it from your comment that you are on the side of the guy with the gun? You think that maybe he just wanted to run away and hide his gun? I think it's you who are the Neanderthal.
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3106. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video I just gotta let this out
He has the face of someone who doesn't get out much.
That scene is like the one you have at the end of a dream that actually wakes you up.
That scene is like the one you have at the end of a dream that actually wakes you up.
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3107. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 5 Things OKAY in Japan (but illegal/rude in the USA)
She was gorgeous wasn't she, beautiful eyes lovely smile.
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3108. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Intense fight between police and a suspect for a gun
The officer had a perfect punch in the plums option that he didn't take. This could have been over in seconds.
If the law doesn't allow for any amount of punching, slapping, eye gouging, testicle twisting or finger snapping when a guy with hair that bad with a gun is going to try and shoot you then THE LAW IS AN ASS!!
If the law doesn't allow for any amount of punching, slapping, eye gouging, testicle twisting or finger snapping when a guy with hair that bad with a gun is going to try and shoot you then THE LAW IS AN ASS!!
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3109. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Wanna be tough guy gets what’s coming to him
You gotta smile....no no you gotta smile
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3110. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video NFL 2017 Bad Lip Reading
#5#6 Naw bolocky bolocky bolocky bolocky bolocky bolocky.
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3111. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Diarrhea in the elevator Prank
#1 You don't need to worry, unless you were expecting to anywhere of course
#2 The language was probably hysterical gay Brazilian. Although not gay myself it's a similar sound that I would have made lol.
#2 The language was probably hysterical gay Brazilian. Although not gay myself it's a similar sound that I would have made lol.
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3112. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Lucky guy
He's not that lucky, he's now got to walk back over the bridge up along the wrong side of the motorway for several miles to the next bridge, to walk all the way back along the right side of the motorway. He's probably going to miss his bus.
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3113. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 245 people jump off a bridge together
I would have liked to the point when the swinging stopped and then three of them are pulled out to the right to see if three on the left are affected, just to test Newtons theory.
I also wonder if this is the largest gathering of swingers under one bridge.
I also wonder if there is such a thing as a mid air crowd crush.
I also wonder if this is how they killed large numbers of witches in the 13th century.
I also wonder if this is the largest gathering of swingers under one bridge.
I also wonder if there is such a thing as a mid air crowd crush.
I also wonder if this is how they killed large numbers of witches in the 13th century.
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3114. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Nice motorbike sound
#1 Or a Honka 500
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3115. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Office suprise
The guy will have to find another peep hole now.
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3116. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video What to do after crashimg into the wall @ 486 kmh
#1#3#5#6 Bol ol locks
#2#4#7 There an't no Hea ha ven
To the tune of 2 4 6 8 Motorway
#2#4#7 There an't no Hea ha ven
To the tune of 2 4 6 8 Motorway
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3117. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Pet baby crocodile likes to be ped
Try that in about a year and then count your arms. By the way what the feck does PED mean?
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3118. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Proper Roman reenactment - Legio XXI Rapax obliterates "barbarian" village
I thought it said LEGO.
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3119. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Le Mans 1999 - Peter Dumbreck's HUGE accident! Mercedes CLR-GT1 CRASH!
They said we would have flying cars by the years 2000, this was a year early.
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3120. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video We Are Bananamous
Aaaah talking Bananas!
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3121. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Russian kid dancing at club can't be bothered. 1997.
#4 I Played the video again and obviously now looking through your eyes I saw the young boy. Why would you concentrate on him when there were all those gorgeous women, you are very strange.
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3122. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Man Films Lightning That Strikes 5 Meters Away And Destroys His Backyard
That is one pissed off sky.
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3123. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Glass Sculpture Created In Seconds
Everything is created in seconds, it's just a matter of how many.
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3124. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Russian kid dancing at club can't be bothered. 1997.
What kid? I saw a hot brunette, blonde, black haired girl, several of those and another blonde oh and six or seven more brunettes.........................................................................
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3125. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Some of Buster Keaton's most amazing stunts
Buster was a genius no question, but I thought Phil Collins portrail of him was way way off the mark.
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3126. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Why Age? Should We End Aging Forever?
We would need a world cull to get rid of 99% of the population then the remaining 1% could live forever and have an awful lot of space.
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3127. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Hawaiian Caterpillar
I think we should scale them up and drop them North Korea instead of Bombs.
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3128. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Why Age? Should We End Aging Forever?
What's the youngest you can die of old age?
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3129. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video PRESENTING>>>> " The Junior Justice League" !
Absolutely brilliant well done that man.
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3130. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Tractor out of control
Just fill the hole in....Nothing to see here folks.
Can't understand why no one was pissing themselves laughing surely not everyone owned the tractor.
Can't understand why no one was pissing themselves laughing surely not everyone owned the tractor.
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3131. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Worst Driver Ever
#5 You know too much detail about this, where did he meet you and have did you share the cost of the car repairs.
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3132. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video impressing your future in-laws...
#1 Then do it immediately, nothing matters more than impressing future in laws they will thank you for it in the long run when she is happy with someone better.
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3133. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 1000 degree Potato masher
What is the matter with people why would you want to do this, it's fecking messy and the metal thing will need cleaning between melts and it will take ages for it to cool down, what's the matter with people.
#4 It's not interesting it's just not it's messy.
#4 It's not interesting it's just not it's messy.
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3134. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Worst Driver Ever
SHE really really wanted to go shopping THEN. Perhaps for a smaller car.
Or of course this was the wife of the guy who was having an affair with the girl who lived at this house and she was just moving her husbands car a little to make it easier for him when he left and then had to explain to her when he got home what had happened to their car.
Or of course this was the wife of the guy who was having an affair with the girl who lived at this house and she was just moving her husbands car a little to make it easier for him when he left and then had to explain to her when he got home what had happened to their car.
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3135. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Saving An Iguana Four Miles Offshore
He's probably thinking Feck me that's the third time that has happened. I'll try and get off this kin island again tomorrow.
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3136. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Hummingbird Hawk-moth spotted in Kazachstan
Proof if it was needed that you should always carry a camera a piece of card and a pin. sorry
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3137. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Proof Chesterfield Cigarettes have no adverse effects.
It's terrible now days isn't it. The only one's you can buy these days give you Cancer. Bring back the Chesterfields!! I wonder if this was just before they started making those leather sofa's. The other relatively safe brand was Nelson's they didn't give you cancer just made you blind in one eye.
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3138. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Niagara Falls Collapse - 1954
#2 Ok well what we'll do is get your firm to retrieve the rock and mud first then we'll talk money. We'll need the tree too and the bench.
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3139. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Paper planes by John Collins
Paper planes! well they wont get you anywhere.
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3140. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Amoeba Snacks On Two Paramecia
The panic in those poor little paramecia was hard to swallow.
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3141. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Niagara Falls Collapse - 1954
Having just eaten a strange tasting biscuit I'm starting a Crowd Funded project to get that section of the falls rebuilt exactly as it was using the original materials.
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3142. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 16 Sorts - Color Circle
#11 Sounds like your Brain needs an algorithm transplant.
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3143. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Floating Card Trick performed by the best in the world
I don't think there was any string involved in this trick. There were many techniques involved including obviously great spinning and throwing, but the biggest part of this was using magnets. If a quality playing card is held between two attracting magnets for several minutes, it will become magnetized, if then a magnet is attached/glued to the palm of the hand or hands the card will behave very interesting when it approaches the hand magnet allowing hovering and slow motion effects. The other effects were largely down to many many many hours of practice.
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3144. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Annoyed Dog Followed Everywhere by Baby Ducks
#6 Dog you're lucky...I have dog(s) and no peace lol
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3145. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Why Photos of the Eiffel Tower at Night are Illegal
The world has definitely gone mad. So it's the lights that I can't take a video of. So can I ask them to to turn the lights off so that I can take a video of the tower that I'm allowed to take a video of? In fact can't I sue the light company for hampering my ability to take a video of the tower at night.
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3146. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 16 Sorts - Color Circle
WTF>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>is it.
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3147. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Coastguard rescue doomed dog.
I think this is a scene from the dog version of the series The PRISONER there would have been a very large Balloon ironically called Rover following him as he tried to escape the village. "We want information...information" "Woof you Woof won't woof woof Get it." "You are number two" Woof who woof is woof woof number one"
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3148. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Man rides hood of school bus after driver refuses to open the door
#8 So lets assume that you are driving along quite happily in your nice shiny new car, you pull up at a junction and a kid throws a bottle out of a bus window hitting your car! Maybe your wife was driving had her window open and the bottle went through the window and hit her in the face. What are you going to do, smile like a nob and wave them on their merry way....is that what you are suggesting? Because personally I would get out of my car stop the bus and call the police. This guy did'nt get the chance to do that as the bus driver refused to stop!!
By the way strait is spelt Straight. What are talking about when you say it is sad when old men don't know what kids are doing? He did know what they were doing, one of the little bastards threw a bottle at his car.
I think you have listened to Roger Alan Wade's song a little to often.
By the way strait is spelt Straight. What are talking about when you say it is sad when old men don't know what kids are doing? He did know what they were doing, one of the little bastards threw a bottle at his car.
I think you have listened to Roger Alan Wade's song a little to often.
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3149. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video he Devil's Wheel at Oktoberfest is INSANE and AWESOME!
I'm surprised there aren't diced carrots everywhere.
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3150. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video First Human Head Transplant
To start with this definitely a body transplant rather than a head Transplant, as obviously the head part is the personality and therefore the control center for the finished operation. There will be nothing left of the person whose body is being used, unless as is thought memory is not stored exclusively in the brain.
Apparently the spinal cord(s) are going to be cut by an extremely fine accurate blade and the two joined back together using a new type of glue which should allow the component parts to reconnect and fuse together.
My question would be how exact is one spinal cord to another? As there are at lease sixteen vital area's that would need to match up and no one is going to know until the operation is in motion. I hope this can be done and I wish the teams and patient all the luck in the world, I think they are going to need it.
Apparently the spinal cord(s) are going to be cut by an extremely fine accurate blade and the two joined back together using a new type of glue which should allow the component parts to reconnect and fuse together.
My question would be how exact is one spinal cord to another? As there are at lease sixteen vital area's that would need to match up and no one is going to know until the operation is in motion. I hope this can be done and I wish the teams and patient all the luck in the world, I think they are going to need it.
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3151. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Dodge truck gets away from its owner
"You ok"
"Yeah happens everyday, knew I shouldn't have called my car after my ex wife...... Christine"
"Okay, same time tomorrow"
"Yep probably"
"Yeah happens everyday, knew I shouldn't have called my car after my ex wife...... Christine"
"Okay, same time tomorrow"
"Yep probably"
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3152. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Man rides hood of school bus after driver refuses to open the door
He claims that a bottle was thrown from the bus bus presumably by one of the kids which hit his car. If that is the case, I think he had a point.
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3153. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Pet Cat Saves Boy from Two Vicious GATORS -Cat vs Gator
Scaredy Croc...........
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3154. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video What Happens If You Throw a Magnet In Copper Pipe
I was watching a documentary about three weeks ago about a group of people who live in Nairobi (or somewhere like Nairobi) they basically lived in a shanty village where the houses were made out of bit's of scrap wood and anything that could be fashioned into a shelter. I think there were around five hundred or so people living in this awful place, they had a shop even a Mosque all knocked together. Why am I telling you this against this video?
Across a small bridge which went over a dirt polluted stream from this village was a rubbish dump and most of the people from the village worked on this rubbish dump. A lot of what was found at the dump was old computer and other electronic parts, radios, TV's etc. That had originated from Europe and other countries that wanted it out of there way. There was a system in place where those slightly better off would buy these broken products from shops out in the bigger towns and then sell them on to others at the dump who would take off certain parts and then sell on what was left to others. Eventually you got down to the group that the documentary was following there were called the burner boys, youths perhaps 15 years or more who would spend all day burning the rubber off cables to get the copper what was left inside. A days work breathing in all these toxic fumes would usually give them 39 pence (less than 50 cents) Looking at the piece of copper pipe in the video made me think that was probably about a months work for one of those poor guys.
They had no knowledge of the health implications of what they were doing and most were suffering from lung issues, it really made you weep. When things got too bad they would go and see a doctor and of course would have to pay for any medication they were given, probably a couple of weeks wages. The part that got me was when one of the guys said that he would keep working there as long as he could and would then see a doctor, who would give him some medicine to remove all the illness in his lungs. Most of these guys wouldn't see their 21st Birthday.
Across a small bridge which went over a dirt polluted stream from this village was a rubbish dump and most of the people from the village worked on this rubbish dump. A lot of what was found at the dump was old computer and other electronic parts, radios, TV's etc. That had originated from Europe and other countries that wanted it out of there way. There was a system in place where those slightly better off would buy these broken products from shops out in the bigger towns and then sell them on to others at the dump who would take off certain parts and then sell on what was left to others. Eventually you got down to the group that the documentary was following there were called the burner boys, youths perhaps 15 years or more who would spend all day burning the rubber off cables to get the copper what was left inside. A days work breathing in all these toxic fumes would usually give them 39 pence (less than 50 cents) Looking at the piece of copper pipe in the video made me think that was probably about a months work for one of those poor guys.
They had no knowledge of the health implications of what they were doing and most were suffering from lung issues, it really made you weep. When things got too bad they would go and see a doctor and of course would have to pay for any medication they were given, probably a couple of weeks wages. The part that got me was when one of the guys said that he would keep working there as long as he could and would then see a doctor, who would give him some medicine to remove all the illness in his lungs. Most of these guys wouldn't see their 21st Birthday.
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3155. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Raw Video Shows How Fast Texas Wildfire Spread
Ooh those poor trees, that's gotta hurt.
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3156. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The pilot showed how the aircraft "dives" in the dense clouds of the mountains
OMD that was awesome. Perfect music too. The world above the clouds we seldom see.
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3157. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Railroad thermite welding
I don't give a monkeys cuss which method they use, this video was fascinating. Fairly sure Thunders uploaded it for the Guys doing the work, rather than the work itself but that's ok lol Made me wonder if you can buy that Thermite stuff in tiny can's for repairing hairdryers.
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3158. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Cheese
#10 Absolutely, Look up the word patience in the dictionary and there should be a link to this video.
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3159. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video At the very last second
Oh my goodness the look on that dogs face will haunt me, terrified and so near to death. #4 Couldn't open the Youtube link, really hope it survived and went on to have a good life, bless it.
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3160. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Lighting a mostly empty 100% isopropyl alcohol drum.
Well we survived that now now lets try it on a full drum...wippee!!
The range of the idiot goes from zero to infinity and beyond.
The range of the idiot goes from zero to infinity and beyond.
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3161. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Space Shuttle launch turns night into day.
I wonder if those same people whoop and scream when someone switches on a light in a dark room.
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3162. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How Bacteria Rule Over Your Body – The Microbiome
#1 Now don't get me started.......................
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3163. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Santa Rosa fire escape
Don't slow down, don't slow down.
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3164. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Cheese
Sacha Baron Cohen funny guy also very well known for being Ali G of course.
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3165. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Borat - Buys a car
Hand like Slave of Wizard
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3166. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Mongolian Throat Singing-Batzorig Vaanchig
#10 It didn't help but I learned my lesson....Never marry a Mongolian Throat Singer without researching the culture first.....No matter how big her boobs are
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3167. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Scythe lawn mow
#17 A number of things, I was getting rather fed up with the lack of comments and therefore banter. There was a real slow down of video's for a while (and another stop).
And I got really busy driving fast cars and chasing women...Now the WineBurgerman is out of the scene I might get busy again.
And I got really busy driving fast cars and chasing women...Now the WineBurgerman is out of the scene I might get busy again.
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3168. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Top 5 MIND OPENING movies
#5 Belong to them!! he's virtually in charge!!! Chief but one Twat!
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3169. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Stephen Hawking and Stephen Fry
#2 It would be pretty pointless for you (not for me) to be on a desert island with Monroe, Einstein & Galileo, because beautiful women tend to go for intelligent men. I'd be fine and pretty soon You Eini and Gali would be setting up some strange Mormon'esk all male commune together lol.
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3170. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Mongolian Throat Singing-Batzorig Vaanchig
Sounds like my ex first thing in the morning, never did understand a word she said.
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3171. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Scythe lawn mow
#11 Yes I know
#12 Yes I know
#13 Yes Snotr seemed to losing it's way a few weeks ago (around the time I was a bit busy lol) but I feel it's got a new wind now, or Foxy as I call him the big Farter.
#12 Yes I know
#13 Yes Snotr seemed to losing it's way a few weeks ago (around the time I was a bit busy lol) but I feel it's got a new wind now, or Foxy as I call him the big Farter.
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3172. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Cat jumps into lake after guy sneezes
#3 If you think about in the grand scheme of things, it really doesn't fecking matter does it.
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3173. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Stephen Hawking and Stephen Fry
That's Piers Morgan not Stephen Fry. There is incidentally a massive divide between all three with Morgan well well well in fact at the bottom of a well below Fry and Hawkins. : Morgan is also the only one who believes in God but having seen some of the crap he came out with while working for the Sun Newspaper he likely won't be making his acquaintance if he indeed existed which he doesn't.
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3174. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Line Rider - Mountain King
Strangely mesmerizing although I'm sure too much would drive you insane.
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3175. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Scythe lawn mow
#9 How do you know he's gay?
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3176. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Cat scared of sneeze
Slowed down that is a really 'Made a cat jump into the water' evil laugh
I know a dog that if you sneeze makes her run away find something soft like a towel and shake it!
I know a dog that if you sneeze makes her run away find something soft like a towel and shake it!
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3177. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Top 5 MIND OPENING movies
#2 Even if I like them, I hate any film with Tom Cruise in simply because he's a Scientology Tosser.
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3178. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Motorcycle Fail
#10 Totally agree (and you don't know how much that hurts lol) There is no such thing as a Christian or Islamic Child (or any other religion you can name) If the religion has any worth or truth the child should be allowed to grow up without it and make an individual decision based on his or her own discovery and following a science based education. Sadly this seldom gets to happen and the simple reason is that most religions would be finished within a generation. You could call it quite a successful business plan.
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3179. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video A HAUNTED LADDER WALKING
#3 No not really I've developed this stutter stutter.
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3180. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Scythe lawn mow
I don't get it where do you put the petrol and where's the seat?
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3181. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The Pink Panther Funny clips
#1 Aah that's where Burimi went...
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3182. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Top 5 MIND OPENING movies
Interesting stuff..I read the book Little big man, many moons ago really good.
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3183. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Gigantic Explosion at Chinese Chemical Plant
I bet there was a strange smell of bowel movement on the top of that platform.
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3184. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Motorcycle Fail
#5 Religion again you see! spoils everything. I can't understand how anyone can get upset about something that doesn't actually exist. Wake up all you Religioneo's and smell the flowers.
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3185. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video A HAUNTED LADDER WALKING
It's a little weird yes.
Lets have some guesses
It's a step ladder so perhaps it's haunted by the ghost of it's step father.
Lets have some guesses
It's a step ladder so perhaps it's haunted by the ghost of it's step father.
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3186. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video A HAUNTED LADDER WALKING
It's a little weird yes.
Lets have some guesses
It's a step ladder so perhaps it's haunted by the ghost of it's step father.
Lets have some guesses
It's a step ladder so perhaps it's haunted by the ghost of it's step father.
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3187. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Guy in New Zealand playing guitar for cows
Cows like Heavy Metal Buckets.
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3188. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This dog is earning his keep...
Most retrievers and some labs will do this. They are always bringing your towels and blankets and will carry them around for ages.
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3189. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Pop-A-Shot Master!!!
What a pointless skill.
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3190. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Gay Women Will Marry Your Boyfriends
Not quite seeing what's in this for the Gay girlfriend, bit of a sacrifice when she could simply live with her Gay girlfriend. Two our of three marriages end in divorce anyway. Or do you need to be married in the face of 'That purely fictitious fellow in the sky'
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3191. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Porn Tech Support
Now I like a laugh, you all know I do and this is really funny and I am definitely not a kill joy BUTT sorry BUT! I'm a little surprised that this content is acceptable on Snotr as there have been many comments in the past regarding this being a child friendly site? Has that now changed Admin?
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3192. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Straight Girls Respond To "Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends"
Muff said
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3193. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Explosive eruption of Popocatépetl in Mexico
An Earth pimple being squeezed big time.
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3194. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Shotgun Wedding Ceremonies In Algeria
I think the logo at the top of the screen has a P to many and an S too few.
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3195. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 3DOF Racing Simulator - Test Drive (RacingCUBE)
Dear Santa....................................
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3196. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Snappers Advanced Facial Rig for Maya and Unreal Engine
It's so realistic it almost feels like abuse.
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3197. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Japanese man vs 450 horsepower fan!
That's gotta feel like being snapped with an elastic band, but all over your body at the same time.
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3198. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Glacier bridge collapses in Perito Moreno
Built by the three little pigs presumably.
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3199. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends
Right you Feckers we're gonna...er....do stuff you won't be...very happy about..with your bo.. er....We'll think of something....don't you worry.
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3200. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Straight Men Respond to: "Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends"
Pretty lame if I'm honest.
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3201. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video A380 landing at Düsseldorf airport during storm Xavier
it's the little windows...LITTLE WINDOWS...TOO SMALL...SILLY
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3202. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video AIRBUS A380 hard crosswind landing - different angle
They ought to give the pilots bigger windows then they might be able to see where they are going....tiny little windows phah
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3203. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Dog rescue. Russian style...
We share the same biology
Regardless of ideology
What might save us, me, and you
Is if the Russians love their Doggies too.
Regardless of ideology
What might save us, me, and you
Is if the Russians love their Doggies too.
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3204. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Flame Throwing Drone Helps Remove Net on UHV Power Line
Cool way of starting your barbecue if it's raining.
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3205. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Science Rocks! 7D Park in Japan. You can touch, feel and even smell the animals
I was going to say that they had kept this very quiet.
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3206. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Does your dog bite?
#1 The Pink Panther strikes again (Peter sellers) 1976.
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3207. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video World's Greatest Drag Race 7!
I don't know about you, but I was expecting a line up of Men, overly dressed up as Women wearing trainers.
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3208. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Inside New York City\'s Most Secret Basement
So two saboteurs carrying a bag of sand each where brought by two submarines from Germany to the East coast of America to throw sand into these machines, that's gotta be cost effective, or didn't they get on. And a German spy who already worked next to these machines couldn't have gotten hold of some sand and do this himself? No wonder the fecking Nazi's lost the war.
Imagine also the job of sitting down there day after day waiting for the lift to come down with a gun ready to shoot who was inside I bet they got through a few books.
Imagine also the job of sitting down there day after day waiting for the lift to come down with a gun ready to shoot who was inside I bet they got through a few books.
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3209. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Baby dolphins fascinated by squirrels
Whereas the squirrels couldn't give a flying feck about the dolphins. Which is why one day Dolphins will take over the planet and squirrels will be the first to go.
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3210. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Deadly Fire in the Bronx
Lets pretend that it was real for the rest of the comments.
If you are going to die in a fire, you just gotta hope it's one of those cold fires.
If you are going to die in a fire, you just gotta hope it's one of those cold fires.
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3211. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Is the Moon a planet or a star?
#18 There is now..
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3212. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video A river of non-stop plastic waste in Guatemala
It would be nice to think that this is going around like the baggage belt at an airport but of course this is a river and where is it heading? The ocean.
If you want to put this into some kind of perspective... If you got a net and fished out two different types of this plastic and were able to write a poem about the destruction of our planet on both pieces. There is a possibility that the first poem could be read by your Great, great, great, great, great, great Grandchild and the second poem by that Grandchild's great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandchild. Makes you think doesn't it?
If you want to put this into some kind of perspective... If you got a net and fished out two different types of this plastic and were able to write a poem about the destruction of our planet on both pieces. There is a possibility that the first poem could be read by your Great, great, great, great, great, great Grandchild and the second poem by that Grandchild's great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandchild. Makes you think doesn't it?
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3213. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Playing a Titanic Tuba
My Great Great Great Grandfather died playing the Tuba. He tried to play Flight of the bumble bee on the tuba and blew his liver out of the horn.
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3214. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This crow follows passing by truck and asks for food.
Those crows are smart cookies and that smart cookie was given a cookie.
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3215. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Drone Down!!
I wouldn't bother getting the drone it will be well fecked...get a new one..get a new one.
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3216. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Luca Stricagnoli - FEEL GOOD INC. (Gorillaz)
Beautiful instrument hand crafted by Davide Serracini in Rome. Price unknown, each instrument made is unique. Exactly what you need when you get to the stage of thinking 'This six string is just too easy to play'
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3217. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Microsculpture by Levon Biss
Maybe this will be the start of understanding how to swot the little feckers at picnics.
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3218. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Kantega | The Mysterious Life of Developers
#2 You're a developer aren't you? And you have difficulty getting to work on time, don't you? You're a late developer aren't you?
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3219. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Crazy 100ft slip and slide through forest
#4 Are you Jesus? or just weird in some other way?
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3220. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Nurse shark bites man's stomach and refuses to let go
Should have asked the shark for some money then when he answered, just lift him off there...If he was a loan shark.
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3221. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Poor timing!
Or he had just missed his boat trip in which case it was perfect timing. I think he hit the water.
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3222. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Free gifts at your neighbors door...
Made to measure that boot. Pretty stupid place for the postman to leave it anyway.
So if we are to assume that this is the neighbours kid, why is he driving all over his neighbours lawn? Two educational opportunities
"Look what I've found Mummy" .
"Oh for feck's sake, take it back, take it back they've got a fecking camera, go and get your balaclava"
So if we are to assume that this is the neighbours kid, why is he driving all over his neighbours lawn? Two educational opportunities
"Look what I've found Mummy" .
"Oh for feck's sake, take it back, take it back they've got a fecking camera, go and get your balaclava"
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3223. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How to start a Mexican Wave
All we need now is a video showing how to start a Mexican Car.
Next time I go to a game I'm going to take a Mexican Surfboard and ride that wave.
Of course it does beg the question (and I expect someone will get the Nobel prize for this) How do you STOP a Mexican wave (Oh I know chop his arms off)
Next time I go to a game I'm going to take a Mexican Surfboard and ride that wave.
Of course it does beg the question (and I expect someone will get the Nobel prize for this) How do you STOP a Mexican wave (Oh I know chop his arms off)
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3224. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Crazy 100ft slip and slide through forest
Missing one vital element..........................girls
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3225. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The Spa Car Drivable Hot Tub
You gotta love him. I bet those burgers were a bit soapy though. I would have liked to see an emergency stop.
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3226. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Is the Moon a planet or a star?
#16 Pretty much all I live for.
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3227. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Is the Moon a planet or a star?
#14 The Clangers were a puppet type stop motion show on English TV back in the late sixties early seventies. They should be Googleable from where you are just type The Clangers English tv. They lived on the moon took strange drugs and therefore made strange Changer noises.
Also you probably won't have this in the USA but in England if you make a mistake people often say "He Dropped a Clanger" Tho origin is a little obscure but may have come from a workshop when someone dropped something heavy and metal like a tool.
Also you probably won't have this in the USA but in England if you make a mistake people often say "He Dropped a Clanger" Tho origin is a little obscure but may have come from a workshop when someone dropped something heavy and metal like a tool.
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3228. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Age...level asian...
#5 It does matter if she's only 14, it matters rather a lot in this country lol.
#6 Okay if she's 45 Maybe I'll take another look.
#6 Okay if she's 45 Maybe I'll take another look.
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3229. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Is the Moon a planet or a star?
#11 Phuq you too. You should tune in more often it happens a lot
You should tune in more often it happens a lot 53
3230. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Emma and Cinnamon
#4 It would make for a smoother aging video if it was once a week especially when the growth spurts start.
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3231. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Voronezh Timelapse
#4 Yes I've heard that they have it in them, that was the reason for the messy ban I was referring to.
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3232. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Age...level asian...
#3 A little young for me although I'm confused as to how old she actually is, not really my sort if I'm honest?
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3233. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Rare White Giraffe Discovered
#4 For sure
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3234. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Age...level asian...
I didn't want a shirt anyway
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3235. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Is the Moon a planet or a star?
It amazes me how people go through their lives in such ignorance. With the absolute exception of Thunders most women have no interest in anything out of this world which saddens me greatly. Men on the whole do, although a lot of them do not bother to investigate deeply.
I could not imagine going through life not wanting to know how the planet got to where it is today, how life began, natural selection and all that. Religion I absolutely do not waste a moment of my time with, it's all nonsense ALL OF IT!! Space, planets moons, stars, galaxies the possibility of life elsewhere is so incredibly interesting. The video above just shows how limited is the average knowledge of life out side of Shoes and clothes.
I could not imagine going through life not wanting to know how the planet got to where it is today, how life began, natural selection and all that. Religion I absolutely do not waste a moment of my time with, it's all nonsense ALL OF IT!! Space, planets moons, stars, galaxies the possibility of life elsewhere is so incredibly interesting. The video above just shows how limited is the average knowledge of life out side of Shoes and clothes.
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3236. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Rare White Giraffe Discovered
That's a white wash And why are they rare? Because there is nowhere for them to hide, unless it snows.
And why are they rare? Because there is nowhere for them to hide, unless it snows. 53
3237. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Woman punishes garbage throwers
I'd like to do the same to people who play crap music really loud in their car's. I'd like to invent a really loud sound bomb that plays "The Birdy Song" at around 80 watts RMS for about an hour that I could throw through their open car window. It would need to be made out of the same stuff as the guy in Terminator 2 after an hour it would find it's way back to me ready for the next musical assassination.
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3238. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Voronezh Timelapse
#2 I think he's allowed out of the country now, that messy ban following the misunderstanding with the kilt and that biker was resolved. Personally I never thought he was guilty...not in public...no not him
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3239. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Japanese Milk Commercial
#5 Well you know the rule, if it's not nice best to say nothing at all
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3240. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Top 10 Incredible Street Performers Videos
The last guy needs his own TV show immediately
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3241. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Voronezh Timelapse
Well that was a bit random, was it made by Cameramaster
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3242. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video What's the Northernmost Town in the world?
I heard he was in Jail for crime against Hugh Hefner.
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3243. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Japanese Milk Commercial
One way of getting the little bastards to drink it, tell um it comes from outta space. Little planet just up from Uranus called UrNipple.
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3244. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Sismo México 19 de Septiembre 2017
Must have been bad, did you see the person throwing up at 0.04 middle top left from the balcony must have been a gallon of last nights beer there
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3245. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Throwing rocks in Franklin, PA
More often than not in England we do that with flat clam shells and pieces of slate and yes we call it skimming. Annoyingly a lot of beaches don't have anything worth skimming with either just sand or small pebbles.
I used to be a good skimmer when I was a lad. My parents had a holiday place by the sea and we used to go there most weekends throughout the summer and sometimes in the winter as well as holidays of course. I tried skimming a couple of years ago and it hurt like hell then and even worse the next day. Out of practice I guess my Skimming muscle obviously dried up through lack of use.
I used to be a good skimmer when I was a lad. My parents had a holiday place by the sea and we used to go there most weekends throughout the summer and sometimes in the winter as well as holidays of course. I tried skimming a couple of years ago and it hurt like hell then and even worse the next day. Out of practice I guess my Skimming muscle obviously dried up through lack of use.
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3246. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Emma and Cinnamon
What a wonderful way to grow up, they should video that walk every week until Emma is twenty one.
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3247. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Close Call for One Driver
I would say it was a close call for several drivers....Annoyingly I concentrated on the Plane view-able from the right corner of the car windscreen that turned out to be a dead fly on the windscreen.
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3248. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How Do You Transplant A Human Head? - Earth Lab
I find this fascinating, you get this image of a thick telephone type set of cables in a tight sheaf being sliced and then this incredible hope that the cables are all in the same order on the sliced cable from the body. Are we to understand that this glue is simply going to be smeared on one or both ends and then the whole thing just pushed together? Or is he suggesting that each individual nerve ending in the spinal column is going to be matched up with the new half. Surly spinal columns are not totally universal inside?
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3249. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How Not to Land an Orbital Rocket Booster
As to the video, I don't know why there were so many failed attempts, it's not exactly rocket science.
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3250. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How Not to Land an Orbital Rocket Booster
#2#3#6#7 Thanks for the info especially Foxy very helpful.
I am a man of peace and profanities but I'd really like to get hold of anyone who has produced one of these annoying malware or virus's and really give them a jolly good kicking between the legs until I was exhausted and they mended their ways. They should ousted and there should be a roundup.
I am a man of peace and profanities but I'd really like to get hold of anyone who has produced one of these annoying malware or virus's and really give them a jolly good kicking between the legs until I was exhausted and they mended their ways.
They should ousted and there should be a roundup.53
3251. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Nikon P900 - Propeller Synchronization
#1 No a big guy threw it really hard and it's actually falling.
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3252. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Koality Control
Thought he would give him a swig, then the koala could have spit it into a bowl. cos he only eats eucalyptus
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3253. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Railcar wheel changeout. AKA Insane Repairs
Fascinating.... to start with it didn't seem, dangerous at all then they lifted the whole thing up and suddenly yep it looked dangerous.
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3254. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The awesome friends in St. Petersburg Zoo
They're both going to be coughing up fur balls in the morning
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3255. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Emperor Likes Me
He's either saying:-
"Got any fish"
"Wanna buy some snow"
"Fecking cold today isn't it"
"Get off my turf"
" Do you know which direction the sea is? I seem to have taken a wrong turning"
" Have you seen my missus she's about this height wearing a black and white dress"
"Is this the way to Amarillo"
"p p p p p p p pissoff"
"Got any fish"
"Wanna buy some snow"
"Fecking cold today isn't it"
"Get off my turf"
" Do you know which direction the sea is? I seem to have taken a wrong turning"
" Have you seen my missus she's about this height wearing a black and white dress"
"Is this the way to Amarillo"
"p p p p p p p pissoff"
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3256. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Adam Savage on why you can’t boil potatoes on Mt. Everest
#4 I think he's saying that the same temperature is required as in your kitchen but you can't achieve that. isn't he? Oh I don't fecking know. Boil your fecking potatoes before you go up Everest.
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3257. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Always be aware of your surroundings
If this was in Scotland she was actually Drone Dunked as apposed to Drone Droned.
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3258. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How Not to Land an Orbital Rocket Booster
As it hasn't happened on this video, I would like to ask other Snotr's if you are having any trouble with MALWARE via Snotr?
I've had three occasions recently (one yesterday) when immediately upon clicking on a snotr video I have had a so called microsoft audio warning telling me that my computer has been infected and if I try and switch it off they will be forced to lock my computer!!
I don't know how these things are supposed to work but I did switch my computer off and it wasn't locked. I also pay for an anti virus program and I can't understand why it didnt pick it up? But this has happened to me a number of times nearly always when I'm on Snotr? Any idea???
I've had three occasions recently (one yesterday) when immediately upon clicking on a snotr video I have had a so called microsoft audio warning telling me that my computer has been infected and if I try and switch it off they will be forced to lock my computer!!
I don't know how these things are supposed to work but I did switch my computer off and it wasn't locked. I also pay for an anti virus program and I can't understand why it didnt pick it up? But this has happened to me a number of times nearly always when I'm on Snotr? Any idea???
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3259. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Squirrel Vs, chipmunk
Little fecker....Now if there were a 10m anaconda in the garden......................he'd need a bigger spring
.................he'd need a bigger spring53
3260. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Biggest Snake Ever | Construction Workers Discover 10m Anaconda at Brazilian building site
I obviously don't agree with killing the poor thing, put what do you do with a 10m Anaconda? You can't simply throw it over next doors fence. If you took it into the woods it would probably beat you home and I'm pretty sure the post office wouldn't be happy if you sent it to your ex!
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3261. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Up The River // Hypetrain Motors
#2 Okay then, naked apart from a pair of Granddad pants held open at the back crack with a twig, a porcupine quill instead of a feather, a lot of sudden heavy tickling with the occasional back of the knee kick, nipple tweaking and a bucket full of ice cubes, fire ants and wasps to strategically drop drown the open pants at pre determined times and a fully charged tazzer.
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3262. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Up The River // Hypetrain Motors
Imagine standing on the edge of a cliff, toes over the edge, playing that through a VR screen headset, with your mates poking you around the ears with a long stick with a feather on the end.
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3263. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Meet the new missus, guys!
If he'd like to bring his wife to the edge of my river anytime at all that would be fine too. She's gorgeous I wouldn't even mind the gorilla perfume, she could kill me with a single blow anytime, what a way to go
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3264. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Is Reality Real? The Simulation Argument
Well I think that is all absolutely true ,in fact I've known this for some time as I have a contact at control who wants out.
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3265. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 261 kph water rocket trike
#1 Actually some of us measure speed MPH.
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3266. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Hurricane Harvey Fire Ant Raft
Here is a life example if ever you'll see one, "Never never, never, ever give up" It also fly's in the face of the Noah story
It also fly's in the face of the Noah story 53
3267. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Stand clear of the edge of the Platform...And here's why.
I'm thinking the drain might be slightly blocked, anyone got a plunger.
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3268. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video VW prank
Ah I've been doing it all wrong, no wonder it's so tricky in reverse.
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3269. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Fun police!
#4 Yeah that was a Guy, was this you coming out? Congratulations nomaddaf
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3270. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The dream of Icarus
If this was the true dream of Icarus, they would have flown too close to the jet engines at the end, very disappointing
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3271. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Albatross
"Albatross.... Albatross"
"Two choc ices please"
"I haven't got any choc ices, just got this Albatross...Albatross"
"What flavour is it"
"It isn't any fecking flavour, it's an Albatross....Albatross"
"Well it must be some flavour"
" Alright alright smart arse it's Albatross flavour, it's fecking seabird fecking flavour....Albatross"
"Do you get wafers with it?"
" Cause you don't get fecking wafers with it, it's a fecking Albatross....Albatross"
I typed the Monty Python sketch above before watching the video. Clearly this no laughing matter. These poor creatures what an awful way to die. As mentioned above I'm sure that they have always eaten objects that were unhealthy but the problem here is obviously the fact that the Albatross spends most of it's life in flight above oceans feeding on the wing and these pieces of shiny colourful plastic are obviously attracting them like the scales on the fish they should be eating. Something must be done!!!
"Two choc ices please"
"I haven't got any choc ices, just got this Albatross...Albatross"
"What flavour is it"
"It isn't any fecking flavour, it's an Albatross....Albatross"
"Well it must be some flavour"
" Alright alright smart arse it's Albatross flavour, it's fecking seabird fecking flavour....Albatross"
"Do you get wafers with it?"
" Cause you don't get fecking wafers with it, it's a fecking Albatross....Albatross"
I typed the Monty Python sketch above before watching the video. Clearly this no laughing matter. These poor creatures what an awful way to die. As mentioned above I'm sure that they have always eaten objects that were unhealthy but the problem here is obviously the fact that the Albatross spends most of it's life in flight above oceans feeding on the wing and these pieces of shiny colourful plastic are obviously attracting them like the scales on the fish they should be eating. Something must be done!!!
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3272. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video River boat trip
That's probably safer than being on dry land
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3273. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Energic head massage
If the little shite did that to me, he'd be wearing the mirror
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3274. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Best Reverse Video Ever!
#1 Not necessarily
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3275. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Unboxing a swarm of african killer bees
Let me guess Ebay? and they actually ordered African Villa keys.
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3276. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Frisbee Dog Fail
Excellent well worth a freeze frame
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3277. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Next Generation Elevator?
I really enjoyed that.
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3278. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video "Ten Meter Tower"
This is a double whammy for me, because I'm not keen on heights and I'm also not keen on deep water. Now if they could remove one of my fears by emptying the pool I'd think about it.
I would be interested to know how many of those who jumped wanted to immediately di it again and if they there would have been any trepidation the second time?
I would be interested to know how many of those who jumped wanted to immediately di it again and if they there would have been any trepidation the second time?
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3279. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How to Draw a Perfect Circle Freehand
That's amazing, now show us how to draw a hexagon.
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3280. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Extreme Close Call Lightning Strike In Canada
I didn't think a moose could get so emotional over a bit of lightening.
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3281. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video A human centipede race against the bull
Now if this was the extent of Bull fighting I'd be favour of it. It's when the swords and knives come out, that I start to think that those involved are barbaric morons.
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3282. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Just two friends meeting on the beach and playing football
#5 Not sure I'll check one more time.
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3283. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Just two friends meeting on the beach and playing football
umm a category? I'll need to watch it a couple more time until I can take my eyes on the ball.
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3284. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Bose High Tech Cooking System
#5 No it isn't
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3285. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This Is How to Make Easy And Awesome Rangoli
There is an opticians in England called SpecSavers their slogan is "Should have gone to SpecSavers" I think you and I should have lol.
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3286. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Saw Blade Fidget Spinner Powered By 60,000 PSI Waterjet
If you look really carefully you can just see the Health and safety executive nailed to a board near the toilets...His names Peter.
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3287. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Giant Crab
Just imagine crawling into a hole in the pitch dark feeling around for that monkey ooouuuu.
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3288. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Somethings you just need cheering up a little
Well that was a bit boring who on earth uploaded that.................oh...................
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3289. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Damien
Damien the bush kangaroo um not sure it would have been as successful as Skippy, "What's that Damien there's a boy fallen down the well again?" No not sure at all.
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3290. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Driver keep his nerve after loosing his brakes while going downhill.
Shouldn't there be a back up on lorry's if the brakes fail?
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3291. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Sir Nicholas Winton
A true hero in a world with so many utter and complete misguided fools.
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3292. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Trailer Assist by VW: The new tv-commercial
Wonderful it really made me smile.
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3293. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This Is How to Make Easy And Awesome Rangoli
So what do you do with that? I thought it said Ravioli
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3294. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Bose High Tech Cooking System
This looks amazing, the future right there. When you see things like this you get a glimpse into the kind of world, that you won't be able to come back to, fifty years after you die, that you wouldn't recognize if you could.
They make excellent speakers too.
They make excellent speakers too.
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3295. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Doctor, Doctor
That was really funny excellent.
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3296. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Cheeto the Lucky Seahorse - Rescue, Rehab and Release (yes seahorse - singular)
That's really weird cos I was on the same beach and a seagull dropped something in front of me which I thought was a tiny jelly fish but it was in fact a live shrimp which I took to the same rescue centre...and.......OH NO!
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3297. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Cutting humour
Oh that was boarding on evil.
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3298. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video THE GREAT AMERICAN ECLIPSE on August 21st!
Of course 40% of Americans will disbelieve this explanation, preferring the God Pushers the Moon (with a stick) in front of the Sun in readiness for the second coming idea. 100% of Muslims will no doubt have another stupid theory and the scientologists will say it's the lizard leader sheading his skin. Apologies for all the other religions left out here but I'm busy worshiping the red wine god with Kate Crab the goddess of all crustaceans.
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3299. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Interlocking Carved Watermelon Cage
Two questions 1) How do you get the parrot in 2) How do you get the parrot out
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3300. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Remote Control Car
Surly the title should have been Remote control Cake, just saying
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3301. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Apologizing 101
HEY EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!.... SNOTR is being targeted by a small group of ARSOLES probably connected to ISIS who are using the site to advertise stupid corrupt money making schemes... They usually start with something like "My friend aunty", "My mums friend" or MY BUDDY'S SISTER like the twat above or some other other pathetic comment. Snotr admin are probably too busy to keep wiping them off the site....SO the simple answer (and it's happening already) is for everyone to simply give them a negative--- that way they disappear from view and we don't have to see them. I thank you
I'm not sure what makes me more nauseous the video or the tosspot above with his FECKING ANNOYING MESSAGES. AND NO!!!!! I AM NOT GOING TO SAY I'M SORRY BUBBA.....
I'm not sure what makes me more nauseous the video or the tosspot above with his FECKING ANNOYING MESSAGES. AND NO!!!!! I AM NOT GOING TO SAY I'M SORRY BUBBA.....
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3302. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The \'lion whisperer\' gets a \'hug\'.
HEY EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!.... SNOTR is being targeted by a small group of ARSOLES probably connected to ISIS who are using the site to advertise stupid corrupt money making schemes... They usually start with something like "My friend aunty" or "My mums friend" or some other other pathetic comment. Snotr admin are probably too busy to keep wiping them off the site....SO the simple answer (and it's happening already) is for everyone to simply give them a negative--- that way they disappear from view and we don't have to see them. I thank you
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3303. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Wakie Wakie
HEY EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!.... SNOTR is being targeted by a small group of ARSOLES probably connected to ISIS who are using the site to advertise stupid corrupt money making schemes... They usually start with something like "My friend aunty" or "My mums friend" or some other other pathetic comment. Snotr admin are probably too busy to keep wiping them off the site....SO the simple answer (and it's happening already) is for everyone to simply give them a negative--- that way they disappear from view and we don't have to see them. I thank you
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3304. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Schoolbusses in the Netherlands
What a great idea, keeps them fit too.....
HEY EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!.... SNOTR is being targeted by a small group of ARSOLES probably connected to ISIS who are using the site to advertise stupid corrupt money making schemes... They usually start with something like "My friend aunty" or "My mums friend" or some other other pathetic comment. Snotr admin are probably too busy to keep wiping them off the site....SO the simple answer (and it's happening already) is for everyone to simply give them a negative--- that way they disappear from view and we don't have to see them. I thank you
HEY EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!.... SNOTR is being targeted by a small group of ARSOLES probably connected to ISIS who are using the site to advertise stupid corrupt money making schemes... They usually start with something like "My friend aunty" or "My mums friend" or some other other pathetic comment. Snotr admin are probably too busy to keep wiping them off the site....SO the simple answer (and it's happening already) is for everyone to simply give them a negative--- that way they disappear from view and we don't have to see them. I thank you
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3305. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Unfortunate Estonian football team
HEY EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!.... SNOTR is being targeted by a small group of ARSOLES probably connected to ISIS who are using the site to advertise stupid corrupt money making schemes... They usually start with something like "My friend aunty" or "My mums friend" or some other other pathetic comment. Snotr admin are probably too busy to keep wiping them off the site....SO the simple answer (and it's happening already) is for everyone to simply give them a negative--- that way they disappear from view and we don't have to see them. I thank you
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3306. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Hypnotizing Wind Sculpture
Four years on still mesmerizing.
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3307. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Saving Whale Sharks
Someone must be peeling onions nearby. Beautiful creatures, what a lovely ending, they must have been terrified and then very thankful
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3308. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Nine Passenger Crash
Leicester for those of you who are not in the know is populated primarily by Indian's and Pakistani's. Here we have an example of how nine of them pass their spare time.
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3309. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Helping hands
#4 You've been told five million times now don't exaggerate.
I would have liked to see the little pricker wander off after it's ordeal
I would have liked to see the little pricker wander off after it's ordeal
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3310. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Mass Start Craziness | Mountain of Hell 2017
Yawn........
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3311. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Quick-Thinking Driver Narrowly Escapes Carjacking
Was that an attempted car jacking or was it an assassination or kidnapping attempt? Bloody dodgy what ever it was OR looking outside the box entirely was it a bodged dog napping and the guys with the guns were the good guys?
OR looking outside the box entirely was it a bodged dog napping and the guys with the guns were the good guys?53
3312. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Baby and the Cat
'6 You are so full of Cat shite.
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3313. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Singing with angels
#4 You have either tuning issue, excess ear wax or no taste in music.
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3314. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video White moose
Was this the same Swedish cameraman who got caught trying to smuggle 975 Tippex bottles into Sweden.
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3315. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Using polyrhythms or syncopation in music
It's kinda Kooky, but then it's not kooky it's more zibby you know a bit ler you know twer twer waggo actually. I like it
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3316. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Police cruiser with gas nozzle hanging out of it
Or the car had been stolen from the petrol station. oh sorry it's America GAS station.
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3317. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Wild Trickshots With A Bow!
I wonder if they would so keen if there wasn't a piece of sponge on the end of the arrow.
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3318. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Baby and the Cat
#3 MindTrick try spending twenty five years working in Immunology before you question my advice.
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3319. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Ferret mama wants to show her human her new pups.
Or maybe she is saying, "Who the feck put these in here, get rid of um, I need some sleep"
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3320. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video See a Sea Turtle Devour a Jellyfish Like Spaghetti | National Geographic
I kinda guess they deserve it a bit.
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3321. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video German Food Taste Test
Fast forward to the last fifteen seconds when the intelligent bird makes an appearance.
I can see a great opportunity for poisoning an Aussie here
I can see a great opportunity for poisoning an Aussie here
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3322. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Bus Driver Saves Woman From Jumping Off Bridge
I just hope you was okay and still is
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3323. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Atlantic and Pacific Ocean meet at the point of mid Ocean
You see now I don't know what to believe.
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3324. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Baby and the Cat
Lovely, Face near the cats's ass, bacteria all over his head from the cat's tongue that has been licking it's ass and potentially recently eaten a mouse. Lovely
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3325. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The most honest Arab Muslim on Planet Earth
Surly we have someone on Snotr who understands Arabic and who can confirm the content of this video? It is difficult to pass comment until this is confirmed but lets assume that it is accurate. If it is, then it is a glowing light from the darkness of the world. I only hope that anyone thinking of getting into terrorism in the name of Islam (So I am only talking about a tiny proportion of the Islamic faith) listen to words of this man.
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3326. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Sassy goose doesn't back down when intimidated by elephant in zoo
Very hard to intimidate a Canada goose, you need at lease three elephants.
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3327. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Linda Farkas - Contact (Fire-)Staff Routine
Every time I go to the beach for a bit of peace and quiet, there is always some bint with a burning stick prancing around, I really ought to divorce her.
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3328. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Mirusha Waterfalls - Kosovo
#5 Have you not got anything better to do from your bedsit?
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3329. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Ford Raptor suspension when a're off road
#4 You couldn't possibly have a dad in law because no female would waste their time with a loser like you.
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3330. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video It'll never take off!
That's the sort of thing punot would do, ass hole.
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3331. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Rescuing Cats From Tall Trees
#5 I hope you realise that no one is reading past the first couple of words of your pathetic messages, why don't you just Piss off!!
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3332. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 36 buildings demolished in about 20 seconds in Chinese city
I'm sure if they had used their brains they could have created a domino effect and blown just one of them up, would have saved a lot of tnt. I do wonder how many people were forcibly evicted from their homes?
I do wonder how many people were forcibly evicted from their homes?53
3333. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Animals That Hilariously Look like Food
I can't believe I just sat through that, some people really need a visit to an ophthalmologist.
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3334. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video I Could Watch This Forever
If you put full can's in this, there would be a lot more healthy people on the planet and many more poor dentists.
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3335. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The Ancient Salt Pans of Peru
#3 I for one would really appreciate it if you would FECK OFF!!
As for the video, from above I bet it was the inspiration for the Tiffany lamp.
As for the video, from above I bet it was the inspiration for the Tiffany lamp.
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3336. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The most Scottish thing ever !
#6 I don't hate them, dislike immensely would be more accurate lol. Interesting that you had to go to Wikipedia to find out that the national instrument of England is the bell, that's because we don't play the bell anymore we evolved. Neither do we ware skirts with purses on the outside. However go to Scotland.....ROFL
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3337. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The most Scottish thing ever !
A perfect demonstration of how bagpipes sound better the further away they get.
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3338. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Heatherwick's Rolling Bridge
Definitely a very flash bridge, perhaps they should have made the outside out of solar panels so that is was free powered.
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3339. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 'I think your dog is broken!'
Perhaps he just had a stroke.
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3340. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Monkeys v Cat & Dogs
Austin, get yourself a life buddy, you are a nerd, no one is impressed with your stupid comments, you are boring, repetitive and we don't care in the slightest what your opinion is about anything. If you comment about this comment I am not going to read it, if I see your name, I'm instantly moving on to something else. Good bye.
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3341. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Monkeys v Cat & Dogs
#3 Right that's it Sojorapavi, You've been warned time and time again and did you listen? You didn't did you well I'm sorry it had to come to this but, and you remember you bought this on yourself, it's all your own doing...so... I've just paid a gypsy to put a pox on you and your entire family, bad things are going to happen...very bad things, Sore's, warts, parts dropping off, incontinence (paid extra for that little beauty add on) and that's just you and your mother. Throat feeling dry, sweating, heart beat irregular, feelings of something bad about to happen, dizzyness it's all on it's way. Screamy dreams, electrical equipment misbehaving, jep all on it's way...enjoy Oh and it's likely that your next shit may resemble a hedgehog never was £7 better spent for that squeezer.
Oh and it's likely that your next shit may resemble a hedgehog never was £7 better spent for that squeezer. 53
3342. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Thirty Years Ago Today, America Watched The Challenger Shuttle Explode On Live Television
One, of those Kennedy being shot, Elvis dying, Princess Diana dying, Twin tower moments that you never forget if you were alive to experience it. Makes you wonder what the next one's will be. My guess and I hope I'm wrong will be some idiot with a nuke.
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3343. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video World's Worst Burglar Breaks Into OPEN Garage
What a Div. And you!
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3344. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The Noose Song
Apart from the idiot trying to sell shite on Snotr I seem to be the only here who probably doesn't think this video is funny. Earlier this week a young girl has started a prison sentence for encouraging her boyfriend to kill himself. I wonder if this moron will be tried for the death of anyone who commits suicide by hanging and has his instruction video on their computer.
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3345. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The living paraded in coffins after brushes with death
#6 It's the festival of a load of bollocks in Galicia Spain.
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3346. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 103mph RC Car
Tis but a flesh wound, it's had worse.
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3347. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Tugboat saves the day
They should have given all the crew a bonus out of the wages of the captain of the cruise ship.
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3348. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Paraglider crashes to Earth...and lives
That's gravity for you.
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3349. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video No no no
Well he's not going to grow up to be a Yes man. Imagine trying to sell him insurance.
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3350. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Water Slide Like A Boss
I'd like to see him do that again...so I pressed repeat...it was really good the second time. If that had been me I would have smashed my face on the side and needed an ambulance.
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3351. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Crabs!
That was a really bad case of crabs
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3352. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Impatient truck driver
What a difference a second can make.
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3353. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Dashcam video captures small plane crashing into highway
Didn't look too bad guessing he'she survived.
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3354. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Rhinoceros vs. Warthog
Nasty bastard, that was totally uncalled for.
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3355. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Irish Farmers Lose Their Sheep, Strange Accent
That's what happens to a perfectly good English accent. First it turns Irish be separating the two countries by a bit of Water then it ends up like this example when your only companions are sheep. Same thing happened to the Welsh albeit without the water, and the Scottish because they all wanted to wear skirts except the women. The Men even started to carry dialog books in their purses, but when an English man approaches a Scotsman and points at his Purse, he denies it is a purse and calls it a Sporran, You are not kidding anyone Scottish Men it's a purse, A PURSE!! full of fluff and Lippy.
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3356. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Simon more Emotional in Deaf Girl Audition 2017
Beautiful voice beautiful girl.
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3357. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Owl be seeing you
I really hope this wasn't the first part of that Owl soup video I've been hearing about.
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3358. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The Fidget Spinner Song
Two observations 1) It's an electric Oven. 2) These spinners were originally designed for Autism sufferers in which case this song is rather cruel. oh and 3) SNOTR ADMIN CAN'T YOU REMOVE THESE IDIOTS WHO KEEP TELLING US ABOUT THEIR FECKING LYING FRIENDS INCOMES..thank you
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3359. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The living paraded in coffins after brushes with death
What a stupid concept.
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3360. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video There's a loose moose aboot this hoose.
A Jute Cloth Ceiling? my goodness the insulation must be terrible, Imagine living upstairs, you'd be falling through every time you walked to the kitchen.
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3361. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video What kind of a dof is this ???
#9 Well that's very kind and thoughtful of you foxy, just wait until you are old enough to have your own credit card, just another five or six years, I'll be waiting.
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3362. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Instant Karma
#5 I wouldn't get out of bed for just $4000 a day. You obviously don't earn much at all otherwise you wouldn't be peddling on the internet, now sling for hook, moron!!!
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3363. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Contortionist cat
#4 A little test if it was needed to see if people do actually read the comments they are marking down lol.
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3364. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Primitive Technology - Sandals
The very first Jimmy Choo.
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3365. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Rooftop road on the top of a 5-story building in China
You take the high road and I'll take the low and I'll be in China before yer.
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3366. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The moment a man is knocked over by a Bus
#11 This guy had no time to know how to do anything, all actions were involuntary.
Barmen "How did you get here?"
Man "I came by bus"
Barmen "How did you get here?"
Man "I came by bus"
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3367. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Lock Picking 101
Yeah everyone's gonna have a great day unless some bastard picks their lock.
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3368. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Carl Einar teaches you a magic trick
#2 Hey Julie long time since you've have been on Snotr, how's it going chuck?
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3369. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Women with crazy driving skills.
#1 It's Darwin, for feck sake.
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3370. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Bo Staff, Top 10 Spins and Strikes
Must give you a wonderful workout especially around the midriff. I made myself a pair of Nunchakus at college back in the days when no one knew what they were. Made them out of mahogany with a heavy duty chain, really heavy and came really keen when you wacked your own head, which I did often. Just off outside to pull the brush head off the pole.
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3371. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Ana Yang Gazillion Bubble Show
I bet the stage is slippy after she comes off.
#1 What else would they buy tickets for... Jam?
#1 What else would they buy tickets for... Jam?
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3372. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Contortionist cat
Oh that reminds me my co workers best friends aunties illegitimate son make's $7 an hour working at Pooh myself .com you can too all you have to do $$$$$$$ is pooh yourself send it in a padded envelope to anyone on snotr who put's stupid money making adverts that are all BULLSH*T by the way on this site. I'll personally send you $2 for every successful Pooh Delivered. You can make the other $5 by putting a video on youtube and having it stolen by facebook.$$$$$$
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3373. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Fox playing with dog
That was a hound and it was definitely baiting the fox, being trained for when a pack of twenty or more tear through the countryside with a group of morons on horses in red suits calling it sport. It officially banned in England and should remain so. Although illegal 'hunt's' do still take place. When the fox is eventually ripped to pieces by the hounds any new riders on the hunt have it's blood wiped on their faces. Barbaric and I'm ashamed that it's a part of the English countryside.
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3374. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Instant Karma
I'm pretty sure this is called, 'Getting your own back'.
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3375. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Suicide Car Bomb Goes Off After Being Run Over By A Tank
Do you think the delay was because the suicide bomber, still in the car, took a while to make his broken bones stretch his arm and fingers to press the detonator button in his pocket?
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3376. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Isle of Man TT 2017 | James Hillier's Balla-SCARY moment!
I once did that on a shopping trolley on the fish Isle in Sainburys
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3377. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Cat scares the living shit out of dog
Scare de of cat
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3378. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Just keep going, maybe no one noticed
Litter lout!
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3379. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video What kind of a dof is this ???
#6 That's wonderful you moron, let us have your co workers aunt's name and address and we'll see if the IRS know about her. Now feck off..
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3380. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video What kind of a dof is this ???
#3 His bite is worse because oh his beak, up to 1200 lbs per square inch.
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3381. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Love is blind!
It's not only Elephants.
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3382. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video What kind of a dof is this ???
I'd love to see the dog that this Cockatoo is impersonating. If I were guessing I'd say a Chinese Chested Powder Puff (which actually is a dog guys, haven't just made it up) or Obviously a Cockapoo but that would be too obvious.
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3383. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Hilarious prank call
#2 What you talking about Ringworm? The Q and the Z are right there where they always be on the zero finger hole, where'd you expect um to be euh? On your ass, is that where you think the Q and possibly the Z is, On Your Ass, well no it ain't, it ain't on your hairy ass at all, I mean I don't know what's on your sorry hairy ass and I don't wannna know but it ain't no Z and it ain't no Q and that's a fact Jack. Now you pay some attention
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3384. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How Women Have Lived With Their Periods Since 1900
#1 You use Tampons in your first aid kit? Just what kind of an injury are you hoping to come across. That sounded wrong on purpose by the way.
That sounded wrong on purpose by the way. 53
3385. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Angry sea compilation
I but my table fan on during the playing of this video and it was so realistic that a Cod hit me in the face.
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3386. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Muppets on a Scooter
What a nob. She should have kept quiet about the camera until the police arrived though. Oi nob everyone in the world has now seen you and your girlfriend being a pair of nobs ah ah ah ah ho ho ho ho ho
Oi nob everyone in the world has now seen you and your girlfriend being a pair of nobs ah ah ah ah ho ho ho ho ho53
3387. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Dolphin Asks Diver For Help
That's a lovely ending to a very uncomfortable period in her life. May she swim the ocean for ever more.
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3388. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video STOLEN AUDI CAR CHASE
I would like to see the next five minutes where he is beaten to a pulp by the police!
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3389. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 5 Simple Questions - Intelligence Test
My answer was 12 to each question and I'm right.
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3390. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How Women Have Lived With Their Periods Since 1900
I'm ashamed to say I have never heard of a menstrual cup, I've heard of the furry cup to drink from, but I understand they are difficult to find these days, not that I'm looking or if I were, I think I would prefer not to find them in my quest for looking for them. Anyway Tax yes seems like a bad thing.
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3391. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Big Blue Crane
Very sad for the three men and their families. The dangers of construction.
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3392. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Town That Was Underwater For 25 Years Until Now
I'm sure there was more to tell.
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3393. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Google's DeepMind AI just taught itself to walk
Makes you wonder what they told it was going to be it's punishment if it fell down through the gaps, it looks terrified, probably falling into Hell, could be a demonstration of how religion starts.
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3394. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Airtrax
Just imagine driving this around all day then getting into your car to drive home, you'd be all over the car park.
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3395. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Ping Pong Trick Shots
#2 Do you know, I honestly didn't understand one bit of what you just typed, I know all the words but the order you put them in??
, I know all the words but the order you put them in?? 53
3396. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Nick Jacobsen jumps off a hotel roof in the Bahamas
I was kinda hoping it was gong to be one of those suicide video's
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3397. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Ping Pong Trick Shots
They are spending to long playing with their balls.
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3398. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Saw Maestro
He should try the other edge, much much more difficult.
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3399. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The hidden oil patterns on bowling lanes
Bollocks just throw the fecking ball.
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3400. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Creepy bird floating in the air
There is usually a slight delay on home surveillance camera's giving a slow motion effect, which is why the bird here which is a sparrow appears to be a hummingbird.
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3401. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Google's DeepMind AI just taught itself to walk
That's exactly how I run
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3402. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video You can't even text and walk
That last clip should stop anyone texting while driving, but I still see it happening daily. I just shoot them in the head, saves police time. Same with people playing their music too loud while driving slowly past, I shoot them in the head too, unless they are playing something I like, which they never are of course it's always shite. Why is it that people who play awful music insist that you hear it too?
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3403. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Amazing Girl Uses PVC Pipe Compound BowFishing To Shoot Fish
Those springs are going to go rusty in no time, I'm sure a wooden bow would have been much quicker to make and just as accurate and wouldn't require internet access to order pipe and springs from Amazon, Of course if she wasn't fishing in Cambodia but instead in South America fishing on the Amazon she could just call into warehouse.
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3404. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video iPhone Magic trick goes wrong!
#2 Yes all you have to do is sort out the slight of hand bit and away you go.
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3405. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Touchdowns ultra-close slo-mo
If aeroplanes were meant to land safely, God would have given them bigger tyres.
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3406. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Man builds massive 317,000-gallon swimming pool in his backyard
I knew someone who created a similar thing in his garden but kept fish in it, then he would sit outside his summerhouse with his rod catching them.
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3407. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Tim's Tricks with Coins
He's the Grandfather you'd want to have if you could sell your own, or gamble him as a bar trick.
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3408. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Food waste is the world's dumbest problem
#4 And just where have you been Miss Thunders? I've missed you?
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3409. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Up, up and away!
#2 They were 'Sudgs' single use devolving galago spring shoes.
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3410. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Runaway car
I wonder why people hold there head at a time like this, do you think that when they were a child they would have gotten a wizz around it by their Dad when they did something wrong.
My advice to the house owners apart from move house, would be to build a bigger wall next time. Now they know why it was so much cheaper than next doors.
My advice to the house owners apart from move house, would be to build a bigger wall next time. Now they know why it was so much cheaper than next doors.
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3411. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The Gigantic C-5 Galaxy With its Awesome Sounding Thrust Reversers. " GE TF-39 Engines ".
If I order one I'd want bigger windows, a cage in the back for foxy with a probe on a wire and I'd want it in gold, It would look nice in gold and I'd want a swimming pool, oh and a roller coaster inside. oh and cow in a thermodynamic vest.
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3412. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Saturday Night Live "Dog Translator" skit
There goes Austin again paragraphing all over the place
Personally I thought the video was funny, (would have liked to see Foxy with the brain probe on though, obviously up his arse, and he would have said 'Oouu that's nice meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow) but I was left with the feeling that it would have been ten times better if it had been made in England with an English cast. You know like the Office.
Personally I thought the video was funny, (would have liked to see Foxy with the brain probe on though, obviously up his arse, and he would have said 'Oouu that's nice meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow) but I was left with the feeling that it would have been ten times better if it had been made in England with an English cast. You know like the Office.
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3413. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Psychology of fish - bowl inside tank experiment
#6 And the only thing dumber than little Jakey is tiny willy Foxy.
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3414. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Wire cutters
I loved that, they should work on a sequel.
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3415. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Watch a Bear Break Into Home to Play the Piano
You only see a bear on Foxy's glacier mints.
The bear even played a spooky tense couple of chords there brilliant! I would have expected a bit of a reaction when the piano was 'Played' he's obviously played that tune before.
The bear even played a spooky tense couple of chords there brilliant! I would have expected a bit of a reaction when the piano was 'Played' he's obviously played that tune before.
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3416. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Clumsy shoplifter trips, faceplants, running out of a Walmart in Canada
As this was 'Fox' news it's a real shame you didn't get a closer look at Foxy tripping over his big arse while wearing his favorite bra.
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3417. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Driver Tries to J-Turn
Well at least the hand brake and rear left indicator are ok
#5 You might drive like a nob Foxy but not me.
#5 You might drive like a nob Foxy but not me.
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3418. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video VW Testing
I once bought a VW that had obviously been through all that, nothing but trouble, New gearbox, clutch, suspension, steering rack, you name it, it had it replaced.
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3419. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Psychology of fish - bowl inside tank experiment
You don't think it's got anything at all to do with the fecking turtles loose on the outside then?
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3420. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How dogs and cats teach their offspring to use the stairs
And that's the difference between cats & dogs. Dogs Live, Cats Evil.
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3421. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video When tires attack
No wonder you have to have a licence to drive a vehicle it ought to start with a 007.
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3422. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Rescue Dog Duke Saves Dying Baby
That is one beautiful dog, wonderful story. One of my dogs jumps on the bed during a thunderstorm, comes right over to the pillow shakes and hyperventilates
One of my dogs jumps on the bed during a thunderstorm, comes right over to the pillow shakes and hyperventilates 53
3423. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video "Un-bee-lievable!
So tonight when you lying in your bed all comfy and it's dark and quiet and peaceful....................................and suddenly you feel a drip on your forehead............yeah it's probably just your imagination.....................go back to sleep.
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3424. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Underground water pipe explodes ~ Don't blink or you'll miss it!
Hope the lady with the mobile was okay.
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3425. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Boat fails
At least they don't catch fire...for very long.
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3426. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video King of fake cash
Just checked all my dollars phew!! haven't got any
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3427. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 'You got it, Finn'
If it wasn't now politically incorrect due to the fact that the singer just came out of prison himself for sexual assault, I would have liked to hear the song 'Two Little boys' played over the top of this. You ruined it Rolf now I can't listen to Tie me kangaroo down, Sun-a-rise or Jake the Peg with his extra leg. My life is tainted
You ruined it Rolf now I can't listen to Tie me kangaroo down, Sun-a-rise or Jake the Peg with his extra leg. My life is tainted53
3428. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The Museum of Failure
I would have liked to see a little more detail? for example where was Foxy?
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3429. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Children run from tiny dog in hilarious tribute to Running of the Bulls
#5 It's very simple the Spanish are just murdering Bull bastards.
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3430. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 68 diggers tearing down flyover
Looks like the morning the machines take over the world, tare everything down and then realise they can't get home. The next scene is where they turn on the digger that came up with the idea and turn her into mangled metal.
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3431. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How Does Big Ben Keep Accurate Time?
Bong Bong Bong oh it's three o clock time for a sleep.
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3432. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Policeman stop traffic with car to guide elderly walker
#1 Well China better dig up that street then if it has been made with more lanes than it needs. The tarmac could be put to better use elsewhere and they could build a few more houses on the unused lanes.
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3433. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Thief stealing from a car experiences instant Karma
I'm guessing the police just caught up with him from where he stole the bike.
#5 Perhaps he meant Transport as in the old colonial days 1788-1868. I have a feeling he didn't but I'd vote for that if the barsteward broke into my car black, white or any shade in between. and I wouldn't care what colour he was either.
#5 Perhaps he meant Transport as in the old colonial days 1788-1868.
I have a feeling he didn't but I'd vote for that if the barsteward broke into my car black, white or any shade in between. and I wouldn't care what colour he was either.53
3434. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How to escape the cops
#2 Especially if it had a leak
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3435. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Kama the Surfing Pig
Well before I saw a pig on a surfboard I thought I'd see a pig fly, I was wrong
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3436. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Lada or Optimus Prime?
#6 I'm not sure what size you are Foxydrops but I bet I'm bigger
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3437. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Lada or Optimus Prime?
#4 Oh I think you are more than capable of thinking up something more foxbrained and boring than that.
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3438. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Men's Brains, Women's Brains
#4#6 Thanks for that Austin I too shall be skipping the link
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3439. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Star in the car with DUBIOZA KOLEKTIV
#3 Yes thank Wee Willy Winkie for that
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3440. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Very unwelcome Guest
Ever felt used ?
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3441. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Spider with three super powers
Imagine if that spider became radio active and bit Peter Parker, he's wop Superman for sure.
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3442. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Star in the car with DUBIOZA KOLEKTIV
Wonderful...............................Driver
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3443. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video LEGO Porsche Crashtest - ADAC 2017
Thanks for this video funnily enough I was going out to spend £170.000 on a sports car and now I can cross Porsche off my list and head straight to the McLaren showroom, saved me about £18 in petrol.
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3444. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Fly with amazing grip
Does anyone remember MTV FLYS mid to late 80's, it was a very strange animated gap filler between video's where a large fly would buzz around for a few seconds and then get electrocuted to the sound of an hysterical laugh. It was on many times every day. I'm guessing some cruelty to fly's campaigner complained and it was axed.
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3445. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video In Russia, Self-Driving Car Ejects You (and Then Parks Perfectly)
Anyone count the vehicles including the parked one's and the windows?
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3446. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video In Russia, Self-Driving Car Ejects You (and Then Parks Perfectly)
Actually in Russia driver in car leaves car and then car becomes self rolling car and stops, someone call an ambulance.
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3447. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Fly with amazing grip
I really hate flys
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3448. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Reckless Mini Cooper Gets Served
At the end of the day if you run into the back of somebody in most countries it's your fault, even if they just did something stupid first. Having said that in some countries this is used as a method of insurance fraud. The fact that the truck driver has all this on video and that there appears to be little or no damage, it is unlikely to be an issue. Unless the driver in front tries to sue for personal injury like whiplash.
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3449. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Reckless Mini Cooper Gets Served
looking at how long the video is and the earlier car honk do you think the mini found itself trapped on the wrong carriageway going the wrong way against the traffic and took until then to be able to get over??? in which case Why did he stop?
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3450. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Reckless Mini Cooper Gets Served
#3 Yeah personally I don't need to know exactly why he stopped! but I would like to know basically why he stopped...rough estimate will be fine.....best guess even...... Do you think Fuel?.... or perhaps he knew he wasn't going to get away or something?..... Maybe and this is wild..maybe he could see asylum seekers in the back of the lorry or a fire or something, and then the whole manoeuvre would have made a little more sense?
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3451. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Human pile drivers
As long as you aren't building too high, good method, at least 50 stone driving force into sand or about two feet into my soil.
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3452. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Waves Attack Compilation
Scary stuff there, I'm not the greatest swimmer and would have been a gonna in several of those scenarios, children would have had no chance in at least four of those occasions. My advice if you go to sleep on a beach, leave one eye open and the other for pickpockets
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3453. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Reporter Ruins Toddlers Streak
Taught him how to throw, now they just need to teach him how to catch.
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3454. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Reckless Mini Cooper Gets Served
Why did he stop?
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3455. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video White Blood Cell Chases Bacteria
Why did that guy swallow that moldy Banana and those Bees?
I would just like to mention to the mystery git who keeps giving me a negative!!! that it does look like a moldy banana and bees and just because you didn't think it was funny, or more to the point don't have a sense of humor or capability of typing anything amusing yourself maybe stop being a nob. If you have the courage of your conviction and would like to leave a message so that I and everyone else knows who you are, that would be wonderful. I am more than ready to discus,
I would just like to mention to the mystery git who keeps giving me a negative!!! that it does look like a moldy banana and bees and just because you didn't think it was funny, or more to the point don't have a sense of humor or capability of typing anything amusing yourself maybe stop being a nob. If you have the courage of your conviction and would like to leave a message so that I and everyone else knows who you are, that would be wonderful. I am more than ready to discus,
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3456. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Woman Chases Down Runaway Car
I could be wrong but I think he fell off the back of a hot air balloon on his bike. I'm guessing the woman called Julie and the car called Christine. He probably called Ambulance
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3457. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Hannes Heppe Gigantic RC Scale Airbus Military A400M with Parachute ejection 3 Airlinertreffen 2015
#3 No because it is crap, ugly, out of date, noisy, polluting, slow, too expensive, badly made, unreliable and I don't like it, every one you speak to says the same, the company is in financial difficulties and we on snotr don't need one and would buy a better one if we did, probably made in Germany.
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3458. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Motivation for today.
"Same time tomorrow Dug"
"I'll be there Pete"
"Did er, did Jim the Squirrel, manage to er rifle fru, sniff, a few pockets while we buttin today Dug"
"Yeah Pete I fink he did quite well, got a bit of snout you know"
"Oh yeah you can't beat a bit a Snout Dug"
"No I'm very partial to a bit of snout with me bitter Pete"
"No not at all Dug"
"Not at all Pete?"
"No"
"What do you mean Pete"
"About what Dug"
"Well about the not at all Pete"
"You've lost me Dug"
"You said 'Not at all' Dug earlier you know"
"oh yeah Pete I remember, Yeah I did"
"Well?"
"Well what Pete"
"Oh for goodness sake Dug, why ,Why did you say 'NOT AT ALL' Pete?
"Er well because I wasn't" Pete
"What wern't you Dug"
"Bitter" Pete
"Bitter Dug?"
"No I wasn't Pete"
"Oh.... but I didn't ask you if you were" Dug
" I thought you said, I thought you asked me if I was Bitter Pete"
"No no Dug I said I'm partial aka, I like a bit of bitter with me Snout"
"Awl....Well shall we go and have one then Pete"
"Yes Douglas I think we should and it's your round"
"Why is it always my round Pete"
"Just lucky I guess Dug......... now ave you got some snout?" "Never leave home with it Peter" Where shall we go? the cock and worried or the Kings arsehole? We'll go up the arsehole shall we Dug...................................................... You made my fecking head hurt today Pete.
"Nurse!!!!!!" I'm making the farm animals talk again.
"I'll be there Pete"
"Did er, did Jim the Squirrel, manage to er rifle fru, sniff, a few pockets while we buttin today Dug"
"Yeah Pete I fink he did quite well, got a bit of snout you know"
"Oh yeah you can't beat a bit a Snout Dug"
"No I'm very partial to a bit of snout with me bitter Pete"
"No not at all Dug"
"Not at all Pete?"
"No"
"What do you mean Pete"
"About what Dug"
"Well about the not at all Pete"
"You've lost me Dug"
"You said 'Not at all' Dug earlier you know"
"oh yeah Pete I remember, Yeah I did"
"Well?"
"Well what Pete"
"Oh for goodness sake Dug, why ,Why did you say 'NOT AT ALL' Pete?
"Er well because I wasn't" Pete
"What wern't you Dug"
"Bitter" Pete
"Bitter Dug?"
"No I wasn't Pete"
"Oh.... but I didn't ask you if you were" Dug
" I thought you said, I thought you asked me if I was Bitter Pete"
"No no Dug I said I'm partial aka, I like a bit of bitter with me Snout"
"Awl....Well shall we go and have one then Pete"
"Yes Douglas I think we should and it's your round"
"Why is it always my round Pete"
"Just lucky I guess Dug......... now ave you got some snout?" "Never leave home with it Peter" Where shall we go? the cock and worried or the Kings arsehole? We'll go up the arsehole shall we Dug...................................................... You made my fecking head hurt today Pete.
"Nurse!!!!!!" I'm making the farm animals talk again.
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3459. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Bus drives through tunnel at the Needles Highway.
#6 Ah stop using Snotr for drug Peddling or me and the guys will move in on your turf and cut you out bitch
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3460. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Hannes Heppe Gigantic RC Scale Airbus Military A400M with Parachute ejection 3 Airlinertreffen 2015
There is a magazine you can buy it's advertised on the TV where you can collect and build this exact same airplane same size RC everything, in 72 monthly installments. The first one is just £1.99 and the other 71 are £13.000.99 each
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3461. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Owl 'Swims' for Its Life
#2 Me too Geekster awful news. You really could use some help from another admin.
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3462. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Bus drives through tunnel at the Needles Highway.
And that's why and the only reason, that all the buses in the world are that size, just because of that one fecking tunnel. Feck em I say, just go round.
#4 One minute you are peddling drugs for penile dysfunction (WHICH DON'T WORK EVERYONE! HIS DR IS A FAKE, I CALLED HIM AND IT WAS AN ADULT WILLY STRANGLING CLUB) and now you are trying to sell us your crappy buses, what is it with you????
#4 One minute you are peddling drugs for penile dysfunction (WHICH DON'T WORK EVERYONE! HIS DR IS A FAKE, I CALLED HIM AND IT WAS AN ADULT WILLY STRANGLING CLUB) and now you are trying to sell us your crappy buses, what is it with you????
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3463. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Clock in the Amsterdam Airport
#8 Look it was your idea I was just agreeing with you.
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3464. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Shaken...not stirred.
One wheel on my wagon,
I'm still rolling along,
them Cherokees are after me
Arrows flying, straight in line
but I'm singin a happy song
I'm singing a higarty hagerty hogerty hi
An right above the corner there's a hidden cave
an we can watch those Cherokees go galloping by....
I'm still rolling along,
them Cherokees are after me
Arrows flying, straight in line
but I'm singin a happy song
I'm singing a higarty hagerty hogerty hi
An right above the corner there's a hidden cave
an we can watch those Cherokees go galloping by....
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3465. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Lucky truck driver
I didn't see anything wrong with that! The delivery was part by Truck and part by Train??
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3466. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Indian Cobra regurgitates something unexpected.
I think the snake was eyeing up that large jar at the end.
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3467. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Clock in the Amsterdam Airport
#4 Yes feck off
Is this for real is it an automation?
Is this for real is it an automation?
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3468. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Instant Karma
#3 Itsnotyou then this time is it lol. Look at the moment just be glad that new video's are being posted again, it's happened to me many many many times and always by Beemi
The guy should remember the old saying "If you are going to give someone the roast, don't walk into a post"
The guy should remember the old saying "If you are going to give someone the roast, don't walk into a post"
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3469. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Why Japan has so many vending machines
I hate carrying coins.
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3470. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Origine of European country flags
It would be a whole lot simpler if all countries just had a flag with their fecking name on it.
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3471. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The Next Mission to Mars: Mars 2020
Fascinating as sometimes
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3472. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video DOGGO needed some help keeping cool
Am I the only one wondering how he got in and how he's getting out? My guess is that they welded the bath together around him and tin snips. or perhaps they put some of his food in the first bowl, some in the second bowl and most of it in the third and tin snips
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3473. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Guy shows the way to a cat
Pointing at a pussy is illegal in many countries
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3474. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Stunning weather. Video of a Kansas supercell that produced 10 tornadoes in one day
That's Kim Jong-un running through a field after being personally nuked.
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3475. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Jujimufu Flamingo Kick
#6 He's a NICE guy? he kicks Flamingo's!! he's a loony... Just don't tell him I said so
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3476. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Angus the Golden Retriever
Classic separation anxiety stupid owner.
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3477. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Man jumps into moving car.
I think 'Risked his life' was a little extreme.
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3478. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Cats and dogs seeing a baby for the first time
Looks very cute BUT personally I wouldn't put any dogs or cats in such close proximity to a baby, Baby's carry some pretty horrible diseases.
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3479. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Jujimufu Flamingo Kick
Last seen heading for the salt Marshes!
It's not even Kick a Flamingo Friday yet.
It's Trip up a Llama Tuesday today
Wee on a Wallaby Wednesday tomorrow
Tickle a Turtle Thursday
Sack a Secretary bird Saturday
Soak a squirrel Sunday
and finally Mate with a Male Moose Monday
It's not even Kick a Flamingo Friday yet.
It's Trip up a Llama Tuesday today
Wee on a Wallaby Wednesday tomorrow
Tickle a Turtle Thursday
Sack a Secretary bird Saturday
Soak a squirrel Sunday
and finally Mate with a Male Moose Monday
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3480. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video When the massage is too good
#6 AH a pox on you cameraman I hadn't thought of that one
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3481. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Huge whirlpool on the coast of Corfu.
Are we to assume that moments later two Scottish tourists were sucked into the ocean never ever to be heard of again and all that remained was their camera?
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3482. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video When the massage is too good
Anyone know what type of bird that is? Apart from a falling over backwards bird. it's very cute
You know when you have been on Snotr a while you have to be really careful how you ask stuff? Because if I had said Anyone know what that is? someone like me would have said 'A Bird' And then if I hadn't added 'Apart from a falling over backwards bird' someone like me would have said 'A falling over backwards bird' It's a minefield out there.
You know when you have been on Snotr a while you have to be really careful how you ask stuff? Because if I had said Anyone know what that is? someone like me would have said 'A Bird' And then if I hadn't added 'Apart from a falling over backwards bird' someone like me would have said 'A falling over backwards bird' It's a minefield out there.
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3483. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Slovakia & Slovenia
#3 Absolutely Not, I assume you are an Arab, am I right?
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3484. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video A photo session with humpback whales
#1 Agree, what a privilege.
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3485. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Slovakia & Slovenia
Intriguing. I wonder how they decided who would live where? Can the population wander freely between the countries?
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3486. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Two Adult Elephants Work Together To Save Young Calf From Drowning
#4 Yes I noticed the pacing, made worse by the fact that it was speeded up.
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3487. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Two Adult Elephants Work Together To Save Young Calf From Drowning
#1 I haven't watched the link but the suggestion that it is graphic murders do you think it is appropriate for Snotr including children?
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3488. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How a $300,000 Speaker is Made
This is my subject spot on. I love LOVE audio equipment. Not so much the sterile cd based market of today but the proper emotional stuff from the 1970's Brands like Quad, Kef, Thorens, Transcriptors etc that a lot of the young people on here wouldn't have heard of. oh and Taylor guitars as mentioned in the video and Martin guitars. The mark up on the gear in this video will be colossal but no doubt it sounds amazing if I was completely critical there were a few video angles where the wood didn't look so perfect which I would have personally omitted from the video.
I've copy pasted my comment below from the shark video below in case it doesn't get read.
RE the SNOTR cards Put me down for the first one GEEKSTER....
Could we have some reasoning behind the Snotr creators comment? Because it's all very well not wanting or having any new admins if the site is kept running daily, but we do keep getting empty days and then surprise that the viewing numbers are depleting....
As I've mentioned many times I love Snotr and would miss it terribly if it were to close. I also appreciate all the work that must go into keeping it alive by those that do. I do though get the feeling that it is slowly but surely being allowed to die and I don't quite understand why. One can assume that it isn't making much if any money and clearly it didn't sell at the last auction, but surly now that there is some advertising appearing on the site everything should be being done to increase viewing numbers and if the putting on of videos is down to one person now Sizzlik and occasionally he is unable to do so, then some help is needed from somewhere. JJ
I've copy pasted my comment below from the shark video below in case it doesn't get read.
RE the SNOTR cards Put me down for the first one GEEKSTER....
Could we have some reasoning behind the Snotr creators comment? Because it's all very well not wanting or having any new admins if the site is kept running daily, but we do keep getting empty days and then surprise that the viewing numbers are depleting....
As I've mentioned many times I love Snotr and would miss it terribly if it were to close. I also appreciate all the work that must go into keeping it alive by those that do. I do though get the feeling that it is slowly but surely being allowed to die and I don't quite understand why. One can assume that it isn't making much if any money and clearly it didn't sell at the last auction, but surly now that there is some advertising appearing on the site everything should be being done to increase viewing numbers and if the putting on of videos is down to one person now Sizzlik and occasionally he is unable to do so, then some help is needed from somewhere. JJ
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3489. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Attacked by shark
#10 Put me down for the first one.
Could we have some reasoning behind the Snotr creators comment? Because it's all very well not wanting or having any new admins if the site is kept running daily, but we do keep getting empty days and then surprise that the viewing numbers are depleting....
As I've mentioned many times I love Snotr and would miss it terribly if it were to close. I also appreciate all the work that must go into keeping it alive by those that do. I do though get the feeling that it is slowly but surely being allowed to die and I don't quite understand why. One can assume that it isn't making much if any money and clearly it didn't sell at the last auction, but surly now that there is some advertising appearing on the site everything should be being done to increase viewing numbers and if the putting on of videos is down to one person now Sizzlik and occasionally he is unable to do so, then some help is needed from somewhere. JJ
Could we have some reasoning behind the Snotr creators comment? Because it's all very well not wanting or having any new admins if the site is kept running daily, but we do keep getting empty days and then surprise that the viewing numbers are depleting....
As I've mentioned many times I love Snotr and would miss it terribly if it were to close. I also appreciate all the work that must go into keeping it alive by those that do. I do though get the feeling that it is slowly but surely being allowed to die and I don't quite understand why. One can assume that it isn't making much if any money and clearly it didn't sell at the last auction, but surly now that there is some advertising appearing on the site everything should be being done to increase viewing numbers and if the putting on of videos is down to one person now Sizzlik and occasionally he is unable to do so, then some help is needed from somewhere. JJ
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3490. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Surveillance video shows woman trying to stop car theft, Milwaukee
Aren't there some absolute barstewards in the world, hope they all get cancer of the eyes.
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3491. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Attacked by shark
#1 It's all looking a little bleak long term isn't it Geekster, I like the idea of the card of course it would be lovely, but it does sound like it's going to be a memorial card to remember the site after it has gone, so perhaps a picture of a gravestone and RIP SNOTR would be a appropriate for the design. Or am I reading too much into this?
I have asked the question before and I'll try once more, is it beyond reason for any member of the Snotr community to be able to do what you in 'Admin do' ie be able to have limited access from a home computer to put the video's on daily? even if someone your end could pile the accepted one's up somehow. I'm not technically advanced in computers but it seems these days that anything is possible via the internet. I'm just trying to find ways of us helping the site stay alive, the obvious reason it is loosing viewers is that it is going for days without any new stuff. And when Thunders makes comments about leaving you know you are in trouble.
JJ xx
I have asked the question before and I'll try once more, is it beyond reason for any member of the Snotr community to be able to do what you in 'Admin do' ie be able to have limited access from a home computer to put the video's on daily? even if someone your end could pile the accepted one's up somehow. I'm not technically advanced in computers but it seems these days that anything is possible via the internet. I'm just trying to find ways of us helping the site stay alive, the obvious reason it is loosing viewers is that it is going for days without any new stuff. And when Thunders makes comments about leaving you know you are in trouble.
JJ xx
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3492. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video BGT 2017 AUDITION = MAGICIAN JOSEPHINE LEE
#24 It's all looking a little bleak long term isn't it Geekster, I like the idea of the card of course it would be lovely, but it does sound like it's going to be a memorial card to remember the site after it has gone, so perhaps a picture of a gravestone and RIP SNOTR would be a appropriate for the design. Or am I reading too much into this?
I have asked the question before and I'll try once more, is it beyond reason for any member of the Snotr community to be able to do what you in 'Admin do' ie be able to have limited access from a home computer to put the video's on daily? even if someone your end could pile the accepted one's up somehow. I'm not technically advanced in computers but it seems these days that anything is possible via the internet. I'm just trying to find ways of us helping the site stay alive, the obvious reason it is loosing viewers is that it is going for days without any new stuff. And when Thunders makes comments about leaving you know you are in trouble.
JJ xx
I have asked the question before and I'll try once more, is it beyond reason for any member of the Snotr community to be able to do what you in 'Admin do' ie be able to have limited access from a home computer to put the video's on daily? even if someone your end could pile the accepted one's up somehow. I'm not technically advanced in computers but it seems these days that anything is possible via the internet. I'm just trying to find ways of us helping the site stay alive, the obvious reason it is loosing viewers is that it is going for days without any new stuff. And when Thunders makes comments about leaving you know you are in trouble.
JJ xx
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3493. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video BGT 2017 AUDITION = MAGICIAN JOSEPHINE LEE
#16 I don't think it's the lack of posted links that's the problem Beemi, it's the fact that no one is putting them on the system in Admin.
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3494. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video BGT 2017 AUDITION = MAGICIAN JOSEPHINE LEE
#10 WHAT! move on what do you mean move on Thunders..
#11 I'm guessing it's something to do with Sizzlik's Mother she's not well.
I would like to say though if there are any other Snotr Admins out there, don't you think it's about time you got involved again? Come on guys you can't let Snotr die, not like this. What I can't understand and I've asked this before and nobody ever answers me. Why the feck can't you set something up automatically like the Ancient video of the day or whatever it's called. Put five video's on from 8 years ago anything just don't do nothing!
An update would also be nice please?
#11 I'm guessing it's something to do with Sizzlik's Mother she's not well.
I would like to say though if there are any other Snotr Admins out there, don't you think it's about time you got involved again? Come on guys you can't let Snotr die, not like this. What I can't understand and I've asked this before and nobody ever answers me. Why the feck can't you set something up automatically like the Ancient video of the day or whatever it's called. Put five video's on from 8 years ago anything just don't do nothing!
An update would also be nice please?
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3495. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Unusual Way Fighter Intimidates His Opponents
Now that's what sport is all about
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3496. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Window Cleaners on The Empire State Building - 1938
Oh no, no no no just no they can stay dirty no not even if it would help the space program no no no. next question please the last answer was no its not going to happen buddy no
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3497. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video POLICEMAN PLAYS PIANO
#4 Oh bugger! So my story above aint necessarily so then?
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3498. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video BGT 2017 AUDITION = MAGICIAN JOSEPHINE LEE
#4 OI! 'Zylle a Phone' What's with the chicken? and why did you join Snotr on the Ninth of November 9/11 very suspicious!! Zylle be watching you very closely.
#8 Yes that's what I thought.
and why did you join Snotr on the Ninth of November 9/11 very suspicious!! Zylle be watching you very closely. #8 Yes that's what I thought.
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3499. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The Worlds FIRST DRONE JUMP
#1 Yep Three just three days ago guys.
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3500. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video POLICEMAN PLAYS PIANO
This might seem a little unusual to all you johnny foreigners out there, but in fact you can't get into the English (Scottish you can) Police force without an A level in music and the ability to play a musical instrument. It's something to do with stress reduction after shifts and has been found to reduce sick days in the constabulary by upto 38% since it was introduced in 1976. Most English police stations have a collection of musical instruments in the rest rooms guitars and very often a piano. The main station in Sussex has three pianos and a full set of drums. In Wales they favour the human voice and most stations have a male voice choir, you will often hear the bobbies singing in unison if you pass a welsh police station. If anyone gives me negatives for this you are a kitten hater.
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3501. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video BGT 2017 AUDITION = MAGICIAN JOSEPHINE LEE
#1 What are you saying?
Look I'm busy today, would someone please look up how all that was done and let me know lol. (And if anyone says MAGIC I'll Punch your lights out)
Look I'm busy today, would someone please look up how all that was done and let me know lol. (And if anyone says MAGIC I'll Punch your lights out
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3502. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Everything!
I really enjoyed that, only remember the things I already knew though, that happens at my age.
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3503. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Guy with crazy limbo skills.
I've got a friend who's really really good a Limbo, he can go under a rug.
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3504. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video D-Day hero, 101, becomes the world's oldest skydiver.
I'm sure my friends Grand Dad was 102 when he fell out of an airplane, there weren't any smiling photographs on that one, I can tell you.
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3505. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This is the World’s Most Expensive Spice
#4 I'm pretty sure but if you can find it on any of the packets you buy in Trumpland then let me know.
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3506. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Harvesting Honey from Giant Honeybees in Cambodia
Just read my comment from a year ago (#3 above) have to say I actually made myself laugh, made my tongue go all fat.
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3507. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 100 People Seductively Eat a Banana
#8 Say's Foxy spitting out bit's of banana the one and only forbidden fruit he has ever tasted.
#10 Well if you're sure then ok, if not you might like to explain the flavour to foxy
#10 Well if you're sure then ok, if not you might like to explain the flavour to foxy
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3508. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Varese Construction Crane Collapse
"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"
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3509. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Police stopped the fled car using spike strip
#4 Good point but this was so slick the driver wouldn't have had time to swerve.
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3510. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Drone Diving
#4 Do you think
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3511. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Emergence Lab - Thomas Medicus
#1 Anyone whose listening
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3512. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video When cooking goes wrong!
That's kinda awful, what's going to happen to those poor little chicks with the burnt toes. turn the fecking heat down at least
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3513. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 100 People Seductively Eat a Banana
Some of those people have eaten a banana before.
#6 You have so obviously only ever eaten a banana.
#4 Just the first sentence right?
#6 You have so obviously only ever eaten a banana.
#4 Just the first sentence right?
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3514. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video A warm welcome
What an amazing relationship between man and beast, very lucky guy, I'm very envious.
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3515. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Varese Construction Crane Collapse
Lot's oh "Oh shite there goes my bonus's" and one of "Oh shite it's my job to make the call"
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3516. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Emergence Lab - Thomas Medicus
Really cool I like, if you want to know what to get me for Christmas? A Lamborghini please not this!
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3517. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Drone Diving
Wouldn't it have been easier to just find a taller tower and cut out the Drone altogether
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3518. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Police stopped the fled car using spike strip
Split second spiking.
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3519. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video One of these sh***y days
And to think you can't give those sets away these days, get back then it was "Oh NO! major breakage aaahhh" Do you think that just perhaps he wasn't the usual driver?
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3520. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How To Cook A Cheap Steak Vs. An Expensive Steak
It bothered me for a long time, I'd never been much of a red meat eater but did eat a lot of chicken. So it was actually quite an easy step to switch from chicken to Quorn. There is a lot of evidence that too much red meat is bad for you and increases your risk of certain cancers and heart disease. It's much like being an atheist getting rid of the baggage of life that is unnecessary sets you free. Not eating meat just makes you feel better about yourself in the world and removes the guilt you carry if it bothers you. I couldn't kill anything either. I have been known to rescue drowning insects.
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3521. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This is the World’s Most Expensive Spice
#5 I can imagine you would be. But next time you see her say ThistleBum it could have been worse especially with you having those yellow legs an all.
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3522. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How To Cook A Cheap Steak Vs. An Expensive Steak
#8 I'm a Pescetarian have been for several years now. I eat mainly Quorn these days, No red meat, no chicken. If you won't kill it you shouldn't eat it! that's my philosophy
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3523. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video "Grande" - Surf Clip
#2 I disagree
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3524. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Somewhere in Asia
Perhaps his top half is exactly as he want's it.
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3525. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Sharp eyes
Neat and clever I like it.
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3526. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Rare Triplets Born With Same Genetic Condition Undergo Successful Skull Surgery
And they won't remember any of it.
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3527. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video What if scientists were as famous as starlets ?
#6 Not sure if you should be talking about her like that lol
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3528. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video NASA: Cassini's First Fantastic Dive Past Saturn
They are not great though are they. I mean if these were your wedding video you be negotiating a discount.
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3529. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Such is life in Latvia
I've said it before and I'll say it again. This is another reason why you don't rent to students.
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3530. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The poor man's selfie drone
Phew!!!!!!!!!!!
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3531. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video FORTY builders pile out of six seater van
#7 Is that for the fart follow through's
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3532. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Pikachu The Bugie does Star wars.
Okay okay get the cage cover
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3533. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Lizard running on wood
Greased lightening
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3534. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Guy takes thumb trick to a whole new level
I showed this to my youngest daughter, she didn't even look up from changing her babies nappy. .
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3535. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Bob Semple Tank
Looks like the Dalek Mothership.
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3536. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Big Baby !
Sure is a beautiful creature. Amazing to think that more people are killed by the grown up version every year than by any other animal.
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3537. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Baby Elephant Bathing "Double trouble"
It's the getting in that he likes more than the being in. Wonderful creature!!
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3538. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Bear on the bikepark in Slovakia
#1 Hey Hey you might be in breach of copyright Buddy. I do the long drawn out comments. I think you have a bear bottomed cheek, everyone thinks that, half furry arse
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3539. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Buy my Vitara
The ad cost more than the car.
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3540. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This is the World’s Most Expensive Spice
I've got fecking Saffron growing all over my garden, can't get rid of the fecking stuff, bloody pest! Every time I go out to sunbath I come in with a yellow back and willy................................my next door neighbor has some in his garden too.
Willy and his wife only moved in last year and now all the time in the village moan moan moan in the pub, that's all people talk about, fecking Saffron. Nobody wears socks anymore because everyone has yellow legs. I've been looking for a week killer for Saffron but no! it's not on any of the packets, Nettles, Japanese knotweed, Vietnamese killer flytraps yes but you won't find Saffron on any of the commercially available weed killers out there. It's a yellow plague I tell you.
Willy and his wife only moved in last year and now all the time in the village moan moan moan in the pub, that's all people talk about, fecking Saffron. Nobody wears socks anymore because everyone has yellow legs. I've been looking for a week killer for Saffron but no! it's not on any of the packets, Nettles, Japanese knotweed, Vietnamese killer flytraps yes but you won't find Saffron on any of the commercially available weed killers out there. It's a yellow plague I tell you.
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3541. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How To Cook A Cheap Steak Vs. An Expensive Steak
At last at least half a video about Suxi.
I have to say as a Pescetarian all I see on this video are large chunks of a dead cow which I don't find appertising in the least.
I have to say as a Pescetarian all I see on this video are large chunks of a dead cow which I don't find appertising in the least.
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3542. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Why It's Almost Impossible to Run a Two-Hour Marathon
I ran for a bus once...damm bus wasn't the one i wanted and took me 247 miles in the wrong direction before I noticed.
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3543. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video North Sea Big Wave
I watched this on full screen with my table fan on and a fish landed on my keyboard think it was a Coddock.
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3544. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Truck driver rescues motorcyclist after scary crash in Jiangxi Province in China
#2 Or this was China and nobody really gave a monkeys crap
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3545. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The Best of Bad Acting
#2 I kinda want to watch all of them! How the feck did any of them get made?
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3546. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Puppy overcomes arachnophobia with giant robot spider
#2 Ah thank you Thunders, trust you are well, happy and satisfied
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3547. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Rome 2000 years ago
I thought he meant the UK certainly in the 70's
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3548. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video King's College Choir announces major change
Love it lol.
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3549. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video FEAR PONG
This would be a Great Game for Snotr, Ok I'll start.....Yes straight in, first time, what a fluke, ok I'll read it for you....Oh dear erm Okay you gotta go up to your boss right now and say "You sad mother fecker, if we weren't at work right now, I'd kick your sorry ass" then run around in a circle for thirty seconds tweeting like a bird, sit down and shout "It's Okay I'm menstruating" if you're a guy say it anyway.
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3550. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The gunfighter
Definitely been on before but came across it on a porn channel and thought yep worth a replay. "Said JJ" "No I didnt
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3551. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Puppy overcomes arachnophobia with giant robot spider
So the next time a tarantula strolls past this dog, rather than leave it alone it will likely go over to it, pick it up, get bitten and die. Wonderful training yes I'm back
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3552. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Squirrel plays with dogs
#6 Sounds to me that you are suggesting a financial transaction for the continuation of the species on your part there Beemi. Lets hope you don't have a bad month.
Clever squirrel getting those dogs out of breath a little before making its way back to it's tree.
Clever squirrel
getting those dogs out of breath a little before making its way back to it's tree. 53
3553. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Sneezing Chicken
#7 HEY NO NAKED CHICKEN PHOTO LINKS!!! What are you a poultryophile
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3554. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Real-life Lassie
#3 Doesn't he have an overall weight?
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3555. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Red Octopus disappears down a wormhole
#2 Oh so Snotr is not octopus friendly now is it? No wonder we are losing numbers, We should welcome all Dogs creatures.
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3556. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Sneezing Chicken
Being as you may know a bit of a Hen expert as I was one. This is not a sneeze its a regular hen call.
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3557. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Fin-tastic fun
#1 Totally agree, I would prefer to see it in the ocean.
#2 Yes the look the dolphin gave the child when he threw the ball into the pool, the first time, said it all. It was some thing like 'You little shite' only in dolphin.
#2 Yes the look the dolphin gave the child when he threw the ball into the pool, the first time, said it all. It was some thing like 'You little shite' only in dolphin.
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3558. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video A 750-Year-Old Secret: See How Soy Sauce Is Still Made Today
Quite similar to how I make it, only I take a little time and care over it, you shouldn't rush these things.
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3559. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Real-life Lassie
Great story, she must have trusted her rescuers to have led them there, bless her.
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3560. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How to change a light buld
This is probably a stupid idea but wouldn't it have made sense when spending all the money that one of these towers cost, to have built in a tool kit near the top. and a little book to state who was up there last so you blame them for the missing spanner.
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3561. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Trouble with the steering wheel
I bet one of the road wheels doesn't go round.
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3562. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The Kitty Hawk
I'm taking it that five of you are behind me at the order station lol.
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3563. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video A Solar Eruption in 5 Steps
#2 Don't worry about it I probably posted three that week and none of them have been shown.
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3564. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video FD contest
Press the x5 button the future is looking bleak
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3565. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Primitive Technology: Water powered hammer (Monjolo)
#14 Keep looking in nothing's happening though.
#3 This isn't your video primtech we won it fare and square in a game of Russian roulette from the last girl who claimed she owned it. Now nick off back to youtube...
On the subject of new video's for Snotr is there no one else who is able to put them up Geekster? We all have great sympathy for you and your Mums health issue (probably apart from Mrs primtech) but if Snotr doesn't keep putting new video's up people will stop using it and it be finished. As I suggested before could you not simply put up a random selection of video's from a few years ago we get repeats anyway so no one would notice. I notice the classic video of the day still changes so can't you press the x5 button? JJ
#3 This isn't your video primtech we won it fare and square in a game of Russian roulette from the last girl who claimed she owned it. Now nick off back to youtube...
On the subject of new video's for Snotr is there no one else who is able to put them up Geekster? We all have great sympathy for you and your Mums health issue (probably apart from Mrs primtech) but if Snotr doesn't keep putting new video's up people will stop using it and it be finished. As I suggested before could you not simply put up a random selection of video's from a few years ago we get repeats anyway so no one would notice. I notice the classic video of the day still changes so can't you press the x5 button? JJ
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3566. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Primitive Technology: Water powered hammer (Monjolo)
#9 It was indeed, but I was watching my country tieing itself into yet another knot over politics. What a fecking mess we have woken up to to this morning!!!!!!!!!!
It could be worse though we could have your monkey in charge.
It could be worse though we could have your monkey in charge.
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3567. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Primitive Technology: Water powered hammer (Monjolo)
#3 Thirded
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3568. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video What Happens In One Minute?
#3 Gotta cram them in quickly when you've only got a minute.
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3569. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Chinese firefighters' crazy jump rope skills
#1 There are jobs out there you know Beemi.
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3570. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The reason you should always mark your vehicle's drive shaft before disassembling it.
Someone's going to need a new credit card.
Remember guys the driven member needs to be at a constant speed
Remember guys the driven member needs to be at a constant speed
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3571. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Creating The Never-Ending Bloom
Again it's been on before but nice to see it again.
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3572. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Sir Nicholas Winton - BBC Programme "That's Life" aired in 1988
#14 It's taken me three years to read your comment but you're a knob too
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3573. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video "House Of the Rising Sun" - Musical Tesla Coils + Randomness
This is what you would get if you stripped two Daleks and made them sing at gunpoint
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3574. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How marbles are made
This has definitely been on Snotr before I remember submitting it years ago. Also this can't be how they make all marbles otherwise you wouldn't get a bag full for a quid
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3575. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video What Happens In One Minute?
#1 I just knew it would be you who counted them
So every minute 108 people die (1.8 every second) and 258 babies are born (4.3 every second) We need to keep an eye on that. I wonder if it's the same 83.300 people having sex all the time? and I also wonder how long they are spending having sex and at what point during that minute other people are joining in. And the thing I wonder most of all is how do they know? and who are they? and where are the camera's?
So every minute 108 people die (1.8 every second) and 258 babies are born (4.3 every second) We need to keep an eye on that.
I wonder if it's the same 83.300 people having sex all the time? and I also wonder how long they are spending having sex and at what point during that minute other people are joining in. And the thing I wonder most of all is how do they know? and who are they? and where are the camera's? 53
3576. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Willie the dog
Well it's unlikely he could sniff his own, only a few of us are that lucky. But if Shane was a bit blind he could probably just sniff any part of his willy to recognize him.
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3577. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Blindfolded Pianist AMAZES People On Omegle!!
#3 Another piece of technology that passed me by.
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3578. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video There's Something for Everyone at the World's Largest Library
I would like to take the Stradivarius out for three weeks here's my library card.
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3579. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The Lego Rainbow - A tiny soccer ball and a machine with 1,150 moving parts.
Once are you kidding !
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3580. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Blindfolded Pianist AMAZES People On Omegle!!
#1 Yeah me too, the only problem I have is putting the blindfold on too soon and then forgetting where I left the guitar. What the feck is Omegle?
What the feck is Omegle?53
3581. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Robber Does Some Stretching Before Robbing A Dunkin Donuts
#2 Yeah I get those, especially if I eat donuts
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3582. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Willie the dog
It's a good job Shane could recognize his dog otherwise he might have needed to sniff his Willie
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3583. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The Impossible Dove Tail Box
I think I would have taken a hammer and chisel to it long before an hour had passed.
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3584. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Colours
I am colour blind or color blind according to snotr's spell checker (Damm Yankee spell checker). I have the classic red green issue and took the test for these correction glasses but the online result was that they would not work for me! Why I don't know... I have always wondered what I am missing, as when I am out in the country everything still looks wonderful to me, so I remain frustrated has to how much more more wonderful everything actually is.
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3585. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Helucinagenic video (Not recommended for migraine sufferers)
#2 It was you I thought of when I put the Migraine warning message on the description, it wasn't on the original. I've mentioned before that I too get them but seldom, but I did think this would be just the kind thing to trigger an attack, I took the risk and was okay but I didn't want to spoil your day.
#1 Probably Waynes
#1 Probably Waynes
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3586. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Ultimate Workout Fails Compilation | FailArmy's Ode to New Year's Resolutions.
#4 Yeah it tastes a little internal cheesy ....................apparently
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3587. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Playing dirty!
#11 No sorry Thunders there was a rumour going around a few weeks ago when you didn't comment for a while that you had gone for an ear operation was that not the case?
#13 DennyBoyo you lost the elephant lugs ages ago, I'm not as senile as you might think. What I can't understand is why you are now a little girl?
#13 DennyBoyo you lost the elephant lugs ages ago, I'm not as senile as you might think. What I can't understand is why you are now a little girl?
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3588. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Changing a light bulb
Imagine getting to the top and finding you needed an Edison screw in and you only had a bayonet.
I watched this in full screen with my table fan blowing. When he reached the top I recreated the scene from the last guy on the Workout fails.
#4 I've check the register and there are no 1500 foot gay tower climbers.
I watched this in full screen with my table fan blowing. When he reached the top I recreated the scene from the last guy on the Workout fails.
#4 I've check the register and there are no 1500 foot gay tower climbers.
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3589. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Ultimate Workout Fails Compilation | FailArmy's Ode to New Year's Resolutions.
The last guy was definitely bring up internal toe juice.
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3590. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Monkey riding a wild boar - Best chase ever
Next event Monkey Bull fighting Great song by Robbie Williams
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3591. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The Risks of a Cheetah Encounter
I tout I taw a putty tat....I did i did taw a putty tat...awwwlllll!!!
Was this the lady who was caught putting a cat in a dustbin, let the punishment slightly over fit the crime
Was this the lady who was caught putting a cat in a dustbin, let the punishment slightly over fit the crime
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3592. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Speed Boat Crashes On Rocks
Oh my speedboat
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3593. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 10 Most Amazing Carnivorous Plants
Where is the Triffid?
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3594. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video NOT in Russia
#4 You should have mentioned this years ago, it explains a lot.
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3595. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Playing dirty!
#9 How much did the ears job cost?
#6 You are confusing this place with somewhere dirty like Vietnam
#6 You are confusing this place with somewhere dirty like Vietnam
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3596. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video That's why I love Russia .....
We'll come back and add the cement next year, it'll be fine.
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3597. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Keg tapping goes horribly wrong.
A seasoned professional
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3598. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Hero firefighter catches baby dropped from burning building
Song from Derek and Clive (aka Peter cook and Dudley Moore).
As I was walking down the road the other day, I saw a house on fire.
There was a man, shouting and screaming from the upper casement window
to the crowd what had gathered there below, for he was soar afraid
Jump you fecker jump , jump into this blanket what we are holding, and you will be alright.
He jumped hit the deck, broke his fecking neck, there was no blanket
Laugh I nearly shat I've never laughed so much since Grandma died
and aunty Mable caught her left breast in the mangle
We are miserable sinners, filthy feckers....
arsoles ................
As I was walking down the road the other day, I saw a house on fire.
There was a man, shouting and screaming from the upper casement window
to the crowd what had gathered there below, for he was soar afraid
Jump you fecker jump , jump into this blanket what we are holding, and you will be alright.
He jumped hit the deck, broke his fecking neck, there was no blanket
Laugh I nearly shat I've never laughed so much since Grandma died
and aunty Mable caught her left breast in the mangle
We are miserable sinners, filthy feckers....
arsoles ................
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3599. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Oh La La
Like father like son......probably
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3600. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video A timelapse of the volatile weather over the Grand Canyon in the US.
#7 If you've got $500 to spare I'm prepared to make you my canyon partner.
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3601. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How to beat the traffic in Georgia.
#7 That would require me separating my head from my body and I would probably them have to remove an ear. How about you?
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3602. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Making a micropipette
#5 Ah no no no my Thundery one. Fondling women, fast cars tennis, good wine and a nice dark ale are what I do now. Laboratory's leave not enough time for those things.
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3603. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video He Heard Cries From Under The Sidewalk…
#8 Thank you Suxi. Well that is a little different from the text which accompanied the video. She wasn't buried BECAUSE she was pregnant, she crept in the hole and no one knew she was there when they filled in the hole.
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3604. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 5 Reasons Why Finland Is A Global Education Leade
I think we should just move to Finland and take our children with us.
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3605. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Cats React to Robot Cat
The fox say mainly bolloks
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3606. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Recently Divorced
Love is a drug, Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality
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3607. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video A timelapse of the volatile weather over the Grand Canyon in the US.
I've always wondered why if the Canyon is only a grand nobody has bought it yet.
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3608. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video He Heard Cries From Under The Sidewalk…
How on earth did someone bury the dog and where? Are we sure that is the correct story here? If it is I certainly hope that the perpetrators get cancer of the eyes.
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3609. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Making a micropipette
I bet they make the plastic one's a whole lot quicker. I must have used a million of those things in my time
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3610. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How to beat the traffic in Georgia.
When you can actually do this, I'm buying.
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3611. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Bill Nye Reveals Amazing Facts For Earth Day, and has to Deal With a Rude Host
Well that was...what's the word...erm...
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3612. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Speed Kills
Phew that's quick.
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3613. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Smart wheelchair-friendly solution that should be everywhere..
I may have told this TRUE story before but anyway. About 18 or so years ago having walked my daughter to school through a local park, I did the return journey through the same park. About five minutes in I came across a Mother and her daughter who was in a motorised wheelchair, they had unwisely taken a muddy detour off the path to avoid a couple of fallow deer who where blocking their way. Female fallow deer can be right barstards at times very obnoxious and have been known to run at you and try and kick you with their front feet, especially if you have a dog with you. I was quite used to the big feckers and usually arming myself with a stray branch would tell them to feck off and they usually did.
Any ways this couple now found themselves stuck in the mud (well the daughter in the wheelchair anyway) and were getting quite upset thinking perhaps that the deer would come and eat them. I had no choice other than to wade over through the winter mud in my best leather shoes and proceeded to help the couple. The girl in the wheel chair was quite a big girl and the chair was heavy duty and I struggled for about five minutes to try and get some traction on the wheels using broken branches but the chair wasn't going anywhere apart from further down in the mud. "We are going to have to try and get your daughter out of the chair, I'm afraid" I said "Then maybe the chair can be dragged out" The older lady turned to her daughter and said "Gemma, you are going to have to get out" Gemma calmly climbed out of the chair and walked over to the path. Feck me I thought..........
#7 Oui you dirty so and so get your herpes ridden willy off this website....dirty.....
Any ways this couple now found themselves stuck in the mud (well the daughter in the wheelchair anyway) and were getting quite upset thinking perhaps that the deer would come and eat them. I had no choice other than to wade over through the winter mud in my best leather shoes and proceeded to help the couple. The girl in the wheel chair was quite a big girl and the chair was heavy duty and I struggled for about five minutes to try and get some traction on the wheels using broken branches but the chair wasn't going anywhere apart from further down in the mud. "We are going to have to try and get your daughter out of the chair, I'm afraid" I said "Then maybe the chair can be dragged out" The older lady turned to her daughter and said "Gemma, you are going to have to get out" Gemma calmly climbed out of the chair and walked over to the path. Feck me I thought..........
#7 Oui you dirty so and so get your herpes ridden willy off this website....dirty.....
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3614. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Smart wheelchair-friendly solution that should be everywhere..
I have a really close friend in a wheel chair who has a great sense of humour so this comment is for him rather than the rest of you who are going to be offended. I'm thinking a slope and a rope. Seriously this system would cost an absolute fortune and what happens when there is a power failure half way up?
It would be simpler to invent the hover wheelchair......
Seriously this system would cost an absolute fortune and what happens when there is a power failure half way up? It would be simpler to invent the hover wheelchair......
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3615. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Morning in Pyongyang - song "Where Are You, Dear General" being played
I bet the makers of alarm clocks are really pissed off, in North Korea. Fecking awful regime, what a way to live OMD, I bet the fecking General can't hear that crap first thing in the morning
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3616. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Intense documentary scene: baby iguana being chased by snakes
'19 How rude of me not to answer, must have missed your question sorry.
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3617. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Iguana vs Snakes - Planet Earth II
Seen this several times what an incredible piece of film and what a fecking awful beach to spend an afternoon on. OOOUUUUUUU creapy snaky barstewards.
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3618. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Recently Divorced
#7 And we all know how that feels....well I do anyway
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3619. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Dad's Reaction To First Son
#11 Well I hope that also
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3620. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Revenge of the tree
Old Indian saying to read out loud
tree's tree's tree's
tree's tree's saying
me had arsehole
this longs how
tree's tree's trees
tree's tree's tree's
tree's tree's saying
me had arsehole
this longs how
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3621. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Dad's Reaction To First Son
#9 Thunders my dearest blossom of sunshine on a day of dribble and fog. I have in the past read many of Austins comments and I did say Seldom not Never these days. I have noticed that he focus's in on one part of anything you say and blows it up into a sensational issue which I find very annoying.
If I were guessing I would say he is a politician of a minor party with too much time on his hands as when you ask him a simple question which requires a simple yes or no answer he instead gives you four paragraphs and calls you a troll at the end of it.
In many instances my comments on Snotr tend to be towards the angle that surprisingly no one else has considered or are too afraid to bring up for fear of being called something unsavory like Austin or a racist of which I am neither. I do feel that the world has gone too far with political correctness to the extent that you can't say anything without upsetting someone, take it to it's full extreme and you have several dead French journalists.
It is a very well known fact that in certain religions and cultures the birth of a son is of prime importance and the birth of a daughter often nothing more than an inconvenience. The life of the son is infinitely better than that of the daughter who is often treated as a second class citizen with little or no rights or freedom. As I mentioned before I would like to see the video of the reaction of the second, third, forth or fifth daughter of this man. Perhaps they will be on Youtube somewhere
If I were guessing I would say he is a politician of a minor party with too much time on his hands as when you ask him a simple question which requires a simple yes or no answer he instead gives you four paragraphs and calls you a troll at the end of it.
In many instances my comments on Snotr tend to be towards the angle that surprisingly no one else has considered or are too afraid to bring up for fear of being called something unsavory like Austin or a racist of which I am neither. I do feel that the world has gone too far with political correctness to the extent that you can't say anything without upsetting someone, take it to it's full extreme and you have several dead French journalists.
It is a very well known fact that in certain religions and cultures the birth of a son is of prime importance and the birth of a daughter often nothing more than an inconvenience. The life of the son is infinitely better than that of the daughter who is often treated as a second class citizen with little or no rights or freedom. As I mentioned before I would like to see the video of the reaction of the second, third, forth or fifth daughter of this man. Perhaps they will be on Youtube somewhere
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3622. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Dad's Reaction To First Son
#6 Austin you really are so far up your own ass I don't know who you think you are, all you do is type paragraphs and paragraphs of boredom, I seldom read beyond your first line these days. You provoke everyone and then have the audacity to call others trolls when you are the biggest troll on Snotr, take a powder and stop your bullying!
#5 Thunders as you know I am not shy of answering questions except they they spring from the arse of a moron.
I think the answer is very obvious but judging by the negatives attached to my comment which probably all came from Austin and his family, possibly not, the answer will be controversial probably true but controversial never the less.
My bet and I'll put my hands up and shoot myself and Austin if I'm wrong is that a Male baby in this family will be much more important than the other five females and my guess is entirely based on religion once again, as I said I could be wrong but it's an observation. I would have liked to see the video other of the first five as they were born.
#5 Thunders as you know I am not shy of answering questions except they they spring from the arse of a moron.
I think the answer is very obvious but judging by the negatives attached to my comment which probably all came from Austin and his family, possibly not, the answer will be controversial probably true but controversial never the less.
My bet and I'll put my hands up and shoot myself and Austin if I'm wrong is that a Male baby in this family will be much more important than the other five females and my guess is entirely based on religion once again, as I said I could be wrong but it's an observation. I would have liked to see the video other of the first five as they were born.
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3623. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How to use a treadmill at the Gym
Totally pointless and what a waste of electricity, no physical benefit whatsoever and the only thing I can think it might be useful for, is side stepping out of the way of oncoming traffic.
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3624. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Dad's Reaction To First Son
Yes but there is a slightly less attractive undertone to this if you think about it.
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3625. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The MOST ANNOYING Chick Ever Pepper Sprays GRIZZLY – Grizzly Gets LAST Laugh!
#36 Away with you and don't darken these walls again, I shall not be continuing this 6r44 82y 97gdr6 with you anymore.
#37 No it doesn't I was going to leave it there but at the end of the night you don't have to read the comment's just watch the video's enjoy and move on simples
#37 No it doesn't
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3626. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The Raw Sounds of Long Boarding Mt. Lemmon | Ultimate Rush
I watched this on full screen with my table fan blowing straight in my face who needs VR There was a dodgy moment from the cameraman at 2.26 when he crossed well over the middle line just before traffic
There was a dodgy moment from the cameraman at 2.26 when he crossed well over the middle line just before traffic 53
3627. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The MOST ANNOYING Chick Ever Pepper Sprays GRIZZLY – Grizzly Gets LAST Laugh!
#35 Austin Baby, You have fallen into the very deep and dark trap that there has to be logic in a conversation and a rule, there doesn't! By introducing words like Troll which in my world is a big ugly fellow who lives under a bridge, you are trying to undermine my integrity as I don't hang around under bridges following the accident I had back in the seventies with that pooh stick. The word Troll in your world is something I am not.
Maybe following your comment 'I am simply trying to understand what on earth made you go there' the failing is within yourself. I cannot help that you do not understand something!! Maybe and this is only a suggestion so don't get all defensive and throw all your toys around again, maybe you need to speak to Gerry Jnr, there may be some instructions laying somewhere, just a thought.
Now away with you and don't darken these walls again, I shall not be continuing this 6r44 82y 97gdr6 with you anymore.
Maybe following your comment 'I am simply trying to understand what on earth made you go there' the failing is within yourself. I cannot help that you do not understand something!! Maybe and this is only a suggestion so don't get all defensive and throw all your toys around again, maybe you need to speak to Gerry Jnr, there may be some instructions laying somewhere, just a thought.
Now away with you and don't darken these walls again, I shall not be continuing this 6r44 82y 97gdr6 with you anymore.
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3628. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Simple Phone Trick For Kids
#7 We could swap him with Suxi, if it's a kidnap situation.
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3629. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The MOST ANNOYING Chick Ever Pepper Sprays GRIZZLY – Grizzly Gets LAST Laugh!
#27 Austin! My old Springer I really don't know where you make up your information from? I voted No to Brexit and no one was more shocked on results day to find that by a majority of next to nothing we were going out. But because I'm an English person I accepted the result and I'm sure there will be both bad and good achieved from our Exit.
Where you got the idea that I had a dislike of foreigners in the UK, Dog only knows!! What I do have a problem with is anyone foreign or home grown who wish to murder the citizens of this country for misguided radical reasons. If your ideology is theirs then I have a problem with you also.
Irrespective of the content of the video you seem very shielded about the colour of your skin which although not related to the bear which we have learnt is Black not brown should still not be something that you are obviously ashamed of, you just need to know that we are here to support you, you are not alone in this, nobody on Snotr care's if you are of African or Chinese decent, embrace it man, bring it out in the open and if you are gay that's really cool also, I have lots of Gay and lesbian friends you should be proud not angry at the world. Obviously I won't sleep with you because I am Heterosexual, I can't kelp that it's just the chemistry that makes me the fun loving person that I am. Perhaps you should try a little triangle of the old Magic toadstool paper edition and relax a little.
Where you got the idea that I had a dislike of foreigners in the UK, Dog only knows!! What I do have a problem with is anyone foreign or home grown who wish to murder the citizens of this country for misguided radical reasons. If your ideology is theirs then I have a problem with you also.
Irrespective of the content of the video you seem very shielded about the colour of your skin which although not related to the bear which we have learnt is Black not brown should still not be something that you are obviously ashamed of, you just need to know that we are here to support you, you are not alone in this, nobody on Snotr care's if you are of African or Chinese decent, embrace it man, bring it out in the open and if you are gay that's really cool also, I have lots of Gay and lesbian friends you should be proud not angry at the world. Obviously I won't sleep with you because I am Heterosexual, I can't kelp that it's just the chemistry that makes me the fun loving person that I am. Perhaps you should try a little triangle of the old Magic toadstool paper edition and relax a little.
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3630. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video You Laugh, You Lose: Reedo vs. Patrick
#8 Suxi? just a thought
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3631. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Mandala Wall Art | NO STENCILS
#4 She's also got a nice bottom
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3632. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Microdosing: People who take LSD with breakfast
#5 I don't think Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds (you're not fooling anyone Macartney) is especially fattening unless it is impregnated into very large bars of chocolate.
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3633. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Are you normal?
I'm..................... oh look I'm sure you already know
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3634. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The MOST ANNOYING Chick Ever Pepper Sprays GRIZZLY – Grizzly Gets LAST Laugh!
#23 Austin is it the heat? Since when were you #15 on the page? I am white but I go very brown in the sunshine from a Mediterranean stock, I'm proud of what and who I am, why would you have a problem discussing your own colour anyway?
#24 Yes Suxi Jamaica bet it was hot phew!
#24 Yes Suxi Jamaica bet it was hot phew!
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3635. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Mandala Wall Art | NO STENCILS
I hate anyone who can draw or paint better than me therefore I hate everyone. But I am not in anyway prejudice I Like people whether they are White Yellow Black and or any shade in between unless they can draw or paint better than me.
#1 Suxi You are black aren't you? Can you paint or draw better than me?
#1 Suxi You are black aren't you? Can you paint or draw better than me?
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3636. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video NASA: Ingredients for Life at Saturn’s Moon Enceladus
#3 Oh Kirk, oh Kirk, delicious, why are you so picky
Is is not a bit like a human nose, aren't it's bogies wet and Sticky
Must you always cast dispersions call comments all but lies
If you stamp upon old Suxi's head would old Suxi live or die
Put aside your slide-rule and your Hewlet Packard Calc
Take a break a cooling shower, immerse yourself in talc.
Is is not a bit like a human nose, aren't it's bogies wet and Sticky
Must you always cast dispersions call comments all but lies
If you stamp upon old Suxi's head would old Suxi live or die
Put aside your slide-rule and your Hewlet Packard Calc
Take a break a cooling shower, immerse yourself in talc.
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3637. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The MOST ANNOYING Chick Ever Pepper Sprays GRIZZLY – Grizzly Gets LAST Laugh!
#21 Have you actually seen him? He could be compensating
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3638. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The MOST ANNOYING Chick Ever Pepper Sprays GRIZZLY – Grizzly Gets LAST Laugh!
#15 Suxi You are Black aren't you?
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3639. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video You Laugh, You Lose: Reedo vs. Patrick
I don't know anything funny
What I do know is that the video's have slowed up a little this week, one yesterday, one so far today. Is Admin on holiday?
What I do know is that the video's have slowed up a little this week, one yesterday, one so far today. Is Admin on holiday?
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3640. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The MOST ANNOYING Chick Ever Pepper Sprays GRIZZLY – Grizzly Gets LAST Laugh!
#2#6 Austin for feck sake, shut the feck up! You are giving me a bigger head ache than the dozy bint screaming her panties off and throwing her tampons in the air (she's probably menstruating) because the Bear (whose name is obviously not bear) chews her kayak to shreds. My guess without being crude and referring to my menstruating observation which if you consider all the hysteria and inappropriate bear reasoning (Women do such crazy things that time of the month don't they, it's like insanity and stuff) is probably spot on, is that the Bear is probably on the scent of blood. which perhaps considering he should be asleep as it's September the naughty Bear would be the one thing, that would wake him up.
Trying to put myself in the Bears head (anything to get your ranting out of there) I'm thinking that if a silly woman started squealing at me in a nonsensical manner and I was hungry and she had pepper spray, my plan would be to destroy her method of exit from my island, having first found something to shield my eyes, Ah in the Kayak. Then chase her around a little until she ran out of spray, then have a barbeque with a little chianti then I would post her video on youtube if I were a bear of course.
Trying to put myself in the Bears head (anything to get your ranting out of there) I'm thinking that if a silly woman started squealing at me in a nonsensical manner and I was hungry and she had pepper spray, my plan would be to destroy her method of exit from my island, having first found something to shield my eyes, Ah in the Kayak. Then chase her around a little until she ran out of spray, then have a barbeque with a little chianti then I would post her video on youtube if I were a bear of course.
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3641. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Tackle the Risk - All Blacks
Great ad not seen a better one.
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3642. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How to beat the traffic jams
I bet his name is Joey. He didn't seem to be getting anywhere and I bet there is a law about doing that on the streets or bridges of London...or soon will be
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3643. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Press-ups. This guy is strong!
This is almost like cheating.
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3644. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Pygmy Hippo baby makes a splash
#3 Ah shucks
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3645. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Russian cyclist evades death
#10 Believe me Thunders here in the UK we also treat cyclists as second class citizens. I mean they don't even pay road tax, they can't keep up with the proper traffic and they can't afford a car what do they expect.
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3646. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Dance by kremushka
This sort of thing is all very good but...No actually this sort of thing is just all very good. How many others thought the music was going to go into the Bond theme early on? She is certainly a work of absolute art, it's a definite yes from me, in fact, yes I'm going to press the Gold Buzzer I'll be back later.
How many others thought the music was going to go into the Bond theme early on? She is certainly a work of absolute art, it's a definite yes from me, in fact, yes I'm going to press the Gold Buzzer I'll be back later. 53
3647. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 4 Revolutionary Riddles
1) Tomato juice
2) The bike would cross into another dimension
3) It is impossible to go around the entire track at exactly twice the speed as your first attempt without a watch
4) The Pygmy Hippo facing backwards in the toilet
Oooo this is so exciting now lets have a look at Thunders answer's above, bet I'm right ,bet I'm right!!:
Well that wasn't what I was expecting at all.
2) The bike would cross into another dimension
3) It is impossible to go around the entire track at exactly twice the speed as your first attempt without a watch
4) The Pygmy Hippo facing backwards in the toilet
Oooo this is so exciting now lets have a look at Thunders answer's above, bet I'm right ,bet I'm right!!:
Well that wasn't what I was expecting at all.53
3648. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Liberation Day
#2 They would have been okay if they opened with The sound of silence, after which I'm guessing the regime would be overthrown.
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3649. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Man Feeds His Kitties In Cat Mask
Der der der der, der der der der, der der der der, der der der der CATMAN!
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3650. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Mole Dig His Way To Freedom
Right that's decided it when I come back I want to come back as a Pygmy Hippo Wouldn't want to spend my life underground eating worms, time enough for that when you are dead. except for the eating worms thing, Yeah I know they probably do.
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3651. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Pygmy Hippo baby makes a splash
Right that's decided it, I want to come back as a Pygmy Hippo, I'd be so cute.
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3652. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Removing Rust With Laser
"No Mr Bond I expect you to die"
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3653. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Chicken Plays Operatic Aria on Piano Keyboard
#7 It was a lot like my chicken wan't it, I thought that. I was going to bring her back for the day yesterday but could I find her on my laptop, Nooo I couldn't, then the door bell went and I had to deal with her and before I knew it bedtime.
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3654. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video And climbs down
This is another scene from the cult American TV series from the 70's 'Another American Pit-bull off to bite another child' Episode eight 'Child bitten oh and a stray cat, my days work is done'
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3655. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Dog climbs ladder
#7 No! see#3
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3656. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Chicken Plays Operatic Aria on Piano Keyboard
#5 Less with the Chicken dissing Okay! That chicken didn't even need no red light, that's a bright chicken that is. It's a little known fact that Mozart was a Chicken, Chopin was an Emu and Handle was in fact a knob.
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3657. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video No Landing Gear
A lick of paint it will be good to go.
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3658. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Chicken Plays Operatic Aria on Piano Keyboard
Ah that takes me back just for today mind
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3659. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Dog climbs ladder
This is a scene from the hit US drama 'Another American Pit Bull off to bite a child' episode 7 'We'll be safe up here'
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3660. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Tansy Aspinall And The Gorillas ~ Reunited At Last! - OFFICIAL VIDEO
What an amazing privilege, I only hope they are not so friendly if poachers make a visit.
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3661. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video A Florida Cop Caught On CCTV Running Away From A Little Mouse
No he's not a rat he's Hamster ka!
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3662. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Building the Ultimate Diorama - Realistic Scenery Vol.7
#1 Wait no longer! So including the laser printer one of these can be knocked together in an afternoon for only £1500 $2000 and providing you aren't colour blind like me, I'm sure your first attempt will be swell. Absolutely fascinating though.
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3663. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Horse like zipper
That's me before I became JJ I used to be GG.
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3664. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Brawl in the aquarium: Fishes Spit Sand
While the eviction is in full swing the clown fish is going "Yeah he owe me three months rent and I don't care if he's a single parent I want him out, and the place better be as I left it, fecking squatter fish, never again, never again!"
And the Turtle who's bottom this is all happening in is thinking 'If I get one more grain of sand up my ass, one more fecking grain I'm going to Donald you out myself'
And the Turtle who's bottom this is all happening in is thinking 'If I get one more grain of sand up my ass, one more fecking grain I'm going to Donald you out myself'
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3665. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Close call
Can you imagine if he had still been locking his door, the pressure would have popped his head onto the garage roof, feck me.
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3666. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Litlle duck whisperer
He'd be running a little faster if he was the Swan whisperer.
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3667. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This happens EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I'm trying to work out what happened in 2013 for 'He must buy a laser printer' to warrant a MINUS NINE and for 'Hahahar that is hilarious lol' to warrant PLUS NINE, you were a weird easily pleased and easily displeased lot in the olden days
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3668. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Drones vs Lightning ?
#4 Sounds like a line from a Shania Twain song "Ok so you're Brad Pitt, that don't impress me much"
"Ok so you're Brad Pitt, that don't impress me much"53
3669. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Drones vs Lightning ?
Well as it happens I do have a high voltage laboratory at home and I am going to tr...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................~.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*............................................~~...............................................................................................
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3670. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Big engines starting up
I have to admit to having only a superficial interest in engines, As long as the one's in my cars work when I turn the key I'm happy. If they don't work I know a guy who makes them go again and that's as far involved as I get. These were my gift to any Snotarians who might appreciate them. instead of an Easter egg.
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3671. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video GIANT BALLOON CHALLENGE!
There was a missed opportunity to head first one of them into the loo and flush
They should spoon feed them bake beans and let them fill them up themselves.
They should spoon feed them bake beans and let them fill them up themselves.
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3672. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Weird goal in female football game Albania vs Kosova
Proof if it was needed that the rules of this game were drawn up by a committee..................of women
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3673. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Old diesel engines starting up.
It was a toss up between this video and one entitled 'Old diesel engines not starting up' which granted was shorter and better for the environment. but I went with my cough! cough! gut instinct.
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3674. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Don't Poke a Lithium Polymer Cell
The only good thing is that if they were suffering from depression just before the fumes kill them they might start to feel a little better.
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3675. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Don't Poke a Lithium Polymer Cell
Did you poke it? What did you poke it with? A Skewer! Shall be poke another one...Don't feel happy about bending it...OMD and I thought laurel and Hardy were dead.
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3676. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video NASA at Saturn: Cassini's Grand Finale
#6 Today it is you and the term is Rattled your cage, Admin are probably disallowing any video you have wined on, wouldn't it be funny if your number started to go backwards 59 58 57 56 55 ,
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3677. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Drone Exposes Warehoused Research Beagles
#7 Being down voted is possibly understandable, I made a lot of different points and who knows which parts someone didn't like. It might just have been Beemi because I called him a bitch lol. It would be helpful if they left a comment though.
I am not an advocate of tests being done on animals, One of the reasons I am a vegetarian is that if I am not prepared to kill the animal I am eating (and I am not) then I shouldn't be eating it (So I don't). From the laboratory point of view I happened to move into an area in the NHS where I came across this type of testing. I didn't choose to work in that environment it was a part of a career development that I am no longer engaged in.
Everyone should bear in mind that this is normal in medical laboratories all over the world and an awful lot of people would not be alive without it and even more people would be suffering unnecessarily. I doubt if anyone would ask the question "You won't be doing any tests that involve tissue from an Animal will you?" if their child was lying in a hospital bed seriously ill
I am not an advocate of tests being done on animals, One of the reasons I am a vegetarian is that if I am not prepared to kill the animal I am eating (and I am not) then I shouldn't be eating it (So I don't). From the laboratory point of view I happened to move into an area in the NHS where I came across this type of testing. I didn't choose to work in that environment it was a part of a career development that I am no longer engaged in.
Everyone should bear in mind that this is normal in medical laboratories all over the world and an awful lot of people would not be alive without it and even more people would be suffering unnecessarily. I doubt if anyone would ask the question "You won't be doing any tests that involve tissue from an Animal will you?" if their child was lying in a hospital bed seriously ill
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3678. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video NASA at Saturn: Cassini's Grand Finale
Sniff sniff must stop chopping those Onions.
#2 Stop wining bitch! (quote from Breaking bad)
#2 Stop wining bitch! (quote from Breaking bad)
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3679. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Drone Exposes Warehoused Research Beagles
This is a very difficult one, firstly I am a major dog lover and the thought of any cruelty is very distressing to me. I am also a father and grandfather and have worked in Human healthcare for many years. I have spent time in medical laboratories where tests are done on tissue from animals (although not from dogs) it's actually very routine, so if you have ever had a blood test there is a chance that the serum from your blood has been added to a microscope slide that contains tissue from an animal, maybe rat, maybe guinea pig, maybe primate. If you have been diagnosed with Rheumatoid arthritis, Thyroid disease, SLE (lupus) or been tested for HIV just to name a few this will certainly be the case.
The slides these days come from pharmaceutical companies all neatly and professionally prepared in little packets and have a use by date. Whereas in the early days the labs would order in a fresh just killed lab rat or guinea pig which would be pinned onto a board and the required organs, maybe kidney, liver etc would be removed by a technician and the organ would be very finely sliced on an extremely accurate machine until a slice thin enough to be placed on a microscopic slide was produced. A patient being tested for various illnesses would have a blood test and the blood would be spun down in a centrifuge and the serum the clear bit left at the top would be removed by pipette and following a few other processes in the lab would be added to the slide. The serum would then 'bind' to various parts of the tissue and be visible under a microscope using immunofloresence ie it would seem to light up.
Now without these tests there would be a lot of un-diagnosed, untreated people in the world whose disease would progress to an un-treatable stage and progress of improvement would be impossible to monitor, these could be your children, grandchildren, wives, husbands parents and friends.
The issue in the video is how the animals are being kept, ignore the barking, if you have ever been to a holiday kennel the noise is much the same and in an area like in the video I'm sure the intrusion of a noisy drone won't have helped. If they are not being exercised or fed properly that is another matter but I'm sure there is legislation and inspections to cover this. Also there are an awful lot of animal lovers in the world and I cannot believe that these units are staffed only by monsters. The final question is what these animals are actually being used for, if we are talking cosmetics and you are a woman in particular you've got questions to ask yourself. But you can be sure that something everyone has used man and woman will have been first tested on animals.
The slides these days come from pharmaceutical companies all neatly and professionally prepared in little packets and have a use by date. Whereas in the early days the labs would order in a fresh just killed lab rat or guinea pig which would be pinned onto a board and the required organs, maybe kidney, liver etc would be removed by a technician and the organ would be very finely sliced on an extremely accurate machine until a slice thin enough to be placed on a microscopic slide was produced. A patient being tested for various illnesses would have a blood test and the blood would be spun down in a centrifuge and the serum the clear bit left at the top would be removed by pipette and following a few other processes in the lab would be added to the slide. The serum would then 'bind' to various parts of the tissue and be visible under a microscope using immunofloresence ie it would seem to light up.
Now without these tests there would be a lot of un-diagnosed, untreated people in the world whose disease would progress to an un-treatable stage and progress of improvement would be impossible to monitor, these could be your children, grandchildren, wives, husbands parents and friends.
The issue in the video is how the animals are being kept, ignore the barking, if you have ever been to a holiday kennel the noise is much the same and in an area like in the video I'm sure the intrusion of a noisy drone won't have helped. If they are not being exercised or fed properly that is another matter but I'm sure there is legislation and inspections to cover this. Also there are an awful lot of animal lovers in the world and I cannot believe that these units are staffed only by monsters. The final question is what these animals are actually being used for, if we are talking cosmetics and you are a woman in particular you've got questions to ask yourself. But you can be sure that something everyone has used man and woman will have been first tested on animals.
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3680. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Sacha Baron Cohen recalls the Ali G - Donald Trump interview
#16 Don't you ever run out of ink? You do realise that nobody reads past your first sentence don't you and that's being polite
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3681. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Chimp chucks poo at granny in zoo and score a direct hit.
Granny was laughing..................she's not laughing now and may need shots.
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3682. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Plastic cup art
#5 Oh I don't ask for names it just complicates things.
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3683. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video California solar power plants ignite birds mid-flight
Of course another option is to find out exactly which bird species fly over this area and fireproof them. Or get a guy on a really tall ladder shouting shoo!!
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3684. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Oresund bridge
Where's there's a will there's a way and often a greedy relative.
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3685. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Great escape ?
What kind of a git did she call him?
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3686. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Houdini Horse Mariska
That is one cleaver horsey. I don't think padlocks would help either she's pick the locks.
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3687. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This is some unbelievable stuff........
It's almost dishonest and I think he thinks he's Jesus.
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3688. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Plastic cup art
Well I hadn't thought of it, just working on a naked woman now.....I'm amazed they don't complain that I watch snotr while doing my massages.
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3689. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video On Board with Mike Hawthorne at Le Mans 1956 | D-type Jaguar
Well a picture is great, is there a clue as to where it was taken? Did your father take the photo? If so are there any negatives with other pictures near it? Did your father travel or was it likely to be in or near his home town? Get it blown up, scan it into your computer (perhaps remove your father from the picture digitally and distribute copies in areas where you might think she might have been. Someone will know her.
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3690. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Chuck Norris
I have but one question regarding this video................................Do peacocks migrate?
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3691. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video California solar power plants ignite birds mid-flight
They should have an exclusion zone using a big wire circular frame higher than the birds can fly, going all the way around the panels with thousands of strings hanging down with little corks tied to them attached to another frame on the ground. I think we should all start drinking lots more wine cos it's gonna require a fecking lot of corks hick.
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3692. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Ping Pong trick shot
A lot of disappointment followed by a Whoop.
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3693. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The new Volvo XC60 Roll Over crash test
Crash test dummy worse job in the world, they deserve every penny they earn.
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3694. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video On Board with Mike Hawthorne at Le Mans 1956 | D-type Jaguar
#7 Well I think it does matter if he is a serial killer but that's only my opinion. What if he only serial kills members of his own known family, you need to think this through a little more lol.
I guess the place to start is how you found out that you had a brother? I don't think it has to cost any money it's a matter of detective work on your part, pinning down exactly when and where he was born and to who. The fact that you know it's a brother and not a sister suggests that there was contact with the mother after the birth? Is your father still alive? Can he give you the mother's name and where he met her, where she lived. How did he meet her, was she with a group of friends, was it work related. Does he know where she worked? Obviously if your Father is not still around or doesn't want to divulge any of this it's a problem. I should imagine it's much like tracing your ancestry a slight lead can lead to another and another and who knows.
One night stands do happen but usually there is some connection and you would remember, guy's do. I can remember every woman who I have slept with or had a thing with and it's not a tiny number neither is it enormous. Thinking about it and you've got me thinking there were a couple of mine who I don't know how you would trace if you needed two, I can think of the connections but I can see how they wouldn't now be available. In your case it's Place, Time and ideally DOB... If your Father is still alive try and find out what he was doing at this time I'm sure there would be things he would remember then you can home in on the date. What about access through the hospital computer (I didn't suggest that by the way) I have no idea how the US system works and it's probably a lethal injection offence but I know in the UK that some nurses use the system for looking up things they shouldn't but of course we have a national system, although it's totally stuffed at the moment thanks to some boy hacker in his bedroom somewhere or North Korea Good luck
I guess the place to start is how you found out that you had a brother? I don't think it has to cost any money it's a matter of detective work on your part, pinning down exactly when and where he was born and to who. The fact that you know it's a brother and not a sister suggests that there was contact with the mother after the birth? Is your father still alive? Can he give you the mother's name and where he met her, where she lived. How did he meet her, was she with a group of friends, was it work related. Does he know where she worked? Obviously if your Father is not still around or doesn't want to divulge any of this it's a problem. I should imagine it's much like tracing your ancestry a slight lead can lead to another and another and who knows.
One night stands do happen but usually there is some connection and you would remember, guy's do. I can remember every woman who I have slept with or had a thing with and it's not a tiny number neither is it enormous. Thinking about it and you've got me thinking there were a couple of mine who I don't know how you would trace if you needed two, I can think of the connections but I can see how they wouldn't now be available. In your case it's Place, Time and ideally DOB... If your Father is still alive try and find out what he was doing at this time I'm sure there would be things he would remember then you can home in on the date. What about access through the hospital computer (I didn't suggest that by the way) I have no idea how the US system works and it's probably a lethal injection offence but I know in the UK that some nurses use the system for looking up things they shouldn't but of course we have a national system, although it's totally stuffed at the moment thanks to some boy hacker in his bedroom somewhere or North Korea
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3695. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The Deepest Hole in the World, And What We've Learned From It
Cough cough!!! Snotr admin. Wtf I submitted this video a couple of months ago!! Will you have a look on my list and explain why yet another one of my submissions have been logged to another...
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3696. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video On Board with Mike Hawthorne at Le Mans 1956 | D-type Jaguar
#4 Actually me also, just not sure if I'm a only first child, an only middle child or the eldest only child. There is a possibility (as it runs in the family) that I might be an only identical twin but I've never received a birthday card and I think I would have by now.
I mean I send one every year because I don't want to let her down, you know. I couldn't stand the thought of her disappointed face on our birthday, when the card doesn't arrive. And then she might think something bad has happened to me again and start worrying and then she might end up on one of those long lost family programs on television where they search you out through birth certificates and your dental records and stuff.
And then what if the knock came on the door and they showed me a picture and she didn't look anything like me, then I would start to worry that perhaps we had the same Grandparents but not the same parents on my uncles side. I don't know about you but I think sometimes it's best to leave things well alone and see how they turn out when you are reincarnated. xx
I mean I send one every year because I don't want to let her down, you know. I couldn't stand the thought of her disappointed face on our birthday, when the card doesn't arrive. And then she might think something bad has happened to me again and start worrying and then she might end up on one of those long lost family programs on television where they search you out through birth certificates and your dental records and stuff.
And then what if the knock came on the door and they showed me a picture and she didn't look anything like me, then I would start to worry that perhaps we had the same Grandparents but not the same parents on my uncles side. I don't know about you but I think sometimes it's best to leave things well alone and see how they turn out when you are reincarnated.
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3697. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Mini cannon firing and destroying targets.
It's a nasty little bugger isn't it.
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3698. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video See the 1,000-Year-Old Windmills Still in Use Today | National Geographic
A few rubber belts and a generator and they could have free electricity.
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3699. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 100ft Dirt bike dune-jump landed onto Jeep Wrangler hood
There goes his no claims right there.
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3700. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Lightning hit a car with passengers inside - Lighting Strike
Yep statistically one of the safest places to be if struck by lightening. Although If driving in Russia during a lightening storm the safest place is probably to shelter under a tree without the car.
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3701. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Park and Slide
Or you could just get a bigger garage door. If not it needs automation as continuous pulling on the drivers door is a really bad idea.
If not it needs automation as continuous pulling on the drivers door is a really bad idea.53
3702. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video On Board with Mike Hawthorne at Le Mans 1956 | D-type Jaguar
#2 Not from me lol as about a year after you ceased to be non existent, I also burst into a world that wasn't prepared for me. I did nip out a couple of times when I was a foetus, opened the bedroom window scaled the drainpipe down into the garden, crossed the lawn and went to a store that was open 24 hours where a guy was pulling the shutter down, "Sorry we're closed" he'd say..."What do you mean closed" I said "The sign says open 24 hours?" he looked down at my slimy frame and said "Not in a row!" I snatched the shutter pole from his hand and beat him to death with it as I figured I wouldn't get caught as I didn't have any finger prints yet. Then I ran back to my Mother who hadn't noticed I had been out and slid back inside. A few months later and with the slap of a midwifes hand I entered the world and life was never going to be the same again. In my garden at home we had a quicksand box I was an only child..................................eventually.
as about a year after you ceased to be non existent, I also burst into a world that wasn't prepared for me. I did nip out a couple of times when I was a foetus, opened the bedroom window scaled the drainpipe down into the garden, crossed the lawn and went to a store that was open 24 hours where a guy was pulling the shutter down, "Sorry we're closed" he'd say..."What do you mean closed" I said "The sign says open 24 hours?" he looked down at my slimy frame and said "Not in a row!" I snatched the shutter pole from his hand and beat him to death with it as I figured I wouldn't get caught as I didn't have any finger prints yet. Then I ran back to my Mother who hadn't noticed I had been out and slid back inside. A few months later and with the slap of a midwifes hand I entered the world and life was never going to be the same again. In my garden at home we had a quicksand box I was an only child..................................eventually. 53
3703. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video On Board with Mike Hawthorne at Le Mans 1956 | D-type Jaguar
Wow a piece of film almost as old as Thunders lol
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3704. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Gentle Pony Helps Girl Who Falls Off After Fence Jump
If you are going to ride a horse you are going to fall off sometimes. Like the fence, get over it.
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3705. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Whale Watchers Get Up Close And Personal With Giant Humpback Whale
Where's is Willy?
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3706. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video After His Mom Dies, Son Takes Apart Her Workbench And Discovers Something Special
Pretty sure I submitted this about a month ago...
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3707. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Verizon Hum Rider rises above traffic
If that became an everyday occurrence all drivers would carry long spiky sticks and stab the basterds as they went over.
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3708. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 744 KMH 462 MPH THE WORLD´S FASTEST RC MODEL TURBINE JET / GUINNESS NEW WORLD RECORD 2016
This has been on Snotr before but worth a re-view.
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3709. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video What It's Like To Ride The World's Fastest Zip Line!
And??? We still don't know what it's like to ride the worlds longest zip wire
I have to say boyoo I can't understand after four years why this is still the fastest zip wire IN THE WORLD!! This is in fecking North Wales for goodness sake and the only reason for going there. Come on World buck your idea's up, surly someone has got a big slope they would use!!
I have to say boyoo I can't understand after four years why this is still the fastest zip wire IN THE WORLD!! This is in fecking North Wales for goodness sake and the only reason for going there. Come on World buck your idea's up, surly someone has got a big slope they would use!!
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3710. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Hong Kong's escalator reverses in motion, injuring at least 18 people
An escalator stopped in a local department store and twelve people were stranded for over an hour before they got it started again.
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3711. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video World's Biggest Chainsaw vs Ancient Salvaged Redwood
#3 Somethings shouldn't be...............................rushed
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3712. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video When you learn other languages
You seem like a nice boy to me Billy Must be a Nanny Goat! if you don't know what a Nanny Goat was, maybe you shouldn't Google it
Must be a Nanny Goat! if you don't know what a Nanny Goat was, maybe you shouldn't Google it 53
3713. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Automatic Bullseye, MOVING DARTBOARD
Well I guess someone had to do it, now that it's done, move on
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3714. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The BMW Isetta Is the Strangest BMW of All Time
A very condescending squeaky review, If the bubble car had bubble hands it would have punched him in the kneecaps.
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3715. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Squirrel tries to get in cat door, cat says "no!"
Half the cat flap seal is missing already (probably the squirrel), not looking good for the other half
I know squirrels and knowing squirrels as I doHe'll be back
I know squirrels and knowing squirrels as I do
He'll be back53
3716. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Ben Hur is back
I'd love to see how he explains that to a traffic cop
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3717. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Cell Division Time lapse
#2 Well Mrs Bigdishrag kinda looks to me like you have just had a really girly bottom spanking telling off from your curator. I suggest Handbags at dawn.
Personally I thought it was very educational watching how a world cup football deteriorates when exposed to Suxi's breath.
Personally I thought it was very educational watching how a world cup football deteriorates when exposed to Suxi's breath.
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3718. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The Leonardo Da Vinci bridge
I'm thinking bridge builder when he grows up, just a wild guess.
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3719. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Wolves running on the highway
#4 They were obviously British Canadian wolves.
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3720. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Hong Kong's escalator reverses in motion, injuring at least 18 people
OOOu nightmare !!!
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3721. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Rowan Atkinson - Invisible Drum Kit
And to think at this time Mr Bean was still a boy. I think the actual drummer should be given some credit for this as well
I think the actual drummer should be given some credit for this as well53
3722. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Catching a Real Ball in Virtual Reality
Wow that was exciting and nobody threw an egg
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3723. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Amazing Drawing On a Blackboard
When I go to Galleries now I take a felt tipped pen and name the unnamed painting's, Here's a list from April I'm sure you will have seen some of them :-
1) Piece of shite laying on a pavement
2) $1.2 mil The artist saw you coming you moron.
3) Four year old's scribble
4) what I use to get excess paint off my brush
5) Some idiot is going to pay good money for this and it only took me 28 seconds
6) 33 seconds by above artist
7) 45 seconds you might be noticing a pattern here but that's purly by accident
8) Ring.........left by my coffee cup while thinking what to paint
9) White horizontal line That's all I could think of today
10) Red horizontal line Today I feel inspired
11) Splashes of colour, must move the sink further away from my easel
12) Pooh on canvas must move my toilet nearer to my easel
13) OMG I hope this painting doesn't appear on a list at number 13....AAAAHHH!!
I've been to three galleries in May already and only got thrown out of two of them, but I'm sure you don't want my May list
1) Piece of shite laying on a pavement
2) $1.2 mil The artist saw you coming you moron.
3) Four year old's scribble
4) what I use to get excess paint off my brush
5) Some idiot is going to pay good money for this and it only took me 28 seconds
6) 33 seconds by above artist
7) 45 seconds you might be noticing a pattern here but that's purly by accident
8) Ring.........left by my coffee cup while thinking what to paint
9) White horizontal line That's all I could think of today
10) Red horizontal line Today I feel inspired
11) Splashes of colour, must move the sink further away from my easel
12) Pooh on canvas must move my toilet nearer to my easel
13) OMG I hope this painting doesn't appear on a list at number 13....AAAAHHH!!
I've been to three galleries in May already and only got thrown out of two of them, but I'm sure you don't want my May list
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3724. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How long does it take to read Amazon Kindle's terms and conditions?
Well that's bordering on excessive. I wonder if they give you that to read on your first day working for kindle "Just familiarize yourself with this while we get you a logged on to the system and have your ID badge made....oh yes and if you can think of anything we've missed out just make a note of it on the blank pages at the back"
I wonder if they give you that to read on your first day working for kindle "Just familiarize yourself with this while we get you a logged on to the system and have your ID badge made....oh yes and if you can think of anything we've missed out just make a note of it on the blank pages at the back" 53
3725. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Amazing Drawing On a Blackboard
She's a witch a bloody talented one.
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3726. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video James Randi: Scientists Fooled by a Match Box Trick
Some of the most intelligent people I know have very little common sense. If it wasn't in a book they read they don't know about it.
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3727. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video What happens when you leave a tetherball in the forest
#7 Neither do they, it just keeps coming back it's mesmerising to them, it's like magic you know.
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3728. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Dashcam Shows Student Juggles to Prove Sobriety to Police
I remember when I used to play pool when I was a lot younger, I always played much better when I'd had a couple of pints, so this sobriety test probably shouldn't be totally relied upon lol
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3729. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Escaping From Cops Using Magic - How To Drink In Public
It looked staged to me but I'm being sceptical this morning as it's the 8th of May you know.
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3730. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Never forget to think outside the box
#11 But then again, It isn't easy when it isn't hard.
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3731. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video What happens when you leave a tetherball in the forest
#2 Rams are born Angry, hungry and Angry.
Leave him alone he'll play for hours. Interesting how he soon picks up the rhythm of the swinging ball considering he won't have come across anything like it before, he'll be quite a practiced nutter when he meet his next rival.
Leave him alone he'll play for hours. Interesting how he soon picks up the rhythm of the swinging ball considering he won't have come across anything like it before, he'll be quite a practiced nutter when he meet his next rival.
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3732. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How to beat tight security
Of course a few years ahead of all the above comments we have explosions in clubs, cinema's, parties by idiots who have taken guns and explosives into these places so I sure hope security has had a kick up it's backside.
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3733. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This Wild Pig Has Fangs That Can Pierce Its Own Skull
That's one stupid pig. The teeth curl round and eventually pierce the skull, but they don't use the teeth to fight with even though they are brittle and would probably break off stopping them piece their skull. And the females well! they have lousy taste in pork.
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3734. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Cockatoo finding out he is going to the vet
600lbs per square inch biting power the umbrella Cockatoo. Wonderful bird though this one and so animated. I used to have an African Grey with a similar nip, and had a couple of blue Macaws for a while.
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3735. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Burglars Caught in the Act
Or were they already in trying to get out? They obviously had a collective fear of catching that cough.
They obviously had a collective fear of catching that cough. 53
3736. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Never forget to think outside the box
#9 Seems like it yes! Do you think you might be aiming too high? The problem in life is if you spend time looking for the woman of your dreams, invariably she will be looking for the man of hers.
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3737. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Beautiful Iceland
Beautiful place just don't mention the whaling
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3738. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Farmer sprays manure all over protesters trespassing on his land
I know one of those protesters his name is Phew Phew Barney Mcgrew.
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3739. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Eric Barone breaks his own mountain bike speed record
I watched this video because I thought it read 'Eric Barone breaks his own Mountain bike' Then I find it's another fecking speed record aaahhh!! He might have made a new record but the slope helped
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3740. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Never forget to think outside the box
#7 What if the friend you once saved the life of is the love of your life and an old lady. Should have gone to Specsavers.
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3741. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Amazon Alexa Gone Wild!
Just imagine if Alexa had added "Oh not again your father asked for this three times today already"
#6 When you are a JJ you have to make predictions and sometimes they are wrong! Although #3 on that video virtually fell for it. It was the most obvious and poorly executed trick, It stands for Watch Someone Explain It I Did Know. You put an extra e in there and missed out an i by the way. I'm guessing by your mistake that it is definitely just the legless robot you are not familiar with
#6 When you are a JJ you have to make predictions and sometimes they are wrong! Although #3 on that video virtually fell for it. It was the most obvious and poorly executed trick, It stands for Watch Someone Explain It I Did Know. You put an extra e in there and missed out an i by the way. I'm guessing by your mistake that it is definitely just the legless robot you are not familiar with
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3742. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This Magic Trick Will Leave You Stunned!
#4 Oou no.
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3743. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Amazon Alexa Gone Wild!
#1 Which technology were you not familiar with the dildo or the legless robot.
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3744. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This Magic Trick Will Leave You Stunned!
This trick was on BGT last year and everyone was amazed including me UNTIL I went on Youtube. The trick is so simple and can either be purchased online for under a tenner or you can make your own which I did. It does look very impressive but it really isn't and this guy was very lucky that it hadn't already been shown elsewhere as he wouldn't have got through on BGT. Changing the Notes were very clever close of hand tricks and much more difficult to do.... His wife is gorgeous
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3745. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Flippin’ amazing!
#3 What even Sargent Pepper?
#4 Really what about Penguins?
#4 Really what about Penguins?
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3746. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Flippin’ amazing!
Some records are just stupid.. The longest spinning slam dunk from a mini trampoline!!! What next The longest spinning slam dunk from a mini trampoline with one spring missing wearing odd socks a balaclava while chewing gum, with an erection on a Tuesday during a leap year? kin stupid
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3747. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Air Force One New York City Flyby
So fecking what.
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3748. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video CHRIS RAMSAY // STREET MAGIC (At the Fair)
I worked out most of those, the only one that stumped me was the ring on the shoulder trick how on earth did he do that? (wseiidk)
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3749. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Woman Escapes After Being Kidnapped, Locked In Trunk Of Her Car
#1 Maybe if nothing else it has drawn to our attention that there might be a release lever in the trunk (Boot if you are British) of the car that you have just been bundled into?
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3750. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Freeline Skates are Strangely Awesome
#4 I know you are chasing Burimi's 59 but this is like cheating lol
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3751. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Freeline Skates are Strangely Awesome
Come on admin this was on Snotr only 44 days ago and also posted by Thunders?
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3752. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Migingo: The Iron clad Island. The most densely populated island in Africa
Looked to be a few unfriendly faces on that island, makes you glad to have space, grass, trees and silence. I would hate to live there.
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3753. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video A Rabbi, a Priest and an Atheist Smoke Weed Together
What a great group of people. I really liked the Black guy, very cool, very honest, I could talk with him, we have a lot in common apart from the homosexuality, we are the same.
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3754. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Amtrak Snow-mo Collision
Ironic that the video was uploaded by Thundersnow.
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3755. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Primitive Technology: Firesticks
#6 I don't think I will, because if I did I would die.
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3756. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Primitive Technology: Firesticks
In the event that I go out in the wilderness I'm going to get a really big backpack and carry this guy around with me.
If I made this this video the hut would look like a car wreckage, I'd get blisters from the wet stick that I wouldn't be able to get dry, as I wouldn't be able to find a rock to dry it out on and anyway it would be raining. The blisters would get infected and I would die and that mosquito heard early in the video would bite my face and neck, the bites would become infected and I would die. The clay outside my car wreck would be soil and would catch fire in the event that I was able to make a fire. So I wouldn't be able to make a little pot to take out of the stream so I would get really thirsty and die or the stream would be directly down stream of a nuclear waste plant making the water radio active which I would drink and I would die, basically if I didn't take the guy with me in a large backpack I would die. I may not got to the wilderness.
If I made this this video the hut would look like a car wreckage, I'd get blisters from the wet stick that I wouldn't be able to get dry, as I wouldn't be able to find a rock to dry it out on and anyway it would be raining. The blisters would get infected and I would die and that mosquito heard early in the video would bite my face and neck, the bites would become infected and I would die. The clay outside my car wreck would be soil and would catch fire in the event that I was able to make a fire. So I wouldn't be able to make a little pot to take out of the stream so I would get really thirsty and die or the stream would be directly down stream of a nuclear waste plant making the water radio active which I would drink and I would die, basically if I didn't take the guy with me in a large backpack I would die. I may not got to the wilderness.
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3757. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Accident semi-trailer car carrier truck crash
That's got to be one of the most expensive single vehicle crashes ever, I could weep.
Reminds me of the time I was hitch hiking and got picked up by one of those car carriers carrying twenty brand new cars. I climbed up into the truck and the guy said "I don't have too much room in here, why don't you get into one of the cars" so I did. He was really into picking up people and he picked nineteen more, we all had our own cars. Then he went at ninety miles an hour and we all got speeding tickets.
Reminds me of the time I was hitch hiking and got picked up by one of those car carriers carrying twenty brand new cars. I climbed up into the truck and the guy said "I don't have too much room in here, why don't you get into one of the cars" so I did. He was really into picking up people and he picked nineteen more, we all had our own cars. Then he went at ninety miles an hour and we all got speeding tickets.
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3758. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Kid Disappears In Brick Wall Prank
Hello stranger who I have never met before, would you look after my child??
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3759. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Is This Dolphin Speaking English?
Somehow it just doesn't seem right and mimicking a sound! well yes parrots do that but that doesn't mean you are having a conversation with them they are usually simply associating an action, object or sound with their own. You couldn't have a conversation with a human if they hadn't gone to school learnt the alphabet, words sentences and rudimentary language.
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3760. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Mélanie presents the weather on TV
Absolutely wonderful and what a beautiful young lady she is. They should give her a regular spot.
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3761. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Hilarious Jack Russell Goes Crazy with Excitement at Crufts 2017!
Great place Crufts, I've been several times.
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3762. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Girl Makes Dolphin Laugh
But is it laughing??
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3763. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Truck crashes into side of house
Where was all the swearing?
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3764. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The most luxurious motor homes and buses in the world
I just think it's important to know what you can actually spend your money on when you all make it.
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3765. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The sound of XVIIIth century Paris
I don't think the streets would be that tidy either, there would have been a lot of pooh and whis around not to mention. The French were not known for their sanitation, still not in parts lol.
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3766. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Helicopter pilots grab RC-plane from a tree
A bit swearey but cool.
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3767. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How truthful are calorie counts?
#5 WTF get out of here. This is a pimp free zone!
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3768. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 1956 Refrigerator Commercial
I don't know who filled the fridge but my goodness they have terrible OCD.
And that BIG BIG freezer! wow was it small lol.
Very true though there were a few features that ought to be replicated today, like the removable door section and the slide out drawers.
And that BIG BIG freezer! wow was it small lol.
Very true though there were a few features that ought to be replicated today, like the removable door section and the slide out drawers.
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3769. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Mobula Rays belly flop to attract a mate - Shark: Episode 2 Preview - BBC One
Gotta be worth a try..... I wonder if they have a good look around while they are out of the water and wonder what it's like out there.
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3770. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The sound of XVIIIth century Paris
So if I've got this right back in XV111 Paris, the French were invisible.
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3771. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This video is not in reverse
#18 Foxy chops, my star shines bright enough to dazzle you, and really if you think about it, that's all that matters.
#19 Very glad I managed to cheer up what was probably a very drab day in health care Thunders. I'm guessing, if French, the poor sod is probably still typing the introduction into Google Translator and getting a very sore patch on the forehead with all the scratching lol. I too hope he or she will return when the meds have taken effect.
#19 Very glad I managed to cheer up what was probably a very drab day in health care Thunders. I'm guessing, if French, the poor sod is probably still typing the introduction into Google Translator and getting a very sore patch on the forehead with all the scratching lol. I too hope he or she will return when the meds have taken effect.
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3772. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Animated map reveals the 550,000 miles of cable hidden under the ocean that power the internet
So if your boat sinks at least you have the knowledge that you are heading for the bottom and the internet.
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3773. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 10 Egg Tricks
I love eggs, sadly I'm the only one in the house that does.
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3774. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This video is not in reverse
#16 Oh my goodness your powers of subtraction are incredible, new person on the site attached link to French video, they are French OMG genius Vous êtes un renard incroyable.
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3775. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video What it's like to ride a bicycle with 100 km/h winds
I was going to say, I bet they have to be careful about flying debris, but maybe flying bikes would be more of a worry.
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3776. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video VIntage Reuge erotic automaton musical pocket watch
A porn pocket watch.
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3777. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Comic Relief: Watch the Hilarious Video Parodying CNN’s Fake News
#5 Took your advice, focused then three seconds in my eyes started to glaze over. Any other idea's? By the way you need to read my comment at 14 on the reverse video above.
#6 Thinking about it maybe Shatire would be better.
#6 Thinking about it maybe Shatire would be better.
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3778. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This video is not in reverse
#6 Welcome azertyfr. We are going to have problems with your name I'm afraid, so if it's Okay with you we'll call you Steve. If you are a Sheila we'll call you Sheila, please advice asap as it's better to get these things sorted early on.
On the page today we have:-
1) the fox (by the way these aren't in order of greatness otherwise the fox would be well down the list) and his pooh smells funny.
2) ringmaster he works in a circus
3) holdu, don't know anything about her, probably in some kind of a religious sect
4) Burimi what can I say, currently unemployed spends all his time putting crappy video's on this site so he can have 59 at the side of his name, his hobby is calling me Mr Perfect twice in some comments.
5) That's me Hello. As the JJ I'm known for my one line put downs, giving newcomers better names than they managed to think up themselves, As the Judge It's my job to keep law and order on this site and when people fall out of line, I am the keeper of the great book (which hopefully you won't get to know) where you can be banished. I have also been unjustly threatened with suspension TWICE by admin once for something I can't remember (probably violent behaviour or giving myself positions that don't exist ) and the second time by a misunderstanding of my humour which was cleared up, beers were had, lots of kisses with tongues and now it's all good, until next time.
7) thundersnow, my once time lover and the mother to several imaginary babies of mine. Recently she has developed a taste for smelly pooh and can be seen knocking about with the fox (Only dog knows why?) Thunders is probably the biggest threat to Burimi as she too spends a lot of time, when she should be working! uploading video's to Snotr
11 BooTheGoose, Your guess is as good as mine, if pressed I would say farmyard animal worrier!! but don't really know.
13 ChuckMaurice, Chucky would like you to think he was once in Enter the Dragon with BruceLea but would like you to forget that he did get his ass kicked in that film, his full name is 'Chucky magic our Maurice' but due to Snotr's digit restrictions he had to stick with what you see, you can call him Magic or 'Our' if you wish.
Well there are obviously lots of other members who haven't commented today, most are as boring as feck, but should you need any intro's as they pop up, just let JJ know.
On the page today we have:-
1) the fox (by the way these aren't in order of greatness otherwise the fox would be well down the list) and his pooh smells funny.
2) ringmaster he works in a circus
3) holdu, don't know anything about her, probably in some kind of a religious sect
4) Burimi what can I say, currently unemployed spends all his time putting crappy video's on this site so he can have 59 at the side of his name, his hobby is calling me Mr Perfect twice in some comments.
5) That's me Hello
. As the JJ I'm known for my one line put downs, giving newcomers better names than they managed to think up themselves, As the Judge It's my job to keep law and order on this site and when people fall out of line, I am the keeper of the great book (which hopefully you won't get to know) where you can be banished. I have also been unjustly threatened with suspension TWICE by admin once for something I can't remember (probably violent behaviour or giving myself positions that don't exist ) and the second time by a misunderstanding of my humour which was cleared up, beers were had, lots of kisses with tongues and now it's all good, until next time.7) thundersnow, my once time lover and the mother to several imaginary babies of mine. Recently she has developed a taste for smelly pooh and can be seen knocking about with the fox (Only dog knows why?) Thunders is probably the biggest threat to Burimi as she too spends a lot of time, when she should be working! uploading video's to Snotr
11 BooTheGoose, Your guess is as good as mine, if pressed I would say farmyard animal worrier!! but don't really know.
13 ChuckMaurice, Chucky would like you to think he was once in Enter the Dragon with BruceLea but would like you to forget that he did get his ass kicked in that film, his full name is 'Chucky magic our Maurice' but due to Snotr's digit restrictions he had to stick with what you see, you can call him Magic or 'Our' if you wish.
Well there are obviously lots of other members who haven't commented today, most are as boring as feck, but should you need any intro's as they pop up, just let JJ know.
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3779. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Comic Relief: Watch the Hilarious Video Parodying CNN’s Fake News
#2 No Austin the video was Shite it wasn't satire it was Shitire, I turned it off before the end and fell asleep a fifth of the way through your comment for the same reason.
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3780. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This video is not in reverse
#4 You weirdo, everyman does that, unless you are a weirdo a are you unless ,that does everyman ,weirdo you #4
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3781. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How to Peel a Kiwi or Mango
Ah just eat the fecking peel. and the Avacardo stone, fecking gorgeous a bit chompy but gorgeous .
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3782. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video America first... Slovenia second
Hey he used a sloppy seconds comment, I've heard that somewhere before.
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3783. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Motor Vehicles and Mother Russia 2012
So lets sum this up. If you drive in Russia you better be prepared to avoid 1) low flying military aircraft 2)Horses on zebra crossings 3)Bits of cars 4) bit's of lorries 5) whole cars 6) whole lorries 7) motor bikes 8) People who might want to stop you so they can sleep on your car 9) Telegraph poles 10) Poles from Poland who are lost 11) Bit's of space station 12) Trams 13) Flying luggage 14) Bullets 15) Snow 16) beach buggies that have tipped onto the rear wheels 17) Car's with hay on them 18) Anything and everything that might be coming at you in your own lane in either good light or at night 19) People trying to overtake you using a field AND the most imporant thing of all to avoid when driving in Russia.....and that's Driving in Russia.
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3784. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Cooking burgers may not be a human job for much longer if "Flippy" has its way.
I can just see in about twenty years time when these things are everywhere and a few customers have been maimed by berserk flipper machines that have been fitted with the wrong fuse and someone will say "You know what, I bet we could train a person to do this"
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3785. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Just another day in Russia
Sometimes being in the most obvious spot makes you the most invisible.
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3786. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Strange place for sunbathing
#6 You actually looked didn't you ?
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3787. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The World's biggest bonfire! Slinningsbålet 2016
Two points:-
What a waste of pallets, that's someone's business right there.
155.5 feet that isn't a bonfire that sounds more like a challenge,
What a waste of pallets, that's someone's business right there.
155.5 feet that isn't a bonfire that sounds more like a challenge,
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3788. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Meanwhile in China...
Someone should shout "Hey somebody else might want one of those"
I was in a supermarket checkout yesterday trying to buy that little triangular thing that separates your things from the persons in front "But I need this!, You don't know what's it's like where I live!!"
I was in a supermarket checkout yesterday trying to buy that little triangular thing that separates your things from the persons in front "But I need this!, You don't know what's it's like where I live!!"
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3789. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Watch This Guy Build a Massive Solar System in the Desert | Short Film Showcase
Houston have we got a problem? I've just counted four new video's shown today that have been on Snotr befour?
#$ Thunders when did you submit this video?
#$ Thunders when did you submit this video?
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3790. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Sticky Falls
I'm not going to mention it but this video is familiar too.
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3791. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Fish combines art and engineering to attract a female
This has also been on snotr before I submitted it about two/three years ago.
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3792. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Strange place for sunbathing
This was on Snotr years ago. I pointed out that all wind turbines are manned and have a cabin inside with a single bed and tv, microwave and basic cooking facilities and that my mate or worked for the company slept in different ones ever a 72 hour shift.
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3793. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Bunny Eats A Flower
#10 No snakes generally.
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3794. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Flawless jump!
and it was going so well
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3795. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Parking a car...in China
#6 OOOuu you're a bit of an animal.
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3796. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 25 beer cans halved
I thought I'd have a go at this, but only had red wine bottles, as I moved on from beer years ago, lager years before that. I lined up twenty five wine bottles on the kitchen worktop, got a broom handle as I'm not trusted with samurai swords after the incident with the postman and that letter that came back FOUR TIMES!!!. I lined the brush handle up against the middle of the bottles and made a practice sweep for angle adjustment. Then happy that I was on target, went for it ...........................................................wait for it!
Incredibly I removed twenty five one inch glass rings from the middle of twenty five wine bottle. which I am now using as transparent napkin rings. The top halves of the bottles all landed perfectly back onto the bottom half of the bottles and the friction of my sweep obviously caused so much immediate heat, that the two halves of the bottles fused back together and not a drop of wine was lost.
I think it's going to be a good day.
Incredibly I removed twenty five one inch glass rings from the middle of twenty five wine bottle. which I am now using as transparent napkin rings. The top halves of the bottles all landed perfectly back onto the bottom half of the bottles and the friction of my sweep obviously caused so much immediate heat, that the two halves of the bottles fused back together and not a drop of wine was lost.
I think it's going to be a good day.
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3797. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video If the Moon were at the same distance as the ISS
Forgetting tidal waves and gravitational issues lets assume they don't happen, just imagine seeing that big fecker coming over while you are having a picnic.
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3798. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Parking a car...in China
Hilarious how the guy who squeezed their car in the narrow gap for them then got in the car that was in the way and drove off .
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3799. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How the Irish row a boat
I think that's also called group sex.
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3800. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Accidental jam on the Moscow subway
Man those Russians........... can't sing lol. Made me think though the hours I'have spent stretching my hands around the necks of various guitars maybe I should have taken up the mandolin or Balalaika what a lovely thin neck. Then again Chunky finger syndrome might be a slight problem.
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3801. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Bunny Eats A Flower
#4 I have Bunny experience more so than bunny expertise.
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3802. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video What its like to have a pet fox
#10 Anyway..........................
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3803. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Crouching tiger, flying tiger
That is one pissed off Tiger.
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3804. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Fat Cute Cat Going Under Door
Broke every bone in it's body
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3805. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Bunny Eats A Flower
He's a Rex, beautifully shaped head and amazingly dense coat, my favourite bunny.
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3806. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video What its like to have a pet fox
#6 No don't worry about me, I'll leave you two to it, I'm not into sloppy seconds.
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3807. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How to stop on a longboard
#10 The secret is to die young as late as possible
I plan to live forever....so far so good.
I plan to live forever....so far so good.
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3808. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Feisty Snake Slithers into Internet Cafe
The snake was overcome by the overwhelming smell of internet café users crapped pants.
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3809. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video What its like to have a pet fox
Beautiful creatures and their most redeeming feature, much like the one on Snotr, that Thunders is obviously trying to attract, is that their pooh absolutely stinks.
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3810. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Footage of North Korean missile launch fail
#15 What the feck is a DEAT have you contracted rabies again ?
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3811. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Germany From Above
Such a beautiful country born from the pain, death, cruelty and horror of it's past.
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3812. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video No ordinary commute.
#2 Played chess?
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3813. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Now he's feline fine!
I would change his name to Bjorn, because Just like the Borg he has adapted .
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3814. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Ferrofluid in a Bottle
#1 Well seconds but they would seem Endless
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3815. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Time ft. Neil deGrasse Tyson
I can never make my mind up whether I like Neil DGT he's very arrogant but entertaining video.
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3816. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The Mummification Process
#6 Oh come on Thunders surly you didn't fancy the Mummy guy. I thought you had hit a new low with the fox but dead, bandaged, and covered in resin, that's got to be as low as you can go
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3817. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video TOP 10 Crosswind and Scary Aircraft Landings
I've seen some of those pilots driving home...all over the road they were.
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3818. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Footage of North Korean missile launch fail
#10 11 12 13 JJ put's his own fingers down his own throat
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3819. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Motocross Biker Attempts One of The Most Insane Jump Ever
I bet his testicles were under his chin after that. Who needs ski's when you've got a motorbike.
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3820. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Footage of North Korean missile launch fail
#6 Good camera bet you'll be replacing the lens quite quickly though. Good £370 worth of kit.
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3821. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The Mummification Process
Obviously had too much time on their hands and no television. Mind you five Arch Bishops have just been found under Lambeth Palace dating back from the 17th century, been forgotten about apparently.
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3822. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Footage of North Korean missile launch fail
On a serious note I was reading yesterday that the North Koreans think that the fat lads Dad was born on a mountain top and night immediately turned to day, he learned to drive at the age of three, he invented the beef burger and gave it to the world. and that they shouldn't worry if they didn't have meat as sawdust was just as nutritious. He apparently was so disciplined and in tune with his own body that he never had to go to the toilet.
You may also remember a year or so back that the population was told that the North Korean football team was invited to play in the world cup without needing to qualify and they won ten nil.
I have to say I feel so sorry for the people living in that country under that fecking Idiot and his inbreds and the sooner they are 'sorted out' the better.
You may also remember a year or so back that the population was told that the North Korean football team was invited to play in the world cup without needing to qualify and they won ten nil.
I have to say I feel so sorry for the people living in that country under that fecking Idiot and his inbreds and the sooner they are 'sorted out' the better.
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3823. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video GF Thinks Smart Water Makes You Smarter
#7 Absolutely, all their video's are basically the same. They have come up with this routein and I have to say in isolation they are quite convincing, she does a good job of appearing stupid, dumb and in need of a lobotomy reversal.
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3824. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Woodpecker hitches ride through Chicago
I wonder what happened to woody.
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3825. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Wrong place to fall asleep
You would think that Russians would laugh in Russian but NO! they laugh in English how odd.
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3826. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Gardening skills
He looks like the late Roy Kinnear.
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3827. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video DURBAN South Beach BAD WEATHER
When I was a boy I'd spend my time
sitting by the bank of of the rive Tyne
Watching those ships going down the line
They were leaving, leaving leaving leaving free
Now.... everybody #1
sitting by the bank of of the rive Tyne
Watching those ships going down the line
They were leaving, leaving leaving leaving free
Now.... everybody #1
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3828. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Meanwhile in Russia...
Tis but a flesh wound.
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3829. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video One legged sword fighter
Tis but a scratch, Oh yer running away hey, you yellow barsteard come back I'll bite your leg off.
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3830. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Things you can say about ___ but not your girlfriend
Well I have to say I am a little surprised at the negatives on my #3 above as I took all those from Fox'ies facebook page. Not at all surprised at the #4 comment.
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3831. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Don’t forget the handbrake!
#12 That would be 'going home by foot' or 'walking home' Make a note of it in your correct English note book
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3832. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Quick thinking and reflexes can save your life
#8 So that's one advantage of being short.
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3833. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Somewhere in Norway
#4 I had to see my doctor with that that.
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3834. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Things you can say about ___ but not your girlfriend
Funny but didn't warrant the American Audience Hysteria. That was what you could say about the show but not your girlfriend.
Now this is going to go in your mouth right down your throat and into your small intestine. Something your Gastroscopy technician might say to you but not your girlfriend, unless she was next for the procedure.
Now I'm going to put this up your bottom and make a video! As above at a colonoscopy clinic.
OMG The opening is massive and full of hot air. Something you might say to a Balloon pilot but not your girlfriend
I've just put it in and now it's bleeding. Something your garage might say to you after replacing your breaking system but not your girlfriend.
I'm afraid the nipple snapped off. Something your mechanic might say to you but not your girlfriend
I'm sorry but I don't eat the crust. Something you might say to your baker but not your girlfriend
It smells of fish. Something you might say to the fishmonger but not your girlfriend
Well it looks like a prawn what does it taste like?. Something you again might say to your fishmonger but not your girlfriend
I've been down there had a close look and I'm sure they are crabs. Something you might say on your way back from the rock pool, but not to your girlfriend
I've never eaten one with hair on it before. Something you might say at a rabbit lunch party. but not to your girlfriend.
Well I didn't think I could come this way. Something you could say to your new Sat Nav but not your girlfriend
It looks like fun but what if I fall and land on my cock. Something you could say to your mate while on a tightrope with chickens underneath but not your girllfriend.
Now this is going to go in your mouth right down your throat and into your small intestine. Something your Gastroscopy technician might say to you but not your girlfriend, unless she was next for the procedure.
Now I'm going to put this up your bottom and make a video! As above at a colonoscopy clinic.
OMG The opening is massive and full of hot air. Something you might say to a Balloon pilot but not your girlfriend
I've just put it in and now it's bleeding. Something your garage might say to you after replacing your breaking system but not your girlfriend.
I'm afraid the nipple snapped off. Something your mechanic might say to you but not your girlfriend
I'm sorry but I don't eat the crust. Something you might say to your baker but not your girlfriend
It smells of fish. Something you might say to the fishmonger but not your girlfriend
Well it looks like a prawn what does it taste like?. Something you again might say to your fishmonger but not your girlfriend
I've been down there had a close look and I'm sure they are crabs. Something you might say on your way back from the rock pool, but not to your girlfriend
I've never eaten one with hair on it before. Something you might say at a rabbit lunch party. but not to your girlfriend.
Well I didn't think I could come this way. Something you could say to your new Sat Nav but not your girlfriend
It looks like fun but what if I fall and land on my cock. Something you could say to your mate while on a tightrope with chickens underneath but not your girllfriend.
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3835. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Close call
#3 This was probably on TEST DAY last Wednesday, when between 10am and 3pm commercial vehicles and the emergency services (BUT NOT TAXI's) did the trial switch to the right in the UK. Ready for the switch proper next Monday. It's not obvious from the video but I'm guessing that the vehicle recording this is probably a taxi disgruntled that they weren't included in the test. There was speculation in the newspapers a couple of weeks ago that something like this might occur, thankfully it wasn't too serious on this occasion, although a family of four traveling to Luton in a London taxi were hospitalised in the Beaver Tunnel at Clapham east London when a similar thing happened.
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3836. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Inside the Cupola module of the ISS space station
#1 Sadly the problems down here are massive, the planet is fine it's the fecking occupants that are the problem.
I was just thinking, imagine what the planet would have looked like, if the space station had been around during the world wars. Then imagine what it will look like if North Korea keep pissing around with their nuclear weapons and Russia keeps sidling up with Syria.
I was just thinking, imagine what the planet would have looked like, if the space station had been around during the world wars. Then imagine what it will look like if North Korea keep pissing around with their nuclear weapons and Russia keeps sidling up with Syria.
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3837. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Don’t forget the handbrake!
#6 Are you sure? I thought it was goods vehicles, emergency services and licenced taxis.
Look at the position of the poor guys hands during the last ten seconds of the video, that is the position of despair
I have one question re the above video, why oh why oh why did the video not continue to the end and why wasn't there a video of them when they got to the car (okay two questions).
Look at the position of the poor guys hands during the last ten seconds of the video, that is the position of despair
I have one question re the above video, why oh why oh why did the video not continue to the end and why wasn't there a video of them when they got to the car (okay two questions).
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3838. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Animal shelter with around 50 cats gets pet food and they all come to eat it
Ah the green and white one didn't get any.
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3839. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Freezing rain accident
It's Bitch hill.
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3840. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Thousands of Birds Flying Out of Truck
Ah so the little bastards don't fly from Africa after all!! I always thought they were cheating.
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3841. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Man Gives Water to Dehydrated Wolf
Fox, Wolf, wild dog, bison doesn't matter, it was great to see someone being nice to something for a change. Well done that man.
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3842. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Badger Buries Entire Cow
Imagine walking over that in a couple of weeks time and falling in. or worse still setting up a picnic on top of it.
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3843. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Scuba instructor pulls kitchen knife out of shark's head in Cayman
Now they need another scuba diver to remove the chef from inside the shark.
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3844. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video A Dog's Day at Halesowen Town v Skelmersdale United
Yet another reason why beagles are chosen for medical experimentation. It's a joke but come on mark me down mark me down.
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3845. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Duluth Skate
#5 I don't like any of the comments
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3846. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Quick Thinking Jeweler Locked a Suspected Thief Inside safe
Gosh I bet she spent all of five minutes thinking that one up, what a stupid woman. I wonder what her sentence will be.
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3847. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video water bottle prank
Proof if proof were needed that even little old ladies can be evil mother feckers. The only curious thing is the evil old lady seems to have wet hair hair to start with which tends to make me wonder if 'Fix' is called for here but then she may have just come out of the shower.
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3848. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video A new advertising campaign in Mexico City's subway system
It must be awful for women to be confronted with men in that way, every morning and evening just going to and from work. It makes me ashamed to be a man. When I was a young man and didn't have a car, rather than put my girlfriends through any risk in Taxi's home, I used to go with them in the taxi's and return in the taxi or if I was short of cash I'd go with them in the taxi and walk back.
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3849. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Two Parakeet brothers engage in full length conversation
Very tweet....
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3850. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Coming Out As Trans-Everything
#1 Give me your hand Cameramaster...you know I always felt you were from another galaxy and before someone suggests that you might actually be from Uranus which would be unkind, I'd like to suggest that you are in fact from a little planet called Migraineus.
It's also time I came out I'm actually a buttered scone.
It's also time I came out I'm actually a buttered scone.
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3851. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Lawyer Videos Muslim Welfare Queen ScammingOur System
My wish for this planet is that religion will die out once and for all. I am staggered that educated people (less staggered of the ignorant or those living in a one book society) still in 2017 believe in ancient tosh. There is more than enough evidence of the origin of life and it does not require a God to make it so. How many people have wasted their lives fighting and killing over superstitious nonsense. I for one do not want future generations looking back at me like we look back on those who called Witch and others who sacrificed people and animals to prevent the crops failing. It's time that people realised that you are born, you live a life, short or long and then you die and that's it. Maybe if everyone got that into their heads instead of constantly wanting more the world would be a less messed up place to live.
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3852. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Lawyer Videos Muslim Welfare Queen ScammingOur System
#21 Elegantly put Austin and some very useful facts there. I guess first of all Snotr admin maybe shouldn't have allowed this video in the first place.?
The main issue overriding all of this is that when you talk out the USA doing this and the USA doing that, what you are really saying is that the powers that be, in the USA make these decisions and it often has very little to do with the man on the street.
The main issue overriding all of this is that when you talk out the USA doing this and the USA doing that, what you are really saying is that the powers that be, in the USA make these decisions and it often has very little to do with the man on the street.
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3853. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Lawyer Videos Muslim Welfare Queen ScammingOur System
My goodness this has caused a big debate hasn't it. I think #17 You need to get off your high horse and read #14. If these facts are correct then the video above is valid. Like it or like it not the world is loosing patience with Islam and you can understand when this sort of thing occurs (in the video) people are going to get more pissed off than they would if it was a white American loading their car with items to sell on.
One of the problems as I see it and I don't know if this change has occurred in other countries, but previously when some misguided murderer has blown himself up in the name of Islam taking with him or her a group of innocent people, children, women occasionally including some from the Muslim religion, the Muslim population have been slow to condone the act. This is changing certainly in the UK where now Muslims (some) are actively distancing themselves from these morons. When they do in my opinion tensions ease , when they don't tensions increase.
One of the problems as I see it and I don't know if this change has occurred in other countries, but previously when some misguided murderer has blown himself up in the name of Islam taking with him or her a group of innocent people, children, women occasionally including some from the Muslim religion, the Muslim population have been slow to condone the act. This is changing certainly in the UK where now Muslims (some) are actively distancing themselves from these morons. When they do in my opinion tensions ease , when they don't tensions increase.
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3854. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video BASE JUMPING OFF A 1300FT CRANE IN CHINA
IN CHINA are they insane.
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3855. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Drone footage of an explosion in a Ukrainian army ammo depot
You wouldn't have thought that a domestic drone could cause that much damage would you.
We do with a few more video's like this one, only of Syrian bases blowing up next time. or maybe the odd palace?
We do with a few more video's like this one, only of Syrian bases blowing up next time.
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3856. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Super Cooled Nickel Ball in Mercury
Well that has made my mind up, I won't be going to mercury any time soon.
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3857. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 13 Year Old Boy Meets Bart Simpson
Only very slightly creepy
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3858. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Hunting a Fox From an Eagle's POV via a GoPro
#9 the reason they get such a bad press is that they take one but kill all the rest.
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3859. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Just Two Hungry Cats Politely Requesting More Food By Ringing Call Bell
You can ring my bell ell ell ring my bell. The owner must be Pavlovs great grandson with an allergy to dogs.
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3860. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Recycling at its finest
Incredible product with such minimal tools, when needs must.
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3861. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Stan Lee explains the difference between Superman and Thor.
Thor the god of thunder was hanging around in the heavens with Odin the god of War. "I'm bored" he said "I wish I could go back down to earth for just one night" Odin says "Well you can, just this once, but remember these are mortals you are a god be careful" So Thor goes down to earth and meet a woman of the night in a bar, goes back to her place and makes love to her for twelve hours none stop, then he goes back to the heavens. and tells Odin what had happened. Odin was furious "That is terrible" he said I told you they were only mortal, you must go back and apologize immediately" So Thor goes back to earth. find the woman and says "Look I'm really sorry about last night, the thing is I'm Thor, the woman says "You're Thor I can't even Pith"
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3862. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Hunting a Fox From an Eagle's POV via a GoPro
I haven't watched this yet but something tells me I'm REALLY GOING TO ENJOY IT!!
I watched it now I'm sad, it was a real fox or wild cat or something.
I watched it now I'm sad, it was a real fox or wild cat or something.
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3863. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video You don't have to be insane to be British but..
#2 Where are you from exactly?
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3864. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Neighbour Tries to Shoot Down Drone
If I saw a drone buzzing around my property, I would definitely shoot it down.
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3865. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Math Professor Fixes Projector Screen (April Fools Prank)
That's one cool prof.
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3866. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Boeing 777 landing high winds at Amsterdam’s Schipol airport.
#5 OMG that was funny you really are a funny guy .
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3867. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Performing a classic sea shanty.
Anyone spot Captain Birdseye middle right.
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3868. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video World fastest bumper car
Now I am suspicious, not bothered, but suspicious, as I submitted this video the same time that I submitted the 'British Humour' video two up from here? Must be another one of those coincidences If the bunker in the garden video by Colin Furse ever gets accepted that was on the same day too
If nothing else (and assuming this is a coincidence) it does prove that the big players who need a job by the way, get preference over the little players
If the bunker in the garden video by Colin Furse ever gets accepted that was on the same day too If nothing else (and assuming this is a coincidence) it does prove that the big players who need a job by the way, get preference over the little players
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3869. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Glass Armonica at Caramoor
#5 I'm English speaker and known for extracting the urine especially from Greek speakers and philologists
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3870. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video A FICTIVE FLIGHT ABOVE REAL MARS
#5 No the whole idea is just silly. It would be far far cheaper to have another world war, get the population down to the bear minimum and then there would be lots of extra space and empty property down here. It could be all done and dusted by the time the first mars crew got back home.
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3871. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Glass Armonica at Caramoor
#2 No it isn't
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3872. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Glass Armonica at Caramoor
Just checked ebay and they aren't cheap.
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3873. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Construction Robotics SAM 100 OS 2.0
Can you imagine the conversation when the Brickies were first told that there was going to be a new member of the team.
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3874. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Why the Giant Sequoia Needs Fire to Grow
I want to be a ......tree
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3875. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video camera shutter speed matches helicopter`s rotor
Imagine a world where things just flew, because you wanted them to.
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3876. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video British entrepreneur invents, builds and files patent for Iron Man-like flight suit
Looks to me like the main issue here is the necessity for upper body strength to keep the turbines under control. Wouldn't it make more sense to fix them onto a gear based frame worn as part of the suit?
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3877. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Tokyo's impermanent skinny house made to age well with owners
It's small but it grows on you.
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3878. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Weird stuff that women carry in their handbags
#10 The main reason a woman wouldn't want you to go or look inside her bag is that you will immediately realise how untidy she is. There is nothing important or personal in there just makeup brushes and crap oh and receipts for shoes she hasn't bought. All the personal stuff is in her head and she never forgets it.
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3879. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video CBR 1000 vs 125cc SCOOTER ! Racing on a track
Difficult to see what we were watching but very nippy especially on the bends.
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3880. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video A FICTIVE FLIGHT ABOVE REAL MARS
Well I've chosen my spot for another holiday home but I have a sinking feeling that I'm not going to get many takers.
Having watched this animation, fictively speaking, I can't see why on Earth (or Mars) we would want to go there. A year and a half traveling there and back, plus time spent there for a colourless dead planet where we can't even breath without oxygen masks. We might just as well colonise the moon.
Having watched this animation, fictively speaking, I can't see why on Earth (or Mars) we would want to go there. A year and a half traveling there and back, plus time spent there for a colourless dead planet where we can't even breath without oxygen masks. We might just as well colonise the moon.
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3881. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Close call
I think it was a suicide cult, last few members of Branch Davidians religious sect of Waco.
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3882. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Flying fish hunt - The Hunt: Episode 4 preview - BBC One
#8 To be accurate he is actually English.
That last fish was definitely taking the piss and made me wonder if they ever catch a Frigatebird
That last fish was definitely taking the piss and made me wonder if they ever catch a Frigatebird
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3883. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Weird stuff that women carry in their handbags
Condoms! no one has admitted to condoms?
Women's bags are so big these days that they can't find anything. Really frustrating when you are waiting in the rain for car keys (or condoms) Then there is the panic when they can't find their mobile phone WHICH IS ALWAYS THERE!!!! I'm sure if records were checked that the increase of IBS in women is directly comparable to temporary misplacement of mobile phones. Vouchers for 10p off something definitely in there somewhere. And the big one CSL's Coffee Shop Loyalty cards with one stamp missing.
Women's bags are so big these days that they can't find anything. Really frustrating when you are waiting in the rain for car keys (or condoms) Then there is the panic when they can't find their mobile phone WHICH IS ALWAYS THERE!!!! I'm sure if records were checked that the increase of IBS in women is directly comparable to temporary misplacement of mobile phones. Vouchers for 10p off something definitely in there somewhere. And the big one CSL's Coffee Shop Loyalty cards with one stamp missing.
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3884. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video ---(NEW UPDATE IN COMMENTS )--- SNOTR UPDATE
#32 Do us a favour and post a shed load of video's for the next few months. Check all your ratings, watch all the archive video's of the day and get Burimi back to work.
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3885. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Car vs building
Let me guess, his bed ridden, terminally ill father wanted to sit in his car one last time.
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3886. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Woman interrupted during BBC interview
Great parody.
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3887. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video ---(NEW UPDATE IN COMMENTS )--- SNOTR UPDATE
Come on Geekster this is not the way to increase the popularity of Snotr! If you want more people to see the last posted video, post it again and keep posting it. Do it daily for a month if you need to, but think about the people who tune in to see new video's on a daily basis. It seems strange that when you have sent message video's in the past Snotr hasn't stopped around them??
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3888. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video ---(NEW UPDATE IN COMMENTS )--- SNOTR UPDATE
Are we to guess that the system has crashed as there doesn't seem to be any video's today?
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3889. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This musical illusion will blow your mind!
I recognised the tune the first time and it sounded exactly the same to me after the whisper. I'm also exceptionally good at remembering faces, but I'm exceptionally bad at remembering names. I find it staggering that I can hear a song from say thirty or forty years ago and will remember the lyrics and tune exactly as if I've only heard it last week but I now find it difficult to remember things a new Good old long term memory, bad, bad short term memory.
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3890. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video ---(NEW UPDATE IN COMMENTS )--- SNOTR UPDATE
I've just sat through a five minute video that only gave a little more information at 3:15 and 4:27 what was the point? All seems to be working well anyway.
Question will the new system limit the amount of video's uploaded by Beemi per week as he really should be encouraged to go out and get a job.
Question will the new system limit the amount of video's uploaded by Beemi per week as he really should be encouraged to go out and get a job.
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3891. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Limbless PlayStation Gamer Uses Chin And Shoulder To Play
Amazing kid, good luck to him. I can't Australian commentators though, sounds so false.
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3892. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Japan taps into recycled phones for Olympic medals
Fuc a what?
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3893. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Scary Animal Encounter! Wild Cheetah Jumps In Car During Safari!
I tort I tor a putty tat..I did, I did tor a putty tat.
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3894. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Stephen Fry & Hugh Laurie - 'The Headmaster and the Pupil"
I think Stephen Fry is wonderful, Hugh Laurie is okay. Keeping in the theme of the poem expressing my own opinion I didn't find this remotely funny. Stephen looks like he's having one of his panic attacks hence the sweating. I personally think they work better apart now. Stephen has become a national treasure in England (can't speak for Scotland as Nicola Sturgeon seems to be doing that these days).
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3895. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Blackadder's best insults by nationality!
Funny funny and 100% accurate and terrible quality
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3896. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Fukushima-hit towns scramble to clear out wild boars
This little piggy went to Fuk u shima
This little piggy stayed at ohm
This little piggy had radioactive plants for dinner
This little piggy had none
and this little piggy got shot for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
This little piggy stayed at ohm
This little piggy had radioactive plants for dinner
This little piggy had none
and this little piggy got shot for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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3897. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Casually Explained: Evolution III - The Human Player Type
Too busy in the real world I'm afraid.
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3898. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Fry and Laurie - Size Doesn't Count
That was truly awful even for 1987.
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3899. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Hummingbird Pool Party Number Five!
I love hummingbirds I wonder if I installed one of those fountains in my garden if they would come I'm having to make do with Goldfinch this morning. Little known fact about hummingbirds is that they have to eat their own bodyweight in food everyday! They don't need to weigh it though, they just eat another hummingbird.
I'm having to make do with Goldfinch this morning. Little known fact about hummingbirds is that they have to eat their own bodyweight in food everyday! They don't need to weigh it though, they just eat another hummingbird. 53
3900. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How to Tell if a Guy Likes You vs How to Tell if a Girl Likes You
#9 It isn't easy if it isn't hard
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3901. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video John Cleese on 'helping' his depressed mother
#5#6#7 Yes keep your comments like this, I like them very much better than usual.
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3902. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video John Cleese and Rowan Atkinson - Beekeeping
pbbt pbbt pbbt.
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3903. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Intense Moment Brooklyn Police Arrest Man After Chase
He wasn't very nice to his girlfriend either, so I'm thinking twenty years and few visitors
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3904. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Here’s why flights take longer than they did 50 years ago
Well you didn't need a degree to work all that out did you.
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3905. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Dramatic rescue of suicidal woman pulled by her hair to safety
I have to say I find snotr a bit surreal sometimes. Here we have Burimi thinking it was okay to submit a video of a young woman who if the title is correct, was so desperate that she wanted to end her life and comments congratulating him for reaching 59! OMG! The words bad taste and desensitization come to mind.
PLEASE THINK QUALITY NOT QUANTITY!!!!!!!
PLEASE THINK QUALITY NOT QUANTITY!!!!!!!
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3906. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Dust Devils On Mars Seen by NASA's Curiosity Rover
I think that should be classed as life devil or not.
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3907. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Spaghetti-Harvest in Ticino
#6 It's nice to hear a story from you Thunders you should do it more often.
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3908. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Story about EATKARUS
#5 I have a joke here but I can't use it because Joeman wouldn't like it
One he would like is that in that case as of last night I'm a salmon and new potato's
One he would like is that in that case as of last night I'm a salmon and new potato's
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3909. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Tree is so huge it took 126 photos to show it all
The problem as I see it is that after taking 126 photographs of one of the largest trees in the world, they print the picture in the National geographic magazine which is only eight inches tall.
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3910. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Tree is so huge it took 126 photos to show it all
I haven't watch this video yet (I'm about to) but I'm pretty sure I could get it in one.
Shouldn't it have a silly blond comb over at the top?
Shouldn't it have a silly blond comb over at the top?
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3911. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The linden tree
#3 Are you one of those Christian fundamentalist family's by any chance or Amish who have a laptop ?
#5 I'm guessing you have only experienced one of the two? Perhaps the humour is a little over your head? The Tree does smell of (hide you children Joeman) semen, it's on Wikipedia (obviously also not family friendly).
Personally I thought it was hilarious especially Vicky's walk, and the references' to the starchiness of Victorian life, classic comedy.
#5 I'm guessing you have only experienced one of the two? Perhaps the humour is a little over your head? The Tree does smell of (hide you children Joeman) semen, it's on Wikipedia (obviously also not family friendly).
Personally I thought it was hilarious especially Vicky's walk, and the references' to the starchiness of Victorian life, classic comedy.
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3912. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Lava 'fire hose' sends steam billowing out of Pacific Ocean
#6 Definitely too much Lava, we are all lava'ed out.
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3913. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Eyes in slow motion
Eyes are so beautiful, especially on the face of a beautiful woman. But no more than two as you can have two much of a good thing
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3914. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video One heck of an airplane
Still an incredible video. I would like to see the size of the box that contains all the broken planes from when he was just practicing.
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3915. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Extreme Hurricane Force Bora (Bura) - Croatia - March 05, 2015
Don't you just love it when a documentary only has two words and those words are 'Oh Feck' and that's all you need.
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3916. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Spaghetti-Harvest in Ticino
This was in 1957 and if nothing else describes the food ignorance of the UK back in those days. Spaghetti was known in the UK as something that came in a tin often in hoop form and later in alphabet letters in tomato sauce. Tinned Ravioli was introduced to the UK in 1965 and Spaghetti hoops in 67. To my knowledge the majority of the population did not sit down to a spaghetti or pasta dish until well into the 1970's. I would be interested to hear the comments of some of the 'More Mature Snorarians' on their first spaghetti experiences. Having said all that according to Thunders you still can't get a Dona kebab in the USA so we are now well ahead
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3917. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Titan -XIII
Yes it definitely needs a few more legs some fangs and a hairy body suit. Not to mention the facility to expel venom and a sticky web. For full effect a couple of hundred tiny versions could pop out from underneath and run ahead making hissing noises.
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3918. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Irish street dancers do their thing, and without music!
Glad they don't live above me
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3919. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video North Cliffs Failure - Amazing Cliff Collapse caught on Camera!
Well that's not something you see everyday...Unless you keep pressing replay of course.
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3920. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video BASS STRINGS on GUITAR
Fine unless you want to play anywhere within the first two frets.
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3921. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Rare footage: 'Firehose' spews lava into Pacific ocean off Hawaii Island
It looks like a piece of the rainbow has snapped off.
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3922. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Giant Döner Kebap
#3 No Doner kebabs in America? you have to be joking. They have been giving people in the UK Heart disease since the 70's. Taste great and your first thought when you have had a skinful of Ale. BUT oh my goodness are they bad for you. Just look at all the fat that congeals on your plate the next morning.
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3923. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Zebra
Not sure why I got negs for my comment at #3? As a Dazzel is another name for a group of Zebra and a Skull is a group of Foxes.
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3924. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video When Girls Says No!!!
What is strange is that in all these examples the girls/women waited until the whole process had been completed. I mean what did they think was going to happen when the guys started talking to them in public with a bunch of flowers, a ring box in his hands and a band of musicians strumming away behind her. Was it stunned disbelief or did they think he was going to say he didn't want to see them again and they were waiting to cheer. I would have loved to hear some of the reasons why they said no. For the guys, that must have been the lonely moment of their lives
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3925. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Zebra
#2 Or Dazzel. How's your skull by the way?
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3926. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Diligent Guard Dog
Ahh what a great little dog, I wonder if he salutes when a car drives through the gate.
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3927. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Automatic vs Manual Transmission Explained
My car is automatic but I have to be there.
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3928. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Hilarious Dogs "Fighting"
#10 Yes and everyone just on your videos and a few on Thunders
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3929. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Hilarious Dogs "Fighting"
#2 Well done Beemi, perhaps now you could think about trying to get a social life.
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3930. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Wrong Place, Wrong Time
He was Wheely wheely Tyred.
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3931. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How far back in time could you go and still understand English?
Don't know about going back in time, going forwards it started to get confusing from about 1985.
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3932. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Forget hoverboards! World's first fully-manned hoverbike tested in Moscow
Looking at the seating position it looks more like a flying toilet. My guess is that this thing is prone to flipping over as the pilot looks extremely tense. I think it would instill a lot more confidence if the seat angle was improved and she got rid of the helmet and the biker gear and wore a bikini.
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3933. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Meanwhile in Bosnia
#7 I was waiting for someone to say that perhaps it was a night out and who knows maybe it was. I guess it doesn't really matter as there have been many video's on Snotr clearly showing absolute alcoholics staggering and fighting. I wasn't suggesting that these video's shouldn't be shown, more that perhaps we should think a little about how these people ended up like this and the lives they now live.
Anyone of us could end up the same way, as life sometimes takes a downward turn. Most people are only two wage packets away from financial grief, you loose you job you can't get another, the bills mount up, you loose your house, you loose your wife and family and you are on the street., Drugs and alcohol make it bearable for a while and then you become dependent and before long if you had the money you might see yourself staggering along on the Snotr boulevard of broken dreams.
Anyone of us could end up the same way, as life sometimes takes a downward turn. Most people are only two wage packets away from financial grief, you loose you job you can't get another, the bills mount up, you loose your house, you loose your wife and family and you are on the street., Drugs and alcohol make it bearable for a while and then you become dependent and before long if you had the money you might see yourself staggering along on the Snotr boulevard of broken dreams.
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3934. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 10 Signs You Are HIGHLY INTELLIGENT
#10 Everybody has a photographic memory but not everyone has film.
**same joke for people under twenty five** #10 Everybody has a photographic memory but not everyone has sufficient capacity on their chip.
**same joke for people under twenty five** #10 Everybody has a photographic memory but not everyone has sufficient capacity on their chip.
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3935. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video CRS-10 | Falcon 9 First Stage Landing
If you are religious and have enough money to take a trip in this vehicle, this will be known as the 'C YEAP L FM' close your eyes and pray like feck moment.
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3936. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Meanwhile in Bosnia
#4 I do agree with you and the problem is that in isolation mankind has always laughed at the sight of a drunk person struggling to do a normal thing like walking down a road. If we were to see the whole day and the next and the next it wouldn't be at all funny and would indeed show the tragedy off this persons life.
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3937. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Keukenhof - The World's Biggest Flower Garden, Filmed With A Drone
Beautiful, the drone has certainly revolutionised the art of video.
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3938. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 2000 gaz bottles explodes in Southern France
They have both got 'Pro' in it init.
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3939. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Bolton strid
Surly they could have throw something in attached to a rope like a dummy or the cameraman for instance to demonstrate it's force.
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3940. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The Furniture Farmer | That's Amazing
Just for the record (and forgetting about the spelling) it's not pronounced Durbyshire it's pronounced Darbyshire but spelt Derbyshire. Just telling you that so that if you go there and tell someone from Derbyshire that you 'love it here in Durbyshire' they will probably punch you in the face, funny lot the Derbyshians.
Derby itself, the town, is about twenty miles from Nottingham where Robin Hood's Great, Great, Grandson Burt Hood still with his wife Joyce. Everyone know about Burt and Joyce in Nottinghamshire. If you want to outwit someone from the area tell them that their city was once called Snotingham. You would be right.
Derby itself, the town, is about twenty miles from Nottingham where Robin Hood's Great, Great, Grandson Burt Hood still with his wife Joyce. Everyone know about Burt and Joyce in Nottinghamshire. If you want to outwit someone from the area tell them that their city was once called Snotingham. You would be right.
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3941. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video California City
I would have liked to have seen where the populated part started and the surrounding area.
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3942. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video What Happens If A Timer Turns To 10000 Hours!?
His timer is obviously faulty, he needs to take it back to the shop and repeat the experiment with a new one.
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3943. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Colin Furze does it again.
#2 Smoke free zone.
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3944. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video German remote-controlled Goliath demolition tank of WW2
#2 That's all very well but if it had emissions do you think the Germans would have lied about them?
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3945. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 2000 gaz bottles explodes in Southern France
#2 They were propelled into the air so must have been propane
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3946. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Impressive F-16 Touch and GO followed by 2 aileron roll's
Smooth operator
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3947. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Tornado!
#7 Maybe it was remote.
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3948. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Cool Crocodile
#6 And Tuesdays.
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3949. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Colin Furze does it again.
#1 Absolutely agree, try it at your friends home instead.
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3950. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video German remote-controlled Goliath demolition tank of WW2
I wonder if the Germans lied about the emissions coming off this beauty lol.
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3951. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Had to be done I guess.
A highly contested position to hold.
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3952. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 2000 gaz bottles explodes in Southern France
When you have heard 1 Gaz bottle explode in southern France you have heard them all.
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3953. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Top Fuel Acceleration
#13 Thanks I still don't like it though
#14 Everyone understood but no one cares lol.
#14 Everyone understood but no one cares lol.
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3954. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Monstrous whirlpool eats everything
#16 If it keeps spinning eventually its where we will all live.
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3955. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Top Fuel Acceleration
I know we all have volume controls but I am so sick of this style of music and I use the word music very loosely.
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3956. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Russian military helicopter asking a truck driver for directions
"Directions?" "Well to start with this is the ground, you should be in the air"
Alternatively he was asking him if he had a Yorkie (just to confuse anyone who isn't from GB).
Alternatively he was asking him if he had a Yorkie (just to confuse anyone who isn't from GB).
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3957. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video An artist transforms balls of dirt into beautiful, shiny spheres like none you've seen.
Looking at his stock levels it doesn't appear to be for financial gain.
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3958. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Cool Crocodile
Now I'd like to see a little hat with a string under the chin and some lip stick.
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3959. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Crazy amount of Sea lions on dock.
#9 Basically a duet
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3960. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Roadtrain
It's more like a road rocket each section is jettisoned just so the first one with the parachute gets the driver to his job at the bottom of a deep quarry.
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3961. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Tornado!
Pity they didn't leave the window wipers going then again perhaps they blew off first.
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3962. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Crazy amount of Sea lions on dock.
'Song'
Sea lions on the dock of a bay
waiting for the man to chase them away a hey
Sea lions on the dock of a bay a hey wasting time.
Sea lions on the dock of a bay
waiting for the man to chase them away a hey
Sea lions on the dock of a bay a hey wasting time.
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3963. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Recording fail
He ran and he ran and he's still running.
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3964. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video If Moms Ate Like Their Kids
To be honest I couldn't tell if their kids were toddlers or teenagers.
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3965. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The World Is Slowly Running Out Of Sand
Why don't they just take the sand from Shite beaches like Skegness or Bournmouth or Russia.
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3966. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Living with a buffalo
What an incredible creature and what a great relationship. If i was at all cynical I might mention the fact he is constantly reminded that if he misbehaves he might end up on the wall like his stuffed cousin.
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3967. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Magic liquid
#10 He's around, but someone painted him blue with this stuff and now you can only see him for a while when it rains.
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3968. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 1000 Hours in 12 Minutes - Making A Large Wheel Skeleton Clock
#3 Been there already, don't know why I was surprised that he is an Australian but I was, guess his ancestors were English.
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3969. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Clint Eastwood Shootouts
#2 You seem to have a problem pal, I meant your one handed typing.
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3970. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Clint Eastwood Shootouts
He must suffer from RSI of the right hand these days, just like foxy.
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3971. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 1000 Hours in 12 Minutes - Making A Large Wheel Skeleton Clock
Absolutely amazing what a skill to behold. This deserves the best video ever shown on Snotr award. Mesmerising. Well done CG.
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3972. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Magic liquid
#8 It's blue that all you need to know. Just ask for it by name, people will understand.
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3973. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The Zero F**ks Given RX7
Is he dead yet?
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3974. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Burger king- valentines adult meal
Now it's commonly known that like MacDonald's, Burger King pay minimum wage. So I think it's fair to say that the turnover of staff is going to be quite high. Whenever you have a high turnover of staff, there is always going to be a certain amount of disloyalty and lets face it some (not all) of the people that will be attracted to working at minimum wage, albeit temporarily, will in some cases be, those kind of people that, maybe had a bit of a reputation at school to, let's say not give a rats ass. My only hope is that just a few of those people switched the adult gifts over with some of the children's toys and allowing for obvious choking hazards, which lets face it might also have been a problem for the adults, especially if the egg whisk/spider catcher was used for tonsil stimulation. Moreover in the switch I wonder how many additional cases of toy car up the ass removal was logged at the local hospital Emergency rooms.
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3975. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This Little Boy Does NOT Want To Get Married
He thinks before he speaks the opposite is sadly the downfall of a lot of adults and all politicians.
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3976. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Dog rescued from hot tar bath
It does beg the question who left a pool of hot tar open to the elements for a dog or possibly child to fall into in the first place? But I'm so glad he was rescued and made a full recovery.
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3977. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Magic liquid
https://youtu.be/i_lzeHYNngE Here's a coming back blue song
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3978. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Foreplay to a swing party
#13 Llwynog cloff
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3979. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How to Catch Moles Alive.
I don't believe this and I didn't believe it last time it was on. Although I did manage to creep up an a hole on my left arm the other day, I got it trapped under a finger then quickly stuck a plaster over it. I'm going to have another look later and see if it's asleep.
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3980. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Windy day in Russia!
I would have sat there all day
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3981. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Baby ducklings rescued by six-year-old girl in Orange County
#2 That's very cynical of you
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3982. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Foreplay to a swing party
#10 I know what to do with them now! After three or four days of solid love making, I take them into the field and teach them how to shoot foxes.
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3983. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Baby ducklings rescued by six-year-old girl in Orange County
I just hope it wasn't Mia's little sister that put those ducklings down that hole in the first place.
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3984. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Unbelievable private museum of old cars , guns , and memorabilia
#3 He built the Dragon motor cycle in the 60's that's where he made his money.
#5 That's a shame because you missed you missed some incredible gear.
#5 That's a shame because you missed you missed some incredible gear.
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3985. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Unbelievable private museum of old cars , guns , and memorabilia
He looks like Robert De Niro. When he was in one of his bedrooms I worked out that he had about two million dollars worth of Machine guns, very soon after that I stopped counting. That's what you call a collection. He right as well what has the the last thirty years got to show in terms of style.
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3986. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Holocaust survivor interview 2017
Ok I must be having a slow blond moment here, but would someone please explain #4's comment? I'm seeing the hitler in the middle of the bastardised line from the lords prayer but I don't understand the point. Is it simply saying that the big guy or girl or monkey also gave us Hitler?
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3987. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video A walk on the edge of Stetinden mountain cliffs
Vertigo city. ............................................
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3988. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Bath Time
It's not swimming it's floating and that whirlpool effect is probably making him feel nauseous. Of course it must be a regular occurrence for an owl to have bath in the wild.
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3989. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Foreplay to a swing party
#6 Totally agree that when the day comes you shoot me first then I'll shoot you. However when we practise I'll shoot you first otherwise I'd be dead at the practice and therefore wouldn't gain the necessary skills to make a clean kill. After all I wouldn't want to miss your big fat head on the big day.
#7 Are you insane? are you suggesting that one day I'm going to wake up in the morning and look forward to sitting around a table with an old version of Foxy, Thunders, Beemi, (not Suxi) and another crowd of wrinkly old people and actually get excited about trying to keep a fecking balloon on a table armed only with a piece of pipe insulation. Well that might be for you Hulidoordon't but count me out. I'll be too busy chasing women, catching them, and then wondering what to do with them.
#7 Are you insane? are you suggesting that one day I'm going to wake up in the morning and look forward to sitting around a table with an old version of Foxy, Thunders, Beemi, (not Suxi) and another crowd of wrinkly old people and actually get excited about trying to keep a fecking balloon on a table armed only with a piece of pipe insulation. Well that might be for you Hulidoordon't but count me out. I'll be too busy chasing women, catching them, and then wondering what to do with them.
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3990. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Foreplay to a swing party
#1 You're a fox someone will shoot you long before then I have to say, and it pains me to do so, believe me, but I do agree with you.
The thought of ending up sitting around a fecking table holding a knob shape (pipe insulation from dead Mary's room at a guess) with a load of other wrinklies trying to keep a couple of bollock shaped balloons on a table that we are going to be dribbling cake onto around 4 o'clock, is so depressing. So if you manage to avoid the farmer and your gun has two bullets, save one for me.
I have to say, and it pains me to do so, believe me, but I do agree with you. The thought of ending up sitting around a fecking table holding a knob shape (pipe insulation from dead Mary's room at a guess) with a load of other wrinklies trying to keep a couple of bollock shaped balloons on a table that we are going to be dribbling cake onto around 4 o'clock, is so depressing. So if you manage to avoid the farmer and your gun has two bullets, save one for me.
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3991. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 8-8-15 Massive Wet Microburst + Slow Mo Tucson, AZ
Do you think it said "Not for Broadcast" because it was quite boring?
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3992. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The Devil Went Down To Georgia White Trash Washing Machine Cover
As with some duo's the wrong one is on vocals.
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3993. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 109-Year-Old Veteran and His Secrets to Life Will Make You Smile
Mr Overton now needs 24 hour care but still lives at home. Care is costing $480 a day and his family do not have the money to pay so there is a crowd fund ongoing.
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3994. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Corolla almost swipes pedestrian on sidewalk and then pays them off
#11 Well I've never tried one of your sandwiches, so I'll have to take your word for that. Just so long as they arn't those damm Yankee sandwiches you know the one's that are 17 inches thick, basically two pieces of bread with a cooked pig in the middle with an apple in his mouth.
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3995. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The Four 4s - Numberphile (for the math nerds amongst us)
Three negs (lol at #8) You mathematicians are a very touchy lot lighten up it's boring get over yourselves.
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3996. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Baby talks to Dad on the Telephone
I'm fairly sure it's mandarin
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3997. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Coffee spoon instrument
#5 He's Russian perhaps he's engaged to a bear.
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3998. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Corolla almost swipes pedestrian on sidewalk and then pays them off
#6 Beemi you are neglecting to allow for the reasoning that my comments are always at and above a satisfactory level, but that you may not have the necessary delicate apparatus to evaluate them.
#7 Thunders you were funny once last week, I think it was Thursday. I Can't remember a time prior to that, but it's lovely to have you here as a trophy Snorarian, oh and you make very nice coffee, and the place has never looked so tidy
#7 Thunders you were funny once last week, I think it was Thursday. I Can't remember a time prior to that, but it's lovely to have you here as a trophy Snorarian, oh and you make very nice coffee, and the place has never looked so tidy
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3999. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Corolla almost swipes pedestrian on sidewalk and then pays them off
Or maybe it was his Mum giving him his bus fare.
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4000. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Turkish guy risks his life saving a trapped dog
#7 Ah Shucks you complimenter you
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4001. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Coffee spoon instrument
#2 Well thank you and I'm glad to have spread a little happiness your way.
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4002. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Homemade pendulum rolling ball clock
I wonder if it's still ticking
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4003. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Huge Explosion In A Fabric In Spain | Explosion Factory Paterna España
What was that a flying car? Was that the last few seconds of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang BOOM!!!
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4004. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video TWO CUTE DOGS HAVING A SHOWER!!!
Overall out of ten, I think these dogs, would rate this shower, about a one. The one on the left is thinking 'No I can still taste Foxy's poo'
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4005. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Man vs Bear Compilation
All off to shit in the woods............... even some of the bears.
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4006. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Coffee spoon instrument
Now I need to find a coffee shop who supply spoons with holes in the handle. He needs to find a shop where they sell shampoo.
Now wait for the orchestral video version it's only a matter of time, may the force be with them.
Now wait for the orchestral video version it's only a matter of time, may the force be with them.
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4007. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Killing a wheelbarrow
#10 Well funny though it was and it was, it was very irresponsible and rather dangerous. I do wonder when pranks like this are undertaken if the perpetrators think it through, beyond the 'wheelbarrow falls on someone's head and I spend nine years in prison for manslaughter part' These days with video camera's and YouTube (a dangerous duo if your job depends on it not being seen by the boss) the likelihood is that someone you know shouldn't get to see this, is going to see it and then how are you going to pay your mortgage/rent, feed your children?
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4008. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Judge Shows Mercy
#7 We Judges are like that, but don't cross us because we will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers and park longer than one minute before the designated time.
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4009. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Killing a wheelbarrow
If that hadn't gone off you could never, ever, ever, return to that wheelbarrow.
#1 It looked like a Terradactylwheelbarrowosaurus
#1 It looked like a Terradactylwheelbarrowosaurus
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4010. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Turkish guy risks his life saving a trapped dog
#4#5 The only problem is that it will be shortened to Ug. Like when you call your child Nobby , Feckface or Twatski.
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4011. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Rabbit vs Falcon
#8 I'm going with the theory that you put the '#3' in error and that you did actually think the video above had actually finished and you were surprised by it.
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4012. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Transporting alpacas
I'm sure there is a law about transporting Alpacas in your car without seat-belts
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4013. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Judge Shows Mercy
I once had to go to court for a parking ticket,, I pleaded insanity. I said "Your Honor why would anyone in their right mind park in the overtaking lane". Then I asked the judge if he knew the time, when he told me I said "No further questions" The judge said "Do you promisie to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" I said "Yes you're ugly, you see that woman in the Jury I'd really like to sleep with her, would you like me to go on or are you going to ask me questions"
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4014. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Turkish guy risks his life saving a trapped dog
That dog will never forget that man and one day if that man finds himself trapped at the edge of a raging river, guess who will turn up with a ladder, dragging it along the road? Yes the fire-brigade, but who will have called the fire brigade? Okay the mans wife, but how will she have been alerted? Yes maybe she could hear him from the kitchen, but you can be sure of one thing, that Dog will be sitting in his basket in front of the fire with a bone remembering that man.
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4015. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Rabbit vs Falcon
#5 What ending? You mean when the video stopped before we knew how it ended, is that the ending you mean?
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4016. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Death Garden
#9 It not like you to be funny Thunders, well done.
#11 The only problem is, that is him now and he's 47
#11 The only problem is, that is him now and he's 47
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4017. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Half a forest falls on a bus
It's as if half that forest was just waiting for that bus, evil half a forest. Of course it does beg the question that if half a forest falls down in a forest (and forgetting the bus) and no one is there to hear it!, does it make a sound?
I think this video is a prime example of a BASTA Bear Ass Scratch Tree Avalanche. Somewhere deep in the forest a bear after shitting in the woods was using a tree to scratch his ass clean, the tree gave way and Wallah.
I think this video is a prime example of a BASTA Bear Ass Scratch Tree Avalanche. Somewhere deep in the forest a bear after shitting in the woods was using a tree to scratch his ass clean, the tree gave way and Wallah.
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4018. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Most AMAZING Spiders In The World!
I especially didnt like the Brazilian wandering around spider particularly when she mentioned the Banana bit. And I didn't much like the Camel toe spider you never know where one of those big feckers are going to hide. I think that is the reason small women are generally preferable to men, less risk of a surprise appearance.
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4019. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This Dude Rides His Harley Like a Rice Rocket! Crazy sharp turns!
Total Twat, only a matter of time before he's under the wheels of a lorry. I just hope it's something big and heavy rather than a young family in a hatchback.
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4020. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Death Garden
#4 No I'm sure that will be fine probably schhh
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4021. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Mary Ellis ~ Air transport Auxillary pilot second World war.
#1 Not a popular chose of comment was it, trust you.
I was listening to an interview with this lady a short while back. Incredible that these women who joined the war effort learned to fly and kept a steady supply of Spitfires from the factories to the pilots which made them paramount in the winning of the Battle of Britain in the air and ultimately defeated the Nazi's. There must have been some amazing memories re fired by this flight and I bet she was also thinking of all the brave lads who died in the planes she delivered.
I salute you Mary and all those like you.
I was listening to an interview with this lady a short while back. Incredible that these women who joined the war effort learned to fly and kept a steady supply of Spitfires from the factories to the pilots which made them paramount in the winning of the Battle of Britain in the air and ultimately defeated the Nazi's. There must have been some amazing memories re fired by this flight and I bet she was also thinking of all the brave lads who died in the planes she delivered.
I salute you Mary and all those like you.
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4022. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Amazing Upward Lightning!
#11 I'm sure you are long gone but to clarify:- No religion is a religion of science and reason. (With the obvious exception of Scientology which at least has it in it's title, although that's were it also ends) Most religions and incidentally Islam in particular hold back this world with their ancient beliefs based on nonsense that was written thousands of years ago, when no one knew of even the existence of the Atom. No one had looked through a microscope or a telescope. Sacrifice was the solution to problems because nobody knew any better, praying is just hoping and goes in one direction only. Since those early days the world has increased it's wisdom, much is known and yes there is much, much more to learn, but sadly some people choose not to accept how far we have come and instead prefer to live their lives as the ignorant did in days gone by.
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4023. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Two Goats, One Pot
I think they just wanted some private time. "Hey I've got something to tell you, but I don't want the other goats to hear"..."uum ok I have an idea"
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4024. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Indoor bike trial
Yet another reason why you don't rent to students.
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4025. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Death Garden
If I was running a garden full of plants that would kill you, I wouldn't know that there were about 95 of them, I would know that there were EXACTLY 95 of them and if one of them went missing, I would want to know exactly where it fecking went
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4026. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Victorian Era footage
#20 Yes and TB, Polio, no cure at all for cancer, the workhouse, poverty, the smell. Queen Victoria once said that she would bathe, one a month, whether she needed to or not. Wonderful times
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4027. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Baby Bruce Lee
He's going to be a nasty little barsteward when he grows up
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4028. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Teacher has a personalized handshake for every pupil
#4 Doesn't he mean, maybe they didn't was their hands? Is that racist?
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4029. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The floating stick man explained
How is that that all these years of using non permanent markers that I haven't accidentally drawn a stickman at the bottom of a dish and poured water over it.
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4030. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Rafael Fiziev enters the Matrix
That guy's just got no back bone.
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4031. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Teacher has a personalized handshake for every pupil
I wonder if he uses similar moves to disarm them when they draw guns and knives after playtime.
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4032. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Watch A Lava 'Fire Hose' Stream Into Pacific Ocean
It almost doesn't look real like it shouldn't be there. Imagine being a fish being hit by that.
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4033. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Why Earth Is A Prison and How To Escape It
We own the universe a dept that is 4.5 billion years old oh Feck think of the interest!!
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4034. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Screw This Traffic Jam, I Have Places To Be!
Oh so he lives in a dyke.
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4035. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video People Who Hate Cats Meet Kittens
They are like children it's kinda like how you bring them up. But I prefer dogs.
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4036. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Who needs instruments when you have a walking stick
Yes he looks nice a nice guy.
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4037. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video "Tumbleweed Tango"
My that was tense.
I kinda thought they would fly into the sun and pop like Icarus.
I kinda thought they would fly into the sun and pop like Icarus.
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4038. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Dancing baby shows off adorable moves
#8 Oh yes of course especially if it rains.
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4039. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Boeing space suit
#4 So what colour would they need to be and grey.
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4040. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Hard life of panda zookeeper
#13 TELL HIM TO FECK OFF.
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4041. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Dancing baby shows off adorable moves
#5 That doesn't surprise anyone. Thank goodness I'm going on holiday shortly.
I hate dancing babies it's not natural, far prefer to watch dancing mummies.
#1 I have no problem submitting them, its getting shown that's the problem
Thank goodness I'm going on holiday shortly. I hate dancing babies it's not natural, far prefer to watch dancing mummies.
#1 I have no problem submitting them, its getting shown that's the problem
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4042. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 10 Strongest Alcohols in the World
The way the camera shot changed momentarily at around 8 sec made me not believe the whole video
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4043. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video lightest metal ever
#1#2 You two ladies are so picky.
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4044. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT
#9 That's so beautiful............
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4045. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Daniel Bodin Lands Huge Double Backflip on a Snowmobile!
I guess it's the triple now and so it goes on and on and on and on
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4046. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Hard life of panda zookeeper
I'd hate working with Panda's cubs...(disengage lie mode)
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4047. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video A squirrely escape
#5 You have probably reached the upper limit of a million submits Beemi won't be far behind you.
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4048. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Boeing space suit
#2 Wouldn't it clash with your hair colour?
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4049. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT
I think he misheard her but then anyone can make a mistake said the Dalek climbing off the dustbin.
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4050. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Crankin' Up the 3-String Shovel Guitar!
I like to call a spade a spade, but I guess now maybe I need to call it a guitar. Absolutely brilliant I want one!! just off to the shed with my drill.
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4051. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Train plows through trees after snow storm!
#2 Trust me Beemi it's better than imagining yourself on the outside of that train.
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4052. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video A squirrely escape
OOOu that's gotta hurt.
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4053. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Escalator Fail Compilation!
#5 But did you notice how all the people were looking straight into the camera while walking along? I hate Moving Stares
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4054. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Escalator Fail Compilation!
0.40 That's gotta hurt dive man WTF!!!
Don't you have to pass some kind of a test to drive a wheelchair!!! Feck!
Don't you have to pass some kind of a test to drive a wheelchair!!! Feck!
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4055. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Perfect tornados
Don't some people have horrible screechy voices.
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4056. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Russian Paratroopers test new uniform in arctic water
Well that certainly wasn't exciting. I don't know why they bother having arctic suits in the army. In my opinion if there is going to be any fighting over land dispute covered in fecking Ice, let em have it, we'll keep the grass. I mean it's not even proper land! When the planet heats up in a few million years time they will be swimming on their land.
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4057. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Always watch where you are going!
#4 If you mean Schadenfreudeling, I didn't actually learn it anew, I have always done it, I just didn't know there was such a funny word to describe it.
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4058. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Microscopic Time-Lapse: See the Crazy Chemistry of Reacting Metal | Short Film Showcase
#5 OOOUU don't say things like that
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4059. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video SPOOKY GLOWING PUPPET
The little shiter has been on Snotr before. I don't think I liked it last time but funnily enough I still don't.
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4060. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Always watch where you are going!
If that had been a few inches higher, it may not have ended quite so well. I'm now feeling a little guilty over the schadenfreude I'm feeling.
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4061. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Microscopic Time-Lapse: See the Crazy Chemistry of Reacting Metal | Short Film Showcase
It is indeed beautiful.
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4062. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Titan Touchdown
I was going to say "aren't we clever" but then I thought no 'WE' aren't, just a very small proportion of the population who have managed to push technology to this degree, it really is extraordinary and I salute them.
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4063. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Sparrow Frozen to Fence Rescue
#2 It's perfectly true.
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4064. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Britain's Got Talent - Finals Côr Glanaethwy Welsh Choir Perform Hallelujah
#6 Or it's your end. It works just fine here.
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4065. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Ever wondered how a 2500HP FunnyCar on a Dyno sounds like?
#1#2 I would like to say that I have no fecking what the feck you are talking about neither do I give a rats ass, just thought that needed clarifying.
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4066. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Inauguration Day - A Bad Lip Reading of Donald Trump's Inauguration
I thought it was gonna be great and it was, it was great, it's always gonna be great.
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4067. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 2016's Worst Red-Light Runners in Florida
#1 You do know it's 'Hurt' don't you?
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4068. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Underground City of Australia, Coober Pedy
#3 They soak it up in their fur and giant eyes for they are the Morlocks.
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4069. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video New way to catch fish
One of these dolphins will probably evolve to be president of the USA.
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4070. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Sparrow Frozen to Fence Rescue
Well done that man, lovely little bird.
A few years ago I purchased a bird feeder which was also squirrel proof. It had three sections so that you could fill it up with peanuts, wild bird seed and sunflower hearts. I filled it up before a two week holiday and it was virtually empty when I returned. The morning after I returned I found a blue tit had managed to get inside the feeder presumably to get at some seed trapped half way up. Basically it was stuck and I had to totally dismantle the feeder to get it out, good job I hadn't gone on a three week holiday!! I sent photographs and a stern letter to the manufacturer and they had to bring out a modification to the feeder.
A few years ago I purchased a bird feeder which was also squirrel proof. It had three sections so that you could fill it up with peanuts, wild bird seed and sunflower hearts. I filled it up before a two week holiday and it was virtually empty when I returned. The morning after I returned I found a blue tit had managed to get inside the feeder presumably to get at some seed trapped half way up. Basically it was stuck and I had to totally dismantle the feeder to get it out, good job I hadn't gone on a three week holiday!! I sent photographs and a stern letter to the manufacturer and they had to bring out a modification to the feeder.
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4071. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Mount Rainier National Park
Excellent photography and music, beautiful place I wonder how many people get eaten by bears there every year, you know approximately.
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4072. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Sex Doll, Sex Doll....are you a Sex doll?!
#3 Was it self inflating or did he have to pump it himself.
I'm guessing the doll he had at home wanted a threesome.
Or he was trying to get his neighbour into wife swapping
Or the dogging park he went to, had too long a queue and he needed someone to talk to while he waited.
Or the internet was down
Or she looked about the same size as his wife and he was going shopping for a new dress for her birthday.
Or his last one was full and the council were refusing to take it away.
Or it was just so he could say "Yes she put up a struggle but luckily I had my screwdriver with me".
Or maybe it was just to keep his mother company while he went to a real prostitute.
Or maybe this was the first time we've seen Foxy on video
I'm guessing the doll he had at home wanted a threesome.
Or he was trying to get his neighbour into wife swapping
Or the dogging park he went to, had too long a queue and he needed someone to talk to while he waited.
Or the internet was down
Or she looked about the same size as his wife and he was going shopping for a new dress for her birthday.
Or his last one was full and the council were refusing to take it away.
Or it was just so he could say "Yes she put up a struggle but luckily I had my screwdriver with me".
Or maybe it was just to keep his mother company while he went to a real prostitute.
Or maybe this was the first time we've seen Foxy on video
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4073. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Knotted up illusion
#3 You seem to be typing gibberish Thunders do you need to see a Dr?
I was waiting in the doctors surgery in the week for absolutely no reason, eventually the receptionist asked me if I needed to see a doctor, I said "I don't know, what kind of a doctor is he?" she said "He's a foot doctor". I said "I'd to see a man that tall". Suddenly a door opened and a twelve inch man walked out. "Take off your shoe's and socks" he said, so I took off my shoe's and socks, he looked and my feet and said "Naw there's nothing wrong with you". I said "now take off your shoes and socks" so he took off his shoe's and socks. He said "What do you think" I said "Well I don't know I've seen bigger feet on a bird" then he started running around the room flapping his arms and whistling really loud....., so I left.
What the hell did you think was going to happen ....you guys are weird.
I was waiting in the doctors surgery in the week for absolutely no reason, eventually the receptionist asked me if I needed to see a doctor, I said "I don't know, what kind of a doctor is he?" she said "He's a foot doctor". I said "I'd to see a man that tall". Suddenly a door opened and a twelve inch man walked out. "Take off your shoe's and socks" he said, so I took off my shoe's and socks, he looked and my feet and said "Naw there's nothing wrong with you". I said "now take off your shoes and socks" so he took off his shoe's and socks. He said "What do you think" I said "Well I don't know I've seen bigger feet on a bird" then he started running around the room flapping his arms and whistling really loud....., so I left.
What the hell did you think was going to happen ....you guys are weird.
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4074. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Britain's Got Talent - Finals Côr Glanaethwy Welsh Choir Perform Hallelujah
You can't touch that. Absolutely superb Not Tools Opiate that's absolute shite..
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4075. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Knotted up illusion
I B S Irritable bowel syndrome in art-form I'd now like to see her do tongue tied
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4076. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video NYX Face Awards Serbia 2016 - Optical illusion -Wooden puppet doll *Winner*
Very clever quite an artist.
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4077. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Pulp Fiction Theme played with a food mixer
#4 It just a low res recording, about twenty years ago you would have thought it normal.
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4078. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Fastest ever crash (WORLD RECORD)
#5 It was Foxy explaining his intellect again.
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4079. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Hill Climb Havoc
#5 It's not just physics it's also astrology.
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4080. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Truck hits roadside houses like rocket
#1 Or a practice run for Isis.
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4081. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Pulp Fiction Theme played with a food mixer
Obviously a student, doesn't have an oven.
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4082. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Half-Life 2: Crossbow Endurance
This is probably what Isis radicalization videos look like! A couple of days of this in a darkened room and you'd be done I think.
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4083. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video World's fastest talking man sings Michael Jackson's BAD in 20 seconds
#2 I bet you could take him Thunders.
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4084. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The Importance of Load Balancing When Towing
I hate trailers..... always spoils the film
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4085. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video A hug is worth a thousand words.
Forgive me for the 'cut n paste' but I typed this for another dog video a couple of weeks back and as it was nearly at the end most of you may have missed it. Dogs certainly know what you are feeling, I've had dogs all my life, as a child and as an adult. I've noticed a pattern over the years, where young couples get together and almost to cement their relationships they get a dog. Usually a bad idea because they often both work and I'm sorry to say often the wrong breed of dog (but I won't go into that now). A few years later if things work out along comes the babies, it's a little like the song 'Lonely boy' by Andrew Gold, only with a dog. Of course then the attention changes to the child and the relationship with the dog often suffers, sadly this is a time so many dogs get re-homed.
I have experienced the death of a dog, too many times in my life already. Five times to be exact, plus three others when I wasn't actually present as I was too young, I then only experienced the empty space they left behind. I also saw my Father cry on those three occasions and no other times in his life.
Unless you have lived with a dog, shared toast and other tit bits with them, slept with them on the couch, had them follow you around the house, greet you when you have only been gone for an hour, just the same as if you had left them for a week. Watched them sleep, watched them dream and smelt the fur at the side of their face as they nuzzle up close to you. Unless you have lived and loved a dog, you could never understand the way they make you feel, how they get under your skin and the absolute pain of that final day, when they say goodbye, for the last time. It's a pain that is almost unbearable and dog lovers will tell you, that they cried more when their dog died than when they lost a relative. It really is indescribable and each time it happens, a little part of you dies with them and each one leaves a void in your life that can never be filled. Each time you think about them in the future the pain is still there forever raw and your eyes fill with water at your loss.
Some people never have another dog so as not to suffer like that again, others can't live their lives without one. I would be the latter. Sometime over the next five years, it is highly likely I will be saying goodbye to four more dogs and I am absolutely dreading each one.
I have experienced the death of a dog, too many times in my life already. Five times to be exact, plus three others when I wasn't actually present as I was too young, I then only experienced the empty space they left behind. I also saw my Father cry on those three occasions and no other times in his life.
Unless you have lived with a dog, shared toast and other tit bits with them, slept with them on the couch, had them follow you around the house, greet you when you have only been gone for an hour, just the same as if you had left them for a week. Watched them sleep, watched them dream and smelt the fur at the side of their face as they nuzzle up close to you. Unless you have lived and loved a dog, you could never understand the way they make you feel, how they get under your skin and the absolute pain of that final day, when they say goodbye, for the last time. It's a pain that is almost unbearable and dog lovers will tell you, that they cried more when their dog died than when they lost a relative. It really is indescribable and each time it happens, a little part of you dies with them and each one leaves a void in your life that can never be filled. Each time you think about them in the future the pain is still there forever raw and your eyes fill with water at your loss.
Some people never have another dog so as not to suffer like that again, others can't live their lives without one. I would be the latter. Sometime over the next five years, it is highly likely I will be saying goodbye to four more dogs and I am absolutely dreading each one.
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4086. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video A Magician Never Shows You How A Trick Is Done, Unless They're Penn & Teller
#1 Just noticed (and it took a year) that you put red COPS can't understand why you got 8 up-votes...must be magic. by the way using misdirection while you were reading this I took one of your up votes away lol.
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4087. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video European Rallycross big crash at Buxtehude, Germany 2009
#3 It's only since Burimi got that job and hasn't got the time to submit as often.
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4088. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Amazing Car Control
I think that might have been me.
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4089. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Idiot on a Motorcycle Demonstrates How Not to do a Burnout
#15 As I implied and you just confirmed, it did require hard work on your part and no interest or effort on mine.
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4090. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The song of the butterfly
Okay that's 15....
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4091. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Scrubs - DevilDriver
#1 You have a job?
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4092. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Monster Truck Breaks floor
The first Monster truck show with a built in Car-wash.
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4093. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 200+ mph Nitro RC Car
That was more like 2000 mph bloody quick. Did it say it was radio controlled? I'm surprised the radio could keep up with it.
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4094. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Idiot on a Motorcycle Demonstrates How Not to do a Burnout
#12 Well it must be nice for you to know that you have a purpose after-all, believe me when I say that no one is more surprised than I. Now with the wonders of the internet (The place where you will have read your new German/English word from, probably an hour before you used it on here and called it your own) there is little point in me using another foreign word for you to look up and pretend you knew, so I'll just say you are a little meshugana and send you on your way. Incidentally fecking your mother is very common in the fox world, I'm surprised you didn't know that oh fountain of all knowledge and crachboer.
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4095. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Idiot on a Motorcycle Demonstrates How Not to do a Burnout
Come to think of it the interesting thing about SCHADENFREUDE is that if you ask someone to try and pronounce it who a) Doesn't speak German or b) Just hasn't come across the word before, you could derive a certain amount of schadenfreude from their poor pronunciation of the word itself.
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4096. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Idiot on a Motorcycle Demonstrates How Not to do a Burnout
#6 Not the amount of letters that was an issue foxytrot, but absolutely not a word I had come across, so thanks for that and I'll look forward to using it over you in the future.
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4097. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Scrubs: The Very Best Of Ted
#4 Me?...........
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4098. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The song of the butterfly
#11 Lol.... Come on guys it's time to fill in the gap. Lets flood the comment section and get to 34
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4099. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Scrubs: The Very Best Of Ted
#2 Who? ........................................
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4100. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Dizzy Turkey
I had a girlfriend do that to me about five years back on the top of a multistory car park at midnight in Sweden. Fell right off and landed right in the seat of an open top jeep being transported by one of those car transporter lorries carrying nineteen other cars on the way to Belgium. The driver was really into picking up hitchhikers and he picked up nineteen more before we left the Swedish border, we all had our own cars. Then he drove at ninety miles an hour and we all got speeding tickets. From that day to this I have never been to the top of a Multistory car-park, not once, I went cold turkey.
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4101. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Scrubs: The Very Best Of Ted
Great character creation.
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4102. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Idiot on a Motorcycle Demonstrates How Not to do a Burnout
#3 That's around the same time that I tagged you when you first appeared on Snotr, possibly three seconds earlier actually
I wonder which hurt most the pain from the crash or the ever lasting pain of embarrassment every time he met his mates in the pub and they called "Hey EVIL over here"
I wonder which hurt most the pain from the crash or the ever lasting pain of embarrassment every time he met his mates in the pub and they called "Hey EVIL over here"
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4103. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The song of the butterfly
#32 He is, there are lot of video's of him as a street performer on YouTube.
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4104. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Humvee Climbing Vertical Wall
It climbed the wall ok but it was obviously scared of the fence.
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4105. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The song of the butterfly
#3 I hope you are not taking the Lords name in vain, you Blasphemous Scouse Git.
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4106. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Temperature outside,-47 Celsius, Oops, i just broke my seat
The next video is of his wife breaking his arse.
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4107. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Not far from home
I switched this off at 29 seconds as I feared it was going to be yet another bike video.
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4108. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Mercedes S 500 Plug-In Hybrid Commercial (Nico Rosberg, Lewis Hamilton) 2014
#4 Yeah but that's different they are girls and anyway they weren't there.....were they....oh I'm going to have to have another look now...One gone is one gone forever lol....
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4109. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Further Proof That Babies And Dogs Can, Will, And Should Be Best Friends
#13 Yes I remember that video very poignant.
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4110. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The song of the butterfly
It's actually a really nice peaceful experience if you open up your mind a little. Istvan Sky has an incredible singing voice. The problem these days is that people are so used to listening to commercially produced music which doesn't require any thought.
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4111. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Further Proof That Babies And Dogs Can, Will, And Should Be Best Friends
#7#8#9#10 I've had dogs all my life, as a child and as an adult. I've noticed a pattern over the years, where young couples get together and almost to cement their relationships they get a dog. Usually a bad idea because they often both work and I'm sorry to say often the wrong breed of dog (but I won't go into that now). A few years later if things work out along comes the babies, it's a little like the song 'Lonely boy' by Andrew Gold, only with a dog. Of course then the attention changes to the child and the relationship with the dog often suffers, sadly this is a time so many dogs get re-homed.
I have experienced the death of a dog, too many times in my life already. Five times to be exact, plus three others when I wasn't actually present as I was too young, I then only experienced the empty space they left behind. I also saw my Father cry on those three occasions and no other times in his life.
Unless you have lived with a dog, shared toast and other tit bits with them, slept with them on the couch, had them follow you around the house, greet you when you have only been gone for an hour, just the same as if you had left them for a week. Watched them sleep, watched them dream and smelt the fur at the side of their face as they nuzzle up close to you. Unless you have lived and loved a dog, you could never understand the way they make you feel, how they get under your skin and the absolute pain of that final day, when they say goodbye, for the last time. It's a pain that is almost unbearable and dog lovers will tell you, that they cried more when their dog died than when they lost a relative. It really is indescribable and each time it happens, a little part of you dies with them and each one leaves a void in your life that can never be filled. Each time you think about them in the future the pain is still there forever raw and your eyes fill with water at your loss.
Some people never have another dog so as not to suffer like that again, others can't live their lives without one. I would be the latter. Sometime over the next five years, it is highly likely I will be saying goodbye to four more dogs and I am absolutely dreading each one.
I have experienced the death of a dog, too many times in my life already. Five times to be exact, plus three others when I wasn't actually present as I was too young, I then only experienced the empty space they left behind. I also saw my Father cry on those three occasions and no other times in his life.
Unless you have lived with a dog, shared toast and other tit bits with them, slept with them on the couch, had them follow you around the house, greet you when you have only been gone for an hour, just the same as if you had left them for a week. Watched them sleep, watched them dream and smelt the fur at the side of their face as they nuzzle up close to you. Unless you have lived and loved a dog, you could never understand the way they make you feel, how they get under your skin and the absolute pain of that final day, when they say goodbye, for the last time. It's a pain that is almost unbearable and dog lovers will tell you, that they cried more when their dog died than when they lost a relative. It really is indescribable and each time it happens, a little part of you dies with them and each one leaves a void in your life that can never be filled. Each time you think about them in the future the pain is still there forever raw and your eyes fill with water at your loss.
Some people never have another dog so as not to suffer like that again, others can't live their lives without one. I would be the latter. Sometime over the next five years, it is highly likely I will be saying goodbye to four more dogs and I am absolutely dreading each one.
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4112. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Volvo Trucks Emergency braking at its best!
#1 I was thinking that too, it needs to deploy a big impact sponge at the back end.
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4113. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Mercedes S 500 Plug-In Hybrid Commercial (Nico Rosberg, Lewis Hamilton) 2014
#2 You and the Guys Thunders, have you got a bit of Nymphomania going on somewhere?
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4114. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Extreme Slam Dunk Show on Speeding Train | Dunking Devils
#16 So how was it?
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4115. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Top 10 Legendary Warrior of Ancient History
#20 What do you mean why shucks? Why not shucks?
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4116. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Jogger takes interview question too literally
#16 Hey Hey Hey What what what! I wasn't even here? You seeing JJ's or something lol
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4117. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Gyroscopic self-leveling pool table on the cruise ship "Radiance of the Seas"
I'm just surprised the cloth isn't covered in sawdust.
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4118. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Mercedes S 500 Plug-In Hybrid Commercial (Nico Rosberg, Lewis Hamilton) 2014
$69000 £55.000 of anyone's money spent.
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4119. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Very FAST Biker on BMW S1000-RR meets Megane RS - Nürburgring Nordschleife
As my Mum used to say when some speed freak overtook us on the A roads "He won't get there any quicker" No wonder I struggled with maths lol
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4120. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Further Proof That Babies And Dogs Can, Will, And Should Be Best Friends
#1 You are absolutely right Thunders I don't.
#2 Thanks for the support Austin.
One of the best descriptive points I read recently is "Remember that your dogs tongue is also it's toilet paper" So perhaps after you let your dog lick your babies face and mouth you should take a dump wipe your bottom and to save water don't flush give the paper to Baby to play with. Yummy.
#2 Thanks for the support Austin.
One of the best descriptive points I read recently is "Remember that your dogs tongue is also it's toilet paper" So perhaps after you let your dog lick your babies face and mouth you should take a dump wipe your bottom and to save water don't flush give the paper to Baby to play with. Yummy.
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4121. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video A busy day on the Highway
#2 What does he need dash-cam for, there is only one road?
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4122. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video A busy day on the Highway
Was he texting while he was driving I'm fairly sure he gained a dog half way through too.
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4123. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Awareness test!
I noticed that this video will be repeated on Snotr probably around 2015 (ish) and I remember then saying that the only thing I noticed was the gorgeous legs on the maid.
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4124. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 10 Garage Sale Items That Sold For MILLIONS
I wonder if any of the people who made some of these staggering sums of money treated the original owners?
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4125. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Extreme Slam Dunk Show on Speeding Train | Dunking Devils
#14 Are you still here? I thought I told you to go feck your mother
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4126. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This should be in every kitchen and garage
#4 You can use it instead of whipped cream for your anything but eventually it wouldn't be very satisfying
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4127. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This should be in every kitchen and garage
With my luck my fire will be a D,E,F,G,H,I or J and my ducks bill will wither.
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4128. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Extreme Slam Dunk Show on Speeding Train | Dunking Devils
#9 As you might know Bucko a rose by any other name and all that. You should also be aware that JJ is known for his attention to detail, so any mistakes made will have been deliberate. Finally good luck with any thoughts of reprimanding JJ as you will be swiftly instructed to go feck your mother.
#11 Thunderclap don't you get all worried about gender issues around your name, I for instance masqueraded as a Chicken for several years. The photograph was of a Hen when I was in fact a Cockerel.
#11 Thunderclap don't you get all worried about gender issues around your name, I for instance masqueraded as a Chicken for several years. The photograph was of a Hen when I was in fact a Cockerel.
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4129. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The Amazing Birth Of A Hand Blown Glass Pitcher
Weird I was just thinking watching this video that I'm pretty sure I could master that but I think the handle would constantly feck it up for me and I would have a pile of perfect jugs with crappy handles. What's weird is that I thought that about a year ago (#6) and didn't remember typing that. This might be an early onset of something
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4130. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Top 10 Legendary Warrior of Ancient History
#18 Ah shucks
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4131. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Extreme Slam Dunk Show on Speeding Train | Dunking Devils
#5 Okay I'm prepared to go along with Thundermaleperson if you insist and promise to call you that every time from now on but!!! I would like to point out that Mrsfox has no authority on this site and therefore is unable to administer warnings public or otherwise.
The only member outside of Admin so that's Geeky & Co able to reprimand and dish out torture and ridicule as per the Trump presidency, is no other than JJ SASP! Thundermaleperson you know what that is all about so I don't need to point out the danger of ending up on a page, near the back, of the great book now do I?
The only member outside of Admin so that's Geeky & Co able to reprimand and dish out torture and ridicule as per the Trump presidency, is no other than JJ SASP! Thundermaleperson you know what that is all about so I don't need to point out the danger of ending up on a page, near the back, of the great book now do I?
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4132. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Ridiculously fast training dog
You guys from the past up there won't get this but his name ought to be Bolt.
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4133. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Engine Oil Cides Ecplained
"Them numbers" trying to pinpoint the accent here I'm thinking possibly Lancashire.
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4134. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video India Pakistan Wagah Attari Border Closing Ceremony
That reminds me, I need to go and sweep the yard
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4135. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Top 10 Legendary Warrior of Ancient History
#14 Come on now Geeky give us a hug
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4136. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 41-POINT TURN
Just glad she doesn't have a car
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4137. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video India Pakistan Wagah Attari Border Closing Ceremony
You know I think I might have subm... no perhaps not.
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4138. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Top 10 Legendary Warrior of Ancient History
#10 That's all very well, but do you think it's fair to say I nearly had him there I love Burimi like a Sister
I would like to make Two comments on your comments though:-
1) I as well, as several others did wish you well after your illness and thanked you for keeping Snotr going when it appears you were and possibly still are the only one doing so. I was the one who also gave you several suggestions on how I and possibly others might be able to help reduce the load for you and the idea of replaying earlier stuff just to fill some space and time. I also offered to help financially if that was a problem.
2) I do take umbrage regarding your point about the sale of the site, which was not entirely accurate. Snotr was up for auction with a reserve price that was not met. Had it been met the site would have been sold under the terms of Flippa the auction site. Several people did bid and there was a lot of interest but it did fall short of the asking price by some margin. If I had more experience in running a site like Snotr I would have brought it myself as I think it is a great site with potential.
Lot's of love as always JJ
I love Burimi like a Sister I would like to make Two comments on your comments though:-
1) I as well, as several others did wish you well after your illness and thanked you for keeping Snotr going when it appears you were and possibly still are the only one doing so. I was the one who also gave you several suggestions on how I and possibly others might be able to help reduce the load for you and the idea of replaying earlier stuff just to fill some space and time. I also offered to help financially if that was a problem.
2) I do take umbrage regarding your point about the sale of the site, which was not entirely accurate. Snotr was up for auction with a reserve price that was not met. Had it been met the site would have been sold under the terms of Flippa the auction site. Several people did bid and there was a lot of interest but it did fall short of the asking price by some margin. If I had more experience in running a site like Snotr I would have brought it myself as I think it is a great site with potential.
Lot's of love as always JJ
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4139. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 6 Bridges Built By The Ancients That Are Still In Use Today
Just for the record this wasn't my video but did anyone else submit it, I'm very curious?
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4140. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Top 10 Legendary Warrior of Ancient History
#5 I'm not saying just mine, I'm saying maybe lots of other video's from other users are accidentally going on your number. Come to think of it a few weeks back when Snotr was being neglected a bit just before the attempted sale, lots of Video's suddenly went on your number. I'm thinking it was maybe just quicker for them to do that. Also with your user name beginning with B near the beginning of the Alphabet I'm pretty sure that's what's been happening.
I'm thinking Admin should reduce your total by five or six points to make it more acceptable to those who have genuinely only had their own video's submitted against their own names. Personally I don't really care but when I think that poor Thundersnow has probably lost out to this mistake and others also. You have to admit it isn't really fair when some people have been building up their numbers for five years or longer and then mistakes like this happen, I wouldn't like it personally and I'm sure neither would you if it was the other way around
I'm thinking Admin should reduce your total by five or six points to make it more acceptable to those who have genuinely only had their own video's submitted against their own names. Personally I don't really care but when I think that poor Thundersnow has probably lost out to this mistake and others also. You have to admit it isn't really fair when some people have been building up their numbers for five years or longer and then mistakes like this happen, I wouldn't like it personally and I'm sure neither would you if it was the other way around
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4141. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Top 10 Legendary Warrior of Ancient History
#2 Five coming from mine. I don't think this is a coincidence I think it's a mistake or a big fix. Makes me wonder how many more of your video's were mine or someone elses, no wonder you're on 55.
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4142. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Top 10 Legendary Warrior of Ancient History
I've not mentioned it before but I would like to know why the last four video's that I submitted have been registered against Burimi's name???? It can't be a coincidence, I'm starting to realise how he has suddenly got to 56 IT'S A BIG FIX!!!!!!
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4143. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Snow day at the Oregon Zoo
When I saw the polar bears I thought it was cold there then I saw the hotta.
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4144. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Rera e Hedhur
Putting this through my Two hundred inch projection TV I can confirm that the girl in the middle is engaged and has blue eyes and the tag on her bikini says M&S. I'm also a little worried about a raised mole on her ankle which I think she should get looked at.
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4145. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Digby learns about grass
I don't think Digby learned about grass, I think Digby discovered pond weed.
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4146. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video When Mom Isn't Home (Oven Kid)
Well that's about six months removed from the life of the oven door Mr Anderson or actually................ Mr 'And-his-Son
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4147. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Wood Cutting Machines!
#10#11 Me thinks you two need to get out more.
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4148. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video World Record Speed on a Skateboard
#9 Lot's of people Wooooo!
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4149. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This Simple Paper Centrifuge Could Revolutionize Global Health
#13 I remain the JJ of mystery
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4150. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Fat Bike caught on an Electric Fence!
#6 Maybe you should change your username to the Electric Scotsman and doesn't it need a 60 on the end these days?
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4151. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Shortest Runway in The World
Is this where sandblasters go for their holidays?
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4152. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video SUMS UP MOTHERHOOD IN 34 SECONDS
#15#12#8#2 Apologies Yes I was definitely talking to you or your asshole. It wasn't a matter of courage I genuinely neglected to put your number before my comment. Hope all doubt is removed now.
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4153. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Babysitting dog never had to be taught how to love baby
To those of you who gave me negatives for my comments at #2 maybe you should watch a dog, any dog for a few hours and watch how many times they lick their bottoms and willies, watch them bring up their food and eat it again, watch them greet another dog on the park by sniffing their bottoms and watch them run through grass that has pee and faeces on from other dogs, cats and foxes. Usually if they find fox faeces they with roll in it. Then bring the dog home and let it lick the face of a baby! or yourself! as I said I love dogs but come on.
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4154. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video World Record Speed on a Skateboard
#7 You could do with a change Thunders, I mean the woman with two large breasts covered in flour it's old hat and a bit weird you know, people are talking, lots of people woooo!!!
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4155. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Is this the best trick shot of all time?
Thank feck it wasn't sponsored by Red Bull. I bet they were sweating over the yellow that nearly didn't make it
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4156. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Wood Cutting Machines!
This must be what wakes trees up in the middle of the night sweating. I wonder how many trees are on antidepressants because they have witnessed this happening to another tree.
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4157. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Near death experiences captured by GoPros
Of course what you need to realise here is that the near death experiences were of the Go Pro's, all the people died.
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4158. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video World Record Speed on a Skateboard
Wake me up when they have cracked 100.
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4159. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Construction Disasters 2016: Heavy Equipment Accidents And Other Questionable Decisions...
#7 They are an eye sore, I hate driving past them.
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4160. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video SAVE THE PHONE!
#3 You honestly don't know what fecking make of phone you have?
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4161. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Real Housewives of ISIS
#20 For me this video using humour is warning the girls (not only of the UK) to what life is really going to be like if they are stupid enough to believe the Bollocks that they are being told in 'Chat rooms'.
But much more than that the video is showing the freedom of speech we have in our open world. You will all remember that there is little or no room for humour in the world of Isis as was very clearly demonstrated in Paris a couple of years ago in the offices of Charlie you know who. You cannot ever give in to radical beliefs or we are finished as a society. This video should definitely not be removed.
But much more than that the video is showing the freedom of speech we have in our open world. You will all remember that there is little or no room for humour in the world of Isis as was very clearly demonstrated in Paris a couple of years ago in the offices of Charlie you know who. You cannot ever give in to radical beliefs or we are finished as a society. This video should definitely not be removed.
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4162. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Construction Disasters 2016: Heavy Equipment Accidents And Other Questionable Decisions...
I had my heart in my mouth when the white truck went over the plank. I would love to see the Heath and safety report produced before they attempted that.
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4163. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Charlie Chaplin - Factory Work
Absolutely brilliant released 81 years ago next Saturday.
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4164. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Real Housewives of ISIS
#3#5#9 Me is thinking that we might have some supporters here init.
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4165. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Students Who Gathered Outside Cancer-Stricken Teacher's Home
Now depending on your belief system and some of you know mine. This is the good side of what religion can do. I'll have to be harsh and say that apart from the positive feeling that this will offer a person (like the gentleman said he no longer feels alone) whether he recovers, goes into remission or not will be down to biology and medication but no doubt having a positive outlook will be a big help.
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4166. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video BMW hits MINI over issue of cutting traffic
A prime example if you need one that you have to be very careful these days about pissing anyone off on the road or in life in general. All bets seem to be off if you are disrespected in this world today and I don't know why. Thirty years ago the finger would suffice or a knob head sign but I'm afraid these days it's retaliation of the violent kind.
The blue mist must leak from the brains of these fecking idiots and all thoughts of the consequences of their actions goes out of the exhaust. I mean this act alone will carry a prison sentence and a ban when the driver is caught and he will be caught. I have a rhyming slogan which might help:-
THINK! THINK! THINK! LET IT GO, NOBODY IS GOING TO FECKING KNOW.
YOUR BUMHOLE MIGHT BE NORMAL BRO, BUT IN PRISON ITS GOING TO FECKING GROW
The blue mist must leak from the brains of these fecking idiots and all thoughts of the consequences of their actions goes out of the exhaust. I mean this act alone will carry a prison sentence and a ban when the driver is caught and he will be caught. I have a rhyming slogan which might help:-
THINK! THINK! THINK! LET IT GO, NOBODY IS GOING TO FECKING KNOW.
YOUR BUMHOLE MIGHT BE NORMAL BRO, BUT IN PRISON ITS GOING TO FECKING GROW
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4167. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video What makes a hero ?
#1 The other great lesson in life, is that there is always one.
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4168. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Babysitting dog never had to be taught how to love baby
Love dogs but dog licking babies face is a BIG BIG NO NO!
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4169. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video SUMS UP MOTHERHOOD IN 34 SECONDS
Look young Lady seeing as you seem to be spoiling for a fight here I'm guessing it's probably the time of the month so I'll cut you a little slack. Anyone can see the humour in this video and when she says "Hi" back to her daughter you can hear all the love and compassion in her voice, she knows her children so well it's a great piece of video and certainly doesn't warrant your extremely nasty 'Bitch' comment.
You are totally showing your immaturity while trying to sound grown up, I've said for a long time that snotr should ban teenagers on the comment section and you are the perfect example of why.You said don't insult others when you blatantly insulted the woman in the video. And I'm afraid it's the triple monkey and the loan monkey for you..............
You are totally showing your immaturity while trying to sound grown up, I've said for a long time that snotr should ban teenagers on the comment section and you are the perfect example of why.You said don't insult others when you blatantly insulted the woman in the video. And I'm afraid it's the triple monkey and the loan monkey for you.
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4170. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Charlie Chaplin - Eating Machine
Classic Chaplin and the machine worked very well kind off.
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4171. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video SUMS UP MOTHERHOOD IN 34 SECONDS
#2 Who was it who said, 'Keep quiet and everyone might think you are stupid or type six words and remove all doubt'? It was me!! But Oscar Wilde said something similar
I think this is a great video, very amusing and pretty much does what it says in the title.
I think this is a great video, very amusing and pretty much does what it says in the title.
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4172. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This Simple Paper Centrifuge Could Revolutionize Global Health
#11 Why don't you want me to mention the cr...p? There are no dots in a C Reactive Protein.
Come on now Thunders what's your real name?
Come on now Thunders what's your real name?
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4173. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Ship Launches Gone Wrong
Blimey what a lot of squirrels !
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4174. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Girl Vs Men Eating Pizza
Its so true, it's just so fecking true, that's what we do and that's what they do, they do, they do, they really do. It's so true, it is
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4175. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This Simple Paper Centrifuge Could Revolutionize Global Health
#9 That is not how I spend my days, I may have mentioned before or maybe not, I drive fast cars, fondle women, I don't work weekends and I am my own boss. Oh and I'm not Donald Fart.
Oh and I'm not Donald Fart.53
4176. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Russian convenience store
#11 I know you said this five years ago but just in case you are still waiting for a response. I'll take a wild guess that they used to.
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4177. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This Simple Paper Centrifuge Could Revolutionize Global Health
#6 Sometimes it seems you are a nurse and have a medical background and sometimes I worry that your training has a few gaps lol. There is certainly an AIS test it stand for Auto Immune Screen and is extremely common. The test is usually made up of several parts ana (anti nuclear antibodies) parietal cell, Mitocondrial abs and sma smooth muscle abs. Maybe in the states they are requested separately so that the patient can be charged 4x for one test. The patients sample after processing is viewed under a microscope and the binding of the different parts ana,sma,mito,etc can all be viewed at the same time on the one slide. The assays for the whole screen cost around £13 $16 so no doubt the patient will be charge $1200 for the test. As a matter of interest there used to be a test in the UK called GPL and I bet you will never guess what that stands for.
In the UK as a patient you would never get a call from a lab neither would you be able to call the lab yourself for results, some people try it but they better sound like a Dr and not fall down over any additional medical questions from the lab if their is any suspicion. If there was an issue with a blood sample maybe it arrived clotted for instance or was so out of range that it needed repeating, the Dr requesting the test would get a report to that effect and then he/she would request a repeat sample the terminology for that repeat could quite easily say inconclusive. So I'm afraid I beg to differ.
In the UK as a patient you would never get a call from a lab neither would you be able to call the lab yourself for results, some people try it but they better sound like a Dr and not fall down over any additional medical questions from the lab if their is any suspicion. If there was an issue with a blood sample maybe it arrived clotted for instance or was so out of range that it needed repeating, the Dr requesting the test would get a report to that effect and then he/she would request a repeat sample the terminology for that repeat could quite easily say inconclusive. So I'm afraid I beg to differ.
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4178. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How a sewing machine works?
#12 English. I just said
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4179. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This Simple Paper Centrifuge Could Revolutionize Global Health
#3 It rather depends on the tests being done. If you think about the paediatric containers where you have a 0.5ml container often less than half full and only a quarter of that is serum (if you are lucky) and often some of that is jelly (that's from the jelly babies) you are often dealing with tiny amounts. For most tests the samples are diluted but if the Dr has requested a barrage of tests like say CRP LFT TFT AIS etc sometimes something doesn't get done and more sample is requested. There are tests that require much larger amounts think Cryoglobulins for example when three full vacutainers maybe 15ml might be required (don't know what they do in the states). Interestingly the rpm of the centrifuge can sometimes be critical and the temperature of the blood received in the lab. The biggest mistake of course is blood being put into the wrong container ie in EDTA when serum is required not plasma. So if you get a request from your doctor to repeat your test because it was 'Inconclusive' it might well have been or it might have been put in the wrong bottle, lost or mislabelled. Depends how good your FLEABO is live long and prosper
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4180. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How hormones influence our emotions
Yes me too
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4181. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This Simple Paper Centrifuge Could Revolutionize Global Health
The centrifuge is mainly used for separating the serum from the plasma and for most pathology tests you only need a couple of teardrop sized amounts of serum for testing. Obviously this device is using a tiny container to hold the blood sample. Who would have thought when we span these toys around as children often home made or free with comics that they would have a use in he field lab.
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4182. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Watch what happens when a woman hits a police officer in the face with dog poop
#15 It wasn't like a body slam and personally I think she deserved it. It a cop tells you that you can't enter an area it's not open to discussion it's for a reason and to start swearing followed by the assault on the officer what did she think was going to happen. She's obviously either a little crazy, on drugs, drunk or menstruating. I feel sorry for the dogs they must have been sooo embarrassed.
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4183. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video ABC of death
#3 I thought that, but she's dead and what you are thinking is illegal in some country's
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4184. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Dog injured and stuck on frozen train tracks saved by furry friend
What ever the in's and out's are it's a lovely story with a great ending. I love dogs.
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4185. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How a sewing machine works?
#10 Or maybe you just look like a Scot. I mean like I'm English I look English and I live in England. You on the other hand might only look Scotish and you live in London! Not looking good is it.
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4186. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Tree burns from inside out after lightning strikes it
#5 Could happen
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4187. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Watch what happens when a woman hits a police officer in the face with dog poop
#5 The definition of an island is a piece of land surrounded by water therefore Australia is an island what it isn't is a country.
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4188. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How a sewing machine works?
#7 I remember you, you're the guy who encouraged my five daughters to join that anti Scot's rally in Trafalgar square.
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4189. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Tree burns from inside out after lightning strikes it
Do you think in the early life of this planet, seeing one of these is what gave someone the idea for the chimney and then seven and a half million years later someone designed the first house to put it on. Perhaps the idea was passed down father to son for hundreds of thousands of years until someone invented paper then a few hundred thousand years after that someone invented a top drawer to keep the paper in, then when the first house was first built someone said "Hey wait a minute I'm sure I have something in grandpa's old drawer that might be useful here" and he ran down stairs because no one had thought of building above ground yet and brought out the old dusty drawing of a chimney that had obviously been altered many times in translation so that now it was a horizontal chimney which they installed into the first house and everybody died of carbon monoxide poisoning?
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4190. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How a sewing machine works?
I never realised we had so many feminists on Snotr lol lol. It was a joke but glad I was able to help
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4191. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Brain storming
What a stupid concept! Now if they had pens................
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4192. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Turkish Ebru Art
To be honest who needs a birthday card that big, you know, and do they supply envelopes, I'm doubting it and even if the did what about the poor postman who's got to deliver the fecking thing, it's all too big, much to big, much too big. I mean like who's got a mantelpiece big enough for that anyway apart from Donald Trump. What if you need it quickly anyway, you gotta wait for it to fecking dry I suppose, what the feck use is that, if it ain't fecking broke don't fecking fix it.
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4193. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How a sewing machine works?
Hey now come on, we're gonna need a woman's category. We guys don't need to know this stuff
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4194. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Biggest Waves Ever Surfed - Nazare
#3 You're a funny guy! not very, but funny. You know like Funny ish you know Funnyish that's what kind of a you are, you are funnyish
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4195. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Beautiful footage of earth from the ISS
You look out of the ISS window and it's the same old planet blue, blue, blue come on Earth it's about time you accessorised put a hat on a bit of makeup
Ironic that this video was uploaded by Captain Kirk delicious.
Just heard that John Hurt the actor has died. Midnight Express, Elephant Man, Naked civil servant, Alien. Brilliant actor. RIP
Ironic that this video was uploaded by Captain Kirk delicious.
Just heard that John Hurt the actor has died. Midnight Express, Elephant Man, Naked civil servant, Alien. Brilliant actor. RIP
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4196. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Meanwhile in Romania
#6 WHAT do you mean amazed er!! Just how amazed would I be hey! I mean what's so fecking amazing about attachments for small farm tractors. .............................nearly had you there
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4197. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Hypnosis via turning handling
What the feck
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4198. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Route 66
#7 Try to think on a higher level
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4199. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Route 66
OMD I submitted this months ago.
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4200. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Meanwhile in Romania
Very thick pencils though.
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4201. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Biggest Waves Ever Surfed - Nazare
Not as big as the one my first love gave me
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4202. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Chuck Noris on why Bruce Lee died
#4 Yes he was one of his friends, now he wasn't such a nice guy.
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4203. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Chuck Noris on why Bruce Lee died
My absolute childhood hero I even tried to cut my own hair to look like his with lets say limited success. Bruce was the reason I and no doubt hundred of thousands of others took up a martial art in the mid seventies. I even wrote the story of Enter The Dragon as an English piece, the first time I was ever interested enough to write anything if I'm honest. I bought every magazine, every book on Bruce and martial art styles I could find. Really affected my adolescent years in a positive way. RIP Bruce still my hero
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4204. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Only 12 People In The World Can Do THIS...And He's The Youngest.
Yeah I do, I do like pens I like to stick em in someone's face over and over again......Oh sorry guys I was just doing an interview for GoodFellows or was it Casino I don't fecking know. bit of a mix up there.......
This video has been on before but well worth a second viewing. I have incredible handwriting and it's great for sending secret messages cos no one else can read it except me.... so actually it's crap for sending messages cos the reciprocate has to email me to ask what I've written.
I decided to ditch the Hen sorry but it's been a while and I fancied a change, story of my life actually. I may not stay with Joe but he is better than the one that Thunders saw briefly before and the one before that which I don't think anyone saw as, it only lasted about a minute. JJ
This video has been on before but well worth a second viewing. I have incredible handwriting and it's great for sending secret messages cos no one else can read it except me.... so actually it's crap for sending messages cos the reciprocate has to email me to ask what I've written.
I decided to ditch the Hen sorry but it's been a while and I fancied a change, story of my life actually. I may not stay with Joe but he is better than the one that Thunders saw briefly before and the one before that which I don't think anyone saw as, it only lasted about a minute. JJ
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4205. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video What's Under My Kilt
#2 Now come on Mrs Sturgeon it's not that bad. You could always have a referendum! Oh wait a minute you already had one didn't you? and didn't the majority of you Scots vote to stay with your English comrades, you know I think you might have done.
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4206. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How to open a can of food without any tools
#11 Come to think of it.
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4207. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video ‘The UGLIEST Woman’ Has A POWERFUL Message For Bullies & Whiners
#13 Nope still not getting it Billy Boy ? Is it something to do with farming or the moon landing? You'll have to give us a clue You didn't play the banjo in the film Deliverance did you?
Is it something to do with farming or the moon landing? You'll have to give us a clue You didn't play the banjo in the film Deliverance did you?53
4208. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video What's Under My Kilt
Well much like the British version that was both obvious and shite.
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4209. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Wife Recorded Husband Giggling in his Sleep
#2 I am, haven't you seen Michael Mcintyre?
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4210. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Wife Recorded Husband Giggling in his Sleep
Well he's definitely not reliving a Michael Mcintyre concert
Best guess, you know that long battery powered device that belongs to his wife, well I think it's just found it's way up into an unspeakable orifice.
Best guess, you know that long battery powered device that belongs to his wife, well I think it's just found it's way up into an unspeakable orifice.
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4211. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Cute dog puts his baby sister to sleep in a swing crib
I wonder how many cigarettes and chemicals he had to endure to learn that
Sorry
Sorry
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4212. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Toddler walks away after stroller is hit by truck
OMG that looked terrifying poor kid, he was very lucky, well technically to start with he was incredibly unlucky but then he was very lucky. $20 fine well he won't do that again will he!!
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4213. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How to open a can of food without any tools
#9 Brilliant when you've finished the dishes the lounge could do with a bit of a dust Oh and I've soup all over my shirt
Oh and I've soup all over my shirt53
4214. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Ashleigh and Pudsey - Britain's Got Talent 2012 audition - UK version
She's a millionaire now
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4215. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Ghost shark caught on camera for the first time
As if Sharks weren't scary enough, now when they die they become ghost sharks? Oh shite they'll be making 'Jaws 29, return of the first shark'
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4216. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video ‘The UGLIEST Woman’ Has A POWERFUL Message For Bullies & Whiners
#9 Well I for one don't know what the feck you are trying to say Are you on medication? might need adjusting a little
#4 Burimi you are being very generous with the squirrels today, thank you....I think!
Are you on medication? might need adjusting a little#4 Burimi you are being very generous with the squirrels today, thank you....I think!
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4217. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Winter Accidents
On the odd occasion that in snows in England the whole country crashes.
#3 Do you mean you like the JJ or just the JJ ? I'm not sure if I'm related to LL or cool J My father was quite active just after the war. JJ
#3 Do you mean you like the JJ
or just the JJ ? I'm not sure if I'm related to LL or cool J My father was quite active just after the war. JJ53
4218. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Ghost shark caught on camera for the first time
I'm not bothering to watch this as I don't believe in Ghost Sharks
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4219. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Thunderstruck by Steve'n'Seagulls (LIVE)
The banjo player needs to wear a bra.
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4220. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How to open a can of food without any tools
#7 I just did........does anyone have a cloth.
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4221. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Winter Accidents
Now slow down everybody...
Can someone answer me a couple of questions. Firstly did anyone have any problems after playing the Bullet Ant or Bull and Lion videos yesterday?
Secondly is it possible to get a virus from playing a video downloaded onto Snotr?
Yesterday as I was putting a comment on the Bullet ant video my screen froze and an audible message was heard along with a blue screen with some so called windows virus detection warning talking about malware. The message said the usual crap about ringing this number for advice on removing the malware and a warning not to turn the pc off of windows would lock my computer, anyway I did and they didn't and so far it's been fine..just curious. JJ
Can someone answer me a couple of questions. Firstly did anyone have any problems after playing the Bullet Ant or Bull and Lion videos yesterday?
Secondly is it possible to get a virus from playing a video downloaded onto Snotr?
Yesterday as I was putting a comment on the Bullet ant video my screen froze and an audible message was heard along with a blue screen with some so called windows virus detection warning talking about malware. The message said the usual crap about ringing this number for advice on removing the malware and a warning not to turn the pc off of windows would lock my computer, anyway I did and they didn't and so far it's been fine..just curious. JJ
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4222. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video ‘The UGLIEST Woman’ Has A POWERFUL Message For Bullies & Whiners
Aren't some people absolute and complete barstards. It's amazing how the scum of humanity think they have the right to insult people just because they look different. What they are actually saying by making these comments is "Hi I'm a really ignorant, stupid, uneducated, selfish, hateful, son of a bitch and I think you should listen to what I've got to say" Well this young woman just walked all over all them, good luck to her I say, she's beautiful.
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4223. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Golfing on Ice Fail
#7 Yes and didn't he have a messy end. Just a shame it happened to Braveheart and not the actor playing him
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4224. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Dog gets food and brings it to its puppies
It's a shame the guy didn't bring a little more food for the puppies. I just hope this isn't Thailand or the restaurateur may have found a new source of stock, oh I don't want to think about that....
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4225. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Golfing on Ice Fail
I haven't watched the video and I haven't read the other comments but I have an idea what's going to happen here. I'll be back in a moment when I've watch it, hold on...........................................................................................Hello again YEP I was right.
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4226. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video STUNG by a BULLET ANT!
I have two questions 1) How ancient were the ancients to have come across bullets 2) Why don't they just call it the Renal Colic Ant, or RCA for short, for that pain is on a scale of it's own man.
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4227. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Bull vs Lion
I agree totally that this is not snotr material! I would have to ask admin if they would post a video of an organised dog fight? if the answer is no (and I'm sure it would be) then this video should be removed. I'm guessing it is very old, possibly from some film? be interested to know it's origin, but it should go.
#5 Is there a use for squirrels that I am not aware of?
#5 Is there a use for squirrels that I am not aware of?
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4228. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The Transparent Man: Quirkology Investigates
I have a friend who is a radio announcer and when he goes under a bridge you can't hear him talk
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4229. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Dog has rhythm and plays drum!
Mine works fine, although and I've mentioned this before, every time I go on snort I can only play three video's! The forth one won't play? I then have to come out of snotr and go back in to continue really weird but I'm used to it now.
I would like to see what happens if he changes the tempo or stops playing altogether.
I would also like to know why the dog has that 'please don't beat me' look on his/her face
I would like to see what happens if he changes the tempo or stops playing altogether.
I would also like to know why the dog has that 'please don't beat me' look on his/her face
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4230. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Hell hath no fury... like an angry rubbish collector.
Perhaps its got gull wing doors. Or maybe that's just where he has to leave the bins anyway
Or maybe that's just where he has to leave the bins anyway53
4231. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This is Your Period in 2 Minutes
It's quite a cycle to follow, luckily it's over in around forty five years. For those of you out there who say I don't understand women and lets face it who does, at least you know why now. My advice is get yourself a calendar and watch out for those special days
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4232. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Controvercial I know but 'Women driving fails'
When men have these accidents its stupid when women have these accidents its just silly and often involves makeup.
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4233. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Slow Motion - How an Impact Wrench Works
$2 at Walmart just imagine what Walmart paid for that and what the poor sod who made it got paid.
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4234. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video HYPNOTIC Video Inside Extreme Forging Factory: Kihlbergs Stal AB Hammer Forging
I bet this is where Thor worked before he was head hunted by marvel.
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4235. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Highest Bungee Dunk - Guinness World Records
It would have been much more difficult had that been coffee
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4236. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The Best Explanation Of The Atom.
#1 and looking at the video that was probably the way back in the 80's ? Hey I think I've got it
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4237. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The agony of trying to unsubscribe
Very funny and I'd really like the program he's got for responding to annoying companies, I would get a lot of use out of it. and my emoji's aren't working
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4238. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The best way to break a wall
Is this Isis decimating a section of the wailing wall
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4239. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Finland’s Got Talent
Remember what Shakespeare wrote in R&J 'Don't mess with nature Juliette, fart from your arse' what a guy.
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4240. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Meanwhile in Russia......
That's very happy music considering it seems the guy got ran over by a train.
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4241. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Firecracker in toilet.
#20 Speaking for myself I'd rather have five video each day than a shedload in one go but I'm easy really.
#21 A donation button would be a good idea, anything to keep the site alive.
#21 A donation button would be a good idea, anything to keep the site alive.
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4242. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Doctor with hammer hits patient in neck to cure cerebral infarction
Under the subtitle it ought to read 'and husband says wife was better after punching after hitting suggestion'
In my professional opinion don't try this at home guys, it probably helped with the dropping in his testicular area problem too
In my professional opinion don't try this at home guys, it probably helped with the dropping in his testicular area problem too
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4243. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Firecracker in toilet.
#13 PS Just had another idea/ thought!! How difficult would it be to allow us OR ONE OF US to bring a past video on SNOTR of say a month ago or five years ago to the top as like a new post? The fact that it has already been accepted should remove any acceptance issues or copyright problems. Even better if we could loose the previous comments it would keep things interesting for a while? Surly it can't be that difficult?? Alternatively (if that's a big problem) how difficult would it be for you Geekster to simply rerun from the beginning like the 1st video and the 2nd and so on, five a day and add new one's when you have time???
#15 I never once said it was gone, I was simply making everyone aware that it was up for auction after someone posted first that it was.. I don't think we are out of the woods CG if there aren't going to be daily video's this site will die a very quick death hence my suggestions above. More very welcome COME ON GUYS!!!!
#15 I never once said it was gone, I was simply making everyone aware that it was up for auction after someone posted first that it was.. I don't think we are out of the woods CG if there aren't going to be daily video's this site will die a very quick death hence my suggestions above. More very welcome COME ON GUYS!!!!
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4244. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Firecracker in toilet.
#13 Geekster thank you very much for your comment I'm sure I speak for everyone on this site when I say that we all really appreciate what you do here, in your own time, for no monetary gain. I wish there was something we could do to help keep this thing afloat? if there is please tell us. I would be happy to make a small monthly contribution to help with your costs I don't know what everybody else thinks about that but if a group of us made a contribution would that make any difference? From what you are saying it is you alone that is running this ship so contributions could go to you directly?
You will have to excuse my ignorance but is there anyway you could sublet (so to speak) some of the work? The one thing that will kill the site dead is if there aren't new daily video's. I'm thinking along the lines of what needs to be done to a video before it can go on the site? is there anyway you could for instance forward anything to one of us by email and us upload it for you? I'm probably talking nonsense but you know what I'm trying to say. I certainly don't want to put any more pressure on you as it sounds like you have more than enough at the moment but I know there are certain people on Snotr who care for the site greatly, just know that you can call on us. JJ
You will have to excuse my ignorance but is there anyway you could sublet (so to speak) some of the work? The one thing that will kill the site dead is if there aren't new daily video's. I'm thinking along the lines of what needs to be done to a video before it can go on the site? is there anyway you could for instance forward anything to one of us by email and us upload it for you? I'm probably talking nonsense but you know what I'm trying to say. I certainly don't want to put any more pressure on you as it sounds like you have more than enough at the moment but I know there are certain people on Snotr who care for the site greatly, just know that you can call on us. JJ
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4245. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Firecracker in toilet.
Yet another reason why you don't rent to students
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4246. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Vipava Valley-Vipavska dolina
Free groceries including wine, what is there not to like. Looking out of my window this morning it's as grey as a clay arsehole so it's nice to see sunshine green fields beautiful people and Arnold Schwarzenegger's brother just a few seconds from the end on the left.
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4247. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Kid In 350z Shows Off Too Much - CRASHES Into Fence!
#10 In my country when some youth is doing this kind of stuff we shout "Hey you Basturd bring back my car or we will track you down and kill you and all your family"
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4248. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Drawing Heaven
She now lives on the gold coast of Australia and her paintings sell for up to $3000.000
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4249. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 10 Abnormally Large Animals That Really Exist
And the prize for the least interested narrator of all time goes to...
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4250. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Migrants in Sweden viciously attack CBS Camera Team
#8 Absolutely agree with you. The irony is that if we were stupid enough to move to some of the countries that these people come from and wanted to live our lives the way we do here, we would be imprisoned, publicly flogged or put to death. Imagine building a church in a totally Muslim country you would be stoned to death with the foundations.
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4251. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Migrants in Sweden viciously attack CBS Camera Team
Appalling behaviour from a group of thugs that were likely thugs in their own country and now think they can get away with it in Sweden. I would guess they were hiding their identities because they either had criminal records back home or they shouldn't be in Sweden. It's a real pity it was only a guy in a wheelchair that ran him over and not a guy in a Hummer.
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4252. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Man punches a kangaroo in the face to rescue his dog
#8 What on earth gave the impression that I am an Aussi or a Kiwi? The Muntjac is also known as the barking deer. I did know the connection about the munts Vietnam & Kenny I was just checking if he really came from there he does tell a lot of porkies.
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4253. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video European Bike Stealing Championships 2015
#4 No No I'm talking total devastation to the thief not just a smelly bottom.
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4254. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Man punches a kangaroo in the face to rescue his dog
#6 Well Kentucky Fried Movie Guy funnily enough living just about a far away from Australia as it is possible to live, I haven't had the need to study the kangaroo nor it's little cousin the wallaby which we do have bouncing around wild in some parks of this country. My guess is that you probably don't know much about the Muntjac or Barking Deer which I have to dodge on a regular basis on my way to a fondle.
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4255. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Good reflexes
#6 You must be Irish? In England we have our swantickles removed at 11 months only partly to prevent them tingling.
That driver need to watch out because if there is a god (Questionable) he or she was definitely calling you in there.
That driver need to watch out because if there is a god (Questionable) he or she was definitely calling you in there.
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4256. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video European Bike Stealing Championships 2015
This is one area where we could learn something from isis, suicide exploding bikes when stolen. See every cloud and all that.
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4257. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Moth jamming bat's radar
Was that Kevin Costner narrating?
I use high frequency low level sonar blocking technology to prevent my neighbour receiving sky television he gets really mad.
I use high frequency low level sonar blocking technology to prevent my neighbour receiving sky television he gets really mad.
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4258. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Man punches a kangaroo in the face to rescue his dog
Now I can't condone marsupial abuse but it certainly did the trick.
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4259. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Vampire moths of Russia
#4 Yes but Dog moves in mysterious ways.
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4260. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Vampire moths of Russia
#2 just answered your PM
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4261. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Vampire moths of Russia
The Dracula moth what next? I wonder if these moths were around before Chernobyl.
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4262. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Stop a Douchebag SPB - Response to 'Stop a Douchebag'
#6 Well the first little thing is that Snotr is up for sale by auction, two days left to run have you got some money?
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4263. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video El Caminito del Rey
Holy shite not for me thank you.
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4264. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Two year old miraculously saves twin brother
#8 One at a holiday home outside pointing at the sea I'm not a peeping JJ lol The other two are here at home pointing at my Swedish neighbours bedroom and sauna where I am peeping JJ Kidding
The other two are here at home pointing at my Swedish neighbours bedroom and sauna where I am peeping JJ Kidding 53
4265. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This Car Charger will SAVE YOUR LIFE!! (Really!)
#6 Shhhhsh you know who
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4266. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video It's very hard to earn money those days!
#5 Yes as Thunders tried so elegantly to say Feck off and take your anti gay comments with you.
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4267. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This Car Charger will SAVE YOUR LIFE!! (Really!)
Of course if the company wanted to produce a real life saving device they could include an oxygen cylinder inside the unit and you could put it in your mouth and breath while releasing a flair that would burst out of the window with a surface to police station guided jet powered missile that would make it's way to the nearest police station or patrol car and get help...as it is Lazy
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4268. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Two year old miraculously saves twin brother
I think to say that he saved his life was a little strong, if the cabinet had been made forty years ago when they used wood maybe but chipboard and hardboard isn't that heavy hence the need to fix them to the wall these days and a wooden one wouldn't have fallen over anyway. Sure if the thing had caught him on one of it's edges he might have been injured but as it was naw. I thought it was interesting that when this was shown on the TV in the UK last week that they showed the cabinet falling and then immediately the older child pushing it off. They didn't show the child fiddling with the wire for a while or adding his own weight to the cabinet by climbing on top of it while his brother was being squished underneath.
While on the subject of webcams wireless one's anyway my experience is that they are crap. I have three one at a holiday home that I own. If the wireless modem loses signal (which they do all the time) the camera looses all contact with the wifi and will only start working again when they are reset BY HAND! So if your fecking camera is several hundred miles away because you are using it as a security monitoring device on your smart phone and wifi goes off for a few seconds you are fecked. As I pointed out to the company I brought them off recently.
While on the subject of webcams wireless one's anyway my experience is that they are crap. I have three one at a holiday home that I own. If the wireless modem loses signal (which they do all the time) the camera looses all contact with the wifi and will only start working again when they are reset BY HAND! So if your fecking camera is several hundred miles away because you are using it as a security monitoring device on your smart phone and wifi goes off for a few seconds you are fecked. As I pointed out to the company I brought them off recently.
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4269. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 10 Most Dangerous Jobs In The World
Anyone want to take a bet that Donald Trump won't make it to the end of his presidency?
Anyone want to take a bet that he doesn't actually make it to the Whitehouse?
Anyone want to take a bet that he doesn't actually make it to the Whitehouse?
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4270. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Caught this Dog playing by himself
#13 Or a Hen...
It's kind of sad poor thing I wonder if it's owners were nearby or if it took a long lonely walk from the home where it's owner used to live before he died.
It's kind of sad poor thing I wonder if it's owners were nearby or if it took a long lonely walk from the home where it's owner used to live before he died.
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4271. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Pyrotechnic market explosion
#7 No we all tried to help by using our jackets to try and put it out but unfortunately they were wax jackets and just made things worse.
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4272. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 10 Common Nightmares Explained
#7 Then it was all worth while.
Last week I was arrested for walking in someone else's sleep.
Last week I was arrested for walking in someone else's sleep.
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4273. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Pyrotechnic market explosion
#4 Absolutely and a little part of us would die with it.
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4274. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Pyrotechnic market explosion
I remember when the candle shop burnt down, we all stood outside and sang happy birthday.
On a serious note guys and gals and referring back to the potential sale of this wonderful site IN 4 DAYS TIME!! Can anyone throw any light on just what would be involved in taking over a site like this assuming the money was available to buy it. I mean in really REALLY simple terms what equipment would be needed how much knowledge would be required to keep it going at it's present rate. I mean is the whole thing going to be run from a single PC somewhere at the moment or is there more equipment/ hardware involved. I appreciate snotr is signed up to some online company who supply storage space and stuff but in absolute layman's terms what happens??? For example day one how does Snotr move from where it is now to say the UK for instance.. Any information would be much appreciated. JJ
On a serious note guys and gals and referring back to the potential sale of this wonderful site IN 4 DAYS TIME!! Can anyone throw any light on just what would be involved in taking over a site like this assuming the money was available to buy it. I mean in really REALLY simple terms what equipment would be needed how much knowledge would be required to keep it going at it's present rate. I mean is the whole thing going to be run from a single PC somewhere at the moment or is there more equipment/ hardware involved. I appreciate snotr is signed up to some online company who supply storage space and stuff but in absolute layman's terms what happens??? For example day one how does Snotr move from where it is now to say the UK for instance.. Any information would be much appreciated. JJ
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4275. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 10 Common Nightmares Explained
I once told my grandfather about a strange dream I once had and asked him what he thought it meant, he said it meant that I was asleep.
I once went to the video library and tried to rent that video about the 2nd world war when the Germans were trying to sink the American warships but they couldn't get their submarines to stay under the water because they had accidentally made them out of Styrofoam/Polystyrene. The guy said that isn't a film it's a dream you once had. I said how do you know. He said because you were here last week trying to rent the same film.
I once dreamed that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up, they were really mad, especially the Catholics.
I once dreamed that I was choking on an enormous marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone.
I once went to the video library and tried to rent that video about the 2nd world war when the Germans were trying to sink the American warships but they couldn't get their submarines to stay under the water because they had accidentally made them out of Styrofoam/Polystyrene. The guy said that isn't a film it's a dream you once had. I said how do you know. He said because you were here last week trying to rent the same film.
I once dreamed that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up, they were really mad, especially the Catholics.
I once dreamed that I was choking on an enormous marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone.
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4276. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Antares Rocket Explosion from 2 miles away
Sorry my 'Not Me......' comment at 23 above was for #21
I have to say it's nice to see the support coming through here #22 and #24 both look promising.
#13 Replied PM
I have to say it's nice to see the support coming through here #22 and #24 both look promising.
#13 Replied PM
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4277. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Antares Rocket Explosion from 2 miles away
#22 Not me.......................
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4278. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Antares Rocket Explosion from 2 miles away
#7 I also know nothing about what would be necessary to save this site, I just feel we ought to look at the options as it's too good a place to let go. I don't know if admin realise what they have created here. I would be lost without my daily fixes on Snotr, I love the video's but most of all I love the people, the banter the occasional violence it's has it's own life this site. And I don't think we should let it go without a fight.
What would Admin need to change their minds about this? Come on admin we need to hear from you.. Clearly a meeting has taken place and reasons to sell have been voiced, what are those reasons, can we help? Is it costing you money as well as time or is it just time that you don't want to spend anymore running the site? How many people are going to benefit from the proceeds of the sale is it just Neik? do you all want out or are there any that want to stay? Would a smaller amount of money persuade you to keep going? Talk to us....................
#10 Time for those of us with contacts in higher places to get some info don't you think Thunders
What would Admin need to change their minds about this? Come on admin we need to hear from you.. Clearly a meeting has taken place and reasons to sell have been voiced, what are those reasons, can we help? Is it costing you money as well as time or is it just time that you don't want to spend anymore running the site? How many people are going to benefit from the proceeds of the sale is it just Neik? do you all want out or are there any that want to stay? Would a smaller amount of money persuade you to keep going? Talk to us....................
#10 Time for those of us with contacts in higher places to get some info don't you think Thunders
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4279. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Opening a beer with a sheet of paper
Just in case anyone is not aware SNOTR the site/ business is up for sale I heard a figure of $40.000 £33.000 ish Not sure if that is accurate. Frightening times guys!! I'm not a great advocate of change as in my experience it isn't always for the better but then again I have experienced the NHS.
I was wondering if any of you out there fancied the idea of a community take over. I have absolutely no idea how to run a site but maybe it's doable. Obviously it would require a community divide of the purchase price and some information about running costs, It depends also on how much you love Snotr, but as share holders it might even be possible with... dare I say it the inclusion of some advertising to make us all millionaires, bear in mind before you pooh pooh the advertising thing that is what the new owners will do anyway whoever they are. £33k sounds a lot but it soon divides down with enough interest?????????????
Could Admin explain to the community here A) The reason for selling..was it something we said? B) How much it is expected to sell for in $ and £ C) What would be involved in taking this over ie is the technology included in the sale and what knowledge would be needed to make it run? D) What are the monthly costs involved in running Snotr E) What else should we know?
JJ
I was wondering if any of you out there fancied the idea of a community take over. I have absolutely no idea how to run a site but maybe it's doable. Obviously it would require a community divide of the purchase price and some information about running costs, It depends also on how much you love Snotr, but as share holders it might even be possible with... dare I say it the inclusion of some advertising to make us all millionaires, bear in mind before you pooh pooh the advertising thing that is what the new owners will do anyway whoever they are. £33k sounds a lot but it soon divides down with enough interest?????????????
Could Admin explain to the community here A) The reason for selling..was it something we said? B) How much it is expected to sell for in $ and £ C) What would be involved in taking this over ie is the technology included in the sale and what knowledge would be needed to make it run? D) What are the monthly costs involved in running Snotr E) What else should we know?
JJ
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4280. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Antares Rocket Explosion from 2 miles away
Just in case anyone is not aware SNOTR the site/ business is up for sale I heard a figure of $40.000 £33.000 ish Not sure if that is accurate. Frightening times guys!! I'm not a great advocate of change as in my experience it isn't always for the better but then again I have experienced the NHS.
I was wondering if any of you out there fancied the idea of a community take over. I have absolutely no idea how to run a site but maybe it's doable. Obviously it would require a community divide of the purchase price and some information about running costs, It depends also on how much you love Snotr, but as share holders it might even be possible with... dare I say it the inclusion of some advertising to make us all millionaires, bear in mind before you pooh pooh the advertising thing that is what the new owners will do anyway whoever they are. £33k sounds a lot but it soon divides down with enough interest?????????????
Could Admin explain to the community here A) The reason for selling..was it something we said? B) How much it is expected to sell for in $ and £ C) What would be involved in taking this over ie is the technology included in the sale and what knowledge would be needed to make it run? D) What are the monthly costs involved in running Snotr E) What else should we know?
JJ
I was wondering if any of you out there fancied the idea of a community take over. I have absolutely no idea how to run a site but maybe it's doable. Obviously it would require a community divide of the purchase price and some information about running costs, It depends also on how much you love Snotr, but as share holders it might even be possible with... dare I say it the inclusion of some advertising to make us all millionaires, bear in mind before you pooh pooh the advertising thing that is what the new owners will do anyway whoever they are. £33k sounds a lot but it soon divides down with enough interest?????????????
Could Admin explain to the community here A) The reason for selling..was it something we said? B) How much it is expected to sell for in $ and £ C) What would be involved in taking this over ie is the technology included in the sale and what knowledge would be needed to make it run? D) What are the monthly costs involved in running Snotr E) What else should we know?
JJ
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4281. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Driver leaves boat behind on Suburban Street
Could Admin explain to the community here A) The reason for selling..was it something we said? B) How much it is expected to sell for in $ and £ C) What would be involved in taking this over ie is the technology included in the sale and what knowledge would be needed to make it run? D) What are the monthly costs involved in running Snotr E) What else should we know?
I'll copy and paste these question to a newer video in case it gets missed. JJ
I'll copy and paste these question to a newer video in case it gets missed. JJ
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4282. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Driver leaves boat behind on Suburban Street
Just in case anyone misses it below SNOTR is on the market for sale!! I think we should consider a community buy out? Opinions everybody??
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4283. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Baby Elephant Surprises Caretaker with a Hug
#5 This is terrible news Why????? Speaking for myself. Perhaps we should look into a community buy out? I'll pledge a grand.
Perhaps we should look into a community buy out? I'll pledge a grand.53
4284. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The sound of disturbed Silence
A big thank you to admin for allowing this upload. I was played this by one of my sons a few weeks ago and I have to say I was absolutely blown away. Never heard of the guy or the band before and listening to some of their other stuff it's not really my bag man, maybe thirty years ago but I like a quieter existence these days.
But OMD what a voice the power especially towards the end incredible. And it also shows what an amazing job Paul Simon did with the lyrics. I did do a little digging on Youtube and found quite an unpleasant video of him having a go at an audience member for texting during his performance which I didn't agree with. I was thinking maybe she was texting her recently deaf brother who was dying at home in his bed, details of the show, that's what I would have shouted back at him anyway even though I haven't got a brother.
But OMD what a voice the power especially towards the end incredible. And it also shows what an amazing job Paul Simon did with the lyrics. I did do a little digging on Youtube and found quite an unpleasant video of him having a go at an audience member for texting during his performance which I didn't agree with. I was thinking maybe she was texting her recently deaf brother who was dying at home in his bed, details of the show, that's what I would have shouted back at him anyway even though I haven't got a brother.
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4285. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video UP 844 Highball @ 75mph
Oh I really must watch this again...now where did I put my Anorak
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4286. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 10 Ways You’re Secretly Tricked By Companies
T H E B A R S T A R D S We should all stop buying things and teach them a lesson
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4287. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video What is snowkiting? This is snowkiting!
#16 Last I heard he was running from a pack of hungry hounds and a guy wearing white trousers and a red jacket with the horn.
#11#12 I'm 1959 and although I don't feel any older than when I was about 25, you must both admit that it sounds really old being born in the 50's. I think we have been incredibly lucky to be born and grow up in this period. Never before has there been such a transformation on this planet in technology music medicine, space exploration and general knowledge and never again will there be such a change. We've gone from basically nothing to walking around with Encyclopaedia Britannica in our pockets. Okay so the future is also going to be amazing (if some idiot doesn't blow us all up first) but what happens in the future it will be from where we are now, not from where we were in 1958/9.
#11#12 I'm 1959 and although I don't feel any older than when I was about 25, you must both admit that it sounds really old being born in the 50's. I think we have been incredibly lucky to be born and grow up in this period. Never before has there been such a transformation on this planet in technology music medicine, space exploration and general knowledge and never again will there be such a change. We've gone from basically nothing to walking around with Encyclopaedia Britannica in our pockets. Okay so the future is also going to be amazing (if some idiot doesn't blow us all up first) but what happens in the future it will be from where we are now, not from where we were in 1958/9.
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4288. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Boxing Kangaroo
#9 Really?.............
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4289. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video What is snowkiting? This is snowkiting!
July for me and I'm embarrassed now that I am the youngster in the Thunder-Scots-JJ trio as I'm only 57, I have so much to learn
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4290. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video What would happen if you didn’t sleep?
I seriously think I was born to sleep, I can nod off pretty much anytime anyplace.......oops sorry... If I'm seriously stressed about something though it's the first thing to go and a couple of nights with disturbed sleep and I'm fecked! mood takes a tumble, apatite likewise along with concentration. I've learnt over the years to keep my stress levels at a manageable level, one can only do what one can do, I don't push it these days. Just so long as I can drive fast car's, fondle women, not work weekends and be my own boss I'm fine.
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4291. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video What would happen if you didn’t sleep?
Sorry fell asleep during that, what did he say?
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4292. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video More Amazing robot animals
#1 Well it took until January the 9th but I finally got one on this year lol.
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4293. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Boxing Kangaroo
I absolutely disagree with bringing a wild animal onto TV with boxing gloves on!!
Having said the above I get the feeling that this couple had a row before the show and the guy found a way of taking out his frustrations on his wife... It's a little like hiring a hit kangaroo
Having said the above I get the feeling that this couple had a row before the show and the guy found a way of taking out his frustrations on his wife... It's a little like hiring a hit kangaroo
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4294. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Ukrainian 7 year old has talent
Is he going to be tested for illegal sweets?
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4295. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Thanksgiving survivors
#4 As all turkeys should be
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4296. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video School car lines, this seems surreal for someone living outside the US.
I thought this was another gun security check point video
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4297. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Cliff collapses at a beach in France
If a cliff falls down and no one is there to hear it does it make any sound?
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4298. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This is what is wrong with millennial generations
#13 Eleanor Roosevelt!! She dissed me so I blocked her
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4299. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Have you ever seen an atom?
I don't believe in atoms therefore they don't exist.
I've never seen electricity so I don't pay for it. When the bill arrives I just write "Sorry I haven't seen any all month" and send it back.
I've never seen electricity so I don't pay for it. When the bill arrives I just write "Sorry I haven't seen any all month" and send it back.
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4300. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Avatar-Style Manned Robot Takes First Steps In South Korea
It was a little short-sighted to use a test pilot without legs for this test, they had to drag him out for most of it.
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4301. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Death of a wind turbine
He must have been really depressed bless him.
I've never seen one rotate so fast they should set them all on fire.
I've never seen one rotate so fast they should set them all on fire.
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4302. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This is what is wrong with millennial generations
#7 Why would you tell so and so and then send them a text? Is this a short term memory so an so?
#10 Absolutely we do have some thoughtful conversation here don't we.
I was sitting at a table last night with among others two girls in their early twenties, cell phones on the table. Soon a conversation began about another girl who had removed one of them from a friendship group on twatter I think, feck me it went on and on and on and on and on and on about what to do about it apparently this girl had dissed 'fecking dissed I ask you' something that had been said by this other girl and she was BLOCKED 'fecking blocked I ask you' so she retaliated by the group removal. What was to be done OMFG LIFE IS TOO SHORT, IT's TOO SHORT. I left the table and did some suduku
#10 Absolutely we do have some thoughtful conversation here don't we.
I was sitting at a table last night with among others two girls in their early twenties, cell phones on the table. Soon a conversation began about another girl who had removed one of them from a friendship group on twatter I think, feck me it went on and on and on and on and on and on about what to do about it apparently this girl had dissed 'fecking dissed I ask you' something that had been said by this other girl and she was BLOCKED 'fecking blocked I ask you' so she retaliated by the group removal. What was to be done OMFG LIFE IS TOO SHORT, IT's TOO SHORT. I left the table and did some suduku
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4303. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This is what is wrong with millennial generations
Not a single word there that I disagree with
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4304. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Canada over Christmas ( apparently it gets a bit icy there )
With neighbours like that who needs the comedy channel
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4305. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Police brutality
#10 fecking cold there...
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4306. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Train Derails Right In Front Of Camera Man
Yes I don't think we need to look very far and wide to see who is responsible for this derailing allegedly and without prejudice.
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4307. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Repairing $30 000 Damaged GIANT Tire
#8 Don't want to worry you but you may be having a stroke! But then what you do in your own time is up to you.
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4308. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Meanwhile at the international rock, scissors, paper championship
Who won?
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4309. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Repairing $30 000 Damaged GIANT Tire
"What's the damage mate"
"Let's See... Bit of this and that, some gum, quite a bit of gum actually, some stitching, bit a trimming some string stuff, labour...er... call it £20 $30 if you're a yanky"
"Of course you do know you won't be able to exceed 55mph on the motorway now and doubtful it will pass it's next mot, but we did our best, personally I'd have brought a new one"
"Let's See... Bit of this and that, some gum, quite a bit of gum actually, some stitching, bit a trimming some string stuff, labour...er... call it £20 $30 if you're a yanky"
"Of course you do know you won't be able to exceed 55mph on the motorway now and doubtful it will pass it's next mot, but we did our best, personally I'd have brought a new one"
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4310. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Daredevil Gets Arrested for Climbing Skyscraper After Scaling Egypt Pyramid
#7 Oh no! Don't mention the ears, I mentioned them once but I think I got away with it.
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4311. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Police brutality
Definitely underequipped, only a matter of time before they bring out the yellow snowballs.
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4312. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Daredevil Gets Arrested for Climbing Skyscraper After Scaling Egypt Pyramid
#3 That's true up to a point, but! you are underestimating how hard I can poke and the length of my stick! Oh that sounds so wrong
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4313. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Black friday
#10 Phew I hope you took the hoodie down with you.
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4314. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Black friday
#3 What happened, are you unemployed now?
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4315. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Daredevil Gets Arrested for Climbing Skyscraper After Scaling Egypt Pyramid
I wouldn't arrest him I'd just poke him off with a stick
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4316. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This is how pole dancing was invented.
This looks like a party at the Burmese version of the 70's TV series 'Land of The Giants' where the giant granny tried to stab one of them with her knitting needle through the top of a giant shoe box. .... "Nurse I'm having those thoughts again bring the medication"....
.... "Nurse I'm having those thoughts again bring the medication"....53
4317. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video George Carlin on Soft Language
#14 Oh
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4318. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video George Carlin on Soft Language
#11 Doesn't sound like any Starbucks I've ever been in, but it has been a while.
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4319. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video SALTO - Berkeley's leaping robot
So basically they have reinvented the frog, give it a couple of years and the French will be serving Salto's in restaurants with a little salt and seasoning
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4320. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Yule not getaway
Special concessions you see.
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4321. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Skittles Sorting Machine
#10 I wonder if it sorts ears?
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4322. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Elephant Family guarding Baby Elephant crossing busy road
#3 Well if you need a reason I'm happy to be it Perhaps you would stick up for me next time they threaten to throw me out lol
#7 You seem a very unhappy person, what happened abusive childhood? untreated HD-ADHD? Have you tried counselling, they can do wonders these days along with some short term medication you could be on the road to recovery in no time. L&P
#12 Yes you are right, it is dragging.
Admin:- Could be also have a throwing up Emoji for when Thunders is talking to Foxy.
Perhaps you would stick up for me next time they threaten to throw me out lol#7 You seem a very unhappy person, what happened abusive childhood? untreated HD-ADHD? Have you tried counselling, they can do wonders these days along with some short term medication you could be on the road to recovery in no time.
L&P#12 Yes you are right, it is dragging.
Admin:- Could be also have a throwing up Emoji for when Thunders is talking to Foxy.
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4323. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video George Carlin on Soft Language
#9 How do you take it? (please don't say "Usually through the mouth and down the throat) I mean Latte, flat white, espresso, Americano, instant?
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4324. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Happy New Year Snotr!!!
#5 Well I do hope so lol
Also while I'm complaining (Think it's going to be one of those years) What's with the Big colourful emoji's it's about time we had a few more to play with admin!! Come on, call it a belated Christmas present. How about some horizontal and vertical bricks so we could build things and some more means of insulting each other perhaps a shotgun pointing at a fox that would be handy and a face about to be sick for the high rise video's and one depicting boredom for when ten video's in a row have been played by.... (Well I'm not mentioning names) Oh and a nice Hen maybe some weather Sunshine, rain, thundersnow (what ever that is) and some little legs going in both directions L&P JJ
Also while I'm complaining (Think it's going to be one of those years) What's with the Big colourful emoji's it's about time we had a few more to play with admin!! Come on, call it a belated Christmas present. How about some horizontal and vertical bricks so we could build things and some more means of insulting each other perhaps a shotgun pointing at a fox that would be handy and a face about to be sick for the high rise video's and one depicting boredom for when ten video's in a row have been played by.... (Well I'm not mentioning names) Oh and a nice Hen maybe some weather Sunshine, rain, thundersnow (what ever that is) and some little legs going in both directions L&P JJ
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4325. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Dare Devils Make Way to the Top of Central Park South High Rise Under Construction!
#3 There are bound to be bit's between the paving stones I think they call it dna identification. You have to use a screwdriver to get it out.
The cracks between the paving stones
like river's of flowing veins
Strange people who know me
behind every window pane
The girl I used to love
Lives in this yellow house
yesterday she passed me by
She doesn't wanna know me now
WoooooW
Can you see the real me, can you can you.
The cracks between the paving stones
like river's of flowing veins
Strange people who know me
behind every window pane
The girl I used to love
Lives in this yellow house
yesterday she passed me by
She doesn't wanna know me now
WoooooW
Can you see the real me, can you can you.
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4326. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video George Carlin on Soft Language
#5 Not Starbucks I prefer a proper coffee at a proper coffee shop.
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4327. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Happy New Year Snotr!!!
Happy New year to you all. Thought I would get the first complaint in for 2017 great video but would like to see a female version, ring those little bells. Love and Peace Everyone, L&P JJ
Love and Peace Everyone, L&P JJ53
4328. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video George Carlin on Soft Language
#3 Just going out for an afternoon coffee, Happy New Year.
Dead became the big sleep
Gay became homosexual
Pooh became a bear
Screwed became ripped off
Christmas became ripped off
H20 became water
Dog became an ugly woman
Moose became an ugly woman
pig became a police man
MPH became KMPH
Dead became the big sleep
Gay became homosexual
Pooh became a bear
Screwed became ripped off
Christmas became ripped off
H20 became water
Dog became an ugly woman
Moose became an ugly woman
pig became a police man
MPH became KMPH
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4329. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video George Carlin on Soft Language
Oh you big softy.
Dead became the big sleep
Gay became homosexual
Pooh became a bear
Dead became the big sleep
Gay became homosexual
Pooh became a bear
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4330. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The REAL Lord of the Ring - Mesmerizing Street Performer! Taiwan
Why is it whenever I see people doing this all I can think about is why don't they crunch their knuckles ever.
My vision of utopia is when everyone in the world carries one of these and rolls around in the streets and parks. Sitting outside a street café with a whole bunch of these leaning against the wall.
My vision of utopia is when everyone in the world carries one of these and rolls around in the streets and parks. Sitting outside a street café with a whole bunch of these leaning against the wall.
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4331. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Dare Devils Make Way to the Top of Central Park South High Rise Under Construction!
More idiots waiting to be scraped off a pavement
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4332. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Elephant Family guarding Baby Elephant crossing busy road
China stop licking your lips!.
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4333. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Brave Chipmonks!
Isn't it amazing that just because these little critters have stripy little bodies and long busy tails we try and get close with our camera's and say they are cute, yet if they had plain brown bodies and no fur on their tails we would shout RAT and run away. It's a bit Ratish if you think about it.
#3 Perhaps it's time you switched to one of those plastic cups with the little lid and mouthpiece and stopped using technology, maybe audio books would be safer.
#3 Perhaps it's time you switched to one of those plastic cups with the little lid and mouthpiece and stopped using technology, maybe audio books would be safer.
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4334. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Fails of the month - November 2016
Have you noticed how the fails are becoming a little samey
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4335. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Flight of the Bumble Bee xylophone
I had a friend who tried to play Flight of the Bumble Bee on a Tuba, he blew his liver out through the horn.
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4336. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How to make a funny video, even funnier!
#7 You are not allowed to say Black out it's not politically correct. He fainted Okay!
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4337. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video New way of fishing
Imagine the irony if the vehicle was full of Pescatarians
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4338. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Earthquakes of the First 15 Years of the 21st Century
This is what happens when you live on a faulty planet.
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4339. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Painful fails
#5 Not to mention a good telling off from Dad..... fiveruple fail
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4340. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The worst first date ever
#2 Not exactly the same, probably more alcohol lol
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4341. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Mirror prank
Last week I was in a forest and a tree fell down behind me and I didn't hear it.
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4342. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Banned Beer commercial "Bud light ~ Clothing drive"
Yes well done Sarah
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4343. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The worst first date ever
Most of my first dates were like that
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4344. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Elderly Woman Waves at Students Every Day. Then She Got a HUGE Surprise.
#5 No it would come from the finger, still a part of the body and in addition she wouldn't have to waste a morning's kitting getting invited to the college.
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4345. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How to make a funny video, even funnier!
I'm only guessing but did he keep passing out.
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4346. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Monty Python's Flying Circus - "Argument Clinic" Quote-A-Long
#2 You are a few years under on the age guess, not too many but a few. I'm also fairly sure I've answered the other questions:- I drive fast cars, fondle women, but I am my own boss and I have weekends off
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4347. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Elephant Falls Asleep After Lullaby
#7 You madam are what is commonly known in the trade as a fecking idiot. I can only hope that 2017 becomes the year that people start farming Snotcrowdisgay's. It's a double monkey and an odd one for you.
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4348. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Elephant Falls Asleep After Lullaby
I will never understand how anyone could harm one of these wonderful creatures and I would like to wish a New Year Pox to any one who does. While I'm on the subject I would also like to wish plague to anyone who deals in Rhino horn 'That will mainly be you China you fecking idiots' Take an Aspirin, eat more fruit, Viagra if you need it, but stop having these wonderful creatures murdered.
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4349. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Charity match Rugby pitch invasion !
Little fecker! Yes still have some Christmas spirit left mostly white wine, why does everyone buy you white wine I drink Red for feck sake.
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4350. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Baby Sloth Can't Stop Yawning!!!
Now that's what I call a dog. I'd gladly hand back all my Christmas presents for a baby sloth. I wonder if they make good pets probably some law against keeping them though. I lub him the whickle fing.
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4351. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Elderly Woman Waves at Students Every Day. Then She Got a HUGE Surprise.
She needs one of those pretend arms like the queen uses when she's in her car so she can carry on knitting. Wouldn't it be fun just for one day maybe Halloween if she gave them the finger
Wouldn't it be fun just for one day maybe Halloween if she gave them the finger53
4352. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Monty Python's Flying Circus - "Argument Clinic" Quote-A-Long
Always good to watch again. I totally grew up with Monty Python and the argument sketch is one of my favourites and it's only forty odd years old. Nod nod wink wink know what I mean, say NO MORE!
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4353. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video U.S. Immigration is easy.
#2 Yeah then the cancer finally got him
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4354. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Deer convention
#6 I Doe
#7 I do but my parallel needs a bit of work
#7 I do but my parallel needs a bit of work
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4355. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Deer convention
Santa's pit stop.
or
It's just a very deer road to live on
or
It's just a very deer road to live on
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4356. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Who are Messi and Ronaldo?
Doing that in the middle of the road wow those guys have balls
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4357. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Wait for it!
I've never seen a hoover junior overtake a motorbike before. I had a Lambretta J20 back in the day, don't remember it going that fast, sounded like it should but no.
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4358. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Truck Commercial - FUNNY GIRLS
Oh for goodness sake everyone take a chill pill for feck sake you are giving me a headache.
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4359. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Germany. Interesting Facts about Germany
#2 I'm thinking you need to open the door, walk out, and come back in again. It's not gone too well so far has it.
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4360. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Merry Christmas Snotr!
Yeah Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year to you all from JJ.
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4361. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video What a great art to cut hair and create a unique hairstyle.... Amazing Person...!
Well he didn't learn this at Barber collage he must be a frustrated sculptor and his brother a tinnitus medic short of business. Imagine his first customer "Okay make yourself comfortable I want to try something" "What the feck are you mad"
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4362. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video People Who Laughed at Trump and said he would never be President Donald Trump Funny Compilation
I guess history will record the future a coming, good or bad. Lets just hope that President Trump doesn't have the last laugh on his own.
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4363. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video A simple song
Part musical instrument, part instrument of medieval torture and natural enemy of the fingernail.
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4364. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Germany. Interesting Facts about Germany
Don't mention the war. I just did but I think I got away with it.
Don't like the no smiling thing
Do like the Sunday closing thing takes me back to England about thirty years ago. That was a black day when everyday became like every other.
Do like the no religion thing
Don't like the neo Nazi thing that they didn't mention.
Don't like the no smiling thing
Do like the Sunday closing thing takes me back to England about thirty years ago. That was a black day when everyday became like every other.
Do like the no religion thing
Don't like the neo Nazi thing that they didn't mention.
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4365. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Warde
I'd like to see them swoop down and swallow Children and pigeons.
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4366. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Moving heavy rocks with simple tools
#3 Yes thanks for that Thunders it arrived just in time
#2 Looking forward to Boxing day now lol
#2 Looking forward to Boxing day now lol
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4367. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Awesome dog vs Walrus
Amongst my pack is a Chihuahua and he would have done exactly the same thing the only difference is that he would probably have dragged one of them home to sleep on. They are sea lions not Walruses.
They are sea lions not Walruses.53
4368. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Moving heavy rocks with simple tools
Just wanted to wish you all a very happy Christmas and a happy new year. Obviously due to the time difference most of you are not yet enjoying Christmas day as we in the England are. Just about to sit down for our Turkey and trimmings the present opening went as well as can be expected Aftershave and socks again lol. Happy Christmas everyone. xxxxx
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4369. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Robin Williams Guest Role On Friends
Both dead except Billy Crystal
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4370. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Tin mine excavated too close to the ocean causes massive landslide - Indonesia 1993
#1 Totally agree. Number 10
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4371. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Volvo Trucks – The Flying Passenger (Live Test)
Number 11
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4372. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video When you get bored in the lab
#3 That's absolutely correct Thunders
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4373. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Angry wasps appear after explosion
#10 Now that's my kind of an explanation......................You barsteward why did you steal my kind of an explanation
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4374. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video When you get bored in the lab
As much as I like Thunders!! Come on SNOTR nine in a row. I'm sure others have submitted video's this is bordering on lazy again!
Regarding the video this one is rather crappy, I mean the pretending to walk down stairs gag has been seen a million times I don't get why this was submitted in the first place, Thunders??
Regarding the video this one is rather crappy, I mean the pretending to walk down stairs gag has been seen a million times I don't get why this was submitted in the first place, Thunders??
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4375. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Meanwhile in Bangladesh
#10 All depends on your rate per brick
Now would you take this job? It's a one month contract after which nobody would ever employ you again due to the nature of the work, but nobody or thing would be harmed in anyway, but remember you would be unable to work again ok... Here's the deal... Day one you work for seventeen hours and get paid just one dime, Day two you work for seventeen hours and get paid just two dimes, Day three you work for seventeen hours and get paid just four dimes. You continue to work seventeen hours a day for the rest of the month but your wage only continues to increase at that rate providing you work for seventeen hours, if you work any less time your wage is halved for the whole week? Do you take the job???
Now would you take this job? It's a one month contract after which nobody would ever employ you again due to the nature of the work, but nobody or thing would be harmed in anyway, but remember you would be unable to work again ok... Here's the deal... Day one you work for seventeen hours and get paid just one dime, Day two you work for seventeen hours and get paid just two dimes, Day three you work for seventeen hours and get paid just four dimes. You continue to work seventeen hours a day for the rest of the month but your wage only continues to increase at that rate providing you work for seventeen hours, if you work any less time your wage is halved for the whole week? Do you take the job???
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4376. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Bike balancing 200m high up - Fabio Wibmer
I have another theory (see my theory at the end of the crazy guy on the roof video previous) My new theory for this video is that he get's his front wheel on the top of the railing which you see, then he quickly jumps off his bike and walks along by the side of his bike pushing it along the railing having tied one of his trainers onto the peddle for the first corner shot. Watch it again it's a possibility, that's how I'd do it anyway as I'm not stupid
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4377. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video At the TOP of Toronto.Canada
I have a theory, he's just been diagnosed with an aggressive form of brain cancer and his Doctor has just given him 30 minutes to live, oh and he hasn't got a girlfriend.
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4378. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Meanwhile in Bangladesh
Obviously paid by the brick
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4379. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video At the TOP of Toronto.Canada
I cannot imagine having the courage, stupidity or confidence in one's own control to do this. You wouldn't get me up there to start with.
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4380. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Crossing A River in Somaliland
#4 Thunders I have to ask you this but in America do they not say (after saying something that rhymes) "I'm a poet and didn't know it"? I kind of assumed that this popular saying in UK had travelled across the pond at some point.
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4381. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Magic Clay. A Clay animation by Guldies
#3#4 I'm not an expert you understand but if were guessing I'd say they took it out.
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4382. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Crossing A River in Somaliland
Three in a row its the Thundersnow show. I'm a poet and didn't know I was one.
#2 Because their cars are in the queue waiting to cross perhaps
#2 Because their cars are in the queue waiting to cross perhaps
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4383. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Magic Clay. A Clay animation by Guldies
I could do that...well the last thirty seconds anyway... Great animation.
Great animation.53
4384. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video MultiGP Nationals Track
Reminds me of Eagle flight over Paris on the Xbox VR only the views are crap here.
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4385. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Meanwhile in Russian Gas Station
#9 I just thought the music was a bit computer game-ish and you like it but can't find it and are asking other people to find it and computer games have been aground for over thirty years now and as such often turn up in garage sales and car boot sales and people who go to car boots and garage sales tend to browse a lot and end up buying things they don't really need and it becomes a habit and they go week after week after week and pretty soon there houses become cluttered and of course they might need the things they have brought (even though they won't) and they become hoarders...that's all.
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4386. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Meanwhile in Russian Gas Station
#6 Just curious?.... You sure?
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4387. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video What to do with your body when it's dead.
#14 Sounds like a nice arrangement. I don't speak any German, English gets me into enough trouble, I'd probably end up starting another war. shame about the hat I've always fancied a Panama.
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4388. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Meanwhile in Russian Gas Station
#3 Quick question Thunders. Would you describe yourself as one of life's hoarders or a minimalist, just curious.
He basically either a lazy barsteward, wasn't driving or it was staged for the camera.
He basically either a lazy barsteward, wasn't driving or it was staged for the camera.
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4389. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Yuja Wang going off the rails with Mozart
#21 You won't be able to play a duet with her, there won't be enough room for you, her and your ears on the piano stool.
#17 Proof if it was needed that it's quantity not quality as I suspected lol. Just keep bang in them out.
#17 Proof if it was needed that it's quantity not quality as I suspected lol. Just keep bang in them out.
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4390. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Huge rocks come loose as cliff jumper leaps from 92 Feet! (Azure Window - GoT location)
oh feck I went wrong53
4391. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Yuja Wang going off the rails with Mozart
Incredible pair of legs outstanding bravo!
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4392. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Who needs electricity?
#7 Bikes and Roller skates generally don't go twenty or more feet into the air at what looked like 20-30mph attached to a track made by an old man in his shed. The fact that there have been some terrible accidents in the UK such as Alton Towers despite health and safety regulations (The latest turned out to be operator error) should make you realise how dangerous some of these rides can be even when they are made to high standards. I don't believe in wrapping children up in cotton wool either, but as I'm sure you know some countries (and I suspect this is one of them) don't have very high standards when it comes to looking after their citizens, records aren't kept when things go wrong and whereas over here where it makes a big news story and close scrutiny is undertaken to prevent repeats of accidents, this is often not the case overseas. I guess we make our own judgments for our Children, mine would be different to yours.
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4393. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Who needs electricity?
#3 Not if it's only open in the daytime and it's a barbecue restaurant.
#4 Would you honesty be happy for your children or grandchildren to ride on this without a health and safety check?? They are there for a reason to protect you and your family. Sometimes H&S can go too far but not when it comes down to fairground rides sorry.
If have to say I wouldn't have let any of my children ride on some of those rides, where is the health and safety? No diagrams, no strength testing, probably no maintenance program. It's an accident waiting to happen sorry!
#4 Would you honesty be happy for your children or grandchildren to ride on this without a health and safety check?? They are there for a reason to protect you and your family. Sometimes H&S can go too far but not when it comes down to fairground rides sorry.
If have to say I wouldn't have let any of my children ride on some of those rides, where is the health and safety? No diagrams, no strength testing, probably no maintenance program. It's an accident waiting to happen sorry!
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4394. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Huge rocks come loose as cliff jumper leaps from 92 Feet! (Azure Window - GoT location)
#7
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4395. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Huge rocks come loose as cliff jumper leaps from 92 Feet! (Azure Window - GoT location)
You see to me I see the destruction of a beautiful landmark. But as long as this guy enjoyed himself
#2 Why would you want the whole thing to fall down? Then it is gone forever!
#2 Why would you want the whole thing to fall down? Then it is gone forever!
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4396. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Liquid nitrogen in huge balloon
#5 And I downvoted you too.
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4397. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Liquid nitrogen in huge balloon
#3 You are indeed free to express your opinions dear little tAtor chops and I am free to not give a rats ass. And you do mind the downvotes they really upset you.
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4398. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video What to do with your body when it's dead.
#11 That's really nice is that the German connection? I don't know anything about Sizzlik. Do I need to buy a hat?
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4399. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Cute Dalmatian
#6 Ah you poor thing. Wrong time of year though because a Puppy is for life not just for Christmas. Get a squirrel, you can let them go on boxing day and nobody will mind. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. The only problem with Snotr Squirrels is that they run backwards.
Get a squirrel, you can let them go on boxing day and nobody will mind. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. The only problem with Snotr Squirrels is that they run backwards.53
4400. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Make a whistle out of .... THE AMERICAN WAY
#1 The answer is not blowing in the wind it is very clearly explained in my comments on the 'CHRISTMAS HACKS' video about four video's down......... It would appear that Snotr are conducting their own social experiment on you lol......You are welcome too x
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4401. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Liquid nitrogen in huge balloon
#1 Well its lucky then that I don't give a rats ass what you think and your opinion doesn't really matter. Just watch the video's or don't watch the video's and move along. Also I've just given you a negative which was vote number 5 which in my calculations as you are only on +1 at this point means several other people disagree with you also, the exception will be your mate Foxy
Also I've just given you a negative which was vote number 5 which in my calculations as you are only on +1 at this point means several other people disagree with you also, the exception will be your mate Foxy53
4402. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Crackle balls
#1 Accidentally it appears that I am lol.
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4403. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Christmas hacks
#17 I think you'll find that you are dead and therefore your comments are of no interest
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4404. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Christmas hacks
One dead Fox, Austin and a Scotsman that's what I call a result lol
Lets hope they have updated their wills with the funeral arrangements as requested
Now I have to make a confession which I am not proud of but I've proved a point:- Under the title of this video are the letters DEW I'm surprised nobody has seen it or commented on it. If you look back through several of my recent submissions you will see the same DEW and a DEL on one. On the day a few weeks ago when ten video's were shown in a row from Burimi and I commented as to why? and got no answer, then I became a Monk if you remember (I think Snotr where moving bedroom) as a social experiment I went to one page on Youtube and submitted ten video's in a row randomly without actually looking at them. DEW stands for Didn't Even Watch and DEL stands for Didn't Even Listen. I was curious as to what would happen and this video (which I agree is pretty lame and has sadly caused the death's of three members, two of which I will miss) is the icing on the stolen log. Make of this result what you will.
Happy Christmas and a Merry New year to you all.
Lets hope they have updated their wills with the funeral arrangements as requested
Now I have to make a confession which I am not proud of but I've proved a point:- Under the title of this video are the letters DEW I'm surprised nobody has seen it or commented on it. If you look back through several of my recent submissions you will see the same DEW and a DEL on one. On the day a few weeks ago when ten video's were shown in a row from Burimi and I commented as to why? and got no answer, then I became a Monk if you remember (I think Snotr where moving bedroom) as a social experiment I went to one page on Youtube and submitted ten video's in a row randomly without actually looking at them. DEW stands for Didn't Even Watch and DEL stands for Didn't Even Listen. I was curious as to what would happen and this video (which I agree is pretty lame and has sadly caused the death's of three members, two of which I will miss) is the icing on the stolen log. Make of this result what you will.
Happy Christmas and a Merry New year to you all.
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4405. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The art of candy self defense
#8#9 That's about the same as the UK at the moment
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4406. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Planting machine
#6 You miserable old bugger lol.
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4407. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video XXL Eagle
#5 Somehow I think if this was the Eagle there would still be a goat attached to it.
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4408. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Cute Dalmatian
#3 Sorry...
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4409. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video What to do with your body when it's dead.
#9 Who? No!
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4410. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Planting machine
When you are charging £50 for a decent tree you have to plant them quick and no wonder you can afford a planting machine like this.
#1 I'll take a look now
#1 I'll take a look now
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4411. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video XXL Eagle
Roughly translated they are saying. "I know you are fond of him but table 6 has ordered Eagle and that's that."
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4412. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The art of candy self defense
Can you just imagine the journey home in the car after the five minute silence.
"Okay tell me again from the beginning, just so I've got this clear in my head. We planned this robbery with precision timing. Remember all those diagrams I drew, all those rehearsals ?"
"Yeah I remember"
"Okay so we pull up outside"
"Yeah"
"You get out"
"Yeah I did"
"With a machete right, you did have the machete didn't you"
"Yeah I did have the machete"
"The shop assistant see's you get out of the car and move's to the left"
"Well he moved to the right actually"
"Your left"
"Oh yeah he moved to my left, his right"
"Okay he moved to his right, your left"
"Yeah"
"THEN (clears his throat)"
"Look just don't!"
"THEN he starts throwing SWEETS at you"
"look I panicked"
"And you still had the machete right?"
"I know how it looks"
"You know how it fecking looks, you do know this is going to be on Snotr don't you"
"Look I'm sorry okay"
"You my friend are a TWONK"
"Okay tell me again from the beginning, just so I've got this clear in my head. We planned this robbery with precision timing. Remember all those diagrams I drew, all those rehearsals ?"
"Yeah I remember"
"Okay so we pull up outside"
"Yeah"
"You get out"
"Yeah I did"
"With a machete right, you did have the machete didn't you"
"Yeah I did have the machete"
"The shop assistant see's you get out of the car and move's to the left"
"Well he moved to the right actually"
"Your left"
"Oh yeah he moved to my left, his right"
"Okay he moved to his right, your left"
"Yeah"
"THEN (clears his throat)"
"Look just don't!"
"THEN he starts throwing SWEETS at you"
"look I panicked"
"And you still had the machete right?"
"I know how it looks"
"You know how it fecking looks, you do know this is going to be on Snotr don't you"
"Look I'm sorry okay"
"You my friend are a TWONK"
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4413. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Cute Dalmatian
This video leaves me a little torn. On one hand thats a really really really cute wickle puppy wuppy Dalmation, but on the other paw did they really have to make a blanket out of the mother.
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4414. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Liquid litrogen
#5 I told you before I race cars, play tennis and fondle women BUT! I have weekends off and I am my own boss. Yes it should
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4415. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Singing Road Route 66 Tijeras NM
#5 And I thought you weren't below average intelligence Captain Kirk liquorish. With a bit of tweaking of the bumps it would play something nice and hip when traveling at the correct speed and the Birdy song if you sped up I predict by the way that on the 14th of December 2016 there will be another video about this road on Snotr......
I predict by the way that on the 14th of December 2016 there will be another video about this road on Snotr......53
4416. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Tokyo subway
Hence the saying 'He's about as popular as a fart on the Tokyo subway'
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4417. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Pencil fire?
#6 Well that goes without saying if any of us happen to be passing I'm sure we would stop and light your pencil for you.
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4418. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video What to do with your body when it's dead.
#7 Maybe but I was thinking about sudden unforeseen situations. It would seem that we are all over the planet USA, Germany, Bulgaria, UK etc etc etc. Have you ever met anyone from Snotr in person?
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4419. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Meet 'the tallest cow in the world' weighing in at 164st and standing at 6ft 4inches tall Mirror
#16 Sounds like a bunny boiler to me.
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4420. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Pain why we have it and how we kill it.
#2 Well at least I'm working backwards, otherwise it would be reincarnation next or as it's known scientifically 'permanent nothing'.
#2 Nothing to worry about. Although I didn't get much reaction to my funeral club idea?? I don't think many people read the note I typed under the video on the 'what to do with a body after death video'
#2 Nothing to worry about. Although I didn't get much reaction to my funeral club idea?? I don't think many people read the note I typed under the video on the 'what to do with a body after death video'
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4421. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Liquid litrogen
I've used it for storing skin biopsies, always felt like being at a pink Floyd concert when opening the lid of the storage tank. Not that you would generally, but should you ever find yourselves having to carry a container of this stuff around a hospital never ever ever take the lift (elevator) because (and this happened) should you accidentally knock the thing over and you were really unlucky and the lid came off the Liquid nitrogen would quickly replace the oxygen in the lift and you could die. 3 litres spilled brings the oxygen level down to 16%
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4422. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Pencil fire?
#1 So important when backpacking alone to pack the Vaseline.
#2 If you are out in bear country and you have your lighter chances are you are a smoker, so better to forget the fire, let the bear eat you, much quicker than a slow lingering death through lung cancer.
#2 If you are out in bear country and you have your lighter chances are you are a smoker, so better to forget the fire, let the bear eat you, much quicker than a slow lingering death through lung cancer.
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4423. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Meet 'the tallest cow in the world' weighing in at 164st and standing at 6ft 4inches tall Mirror
What about Naomi Campbell? oh no no no no that's not necessarily going to go down well
oh no no no no that's not necessarily going to go down well53
4424. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Narrow margins
Imagine if he meets someone coming the other way..."There ain't no fecking way I'm putting this baby into reverse". However much they get paid it ain't enough.
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4425. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Eagle vs Goat
I'm thinking the eagle couldn't actually let go or I think it would have released quite a bit earlier.
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4426. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video What to do with your body when it's dead.
#2 Okay but what do you think about the funeral club idea?
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4427. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video A Guide to Worrying
#2 That's called drowning
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4428. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Dog sneezes
#1 If he holds completely still afterwards he might be developing Rugamortis. or if his little paws ache he might have Carpet tunnel
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4429. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video What to do with your body when it's dead.
Hey guys just got back from my Holinobs please read the info with this video and let me know what you think?
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4430. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video MUTANTS!
#1 Totally agree
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4431. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Little BIG
Amongst my menagerie is a Chihuahua and he is absolutely fearless, quick as lightening too. It doesn't matter how big the dog is that he comes across (and lion cubs for that matter) he always dominates and they always back down. It's the old size of the fight in the dog quote again.
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4432. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Animal Attack
Makes you glad you aren't an animal. I'd be a really shite predator
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4433. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The new Rubik's Cube world record is ridiculously fast
#4 Yes they do.
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4434. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This man's words will change your thoughts on homeless people
#10
My words Most people are only a couple of wage packets away from being the guy in the video.
Your words The difference with the guy in the video is, he doesn't have any wage packets.
My Words At no point in this gentleman's comments did he say that he had always been homeless in fact he did say that he was down on his luck which would suggest that at some point he was not homeless probably had a job a home and a wage packet so my comment remains and yours is inaccurate.
Your Words In contrast to your rather terse and simplistic Daily Mail style headline statement, my comments offered an insight into the possible reasons for the sad plight in which an uncomfortably large number of people find themselves
My new words I don't think anyone on Snotr needs it spelling out how someone can end up in this situation. Once again you are creating an argument with me for no reason.
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My words Most people are only a couple of wage packets away from being the guy in the video.
Your words The difference with the guy in the video is, he doesn't have any wage packets.
My Words At no point in this gentleman's comments did he say that he had always been homeless in fact he did say that he was down on his luck which would suggest that at some point he was not homeless probably had a job a home and a wage packet so my comment remains and yours is inaccurate.
Your Words In contrast to your rather terse and simplistic Daily Mail style headline statement, my comments offered an insight into the possible reasons for the sad plight in which an uncomfortably large number of people find themselves
My new words I don't think anyone on Snotr needs it spelling out how someone can end up in this situation. Once again you are creating an argument with me for no reason.
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4435. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The new Rubik's Cube world record is ridiculously fast
All the Rubik cube record video's look exactly the same what's the point
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4436. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video German is a beautiful language
I think the English shouting lady was Irish the northern side of which is English with aggression. I think this is a stupid video, get everyone to shout Butterfly and the German to whisper it,
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4437. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Making 24K Gold
Yes get your workers to work for peanuts and don't worry that they will become insane with inhaling mercury and have lung disease just as long as you get a few hundred pounds of Gold at the end of the day.
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4438. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The psychology behind the most recognizable sounds in the world
Fascinating stuff.
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4439. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This man's words will change your thoughts on homeless people
#8 You did fine, I understand what you are saying.
#6 At no point in this gentleman's comments did he say that he had always been homeless in fact he did say that he was down on his luck which would suggest that at some point he was not homeless probably had a job a home and a wage packet so my comment remains and yours is inaccurate.
#6 At no point in this gentleman's comments did he say that he had always been homeless in fact he did say that he was down on his luck which would suggest that at some point he was not homeless probably had a job a home and a wage packet so my comment remains and yours is inaccurate.
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4440. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Teller performs his mind-boggling "shadows" trick
We all need to be kind to Thunders today. I just found out she was having an argument with someone on one of the video's. The problem was it was the 'Old video of the day' about the friendly deer and the person she was responding to had left their comment 4 years earlier lol
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4441. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Can you figure out how to fit the square inside the bag?
I had every tool out of my tool shed and after I had put them all back there was only one tool left in the room.
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4442. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This man's words will change your thoughts on homeless people
Most people are only a couple of wage packets away from being the guy in the video.
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4443. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Friendly Deer.
#10 Thunders his comment was from 4 years ago I think he might have gone by now
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4444. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Best of Luck with the Wall
You have to think outside the wall so to speak. Forget 'building' a WALL think 'FORCEFIELD' this is 2016 not ancient China.
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4445. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Ultimate Guitar Fails Compilation
I can never understand how people can abuse their guitars like this. As a guitarist myself I could never throw mine around like that. You wouldn't see an acoustic guitarist throws their Martin or Taylor around like this.
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4446. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 'Land of the Strays' Territorio de Zaguates - Costa Rica
#13 Anytime .....................
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4447. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Guitar Solo in NASA Space Chamber
My kef 104ab's still sound better
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4448. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Chris Rock on Black people
#7 The only one on this debate who is looking like a fool is you Bucko!
I'm a little confused as to what you are suggesting? If you are saying that the only people in society that I and everyone else should be worried about are Black then not only is that a really stupid observation it is also inaccurate and very racist. Take a look at some of the members of the Nation Front (maybe you are a member?) take a look at some of the idiots that support certain football teams take a look at gang members (The none black ones). I repeat just for your benefit that I would be as worried about having any of those behind me at a cashpoint at 3am.
I'm a little confused as to what you are suggesting? If you are saying that the only people in society that I and everyone else should be worried about are Black then not only is that a really stupid observation it is also inaccurate and very racist. Take a look at some of the members of the Nation Front (maybe you are a member?) take a look at some of the idiots that support certain football teams take a look at gang members (The none black ones). I repeat just for your benefit that I would be as worried about having any of those behind me at a cashpoint at 3am.
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4449. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Ravers 'dancing'.
That is funny
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4450. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Chris Rock on Black people
#1 I'm not getting into that debate I'm sure someone else will though.
This sketch has been around for some time now and I have to say it's absolutely brilliant. Of course it works just the same for any nationality black while yellow green 'Green!!? okay maybe not green but wherever there is a side of society that will rob you, stab you, sell drugs etc this can be applied. I'm not scared of standing outside a cashpoint at 2am with a bank manager behind me in the queue it's the group of skinheads with hate tattooed on this foreheads that worry me.
This sketch has been around for some time now and I have to say it's absolutely brilliant. Of course it works just the same for any nationality black while yellow green 'Green!!? okay maybe not green but wherever there is a side of society that will rob you, stab you, sell drugs etc this can be applied. I'm not scared of standing outside a cashpoint at 2am with a bank manager behind me in the queue it's the group of skinheads with hate tattooed on this foreheads that worry me.
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4451. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 'Land of the Strays' Territorio de Zaguates - Costa Rica
#9 Can't understand why you got a neg for that comment? Anyway you are back on zero again. Funnily enough I also had to take one of my dogs to the vet yesterday 3rd visit also was put on Steroids and antibiotics seems to have works on this occasion. Thought she had had a stroke (the none nice kind) she's 13yrs. Seems fine now.
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4452. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 'Land of the Strays' Territorio de Zaguates - Costa Rica
A very rare sight to see so many dogs running free wonderful sight these strays have a better life than most of the dogs kept as pets it's just a shame they had to go through the trauma of becoming strays first. I hope more and more people in Costa Rica adopt them. It doesn't mention if the organisation neuter the dogs which would be quite an expense but a necessity I would have thought.
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4453. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video BEST surprise wedding father daughter dance to epic song mashup
I think they have been practising that since she could first walk
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4454. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Fishermen found an unexpected guest in the fishing net
action 'JJ wanders around the site with his hands held behind his back whistling to himself kicking dust from the floor'
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4455. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Feminist tries to be a man, but ends up learning that being a man is not easy
Interesting video made all the better by the lips on the speech teacher 1:33. As a male I can't help making that comment I could snog her all day long.
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4456. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Feminist tries to be a man, but ends up learning that being a man is not easy
Not EADY! Who the feck is EADY? but she's right it's not EADY at all!!
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4457. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Woman struck by lightning speaks
Just in case you haven't watched the video she said OOWWWWWWWWW FECK IT REALLY HURT !!!!!!!!!!
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4458. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The password
#3 Thanks for reminding everyone that it's yet another submit by Burimi it's had been a while
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4459. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Octopus Uses Coconut Shell to Hide: Intelligent Animals
That octopus is smarter than several humans I know.
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4460. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Momondo - The DNA Journey
I'm a half Italiana and a half Jewisha, which means I eata spaghetti but I get it wholesale
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4461. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Girl Makes Last Minute Basketball Shot
#2 That's what a lot of them do
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4462. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Cat vs Raccoons
I think the cat is out of lives he's on a life recharge. Donald's voice sure has changed.
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4463. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Jet blast in St. Maarten
#9 Umm I'm dubious.
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4464. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Farewell haka for retiring teacher
The teacher is thinking OMG this mob came here ten years ago, hardly being able to string a sentence together...they have come go far, my work here is done.
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4465. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Momondo - The DNA Journey
#6 I don't want to disagree with you again. it just happens to be your name next to the comment. They didn't suggest as your link (from 2007) says, that it would divulge your family tree, merely which countries or continents your DNA originated from in percentage.
#4 You are correct
I'm geographically English which is as much as all of us can say about our deeper ancestry (obviously not all English) I'm only glad the Stereo typical skinhead hard-man English character didn't try and fill the tube from across the room.
#4 You are correct
I'm geographically English which is as much as all of us can say about our deeper ancestry (obviously not all English) I'm only glad the Stereo typical skinhead hard-man English character didn't try and fill the tube from across the room.
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4466. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The password
Years ahead of their time.
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4467. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Girl Makes Last Minute Basketball Shot
Well done that girlie
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4468. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Make friends with your eyelash mites
#11 You are alive ALIVE lol. L&P
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4469. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video AQUACOUSTIQUE Concerto in Sea Major
#12 For ONE LAST TIME I will say this because everyone reading my comments seem to be reading something different to the actual words that I'm typing and now you also. I am not complaining that MY video's are not being shown OK! they are!! What I am saying is that maybe, MAYBE! JUST MAYBE!! other members ought to put some video's on instead of just BURIMI and THUNDERS that's it finito!!!
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4470. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Jet blast in St. Maarten
#7 You sure?
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4471. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Adobe voco
#1 You've got one of those too?
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4472. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Jet blast in St. Maarten
"Yeah okay I'll go on holiday with you if you absolutely promise 100% that you have stopped that stupid, embarrassing, anorak inducing, childish, get a life, oh God you are sad TRAIN spotting Hobby!!!"
"Yes Absolutely its completely out of my system, I'm over that now"
"Yes Absolutely its completely out of my system, I'm over that now"
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4473. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Pipe Guy and Techno Hobo - Improv Jam (feat Annoying Spruiker)
All the women are thinking whoo that's a cool sound but his knees are going to kill him when he stands up and all the Guys are thinking whoo that's a cool sound I'm off to Wilko's to buy some plumbing joints.
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4474. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Barely Methodical Troup
I always wondered how they don't trap their fingers on the big hoop but I think it might be covered in foam which would explain why it doesn't hurt. The act without all the chit chat would have been preferable.
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4475. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Make friends with your eyelash mites
Don't know what happened to the video guys it got lost in translation. I'm sure Admin would not have put this on without checking it first.
I sometimes feel like we are in an old episode of the original Star trek when an alien race of superior intelligence (ADMIN) put us in strange situations and see how we cope at some point a large single horned beast with a raygun will come and try and wipe us all out.
I sometimes feel like we are in an old episode of the original Star trek when an alien race of superior intelligence (ADMIN) put us in strange situations and see how we cope at some point a large single horned beast with a raygun will come and try and wipe us all out.
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4476. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Potato cannon
#10 You think but you cannot be sure, because no one who actually knows is talking.
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4477. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video AQUACOUSTIQUE Concerto in Sea Major
#8 My dearest Thunders, the comments you make can only be relative to your own experiences. You can surly have no idea what other people are thinking when they submit a video. I disagree with you, I believe there is a high degree of flooding and selective selection of members, you could not get 21 out of 24 video's from the same member without that. There are too many samey video's also. If I don't see another bmx bike riding through a cliff top it won't be too soon. Then again it's probably not good to argue with me with as I'm Oviparous on a daily basis and prone to tantrums.
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4478. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Potato cannon
#5 It is Burimi! He/she doesn't just submit more than other people, he must submit every thing he comes across 24/7 and do little else. It can't be just coincidence 21 out of 24 come on that's excessive by anyone standards. I wonder if Admin choose video's alphabetically and when Austin doesn't submit it really gets past B.
Admin obviously don't want to give any figures out for some reason. To be honest I had forgotten about this Potato cannon video which I posted a few weeks ago but I'm still not talking about me I'm just amazed that other Snotarians aren't submitting?
Admin obviously don't want to give any figures out for some reason. To be honest I had forgotten about this Potato cannon video which I posted a few weeks ago but I'm still not talking about me I'm just amazed that other Snotarians aren't submitting?
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4479. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Meanwhile in Bosnia
#5 Indeed welcome to Snotr they were going to call this site burimi-notr the site where Burimi shows the world all his video's but it doesn't slip off the tongue so well.
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4480. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video AQUACOUSTIQUE Concerto in Sea Major
#2 If you had bothered to read completely the comment you are quoting from you would know that I don't actually have any outstanding video's, well actually one now from last night. It's you lot that need to get your fingers out.
#3 It was indeed a fruitful week! Obviously the rest of us, me certainly, have a life. I realise what you must do, just submit absolutely everything you see flooding the submit files then admin (seeing as they have not answered my quantity question, after about four times of asking) must just throw their hands in the air and go ' can't be arsed to sieve through all this..look just let him have another ten, and another ten and then another ten'. Quantity doesn't always mean quality, less is more.
#3 It was indeed a fruitful week! Obviously the rest of us, me certainly, have a life. I realise what you must do, just submit absolutely everything you see flooding the submit files then admin (seeing as they have not answered my quantity question, after about four times of asking) must just throw their hands in the air and go ' can't be arsed to sieve through all this..look just let him have another ten, and another ten and then another ten'. Quantity doesn't always mean quality, less is more.
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4481. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video INSANE "Roller Coaster Zipline"!!!
#10 What about Ferris wheels when you get stuck at the top and it's swinging? Hot air balloons?
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4482. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video AQUACOUSTIQUE Concerto in Sea Major
Well that was bordering on shite but that's only my opinion.
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4483. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video INSANE "Roller Coaster Zipline"!!!
#2 Put it this way, at the beginning a live JJ would need to be drugged and strapped into the contraption against his will and a corpse would likely be unstrapped and buried at the end. Sadly I have one of those constitutions that doesn't do rides like this or roller coasters, big wheels etc I really wish I was different but you are what you are and maybe you could say I'm chicken lol. People who get a thrill out of rides like this have no idea how it feels to not get a thrill out of doing it. On the other hand I have done stand up comedy and that is most people's idea of hell, so I guess I compensate. L&P
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4484. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video INSANE "Roller Coaster Zipline"!!!
WEEEEEEEEE!!!! I need a wee!!!
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4485. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Cricketer ball hit the Commentator's Car
#5 I don't even have an account on FB or Twatter. My above comments were not relating especially to myself as I think the majority of what I have submitted have been shown (eventually) I don't think I have anything currently outstanding. I was referring to everyone else! I just want to know how many video's are getting submitted generally each week and by how many members. The last time I mentioned this everyone got on their high horses and misconstrued what I was saying. If for example Burimi and yourself got imprisoned for lets say medical misadventure and donkey abuse (you can choose the crime) and were unable to submit video's for say a life stretch just how many video's would still be landing on snotr furry doorstep each day?
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4486. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Pinched
You find the one she makes everything better.
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4487. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Cricketer ball hit the Commentator's Car
#3 It's not doing anything to Burimi it's just a social experiment and if I'm honest I think he or she is so addicted to submitting that he /she won't be able to stop anyway. I'm more curious about the actual numbers overall. I mean are we a part of a 5000 videos a week Snotr or a 50.
I haven't been busy submitting I only do that when I come across something interesting it's not like my job lol. and it's Chicken business not Minkey Bless you my child P&L
I haven't been busy submitting I only do that when I come across something interesting it's not like my job lol. and it's Chicken business not Minkey
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4488. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Making techno music with plastic chickens
#11 My glands
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4489. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Chunky lock
#6 Did I mention they do all that with a large toad in their mouths?
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4490. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video When you are overqualified!!!
#9 And some of them will be girls won't they Suxy
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4491. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Fishing in Russia
Well I'm not sure if it gets my seal of approval or if it just got the sea lions share
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4492. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Cricketer ball hit the Commentator's Car
A little note to Admin and Burimi. Do you realise that 9 out of the last 10 video's have been Burimi's! the 1 being mine. I've asked this before but not received an answer:- Are you short of material from other members? How many video's a week are being submitted to Snotr and Burimi do you do anything else apart from submit video's? Could we conduct a social experiment here with Burimi not submitting any video's for say a fortnight and see what else gets shown?? L&PEL&L
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4493. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Van Gogh on Dark Water
#10 It oposumbly might be but it's still a hedge hog and he shouldn't have it on his shoulder. What if it plays dead and falls off into his cornflakes.
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4494. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Van Gogh on Dark Water
#8 It's dark water DARK WATER and why have you got a hedgehog on your shoulder? That's illegal where I come from. Get yourself a girlfriend or a boyfriend or whatever you are into, but ditch the hog they carry flea's, plague and pox.
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4495. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Fatmir Mura,Tirana show 2015
#4 It was hard for you too er
#5 Told you Thunders Special concessions P&L
#5 Told you Thunders Special concessions
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4496. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Fatmir Mura,Tirana show 2015
#2 Well that's a start lol does she like Chicken?
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4497. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How To Get Sofa Inside the Car
This has been on before. I love video's about getting sofa's into cars, fantastic more more please. L&P and a
Yes come on #4 Thunders spread the positivity spread it thickly and thinly around the edges so I don't get it on my tie.
Yes come on #4 Thunders spread the positivity spread it thickly and thinly around the edges so I don't get it on my tie.
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4498. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Van Gogh on Dark Water
#3 It's because it's dark water, DARK WATER! don't you know. OMMM OMMM L&P
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4499. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Fatmir Mura,Tirana show 2015
Does anyone have the phone number of the blond?
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4500. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Grappler Police Bumper Promo
I wonder if you can get them for private cars, next time some barstard cut's you up, wind him in.
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4501. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Making techno music with plastic chickens
#7 No I have much bigger glands
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4502. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Chunky lock
I put this lock video on Snotr to celebrate ' Open Lock Day'. In the small village where I reside every five years they have ' Open Lock Day' to celebrate Emmeline Pankhurst the British suffragette who was born on the 15th of July 1858. Basically once every five years on her birthday a female representative of every house in the whole village gather at the old mill at 9:30pm drink a toast to Emmeline. Each carries an open padlock to represent the freedom for women brought about by Pankhurst and they tie keys, as many as they can find into their hair and pin them on their clothing. Then they form a daisy chain of hands and dance through the village going in and out of all the houses in the village (about a half a mile end to end) they finish off back at the old mill where the men have gathered and they burn an effigy of Satan and have a hog roast. I usually make sure I'm on holiday. L&P
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4503. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video One scene sixteen takes
#9 Monkey business? You are mistaken Thunders it's all chicken business.
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4504. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video DC Brushless Motor Project
I have a question. If I melt dry ice can I go swimming without getting wet? L&PEL&P
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4505. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Grappler Police Bumper Promo
In the future Crims are going to need a large pair of scissors on a stick to make their get away.
What this really needs is some way of propelling the device forward so the police car doesn't have to get so close.
What this really needs is some way of propelling the device forward so the police car doesn't have to get so close.
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4506. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Making techno music with plastic chickens
Well I for one am insulted! I'm off to play with my plastic pig L&PEL&P
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4507. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Tiger high jump
Am I the only one who thought he was going to loose his camera? Yes I guess it's just me again Love and peace everyone
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4508. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Elderly Chilean man injures himself stopping shoplifter
#18 Now you know confidentially doesn't allow me to answer that Thunders. Lets just say I was in the building.
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4509. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video One scene sixteen takes
#2 The accent is basically known as northern (Lancashire primarily) for those who don't know him the guy second from the left is Peter Kay probably the most successful stand-up comedian in England currently. He is in the Guinness book of records for the most successful tour playing to 1.2 million people. He also writes series including this one Phoenix nights (the takes isn't the show these are just takes lol). Worth checking out some of his stand up just Google is name Peter Kay there are lots. You might them slightly easier to understand lol.
Love and peace everyone love and peace
Love and peace everyone love and peace
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4510. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Elderly Chilean man injures himself stopping shoplifter
#16 I think it rather depends on the type of martial art you are describing. I totally agree with you there are some styles like taekwondo for example where they rely on quite a light frame and lots of high kicks. We had an inter style competition back in the early nineties. Each one was fighting one of our guys three of which are or were in the shotokan British squad. Each bout lasted just a few seconds and each ended up with a knockout for our team without a blow or kick landing from the taekwondo guys. Check out this link of Frank Brennan one of the guys I used to train with way back. The quality isn't great in places and it does start with one of the kata's that you think are so funny. None of the fight take place outside a nightclub and he hadn't had a drink and he wasn't especially angry. https://youtu.be/0oCUMhkpn7s If you think he's a pussy my advise even today don't tell him.
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4511. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Elderly Chilean man injures himself stopping shoplifter
#14 Oh Fox. A kata is a pattern performed against an imaginary opponent to perfect blocks, punches & kicks and is very useful in grading's to show sensei understanding of the traditions of the karate form. Students spend hours and hours practising blocking punches and kicks from real opponents at very slow and increasingly faster speeds and countering those attacks. This is then practised in different types of kumate. For beginners very controlled three or five step through to Dan's (blackbelts) of which I am a 3rd, where free style kumate is performed. Gum shields are a necessity and although contact is supposed to be controlled you do get accidents cut lips and the odd broken nose are not uncommon. You cannot after years of that kind of training say that you could not handle yourself in a fight on the street. The problem is these days your opponent is likely to have a gun and several mates. I've had a couple of incidents on Saturday nights when I've had to deal with an aggressor . But hey now I'm a monk.
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4512. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Danny MacAskill’s Wee Day Out
Nothing I like more than a lovely BMX video aah wonderful. peace and love everyone peace and love.
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4513. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Carnivorous plant eats Chahuahua
#5 Bless you my son the bushy fox for your concern but worry not as there is no dementia present in my system.
#8 I have special concessions just as long as no creatures are squashed in the act.
There seems to be a lot of negativity towards Jain Ahimsa on Snotr I may have to buy a bigger brush. Peace and love everyone peace and love.
#8 I have special concessions just as long as no creatures are squashed in the act.
There seems to be a lot of negativity towards Jain Ahimsa on Snotr I may have to buy a bigger brush. Peace and love everyone peace and love.
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4514. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Kite surfing special
He could have taken in a show on the way over.
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4515. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Carnivorous plant eats Chahuahua
I would like to apologise if I've been a little cranky over the last couple of weeks but I've been waiting on some very important life changing news, which came through positively only yesterday. I'm very excited and need to tell you all.
Basically yesterday the Pope during his making of cardinals made me a Jain Monk in the teaching of ahimsa. So now in order to save my own soul I must protect the souls of every other soul. I now carry a brush so as not to trample on insects and I wear a balaclava the wrong way around so as not to swallow any flying creatures. I wish to embrace you all and spread love and peace throughout Snotr. Bless you one and all. JJ jain monk
Basically yesterday the Pope during his making of cardinals made me a Jain Monk in the teaching of ahimsa. So now in order to save my own soul I must protect the souls of every other soul. I now carry a brush so as not to trample on insects and I wear a balaclava the wrong way around so as not to swallow any flying creatures. I wish to embrace you all and spread love and peace throughout Snotr. Bless you one and all. JJ jain monk
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4516. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Koalas fighting for a tree
Bless the poor little chap, where's his mummy?
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4517. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Lorry Shunts Car For 100m Along Motorway
#18 You are right I apologise
#21 No no it's definitely you.
#21 No no it's definitely you.
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4518. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Lorry Shunts Car For 100m Along Motorway
#7 Now that's the kind of statement a child would come up with uuum starting to make sense now. You've strayed on here from a kiddie site haven't you? or maybe a kiddie fiddler site. I think we should all watch you very carefully.
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4519. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Elderly Chilean man injures himself stopping shoplifter
#1 Well Julie let me put it this way with age comes wisdom and experience. I used to teach Karate years ago and much like riding a bike you never forget. I've fought all kinds of guys in the dojo big, small, some higher dan's than me, I can handle myself. Rugby players on the other hand tend to have slow reactions some of them are also a bit thick, isn't that right Julie.
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4520. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Fireman Struggle to Remove Metal Nut from Chinese boy's Finger
#8 Nay Jock I get them from Army surplus. The store next door from where you get yours 'Parts for Action Mans jeep & sons ltd'
#6 To the Bone ....marrow.
#6 To the Bone ....marrow.
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4521. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Lorry Shunts Car For 100m Along Motorway
#2 Do you know how many years 3829302 billion seconds are? That's just silly
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4522. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Smart Dog Helps Change Baby’s Diaper
#4 We need both new members and less new members.
Just a couple of points from the video. 1) Never let your dog lick your face or mouth, it's gross and there are a whole range of zoonotic disease that can be passed from Fido to man.
2) If you were tempted to add a beagle to any wish or bucket list you may have before you die, beware! Most of them are absolute nightmares to train I know several people who have had to rehome their once cute beagle puppy when he or she became werewolf. Very stubborn breed, very loud bark, very food possessive. I love animals (not all foxes) but I have to say that the more time I spend with beagles the more I understand why they are used for medical experimentation.
Just a couple of points from the video. 1) Never let your dog lick your face or mouth, it's gross and there are a whole range of zoonotic disease that can be passed from Fido to man.
2) If you were tempted to add a beagle to any wish or bucket list you may have before you die, beware! Most of them are absolute nightmares to train I know several people who have had to rehome their once cute beagle puppy when he or she became werewolf. Very stubborn breed, very loud bark, very food possessive. I love animals (not all foxes) but I have to say that the more time I spend with beagles the more I understand why they are used for medical experimentation.
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4523. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Firecracker
This is yet another repeat, but funny, I'm not complaining you understand, just pointing out that the bottom of the barrel has had yet another scrape.
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4524. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Fireman Struggle to Remove Metal Nut from Chinese boy's Finger
The question is will he dare mention the washer on his willy?
#4 Nothing worse than when your ring gets tighter after retaining fluid.
#4 Nothing worse than when your ring gets tighter after retaining fluid.
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4525. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Shetland Ponies on Foula
#8 I like the way you have run, or is it ran with my idea and expanded it's profitability options. So I would like to offer you a partnership, we'll need a brand name incorporating an amalgamation of our user names, I'll leave that up to you. Finances although I have them I think it would be good for you to feel the glory of the first round of profits so I'll leave that to you. Get back to me when you have found a suitable office to begin production plans and outsourced some labour and a large warehouse (gotta be big) maybe China or Pakistan would be the place for you to start. I'll schedule in our first board meeting for March 2017 say 08;05 on the 2nd and I need you to know that I am available for advice most weekday mornings before golf. I'm really excited about this.
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4526. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Gravity
#22 How dare you insult Thunders you cad you deserve a dam good thrashing.
#29 Foxy Julie Bum you are such a creep I think you have spent too much time on dating site, it's a double monkey from me s
#29 Foxy Julie Bum you are such a creep I think you have spent too much time on dating site, it's a double monkey from me s
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4527. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Alcohol Commercial Suddenly Turns Anti Drinking
That's not at all smooth
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4528. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Tree cutting fails and idiots with chainsaws
#18 Suxi where did you learn to read? Go back and get a refund. I said nothing of the sort you really need to try and keep up.
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4529. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How wolves change rivers
#10 Aaaaahhh shucks
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4530. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Shetland Ponies on Foula
#3 No but my brother did. I preferred slut Barbie.
#6 Nope I meant re-wound used toilet rolls on an island.
I had this idea for a business aimed firmly at teenage girls. Now don't dismiss it immediately but bear in mind that I have applied for a patent so keep your meat hooks off my idea okay!! Now this might not be for you, I get that, keep in mind teenage girls okay that's important.
Right here it is:- Teenage girl toilet rolls with! wait for it! each sheet carrying a facsimile of their favourite pop stars bottom wipe (ass wipe for Americans) I'm thinking along the lines but not exclusively of Justin Bieber wipes or Harry Stylo wipes and then instead of them coming perfumed (which would be distasteful) there could be special ranges like 'Bieber after a curry wipe' or 'Styles morning after Christmas with Brussels roll' I'm sure you could think of a few more. Anyway feedback please (not from you FJB it won't be helpful).
#6 Nope I meant re-wound used toilet rolls on an island.
I had this idea for a business aimed firmly at teenage girls. Now don't dismiss it immediately but bear in mind that I have applied for a patent so keep your meat hooks off my idea okay!! Now this might not be for you, I get that, keep in mind teenage girls okay that's important.
Right here it is:- Teenage girl toilet rolls with! wait for it! each sheet carrying a facsimile of their favourite pop stars bottom wipe (ass wipe for Americans) I'm thinking along the lines but not exclusively of Justin Bieber wipes or Harry Stylo wipes and then instead of them coming perfumed (which would be distasteful) there could be special ranges like 'Bieber after a curry wipe' or 'Styles morning after Christmas with Brussels roll' I'm sure you could think of a few more. Anyway feedback please (not from you FJB it won't be helpful).
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4531. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Gravity
#8 My guess is that twenty minutes later after the AA have sorted the truck, it would be a double six.
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4532. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How wolves change rivers
#8 Oh dear oh dear Thunders
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4533. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Shetland Ponies on Foula
#1 If Brumi submitted a video with large numbers of used toilet rolls it would be shown. Do you think this is where they got the idea for My little Pony?.
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4534. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Gravity
That's definitely going to set them back a couple of hours.
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4535. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Tree cutting fails and idiots with chainsaws
#15 You know what they say Suxi, keep your mouth shut and people might think that you are probably a tosser or in your case open your mouth and leave no doubt whatsoever.
The trees in my garden are named after my children my ex wife my father and mother my uncles aunties grandparents great grandparents, great grand parents, great great grandparents etc, they are my family trees.
The trees in my garden are named after my children my ex wife my father and mother my uncles aunties grandparents great grandparents, great grand parents, great great grandparents etc, they are my family trees.
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4536. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Subway Long Jump
I said it a year ago and I'll say it again. That gotta hurt.
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4537. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Fox Village in Zao Japan!
#11, Yes that was me fecking with your tiny mind again Julie
#10 I've sorted flopsy, mopsy and Foxy Julie Bum out on the same video. I'm beginning to think FJB should find something more useful to do now that he's out of work.
#10 I've sorted flopsy, mopsy and Foxy Julie Bum out on the same video. I'm beginning to think FJB should find something more useful to do now that he's out of work.
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4538. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Tree cutting fails and idiots with chainsaws
Yes I have to admit it was me! I was fecking with Julie Fox's tiny mind again, good rhythm don't you think.
#11 Don't you worry about me you've got enough problems of your own.
#10 Now come on Suxi admit it, it was you holding the camera then I held it for you for sloppy seconds
#11 Don't you worry about me you've got enough problems of your own.
#10 Now come on Suxi admit it, it was you holding the camera then I held it for you for sloppy seconds
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4539. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Bridge
#2 Absolutely you can, every time
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4540. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Nature hits back
There is Foxy (FJB) and his mum at 1:07
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4541. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Fox Village in Zao Japan!
Foxes are indeed lovely to look at (apart from the one with the rugby ball stuffed up his ass by JJ) But I can only assume none of you have had to deal with a visit from a wild one to your chicken or duck coop. I have and it's absolutely horrific. Appreciate it's their nature (which just goes to show that you should never befriend a fox). They remove the heads of every chicken in the coop, some of them die of shock waiting their turn (foxes make Isis look like girl guides) they take just the one. My neighbour has three thousand chickens and eight hundred ducks in a three acre field, the fox security costs an absolute fortune. I've got a modest twenty six all ex battery rescue, all named Amy through to Zoe. Electric fence and a licenced shotgun which I tend to use to scare rather than kill.
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4542. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Falling Letters (Bokstavsbarn)
#1 You're telling me.... Yeah why ARE you telling me?
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4543. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Police raid (Policeman vs Muscle Man)
I don't think this video was professionally staged perhaps we should ask Cameramaster
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4544. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Guy drawing a picture of his crush in the classroom
#5 You can guarantee if there is something even approaching a romantic gesture that some bushy tailed unromantic git will come along and spoil it. This time it's FJB Of course it was professionally filmed and edited otherwise you couldn't have just watched it. It doesn't require cameramaster's opinion to confirm that.
As for migraines Cameramaster does have an extremely rare form of the attack apparently not your common or garden Migraine which I and many other members of Snotr get. It almost always screws you up for two or three days then a few days later it gets you again.
As for migraines Cameramaster does have an extremely rare form of the attack apparently not your common or garden Migraine which I and many other members of Snotr get. It almost always screws you up for two or three days then a few days later it gets you again.
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4545. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The story that moved the entire middle school to tears
#9 Oh contras Mons Foxy Julie Bum it is only polite for me to welcome such a bushytailed twod as yourself. You are most welcome. May your next shite resemble an Hedgehog. xxxx
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4546. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 100 photos to restore your faith in humanity
#8 Just replied.....
#9 You are insatiable lol
#9 You are insatiable lol
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4547. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Car starts flying at 250 mph +
#7 You are not allowed to drink and drive in England.........(shhhh It's under the back seat)
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4548. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Car starts flying at 250 mph +
#4 You must be mistaking me for FJB I built mine myself, complete with flux capacitor and gull wings
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4549. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The story that moved the entire middle school to tears
#6 Poking your snout in again I see Foxy. Well you may or may not be aware (doesn't matter) But some years ago there was the formation of a book, a special book, a very special book. Suxi knows about this book.
The book is known as The Great Book of Feckers First Testicle. In this book goes certain Snotr members who develop, some early, some late, into arseholes. You just made the grade buddy. You are on page 37 and there are no pictures, although I'll see about getting a diagram of you with a rugby ball stuck up your ass. There are several changes made to your profile which will only be divulged a little bit at a time, the first is a special name change so from now on you will be known as Foxy Julie Bum or FJB if a hurry is required. Welcome xx
The book is known as The Great Book of Feckers First Testicle. In this book goes certain Snotr members who develop, some early, some late, into arseholes. You just made the grade buddy. You are on page 37 and there are no pictures, although I'll see about getting a diagram of you with a rugby ball stuck up your ass. There are several changes made to your profile which will only be divulged a little bit at a time, the first is a special name change so from now on you will be known as Foxy Julie Bum or FJB if a hurry is required. Welcome xx
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4550. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Car starts flying at 250 mph +
That's nothing mine goes back to the future at 88 MPH
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4551. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video 100 photos to restore your faith in humanity
#3 What was the video you watched?
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4552. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Animated map shows how religion spread across the world
#17
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4553. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Cat saving his human from drowning in a bathtub
#5 Oh it doesn't bother me, ear wax just isn't my sandwich spread.
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4554. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Animated map shows how religion spread across the world
#15 I race cars and chase women but I do have weekends off and I am my own boss. I also know what Glomerular basement membrane tests are for and cryoblogulinemia.
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4555. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Cat saving his human from drowning in a bathtub
#3 It's probably just wax, but this isn't really the place to discus it. Are you lost?
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4556. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Cat saving his human from drowning in a bathtub
Yes because if the owner dies in the bath, kitty won't get his dinner, selfish little barsteward, it's all me me meow'ell
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4557. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Risky passage through bridge!!!
Surly that bridge was not built to take that kind of weight, it's only a matter of time. If that was my bridge I'd be charging a toll equivalent to a full rebuild for each crossing, you know thirty quid
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4558. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Everyday Objects In Macro
Takes me back to Vision On on tv in the 60's 70's when I was a young scholar. Guessed quite a few the weird bag and the tomato threw me. but then I threw the tomato back into the bag and it was all fine again
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4559. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Homemade Cannon
I wish they had aimed it at the cameraman or woman. Of course we have no evidence that the windows were not already broken now do we?
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4560. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Animated map shows how religion spread across the world
#5 Oh is that what he meant, oh I see now, how short sighted of me, I get it now, thanks for clearing that up (this switch, this bloody switch) Still busy but I'll be back
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4561. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Mammy, mammy, mammy!
Well it certainly beats any video ever submitted by Thunders (must get sarcasm mode switch repaired)
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4562. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Animated map shows how religion spread across the world
#1 As your second sentence doesn't actually make sense and I'm busy at the moment (Sadly) I'll defer my contribution to this conversation until a few others have set any parameters that need setting. But I will return, oh yes, I will return. Just like the fellow on the old rugged cross I will be back.
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4563. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Speed Metal
#6 Yes I liked it too I was just a little bemused with the two subtitles today. Perhaps Admin will answer my message request, eventually.
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4564. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Stabilized mountain bike
#3 Too late I've already been boomed
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4565. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Jumping Spider Shadowboxes Against Mirror Image
I bet that spider will be dreaming about spiders tonight.
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4566. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Young Woman Gets Bodied by a Police Horse After Slapping It | Kingston, Ontario
Generally speaking it is better to avoid the rear end of any horse unless it's a filly and you are a colt.
#2 Even so, it's best not to slap it's bottom when you're finished.
#2 Even so, it's best not to slap it's bottom when you're finished.
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4567. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Speed Metal
Just a moment what's this new trend in 'reposts' all of a sudden. I know it happens a lot by accident but deliberately? If this is the way forward for Snotr then surely we need a REPOST category setting up.
Could we please have a comment from Admin as I would really like to know what is happening on the 'submit a video' front (preferably without Foxy poking his snout in this time) Forgetting about my submissions is there a problem, are you not getting enough new submissions at the moment? We have had two video's today with the word 'repost' in the title? what's the crack? Could you explain to the community here what system is used to decide what goes on. Is it a committee an individual what lengths do you have to go to, to check if there is copyright involved, what kind of video's are most likely not to accepted for these reasons. I have personally noticed several video's that have been posted and then quite quickly removed, why does that happen for example a couple of years ago there was a full length close proximity video of a NASA rocket take off which appeared and then disappeared (much like the rocket). How many submissions do you get on a daily, weekly basis? is there a reason why there is only three or four new video's a day shown? I'm curious, maybe you could make a video showing us the team and how it all works, I'm sure that would be more interesting than watching another repost. JJ
Could we please have a comment from Admin as I would really like to know what is happening on the 'submit a video' front (preferably without Foxy poking his snout in this time) Forgetting about my submissions is there a problem, are you not getting enough new submissions at the moment? We have had two video's today with the word 'repost' in the title? what's the crack? Could you explain to the community here what system is used to decide what goes on. Is it a committee an individual what lengths do you have to go to, to check if there is copyright involved, what kind of video's are most likely not to accepted for these reasons. I have personally noticed several video's that have been posted and then quite quickly removed, why does that happen for example a couple of years ago there was a full length close proximity video of a NASA rocket take off which appeared and then disappeared (much like the rocket). How many submissions do you get on a daily, weekly basis? is there a reason why there is only three or four new video's a day shown? I'm curious, maybe you could make a video showing us the team and how it all works, I'm sure that would be more interesting than watching another repost. JJ
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4568. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Neil Degrasse Tyson: "If you're scientifically literate the world looks very different to you&q
I would like to bet he is a very controlling parent and husband, but I totally agree with his point. The world would be a much more peaceful place if more people (and you know who you are) embraced science and the discoveries made over the last couple of hundred years and stopped living a few thousand years in the past.
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4569. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Stabilized mountain bike
Oh great another BMX video I was getting withdrawal symptoms (disengage sarcasm mode........, oh feck it's jammed, stuck with it still)
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4570. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Think twice before you steal this bike! Skunklock deters theft
#11 Yes that must have required a lot of heat and pressure come to think of it, wonder what they did with the tail, snout & claws and imagine the machine that would have removed them
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4571. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Otto and Budweiser: First Shipment by Self-Driving Truck
#6 I'm sure us robots will find you something to do..oops!
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4572. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Russian guy blocks car exhaust
It's a repeat from way back but as there are obviously no new video's being submitted and it's one of my favourites I'm not going to complain.
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4573. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Think twice before you steal this bike! Skunklock deters theft
#6 So we should expect a major increase in bike theft outside swimming baths. Then stash the bike back in the swimming baths to wash the skunk juice off and get ready for the next one
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4574. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Intense documentary scene: baby iguana being chased by snakes
#16 Yes I remember you mentioning your long shift pattern a few weeks ago.
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4575. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Think twice before you steal this bike! Skunklock deters theft
Pretty sure this is fake, but gonna buy one anyway, even though I haven't got a bike, just a skunk.
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4576. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Tug boat pushed under water by cruise ship
#4 And that's why everyone is made really sea sick on Norwegian liners, Karma! even on calmer sea's.
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4577. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Cats and Ducks
What a wonderful story and great timing.
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4578. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Chewin The Fat: "Mon" Take A Drink
That was Scottish if anyone needs a translation they were saying " Go on take a drink" and the Wally was saying "No" then in the end he said "Yes" and everyone cheered but in Scottish.
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4579. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Otto and Budweiser: First Shipment by Self-Driving Truck
I can see the return of the Highway Man, no pistols though just the right app on a smart phone. "Stand and deliver your beer or your CPU".
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4580. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video World War II - Loss of Life Visualized
#5 You are right that sexual predator Bill Clinton will not be roaming the hallways of the White House again but! haven't you heard?
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4581. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Cold starting 12 cm. True Diesel Model Engine by hand
#6 And glue and glue.
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4582. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video World War II - Loss of Life Visualized
#3 Lets hope todays result in the US of A doesn't produce a WW111 version.
It would be quite interesting to hear the thought's of any Americans on Snotr today regarding the Trump result?
It would be quite interesting to hear the thought's of any Americans on Snotr today regarding the Trump result?
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4583. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Intense documentary scene: baby iguana being chased by snakes
Well that's one beach I won't be frequenting.
#13 Yes welcome to the asylum.
#13 Yes welcome to the asylum.
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4584. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Cold starting 12 cm. True Diesel Model Engine by hand
I made one of those out of bolcer wood back in school still going strong.
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4585. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Amazingly creative street musician in London
Suxi get off your high Donkey. How you could possibly recognise a winning debate (not that it was a debate) as you have never won one in your life, beats me. I could have been registered on Snotr from day one but if I only appear once in a blue moon it means nothings. Yarda yarda yarda precious drama queen does not constitute winning a debate. If it did then currently spinning on your odd shape ball Trumps that (Had to get the TRUMP word in to irritate half of America this morning.
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4586. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Amazingly creative street musician in London
#9 Go spin on your odd shaped ball
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4587. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Amazingly creative street musician in London
#6 To start with newbie no I don't consider myself special but embarrassingly I seem to have spent over 57 days (over 14 hundred hours) on this site since joining in 2012. Over that period of time I have watched and commented on thousands of video's and my point, which being a big butch rugby player you seem to be unable to grasp is that over the last few months the input or selection there of, of video's seem to be coming from a very limited source which is irritating considering the variety that used to be shown. Trust me there have been some fecking awful video's on snotr over the years (you think mine were bad!!) and there have been some absolute gems (The majority are excellent).
This is a site for everyone (sadly even you) so it is in everyone's interest to submit video's and unless they are in Arabic or Welsh they deserve to be aired occasionally. People (again alas even you) are then able to comment on them.
I think that you have spent too long getting nappy snapped by your teammates in the changing room to be able to construct a none aggressive conversation and if it takes you six months to make up your mind to even join a web site heaven forbid you ever have to make an important decision. My comments on Snotr to other users always comes with a wink even if the Emoji isn't used. I am a profession in my work which is medic based I don't play Rugby or Football but I used to box as a junior and I used to teach Karate years ago now I'm too old. You and I have definitely gotten off on the wrong foot so now leave me be.
This is a site for everyone (sadly even you) so it is in everyone's interest to submit video's and unless they are in Arabic or Welsh they deserve to be aired occasionally. People (again alas even you) are then able to comment on them.
I think that you have spent too long getting nappy snapped by your teammates in the changing room to be able to construct a none aggressive conversation and if it takes you six months to make up your mind to even join a web site heaven forbid you ever have to make an important decision. My comments on Snotr to other users always comes with a wink even if the Emoji isn't used. I am a profession in my work which is medic based I don't play Rugby or Football but I used to box as a junior and I used to teach Karate years ago now I'm too old. You and I have definitely gotten off on the wrong foot so now leave me be.
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4588. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Amazingly creative street musician in London
Well worth a few quid of anyone's money. It's amazing what sound you can produce with a relay delay peddle I've got a couple myself great fun.
I wish to make a point regarding comments made three days ago following the inclusion of a couple of my uploads. If Snotr had a subtitle I think it would be or should be 'By the people for the people' It is important for everyone to realise that the demographic of Snotr is far and wide young and old, I'm in the getting a little old category. I do object greatly to the near Trolling and Bullying that was coming across last week simply because some people didn't like the video's that I submitted and that I dared mention that I seemed to be wasting my time submitting video's that were never shown, the two that did get shown were not typical of the others that I have submitted. I should add that not all the comments on the video were negative some people actually liked them with comments such as 'National Treasures' being one of them.
I do object greatly to being bullied by the newcomer thefox who has only been active on Snotr since October this year. I am also a little suspicious that this may actually be an old Snotr member renamed as a number of regular members have disappeared over the last few months, just saying. Jespera86 who seems to have appeared out of nowhere mentioned that I had been removed from the site and should be again permanently! Well I suggest you PM Admin and get the back story on that misunderstanding.
For this site to be enjoyable for everyone it needs variation and that requires video's from different people If you don't like them, watch the next one it isn't the law you don't have to watch. Maybe more people should submit video's instead of the handful that seem to be doing so at the moment. Personally I've now been put off submitting.
I wish to make a point regarding comments made three days ago following the inclusion of a couple of my uploads. If Snotr had a subtitle I think it would be or should be 'By the people for the people' It is important for everyone to realise that the demographic of Snotr is far and wide young and old, I'm in the getting a little old category. I do object greatly to the near Trolling and Bullying that was coming across last week simply because some people didn't like the video's that I submitted and that I dared mention that I seemed to be wasting my time submitting video's that were never shown, the two that did get shown were not typical of the others that I have submitted. I should add that not all the comments on the video were negative some people actually liked them with comments such as 'National Treasures' being one of them.
I do object greatly to being bullied by the newcomer thefox who has only been active on Snotr since October this year. I am also a little suspicious that this may actually be an old Snotr member renamed as a number of regular members have disappeared over the last few months, just saying. Jespera86 who seems to have appeared out of nowhere mentioned that I had been removed from the site and should be again permanently! Well I suggest you PM Admin and get the back story on that misunderstanding.
For this site to be enjoyable for everyone it needs variation and that requires video's from different people If you don't like them, watch the next one it isn't the law you don't have to watch. Maybe more people should submit video's instead of the handful that seem to be doing so at the moment. Personally I've now been put off submitting.
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4589. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The Sword Maker
When you have seen one Japanese swordsmithing video on snotr you have actually seen about a dozen Japanese swordsmithing videos on snotr.
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4590. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video BMW recycling center
It's a sacrifice to the Great God BMW.
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4591. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Larf and larf and larf
#7 There is medication you can take for that. Try it you owe it to your boyfriend.
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4592. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video If this doesnt make you laugh you are already dead.
#13 Just checked your profile information and I would like to apologise to you. I honestly hadn't realised you were still going through adolescence, I know this is a very difficult time for you, everyone else is stupid especially your parents, just bear with it eventually you will come out the other side.
#11 Now about all these funny funerals you have been to, next time listen to your Mum it's not polite to laugh okay, someone has died, it's sad have some respect.
#14 Absolutely agree with you
#8 Thanks buddy
#11 Now about all these funny funerals you have been to, next time listen to your Mum it's not polite to laugh okay, someone has died, it's sad have some respect.
#14 Absolutely agree with you
#8 Thanks buddy
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4593. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video If this doesnt make you laugh you are already dead.
I was just about to edit Holly Willoughby's name to this correct spelling and add that Philip Schofield has been on British television since 1982. when Someone renamed Suxi and as I'm not one to argue I'll leave it there I think.
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4594. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video If this doesnt make you laugh you are already dead.
#2#3These two Philip Schofield and Holly Willerby are presenters of morning television in the UK (and many many other shows on TV) and have been for many years. They have great chemistry and cover extremely serious subjects like rape, paedophilia, cancer, war as well as regular in the news items and current affairs. Philip Schofield also played Joseph in the Technicolor dreamcoat on the west end. Very occasionally they crack up laughing and I'm sorry I think it's hilarious and if you are honestly saying that this video doesn't bring a smile to your face then that's fine as I like to know which people share my sense of humour and who don't. Clearly Suxi (I should have known) and Majoridea who to be honest is not a regular contributor to Snotr don't.
I also appreciate that having recently made a point about countless video's being accepted and shown from a very limited number of uploaders that it will now become fair game to have a go at me for bringing this to everyone's attention which is fine. I can only assume that very few other people are bothering to submit video's in which case perhaps I should be thankful to Thunders and Burimi for keeping snort going.
I also appreciate that having recently made a point about countless video's being accepted and shown from a very limited number of uploaders that it will now become fair game to have a go at me for bringing this to everyone's attention which is fine. I can only assume that very few other people are bothering to submit video's in which case perhaps I should be thankful to Thunders and Burimi for keeping snort going.
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4595. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Cycle Drifting
#6 I am a little preschool whining Hen who has noticed a little bias in the matrix.
#7 Maybe they were but as I'm the only one who has seen them and also seen the others that have been shown they were not.
#4 Thanks
#5 Thanks
I wouldn't want all my submissions to be displayed one after the other just occasionally would be nice. Otherwise I can't really see the point.
#7 Maybe they were but as I'm the only one who has seen them and also seen the others that have been shown they were not.
#4 Thanks
#5 Thanks
I wouldn't want all my submissions to be displayed one after the other just occasionally would be nice. Otherwise I can't really see the point.
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4596. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Cycle Drifting
Hey everyone don't bother submitting any new material to Snotr, just have a look back through the last twenty entries and you will see why! I have now personally submitted over ten in the last few days and none of them have been shown?? Burimi on the other hand has had more than ten shown I'm not going to bother anymore. That's me done...
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4597. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Movie Phone Super Call
Admin you are now taking the pis
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4598. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Hit By A Bus* - The Supercut
I'd just like to thank Burimi for yet another fecking video.
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4599. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Skydiver loses shoe during dive
I think this is proof that before you jump out of an aeroplane you need to put little parachutes on all your items of clothing just in case! Especially if you are a lousy catcher, you know, a girl.
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4600. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video I am a Mole
#7 Why don't you just sit further back?
I think someone should rewrite the mole song from the holes point of view.
I think someone should rewrite the mole song from the holes point of view.
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4601. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Arctic
ADMIN WOULD YOU PLEASE REMOVE ALL THE COMMENTS FROM Benoil230691 AND EXCLUDE IT FROM SNOTR This is obviously a scam!!!!!!!!!
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4602. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Meanwhile in Switzerland highway
#6 This certainly isn't the right place for this. If you have indeed been ill then you have mine and no doubt the rest of Snotr sympathy BUT!! If anyone reading this needs a loan go to your bank do not EVER go to an individual especially someone you don't know suggested by someone else you don't know. I would seriously ask ADMIN to remove your message.....
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4603. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Football player gets booked for twerking
#2 I'm thinking thick.
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4604. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Football player gets booked for twerking
Can't stand football so haven't watched this video....
Just a quick question to ADMIN!! HELLO HELLO ADMIN ARE YOU IN??? As you know I'm not one to complain especially as I seem to quickly end up in the exclusion dock when I do, but just wondering if you are checking anyone else's uploads at the moment? Because as much as I love Thunders dearly and I don't even know what Burimi is male, female, animal, vegetable? It does seem to have become the Burimi Thunders show at the moment. I personally have submitted five video's in the last two weeks 'Nothing'??
Just a quick question to ADMIN!! HELLO HELLO ADMIN ARE YOU IN??? As you know I'm not one to complain especially as I seem to quickly end up in the exclusion dock when I do, but just wondering if you are checking anyone else's uploads at the moment? Because as much as I love Thunders dearly and I don't even know what Burimi is male, female, animal, vegetable? It does seem to have become the Burimi Thunders show at the moment. I personally have submitted five video's in the last two weeks 'Nothing'??
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4605. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Meanwhile in Switzerland highway
And presumably he just drove off did he?
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4606. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video When you are not qualified for your job!
You can here all his muscles and bones snapping before the main lift.
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4607. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Shark attacks another shark
That's gotta hurt poor thing.
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4608. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Windsurfing during hurricane conditions
This is my part of the world.
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4609. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Creepy critters living under your front porch
I think they are giant FLYS with hands aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
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4610. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Fighter jet low fly over beach
Pretty sure this has been on before but I'm not complaining I like repeats I fecking hate jets flying low over me though I find the noise terrifying (and that's the second time I've mentioned that too)
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4611. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Tears for Fears - Everybody Wants to Rule the World on hammered dulcimer
#1 Oi you can bugger off my natural enemy!
That was absolutely beautiful, I'm a little picky but I'm not going to mention the odd bum note #1 Oi I'm still watching you!!
Who needs wifi and cell phone coverage when you can entertain your family in the open air with that sound. Looks like an idyllic life to me.
#1 GO go now!!!
That was absolutely beautiful, I'm a little picky but I'm not going to mention the odd bum note #1 Oi I'm still watching you!!
Who needs wifi and cell phone coverage when you can entertain your family in the open air with that sound. Looks like an idyllic life to me.
#1 GO go now!!!
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4612. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Thinnest Wood Shavings You Have Ever Seen - Japanese Woodworking
#15 Ah now come on don't put yourself down Thunders, your last one was pretty good for a Girl
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4613. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Thinnest Wood Shavings You Have Ever Seen - Japanese Woodworking
#10 It might have escaped your attention Thunders but I'm a hen which makes that physically impossible.
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4614. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Thinnest Wood Shavings You Have Ever Seen - Japanese Woodworking
They sell it to the Kardashian's , Kim uses it on her delicate arse.
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4615. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video A bag full of surprises
#6 Whoo! There is no arguing with Austin when she's on her period.
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4616. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video A bag full of surprises
That's the easy part of the game I feel sorry for the guy that's got to go gather them up again.
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4617. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video A Day in the Life of Changi Airport
#7 It was close but I went with you
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4618. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Who Pays on a First Date?
I guess the complication here if there is one, is who asked who out. In my day it was generally the guy apparently this has changed somewhat now. I was very surprised a number of years ago when I separated from my Ex after a long marriage, going out with a group of work colleagues and my new found freedom, after a meal and too much red wine, we went to a late night bar come nightclub (my first one for over twenty years) now okay I had made the effort, new clothes, chosen for me by my secretary actually. But within five minutes of entering the bar a woman on the dance floor (a cute younger than me woman) near where I standing asked me if she could buy me a drink. I was both amazed, surprised, shocked and of course flattered. Twenty or so years earlier that would have not happened even when I would then have been definitely on the pull.
I'm generally happy to pay in social situations but I totally agree I would have little respect for a woman who didn't offer and would likely agree if she felt awkward not doing. I have no respect whatsoever for women who are clearly digging for gold. Love and peace everyone, love and peace.
I'm generally happy to pay in social situations but I totally agree I would have little respect for a woman who didn't offer and would likely agree if she felt awkward not doing. I have no respect whatsoever for women who are clearly digging for gold. Love and peace everyone, love and peace.
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4619. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video A Day in the Life of Changi Airport
I ground some coffee beans, set the coffee machine on continuous, put some logs on the fire and got a reasonable pile stacked up next to it. Puffed up my favourite cushions on the corner suite, took a deep breath and a small sigh, cleared my entire day, pressed play on this video with all the promises in it's title! THREE MINUTES LATER IT'S OVER, now what the feck am I going to do.
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4620. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Rare footage of extinct animals
Makes you weep so so sad Lets hope that technology may find a way to bring some of these amazing creatures back, especially as some of them may have held secrets to combating certain diseases like the Tasmanian devil which is in the news at the moment.
It's a great shame that other creatures don't become extinct and I invite you all to add to the following list of things that should be extinct:-
1) Paedophiles
2) Wasps (yes paedophiles you are less worthy than wasps)
3) Isis (looking quite promising at the moment)
4)
Lets hope that technology may find a way to bring some of these amazing creatures back, especially as some of them may have held secrets to combating certain diseases like the Tasmanian devil which is in the news at the moment. It's a great shame that other creatures don't become extinct and I invite you all to add to the following list of things that should be extinct:-
1) Paedophiles
2) Wasps (yes paedophiles you are less worthy than wasps)
3) Isis (looking quite promising at the moment)
4)
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4621. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Amazing goal
Well I'm English and I hate football too and Rugby and Cricket. I'm a one to one and one on one type of guy. I like Tennis, squash, badminton, table tennis and twister played with the right woman of course.
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4622. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video What Was The First Smartphone?
#2 Thunders how can be believe anything you say when you blatantly lied in North Carolina back in the 80's
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4623. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How to pour cola without bad fizz
The fizz is the most healthy part of a coke, if like the rest of the drink you don't drink it.
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4624. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video EXTREME 258 KM/H SUR LA GLACE : MATCH PORSCHE GT3 RS FACE A YAMAHA YZF 1000 R1
Well today I have five cars, one is going at the weekend though.
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4625. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Reading RR Plow Train - G Scale
#6 Yes I left a funny story on it.
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4626. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video COFPV | Drak V. Graugans | Mountain Surf
#1 Yep I for one don't know what the feck that is but later I'm going to KFC for a BLT if they have started selling them yet.
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4627. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Reading RR Plow Train - G Scale
Think I'll stick with the shovel I've got a life to live.
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4628. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Animated Map of Unemployment in the US 1990 - 2016
#1 Bob Monkhouse 1958.
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4629. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Tesla Self-Driving Car Level 5 Autonomy
They will have to make prisons bigger if the cars are going to be the getaway drivers. They'll be large rooms with Tesla's smoking, playing pool getting into fights and all the hatchbacks will have a worried look on their faces in case the saloons and MPV's try to interfere with their exhausts.
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4630. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Capuchin monkeys unintentionally made stone age tools
#14 #16 It's discrimination guys. As Thunders so elegantly explained above. If you are a painter of a house and your only reason for refusing to paint your customers house is because he is Black that's discrimination. If you don't want to paint the house for reasons you don't explain that's a different matter but if you utter the words I'm not painting your house because you are black or Jewish or Chinese it's discrimination and many countries have laws to protect people against that happening. In the cake icing case if the bakery had simply said we aren't icing cakes this week as our books are full that would have been fine (providing they were not witnessed booking in other cakes and icing them) But they openly refused to ice the cake because it said 'Support gay marriage' and that is discrimination and the courts found them guilty, end of!!
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4631. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher (Soft-boiled egg shell cracker)
#10 If that is German thank the feck they lost the war Twice. Or we'd all be speaking it. Ouu Ouu don't mention the wars! scheehuuush I mentioned it just then but I think I got away with it
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4632. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Hiding from Police in the refrigerator
#12 Yes I wonder why lol
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4633. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Capuchin monkeys unintentionally made stone age tools
#12 Or getting a rock cut between the toes AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
#8 Surly not? That's a lot of fecking idiots. We've just had a prick in Northern Ireland who has today TODAY!! lost a court case because he runs a bakery in Northern Ireland. I won't give it's name but it's called ASHERS BAKING COMPANY 19A ROYAL AVE, BELFAST BT1 1FB Tel 028 9031 5957 www.ashersbaking.co.com Basically they refused to ice a cake with the words "Support Gay Marriage" on the top. Now I'm not Gay but this guy and his wife are so behind the times and have their religion so far up their own arses that they can't smell the roses. Wake up you fecking idiots!!
#8 Surly not? That's a lot of fecking idiots. We've just had a prick in Northern Ireland who has today TODAY!! lost a court case because he runs a bakery in Northern Ireland. I won't give it's name but it's called ASHERS BAKING COMPANY 19A ROYAL AVE, BELFAST BT1 1FB Tel 028 9031 5957 www.ashersbaking.co.com Basically they refused to ice a cake with the words "Support Gay Marriage" on the top. Now I'm not Gay but this guy and his wife are so behind the times and have their religion so far up their own arses that they can't smell the roses. Wake up you fecking idiots!!
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4634. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher (Soft-boiled egg shell cracker)
Now I have a soft boiled egg every morning, usually duck, which I soft boil myself 6 minutes 50 seconds in a pre boiled pan in simmer perfecto. What I then do is cool the egg in the pan using cold water of course for a couple of minutes then I take the egg from the pan and put it into a nice piece of clean kitchen roll which inadvertently dries the egg. Then I tap it gently still in the towel against my desk or if I'm feeling violent I'll strike it with my stapler then I remove all the shell (Always remove ALL the shell few things worse in life than discovering a piece of duck egg shell between your teeth when you crunch AAAAHHHHH!!!! it's like paper cuts between your toes AAAAHHHHHH!! or inside your eye lids AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!) anyway then I bite the pointy bit off exposing the beautiful yellow slightly runny centre, two bites later it's history, don't need one of these gadgets it would get in the way.
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4635. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video King of Saudi Arabia weird allegiance ceremony
#7 Aiy that would have been me pretending to be an Arabian prince called Shake Mc'willycosit'swet.
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4636. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Modern heavy equipment, new modern wood cutting machine compilation in the world
#9 Absolutely in fact I did just that last night although it was Baileys.
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4637. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Hiding from Police in the refrigerator
This is Russia the fridge at 4 degrees was probably the warmest part of the house to hide.
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4638. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Capuchin monkeys unintentionally made stone age tools
#5 Oh don't start that you'll have 40% of Americans who still believe that the world is only 10000 years old climbing onto taller pedestals.
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4639. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video King of Saudi Arabia weird allegiance ceremony
You are fecking joking me! Just who the feck does he think he is and why the feck would anyone want to shake hands with a cardboard model of him let along the bloke himself. He sits on the toilet like anyone else probably masturbates like everyone else (except me) and just happens to have a lot of fecking oil. Also if they want to get the queue's through a little quicker wouldn't it make sense to spread the cardboard cut outs around the room and only get them to shake hands with one of them not all three!! I bet if you have been really bad when you have finished the handshake with one of them you walk off with a hand short.
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4640. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Hiding from Police in the refrigerator
He should have gone in with a screwdriver and pretended to be from Hotpoint service.
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4641. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Vote Trump. Please ?
I can't remember if I've mentioned this before or if I just dreamed I had (I have some very weird dreams) I would really like trump to win the US presidency but only if could watch the outcome from another planet well out of reach of nuclear fallout.
As for the UK leaving the UK or Brexit as it's now very boringly known. The problem is that the majority of those who voted to leave voted for the wrong reason and that reason was immigration! not that immigration isn't a problem in the UK it is, but the majority of those who voted out expected it to come to an end, pretty quickly, and it hasn't, and it won't. We are now in a position where the rest of the EU are pissed that we are leaving and are going to make it as uncomfortable as they can possibly can for us when we do. I personally think it was a mistake and although it won't happen if knowing what is becoming clear now and there was to be another referendum vote I believe it would go the other way.
As for the UK leaving the UK or Brexit as it's now very boringly known. The problem is that the majority of those who voted to leave voted for the wrong reason and that reason was immigration! not that immigration isn't a problem in the UK it is, but the majority of those who voted out expected it to come to an end, pretty quickly, and it hasn't, and it won't. We are now in a position where the rest of the EU are pissed that we are leaving and are going to make it as uncomfortable as they can possibly can for us when we do. I personally think it was a mistake and although it won't happen if knowing what is becoming clear now and there was to be another referendum vote I believe it would go the other way.
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4642. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Modern heavy equipment, new modern wood cutting machine compilation in the world
A little NO a lot too long but I have to say I do burn a lot of wood so one of these would be really handy at the side of my open fire.
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4643. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video SAMURAI NOODLES "THE ORIGINATOR"
Totally agree about the animation but I don't like the music one little bit.
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4644. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video That Moment You Learn The Difference Between What You Wanted and Reality
I'll tell you what I hate and I haven't heard this for a number of years, it's when some military jets go right over head from nowhere I find that noise absolutely terrifying and if an ambulance suddenly turns it siren on right behind you.
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4645. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Shell Beach (Shark Bay, Western Australia)
Is this a new category 'holiday video outtakes' a little bit naff but I'm not complaining oh no I think it's really really great
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4646. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Most Powerful Car Crusher?
No Mr Bond I expect you to die!
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4647. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Guy Singing His Heart Out Hydroplanes and Flips His Car
#6 At 80mph he would have been better off hitting the deer.
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4648. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Guy Singing His Heart Out Hydroplanes and Flips His Car
He starts off with that 'Jesus loves me and my singing' look on his face and he end's up with that 'Oh Jesus shite what am I gonna tell Dad' look on his face.
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4649. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Amazing Ways to Balance Coins
That's a nice demo.
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4650. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How is prangent formed?
#7 hit his calld Ow 2 tork lyke her kunt
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4651. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How is prangent formed?
Same in the USA then I guess?
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4652. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video $300 EpiPen filled with $1 of Epinephrine
#22 #24 Now children perhaps you would like to explain to these good people how some shitty meat squeezed into the arsehole of a sheeps foreskin could either by hunted or sneak back and forward from England to Scotland without legs or knees And if one of our Scottish persons believes the haggis is deemed to have intelligence that doesn't say very much about the intelligence of one of our Scottish persons and as such Thunders should definitely stay well clear of both the Scottish person(s) and the chilly land on which they and their haggi dwell.
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4653. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video How is prangent formed?
You would think by the 14th child she would be able to spell 'up the duff again'
The sad fact here is apart from the obvious occasional typo, an awful lot of young people, following the example of their parents, leave school with two qualifications; how to get peraggerant and how to get a council house.
The sad fact here is apart from the obvious occasional typo, an awful lot of young people, following the example of their parents, leave school with two qualifications; how to get peraggerant
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4654. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Mike Rayburn sings "Cat's In The Cradle" to his dying Dad
Radish...........................
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4655. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video This is how you apologize when you are right
I'm amazed American's don't kick the ever loving shite out of C B at every opportunity that's what they would do in Scotland wouldn't they Scotsman50? and his fecking body guards eh.
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4656. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video $300 EpiPen filled with $1 of Epinephrine
#17 Yes but there is a Big Big down side to that. You have to live in Wales and for that matter Scotland. I'd definitely rather pay £8.40 and live in England.
#11 Move to England we are much better looking it's warmer and it's only going to cost you £8.40 for the privilege.
#4 Look Bucko you may pay lower taxes but how much are you paying in health insurance and how many days holiday do you get a year?? Personally I take 40 the average in the UK is 32. What are your chances of getting shot in the US? fecking high almost guaranteed here we have to travel a hundred miles to even see a gun. You can keep your low taxes.
#11 Move to England we are much better looking it's warmer and it's only going to cost you £8.40 for the privilege.
#4 Look Bucko you may pay lower taxes but how much are you paying in health insurance and how many days holiday do you get a year?? Personally I take 40 the average in the UK is 32. What are your chances of getting shot in the US? fecking high almost guaranteed here we have to travel a hundred miles to even see a gun. You can keep your low taxes.
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4657. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video $300 EpiPen filled with $1 of Epinephrine
#5 Presume you have tried Migraleve pink and yellows? I used to take Immigran did you realise that if they had another t they wouldn't let them into the country (I think the packaging costs more than the pills) Didn't work for me at all, in fact they used to make me feel sick. I always get the classic halo eyes and inability to focus first, providing I take a pinky at first halo I usually escape the headache just get twenty minutes of blurred vision and sometimes a bit of a background headache for a few hours, if it really annoys me I take a yellow but seldom need to do that. If I can't get to take a pinky immediately when the halo starts (and I mean within a couple of minutes) they are less effective. It's quite a sensation driving when one comes on it's like being in a video game but obviously I have to stop.
(I think the packaging costs more than the pills) Didn't work for me at all, in fact they used to make me feel sick. I always get the classic halo eyes and inability to focus first, providing I take a pinky at first halo I usually escape the headache just get twenty minutes of blurred vision and sometimes a bit of a background headache for a few hours, if it really annoys me I take a yellow but seldom need to do that. If I can't get to take a pinky immediately when the halo starts (and I mean within a couple of minutes) they are less effective. It's quite a sensation driving when one comes on it's like being in a video game but obviously I have to stop. 53
4658. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video A Fireman Fixing a Busted Fire Hydrant
Take a deep breath and turn turn turn.
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4659. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Man Stroke Woman - The Walk of Shame
I would have loved to see the advertisement for the female role for this video.
Job description comedy sketch
We are looking for a er ideally a female (obviously men can apply equal opportunities and all that) person for a comedy sketch.
You will be quite er uum fairly oou generous in the heavy um weight fat, no not fat, plump in proportions, big you know, a bigish oh that's not a word uum, Large you will be a big fat large lady (and lovey with it okay)
Now we don't necessarily need you to be pretty in fact pretty girls, women (or men of course) that are pretty might be at a disadvantage to this role, not that there is anything wrong with pretty girls women (men, no not men) on the contrary I prefer them to the kind of woman girl (man, no not man I'm not gay) that we are looking for, BBBuuut that's just me and I'm not by any means a guide that you should follow ..much. So anyway yes an ugly flat faced large woman with a big mole that sleeps a lot, that's what we want.
Please apply in writing obviously we don't want you just showing up it's nearly Halloween.
Job description comedy sketch
We are looking for a er ideally a female (obviously men can apply equal opportunities and all that) person for a comedy sketch.
You will be quite er uum fairly oou generous in the heavy um weight fat, no not fat, plump in proportions, big you know, a bigish oh that's not a word uum, Large you will be a big fat large lady (and lovey with it okay)
Now we don't necessarily need you to be pretty in fact pretty girls, women (or men of course) that are pretty might be at a disadvantage to this role, not that there is anything wrong with pretty girls women (men, no not men) on the contrary I prefer them to the kind of woman girl (man, no not man I'm not gay) that we are looking for, BBBuuut that's just me and I'm not by any means a guide that you should follow ..much. So anyway yes an ugly flat faced large woman with a big mole that sleeps a lot, that's what we want.
Please apply in writing obviously we don't want you just showing up it's nearly Halloween.
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4660. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video $300 EpiPen filled with $1 of Epinephrine
Every time I hear something like this I realise how lucky the people of the UK are with the amazing National Health service which nearly everyone in the UK moans about! STOP FECKING MOANING IT COULD BE MUCH WORSE< GO AND LIVE IN AMERICA YOU MOANING GITS!!!!! cough cough sorry about that but they make me so FECKING MAD!!!! In the UK if you need an Epipen you go to your Dr and for the price of a prescription (currently £8.40) he gives you one. If you need regular monthly prescriptive items you can pay £104 for an entire year for as many items as you need. Woo betide they put the prescription charges up by 20p OH MY DOG the population goes fecking mad FECKING MAD THEY GO. IT'S REALLY CHEAP YOU IDIOTS!!!!.
I am also really pissed off with the USA disease that swept over the UK in the weather across the Atlantic several years ago do you know what it is called? no? well I'll tell you; it's called sue the NHS at EVERY opportunity. Now don't get me wrong sometimes they get it wrong and need a good sueing BUT!!! people are so fecking quick now to sue for anything and everything 'OOuu my granny had to wait in a corridor for twenty minutes to be seen by a Dr!!' "Oh dear and do you know why? BECAUSE THEY WERE FECKING BUSY!!! Several of them were in court being sued by some other TNUC at the time". "Oou and my prescription charge has just gone up 12 pence and my National insurance has gone up £4 a year" "YES because they have to keep paying out SUE MONEY!!!" Be thankful for what you have got and think if you could be sued for being an idiot how much money would you have left! End of Thursdays Rant!! The end Fina love and joy to everyone
I am also really pissed off with the USA disease that swept over the UK in the weather across the Atlantic several years ago do you know what it is called? no? well I'll tell you; it's called sue the NHS at EVERY opportunity. Now don't get me wrong sometimes they get it wrong and need a good sueing BUT!!! people are so fecking quick now to sue for anything and everything 'OOuu my granny had to wait in a corridor for twenty minutes to be seen by a Dr!!' "Oh dear and do you know why? BECAUSE THEY WERE FECKING BUSY!!! Several of them were in court being sued by some other TNUC at the time". "Oou and my prescription charge has just gone up 12 pence and my National insurance has gone up £4 a year" "YES because they have to keep paying out SUE MONEY!!!" Be thankful for what you have got and think if you could be sued for being an idiot how much money would you have left! End of Thursdays Rant!! The end Fina love and joy to everyone
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4661. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Mike Rayburn sings "Cat's In The Cradle" to his dying Dad
Well I'm still going to have the last word....Tomato.
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4662. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Great White Shark diving cage accident
So how the feck did the shark get into the cage?
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4663. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Animated History of Scotland
You know how occasionally you don't take to someone? Well, and I'm not proud of this but I can't abide Nicola Sturgeon the first minister of Scotland. I have many friends who are Scottish so it's not a England Scotland thing, She is just so far up her own backside and irritates the outer layer of my own for the record I also can't stand Michael Macintyre I wonder if there is a connection apart from the fact that they probably both have small willies and don't make me laugh
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4664. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Mike Rayburn sings "Cat's In The Cradle" to his dying Dad
Well maybe this will be the final comment on this subject, all I will say is that my opinion hasn't changed. I think the test of any video on Snotr is 1) Has anyone put it into their favourites list, I doubt it. 2) Contrary to Thunders comment at #14 above, Can anyone say they actually enjoy it? 3) The big Question Would you want to watch it again? I wouldn't.
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4665. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The English Language In 24 Accents
#6 Sadly that is very true. But even with my sexy, smooth, none screechy, educated, slightly posh accent, I have a very particular set of skills, skills that I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for Scottish people like you and I am sober and I don't have Nicola Sturgeon as a leader or as she is now know in England GORILLA WOMAN. I rest my case.
#7 Especially spoken by a woman
#7 Especially spoken by a woman
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4666. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Horse Whisperer
Looks beautiful but I would like to see the methods used in achieving that amount of control. I bet there was a bit of shouting
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4667. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Looks Like An Accident, But This Is How They Unload Timber In Canada (HD)
I think it's an accident that they were waiting to happen that has now been adapted as a method of unloading wood in Canada.
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4668. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Morning chores
#10 Hock Eye the Noo to you says the rooster doing what a rooster doo's.
#11 Yee aint not no innocent by a long chalk of a screeching blackboard, yee is guilti and yee knows it!! OOOh Arr fifty men on a deadmans chesty part lils gives a rooster the microwave chills.
I would like to apologise profusely for my mockery and slanderous take on the Scottish language and my terrible attempt at writing a sketch for pirates of the Caribbean 23 above, I do believe some blighter had perfumed my corn this fine and sunny morning, top hole I say, top hole.
#11 Yee aint not no innocent by a long chalk of a screeching blackboard, yee is guilti and yee knows it!! OOOh Arr fifty men on a deadmans chesty part lils gives a rooster the microwave chills.
I would like to apologise profusely for my mockery and slanderous take on the Scottish language and my terrible attempt at writing a sketch for pirates of the Caribbean 23 above, I do believe some blighter had perfumed my corn this fine and sunny morning, top hole I say, top hole.
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4669. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video People Doing Awesome Things
#4 It was 'Fine words doth butter no parsnips'
#5 A reply from D Trump 'I could do at least three of them'
#5 A reply from D Trump 'I could do at least three of them'
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4670. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Cigo (One Cigo (One Man Band) - Melita - 2011
Do you think all those giving money and having a photo were having it taken for tax purposes
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4671. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Bad lip reading
I watched the original debates, they made as much sense as this version.
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4672. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Mike Rayburn sings "Cat's In The Cradle" to his dying Dad
#6#8 That's all well and good but the uploader (likely the guy playing the guitar, the son) was only one of the two people featured in this video! this is a point of dignity.
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4673. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Stowe Foliage
#1 It's not fall silly it's Autumn
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4674. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Morning chores
#8 Er... I think it was you and the old Scotsfellow
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4675. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Mike Rayburn sings "Cat's In The Cradle" to his dying Dad
Thanks Thunders
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4676. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video People Doing Awesome Things
I'm fairly sure this has been on Snotr before but no matter! There were three parts that I enjoyed more than all the other parts put together or was that a quote by Aristotle
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4677. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Morning chores
Hey Hey Hey!! I don't want my sex life splashed ( bad choice of expression ) all over the tabloids and Snotr thank you very much.
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4678. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video ORACLE TEAM USA - Fun on Foils
I've got one of those in my garage but I haven't got enough friends to fly it.
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4679. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Mike Rayburn sings "Cat's In The Cradle" to his dying Dad
This is a very private moment between Father and Son very close to death and I'm not totally comfortable with this being on-line or on Snotr but that's only my opinion which I presume I'm entitled to.
The song though is one of my absolute favourites written by Harry Chapin and has been covered by many artists and bands over the years, Never better in my opinion than by Ricky Skaggs with an incredibly moving video. when he looks into the camera at the very end he's saying 'You really ought to think about this' https://youtu.be/fDe4jPhl5ac I remember many years ago having this playing on CMT Country Music Television and someone I didn't especially like came in the office, I had to leave for a few minutes and when I returned the song was just finishing and this guy had tears in his eyes and he suddenly said "I've got to go home and kiss my kids" he left and I changed my opinion of this 'Changed' guy.
The song though is one of my absolute favourites written by Harry Chapin and has been covered by many artists and bands over the years, Never better in my opinion than by Ricky Skaggs with an incredibly moving video. when he looks into the camera at the very end he's saying 'You really ought to think about this' https://youtu.be/fDe4jPhl5ac I remember many years ago having this playing on CMT Country Music Television and someone I didn't especially like came in the office, I had to leave for a few minutes and when I returned the song was just finishing and this guy had tears in his eyes and he suddenly said "I've got to go home and kiss my kids" he left and I changed my opinion of this 'Changed' guy.
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4680. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video New Five Pound Note Plays Vinyl Records.
Ironically the old five pound note could be taken to a record shop and exchanged for actual music but since Brexit this is no longer possible.
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4681. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The English Language In 24 Accents
I thought it was a good effort and he did appear quite sincere, although that might have been an impersonation of someone being quite sincere, I mean he might be a little shit, who knows. For anyone not English out there I should point out that there are many, many other dialects other than the extremes from Liverpool, Manchester, London, Wales and Scotland and posh. I for example speak with a smooth, none screechy, slightly posh, educated, pleasant accent which would be easy for anyone to understand who knew English as a language.
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4682. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The most EPIC tree removal
You could tell these guys had done this at least twice before.
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4683. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Perfect welding
It wasn't perfect there is little dent at ten o clock but I might be being a tiny bit picky.
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4684. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Guy shoots deer, then something strange happens...
#1#2 Yep pretty much agree with both of you.
This reminds me of my favourite Woody Allen joke/story.
"I shot a moose once, strapped him onto the fender of my car and headed home, but what I didn't realise was that the bullet didn't penetrate the moose, it merely creased his scalp knocking him unconscious. And I'm driving back through the Holland tunnel and the moose woke up, the moose is signalling for a turn you know. And there's a law in New York state about driving with a live moose on your fender Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. So I'm very panicky don't know what to do, then it hits me! Some friends of mine are having a surprise costume party, I'll go, ditch him at the party it wouldn't be my responsibility.
So I drive to my friends house, I ring the bell, the moose is beside me, I say Hello you know the Solomon's. The moose mingled, did very well, scored. Some guy tried to sell him insurance for an hour and a half. Midnight comes and they hold a competition for the best costume of the night. First prize goes to the Berkawitze's a married couple dressed as a moose, the moose comes in second, the moose is furious, he and the Berkawitze's lock antlers in the living room, they charge and knock each other unconscious. I thought this is my chance I grab the moose, strap him onto the fender of my car and head back to the forest ...BUT I got the Berkawitzes and there is a law in New York state about driving with an unconscious Jewish couple on your fender Tuesdays, Thursdays and especially Saturdays. Next morning the Berkawitze's wake up in the forest in a Moose suit. Mr Berkawitze is shot stuffed and mounted by the New York Rifle club, but the joke is on them because it's restricted". The amount of nonsense I carry around in my head is just ridiculous
This reminds me of my favourite Woody Allen joke/story.
"I shot a moose once, strapped him onto the fender of my car and headed home, but what I didn't realise was that the bullet didn't penetrate the moose, it merely creased his scalp knocking him unconscious. And I'm driving back through the Holland tunnel and the moose woke up, the moose is signalling for a turn you know. And there's a law in New York state about driving with a live moose on your fender Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. So I'm very panicky don't know what to do, then it hits me! Some friends of mine are having a surprise costume party, I'll go, ditch him at the party it wouldn't be my responsibility.
So I drive to my friends house, I ring the bell, the moose is beside me, I say Hello you know the Solomon's. The moose mingled, did very well, scored. Some guy tried to sell him insurance for an hour and a half. Midnight comes and they hold a competition for the best costume of the night. First prize goes to the Berkawitze's a married couple dressed as a moose, the moose comes in second, the moose is furious, he and the Berkawitze's lock antlers in the living room, they charge and knock each other unconscious. I thought this is my chance I grab the moose, strap him onto the fender of my car and head back to the forest ...BUT I got the Berkawitzes and there is a law in New York state about driving with an unconscious Jewish couple on your fender Tuesdays, Thursdays and especially Saturdays. Next morning the Berkawitze's wake up in the forest in a Moose suit. Mr Berkawitze is shot stuffed and mounted by the New York Rifle club, but the joke is on them because it's restricted".
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4685. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Synchronized crossroad
#5#9#11 Well Oscar Wilde did say and I quote 'Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, that mediocrity can pay to greatness' unquote.
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4686. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Synchronized crossroad
Is this real or does it just look fake
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4687. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Ski bike
#3 You are a very strange cameraperson you are.
I wonder where you get spare tyres for those things and I didn't see any brakes!!
I wonder where you get spare tyres for those things and I didn't see any brakes!!
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4688. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Hang Massive - Once Again - 2011 ( hang drum duo )
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4689. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Hang Massive - Once Again - 2011 ( hang drum duo )
These were very popular in England right upto 2012 when they were banned because of the radiation, they were made in quantity from old plutonium containers shipped from Russia to Bern in Switzerland from 1987 to 2002, where they were fashioned into Kettle drums, chimineas and Hangs. Sadly a commune of new age travellers came down with a mysterious illness in Chelmsford Essex in early 2011 and we're all found dead in a big tent, turns out it was weapon grade plutonium poisoning. They were buried in a large lead lined coffin in a secret destination somewhere in the south of England, very sad
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4690. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The history of the High Five
#3 I'm pretty sure there is a junior snotr for children, you've stumbled onto the adult site
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4691. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How to fight in a XVth century knight armor
No ninjas in that period then?
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4692. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Kids being brutally honest
#2 It was fecking awful
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4693. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The history of the High Five
WHAT!!!! bollocks we used to do high five's in my school back in 1968.
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4694. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video JPA JetPack Aviation JB10 Principality of Monaco Flight #3 iPhone6S
It would have better with the James Bond theme music played over the top of it actually for a moment I thought they were filming a scene and it was Daniel Craig under the helmet. I've got to get me one of those.
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4695. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Pi (π) unrolled
Well I liked it , especially the music.
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4696. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Garbage Man
Another way of looking at it is who are the real hero's in society? The footballers who get paid millions of £'s the film stars who make millions for a movie? The singers who live in multimillion pound homes while a lot of their 'fans' live in relative poverty? No the real hero's in the world are the people who clean the streets, work in the hospitals, cook and serve the food.
We live in a strange world where the privileges go to those who have the easiest lives. Would we love these same people any less if they sang their songs, made their films, kicked their footballs, hit their tennis balls and golf balls, but were paid the average wage? Would they have any less desire to do those things rather than clean the streets? It's no wonder there are such long queues outside the x factor studios.
We live in a strange world where the privileges go to those who have the easiest lives. Would we love these same people any less if they sang their songs, made their films, kicked their footballs, hit their tennis balls and golf balls, but were paid the average wage? Would they have any less desire to do those things rather than clean the streets? It's no wonder there are such long queues outside the x factor studios.
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4697. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Steam Roller vs Golf Balls
They obviously need a heavier roller
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4698. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video King of Harmonica
It doesn't matter how good you get at playing the harmonica, half the time you suck.
I've been learning to play myself, but the only way I can play is to get in my car, drive at a hundred miles an hour, put the harmonica in my hand and put my hand out of the window. I've been stopped five times for practising and not taking a right turn.
I put strobe lights on my car now when I'm driving at night it looks like I'm the only one moving. Driving hasn't been the same since I installed the fairground mirror. I put a new engine in my car but I forgot to take the old one out, Now I can drive at 180 miles per hour..........the harmonica sounds amazing.
Steven wright 19 something
A mouth-organ went into a bar and ordered a pint, the barman said that's incredible you are the second mouth organ to come in today, the mouth organ said oh that would have been our Monica.
I've been learning to play myself, but the only way I can play is to get in my car, drive at a hundred miles an hour, put the harmonica in my hand and put my hand out of the window. I've been stopped five times for practising and not taking a right turn.
I put strobe lights on my car now when I'm driving at night it looks like I'm the only one moving. Driving hasn't been the same since I installed the fairground mirror. I put a new engine in my car but I forgot to take the old one out, Now I can drive at 180 miles per hour..........the harmonica sounds amazing.
Steven wright 19 something
A mouth-organ went into a bar and ordered a pint, the barman said that's incredible you are the second mouth organ to come in today, the mouth organ said oh that would have been our Monica.
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4699. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Grumpy Sister
I don't believe her, I think she's only saying that because she means it.
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4700. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Avoiding Traffic
Pretty sure this was Scalectric
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4701. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The funniest snore ever
If left untreated this sound will stop automatically and permanently
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4702. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 44 adverts from the 1940
It's not the quantity but the quality that counts and these adverts had lots of neither lol
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4703. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The funniest snore ever
Sounds like someone trying to start a chainsaw, moments later he is ordered out of the furniture store. Her laugh is annoying too.
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4704. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Teacher Dives out of Window!
#7 Yes just like in the 1970's
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4705. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Teacher Dives out of Window!
Ah back in the 1970's teachers were throwing themselves out of windows all the time.
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4706. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Amazing Doo-Wop at the parking lot
I listened to this and I'm so happy
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4707. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Stereographic projection
#8 Only one and a half line's Captain Kirkdelicious are you ill, We need information..INFORMATION. Opps sorry accidentally put my online speaker phone on.
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4708. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Acorn to Oak filmed over an 8 month period time-lapse
#8 I don't think you counted the two far left at 00:22 you need to have your peripheral vision checked or maybe (and don't take this the wrong way) you need to pin those incredibly big fat, rabbit cabbage Prince Charles lumpy dumpy ears back out of your vision of sight.
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4709. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Bear Bait
#8 They are but not all of them have bit's of people's arm meat hanging off
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4710. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Stereographic projection
Could someone please upload another toilet flushing video I'm getting over stimulated with this video.
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4711. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Acorn to Oak filmed over an 8 month period time-lapse
Well I hope he's still filming I'd like to see it over the next twenty years or so.
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4712. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Turbo Flush Activated
Imagine calling god on that great white telephone, he'd say hello seven times, think it was a prank call, say well feck you then and hang up
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4713. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Butterfly takes over Koala Joey's Photoshoot and owns it like a BOSS!
#5 Keep it to your self I don't want to start a panic! Mums the word
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4714. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 1st FAI World Indoor Skydiving Championship - Silver Medallists - Czech Team "MAD RAVENS"
Is there an indoor skydiving fails video out there? That's the one I want to see.
I can't decide if this is something I would like to have a go at or not, I mean if you can just float about a bit this would be a great attraction at a theme park if you were wearing the correct protective gear.
Okay I've just had a look they are everywhere, where have I been
I can't decide if this is something I would like to have a go at or not, I mean if you can just float about a bit this would be a great attraction at a theme park if you were wearing the correct protective gear.
Okay I've just had a look they are everywhere, where have I been
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4715. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Butterfly takes over Koala Joey's Photoshoot and owns it like a BOSS!
Fact Koala snot(r) taste like nectar to butterfly's. The question is can chlamydia be passed on to butterflies via koala snot(r)? If so we have a bit of a problem here, well there! Butterflies also pollinate flowers and so do the bees, the bees make Honey, the honey is used in many products including breakfast cereals and in it's pure form. My advice is don't kiss an Australian.
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4716. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video A few minutes to just chill with a cup of coffee..or tea
#1 You need to take longer coffee breaks
#2 Glad you liked it
#3 That's kinda Snotrsexual if you think about it
#4 That's good but you don't have to call me Mister Judge, Sir will be just fine
#2 Glad you liked it
#3 That's kinda Snotrsexual if you think about it
#4 That's good but you don't have to call me Mister Judge, Sir will be just fine
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4717. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Bubble
Well it certainly burst his
#2 What's the problem Thunders
Everyone you talk to has problems:- The other day I was on a bus sitting next to this Beautiful blonde Chinese girl. I said hello, she said hello, I said isn't it an amazing day?, she said yes it is I guess!. I said what do you mean you guess?, she said well things haven't been going too well for me just lately. I said like what? she said I can't tell you I don't even know you. I said yes but sometimes it can help to tell your problems to an absolute complete stranger on a bus. She said Well I've just come from my doctor and he's still unable to help me. I said what's the problem? and she paused and said... well I'm a nymphomaniac and I only get turned on by Jewish Cowboys, she said by the way my names Diane..I said hello Diane I'm Bucky Goldstein.
#2 What's the problem Thunders
Everyone you talk to has problems:- The other day I was on a bus sitting next to this Beautiful blonde Chinese girl. I said hello, she said hello, I said isn't it an amazing day?, she said yes it is I guess!. I said what do you mean you guess?, she said well things haven't been going too well for me just lately. I said like what? she said I can't tell you I don't even know you. I said yes but sometimes it can help to tell your problems to an absolute complete stranger on a bus. She said Well I've just come from my doctor and he's still unable to help me. I said what's the problem? and she paused and said... well I'm a nymphomaniac and I only get turned on by Jewish Cowboys, she said by the way my names Diane..I said hello Diane I'm Bucky Goldstein.
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4718. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Refurbished iPhone Transformed Into Newly Sealed
Could be just an extreme form of gift wrapping! It could also be a display model that is being sold. It's all well and good removing finger prints and smudges from the phone but how many used phones wouldn't have a scratch or two on them?
Anyway enough of this nonsense and on to more nonsense. I have just posted a comment on the strange people singing video of yesterday which I think you deserve to read. So I'm doing a copy paste to here. I think it has legs... Read on
Maybe we could declare Snotr a Religion! There would be some tax breaks for admin then. We could call it Snotrianismity 'Snotr-ian-ism-ity'. (difficult to say I know but that would stop unbelievers infiltrating us and giving us up to the Romans) All we need to do is appoint a god (I'm happy to put myself forward as it's pretty much type casting) a few disciples, well you could all apply for those. We would need a Mary of course (Thunders no question) a Devil (Suxi) a Donkey (Suxi would have to play two parts) Three wise men, ooou tricky, Captain kirkdelicious could apply, but we would have to keep his lines down to a minimum. You could come to me with your problems and misdemeanours and I could decide whether to forgive you or send you to Suxi for a hot pokering. Look we'll work out the rest as we go along... just need a show of hands. <--my new symbol
Anyway enough of this nonsense and on to more nonsense. I have just posted a comment on the strange people singing video of yesterday which I think you deserve to read. So I'm doing a copy paste to here. I think it has legs... Read on
Maybe we could declare Snotr a Religion! There would be some tax breaks for admin then. We could call it Snotrianismity 'Snotr-ian-ism-ity'. (difficult to say I know but that would stop unbelievers infiltrating us and giving us up to the Romans) All we need to do is appoint a god (I'm happy to put myself forward as it's pretty much type casting) a few disciples, well you could all apply for those. We would need a Mary of course (Thunders no question) a Devil (Suxi) a Donkey (Suxi would have to play two parts) Three wise men, ooou tricky, Captain kirkdelicious could apply, but we would have to keep his lines down to a minimum. You could come to me with your problems and misdemeanours and I could decide whether to forgive you or send you to Suxi for a hot pokering. Look we'll work out the rest as we go along... just need a show of hands.
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4719. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Aramaic singing by Georgian church during Pope Francis' visit in Georgia
#17 Would you expand on your comment as I don't understand your point.
Maybe we could declare Snotr a Religion! There would be some tax breaks for admin then. We could call it Snotrianismity. All we need to do is appoint a god (I'm happy to put myself forward as it's pretty much type casting) a few disciples, well you could all apply for those. We would need a Mary of course (Thunders no question) a Devil (Suxi) a Donkey (Suxi would have to play two parts) Three wise men, ooou tricky but Captain kirkdelicious could apply but we would have to keep his lines down to a minimum. You could come to me with your problems and misdemeanours and I could decide whether to forgive you or send you to Suxi for a hot pokering. Look we'll work out the rest as we go along... just need a show of hands. As this is comment 22 of a reasonably old video and not too many people will see it I'll cut and paste it to a new one. <--my new symbol
Maybe we could declare Snotr a Religion! There would be some tax breaks for admin then. We could call it Snotrianismity. All we need to do is appoint a god (I'm happy to put myself forward as it's pretty much type casting) a few disciples, well you could all apply for those. We would need a Mary of course (Thunders no question) a Devil (Suxi) a Donkey (Suxi would have to play two parts) Three wise men, ooou tricky but Captain kirkdelicious could apply but we would have to keep his lines down to a minimum. You could come to me with your problems and misdemeanours and I could decide whether to forgive you or send you to Suxi for a hot pokering. Look we'll work out the rest as we go along... just need a show of hands. As this is comment 22 of a reasonably old video and not too many people will see it I'll cut and paste it to a new one.
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4720. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Aramaic singing by Georgian church during Pope Francis' visit in Georgia
#15 Granted but then again that's hardly surprising because most atheists aren't trying to impress an imaginary friend..but ..oh you know the rest
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4721. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Senior Olympic golden medalist
He needs to work on his landings and it's cheating using a bent pole. Also I don't think he's wearing regulation foot-ware but perhaps I'm being a little critical.
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4722. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Aramaic singing by Georgian church during Pope Francis' visit in Georgia
#13 Well without appearing religionist, they look religious and they don't look like they are enjoying themselves. The little bearded fellow in the middle seems to be looking up which is where most religious people think god and therefore heaven is, Hubble hasn't spotted either him or the place yet though. My own opinion about religion is that it is all rather silly but that's only my opinion
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4723. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Aramaic singing by Georgian church during Pope Francis' visit in Georgia
#6 On the contrary this is a perfect place to discus anything related to a video.
Certainly can't take anything away from the wonderful sound produced by these people. The problem is when you scratch the surface and look at the lives of those producing this sound. Belief over everything else and for what?
Certainly can't take anything away from the wonderful sound produced by these people. The problem is when you scratch the surface and look at the lives of those producing this sound. Belief over everything else and for what?
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4724. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video SloMo Squirrel Flung!
#6 I've never tried Squirrel anything
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4725. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Pilot loses propellor, forced to glide to the ground
He's obviously done that before You can see what's going through his mind after he lands " Uum now why was my wife walking away from the plane earlier this morning with that big spanner in her hand, just after we took out that new life insurance policy" The worrying thing is that he looks a little like me but I've got more hair and better glasses.
You can see what's going through his mind after he lands " Uum now why was my wife walking away from the plane earlier this morning with that big spanner in her hand, just after we took out that new life insurance policy" The worrying thing is that he looks a little like me but I've got more hair and better glasses.53
4726. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Sounds Like Music - Compilation
#2 Steven Wright 1991
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4727. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Safety helmet challenge
That last guy wow, you've got to take your ..shoe off to him
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4728. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video That strange impression of déjà-vu
#2 Steven wright 1994 and a double monkey from me
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4729. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Meanwhile in Russia
How do you get an elephant in a car? take out the front seats. Who do you get 17 Russians and a guitar and an accordion in a car? take out the elephant.
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4730. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Philosophers Football
#4 Don't know what age you are but you have to bear in mind that this sketch is nearly 4o Years old. You have to consider what was around at the same time to realise how off the wall material like this was. I have to agree with you that this particular sketch by Python wasn't gut wrenchingly funny it was from one of the weekly TV episodes and I think they were pushing a little too much out at the time. But a few weeks either side of this sketch you would have heard the Dead parrot sketch, The argument sketch and some of the other classics.
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4731. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video SloMo Squirrel Flung!
#3 Really I had no idea, never tried Squirrel
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4732. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Invasion Day
Mara Peas Juana
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4733. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Faucet makes F1 race car sound
#2 Lab technicians doing the night shift in clinical chemistry, microbiology, haematology, histopathology or Immunology?
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4734. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video SloMo Squirrel Flung!
Squirrels are certainly a divider of emotions creature. They are beautiful animals, but these American Greys have wiped out virtually completely the beautiful Reds that were in abundance in England before the Greys arrived only 140 years ago. There are now only 140.000 reds left compared to 2.5 million greys and the reds have been squeezed into a very small area north of the country and the isle of wight, a 95% decline.
If it wasn't for the bushy tail they would be basically rats and everyone would hate them, it's the tail that saves them I guess, Squirrels and I have a lot in common though and that is simply that we never give in.
If it wasn't for the bushy tail they would be basically rats and everyone would hate them, it's the tail that saves them I guess, Squirrels and I have a lot in common though and that is simply that we never give in.
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4735. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Little lad joins a street performer in Galway, Ireland
Yeah seen her before, she takes her son to all her gigs. #3 By the way Cameraman why do laugh like a middle aged woman I connected this up to my 100 inch projector screen and you can actually see your kilt reflected in the shop window on two occasions.
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4736. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Why Doesn't Time Flow Backwards?
#9 Your words, my sentiments exactly
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4737. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Watch out, doors closing!
#5 Or it was closing slower than usual
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4738. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Why Doesn't Time Flow Backwards?
I can't be arsed with all this technical stuff today, life is to short, lets just say the answer to the question is 'Because it doesn't' have a nice coffee, possibly a biscuit, listen to some Bach and watch the flowers shrink
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4739. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Live Encounter with the Quick Landslide
Just imagine if that was the only road to someplace and you were delivering something, you'd have to go home. What a bummer that would be
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4740. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Yankee fan looses ring during proposal
#2 That's a little cynical! I'm thinking you are talking from personal experience, just how fat is your wife?
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4741. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Thoughts and Prayers App
#2 My thoughts go out to you for wasting any of your time doing so.
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4742. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Watch out, doors closing!
The quick and the left behind on the platform I wonder how often that is used as a reason for being late for work in the Philies
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4743. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Thoughts and Prayers App
Ahh No! it's not real, I've search high and low but alas I think it's a joke. However if it was real you can bet your bottom dollar it would make a fortune especially from the deep south and of course you would be cutting out the middle man or woman
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4744. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Swing Dancing Icon, Dawn Hampton, dancing at 81
This lady died four days ago
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4745. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video World's Largest Ship Elevator Opens at Three Gorges Dam in Central China
#2 I've just looked it up and it's a very lot
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4746. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video TV news anchor loses it
#2 I don't think you should read too much into this video you still may be, now reconnect the milking cups and stand still like the others.
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4747. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How to land your Microlight...when the engine cuts out.
I'm guessing he lived in one of those houses and thought that after the crash he might be able to crawl home and get an aspirin and a sticking plaster.
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4748. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Snake attack!
#6 Don't tell anyone else
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4749. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How You're Probably Going to Die
#1 Steven Wright 1992
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4750. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The 1995 Hubble Photo That Changed Astronomy
#2 Yes if they would just get out of the habit of committing war crimes along with Ashad in Syria against the local population and spoiling my evening glass of wine with pictures of innocent children being gassed and having chemicals dropped on them, along with all the bombs they would be alright! Oh and obviously if they would stop the state organised cheating in sport too that would be good as well. (all allegedly and without prejudice) Yay Russia
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4751. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video DIY Trip Wire Alarm System
#6 Read a newspaper in Germany obviously
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4752. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The hay burns quickly
Playing that kind of music in your car it's only a matter of time before something exciting happens, I feel sorry for all those hungry rabbits.
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4753. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Snake attack!
If this is real it is evil personified and as long as it never ever happens to me I'm all for it.
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4754. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Bee attack prank
If this is real it is evil personified and as long as it doesn't ever happen to me I'm all for it lol
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4755. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Patience is Doge's virtue
#9 You have to keep both eyes open in this game oops I meant
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4756. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Magnificent
#5 D <--- I've had some of it, now I'm fine
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4757. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video DIY Trip Wire Alarm System
#4 You have to be kidding!! Read a newspaper.
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4758. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Patience is Doge's virtue
What's a DOGE?
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4759. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The HyperAdapt
Of course the main advantage of the lights at the back (which you won't be able to see by the way) is that Muggers will see you are wearing $1000+ trainers and they will be in the perfect spot 'behind you'. If you are going to buy a pair you need to learn how to run real fast real quick.
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4760. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video CNN reporter hit by protester, knocked over
PHEW! I'm keeping out of this one
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4761. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Magnificent
#1 If you can't appreciate the beauty of these birds you are not of this world, move along.
I have just devised (in my mind) a terrible hummingbird trap, when the long beak slips deep into the artificial flower a clamping device underneath.....no I can't go on with it, it's just too terrible!!
Now I'm wondering if Humming bird beaks are like lizards tails, no no no that's not the way to think, stop it aaaahhhhh!!!!!!
And if they are do they grow back
I have just devised (in my mind) a terrible hummingbird trap, when the long beak slips deep into the artificial flower a clamping device underneath.....no I can't go on with it, it's just too terrible!!
Now I'm wondering if Humming bird beaks are like lizards tails, no no no that's not the way to think, stop it aaaahhhhh!!!!!!
And if they are do they grow back
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4762. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video DIY Trip Wire Alarm System
Spoiler alert!! Don't start making one of these step by step without watching the video all the way to the end. I did and I now have a trip wire alarm that I don't need for my yacht
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4763. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Kids and Zoo Animals
Mostly sad for the Animals.
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4764. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Giant RC plane destroyed
Still statistically the safest way for a hamster to travel
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4765. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Kitten VERY Protective of her Food
One big case of Kitty indigestion coming right up. That kitten is going to grow up to be a WereCat
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4766. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Fails of the Week 4 September 2016 || FailArmy
That buffalo at the end was probably running around saying "URRRK I licked her face it was orrible, uur give me a shot"
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4767. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 84 year old Singer/ songwriter
My kinda guy and humour so sad to hear that Ray is no longer around. At least his work and this audition will be around for a very long time
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4768. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video SpaceX at it again
#9#10 Yeah you're both right FECK UM!! SpaceX serves you right for having a Musky guy as your C.O. Ha Ha Ha Ha hA hA HA ha, oooou you bleu up oou oou oou bet that cost a lot ha ha ha ha tee hee back to old drawing board you loosers!! Ha hA ha
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4769. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Racing pilot nearly decapitated when hit by another plane
Well he won't be doing much with his right hand for a while. I wonder what happened to the plane that hit him.
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4770. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How not to board a ship
I'd like to think I wasn't that stupid in the first place, but I'd have been out of that cab long before it hit the water I mean how many seatbelts did he have to unbuckle
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4771. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video GTA V: Perfect Photos In 5 Easy Steps
I'm sure it's funny if you get it
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4772. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Frustrated Football fan
It's only a game for feck sake
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4773. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video World's Weirdest - Pangolin
#3 I want two
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4774. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video SpaceX at it again
I'm really sorry for SpaceX that things haven't been going too well of late and I can't laugh at their mishaps I'm sorry. Better though that they iron out serious stuff while the vehicles are unmanned. I find the whole idea of colonising Mars or any other rock out there very exciting indeed and I'm only saddened by the fact that I might not live enough years to see it.
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4775. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Thunder strokes
#4 Tis a pleasure oh Thunderous one.
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4776. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Thunder strokes
I only clicked on this video because I thought someone was saying something scandalous about my favourite Snotr bird.
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4777. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Phi Phi Islands, Thailand
#5 Fair enough when you put it like that but it's sooo boring, I literally fell asleep on line two, all day I've been feeling lethargic after reading it, I can't concentrate I've probably left medical instruments in several patients and it's all because of that, you know I'm seriously considering therapy, I am, it was just too much. Surly no one can be that boring in real life can they well Suxi maybe and Kenuki what ever his name is but they must be in the minority don't you think? Imagine if they are married omg their wives would be on Prozac. I need a glass of wine, night night
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4778. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Attack of the Tumbleweed
This is obviously a gang gathering, be afraid be very afraid. This is where all the tumbleweed gangs from all over America have got together to hear Tumble-Cyrus-weed make his speech.
Tumble -Cyrus-weed "Can you count suckers, I say the future is ours.....if you can count.
All the other weeds "Yeah oou yeah, ooh oooh yeah".
Tumble-Cyrus -weed again " Now look what we have before us, we have the Tumble Sarasin weeds rolling next to the Tumble jones street boys weed....We've got the Tumble moon runner weeds blowing by the tumble vancourtland ranger weeds..........................No weed is wasting no weed.....that is a miracle and miracles are the way things ought to be............. can you dig it, can you dig it CAN YOU DIG IT????
Soon after some long haired Weed with several coke bottles, shoots Tumble Cyrus weed and blames it on the Tumble Warrior weeds who have to blow and tumble all the back to Brooklyn. Along the way one of the Tumble Warrior weeds gets handcuffed to a park bench and some tumble lesbian weeds nearly shoot a couple of the others Oh and several members of Tumble Kiss weed try to baseball Tumble Swan weed who went on to sleep with Tumble Olivia Newton John weed (Probable after making Xanado).
Back at the Tumble Wonder wheel weed the Riffs turn up and probably severely kill the long Tumble haired weed on the beach they certainly ruffle his hair up anyway. As the sun sets on another Brooklyn morning the Tumble Warrior Weeds and their new Tumble bird weed who I forget to mention but has very full lips, blow along the beach to the sound of Tumble Joe Walsh weed singing "In the city". The end
Tumble -Cyrus-weed "Can you count suckers, I say the future is ours.....if you can count.
All the other weeds "Yeah oou yeah, ooh oooh yeah".
Tumble-Cyrus -weed again " Now look what we have before us, we have the Tumble Sarasin weeds rolling next to the Tumble jones street boys weed....We've got the Tumble moon runner weeds blowing by the tumble vancourtland ranger weeds..........................No weed is wasting no weed.....that is a miracle and miracles are the way things ought to be............. can you dig it, can you dig it CAN YOU DIG IT????
Soon after some long haired Weed with several coke bottles, shoots Tumble Cyrus weed and blames it on the Tumble Warrior weeds who have to blow and tumble all the back to Brooklyn. Along the way one of the Tumble Warrior weeds gets handcuffed to a park bench and some tumble lesbian weeds nearly shoot a couple of the others Oh and several members of Tumble Kiss weed try to baseball Tumble Swan weed who went on to sleep with Tumble Olivia Newton John weed (Probable after making Xanado).
Back at the Tumble Wonder wheel weed the Riffs turn up and probably severely kill the long Tumble haired weed on the beach they certainly ruffle his hair up anyway. As the sun sets on another Brooklyn morning the Tumble Warrior Weeds and their new Tumble bird weed who I forget to mention but has very full lips, blow along the beach to the sound of Tumble Joe Walsh weed singing "In the city". The end
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4779. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Eric and Peety
What a wonderful story with such an inevitable sad moment. Dogs give you so much joy in your life followed by a day that totally brings you to your knees and breaks your heart. The person that manages to solve the relatively short lifespan of a dog problem will get the Nobel prize. You can pay a Korean $70.000 for a clone, I predict this facility will become a major business all over the world in the next twenty years when it becomes affordable and the ethics are fine tuned.
Recently on holiday I got talking to a lovely lady about a dog charity that she was patron of. I'll attach the link to the site it's called soidog https://www.soidog.org/ some of the information on the site is very harrowing but if any of you want to join me and make a donation I'm sure it would be very well received.
Recently on holiday I got talking to a lovely lady about a dog charity that she was patron of. I'll attach the link to the site it's called soidog https://www.soidog.org/ some of the information on the site is very harrowing but if any of you want to join me and make a donation I'm sure it would be very well received.
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4780. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Cat vs Snake
#13 OOu not quite sure what you are saying there matey
#12 Presume you are okay with my option then (#5)
#12 Presume you are okay with my option then (#5)
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4781. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Running the Seasons
Three things come to mind 1) I can't get the Benny Hill theme music out of my mind 2) There is a heart that will be so healthy it will need beating to death with a stick when the guys dies and 3) I foresee a new pair of hips being required long before 2.
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4782. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Phi Phi Islands, Thailand
#4 Yawn...................
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4783. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Who wouldn't love Denmark
I'd go in and ask for a Samsung S7
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4784. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Phi Phi Islands, Thailand
Beautiful scenery just need to be careful you don't fall over the little piles of stones on some Thai beaches
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4785. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 15 Amazing Facts about the Armadillo
Beautiful creatures apart from the leprosy bit
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4786. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Cat vs Snake
#6 Copy Cat
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4787. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Cat vs Snake
Just wait until it brings that through your cat flap >
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4788. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The new bidet works alright
Personally I like the video it's just a pity the bidet didn't work properly. I didn't realise you could get these things for a regular loo.
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4789. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Ultimate Satisfaction!
What was the filly up drink thing, I want one.
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4790. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 2016 WEBBY AWARD WINNER: Tiny Hamster is a Giant Monster!!
#2 Godhamster actually or perhaps Hamgobster
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4791. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Zoom
Typical woman, you travel 100 billion light years and when you get back, she is still sun bathing in the same exact spot
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4792. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Fun with Fall Walls!
When I see these things I just think someone has got too much time on their hands: squirrel:
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4793. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Breathing Earth
Looks to me like the wind is blowing against the trees higher up and at some point the whole thing is going to come a tumbling down.
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4794. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Possessed Ladder Walks On Out Its Own!
That's my stepladder, my real ladder left me when I was a baby
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4795. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video ASMR Rewind Kinetic Sand . Layered Sounds . Oddly Satisfying .
This is just magnified MRSA for dyslexics
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4796. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Grandmother cleaning
She is just a very thorough grandmother getting the dust off first before she connects up the suction. That way she doesn't have to empty the bag so often.
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4797. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Did he accidentally buy a horse?
#7 She is cute and obviously Bulgarian as I can't understand a word she's saying. If I was guessing it was something about renting a horse.
For those of you not in the know or in other words not English this program is called 'Would I lie to you' and is absolutely brilliant.
For those of you not in the know or in other words not English this program is called 'Would I lie to you' and is absolutely brilliant.
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4798. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 5 Awesome Ideas
As everyone knows I'm not one to complain and I personally like all the changes and any duplicated video's all great I love them. I have a strange problem on Snotr though, I can only play three video's at a time, the forth one just goes to black. I then have to come out of Snotr and log back in to continue, but I'm not complaining I quite enjoy pressing keys and it's good exercise, must be using a calorie or two, so thank you
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4799. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Conspiracy Behind Your Glasses
You should all move to Scotland where glasses and hearing aids are free!!!! providing you give the technician the secret wink
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4800. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Hidden Beach
Far too noisy for my liking and I bet you have to pay some shark to get on it
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4801. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Windy in Taipei
#3 On the other hand if he had have done up the strap, he might have been chasing after his entire head. P.S I agree with the title
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4802. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Why Weddings Are a Total Rip-Off
Weddings are unnecessarily expensive, divorces are unavoidably more expensive
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4803. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Amazing Triple Spiral (15,000 DOMINOES)
Oh no! not a conversation about submissions, look the sun is shining (well here anyway) we are all just about alive lets move on
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4804. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Amazing Triple Spiral (15,000 DOMINOES)
Very pretty...........
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4805. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Working architectural model of a wooden roller coaster
It just needs some miniature screams and some miniature vomit
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4806. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video HOVERBOARD FAIL COMPILATION
It's not a question of if, just a question of when you are going to fall off.
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4807. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Vortex Water Fountain
I wondered when someone would make one of these. I thought about it about fifteen years ago when spending time in a lab (not the dog) magnetic flea in a stirrer producing a vortex, been around in labs forever.
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4808. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video A Hole in a Hole in a Hole
I bet his glass blower hides behind the counter when he sees him coming
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4809. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Dude runs over table on danish live tv
I was cold
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4810. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Flying trabant
#4 Gee Thanks
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4811. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Flying trabant
I'd like to see them do that with a tank.
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4812. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video A Day in the Life of Americans. This is how America runs.
#6 I think America ought to move to Sweden for a while.
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4813. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video A Day in the Life of Americans. This is how America runs.
I would have liked to see a reproductive section or a practising section at least
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4814. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 5 Horrifying Plane Crashes Caught on Camera !
#7 Thank you I appreciate your reply
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4815. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Kids Losing Balloons
The balloon natural enemy of the child
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4816. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 5 Horrifying Plane Crashes Caught on Camera !
Ok, sadly several new video's have appeared before I have had time to make my much needed comment on this subject. The subject in question being ME!
I have realised over the last few days that I have to be extremely careful how I express my views as my comments either get removed or heavily down voted. I also realise that sadly due to the misinterpretation of the depth of some of my comments I seem to be treading on rather thin ice and could be banished from the comment section of Snotr, which would make me very sad and in my opinion would be a sad reflection on the site and even though I say so myself would make Snotr a less interesting place for those who view.
It is absolutely true that I have had a warning in the past and did have a 24 hour ban which was actually several years ago. Looking at the photograph that accompanies your name Geekster (and I'm not about to be disrespectful) I don't know if that is you or an image that you would like to represent your personality but it gives me the impression of the kind of guy you might go down to the pub with, have a few beers and crack a few jokes with. I'm not even sure of your nationality but in the UK where I come from, when we do that with someone who we feel is like minded has the same interests we wind each other up. If for example my mate Dave told me he had been given six points on his driving licence for doing 56 mph in a 50 mph zone AGAIN! I and all his other mates would call him a fecking Twat, he would agree that he was and we would all have a laugh!! That is the humour that I am used to, it isn't malicious it isn't personal and it certainly isn't disrespectful. I'm not really happy about having to have a warning for a silly comment but I will accept it (you hold all the cards anyway and the kill button) but I do ask you to understand that just because you found my comment disrespectful it really wasn't. JJ
I have realised over the last few days that I have to be extremely careful how I express my views as my comments either get removed or heavily down voted. I also realise that sadly due to the misinterpretation of the depth of some of my comments I seem to be treading on rather thin ice and could be banished from the comment section of Snotr, which would make me very sad and in my opinion would be a sad reflection on the site and even though I say so myself would make Snotr a less interesting place for those who view.
It is absolutely true that I have had a warning in the past and did have a 24 hour ban which was actually several years ago. Looking at the photograph that accompanies your name Geekster (and I'm not about to be disrespectful) I don't know if that is you or an image that you would like to represent your personality but it gives me the impression of the kind of guy you might go down to the pub with, have a few beers and crack a few jokes with. I'm not even sure of your nationality but in the UK where I come from, when we do that with someone who we feel is like minded has the same interests we wind each other up. If for example my mate Dave told me he had been given six points on his driving licence for doing 56 mph in a 50 mph zone AGAIN! I and all his other mates would call him a fecking Twat, he would agree that he was and we would all have a laugh!! That is the humour that I am used to, it isn't malicious it isn't personal and it certainly isn't disrespectful. I'm not really happy about having to have a warning for a silly comment but I will accept it (you hold all the cards anyway and the kill button) but I do ask you to understand that just because you found my comment disrespectful it really wasn't. JJ
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4817. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Shaolin soccer : US edition
I'm not a football fan at all! But I love this move, such a sham it was disallowed, they should have an anti offside rule for when a player does something amazing like this.
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4818. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Every Reality TV Show Ever
Good old English humour, great if you get it, sadly some people don't.
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4819. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Dog pulled out of the rubble after 9 days.
Well that is lovely to see, I'm guessing he/she had a source of water from somewhere.
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4820. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Eddystone Lighthouse
My favourite lighthouse story was of the Smalls lighthouse off the Pembrokeshire coast, Wales. In 1801 two lighthouse men Thomas Howell and Thomas Griffith were manning the lighthouse and had to wait for several weeks for the return ship to take them off, partly due to bad weather. The pair were known to argue a lot and following a freak accident Griffith died, Scared that he would be accused of murder Howell made a makeshift coffin and strapped it to the outside of the lighthouse. Soon a storm smashed open the coffin and the ropes got tangled on the corpse causing it's arm to swing in the wind in a gesturing motion as it slowly decayed. When Howell was eventually rescued he had virtually been driven insane by hunger and the situation. Since that day and before automation it became policy that three lighthouse men would always be stationed on a lighthouse. JJ from the land of free speech North Korea signing out
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4821. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Exoplanet Next Door
#2 I don't think they wanted their comment to me to go public
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4822. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Forging a Tomahawk from a Wrench
#2 Just watch it backwards You'll need a mirror if you turn around
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4823. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video SpaceX Falcon 9 Explosion
There's a few dollars gone up in smoke for sure
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4824. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Near miss or epic evade ?
Are we assume that he or she didn't survive? fifteen seconds too long
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4825. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The new Australian 5 dollar note looks amazing
We are getting a similar change in England any minute now with a new £5 note followed by a new £10 note next year and a new £20 note in 2020 I understand. They are actually plastic so don't tear and have around ten times the life of the current paper notes. They also have a raised area of dots on them for the visually impaired It's not braille though as interestingly only a very tiny percentage of blind people actually use braille, the three notes will also be different in size and hopefully a real nightmare to forge.
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4826. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Social Conformity
#8 Oh no, no skirts or dresses for me I'm an Englishman and proud of it. Well to be accurate I'm proud to be an Englishman amongst Englishmen like me, there are a lot of Hinglanders that I'm not proud to be connected to by nationality. I'm fairly sure Cameramaster would feel the same about some of his clan members.
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4827. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 10 Lies That Advertising Sold You
#5 There is a radio quiz game in the UK that has been running for about fifty years on Radio 4 it's called 'Just a minute' Basically you have to talk about a subject just handed to you for one minute without hesitation repetition or deviation or you get buzzed by another in the quiz and they take over. You would be buzzed on deviation every time
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4828. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Social Conformity
I'm not a conformist I'd look down at my phone ignore what was going on and continue watching the Stepford wives on video
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4829. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Why Mountain Dew Is Worse For Your Teeth Than CocaCola
Never heard of Mountain Dew, except for what you find on the end of your nose when climbing Snowden in February. If you are going to conduct an 'After' experiment we need to see the 'Before' My guess is that the sister probably drinks copious amounts of this crap also, so the before was likely as disgusting as the after
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4830. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Hilarious Best Man Speech -- Irish Guy at Italian Wedding
#4 Oh I couldn't possibly, my identity must remain cloaked, the same as yours
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4831. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Little Talks Guitar Cover by Lego Mindstorms EV3
#5 I bet you did, I bet you did! Was he into photography, photographs he asked her knowingly wink wink nudge nudge say no more, I bet he was I bet he was, candid hey, candid photography, holiday snaps hey, could be, could be taken on holiday but you know whoor! hey whoor! am I insinuating anything? oou no no no yes, well you know you've done it, know what I mean, you've er slept with a lady?................................What's it like? ! !
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4832. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video World's biggest aircraft crashes
The end...............
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4833. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Little Talks Guitar Cover by Lego Mindstorms EV3
#2 Yes it would have been nice to hear at least a section of it straight from a pickup
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4834. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Guy eats the spiciest noodles in the world in Indonesia and immediately regrets his decision
#14 We are oh yes we are I am.
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4835. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 10 Lies That Advertising Sold You
What you see is what you get........ except with pre packaged strawberries.
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4836. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Incredible footage of hermit crab changing shells with anemones!
I've seen the shell changing before many times but this is a first with moving the lodgers which incidentally would be a perfect name for anemones.
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4837. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Trick Shot Masters Dude Perfect Trade Their Basketballs For Shotguns
Would have been more interesting with the seven brides of these brothers
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4838. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video So...you think You're hard done by?
#7 Thunders! and I thought you only had eyes for me
A few more bricks and he would have had an extension, I'm guessing he was a builder and maybe had an accident? He could certainly start a BBQ building business.
A few more bricks and he would have had an extension, I'm guessing he was a builder and maybe had an accident? He could certainly start a BBQ building business.
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4839. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Little Talks Guitar Cover by Lego Mindstorms EV3
This is some feat, I came very close to once buying an autoplay guitar at an auction in a beautiful wooden and glass case, a real piece of furniture. It went a little higher than I wanted to go at the time but I regretted it afterwards, I must have had a bit of Scottish in me that day.
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4840. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Hilarious Best Man Speech -- Irish Guy at Italian Wedding
This reminds me so much of a speech I did at a garden birthday party years ago. I did the papers on the floor thing just the same making the excuse that I hadn't realised that there was going to be children present "Can't do that. or that, definitely not that, No no no", until I ended up with one sheet it was hilarious . Can't remember how old the garden was now ?
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4841. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Guy eats the spiciest noodles in the world in Indonesia and immediately regrets his decision
#7 Actually Thunders on the richter scale of pain, Renal Colic beats childbirth apparently. You need to speak to a woman who has also had a both, although I understand renal colic is worse for a man.
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4842. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Why Drive When You Can Fly?
By the look of his next project he's going to get a new job by a lake
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4843. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Guy eats the spiciest noodles in the world in Indonesia and immediately regrets his decision
I've had renal colic! I'd choose those spicy noodles any day of the week
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4844. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The luckiest dog alive
That is a cat in dogs clothing
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4845. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video SUPER-FAST Norwegian navy COMBAT SHIP! Top-speed of over 60 KNOTS (approx. 70 MPH!)
I went faster than that this morning (no I didn't if there are any Police watching) anyway I did, and I was on a tarmac road with obstacles not some soft water with nothing to crash into for miles, so big deal Norway I'm not impressed.
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4846. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video World's biggest aircraft crashes
#6 It's very simple unlike the #8 explanation kin hell!. If you look at a hundred or better still a thousand video's on snotr you will get a very good idea of the type of video's here. Occasionally and it is thankfully very occasionally a rogue out of place video will appear and it sticks out like a sore thumb! You would have to be a regular viewer to see the soreness of the thumb. My theory is that the Snotr team go on holiday together and leave a spotty fifteen year old yute in charge who because of his childish mentality which must be quite similar to yours, uploads the occasional juvenile sore thumb video and in so doing gets a double monkey from me.
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4847. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Driving back home
And six months later you will find it on ebay 'One careful elderly lady driver, just used for going to the shops'
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4848. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Rubber chicken in a fan
#10 Take a big breath Suxi
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4849. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video World's biggest aircraft crashes
#2 Hopefully back to one of the many many many crappy websites that do more than enough to show video's of that calibre. If you saw it here on snotr congratulations you've seen it. If you are in need of watching it again then maybe you should seek treatment
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4850. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video mmm Ramen
#2 Yeah what an idiot #1 for not working that out..Total plonker and a double monkey
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4851. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video World's biggest aircraft crashes
Big news (Not) a week ago.
Just glad that the abused frog has disappeared. Thank you Snotr
Just glad that the abused frog has disappeared. Thank you Snotr
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4852. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video A Frame that Slows Down Time
$199 as a kickstart. Give it a year and the Chinese will have a version for $40-)
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4853. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Cute baby Donkey just wants to cuddle and kiss the Girl.
It a great video but come on #1 Snotr has really taken a downward step today awful video with the frog and comments like this
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4854. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Araabmuzik performing his music live
#14 Yes it does. What about the band who's style is called "This is the only type of music to love, all the rest is shite" 'Tito-Tomtl-Atris', Irish band google them.
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4855. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Widest Ship in The World
#3 You don't say.............#5 You don't say as well...............
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4856. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Rubber chicken in a fan
Not Funny
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4857. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Fails of the Month August 2016 || FailArmy
Don't you just love it when other people hurt themselves
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4858. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Googly-eyed Stubby Squid so cute
#2 Don't fret Thunders I have a cunning plan! Next time I go that way on a cruise I'm going to invite Suxi and at the given signal (with a bit of pushing struggling and attachment of the anchor) Jenny's (since I haven't given her real name) toy, will have someone to play with it again on the ocean floor.
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4859. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Widest Ship in The World
My goodness they need to catch a lot of mackerel to pay for that big bugger
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4860. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Time Is Nothing - Around The World In 343 Days (Time Lapse)
Video..The safest way to travel.
Who the feck was in charge of the editing Thailand, England, Paris France, England, Argentina, Thailand, Bath. Thailand??????????????????????
Who the feck was in charge of the editing Thailand, England, Paris France, England, Argentina, Thailand, Bath. Thailand??????????????????????
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4861. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Araabmuzik performing his music live
Maybe it's because of my age and because I've grown up and developed my musical tastes somewhat but all I will say is that I'm so very glad I didn't grow up listening to this.
I grew up listening to the Beatles, Stones, Beach boys, America, Bread, Pink Floyd, Deep Purple, ACDC, Focus, Super Tramp, Genesis, Black Sabbath, The Who, Fleetwood Mac, Queen, ELP, ELO, Aerosmith, Alan Parsons project, James Taylor, Bad company, Isley Brothers, Kinks, Carole King, Jackson Brown, T Rex, Simon and Garfunkel, Santana, Bob Seger, Dylan, Tom Petty, Police, James Brown, Kraftwerk, Al Green, Doors, Neil young, Bowie, Clapton, Cream, Led Zeppelin, David Grey, David Gates, Bon Jovi, Bruce Springsteen etc etc etc you know MUSIC!!!
I grew up listening to the Beatles, Stones, Beach boys, America, Bread, Pink Floyd, Deep Purple, ACDC, Focus, Super Tramp, Genesis, Black Sabbath, The Who, Fleetwood Mac, Queen, ELP, ELO, Aerosmith, Alan Parsons project, James Taylor, Bad company, Isley Brothers, Kinks, Carole King, Jackson Brown, T Rex, Simon and Garfunkel, Santana, Bob Seger, Dylan, Tom Petty, Police, James Brown, Kraftwerk, Al Green, Doors, Neil young, Bowie, Clapton, Cream, Led Zeppelin, David Grey, David Gates, Bon Jovi, Bruce Springsteen etc etc etc you know MUSIC!!!
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4862. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Bringing a Typewriter to a Computer Science Class
#11 You do know that I made that up don't you and not the bit about about not speaking Italian
and not the bit about about not speaking Italian53
4863. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Ultimate Conspiracy Debunker
#2 It's the old Emperor and his clothes again.
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4864. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video THE JETTLE pulsejet powered kettle (longer version)
#6 What with these chimps oou oou oou, ouu oou ooou
oou oou oou, ouu oou ooou53
4865. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Hillary supporters agree with Trump quotes
It's all well and good doing this stuff but you gotta tell um afterwards and watch them squirm, otherwise you might just as well be a googly eyed squid model on the ocean floor.
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4866. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Ultimate Conspiracy Debunker
Does it work with the conspiracy theory regarding religion? Uuummm lets try it. Are their such things as Gods? Some rich people think their are.. Answer is Some rich people are either stupid or want you to believe they believe so you will vote for them .
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4867. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video THE JETTLE pulsejet powered kettle (longer version)
#1 NO NO NO!!! this is how you make a proper cup of tea:-
Put two spoonful's of real loose tea from your gold caddy (blended to your own taste) (That's one for you and one for the pot) into a china tea pot preferably pre 1930's, boil your kettle or Jettle (doesn't actually matter which) allow the boiled water to cool (important) for 40 seconds then pour the water into the teapot.
Stir with a silver teaspoon for 15 seconds. Leave to brew for a minimum of one and a half minutes. Take your silver strainer and place it across the top of your china teacup ready placed in it's matching saucer. The handle of the teacup should be pointing due south and lined up with any other teacups on the tablecloth covered oak table. Gently pour the brewed tea through the strainer taking care not to allow any of the loose leaves to enter the cup.
Leave for twenty seconds then add freshly milked cows milk to a light brown Hue. If you must add sugar it should be caster and sprinkled from a sugar jar with a silver sprinkler top, firstly onto a dry spoon for measure then dunked not dripped into the teacup no need to stir. On a summer's afternoon in your favourite chair by the open window lean gently forward, bringing the teacup towards you and pour the brown shite out of the window and go and make a nice cup of coffee.
#3 Me too!!!!!
Put two spoonful's of real loose tea from your gold caddy (blended to your own taste) (That's one for you and one for the pot) into a china tea pot preferably pre 1930's, boil your kettle or Jettle (doesn't actually matter which) allow the boiled water to cool (important) for 40 seconds then pour the water into the teapot.
Stir with a silver teaspoon for 15 seconds. Leave to brew for a minimum of one and a half minutes. Take your silver strainer and place it across the top of your china teacup ready placed in it's matching saucer. The handle of the teacup should be pointing due south and lined up with any other teacups on the tablecloth covered oak table. Gently pour the brewed tea through the strainer taking care not to allow any of the loose leaves to enter the cup.
Leave for twenty seconds then add freshly milked cows milk to a light brown Hue. If you must add sugar it should be caster and sprinkled from a sugar jar with a silver sprinkler top, firstly onto a dry spoon for measure then dunked not dripped into the teacup no need to stir. On a summer's afternoon in your favourite chair by the open window lean gently forward, bringing the teacup towards you and pour the brown shite out of the window and go and make a nice cup of coffee.
#3 Me too!!!!!
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4868. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The bear and the washing machine
That's a brilliant advert
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4869. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Googly-eyed Stubby Squid so cute
Sorry Guys but I made one of these for my daughter a couple of years ago and she dropped it overboard on a cruise we went on. You can wait all day for it to more but it ain't gonna. Glad you found it for me.
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4870. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Pimp my ride Australia
And to think I left my old MG for about six months without starting it and the clutch seized to the flywheel, unbelievable
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4871. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Ducklings having fun on a waterslide
This is early Hen abuse and JJ is not amused
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4872. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Bringing a Typewriter to a Computer Science Class
The tutor says "Could you maybe type the keys a little quieter" you saw what happened
At the end the tutor says " Maybe you could write your notes on paper"
The Geek says " I forgot my pencil" Everyone laughs
Then he goes on to say "The 'P' isn't typing very well, I've got to go for a 'P'
and everyone laughs again.
The tutor says very funny you will go far.
The end.
Incidentally I don't speak a word of Italian
At the end the tutor says " Maybe you could write your notes on paper"
The Geek says " I forgot my pencil" Everyone laughs
Then he goes on to say "The 'P' isn't typing very well, I've got to go for a 'P'
and everyone laughs again.
The tutor says very funny you will go far.
The end.
Incidentally I don't speak a word of Italian
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4873. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Birds are Jerks
#6 I have absolutely no idea why I typed Cockatoo, My father used to have a Cockatoo and I had two Blue gold macaws in the spare room for three months a couple of years ago so I do know the difference. I have two Cockapoo's in the house at the moment so maybe that was it
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4874. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Prank with finger injury
Doesn't anyone else work there? this could have run and run
The danger here of course is the 'Man who cried wolf syndrome' Should he ever end up with a six in nail though his Willy (God knows who that might happen but..) everyone is just going to go for a fag break lol
Having said that a friend of mine once worked in a meat factory and kept putting his willy in the bacon slicer, every time they caught him they gave him a warning two verbal and then two written. Finally they sacked him and two days later they sacked the bacon slicer too.
The danger here of course is the 'Man who cried wolf syndrome' Should he ever end up with a six in nail though his Willy (God knows who that might happen but..) everyone is just going to go for a fag break lol
Having said that a friend of mine once worked in a meat factory and kept putting his willy in the bacon slicer, every time they caught him they gave him a warning two verbal and then two written. Finally they sacked him and two days later they sacked the bacon slicer too.
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4875. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Birds are Jerks
#2 Those crows looked like Ravens to me.
That Cockatoo Cheek kiss had to sting.
That Cockatoo Cheek kiss had to sting.
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4876. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Can Paper Cut Wood?
I think they should have used this as a method of torture on that 007 movie but only between the toes
"No Mr Bond I expect you to cry"
"No Mr Bond I expect you to cry"
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4877. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Catching the mouse
#4 I'm sure you would I'm thinking maybe a kangaroo rat or a young wallaby
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4878. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How to ruin someone's Instagram food photo
I love this video, I'd really like to see the next thirty seconds
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4879. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Catching the mouse
And here begins yet another generation of mouseophobia (it's actually Musophobia in case Kirk delicious is on line today) in the Jones family
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4880. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Kosovo Kaleidoscope
I thought the war in Kosovo was over? isn't it about time everyone slowed down now, there are no bullets now, chill for goodness sake.
The video is surreal it could be a computer game in places
The video is surreal it could be a computer game in places
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4881. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video smart cows and karabau
#3 Lighten up Kirk for fecks sake, try reading the beano for a change.
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4882. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Getaway In Stockholm 3 - Honda NSX
If the Stockholm police are interested I think Mr Kiss lives at Vasterhaninge Sweden postcode 137 38 Mr Arsehole lives next door. Mr Kiss's Gran normally answers the door and says he's at his job, he is a cleaner on the Swedish underground.
For all you idiots above who think this is cool you obviously have no idea of the carnage that would be caused if one of these toe rags met with a late night jogger or another car. Phone your local A&E and ask them to give you a call when they next get a serious RTA in, you could play around in the gristle and play the where does this part go game.
For all you idiots above who think this is cool you obviously have no idea of the carnage that would be caused if one of these toe rags met with a late night jogger or another car. Phone your local A&E and ask them to give you a call when they next get a serious RTA in, you could play around in the gristle and play the where does this part go game.
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4883. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video smart cows and karabau
You none vegetarian, murdering, meat eating, barstards really ought to stop eating these intelligent creatures
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4884. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video "Please tell me you got that"!
"Julie...JULIE where are you Julie, some on swim back to the surface I want to check the footage"........
"Shuuhsh Guys it's Julie on the mobile,...Yeah...Yeah...okay, yeah...oh No!! Really....yeah....shit...really...yeah...Ok yeah I'll tell him...yeah I will and your Mom yeah....Okay... Bye..bye"
GUYS..." So what did she say"
"Well you know how whales aren't supposed to be able to swallow human beings...well.....................
"Shuuhsh Guys it's Julie on the mobile,...Yeah...Yeah...okay, yeah...oh No!! Really....yeah....shit...really...yeah...Ok yeah I'll tell him...yeah I will and your Mom yeah....Okay... Bye..bye"
GUYS..." So what did she say"
"Well you know how whales aren't supposed to be able to swallow human beings...well.....................
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4885. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Never underestimate the power of a great story
#3#2 I've just found out that that in the making of the film that ughlah kindly supplied a link for (Albeit only the opening section of the film) The actor Vic Morrow and two little girls he was carrying through the water were killed by the helicopter, Vic and one of the girls were decapitated and the other was crushed by the wreckage, absolutely awful and I had no idea this had happened. It was back in 1982, I'm stunned and shocked.
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4886. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Never underestimate the power of a great story
Never having seen this before I though it was absolutely brilliant. It reminded me of one of the Twilight Zone short stories for some reason. Some racist middle-aged white guy was in a bar complaining that he had been over looked for a promotion by some Black guy and he was getting drunk and more and more obnoxious about Jews and all other nationalities next minute he finds himself transported to the swamps of Vietnam avoiding machine gun fire, then he sees some American GI's and shouts "Oh thank God guys" and they shoot him, Can't remember where he ends up next but I remember it ends with him outside the Pub on a train, his friend comes out of the pub and as the train pulls away he realises he is on his way to Auschwitz he shouts for his friend but he can't see or hear him. Very powerful short story and the sequences were much like the video above but not so funny at the end.
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4887. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Mother monkey with her baby watching snotr in smartphone
Umm not a fan of dressing Monkeys up in human clothes, they are monkeys and should not be treated as pets. I find this rather sad.
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4888. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video A nuclear artillery shell test
That cloud at the end has to be the single most terrifying symbol of the last 100 years
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4889. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Lovely feelgood short film
I sure hope that guy hadn't just driven home
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4890. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Star Size Comparision
Puts it into perspective doesn't it
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4891. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video A Feral Cat Hunts Birds
#4 That might be true but unless you want to alienate yourself on Snotr you should stop eating them especially the monkeys, it's not nice it's not big and it's not cleaver
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4892. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Drunk Woman Breaks Police Car Windshield with Bare Feet
#6 You started off well then after a while you started to ramble a bit and I found myself wanting to throw my phone at you and now I kinda feel sorry for the policeman, look what you did there
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4893. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video kids on breaking up with someone
#3 Don't talk about the pain, oh that pain, worse than renal colic
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4894. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Drunk Woman Breaks Police Car Windshield with Bare Feet
Temper Temper, Mr Policeman remember you are a professional. She just wanted the Aircon on!
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4895. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Chilli-powder condoms, firecrackers boost Tanzania elephant protection
I don't suppose just for a moment that the sound of a firecracker going off without the chilli powder had anything to do with the elephants stampeding in the other direction
What they really want to work on is an armour plated suit for Elephants with laser guided poacher directional missiles on board
What they really want to work on is an armour plated suit for Elephants with laser guided poacher directional missiles on board
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4896. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video TUNA TORNADO
#3 It's not like you to be funny Suxi but credit where credit due...even though you read it somewhere else, it was appropriate and made me grin....just a little...I even got you out of negative numbers there
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4897. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video kids on breaking up with someone
Out of the mouths of babes Wisdom way beyond their years
Wisdom way beyond their years53
4898. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video TUNA TORNADO
#1 They only taste terrible if you boil or fry them, they come with their own cooking instructions rotate slowly in a microwave
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4899. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Lion tries to EAT screaming toddler on Mexican TV show
Twenty years later in therapy "So can you think of any event in your childhood that may have triggered this un-rational fear of cats"?
"Well", reaching for her laptop.......
"Well", reaching for her laptop.......
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4900. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Squirrel Steals a camera and Ends Up Filming Like an Expert
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.....>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's what the video would look like on the radio53
4901. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Genetic Engineering Will Change Everything Forever – CRISPR
#7 On the subject of playing God!! Interestingly the ability to master this technology (which is going to happen like it or not) is for the very first time in human development something that could produce something close to a real God or Gods, not the mumbo jumbo nonsense that occupies too much time and energy at the moment
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4902. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video HUGE Homemade 360 Swing
I'm only glad he doesn't live next door to me
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4903. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Caveman finds a vice...
Did anyone else think that he had actually found a vice and was going through all the things he could squeeze in it? No! thought not, just me again
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4904. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Caveman finds a vice...
Made me wonder if anyone is actually addicted to spinning
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4905. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Animal attacks on humans [ WATER EDITION ]
They are all very cheeky aren't they! I mean don't they know we are the dominant and more intelligent species on the planet? I especially didn't like the croc attack near the beginning, didn't look like it ended well for the guy
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4906. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Insane flood rescue
#4 She was probably securing her husbands seatbelt
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4907. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video High Diving Giraffes
#4 That's obvious they climbed on the back of several hippos
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4908. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Insane flood rescue
Very very lucky lady and dog, timing could not have been nearer the line.
And at lease her husband knows the answer to that all important question, in an emergency would you save me or the dog
And at lease her husband knows the answer to that all important question, in an emergency would you save me or the dog
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4909. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Parrot learned how to cat
#3 I'd have to dislike someone quite a lot to spend £800 on a poisoned gift.
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4910. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Pokemon Go : the revenge
I'm sure they could have done much more harm with this if they tried
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4911. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video High Diving Giraffes
Some animators take too many recreational drugs. This was like the dream you would have if you had too much giraffe cheese before bedtime.
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4912. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Cats... shopping
That was like one of those cat dreams that you have when you eat cat cheese before bed time
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4913. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Parrot learned how to cat
You spend £800 on a Cockatoo and it sounds like a £30 cat, I'd take it back
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4914. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Longest Whip ever Cracked 238 feet 3 inches
Seems to me this could go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on
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4915. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Primitive Technology: Forge Blower
#6 Is this a relation Thunders? I notice you have put lots of video's of him on here, who the feck is he?
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4916. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video When Dad Goes To Fight The Monster In The Closet
I'd like the tell the story of when I was a lad and I said their were monsters under my bed and my dad cut the legs off the bed, but that wasn't me, I had a divan so he just let di-tyres down
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4917. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Big Kangaroo at window ...
That's obviously a Jehovah's witness Roo. Just invite him in and pretend you are interested in becoming a marsupial God botherer
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4918. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Young elephant vs Lions
#8 Or BE spent so much time in the water that his legs became soggy and sponge-like soaking up all the water and all the lions died of thirst.
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4919. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Guys with kite underestimate wind
Cheapest way to fly, just needs a bigger kite for the Atlantic crossing. Just Imagine he starts his day off flying a kite and end's it in another country in jail under breach of immigration control.
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4920. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Electricity finding the path of least resistance on wood
I never knew electricity made that noise when traveling across wood Just watch someone sell that as art gota be worth $20.000.000 of any morons money
Just watch someone sell that as art gota be worth $20.000.000 of any morons money53
4921. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Young elephant vs Lions
#6 Then it was worth the writing of
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4922. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Kapla Mino
I prefer these to the bmx and skateboards I have to say
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4923. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Young elephant vs Lions
As I like happy endings I've written one:- And so the baby elephant whose name was BE quickly learned that the lions were not messing around and that if he was to venture onto dry land he would become a BE sandwich. So he decided to live in the water, eating fish, frogs lobsters and crabs which were very nutritious indeed! Slowly but surely BE started to grow, his tusks became longer and sharper and wandering around in the water all day made his legs very strong and quick. Eventually with the lions still waiting around on dry land, BE now fully grown walked proudly out of the water towards the waiting lions. "Feck me" the first lion thought when he saw just how much BE had grown, "Feck me Too" said the next lion with disbelief. "Feck me's" were heard throughout the whole pride as each lion realised that BE was not for messing with anymore and they scattered into the jungle eating a couple of antelopes and some berries along the way. BE let out a mighty roar which brought all his brothers, sisters and elders out of the thicket where they had been hiding behind very thin trees grown for panelling..."Where the feck have you all been you barstards" BE said..Then he began to laugh and all the other elephants laughed too, "Did you see those fecking lions run away, shiting themselves they were, oh what joy"..and they all lived happily ever after. Except for BE's mother she got cancer of the trunk and died.
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4924. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Judge allows inmate to meet his son for the first time
Nice thing to do and hopefully will put some positive thoughts in the guys head
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4925. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Underground methane bubbles
#4 I didn't have the heart to remove the body
Only kidding, don't call the Feds.... there were two bodies
Only kidding I don't know how many bodies there were all I know is that it needed burying and quick
Only kidding it was a dream, I mean have you ever tried to bury a waterbed on Belyy Island in real life all the fecking permits you need it's ridiculous. Take it from me Bury them in your dreams and then you forget about them eventually.
Only kidding, don't call the Feds.... there were two bodies
Only kidding I don't know how many bodies there were all I know is that it needed burying and quick
Only kidding it was a dream, I mean have you ever tried to bury a waterbed on Belyy Island in real life all the fecking permits you need it's ridiculous. Take it from me Bury them in your dreams and then you forget about them eventually.
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4926. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Underground methane bubbles
Ah!!! That's where I buried that waterbed
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4927. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video F/A-18 Super Hornet Hi-Speed Low-Level Maneuvers • Cockpit View
Yep I recon I could do that now
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4928. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video One Shot: Brandon Semenuk's unReal Segment
#4 Baa Humbug
#2 It's No cow's Not Now COW you are thinking of How Now Brown Cow. If there are several Cow's in a field you say Cows, Unlike when there are several sheep in a field when you say sheep not sheep's.
#2 It's No cow's Not Now COW you are thinking of How Now Brown Cow. If there are several Cow's in a field you say Cows, Unlike when there are several sheep in a field when you say sheep not sheep's.
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4929. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video One Shot: Brandon Semenuk's unReal Segment
Well I hope they put that beautiful mountain top back as it was after ruining it!!
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4930. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Iraqi tea maker making music with dishware
#3 That is actually how you make autoantibodies
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4931. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer
#17 You can believe in the blue monkey donkey but it doesn't make it real
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4932. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Iraqi tea maker making music with dishware
243 health and safety violations in 2 minutes 43 seconds.
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4933. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Flying over the Grand Canyon 1
cuu the way they used to live in the olden days
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4934. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Trial Tax: How the US imprisons the Innocent
You know what they say "If you can't do the time, don't do the cr.. oh wait, actually, If you happen to be passing by a crime when it's happening and get wrongly arrested you need to plead guilty and do the time even though you didn't do the crime, oh dam that kinda ruins the rhyme.
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4935. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Twins reunited after 70 years apart
#1 Very little chance he is still alive. The pool of American 90 plus year olds is quite small.
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4936. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Sand artist uses entire beach to create incredible drawing
Did you notice that several cars leaving the car park broke the land speed record
Every time I go to the beach some little kid with a bucket and spade want's the whole fecking beach so they can draw the Mandelbrot, every fecking time, really pisses me off, they are so immature. Once I had to take the flags out of my castle coz I was "Spoiling the view man", little shite's.
Every time I go to the beach some little kid with a bucket and spade want's the whole fecking beach so they can draw the Mandelbrot, every fecking time, really pisses me off, they are so immature. Once I had to take the flags out of my castle coz I was "Spoiling the view man", little shite's.
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4937. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Koenigsegg One:1 heavy highspeed crash at Nürburgring Nordschleife
I think the window wiper is salvageable
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4938. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer
#10 Yes I thought I might, what a Plonker though hey!, it's a triple double monkey from me
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4939. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Employees buy Tesla for CEO who raised minimum wage to $70,000
I wish all you lot would have left this story alone and allowed me at least to dream a little that nice things happen to nice guys. In England we have a ex CEO called Lord Philip Green who's recently taken millions of pounds out of the pension pot of the employers of a company called British Home Stores, which has been around for over fifty years. This guy is worth 3 billion and he is currently skulking away on one of his three multi decked yachts. (Why the feck do you need three multi decked yachts) While his now unemployed staff are wondering how they are going to live on a basic state pension. He was quoted recently as saying to a grandmother who worked for him "I pay your wages, I own you" there is a story to complain about.
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4940. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Car Crash Compilation
#2 Now in Bonnie England we don't say math because if you think about it, it sounds silly and incomplete. We say what you should be saying 'Maths'. Spread the word Thunders convert an American today.
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4941. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Working Through Emotional Barriers
I love how instead of getting a different coloured belt he just gets the title Bruce Respect
Respect53
4942. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Car Crash Compilation
I've just done some calculations and I can confirm that there was nearly $400 of damage caused to cars in this video $3 in bicycles and $38 to the infer structure.
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4943. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Jump from 25,000ft (almost 8km) in a net... Without parachute!
#28 Look he jumped out of an aeroplane without a parachute and landed in a net!! Have some respect!!!!
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4944. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How to cut a Mango
#7 You're thinking of the Rumba!
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4945. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Jump from 25,000ft (almost 8km) in a net... Without parachute!
#3 Yes with the peel, best part! Never waste the Peel.... Same with bananas
... Same with bananas53
4946. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How to cut a Mango
#3 Yes with the peel, best part! Never waste the Peel.
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4947. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Jump from 25,000ft (almost 8km) in a net... Without parachute!
I watched this on the news earlier so didn't bother watching the video. My opinion is that it's a big net. If they want to make it more dangerous they should make the net smaller, I'm thinking a trampet or maybe a pair of women's tights on a washing line .
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4948. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 6 Most Venomous Spiders in the World
#4 Yes but it's Northern Germany for feck sake, Sometimes you just gotta take the risk.
A friend of mine once did her degree on the Brown Recluse spider. Over a two year period she had managed to train several of them to follow simple commands. She would say "Turn Left" and the trained spider would turn left, it was incredible to see. She would say "walk backwards" and it would walk backwards. She did fail her degree when she took the experimentation a little too far and started removing the legs from the spiders, one at a time, right up to seven legs removed the trained spiders would still attempt to turn left, or right or go backwards and forwards. Finally upon removing the eighth leg she noticed that the spiders didn't make any attempt to move at all. She concluded that spiders ears are on their legs.
A friend of mine once did her degree on the Brown Recluse spider. Over a two year period she had managed to train several of them to follow simple commands. She would say "Turn Left" and the trained spider would turn left, it was incredible to see. She would say "walk backwards" and it would walk backwards. She did fail her degree when she took the experimentation a little too far and started removing the legs from the spiders, one at a time, right up to seven legs removed the trained spiders would still attempt to turn left, or right or go backwards and forwards. Finally upon removing the eighth leg she noticed that the spiders didn't make any attempt to move at all. She concluded that spiders ears are on their legs.
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4949. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Instant Lemonade
Pretty much the same trick as the mobile phone in the empty glass bottle but not as good.
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4950. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Street Food - Istanbul, Turkey
You see this is the sort of stuff that makes snotr not skateboards and BMX!
#2 Just be aware there is only the one main airport in Turkey that supplies Istanbul or Constantinople of course as it use to be called (Remember the song) and they are having a bit of grief there at the moment. Terrorist attack a couple of months ago with a number of fatalities and the Coup two weeks ago. Having said that pretty much anywhere is risky these days
#2 Just be aware there is only the one main airport in Turkey that supplies Istanbul or Constantinople of course as it use to be called (Remember the song) and they are having a bit of grief there at the moment. Terrorist attack a couple of months ago with a number of fatalities and the Coup two weeks ago. Having said that pretty much anywhere is risky these days
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4951. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Art Of Bi-Polar
#6 I know what you mean, odd isn't it, I think it's something to do with the weather today, it's kinda making me feel weird in a funny way, probably due a migraine
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4952. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Art Of Bi-Polar
Planet Earth is bipolar
#2 I read your comment the other day it was tattooed under your eye lid and it was only visible because you were looking up your own arse at the time..Trust me it's crap keep it to yourself..a child could have done better, if I'm honest.
#2 I read your comment the other day it was tattooed under your eye lid and it was only visible because you were looking up your own arse at the time..Trust me it's crap keep it to yourself..a child could have done better, if I'm honest.
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4953. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Abandoned NYC - North Brother Island
Well that's 2 out of 34 deserted islands at NYC video's down can someone please submit the next 34 as soon as possible as I'm just gagging to see them
WAIT A MOMENT!! The two video's are exactly the fecking same and there are six more under water only visible at low tide ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! There are hundred of deserted crows nests around where I live, I'm searching to see if anyone has made a video
WAIT A MOMENT!! The two video's are exactly the fecking same and there are six more under water only visible at low tide ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! There are hundred of deserted crows nests around where I live, I'm searching to see if anyone has made a video
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4954. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 7 Ways to chop an onion
#6 #3..Not me!! JJ walks away whistling over to the wall with the broken tile.
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4955. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Acid Lakes! Magic Volcano Kelimutu and three crater lakes of varying colors
I do believe the title was actually longer than the video, but what you saw was surly breathtakingly beautiful. We need more video's like this not necessarily for Snotr but for the world in general, because the way things are heading on this planet it will be the only safe way to see where we live. The latest (in fact probably not even the latest now) atrocity in France, an 84 year old Priest ritually knifed to death at his alter by another deluded member of Isis, how brave can you get
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4956. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Tony Hawk 900
#4 Well pack it in, I'm sick of them.
#5 Milestone scmilestone
#5 Milestone scmilestone
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4957. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Humpback whale shows amazing appreciation after being freed from nets.
At last a video that doesn't involve a skateboard.
#2 No one can claim to know what the display by this whale was saying Captain Kirk delicious, not even you. You would need to be a whale and be tied up for weeks in nylon netting neither of which you can qualify for (except possibly the nylon netting part as we don't know what you are actually into). Life isn't all scientific fact and we don't know anything like everything.
#2 No one can claim to know what the display by this whale was saying Captain Kirk delicious, not even you. You would need to be a whale and be tied up for weeks in nylon netting neither of which you can qualify for (except possibly the nylon netting part as we don't know what you are actually into). Life isn't all scientific fact and we don't know anything like everything.
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4958. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Pilot Performs Miracle Emergency Belly Flop Landing
A lot of disappointed emergency crew there
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4959. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Tony Hawk 900
I'm beginning to think that snotr stands for Skateboarding, No! Ohh!, Tossing, Really!! I'm sick of skateboarding and Bmx Video's!! Seen far far too many on Snotr already
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4960. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Rodney Mullen Debuts New Tricks
#4#5 I'm not one to usually point out the fecking obvious but hasn't your laptops got a volume control, if so turning it to the left will usually remove any music that you don't want to listen to... I mean is it me!!
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4961. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video squirrel escapes from being dinner
Luckily for Cyril the squirrel his friends had just convinced him to sit on a squirrel airbag taken from a squirrel Ford Fiesta. Cyril had a sore arse for a couple of days and squished vertebrae at points 2, 3 and 4 but he escaped becoming Edwina the eagles lunch.
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4962. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Airbag Bulgarian test
"Two minutes ago I laughed when you said I would exit the tyre at two hundred miles an hour...Well I'm not laughing now am I?" "Please call an Ambulance and order me a wheelchair, without an airbag"
He's going to have an arse like a slapped arse in the morning and he may never walk without pain again of course. I've seen this video before and a couple of others like it. Now I've seen the damage an airbag can do I'm really worried about having a crash in my car
He's going to have an arse like a slapped arse in the morning and he may never walk without pain again of course. I've seen this video before and a couple of others like it. Now I've seen the damage an airbag can do I'm really worried about having a crash in my car
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4963. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Sleightly Asian | Patrick Kun x Isaac Lam x Kelvin Chow
What happened to the good old days when they opened a pack of cards and produced a rabbit from behind your ear, that was proper rabbit magic.
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4964. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Jail Break: Inmates save correctional officer’s life
When he woke up just for a laugh he should said "Those barstards tried to kill me, hit me with a poison dart then came at me"
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4965. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Van driver v cyclist
It was rather obvious from the point of 'Look how close he is' could have been made much funnier
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4966. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Rodney Mullen Debuts New Tricks
Wearing holes in the lino, keeps falling off, no good will come of this
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4967. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Cheeky North Koreans win Euros
I love the extra goal after the whistle 8-1. It's sad to think these people are breathing the same air as us, yet inhaling such bull
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4968. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video ELDERS REACT TO DUBSTEP
I too am in this age bracket and have been involved in music all my life both playing and signing in bands. My opinion here is not going to be popular with most people younger than me and some of the same age. I fecking hate it!
There will always be the generation thing it's part of growing up and it really started with good old rock and roll when parents were listening to easy listening. It's partly a shock thing, partly sheep following sheep, partly being afraid of nonconformity, partly emperor and his clothes syndrome and mostly as was described in a video earlier this week Cognitive ease.
Music becomes the most important thing in most children's lives from around the age of twelve to around nineteen. During this major time in development of personality and ideals life seems simple, lasts forever, anything is possible, life is, if you'll forgive a pun ' A Gas'.
Of course then reality start calling, relationships become serious, you need a job, you have bills to pay, big bills, people you know start dying, life becomes much shorter but the day's longer, tastes change and if you are sensitive you seek out comfort and depth in everything including music and I'm sorry but DubStep isn't what you will find on that road.
There will always be the generation thing it's part of growing up and it really started with good old rock and roll when parents were listening to easy listening. It's partly a shock thing, partly sheep following sheep, partly being afraid of nonconformity, partly emperor and his clothes syndrome and mostly as was described in a video earlier this week Cognitive ease.
Music becomes the most important thing in most children's lives from around the age of twelve to around nineteen. During this major time in development of personality and ideals life seems simple, lasts forever, anything is possible, life is, if you'll forgive a pun ' A Gas'.
Of course then reality start calling, relationships become serious, you need a job, you have bills to pay, big bills, people you know start dying, life becomes much shorter but the day's longer, tastes change and if you are sensitive you seek out comfort and depth in everything including music and I'm sorry but DubStep isn't what you will find on that road.
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4969. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Illusion of Truth
#1 There is really no contest
Now you know why you see those fecking adverts over and over and over and over and over again
Now you know why you see those fecking adverts over and over and over and over and over again
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4970. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Grace Hopper - Nanoseconds
#7 Your ears are big enough to be China's pride and joy and there would still be lobes left over (Do you get it 'Lobes' left over, oh I actually made myself laugh)
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4971. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Bus Replacement Rail Service (yes, that's the right way round)
Well it's good for all you Americans and other nationalities out there to finally get to hear a proper Scottish accent in the form of the driver/ ticket collector. Far too many so called proper Scots going around saying things like Hock Eye The Noo!! and me Brave Lassie and ooH look yee there's Nessie.
The quickest way to starve to death in Scotland of course is to open a fruit and veg shop
The quickest way to starve to death in Scotland of course is to open a fruit and veg shop
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4972. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How tennis balls are made
What an absolutely awful way to spend your day though. Imagine how much these poor people take home for making tennis balls then they get into the hands of someone like Roger Federer and he earns $90.000.000 career to date playing tennis in the sunshine. There is something very wrong with this world.
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4973. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Graphite and Its Awesome Properties
I love graphite guy especially when he's on fire, today he was really on fire
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4974. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Grace Hopper - Nanoseconds
#5 You tell um Thunders. I've always thought Dennyboy looks like what you would get if you remade the film the Fly and Prince Charles was in the pod when a fennec fox wandered in.
Incidentally this isn't Grace Hopper, if you look at the still before you press play you will see it's actually the Wireless Remote Grace Hopper made by Mattel you can see the Ariel on the top of it's head. Easy mistake to make
Incidentally this isn't Grace Hopper, if you look at the still before you press play you will see it's actually the Wireless Remote Grace Hopper made by Mattel you can see the Ariel on the top of it's head. Easy mistake to make
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4975. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video England: A Beginner's Guide
Phew at last got a spare minute. I've watched the video again and have to say Yep I agree with all of it, spot on
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4976. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video England: A Beginner's Guide
Sorry about the delay, long distance phone calls, drive you mad don't they eh! just when you think you have a few moments ring, ring, ring, there they go again. You end up with a hot ear and probably brain cancer too phew! what a life ah what a life..
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4977. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Dogs playing Linkin' Park - Numb
It was a bit crap and a bit general Animalist, no mention of the fox the goat or the armadillo
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4978. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Honest Coffee Commercial
#10 So lets get this straight Thunders, You only saw the girl who is hot (I agree by the way she is very very hot) and you are having fresh coffee? Ok that's fine I'm very liberal minded
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4979. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video England: A Beginner's Guide
Right okay here we go...Oh wait the phone is ringing...
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4980. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Flying through a Hurricane Eye wall
Dangerous job this and deserves a good rate of pay! What I would do is set up positive dollar pay system for while they are actually in the centre of the hurricane and a negative dollar system for when they are just sight seeing afterwards.
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4981. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Venezuela Food Crisis
Might have a rethink about my summer holiday destination
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4982. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video It's hot in Saudi Arabia
I can't see the point of Saudi Arabia as a concept
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4983. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video DiResta: Wooden Spoon
Little tip! Skip to 5.00 and save yourself five minutes of your life then go soft boil an egg
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4984. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Duet for French Horn and chair
Basically it's a shite video, does that clear it up
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4985. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Mini Matchstick Gun The Pocket Pistol
I'm thinking it needs scaling up a little, maybe using a piece of telegraph pole a two inch diameter drill bit, a car battery, broom handle, six inch nails and plastic explosives. Obviously you would need a big pocket
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4986. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video England: A Beginner's Guide
"Cough Cough" JJ clears throat and decides he also needs to clear his diary a little before engaging in this discussion
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4987. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Man Builds Giant Homemade Computer To Play Tetris
#10 Well I could go around shooting people (if I had a gun) but doing it because I can wouldn't wash much in court
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4988. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Five round mission
I don't know much about the Army but I'd say that the guy at the back of the gun is doing too much work. I'd look at that function a little closer and get another guy involved short handed, left handed gammy handed or what ever.
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4989. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Man Builds Giant Homemade Computer To Play Tetris
I guess considering we are now in the middle of 2016 someone ought to ask the question WHY?
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4990. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Sammezzano Castle - Italy
It's a very impressive if not a bit Gordy building. Now providing the money spent on it's construction didn't take away money from those living in the area where it was built all fine and good. It does however suggest to me as happens all over the world all the time that someone in this case Ximenes of Aragon had more money then sense. Had he been around today he would likely be driving around in a diamond encrusted Rolls with a Rolex on his wrist going home to his crib with cinema's in every bathroom a private jet on his runway and several rap songs to his credit
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4991. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Officer Saves Driver Following Dramatic Crash
#4 You might be home alone but I think you should tell us where your home is as I for one don't want to be anywhere near your neighbourhood when you are out.
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4992. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video BCI Tumour Biology: integrins and metastasis
#1 There is very little humour involved in the subject of cancer or it's devastating effect on our bodies. It is a pointless process and the sooner we get on top of it the better.
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4993. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Most Chilled Accident Ever
#5 You know I liked your shaver so much that I brought the company then sold it to my mate Victor. I do wonder how much time you have spent (now that you don't have a job) working all the above out? If it was more than 2.5 seconds it would have been little use for the guy who crashed who had precisely less time than that to make a decision, do I live or do I die.
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4994. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Demon 2016 leger
It's hard to say what the dog gets out of this, as the whole experience will be based on the fact that the dog no doubt gets very excited each time he is offered this ride. Dogs do enjoy the air rushing at their faces as you will find if you allow one to pop it's head through your car window. Likely the rush of scent gives it a natural high, so perhaps we shouldn't be too judgmental over this video, except for the inappropriate music of course, 'Messing about on a river' would have been much better.
Incidentally if you don't know dogs please do not try and simulate the car window or knee boarding air rush by blowing on your dogs face, it will very likely bite your face off, for some unknown reason.
Incidentally if you don't know dogs please do not try and simulate the car window or knee boarding air rush by blowing on your dogs face, it will very likely bite your face off, for some unknown reason.
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4995. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Most Chilled Accident Ever
This happened to me once. The driver a female (just for accuracy not being sexist) driving with her husband and two children overtook on a solid double while not line (not popular in England) carried on for about a mile overtaking around about thirty cars in a traffic jam went over the brow of a hill on a bend (still on the wrong side of the double while lines!!) and who should be lucky enough to be on the other side of the hill and bend, old JJ himself. Missed a head on by just a few inches but scraped the whole side of my car against hers and ended up in a country wall with a broken axel. Used to do the same numbers on the lottery every week, got back too late to buy a ticket and would have won £200 called at the local restaurant for something to eat as I was Starvin Marvin and they had stopped serving food. Oh joy
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4996. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Drones Explore Abandoned NYC Island
Why don't they build a prison on one of them
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4997. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Man intensely struggles with contact cement
I just knew when Suxi finally got round to making a video it would be this one, silly old sod
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4998. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Setting a new world record, Eddie Hall becomes the first man ever to deadlift 500kg (1102.3lbs)
#12 Get a Dyson next time
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4999. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Setting a new world record, Eddie Hall becomes the first man ever to deadlift 500kg (1102.3lbs)
I don't get this at all. Do they make lots of money? Do they spend it on expensive paintings so they can hang them on the ceiling above their beds so they can while away the hours while in traction? Of course now some other poor basted is going to have to try and beat this
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5000. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 0 - 100 kph in 1.513 seconds
#6 Ah bless did you get an Orange at Christmas
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5001. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video ENHANCE!
#2 They just never are
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5002. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Man Falls in Pond Playing Pokemon GO
As the great philosopher and occasional kick and puncher, Bruce Lee once said "If you are prepared to be an Ass there will always be someone to ride you
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5003. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Wii Soccer
Hilarious
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5004. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Man Falls in Pond Playing Pokemon GO
Here we go another stupid game waiting for someone to walk under a bus playing
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5005. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video ENHANCE!
That drink isn't big enough ENHANCE!
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5006. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Kulning - Ancient Swedish herdingcall
#15 Did I mention the thick rubber face mask she was wearing?
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5007. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How a Film Projector Works
#1 And you knew it wasn't going to be a good day when you walked into class and saw one of these set up and then looked around and saw the Policeman you had seen the week before with the Cini camera filming you and your mates stealing porno mags and sweeties from the local branch of WH Smith.
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5008. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Juno & NASA's Plutonium Shortage
As Neil Drury and the Blockheads once sang "There ain't half been some clever basteds"
I made a scientific discovery this morning..If you approach ('sneak up on' if you will) the r on the snort logo from the left it doesn't see you coming and forgets to do a somersault, This proves without doubt that contray to what you might think the r is looking to the right and has ears on either side showing only the right eye and ear to the viewer. The far right hand side of the r must by default be it's nose. This means of course as you sneak up from the left hand side you are effectively approaching it's Arse or Ass if you are an American. The wonders of scientific experimentation
I also wonder if any other snotrian has discovered the way to make the r spin continuously?
I made a scientific discovery this morning..If you approach ('sneak up on' if you will) the r on the snort logo from the left it doesn't see you coming and forgets to do a somersault, This proves without doubt that contray to what you might think the r is looking to the right and has ears on either side showing only the right eye and ear to the viewer. The far right hand side of the r must by default be it's nose. This means of course as you sneak up from the left hand side you are effectively approaching it's Arse or Ass if you are an American. The wonders of scientific experimentation
I also wonder if any other snotrian has discovered the way to make the r spin continuously?
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5009. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Edible Cutlery
It's a brilliant idea especially if it can be made more delicate like plastic cutlery and if it can be made at the same price what's not to love. He needs to go on the Dragons Den.
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5010. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Carnivorous Worms Catch Bugs by Mimicking the Night Sky
#7 Today the sun is shining and the rain has gone away
In olden days we'd say we're gay, but it's not the thing to say today
Unless you're homosexual, which of course is fine and dandy
I'd just like to say I'm not one, even when I'm rather randy.
In olden days we'd say we're gay, but it's not the thing to say today
Unless you're homosexual, which of course is fine and dandy
I'd just like to say I'm not one, even when I'm rather randy.
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5011. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Proof That The Human Race Is DOOMED!!
#1 Probably not! it's almost certainly going to be a little worse than today.
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5012. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Carnivorous Worms Catch Bugs by Mimicking the Night Sky
I'm glad I'm not a Glow-Worm
that would make me glum
cos when my pilot light went out
There'd be gas coming out my bum (if the failsafe failed)
that would make me glum
cos when my pilot light went out
There'd be gas coming out my bum (if the failsafe failed)
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5013. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Carnivorous Worms Catch Bugs by Mimicking the Night Sky
The sneaky sticky gits
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5014. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 0 - 100 kph in 1.513 seconds
I used to have two of those running around my parents lounge back in the 60's
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5015. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Insight into life on board Solar Impulse 2
So he sleeps for twenty minutes and the and the plane just boogies on. Quite an amazing feat
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5016. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Kulning - Ancient Swedish herdingcall
#13 When you have quite finished dissecting my dream! lol I also forget to add that she was wearing a thick pair of blond rubber gloves as she had just helped deliver a calf (she was a classy bird) so the electric shock was all mine
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5017. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Polish TV host gets hand stabbed by nail as magic trick goes horribly wrong
And that's magic!, partial crucifixion on live television His bookings for Children's parties will have gone through the roof
, partial crucifixion on live television His bookings for Children's parties will have gone through the roof 53
5018. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 200W Laser Bazooka
Dr Evil before he lost his hair. We really should be wearing masks to watch this
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5019. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Kulning - Ancient Swedish herdingcall
This reminds of a dream I once had. She was calling Me not the cattle and I ran and ran in slow motion towards her angelic voice, arms outstretched. As I reached her and saw her beautiful smile, I put my hands gently on her long soft blond hair and closed my eyes as our lips gently touched momentarily. Then she put her hands on mind and pulled me onto the Electric fence. What a bitch!
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5020. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Aggressive bird
#5 Come on come proper English please! It's Teaching a (oh and it should be a Raven)
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5021. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Corinne Sutter painting a rebus
#5 Just had a look at the video on the link and the comments and I think we should track down TamaraSH She hasn't been seen for four years and frankly I'm getting worrried
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5022. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Aggressive bird
#3 They are just like the English people. By the way I do object to the "Warning Foul Language" Statement. English fouls never swear Now the Scottish fouls..oh I won't go there.
Now the Scottish fouls..oh I won't go there.53
5023. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Corinne Sutter painting a rebus
#2 I had no idea you were ambidextrous Do your talents have even an end in sight
Do your talents have even an end in sight53
5024. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video It's Morning...time to bogey on down.
The wild umbrella Cockatoo's in England prefer Swan lake
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5025. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Corinne Sutter painting a rebus
Ok didn't understand one word of that, but I'm guessing that all the crosses were cancelled and she got four yes votes and went through to the next round. I just hope she doesn't grow up to be Rolf Harris
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5026. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Aggressive bird
The crows in England recite Shakespeare, 2B or not 2B usually, gets boring after a while
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5027. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How to clear your sinuses
The whole new system on Snotr wants putting under that water spray it's sinuses are well fecked.
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5028. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Formula 1 Sniper
#9 Looks like your secretary is smart enough to be part of the Snotr community as she's marked you down. She'll be mixing up all your medications next week be afraid be very afraid. Nice parrot though what type is it?
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5029. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Difference between the United Kingdom, Great Britain and England Explained
#6 No? .
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5030. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video We Were Hiking A Trail, When I Sensed We Were Being Stalked
Well that was tense.
Of course as everyone knows when being chased by a bear don't try and outrun him! Just as long as you can outrun your girlfriend you'll be fine
My girlfriend isn't taking to me at the moment just because I didn't open the car door for her!! Apparently I just opened mine and swan to the surface . Women hey!!
Of course as everyone knows when being chased by a bear don't try and outrun him! Just as long as you can outrun your girlfriend you'll be fine
My girlfriend isn't taking to me at the moment just because I didn't open the car door for her!! Apparently I just opened mine and swan to the surface .
Women hey!!53
5031. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video NASA Test-Fire Solid Rocket Booster for Megarocket
In my opinion and it's only a small point but I'd try it vertical it would be much easier, that baby isn't flying nowhere.
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5032. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Difference between the United Kingdom, Great Britain and England Explained
#1 And that's why being British is complicated and being English is a very complicated job.
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5033. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Formula 1 Sniper
#5 Hey Suxi who's the bird, let me guess it's your secretary: squirrel:
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5034. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Yo, wassup?
"That BIG TRIANGLE came from nowhere"
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5035. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Hangglider collapses during high speed dive
Proof if proof were needed that in the air no one can hear you scream
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5036. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 400km/h in 26 seconds
#2 Sure Marleymanbobby what you do is complain like the majority of the rest of us that you don't like the changes and maybe they will change it back.
On the case of the video am I the only one that 400km/h in 26 seconds means absolutely nothing. I live in a country that still uses Miles or MPH although for some fecking strange reason we are sold petrol in Litres and told how many miles per gallon our cars will do. There are 70 million of us and I'm pretty sure a few other little countries out there also adopt the MPH system. SO it would be nice rather than me getting my calculator out, if we could have a little subtitle. By the way it's 248.548 MPH if anyone is interested. You would have thought he would have squeezed an extra 2.336 KMH and made it a nice round 250 MPH Lazy.
On the case of the video am I the only one that 400km/h in 26 seconds means absolutely nothing. I live in a country that still uses Miles or MPH although for some fecking strange reason we are sold petrol in Litres and told how many miles per gallon our cars will do
. There are 70 million of us and I'm pretty sure a few other little countries out there also adopt the MPH system. SO it would be nice rather than me getting my calculator out, if we could have a little subtitle. By the way it's 248.548 MPH if anyone is interested. You would have thought he would have squeezed an extra 2.336 KMH and made it a nice round 250 MPH Lazy.53
5037. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Falcon hunting near a highway fail
Yeah that was fecking bright wasn't it Hi Hi
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5038. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Tarpon - Jumps in Boat after Hammerhead Shark Chase
WTF Snotr have you ever heard the saying 'If it ain't broke don't mend it' It's all too faint Mate, looks like it's been highlighted for deletion. If you could make the text darker or something or better still set it back as it was that would be lovely. I think we should have had a referendum before changes like this anyway. I can live without a somersaulting r. OOOuu No! Horrible just horrible, My online tax return form is more exciting than this, no no no!!! Oh no just thought I'd try them all out..Horrible
just thought I'd try them all out..Horrible53
5039. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Toy gun commercial from 1964
#16 Well there is in Scotland most of the time and Scotland is still part of the UK this week. Snow falls on England occasionally in the winter but it isn't guaranteed. When it falls it falls I remember six feet of snow was not uncommon when I was young, you would open the front door and it would be solid snow in front of you. Perhaps we'll forget about the desert
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5040. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 100 Year Old Steam Roller
#5 You need to watch the film 'A Fish called Wanda' as soon as possible
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5041. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Finnish military artillery barrage
#2 I think you will find that is a court martial offence unless you are German
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5042. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Most Satisfying Simulations and Animations
#5 Look Bucko! Obviously with you coming from North Korea an all and having a dictator you won't understand free speech and an open market. I for one like this Shite for a change, it doesn't have to be all fecking BMX, skateboards, Russians killing each other on the streets. Consider that people of all ages and religions use this site It's a democracy and as such your points don't count. It's a double monkey I'm afraid
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5043. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Tarpon - Jumps in Boat after Hammerhead Shark Chase
I need to clean my glasses I thought it said Tampon
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5044. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Most Satisfying Simulations and Animations
Far out man, I'm mean like far out, I watched it to the end and work up a chicken, it was furious
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5045. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Toy gun commercial from 1964
#14 You know I had a feeling you would go with EO and you're right we don't have too many Black Locust Acacia's although I bet there is one in the Eden Project. I'll start the search right away, so I'm thinking sea view to the South, Green hillsides to the West, desert to the East and Marshland to West, Could be a little tricky but I'm a determined man on a mission
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5046. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 100 Year Old Steam Roller
They missed a trick here, they should have got Kevin Kline and Michael Palin to do the launch.. Ba Ba ba ba Basted
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5047. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Magic For Kids At Children's Hospital
There should a queue of entertainers waiting to do this sort of thing everyday.
#5 Sizzlik and #1 Geester You ought to have a combined name I'm thinking LIKTER while I have your attention, could you tell me if the WEIRD category video's that I submitted last week were too weird or if they are in a queue for viewing. Don't want to submit stuff that is unlikely to get aired.
#5 Sizzlik and #1 Geester You ought to have a combined name I'm thinking LIKTER while I have your attention, could you tell me if the WEIRD category video's that I submitted last week were too weird or if they are in a queue for viewing. Don't want to submit stuff that is unlikely to get aired.
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5048. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Raging reporter punches prisoner in face on LIVE TV
#14 Ouu what a lazy country, Is that when you all sit at home and watch that movie
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5049. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Knife making - making a folding coin knife
#3 Yes anything that the local yutes can carry around for use when they want to borrow your mobile phone an a dark street corner late at night I'm all for it.
I guess it does give you the option of bringing out one made out of three metal hub caps and say "That isn't a knife, This is a knife"
Just as a matter of interest in other countries out there what would the police do if you were stopped and found to be carrying one of these, I'm pretty sure over here you would get a jail term
I guess it does give you the option of bringing out one made out of three metal hub caps and say "That isn't a knife, This is a knife"
Just as a matter of interest in other countries out there what would the police do if you were stopped and found to be carrying one of these, I'm pretty sure over here you would get a jail term
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5050. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Knife making - making a folding coin knife
Fairly sure you would be arrested in England if you had that on your person, that's if you didn't stab your leg through your pocket first.
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5051. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Most Amazing World Illusion! - Magic World * IMG *
#2 Well I don't think it would have been as good without the pigeon, have you chosen a tree yet?
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5052. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Most Amazing World Illusion! - Magic World * IMG *
I'm very impressed how they trained the pigeon to walk backwards. Pigeons are notoriously difficult to train to walk backwards, you can train them to fly fecking miles back home but because they don't have proper knees walking backwards is well tricky. Tests have shown that it's actually easier to train a pigeon to walk sideways than it is to train them to walk backwards. If you are lucky enough to come across a pigeon and you take the time to observe it from a safe refuge you will notice that in the wild your pigeon will walk in small circles rather than try and walk backwards. The video is Ok
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5053. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Toy gun commercial from 1964
#13 Wonderful, Here is a list of tree's just choose your favourite, I'll make sure there will be a nice view, we just need to look out for Magpies if anything develops.
English Oak
Willow
Ash
Elm
Apple
Lime
Cedar
Monkey
Rowan
Birch
Scots Pine (risk of effect of next referendum)
Elder
Sycamore
If you have a favourite not on the list location might be tricky
English Oak
Willow
Ash
Elm
Apple
Lime
Cedar
Monkey
Rowan
Birch
Scots Pine (risk of effect of next referendum)
Elder
Sycamore
If you have a favourite not on the list location might be tricky
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5054. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Raging reporter punches prisoner in face on LIVE TV
Hey Snotr what's the crack are you on Holiday or something? No new video's today?? There are at least three of my WEIRD one's you could use if you have run out of suggestions
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5055. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Toy gun commercial from 1964
#10 Oh my I'm really excited now Thunders. I just telephoned my bank as obviously the Bank notes in the handle are no longer legal tender as English notes have changed many times since the mid sixties.
The good news is that two hundred quid in 1965 is now worth considerably more in 2013. A quick calculation is that I brought my first house in the early 80's for £10.000 the same house today would cost £170.000 and that wasn't a great house. Back in 1965 the same house would have been around £700 so allowing for the rarity of the actual notes and fractioning in the value increase I think there should just about be enough money for a love nest somewhere like Cleethorpes or Doncaster.
Apparently all that's needed initially are the serial numbers and denomination of the notes. I can't remember what they were now I'm thinking several ten bob notes at least one half a crown note and a number of twenty five pound notes. Get those numbers to me Thunders and I'll start nest hunting immediately
The good news is that two hundred quid in 1965 is now worth considerably more in 2013. A quick calculation is that I brought my first house in the early 80's for £10.000 the same house today would cost £170.000 and that wasn't a great house. Back in 1965 the same house would have been around £700 so allowing for the rarity of the actual notes and fractioning in the value increase I think there should just about be enough money for a love nest somewhere like Cleethorpes or Doncaster.
Apparently all that's needed initially are the serial numbers and denomination of the notes. I can't remember what they were now I'm thinking several ten bob notes at least one half a crown note and a number of twenty five pound notes. Get those numbers to me Thunders and I'll start nest hunting immediately
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5056. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Raging reporter punches prisoner in face on LIVE TV
#5 Because I'm an Englishman and we don't like to rush things, slowly slowly catch the Monkey
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5057. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Jay Leno Gets 2,500 HP on 2 Wheels - Jay Leno’s Garage
I wonder if Leno paid for the repairs
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5058. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Raging reporter punches prisoner in face on LIVE TV
What I can't understand is why he kept coming back for more? You would think after the third punch he would have stopped spitting.
Clearly what needed to happen here is the reporter should not have been so proactive, he should have been much more understanding. What I would have done is smiled at the poor chap and put my arm around his shoulders asking him how he ended up in this hell hole. Once I had gained his trust and we were getting along like proper civilised human beings I would have offered him some cigarettes and given him some money so that he could have a slightly easier time for a while and maybe reflect on why his life went down the path that it did.
Then as a final act of humanity I would have offered him my hand to shake knowing that it would be the last act of gentleness that he would feel for some time. I would have looked into his eye's and said gently "Don't forget me Man" "I won't" he would reply. Having grasped his hand I would have then pulled him quickly towards me and kicked him so hard between the legs that he would remember me forever
Clearly what needed to happen here is the reporter should not have been so proactive, he should have been much more understanding. What I would have done is smiled at the poor chap and put my arm around his shoulders asking him how he ended up in this hell hole. Once I had gained his trust and we were getting along like proper civilised human beings I would have offered him some cigarettes and given him some money so that he could have a slightly easier time for a while and maybe reflect on why his life went down the path that it did.
Then as a final act of humanity I would have offered him my hand to shake knowing that it would be the last act of gentleness that he would feel for some time. I would have looked into his eye's and said gently "Don't forget me Man" "I won't" he would reply. Having grasped his hand I would have then pulled him quickly towards me and kicked him so hard between the legs that he would remember me forever
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5059. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Water turns to ice !
I know a trick where I can turn beer into urine
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5060. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Why you can't scan or photocopy modern currency
I wonder what would happen if you put a little tiny sticker over one of the stars? Just saying
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5061. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Toy gun commercial from 1964
#8 Well it's a small world (although I wouldn't want to paint it)that's absolutely amazing. Yes I wasn't very mature at the time you could tell because I played with toy guns. Mystery solved so have you kept the box and all the bullets and everything and I'm pretty sure there was a couple of hundred quid I'd hidden in the handle is that still there too
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5062. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The most satisfiing video in the world
#8 That's always the way with things of small stature
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5063. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How they make jawbreakers or Gob Stoppers
OMG OMG OMG Three in a row that's got to be worth a prize...Now I'm really excited..What's coming next..what's coming next.. Oh Let it be weird Please let it be weird...
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5064. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The most satisfiing video in the world
Well Two in one day is certainly an incredible feat for JJ I can't deny that BUT! It was the WEIRD one's that I was most looking forward to seeing because they were not your common or garden weird ones oh no! These were really life changing(ly) OMG where is my psychiatrist I need to get these images out of my mind aaahhh WEIRD..but in a good way
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5065. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Toy gun commercial from 1964
I actually had one of these guns when I was a lad, It was my pride and joy, I kept it in it's box and used it to shoot my imaginary friends due to the fact that I didn't have any real ones. If I had had any real one's I would have shot my imaginary friends with those no doubt slowly destroying the house.
Can't remember why now but I used to keep my JSG under my parents bed (maybe I had a divan?)and I forgot about it for a while. Then one day I remembered it and went upstairs to find my JSG had disappeared! My parents denied all knowledge of it and there wasn't Ebay in those day. Secretly my parents were anti gun they were very English and not your typical American. I do wonder now if they just decided not to encourage my playing with this weapon of mass destruction in case I should grow up to be a gangster and casually lost it. I always wondered what happened to my JSG not enough to pay £200 for a broken one without a box re the link above though. My parents passed away years ago and I never did get to find out what happened to my favourite toy.
Can't remember why now but I used to keep my JSG under my parents bed (maybe I had a divan?)and I forgot about it for a while. Then one day I remembered it and went upstairs to find my JSG had disappeared! My parents denied all knowledge of it and there wasn't Ebay in those day. Secretly my parents were anti gun they were very English and not your typical American. I do wonder now if they just decided not to encourage my playing with this weapon of mass destruction in case I should grow up to be a gangster and casually lost it. I always wondered what happened to my JSG not enough to pay £200 for a broken one without a box re the link above though. My parents passed away years ago and I never did get to find out what happened to my favourite toy.
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5066. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Man Reunites With African Cheetah Cat After 1 Year Absence - Do You Remember Me?
What a privilege.
I couldn't help thinking though how funny this could have been if they made a screaming with pain version when he said things like "I wonder if he remembers me.... Ahhhhh! No! he fecking doesn't" AAAHHH get off my leg, ooouuuu shite that stings, not the nose not the nose, AAhhh my dose he bit my fecking Dose off, basted...ooouu now that tickled, yep yep it definitely tickles, ahh bless that's nice, good boy, good boy, wait no that's a little..no NO! that's my ear My ear you've got my ear in your AAAHHHH your mouth you ripped fecking ear off oh you basted, fecking cats get me outta here, GET ME OUT of HERE OHH feck the pain I'll need plasters lots of plasters call an ambulance and a priest aahh Quick QUICk he's eating my face OUUU!!!"
I couldn't help thinking though how funny this could have been if they made a screaming with pain version when he said things like "I wonder if he remembers me.... Ahhhhh! No! he fecking doesn't" AAAHHH get off my leg, ooouuuu shite that stings, not the nose not the nose, AAhhh my dose he bit my fecking Dose off, basted...ooouu now that tickled, yep yep it definitely tickles, ahh bless that's nice, good boy, good boy, wait no that's a little..no NO! that's my ear My ear you've got my ear in your AAAHHHH your mouth you ripped fecking ear off oh you basted, fecking cats get me outta here, GET ME OUT of HERE OHH feck the pain I'll need plasters lots of plasters call an ambulance and a priest aahh Quick QUICk he's eating my face OUUU!!!"
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5067. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Mill BLACKBIRD
A bit drafty
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5068. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video A Tribute to Bud Spencer 1929 - 2016
I think legend is a little strong if that clip was typical of what he did? But perhaps I'm missing something. RIP anyway
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5069. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 450kV Tesla Coil & Robot Orchestra
#3 Suxi, Suxi you haven't got a secretary remember..it's all in your mind...you are still in the institute being tested.
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5070. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Awesome low pass
#5 Do you mean the Relish thing or the Knobbing hamster thing
#4 As Jim Kelly said in the film Enter the Dragon and I quote "If it happens I probably won't even notice, I'll be too busy looking Good"
#4 As Jim Kelly said in the film Enter the Dragon and I quote "If it happens I probably won't even notice, I'll be too busy looking Good"
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5071. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Oil Fields of Kuwait - Baraka
#2 Yes of course I am
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5072. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video "Pedals" bipedal bear sighting
#4 If you read the subtitle above it explains that he has a permanently injured front paw and the other is missing.
I'll never complain about low back pain again he must get it quite bad. I wonder how he sustained those injuries? Please don't tell me he was caught in those horrible bear snap traps.
I'll never complain about low back pain again he must get it quite bad. I wonder how he sustained those injuries? Please don't tell me he was caught in those horrible bear snap traps.
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5073. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Oil Fields of Kuwait - Baraka
Okay Thunders, on average, to the nearest hundred, just how many video's do you submit on an average day? I need to know what I am up against here, I mean have you got shares in the company or something, sexual favours, bribery, have you got something on Sizzick or what ever her name is
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5074. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Introducing SpotMini
I'm really irritated that I enjoyed this video as I was about to extend my rant of yesterday that having submitted at least six (SIX) videos for snotr this week not one of them has been shown!!!!!and it's Wednesday already!! but as my submissions hardly ever make it to the final cut I won't bother mentioning it.
I was also going to mention that this is the third or forth video of these walkie bots doing stuff, climbing up hills, running through woods, getting kicked by their makers ect. But I have to say this one is brilliant I'm slightly surprised though that the one who slipped on the banana skins didn't gather them up afterwards, must be a fecking teenager walkie bot.
I was also going to mention that this is the third or forth video of these walkie bots doing stuff, climbing up hills, running through woods, getting kicked by their makers ect. But I have to say this one is brilliant I'm slightly surprised though that the one who slipped on the banana skins didn't gather them up afterwards, must be a fecking teenager walkie bot.
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5075. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How Do Your Old Batteries Help Grow Corn?
#7 You do know that you started with Dyslexia yesterday don't you?
I think a better ideo (< word spelt deliberately funny for Thunders)would be to cut out all that production cost and electricity and really save the planet by simply throwing your old batteries into fields.
I think a better ideo (< word spelt deliberately funny for Thunders)would be to cut out all that production cost and electricity and really save the planet by simply throwing your old batteries into fields.
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5076. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Alan Watts - Choice
#4 You've got eyes...close them
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5077. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The 1915 Auto Polo Event in Hibbing,Mn
#2 Well the first one should speed around in about 6 months time lol
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5078. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Awesome low pass
I don't believe in reincarnation but if I'm wrong I want to come back as the type of person who would relish doing this kind of thing even if I did get the occasional mouth full of leaves With my luck I'd probably come back as a female hamster and get knobbed to death by a randy male hamster
With my luck I'd probably come back as a female hamster and get knobbed to death by a randy male hamster 53
5079. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video World's largest functional NERF gun
That's not a nerf gun, THIS IS A NERF GUN!!!!
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5080. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How to park your Porsche In Vancouver Ron Edgar
If I were guessing I would say the wife has just discovered her husbands infidelity and she's kindly collected the car from outside his woman's house and parked it back home for him, as it was such a lovely day and the walk home would do him the world of good.
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5081. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Passersby save family from fire
Oh my goodness that was quite a distance especially avoiding that low roof, scary stuff. Do we know if they all landed safely and if everyone got out?
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5082. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The 1915 Auto Polo Event in Hibbing,Mn
Good old interesting video and photo's here I'd never heard of this sport! Looks like they could have done with a little more weight of these thing's.
Yesterday I submitted about seven video's of interest (I was on a roll) for the WEIRD section of Snotr..My usual luck with video's being shown is like the film The Sound of Music just the once at Christmas but I'm watching SNOTR!!! I'm watching!!
Yesterday I submitted about seven video's of interest (I was on a roll) for the WEIRD section of Snotr..My usual luck with video's being shown is like the film The Sound of Music just the once at Christmas but I'm watching SNOTR!!! I'm watching!!
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5083. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Repairman caught charging $700 for a simple vent fix
#4 Oh I see, but you are sure that you can shoot them? It's interesting that my first comment at #2 is currently sitting at -2 with 7 votes, I had no idea we had so many dodgy tradesman on Snotr! I guess that's what they are watching while pretending to fix stuff For the record and it may be fairly obvious ROGUE TRADESMEN are my real bug bear, I fecking hate them especially when old people are concerned and they loose their life savings to some git who keeps coming back to do repairs that don't need doing. Scum of the crust of the arse of the earth. I'd like to get together a large aggressive biker gang to wait for them when they ask for the money love and peace everyone love and peace
It's interesting that my first comment at #2 is currently sitting at -2 with 7 votes, I had no idea we had so many dodgy tradesman on Snotr! I guess that's what they are watching while pretending to fix stuff For the record and it may be fairly obvious ROGUE TRADESMEN are my real bug bear, I fecking hate them especially when old people are concerned and they loose their life savings to some git who keeps coming back to do repairs that don't need doing. Scum of the crust of the arse of the earth. I'd like to get together a large aggressive biker gang to wait for them when they ask for the money love and peace everyone love and peace 53
5084. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Repairman caught charging $700 for a simple vent fix
I find it ironic that in the USA with all the guns and lack of gun control that it isn't actually legal to shoot these Mother Feckers on the spot providing you have the video of them sitting on their arses in your loft to show to the judge.
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5085. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How Do Your Old Batteries Help Grow Corn?
#5 Inplcomplete!! omg I used to feel like that
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5086. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Ingenious rihals (wooden book stands) from Uzbekistan
A book stand that is more interesting than the book
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5087. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Alan Watts - Choice
I've listened to so much of Alan Watts stuff over the years he was brilliant
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5088. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How to spray foe mosquitoes
I answered your Cornwall question by the way Thunders. That guy looks like a frustrated Marine. I bet he fantasises that he's firing bullets slaughtering pedestrians as he poisons the town. Interesting how he's wearing a mask, presumably for the carbon dioxide fumes
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5089. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Flower That Smells Like Death
#2 Cornwall is at the bottom left hand bit of the UK (Soon to be the bottom left hand bit of just England and Wales when Scotland and Northan Ireland bugger off and leave us) Absolutely beautiful part of the country, my favourite place. That's where the Eden project is (where this video was made) quite close to Charlestown where they filmed the 2015 series of Poldark (don't know if you got that your side of the pond)
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5090. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Waking the Dead: Bringing Extinct Species Back to Life
#2 Well maybe, just saying Of course after the plucking I would have to run away then when the police came around to your place looking for me just as you were looking under your car bonnet at the engine, you would have to say "Sorry sheriff I can't help you, my big hens gone"
Of course after the plucking I would have to run away then when the police came around to your place looking for me just as you were looking under your car bonnet at the engine, you would have to say "Sorry sheriff I can't help you, my big hens gone" 53
5091. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video A T-Rex on American Ninja Warrior
#4 It's the teeth
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5092. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Flower That Smells Like Death
Been there done that, I have to say this plant has really underestimated the amount of fecking insects there are in Cornwall
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5093. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Waking the Dead: Bringing Extinct Species Back to Life
If this pigeon won't pluck lawyers from toilets then I think they should be looking for something a little bigger
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5094. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Strandbeest Bike
#3 or socks and slippers
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5095. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Turning kitchen in swimming pool!!!
Another warning to people with buy to let properties
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5096. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Strandbeest Bike
I had a bike that looked like this shortly after I went over the handlebars back in 1978 five miles from home with two bottles of beer in my back pack. As I felt the wet trickle down my back I sat and cried and hoped it was blood.
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5097. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Urbanization on Earth from 3700 BC - 2000 AD
#8 What it doesn't do is show which parts of the globe are still living in the dark ages having rejected civilization
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5098. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Nipple fishing
#8 You are telling me, I'm off to climates new just as soon as the pound recovers from it's current 1987 low.. Nobody knows the trouble I see.
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5099. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video An Ode To Stairs
Now if I have to watch video's of skateboarders and BMX's this is the kind I want to see, people hurting themselves. Put a great big smile on my face on this uncertain morning in my country.
Also a very big warning for those people who have buy to let properties....this is what happens to your staircases.
Also a very big warning for those people who have buy to let properties....this is what happens to your staircases.
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5100. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Nipple fishing
#6 What the feck does "wearing a short mean?" I'll tell you what it means fecking nothing. I mean what is a short?.. No? okay I'll tell you.. a short is a small measure of spirit whisky, rum, gin, Brandy ect. So the subtitle is implying that he was wearing some whisky on his none functioning man boob baby feeding nozzle? Look I've just come out of Europe against my will and I'm not in the mood for any more nonsense
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5101. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video A T-Rex on American Ninja Warrior
It wasn't a meteor that wiped them out after all, it was their inability to jump from a spinning metal thing onto another metal spinning thing
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5102. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video A five YEAR time lapse!
If you play this video backwards and watch very carefully, at the very beginning you will see a pencil and the back of a coaster in a pub
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5103. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Black Hole Comparison
At last! Somethings that actually exists that we could call Gods BHG's.
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5104. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video People are awesome - Asia
Love the flexi leg girl
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5105. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Awesome Juggler in Tropical Paradise
#2 You need $70.000 plus Tibetan bells and that's it you're done
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5106. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Best Crepe man ever Julio 'the pancake' in Alcudia with 'love is in the air' hi qual DASH
I would like to see a video of his first crepe production forty years earlier and then one of his steady decline into this "Goodness knows I've spent my entire fecking life doing just this AHHHHHH!" state.
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5107. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Meanwhile in England
This is completely normal in England. Kids have to pass a basic road safety and competence to drive at five years old
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5108. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video William Spencer at the Berrics!
Seen far far far far far too many of this type of video, just gets on my candle now
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5109. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Bob Nelson - Duck
Would have been funnier with a Hen #1 Hey Burimi for goodness sake get rid of the photo it reminds me of that kid that killed all those other kids after they made fun of her glasses and carrot top.
#1 Hey Burimi for goodness sake get rid of the photo it reminds me of that kid that killed all those other kids after they made fun of her glasses and carrot top. 53
5110. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Baby Powder Prank Goes Wrong
What a stupid prank It's double monkey time
It's double monkey time 53
5111. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Bubble Tent
Perfect for a blind naturalist holiday camp only question is where do you tie the Dalmatians. Love the Gypsy Jazz by the way title anyone?
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5112. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video My Dad is a Liar
Inspirational video
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5113. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Life of a Lab in Two Minutes
Reading the title I thought this was going to have a sad ending
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5114. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Gallium Induced Structural Failure of a Coke Can
Can someone explain why I would want to buy some gallium
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5115. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Beautiful wasp zombifies cockroach
#4 It might upset a few cockroaches too
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5116. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Weather map goes crazy live on the air
Good impro
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5117. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How Earth Moves
As always a little of my brain drips out of both ears after watching this guy
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5118. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Celebrity Cruise Ship "Infinity" slams into Ketchikan Dock 06/03/16
Ah come on a couple of 5L cans of dulux it will be fine.
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5119. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Bohemian Rhapsody
I would have liked to have seen the unedited version
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5120. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Man Rescues A Baby Squirrel And Shares His Life With Him
This is a red squirrel which are now very rare in the UK. Totally due to the introduction of the American grey Squirrel which annexed them. You now only find Red's in parts of Scotland and they are endangered. The Grey's are everywhere and a nightmare in a lot of Gardens in England as they steal food put out for garden birds and Hens, the barstewards
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5121. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Emotional Reunion with Chimpanzees
I cried my eyes out watching this, wonderful reunion, wonderful animals we need to think more about them, certain countries more than others
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5122. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Woman Destroys Store After Her EBT Card Is Denied
Maybe she is ill?
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5123. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Russian man gets sucked into a snowmobile! His friends help ..after laughing!!
I don't understand how the Russians speak Russian yet they laugh in English
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5124. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Not easy task....
That's fantastic, she's very supple, love the expression at the end it was like 'Look what my leg just did to me'!
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5125. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Flyboard® Air Farthest flight by hoverboard (achieved on 30th April 2016 by Franky Zapata)
Okay I called this fake last time it was on (about two months ago) partly because of some dodgy editing. This time the lady from GWR was there so I apologise it really was a fantastic achievement and yes I want one.
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5126. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video I caught my chicken sleeping on the job
#2 Hey hey careful! no Henophobic references please. Hen's don't do that it must have been a hybrid Turkey or it was so depressed living in that messy garden it was on Tranks
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5127. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Drunk Driver With Road Rage Gets His Ass Kicked
I don't think his bottom got kicked once, it was mainly his face
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5128. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Black Pigeon
This cat and pigeon chase has been going on, on that roof ledge since 1997 the cat is now 20 years old and the pigeon which was an egg when the game began is 19, which makes it the oldest pigeon alive today. They break off for lunch and elevenses and go home together at dusk to a very strange cohabitation unpopular with their respective families.
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5129. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Lion attempts to Attack, pounce on little Boy in a zoo but slams head first into glass, Japan
In some ways it's a good job the kid didn't see it coming as that would have needed therapy in the future and the beginning of a phobia for sure. That said, he now has the worry that when he turns around there might be a lion right next to him, that phobia probably has a different name to the first something like liononmyassophobia. or ohfeckafeckinglionophobia
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5130. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video America's Got Talent 2016 Amelie and Tommy The Clairvoyants Full Clip S11E01
Okay spoiler alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Heidi and Amelie must be secret lovers. The girl with the phone is the curly haired guys sister and all eye drops expire in May of every year.
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5131. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 57 Years Apart- A Boy And a Man Talk About Life
#4 No it isn't because we've already dealt with the possibility of time travel and it's a no go.
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5132. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Man ignores museum rules, touches priceless Clock which falls from wall and smashes
#10 I was kinda hoping to come across one from a passing passenger ship near to your end otherwise I would probably swallow so much pollution I'd be on antibiotics for a month
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5133. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Little girl cries tears of joy after getting doll with a prosthetic leg
Oh my goodness what a perfect present, you could see all the emotion in that little girls face. That doll is going to go on a lot of life's adventures with that little girl.
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5134. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Misspelled Tattoos
A colleague of mine back in the 70's was a biker (at weekends) and his club had the greek slogan 'FORAS SESTO PONDERO VER' on the back of their jackets, Would make a great tattoo
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5135. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Misspelled Tattoos
I'm going to have a tattoo over my entire body of me only taller
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5136. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Man ignores museum rules, touches priceless Clock which falls from wall and smashes
#8 What if there are any in the middle just imagine swimming all that way then when we just 100 metres apart we spot each other, wave and suddenly I disappear under the water...................................................................................................Then a few moments later I pop up behind you with your bikini in my mouth, oh and a rose
just imagine swimming all that way then when we just 100 metres apart we spot each other, wave and suddenly I disappear under the water...................................................................................................Then a few moments later I pop up behind you with your bikini in my mouth, oh and a rose 53
5137. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Man plays guitar and turns environment into a happy one
There should be one of these at every environment
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5138. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Derren Brown's Incredible Master Mind-Blowing Trick
#7 Pretty much the reason why I love snotr
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5139. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Mysterious Cases Of Time Travel That Can't Be Explained
In the beginning there was a word and that word rhymed with Ollocks. Very misleading title here they can all be explained.
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5140. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Man ignores museum rules, touches priceless Clock which falls from wall and smashes
#5 We could both set of swimming and meet in the middle then it's only 1695 miles each. Are there any sharks in your half?
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5141. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Derren Brown's Incredible Master Mind-Blowing Trick
#5 Hey thanks for reminding me ringguy. The guy on the left is the guy from Gogglebox can't you see?
#4 I have a much more elegant solution:- Derran Brown read his thoughts and just to be sure if you look at the still before the video starts he saw the colours reflected in the four lamp shades on the ceiling.
#4 I have a much more elegant solution:- Derran Brown read his thoughts and just to be sure if you look at the still before the video starts he saw the colours reflected in the four lamp shades on the ceiling.
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5142. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Derren Brown's Incredible Master Mind-Blowing Trick
#2 Yeah and then he meets the Gogglebox guy
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5143. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 10,000 iPhones
I guess someone has to ask the obvious question so okay where they all charged? #1 Evening Francis
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5144. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Man ignores museum rules, touches priceless Clock which falls from wall and smashes
#2 Thunders you are only 3390 miles from my house (all water)
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5145. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Derren Brown's Incredible Master Mind-Blowing Trick
It's the Googlebox guy
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5146. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video What Would Happen If Humans Disappeared?
The big question is, if there is no one here to see this, will it actually happen.
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5147. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 57 Years Apart- A Boy And a Man Talk About Life
That was a lovely thing to watch. I'm not young but I want to be like the older guy when I grow up. He sounds like a very kind, wise, gentle man. If I were guessing I'd say he was a Dubliner
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5148. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Man ignores museum rules, touches priceless Clock which falls from wall and smashes
Fecking idiot well I hope they sent him a very large bill
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5149. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Ryan Stock & AmberLynn: Gross Act Makes the Audience Squirm - America's Got Talent 2016 Audition
What happened? seriously what happened? I saw Anne Boleyn walk on the stage and didn't look at anything else, I was too worried he was going to dress up as Henry the V111 and have her head cut off and she was really gorgeous
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5150. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Futuristic straddling bus allows cars running underneath
Be great if you drive a convertible and the hood was stuck
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5151. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video WTF? Lick Your Cat With LICKI, A Giant Silicone Tongue
#7 1) With an attitude like yours I can see where the inspiration for your user name came from.
2) You are right you are definitely not my Buddy.
3) You'll get my assumptions whether you are interested in them or not.
4) Lighten up or you will be permanently placed in the SSASP Book of feckers first testical you are teetering on the appendix already.
5) Apart from your hobby of licking male cats I'm pretty sure I once saw you in a film called Stripes with Bill Murray. You are Conrad Dunn aren't you, you played Francis Sawyer aka Psycho. You must remember here was your famous speech.
FRANCIS:- "The name is Francis Sawyer but everybody calls me psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis and I'll Kill you.
JJ :- Oooooooh
FRANCIS :- You just made the list buddy. Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meathooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.
JJ Lighten up Francis. oh and a double monkey to you
2) You are right you are definitely not my Buddy.
3) You'll get my assumptions whether you are interested in them or not.
4) Lighten up or you will be permanently placed in the SSASP Book of feckers first testical you are teetering on the appendix already.
5) Apart from your hobby of licking male cats I'm pretty sure I once saw you in a film called Stripes with Bill Murray. You are Conrad Dunn aren't you, you played Francis Sawyer aka Psycho. You must remember here was your famous speech.
FRANCIS:- "The name is Francis Sawyer but everybody calls me psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis and I'll Kill you.
JJ :- Oooooooh
FRANCIS :- You just made the list buddy. Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meathooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.
JJ Lighten up Francis.
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5152. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video A Firsthand Look Inside A Patrol Car
Imagine how long it takes him to do a stock check
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5153. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Emergency
That's the new contraceptive pill, you put it up against the bedroom door and he can't get in
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5154. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video WTF? Lick Your Cat With LICKI, A Giant Silicone Tongue
#5 This isn't a porn site buddy so one has to assume that your girlfriend has a cat that you actually lick. I'm guessing it's a male cat
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5155. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Universe in 4 Minutes
#5 Ah I'm thinking of sending it in the Eurovision next year what do you think?
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5156. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Universe in 4 Minutes
Nothing means anything and you're all gonna die guys! Ha Ha Ha (JJ Runs around and skips like a little girl singing this little joyful song)
You're all gonna die poke him in the eye
You're all gonna fry die die die die die die
You're not gonna live because you're gonna die
It's not a lie you're all gonna die.
verse 2
you're all gonna die bake um in a pie
You're all gonna die STOP! it's not a lie lie
You're all gonna die, does it make you cry
You're all gonna die it's a bye bye bye
Coda
By twenty one o eight,
it'll be too late,
all you snotarians,
will be just another date.
You won't be breathing air
you'll be pushing up the plants
you won't be eating sausages
or pooing in your pants
verse 3
You're all gonna die would I tell another lie
you're all gonna die all you gals and all you guys
STOP!!!!
So don't waste another moment... send JJ money lot's of it and hugs and kisses and go home and kiss the wife or your secretary anyone have sex lots of it and be kind to owls.
You're all gonna die poke him in the eye
You're all gonna fry die die die die die die
You're not gonna live because you're gonna die
It's not a lie you're all gonna die.
verse 2
you're all gonna die bake um in a pie
You're all gonna die STOP! it's not a lie lie
You're all gonna die, does it make you cry
You're all gonna die it's a bye bye bye
Coda
By twenty one o eight,
it'll be too late,
all you snotarians,
will be just another date.
You won't be breathing air
you'll be pushing up the plants
you won't be eating sausages
or pooing in your pants
verse 3
You're all gonna die would I tell another lie
you're all gonna die all you gals and all you guys
STOP!!!!
So don't waste another moment... send JJ money lot's of it and hugs and kisses and go home and kiss the wife or your secretary anyone have sex lots of it and be kind to owls.
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5157. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Paralysed dad walks daughter down aisle on wedding day
Wonderful just wonderful
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5158. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video In-Depth look at the Elusive F-117 Nighthawk Stealth Fighter
Sadly as I was bitten by a radio active bat when I was a child, I can only see in radar. So I wasn't able to watch this video
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5159. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 200-metre long Giant Sinkhole Swallows Dozens 20 Cars in Italy
At the end I thought she said luckily no one was insured lol
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5160. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Cardistry - Virtuoso : Liquid Paper feat. the SS16 Virtuoso Deck
Bruce lee narrating
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5161. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Man Goes The Distance For Tiny Hummingbird His Dog Helped Rescue
Every Fifteen minutes that is quite some commitment, wonderful little creature.
A little bit of useless trivia information brought to you in the medium of dance and paint.
If Hummer was to keep flying between feeds he would flap his wings 63000 times and his heart would beat 18900 times. The guy feeding him would beat his heart 1200 times and his dog maybe twice if he bit the postman and the milkman that day and they came during that fifteen minute interval (unlikely I know and I bet they don't even have milkmen where he lives). The dogs heart would be only slightly faster than his owner and if they had a cat (unlikely as the dog kills them) it's heart would beat 2400 during that same fifteen minutes twice as fast as the man and the dog. Just before being killed (and it going down to zero beats per fifteen minutes) it could rise to 33000 beats, which is a very lot. Now if there were a passing crocodile and it wasn't stressed (why would it be) it's heart would only beat around 45 times while the hummingbird was waiting patiently in mid air for fifteen minutes. Upon seeing the crocodile feck knows how fast the mans heartbeat would rise.
A little bit of useless trivia information brought to you in the medium of dance and paint.
If Hummer was to keep flying between feeds he would flap his wings 63000 times and his heart would beat 18900 times. The guy feeding him would beat his heart 1200 times and his dog maybe twice if he bit the postman and the milkman that day and they came during that fifteen minute interval (unlikely I know and I bet they don't even have milkmen where he lives). The dogs heart would be only slightly faster than his owner and if they had a cat (unlikely as the dog kills them) it's heart would beat 2400 during that same fifteen minutes twice as fast as the man and the dog. Just before being killed (and it going down to zero beats per fifteen minutes) it could rise to 33000 beats, which is a very lot. Now if there were a passing crocodile and it wasn't stressed (why would it be) it's heart would only beat around 45 times while the hummingbird was waiting patiently in mid air for fifteen minutes. Upon seeing the crocodile feck knows how fast the mans heartbeat would rise.
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5162. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Water Bottle Flip
Easy! Magnetic table and a dab of Ironbru in the water
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5163. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video A scientist, a sprint runner, and a sumo wrestler VS a giant adhesive bug trap
Uuuuggggggh that's gotta feel sticky
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5164. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Baby Rufous Hummingbird
#5#6 You stupid vimin just measure the Snotr logo at the bottom right of the screen, mine is 5cm across on my laptop and 9 inches across on my 60 inch television. So the Hummingbird is either 15 Centre meters long or nearly two feet across plus the beak plus the tongue when it is extended. There are no hummingbirds in Bosnia only sheep and virile goats. if it was indeed as you say hovering at flowers I think you will find that it was a military drone refuelling. Be very careful next time you blow up one of these because they carry a very tiny nuclear missile which will have you eye out if you blow up the wrong end
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5165. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 3 little bears and momma play on hammock
I bet the first two were complaining all the fecking time, it's too hot, it's too cold, it's too soft, it's too hard, blah blah blah blah blah like they always fecking do.
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5166. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Video camera attached to boomerang 'new footage'
#6 Why thank you lady
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5167. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Funny Kid Fails
Is it a guy thing or am I just a really bad person when I care less when a boy hurts himself than I do when a girl does
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5168. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Best kept secret ever?
Yawn.............................................
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5169. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Giant octopus kite flying at Marina Barrage
It's a big fecker isn't it! Doesn't get very high though and it doesn't make authentic Octopus sounds.
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5170. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Baby Rufous Hummingbird
He's a little cutie a bit like an owl which I love
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5171. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Bikes in Amsterdam's Canals
So are these from clumsy Dutch riders or Dutch dumpers. Someone is going to make a few quid at the scrapyard
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5172. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Video camera attached to boomerang 'new footage'
#4 A boomerang that doesn't come back is technically called a stick
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5173. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video This is Kiruna: How to Move a City
Too cold for me, and I wouldn't enjoy days when the sun doesn't rise for months at a time. I bet they sell a lot of SAD lights.
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5174. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 2015 World Synchro Champs SP Team Canada
You know what they say, you've seen one you've seem em all, nice legs though
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5175. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Stay Strong: Two-legged Lamb in Southwest China Astounds Residents
#5 My computer crashed I hadn't finished what I was saying and then I forgot to go back. I was going on to say (what #6 pretty much said) I think this is cruel as all it would take is a couple of wheels and a bit of ingenuity and this creature could have a much more comfortable life, I have several friends who are paraplegic so please don't think I was being in anyway derogatory towards disability quite the contrary. I just can't see how anyone could see that creature and not be thinking of a way of improving it's life.
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5176. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Chipmunk caught red handed....kinda
#4 No I forgot about the little bag they bring
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5177. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Anne Klinge
#9 You are kidding yourself cameraman that was a very powerful telescope
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5178. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video If Meat Eaters Acted Like Vegans - Ultra Spiritual Life episode 35
#3 Not this chicken Thunders
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5179. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Chipmunk caught red handed....kinda
We have the same problem with the American Grey Squirrel except they don't regurgitate they scarper
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5180. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Russian problem solving
#13 Do you mean what I thought, leave her alone and she will come down herself when she's ready.
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5181. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Harmony of the Seas
It looks like the worst kind of high rise flats that went up over Britain in the 60's and 70's fecking horrible. Pack em in take their money and let them think that they are having a good time. Yuck no thank you, I'd rather eat my own ear wax, and we know how nasty that tastes don't we kids.
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5182. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video If Meat Eaters Acted Like Vegans - Ultra Spiritual Life episode 35
Umm being a none meat eater I think I should be offended but something inside me (probably Quorn) lets it pass over me in a sort of passive English lord of the Manor way which allows me to continue to communicate on a daily basis with those individuals who eat meat and yet couldn't kill it first.
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5183. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Amazing 12 Year Old Freestyle Skateboarder!
If I never see another fecking skateboarding video I'll die a relatively happy Chicken! They really get on my giblets
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5184. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Fireball
#2 2006 and camera's weren't that popular in your country, where is your country Pluto?
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5185. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 100+ MPH Winds 2016/05/16
Good job it doesn't suck
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5186. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Stay Strong: Two-legged Lamb in Southwest China Astounds Residents
I love animals I really do but I think this is cruel.
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5187. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Anne Klinge
#5 #6 Er Define 'Roll'
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5188. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Russian problem solving
Just leave it until the Fall and it will glide down on a leaf
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5189. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Anne Klinge
Amanda Holden has the dirtiest laugh in British Television. BGT is getting a little irritating though, last night there was a choice between an incredible dancing duet and a guy who climbed a pole and dropped down inches above several rotating drill bits. Simon Cowell put him through because he risked his life on live TV.
This was in front of a live audience, and although there was likely a delay between the 'Live broadcast' Health and safety would not have allowed that act to proceed if there was any actual risk of danger to life or a blood bath. The winning act on this show is to perform in front of HRH The Queen I'm sure I heard her say "Oh fecking hell" when drill man went through last night. I live just across from the Queen and sometimes her voice carries in the nice weather when she has her windows open.
This was in front of a live audience, and although there was likely a delay between the 'Live broadcast' Health and safety would not have allowed that act to proceed if there was any actual risk of danger to life or a blood bath. The winning act on this show is to perform in front of HRH The Queen I'm sure I heard her say "Oh fecking hell" when drill man went through last night. I live just across from the Queen and sometimes her voice carries in the nice weather when she has her windows open.
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5190. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Test Your Awareness : Whodunnit?
#2 Yeah me too I'll just have one more look
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5191. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Guy Goma: 'Greatest' case of mistaken identity on live TV ever? BBC News
I remember watching that live, brilliant
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5192. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Test Your Awareness : Whodunnit?
The Bear dunnit with the mantle clock, Great legs on the maid
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5193. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Harvesting Honey from Giant Honeybees in Cambodia
Imagine the trial and error involved in coming up with that method and while you are imagining that look up the Cambodian words for:-
"Ah, feck, feck, Cun* oh you bastard, OOOu, my fecking eye, be-jasus, Ooh mother Mary, Col fecking Pott, Ahh you stabber you fecking little stabber, not the balls NOT THE BALLS AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! you fecking got me, OOOUU my Tongue my Tung OOOuu you swyppy Busterd Ma Tongs Gone hall fatt, Ouy Mother mary of Jasus of Nazareth, they're up my fecking Harse Stinging me botham ah let me dye let me dye, get Smoke, someone get fecking smoke, set a pig on fire anything just do it quick I'm dying here aahhh!
"Ah, feck, feck, Cun* oh you bastard, OOOu, my fecking eye, be-jasus, Ooh mother Mary, Col fecking Pott, Ahh you stabber you fecking little stabber, not the balls NOT THE BALLS AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! you fecking got me, OOOUU my Tongue my Tung OOOuu you swyppy Busterd Ma Tongs Gone hall fatt, Ouy Mother mary of Jasus of Nazareth, they're up my fecking Harse Stinging me botham ah let me dye let me dye, get Smoke, someone get fecking smoke, set a pig on fire anything just do it quick I'm dying here aahhh!
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5194. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Static Electricity On Polyethylene Roll
#5 There you are silly
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5195. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Magical magic
#4 Well that's not magic then is it, it's a little bit like cheating
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5196. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Workers Are Awesome
I'm not agreeing with anyone today so it wasn't
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5197. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Ultimate Satisfaction! (Interesting Compilation) Part 4
#2 I was just about to reach that special point of satisfaction when suddenly the action stopped and I was left dissatisfied and if I'm honest a little frustrated. The same thing happened about a week ago, I'm detecting a bit of a pattern here and wondering if I need to see a Dr, what do you think?
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5198. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Tiger and the Bird - Speed painting
My Epson printer does that occasionally by accident
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5199. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Quasi The Hunchback Hound
Well I have to say that although my specialist subject is dogs this is a first for me so thanks Thunders for posting the video.
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5200. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Magical magic
I disagree I think it's simply a video image of the glasses being removed. It's not his hand you are seeing at all through the glass, or at least not at that moment (it may be his hand that was recorded) He already had sun glasses in his hand when he contorted his body away from the audience. Ask him straight afterwards to pat the girl on the head and see what his reaction is.
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5201. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Dumb an Dumber rob a jewlery
Where is the Scotsman when you want to know who PJS threesome are?
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5202. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How To Get Rid Of Headache Or Migraine In 2 Minutes Or Less
#15 I thought not
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5203. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Dumb an Dumber rob a jewlery
Considering how little care they took about onlookers and the arrival of security guards, they very nearly got away. Where were the alarms? Why did they get their mate to record the whole thing for Snotr? will they learn from their efforts? so many question find out on the next episode of SOAP
ALSO>>>A little more care should be taken over the title guys..it's JEWELLERY and maybe it could do with the STORE on the end
ALSO>>>A little more care should be taken over the title guys..it's JEWELLERY and maybe it could do with the STORE on the end
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5204. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Magnets and Marbles
I'd like one of these on my wall then I would always know where the scissors are in my house.
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5205. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Killer whales captured hunting a shark in a feeding frenzy
I've seen feeding frenzies, walk past any McDonalds at lunch time on a Saturday morning. this wasn't a feeding Frenzy.
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5206. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Dog Is Reunited With His Owner After Being Stolen Two Years Before
#9 Well I actually do and three others as well
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5207. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Extreme up-close video of tornado near Wray, CO!
Unholy Shite, that is one angry mother fecker of a twister
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5208. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How To Get Rid Of Headache Or Migraine In 2 Minutes Or Less
#8 Everything works paradoxically on me I'm very lucky that way.
I have to say I am alarmed at how many Snotrians claimed to have a headache on the day of this video being shown. Looks to me like we got a whole herd of hypochondriacs on here, no wonder the NHS is in the state that it is. Of course alternatively Thunders who is Snotr's mother on Earth may be suffering from Munchhausen's syndrome by proxy.
I have to say I am alarmed at how many Snotrians claimed to have a headache on the day of this video being shown. Looks to me like we got a whole herd of hypochondriacs on here, no wonder the NHS is in the state that it is. Of course alternatively Thunders who is Snotr's mother on Earth may be suffering from Munchhausen's syndrome by proxy.
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5209. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Problem of Evil: Crash Course Philosophy
#4 I assume from your comments that you do understand religion? That being the case I have a couple of questions for you. If religion requires a creator why did he or she create Dinosaurs and let them roam the earth for Millions of years before he created Human beings and why do human being share over 99.9 of the genes of certain other primates? One could be forgiven for thinking that we might have actually evolved? Anyone??
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5210. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video World's Fastest Model Poser
Well all those years of education certainly paid off
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5211. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How To Get Rid Of Headache Or Migraine In 2 Minutes Or Less
I didn't have a headache before I watched the video now I do the barsteward! oh and his mate pick pocketed my antique pocket watch which my grandfather sold me one his deathbed the barsteward!! while I was looking up he's a barsteward too!!
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5212. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How to Make a Vacuum Cleaner using bottle
It would have quicker to make a brush and dustpan and just as effective
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5213. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video If "Jerry" was real and fat....
#7 I certainly hope so, the poor little guy
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5214. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video If "Jerry" was real and fat....
er Scuse me, scuse me guys!! What did they do with him?
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5215. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video BULLETPROOF GLASS - What will it STOP?
Well the answer to the question better be bullets or I want my money back
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5216. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Tim Gajser insane scrub
Lovely piece of video. Looking at the speed at which he was taking that first hill, I'm not convinced that that manoeuvre was actually necessary, had he simply continued in a straight line he would still have been well ahead and probably at a quicker time as he was side on to the air flow which is never as good as front on. Watch it again.
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5217. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Kung Fu in motion
It would have been nice to see the real time videos that these were taken from and being an ex martial artist myself I would have liked to see the same katas/forms performed by a lower grade in comparison say a first Dan, just to see what difference the masters are bringing to these moves.
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5218. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video THE FORCE AWAKENS MY 2 YEAR OLD!
#3 Men are far more mature than women! My ex wife was very immature. I'd be in the bathroom taking a bath and she would burst right in whenever she felt like and sink my boats
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5219. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Drone Fishing For Tuna
#7#8 I think my explanation was quite clear lol
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5220. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Gold Bar Rim Cliff Riding
#8 They would be using chest compressions if I were there
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5221. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Abandoned Winter Resort is the Perfect Snowboard Playground
I bet it took them a long time to leave that place. You can imagine they get half a mile away and someone says "What do you think guys just one more time?"
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5222. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Newborn twin helps her brother stop crying
I think that was very cute but involuntary on the new borns' part. I'd like to see the next thirty seconds when the Baby goes for the throat lol
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5223. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How to Light a Match with a Rubber
#9 Yeah who needs um
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5224. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Putting roses in potatoes
#11 Well I hope your production goes well Thunders
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5225. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How to Light a Match with a Rubber
Okay but what if you only have one match? and no condom?
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5226. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Ketchikan: Alaska Whale Feeding in Knudson Cove!
What a privilege to see that. It makes a sound like an hysterical woman on the way back down
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5227. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Experiment! How Does An Owl Fly So Silently? - Super Powered Owls - BBC
#4 #8 Owls don't flirt they are good owls. An owl fell out of a tree in a forest and landed right behind me and I heard it
#8 Owls don't flirt they are good owls. An owl fell out of a tree in a forest and landed right behind me and I heard it 53
5228. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Drone Fishing For Tuna
#1 I don't think it really needs an explanation. The line is obviously attached to the drone on a slip wire connection, as soon as there is a tuna on the line the weight releases it from the drone which can then continue to film and the guy turns his little handle a few times and eats tuna for the next three weeks.
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5229. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How to make a plastic foam cutter
#8 Ah I did forget that What about an athletes foot scratcher for the same man or a do it yourself cataract remover for his brother
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5230. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Putting roses in potatoes
Come on Snotr, this video in it's present form sticks out like a thumb up a potato's arse. Either give some reason for it being here, i.e. some information at the top of the page 'Putting Roses in Potato's' really doesn't cut it.
I appreciate this is a difficult time for you especially with the merger discussions on going but this isn't the way to go, it's naff and I don't care how many little negative's I get for saying it.
I'm afraid my hand has been forced here, I never thought this would happen but with the powers of SSASP of which like Tigger I am the only one, not only does Burimi (Who submitted this video!) go into the Great book of feckers first testicle but and I know this is going to be controversial but, SNOTR (pre merger) itself has to go in. I've prepared a nice warm page with certain privileges that Burimi certainly wont be getting the Twonk. Now whether this is going to cause a riff in the time space continuum only time and space will know. Snotr might disappear up it's own potato bottom and evolve into a red potato dwarf or a black crisp. watch this space!
I appreciate this is a difficult time for you especially with the merger discussions on going but this isn't the way to go, it's naff and I don't care how many little negative's I get for saying it.
I'm afraid my hand has been forced here, I never thought this would happen but with the powers of SSASP of which like Tigger I am the only one, not only does Burimi (Who submitted this video!) go into the Great book of feckers first testicle but and I know this is going to be controversial but, SNOTR (pre merger) itself has to go in. I've prepared a nice warm page with certain privileges that Burimi certainly wont be getting the Twonk. Now whether this is going to cause a riff in the time space continuum only time and space will know. Snotr might disappear up it's own potato bottom and evolve into a red potato dwarf or a black crisp. watch this space!
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5231. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Putting roses in potatoes
WTF Next week we are going to show you Putting our fingers in Jam followed by putting nails in a jar Come on Snotr this is like Gardeners Question time without the questions.
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5232. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Salto Angel waterfall - Venezuela
#6 It's salmon my friend, one salmon two salmon a thousand salmon it's still salmon
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5233. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How to make a plastic foam cutter
I was waiting to see how he was going to use it to cut the trigger section out, it goes without saying I was very disappointed Now lets think of some other applications for this device. Here are mine:-
1) A very slow hedge cutter.
2) A spaghetti cooker.
3) A really painful trip wire (need modification)
4) A burn your own clothes line (need modification)
5) A Cheese cutter.
6) If you made four of these they would make a very effective "Don't touch my mobile phone/Stapler/pen/desk calculator" office security device.
7) In the event that 'number 6 above' didn't work, a great interrogation tool.
8) A precision fly killer
9) A Hot cross bun marker
10) A Wart, verruca or mouth ulcer remover
Now lets think of some other applications for this device. Here are mine:- 1) A very slow hedge cutter.
2) A spaghetti cooker.
3) A really painful trip wire (need modification)
4) A burn your own clothes line (need modification)
5) A Cheese cutter.
6) If you made four of these they would make a very effective "Don't touch my mobile phone/Stapler/pen/desk calculator" office security device.
7) In the event that 'number 6 above' didn't work, a great interrogation tool.
8) A precision fly killer
9) A Hot cross bun marker
10) A Wart, verruca or mouth ulcer remover
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5234. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Salto Angel waterfall - Venezuela
Hand's up who saw the gorilla hanging from the cliff edge?
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5235. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video These are some hungry hippos
#6 So that's what they were shouting from the cockpits at Pearl Harbour
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5236. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Experiment! How Does An Owl Fly So Silently? - Super Powered Owls - BBC
I may not have mentioned this before but I really love owls
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5237. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Odd shape. Fuel free. This oven is amazing.
#1 Sprinkle the uncooked food with some hickory powder before you start and I'm sure the results would be just groovy. I think this is a great idea and I'm sure with a few variation on shape it could be perfect when the sun shines.
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5238. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video THE WORLD'S LARGEST ARTISTIC (RAIN)WATER MOSAIC BY ARTIST BELO
Fantastic and absolutely loved the music.
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5239. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Nightingale & Canary - Bird sounds visualized by Andy Thomas
Mesmerizing, imagine that in a 3D holographic form the size of a Zebra in a museum, I'd walk around that all day.
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5240. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Fish drinking beer in Brazil
So did the fish jump on the boat for a beer or was it placed there against it's William?
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5241. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Monkey Business Illusion
To be fair I didn't need to notice the person leaving the game and the curtain colour change could simply have been part of the lighting as I'm colour blind. I also didn't notice how often the white shirt players blinked or which hand they caught the ball with or what colour hair any of the team members had, or if they had lace up shoes or were wearing trainers. I saw the Minkey though.
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5242. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Woven bark fiber
#7 I think he's technically more advanced than that more likely a three piece suit.
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5243. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Woven bark fiber
Who is this guy, a young Tarzan? One spark from that fire and the mat would be blazing.
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5244. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Prey robbery from cheetah
Two weeks later the cheetahs were lying in front of the fire in a their respective baskets eating meat from a tin and drinking milk from the fridge
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5245. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Is DNA the Future of Data Storage?
Okay so I would look for my abacus on a Monday................
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5246. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video What's it like being shot wearing KEVLAR body armor
Even with a dummy I find this whole video very depressing
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5247. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video BATBAND
These better be very very cheap otherwise they are going to be a muggers/pickheads paradise.
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5248. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Thermosolar Hive: healthy bees & healthy honey
Two problems:- In the UK what happens when the sun doesn't shine ie most of the time and secondly where do all the mites go oh I know hopefully to the wasps
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5249. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Water Fountain Show at Lotte Department Store in Busan, South Korea
I've got a better one than that in my garden pond. Today I took a lie detector test...no I didn't
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5250. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Rubik's Cube Wizard
#3 That's a boring, drawn out and over complicated theory. A much simpler one is auto reset, doesn't take months of wasted life practising what's lets face it is a pretty useless skill, time that could be spent doing something useful like working on a cure for cancer visiting an old person having sexual relations with a willing camel etc.
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5251. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The BEST humane mouse trap!
#5 just the two of you there in all that heat and sweat an all, getin up to all those summer games made up my Unky, with the clothes a coming off and that jam & cream & pigs trotters in mayonnaise an stuff...ooouuu I'm a wondering if that trap on the video could be scaled up to catch a man, question is what would you use for bait, come on snotrarians help me out here...cos I fell in my own man trap lol
I'm a wondering if that trap on the video could be scaled up to catch a man, question is what would you use for bait, come on snotrarians help me out here...cos I fell in my own man trap lol 53
5252. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The BEST humane mouse trap!
#5 You're a sick woman Gringo, me's a thinking you maybe went too many times to that summer cabin with that horny huncle of yours
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5253. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Spider tailed horned viper
The Sneaky bastard! That's just wrong wrong wrong. (as is the paedophilian voice of the commentator by the way) I'd like to see a fecking pelican turn up, grab the snake by it's spider ass, take it up a couple of hundred feet and then drop it. Bad, bad snaky git!!!! I mean what if that had been an owl
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5254. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video NASA’s View of April 17 Solar Flare
#6 I thank you
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5255. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video NASA’s View of April 17 Solar Flare
These days to be a sun worshiper simply means to enjoy being out in the daytime usually on a beach soaking up the rays and unfortunately exposing oneself to skin cancer in the process. It's amazing that in the very early stages of mankind people worshiped the sun through ignorance or superstition as it was the bringer of life. They realised that without it's heat they would die. It's a real shame that future generations added all the nonsense that has caused all the problems on this planet ever since.
When you look at the sun in all it's beauty and incredible power and all the joy it brings to our life, it's clear that our ancient ancestors were more intelligent in some ways than a lot of us are today.
When you look at the sun in all it's beauty and incredible power and all the joy it brings to our life, it's clear that our ancient ancestors were more intelligent in some ways than a lot of us are today.
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5256. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Rubik's Cube Wizard
My guess is that he has an auto reset Rubik's cube. Probably electronic or magnetic. Could he do that with a Rubik cube owned by a member of the audience? He had plenty of time to see the sides of the cube left on the desk and obviously he has skill with the cube also, so he also had time to copy the one in his hand to the one on the desk. That's what I think
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5257. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Tuna doesn't like the taste of seagull
#5 It's classic Monty Python.
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5258. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Attempt to crush book with hydraulic press goes awry
#5 The pen is mightier than the sword, so if we ever have a duel you have the pen okay?
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5259. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 600 foot Insane Rope Swing over SHIPWRECK!!!
I really wish I had the desire to do stuff like that, I envy those who can. Sadly I feel I would be dead of heart failure about five seconds after being pushed off (I couldn't jump)the ramp. It's strange because my son is fearless when it comes to stuff like this. I just want to throw up lol.
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5260. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Tuna doesn't like the taste of seagull
Albatross!
Two choc ices please
I haven't got any choc ices...Albatross!
No choc ices! well what have you got?
I've just got this Albatross...Albatross!
Well what flavour is it?
It isn't any fecking flavour it's an Albatross.... Albatross!
Well it must be some flavour.
Alright smart arse it's fecking Albatross flavour, fecking seabird flavour.
Albatross...
Do you get wafers with it?
No you don't get fecking Wafers with it...Albatross
Two choc ices please
I haven't got any choc ices...Albatross!
No choc ices! well what have you got?
I've just got this Albatross...Albatross!
Well what flavour is it?
It isn't any fecking flavour it's an Albatross.... Albatross!
Well it must be some flavour.
Alright smart arse it's fecking Albatross flavour, fecking seabird flavour.
Albatross...
Do you get wafers with it?
No you don't get fecking Wafers with it...Albatross
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5261. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Vittel Refresh Cap
What is this in Snotr! I always wondered what drew us all to this site and now I know, we've all had or in Burimi's case have kidney stone(s).#2 I now fully understand why you are pulling that face, it's an episode of renal colic isn't it?. Fecking agony, worse than child birth apparently, although I've never experience the latter except from the Hand squeeze that often accompanies it.
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5262. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Whoosh bottle
#2 Alcohol and air at a guess
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5263. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video This sports commentator did a 40 yard dash and it was compared to american football players
To be fair he was crap
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5264. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How 3D Printing Works
#4 I never know how old I am from one second to the next. Age is a stupid concept actually because what you are actually saying is how many times has the Earth circumnavigated the Sun since you were first born. Also people die at different ages so it's not even a lot of use. You might just as well say toodle plimy lobramsko twob.
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5265. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Releasing orphaned ducklings
That last one better get his or her act together or he's gonna be Pike lunch.
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5266. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Motorcyclist Running From The Cop's Creates His Own Karma
Did he shout taxi?
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5267. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video PodRide pitch v1,1
He has watched Postman Pat hasn't he? Seriously I think it's wonderful, if it had a more hi tech design on the outside I'd buy one for sure.
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5268. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Best Gymnastics coach save
I'm guessing he'd done that about 70 times previously and she STILL CAN'T DO IT!!!! lol also Like #5 said, "Like #3 said, "Like #1'said but not "Like #2 said', or "like #4 said' catch of the day"
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5269. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Time lapse Dandelion flower to seed head
#2 There was on the viewing Serious aphid infestation going on there, he needed to get some slow motion ladybugs to sort them out.
Serious aphid infestation going on there, he needed to get some slow motion ladybugs to sort them out. 53
5270. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 5 of the World's Most Dangerous Chemicals
And what the fecks wrong with drinking gasoline?.............. hick
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5271. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Millennials Show Us What ‘Old’ Looks Like
A man is only as old as the woman he feels...legally
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5272. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video A nice send off
#18 and likewise
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5273. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Will it work?
#6 It's not so much where you would buy it but more what would you add?
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5274. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Dam Slide
I'd really enjoy that apart from the last bit
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5275. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Dancing gorilla at the Twycross Zoo like a ballerina!!!
The sugarplum gorilla or Darci Bussell before she shaves in the morning
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5276. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Will it work?
#4 Yes you can but you need to buy powdered water
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5277. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Nord-Lock Wedge-Locking Washer
#2 Quite a few of them visit Snotr on a daily basis
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5278. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video A nice send off
#16 Ah Thunders I didn't mean 1pm any time soon lol. In fact I plan to live forever...so far so good lol. missed you by the way
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5279. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Bulldozer Battle on the Streets of China
#1 My best guess is sometime before the filming started
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5280. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video A nice send off
I'm trying to organise this for my funeral (well you've got to plan ahead) I want the actual funeral at 1pm which should give my friends with the grand piano's ample time to unload and set up
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5281. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Guy Shreds On An Insane Instrument
#6 I guess the point is that this instrument predates the violin by about two hundred years.
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5282. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Carjacking Ends Bad for the Carjackers
What was he shooting corks!! or was it a spud gun?
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5283. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Meet Ronaldog!
It makes you wonder which skill in nature does the ability for a dog to dribble or balance a ball on it's head come from. Which now extinct round animal used to be a pal of the dog.
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5284. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Flyboard® Air Test 1
#3 Well that must happen a lot anyway you Drunk Monk, I think it's fake. #2 Hey Burimi-inton have you watched that documentary yet? the one with you in it init?
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5285. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Owl versus wolf
I can take off vertically standing, just can't stay up very long but I'm practising. Did I mention that I love Owls.
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5286. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Taser Impacts on Bare Skin at 28,000fps - The Slow Mo Guys
On the basis that there have been more than a few tazer related deaths it's a no from me. I'm doing it the slow way with alcohol and pollution thanks anyway.
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5287. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Flyboard® Air Test 1
That's fake right...
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5288. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video You'll never forget this moment
#9 Are you sure you didn't watch it Burimi-ngton, I think you did, in fact I'm sure you did.
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5289. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Feline Fine
They give those away when you take out a policy with CATS-NAP insurance. So realistic and much better than that stupid Brian toy or that Nodding Bulldog. Also doubles up as something to bang your face on if you forget to belt up
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5290. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video You'll never forget this moment
#7 So are you trying to start a game of 'What I watched two days ago?' Okay er let me see? Definitely the news I always watch the news and er Oh I remember now I watched this documentary about this guy who was caught shoplifting toy dolls from Walmart, he was 53 and liked to drink out of a trophy glass, his mug-shot was really strange he had a black eye, his left I think and really large dark sticky up eye brows, black hair a bit messy and he had a kind of gormless look on his face, kind of a sarcastic half smile and he looked like he needed more sleep. Someone had shot an arrow through his neck just below his ears and it was still there....did you watch it Burimi-ngton?
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5291. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Manhattan shoebox apartment: a 78-square-foot mini studio
It's location, location, location again. He's likely on a small budget but feels he's part of the main run because when he steps out of his front door he's right in the middle of where most people are commuting to. The fact that he's paying someone else for the privilege is the main problem here and the fact that in ten years time he will have paid out $100.000 to the owner of that shed and be no better off than he is today. I don't understand why people don't look for any option to buy somewhere rather than rent.
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5292. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Helping hands
Now if everyone behaved in that way towards our fellow creatures the world wouldn't be in the shite state that it is, lovely to see
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5293. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Can you make Thermite with an Etch a Sketch?
Never pour water on a burning etchasketch it just makes em mad. You don't know what they're gonna draw, apart from their last breath
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5294. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video You'll never forget this moment
#5 Or a wasp! I don't think I'll ever forget that, what a gorgeous woman and if I'm guessing her Mom, bet she was a looker in her time. Did anyone notice those bears wow!
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5295. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Manhattan shoebox apartment: a 78-square-foot mini studio
If that was my place I think I'd knock through. It needs a name, perhaps Claustrophobiaville would be good. Also his laptop is way too high he's going to spend his old age in traction.
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5296. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Excavator Mounts Heroic Rescue of Young Deer Trapped in Mud
Why would she look confused? She's only been plucked out of the mud by a big metal shovel, lifted into the air and placed down in a car park, normal day I'd say.
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5297. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Man gets drop kicked by monkey!
Minkey obviously watched Planet of the apes and is still pissed off
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5298. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Drive Phone Free
#4 I'd be very surprised
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5299. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How To Count Past Infinity
Got to around 5 minutes and my brain started to dribble out of my ears and nose so I switched off and listened to some Wagner but then I had an overwhelming desire to invade Poland. I'm back to ACDC now.
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5300. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video SpaceX Nails Rocket Landing on Drone Ship
Then a big wave comes and tips the fecker into the sea
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5301. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Drive Phone Free
Okay own up, how many of you were expecting a willy to turn up at some point
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5302. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Dashcam Accidents - Weekly compilation - Episode #114 HD
I have a theory as to how they sell dash cams in Russia (or wherever this is).
"The Zobanitski Dash Cam, watches the road SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO!"
I also have a theory on optional extra's on new cars there.
"The new Lada seven 30% off at Oberlinski's showroom Optional extra's Cd player, Brakes, no driving licence required".
"The Zobanitski Dash Cam, watches the road SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO!"
I also have a theory on optional extra's on new cars there.
"The new Lada seven 30% off at Oberlinski's showroom Optional extra's Cd player, Brakes, no driving licence required".
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5303. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Brazilian air force jets escorting cargo plane, low fly
Looks like a flying duck and her ducklings
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5304. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Assault Breacher Vehicle | Deadliest Tech
Now that's what I'm talking about
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5305. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Guy Shreds in Classical Guitar
Django unchained. Now that's my kind of music. What a perfect way of spending a beautiful sunny afternoon, playing guitar like that.
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5306. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Children on Easter egg hunt form human arrow to direct British police to suspects.
The part it missed out was that another group of children formed a human bow and fired the human arrow at one of the suspects narrowly missing him. They ended up stuck in a tree trunk just like Robin Hood, it took a fire engine and a rope to pull em out. Unfortunately the ginger kid at the front lost his head in the process, very messy
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5307. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Miami Road Rage Car vs Motorcycle
Crazy bro Crazy
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5308. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Karakoram Highway - from China to Pakistan
Bit boring if I'm honest
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5309. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Fastest sand car to ever see Glamis Sand Dunes in California !
If I spent $170.000 on a car I wouldn't want to get sand in it
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5310. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video What is You?
#5 So you don't think that was an ugly Atheist you strange ugly atheist liking person. As for the other stuff I said, I stand by it, because whatever crazy 'extends' strange choice of word by the way! technology goes to in 100-200 years time (and that assumes it gets past the 139 year cut off which you have conveniently ignored) it will still only get to it's 'extend' from the position it is the day before. People of my generation and I'm guessing you are a youngish variety of whippersnapper compared to the Judge putting you in your place here. I have experienced life before calculators, before moon landings and telephones that were on party lines. I lived in a time when pork dripping was considered a delicacy, telephone boxes had dials and usually worked. Policeman had their own telephone boxes on the street like Dr Who. Never again will life go so far in such a short time.
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5311. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Can a slingshot hit harder than handguns? The Shootout.
"I know what you're thinking punk, did I tie my elastic band to my piece of wood, well to be honest in all the commotion I can't remember either, the question is do you feel lucky Punk? well do yer?" *sheerrrtunk>>>
*in case you were wondering 'sheerrrtunk' is the sound of the slingshot
*in case you were wondering 'sheerrrtunk' is the sound of the slingshot
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5312. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video What is You?
My goodness wasn't that an ugly atheist at the beginning ugh awful. I pretty much agree with everything that was just said. We are indeed very lucky to be alive at this time in human development and those of us especially who are of a certain age have seen the biggest transformation in technology from dumb to incredible, which will never again happen to that degree. It is sad to think that assuming I am wrong about the 139 year thing of the other video we won't see the exciting stage when or if Mankind makes contact with another intelligence so there are reasons to be sad and it isn't generally a choice anyway. But we have many more reasons to rejoice and that is why we must never ever EVER! allow uneducated religious extremists dictate to us that they know how we should live and remain in the dark ages with them.
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5313. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Limits to Growth: Bacteria in a Bottle
#3 If this planet goes another 139 years at the present rate of stupidity with tensions in the middle east, religious wars and some twat getting their dirty finger on the button of a nuclear missile. I for one, who won't be here to see it, will however be very surprised. In fact I'm thinking of leaving a sealed envelope with a banking group to be opened in 139 years time on a Friday. inside will be a picture of me looking very surprised, which I'm not expecting anyone to see.
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5314. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Dashcam Shows Dramatic Moment Car Loses Control and Flips Over
#5 That's all very well but how was the Spaniel?
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5315. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Dashcam Shows Dramatic Moment Car Loses Control and Flips Over
Why wasn't the spaniel wearing a seatbelt? Or was it one of those new Dog air bags I heard about
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5316. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Snotr is Back Online!
#12 Yes Geekster I second that, tell us little! in fact tell us nothing at all and instead post some new video's before I get another hobby
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5317. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 'I made world's first mobile phone call'
Oh my goodness where has Snotr been for the last few days my hair is five inches longer for me pulling on it. I've searched all over for it, I eventually found a strange illegal version of it on the dark web but I wouldn't recommend it especially if you are offended by Koala's as I am
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5318. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 'I made world's first mobile phone call'
Using the sound quality from the speaker in the first cell phone in 1973 Fascinating guy
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5319. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Tateyama Kurobe Alpine Route
#4 Maintenance!!
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5320. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Tateyama Kurobe Alpine Route
#2 They don't, they drive on the correct side of the road.
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5321. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 7 MYTHS You Still Believe About ALCOHOL!
I much prefer a nice Red wine rather than beer except when it's really hot then maybe a glass of real ale not lager though. if it goes in it's gotta be good. I also like Owls, but not to eat or drink, I just like em
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5322. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Impossible mission
This was a video of little Tom Cruise going to one of his Scientology meetings, the chimp.
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5323. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Bonobo Chimpanzees: More human-like than you think
My theory of evolution apart from Darwin being adopted, is that Good humans are related to the Bonobo and all the bad murdering mother feckers are Chimps, that includes terrorists by the way.
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5324. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Spintop Snipers
Well I've never seen anything like that before, it's not Owls but it's good
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5325. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 10 Funniest Car Commercial Compilation
In the UK that last fiat advert ended differently (and they cut some of the middle out) the guy ended up at the chemist which was shut and he shouts No!again.
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5326. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Power Lines short circuit electric bang belarus
Darwin award only just missed unfortunately still there is always a second time
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5327. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Owls are awesome
#1 I do, I really really do like them, very much and bats. and squirrels but mainly owls, which I like a very lot indeed. More than most people if I'm honest. I don't mean that I like owls more than most other people do, I mean that I like owls more than I like most people. Unless the people have really big eyes like owls and blink all cute like and are female. I don't care how big guys eyes are and whether they blink in a cute way, I still don't really like them only girls, owls and bats. Actually not so much bats now, I'm going off bats a bit so just owls and girls that's women not young girls I'm not a torpedo.
and squirrels but mainly owls, which I like a very lot indeed. More than most people if I'm honest. I don't mean that I like owls more than most other people do, I mean that I like owls more than I like most people. Unless the people have really big eyes like owls and blink all cute like and are female. I don't care how big guys eyes are and whether they blink in a cute way, I still don't really like them only girls, owls and bats. Actually not so much bats now, I'm going off bats a bit so just owls and girls that's women not young girls I'm not a torpedo. 53
5328. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Woman at the gas station
Run away run away!
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5329. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Owls are awesome
#2 Oh no I didn't make it too obvious again did I
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5330. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Russian Dashcam Compilation - March 2016
Watching these videos I conclude that if you really must drive in what ever country this is. The safest option is to get behind the biggest, longest, heaviest lorry you can find and stay there.
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5331. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Owls are awesome
Aaah don't you just love them. I really, really, love them. I love owls, I really really do, they are so lovable aaah. I just love owls and I can't help it, I just do, I love them, they are so lovely and lovable with those big lovely eyes and all that lovely blinking. I don't care who knows it I just love them, I can't not love them, I've tried but I can't, I just really really love owls and bats.
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5332. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Amazing Japanese students make jump rope in groups
They were good because they knew the consequences of being bad
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5333. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Cash counting machine has sticky fingers
#1 What if it rigged itself and is saving up for a nuclear weapon
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5334. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video This Surreal Ice Hockey Pre Game Show Will Melt Your Brain
I thought I had this technology installed in the bathroom of my house until I fell down that old mine shaft
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5335. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Scared Straight Kid Is a Smart Ass Thug
He may be a young punk good for nothing shite head yute but he has a point.
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5336. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video This Is What Happens When Two Power Lines Touch
Surly there should be some isolators at the cross over points?
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5337. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Ostrich & Emu Meet Weasel Ball
Curiosity killed the cat but for a while I was a suspect (SW)
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5338. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Man stuck in compost bin
I bet his name is Bill.....or Ben.
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5339. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video White student at San Francisco State University hassled because of his dreads
Oh I can't be arsed and it looks staged to me
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5340. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Lab has a Funny Snore
Yeah very funny but the reason it is doing that is that it is probably twice it's correct weight meaning it won't be doing that sound as long as it shouldn't if you get my drift.
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5341. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The World's Longest Sea Bridge (26.3 miles)
Makes me feel sick just thinking about it, fecking hell
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5342. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Singing Road Route 66 Tijeras NM
That's a really good way to get people to drive at the right speed I guess. It would be really cool if they could make it play the funeral march if you went too fast.
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5343. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video A Trip to the Body Farm
#7 He's a lovely gentle guy without a bad bone in his body and one of the most interesting men I'll probably never meet.
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5344. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Bow and Arrow
Who is this guy?
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5345. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Car driver ‘DELIBERATELY running down a cyclist’
WTF....................The sooner we find another fecking planet and all the Toerags are sent there the fecking better.
I was watching a documentary last night about how gang culture (influenced by aggressive gangster rap music) causes young girls as young as 10 maybe younger to be passed around like meat to groups of worthless yob male's. The world has gone mad and I'm in a really bad mood now today
I was watching a documentary last night about how gang culture (influenced by aggressive gangster rap music) causes young girls as young as 10 maybe younger to be passed around like meat to groups of worthless yob male's. The world has gone mad and I'm in a really bad mood now today
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5346. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How To Make Fire With A Lemon
This is absolutely brilliant I'm going to make some room in my survival kit right now for a lemon, clips, nails, wire & wire wool. Now what can I take out of my kit to make room?? I know! My lighter and my box of matches.
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5347. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video A Trip to the Body Farm
#1#3 Did you say rant over? Well here is where mine starts:- Firstly thank you to Thunders for at least making a stab at correcting your comment, now let me clarify for you as You clearly do not know very much about Mr Steven Fry.
Steven is an incredibly intelligent guy which has a lot to do with his ability to retain information (the way his brain is wired up if you like) this is his good fortune. He is a gentle person, funny, troubled at times, hopefully all in the past, unbelievably successful in everything he turns his hand and tongue to (no pun meant Steven in the unlikely event that you read this). He is adored by the British public and me.
You however BrandyXmas appear to be the only Knob on Snotr at the moment and probably a small one at that. You now also have your own page in the Snotr great book of Tossers first testicle and a double double monkey from JJ SSASP
Steven is an incredibly intelligent guy which has a lot to do with his ability to retain information (the way his brain is wired up if you like) this is his good fortune. He is a gentle person, funny, troubled at times, hopefully all in the past, unbelievably successful in everything he turns his hand and tongue to (no pun meant Steven in the unlikely event that you read this). He is adored by the British public and me.
You however BrandyXmas appear to be the only Knob on Snotr at the moment and probably a small one at that. You now also have your own page in the Snotr great book of Tossers first testicle and a double double monkey from JJ SSASP
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5348. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Guy speaks 19 languages
I'm a bilingual dyslexic, I can't read or write in two languages but I can speak 32 actual languages, unfortunately I made the 32 languages up myself and there's nobody else to talk to. I like most English people believe that there is only one Language and that's English, everyone one else just makes silly noises to each other.
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5349. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video This is What Happens When Two Bamboo Trains Meet on the Bamboo Railway
I wish someone would tune that radio to another station
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5350. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 'Venom Man'
Well it's not for everyone and as long as he isn't insane good luck to him
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5351. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Potato or Tomato?
#11 Which part of Cornwall did you live in?
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5352. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Black and white twins born for the second time in the same family!!!
#4 Not necessary but thanks for your contribution
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5353. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Potato or Tomato?
A similar thing would happen in Scotland in the UK where a delicacy is deep battered Mars bar (A bit like a snickers but without the nuts (too healthy). In England we complain if we get bones in our fish the Scot's complain if they get any fish in their batter
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5354. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Rodeo misshaps
Just ridiculous
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5355. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The division of labour
It's very obvious if you think about it. The guy on the right is not yet trained to pick up gravel from the ground and the guy on the left is not yet trained to remove gravel from a wheel barrow. Don't know why none of you feckers, couldn't work that out for yourselves.
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5356. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Never accelerate more than you can handle
#9 No he didn't
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5357. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Meanwhile in Russia
#3 Are from Tossington by any chance. This is not a stressful video, this is a happy video of a dog being rescued. Check your computer maybe you are watching the video back to front, it's a double monkey from me I'm afraid and I'm seriously not thinking of eating your wife but am considering putting you in the great book of Tossers
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5358. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Work Fail Compilation
There had to be fatalities at the stadium collapse also the guy pushing the wall over. I'm hoping that the crane falling into the opposite building was falling into an empty one or several more there. I can only assume the guy pushing the heavy item at the edge of the tail lift thought he was already on the floor otherwise that was a suicide attempt. 3:25 was originally a fail if they had shown the next 15 seconds as the wave created my the ditched ship soaked several onlookers
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5359. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How to send an 'E mail' - Database - 1984 ( Snotr Category Week )
I remember that down load tone it produced a clowns face with a speech bubble with the word "I'm gonna kill you fecker" database was taken off the air soon after this broadcast and the female presented was sentenced to work on John Cravens Newsround and had to do the voice of Dylan on the magic roundabout for five episodes.
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5360. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Not all heroes wear a cape
This is what being civilized is all about, amazing good people who put them selves in potential peril to save other people and animals. When in other parts of the world, in fact the same parts of the world, there are cowardly animals blowing up women and children in the name of a warped and twisted idealism. What a strange planet we live on.
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5361. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Extreme Drone Crashes
I've been clicking for part two for an hour and a half now, but it all seems very familiar
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5362. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video A Day in Auschwitz
#4 This wasn't war, this was mass extermination of innocent human beings by monsters, who if there was a hell which unfortunately there isn't, would be writhing around in agony for eternity. Unfortunately if proof were needed this isn't a God either, if there was, here is proof of what use he or she is to mankind. If there is a God and therefore a Devil also, I would say the Devil won hands down here.
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5363. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video A Day in Auschwitz
47 vital minutes that should be watched by everyone.
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5364. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Science of Cheating ( Snotr Category Week )
#2 I haven't checked mine recently
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5365. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Mark Twain at Stormfield, (1909 Edison film) (Snotr category week)
Two things I noticed. Thing one, he must have had a very thin house because the speed he walked around it to appear the second time was incredible. Thing two, he must have had a real liking for imaginary tea as he finished the one he was drinking three times.
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5366. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Snotr Category Week - Winning Categories
I am very surprised at the low numbers of voters here? Just 28 to win top slot. Is this a true reflexion of how many people actually tune in to Radio snotr or a reflexion of how few people bothered to vote. If it's the first I had no idea I was part of such an exclusive club. If it's the latter then their are potentially a lot of fecking lazy Snotrians on line I love it
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5367. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Student's paper plane returns to window after 24 seconds of flight
Now do it again
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5368. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Alaska Airlines Solar Eclipse
Just imagine your luck, a once in a lifetime opportunity to see a spectacle of nature and you get on the same plane as this annoying git. The one and only reason why guns should be allowed on planes. The only thing worse is being at every dinner party he goes to for the rest of his life
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5369. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Shake your legs
I think he is mimicking a bird of paradise
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5370. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Screaming Frog Doesn't Like to be Touched Like That
Looks like a toad to me
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5371. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video And yet these people are allowed to vote...
Who's cares, they are cute especially the one with the missing tooth
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5372. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Egg Cooking Basics - "Egg Anatomy"
In England we don't say Albumin we say Albumin which is the correct way of saying it
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5373. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Amazing dexterity with feet
I bet she wishes just once when she asks if they want it wrapping someone says "No it will be fine as it is"
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5374. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Drunk guy using an ATM
I'm using this as a ring tone
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5375. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Drunk guy using an ATM
Well if he didn't manage to withdraw any more cash that's as drunk as he's going to get that night
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5376. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Snotr Category Week
I'd like to go for :-
1) Why religion is a waste of time
2) Bull Milking and why it's not a good idea, and
C) Using letters when you started using numbers. But as you don't YET have these for categories and because you can't have a proper list without JJ I guess I'll go for :-
1) Awesome
2) Compilations
3) Accidents
1) Why religion is a waste of time
2) Bull Milking and why it's not a good idea, and
C) Using letters when you started using numbers. But as you don't YET have these for categories and because you can't have a proper list without JJ I guess I'll go for :-
1) Awesome
2) Compilations
3) Accidents
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5377. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Metal Hanger Crossbow
Bulgaria where a bottle of Vinegar can become a bottle wine
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5378. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How It Works - Part 1 (Wintergatan Marble Machine)
So impressed was I with this machine that I've made a start on my own. Yep I've already emailed the guy and he promises to deliver a finished unit in 2019
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5379. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Mechanical harvesters to pick olives
Fifty years from now this is what the robots will use to shake the living daylights out of mankind.
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5380. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 1896 Armstrong Hybrid Gasoline Electric Car
I was just as impressed with the quality of the film, most I've seen have been black and white and a bit grainy. Really glad no one wears those old fashioned hats anymore.
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5381. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Liquid Molten Salt and Water DO NOT Mix
I wonder what would have happened if the container had been made of steel and the lid was closed real fast, would it have gone back in time?
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5382. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Meanwhile in America
I think Basil Fawlty had just given her car a 'Damm good thrashing'
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5383. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Chilean Military Obstacle Course Relay Race
It's all those Red Hot Chilean Peppers they eat and having to run for the loo
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5384. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Le Petit Chef
#4 Naw They would have to fecking catch me first and besides I'm a Quorn Chicken
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5385. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Electrician stuck his head in the ceiling
#3 Doing his job he must already be a ceiling fan I'd love someone to shout AAAAHHH BEE's there's fecking BEE's AND A RAT AAHHHHH!!!
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5386. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video First Contact
One fecking day, one fecking day
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5387. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Gennady Tkachenko-Papizh - Unique Sound Imitator
I though he really good and likely that was just a showpiece of his entire rep. My only piece of advice would be to change his name from Gennady Tkachenko Papizh which is a little hard on the tongue to something easier like 'The Sound Guy'
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5388. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Le Petit Chef
Am I the only one who hoped he would fall onto the grill
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5389. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Fedex truck amazing reverse parking
I've seen that building in Manhattan it's not even that deep it must be a concertina truck
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5390. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Dog Whisperer: Showdown with Holly
Does anyone know what the outcome was for this dog? Personally speaking I wouldn't trust it again after that incident and I certainly would not trust it around children ever. I have personal contact with countless numbers of Labradors and this is not in anyway their nature. Surprisingly I am aware of a few retrievers that have turned nasty but not Labs. It's either isolation with muzzle or euthanasia in my opinion.
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5391. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video ATM scammers have reached whole new level
I'm sure with a little bit of thought the ATM machines could be made in such a way that this sort of thing would be impossible. I thought about this a few weeks ago. All it needs is a series of small holes in the front of every ATM with a random set of pins (not sharp ones)on the other side (think those arty pin things that make a imprint of your hand or face or anything).
The pins on the ATM would be on a rotating plate so that their position would be constantly changing. Then each time a new customer came to use the ATM the disc would change position and a random number of pins would protrude from the unit and would have to be pushed back in by the customer before the transaction would start. If the pins could not protrude due to a false facia the ATM would not work.
The pins on the ATM would be on a rotating plate so that their position would be constantly changing. Then each time a new customer came to use the ATM the disc would change position and a random number of pins would protrude from the unit and would have to be pushed back in by the customer before the transaction would start. If the pins could not protrude due to a false facia the ATM would not work.
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5392. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video A tourist joins street musicians
Yes Autumn leaves gypsy jazz style, wonderful my favourite music
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5393. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video suspect beat HIMSELF up in police car - then claim officers did it
#7 The full saying is "Don't beat yourself up over it, while in a police car as they might have a camera recording you Yorick" It was from Hamlet.
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5394. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Rough sea
Looks like to me that these here tourists don't know there sea from there elbows. I bet all the locals were up in their bedrooms pissing themselves watching all these clowns getting all wet and washed away like
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5395. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video THe History of Manners
It's really refreshing to hear someone who speaks proper like what I do
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5396. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video What's inside Golf Balls?
He's really lucky he didn't go a little bit further back in time. I remember back in the seventies collecting stray golf balls from the local course (some of them had actually stopped moving lol) I used to cut them open with a knife and sure enough there was all the elastic as shown above BUT inside all the elastic was a rubber ball about the size of a large marble inside this rubber ball was a horrible pure white liquid like Tippex and if you made a little hole in it and then stamped on it, it went absolutely everywhere and didn't come off. Imagine what that would have done to his kitchen
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5397. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video suspect beat HIMSELF up in police car - then claim officers did it
Guess it will save them time when they get him to the station, they could have a couple of free punches and no one will notice now
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5398. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video DJI's revolutionary Phantom 4 drone flies itself
#1 Yeah I'm wondering just how long it will be before one of these things ends up in court charged with stalking
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5399. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The writing clock Japan
All he needs to do now is scale it down so it fit's on the wrist (My wrist!) and I'll have one. He's Japanese shouldn't be a problem, now that would be a proper smart watch. He does need to sort out the 8's though, they are a little shitty
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5400. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video A man 'eavesdropping' on Putin & Obama at G20
He looks like Mr Beans Brother Mr Nut. You just know he choose that bag himself from thousands
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5401. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Clearing the roads, Russian style
Knowing Russia each side of the road will be the responsibility of two different highway departments, they take it in turn to shovel and catch. In this example the catcher is late due to a late night Vodka session.
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5402. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video $700 Rechargeable Battery Pack Contains $30 Worth Of Batteries
I would like to bring Printer cartridges into this discussion and more to the point the fecking manufacturers of Printers who bring out a new model twice a year and change the shape of the cartridge for no fecking good reason other than to be awkward. This used to really grind me until I discovered a printer that takes cartridges that I can buy for around 40p each.
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5403. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Oddly Satisfying (Marble racing in sand)
#8 I bet on White the favourite but I got shite odds so not too disappointed pretty sure there was some nobbling going on somewhere and some doping. I'm just waiting for the urine analysis results to come through before I lodge an enquiry.
#8 That's called having three blond moments you plonker, you should have tried White the third time.
#8 That's called having three blond moments you plonker, you should have tried White the third time.
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5404. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Video Shows Terrifying Moment E-Cig Explodes In Man’s Pocket
#4 Well at least now you know.
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5405. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Bird tries to save his friend after he hits a window
A few humans could do with that compassion
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5406. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Video Shows Terrifying Moment E-Cig Explodes In Man’s Pocket
Just another example that anything to do with smoking is bad for you
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5407. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video BUGGY SKI plagne montalbert 3 Jean Yves Blondeau
Can I ask Thunders if she has a ski fetish or a snow fetish and for that matter does she actually ski? or is it the rubber suits. Just curious
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5408. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Demolition Ranch tries something new
The problem with videos like these, is that it's very easy to forget that these weapons are designed to make those holes in people and animals. The fact that they are necessary at all just says to me that after all these years of evolution and human progression we are still very primitive. I wonder if there are other planets with large civilisations such as ours where everyone just gets along and whether that will ever happen here. I guess for that to happen here religion will need to die out before humans do.
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5409. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Ambitious 'Free Electric' bike project brings energy to poverty-stricken areas
#5 That's in case you didn't get it the first time. That's in case you didn't get it the first time
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5410. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Swearing Parrot Goes Berserk After Owner Destroys Cage
Totally agree with the Cockatoo birds shouldn't be in cages..It's Fa**ing feck!! Fecking Fuc!!ng, Fack fock feckinging Not Fecking On
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5411. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Hack Attack
Makes you fink don't it
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5412. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The future of fireworks ?
Needs more drones and with on-board fireworks and lasers oh and a finale death charge, oh and a really big mother fecker ship
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5413. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Ambitious 'Free Electric' bike project brings energy to poverty-stricken areas
Make it so..........
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5414. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Trike Drifting in SNOW with Syndicate and Shonduras!
That must be some hard surface with the powdered snow or that front wheel would have dug in real fast.
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5415. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Nasa Releases Video of Apollo 10 Astronauts Freaking out About Music Coming From the Far Side of the
It would have been Kraftwerk bouncing back from a blackhole
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5416. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Atlas, The Next Generation
I wasn't over happy with it's pick up routine! Straight backs are so 1980's he'll be in traction by the time his battery need changing with low level lumber pain, he'll need a robo-stick
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5417. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Loop Rawlins
I wonder if he has a colt 45? Not a gun, a middle aged horsey
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5418. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Michael Jackson - Get On The Floor (Bass Cover)
Obviously enjoying the sound, quite easy to play if you are a bassman/woman as so full of repetition you can't help but get good at it. But I like her
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5419. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Girl cries like a supercar (original)
Well opinion seems divided on this video (At time of typing my first comment is showing +1 with 1 votes) and it's done it's job in so much as we now know who are the heartless members of our community and who are the good guys and gals. Slightly worried about the word 'retarded' in #17 Geekster's (admin) comment
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5420. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Mikhail Sadovnikov Creates Hypnotic Patterns on Clay Using a Spinning Potter's Wheel
#7 Well Thunders I obviously haven't got the time you have to go searching for video's that admin ignore. I did think about sending in the tumbleweed one but knew you would have already sent it lol. I would love to know ADMIN if you are earwigging on this conversation just how many video's get submitted on an average day??
By the way Thunders you did know what I meant by 'Robert being your Auntie's husband' didn't you? Just not sure if the implication travelled across the pond well or indeed if you have the original saying in the US of A
just how many video's get submitted on an average day??By the way Thunders you did know what I meant by 'Robert being your Auntie's husband' didn't you? Just not sure if the implication travelled across the pond well or indeed if you have the original saying in the US of A
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5421. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Girl cries like a supercar (original)
There is a girl here breaking her heart and it has been put on Snotr for people to laugh at I'm having no part of it, it's cruel and shouldn't be on here. The guy or girl that was so insensitive to let this recording go live should be ashamed
I'm having no part of it, it's cruel and shouldn't be on here. The guy or girl that was so insensitive to let this recording go live should be ashamed 53
5422. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Mikhail Sadovnikov Creates Hypnotic Patterns on Clay Using a Spinning Potter's Wheel
#5 Well Your Auntie Pegg who is the dwarf identical twin of your Mother who has finally recovered from Gigantism, was so tiny when she was born, that they lost her in the labour suite, she was accidentally flushed down the slues and she was brought up by a family of mice who lived in the laundry. Pegg met Robert a Cockateil when they were both caught in a humane trap during a foraging expedition. They were actually fighting over a sunflower seed when the trap sprung and as no one came to release them for two days to keep warm they produced a clutch of children called cockamice.
There were two cockamice children, one grew up to be Beyoncé and the other Sideshow Bob.
If you need any more information trace your ancestry
There were two cockamice children, one grew up to be Beyoncé and the other Sideshow Bob.
If you need any more information trace your ancestry
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5423. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Failed to Fix Your Cell Phone? Make a Robot
His daughter is going to be funnier than he is
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5424. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Mikhail Sadovnikov Creates Hypnotic Patterns on Clay Using a Spinning Potter's Wheel
Ah so now we know how you submit so many videos. you look back through the one's you think we have forgotten add some crappy music and Robert is your Auntie's husband... just lazy
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5425. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Hardcore Henry - Trailer
#3 That's pretty basic stuff kinda opposite of Skill level Asian more like still level moron
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5426. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Hardcore Henry - Trailer
So is this a film or a game?
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5427. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Why this weapon not shoot?
Oops..............
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5428. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Smartest prank ever? from Brazil
#3 I have no problem eating meeting either, it's meat I have a problem with. Here is my tip for what it's worth:- If you are not prepared to see how your meat is killed and processed or you find yourself saying things like "If I had to kill it myself I would be vegetarian" Well just it! at least don't eat red meat it's been proven that it's not good for you and if you must eat it, limit your weekly quantity links to many illnesses. Try Quorn instead of chicken, honestly it is very, very similar with only a slightly different texture, try it three times and you'll wonder why you ever brought chicken.
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5429. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video SWITL picks up sauce without changing it's shape
#6 Yep I'm thinking shite also
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5430. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Intelligent chair parking
Fairly sure it's an ad for Nissan. Not saying they don't work but surly not for production. Although I know a couple of people who I would love to be sitting on one when it didn't stop at the top of a staircase.
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5431. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Stunning sight of ice stacking like shards of glass
#4 I secretly like all your video's Thunders (apart from that crappy one the other day) but I have to seem impartial otherwise people will start to talk, lot's of people!
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5432. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Back yard machine gun
#2 Might be a migraine take two purple migalieve tablets followed two yellow one's if you start to feel sick later. Whatever you do don't be fooled into taking three different medications as it makes you insane and you start to do silly things like buying expensive optical products that you won't be able to use. Incidentally how many types of medication do you usually use and have brought anything expensive recently? Just checking
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5433. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Bike Theft Prank
I think it said "Free Bike Please take me, but you might be sorry"
Now let me guess if you did this in England and the poor delicate cycling thief piece of shite fell off and hurt himself, so that he couldn't collect his benefit money, might you find yourself in court...Er yes I think you might
Now let me guess if you did this in England and the poor delicate cycling thief piece of shite fell off and hurt himself, so that he couldn't collect his benefit money, might you find yourself in court...Er yes I think you might
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5434. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Most Satisfying Video On The Internet
#8 Are you sure? So you think there are red atoms do you? are there white atoms with pink spots then? and if so how many in the average peach
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5435. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video SHINY | Winner of Tropfest Australia 24
#9 Now I'm lonely
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5436. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Stunning sight of ice stacking like shards of glass
yes very good
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5437. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Death Valley Exposed: Wildflowers - February 2016
#5 I'm getting that a lot to with snotr videos I commented about it a few weeks back.
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5438. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Hard work, awesome art....
He must have lungs of stone, sandstone
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5439. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video SHINY | Winner of Tropfest Australia 24
#2 No, nuff said
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5440. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video SHINY | Winner of Tropfest Australia 24
That was sick and I didn't like it
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5441. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Death Valley Exposed: Wildflowers - February 2016
It might be a super bloom for death valley but you can see blooms like this anytime all over the rest of the world so save your petrol
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5442. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Most Satisfying Video On The Internet
#6 Yeah okay so if you are watching a video which has a colour screen that is mainly red where do the red atoms go when the screen suddenly turns Blue? and how much lighter is your Laptop when it is turned off and no atoms are on the screen compared to when you are watching say the world series.
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5443. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Most Satisfying Video On The Internet
#4 Well be that as it may, my list is just a little more atom based
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5444. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Most Satisfying Video On The Internet
I think this is a perfect moment to start a debate about what satisfying things were missing from the video, I'll start in no particular order:- A good fart, a good poo, a good orgasm, a big wax lump from the ear (only) and a pimple squeeze (hitting the mirror with sound). Oh and a sneeze and a wee when you really need one. Oh and the car starting when it looks like it won't
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5445. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Gimbal
I'm not over impressed! What's the point in having half your film completely still and the other half all jumpy? I'm gonna wait until they have perfected both sides
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5446. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Meanwhile in Germany
I remember seeing the newspaper headline for this story 'German Dandruff Storage Warehouse Vandalised By Belgium Wig Consortium'
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5447. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video MV22 Osprey unfolds its wings
Should have called it the Dragonfly and where is the rest of the fecking video
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5448. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The best instant relief for tremors my epileptic wife has ever found
If she keeps holding that plastic lighter against a hot surface like that pipe she will need to start taking crack cocaine for having her face set on fire.
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5449. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Soap Bubbles | Macro Video of Iridescent Soap Bubbles
#10 Okay so if they are in motion (as you say) which direction are going and how long will it take them to cover say a foot
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5450. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 0 to 316 mph
Seems an awful lot of trouble an awfully short ride
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5451. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Chameleon popping bubbles.
Stupid thing to do soap bubbles in a chameleons eye
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5452. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Thousands of chicks gather to listen to guys singing
#8 I thank you
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5453. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Smithston
Smithton Smisston schmiston No I can't fecking saying either
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5454. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Thousands of chicks gather to listen to guys singing
I think I remember that concert, that's me 17827th from the left next to the Hot fluffy one, it was our first date, later I took her for corn, told her some jokes (Corny ones) and we ended up back at her coop for some fluffy loving and a bit of corn. I didn't like any of the others they were all very samey. We went on to have three eggs the relationship didn't last though she disappeared one Christmas just after the Turkeys all ran out! Funny that.
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5455. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Broncos fan spends $21,000 on Superbowl tickets, doesn't tell his wife
#12 There is also a fine line between fishing and sitting by a river looking like an idiot
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5456. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Volkswagen trailer assist
I'm a little surprised it's allowed on the open road. The freak out principle of it could easily cause an accident.
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5457. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Man having fun with whip spider and getting bitten
#8 Yeah Adhering with it's cute little hands giving it all THAT!
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5458. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Man having fun with whip spider and getting bitten
I think it's quite adhering, cute little hands giving it all THAT!! Don't get me wrong I wouldn't want to wake up in bed naked with all the bed clothes pulled back at 3am in the morning when it was raining hard outside, woken only by a clap of thunder and the lightening illuminating the bedroom and suddenly seeing three of these sweethearts dripping with blood from their fangs walking up my chest and one trying to get it's long legs into my dry mouth then suddenly horror or horror feeling a strange sensation inside my mouth. No I wouldn't like that at all. Cute though
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5459. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Luciano Rosso craziest playback ever !
He should be on the radio with material like this..Fantastic
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5460. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video This is Tribble the cat
He got that name because of the sound he makes, he makes that sound as he has nasal glastrophenia decumferrate, (left side at a guess) rearly comes up in letter writing.
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5461. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Foul Line
Wow this is just the kind of stuff I write then throw in the bin cos it's shite
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5462. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Soap Bubbles | Macro Video of Iridescent Soap Bubbles
If they are invisible to our eyes how do you know where they are
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5463. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video RAW: Sakurajima volcano erupts 50km from nuclear plant in Japan
#6 Statistics, statistics, statistics, smart arse, smart arse, smart arse.
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5464. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Russian military Ka 52 Alligator Attack Helicopter
Can't see the point of ejector seats, can you imagine living to tell your commander that you just lost one of these. Siberia is fecking cold
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5465. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video RAW: Sakurajima volcano erupts 50km from nuclear plant in Japan
Quick jack up the power station we need to move further back again
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5466. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Soap Bubbles | Macro Video of Iridescent Soap Bubbles
#5 Bubbles........
#4 Of course it was..They might stay intact but where do they go
#4 Of course it was..They might stay intact but where do they go
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5467. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Soap Bubbles | Macro Video of Iridescent Soap Bubbles
A question for you..If everything is made of atoms how many atoms are in one of the little green circles and what happens to those atoms when the bubble bursts
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5468. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Copyright: Forever Less One Day
Why did he have to talk so fast when there was a minute and five seconds left at the end
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5469. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Centriphone - an iPhone video experiment by Nicolas Vuignier
#2 It falls under "you're fecked mate"
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5470. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Crane collapses in Lower Manhattan
Guy, Girls and more Guys, for feck sake this is a fecking video about fecking cranes and a fecking broken fecking crane inperfecking-ticuler. It's not a fecking free for fecking all opportunity to fecking go on about fecking bleeping out the fecking sware fecking words!! Now get back to the fecking subject which is fecking broken fecking cranes and how fecking dangerous it must be to be underneath one when it falls over.
I am so disappointed in all of you and as such you are all going in the 'Great Book of Feckers, first testicle' where you will remain until such time as I feel fit to remove you or expel you completely. now run along and play nicely. JJ SASSP
I am so disappointed in all of you and as such you are all going in the 'Great Book of Feckers, first testicle' where you will remain until such time as I feel fit to remove you or expel you completely. now run along and play nicely. JJ SASSP
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5471. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Maine State Trooper Helps Save Driver from Heroin Overdose
I'd like to personally thank the cop and as the car had a blown head gasket ask him if I could have the 94mph in writing as I'm trying to sell it
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5472. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Stocking Lake by Plane
That's just lazy, if the lake is being stocked up for fishing then we have to presume that the fisher-people can get to the lake without a plane. So why can't the fish get there the same way? You are going to have a lake full of freaked out fish there. Just imagine when they get caught and pulled out of the water on the end of a line they must be thinking oh shit is that what they call a slow bounce
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5473. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video What I learned from President Obama
#11 I think he should change his name to FART
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5474. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Shirtless Heat Loss Experiment In Freezing Conditions #Winterwatch - Earth Unplugged
#4 I wasn't uncomfortable I just wanted him to be more comfortable
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5475. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video What I learned from President Obama
I like Obama and oh my I sure hope Trump never gets anywhere near the red button what ever colour it is
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5476. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Shirtless Heat Loss Experiment In Freezing Conditions #Winterwatch - Earth Unplugged
I don't even know the guy but I was so relieved when he put his clothes back on
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5477. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Wind turbine is on fire
It died like a soldier, reminds me of a scene from "The war of the worlds"
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5478. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Flight Over Dwarf Planet Ceres
How do they know it's a Dwarfs planet? I didn't see any Didn't look very inspiring don't think I'll be booking any holidays there, a bit like Butlins
Didn't look very inspiring don't think I'll be booking any holidays there, a bit like Butlins 53
5479. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Very funny if you have a dirty mind
Not that I can be arsed but that record won't be there for very long
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5480. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video What's Your Biggest Regret ?
Regrets I've had a few but then again too few to mention. I did what I had to do and saw it through without exemption. I planned each chartered course, each careful step along the byway and more, much more than this, I did it HER way! Yes there were times, I'm sure you knew when I bit off more than I could chew, but that's rare steak for you. But through it all when there was doubt I ate it up and spat it out and that's Bulimia for you. I faced it all and I stood tall and did it my way.
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5481. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Awesome Glide Slope Aircraft Viewing Spot
#3 Oooou Oouuu which one was me, which one was me?
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5482. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video What is the most important thing in life?
####Thunders I finally got around to answering your comment re the heroin video of last week. This video is absolutely correct
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5483. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How food is served in an Afghan wedding!
It looks all lost on the guests. Maybe they should just slow down. Or maybe this is how they serve food at an Afgan wedding when the chef has arrived an hour late and everyone is getting twitchy.
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5484. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video FPSRussia's Day Off With Romanian Poker Player Dan Bilzerian
I'd like to watch the video they made next
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5485. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The how and why of heroin addiction
#13 This may be a little late for the discussion as it's probably already ended. But I'm sure you are right in regards to what was readily available and in general use forty (gosh that sounds a long time ago) years ago, to what is available on the streets today, but somehow that doesn't do it for me. There were drugs around back then and I remember walking around with a small piece of Moroccan Black (what ever that was) in my jacket pocket for months that had been given to me by a friend. I kept it and looked at it for curiosity sake, in fact if I still have the jacket it may still be there lol.
Like a few of the confessions I have read on Snotr I too have had some really dark periods in my life, darker than some I have read, but I have never been tempted to get into anything that is potentially addictive that could ruin your entire life emotionally, physically and financially and do you know why? Because I can read! and I believe it when I read about people who have to steal to fund a habit that eventually is going to kill them. I also believe that life, the one we are living now is the only one we are going to get. Life after death, dying to go to a better place? I'm sorry it's nonsense. Don't screw up this life you won't be passing this way again.
Like a few of the confessions I have read on Snotr I too have had some really dark periods in my life, darker than some I have read, but I have never been tempted to get into anything that is potentially addictive that could ruin your entire life emotionally, physically and financially and do you know why? Because I can read! and I believe it when I read about people who have to steal to fund a habit that eventually is going to kill them. I also believe that life, the one we are living now is the only one we are going to get. Life after death, dying to go to a better place? I'm sorry it's nonsense. Don't screw up this life you won't be passing this way again.
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5486. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Aston Martin Vulcan
#9 I like the cut of your gib Thunders Please get it started and I'll await delivery and remember "Fine words doth butter no parsnips"
Please get it started and I'll await delivery and remember "Fine words doth butter no parsnips" 53
5487. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Turkish F-16 Pilot Ducks Under The Glide Slope, Low Over The Plane Spotters
"That's a nice tan you have darling, have you been to the beach"
"Nope I've been F16 spotting, by the way where are my clean underpants "
"Nope I've been F16 spotting, by the way where are my clean underpants
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5488. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video FPS Russia paints with guns
Toilets don't shoot back
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5489. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Aston Martin Vulcan
I didn't look how much it costs, I don't even want to know, all I do know is that I so want one
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5490. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video ANIMAL PLANET (REMI GAILLARD)
#2 It was on the desk it had shrunk, Nokia's did that over time
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5491. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video ANIMAL PLANET (REMI GAILLARD)
I'm thinking Trigger Happy TV. A TV program that used to be on a few years ago in the UK.
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5492. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Cooking up a box
I can't help it but I hate that music, not over keen on the video either.
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5493. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Air Bonsai - Combining Magnetic Levitation and Traditional Japanese Craftsmanship
Flying trees what next
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5494. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How to peel 40 lbs of apples in 5 minutes
Why did she find the first four funny and the last one but not the Fifth, sixth or seventh
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5495. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Hard Landings
#1 No problem we'll throw you out just before we land at 50 feet with your parachute good luck...Any preference on hospitals?
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5496. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How to sink a boat
Was that a duck laughing along with the woman? sounded like a mallard
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5497. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The how and why of heroin addiction
#11 Thunders, there is a point that is being missed here. When I was a teenager and I'm talking the mid seventies life was just as complicated, difficult and painful as it is today, worse in my opinion because it was also quite boring. But it was not common practice for people to pop pills or stick needles into their veins to get by.
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5498. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The how and why of heroin addiction
Just don't take drugs simple! You don't need them! If you want a high have the odd pint or a glass of Wine, don't get into spirits either oh and don't smoke! you don't look cool, your clothes smell as does your breath and there have been enough adverts for you to know that it gives you cancer. Above all don't be a fecking sheep if everyone around you are popping pills look at them for what they are, fecking idiots. Be a Wolf or a Hen, take a stand be an individual!!!
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5499. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Master Penman Jake Weidmann
I don't now why I wasn't expecting him to he a hot wife but I wasn't. I guess most young guys who have master at the beginning of their description don't have girlfriends at all
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5500. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video "I must go... my people need me!"
And she was last seen ridin off into the sunset, guns a blazing
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5501. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video What happens in Romania after a video goes viral
The World starting in Romania has gone fecking mad
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5502. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Robot solves Rubik's Cube in 1.1 seconds
Looked to me like it was mixed up in a pre determined sort of way just got to get it below the one second mark now.
just got to get it below the one second mark now.53
5503. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Lawnmower Drop-n-Shred
This ought to have it's own category 'Pointless Destruction Porn'
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5504. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Dad being dad
Wonderful to see. I'm just waiting for the Snotr trolls to see this now!!
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5505. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video This is how Russian spetsnaz deals with terrorists
A little messy
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5506. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Racism Test
I thought the video was superb. The world has gone a bit racist mad, nothing is Politically correct anymore, everyone seems to be queuing up to be offended by the slightest sip of the tongue. Police were called to school in England last week when a child of Muslim decent wrote in his school book that he lived in a terrorist house. He couldn't spell terraced properly.
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5507. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Kid Celebrates Amazing Trumpet Solo
#6 Oh I see its Hen crying wolf syndrome is it!! No I'm serious every time I tried to play this video yesterday and the day before I got a fecking Brit Method ad pop up come up that took ages to go..Today it worked okay???
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5508. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Female Skier Of The Year Tumbles Down Alaskan Mountain
I'm not a skier of the year but I'm pretty sure I could tumble down an Alaskan mountain just as good as she did. Whether I'd be okay at the bottom is another matter entirely
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5509. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The White Room
If this was a hoax how did he know about the pee and the hair. I don't belive it I think it was real aaaahh
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5510. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Massive Blizzard to Hit Massachusetts on Saturday January 23, 2016
#18 Is it because of your username.
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5511. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Mind-blowing Trick with Only Paper
#7 No I've never turned my jacket inside out but I have my socks does that count.
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5512. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Draw me a woman
Wonderful creatures Women
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5513. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Two guys witness robbery, one takes thieves car keys and chases them
Kinda lucky it wasn't the good old US of A, otherwise there would be bullets flying and two dead Australians.
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5514. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video David Bowie "Space Oddity" instrumental cover
#1 Must be a problem your end Buddy. Although the video below 'Boy celebrates a trumpet solo' seems to trigger a fecking 'Brit method ad' on my computer which is really REALLY annoying. Only happens on the video!!!
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5515. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Massive Blizzard to Hit Massachusetts on Saturday January 23, 2016
#1 Apologies I forgot to mention you in my comment at #10 above. Simply take my comment to #4 as also directed at you..tosser
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5516. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Top 10 Amazing Drawing Tricks
Still trying to get my head around the thumb
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5517. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Massive Blizzard to Hit Massachusetts on Saturday January 23, 2016
#4 You really are a Barstard aren't you. I hope someone punches your teeth right so that you need the functionality of a ward.
#7 You also! The quality of any community is how it looks after those who need help.
Just imagine if he gets to read your comments! you should be ashamed
#7 You also! The quality of any community is how it looks after those who need help.
Just imagine if he gets to read your comments! you should be ashamed
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5518. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Kid Celebrates Amazing Trumpet Solo
Is anyone else having problems with this video? As you may know I watch snort video all the time but this one is giving me a warning saying I have to enable java script to view it? Never been asked before!! also keep getting strange pop ups. Any clues anyone??
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5519. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Icebreaker Crowd
All dead now
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5520. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Train plowing through deep snow
I wonder how the train driver gets to work
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5521. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video See you at the cafe?
Was that a brown cow in the distance or was it a Red Bull?
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5522. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Alligator Snapping Turtle compared to Common Snapping Turtle
#6 SUXI We wanted to see the snapping Okay!!!! Maybe we haven't seen the SNAPPING before and MAYBE just fecking MAYBE we wanted to see IT OKAY!!!!!
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5523. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Alligator Snapping Turtle compared to Common Snapping Turtle
Maybe it would have been nice to see them snapping in action with a piece of meat or a fish or something.
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5524. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Seems like an honest guy to me!
#15 You luv it! you know you do. You cheeky weeky tweeky meeky suximybigpimple you
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5525. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Good boy ....
#7Yeah what she said
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5526. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How a tank crosses trenches at low and high speeds
Bloody joyriders they'll pinch anything
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5527. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video SpaceX Falcon 9 Rocket Fails to Land on Barge
#11 It's impossible to cosmic yawn when you are smiling...it just is
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5528. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Racist Glasses
Love the Mexican bit at the end. Don't think this is racist but what does a Mexican put under his carpet.....................................................................Underlay underlay underlay
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5529. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Somewhere in Russia
Apparently this video is 3 days long and that was the 34th time the tractor had fallen over, but the good news is that they inching towards to garage...around Summer time if the fuel doesn't run out
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5530. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Seems like an honest guy to me!
#13 Yes it is
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5531. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Seems like an honest guy to me!
#11 oh come on!!
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5532. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Seems like an honest guy to me!
I wondered how long it would be until Suxi appeared in his own video
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5533. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Next time be careful with your phone
#5 yeah they do!!!!!!!!!! Bowie and Frey this year already, they're not breathing anymore and they won't be writing anymore songs or doing live concerts, because they're dead.
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5534. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Dogs Who Fail At Being Dogs
Wonderful collection of dog mishaps beautifully filmed. Luckily they are hardy creatures and not prone to embarrassment
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5535. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Next time be careful with your phone
Just heard that Glenn Frey My hero from the Eagles has died at 67 It's only January the 21st and I'm three hero's down already this year.
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5536. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 45 IMPRESSIONS AUDITION
I didn't know half of the people he was impersonating and I only recognised the other half from their photographs. If I were a betting man I'd bet he didn't get the gig. #1#2 Were you honestly listening to the same video as me? It's a monkey a double monkey and a squirrel from me.
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5537. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Brian Eno - An Ending
#4 Speak for yourself
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5538. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video SpaceX Falcon 9 Rocket Fails to Land on Barge
#3 It failed to not fall over and explode after it landed
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5539. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Brian Eno - An Ending
Planet Earth is without doubt a thing of beauty, unfortunately some of the bastards that live on it make it as ugly as hell
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5540. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Would you ???
#3 I thought not!
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5541. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Smoking pool?
Following the operation I can do that without balls
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5542. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The juggler
Following the operation I can play that without balls
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5543. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video A normal 3x3x3 Rubik's cube is too easy for you ? Then try this 22x22x22 Rubik's cube
Looks like a painful piece of shite to me
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5544. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Robotic Falconry - Drone Catcher System for Removing the Intruding Drones
#8 I've had a word with the wife and she said it wouldn't be ethical to send pictures of her naked in the pool to a child, so it's a negative I'm afraid. I could send you some pictures of your Mum in my neighbours pool if that helps Just off to give the captured drone another beating.
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5545. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Bikini Baristas: Coffee and Controversy in Washington State
I think it is important for Snotr to put video's like this on because it reminds me to dust my screen for the day and get it in the best position out of the glare of sunlight.
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5546. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Guy demonstrates impressive mechanical saw that he invented himself
Well I want one and I don't even need one
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5547. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Would you ???
#3 Could I just ask you the obvious question? and don't fib! Have you actually ridden down this piece of rock?
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5548. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How to turn a Coke bottle into a deadly arrow airgun
#5 Perhaps he bought it from an Austrian, although I don't think all Austrians are like that...surly not
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5549. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How Do Dogs See The World?
#3 Yours is in the majority then lol
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5550. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How to turn a Coke bottle into a deadly arrow airgun
He's one of those big frightening looking guys that you really wouldn't mind looking after your grandchildren, as long as he didn't give them Cola
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5551. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Small and big
#3 I'd like to apologise on behalf of (#4 binary girl) for accidentally sending her comment to you. I'm absolutely certain and so is everyone else on snotr that it was meant to be directed at #2 and what ever number Suxi is today
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5552. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How Do Dogs See The World?
#1 And your point is? I think he is saying that much like the effect that some humans have, dogs are colour blind. I spend a lot of time with dogs all types and something I have noticed is that very few of them can make out shapes on television (even HD). Whereas some are obsessed with it, especially when an animal often but not always a dog walks across the screen. Also these dogs actually remember certain adverts where a dog is going to appear towards the end of the ad and will wait for it. The strange thing is that an actual dog will walk in front of the TV and the dog will ignore it completely.
The question here of course is which is the more intelligent or talented dog? the few (and it really is a few) that watch them and react on TV, or the rest, the majority who perhaps can see them, but realise that it's a TV and ignore them
The question here of course is which is the more intelligent or talented dog? the few (and it really is a few) that watch them and react on TV, or the rest, the majority who perhaps can see them, but realise that it's a TV and ignore them
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5553. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Verschleif 4k - half a millimeter sanded off various things
#5 Naw I got sandblasted at the beach didn't even ruffle a feather, I think it was removed by telekinesis when I say telekinesis I mean belt sander.
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5554. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Gloucester Greasy Pole Festival 2015
#3 Yeah very funny Suxi, you must think we are all fecking stupid
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5555. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Robotic Falconry - Drone Catcher System for Removing the Intruding Drones
I'm getting one of these as soon at they hit the shops. I'm sick and tired of the little barstewards flying over my property trying to film the wife in the pool. I shall put it amongst my other anti drone tools including the rifle, crossbow, throwing axe, catapult and my pile of stones. I shot one down the other day fitted with camera as usual, I've got it nailed to a bench in my shed and every time I remember I nip in and beat it with a stick.
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5556. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Verschleif 4k - half a millimeter sanded off various things
How did they do that
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5557. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Playground insults
#2.3.4.5. LOL you weirdo's (not so much you #2) My number #1 was from the first ever comedy duo to ever fill an arena (Wembley stadium) Newman and Baddiel. Interesting their comedy was considered to Deep by some and obviously over the heads of #3#4#5
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5558. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video $4500 Ferrari Steering Wheel Sticker
I remember a similar experience with a camcorder back in the 80's, it was made by Canon. Back in the days when you had to but a little 8mm cassette tape into a machine to film video (for the younger guys and gals out there). On the model I had it was a little door that opened where you put the tape and the little door was held on by two teeny tiny screws, you could take it off to get at the heads for cleaning etc. Now one of these screws disappeared, don't know where don't know why but it did. So I contacted Canon to ask for a screw. They sent me one in a little bag with an invoice for £27 UK.
I sent them a letter explaining that I thought they had misunderstood the kind of screw I was needing and had quoted me the going rate (apparently)for the kind you might get from the local red light district. I also pointed out that based on my calculations if I wanted to replace all the other parts of the £400 camcorder it would cost approximately they same as a small military aircraft including weaponry. Canon cancelled the invoice.
I sent them a letter explaining that I thought they had misunderstood the kind of screw I was needing and had quoted me the going rate (apparently)for the kind you might get from the local red light district. I also pointed out that based on my calculations if I wanted to replace all the other parts of the £400 camcorder it would cost approximately they same as a small military aircraft including weaponry. Canon cancelled the invoice.
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5559. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Throwing a giant rock into a river
Not to mention Fishies. Just hope they weren't practising for a highway bridge.
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5560. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Guy Gives His Clothes To A Homeless Man On A NYC Train
Respect..........
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5561. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Playground insults
"You see that old tramp lady who really smells bad"
"Yes I know the one you mean"
"She's your girlfriend she is, you think she's the one you do"
"Well you see that dirty puddle by the road"
"Yes I can see it"
"That's your bath that is, that's where you wash you do"
"Yes I know the one you mean"
"She's your girlfriend she is, you think she's the one you do"
"Well you see that dirty puddle by the road"
"Yes I can see it"
"That's your bath that is, that's where you wash you do"
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5562. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Monkey Knuckles
#9 #11 Scuse me, scuse me guys. Never mind going back to the 60's try just going back to comment 4 above. Could have saved you a whole lot of typing and you might have learned about the Atomic workshop toy that was radio active
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5563. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Finally got my license
So close but then so expensive
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5564. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Instant karma
Just kids hanging out
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5565. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Monkey Knuckles
This reminds me of Knockers from the 70/80s can't remember exactly when (probably due to concussion, as I had a set) basically two hard plastic balls tied either end of a short piece of string with a little grippy thing in the middle. You got them going slowly like a two balled Newtons Cradle then the dangerous part when you got them crashing against each other above and below your hand at a furious speed, think Conkers for people without friends. Everyone had a set for about a month until A&E started filling up with kids with broken bones at the back of their wrists and amazingly they vanished from the face of the earth
Just had a quick look on line they were also called Clackers and were banned in 1985. Also noticed that in 1951 you could buy (for your kid) a u238 atomic energy lab that actually contained four uranium bearing orr samples for just $49.50 that got banned too.
Just had a quick look on line they were also called Clackers and were banned in 1985. Also noticed that in 1951 you could buy (for your kid) a u238 atomic energy lab that actually contained four uranium bearing orr samples for just $49.50 that got banned too.
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5566. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Veterans recount the first time they killed someone
#1#4#6 Listen to the words that are being spoken and stop being arseholes on what isn't. If each story was 50 minutes long you wouldn't get to see it on snotr. Maybe it is just a taster of something you might be enlightened enough to go find out more about.
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5567. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The world has never eradicated a parasite. But Jimmy Carter is about to.
So it is reasonable to assume that this worm/parasite is now on the endangered list? won't be long before someone on TV will be asking us for just £2 a month to save it
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5568. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Helpful excavator driver and helping "hand"
#5 You want one don't you
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5569. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Contact Stick Juggling
Wouldn't like to meet him on a dark street when he had his stick
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5570. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Human machine gun
#3 Absolutely! Tray's hate being punched in the nuts but they still maintain self control and don't hit back. That's why there is little call for tray boxing, even as an Olympic sport. The ref gives them the usual talk, checks their gloves and then they just go back to their corners and stay there, much to the frustration of the trainers and audience. During the 2nd world war every tray in England was a conscientious objector the prisons were full of them, in fact the other prisoners used to eat their meals off them.
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5571. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video This video is an abstract, yet precise visual representation of the music it's playing
There is a little pill I've heard of (for headaches cough cough oh and coughs) that makes music look like this all the time even without a screen Did you notice you can still see the orange circle after it has faded away............................................ping
Did you notice you can still see the orange circle after it has faded away............................................ping53
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5572. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Helpful excavator driver and helping "hand"
I have the very latest trial version of Google maps (I'm not supposed to tell anyone actually) on mine you put in the coordinates for example as above, then you type in the date and time and then using the <>^ keys you can control everything on the road. I was able to move the excavator five feet further forwards using the ^ key and get him to push the car right off the road, fecking great fun. Just off to demolish Suxi's bedsit now
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5573. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Monkey saves his electrocuted female
That's not a monkey that's a minkey. Dr Minkey spungwaller
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5574. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 15 YEARS OF TERROR
Interesting how a number of people missed the double meaning of my comment at #4
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5575. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 15 YEARS OF TERROR
If you join all the dots together from the very first attack until the most resent you find it's a pointless thing to do.
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5576. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Taking skiing to another level
#16 Yes likely the only one I had lol
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5577. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Amazing street drummer
#5 That's a really stupid comment to make. It's one thing to be interested in other opinions and quite another to agree with them. I didn't agree with yours, get over it. Incidentally I also didn't give you a negative vote so I'm obviously not alone in my opinion.
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5578. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video NASA Space Shuttle 'Last Second Zipline'
They could sells those to Alton Towers Theme park or Disney World. Be great excitement and anticipation as you wouldn't actually know when you got on the ride if you were going into orbit or if there was going to be a problem and you were going down the Zipline. At Alton Towers it would mostly be the Zipline
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5579. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Human machine gun
Trays don't hit back
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5580. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 30.000$ Gaming Rig
It sounds a little bit like English but I didn't understand a fecking word he said
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5581. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Amazing street drummer
#1 There is always a fecking critic
Good ad for Dulux the B&Q buckets sound dreadful
Good ad for Dulux the B&Q buckets sound dreadful
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5582. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Taking skiing to another level
Wherever it is, someone just lost their aircon fan
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5583. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Grandma vs VR
Wow bless her what an experience. You almost felt like you were in the room with her
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5584. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video ICELAND. Land of Fire and Ice.
#4 Der it was GREEN land!
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5585. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Landing a plane vertically on an aircraft carrier
#6 mwak just what is your cat supposed to be doing?
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5586. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Debris on the path
Good job it wasn't a crocodile log imagine the size of the crocodile
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5587. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video ICELAND. Land of Fire and Ice.
Iceland! I'm pretty sure the part where there were sheep was in fact Greenland
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5588. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Deaf Husband Finds Out That He is Going to Be a Daddy
Then she passes him the card, he finds out it isn't his and all hell brakes loose. It's the opening scene to the new Tarantino film "My wife was a right so and so then I killed her with sign language" Sorry I couldn't help it, best wishes to all three of them 53
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5589. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Squirrel snow removal
If you turn the volume full up you can hear him humming that old Glen Campbell song "I am a line-squirrel for the county and I drive the main road, waiting in the sun for another overload, The Wichita line squirrel is still on the line
for the county and I drive the main road, waiting in the sun for another overload, The Wichita line squirrel is still on the line 53
5590. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Squirrel snow removal
If you turn the volume full up you can hear him humming that old Glen Campbell song "I am a line-squirrel for the county and I drive the main road, waiting in the sun for another overload"
for the county and I drive the main road, waiting in the sun for another overload" 53
5591. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video War - Drone perspective.
You know I really wish we could put a big glass dome over the Middle East and leave it on for a few hundred years. It really brings the planet down you know
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5592. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 50 Funny Photos Taken At The Right Moment
Much better without the freaky voice, we can work them out for ourselves
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5593. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video £13.500 but the dream is here
Suxiadeaddwarf I do feel much better now. My guess is that where ever you tred you leave a row of Bald birds
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5594. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video An abused dog is shown affection for the first time
#12 If that is an avoidance strategy to avoid reading that you are an idiot it doesn't work of course.
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5595. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video £13.500 but the dream is here
I can't take all this criticism any more it's just not worth it. I've totally had enough, you've tipped me over the edge sux2bu and now you Cif. I try my best to make this an enjoyable interesting experience for everyone to enjoy and it just gets thrown back in my face, all the time, it's horrible.
NAW!! feck you Suxionapiggysbottom and feck you CIF which is a toilet cleaner in the UK by the way. I farrtt in all your general directions. your mothers definitely smell of elderberry's and your fathers have the tini willy (one between them (it is detachable) I don't care what you fink anyway you are insignificant micro organisms on the bottom of smeg dust.
NAW!! feck you Suxionapiggysbottom and feck you CIF which is a toilet cleaner in the UK by the way. I farrtt in all your general directions. your mothers definitely smell of elderberry's and your fathers have the tini willy (one between them (it is detachable) I don't care what you fink anyway you are insignificant micro organisms on the bottom of smeg dust.
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5596. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video An abused dog is shown affection for the first time
I would love to get my hands on the person or persons that caused that poor creature to so stressed. That would have been a prolonged period of abuse not a simple telling off. It's heart wrenching to watch.
#5 You are an idiot!!
#5 You are an idiot!!
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5597. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Watermelon boy at the cricket
#3 One bite, the whole onion it's all the same thing, dust depends on the size of his big gob.
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5598. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video This is NOT a Propeller
#4 Cuteness?
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5599. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video This is NOT a Propeller
Well I'm not easily impressed but you know that is impressive
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5600. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Raccoon Steals Donut
#1 Suxiyourself your comment would be valid if this wasn't a café for Raccoons and squirrels
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5601. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video £13.500 but the dream is here
#12 Well Suximydonkey I have tried putting on intellectual videos but they never make it for some reason, so I thought I would put on a shitty one that even you might understand and what do you know, hey presto it's on. Yippy yippy yippy. Also at 17 comments it's the most commented video so far this year so go raid your money box I know you want one and no shouting "Oooou It's going too high and too fast I wanna get get off" lol lol lol
#10 Thanks Thunders I'm a happy Hen today
#10 Thanks Thunders I'm a happy Hen today
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5602. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video NASA releases the first video of Pluto from New Horizons probe
It's all Disney today
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5603. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Disney creates Vertigo - a wall-climbing robot
#1 Congratulations Thunders First Pun of 2016 I wanna know what Disney is doing inventing Robots, shouldn't they be making films
I would also like to mention to everyone that I have submitted a very interesting video of the ACRA hover board which no doubt Snotr will decline to show so just Google it.
I wanna know what Disney is doing inventing Robots, shouldn't they be making films I would also like to mention to everyone that I have submitted a very interesting video of the ACRA hover board which no doubt Snotr will decline to show so just Google it.
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5604. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Baby's First Taste of Bacon
#9 Suxi is always wrong, thanks for adding to her list though
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5605. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video You don't know how Quantum Computers work!
#10 Yes but Quantum physics might just tip me over the edge. A hen can take just so much you know.
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5606. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The New Lie Detector 300
#2 Ooou look who's working out the length of a Willy in metric
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5607. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Mike Tyson Falls Off His "Hoverboard"
#10 Binary Girl fancy seeing you here again. I think nearly all of us knew that
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5608. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video You don't know how Quantum Computers work!
I got to seven minutes and nineteen seconds and my brain annoyingly ran out of processing power and the rest of me the will to live.
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5609. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Kid twists his neck 180 degrees (exorcist style) and fullbody hugs person behind him!
#13 He's your kid isn't he, but you don't want to admit it?
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5610. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Portuguese dad gets tickets for AC/DC
I went to the concert and ended right behind this guy! couldn't hear a fecking thing
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5611. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Greenfield Bridge takes last bow
Am I the only one who would have liked to see the scene after the dust settled?
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5612. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Borromean hairpins gear system
Well at least we didn't start 2016 with the most boring video to date just almost finished 2015 with it
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5613. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video What a world champion whistler sounds like.
People don't whistle half as much as they used to probably since the introduction of mobile phones the natural enemy of the whistle.
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5614. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Happy New Year Snotr !!!
yeah yeah yeah happy new year year year
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5615. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Fishing Kingfisher in slow motion
#1 I fully intend to get at least one fecking video shown on Snotr in 2016, if not I'm leaving and never ever coming back. Come to think of it there are at least THREE of mine outstanding now. I am also going to continue with my plan to live forever, so far so good.
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5616. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Baby's First Taste of Bacon
Hey Snotr what happened to the Mike Tyson falling off his hoverboard video? No sooner had I left my comment than it disappeared. Didn't you have permission to show it?
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5617. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Mike Tyson Falls Off His "Hoverboard"
Oh feck that's gotta hurt!! Now he knows how most of his opponents felt.
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5618. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The weird science hidden inside Canadian money
My guess is these are extremely difficult to forge also, anyone got any figures on how much Canadian money is forged compared to say USA dollars or UK notes?
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5619. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Hypnotic Cardistry Kid
That's Alan Watts in the song isn't it
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5620. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video What happens when you copy a VHS twenty three times
I'm sure this has been on before At the 24th copy it is still more entertaining than most of the crap on TV today.
At the 24th copy it is still more entertaining than most of the crap on TV today. 53
5621. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Kid twists his neck 180 degrees (exorcist style) and fullbody hugs person behind him!
#6 How?......
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5622. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video GYM WILDLIFE
My sad light packed in this morning so I pressed pause at 2:01 and the effect was restored
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5623. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Escaping from BMW i8
I had a similar problem with an MG Midget without being overweight
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5624. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 36,000 Kids You Don’t Want to Mess With
Walls don't hit back
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5625. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Merry Christmas Snotr !!!
#16 Well I hope so but I've got a sneaking feeling that they hate me with a passion only befitting wasps, green ants, sludge monkeys and you know who. So I'm not holding my breath. Maybe I'll try again in 2017.
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5626. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Man saves falling kid
I'm just glad he wasn't a goal keeper, otherwise the video would have ended with a couple of bounces and a goal kick.
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5627. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video MIT cheetah robot lands the running jump
Of course if they make it too jumpy the fecker will just run away one day and that will be it, they'll have to keep it on a lead. All they need to do now is give it a biting facility and we're all fecked.
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5628. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Merry Christmas Snotr !!!
#14 I might do yes, what a good start lol
So yeah everybody it's obviously 'DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW' although if you are not in a hurry you could always walk. I'm personally not going to rush too much next year, Dashing will be a rare event indeed. I'm going to go as slow as possibly without actually going backwards. It's going to be chill sixteen next year.
So yeah everybody it's obviously 'DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW' although if you are not in a hurry you could always walk. I'm personally not going to rush too much next year, Dashing will be a rare event indeed. I'm going to go as slow as possibly without actually going backwards. It's going to be chill sixteen next year.
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5629. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Merry Christmas Snotr !!!
Merry Christmas to one and all (all except for old 'you know who'..come to think of it A Merry Christmas to old 'you know who' also). Reflecting on the year gone bye, although it hasn't actually gone bye yet I have to say I have had as much fun on Snotr as anywhere and more than most places.
Some of you have been right pains in the asses but most of those have either ended up in my Great book of feckers using the authority JJSASSP or have been tracked down and are likely still buried up to your necks in the pooh desert, some of you have been really lovely, one in particular.
Let us hope for more banter maybe one of my video's could actually end up on the play list this year (I'VE SUBMITTED THREE IN THE LAST FORTNIGHT YOU CHRISTMAS FECKERS) cough cough.. but anyway thank you Snotr admin for the facility you have produced here it is outstanding, don't let being German get you down we can all do the accent, yo ho ho into 2016 (well in a week)we go. JJ
Before I go I would like to start off a traditional Christmas carol and invite you all to add a line if you don't know the line you should add may I remind you that by default you are on the internet and lyrics are readily available...here we go....
'WALKING THROUGH THE SNOW'
Some of you have been right pains in the asses but most of those have either ended up in my Great book of feckers using the authority JJSASSP or have been tracked down and are likely still buried up to your necks in the pooh desert, some of you have been really lovely, one in particular.
Let us hope for more banter maybe one of my video's could actually end up on the play list this year (I'VE SUBMITTED THREE IN THE LAST FORTNIGHT YOU CHRISTMAS FECKERS) cough cough.. but anyway thank you Snotr admin for the facility you have produced here it is outstanding, don't let being German get you down we can all do the accent, yo ho ho into 2016 (well in a week)we go. JJ
Before I go I would like to start off a traditional Christmas carol and invite you all to add a line if you don't know the line you should add may I remind you that by default you are on the internet and lyrics are readily available...here we go....
'WALKING THROUGH THE SNOW'
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5630. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video LaserPipe - In-bore laser welding
#3 I've got chills and they are multiplying and I'm losing control.
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5631. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video LaserPipe - In-bore laser welding
Creepy somehow, be better if it moved a little quicker out of the tunnel a little less tension I could do with one of those to sort out my blocked sink
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5632. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video See How Easily a Rat Can Wriggle Up Your Toilet
And I thought this video was going to be about scam hackers
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5633. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Why Blue Origins rocket landing shouldnt be compared to SpaceX
#4 Why not. The future of rockets is erect
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5634. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Car Crashes Time - December 2015
#6 He's not an idiot it's just a game
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5635. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Do You Wrap Gifts for Blind People?
#8 TINY
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5636. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Do You Wrap Gifts for Blind People?
#5 You do know that in some countries Maco means penis don't you
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5637. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Miss Universe 2015: Host Steve Harvey Names WRONG Woman Winner
Ricky Gervais would have done that on purpose.
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5638. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Car Crashes Time - December 2015
What people don't realise about Russia is that this isn't real life, the whole country is involved in a Hugh game (Think Deathrace 2000 crossed with Rollerball with a bit of Hunger games thrown in) The object of the game is to take out as many cars each day on and back from work or cause as much carnage as possible. Each citizen has a running total and several spare cars. Every four years the citizen with the highest value of 'Hit's' based on insurance claims gets to become president.
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5639. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Nuclear Fusion Reactor
Thanks for Wa...... Very exciting isn't it By the way has anyone else got a really unfortunate disturbing photograph on an ebay ad at the top of your screen at the moment, on the snotr home page. Involving a small child a dodgy looking guy with a beard and a Christmas tree?
By the way has anyone else got a really unfortunate disturbing photograph on an ebay ad at the top of your screen at the moment, on the snotr home page. Involving a small child a dodgy looking guy with a beard and a Christmas tree? 53
5640. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video You think you have to deal with whiny pussies?
#11 surly that means that I shouldn't rush to renew it lol
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5641. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video You think you have to deal with whiny pussies?
If you have a whiny pussy it's not time to feed, it's time to see a gynaecologist. A group of the same indicates cross contamination and intimacy suggestive of a night worthy of wide angle lenses.
I was only able to make the above comment as I noticed that my certificate of political correctness expired at the end of November and I haven't had the time to renew it as yet after finding out through a previous Snotr video the reason why Amazon make more profit than Walmart.
I was only able to make the above comment as I noticed that my certificate of political correctness expired at the end of November and I haven't had the time to renew it as yet after finding out through a previous Snotr video the reason why Amazon make more profit than Walmart.
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5642. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How To Break Your Back On a Trampoline
How not to film someone breaking their back on a trampoline.
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5643. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Kevin McCallister from Home Alone, 25 Years Later
I really enjoyed this, the little guy is still a good actor. I'd like to see a longer version of this.
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5644. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Best fails of 2015 Part 1
OTHER PEOPLES PAIN always good for a laugh
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5645. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Mom Wins Free Tuition For Daughter After A Lucky Bounce
Could someone clarify what the monitory value of this bounce actually was and what it actually covered for her child? I mean are we talking $500 $10000 $50000 I need to know how loud to clap
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5646. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Australian Spider Attack
Ouu arrr ooou it's on me Aiiiii. Fecking hilarious I'm pretty sure this is a very common garden spider I'm fairly sure they are found in the UK they are known as Pussy spiders because only Pussies are scared of them
I'm pretty sure this is a very common garden spider I'm fairly sure they are found in the UK they are known as Pussy spiders because only Pussies are scared of them 53
5647. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Toddler has epic debate with mom about nap time
Come on Snotr this is crap. This kind of thing happens every night in practically every household with a toddler and often far more amusing. As for the mother if she was to remove the Dummy from her childs mouth she might get an even more interesting conversation it wouldn't be difficult. 'Hilariously adorable argument! No it isn't
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5648. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Chris Ramsay // Street Magic
#4 That's right
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5649. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Bad Dog!
LOL cheered my morning up. It was the Boxer dog
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5650. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Typical BMW driver in Warsaw, Poland
#12 Yeah so does a baboon
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5651. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Coolest Cop
Smart move really, that's ten guys are arn't gonna shoot him when it gets dark
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5652. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Ravenmania - Nevermore!
#8 African Greys: Yes
Ravens: A bit
Crows: No
Ravens: A bit
Crows: No
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5653. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video A Brother's Devotion to His Special Needs Sister Will Break You Down Into Tears
Inspirational! If you are not sure if you feel love compare yourself to this guy. Reminds me of a saying years back 'If everyman would help his neighbour no man would be without help'
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5654. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video O Encadernador - book binder
#3 There are a few women that I have known over the years that would cause me to disagree with your statement but the feel of a real book is very nice, often only spoilt by the content.
I'm actually writing a book at the moment, I've already got the page numbers down just need to fill in the rest. I've written several children's books....not on purpose!
I'm actually writing a book at the moment, I've already got the page numbers down just need to fill in the rest. I've written several children's books....not on purpose!
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5655. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Poignant Norwegian #DearDaddy campaign highlights rape culture
I thought it was very powerful. When I was growing up and at school (many many years ago) I witnessed boys behaving the way described towards girls and I always found that behaviour painful to see. I was one of the very few that didn't take that stance and always felt the greatest respect towards females as I do to this day. I love women the way they look (mostly! not too keen on facial piercings if I'm honest) the way they sound the way they smell and the way they think, not that I claim to understand them what man does.
It appals me to see man abusing or degrading women and I can't start to understand the mentality of Men, Pimps who live off the immoral earnings of girls who have fallen into desperation in life. I would gladly line up every pimp and rapist and shoot them with blunt bullets.
It appals me to see man abusing or degrading women and I can't start to understand the mentality of Men, Pimps who live off the immoral earnings of girls who have fallen into desperation in life. I would gladly line up every pimp and rapist and shoot them with blunt bullets.
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5656. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Model Has Six Ribs Removed In World's Smallest Waist Bid
I think if I were her reading all the comments above I would feel really depressed. I wonder if the same comments would to aimed at a gender change individual. I don't think the two issues are a million miles apart and for that matter would everyone make the same comments about an anorexic. This woman clearly has a body image issue that presumably can only be satisfied by repeated surgery which cannot be pleasant. Personally I feel very sorry for the way she feels.
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5657. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Escargore
They get a rough deal snails don't they
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5658. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video I Live In An Airplane
At least he doesn't have to worry about burglars just Hijackers
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5659. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Obese Guy Reacts To Another Obese Guy Lose All The Weight
Inspirational
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5660. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video I Live In An Airplane
So how did he get it there?
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5661. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Thai dunk tank
This is appalling! how could anyone do that to another human being not to mention a young girl. Life is obviously cheap in Thailand plus the Barstewards eat dog and cat. I once saw a disgusting video of Thailand where the restaurants..You know I can't bring myself to type the words.
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5662. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Icheon Ceramics
I wonder if these are wealthy people or workers on a small wage.
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5663. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 101 years old lady loves the snow
#4 You are right Thunders I'm not sure that I'm quite that supple, there would definitely be a little groan on the way up
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5664. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Somewhere in Ethiopia
The reason there wasn't any wrecks is that the actual speed limit is 3MPH
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5665. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Stay away from Masterlock
#1 The only problem is that afterwards when you get home you have the same problem
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5666. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Fake homeless "Social experiments" exposed
#5 Not enough
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5667. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Helping hands
It seems so obvious doesn't it. A creature is in trouble you help it out. yet so many idiots out there don't get it which is why you find swans with crossbow arrows sticking through their necks and pellets in cats and dogs. I'll never understand that.
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5668. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Fake homeless "Social experiments" exposed
I vote that Snotr makes a stand and doesn't accept any more of these video's.
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5669. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Why We Should Go To Mars
#1 You have just demonstrated how slow evolution moves and proved it by point. Three years and you are still a baboon
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5670. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How to prank your dog
Back home from Holland to the Costa del Sol all stocked up with 'SUPPLIES' you know tulips, Clogs that kinda stuff, got passed the sniffer dog now the crazy lovey one.
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5671. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Light Switch
#4 Yeah I noticed but I never go with the obvious comment
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5672. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Watch your step
I think this was the opening of a washing powder ad "Need that white shirt for that hot date this evening? No problem with new 'Shite-Clear' for the shiter whiter clean of even those stupid stains"
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5673. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Light Switch
I wondered how long it would be before someone turned it on and off and on and off.
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5674. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Spanish Christmas Lottery Advert 2015
#3 As long as you keep your stake low and accept it for what it is I don't see any problem with the lottery and in certain countries the money paid in goes to good causes in addition to making profits for the organisers. One thing is indisputable if you don't buy a ticket your odds are far worse than being hit by a car. Nobody is really bothered about winning the tiny amounts, every player wants to win the jackpot or a life changing amount. There are now thousands of people who have done just that. A couple of dollars worth of hope for some people is all they have. Life after all is a lottery and a beach if you believe the posters.
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5675. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Globe Of Death
#4 The death will be slower of carbon monoxide poisoning
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5676. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Spanish Christmas Lottery Advert 2015
#2 I guess you would have to ask the fools who have won it
The moral of this story is be a nice guy don't bother paying into the lottery syndicate and you will get your share anyway.
The moral of this story is be a nice guy don't bother paying into the lottery syndicate and you will get your share anyway.
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5677. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How Does A Homeless Man Spend $100?
#2 It's SHEEP! One sheep, two sheep, a million sheep it's still sheep Same with COW one cow, two cow, a billion cow
Same with COW one cow, two cow, a billion cow 53
5678. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Top 10 - Foot pong
I wonder if there is a 'foot darts' or a foot 'snooker'
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5679. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video CheerSounds - Dream Big
Makes me feel tired just watching it
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5680. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Crazy Monkey Tries to Vandalize Motorbike and Attacks Biker !
What happened to the poor monkey
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5681. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How to ...
Just watched the training video wasn't at all impressed with all the chains and 50kg weights Jane Mansfield had another method
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5682. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Even with my bike, I can't do that
I wish they had used a wide angle lens then you would see the pile of broken bikes and all the gravestones.
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5683. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Pie to the Face Game
Great laugh good 'clean' family fun Of course the more imaginative amongst the population would start adding colouring agents and peppers etc.
Of course the more imaginative amongst the population would start adding colouring agents and peppers etc. 53
5684. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Cardistry Con 2015
Why is it called a con? I was expecting all the cards to be joined together by thread at the end
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5685. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Glowing table
#5 Absolutely true. A sack trolley is very common you will have seen many but you obviously call it something else. Two wheels on a metal frame with two handles on the top used for moving heavy items like a sack of grain or slabs etc
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5686. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How to securely remove a broken light bulb base ?
Oh FFS is anyone so stupid that they couldn't work this out without a video? I'd now like to help you all with a few more of life's problems just in case you get stuck, okay you might want to write these down.
1) Broken shoe lace.. Always happens at the worst possible moment, the answer is either replace the broken shoelace with a new one by easing the lace through the little holes and threading in the new one...!!BE very careful to observe the colour, don't replace a brown shoelace with a black one it will look silly. Alternatively (and this is really cleaver) if the shoelace brakes and their is enough extra lace on the good side, jiggle the long end to make it shorter and hey presto you will have equal lengths again but the bow will be shorter.
2) Running out of Gas or Petrol or diesel. Simply carry a spare can of the same in your boot (not shoe, not enough room) poor this into the petrol tank of the car and drive to the nearest fuel station or walk home.
3) Mobile phone battery dead...I know most of you will consider this the end of your life BUT.. There is help! Simply imagine a time say twenty five years ago when hardly anyone had a fecking phone and got through life just fine. You too can survive this, just breath deeply and carry one.
4) last one okay. You ran out of cigarette's Oh Feck me! what do you do now? Well keep calm to start with then try and get into the mindset that a) people won't think you stink everytime you come into a room b) you won't be fecking killing yourself even though God knows how many times you have been told. c) you will be able to breath and smell like normal people and d) you will live longer and have more money..
1) Broken shoe lace.. Always happens at the worst possible moment, the answer is either replace the broken shoelace with a new one by easing the lace through the little holes and threading in the new one...!!BE very careful to observe the colour, don't replace a brown shoelace with a black one it will look silly. Alternatively (and this is really cleaver) if the shoelace brakes and their is enough extra lace on the good side, jiggle the long end to make it shorter and hey presto you will have equal lengths again but the bow will be shorter.
2) Running out of Gas or Petrol or diesel. Simply carry a spare can of the same in your boot (not shoe, not enough room) poor this into the petrol tank of the car and drive to the nearest fuel station or walk home.
3) Mobile phone battery dead...I know most of you will consider this the end of your life BUT.. There is help! Simply imagine a time say twenty five years ago when hardly anyone had a fecking phone and got through life just fine. You too can survive this, just breath deeply and carry one.
4) last one okay. You ran out of cigarette's Oh Feck me! what do you do now? Well keep calm to start with then try and get into the mindset that a) people won't think you stink everytime you come into a room b) you won't be fecking killing yourself even though God knows how many times you have been told. c) you will be able to breath and smell like normal people and d) you will live longer and have more money..
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5687. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video I'm HIV positive, do you dare to touch me?
That made me cry. What a lovely guy. The answer to the question is absolutely
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5688. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Glowing table
#1 I disagree I thought the table was great, it didn't really need the glowing part but as a one off rustic table it was fine. You would pay an absolute fortune for something like that in some of the reclaim furniture stores. A couple of weeks ago I saw a table that had been made out of an old sack trolley laying on it back so could actually use the handles and wheels to move it around if you wanted $2100
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5689. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How To Make Thunder Caps
#1 Presumably it's okay if I call you Thunderclaps from now on? It was Thunderpants you didn't like much wasn't it?
I'm really glad he took care not to get his brick dirty. I don't know why but I started sweating when he got those two lines of powder on the 'post it' note especially when he produced the straw
I'm really glad he took care not to get his brick dirty. I don't know why but I started sweating when he got those two lines of powder on the 'post it' note especially when he produced the straw
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5690. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Cokebacca
#2 Shouldn't that be Tom-the-cab-in-boy after that awful taxi teenager collision on brook street
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5691. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video What the moon would look like from Earth if it were at the same distance as the International Space
#11 I think Suxi has two profiles now, the one on this page and the one with the ridiculously stupid face called Hercules. Keep your eyes open you'll never see them worrying the same goat
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5692. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Things Men Do That Make Women Secretly Jealous
What did the girl at the end say? was it "Thank god for relationships" or "Think gods really a c**t? Played it twenty times that's the only thing I think worthy of being bleeped out
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5693. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Amazon Prime Air
Ok so lets see what we have here. All over the country nay the world we are going to have free products flying through the air at 400ft just waiting for every budding Billy the kid to shoot it out of the sky and claim the prize. It will be like pheasants during shooting season. You are going to have geek technobods hijacking the signal steering it to their house, paintballers taking out the camera other drones with strapped on magnums or false willies trying to either nudge it off course or shag it mid air. The odd one that gets to it's destination will be so full of holes, paint or drone smegma that it will be worthless.
For this to work the damm thing is going to need to be armed with air to ground missiles, high powered lasers and a drone condom. Ideally it will need to cloak and have warp drive. This could be the beginning of star wars on earth
For this to work the damm thing is going to need to be armed with air to ground missiles, high powered lasers and a drone condom. Ideally it will need to cloak and have warp drive. This could be the beginning of star wars on earth
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5694. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Hydrogel in the frying pan
#7 & #10 Well thank goodness for you both #9 May your balls spin in a pan until they explode laughing
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5695. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Tree Trunk Carving
#7 I doubt you could work to that accuracy wearing safety goggles, sometimes you just have to take the odd splinter in the eye for your art.
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5696. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Tipping Pizza Delivery Guys $100 Magic Trick
#4 Well if someone tried to deliver a pizza to your place looking like you do they wouldn't wait around to make a "look at me" video. Everyone gives and tells no one you just don't know about it because they don't tell you because they give without telling you so you don't know that they give because they don't tell no one and you don't know about it because they don't tell anyone that they are giving so you don't know that they have given because they don't tell you that they have given so you don't know. Need I say more wanders off muttering to himself.. kin weirdo's coming on here wearing stupid masks saying stupid stuff about things, really get my goat
wanders off muttering to himself.. kin weirdo's coming on here wearing stupid masks saying stupid stuff about things, really get my goat 53
5697. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video What the moon would look like from Earth if it were at the same distance as the International Space
Girls! Girls! Girls! it ain't gonna happen, calm down
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5698. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How to change a bridge
This would be achieved in most countries IN ABOUT A YEAR!
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5699. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Tree Trunk Carving
I bet this guy can trace his ancestors all the way back to the guy who scratched animal shapes on a cave wall
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5700. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Tipping Pizza Delivery Guys $100 Magic Trick
Very nice gesture cost him $500 but he spread a little love
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5701. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video My Life After 40 Years in Prison
#5 Well if we are talking yum, I'm thinking ditch the jam and replace with brie (French of course) fresh cranberry a pinch of wild mint spread thickly on a digestive biscuit. Heaven at the back of your throat (cough cough)
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5702. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Speechless Speech - Vladimir Putin
That's the most fecking sense I ever heard him make
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5703. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Hydrogel in the frying pan
HEY! HEY! HEY! Guys what's with all the negative vibes man. I give you a little fact about what your contact lenses are made of and I get a -4 what the feck is a matter with you all. The truth hurts does It? well it would if you balls fell into the pan that's for sure
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5704. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Rocket Landing
#15 We'll go with dark blond then
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5705. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video My Life After 40 Years in Prison
I'd really like to chat to this guy putting his past behind him he seems to be a really nice man. I don't know a lot about the American penal system but I am surprised that he was unaware of iphones and mobile phones surly they get to watch TV from time to time?
Obviously I don't condone the crime that he committed and I don't know the circumstances of the case. Forty years ago life for a Black person in America was very different to how it is now with segregation etc which was so very wrong and I wonder how I would have reacted to the restrictions put on me by my own country had I lived there. He would have been 19 in 1965 so he lived through a very dark time in America's past.
By the way I too have never seen or tried peanut butter with jelly in it.
Obviously I don't condone the crime that he committed and I don't know the circumstances of the case. Forty years ago life for a Black person in America was very different to how it is now with segregation etc which was so very wrong and I wonder how I would have reacted to the restrictions put on me by my own country had I lived there. He would have been 19 in 1965 so he lived through a very dark time in America's past.
By the way I too have never seen or tried peanut butter with jelly in it.
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5706. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Hydrogel in the frying pan
Be very careful if leaning over a frying pan wearing contact lenses, because if your eyes fall out with the lenses still in place your balls will do this in the pan. Because disposable contact lenses are made of what guys? yes you got it
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5707. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video little girl zumba
#3 She's waiting (action! 'taps foot repeatedly, with both hands on hips')
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5708. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video little girl zumba
#3 That's a little girl you muppet I hope I'm wrong but looking at her face she may be on steroids for something unpleasant. If she just happens to be watching this I'm sure she's waiting for your apology!
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5709. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Rocket Landing
#12 I could be if it helps Are you?
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5710. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How to Prank a Prankster
#5 Has anyone ever told you that you are even more attractive when you are biased
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5711. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video little girl zumba
Oh what a sweetie Most kids of that age would have a job clapping properly, she's certainly got rhythm. Mind you I hope she doesn't make a habit of drawing crosses all over the carpet
Most kids of that age would have a job clapping properly, she's certainly got rhythm. Mind you I hope she doesn't make a habit of drawing crosses all over the carpet 53
5712. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How Do You Stretch A Cruise Ship?
#3 Or could it be that the gene nobody likes to talk about is kicking in Thunders and you have forgotten?
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5713. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video China has incinerated 1,800 tonnes of old banknotes to create electricity
#7 No!
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5714. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Rocket Landing
#10 Please stop reminding me that the planet is spinning it makes me giddy
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5715. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Rocket Landing
#5 Yes you did, it was all over facebook for weeks, it only died down when you worried that goat By the way we know something else about you now...Go to the stone house video..
#6 No not all the time, sometimes we just think about thinking about it, like when we are busy you know. It's our form of multi tasking and it made this great country what it is today, damp!
By the way we know something else about you now...Go to the stone house video.. #6 No not all the time, sometimes we just think about thinking about it, like when we are busy you know. It's our form of multi tasking and it made this great country what it is today, damp!
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5716. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video House of Stone [ "House of Flintstones" ]
#11 Kirk liquorish built it, it's his Donkey and Goat pad.
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5717. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How to Prank a Prankster
#1 OR he had been watching the prankster guy, with his table set up, pumpkins all over the place for the last two hours scaring people, and he thought long and slowly about doing that? Then got his mate to film it from the other side? Which one do you think?
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5718. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video World’s longest highline (Slackline 537m-1762 feet) in Switzerland destroyed by lightning
#3 Nobody expects lighting hitting the line like that..or the Spanish inquisition..or the comfy chair
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5719. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Musicless Musicvideo / MICHAEL JACKSON - The Way You Make Me Feel
When you look at it like that you realise she should have got in with the mace spray very early on, dragged him to an ATM booth and let some guy pull his ear for a while
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5720. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Rocket Landing
Hey that looks just like a KNOB doesn't it, great big nobby looking knob thing, ha ha ha. I bet the flight will be really expensive but I wonder how much cheaper it would be to ride economy in the bottom part of the erection, surly they could put a window in somewhere and give the passengers heat proof suits or something. Or baste them in Turkey lard. I'm thinking perhaps a Elton John in the top knob bit and Suxi in the bottom bit. He could come back on here using a stick in his mouth to type instead of his burnt finger tips. He could share the cost with captain Kirkliquorish and teach him how to spell words like 'Though' & 'That' and not to leave little words out like 'it' the donkey worrier
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5721. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video World’s longest highline (Slackline 537m-1762 feet) in Switzerland destroyed by lightning
Oh Shittttttttttttttttttttttttt Pack your hang glider next time peeps, oh and your rubber wellies
Pack your hang glider next time peeps, oh and your rubber wellies 53
5722. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Wild boar attacking a leopard
Don't mess with Mother at that time of the month
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5723. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video House of Stone [ "House of Flintstones" ]
#4 Oh dear oh Dear Pistachio, I meant the music, please try and keep up! Double monkey I'm afraid
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5724. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Have a drink on me
#12 Rosee yuck
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5725. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video House of Stone [ "House of Flintstones" ]
Those wind turbines were making an annoying sound though and I bet you have to keep the windows closed or they will blow the pictures off your walls.
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5726. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video House of Stone [ "House of Flintstones" ]
Yabba Dabba Dooooooooooooooooooo!
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5727. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Otter jumps from water into boat to steal a fish
He's done that before
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5728. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Stupid driver blocking an ambulance on highway
#6 What the feck has it got to do with him the Tunc. IT'S AN AMBULANCE YOU MORONIC ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!! Fecking arrogance. Of course the perfect ending to this video would be the Manker tearing off down the road, losing control of his vehicle, turning it over, it catching fire and the Ambulance driver waving as he drives past in the fast lane without his siren on.
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5729. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video China has incinerated 1,800 tonnes of old banknotes to create electricity
#1 They have now!! I bet the Chinese mafia are really keen to get in on that business
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5730. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Key & Peele - Dad's Hollywood Secret
I love these two guys
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5731. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Thousands Of Ducklings Rush To Take Their First Swim
#4 A little repetitious, Milky
This Ducky stampede is human based it ain't no accident
This Ducky stampede is human based it ain't no accident
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5732. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Tour Bus Crashes Through San Francisco Shopping District
Amazing how the rubberneckers gather after an accident
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5733. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Have a drink on me
#10 Don't want to be picky Thunders but I think what you actually wanted to say was "this video is precious" Not this is video is precious and not previous. I'd give up while you are behind. Damn women trying to make sense after having a glass of wine
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5734. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Understanding Wolves
#4 Or putting my previous comment in a Chris Rock format. If you are standing at a cashpoint at two in the morning and it's really dark it's not the wolves you have to worry about it's the werewolves
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5735. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How Do You Stretch A Cruise Ship?
This has been on Snotr before guys
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5736. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Hiccup Anthem
#4 A Hiccburbfart hey! Is that when your hiccups really smell and become offensive in a way that people leave the country and become totalitarians.
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5737. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The river of 5 colors
That's cool. I think my children were largely influenced by my musical tastes although they did dabble in some awful stuff for a while (but I don't think they really liked it), it was just the thing to do, rebelling and all that. I like lots of stuff but I hate rap especially if it is aggressive. I must be getting old because it all sounds very much the same to me these days. I am a bit of a lyricist and I like meaningful songs oh and TEA.
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5738. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Tea consent
No #10 I really hate tea... Oh you mean TEA I get it now Oh yes I really really love TEA probably more than I love Coffee
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5739. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Understanding Wolves
Wolves are fine it's the Werewolves you gotta be wary of
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5740. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Guy Finds a ''Few'' Bugs in a Cave
It's a bushtucker trial as many as you can eat in 60 seconds Piranha flys Did they eat him?
Piranha flys Did they eat him?53
5741. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Have a drink on me
#8 So it's like a kind of MindTrick then
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5742. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Hiccup Anthem
What do you think are the odds of none of his school mates never mentioning it?
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5743. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Parisian survivor’s response to ISIS attacks and murder of his wife.
I fully understand the sentiment of Antoine Leiris. We all have our own way of dealing with great tragedy in life and if this works for him and his child growing up then good for them. Maybe the child grown will find the answer to the situation we all find ourselves in.
Where it falls short is that there is some presumption that Isis gives a dam, they don't! These are not rational human beings in fact they loose the right to being called human through their barbaric senseless pre historic ideals. These 'nothings' which would be an ideal term for them, want life after death more than the rest of us want life.
Their clerics convince them that one second after death they are in paradise and they are so brainwashed that they believe that. They believe that once this planet is dead of none believers they will rise and engulf the world, they believe this totally. What will it take to convince a mind-set that when they die that's it? It seems such an obvious simple solution to modern right thinking people and the Man or Woman who comes up with that answer will change the world. Until then fasten your seatbelts it's going to be a rocky ride.
Where it falls short is that there is some presumption that Isis gives a dam, they don't! These are not rational human beings in fact they loose the right to being called human through their barbaric senseless pre historic ideals. These 'nothings' which would be an ideal term for them, want life after death more than the rest of us want life.
Their clerics convince them that one second after death they are in paradise and they are so brainwashed that they believe that. They believe that once this planet is dead of none believers they will rise and engulf the world, they believe this totally. What will it take to convince a mind-set that when they die that's it? It seems such an obvious simple solution to modern right thinking people and the Man or Woman who comes up with that answer will change the world. Until then fasten your seatbelts it's going to be a rocky ride.
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5744. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Awkward Moments Compilation
Fortune tellers, clairvoyants con artists all the same.
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5745. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Have a drink on me
I have a pelican come and do this in my garden every morning. It's only Tuesday and I'm already missing two cups and I have a sprained shoulder.
#1 Suxi everyone here knows you live in the Bronx there are no hummers in the Bronx.
#1 Suxi everyone here knows you live in the Bronx there are no hummers in the Bronx.
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5746. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The river of 5 colors
#8 No, I've seen some of your music enquiring comments in the past, so I kinda expected not. I come from a gentler time and dimension.
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5747. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video And, that's how you do it
#15 Well lets just hope you never need them. Presume you would prefer to live in a society without law and order then?
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5748. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The river of 5 colors
#6 Really glad you got to listen to it. Now try 'Love me' by Collin Raye and 'He would be sixteen' by Michelle Wright. My kind of music.
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5749. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Tea consent
#7 I hate tea.
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5750. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Kung Fu Mantis Vs Jumping Spider
#6 Who are you directing your comment to?
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5751. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video And, that's how you do it
Hey Snotr could you explain why my comment at position #1 was removed? It wasn't that bad for goodness sake.
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5752. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Cops ?
I went out with a girl once that made the sound of screeching brakes followed my a collision. She fell out with me just because I wouldn't open the car door for her. Apparently I opened my car door swan to the surface and she was sore about that. Women hey!
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5753. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Chairbacca
All this is, is a picture of the big guy added to a video that was posted on Snotr about two years ago, it was so boring that I can't be arsed to look for it. It certainly wasn't in my favourites. How ever you spell sticking your tongue out while blowing a raspberry and pretending to spit at the same time that's what I want to say.
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5754. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Kung Fu Mantis Vs Jumping Spider
It's the little guy in the control room on Independence Day
You can just see in the last scene the little feller is saying "Mummy?" quickly followed by "Oh Crap" quickly followed by a crunching sound immediately followed by nothing. Exactly the same if he had been radicalised by a praying mantis terrorist group.
You can just see in the last scene the little feller is saying "Mummy?" quickly followed by "Oh Crap" quickly followed by a crunching sound immediately followed by nothing. Exactly the same if he had been radicalised by a praying mantis terrorist group.
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5755. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 10 Men You Wont Believe Exist
I have spent the morning so far trying to believe that those people exist and now I am exhausted. I like how the small guy rose to fame though
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5756. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Back to the future
I think he had a fecked capacitor
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5757. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Tea consent
Okay now what about unconscious peo.. Oh I get it it's wrong isn't it.
Staying with the sex thing for a moment, what if during sex they become unconscious, is it polite to continue (even for those important extra five seconds) or is it wrong, what if you just can't stop or if the becoming unconscious thing becomes a trigger (that you didn't know about previously that brings on the important five seconds?) I'm mean is it okay then to carry on and simply explain later.. Just how much will the unconscious person remember about the whole thing. OMG what if they don't remember the first part and call the police. Then for no fault of your own you could be on a charge! Look if there is a possibility of that happening is it okay to hope they don't regain consciousness or like get a pillow then phone the police explain that technically it was self defence and offer them a cup of tea
Staying with the sex thing for a moment, what if during sex they become unconscious, is it polite to continue (even for those important extra five seconds) or is it wrong, what if you just can't stop or if the becoming unconscious thing becomes a trigger (that you didn't know about previously that brings on the important five seconds?) I'm mean is it okay then to carry on and simply explain later.. Just how much will the unconscious person remember about the whole thing.
OMG what if they don't remember the first part and call the police. Then for no fault of your own you could be on a charge! Look if there is a possibility of that happening is it okay to hope they don't regain consciousness or like get a pillow then phone the police explain that technically it was self defence and offer them a cup of tea 53
5758. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Gigantic Explosion at Chinese Chemical Plant
#3 You'll find the answer in what he said "Wasa hosen hir" Rough translation "why am I handcuffed to these railings"
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5759. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The river of 5 colors
#4 It is a beautiful poem and there is more, but it is also a song which I'm surprised you don't know. 'All this time' By sting. He wrote it when his father died, going through all the fuss and religious rigmarole of arranging the funeral he said that if his father and he had had their wishes he would have simple borrowed a boat and buried him at sea. If you have never heard it find the original that was a single.
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5760. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Airtrax
#6 Yes Bill and Ben brought out all the old stock. The company was renamed 'Little Weed' and they get lots and lots of calls for some reason
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5761. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The First Electric Guitar
Yeah thanks Harvey
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5762. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Airtrax
This is the car that Bill & Ben would have driven.
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5763. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Key & Peele - Obama - The College Years
Great impersonation wonder what the big guy thought of it.
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5764. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The river of 5 colors
I looked out across the river today
saw a city in the fog
and an old church tower
where the seagulls play.
Saw the sad shire horses
walking home, in the sodium light.
Two priests on the ferry
October geese on a cold winters night.
And all this time the river flowed,
endlessly to the sea.
If I had my way
I'd take a boat from the river,
and I'd bury the old man
I'd bury him at sea.
saw a city in the fog
and an old church tower
where the seagulls play.
Saw the sad shire horses
walking home, in the sodium light.
Two priests on the ferry
October geese on a cold winters night.
And all this time the river flowed,
endlessly to the sea.
If I had my way
I'd take a boat from the river,
and I'd bury the old man
I'd bury him at sea.
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5765. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Car wash manager gets washed
Lucky he didn't select wax finish otherwise he might have gone home all shiny
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5766. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Koenigsegg Regera 'Autoskin'
#8 Not a problem for me
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5767. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Wooden Laptop Case
#19 I am not looking up in my admiration of your stupidity I am admiring it in a very downward scientific plonker in a lab bottle kind of way, the way one might admire a puppy for not falling into a bucket of frogs.
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5768. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Koenigsegg Regera 'Autoskin'
Never before have I wanted to marry a car! A thing of absolute beauty, Imagine how many accidents that is going to cause when the rubber neck-ers drive past as it's DE skinning.
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5769. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Natural phenomenon creates a sand river in Saudi Arabia
I am very happy to see that although my out of place comment at #4 was severely down voted which I fully expected. As of this moment although showing -7 it actually had 25 votes obviously not all against. Also 25 people may be more aware of the Saudi situation.
As for the flowing sand, it is very nice.
As for the flowing sand, it is very nice.
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5770. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Natural phenomenon creates a sand river in Saudi Arabia
#8 I have never found any of your comments entertaining. Don't be such an arse you don't have to read mine it's a free world. You are confusing homophobia with banter, I am not homophobic at all. Any even slightly related comment to highlight items of world importance like human rights should not be silenced! you should be ashamed of yourself
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5771. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Natural phenomenon creates a sand river in Saudi Arabia
#6 Then you weren't disappointed were you my little Russian Donald I leave all the obvious comments to people like you, although you also, seem to have made an irrelevant video comment, I just knew you would.
I don't see why bringing to the attention of people who may not know, details about a country with the worst human rights record in the world (195 executions in a year is their record) is ever a bad thing to do. If you are Russian you will know all about human rights won't you dik
I leave all the obvious comments to people like you, although you also, seem to have made an irrelevant video comment, I just knew you would. I don't see why bringing to the attention of people who may not know, details about a country with the worst human rights record in the world (195 executions in a year is their record) is ever a bad thing to do. If you are Russian you will know all about human rights won't you dik
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5772. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Car wash manager gets washed
It's alive, IT'S ALIVE
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5773. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Smooth Criminal On A Music Box Thing
IPod Prototype
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5774. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Natural phenomenon creates a sand river in Saudi Arabia
If you turn the camera around you will see another natural phenomenon
1) Adultery if married= Death by stoning.
2) Adultery if Not married= 100 Lashes.
3)Treason, Gay sex, Arson, Apostasy, Sorcery & Witchcraft= Death Beheading.
4)Stealing=Removal of right hand
4)Bandit stealing= Removal of hand and foot
5) Drinking Alcohol= 80/100 lashes or death depending on Judge
1) Adultery if married= Death by stoning.
2) Adultery if Not married= 100 Lashes.
3)Treason, Gay sex, Arson, Apostasy, Sorcery & Witchcraft= Death Beheading.
4)Stealing=Removal of right hand
4)Bandit stealing= Removal of hand and foot
5) Drinking Alcohol= 80/100 lashes or death depending on Judge
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5775. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Wooden Laptop Case
#16 Sucky one, I am an admirer of your stupidity and have made a space on a shelf in the museum of peculiarities in my laboratory, you will be neatly placed in alphabetical order pickled in a jar between a two headed rabid Rhino beetle and Patrick Chukwuemeka Okogwu jr's Butt, which has been bequeathed in his will.
#17 A gentleHen never tells.
#17 A gentleHen never tells.
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5776. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Seeing Color For The First Time in 24 Years
#8 I prefer B&W photographs
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5777. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Crazy Backhoe Operator. have chosen the path
#8 Tis already done oh Sucky one
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5778. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Trippy BMX Video
More BMX yawn.......................................................
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5779. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Navajo Code Talker Explains Role in WWII
Anybody spot Suxi's Bottom hole in the closing seconds of the video -o-
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5780. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Crazy Backhoe Operator. have chosen the path
#4 You should try it it's fun.
#5 Suxi you have been warned! you will get JJ-slapped again in front of all these good people and you know I can.
#6 Now to you Ringworm I don't quite understand what you are saying and I operate on many levels. You seem to be implying that either a Dolphin, Bat or other is 'Sitting' ON my computer? Well I guess we can exclude Dolphins straight away as they can't sit, Bat's tend to hang so they also need to go, which leaves 'other creatures' now it is very clear that your animal kingdom knowledge does not extend to naming these 'others' or you would have and it's too late now because of Google. I'm thinking that you are possibly spending a little too much of your time being master of the arsehole and that perhaps you should diversify a little.-0-
#5 Suxi you have been warned! you will get JJ-slapped again in front of all these good people and you know I can.
#6 Now to you Ringworm I don't quite understand what you are saying and I operate on many levels. You seem to be implying that either a Dolphin, Bat or other is 'Sitting' ON my computer? Well I guess we can exclude Dolphins straight away as they can't sit, Bat's tend to hang so they also need to go, which leaves 'other creatures' now it is very clear that your animal kingdom knowledge does not extend to naming these 'others' or you would have and it's too late now because of Google. I'm thinking that you are possibly spending a little too much of your time being master of the arsehole and that perhaps you should diversify a little.-0-
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5781. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Seeing Color For The First Time in 24 Years
#10 It says it in the title
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5782. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Forklift fail complition
#1 Very simple it's because your user name is too long, it's clogging up your transmission causing ion deposits in your sola plexus. Try shortening it to Reknolp that should clear it
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5783. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Wooden Laptop Case
#14 Mss Thunders It can't have escaped your notice that I do a lot of unauthorised, unwanted and unappreciated undercover work for both the government and Snotr. Therefore much like any wordsmith with 00 status it would be unadvisable don't you think to divulge or profile myself out into the open.
My bottom could be at risk from Suxi and the rest of me by any sniper of lower standing that might wish to take a sneaky pop shot at me when sleeping or dribble some poison into my nasal cavity via a piece of cotton from a little hole drilled into the ceiling from the attic ( which reminds me I must go fill some of the earlier attack holes from last month).
JJ SSASP must remain an enigma, a day ninja, a night boffin, a fiddler and twiddler of twilight tunes, writer of wrongs antagonist of Suxi protector of all that is good and the nightmare on Elmstreet of those who do wrong no matter how big their weapons.
JJ SSASP
My bottom could be at risk from Suxi and the rest of me by any sniper of lower standing that might wish to take a sneaky pop shot at me when sleeping or dribble some poison into my nasal cavity via a piece of cotton from a little hole drilled into the ceiling from the attic ( which reminds me I must go fill some of the earlier attack holes from last month).
JJ SSASP must remain an enigma, a day ninja, a night boffin, a fiddler and twiddler of twilight tunes, writer of wrongs antagonist of Suxi protector of all that is good and the nightmare on Elmstreet of those who do wrong no matter how big their weapons.
JJ SSASP
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5784. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Cleaning Up Seattle 'Gum Wall'
#4 Yes Fish face I'm not necessarily being completely serious, you need to get that chip off your shoulder, hook out of your mouth and lay down with the lemon and tartar sauce and let someone make a meal out of you.
Having said that you obviously haven't heard of the SpDp Seattle population DNA program, started in 2009 completed in 2014 with on going admissions. Now every citizen's DNa (approximately 6.5 million) is recorded and stored, which is probably why Seattle has the lowest unsolved crime ratio per population of any state in the US. Big Brother is watching you Fishcake with it's tiny beady eyes like these
Having said that you obviously haven't heard of the SpDp Seattle population DNA program, started in 2009 completed in 2014 with on going admissions. Now every citizen's DNa (approximately 6.5 million) is recorded and stored, which is probably why Seattle has the lowest unsolved crime ratio per population of any state in the US. Big Brother is watching you Fishcake with it's tiny beady eyes like these
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5785. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Forklift fail complition
The Guy in the last clip has absolutely without question or competition the very best laugh in the whole wide world , possibly universe
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5786. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Crazy Backhoe Operator. have chosen the path
If I hadn't seen it with my own two ears I wouldn't have believed it. Guess there must have been a traffic jam further up the road
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5787. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Key & Peele - Killing an African Warlord
I'd love to see all the methods they tried and rejected in the outtakes. Electrocution, poison cup of coffee, lethal injection probably snapped needle, black widow spider up the jacksee, drowning, swarm of bees etc.
Thanks for the message Snotr I'll try doing that.
Thanks for the message Snotr I'll try doing that.
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5788. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Seeing Color For The First Time in 24 Years
I am very sceptical that this guy could only see shades of grey. For one thing the company that sell these glasses would have required fairly exacting details of the users condition before they could supply the correct lens for his problem what ever it was, so it couldn't be a surprise.
I am also very surprised that after a gap of approximately 18 years (guess) that he would be able to instantly connect the colour names to the colours he was seeing and even more surprised that his brain was able to make sense of all that new information so instantaneously. I think it is more likely that he was colour blind to a lesser degree possibly red green and the glasses were allowing him to separate the shades which is what they are designed to do.
only my opinion.
I am also very surprised that after a gap of approximately 18 years (guess) that he would be able to instantly connect the colour names to the colours he was seeing and even more surprised that his brain was able to make sense of all that new information so instantaneously. I think it is more likely that he was colour blind to a lesser degree possibly red green and the glasses were allowing him to separate the shades which is what they are designed to do.
only my opinion.
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5789. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video World championship knife cutting
#8 Watch the English office from series 1 episode 1 it's infinitely better than the American series which is a copy of course. Having said that it may show the differences between English and American humour as I don't find the American series at all funny.
Whether that is because I saw the English version first I can't say. When the series first aired in England it was not advertised and simply appeared one night and it was a fair way into the episode before it became apparent that it wasn't a documentary, so different to anything that had ever gone before. Ricky Gervais was unknown as were all the other actors.
Whether that is because I saw the English version first I can't say. When the series first aired in England it was not advertised and simply appeared one night and it was a fair way into the episode before it became apparent that it wasn't a documentary, so different to anything that had ever gone before. Ricky Gervais was unknown as were all the other actors.
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5790. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Wooden Laptop Case
#12 I'm too much of a gentleman to go and have a look but I'm adjusting my guess to 54
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5791. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Talking about a sharp knife...
I would like to see the same demonstration only with a coconut nut
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5792. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Seattle Gum Wall
#6 Thunders, Thunders, Thunders Everyone has heard of Andy Warhol who managed to pull off what Damien Hurst pulls off these days. I call it ECS Emperor Clothes Syndrome.
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5793. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video World championship knife cutting
Couldn't they find someone with a less interesting voice to introduce that I was like all revved up before the fecking boring part started. I thought the Zee Zee top guy was going to finish the last piece of wood with one swing..of his beard
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5794. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Cleaning Up Seattle 'Gum Wall'
I'm surprised someone didn't try and enter it for the Turner prize.
I would have sent each piece off for dna testing, traced the owners and sent them all a $26 fine. Give the testing lab $5 per test, $1000000 for posting out the fines then $20,000,000 would buy something really nice for the city.
I would have sent each piece off for dna testing, traced the owners and sent them all a $26 fine. Give the testing lab $5 per test, $1000000 for posting out the fines then $20,000,000 would buy something really nice for the city.
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5795. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Wooden Laptop Case
#8 Son in law er. So at last we have a rough idea of how old you are not. Son in laws with workshops have to be at least 25. Allowing for under age pregnancies of yourself and daughter and the likely hood of your daughter marrying a guy several years older than herself, divided by pi and taking into account that you must be a Gemini, bouncing this off an Hitachi number cruncher taking the mean average and the fact that you have been making comments on Snotr longer than Snotr has been running even before the internet actually. Finally focusing my telescope into your bedroom window (yet again) I would say that you are 49.
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5796. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video A Really Inept Thief Tries To Steal A Porsche By Cutting A Hole In Its Roof
#6 That might be the case in the Shakespearian play but certainly not in a beautiful Italian sports car.
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5797. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Seattle Gum Wall
Dirty b*stards
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5798. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Ex-Marine demonstrates clever way to survive from drowning
#15 Suxi again I'm guessing?
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5799. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Wooden Laptop Case
You can tell the guy who uses this beautiful case. He's the one with the power adaptor cable hanging from his pocket.
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5800. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Meet the ULO (The Big Brother)
#3 I'll tell you something else that's creepy;- aneroid at number one gets six votes for saying he'd like a ULO. I get minus 6 votes for saying I'd like one too? I think some of the people who visit snort, spend their days trying to break into Porsche's and puking up in Alfa Romeos
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5801. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video A Really Inept Thief Tries To Steal A Porsche By Cutting A Hole In Its Roof
#4 Jealousy, stupidity, bad education, no prospects, twats, low life's, chav, Moron, utter and complete barstewards, member of isis etc. lots of motives.
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5802. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Bear sits next to guy
looking at the opening shot with all the bear or is it bear's in the river I would say this was prime salmon fishing time and food was plentiful. What an absolute privilege to get so close to that creature and not get eaten
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5803. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video He's Fond of Cards
My goodness that is some control, in the face of adversity.
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5804. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video A Really Inept Thief Tries To Steal A Porsche By Cutting A Hole In Its Roof
#2 That's the problem these days people don't want to get involved, the five inch blade might have had something to do with it. They probably work on the assumption that if this guy is crazy enough to do this in broad daylight in the centre of London he is not going to be too bothered about poking you with his weapon. Anyway I think it's fairly clear who he is now don't you think?
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5805. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Meet the ULO (The Big Brother)
Me too...............
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5806. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Ex-Marine demonstrates clever way to survive from drowning
#13 Does it have pockets? If so and you are near deep water maybe a pair of pocket trousers might be an idea just in case. Alternatively and I apologise in advance for my lack of Scottish attire knowledge but does the Sporran float or inflate? if not I see a business opportunity here, a Sporran with a built in inflatable valve and life raft. All you need to do is design it (take photos) get it patented, just a Scotish patent will be fine. Call it the Judge-Master an amalgamation of our user names we'll split the profits and live a life of utter luxury.
#7 Suxi I just noticed that your 'DEAD' taught it to you when you were a kid, so I'm guessing it wasn't completely successful
#7 Suxi I just noticed that your 'DEAD' taught it to you when you were a kid, so I'm guessing it wasn't completely successful
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5807. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Yum yum
"Er Valet I have a mess on my back seat, oh no no it's not, it's giraffe dribble"
"Of course it is sir"
"Of course it is sir"
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5808. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Key & Peele - On The Auction Block
I would like to see some outtakes
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5809. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Ex-Marine demonstrates clever way to survive from drowning
# Oh FFS! Alright just to keep you happy I'll rephrase my comment okay? here is my revised comment...
This is a really good idea providing you are wearing trousers, obviously if you work on the sea it is probably a good idea to wear a life jacket, if you are wearing shorts, trunks, cut off to the knee trousers or a skirt this might not be for you, in which case you can either carry some trousers with you or wear a life jacket. Obviously if there is no likelihood of you being rescued in the following 10 to 30 minutes and the wind chill is making you freeze to death it could be argued that you are prolonging your suffering and it might be better to simply drown. On the other hand who knows, a passing sea lion might take pity on you and offer you a piggy back or technically sealioney back to shore so perhaps you should edge on the side of hope and risk the freezing to death thing. It might be worth noting that carrying a whistle could be useful after all it worked for Kate Winslet and while you are kitting yourself out with life saving attire could I suggest a Flare, a raft (self inflating) food for a couple of days one of those things that converts seawater into drinking water, shark repellent and an outboard engine oh and fuel. I thank you
This is a really good idea providing you are wearing trousers, obviously if you work on the sea it is probably a good idea to wear a life jacket, if you are wearing shorts, trunks, cut off to the knee trousers or a skirt this might not be for you, in which case you can either carry some trousers with you or wear a life jacket. Obviously if there is no likelihood of you being rescued in the following 10 to 30 minutes and the wind chill is making you freeze to death it could be argued that you are prolonging your suffering and it might be better to simply drown. On the other hand who knows, a passing sea lion might take pity on you and offer you a piggy back or technically sealioney back to shore so perhaps you should edge on the side of hope and risk the freezing to death thing. It might be worth noting that carrying a whistle could be useful after all it worked for Kate Winslet and while you are kitting yourself out with life saving attire could I suggest a Flare, a raft (self inflating) food for a couple of days one of those things that converts seawater into drinking water, shark repellent and an outboard engine oh and fuel. I thank you
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5810. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Otter Juggling
He'd make a fortune if he had a magic carpet
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5811. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Most Creative BMX Rider?
If he did that on my roof he would be wearing his bicycle
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5812. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Top 10 Newly Discovered Species of Wildlife
Imagine if you lived at the bottom of a hill where the cartwheeling spider lived, you'd be in the garden with a nine iron all the time. Did he say one of the species were called the Ant & Dec?
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5813. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Ex-Marine demonstrates clever way to survive from drowning
#5 Who didn't like it? your trousers?
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5814. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Koala Joey Plays In Baby Basket During First Ever Photoshoot
Koala gourmet assassin, Eats Shoots and leaves
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5815. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Ex-Marine demonstrates clever way to survive from drowning
It's a wonderful idea if you fell overboard wearing trousers the only problem is most of the time people are near water they are wearing trunks.
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5816. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Explosion Heard Inside Paris Stadium
#(removed comment) You have a very bad attitude for a female Nigerian
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5817. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Katana Queen
Lets just hope that Hollywood call her before isis
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5818. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Katana Queen
She needs an exorcist
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5819. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Explosion Heard Inside Paris Stadium
I'm (almost)lost for words this morning. Terrorism like this will never go away. You can win a country war bring it to it's knees economically but terrorists are everywhere. They say you are never more than a few metres away from a rat and it's just the same with terrorists. If you live in a city I can guarantee you are within a very short distance away from someone who has or is developing these ideals.
This murder spree in Paris in the second in ten months it's not a matter of 'if' it happens in other cities in Europe and around the world but 'when'.
I've said this before and I'll say it again, you cannot punish these individuals because they aren't for capture. As with the individuals in this case in Paris they blow themselves up because they think they are going to paradise. (This is not the time to make jokes but perhaps that's where they thought they were going when they turned up in PARadISe dyslexic and murderers).
No right thinking person wants to die, unless you are in constant pain or desperately depressed. Right minded people will look at the world realise that you have a likelihood of 80 years (ish) to spend your life and most people appreciate that and make the most of it. These extremists don't think that way (Google the Rapture) they are not satisfied with living their lives as nature demands they want to live forever in paradise with a varying quantity of virgins and the quickest way to get there is to die killing the enemy the unbelievers in their eyes. You tell me because I would love to know how you fight that?
This murder spree in Paris in the second in ten months it's not a matter of 'if' it happens in other cities in Europe and around the world but 'when'.
I've said this before and I'll say it again, you cannot punish these individuals because they aren't for capture. As with the individuals in this case in Paris they blow themselves up because they think they are going to paradise. (This is not the time to make jokes but perhaps that's where they thought they were going when they turned up in PARadISe dyslexic and murderers).
No right thinking person wants to die, unless you are in constant pain or desperately depressed. Right minded people will look at the world realise that you have a likelihood of 80 years (ish) to spend your life and most people appreciate that and make the most of it. These extremists don't think that way (Google the Rapture) they are not satisfied with living their lives as nature demands they want to live forever in paradise with a varying quantity of virgins and the quickest way to get there is to die killing the enemy the unbelievers in their eyes. You tell me because I would love to know how you fight that?
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5820. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Rekonect Sneak Peek
A page dyslexic
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5821. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity
If you are in a vehicle traveling at the speed of light and you turned your lights on, would they do anything? The speed of light is approximately 186.000 mph per second but what is the speed of dark. As the days get dark earlier in the winter this would suggest that in the winter dark gets to us quicker than light so therefore in the winter the speed of dark is quicker than the speed of light but hamsters run around their wheels slower in winter than in summer (and in the opposite direction, which I bet most of you didn't know) the hamster wheel spinning pheromone which is attractive to badgers and increases the ripening speed of pomegranates balances out the speed deferential of light and dark and stops Einstein looking like an idiot.
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted
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5822. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Make a Human Powered Mobile Phone Charger
#11 Madam I apologise if I rubbed you, I don't remember and I think I would Never mind now what is really annoying is the fecking lightbulbs that Sistick Sledge is using AND WE CAN'T! AND THE FECKING TRIANGLES Of course the joke is on them because the lightbulbs shown are actually old stock the new type are a totally different shape and are energy efficient unlike the one's shown. Does this mean that Snotr is wasting energy? Well definitely judging by at least one video today. And where is the skateboarding English Bulldog!!!!
Never mind now what is really annoying is the fecking lightbulbs that Sistick Sledge is using AND WE CAN'T! AND THE FECKING TRIANGLES Of course the joke is on them because the lightbulbs shown are actually old stock the new type are a totally different shape and are energy efficient unlike the one's shown. Does this mean that Snotr is wasting energy? Well definitely judging by at least one video today. And where is the skateboarding English Bulldog!!!! 53
5823. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video What Happens When Two Black Holes Collide?
#9 Maybe it's your daughter don't be confused check the birth certificate it's normally right or ask them, if you have a reasonable parent son/daughter relationship they will be only to peased to tell you. let's hope its a girl anyway cos they have longer hair.
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5824. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Tom Mullica - The Greater Magic
Amazing act, what a performer.
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5825. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Modern Educayshun
#9 Help yourself
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5826. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Modern Educayshun
After giving this a fair amount of thought using my hen senses I have come to the conclusion that I have just watched the biggest load of crap worse even than Suxi's life story. I have only just tuned in to Snotr on my dial today and there better be a Skate boarding bulldog on here or I'm hitting the pellets
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5827. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video What Happens When Two Black Holes Collide?
Very interesting video and the speaker tried extremely hard to pronounce all his worms properly but alas once again we have this horrible slight on the English language with 'Fru' instead of Through, 'Togever' instead of Together, Def instead of Death and my favourite Urf instead of Earth. He and Olly Murs should be thrown into a ring (without lube Suxi) togever and made to fight it out and see if they make one big Oily mess or bounce off each other causing a ripple in the space time continuum.
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5828. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Pizza Rat Prank
#2 Stamp on a rat! are you crazy, that just makes em really mad
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5829. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Mobile Tire Changer WS-561-C
#11 Suxi it doesn't surprise me at all that you would be into mounting Tyres as they are more plentiful than sheep and easier to catch
#10 Do you think I should do a GBM on Suxi to check if he has Goodpastures? Glomerulonephritis what would you do?
#10 Do you think I should do a GBM on Suxi to check if he has Goodpastures? Glomerulonephritis what would you do?
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5830. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Belarus emission test
#16
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5831. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How To Clear A Stuffy Nose Instantly
#6 Very!! (#7)
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5832. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Make a Human Powered Mobile Phone Charger
#5 Yeah Thunders do you know nothing about electronics, woman
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5833. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Penguin Always Returns From The Sea To Visit Man Who Saved His Life
#8#9 The funny thing was that I did initially direct this to myself at position #3 I think it was, immediately noticed my mistake and altered it then the comment which was in German suddenly disappeared!!!! Where did it go what did it say?? Due to it going everyone's comments moved up a notch so I appear to be talking to myself again!
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5834. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video This Technology Wants To Make Wheelchairs Obsolete
Great! Picked the wrong week to invest $3300 in the Ameriwheelchair company
This is only me okay so don't get all offended yarl. But if I were in need of one of these suits and wasn't 'Totally' paralysed, I'd want to make sure it had a docking clamp so that I could get intimate with my bird (Human female, before you ask Suxi, not a ewe) up against walls again assuming she needed the same suit, also good selling point.
The only way anyone is going to be able to afford one of these is if their accident was the fault of a third party with a good insurance policy.
This is only me okay so don't get all offended yarl. But if I were in need of one of these suits and wasn't 'Totally' paralysed, I'd want to make sure it had a docking clamp so that I could get intimate with my bird (Human female, before you ask Suxi, not a ewe) up against walls again assuming she needed the same suit, also good selling point.
The only way anyone is going to be able to afford one of these is if their accident was the fault of a third party with a good insurance policy.
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5835. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How To Clear A Stuffy Nose Instantly
#6 I use a coat hanger and some Lube which I borrow from Suxi but not on a Thursday night
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5836. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 40 Ridiculous Real News Headlines
yeah good I guess, wasn't it?
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5837. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Mobile Tire Changer WS-561-C
#7 Pretty sure I didn't mention any haemorrhoids. I do not suffer from the gathering bunch of the bottom grapes. Maybe you need plasma protein replacement therapy? I'm busy this week but could fit you in Thursday week? Early start you could take the KY home with you and you could be back in time for 'Well blow by Sheep part three, getting past the wool'.
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5838. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Belarus emission test
#14
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5839. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Making a Full Bridge Rectifier
Hey you guys just in case you have been hanging around for what snort says is 249 days. I've come from the future and it's still raining. Oh and we have squirrels now
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5840. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Belarus emission test
I thought forensics usually put a chalk line around the arse of the guys AFTER they are found dead. I have to say I wasn't expecting that but then again I have never blocked up the exhaust with a rag before.
I thought at the beginning it was going to be some Russian legal high or as touched upon above an illegal high if it was a VW. Carbon dust plus carbon Monoxide I do hope his lungs are functioning properly after that. I'd leave it a week and get a peak flow and a Function test done.
It was fecking funny though
#12 How can it be your favourite button if you've never noticed it befour
I thought at the beginning it was going to be some Russian legal high or as touched upon above an illegal high if it was a VW. Carbon dust plus carbon Monoxide I do hope his lungs are functioning properly after that. I'd leave it a week and get a peak flow and a Function test done.
It was fecking funny though
#12 How can it be your favourite button if you've never noticed it befour
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5841. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How To Clear A Stuffy Nose Instantly
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5842. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Make a Human Powered Mobile Phone Charger
He didn't electrify himself enough in this video for my liking Beautiful daughter hope she electrifies him many times in the future but doesn't get his eyebrows.
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5843. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Mobile Tire Changer WS-561-C
#3 It sure does matey, can I keep it until Saturday or will you need it back for ten minutes on Thursday like last week for part two of that sheep programme.
#5 I call the AA they are quicker to dial
#4 Nope just you by the look of things, not expecting a Lamborghini for Christmas I hope
#5 I call the AA they are quicker to dial
#4 Nope just you by the look of things, not expecting a Lamborghini for Christmas I hope
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5844. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Professor Recorded Every Day
#8 The trapped burglar video could have been shorter I admit but I did enjoy it a little more than walk in professor to be fair. Anyway I've repaired your neg and as much as it pains me I've taken one off Suxi also.
It is unlikely I shall be leaving anytime soon but I would be interested in knowing other similar sites, you must go on others to submit so many video's?
It is unlikely I shall be leaving anytime soon but I would be interested in knowing other similar sites, you must go on others to submit so many video's?
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5845. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Penguin Always Returns From The Sea To Visit Man Who Saved His Life
#2 Oi monsieur German person! if you vatched and understood zee video which fos in zee England language, why ave you commented in zee German speak? Some of zeee snoters especially suxi von't be hable to understand wot you said. Also much like zeee holiday towels it vould appear you ave pinched my pinched version of zee Puff song. You piggydoggy svinehunt you
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5846. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Mobile Tire Changer WS-561-C
I do mine with a coat hanger and a G clamp, oh and some lube that I borrow from Suxi
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5847. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Selfie Log
The log is clearly fixed to a platform on wheels or is being suspended and is not being held up by the guy as that would be impossible
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5848. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Professor Recorded Every Day
Snotr I like this video I do and I like Thunders for I make her laugh BUT come on if proof were needed that you don't look at any of my submissions this is it. It's a little lame don't you think. Prof walks in his classroom half a dozen times and says hello wearing different shirts. Can anyone recommend any other sites like Snotr I'm getting bored.
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5849. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Penguin Always Returns From The Sea To Visit Man Who Saved His Life
Puff the magic penguin lived by the sea
and frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honalee
and frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honalee
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5850. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Cocky tattooed MMA tough guy gets knocked out in 20 seconds
He needed to spend less time at the tattoo parlour and more time in the gym
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5851. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Butterfly Boy's Skin Falls Off With The Slightest Touch
#16
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5852. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Professor Recorded Every Day
If takes a professor to comment on a professor. This professor has a good selection of shirts but a very limited selection of the same pair of trainers
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5853. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Always buckle up !!!
#10 yeah Donald get a bigger screen it was his specs
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5854. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Why Asimov's Laws of Robotics Don't Work
#12 Suxi just called me on his hands free cos his fingers are frozen this morning. He told me to tell you that this is Guy stuff and for you to not worry your pretty little head about it. How rude is that hey
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5855. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Always buckle up !!!
#4 Played it 10 times, no he wasn't
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5856. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Always buckle up !!!
I have never seen such a gentle fall from a horse drawn carriage, no part of the riders head came in contact with anything. I hope they showed him the footage before he filled out any insurance documents. Re the title carriages generally don't have seat belts, as for other vehicle's, remember words of Great Britain's most notorious DJ and paedophile Jimmy Savile CLUNK CLICK EVERY TRIP
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5857. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How to trick or treat as an adult
#30 And here's a big 31 from the Judge wooppeeeee
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5858. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video GoPro: Pole Vaulting With Allison Stokke
#25 Well glad to hear that your relationship is purely platonic although I'll be watching very closely from now on
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5859. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Butterfly Boy's Skin Falls Off With The Slightest Touch
#14 Okay so now we have your attention:-
1) How many submits do you get in an average day
2) How many have you got accepted and waiting to show
3) As you seem to have information on who's double submitted how many of my submits have you got on file and how many are going to get viewed
1) How many submits do you get in an average day
2) How many have you got accepted and waiting to show
3) As you seem to have information on who's double submitted how many of my submits have you got on file and how many are going to get viewed
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5860. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How to trick or treat as an adult
#28 I'm only answering this because I am determined to get the comments past 30.
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5861. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video GoPro: Pole Vaulting With Allison Stokke
#20 Why you would think I would submit porn video's is beyond me, some things aren't for sharing. All the links I have submitted have been either interesting, funny, animal based or a combination. I can't help noticing that lots of yours get selected are you sleeping with admin or something? As a matter of interest how many would you say you have submitted compared to how many shown?
Why the feck would we want an emoji of a little bug? We definitely need a sideways elevation of a sticky out tongue. When I look at how many options I have on my phone it makes me realise that Snotr are about five years behind in technology like my phone five years back.
Why the feck would we want an emoji of a little bug? We definitely need a sideways elevation of a sticky out tongue. When I look at how many options I have on my phone it makes me realise that Snotr are about five years behind in technology like my phone five years back.
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5862. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Butterfly Boy's Skin Falls Off With The Slightest Touch
I have seen several patients with this illness and I made reference to it a few weeks ago, the same time that I submitted this very same video! I don't know how many thousand videos a day Snotr get sent (I would like to know) but for some reason very few of mine get air play and most are more interesting than some of the junk that does get through, but hay ho!
One of the awful things about this condition which was not mentioned in the video is that new skin which grows rather quickly actually grows through the bandages which have to be bathed and replaced extremely regularly. If any of you believe you are going to meet your maker one day this is one of the questions he/she ought to be asked WHY!
One of the awful things about this condition which was not mentioned in the video is that new skin which grows rather quickly actually grows through the bandages which have to be bathed and replaced extremely regularly. If any of you believe you are going to meet your maker one day this is one of the questions he/she ought to be asked WHY!
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5863. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The Strongest Kids In The World
I don't know what it is but I don't like watching videos of muscle bound kids and for the record I haven't watched this one.
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5864. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Centipede Devours Roach Alive
I was half expecting that music to morph into the Terminator music at the end and the remaining antenna to start twitching again. I'm not sure what was worse the eating or the demonstration of how hard it is to kill one of those little feckers
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5865. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Nissan GT-R Hood FAIL at 180MPH!!!
Lucky it didn't take the windscreen with it
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5866. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video GoPro: Pole Vaulting With Allison Stokke
#18 You don't use feck but you use piss poor ooou a posh bird. I don't watch any soaps in any country either I'd just heard about Ms Butcher from someplace. I have submitted countless video's to Snotr most of them playable but for reasons beyond logic Snotr's administration department choose to ignore my submissions, which considering some of the crap that they do put on is a little sad.
Perhaps if they are reading this AND I BET THEY ARN'T they could have a little look on their submissions list against my name and tell you how many of mine are outstanding. Three from last week as I know of. P.s The Halloween video wasn't quite over
I don't watch any soaps in any country either I'd just heard about Ms Butcher from someplace. I have submitted countless video's to Snotr most of them playable but for reasons beyond logic Snotr's administration department choose to ignore my submissions, which considering some of the crap that they do put on is a little sad.Perhaps if they are reading this AND I BET THEY ARN'T they could have a little look on their submissions list against my name and tell you how many of mine are outstanding. Three from last week as I know of.
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5867. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How to trick or treat as an adult
#23 #25 I think I can safely say on behalf of most people on Snotr that any feelings towards hitting on you would involve a mind altering substance and two paper bags over our heads (the second just in case the first came off). You can be quite an unpleasant fellow when you want to be can't you? You seem to be carrying an enormous chip on both your shoulders. What's your problem come on you can tell me I'm a Dr
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5868. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video GoPro: Pole Vaulting With Allison Stokke
#16 Thunders it's who the feck is pat butcher (she's from a soap in England called Eastenders). I think my work on Trick and Treat in done again!!!
I think my work on Trick and Treat in done again!!!53
5869. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 106 Foot Double Back flip!
#3 They worked it out using DOG ft but they did take into account air resistance, so they were kinda right.
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5870. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How to trick or treat as an adult
#21 Suxi Suxi Suxi take a Chilean pill for goodness sake. Let me clarify a couple of things for you (you sweetie you) I am not homosexual in fact I adore women, most anyway, was never keen on Myra Hindley if I'm honest but she's on a very short list.
I have no problem whatsoever with homosexuals in fact the more time I spend in their company the more I find them gentle, kind & honest which is more than I can say about a lot of straight people if I'm completely honest. I find it abhorrent that some people in society ridicule and in some cases attack them verbally and occasionally physically.
My guess is that on the whole these are the same people who have issues with black people and are usually the uneducated of society who have confidence issues and personality defects.
People should learn to be tolerant of all races and sexual persuasions and put their energy into reacting against the evils of this planet like war terrorism and perverse religions.
I am on Snotr in disguise, Okay, I come clean I am not really a Hen and I'm not as old as photography guy. Not that I have an issue with old people...feck me you have to so careful these days.
MESSAGE TO SNOTR don't suppose you will read this but we need a sticky out sideways tongue icon ..please not like that
I have no problem whatsoever with homosexuals in fact the more time I spend in their company the more I find them gentle, kind & honest which is more than I can say about a lot of straight people if I'm completely honest. I find it abhorrent that some people in society ridicule and in some cases attack them verbally and occasionally physically.
My guess is that on the whole these are the same people who have issues with black people and are usually the uneducated of society who have confidence issues and personality defects.
People should learn to be tolerant of all races and sexual persuasions and put their energy into reacting against the evils of this planet like war terrorism and perverse religions.
I am on Snotr in disguise, Okay, I come clean I am not really a Hen and I'm not as old as photography guy. Not that I have an issue with old people...feck me you have to so careful these days.
MESSAGE TO SNOTR don't suppose you will read this but we need a sticky out sideways tongue icon ..please
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5871. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Tom and Jerry - Russian edition
#4 Is it in a cage in my apartment?
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5872. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Wave Clouds Roll Across The Sky Over Alabama
#3 Okay ISIS
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5873. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Wave Clouds Roll Across The Sky Over Alabama
I am about as far away from being a fan as you could get but don't you think these clouds look like members of the KKK being blown over. For the record I wish they would be blown off the fecking planet the morons
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5874. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video GoPro: Pole Vaulting With Allison Stokke
#12 Okay if you insist but it's on your head, get that off your head by the way.
#4 Don't listen to all that sarcasm photoman you're 63 you're old okay get over it and at 63 you really shouldn't be ogling young female athletes it will give you migraines. Here is a short list of Females that it is ok for an old man like you to ogle 1) Pat butcher and that's it okay
#4 Don't listen to all that sarcasm photoman you're 63 you're old okay get over it and at 63 you really shouldn't be ogling young female athletes it will give you migraines. Here is a short list of Females that it is ok for an old man like you to ogle 1) Pat butcher and that's it okay
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5875. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Two guys play a song in a wolf sanctuary and the wolves join in
#12 Well if you didn't it might be the last race you ever lost
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5876. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Emergency Spare Key
#14 Sorry I don't understand the question What was that long word before 'side' again
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5877. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Soft landing
Not the first time he's fallen off there
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5878. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Emergency Spare Key
#11 You Nobby you could only have cut fingers on the hand of your useless arm as you would be holding the scissors with your good hand so you don't need to be Amplitudle. I'm beginning to think you is a lying Get! Or you is suffering from Munchhausen arm syndrome by proxy, either way you're in the book JJ SASSP
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5879. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Motorcycle + wheelie and then the fail
Do these idiots care nothing for their bikes? Two seconds on one wheel followed by three weeks in the workshop not to mention the long push home, it's a double monkey from me
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5880. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video People are awesome! BEST OF THE MONTH (October 2015)
I find this video very depressing because it takes me back to a time in my life when I couldn't do any of those things and I still can't I'm off now to reminisce with someone I don't know
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5881. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How to trick or treat as an adult
#17 Then I believe my work on this particular video is done lol. Glad it made you laugh. You might want to train someone in the house to deliver the Heimlich manoeuvre as there could be more to come. By the way I think you laughed so much you forgot to + me up lol
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5882. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Farming the ultimate get rich quick scheme
#6 Not really interested what tyres you use, I use Pirelli but I don't go boasting about it, it's all rubber at the end of the day.
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5883. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Two guys play a song in a wolf sanctuary and the wolves join in
Love the song, my kind of music not necessarily the subject matter but great tune and a really good voice sound a bit like Mark Hall from Casting crowns. Have a listen to "Who am I" youtube. I think the mandolin player was only there for the howl at the end and of course wolf fodder in the event that one of them turned out to be hungry after all. In the event of an attack you don't need to outrun a wolf just so long as you can outrun the mandolin player
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5884. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Sea Lamprey
These are right mother suckers
#11 I've just answered your question on the Halloween video
#11 I've just answered your question on the Halloween video
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5885. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How to trick or treat as an adult
#15 WELL! Suxi's would go something like this (cough cough) just clearing my throat there. (La La la) Just tuning up this one's in Gods favourite key Gsus
Jingle Bells suxi smells,
got no sence of fun
Only goes on Snot'i R
Cos of hemroids on his bum oH
Jingle Bells what the hell
He's no pal of mine
I'd send him a bowl of sea lamprays
if I only had the time OOOHH
Jingle Bells Jingle Bells
he thinks I owe him money
I'd rather glue him to his loo
cos I think that would be funny
OOOOHHHHH
last verse every body
Jingle Bells, jingle bells
this is all I have to say
Suxy my willie or suxi your own
I wouldn't have it any other way
Happy Christmas and a merry new year JJ SASSP
Jingle Bells suxi smells,
got no sence of fun
Only goes on Snot'i R
Cos of hemroids on his bum oH
Jingle Bells what the hell
He's no pal of mine
I'd send him a bowl of sea lamprays
if I only had the time OOOHH
Jingle Bells Jingle Bells
he thinks I owe him money
I'd rather glue him to his loo
cos I think that would be funny
OOOOHHHHH
last verse every body
Jingle Bells, jingle bells
this is all I have to say
Suxy my willie or suxi your own
I wouldn't have it any other way
Happy Christmas and a merry new year JJ SASSP
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5886. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Very cool and strange instrument, it's hypnotic
Instrument parts from an old piano $34
Room to accommodate said instrument $1735
View Priceless
Odd thing It's the wrong way round why would you stand with your back to that view?
Room to accommodate said instrument $1735
View Priceless
Odd thing It's the wrong way round why would you stand with your back to that view?
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5887. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How to trick or treat as an adult
#8 Suxy my willie you are such a kill joy, I bet you were the snotty child at school who always took the teacher a poached apricot (another English tradition) every morning. I bet you were called Suxy the snitch. Spent too long with your head down toilets looking for the blue goldfish at your local comprehensive if you ask me, the way things are going you and I are going to fall out I'm already considering taking you off my Christmas card list Witchcome witchcome Witchcome. May all your poos be porcupines.
#7 Thunders enjoy the thought of the tradition as it is far more real in the world of Brigadoon than the carfly or the winkle picker. Take on board the mystical world of witchy magic woooooouuuuuu! Nuts
#7 Thunders enjoy the thought of the tradition as it is far more real in the world of Brigadoon than the carfly or the winkle picker. Take on board the mystical world of witchy magic woooooouuuuuu!
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5888. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The true Ball Handler
#8 It isn't magic he's the lead singer of 'Right said Fred' (I'm too sexy for my shirt etc.) with a sticky head and glue balls
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5889. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Farming the ultimate get rich quick scheme
One half of Hale & Pace very funny guy he's married to Princess Anne now
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5890. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How to trick or treat as an adult
Trick or treat in England is completely different to Ireland and the USA due to the law passed in 1927 after the last illegal Witch burning in Dovedale Derbyshire in 1925.
Firstly seven days before Halloween on the 24th of October the Trick or Treat'ers have to go round with a letter of consent to every house they intend to visit on the 31st. The letter on A5 paper has the names of the visitors on the top and bottom of the sheet in portrait and the visited house has to agree Witchcome the traditional term for the visit. The paper is then cut in half and on Halloween it is pasted on the door or window to allow the visit to take place. The Trick or treat'ers must carry their half of the sheet on the visit and check that their witchcome acceptance sheet is on display or they must not knock. This stops old people getting bothered if they don't wish to participate.
Upon arriving at an acceptance house the T&T's in odd number groups of no more than five (the number of witches burnt in the 1925 fire) Must each knock on the door and shout "Witchcome Witchcome Witchcome" then stand completely still and quiet, while the house owner opens the door. The house owner greets the T&T's with a hazel broom (masses of these are sold at this time of year but it is traditional to keep them year after year). Without saying anything he or she holds the broom twigs above the head of the middle T&T'er no more than a foot above his/her head. You then have 'Witchcome standoff' eventually one of the T&T'ers will shout "Witchcome" and the homeowner tries to tap the shouter on the head with the broom (not hard mind). After every T&T'er has had their turn they get a treat OR if they feel the House owner had over tapped (hit to hard) they are allowed to trick, usually by rolling a peeled clementine down the hallway. It all sounds a little quaint and odd but it's very popular. On the 5th of November most houses burn a Guy in their garden to celebrate the execution of Guy fawkes in the gun powder plot.
Firstly seven days before Halloween on the 24th of October the Trick or Treat'ers have to go round with a letter of consent to every house they intend to visit on the 31st. The letter on A5 paper has the names of the visitors on the top and bottom of the sheet in portrait and the visited house has to agree Witchcome the traditional term for the visit. The paper is then cut in half and on Halloween it is pasted on the door or window to allow the visit to take place. The Trick or treat'ers must carry their half of the sheet on the visit and check that their witchcome acceptance sheet is on display or they must not knock. This stops old people getting bothered if they don't wish to participate.
Upon arriving at an acceptance house the T&T's in odd number groups of no more than five (the number of witches burnt in the 1925 fire) Must each knock on the door and shout "Witchcome Witchcome Witchcome" then stand completely still and quiet, while the house owner opens the door. The house owner greets the T&T's with a hazel broom (masses of these are sold at this time of year but it is traditional to keep them year after year). Without saying anything he or she holds the broom twigs above the head of the middle T&T'er no more than a foot above his/her head. You then have 'Witchcome standoff' eventually one of the T&T'ers will shout "Witchcome" and the homeowner tries to tap the shouter on the head with the broom (not hard mind). After every T&T'er has had their turn they get a treat OR if they feel the House owner had over tapped (hit to hard) they are allowed to trick, usually by rolling a peeled clementine down the hallway. It all sounds a little quaint and odd but it's very popular. On the 5th of November most houses burn a Guy in their garden to celebrate the execution of Guy fawkes in the gun powder plot.
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5891. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video And That's What a Bike Traveling At 200mph Looks Like
#6 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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5892. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video And That's What a Bike Traveling At 200mph Looks Like
#3 Yes but that's 220 mph too fast, but at 200mph he would be in orbit it's a bit like back to the future hard to grasp if your hair is too long. By the way thanks for getting rid of your profile picture, still appears in my nightmares
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5893. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video And That's What a Bike Traveling At 200mph Looks Like
#1 Fly? If he tries a wheelie he'll be in orbit
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5894. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Sick Euro Truck Simulator Setup
#17 Almost without exception what's wrong with people is religion one or another
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5895. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The true Ball Handler
#6 It isn't magic he's a God with a sticky head and glue balls
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5896. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video "Roar! I'm a lion!"
That lion who sounds more like a sea-lion needs to see a lion vet asap
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5897. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Sick Euro Truck Simulator Setup
#15 Hey Kenny boy I see Barbs has let you onto the internet again. JJ is well aware that many professions make more money than Medics but then life isn't all about money is it. The love of a good woman is worth far more than the biggest diamond & if like you seem to do you measure success in dollars or whatever currency you had in Vietnam you will never be happy. Don't try and tell me or the rest of the Snotr community that Kids generally become programme writers because they don't.
There is a major leap from sitting in front of a screen all day killing aliens and writing a program to do the same and you know as well as I that the very vast majority of kids sitting in front of games all day will likely end up doing nothing more than working in menial jobs because they play rather than learn.
There is a major leap from sitting in front of a screen all day killing aliens and writing a program to do the same and you know as well as I that the very vast majority of kids sitting in front of games all day will likely end up doing nothing more than working in menial jobs because they play rather than learn.
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5898. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video The true Ball Handler
Now I would have been really impressed if he did all that while floating through the streets on his carpet
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5899. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Aladdin magic carpet prank
#11 Thunders, I do have a wild crazy zany arrestable side honest I do. But (and I didn't want to confess this on snort) I have a problem with Aladdin okay I can't help it and there is no rational reason for it except the 997 years I spent inside that fecking lamp. All I had was time to think up all this stuff and a fecking skateboard so yes I'm a little sore Okay
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5900. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Sick Euro Truck Simulator Setup
#10 All that you said is fine and good and yes people have been committing atrocities since Adam first saw Eve's boobies and she stole that apple app. The point you are missing is that this is 2015 the world should have grown up by now. An awful lot of histories evils could be put down to ignorance, lack of education superstitions about the world, god, medicine, science and idiots allowing leaders to get away with their masochistic psychopathic ideals.
Unfortunately there are still many parts of the world today living like it's 0015 and I don't mean a quarter past midnight. This incredible planet we all share could be such a wonderful place for everyone if it wasn't for the main driven by superstitious religious crap by backward thinking people who are nothing more than sheep following idiot sheep in wolves clothing. Wake up and smell the flowers, look at a sunset, listen to a bird sing and some Mozart and realise that in 150 years time no one will even remember your name.
11# Andrea you seem like a nice girl and I hope if you are in favour of speaking in the modern tongue that you don't use it during a hinterview cos then you'll see how sick fings arse.
Unfortunately there are still many parts of the world today living like it's 0015 and I don't mean a quarter past midnight. This incredible planet we all share could be such a wonderful place for everyone if it wasn't for the main driven by superstitious religious crap by backward thinking people who are nothing more than sheep following idiot sheep in wolves clothing. Wake up and smell the flowers, look at a sunset, listen to a bird sing and some Mozart and realise that in 150 years time no one will even remember your name.
11# Andrea you seem like a nice girl and I hope if you are in favour of speaking in the modern tongue that you don't use it during a hinterview cos then you'll see how sick fings arse.
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5901. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Windcatcher Airpad
#4 Wait till the Chinese get hold of it and it will That said if you regularly need to inflate things nudge nudge it could make all the difference, know what I mean, know what I mean, don't want to put your mouth on a valve hey hey, dirty valve hey, nudge nudge wink wink say no more, one big bref hey whoor Does your wife like photographs, photography he asked him knowingly, bet she does, bet she does, holiday snaps hey hey, say no more but I'm not insinuating anyfing but whooor hey, whooor say no more. Dirti valve been on the floor whoor all those germs whoor, cuckoo spit hey whoor on the valve, dirty valve
That said if you regularly need to inflate things nudge nudge it could make all the difference, know what I mean, know what I mean, don't want to put your mouth on a valve hey hey, dirty valve hey, nudge nudge wink wink say no more, one big bref hey whoor Does your wife like photographs, photography he asked him knowingly, bet she does, bet she does, holiday snaps hey hey, say no more but I'm not insinuating anyfing but whooor hey, whooor say no more. Dirti valve been on the floor whoor all those germs whoor, cuckoo spit hey whoor on the valve, dirty valve 53
5902. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Aladdin magic carpet prank
#9 I just see a guy on a skateboard and I've seen too many of those already
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5903. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Sick Euro Truck Simulator Setup
#7 Absolutely the good old days before all the school shootings, mass internet paedophiles praying on our children, suicide bombers blowing themselves up for no fecking reasonable reason, hysterical radicalised extremist terrorism, racial unrest even in America passenger planes getting shot out of the sky, countries that still behead lash and stone to death and people who say fink, fru, fings, sick and other nonsense. So much better in 2015
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5904. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Aladdin magic carpet prank
Am I missing something here!! These guys fix a fecking frame onto a skateboard cover it in material dress a guy up as Aladdin who stands on the fecking thing and people are amazed?? Hey guys look around you there's a pram wonder how that works and a bicycle oh look a car wow!! hallelujah tis a miracle
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5905. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Sick Euro Truck Simulator Setup
Call me old fashioned (because that will really bother me a lot ) but so many kids are wasting their lives playing on these fecking games unsupervised time wise, what a waste.
Also who at snotr allowed 'sick' in the title of this video I find it infuriating that the English language is hijacked and twisted by a generation who can't talk or spell properly. I mean who first came up with 'sick' as a word meaning good, wonderful, great, incredible I bet nobody knows but I'll bet it was some punk who left school at 12 and goes around saying fink instead of think fru instead of through. It's no wonder the world is going to the dogs.
I caught an episode of the British X factor of satellite the other night and the 'Pop Star' Oily (sic) Marrs while interviewing contestants kept saying FINGS like "Are you glad you got FRU" and "what did you FINK of your performance" for goodness sake can't they find someone who can talk properly. He would be straight in the 'Book' you know which one. JJ SASSP
) but so many kids are wasting their lives playing on these fecking games unsupervised time wise, what a waste.Also who at snotr allowed 'sick' in the title of this video I find it infuriating that the English language is hijacked and twisted by a generation who can't talk or spell properly. I mean who first came up with 'sick' as a word meaning good, wonderful, great, incredible I bet nobody knows but I'll bet it was some punk who left school at 12 and goes around saying fink instead of think fru instead of through. It's no wonder the world is going to the dogs.
I caught an episode of the British X factor of satellite the other night and the 'Pop Star' Oily (sic) Marrs while interviewing contestants kept saying FINGS like "Are you glad you got FRU" and "what did you FINK of your performance" for goodness sake can't they find someone who can talk properly. He would be straight in the 'Book' you know which one. JJ SASSP
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5906. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Ever heard of a Chapman Stick?
#9 Ah bless you Thunders. I don't actually give a rats ass about the mark downs if I'm honest, just find it strange when it's a totally neutral comment unlike some of my spiky one's. There are obviously some people who search you and I out probably don't even read the comments and go straight for the negative key. Some are probably French (titter titter)I noticed my ball park story actually got 7 votes and was still at zero Do you think I'm dividing the community It's a crazy world we live in. I'll pop you a positive when ever I'm passing just for the fun of it JJ
Do you think I'm dividing the community It's a crazy world we live in. I'll pop you a positive when ever I'm passing just for the fun of it JJ53
5907. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Beer Pong Dun
#7 Now he knows for sure
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5908. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Wheelie At 100 MPH. What could go wrong?
I call them Twonks Two Wheels of no Known sense
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5909. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Aquapark
#3 The next morning.......just kidding
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5910. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Beer Pong Dun
#3 I think he was thinking Meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
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5911. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Aquapark
I'm guessing you mysteriously find yourself in Paris France on the top of the Eifel tower where David Copperfield is waiting for you but incredibly he's now only a foot high crying like a baby because he hates France and the French and he's dropped his icecream ironically onto a Spaniard who just happened to be jogging below. You ask him why he hates the French and he says well doesn't everyone and you snigger to yourself in only partial agreement. Then you ask him what about this crazy water ride and he denies having anything to do with it and explains that he's not so big anymore. Unfortunately the lift isn't working so fifteen minutes later you arrive at the bottom with jelly legs (or your sister as you're supposed to call her) hailing a taxi which is the most expensive mistake since paying to go in the water park, you say in your best French which is basically just English only really loud "OI Frenchey, take me to the airport wee wee" Having stopped for a pissy enroute which is also French and therefore silly, you board a plane for Constantinople cos you heard it in a song once and find that they fecking changed it's name, disappointed you write war and peace send it to your editor who says it's a good read but there was no need to have written it because Leo Tolstoy had already written it. 1225 fecking pages for nothing!! fuming!! you have an early night. To be continued
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5912. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Beer Pong Dun
I mean what the feck did this idiot think was going to happen
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5913. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video PEOPLE ARE AWESOME 2015
Walky pole guy was a bit good
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5914. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Adorable baby deer refuses to leave the man who saved her life in heartwarming footage
#18 Suxi When a word is slang it's often used by all manor of people some of which will spell it any way they fecking want. Stop being so pernickety
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5915. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Ever heard of a Chapman Stick?
In many ways it looks much more comfortable to play than a guitar there is no strain on the wrist or elbow joints, I like it you know you have a secret admirer when they mark you down for absolutely no reason. Also I thought you couldn't update a comment after someone has marked you up or down??????????
you know you have a secret admirer when they mark you down for absolutely no reason. Also I thought you couldn't update a comment after someone has marked you up or down??????????53
5916. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video A Military Surveillance Blimp Came Loose In Maryland And Floated Into Northern Pennsylvania
I wonder how much a blimp costs All that huffing and puffing
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5917. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Adorable baby deer refuses to leave the man who saved her life in heartwarming footage
#16 It's slang
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5918. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Adorable baby deer refuses to leave the man who saved her life in heartwarming footage
#11 In England the word deer or dear would often be used to mean expensive as explained by Bob marley man. It would be used is sentences like "We don't go to that shop any more because it's a bit dear" or "He does a good job but he's a bit deer (expensive).
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5919. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Adorable baby deer refuses to leave the man who saved her life in heartwarming footage
I'm ashamed to say that I like venison but I don't have it very often because it's a little deer
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5920. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Adorable baby deer refuses to leave the man who saved her life in heartwarming footage
Bambi is alive
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5921. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Meanwhile in Romania...
#17 Blue Spot
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5922. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Meanwhile in Japan...
#13 You didn't have a wet incident did you Thunders cos I'm not insured
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5923. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Amateur ATM robbery goes very wrong
#11 Yes maddening wasn't it
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5924. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Amateur ATM robbery goes very wrong
Bet his name is Rodney... the Plonker. I only wish he had reversed and got the chain stuck under his truck wheels and couldn't drive off. Guess that only happens in movies.
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5925. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Meanwhile in Japan...
#3 It's Mr Chicken to you punk and WTF do you mean you are Warry of me? Just what the Feck does Warry mean eh? Do you mean Marry? Is that what you fecking mean, you mean you want to fecking Marry me is that it? Is you saying that you is coming out as a Hendrosexual is that it? Are you letting all these good people know that you have a Hen fetish? A swing to the general direction of a chickens organ area? Well let me tell you now Herpes I'm not that kind of chicken OKay, keep your dirty paws to yourself.
You will now have to go into The official Book of feckers First testicle with all the other sexually confused poultry fiddlers NUTS JJ SASSP
By the way just thought of the perfect comment to this video...Would you Adam and Eve it
You will now have to go into The official Book of feckers First testicle with all the other sexually confused poultry fiddlers
NUTS JJ SASSPBy the way just thought of the perfect comment to this video...Would you Adam and Eve it
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5926. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Meanwhile in Japan...
Whoooooooo that was weird
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5927. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Meanwhile in Romania...
#12 Great all done. I hope you are in when it gets there otherwise you will be responsible for a frozen caged doggy
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5928. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video When you cant sleep
#14 I said a shallow one, you know with bubble bath and perfume to make them smell nice By the way are you suggesting that if they were cats you wouldn't mind how deep it was
By the way are you suggesting that if they were cats you wouldn't mind how deep it was 53
5929. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video When you cant sleep
It's a pity there isn't a little pond (shallow one) that they could be dunked into
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5930. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Meanwhile in Romania...
#10 You won't believe this but the brother of one of my staff installed the air con unit at the BRD shop you can just see it on the left of the shop at the beginning of the video. I'll get him to get in touch with his brother who can get in touch with the shop owner and get the dog kidnap.. I'm mean caught, caged up and transported. What's your address & zip code for postage
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5931. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Monster machine building bridges in China
Just imagine if this machine went berserk and started building bridges everywhere. It would be the planet equivalent of Fibrodysplasia Ossificans Progressiva which is the most evil illness I have come across with the possible exception of Epidermolysis Bullosa.
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5932. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Meanwhile in Romania...
I am currently trying to get a bill passed for a change in the law that I know will interest many people. Basically I want to make it okay by law that if you either pull up beside or find yourself on the pavement beside anyone playing shitty music at full volume from their car that it is okay to pull out a magnum 44 and shoot them once in the head, only once mind or it might seem excessive and I don't want to be accused of that.
Obviously I'm going to need a few more signatures I have 11 million already but I like to be prepared in case of objections at the top. I don't want to exclude all music so to be fair to all I thought I would exclude any music that I like, as I feel I have a good rounded taste that could never be considered offensive. Having watched the above video and knowing how easy it is to get a law passed in Romania (what you have in your wallet will usually suffice) I intend to use him as target practice but only if it's between 10am and 12 noon on a Sunday
Obviously I'm going to need a few more signatures I have 11 million already but I like to be prepared in case of objections at the top. I don't want to exclude all music so to be fair to all I thought I would exclude any music that I like, as I feel I have a good rounded taste that could never be considered offensive.
Having watched the above video and knowing how easy it is to get a law passed in Romania (what you have in your wallet will usually suffice) I intend to use him as target practice but only if it's between 10am and 12 noon on a Sunday 53
5933. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Think you can play the guitar?
#8 46 years and you're not even half as good as this guy? are you holding it the right way up? what about the guitar? I've been playing around twenty years and I think I could take him & you obviously
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5934. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Crushing granite with a jaw crusher
#13 I guess we missed man power the guy loading the cruncher, filling the diesel and pressing the on button.
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5935. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Concrete Absorbs Gallons of Water
#6 Since when did God get into the Asphalt business? There has to be a monopolies commission issue here. While on the subject why is there only one monopolies commission and why does only one company make the game Monopoly
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5936. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How expensive is to own a Buggati
#3 So does Ferrari..............
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5937. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Think you can play the guitar?
82 years, yeah that's about how long it would take me to play like that. Is that misplaced Eb still considered a bum note when you are 82 or lets just not mention it. I bet he wishes he had been playing all his life now instead of switching from drums at 80
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5938. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Playable ART Helicone
I would like a large one in the garden instead of one of the trees with a remote control then every time a kookaburra or a fecking cockatoo lands, I would turn it back into the Helicone original shape really quickly
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5939. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Simon's Cat - Hot Water
#6 not by me
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5940. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Simon's Cat - Hot Water
What a superb cartoon, makes me want to take up cartoonmanship. I think I will! I'm actually off to join the manship of cartoonism I may be some time, wish me luck........step step step step step....Okay I Thought I would start with a surreal cartoon this is my first, you will notice I'm not using the conventional image cartoon, mine is minimalist. I'm calling style Imagacartoonmanship, I use no pencil, no paper I just think about it...enjoy..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................------------------so what do you think? you weren't expecting that ending were you, be honest? it kinda crept up on you like a spider up the nose in the middle of the night when you are fast asleep, making it's way past all that nasal hair up the tiny hole at the top where it switches your upper respiratory light on, the one you didn't know you had or you would have had it PAT tested. The passageway now clear like a long corridor it makes it's way towards that soft but distant noise which gets louder as it nears...then coming to an old (about the same age as you) door with a little purple handle it opens it and suddenly the air passage becomes a nose bar with disco music where a barman called Stefan is serving snot in tiny glasses to a gathering of lung dust formed into the shaped of a monkey who has just selected Lobo on the jukebox, mysteriously connected to the same power circuit as the lights which you normally wouldn't do for health and safety reasons. The spider who has now shed four of his legs which he has formed into a crazy Ikea shaped chair so now looks more like a fox, sits back and sings gently to himself "Baby I'd love you to love me, the way that I love you, the way that it should be,ouu ouu ouu, if you'd only let it be"...........The problem is I wouldn't have any ideas for a cartoon
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5941. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Crushing granite with a jaw crusher
...and diesel
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5942. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Seal Jumps On Guy's Boat And Makes A Friend
What an absolute privilege, you're a lucky man.
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5943. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Crushing granite with a jaw crusher
Things you never knew existed like the folding turtle or the see through lamppost or bilingual toothbrushes not to mention the dissolving dressing table
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5944. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Backwards Running Competition
Monty Python strikes again. How come the sound wasn't reversed or perhaps it was and my brain sorted it out, we really needed to see someone fall over for the full effect.
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5945. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Hurricane Patricia has arrived!
The terrible forces of nature. #1 By the way you are in the GBOF FT for that! You won't know what that means either and the only way you will find out is by searching back through previous comments. JJ SASSP
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5946. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Cotton candy looks like a beautiful flower
#7 They are meant for sharing between goats
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5947. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video People crushing it at work
#3 Yes and the chosen weapon of the Grimy Reaper
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5948. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Cotton candy looks like a beautiful flower
Cotton Candy! everyone knows in the civilised world it's called Candy Floss
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5949. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Fake Bomb Detector ADE 651
This is quite an old story and the perpetrator has been where he should stay in jail for a number of years already. Obviously an utter and complete barsteward with no regard at all for human life and only interested in lining his pockets.
Two things are amazing here the first that he was able to get away with it for so long without anyone taking this piece of junk to pieces for analysis STUPIDS everywhere and secondly that he must have known eventually he was going to get caught what an utter Twat. Apparently the case cost more to produce than the shite that was inside.
Two things are amazing here the first that he was able to get away with it for so long without anyone taking this piece of junk to pieces for analysis STUPIDS everywhere and secondly that he must have known eventually he was going to get caught what an utter Twat. Apparently the case cost more to produce than the shite that was inside.
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5950. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Underground Parking Garage
Good place to drop the kids when you go shopping
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5951. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How Bed Bugs Feast On You
#7 Hey sorry Pygo the yawn didn't mean anything, I had a really busy day and was falling asleep at the keyboard and I usually yawn just before I bang my face on the enter key.
#8 I wasn't aware that you were up voting all my comments Thunders (what even the crap one's) Now I'm sad as you have stopped What did you think of my Dutch comment yesterday?
#8 I wasn't aware that you were up voting all my comments Thunders (what even the crap one's) Now I'm sad as you have stopped
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5952. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Smartphone 3D Hologram Projector
#2 No, magic is pulling a rabbit from a hat or from someone's bottom
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5953. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Giethoorn - The Venice of Holland
#6 Did you like my comment
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5954. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Giethoorn - The Venice of Holland
This would seem an idyllic place to live until you realise that fecking tourist's are gaping through your windows every five seconds, you can't sunbath in private for the same reason. Then you've got the redlight ladies handing around on the corners pinching your berries If I lived there I would be up at the crack of Dawn (or whatever her...No I mustn't) and fixing a long length of wood across the water with a NO ENTRY sign in the middle of it 50 yards either side of my property
I wonder how many people know that Geithoorn was named after the famous Dutch Jazz trumpeter Gertrude Geithoorn 1737-1816 and that although the music in this video was added after filming there is a speaker system the length of the Geithoorn canal running from the Council building playing Gertrude's music continuously from 9:30am to 20:00 everyday of the week bar Sunday's. There are 375 speakers all together approximately one for each house in Geithoorn. The suicide rate in this smallish village is the highest in the whole of Holland as people move in thinking they will get used to the sound and some actually go insane. The most common method of suicide an ankle rope dangling the poor creature into the canal from a bridge. It has gotten so bad that it is illegal to sell rope within a five mile radius of Geithoorn centre.
Geldish Clemspunt the local hairdresser started the worlds only Ponny Haire sipplu (Pony tail hair supplier in English) and supplies the Hare Krishna alopecia society with an exclusive range of tails of all colours and lengths. no other supplier has been used since 1976.
If I lived there I would be up at the crack of Dawn (or whatever her...No I mustn't) and fixing a long length of wood across the water with a NO ENTRY sign in the middle of it 50 yards either side of my property I wonder how many people know that Geithoorn was named after the famous Dutch Jazz trumpeter Gertrude Geithoorn 1737-1816 and that although the music in this video was added after filming there is a speaker system the length of the Geithoorn canal running from the Council building playing Gertrude's music continuously from 9:30am to 20:00 everyday of the week bar Sunday's. There are 375 speakers all together approximately one for each house in Geithoorn. The suicide rate in this smallish village is the highest in the whole of Holland as people move in thinking they will get used to the sound and some actually go insane. The most common method of suicide an ankle rope dangling the poor creature into the canal from a bridge. It has gotten so bad that it is illegal to sell rope within a five mile radius of Geithoorn centre.
Geldish Clemspunt the local hairdresser started the worlds only Ponny Haire sipplu (Pony tail hair supplier in English) and supplies the Hare Krishna alopecia society with an exclusive range of tails of all colours and lengths. no other supplier has been used since 1976.
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5955. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How Bed Bugs Drink Your Blood
Hey Hey Hey! whats all this about bedbugs again!!! come on just because the last one was shite didn't require you to put another one on!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! over reation AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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5956. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Why you let sleeping snakes lie...
Is it fair to say that the owners dog/cat (you choose) with the camera didn't survive the filming.
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5957. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How Bed Bugs Feast On You
#5 yawn......................
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5958. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video What Your Handwriting Says About You
#5 Well I hope you killed him before he did any real damage.
I showed my hand writing to a hand writing expert and she said it was illegible then she corrected three spellings and gave me 3 out of 10 and wrote must try harder in red ink, which I couldn't read, so I told her she wouldn't get anywhere in life being so critical gave her 1 out of 10 and told her to start the next game of bingo.
I showed my hand writing to a hand writing expert and she said it was illegible then she corrected three spellings and gave me 3 out of 10 and wrote must try harder in red ink, which I couldn't read, so I told her she wouldn't get anywhere in life being so critical gave her 1 out of 10 and told her to start the next game of bingo.
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5959. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Samurai slices 100 mph baseball in two halfs
#12 I don't understand how that would make your lips shrink
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5960. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video 10 Unsolved Mysteries Of The Human Body
#4 Thunders, we're all wondering which antibiotic it is
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5961. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video How Bed Bugs Feast On You
Not wishing to moan but seeing as Suxi is absent I guess someone needs to. This is a shite piece of video Snotr! I've personally sent you far more interesting one's in the last week. What is the point of showing us a video of someone else talking about a video, not your usual standard
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5962. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Testing The Brakes On A Formula One Car
Man that's almost as exciting as when it's attached to the car
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5963. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Samurai slices 100 mph baseball in two halfs
#4 I don't want to agree with you so I won't.
I'd like to see him do it with a golf ball or better still a marble or even better a ball bearing. Also if he is so confident why not have it aiming at the centre of his skull or his ballestines Nuts
I'd like to see him do it with a golf ball or better still a marble or even better a ball bearing. Also if he is so confident why not have it aiming at the centre of his skull or his ballestines
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5964. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Medieval Rope-Making
A piece of string, tied in the middle went into a bar and tried to order a pint
The barman said "I'm sorry but I can't serve you"
The piece of string said "why can't you serve me"
The barman said "Well it's obvious isn't it, you're a piece of string aren't you?"
and the piece of string said "No I'm a fraid knot"
The barman said "I'm sorry but I can't serve you"
The piece of string said "why can't you serve me"
The barman said "Well it's obvious isn't it, you're a piece of string aren't you?"
and the piece of string said "No I'm a fraid knot"
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5965. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Oil Change Scam: A Hidden Camera Investigation
#5 As owner and author of The Great Book Of Feckers First Testicle, I am always on the side of those bruised by society's bad guys. You could say I'm a writer of wrongs
On that note I'm really pissed off with this exposé TV program for several reasons A) They are so drawn out...get to the point! B)Trying to interview a guy that obviously has no intent on being interviewed who is in his car! STUPID!! C)Why having video proof that work charged for and not carried out or needed don't they video the customers going back for the FECKING REFUND, doesn't matter that they are from the studio, they paid so they are customers. OR Better still in the case of the woman, why don't they get a Hell's Angel lookalike posing as her husband to go back in and gently point out that he had done those jobs the day before and what the FECK were they playing at. He could also point out that his mates will be stopping every car that comes out of their garage asking what they had done for the foreseeable future.
On that note I'm really pissed off with this exposé TV program for several reasons A) They are so drawn out...get to the point! B)Trying to interview a guy that obviously has no intent on being interviewed who is in his car! STUPID!! C)Why having video proof that work charged for and not carried out or needed don't they video the customers going back for the FECKING REFUND, doesn't matter that they are from the studio, they paid so they are customers. OR Better still in the case of the woman, why don't they get a Hell's Angel lookalike posing as her husband to go back in and gently point out that he had done those jobs the day before and what the FECK were they playing at. He could also point out that his mates will be stopping every car that comes out of their garage asking what they had done for the foreseeable future.
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5966. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Stop taking pictures of me!!!!
is it cos she's black. Why is it every time I look at the thumbnail I start humming bat out of hell! nuts
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5967. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Koko's New Kittens
#3 Sniff Sniff That's the nicest thing anyone as said to me today
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5968. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Oil Change Scam: A Hidden Camera Investigation
Take a little tip from me, when you go in a store or a garage only have done what you went in for! Tell them you will think about the rest. Go in expecting the gits to try and upsell you and stand up to them, if it worries you take someone with you with tattoo's and muscles. Tell them you have a camera under the bonnet recording what they do following bad service at another garage. Don't let the feckers get away with it
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5969. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Oil Change Scam: A Hidden Camera Investigation
I'm absolutely sure this is happening all the time all over the world. The barstewards
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5970. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Choreographed Performance By 120,000 North Koreans
#17 Well I would say you have been completely unsuccessful at putting anyone in their place. I see the hey cobber made you think I was an Aussie, that would have been a little obvious don't you think. I think you will be aware that isis isn't my favourite group neither is 1D and I'm not in favour of violence but the sight of blood doesn't faze me. I am intrigued, as you have brought it up as an example, what you consider to be an British intelligence that hasn't developed as in the convicts that were sent to Australia. Most of which stayed there. It is quite popular is Aus to be related to one of them by the way as 20% of Australians are.
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5971. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Koko's New Kittens
Not all, Suxi doesn't, oh sorry you said opposable thumbs, my mistake
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5972. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Back To The Future
They are slightly faster than walking, I love it
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5973. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Go For A Ride With Tesla's New Autopilot System
It would be interesting to see what it did in the event of a multicar pileup on the freeway when it's only option is to get hit from behind or is that when the VTOL system kicks in.
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5974. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Choreographed Performance By 120,000 North Koreans
#15 I've noticed how you always get aggressive when backed into a corner maybe your nationality is less important than your breed. I'm thinking rat! Seeing as you are so full of yourself and anti anonymity why don't you let us all have your full real name and address, telephone number, occupation place of work, job title extension number thereof and when it would be convenient to pop round for a coffee, hey cobber
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5975. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Choreographed Performance By 120,000 North Koreans
#9 Nationality wrong and I'm very sure I out educate you. A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
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5976. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Trotify In The Wild
Do they do one for a Maserati Gran Turismo
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5977. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Choreographed Performance By 120,000 North Koreans
#8 What you have just been watching is an example of heaven since Kim 11 Sung was a God apparently and his son is therefore the son of God. Technically if you don't believe that then you are an atheist.
Either way here is an example of what it might be like at head office with everyone worshipping away.
Either way here is an example of what it might be like at head office with everyone worshipping away.
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5978. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Parents Explain The Birds and the Bees
Mummy get your hands out of your pocket for goodness sake
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5979. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video GoPro: Red Bull X Alps
#3 What happened did you fall off your chair Limpy
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5980. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video 10 Infamous Sporting Cheats
Despicable bad bad bad bad bad peeps
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5981. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Beauty Of Life
#11 You are indeed in that group.
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5982. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Extra Gum: The Story of Sarah & Juan
What a lovely story and a beautiful ending of a new beginning and such a beautiful girl
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5983. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Beauty Of Life
#9 I'm guessing you directed your last comment to the wrong person, no matter, I'll answer anyway. You've already proved that you are an idiot in your well slapped down comments last week.
On this subject it's all conjecture you have no evidence that a) Their is a heaven, b) It's dimensions or the space required for a soul or spirit c) I can believe that the oceans are one day going to levitate and turn into flamingos it doesn't mean they ever will.
Everything you believe you did not know before you were born, you have either been told or read it from a book or in your case probably by looking at the pictures. if the book is fantasy then that is what you now believe. The only thing on your side is that no one ever come's back from the dead to prove or disprove your theory (NO ONE). Which if you think about it gives exactly 50% credence to both theories.
On this subject it's all conjecture you have no evidence that a) Their is a heaven, b) It's dimensions or the space required for a soul or spirit c) I can believe that the oceans are one day going to levitate and turn into flamingos it doesn't mean they ever will.
Everything you believe you did not know before you were born, you have either been told or read it from a book or in your case probably by looking at the pictures. if the book is fantasy then that is what you now believe. The only thing on your side is that no one ever come's back from the dead to prove or disprove your theory (NO ONE). Which if you think about it gives exactly 50% credence to both theories.
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5984. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Designing Your Own One-Of-A-Kind Rolls-Royce
#8 I don't have beefs I'm a vegetarian
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5985. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Beauty Of Life
Their lives are far from empty and senseless because their lives are free of the nonsense of religion. They are free to live the only life that everyone is going to get without the crap that their every thought and dream is being scrutinised by some maker. in the hope that they are going to some better place after they die, how ridiculous an idea is that.
56.575.000 people have died on this planet in the last 12 months slightly less the year before and slightly less the year before that and okay the population of the earth has crept up to it's present high but imagine how many people have died since the beginning on human kind. Fecking lots, so assume (which I know makes an Ass out of you and me) that there is a heaven, just one, it's going to be rather overcrowded don't you think. Full of ex wives, ex husbands, newer wives newer husbands, girlfriends that you once cheated on people you didn't get on with. Not for me thanks.
56.575.000 people have died on this planet in the last 12 months slightly less the year before and slightly less the year before that and okay the population of the earth has crept up to it's present high but imagine how many people have died since the beginning on human kind. Fecking lots, so assume (which I know makes an Ass out of you and me) that there is a heaven, just one, it's going to be rather overcrowded don't you think. Full of ex wives, ex husbands, newer wives newer husbands, girlfriends that you once cheated on people you didn't get on with. Not for me thanks.
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5986. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Bad luck and mishaps - The most beautiful football Fails
ooh that last one gotta hurt, pool girl
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5987. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video When Fish Attack
That is what is known as being fished in the head
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5988. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Medical Marijuana Card
#15 And I don't usually mix up 12 with 11 but this time I did
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5989. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Beauty Of Life
#4 I certainly did Cami and along with my mother they taught me to use my own mind, to question and to not be a sheep.
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5990. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Designing Your Own One-Of-A-Kind Rolls-Royce
No Rolls Royce customer is special they just have too much fecking money and think that makes them special. If they were special they would use their money for the benefit of cancer research dying children and grown ups. There are plenty of people suffering in the world for the lack of financial aid. Instead these morons have a fecking colour named after them on an over priced car that used to be British and is now owned by Germans.
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5991. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Medical Marijuana Card
#12 You can't be saying that you have had a full blown migraine for 63 years. If that is your age you must have been born with a migraine or you have been smoking too much Weed and it has clouded your mind and memory, I'd stop now.
All this positive talk about marijuana I am not hearing any mention of the psychosis that it causes, about the now credible links to mental illness including schizophrenia
All this positive talk about marijuana I am not hearing any mention of the psychosis that it causes, about the now credible links to mental illness including schizophrenia
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5992. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Beauty Of Life
And there speaks one very intelligent man who understandably is an Atheist
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5993. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How filmmakers manipulate our emotions using color
#3 Practically any shade of women? except green or blue or grey or purple, no actually purple is okay & green & Blue but not grey uum.. no definitely not grey or puce if septic is a colour then not septic or sepsis or immunosuppressed what ever colour that is or actual white thats not a good look in my opinion, did I mention puce definitely not puce or damson
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5994. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Lecture to parents..
#3 Thunders, it's a mathematical fact that if men listened to everything a woman said a) They wouldn't get anything done b) They would be too confused to do anything, what with all the options and all & c) They would all become philosophers.
I have spent a lot of years listening to women (most of whom I adore by the way) I have drawn one major conclusion which tops all the many little conclusions that I have drawn apart from the fact that they are mostly all crazy by one degree or another, but that's for another day. I have tried to turn this into a perfect equation like Einstein's E=MC2 (fecking can't do a little 2 sorry) instead I will bring it down to a minimum sentence that will hopefully explain the big picture.
A man will cross the road and not mention so doing, BECAUSE IT ISN'T NECESSARY! A woman will cross the road and tell all her friends, EVEN THOUGH IT ISN'T NECESSARY! or BIIN+ETIIN2 nuts
I have spent a lot of years listening to women (most of whom I adore by the way) I have drawn one major conclusion which tops all the many little conclusions that I have drawn apart from the fact that they are mostly all crazy by one degree or another, but that's for another day. I have tried to turn this into a perfect equation like Einstein's E=MC2 (fecking can't do a little 2 sorry) instead I will bring it down to a minimum sentence that will hopefully explain the big picture.
A man will cross the road and not mention so doing, BECAUSE IT ISN'T NECESSARY! A woman will cross the road and tell all her friends, EVEN THOUGH IT ISN'T NECESSARY! or BIIN+ETIIN2
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5995. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Lecture to parents..
Future ambassador of unicef in fact current if she was to apply
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5996. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video We are (apparently) here to stay
Its two things, sad and true. And guns doth butter no parsnips
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5997. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Pirelli, an amazing walk on Christ The Redeemer
I wonder what destruction number this has in the ISIS book of lets break everything, I bet it's up there.
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5998. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video ‘TV reporter’ flies into rage, delivers 'f***ing news' uncensored
#9 By the way there is no 'or' about it, it is you. Feck sake are you menstruating by any chance. <---- that's me steering
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5999. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Wet Soccer!
I've watched this seven times now and it's disgusting, shouldn't be allowed, barla barla barla.
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6000. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video English Sports
This was the first time a fringe of that quality was caught on film, outstanding top hole.
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6001. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Got a mole problem on your golf course?
How the fick fack fock did he do that. Did he bury the mole a few seconds earlier me thinks
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6002. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How to get out of parking fines
I think we should all make a conscious effort to use this phrase sometime today and report back tomorrow with it's response.
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6003. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Why does the placebo effect work?
#2 No it's just you, you need a minimum of 24-core CPU with the 2016 flish flash player for Snotr. Back to the video all very interesting apart from the reference to Stone Henge. I have noted over the years that previously 223 and now 224 explanations have been given for the use of this Henge.
No fecker knows what it's there for and to suggest that it might be a placebo Henge although a possibility I find as weird as most of the others. My personal favourites include a hugh wardrobe henge, A Druid circus tent foundation henge, A Gladiator knock your opponent off the top of the next stone with an enormous scaled up Qtip henge. A dog training Henge for a druid Xfactor game. An early trampoline henge, A Laser quest henge awaiting the invention of a laser. A device henge for getting women pregnant and an early attempt at an open prison for convicted sheep worriers.
No fecker knows what it's there for and to suggest that it might be a placebo Henge although a possibility I find as weird as most of the others. My personal favourites include a hugh wardrobe henge, A Druid circus tent foundation henge, A Gladiator knock your opponent off the top of the next stone with an enormous scaled up Qtip henge. A dog training Henge for a druid Xfactor game. An early trampoline henge, A Laser quest henge awaiting the invention of a laser. A device henge for getting women pregnant and an early attempt at an open prison for convicted sheep worriers.
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6004. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Deaf Man Becomes Incredible Finger 'Dancer
He's taking too fast I can't tell what he's saying. It started off with "Watch this it's amazing"... then I lost it
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6005. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Wet Soccer!
I'm just glad this wasn't with men as it would be so demeaning.
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6006. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video GoPro Himalayan 4,500 km Adventure
I love these video's but for slightly different reasons. As mentioned in the video so many area's of the world these days are populated with fecking terrorists who would like nothing more than to either kill you are kidnap you for ransom. Especially if you have the misfortune of being American. Each turn of a corner on these guys bikes could be the start of a very different kind of unpleasant adventure. Sad I know but this is one of the safest ways of seeing these places.
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6007. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Lego Titanic
Lego is the best toy you can give your kids, buy it for birthdays, Christmas, after trips to the dentist, encourage all their friends and family to buy it for all presents. Then hopefully when they are eighteen they will have enough to build their own house and feck off.
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6008. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Beer Tricks You Won't Believe Actually Work
I like to tease my plants when I water them so I water them with ice cubes. Oh they were asking for beer tricks..Okay, I know how to make several disappear.
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6009. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Zooming Into A Gigapixel Image Of Andromeda Will Make You Feel Very Small
Whether you are religious or not the only words that do that image justice is OH MY GOD
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6010. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video A guy breaks down in his car (deliberately)
#1 Better to rely on real help unfortunately
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6011. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Lego Titanic
No next do the iceberg
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6012. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video An Island in a Lake, in an Island in a Lake, in an Island in the Ocean
#7 Every Englishman's home is his castle
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6013. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video An Island in a Lake, in an Island in a Lake, in an Island in the Ocean
#4 Apologies I missed out the pond. So I have an island within a pond within a garden within a moat within a county within a canal within a country within three oceans.
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6014. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video An Island in a Lake, in an Island in a Lake, in an Island in the Ocean
I felt like I was watching someone's boring holiday snaps, which I was I guess. I've got an island in my pond and our property is surrounded by a moat (yes really) and the county is within a circle of canals, my country is surrounded by oceans so technically I have an island within a moat within a canal within three oceans.
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6015. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Can Birds Actually Deliver Messages?
Hens can do it but it takes a while
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6016. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video This Is What Happens When A Semi-Truck Full Of Bees Flips Over On A Highway
#12 Only practically everyone on the planet it's no fun having 7 billion enemy's you know, you really have to watch over your shoulder most of the time. It's almost like my SUXy
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6017. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Turkish Ice Cream Man
#35 VERY FUNNY GEESTER and you are supposed to be admin. I do have to say though that your link showing what appeared to be full frontal nudity of the guy from behind really surprised me and turned out to be...well lets just say 'That president' where on earth did you find that.
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6018. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video China Traffic Jams
Proof if you needed it that there is no god.
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6019. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Installation of the Incity tower spire by helicopter
I used a very similar method when I fed my telephone cable through the wall to the lounge. Smaller helicopter of course.
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6020. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Pregnant Girlfriend Prank Backfires
It was obvious he had spotted the camera as he sat down and he looked at it again a few seconds later.
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6021. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Turkish Ice Cream Man
Oh my goodness what on earth is going on here, cool it brothers and sisters, I am alarmed Once again religion and references to it are causing fights. Why don't we all just agree here and now that there is no such thing as God in any religion everyone who has ever died hasn't gone anywhere they are simply not alive anymore just the same as everything that has ever lived including the insects, fish, birds, dinosaurs and your dogs and cats. That way life on earth can be much simpler for everyone. Peace and goodwill to all ah Fecking men.
Once again religion and references to it are causing fights. Why don't we all just agree here and now that there is no such thing as God in any religion everyone who has ever died hasn't gone anywhere they are simply not alive anymore just the same as everything that has ever lived including the insects, fish, birds, dinosaurs and your dogs and cats. That way life on earth can be much simpler for everyone. Peace and goodwill to all ah Fecking men. 53
6022. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video This Is What Happens When A Semi-Truck Full Of Bees Flips Over On A Highway
#10 But Thunders he eats Owls, why should I wait
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6023. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Seal Sunbathing
#7 All I will say to the American/British comparison is that if that is correct the vast majority of British BMI excesses must stay indoors whereas the greater majority of the American BMI excesses display openly, because having spent a fair amount of my time in both countries I can absolutely assure you that the USA win's the fatty stakes hands down.
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6024. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Seal Sunbathing
Looks to be early morning ,must be a German seal. If not that's a German's foot arriving with a towel
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6025. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Drawings of WWII exploding chocolate bar bombs discovered
Just what this peaceful none terrorist none fundamentalist world needs right now. Some freehand precision bomb making diagrams I give up I really do, fecking world has gone completely fecking mad, I'm off
I give up I really do, fecking world has gone completely fecking mad, I'm off 53
6026. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Michael Jackson - Human Nature (Piano Cover) Bence Peter
#1 Must be your system it sounds great on mine. BUT I am getting fed up of not being able to use my pc's back key on snotr and the auto start should be snotorted by now.
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6027. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Go The F*** To Sleep Song
#7#8 No one could ever accuse me of not having a sense of humour but this song is in really bad taste. I wonder if a parody song about a child dying of leukaemia would be acceptable to you or how about a breath in deeply song about the gas chambers in WW2 I'm sure that would be hilarious. Perhaps Child line ought to be contacted re having this crap as it's theme song. The point you are missing is that nothing stays within it's age recommendation these days, so kids will be singing this, some of which will undoubtedly grow up to be angry parents with this song in their repertoire.
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6028. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video This Is What Happens When A Semi-Truck Full Of Bees Flips Over On A Highway
#8 So do I and I bet Reet-a-wlo has a few as a side dish when he (or of course 'she's') eating Owl the barsteward.
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6029. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Sound Of Daft Punk Recreated By One Man In His Bedroom
Lie switch in on position "Oh I really think this is fecking wonderful, I'm off to buy the album"
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6030. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video This Is What Happens When A Semi-Truck Full Of Bees Flips Over On A Highway
#5 You ate an Owl! You barsteard, Yeah welcome to snotr. I'm sorry to have to advise you that Owl eating in any form, gets you on a page near the back in The Great Book Of Feckers First Testicle. I'd need to check but you may be the newest member to ever appear in that edition, I'll get back to when I'm sure! There isn't a prize or anything. Of course not only do you get fast tracked to the book but you also get your name deranged, hope you didn't spend too long thinking it up REET-A-WLO We'll call you REET for short, as in Reet barsteward for eating an Owl. JJ SASSP
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6031. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Timelapse: Albuquerque Balloon Fiesta
#2 I love them from the ground but you wouldn't get me up in one
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6032. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video What Happens When Scientists Install A Mirror In The Hoodest Part Of The Jungle?
#7 So lets get this right Diabolical Grinner! You think that you evolved from a fecking tree do you! Is that what you fecking think er? Is that the sum total of twelve or more fecking years of education for you er? You think that your Mom, dad, granny, granddad and all your past ancesters were sprung from the fecking branches or fecking twigs of a cedar. You thank that if you trace your family 'Tree' back far a fecking nuff you will find one who is part ancestor and part tree er is that what you think. So in your mind a fecking uncle at some point in the past generation had fecking leaves instead of hair around his willy knob did he? and a branch sprouting from his arse. I suppose he had fecking pineapples instead of the bollockylobs did he?
Well it's been a little while and I have had to blow a little dust off the cover BUT! you are straight in on the straight jacket page of The Great Book Of Feckers First testicle the pages of which may be related to you dna wise. Nutter
Well it's been a little while and I have had to blow a little dust off the cover BUT! you are straight in on the straight jacket page of The Great Book Of Feckers First testicle the pages of which may be related to you dna wise.
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6033. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Go The F*** To Sleep Song
I'm sorry but this is awful. All I hear is some crazed angry parent just before he or she beats their child to death. I never want to hear this again and it's now playing in my head! Thanks whoever recommended this you Barsteward
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6034. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Watch The Grueling Centrifuge Training It Takes To Become A Fighter Pilot
Scary to think that this happens to the pilots while flying a big expensive chunk of metal through the air
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6035. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Sound Of Daft Punk Recreated By One Man In His Bedroom
Sarcasm mode engaged: Yeah great
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6036. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video What Happens When Scientists Install A Mirror In The Hoodest Part Of The Jungle?
Interesting how the chimps (our nearest cousins) worked it out and the apes didn't.
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6037. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Japanese Livestreamer Accidentally Burns down his House on Twitch
I can't help feeling sorry for the guy. There was a moment when he could have put that out and then as fires often do it all went horribly wrong.
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6038. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How Our Memories Work And Why We Lose Them
I was going to comment on this video but now I've forgotten what it was about.
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6039. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Living in a Windmill
Great Kite.
Okay lets try for the whole song I'll start
A Mouse lived in a windmill in old Amsterdam
A Windmill with mice in is hardly surprising
Okay lets try for the whole song I'll start
A Mouse lived in a windmill in old Amsterdam
A Windmill with mice in is hardly surprising
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6040. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Cats being... cats - for better or worse but always amusing
Alright alright I give in, I'm a dog person but I'm turning
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6041. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video 15 surprising products
Am I the only one who now can't use my back key on Snotr?
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6042. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Amazing Birth Of A Hand Blown Glass Pitcher
A couple of hours and I think I would have that cracked apart from the handle.
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6043. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video German Scientists Make Self-healing Rubber
Really handy if you get a puncture in your garage and don't need to go out for a week and a bit
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6044. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Package Thief Loses More Than He gained
#1 OOOuuu be careful touchy subject perhaps a Poodle
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6045. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Alpine Ibex Defies Gravity On Italian Near-Vertical Dam
#6 There is food there. Small clumps of very nutritious plants and grasses an more importantly salts an minerals.
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6046. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Pit Bull Facts
#6 As everyone who knows me on Snotr will know I have no fear of controversy and can often be caught in the ocean swimming against the tide. I spend an awful amount of time in the presence of and studying dogs of every breed imaginable and their owners. I conclude that any dog is capable of aggression as everyone knows even the Chihuahua is related to the wolf as is every dog on the planet with the exception of the prairie dog.
I can see no point whatsoever in having a dog which IF it bites you are unable to get off the biteee. I don't think anyone could say that pit bulls are an attractive breed except for when they are puppies, when all breeds are cute, natures con. She does the same with rabbits hence the popularity of 12 week old rabbits in the pet shops and the lack of popularity of the majority of old rabbits which often become just something to feed and clean out by MUM!
People have pit bulls in the US for exactly the same reason they have Staffy in the UK because they are powerful and teenage boys think they make them look hard whereas a Cocker spaniel doesn't. 99 times out of a 100 when you hear of another dog being attacked in the park or someone getting bitten its a Staffy & my guess in the states it's the same plus the pit bull. My case which is brown leather with brass locks is duly rested.
I can see no point whatsoever in having a dog which IF it bites you are unable to get off the biteee. I don't think anyone could say that pit bulls are an attractive breed except for when they are puppies, when all breeds are cute, natures con. She does the same with rabbits hence the popularity of 12 week old rabbits in the pet shops and the lack of popularity of the majority of old rabbits which often become just something to feed and clean out by MUM!
People have pit bulls in the US for exactly the same reason they have Staffy in the UK because they are powerful and teenage boys think they make them look hard whereas a Cocker spaniel doesn't. 99 times out of a 100 when you hear of another dog being attacked in the park or someone getting bitten its a Staffy & my guess in the states it's the same plus the pit bull. My case which is brown leather with brass locks is duly rested.
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6047. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Pit Bull Facts
#4 I understand that all people are different but when 'Bad' people choose a dog to be 'bad' with them you have to ask yourself why do they choose a breed like the pit bull? its a no brainer.
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6048. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Slow Motion Attacks From Deadly Animals
#1 Beak
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6049. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Pit Bull Facts
I'm sorry to upset all you pit bull lovers out there obviously including you thundersnow but I'm going to. All through the video it says again and again "Can be" "Can Be socialised" "Can with strict training" Well I cannot believe that the US of A doesn't have problems with these dogs. Because I happen to know first hand that in the UK they are banned because although quite clearly mentioned in the video they do not have locking jaws what they do hsve is jaws that are impossible to open if they grasp another dog or a person especially a small person a child. So the fact that the jaws don't lock is irrelevant, as far as the dog is concerned they do. I have lost count of the amount of children that have been killed by this breed of dog and others a lot like it.
The problem is the type of people (generally) that are attracted to this breed do not want a cuddly companion they want the status of a fierce looking dog and disaster often follows. I will never understand why anyone would want a dog that looks like this when you could have instead a spaniel or a spinone or an Airedale or a Dalmatian or a Labrador.
The problem is the type of people (generally) that are attracted to this breed do not want a cuddly companion they want the status of a fierce looking dog and disaster often follows. I will never understand why anyone would want a dog that looks like this when you could have instead a spaniel or a spinone or an Airedale or a Dalmatian or a Labrador.
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6050. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Jack the Fox - A Day in the Life
#7 Yes if ISIS had a good reason we would be on a shiter planet than this one
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6051. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Power Plant Demolition Becomes Even More Badass When Chimneys Collide
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off
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6052. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Job Fails
And then the heath and safety executive was introduced.
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6053. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Jack the Fox - A Day in the Life
#6 I have indeed experienced the after effects of a fox slaughter both with chickens & Ducks and it's very unpleasant as most people know the fox kills & removes the heads of all those present and seemingly only takes one with him. This though is obvious behaviour if you think about it. Foxes have been around for much longer than coops and to come across twenty captive meals when you have to catch your own dinner what would you do. ISIS adopt this behaviour without a good reason.
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6054. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Truck transporting flour crashed into a building
#10 yeah he did he put on his window wipers and drove off, where were you? or did you think he turned into a driving Zombie, get real man! Are we sure it's flour by the way and not Putin's monthly coke delivery
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6055. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video $21,000 plane ride in one-bedroom suite
Good to know that when it crashes the rich feckers will die in luxury. I have to say that I never fly in first class by choice. What an absolutely disgraceful way of wasting money. A fool and his money are soon parted and it begs the question how a fool and his money got together in the first place.
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6056. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Uranium minerals emitting radiation inside a cloud chamber
Bad stuff, Bad Bad stuff, Bad Bad Bad, Stuff, Bad Bad Bad Bad Stuff, Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad ...................................................Stuff. Gjetost Good Stuff, Good Good Stuff, Good Good Good Stuff, Good Good Good Good Stuff, Good Good Good Good Good.....................................................................................................................Stuff
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6057. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Adorable Cockatoo Peekaboo
Adorable cockatoo I'm just glad it didn't say I'm a Grenade. Oh and by the way don't carry cans of petrol (Gas for the Americans) in your cars.
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6058. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Kid Breaks Friends Camera With Airsoft Gun
What the feck is an airsoft gun, I want one.
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6059. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Daniel Radcliffe Raps Blackalicious' "Alphabet Aerobics"
Not a big rap fan but that was impressive
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6060. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The UFO Guy
I think he's one of the failed first attempt body snatch Human/Little Green-man hybrids. So fecked up by the process they have left him to wander the Earth and talk shite to interviewers to throw us off the scent.
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6061. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video One of the cruelest yet funniest bits I've seen done on Family Guy
#7 Well thank DOG for that
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6062. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video If I had half this guy's talent, I'd never be bored again...
I half expected to see Buster Keaton having a big fight in and out of the swinging doors of a saloon, Wonderful
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6063. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Two cats and a snail
One nice package of schistomiasis duly delivered. On a lighter note I was really really hoping to see the moment when the crawled on cat realised their was a snail on it's leg and went UUUUUUUGGGGGGGG! and shook it off
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6064. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video German Shepherd throws a fit when she has to quit swimming
Okay yeah I guess he did a bit but I've seen worse
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6065. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video This is the most metal air drummer ever!
It's the Mule from Deep Purple
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6066. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video And here comes a knife...
#10 I'll take your monkey and raise you two Minkeys
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6067. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Girl doesn't realize she's in the middle of the wall of death
#9 Touchy admin today huh! Oh it wasn't you who choose the video was it, oh dear oh dear oh dear. You might have to go in The Great Book Of Feckers First Testicle
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6068. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video And here comes a knife...
#3 What did being Hurst do to you? Was it something to do with English football?
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6069. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Northern lights filmed in real time in Iceland! Really spectacular to see
Filmed in real time! How on earth did they do that
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6070. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Gus, I'm a Grenade!
pooh, pooh, pooh.
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6071. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video And here comes a knife...
Very good now lets see the fork
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6072. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Dangers Of Social Media (Child Predator Experiment) Boy Edition
Frightening just how easily this happens especially as was explained each of these kids watched the previous video just days before.
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6073. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video This is the most metal air drummer ever!
I wish he'd keep it down, some of us are trying to sleep
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6074. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Girl doesn't realize she's in the middle of the wall of death
I'm probably going to classed as approaching the old fuddy duddy chicken stage (although 10 yrs is good for a chicken so I'm already a wonder of nature) but!! What a fecking stupid concept and agree that who ever is choosing the video's at the moment probably needs to go off with stress. What you need of course is a SASSP writer of The Great Book Of Feckers First Testicle to weed out the shite and choose some interesting stuff. I'm fecking waiting! nuts
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6075. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Cooking and Food Fails
Felt really sorry for the popcorn lady sure hope she was insured.
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6076. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video One small airplane
It's a plane, so it's got wheels, so it's also a car, so get over it
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6077. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Doge Store Clerk
Now Try and take his snozzel using just our teeth
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6078. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video One of the cruelest yet funniest bits I've seen done on Family Guy
#5 Religion gets in the way one way or another with practically everything. It has just been announced that the 750+ Muslims crushed to death at Mecca were crushed to death because it was the will of Allah! I mean is it me! I do sometimes think that I'm living in a world of the Body snatchers and I'm the only rational person left. Everyone else (Snorarians excluded (well some of them)) seems to be living in The deluded state of I'll believe fecking anything I'm told Ville
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6079. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video 40 year old tantrum
#5 You're right he does
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6080. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video One of the cruelest yet funniest bits I've seen done on Family Guy
On the surface this is an appalling video, except that it gets you to look into her life and subsequent death, if you didn't know the story which then opens up a very massive debate. My personal feeling is that the individual should have the right to decide over their own mortality and certainly a living will would be a step in the right direction although its an issue of law. I don't think any religion should get in the way at all because it's nonsense and although I fully understand the possibilities of abuse of any system set up, I feel that an individual should have the right to decide when a certain state is reached within an illness that enough is enough.
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6081. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Man sings to 93 year old dying wife
#6 Sometimes you have to open up your heart and let a little hurt in. Wonderful piece of film. Don't you find when you see things like this that it makes absolute nonsense of all the violence and wickedness in the world. Love will always prevail that's what we were all really made for, nothing else matters.
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6082. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How a Retractable Ballpoint Pen Works
Great video I was though very very disappointed that he didn't do the funny face at the very end that he did on his last video on Snotr (can't remember what it was about now) I never in my imagination thought it clicked like that.
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6083. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Seeing this guy get help makes me so happy
Wonderful success story. #5 Welcome back Thunders, been away?
#5 Welcome back Thunders, been away? 53
6084. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video This Crazy Virtual Reality Controller Can Fling You Across the Room
#3 I'm sure that's just the demo. Take my Money anyway and hold the extension plans I need it to be bigger....Much bigger
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6085. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Fails Like Teen Spirit
I think it should be illegal to make a fails compilation video without this one at the beginning.
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6086. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Why you should buy an acrylic water pipe
I'm guessing this test idea was told to this guy by the rep who just off loaded the last two thousand of these items to this guy, which he had brought the week before from the company who's rep told him about the test and how it would sell his stock really easily. "Make yourself a video, put it on YouTube they will fly out the door". The next video will be of this guy trying to get the rep on the phone and finding himself in a long queue.
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6087. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video A Magician Never Shows You How A Trick Is Done, Unless They're Penn & Teller
#6 OOOOUUU No No! He is quite mute, it is the magic and ventricality skills of Penn that gives him sound. I actually have his shrivelled up tongue in a presentation box brought at a magic circle fair from Jack the Rat knobs and weird stuff removed from magicians ltd. I also got David Copperfield right Testicle which he trapped in a box while practising the old Houdini three balls in a bag routein. Be worth an absolute fortune one day. nuts tongues
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6088. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The most genuine look of surprise I've ever seen on the face of a postal worker accused of stalking
#12 In the famous words from the film Independence day "Oh Crap" #9 In the famous words from the film The Warriors "Looks Like I got it wrong this time..Sorry about that" #8 You pillock he wasn't stalking her and she is a wacko. I have an idea Lets all fecking stalk the ever loving shit otta her, not in our dreams in reality. What do you think? or we could say we're gonna but then maybe, only maybe we don't, but we might she'll never know. If you see her in the street give her a slightly longer look than is comfortable then wink at someone else nearby and nod at her. She'll freak out.
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6089. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Who said ship captains cant have fun ?
What a repertoire not , come on get some more tunes for fecks sake. Fanfare for the common man would have stirred the waters or smoke on the water or sailing or messing about on a river or to get the passengers a little nervous how about the theme from Titanic or a ship called dignity. Voyage to the bottom of the sea, yellow submarine.
, come on get some more tunes for fecks sake. Fanfare for the common man would have stirred the waters or smoke on the water or sailing or messing about on a river or to get the passengers a little nervous how about the theme from Titanic or a ship called dignity. Voyage to the bottom of the sea, yellow submarine. 53
6090. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The art of Marbling Paper
I like anything to do with cockerels
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6091. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video 35 year old who lives in 1946
#16 Ooou I don't think there would be any sex. Not in 1946 Oh No NO NO
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6092. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Best £250 I ever spent!
Health and safety warning at chips from oven take! Just Nuts
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6093. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Superhuman baby is gymnastic sensation
#10 Most people don't think that your parents forced you to play, most people including myself don't give a flying feck.
I am capable of Imagining very long periods of time, 15 hours is very easy to imagine, 15 light years a little more difficult but I'm having a go right now.
You have no greater risk of developing arthritis by playing the piano.
Yes I am a doctor
I am capable of Imagining very long periods of time, 15 hours is very easy to imagine, 15 light years a little more difficult but I'm having a go right now.
You have no greater risk of developing arthritis by playing the piano.
Yes I am a doctor
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6094. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The most genuine look of surprise I've ever seen on the face of a postal worker accused of stalking
#9 Do you know her? Do you know him? That will be two very big fat negatives I think. So you cant be sure can you asshole
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6095. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video 35 year old who lives in 1946
There is nothing wrong with this. But the fact that it is on Snotr for comment means anyone can pass comment. If he wants to spend his life like this it's his prerogative just as it is mine to think it is a shite way to waste your life. nuts
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6096. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The most genuine look of surprise I've ever seen on the face of a postal worker accused of stalking
I think he is stalking her, it's a shame we didn't get to see her though. He didn't protest as much as I would have if I wasn't stalking her ( I don't have time for stalking in case you were wondering plus I'm Chicken).
I don't think you would turn around and carry on with your job if you were innocent, you would ask for details, "where have I seen you before, where do you think I have followed you" Also while working you wouldn't call a woman "wacko" even if you thought she was...I'm a little suspicious here.
I don't think you would turn around and carry on with your job if you were innocent, you would ask for details, "where have I seen you before, where do you think I have followed you" Also while working you wouldn't call a woman "wacko" even if you thought she was...I'm a little suspicious here.
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6097. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video 35 year old who lives in 1946
My feeling here are that the forties are in the past for a reason. While it's a personal choice for this gentleman I think it's a waste of a life and I'm not in the least surprised that his Girlfriend (if she exists) wouldn't want to live like this.
Life now is far from perfect for a lot of people but why deny yourself the labour saving devices that are available if you can afford them. Do we assume he doesn't have a TV or the internet or an automatic washing machine, 1946 Britain was still on rationing for food, fuel etc does he eat by that restriction, it's all a bit silly. He's English so does he use the modern NHS when he gets ill? How does he get to places, does he have a car does he use public transport? Where does he buy his food, does he limit himself to 40's food products? What does he do at New year at midnight? Oh great it's 1946 again, lets hope it's no more exciting than last year, fecking hell.
You can have an interest in a period of the past without it taking over your life. But hey he's not hurting anyone.
Life now is far from perfect for a lot of people but why deny yourself the labour saving devices that are available if you can afford them. Do we assume he doesn't have a TV or the internet or an automatic washing machine, 1946 Britain was still on rationing for food, fuel etc does he eat by that restriction, it's all a bit silly. He's English so does he use the modern NHS when he gets ill? How does he get to places, does he have a car does he use public transport? Where does he buy his food, does he limit himself to 40's food products? What does he do at New year at midnight? Oh great it's 1946 again, lets hope it's no more exciting than last year, fecking hell.
You can have an interest in a period of the past without it taking over your life. But hey he's not hurting anyone.
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6098. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video A Magician Never Shows You How A Trick Is Done, Unless They're Penn & Teller
#4 Are you sure I thought it was irreversible. Yeah it was 1993 or 4 as I remember Penn was devastated and blamed himself but it was found that someone had switched props and the scissors were real. I'm sure there is a video somewhere as it was recorded live, The Manhattan Reknolp centre East side.
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6099. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Close call
Or Mother Ugly baby combination, just saying.. Or Wife tiny ugly husband in pram combination.. Or Wife just kidnaped cheating husbands baby combination.. Or Groundhog day 12 Mother knows exactly to the millimetre where the pram is not going to get hit, after 7 mistakes combination.. Or Japanese game show extra sick combination.. Or it's the year 3022 and scientists have discovered that babies can now be born in any shape and this one has been born as a bunch of flowers whereas the actual flowers now grown to look like a baby from the olden days are pushed around in a pram combination. There are more but you are starting to look confused....combination
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6100. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Cat Falls From Three Story Building And Survives
Pretty sure it was the presence of the guy with the camera that caused the cat to fall in the first place. Very impressive flight all the same. I wonder what the record is.
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6101. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Superhuman baby is gymnastic sensation
#6 You seem to make a hobby out of saying controversially silly things. Don't you worry about what we think Kentucky worry more that you don't get what we say. If you think there is any, even the slightest comparison between a two year old playing a fecking piano and one having weights put on his back to do push ups then you are an idiot. I used to know someone from the Philippines who had a weird take on life and whats right & wrong. Where are you from?
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6102. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video A Magician Never Shows You How A Trick Is Done, Unless They're Penn & Teller
I stopped watching these guys after the Manhattan tongue incident when Tella became mute.
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6103. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Superhuman baby is gymnastic sensation
Unnatural unnecessary and very unpleasant, I never want to see this again
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6104. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Where have they all been?
Its the new Tardis van by Mercedes.
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6105. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video An Inside Look At One Of The Last Audio Cassette Factories In America
#7#8#9 I'm only saying that music is more than how small you can condense it's storage. Sure you can get a billion tracks on an IPod but it is sterile it has no heart no soul. Going to a bit of trouble to play your album is no bad thing. Why bother going to see a band live when you can call it up on your mp3 it's the experience. #8 If you ever lugged around a hundred lbs of lps you needed to get a lounge to listen to them in. By the sound of it you now only listen to your music through headphones no comparison to a good pair of loudspeakers.
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6106. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Spanish guy fishes barehanded
CNS is Central Nervous System? It's NEWS to me!!
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6107. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Students Send Homemade Weather Balloon To Space And Capture Footage To Prove It
#5 Well if I did that kind of stuff in school I've definitely forgotten. All I remember is a awful of fecking Log tables which along with the French and German have proved to be worth their weight in shite.
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6108. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Favorite Things To Touch To A Blind Person
Women he didn't mention touching women, nothing beats that Sorry that's my tongue hanging out there and dribble
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6109. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Snails: Life In The Slow Lane
#12 Apparently
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6110. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video A real celebration
3 minutes and 52 seconds and no one falls over, no bride gets kicked in the head, no broken tables, no broken ceiling lights and no one catches fire. Fecking shite
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6111. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Spanish guy fishes barehanded
All this proves is that beer is really stupid and has poor reflexes otherwise it would have made for the middle of the lake. You wouldn't catch a good Red so easily I can tell you
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6112. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Magic Carpet
#7 What was wrong with M then?
#8 Sizzlik Hot Air Mkay is that your full name? Are you Scotish
#8 Sizzlik Hot Air Mkay is that your full name? Are you Scotish
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6113. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Snails: Life In The Slow Lane
#9 Yes and that's why Klemm only ever appears as a shadow, not sure why you had to bring it up though, she's quite sensitive you know.
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6114. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Magic Carpet
#5 Probably even without the fans
A) It's not a carpet it's a piece of silk
B) It isn't actually magic, it's just in a draft
C) I doubt if it would be drafting quite so well without the music.
D) I would have like to have seen the fans replaced with hot air coming from Snotr admin staff
E) There is no E,
F) Nope no F either,
G) There was a G but I've forgotten what it was,
H) Ah now yes H is interesting but unfortunately secret,
I) Same as B) just wanted to make sure I got that lack of magic point across, J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W all about Shubert,
X) Not allowed to show you x,
Y) because I can't
and Z) looks a little like a number 2 from a distance so don't wish to cause confusion.
A) It's not a carpet it's a piece of silk
B) It isn't actually magic, it's just in a draft
C) I doubt if it would be drafting quite so well without the music.
D) I would have like to have seen the fans replaced with hot air coming from Snotr admin staff
E) There is no E,
F) Nope no F either,
G) There was a G but I've forgotten what it was,
H) Ah now yes H is interesting but unfortunately secret,
I) Same as B) just wanted to make sure I got that lack of magic point across, J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W all about Shubert,
X) Not allowed to show you x,
Y) because I can't
and Z) looks a little like a number 2 from a distance so don't wish to cause confusion.
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6115. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Snails: Life In The Slow Lane
Just imagine how many years you would have to spend at photography collage learning how to creep up and photograph.........SNAILS!!! Feck me!!
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6116. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Instant Karma
That will require a new coccyx..... hopefully Nearly Dog/Cat kicking mother fecker
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6117. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video An Inside Look At One Of The Last Audio Cassette Factories In America
The LP market is making a big comeback, cassettes were never in the same league unless you used the highest quality such as TDK SA or SAx but even then you needed the best cassette decks to match the tape. At the end of the day the drawback of cassettes is the narrowness of the tape itself and the fact that it only travels past the tape head at 1.78 inches per second and only half of the thickness is used per side of the tape and that half is halved again for left and right channel. The El Cassette by Sony (which most people have never heard of) would have been a winner traveling at 3 & 3/4 ips and on a wider tape but it was too expensive and came too late.
For quality and sexiness you need open reel (7 inch or 10inch) metal spools traveling at 7 and a half inches per second on half inch tape. Superb analogue sound and looked great in the dark with the yellow VU meters tripping into the red zone occasionally.
I have open reel, A Transcriptors turntable, Kef 104 speakers all 70's based and the sound compared to CD and MP3's is full of life and soul. The convenience of IPod's is amazing but if you were to sit and listen to what you are missing you would be amazed.
For quality and sexiness you need open reel (7 inch or 10inch) metal spools traveling at 7 and a half inches per second on half inch tape. Superb analogue sound and looked great in the dark with the yellow VU meters tripping into the red zone occasionally.
I have open reel, A Transcriptors turntable, Kef 104 speakers all 70's based and the sound compared to CD and MP3's is full of life and soul. The convenience of IPod's is amazing but if you were to sit and listen to what you are missing you would be amazed.
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6118. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video 5 rare guitar techniques just for fun
#2 Your neighbours hated you last week
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6119. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Jumping Spider Shadowboxes Against Mirror Image
Now if the guy had two mirror the spider would have really freaked out
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6120. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Brutal WWE Moves... On Girls?
#12 Well said that girl
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6121. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Crunchingly hard hits on the gridiron
I think while ever the helmets are coming off it's fine, when the first helmet comes off with the head inside that's the time to look a little more closely at the rules.
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6122. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Largest Drum Set Ever!
I'm calling FAKE! There isn't enough money in the world to set up a kit as big as that. Gotta be CGI, also I don't understand what the sign on the front is meant to mean, nothing! is my guess.
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6123. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Mozart's 'Minuet' In 2 Seconds
What a fecking waste of time
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6124. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Cheerleader Shooting Skills
Do we have to guess whether it goes in the basket or not?
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6125. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video NASA's Ingenious Hedgehog Explorer
#2 We would blow it up. I think a squirrel would be quicker
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6126. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Hell's Club
#4 Went to bed woke up just as insane no need to worry.
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6127. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Japanese Pottery Master Kumagae Yasuo
#5 Isa fine, yeah yeah, de helly clubby video did straina my braina a bit though.. I just saved you fair maiden from a minus score, unfortunately I couldn't save my self, I'm sinking, sinking, glug glug glug...ooouuu nice wine
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6128. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Survivors of Dad Jokes
#4 It's fecking obviously by those funny trousers you ware
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6129. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Brutal WWE Moves... On Girls?
Nokster is definitely in The Great Book of Feckers First Testicle for submitting this nonsense.
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6130. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video A 10-Year-Old Girl Stumps Some Of The NFL's Biggest Stars
What a great little voice she has.
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6131. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Man Finds 50,000 Bees In His Home And Decides To Rescue Them
#7 She Buckingwell does indeed, it's called Buckinhive palace.
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6132. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Japanese Pottery Master Kumagae Yasuo
#2 It might be highly valued (over priced even) my little thunderclap, but it don't ain't belongs wiv zee potary vid e o it just rong man rooooong. I hates it very a lot, hit jumblies hall me worms hup, sowe shyte hit his.
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6133. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Hell's Club
My dreams are all mixed up, I mean really mixed up. I think watching this may have just re-departmentalized my mind back into it's original order. I'll let you know in the morning
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6134. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Japanese Pottery Master Kumagae Yasuo
Great video, great music but they didn't belong together at all, not at all nuts the person who put these together, just nuts.
nuts the person who put these together, just nuts.53
6135. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Man Finds 50,000 Bees In His Home And Decides To Rescue Them
#4 Perhaps she abdicated. The one in the UK just yesterday became the longest serving monarch beating the previous longest Victoria
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6136. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Listen to me ,human!
Certainly made an ass out of him
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6137. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Tame Squirrel, Man's Best Friend
What a privilege such a beautiful little creature. It's a good job they have busy tails through or they couldn't be half a cute. Nuts Nuts Nuts
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6138. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Sewer People of Bucharest, Romania
#5 Well lets hope your bowel movements do not improve until such time that your eventual shite resembles a hedgehog
It is heart breaking watching this and I wonder what solution there actually is. If a commune was set up above ground would they use it, some might, but this is more a drug den than a place to live for a lot of the people and we all know that once down that dark road they don't care where they live. It's the children that need the help and the closing of the Romanian orphanages has caused a lot of this. Very sad
It is heart breaking watching this and I wonder what solution there actually is. If a commune was set up above ground would they use it, some might, but this is more a drug den than a place to live for a lot of the people and we all know that once down that dark road they don't care where they live. It's the children that need the help and the closing of the Romanian orphanages has caused a lot of this. Very sad
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6139. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video No problem ...
#10 You could flip the car with your ears mate
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6140. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Crow riding windshield wipers
#5 It was the Bumrush and cake nostrils that gave it away wasn't it?
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6141. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Birthday Cake Fails
#5 Being Self appointed in my Snotr role I do have to have the occasional paper work consolidation day off.
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6142. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Kitten Plays Great Defense On Some Incoming Laundry
#2 The saying, my dear suxaphone is whatever I say it is
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6143. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Death Defying Air Conditioning installation
It's completely safe he's wearing a parachute Now the law of gravity means that both he and the air conditioning unit will fall at exactly the same speed, just so long as it doesn't fall corner first then it might cut through the air slightly quicker which would be disastrous and a bit of a bummer. Ideally if he falls he needs to throw the air con up in the air slightly to give him some extra space for his shoot to open otherwise he might have to revert to his jet pack or emergency shoot.
Now the law of gravity means that both he and the air conditioning unit will fall at exactly the same speed, just so long as it doesn't fall corner first then it might cut through the air slightly quicker which would be disastrous and a bit of a bummer. Ideally if he falls he needs to throw the air con up in the air slightly to give him some extra space for his shoot to open otherwise he might have to revert to his jet pack or emergency shoot. 53
6144. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Ghostbusters
What a great sound and he's wearing my jacket
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6145. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Crow riding windshield wipers
#3 Have you been tested for glaucoma recently? how's your blood pressure, do you get headaches, migraines, shortness of breath, teething problems, ever been turned down for a job because of a brain tumour, Cycles all correct and normal, do you get pins and needles at funny times of the night, cramps, dizziness, are you forgetful, do people say you repeat yourself a lot, do you ever find yourself reading a line of text twice, do you ever find yourself reading a line of text twice. Palpitations, indigestion, ever had a DVT, Bumrush, cake nostrils, has anyone in your family died of Tourettes, hick-ups or fallen from a hot air balloon, any Chinese or Eskimos in your ancestry, any parts of your body ever gone a strange colour and fallen off, been horse whipped or smeared with honey or sausage-meat.
If you have answered yes to any of the above you may have something wrong with you and before seeking professional advice you should try this simple but pathetic test. Stand in your front garden in a bucket of luke warm water (left leg only) doesn't have to be actually warm just so long as it luke warm when you stood in it, now touch your right bottom buttock with your left elbow while shorting at the top of your voice in a whisper "Help I've been made to stand in this bucket by a fecking hen and now I feel both ridiculous and my right bottom buttock with my left elbow which is really difficult to do" repeat this Gregorian chant until the special van arrives and the nice people in white whisk you off for a holiday and a remake of One flew over the cuckoo's nest with Joe Pesci taking Danny DeVito's part because he's taller and a better swearer.
If you have answered yes to any of the above you may have something wrong with you and before seeking professional advice you should try this simple but pathetic test. Stand in your front garden in a bucket of luke warm water (left leg only) doesn't have to be actually warm just so long as it luke warm when you stood in it, now touch your right bottom buttock with your left elbow while shorting at the top of your voice in a whisper "Help I've been made to stand in this bucket by a fecking hen and now I feel both ridiculous and my right bottom buttock with my left elbow which is really difficult to do" repeat this Gregorian chant until the special van arrives and the nice people in white whisk you off for a holiday and a remake of One flew over the cuckoo's nest with Joe Pesci taking Danny DeVito's part because he's taller and a better swearer.
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6146. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video August 24, 79 BC Pompeii - Eruption of Mt. Vesuvius
#5 They weren't real animals you know they were cartoons
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6147. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Birthday Cake Fails
#2 Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Flower (spelt badly)
Happy birthday to you
We got you a cake but we dropped it Wonders off moaning to himself... Kin people who can't spell even a flower, I mean who puts a fecking J in flower Twice! I blame the schools and the parents mainly the parents..letting them play on fecking playstations all day..drives me mad.. I mean J says Ja how can you fit a fecking ja in flower..Flower Jug maybe but without the Jug! Madness and as if I haven't got enough to fecking do, filling out TGBOFFT doing all the SSASP work then theres my real life!! hardly got time for that anymore Drives me fecking mad it does, it really does
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Flower (spelt badly)
Happy birthday to you
We got you a cake but we dropped it
Wonders off moaning to himself... Kin people who can't spell even a flower, I mean who puts a fecking J in flower Twice! I blame the schools and the parents mainly the parents..letting them play on fecking playstations all day..drives me mad.. I mean J says Ja how can you fit a fecking ja in flower..Flower Jug maybe but without the Jug! Madness and as if I haven't got enough to fecking do, filling out TGBOFFT doing all the SSASP work then theres my real life!! hardly got time for that anymore Drives me fecking mad it does, it really does 53
6148. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Carving Wood As Thin As Two Human Blood Cells
oh the tension next door there is chess
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6149. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Destroying 2,000 Bullets
Two didn't go off.
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6150. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Kitten Plays Great Defense On Some Incoming Laundry
That's cat for you, batty as a fruitcat.
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6151. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Cat-Friend vs Dog-Friend
Dogs throw up too of course, but then they usually clean it all up themselves, some even clean up after their pooy....Good Bowyyyyy
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6152. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Spider at work
#5 yes now just why would God put that boil on your ass?
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6153. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How a king can loose his crown
Or it can get shot by a Dentist
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6154. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Spider at work
#3 To answer this question you really need to get your head around the millions of years that evolution has been adapting creatures like this and the very tiny improvements that only need to be made over such a long period of time to get to where they are today. Then it's not such a puzzle and if you also consider that evolution doesn't ever stop and that they are still changing very very slowly with tiny advantages to their environment and ability to survive there being made. In case you were wondering it certainly doesn't require a God.
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6155. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Spider at work
#1 Far better to have them in the house than fly's. This is the seven legged Jazz spider listen to him play
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6156. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How Russians settle disputes
#8 That wasn't a hatchet. This is a hatchet. Okay it looses something without a larger hatchet. Now if Snotr supplied a smilie in the form of a larger hatchet it would be a great help. Hold on
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6157. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Dragon's mouth
#5 He probably died
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6158. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Duck Army
#2 People for every reason never check your profile. You're all alone Buddy, buy a dog.
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6159. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video MultiFab: Vision-Assisted Multi-Material 3D Printing
I'll buy one when It can make a fully functioning version of itself then I'll never buy another one.
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6160. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Fizzy Fruit!
Where do you buy chunks of dry ice?
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6161. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video WORLD'S STRONGEST SPIDER WEB
#6 I've helped you a little bit , no idea it's the knob brigade again
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6162. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Dragon's mouth
For Dogs sake don't cough! fecking nuts
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6163. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video 200 Km/h
#5 Well having read your comment and not listened to your music due to a little yellow star appearing when I clicked on the link (why does it do that!)and the fact that a) You up voted me at #3 b) Although I'm at -6 I did get 14 votes which is what counts whereas #1 got only 10 votes and is at a big fat zero meaning overall people are indifferent to his comment.
By the way #6 Trust me your sense of humour is definitely not the strangest and c) Not being able to find my usual gold scribe (he's pisssssed off somewhere and got drunk) so I had to enter you (sorry that sounds wrong but it isn't) in pencil. And finally D) I woke up in an incredibly good mood this morning and the sun is shining on the snow.
I have decided that I am going to rub you..out and make you not only the first female to be entered (Oh Dog this is hard..Oh No! again! sweat!!) onto a double page phew! But also the first Human being in history to be removed at all from The Great Book Of Feckers First Testicle, Which I am seriously thinking of abbreviating to T.G.B.O.F.F.T.
By the way #6 Trust me your sense of humour is definitely not the strangest
and c) Not being able to find my usual gold scribe (he's pisssssed off somewhere and got drunk) so I had to enter you (sorry that sounds wrong but it isn't) in pencil. And finally D) I woke up in an incredibly good mood this morning and the sun is shining on the snow.I have decided that I am going to rub you..out and make you not only the first female to be entered (Oh Dog this is hard..Oh No! again! sweat!!) onto a double page phew! But also the first Human being in history to be removed at all from The Great Book Of Feckers First Testicle, Which I am seriously thinking of abbreviating to T.G.B.O.F.F.T.
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6164. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video I can not with this pair of two!!
I'm sorry and I am a major dog lover and I can see that this Shepherd is lovely calm & friendly BUT! to allow a child of this age to do this is really stupid and irresponsible. One day when the parents aren't monitoring this and the kid accidentally pokes the dog in the eye with the spoon or is at someone else's house with a pitbull the outcome doesn't bear thinking about. Also could someone with a grasp of English at Snotr have a look at the title please. .
..I thought you were unable to add to a comment after someone had + or - ed you? Anyway little note to the idiot who just gave this comment and the comment above it a minus vote..I sure wouldn't want to be a child in your house
Also could someone with a grasp of English at Snotr have a look at the title please. ...I thought you were unable to add to a comment after someone had + or - ed you? Anyway little note to the idiot who just gave this comment and the comment above it a minus vote..I sure wouldn't want to be a child in your house
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6165. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How Russians settle disputes
Note to self..Remove Russia as a holiday destination idea, too dangerous. Reconsider Columbian prison tour and naked blindfolded scorpion dancing course
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6166. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How Russians settle disputes
#1 Kinda agree although perhaps it was in anticipation of nothing happening. I bet his girlfriends parents are delighted with her Neanderthal choice of boyfriend, fecking el
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6167. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video 200 Km/h
124.27 mph for those of you who 200Km/h means absolutely nothing at all...like me. #2 Wait a moment, you up voted Old Gringly because of who she is and you think you are allowed to do that...? I'm very sorry Mss Chundersnuff that was in the olden days before The Great Book Of Feckers First Testicle rules came into play..No No No I'm afraid you have unwittingly gained two 'Miss Der Mean Hers' Number one the crime itself and number two passing on incorrect info to other Snotrarians, goodness knows how much damage this has caused.
So pain me though it does I have to tell you now that not only is this country at war with Germany but you Chun become the first woman (apart from Suxi who is in the 'Unclear section') But also the first to have a double page with staples.
So pain me though it does I have to tell you now that not only is this country at war with Germany but you Chun become the first woman (apart from Suxi who is in the 'Unclear section') But also the first to have a double page with staples.
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6168. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video A kid's tribute
#5 That's easy for you to do, you haven't got eyes on the sides of your face. Buk Buk Buk
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6169. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video WORLD'S STRONGEST SPIDER WEB
Make better bullet proof vests? Now just wait a moment!
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6170. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video A kid's tribute
I didn't hear a single note he played was just mesmerised by his starry tail.
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6171. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Working the bat
#4 I think it's a fella knee
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6172. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The wings
#2 Maybe you should try a different coffee shop . Space is indeed the final frontier, and these are the voyagers of the Star ship Enterprise, it's five year mission to seek out new life and new civilisations to Boldly go where know man (or woman) has gone before OOOOOUUUUUUU ou ou ou ou ouuuuu.
. Space is indeed the final frontier, and these are the voyagers of the Star ship Enterprise, it's five year mission to seek out new life and new civilisations to Boldly go where know man (or woman) has gone before OOOOOUUUUUUU ou ou ou ou ouuuuu. 53
6173. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Who Needs A Tow Truck When You Have A Village Of Friends
#7 And who can blame them. #5 You make it all worth while
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6174. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video 5yr old reaction to becoming a big brother
#10 Unfortunately Ninocka only a very limited amount of the population will read your advice. Could you afford to have some big posters made?
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6175. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video They Were Out Boating On A Lake. THIS Is The Last Thing They Thought They Would Be Rescuing
#5 Bolloxski the fawn looked tuckered out because it was in the company of humans and wondered if it was lunch. After they 'rescued' it they let it go on the other side of the bank where lives the Mountain lions and Coyotes and probably the odd Griffin and many squirrels
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6176. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Catdoor? For what?
#6 I'm sure I share with all of the Snotr community the joy in at last knowing what you look like Thunders. Now are you sure your cats were okay, did you notice that the Gater had also knocked your planter over, hope it wasn't damaged, obviously the main thing was the cats though.
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6177. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Drone spots man sunbathing on top of wind turbine
#7 Ah it was just Suxi, He happen to mention that you were the 2014 Snotr distance spitting champion. He said you won with a seven footer in a cross wind on the level...Wait a minute WAS he winding me up!!! ooouuu the rotter you're gonna tell me it was no more than six foot six aren't yer. By the way Tony (2013 champion), says you can come for an TRIAL! anytime
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6178. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Recital
#6 It's all porridge to me just nuts, ooooo Nuts whole hazlenuts ooh Cadbury's (who have now been brought out) take em and they cover them in chocolate.
just nuts, ooooo Nuts whole hazlenuts ooh Cadbury's (who have now been brought out) take em and they cover them in chocolate. 53
6179. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Yesterday, while refueling
#9 Don't you think it's kinda frightening that somewhere, out there, possibly even right now, she is actually driving.....ON THE ROAD!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!
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6180. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Yesterday, while refueling
Oh we are certainly, just tell me, nobody else reads this rubbish anyway. The speed limit is 17mph apparently, it's higher on YouTube.
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6181. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Recital
I don't get this, so they are a family of Quakers is that it, aren't they a bit like the Amish. But I thought they didn't use technology and wore their hair funny & had drab clothing, whereas this little girl was wearing a brightly coloured leotard and was dancing presumably to a CD?
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6182. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Yesterday, while refueling
I've looked really carefully at this video and I'm pretty sure she is a natural blond. #1 Okay we're all interested lets have a list
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6183. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Drone spots man sunbathing on top of wind turbine
#2 REALLY! you don't say, what do they sound like #3 #5 It's The Great Book Of Feckers 'First Testicle'. and I'll ask Tony next Thursday afternoon! Are you Okay with heights? and apparently you do have to provide your own ladder will that be a problem? worst of all for you is that there is a No spitting rule (outside only of course) could you cope?
#3 #5 It's The Great Book Of Feckers 'First Testicle'. and I'll ask Tony next Thursday afternoon! Are you Okay with heights? and apparently you do have to provide your own ladder will that be a problem? worst of all for you is that there is a No spitting rule (outside only of course) could you cope? 53
6184. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Who Needs A Tow Truck When You Have A Village Of Friends
#1 What a frightfully strange individual you are, vulgar and crass, my word I thought this site was only visited by intelligent gentiles and now I see that urchins such as you making really unnecessarily stupid unconnected and disjointed comments frequent here like wildebeest and warthogs gathering around a waterhole of mud. I shall have to reconsider if my Pater and I should mix with riff raff such as you. 'YO MIDGET' what kind of nonsense is that you are saying, Are you ill? Goldfish Carp are you on medication?
I have heard that there is a book that you will almost certainly now find yourself in, where undesirables and folks who have just lost their way are listed. Entry into the book also produces a crime number like paedophiles have and a reconstruction of your Snotr username, having some experience in this area I can tell you that your new name will almost certainly be BOMAGIRLX. Now run along and play with your bowl SSASP Fecking iriock, I don't know, clearing up after all the weirdoes, as if I haven't got enough to do..Nuts the lot of em..
I have heard that there is a book that you will almost certainly now find yourself in, where undesirables and folks who have just lost their way are listed. Entry into the book also produces a crime number like paedophiles have and a reconstruction of your Snotr username, having some experience in this area I can tell you that your new name will almost certainly be BOMAGIRLX. Now run along and play with your bowl
SSASP Fecking iriock, I don't know, clearing up after all the weirdoes, as if I haven't got enough to do..Nuts the lot of em..53
6185. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Drone spots man sunbathing on top of wind turbine
I thought everybody knew that each turbine is manned! Two personnel to each turbine. Only one is allowed outside at any one time. Don't think you are meant to sunbath though, this guy is probably on his lunch break. There is a cabin inside with wind powered heating, air con and two hammocks, 72 hours shifts and three teams. My mate Tony works in one, say's goodbye to his wife on a Monday morning and she doesn't see him again until Thursday lunchtime
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6186. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video 5yr old reaction to becoming a big brother
What a delightful little boy, isn't it a crime of humanity that he will go to school and get ruined by all the one's who aren't so nice. I could weep!
#1 You make the first comment and get it completely round your neck. Even more PRICELESS. Double monkey I'm afraid
#1 You make the first comment and get it completely round your neck. Even more PRICELESS. Double monkey I'm afraid
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6187. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video They Were Out Boating On A Lake. THIS Is The Last Thing They Thought They Would Be Rescuing
#1 Don't know what the feck that means, try again. Bambi's are perfectly good swimmers and they probably just got in it's way. For the record if you watched it to the very end, I hate that song too and the song about hating that song
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6188. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Catdoor? For what?
BOSS CAT! du du The indisputable leader of the gang...Now where is Officer Dibble!
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6189. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Taiwanese boy trips, punches hole in $1.5M 17th-century painting
#4 Yeah I know, isn't it strange but it all adds to my psychological experiment of snotarians data, I'm noting it all down don't you worry
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6190. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Science of Laziness
#10 Saying "Well said" to yourself is not only narcissistic but also gets you a whole page to yourself in The Great Book of Feckers 1st Testicle, brother. Putting you in...Now!.. yep you're in. JJ SSASP
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6191. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Here's How Being A Pessimist Can Actually Be Good For You
#7 Not being pedantic but you need to present your saying the other way around! ie pessimist first it will have more impact. just sayin
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6192. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Science of Laziness
Reading into this from a slightly different direction I would suggest that if you have a predisposition for being Lazy which as has (never put those two words together by the way) been pointed out is passed down to you through your genes, surly this means that in a previous version of yourself you were a King or a high priest or a low priest (any kind of priest that did feck all anyway).
Now okay things may have slipped a little now in your current life but that doesn't mean that you shouldn't still be waited on hand and foot and brought grapes and virgins (come to think of it not virgins, Chocolate you don't have to talk to chocolate). Just because you now do a 9/5 job stacking something or carrying something from over there to over someplace else, doesn't mean that you shouldn't technically still be called 'your highness, Godness or goodness knows what. So don't stand for it, make a decision for the first time in your pathetic existence that tomorrow morning or this evening if you are on night shift you will go up to the person who dares to call him or herself your BOSS and say at the top of your voice "Hey BOSS NO! I won't go and clean that mess up over there I am a fecking King a God no less show some respect, you go and do it and lets address the balance here somewhat grrrr!
Now there are risks doing this, if you rely on your wage to pay your rent for instance, but you will be free, free man, free to be lazy under the stars every night. Not so great in the winter admittedly but come the winter you could always get another job. I wasn't going to comment on this video it's camomile's fault
Now okay things may have slipped a little now in your current life but that doesn't mean that you shouldn't still be waited on hand and foot and brought grapes and virgins (come to think of it not virgins, Chocolate you don't have to talk to chocolate). Just because you now do a 9/5 job stacking something or carrying something from over there to over someplace else, doesn't mean that you shouldn't technically still be called 'your highness, Godness or goodness knows what. So don't stand for it, make a decision for the first time in your pathetic existence that tomorrow morning or this evening if you are on night shift you will go up to the person who dares to call him or herself your BOSS and say at the top of your voice "Hey BOSS NO! I won't go and clean that mess up over there I am a fecking King a God no less show some respect, you go and do it and lets address the balance here somewhat grrrr!
Now there are risks doing this, if you rely on your wage to pay your rent for instance, but you will be free, free man, free to be lazy under the stars every night. Not so great in the winter admittedly but come the winter you could always get another job.
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6193. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Honey bee vs badass spider
#3 Only the ones I feel are worthy of a JJ comment Mss Camomile why do you ask? (Tred very carefully here as you are perilously close to having your own special page in 'The Great book of Feckers First testament) JJ SSASP
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6194. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video This Is Not What You Want To See While Looking Out A Window In A Plane
It's a shame I didn't think of this earlier or we could now have a big debate about things you wouldn't want to see from an aeroplane, it's too low down now! (by the way that's also something you don't want to see on the planes altitude gauge)
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6195. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Face Workout
#9 Yes Very Interesting indeed!
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6196. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Honey bee vs badass spider
I don't like this whimsical narrative must be a really old film. The spider looks kinda cute in an arachnophobic way oooouuuu
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6197. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Exotic Indian train ride transports tourists through time
All very fine and Dandy and certainly made India a less boring place for the few, but as always in these situations the lives of the many were shite and still are. It takes a certain kind of person to live in such luxury while all around them are living in filth.
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6198. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Power of Words
#4 Me too #5 Ugly Kid Joe was a cover it was written & recorded by Harry Chapin in 1974. The best version though in my opinion was by Ricky Skaggs watch https://youtu.be/fDe4jPhl5ac (by the way if the link won't open just type in Ricky Skaggs-cats in the cradle) It's the video version you are looking for it starts with a baby crying and looks a bit grainy. Make sure you have a handkerchief handy. This version will confirm whether you are human or not. If it doesn't get you then maybe you should check your dna and start knocking down my temple before Christmas
#5 Ugly Kid Joe was a cover it was written & recorded by Harry Chapin in 1974. The best version though in my opinion was by Ricky Skaggs watch https://youtu.be/fDe4jPhl5ac (by the way if the link won't open just type in Ricky Skaggs-cats in the cradle) It's the video version you are looking for it starts with a baby crying and looks a bit grainy. Make sure you have a handkerchief handy. This version will confirm whether you are human or not. If it doesn't get you then maybe you should check your dna and start knocking down my temple before Christmas 53
6199. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Africa
I was just about to say why is this called Africa when it sounds like most of the Summer around here. Then they started to sing. Der #6 1st row 4th & 6th from left...By the way is this battleships, cos you just sank my sub.
Der #6 1st row 4th & 6th from left...By the way is this battleships, cos you just sank my sub. 53
6200. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Taiwanese boy trips, punches hole in $1.5M 17th-century painting
This is a little like the local news after the main news of an evening. More often than not the local news tells you what the main news has just told you five minutes before. This story was world news last week not sure why it is now on Snotr, but hey oh. I'm going to have to give it a small monkey and Snotr you are now in my Great book of feckers first testament along with Suxi (again) for sending it in. Great video though, typical fecking pre teenager walking around not looking where he is going, not interested in anything, can't wait to get outside and play with his smart phone. That probably aged him about nine years JJ SSASP
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6201. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Face Workout
#3 ooou 7 votes and still -1 that's what I call divided opinion
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6202. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Face Workout
I bet I'm not the only one who would have liked a few dollars spending on some special effects and then at a quiet moment have seen both his eye balls fly out and dangle by their optic nerves? Mind you level 99 might have done that without the special effects
Don't put it on your face...
Okay I'll put it on my face...
Now don't drink petrol...
Okay I'll drink petrol...
Now don't fight to the last bullet...
okay I'll fight to the last bullet..
I guess it it would be too much to expect you to surrender...
Okay I'll surrender...
I don't suppose its reasonable to expect for you to make a run for it...
Okay I'll make a run for it....
Now I thought you were a brave man but instead I find you're chicken...
Okay you find my chicken and I'll make a run for it.
Don't put it on your face...
Okay I'll put it on my face...
Now don't drink petrol...
Okay I'll drink petrol...
Now don't fight to the last bullet...
okay I'll fight to the last bullet..
I guess it it would be too much to expect you to surrender...
Okay I'll surrender...
I don't suppose its reasonable to expect for you to make a run for it...
Okay I'll make a run for it....
Now I thought you were a brave man but instead I find you're chicken...
Okay you find my chicken and I'll make a run for it.
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6203. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Power of Words
It was well presented generally and I do understand the purpose of the speech was to win a competition. The straight A story was better presented in a song
A son was born just the other day
came in the world in the usual way
but there were planes to catch, bills to pay
he learned to walk while I was away
he was talking before I knew it
and when he spoke he said
I wanna be like you Dad
you know I wanna be like you
And the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon
little boy blue and the man in the moon
when you coming home Dad, I don't know when
We'll get together then son,
you know we'll have a good time then
My Son turned ten just the other day
he said thanks for the ball dad come on lets play
will you teach me to throw, I said not today
I got things to do, he said that's okay
He turned away but his smile never dimed it said
Gonna be like you Dad, You know I'm gonna be like you.
Well he came from collage just the other day
so much like a man I just had to say
Son I'm proud of you, can you sit for a while
he shook his head and he said with a smile
What I'd really like Dad is to borrow the car keys
See you later, can I have them please
I've long since retired, my Son moved away
I called him up just the other day
I said I'd like to see you, if you don't mind
he said I'd love to Dad, if I could find the time
You see my new jobs a hassle & the kids have the flu
But it's been nice talking to you Dad, Been sure nice Talking with you
And as I hung up the phone it occurred to me, my Son was just like me, he'd grown up just like me.
And the cats in the cradle...........
A son was born just the other day
came in the world in the usual way
but there were planes to catch, bills to pay
he learned to walk while I was away
he was talking before I knew it
and when he spoke he said
I wanna be like you Dad
you know I wanna be like you
And the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon
little boy blue and the man in the moon
when you coming home Dad, I don't know when
We'll get together then son,
you know we'll have a good time then
My Son turned ten just the other day
he said thanks for the ball dad come on lets play
will you teach me to throw, I said not today
I got things to do, he said that's okay
He turned away but his smile never dimed it said
Gonna be like you Dad, You know I'm gonna be like you.
Well he came from collage just the other day
so much like a man I just had to say
Son I'm proud of you, can you sit for a while
he shook his head and he said with a smile
What I'd really like Dad is to borrow the car keys
See you later, can I have them please
I've long since retired, my Son moved away
I called him up just the other day
I said I'd like to see you, if you don't mind
he said I'd love to Dad, if I could find the time
You see my new jobs a hassle & the kids have the flu
But it's been nice talking to you Dad, Been sure nice Talking with you
And as I hung up the phone it occurred to me, my Son was just like me, he'd grown up just like me.
And the cats in the cradle...........
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6204. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video A Grumbling Octopus Hides Out In A Giant Clam Shell
#2#3 No, you must both be thinking of a different chicken #2 Hens do not appear in the great book of feckers, however as you know you are in there and so is the feller from a video from yesterday (and a few others) Unfortunately I can't reveal all the names at the moment even if I wanted to (which I don't)as the book is away at the binders having a new gold title embossed into it's cover, and a secret forward.
Great as I believe this book is going to be I have decided it shall be called 'The Great Book of Feckers First Testament'. I am going to have a small temple built in honour of the Great book and I fully expect some militant group to knock it down before Christmas.
#2 Hens do not appear in the great book of feckers, however as you know you are in there and so is the feller from a video from yesterday (and a few others) Unfortunately I can't reveal all the names at the moment even if I wanted to (which I don't)as the book is away at the binders having a new gold title embossed into it's cover, and a secret forward.Great as I believe this book is going to be I have decided it shall be called 'The Great Book of Feckers First Testament'. I am going to have a small temple built in honour of the Great book and I fully expect some militant group to knock it down before Christmas.
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6205. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Biologists are Amazed at what These Fish Can Do
#7 The very book
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6206. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video A Grumbling Octopus Hides Out In A Giant Clam Shell
We're back to the sixties and Johnny Morris Zoo time I know a hen that could do a much better dialogue though
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6207. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Biologists are Amazed at what These Fish Can Do
#5 Now I'm watching you also, you're in todays book...underlined! JJ SASSP
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6208. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video They Don't Need An Orchestra To Play Beethoven
#12 yes I know, you watching her too? I am very closely.
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6209. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Here's How Being A Pessimist Can Actually Be Good For You
I'm sad Oliver Sac's died.
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6210. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Flying the Barn Line in Switzerland
#10 You know I probably would, not totally sure it would help though
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6211. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Premium gas vs. regular: Which is Better?
#13 Are you quite sure?
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6212. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Grizzly Bear rolling down a hill at Denali National Park.
A rolling bear gathers lots of moss and many tourists. I think she's trying to recreate that post dentist screen from the film 10 with Dudley Moore & Bo Diddley, where Arthur, having just come back from the dentist see's a jazz musician through his telescope having more fun than he is having on that Jet-copter and swings the laser arm of the floating telescope around in a furious manner hitting himself hard between the legs and causing himself to trip over the balcony of the third floor of that hotel where the Mexicans were playing really loud the night before, and while still holding on to the suitcase he flys by making fast walking steps in the air like I do and rolls down the hill is a bear suit then someone shouts "Throw shorty from the train" with all those heads in a bag and the big gay fellow say's "Hi'll be back" and off he goes somewhere, can't remember where, but that cartoon Deer that gets orphaned at the beginning of the film before the squirrel called nutter or something skated across the ice, ran off with the little guy with the extending neck and said "OHM" (he was from the electricity company I think) but he still took off in a rainbow of lights and was shot down by Darf faders the local ghost hunter..that one you know. nuts
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6213. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video They Don't Need An Orchestra To Play Beethoven
Just bringing this back to the video for a moment, I bet these women kiss really funny, your face would be soaked. Always remember when leaning the harmonica that no matter how good you get, half the time you will suck.
#1 I'm watching you, very closely Marilyn!!and not only for your poor English it's 'ARE' JJ SSASP
#1 I'm watching you, very closely Marilyn!!and not only for your poor English it's 'ARE' JJ SSASP
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6214. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Biologists are Amazed at what These Fish Can Do
#2 That's because you're weird I think we should consider the sunset from the suns point of view, it's no big deal
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6215. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Flying the Barn Line in Switzerland
#8 I have absolutely no idea, I only write this stuff I don't try and makes sense of it
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6216. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Premium gas vs. regular: Which is Better?
#10 I would be interested to know exactly how you tested the extra 7 mpg figure, how many times you tested it and if you always drive the exact same piece of road at exactly the same speed in exactly the same gears in exactly the same weather conditions with exactly the same traffic on the road.
The mistake all Americans make is putting Gas in their cars! If they were to simply put petrol in instead life would be much simpler and it costs around the same per gallon, simples!
The mistake all Americans make is putting Gas in their cars! If they were to simply put petrol in instead life would be much simpler and it costs around the same per gallon, simples!
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6217. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Flying the Barn Line in Switzerland
This is quite similar to what I imagine I can do sometimes but I don't need the suit and I can go up and don't need to be constantly falling. I also don't need to be high up to take off or indeed in Switzerland.
The lounge is fine or the high street even an art gallery, Dr's surgery, Most restaurants, gas stations (with care) dentists waiting rooms, but not shops that sell anything to do with origami for some reason I imagine it wouldn't work there.
The lounge is fine or the high street even an art gallery, Dr's surgery, Most restaurants, gas stations (with care) dentists waiting rooms, but not shops that sell anything to do with origami for some reason I imagine it wouldn't work there.
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6218. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video 333 Year Old Hammer
#11 That's what I'm taking about see! sneaky gits who mark down for no reason. I've just marked him up by the way. #10 I did know all the lyrics Dennychum but nice that everyone who didn't can now sing along, like Thunders Nuts just nuts
#10 I did know all the lyrics Dennychum but nice that everyone who didn't can now sing along, like Thunders Nuts just nuts 53
6219. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How North Koreans Shoot Guns
#5#6#7#8#9 You guys know far too much about guns, which makes me VERY suspicious. I shall be monitoring your movements very closely and any unusually large stools will be noted in my notebook JJ SSASP
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6220. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Zero Gravity Physics
#5 Hey how did you know ...NO! #7 Worry not, if it ever works I'll keep to a sensible height and wouldn't get carried away as apposed to when it doesn't work when I regularly get carried away, by cops
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6221. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How North Koreans Shoot Guns
Just an extension of the street shooting prank a couple of weeks ago.
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6222. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Zero Gravity Physics
#2 Kinda thought so! #3 Sometimes I have to try it, to see if I can actually do it, usually disappointed, often embarrassed in Starbucks
#3 Sometimes I have to try it, to see if I can actually do it, usually disappointed, often embarrassed in Starbucks 53
6223. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Get down mom, it's for kids
Just listen to that hollow meeting of Plastic & bone
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6224. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Zero Gravity Physics
I used to think (probably because I did this in a dream once) that I could jump into the air and by making a quick walking action while off the ground that I could stay up off the ground (I'm talking none chicken now). Now I appreciate this may be one of my stages of insanity (I've lost count before you ask) But I am curious as to whether anyone else has experienced this. Like a deja vu sensation?
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6225. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Future Fitness?
#13 It's called a Looklikeatwat board $50 Walmart
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6226. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Majestic Volcano... 9 Miles High!!
#5 The 'other search engine' line is a reference to English politeness in advertising and fair play. There is a magazine that has been around for ever that has TV and radio listings in it init. It is called the Radio Times (it was out before TV was ever broadcast (Apparently) and they never changed it's name) When ever it was mentioned on a TV or radio station they would say "There are other listing magazines", which of course there are these days.
Of course in the US of A they would say "Buy this fecking tv listing magazine, it's better than all the other crap out there, the times are right and everything, if we find out you've brought one of the others we'll fecking come around and shoot you in the head"
Of course in the US of A they would say "Buy this fecking tv listing magazine, it's better than all the other crap out there, the times are right and everything, if we find out you've brought one of the others we'll fecking come around and shoot you in the head"
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6227. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video 333 Year Old Hammer
#6 Tut tut I thought you were a grown up lol. You could probably make it up based on the first two verses
I guess the video highlights a great apprentice prank "Oi Jimmy Lad, nip down to stores and bring us a 1682 trip hammer, don't forget to take a string bag" "and while you're there we need a couple of left handed screwdrivers a glass mallet and some sky hooks, on your way back, nip into the deli and get me half a pound of chicken lips"
I guess the video highlights a great apprentice prank "Oi Jimmy Lad, nip down to stores and bring us a 1682 trip hammer, don't forget to take a string bag" "and while you're there we need a couple of left handed screwdrivers a glass mallet and some sky hooks, on your way back, nip into the deli and get me half a pound of chicken lips"
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6228. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video 333 Year Old Hammer
#4 Yawn!! Might have known, you get a great song going, all we needed was verse three and instead, we get a fecking history lesson on fecking trip hammers. I mean why was it called a fecking trip hammer! You would have to be really blind and stupid to trip over a thing as big as that and probably working in a foundry isn't the job for you. Mutter moment! MM I give in, I just give in, *ankers all of them, feck, can't hold a tune. I don't know, it's tragic, tragic what does a hen have to do, back to the fecking perch (I love my fish) *ankers, Feck JJ SSASP
IF I had a bell...
Mutter moment! MM I give in, I just give in, *ankers all of them, feck, can't hold a tune. I don't know, it's tragic, tragic what does a hen have to do, back to the fecking perch (I love my fish) *ankers, Feck JJ SSASPIF I had a bell...
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6229. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video 333 Year Old Hammer
I'd hammer out a warning
I'd hammer out Danger
I'd hammer out the love between
My brothers and my sisters,
aaaaall Alll over this land
OOOOOOOOOUUUU OOOOU OOOOOOOU OOOU
OOOOOOOOOUUUU OOOOU OOOOOOOU OOOU
Next!!
Come on ...IF I had a fecking BELL
I'd hammer out Danger
I'd hammer out the love between
My brothers and my sisters,
aaaaall Alll over this land
OOOOOOOOOUUUU OOOOU OOOOOOOU OOOU
OOOOOOOOOUUUU OOOOU OOOOOOOU OOOU
Next!!
Come on ...IF I had a fecking BELL
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6230. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Future Fitness?
#7 Austin I do hope your comment on the irony of the subject matter is in itself irony, but I have a sinking feeling that it isn't. Absolutely everyone in the world and now you realise that, that's the whole point of the video. Nuts just crazy man, I despair I really despair. "he figured she'd gone back to Austin, cos she talked about it all the time"
Nuts just crazy man, I despair I really despair. "he figured she'd gone back to Austin, cos she talked about it all the time" 53
6231. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Majestic Volcano... 9 Miles High!!
#3 The volcano was last seen in 1970? which way was it heading? Let me guess it was the volcano of Brigadoon (sorry #1 you will have to Google Brigadoon, there are other search engines)due to reappear in about 55 years time. Nuts you are all just nuts..goes of muttering into the distance...nuts...just nuts.
Nuts you are all just nuts..goes of muttering into the distance...nuts...just nuts.53
6232. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video A Good Fishing Spot
#10 Only nearly? I think that the fact that you have ended up in the pit of despair better known as Snotr would indicate that at least one got you mid temple. It's customary to dunk you in mud as a newby but as we can't be arsed as it's the weekend we'll just skip straight to giving you a special rename you shall be known as VANDAL (it saves us a lot of keystrokes when ridiculing you over the long years ahead).
All that remains now is for you to type preferably in capitals any credit or debit card details you possess including pin numbers and those special three security numbers on the back. Welcome to Snotr
All that remains now is for you to type preferably in capitals any credit or debit card details you possess including pin numbers and those special three security numbers on the back. Welcome to Snotr
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6233. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video No more
#9 Elementary my dear watsonthundercloud
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6234. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Future Fitness?
#5 Yes but this one is also pointless! and if I'm completely honest a tiny bit dangerous!
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6235. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video No more
#4 Yes it's just you.
Looking at the stainless steel bath which cost around $700 I would suggest that this is either a vet or a groomer. As Cat's don't go to groomers that likely leaves a vet. I propose that this cat has likely had a bath for medical reasons.
Looking at the stainless steel bath which cost around $700 I would suggest that this is either a vet or a groomer. As Cat's don't go to groomers that likely leaves a vet. I propose that this cat has likely had a bath for medical reasons.
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6236. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Awesome goal
#15 American football is played by men with odd shaped balls.
Just to clarify I don't like football, soccer or what ever else you wish to call it and what ever the shape of the ball. I don't mind rugby but my game is tennis. and most racquet sports.
Just to clarify I don't like football, soccer or what ever else you wish to call it and what ever the shape of the ball. I don't mind rugby but my game is tennis. and most racquet sports.
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6237. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video No more
Oh I just love that a wet talking cat, what's not to like
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6238. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Is this crossfit or just a really confused dude?
#1#2#4#5 You plonkers! (sorry thunderousone) If you take a moment to think about this instead of going for the obvious you would see that it's the guy on the right in close up that's been put on a facial exercise plan following a bout of bells palsy. The trainer in the background doing vertical Ant stamping is only doing that to get the bearded one to try and move his face in small horizontal twists to ease his otherwise permanent blank expression.
You will notice towards the end of the video that some relief is being achieved and he will soon have to change position and work on the other side, otherwise he may adopt the looking like he's talking to a guy on a park bench to his right while looking straight ahead stance or as it's known in the medical world S.L.T.E Sideways lemon tasting effect. Now watch the video again! nuts you're all nuts
You will notice towards the end of the video that some relief is being achieved and he will soon have to change position and work on the other side, otherwise he may adopt the looking like he's talking to a guy on a park bench to his right while looking straight ahead stance or as it's known in the medical world S.L.T.E Sideways lemon tasting effect. Now watch the video again!
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6239. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video This Corgi Either Loves Or Hates Water
#2 Just to clarify that doesn't mean you can eat dog today you weirdo's get a salad, oh and go easy on the chicken too!!
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6240. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Hotel California
#32 OMG where do I start. The last time I typed as much as that Snotr told me to edit my comment as it was too long, I guess being a woman they make allowances Firstly and in no particular order it was pink and not punk champagne and it was in a comment from #26 I'm pretty sure I typed DIY store but I can't remember when. Are you saying you don't know what a DIY store is? If you have bottom grapes on nuts you definitely need to call 911 asap. I remember the scooter video incident very well..very rude. I need to go and peck corn now, fecking toe is killing me CLAW I meant claw, not toe, not toe at all.
Firstly and in no particular order it was pink and not punk champagne and it was in a comment from #26 I'm pretty sure I typed DIY store but I can't remember when. Are you saying you don't know what a DIY store is? If you have bottom grapes on nuts you definitely need to call 911 asap. I remember the scooter video incident very well..very rude. I need to go and peck corn now, fecking toe is killing me CLAW I meant claw, not toe, not toe at all. 53
6241. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Hotel California
#30 You are not being overlooked I tried to add a piece especially for you and then got a vote and it wouldn't let me, thunderOMGthunderagain. I did want to mention that your comments at 28 are all over the place, you are thanking me for an English lesson I didn't give and talking to yourself at one point. The pink champagne was for me I think.
Did you answer my question about what you think a Buttie is? and when you go into an electrical shop what do you call that thing that tells you how to get somewhere presumably not a satnav? here's the squirrel Ringmain gave me what do you think? a very nice squirrel don't you think....I want it back by the way.p.s I've skipped describing a manly hug it's a man thing
Did you answer my question about what you think a Buttie is? and when you go into an electrical shop what do you call that thing that tells you how to get somewhere presumably not a satnav?
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6242. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Hotel California
#27 Then as a Knight of the triangular table we'll say no more about it. As well as being capable of Pissyness I can also be rude & earnest and know the importance of being the latter. I feel we have made up and should celebrate with a manly hug and maybe just a little ear to ear wiggling if you're up for it. I shall enjoy the gift of the squirrel and will put it with the others.
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6243. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Holy s**t
Good day at the diy store, but no tape left
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6244. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Hotel California
#18 At the risk of being rude why don't you go spin on a rusty nail. What right do you have to try and manipulate Snotr's members as to who they vote or communicate with. This is a democratic collective mate none of your commy interference required. You are not even a regular contributor to this site, unless as I now suspect you are one of the low life's that anonymously mark people down for no reason. You might be a Ringmaster in your own circus but here you are treading a fine high wire. I'm a fun loving person, but I can also be serious and I can also get pissy too actually....
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6245. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Awesome goal
#7 I don't want to make a big point out of this and no doubt this will change, but at time of typing I have the highest +(7) points for not liking football.
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6246. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Hotel California
#15 Let me see if I can guess which part got you this time (mmmmmrrr that's me doing a kind of mystic chant!!,mmmmmrrrr and again) Yes I think I have it. Now be brutally f#$%&g (hope I've spelt that right) honest! This is the part in a magicians card trick when he pulls out your card, with your signature on it init from the inside of a dead rabbit and you can't for the life of you work out how he did it, or why. Are you ready....? It was the bottom grapes wasn't it?? I think we have a kind of understanding going on here. Nuts
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6247. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Awesome goal
#7 If it, actually happens my little thunderclap I won't even notice, I'll actually be too busy looking good
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6248. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Awesome goal
Would this be a good time to mention that Hens hate football
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6249. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Hotel California
#6 What did you not do? plate-tonics #11 Polite will get you arrested in America, try a bit of in your face rudeness, it's liberating and part of the constitution just below stuff about carrying a gun and shooting any fecker that plays his music too loud while driving his car.
I think you need a short Masterclass now pay attention:- lets see erm, Like er let me think...Okay like to #5 you could say "Hey you Geeky (see what I did there), he likes to be called Geekster (feck knows why) but you mess with him a little by calling him Geeky or Geeks anything really as long as it has a bit of geek in it init! you keeping up, okay..Then you look at his comment and if you don't agree with it you don't say "Me nothing, I just want to be polite"!!NOOO! no no no no no! that's for admin.. You get angry see, you think to yourself how dare he make such a stupid comment which I don't agree with, and you let that anger fester for a few moments, not too long or you may grow a tumour or an ulcer or get bottom grapes..just a few seconds will be fine then you put your fingers on the keyboard close your eyes and let the chee type. Hopefully your chee will end up typing something along the lines of #5 Hey Geeky, that video you just put the link to on youtube is exactly the fecking same as the one I said I didn't like, you muppet. Now didn't that feel good. Now I shall be monitoring your progress and will feedback any issues that I feel you haven't grasped. JJ SSASP
I think you need a short Masterclass now pay attention:- lets see erm, Like er let me think...Okay like to #5 you could say "Hey you Geeky (see what I did there), he likes to be called Geekster (feck knows why) but you mess with him a little by calling him Geeky or Geeks anything really as long as it has a bit of geek in it init! you keeping up, okay..Then you look at his comment and if you don't agree with it you don't say "Me nothing, I just want to be polite"!!NOOO! no no no no no! that's for admin.. You get angry see, you think to yourself how dare he make such a stupid comment which I don't agree with, and you let that anger fester for a few moments, not too long or you may grow a tumour or an ulcer or get bottom grapes..just a few seconds will be fine then you put your fingers on the keyboard close your eyes and let the chee type. Hopefully your chee will end up typing something along the lines of #5 Hey Geeky, that video you just put the link to on youtube is exactly the fecking same as the one I said I didn't like, you muppet. Now didn't that feel good. Now I shall be monitoring your progress and will feedback any issues that I feel you haven't grasped. JJ SSASP
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6250. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Your periodic table is probably WRONG
But actually isn't Just Nuts!
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6251. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Weirdest Reaction to Free Money
#8 Nope she is just criminally insane, but nice try.
#9 I'm a Hen everyone knows that, actually I'm much more than a hen but that's a lot of other stories. I'm curious why you have selected Selena Gomez as your profile picture, especially when there were other Hen photo's you could have chosen?
#9 I'm a Hen everyone knows that, actually I'm much more than a hen but that's a lot of other stories. I'm curious why you have selected Selena Gomez as your profile picture, especially when there were other Hen photo's you could have chosen?
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6252. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The snorring dog
#7 You talking to me thundersnowboots? I only used it once in #6? I actually do actually use actually quite a lot myself actually, it wasn't actually a conscious poke actually. Something that has been bothering me since high noon with suxi, do you think he knows what a buttie is? Do you?
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6253. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Hotel California
At the risk of getting marked down by at least two people so far. It was good but it wasn't great! Having heard some of the sounds that can be produced by the human voice by some of the leading beat boxes (which I'm not a fan of generally) I would say that I wasn't over impressed by the overall sound, which in my opinion could be bettered. There were pronunciation issues with the lyrics, I hate it when foreign singers sing 'de' instead of 'thee'(sic) attention to detail. I agree the synchronisation was first class but they were lacking in sound quality. With such a classic song as this somewhere out there, there will be a five or six member acapella group saying we can do better than that.
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6254. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The snorring dog
I guess it's a question of what do you call a treat. If you feed your dog small bite mix for example and you feel your dog needs treats to learn anything (I don't actually) (#5 ) simply take a small quantity of the dogs daily diet of the mix and use that as treats. All these crappy chews, gravy bones & fancy packets of crap are unnecessary, ruin their teeth and put on weight. It's a classic example of killing with kindness. If you must be unhealthy take the money you will save by not buying the treats and buy cigarette's, just don't smoke them while the dog is in the room.
) simply take a small quantity of the dogs daily diet of the mix and use that as treats. All these crappy chews, gravy bones & fancy packets of crap are unnecessary, ruin their teeth and put on weight. It's a classic example of killing with kindness. If you must be unhealthy take the money you will save by not buying the treats and buy cigarette's, just don't smoke them while the dog is in the room. 53
6255. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Why the whole banking system is a scam - Godfrey Bloom
Sadly He went on say some very stupid things in public and got fired but his banking speech wonderful and what a great speaking voice
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6256. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Toddler's reaction to first summer rain
Delightful, will probably grow up to be a poet and ponder over the wonder of nature. and squirrels
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6257. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The snorring dog
#1 Correct! The reason this Pug is snoring is simply due to it being seriously overweight, very common in pugs, bulldogs & other breeds bred with a short or no snout. There is no need for this to be a major problem if owners would just stick to a controlled diet, but they often don't. Don't get me wrong it is also bad breeding but once bred, great care needs to be taken to keep the dog healthy. The treats industry is largely to blame along with the owners. How many dog owners on here give their dog treats? why! they don't need them, give them their own regular meals, nothing else (and not too much either) and you will spend less time at the vets and have healthier dogs that live longer.
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6258. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video European Goldfinch Taking a Bath in Man's Hand
#13 Many are lost littleclapofthunder it's those who refuse to be found you have to watch out for (That was for suxi to address the balance)
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6259. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Lionfish hunting in packs, like lions
#7 Let me guess are you the boring one in the office that everyone pretends to like but secretly doesn't, oh you wouldn't know.
My guess if I have to be serious for a moment (and it's your fault remember that) is that you just don't like the thought that a Hen has a superior sense of complex humour than North Korea, I didn't think that you were even allowed on the internet. Now you want to import (your word) a kind of communistic selection system to presumably leave only your Mono neo Nazi type comments on Snotr, well I'm not entirely happy with that.
I have a suggestion though. I don't like Michael McIntyre, I can't help it, I usually get down voted for saying it, often by Michael himself. He just doesn't float my boat or make me laugh...EVER! Why don't we agree that you just don't get it and never will and that be the end of it. I'm prepared to hold out the CLAW of friendship. Who knows we could be a double act in the future if things work out, like Little & Large without the weight differences. What do you say??..Buddy?
My guess if I have to be serious for a moment (and it's your fault remember that) is that you just don't like the thought that a Hen has a superior sense of complex humour than North Korea, I didn't think that you were even allowed on the internet. Now you want to import (your word) a kind of communistic selection system to presumably leave only your Mono neo Nazi type comments on Snotr, well I'm not entirely happy with that.
I have a suggestion though. I don't like Michael McIntyre, I can't help it, I usually get down voted for saying it, often by Michael himself. He just doesn't float my boat or make me laugh...EVER! Why don't we agree that you just don't get it and never will and that be the end of it. I'm prepared to hold out the CLAW of friendship. Who knows we could be a double act in the future if things work out, like Little & Large without the weight differences. What do you say??..Buddy?
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6260. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How to Win Over 100K on a Game Show...
#6 And your point is Cyril?
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6261. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video European Goldfinch Taking a Bath in Man's Hand
#11 You lost too er? me as well, fecking satnav.
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6262. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Guitarist Has a Brief Meltdown
#9 Oh for goodness sake you mentioned it again, stop it now. I may have to lie low for a few hours until the heats off me, now be very quiet and don't mention it again, ok? Women! nuts
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6263. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Lionfish hunting in packs, like lions
#2 Listen 'Sucks two butties' for we all know what your name really means, don't we. You are now so full of sucked butties that I don't care for your opinion and therefore trump in your general direction with the power of egor and a black & decker garden blower.
Everyone knows that the archer fish dwells only in the forest of Sherwood with his band of merry fish led by Robin and his bird Marion fish. Little John who like you has sucked many many butties and was actually called Johnny little fish for a time before he was (renamed by Robin) was also an archer. As these bandinos were of the middle ages and therefore stupid enough to believe in a creator they carried around with them a Fryer named Feck who was a multi-tasker even before women adopted the role. Fryer Feck was not only the champion butter sucker of Nottingham town but also gave spiritual advice (or bollockks as it was also called) and due to his long extention could russell up chips to go with any Archer fish that had met with the sharp arrow that day. Fryer Feck's choice was a kenwood (because it had the word wood in it init!) but he also used supermarket home brands when dosh was short, due to Robin keeping one eye on Marion when he should have kept it closed while aiming at a rich bloke on a seahorse.
Now lets have less of your nonsense S2B and get with the plot. JJ SSASP
Everyone knows that the archer fish dwells only in the forest of Sherwood with his band of merry fish led by Robin and his bird Marion fish. Little John who like you has sucked many many butties and was actually called Johnny little fish for a time before he was (renamed by Robin) was also an archer. As these bandinos were of the middle ages and therefore stupid enough to believe in a creator they carried around with them a Fryer named Feck who was a multi-tasker even before women adopted the role. Fryer Feck was not only the champion butter sucker of Nottingham town but also gave spiritual advice (or bollockks as it was also called) and due to his long extention could russell up chips to go with any Archer fish that had met with the sharp arrow that day. Fryer Feck's choice was a kenwood (because it had the word wood in it init!) but he also used supermarket home brands when dosh was short, due to Robin keeping one eye on Marion when he should have kept it closed while aiming at a rich bloke on a seahorse.
Now lets have less of your nonsense S2B and get with the plot. JJ SSASP
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6264. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video European Goldfinch Taking a Bath in Man's Hand
#9 Rest assured little Thunderheardfromadistance the creator did not create the JJ! The question you might want to consider is what came first the JJ or the egg. nuts NUTS! spreadable foam oooouuu, cacti all random but are they? yes they are! NUTs again.
nuts NUTS! spreadable foam oooouuu, cacti all random but are they? yes they are! NUTs again.53
6265. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video iGun
#9 Yeah actually you may be right, I really shouldn't get one of these the homicide rate would rise, but I will start a list.
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6266. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Just Breathe
#4 Or, you may be developing asthma? just saying, get it checked out, better to be safe than sorry, nebulizers aren't the end of the world.
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6267. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Kitty poledancer
#3 You are assuming there aren't any more videos to follow Ms MoneyPennyThundersnog nuts
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6268. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How to Win Over 100K on a Game Show...
#2 It is true, they didn't have HD television back in 1984.
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6269. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How to Win Over 100K on a Game Show...
Two years later he lost it all, thirteen years after that he dies of throat cancer aged 49. Can't be lucky all the time, the odds are generally against you.
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6270. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Just Breathe
Oh the wisdom from the mouths of babes just breath... simples
just breath... simples53
6271. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Kitty poledancer
A guy up a pole, wearing socks, on a laminate floor, in front of a fish tank with a cat. what could possibly go wrong nuts, just nuts!
nuts, just nuts!53
6272. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Man Shaves Face With An Axe
#21 Really sorry isthatthunderorlightening it won't happen again
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6273. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video iGun
The worry is if this got into the wrong hands
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6274. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video European Goldfinch Taking a Bath in Man's Hand
#6Did you mean me? I think you did.
#5 Makes me think you have disregarded evolution buddy #2 is right. Three questions:- Do you believe dinosaurs roamed the earth? Do you think there were goldfinch around when the dinosaurs roamed the earth? Do you believe goldfinch are around now. There's Evolution for you!
Or try fitting that into a creation theory:-Creator created dinosaurs (we'll leave out all the little stuff before to keep it simple) Creator decided dinosaurs were a bad idea and anyway there was a big meteor coming that creator had no control over (or creator sent big meteor) creator created Goldfinch. that's creation for you!
#5 Makes me think you have disregarded evolution buddy #2 is right. Three questions:- Do you believe dinosaurs roamed the earth? Do you think there were goldfinch around when the dinosaurs roamed the earth? Do you believe goldfinch are around now. There's Evolution for you!
Or try fitting that into a creation theory:-Creator created dinosaurs (we'll leave out all the little stuff before to keep it simple) Creator decided dinosaurs were a bad idea and anyway there was a big meteor coming that creator had no control over (or creator sent big meteor) creator created Goldfinch. that's creation for you!
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6275. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video World's Largest Organ
#6 Thunderinthesky If you look back a few years the interaction on this site is now tiny compared to say four years ago when the comments were often in the 40's or more and the amount of people leaving a comment was also many more than today (Why is that Admin, by the way?). I don't care in the slightest whether I get marked down or not I would just like to know who the Moko's are so that I can punish them. JJ SSASP nuts
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6276. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video European Goldfinch Taking a Bath in Man's Hand
What a privilege, beautiful birds Goldfinch. you might not know this but a European Goldfinch eats it's own weight in food everyday, it doesn't have to weigh it though it just eats another European Goldfinch.
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6277. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Man Shaves Face With An Axe
#19 I wouldn't dare nuts and capes away
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6278. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video World's Largest Organ
#4 I wasn't being at all harsh with #1 Kirkdouglas if you reread my message I was having a go at the sneaky toerags who go around marking Snotrs down without saying what they don't like about their comments. I think being anonymous should disallow you to mark up or down, after all you have to register to use the site and if you have time to read and dislike a comment you have time to type why. Just saying NUTS
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6279. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Lionfish hunting in packs, like lions
Formidable predator. The fish in the credits is a butterfly fish by the way, I used to have one of those. spits at you if you take the top of the tank off, you can trace its ancestry all the way back to the camel and chavs
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6280. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Guitarist Has a Brief Meltdown
#7 Shhhh! Don't draw attention to the SSASP, Ok I have, but nobody reads my comments. SSASP
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6281. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video World's Largest Organ
#1 Little bit of advice Buddy Mindpricky don't try and be funny on this site it generally doesn't go down well. There are a lot of sneaky barstewards who mark you down, then bugger off without a comment. There is at lest one drummer, lots of folk with strange belief systems and religions of every shape and form. Promotion here...forget it! you have to self appoint. Other than that it's probably the best site on the internet (does anyone know of any others?) vibrating NUTS
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6282. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Bear on a motorbike
#12 It's a puppet!!
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6283. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Guitarist Has a Brief Meltdown
#3 There is always a drummer with a chip on his shoulder on snotr Nuts
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6284. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Nature is Speaking
#2 I also wouldn't dream of turning this debate into a discussion about religion unless there are any takers. Sounds like nature is a little pisssssed off with us all don't you think, bit of venom in the old voice there. I also don't want to start a debate on feminism But perhaps if it was Father Nature you'd be able to find stuff easier, just saying!! and perhaps we wouldn't have all these monthly issues, just saying that's all! you know a man might you know er well erm make a phew! bet er better job of it all!! just saying, I'm just saying cos they are stronger that's all, look I'm just saying.. and maybe if anything you know needs a phew! a bit of an iron or erm dusting, I'm just saying and the cooking and stuff well his er little woman could do that. You want to hit me don't you, look I was just saying Nuts
unless there are any takers. Sounds like nature is a little pisssssed off with us all don't you think, bit of venom in the old voice there. I also don't want to start a debate on feminism But perhaps if it was Father Nature you'd be able to find stuff easier, just saying!! and perhaps we wouldn't have all these monthly issues, just saying that's all! you know a man might you know er well erm make a phew! bet er better job of it all!! just saying, I'm just saying cos they are stronger that's all, look I'm just saying.. and maybe if anything you know needs a phew! a bit of an iron or erm dusting, I'm just saying and the cooking and stuff well his er little woman could do that. You want to hit me don't you, look I was just saying Nuts53
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6285. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video This Crazy Guy Jumps Nearly 200 Feet Off a Cliff!
#6 I'll tell you what it's good for, absolutely nothing, say it again yeah
ooouh ar good dog yeah, what is it good for absolutely nothing yeahhhhhh bit like war oooou good dog yeah say it again come on nowwww and the average age of the combat soldier was 19 ner ner ner ner ner nineteen, nineteen, come on yeah ooou arrr good dog yeah what is it good for NUTS VIBRATE nuts
ooouh ar good dog yeah, what is it good for absolutely nothing yeahhhhhh bit like war oooou good dog yeah say it again come on nowwww and the average age of the combat soldier was 19 ner ner ner ner ner nineteen, nineteen, come on yeah ooou arrr good dog yeah what is it good for
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6286. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Guitarist Has a Brief Meltdown
"Time of your life/Good riddance" by Greenday at a guess, not that difficult just got to get that arpeggio rolling man. I've had many a feck moment playing the guitar but not that early in the piece. Try a base and loose a couple of strings or if you give up being a musician all together and take up the drums. Nuts feck Nuts JJ SSASP
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6287. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Chameleons Are Amazing
Wonderful creatures I love them
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6288. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Man Shaves Face With An Axe
#15 Three very good attempts Mss Snowthunder it's actually Snotr Self Appointed Secret Police, or it was until you blew my cover. But never mind just as long as Snotr don't catch on (little chance of that).
Yeah I got fed up with being overlooked for promotion, showed the site to my attorney and she agreed it was a breach of my human rights to not be in the role I was perfectly appropriate for eggspecially with my special and exclusive skills. So she told me to either start a coo, but I told her that's more Pigeon than Hen or an aggressive take over of the company citing disillusionment and no confidence in the present management structure OR an atheistical secret (until now) self appointed policing service of both the Administration department and the useee's.
I have a costume not unlike Spiderman but with a cape not unlike Superman and a special SSASP emblem which glows in the dark, vibrates and enlarges in diameter when I come in close proximity to bad uns and women (It needs a slight tweet in the electrics). I also have a special cry "NUTS" you may have seen it? that's when I'm onto something. I decided my emblem needed a logo also and I thought to keep my cover but also keep it tantalizingly related to my photo I would zoom in on my lower below bottom regions, lower, lower that's it below my ankle and be known as 'THE CLAW' Riter of rongs, singer of songs snapper of thongs banger of gongs THE CLAW (That's how the tv spin off opening credit will sound) NUTS
Yeah I got fed up with being overlooked for promotion, showed the site to my attorney and she agreed it was a breach of my human rights to not be in the role I was perfectly appropriate for eggspecially with my special and exclusive skills. So she told me to either start a coo, but I told her that's more Pigeon than Hen or an aggressive take over of the company citing disillusionment and no confidence in the present management structure OR an atheistical secret (until now) self appointed policing service of both the Administration department and the useee's.
I have a costume not unlike Spiderman but with a cape not unlike Superman and a special SSASP emblem which glows in the dark, vibrates and enlarges in diameter when I come in close proximity to bad uns and women (It needs a slight tweet in the electrics). I also have a special cry "NUTS" you may have seen it? that's when I'm onto something. I decided my emblem needed a logo also and I thought to keep my cover but also keep it tantalizingly related to my photo I would zoom in on my lower below bottom regions, lower, lower that's it below my ankle and be known as 'THE CLAW' Riter of rongs, singer of songs snapper of thongs banger of gongs THE CLAW (That's how the tv spin off opening credit will sound)
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6289. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Man Shaves Face With An Axe
I tried one of my friends 'NO NO' on my Oviduct feck me! I now know why it's called a No No cos that's what I shouted NO!!!fecking NO!!! painless!! Bulls-poo. Not suitable for feathers I can tell you, I'd have my balls shaved with a chainsaw any day or my chest mowed with a brushcutter (yeah I'm not your normal hen see) nuts JJ SSASP
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6290. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Man Shaves Face With An Axe
I'd like to see him shave with an electric plane or a spokeshave nuts
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay I sleep all night and I work all day
I wear high heels I wear a bra I like to press wild flowers
I wish I was a girly just like my dear papa
I'm a lumberjack and I don't care I shave with an axe now my arse is bare
I nicked my bum I did a papercut between my toes and that little thread thing underneath my tongue and then my song went wrong ooouuu! Nuts
nutsI'm a lumberjack and I'm okay I sleep all night and I work all day
I wear high heels I wear a bra I like to press wild flowers
I wish I was a girly just like my dear papa
I'm a lumberjack and I don't care I shave with an axe now my arse is bare
I nicked my bum I did a papercut between my toes and that little thread thing underneath my tongue and then my song went wrong ooouuu!
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6291. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Bear on a motorbike
"You know the bear necessities the simple bear necessities, forget about your worries and your frowns. (yeah Man)
Cos it's the bear necessities that means a bear and rest at ease and ride a fecking motorbike to town".
"If you drive a smart car,
and a scooter too,
you might just as well,
put wheels on a loo.
Cos a smart and a scoot glued together,
will be shite in rainy weather,
But a loo will be useful if you need a wee,
and great if you need a poo!!"
"Bring me sunshine, in your smile (Everybody)
Bring me laughter all the while (come on you at the back)
In this world where we live, there should be more happiness
Bring me joy bring me sunshine bring me LOOOOVE!
One more time!! Bring me joy bring me sunshine bring me LLLLOOOOOOVE!"
Come on you miserable barsteards sing!!!!, sing loud!! bring the roof down.
I thank you nuts
Cos it's the bear necessities that means a bear and rest at ease and ride a fecking motorbike to town".
"If you drive a smart car,
and a scooter too,
you might just as well,
put wheels on a loo.
Cos a smart and a scoot glued together,
will be shite in rainy weather,
But a loo will be useful if you need a wee,
and great if you need a poo!!"
"Bring me sunshine, in your smile (Everybody)
Bring me laughter all the while (come on you at the back)
In this world where we live, there should be more happiness
Bring me joy bring me sunshine bring me LOOOOVE!
One more time!! Bring me joy bring me sunshine bring me LLLLOOOOOOVE!"
Come on you miserable barsteards sing!!!!, sing loud!! bring the roof down.
I thank you
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6292. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Return
#11 I've heard lots about paedophile priests but none of them were funny and all had the same punch line. I'd like to see a punch line of paedophile priests, I'd work my way down that line without gloves then start back at the beginning again, that's assuming there was a bus back to the beginning and enough fare. Come on then tell me about this Monk who was of a homosexual persuasion, be very careful though because you don't want to stray into the realms of homophobia. Nuts
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6293. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Return
Kinda thought this going somewhere but it didn't. All you needed was the bread a bit of pickle and possibly some onion and you would have a cheap sandwich personally I tend to favour a few prawns, salad and some low fat mayo or perhaps smoked Scottish salmon with the trimmings made with a nice full grain loaf. So has anyone's life been ruined by the 'Life's too short have an affair' fiasco? What about you admin anyone looking a bit worried not being able to concentrate or do your job properly? would explain a lot Sweating, making lots of phone calls, ordering flowers, booking tickets for Carman, no? you sure? okay fair enough just thought I'd ask.
Anyone know any good jokes? Dog I'm bored at the moment!!! Arm wrestling? Anyone know of any miracles that have happened in the twenty years or so? What about the weather where you are, it's snowing here, blowing a right old blizzard outside? Anyone fancy a pint, nice glass of white wine, prawn sandwich? Think I'll go and lay an egg give me more spare time tomorrow. nuts nuts nuts
Sweating, making lots of phone calls, ordering flowers, booking tickets for Carman, no? you sure? okay fair enough just thought I'd ask.Anyone know any good jokes? Dog I'm bored at the moment!!! Arm wrestling? Anyone know of any miracles that have happened in the twenty years or so? What about the weather where you are, it's snowing here, blowing a right old blizzard outside? Anyone fancy a pint, nice glass of white wine, prawn sandwich? Think I'll go and lay an egg give me more spare time tomorrow.
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6294. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video V6 engine working paper model
#2 At first I thought it's just a display model with no functionality....I still thought that at the end nuts
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6295. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Our Greatest Delusion
#19 The reason if you are correct that 88% of the population believe in Gods and I personally don't believe in statistics by the way (and it's not the same) has many reasons. A large percentage of those people have no choice other than to believe what they are told to believe due to the closed society they are brought up in. Think of this:- If the whole world woke up tomorrow, free from any previous knowledge of any religion, would they believe what they believe today in 2015? I think not!
I cannot understand how any educated person in the modern world can believe that their are Gods, the whole thing might have been plausible a few thousand years ago but today? come on it's ridiculous. There is absolutely zero evidence of any external presence or need for one. People pray for miracles, NOTHING HAPPENS!! When did you last hear of a tsunami stopped in it's tracks and returned to whence it came rather than wipe out thousand of lives of women children & men. NEVER!! When did a God stop a member of ISIS from beheading one of it's captors NEVER!! and did people pray, you bet they did. So we have to conclude that God either doesn't care, doesn't have the power to stop bad things happening or doesn't exist (Christians will of course say "oh he/she obviously had a greater need for these poor people in heaven", really!)
I cannot understand how any educated person in the modern world can believe that their are Gods, the whole thing might have been plausible a few thousand years ago but today? come on it's ridiculous. There is absolutely zero evidence of any external presence or need for one. People pray for miracles, NOTHING HAPPENS!! When did you last hear of a tsunami stopped in it's tracks and returned to whence it came rather than wipe out thousand of lives of women children & men. NEVER!! When did a God stop a member of ISIS from beheading one of it's captors NEVER!! and did people pray, you bet they did. So we have to conclude that God either doesn't care, doesn't have the power to stop bad things happening or doesn't exist (Christians will of course say "oh he/she obviously had a greater need for these poor people in heaven", really!)
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6296. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Is this the best way to save a parking space?
#6 You are of course right and I also think they are wonderful beautiful people I love all the people at Snort I would like to see what they actually look like, Come on Snort adminions lets have a home made video of all your ugly mushes nuts
I would like to see what they actually look like, Come on Snort adminions lets have a home made video of all your ugly mushes nuts53
6297. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Our Greatest Delusion
These are my thoughts almost exactly, so many people waste their lives worrying about what is going to happen next, religion is actually the killer of life. It's a real shame that people have to label not believing in a God, a creator as a bad thing, it really isn't, it is what sets you free. I've said it before and I'll say it again, life on this wonderful planet is ultimately doomed because of the backward thinking people who kill in the name of religion mainly because they are offended by other people not believing what they believe.
The reality which is indisputable is that human beings share 98% of the same DNA as Chimpanzees, Chimpanzees have more in common with us than they have with Gorillas, that's a scientific fact. 7 million years ago we had a common ancestor and it wasn't a God. We are an evolved species and any supernatural creation is man created. Yesterday the Catholic Church apologised for systemic child abuse they should have also apologised for being part of a nonsense.
The reality which is indisputable is that human beings share 98% of the same DNA as Chimpanzees, Chimpanzees have more in common with us than they have with Gorillas, that's a scientific fact. 7 million years ago we had a common ancestor and it wasn't a God. We are an evolved species and any supernatural creation is man created. Yesterday the Catholic Church apologised for systemic child abuse they should have also apologised for being part of a nonsense.
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6298. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video END OF THE WORLD
Mine stops at .04 seconds. whats the crack
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6299. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video END OF THE WORLD
Why am I only getting der der, der der der der then it stops with a swirly pattern, s crap
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6300. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video This Is What It's Like To Get Hit With Flame Retardant From A Plane
#5 I'll have you know some of my best buddies are Gulls, the females can smell a bit fishy but you get used to it. OooH the tails they tell. I went to that reunion party with Jonathan Livingston seagull, right pisss up it was, Neil Diamond was all over the place, with one seagull then this bird and that bird and I thought just because he can't sing anymore that he was completely passed it, but no, he wasn't he really wasn't he was in the groovy man! At one point I said "NEIL, NO! don't abuse that Tern like like it's horrible you've already twisted the Albatross and put a tuck in the Puffin that's enough, for one night surly, enough mate, give it a rest, haven't you got a fecking song to write or somefing" and do you know what he said to me Neil, he said "JJ come over here mate" and I said "What do you mean" and he said "well you're over there, come over here" and I said "No Neil I'm not coming over there cos you've got wild eye's mate" and he said " Well feck you Judgie" "I let him call me that sometimes" and I said "Neil you might be an international signing superstar mate with songs like Caroline and stuff but you ain't half an arrsehole mate" and do you know what he said back "Nuffing, Nuffing at all" and I'll remember those words for the rest of my life.
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6301. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Is this the best way to save a parking space?
#4 Not me I'm using it because it is the nearest thing to a Hen, Now if snort admin are talented enough (which is in doubt and they are touchy about bringing the towel lounger thing to the forefront hence my mark downs) to produce an actual Hen, I will then use the Squirrel for it's intended purpose, until then It's a Squirrel from me every time. Oh and I didn't say the towels were perfectly clean, far from it, usually grubby nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts, What's got a hazelnut in every bite.....squirrel shit nuts
nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts, What's got a hazelnut in every bite.....squirrel shit nuts53
6302. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Maybach 62S Failed towed away too heavy
#13 I most certainly am Mam in fact I can honestly say I am the most self promoting unpromoted Hen on Snotr
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6303. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video This Is What It's Like To Get Hit With Flame Retardant From A Plane
I experienced a similar event from a Seagull in Manhattan.
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6304. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Room service
#6 You're right I did, it was very satisfying but it kept trying to run away shouting eeek
Anyone can make a mistake said the red faced Dalek climbing off the Savioke.
Anyone can make a mistake said the red faced Dalek climbing off the Savioke.
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6305. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Is this the best way to save a parking space?
If it isn't fake and I don't think it is, it is not cool it is fecking Sneaky & Greedy. It's equivalent to the race that we don't mention on here for fear of upsetting admin who put their fecking towels on the loungers by the pool early morning so that no one else gets to lie by the pool. I mean do that know how disliked they are for doing that, personally by the way I'm Judge Jake the crusader who goes around throwing the towels in the pool, if that's ever happened to you it might have been me or Thundersnow she's a bugger for doing it.
You might be wondering what this guy is trying to get the other guy to do again, well I've seen the full video and it's a bit weird, He can bend over and lick his own arse, he's known as 'No paper Tony' which sounds like an Italian dish if you say it quickly. JJ SASSP
You might be wondering what this guy is trying to get the other guy to do again, well I've seen the full video and it's a bit weird, He can bend over and lick his own arse, he's known as 'No paper Tony' which sounds like an Italian dish if you say it quickly.
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6306. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Koa Smith's 27 Second Skeleton Barrel
#6 There's a Horse Fly
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6307. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Maybach 62S Failed towed away too heavy
#8 Only because they are not above the tow trucks #6 I'm a Hen
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6308. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Snotr now has a messaging system for users! -PM System-
I'm confused what is the announcement? I just saw a lot of flashing patterns on my screen and some music.
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6309. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video World Record Free Solo - Insane Slacklining!
Okay next!
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6310. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Heroes do exist
#5 Don't stop there your song started off quite well, next line could be "No call to build a wall" then maybe "Bolders would just roll away" your turn, I'll get working on a chorus, gravefart
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6311. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Wake Up!
#2 yeah it does you just need to use a rolled up newspaper to make it work
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6312. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Koa Smith's 27 Second Skeleton Barrel
#4 Hey watch it!!
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6313. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Maybach 62S Failed towed away too heavy
Has anyone noticed that if you close one eye and kinda squint through the other eye the 'So called SQUIREL' here actually looks like me JUDGE-JAKE ah ah aahhhhhhhh thanks snotr! Now about that promotion?
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6314. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video This Eagle Doesn't Like Drones
I sure hope the Eagle wasn't hurt by the props
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6315. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Cute Boxer
#2 It's not a boxer see above #3 Obviously he can't hear with a box on his head
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6316. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Optical illusion
I really wish I could draw, magical. By the way snotr love the squirrels, as it's a day for changes you could round it off with my promotion. JJ SSASP
By the way snotr love the squirrels, as it's a day for changes you could round it off with my promotion. JJ SSASP53
6317. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Cute Boxer
This Boxer is an English Bulldog. Looks like he's practising being a blind dog for a guide
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6318. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Heroes do exist
That wasn't a hero that was this persons guardian angel. Selfless act of bravery, Well done that man, the other guy on the left got his shoes wet for nothing, then they all carry on jogging as if nothing happened, crazy man just crazzzzzy
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6319. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Rock-Paper-Scissors Tournament
If I were the guy on the left (and I might be) I would sack my trainer
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6320. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Wake Up!
Owner "Beano what do you want, leave me alone, beano! I'm sleepy, I don't wanna play" Beano " No I don't wanna play either but I'm dying, I mean dieing for a pee.....I've already taken a dump on the stairs and eaten it again, why do I do that, it taste's like shite"
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6321. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Dog has his own ride!
Well if that doesn't stop road rage I don't know what would
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6322. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How to date in Norway
The reasoning behind these diagrams in Norway and Sweden was accurately explained by Woody Allan back in the 70's this is what he said:- Every county has something that it is ashamed of, in America it's sex in Sweden it's food. Sweden is not ashamed of sex they like it and everybody scores (you don't have to be tall) but they find food embarrassing they don't like to talk about it. In America they just eat even in the open even in front of Children they don't care, but sex is a touchy subject. In Sweden you get strange guys coming up to you in the street saying "hey buddy would you like a burger or I could get you a mixed green salad if you like. You will get a woman who will eat a bagel but she won't put cream cheese on it you ask her why and she'll say "Well I don't do that.
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6323. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Los Angeles dumps 96 million plastic balls into a reservoir to prevent it from evaporating
#1 There you go again always making it into a race thing
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6324. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Los Angeles dumps 96 million plastic balls into a reservoir to prevent it from evaporating
I often wondered why I didn't evaporate now I know why
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6325. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Stairway to heaven: Fireworks artist creates stunning ladder in mid-air
Now that is cool or hot, next step (literally) is to make a firework fireman running up the ladder, eighteen months he'll crack it.
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6326. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Very Real Dangers Of Social Media
#11 If this was your daughter and considering this is going on for real in the world. Which option would you go for? Option 1) Give your daughter the scare of her life including or excluding skull masks, meat cleavers, cows blood and sound effects from the final scenes in the Texas chain saw massacre. Or Option B) Your family's personal version of the Texas chainsaw massacre where you never ever get to see your daughter again, except for posted bits of her that arrive every birthday. You choose.
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6327. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Let's test that helmet
Yes this is what is commonly called bullying
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6328. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Five strangest ways to get into space (that we've tried)
#6 I have been having a few problems with my auto correct thundersnowball but I've taken your advice and got my Labrador bitch to proof read all my messages from now onwards, she needs something to occupy her since having corrective surgery at the V..E..T's (I have to write it like that cos she'll get all worried if she reads that word). I know you will be curious as to what kind of surgery she had to have and I can only say it was a little embarrassing. We got her cheap from the local faulty pet shop in town a couple of years ago.
Okay look I'll explain she was born with two, well er, ermm she had two, lady parts if you get my drift..We called her Snatches.
Okay look I'll explain she was born with two, well er, ermm she had two, lady parts if you get my drift..We called her Snatches.
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6329. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Lesson for a Bully
Interesting that when your child misbehaves at home you are not allowed to chastise him or her in a lot of countries and in schools corporal punishment was abolished in the late 1970's
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6330. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Very Real Dangers Of Social Media
This is truly shocking but I wasn't in even the slightest doubt that each of these girls would do what they did, which in itself is a take on kids and the times we live in with social media.
#3 I have marked you down because I'm guessing you are a kid yourself and not a parent otherwise you would not have made that comment. The majority of teenagers both male and female have very little if any respect for adults and or authority, it is the rare household that have a close relationship with their teenager.
They are only interested in their friends and boys/girls and their opinions through these years and social media simply tightens these bonds. The good news if they not stupid enough to get into a van with masked occupants is that they do usually come round and in many cases (and I've heard this first hand) they blame their parents for not being more strict with them when they screwed up their exams for a boyfriend who is now long gone.
My two favourite teenage sayings are "Teenagers the ultimate knowledge of inexperience" and "When I was fourteen years old my Dad was so ignorant I couldn't stand to have the old man around, when I became twenty one I couldn't believe how much he had learned in seven years" For any teenagers reading these who need an explanation the First one is saying that it might just be possible that although you think you know everything you can't possibly, simply (and it's not your fault) because you have only been alive for a short period of time. And the second one is saying much the same, plus you don't want to think that your parents or teachers actually know much more than you do simply because they have lived longer and have had more time to gather information and process it and it won't be until you have lived a little, that you too will be in their shoes and before you now it some teenager will think the same about you. This has been going on in human terms for over three million years.JJ SASSP
#3 I have marked you down because I'm guessing you are a kid yourself and not a parent otherwise you would not have made that comment. The majority of teenagers both male and female have very little if any respect for adults and or authority, it is the rare household that have a close relationship with their teenager.
They are only interested in their friends and boys/girls and their opinions through these years and social media simply tightens these bonds. The good news if they not stupid enough to get into a van with masked occupants is that they do usually come round and in many cases (and I've heard this first hand) they blame their parents for not being more strict with them when they screwed up their exams for a boyfriend who is now long gone.
My two favourite teenage sayings are "Teenagers the ultimate knowledge of inexperience" and "When I was fourteen years old my Dad was so ignorant I couldn't stand to have the old man around, when I became twenty one I couldn't believe how much he had learned in seven years" For any teenagers reading these who need an explanation the First one is saying that it might just be possible that although you think you know everything you can't possibly, simply (and it's not your fault) because you have only been alive for a short period of time. And the second one is saying much the same, plus you don't want to think that your parents or teachers actually know much more than you do simply because they have lived longer and have had more time to gather information and process it and it won't be until you have lived a little, that you too will be in their shoes and before you now it some teenager will think the same about you. This has been going on in human terms for over three million years.
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6331. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Five strangest ways to get into space (that we've tried)
#2 I can't believe you feel that way dustpan which one don't you like?
And #3 Ringbinder I don't want to make you look silly in front of thunderpants but go outside for a minute and look up, space from where you are standing (and I don't know where you are but it probably doesn't matter) space is UP okay? it's the bit after the sky, try and stay with me here it's brilliant, after the clouds (white fluffy things) and a bit of other stuff that's where you'll find space and there's lots of it that's why it's called space. Now look down, if there is a bit of grass or soil have a rummage and you might find amongst the used condoms and beer cans (rough where you live isn't it?) a Worm, now the said worm shouldn't really be on the top of the ground as it risks being eaten by birds or frogs but if you look really carefully near the worm (they are not known for wandering far)there will be a WORM HOLE, the worm will slither down this hole OR actually it might just make a new one, just like that it might think Feck it I'll make a new worm hole and it just will, down to it's little thatched cottage beneath the ground. My point is that the worm hole is going exactly the opposite direction to the way it would need to go to be useful as a means of getting into space.
Just to reassure you re the film interstellar, just wait until you are old then if you are lucky all your past memories will be erased and you will be able to watch it again as if for the first time, of course you may not recognise the people you are watching it with! just enjoy the film. hick feck. JJ SASSP
And #3 Ringbinder I don't want to make you look silly in front of thunderpants but go outside for a minute and look up, space from where you are standing (and I don't know where you are but it probably doesn't matter) space is UP okay? it's the bit after the sky, try and stay with me here it's brilliant, after the clouds (white fluffy things) and a bit of other stuff that's where you'll find space and there's lots of it that's why it's called space. Now look down, if there is a bit of grass or soil have a rummage and you might find amongst the used condoms and beer cans (rough where you live isn't it?) a Worm, now the said worm shouldn't really be on the top of the ground as it risks being eaten by birds or frogs but if you look really carefully near the worm (they are not known for wandering far)there will be a WORM HOLE, the worm will slither down this hole OR actually it might just make a new one, just like that it might think Feck it I'll make a new worm hole and it just will, down to it's little thatched cottage beneath the ground. My point is that the worm hole is going exactly the opposite direction to the way it would need to go to be useful as a means of getting into space.
Just to reassure you re the film interstellar, just wait until you are old then if you are lucky all your past memories will be erased and you will be able to watch it again as if for the first time, of course you may not recognise the people you are watching it with! just enjoy the film. hick feck.
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6332. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Five strangest ways to get into space (that we've tried)
They didn't mention the space ladder or the getting to space trampoline or the space escalator and how about the standing on all your mates shoulders and reaching up method. My idea which I have patented is a big sucking pump where we suck out a small section of our atmosphere bringing space down to a reasonable distance say the roof of a tower block then having fitted handles to the bottom of the space station, we get suited up with all the bits we need to take including sandwiches and chocolate biscuits, we get a good grip on the handles then blow all the atmosphere back into place and there we are in space simple
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6333. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video You Thought The Slingshot Ride Was Scary Before
This is the second accident in one of these in the last few weeks, previously the elasticated rope snapped while the cage was still on the ground (thankfully) although you can imagine the whip from all that tension could had had someone's eye out. Proof if it was needed these feckers should be avoided like plaque and mouth ulcers.
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6334. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Experienced worker
#9 I think he's getting instruction through the headphones due to a short term memory issue. Every 15 seconds it says "Now pick up pile of plates, shuffle them into the rack, don't forget to put a couple in the middle, now spray the feckers, now push them through the hole on your left and await further instructions"..."Now pick up pile of plates, shuffle them into the rack, don't forget to put a couple in the middle, now spray the feckers, now push them through the hole on your left and await further instructions"..."Now pick up pile of plates, shuffle them into the rack, don't forget to put a couple in the middle, now spray the feckers, now push them through the hole on your left and await further instructions"..."Now pick up pile of plates, shuffle them into the rack, don't forget to put a couple in the middle, now spray the feckers, now push them through the hole on your left and await further instructions".................Now have a tea break and report back here in ten minutes. SASSP
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6335. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Cyclist Crashes Into A Porsche At Full Speed!
I think at this near tragic moment a special mention should be given to the two poor barsteards who also crashed into a motorbike.
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6336. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Demon Prank
So I'm guessing the guy at the machine has some kind of seat built into his jeans
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6337. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The High Voltage Ejector Bed
#11 Thank you for your advice, albeit the advice I gave to you returned, so I think that means that currently the advice is my side of the net where I'll hold onto it in case you need it again. xztwx7 By typing in the previous code the rest of this message cannot be read by admin (it's like invisible ink see!)The fact of the matter was that when I was talking to admin (and this is going to come as a shock) I was only kidding. I didn't even have anything to say about the Dr Sebi video, I will now he's obviously a charlatan. JJ SASSP
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6338. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Right Handed Lefty? Whaa...
Can he hit it forwards though?
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6339. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Future Karate Master
He'll be cheesed off when he's older and finds you get your white belt just for showing up, it comes with your gi
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6340. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video What is Addiction? by Gabor Maté (physician)
#1 Just wanted you to know that we all feel your pain, things haven't been easy for you have they since.....that thing we never speak about. You just need to know that it will get better...The sun will shine again and then you can ditch those pills, needles, shots, coffee, chocolate, sex and cigarettes and breath again...uuummm breath the clean air.
Be thankful for your limited time on this rock for there may not be another one (life I mean not rocks, there are lots of rocks)Go placidly amongst the noise and haste and remember what peace there may be in silence, then best beloved keep your silly comments to yourself, they have no place in this village, this is a good village, full of good people (really mean with promotions though, even when your sister and her three children's lives are at stake) My final piece of advice is simple, get a hair cut. JJ-SASSP
Be thankful for your limited time on this rock for there may not be another one (life I mean not rocks, there are lots of rocks)Go placidly amongst the noise and haste and remember what peace there may be in silence, then best beloved keep your silly comments to yourself, they have no place in this village, this is a good village, full of good people (really mean with promotions though, even when your sister and her three children's lives are at stake) My final piece of advice is simple, get a hair cut. JJ-SASSP
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6341. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video [Incredible Rescue] Incredible Accident
#3 I need your support thunder read the comment and add yours to the 'High powered ejector bed' lives are at stake
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6342. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Exquisite Watches
Beautiful just beautiful apart from the ugly one
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6343. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The High Voltage Ejector Bed
#9 Well that's fair comment and I shall take it on board and will obviously have to reconsider my options with the company. You must be aware that if I get another golden handshake opportunity from a rival organisation I may have to further my career in that direction.
I can't and won't wait for ever. You will remember I told you about that important and pioneering lifesaving operations that my promotion was going to fund for my sister and all three of her little children (all girls with curly blond hair and blue eyes, little angels they are, and probably now will be) The one where my sister's, liver and kidneys were to be shared out amongst her daughters while she herself is cryogenically frozen for two years while the transplanted organs grow enough to be divided back into my sister so she can resume her important work in stem cell technology (where the rest of her team will put on hold the near breakthrough for a vaccine to cure the five top cancers and freckles).
I'll send my sister an email in hospital and tell her the bad news, It won't be the first time she has had to gather up her little children from their sick beds, remove all the interconnecting tubes and wires and explain that mummy can't help them again. Of course this time she will probably add that it's all because the heartless feckers at Snotr won't type those three little words (in red) next to Uncle Judge Jake's name. I can see the little disappointed look on their faces now and the tears running down their seven little blue eyes (don't even go there chynobel)and down their perfect rosy cheeks, swallowing gently little daisy will probably say "The Barsterds"
I can't and won't wait for ever. You will remember I told you about that important and pioneering lifesaving operations that my promotion was going to fund for my sister and all three of her little children (all girls with curly blond hair and blue eyes, little angels they are, and probably now will be) The one where my sister's, liver and kidneys were to be shared out amongst her daughters while she herself is cryogenically frozen for two years while the transplanted organs grow enough to be divided back into my sister so she can resume her important work in stem cell technology (where the rest of her team will put on hold the near breakthrough for a vaccine to cure the five top cancers and freckles).
I'll send my sister an email in hospital and tell her the bad news, It won't be the first time she has had to gather up her little children from their sick beds, remove all the interconnecting tubes and wires and explain that mummy can't help them again. Of course this time she will probably add that it's all because the heartless feckers at Snotr won't type those three little words (in red) next to Uncle Judge Jake's name. I can see the little disappointed look on their faces now and the tears running down their seven little blue eyes (don't even go there chynobel)and down their perfect rosy cheeks, swallowing gently little daisy will probably say "The Barsterds"
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6344. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The High Voltage Ejector Bed
#7 Well if I'm honest I'd lost fecking interest by the time you got around to answering my fecking question. I can't even remember what comment I was going to make now. This can only mean that you guys and that girl are over worked so now I've got your attention how about adding 'snotr secret police' in red after my name just for fun. I could then go around saying things like "now then now then, stop that it's silly" or "we'll have no more of that thundersnow" (she's my bird by the way) or "Right you're nicked" or "No I don't take bribes" come on get with the decade.
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6345. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The High Voltage Ejector Bed
#5 You don't often confuse me, but you've confused me again. What is why we love snort? the new found censorship where new comments are suddenly not allowed? I want to know the reason?? Come on Admin stop hiding you must read the comments to make sure we aren't spelling feck properly, answer my fecking question
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6346. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Yum Yum Mmmm...
And that's why they are Giants
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6347. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video China Shooting Pranks 2015 Compilation
Now I like a laugh, those of you who have ever read one of my comments will realise that, and I have to say that in principle this is quite amusing and if it was limited to a single pranks video I have no more a problem with it than I did with the scares in a lift videos that were around a few months ago, or indeed the dog dressed up as a spider.
The biggest worry I have with this, is that it is going to be copied everywhere. Everywhere where there is a gathering of yts or punks (that's punks prior to the high hair variety that ambushed the name)and it has implications that could clearly be linked to muggings and other crimes. It is also only a matter of time before (unlike the so called fail video where the guy took out his own gun and fired back, which I'm sure was part of the prank) Someone reacts badly and using the fight or flight principle adopts the fight strategy and kills, maims or pulverises the pranker. watch this space!!
The biggest worry I have with this, is that it is going to be copied everywhere. Everywhere where there is a gathering of yts or punks (that's punks prior to the high hair variety that ambushed the name)and it has implications that could clearly be linked to muggings and other crimes. It is also only a matter of time before (unlike the so called fail video where the guy took out his own gun and fired back, which I'm sure was part of the prank) Someone reacts badly and using the fight or flight principle adopts the fight strategy and kills, maims or pulverises the pranker. watch this space!!
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6348. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Helicopter flying extremely low over the street
There are only two possibilities here! Possibility number one:- Helicopter pilot is also an airline pilot and he forgot which vehicle he was flying for a moment only realising when the runway went on longer than usual. Possibility two:- Fecking Joy Riders on LSD. Possibility 3:- There is no possibility three please re-read the beginning of this comment, you Muppet!!
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6349. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The High Voltage Ejector Bed
A Question for SNOTR!!The following video after this one about Dr Sebi seems to have fallen victim to North Korean Communism and has had it's comment options capped? What's the crack? Why are you doing this? What is the reason?? Come on this better be good? This is censorship and I thought SNOTR was part of the free world?
The high voltage ejector bed is shite by the way I brought one the mattress is too hard.
The high voltage ejector bed is shite by the way I brought one the mattress is too hard.
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6350. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video China looking to dominate basketball in 2025
#3 The young one's might grow a foot but the adults are fecked. The only way they are going to gain enough height is if they have a nuclear accident, trouble is their legs may well be growing out of their arses then.
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6351. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Banach-Tarski Paradox
#10 Oh no! Have I gone too far??
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6352. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video SWINCAR Spider Electric
This would work great on Mars or Uranus
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6353. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Tesla's new charger prototype
#9 OMG aren't you unpopular lol
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6354. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Banach-Tarski Paradox
#7 yeah 7 Is you saying you are the only Homosap left on the Planet with a furry Arse trap exit or entry point? (as Thundersnow is suggesting..why she is so interested in your Muffy dungeon God only knows) cos it is very obvious to all those here that you is going around asking people to sniff your rusty hook
And #5 yes I means you suxy although Snotr hasn't seen fit to grant my admin or Snotr Secret police status as yet, (I'M STILL WAITING) I am adopting the role anyway while I wait forthey red alteration promotive emblem against my name. In the afore mentioned role I'm saying to you that the only reason you don't like this elongated video is nothing to do with the length (always a sorry issue with you) I put it to you that the more accurate reason is that you don't understand the Paradox and in fact only watched it because you thought it said Banana- Terrapin paraffin (due to your disluxea) where in your strange mixed up world you thought this might be something you could order in MacDonald's after your big Mac, fry's and milky shake, am I wrong???
And #5 yes I means you suxy although Snotr hasn't seen fit to grant my admin or Snotr Secret police status as yet, (I'M STILL WAITING) I am adopting the role anyway while I wait forthey red alteration promotive emblem against my name. In the afore mentioned role I'm saying to you that the only reason you don't like this elongated video is nothing to do with the length (always a sorry issue with you) I put it to you that the more accurate reason is that you don't understand the Paradox and in fact only watched it because you thought it said Banana- Terrapin paraffin (due to your disluxea) where in your strange mixed up world you thought this might be something you could order in MacDonald's after your big Mac, fry's and milky shake, am I wrong???
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6355. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Goat Vs Cow
#8 Hey Bravefart you need a poem to sort you out:-
Is it cos youse blind? Hime a Chicken not a cow,
Youd fink if your a bravey heart youd no that anyhow
It seems that when you figured it, you figured it all wrong
Must be your Scotish ansesstry under a sporran you've a thong
I'll make it very easy so you don't go wrong agen
When next you go a milking, milk a cow and not a hen.
Is it cos youse blind? Hime a Chicken not a cow,
Youd fink if your a bravey heart youd no that anyhow
It seems that when you figured it, you figured it all wrong
Must be your Scotish ansesstry under a sporran you've a thong
I'll make it very easy so you don't go wrong agen
When next you go a milking, milk a cow and not a hen.
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6356. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Key & Peele's PC Pirate Chanty
I avoided this video for quite a while, somehow it just didn't appeal to me at all. Eventually having watched all the other videos on Snotr, I gave in and watched it. Fecking awful, especially the dentistry
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6357. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Thing...
#6 Cut back on the meds a little buckko
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6358. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Insane wave pool
Great waves, what it needs is a couple of Great whites to raise the tension a little
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6359. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video 10 Amazing Optical Illusions
Well no need for any drugs today of any kind
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6360. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Goat Vs Cow
You would have thought they would have hung around and filmed it coming to, and the goats personality change, when it suddenly thought it was Jesus and could fly if it wanted to but choose not to, and would only eat leaven bread from a gold bucket and demanded the sacrifice of a aardvark every Tuesday except on a leap-year, It also shaved it's little goatee beard off and started wearing a pink dress and a cape and a tiara stolen from a gay monk (gay in the old fashioned really happy way not homosexual) from Weston super-Mare, which is a small holiday resort in England which the Goat demanded was renamed Weston Super-goat.
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6361. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Thing...
I'm sure Stephen King wrote a book about the land version
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6362. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Showboating poker player celebrates too soon
"You gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em, know when to walkaway and that's not until the other guy has had his go"
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6363. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Harley crash
New front fork, wheel, tyre, bit a paint, It'll be fine
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6364. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Drive Thru Robot Driver Prank
"Look it's gone red" yeah and?
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6365. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How to build a bridge with grass in 3 days
#3 No not really
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6366. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Monty Python and the Holy Grail Modern Trailer
"ooou you lucky barstard", he's a very naughty boy" "Some fings in life are bad"...aaah they'll never notice
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6367. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Deserving Dad's Life-Changing Father's Day Surprise
wonderful story, I'm reading up on this as soon as I've finished writing this comment. What a lovely family I wish them all the very best, and look forward to the cured video very soon.
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6368. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Her Dad Died Just Before Her Wedding But What Her Brother Did Left The Whole Room In Tears
Okay have I got this right, the brother is singing the song, who is the old feller? is it her Granddad? I mean if it's simply the brother singing the song, lovely though it is, it isn't that amazing, it happens a lot these days or am I missing something here? I mean if that is the deceased father then I'm really impressed, but I remain confused
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6369. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Men React to Their Girlfriends Getting Catcalled
#4 Totally with you on this one
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6370. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Electric Bug Zapper in Slow Motion
#6 Yes I hate flies and Wasps, I was going to make a big thing of it, then changed my mind
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6371. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Electric Bug Zapper in Slow Motion
#4 Gee thanks shucks! One of the cowardly shite eaters that I mentioned didn't like it, they fecking marked me down.
As well as disliking fly's and (oh and people saying something is 'sick' when it is not even poorly, instead of good) and hating wasps, my other pet hate is Snotarians (usually the shite eating ones in my experience) who nip on to the site like a cowardly shite eating fugwallor and mark people down without leaving an explanation or a comment. EXPOSE these Turds of the night & occasional lunchtime barstewards Snotr! You must know who they are? Come on come on, lets have one of those sexy have an affair website expose sessions, lets have their bank account numbers and criminal records so we all know what shitty eating tufti turd munchers they really are
As well as disliking fly's and (oh and people saying something is 'sick' when it is not even poorly, instead of good) and hating wasps, my other pet hate is Snotarians (usually the shite eating ones in my experience) who nip on to the site like a cowardly shite eating fugwallor and mark people down without leaving an explanation or a comment. EXPOSE these Turds of the night & occasional lunchtime barstewards Snotr! You must know who they are? Come on come on, lets have one of those sexy have an affair website expose sessions, lets have their bank account numbers and criminal records so we all know what shitty eating tufti turd munchers they really are
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6372. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Police fail compilation
I need to know what happened to the girl in that awful knockdown. Does anyone know how she was?
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6373. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Electric Bug Zapper in Slow Motion
Fly's have a tough life if you think about it, they eat an awful lot of poo which has to be the worse job ever, I certainty wouldn't want to do it and with the exception of a couple of snotrarians on this site (you know who you are, yes I do mean you) I don't think you would either, so I do have a certain degree of sympathy for their plight and on the whole I wish them well for their contribution to a poo- environment. BUT! I wish they would fecking keep away from my fecking food especially when I am eating fecking out, why oh why do they insist on trying to land their little shitty legs on the rim of my fecking coffee cup? WHY? I don't even take fecking sugar!! I hate the persistent ones who just know you are really pissed off with them but they feel they have the fecking edge because we apparently move in fecking slow motion to them, that doesn't mean they have to keep coming back, why don't they feck off!! But if Flys piss me off and they do a bit they are nothing compared to their stripy arsed fecking relatives the Whoreing Ass Swine Pyssliped Shytters or as they are known for short W.A.S.P.S....
I fecking hate wasps with a passion I mean what are they fecking for?? what are they for? All they do is turn up and spoil fecking picnics, fecking barbecues and any fecking form of outdoor fecking fun that you might want to fecking have which involves fecking food or fecking drink!! and if no one is having said outdoor fun what do the feckers do? I'll tell you, they fecking come in your fecking house causing fecking havoc with their buzz fecking buzz buzz and they are so fecking stupid that they can't find their fecking way out again! even when they only came in moments before FOR NO FECKING REASON. they have the memory span of a severly effected dementia patient. And they are such stnuc (read it backwards) that if you fecking kill one the barstards let out a fecking pheromone that brings all it's stripy feck mates to do what, he's dead! REVENGE that's why they come,I really am not keen
I fecking hate wasps with a passion I mean what are they fecking for?? what are they for? All they do is turn up and spoil fecking picnics, fecking barbecues and any fecking form of outdoor fecking fun that you might want to fecking have which involves fecking food or fecking drink!! and if no one is having said outdoor fun what do the feckers do? I'll tell you, they fecking come in your fecking house causing fecking havoc with their buzz fecking buzz buzz and they are so fecking stupid that they can't find their fecking way out again! even when they only came in moments before FOR NO FECKING REASON. they have the memory span of a severly effected dementia patient. And they are such stnuc (read it backwards) that if you fecking kill one the barstards let out a fecking pheromone that brings all it's stripy feck mates to do what, he's dead! REVENGE that's why they come,I really am not keen
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6374. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Michael Jackson-Bad (Piano Cover)
#13 I just did that was it #14 Oooh Don't worry, last I heard she was banged up in an algebra prison somewhere in Algebria for crimes against numeracy, I think her number up
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6375. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video What Are The British Stereotypes? | UC San Diego
They have shitty food! As he holds a MacDonald's Milkshake in his hand. For the record English food is infinitely better than American food, fish and chips are not the staple diet of the English. British food becomes awful when you cross over into the Northern Quarter.
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6376. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Michael Jackson-Bad (Piano Cover)
#11 You know if I had to write my ten reasons for wanting to leave this planet and populate another, obviously the populating part would be number one but quite high up there would be to get away from people usually young youts (sic) using stupid words instead of the perfectly fine selection that already exist in the English language. 'Sick' is one of them 'Bad' is another. Sick means ill, unwell. Bad means not good coincidentally not good if you understand that pun.
I would like to declare Snotr a none annoying backward word zone.
I would also like to ask Snotr for a promotion. Just for a laugh and to raise my profile and Gravitas, I request the immortal words (Admin)or (Snotr police chief) to be added in parenthesis in red of course to my name, I'm prepared to perform as a silent none salaried partner of the firm and would only likely mention my status in every other comment similarly to when you go fishing with a dotted line and only catch every other fish. So come on Snotr these opportunities only come around once in a lifetime....
I would like to declare Snotr a none annoying backward word zone.
I would also like to ask Snotr for a promotion. Just for a laugh and to raise my profile and Gravitas, I request the immortal words (Admin)or (Snotr police chief) to be added in parenthesis in red of course to my name, I'm prepared to perform as a silent none salaried partner of the firm and would only likely mention my status in every other comment similarly to when you go fishing with a dotted line and only catch every other fish. So come on Snotr these opportunities only come around once in a lifetime....
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6377. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Michael Jackson-Bad (Piano Cover)
Absolutely wonderful. When I see a young person playing an instrument as well as this it makes me think what this world would be like if everyone took up an instrument, piano, guitar, flute, whatever and practised one piece to a high level. I'm absolutely sure that the levels of violence would drop considerably in society. It's like martial arts which I practised to dan grades many years ago, the times some young thug who thought he was IT! would turn up at classes and within a couple of weeks would either change completely or leave.
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6378. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video This motorbike runs on WATER!
#17 Unfortunately my religion (I'm a None Believing Creational Subtitlest) prevents me from reading and believing subtitles. I also do not believe any place that I haven't been to actually exists, which makes my spare time job of a NBCS producer of atlases maps and side roads much easier than it could be as a believer. Just the way it is SUXi bu!! Twiddle twiddle keep the faith
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6379. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Golden Retrievers Synchronized Swim
I bet they are all called Jack Dempsey
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6380. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video This motorbike runs on WATER!
Expanding on #3 explanation a little, My theory is that the rivers in Portugal, Brazil, Spain or what ever country we decide he is from, are pure petroleum, simple!!
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6381. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Measuring Human Body Capacitance (or any capacitance)
A little lacking in accidents for my taste
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6382. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video First shave in 14 years
Am I the only one who expected him to have a 14 year old beard, like carried around in a push chair length
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6383. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Homeless Man Does Unbelievable Act Social Experiment
#5 That's right, begging is a form of advertising if you think about it and as such an odds game. If you think how many people walk on by compared to how many make a contribution the guy would be lucky to three donations a day where he's pitched and who was he showing the photograph to? in the dark? and wouldn't his family recognise his voice? You know the more I think about this the more I think I'm right it's fake
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6384. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Limo vs Train
Now if they had left the hand break on!! If you want one of those feckers to stop you need to mention it when they are leaving the station lol
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6385. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Boeing 777 landing high winds at Amsterdam’s Schipol airport.
"This is your captain speaking, apologies to those of you who ordered the pre landing soup, the nearest dry cleaners (owned by my wife ironically)(only kidding her name is Sara) is through the doors at terminal one, turn left"
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6386. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Kid struggles to eat a hot dog at baseball game
Five second rule!
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6387. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Dutch Driver tries to jump drawbridge - and fails
What you might call Going, going, Dutch. Mind the gap!, bang, splash, gurgle
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6388. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Terrafugia TF-X
Were there is a will there is a way and usually a group of bickering relatives
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6389. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Homeless Man Does Unbelievable Act Social Experiment
#2 I didn't need any clues, first or otherwise 'Social Experiments' are regularly faked these days for financial gain. I choose to stay on the fence with this one, it may well be real. Johal needs to practise his pitch either way. Also the homeless person really ought to find a slightly more populated spot it's no wonder he's hungry.
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6390. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Homeless Man Does Unbelievable Act Social Experiment
Call me Mr cynical but this whole video seems a little fake or at best it's a shitty thing to do to tell someone your daughter has been missing for two days when you don't even have one (you wouldn't be that calm either). "We lost her in the Mall pretty much" Here's 2 dollars for the phone" "Thank you I am very hunger" It just feels scripted and even if it is real (which I doubt) I don't like it, so I'm definitely out!
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6391. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Super Hair Gel
#4 I'm not so sure, in my experience the only thing that superglue sticks to really well is people, oh and it's own lid! Actually it is fake the biggest giveaway is who is holding the camera (which is clearly on a pole) when he puts the glue in his hair? also when he walks in to A&E he turns quickly to the left instead of going in. and finally if his hand was stuck to the handle of that hair brush that is not the way it would be removed
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6392. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Super Hair Gel
Funny in fact very funny but not the best use of NHS money
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6393. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Malfunction...
This looks like a well used custom setting
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6394. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Epic pool jump
Not sure if this deserved a single viewing, it should have been part of a cheesy fail video.
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6395. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Heavy Metal Origins
#1 But in actual fact it was Black Sabbath. Bet he wished he'd kept those finger tips now, be worth an absolute fortune on ebay.
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6396. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video C'mon just a peck!
He's going "Rod Rod is that you, they told me you fell off a roof"
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6397. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Team work
#15 Actually he's saying in Russian " Okay Okay I'll pay just stop moving my warehouse around" Now watch it again in a new light "I'll pay I'll pay I'll Pay I'll pay"
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6398. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Team work
Now that's a place I would never, ever, ever, want to work in. Ideal prison work though
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6399. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Married at the Movies
Well thanks Bearfoot wine and bubbly for everything. I just hope she makes it because that guy is not going to do well if she doesn't
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6400. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Mad Ramps for your ATV
I have a few questions:- What part of this project has been patented? The ladders?.. No can't patent ladders! The sea-saw?.. No can't patent the sea-saw! How about the connection to the vehicle?.. NO they already exist? You haven't got a business, I'm not going to invest and I'm out!!.......................... Okay now all the other dragons have gone I think I'd like to make you an offer:.....All the money, but I want 95% of the business and a 5% share option over the next seven years
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6401. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video "Date While You Wait" Offers An Alternative To NYC's Hustle And Bustle
Good on yer mate, that's a really nice thing to do and you look like a really nice guy, watch some barsteward go and spoil it
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6402. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video A Closer Look At The Tunnel El Chapo Used To Escape Prison
I would have thought it was touch and go whether this was going to be finished before the sentence I have a few questions:- Where did all the soil go? where did all the wood, metal, pvc piping, wheels and track come from. There must have been lorries coming and going daily!
I have a few questions:- Where did all the soil go? where did all the wood, metal, pvc piping, wheels and track come from. There must have been lorries coming and going daily! 53
6403. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Who Owns Antarctica?
I think you will find that I own Antarctica, I won it on ebay from seller bigSidIcesellar22 I also have a large seashell collection which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world, maybe you've seen it.
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6404. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Racist Field Trip
#19 Are you sue? only I wondered if I should have left a few performance notes in the margin, I'm such a worrier
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6405. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Don't Stay in School
Absolutely my thoughts exactly I think it's a little better in some country theses days but he's basically right. You come out of education with little practical knowledge of living which is an absolute disgrace.
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6406. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Racist Field Trip
#15 #17 Firstly let me apologise for taking my sorry time answering your Hen Rooster Question. Secondly let me assure you that your knowledge of the appearance of a rooster is lacking to the hen'th degree. Now this might be a little confusing to yarl as irrespective of my profile (in disguise) picture, which is absolutely an egg laying hen not a rooster.
I am Male in persuasion & cannot be persuaded otherwise so don't try. You will understand that in my line of work the Hen profile is not only necessary but perfect! Batman was disguised as a bat (a big one admittedly) and he would have stuck out like a sore arsed Bat hanging from a cave with a colony of other bats. Likewise with Spiderman I mean who did he think he was fooling, just imagine him on all eights in the middle of a group of daddy longlegs! pathetic!! But a hen see, you dirt rat, they can be little and stay with you or large and leave you as in 'My Big Hens gone'. So there you have it just a snippet of the background of the Judge that is Jake, wright'er of wrongs and songs, with a keyboard not tongue, not wearing a thong, in the Snotr farm where I belong
I am Male in persuasion & cannot be persuaded otherwise so don't try. You will understand that in my line of work the Hen profile is not only necessary but perfect! Batman was disguised as a bat (a big one admittedly) and he would have stuck out like a sore arsed Bat hanging from a cave with a colony of other bats. Likewise with Spiderman I mean who did he think he was fooling, just imagine him on all eights in the middle of a group of daddy longlegs! pathetic!! But a hen see, you dirt rat, they can be little and stay with you or large and leave you as in 'My Big Hens gone'. So there you have it just a snippet of the background of the Judge that is Jake, wright'er of wrongs and songs, with a keyboard not tongue, not wearing a thong, in the Snotr farm where I belong
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6407. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Spitfire lands without any wheels.
#10 ah bless you Thunders and likewise
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6408. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Dog Stumbles Across A Dolphin In A Dangerous Situation And Alerts Owner
#3 Killer whale! Killer whale!
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6409. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Dog Stumbles Across A Dolphin In A Dangerous Situation And Alerts Owner
One minute later the Killer whale that the dolphin had cleverly beached itself to avoid ate very well thank you. And Dino the spaniel was well pissed off he wasn't going to have dolphin instead of his Pedigree chum (there are other dog foods) that evening.
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6410. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Happy birthday
'Photographer beaten to death by old geezer at party' 'Dad beaten to death by daughter at party' 'Man blinded by crazed brother at party' 'Man asphyxiated by cake at party' 'Baby traumatised by polar bear beheading at party' Fun times!
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6411. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Theodor Geisel, A.K.A. Dr. Seuss, Participating In A Game Show
$250 dollars was a fair amount of cash in those days.
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6412. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Spitfire lands without any wheels.
#7 Okay I've checked with the airfield concerned and your boss and two very interesting things came to light. Thing one was that the plane was 20% further away than it looked making it appear 80% the size of the real spitfire that it is. Further more your boss says you are not to be trusted and that your hobby is making up statistics all day long!, very unpopular with the rest of the shoe shop team.
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6413. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Rare Footage Of The World's Largest Tentacled Creature
My goodness that's Colossal
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6414. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Racist Field Trip
Hey you guys you got me worried there for a moment! I thought I had become declassified as just a chicken, I ainn't no 'just a chicken'. I mean how many other chickens sweat and toil as much as I do to bring a little happiness to these occasionally soulless debates, I'll tell you how many...Okay I can't be sure and being a Judge and only being able to tell the truth the whole truth and very little less than the fecking truth, I have an obligation to my peers and fellow Snotrarians to keep it all real.
I do not intend or expect to appear in any oven anytime soon in fact not until the day (or actually about a week later these days) I get my plug pulled out or my mortal coil rusts through and I get propelled into the ether from whence I came and then everyone can sing "There goes, there goes, there goes, de Judge". JJ X
I do not intend or expect to appear in any oven anytime soon in fact not until the day (or actually about a week later these days) I get my plug pulled out or my mortal coil rusts through and I get propelled into the ether from whence I came and then everyone can sing "There goes, there goes, there goes, de Judge". JJ X
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6415. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Spitfire lands without any wheels.
Prime example of when not to try and save money. If you are going to buy an old plane and this one is over seventy years old, it's probably worth spending a few extra pounds to get one with fecking wheels. I made the same mistake recently by buying an old Alfa Romeo Spider, several to choose from and at the last minute I though No feck it! I can save three grand here what's the worse that can happen, then feck me I tried to land it and the fecking back tyre (left side) got a puncture, so I had to over shoot the fecking runway ended up in a fecking lake.
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6416. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Waterscooter
Surly this should be called 'Scooter vs Water' With enemies like that who need needs enemies...Those kids have obviously never had to fill out an insurance claim form
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6417. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Racist Field Trip
I like a laugh I really do, it's kinda my hobby you know and I have to say very few comedians make me even grin these days.
Even some of the so called mega comedic stars out there and I won't mention any names Okay Michael fecking Mintyre (and I don't even care if I spelt his name wrong that's how much I can't stand the guy)I stare at the screen everytime I can't find the remote to turn the Pillock off and I can't see the appeal, he is just not funny!
BUT I do fully understand that this is my problem as many other deluded people do, comedy is a very personal thing. I have done stand up myself and the only thing that holds me back from doing more is that I feel I am in a minority with the material that I find funny.
My reason for this long comment is that if the guy in this video has the courage (and more material) to take that piece on to a comedy stage he would bring the house down. It is absolutely true, ironic and priceless and the honest admission that he didn't even know the irony of the trip for a black kid was just the icing on the cake. I guess from the schools point of view it was little different than taking a class of Jewish children to a Nazi concentration camp and the mistake if there was one, was that the children or at this one, hadn't had the reasoning of this trip explained to them in what was presumably a history lesson. Perhaps he was off with a cold that day
Even some of the so called mega comedic stars out there and I won't mention any names Okay Michael fecking Mintyre (and I don't even care if I spelt his name wrong that's how much I can't stand the guy)I stare at the screen everytime I can't find the remote to turn the Pillock off and I can't see the appeal, he is just not funny!
BUT I do fully understand that this is my problem as many other deluded people do, comedy is a very personal thing. I have done stand up myself and the only thing that holds me back from doing more is that I feel I am in a minority with the material that I find funny.
My reason for this long comment is that if the guy in this video has the courage (and more material) to take that piece on to a comedy stage he would bring the house down. It is absolutely true, ironic and priceless and the honest admission that he didn't even know the irony of the trip for a black kid was just the icing on the cake. I guess from the schools point of view it was little different than taking a class of Jewish children to a Nazi concentration camp and the mistake if there was one, was that the children or at this one, hadn't had the reasoning of this trip explained to them in what was presumably a history lesson. Perhaps he was off with a cold that day
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6418. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video What Happens When a Bird Hits a Private Plane
So what happens when a bird hits a private plane? Well basically everyone agrees never ever to discus it ever again!
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6419. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Need some ?
Speechless.............................look no words...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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6420. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Surfer punches shark
I wouldn't want to be in any of his dreams, cos that would mean he was dreaming about chickens which is a little weird and worse than that he will likely also be dreaming about that shark and if I get tangled up in all that it might not end well, I guess I'll have to try and warn him that there is a fecking shark coming at any moment as we tread water together. Of course any conversation would have to be in Hen and if I try and do that menacing shark coming noise from Jaws the one that goes "Der Dum....Der Dum....Der dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum... der der der derrr" in my case it will go "Cluck cluck....cluck cluck....cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck...cluck cluck cluck cluuuuukkk!"
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6421. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Refreshment on the Bosnian way
This is a little lame, much like the first guy to hit the bottom too hard
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6422. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video He forgot that he was married
After brain surgery for amnesia you will always need a metal plate on the head
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6423. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video DIY Underwater Breathing Device
How are you going to know when your air has run out?
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6424. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How Blind People Know What Time It Is
Great sense of fun, I really like this guy
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6425. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Park Avenue Hotel destruction filmed by a drone
The reason the Park Avenue Hotel was demolished was purly down to poor service the maids didn't clean the rooms properly, all the dust was swept under the beds. You can see it all very clearly in the video
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6426. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video What it's really like to work in a music store
#3 Don't put yourself down! Yes you were crap but it was your looks that really spoilt it for the audience
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6427. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Golden hands !
#8 Nope there is no aloe coming from JJ today
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6428. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Asian garden littleton new hampshire
This just makes me want to grow my own food and eat at home
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6429. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Ben and Chesty meet and greet
#17 I for one am really glad you are not as it's getting rather Laborious.
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6430. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Golden hands !
#2 I would say the answer to your question is 'obviously you'
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6431. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Huge Fireball Caused By Explosion at a Chemical Plant
I remember when the candle shop burnt down...we all stood around singing happy birthday
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6432. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Marooned Great White Shark Rescued
A good lesson here for all you idiots that have twisted beliefs about forgiveness, here are a group of ordinary people who in normal situations would be scared to death of meeting a great white shark. A shark who on many occasions have taken (maybe by accident) the life or limbs of swimmers in the ocean, but when the chips are down and the fellow is in difficulty we step up and save it's life. This is a lesson in life for everyone! and if I'm ever swimming in the sea and that particular great white mistakes me for a seal I hope he returns the favour
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6433. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Inmates Rehabilitate Abandoned Dogs
This is so moving I can barely bring myself to question why the short haired lady's voice was over dubbed with a man's
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6434. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The A-Z of YouTube: Celebrating 10 Years
yeah okay!.........................
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6435. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Futuristic Jetpack Is Flown In Front Of Audience During Smithsonian "Future Is Here" Festi
Come on own up how many of you were hoping he would fly through a window and never ever be seen again? You know it's going to be shit when the countdown is longer than the flight
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6436. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Floating and Levitating Man Trick revealed (step-by-step) !
#12 Phew! .....
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6437. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Golden hands !
Tee hee hee heee (giggling like a girl)
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6438. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Ben and Chesty meet and greet
This is a difficult one. I spend an awful lot of time in the company of dogs and I really do appreciate the necessity of creating an early bond with the dog and the new baby but! I also have some knowledge in the field of the autoimmune system. I don't think it is a good idea to have the dog licking the babies mouth, I don't let dogs lick anywhere near my own and I must be full of antibodies. The first few weeks of the babies life is difficult enough without adding the risk of lung worm, heart worm and the rest. I would be interested to hear the personal opinion of any medics on here with their own children? On a lighter note which is the note I prefer to play on my Bassoon, I hope the dog remembers this moment as the moment when his life changes forever, shorter walks being told to be quiet more often and being shut in the kitchen when relatives come to visit his replacement as top dog of interest
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6439. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The next step with drones...
I don't get it! a drone that farts what the problem with that?
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6440. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Golden hands !
If you skip to 8:58 amazingly you can see the finished piece. Admittedly you will miss the naked girl going past at 3:24 and coming back again at 4:17 (it's only a quick flash and you have to look really carefully) Probably hardly worth checking back through the video
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6441. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video What Life Could You Have Lived?
#3 Naw I think the whole World should down tools, get a bike and cycle over to Canada and see if we can create a Magnus effect, getting the earth to spin in a different funny way and see how many old people fall over. Then the country who has the most fallen over old people are on! like in Dobby and the rest of the world is then allowed to paint that nationality blue and stick pointy ears on to them and call them "You pointy eared blue fecker" and the new planetary structure is that the pointy blue eared feckers have to do all the work for 11 months until the competition is run again but this time everyone (including the pointy blue eared feckers) have to skate board over to Sweden, knock on the country and say "hey sweeds do you know you are a vegetable" and they have to pretend they don't know what you mean and just carry on having Swedish sex everywhere cos that's all they do in Sweden or is it Swindon? what ever somewhere boring. Amen
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6442. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video What level is above advanced stupid?
Did someone tell him it was a water extinguisher?
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6443. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video 10 Craziest Drugs
I'm suddenly a little concerned that I am sharing this site with a load of druggies, you all seem to know a little too much about this for my liking I'm off Bye
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6444. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video 10 Stupid Lottery Winners
Oh those Chaves
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6445. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Did you see something?
Same old same old
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6446. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Floating and Levitating Man Trick revealed (step-by-step) !
#10 Will do Dennyboy, please tell me those aren't your real ears. I prefer to think that your profile picture was taken in the fifties when the Mods and Rockers were in full swing and that was a Lambretta coming up behind you.
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6447. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video I'm 7... What's your problem?
I'm sorry but this is just the kind of thing that is going to give this kid a hard time at school. I agree with #2 This is very very basic stuff, just repetition and simple stuff. Any skill here is from the parent that will have mixed it. For goodness sake wait until he gets a singing voice, you are doing him no favours. I'm not trying to be Simon Cowell here but it's a fact.
I have witnessed teenage girls playing videos that their totally awful out of tune friends have put on YouTube, thinking they can sing and all that happens is that get laughed at and in some cases bullied. Once its online it's there forever! Mark me down all you like I'm being honest & some of you are not.
I have witnessed teenage girls playing videos that their totally awful out of tune friends have put on YouTube, thinking they can sing and all that happens is that get laughed at and in some cases bullied. Once its online it's there forever! Mark me down all you like I'm being honest & some of you are not.
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6448. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Insideout
#6 Ah you little thundersnow you, I can't stay irritated to hell with you for long. Totally understand it was a decimal thing, Money, weight all the same to a box of sugar
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6449. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Floating and Levitating Man Trick revealed (step-by-step) !
#5 I'd be a lot more impressed if the pole went up his arse and he had to clench all day. Money for fecking nothing, run em out of town with a colt 45 yar hoo!!
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6450. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Melanie Raccoon riding bike
Racoon should be outside where it lives not being trained to do stupid tricks inside a house
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6451. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Floating and Levitating Man Trick revealed (step-by-step) !
So he sits there and people give him money.....WHY?
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6452. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Random Acts Of Kindness
#5 I'm not sure that it's fair to make that sweeping statement about the making of this video. Consider the possibility that you might be right up to the making hugh amounts of money from an ad but if that is the case what if the makers of the video truly care about people and have worked out that they will make hugh amounts of money and then give that out to other people in shops? just saying! Maybe today we should all go out and commit a random act of kindness
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6453. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Fail Compilation spring 2015 || TNL
I think these compilations would be much improved if after each accident there was a quick flash of information containing one or more of the following words:-
Dead, dying, concussed, comatose, broken, neck, leg, both legs, arm, both arms, teeth, person, mind. In traction, in hospital, insane. Needs new bike, car, lorry, career, locking up. Off work for 1 week, 1 month, 1 year, being an idiot. To be kept away from tree's, water, fire, bikes, cars, other human beings.
Dead, dying, concussed, comatose, broken, neck, leg, both legs, arm, both arms, teeth, person, mind. In traction, in hospital, insane. Needs new bike, car, lorry, career, locking up. Off work for 1 week, 1 month, 1 year, being an idiot. To be kept away from tree's, water, fire, bikes, cars, other human beings.
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6454. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video You'll act different...
#7 1974....It was on a Tuesday in September
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6455. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Signal Acquisition of New Horizons Spacecraft
It's no wonder I can't get mobile phone signal in my kitchen all the signal is being redirected to fecking Pluto. I bet Mickey and Minnie are getting plenty too
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6456. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Insideout
#4 Okay I'm usually quite quick to work out what folks are trying to say even when they don't know themselves. But what the feck do you mean "what's 58000.00 lbs" Am I fecking missing something here? I put £58000.00 In money (English) and you convert it to fecking 58000.00 lbs which is weight. Just what the feck do you mean. I can't wait to find out what the feck you are talking about lol
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6457. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video And the winner is ...
That's the way, let them wear themselves out then in with the empi
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6458. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video You'll act different...
If I were in a pink house, in a pink room, wearing pink clothing and this guy came to visit me wearing pink I would be very calm, chilled and relaxed. But if he was to sing the drunken sailor song I would pull his head off.
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6459. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Jack Sparrow visits childrens hospital
Wonderful! I wish more famous people would drop their Me Me Me I'm famous love me and give me lots of money attitude and do more things like this. What a difference this will have made to those Children.
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6460. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Helping hands
#9 It's the voices again just ignore her
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6461. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Insideout
I wondered why B&Q's sheds went from £99.00 to £58000.00
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6462. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video WOW!!! Incredible drill powered walking machine!
Wouldn't work on the roads where I live Just finished making a scaled down replica of this powered by a Dremel, my hamster loves it! haven't seen him since yesterday afternoon
Just finished making a scaled down replica of this powered by a Dremel, my hamster loves it! haven't seen him since yesterday afternoon 53
6463. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video BBC news
#3 More like Baaaaallocks
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6464. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Dog
I'm really glad they didn't extend the video another 30 seconds or so as I think someone in the house must have been peeling onions and they were just getting to me Nothing beats the companionship of a dog...Nothing.. I think the video should be called Duck though!
Nothing beats the companionship of a dog...Nothing.. I think the video should be called Duck though!53
6465. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Pick a side
#20 Let me guess do you wear sunglasses a white shirt, sound like Robbie Williams, hang around bus stops in Manchester and are you a trained fighter by any chance?
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6466. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Helping hands
#3 Interesting fact about venison it is the only meat that tastes like it smells when it's running around a park in the summer heat. Go and sniff one I DEER you. Of course I don't eat it very often because it's a little deer
Of course I don't eat it very often because it's a little deer 53
6467. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Don't drive and drink
#6 Thanks for that Bruce hope yer Sheila wife is well and yer Sheila Mum and Grandma. Cause where I come from a Barbi is a miniature lady Sheila and she has a friend called Ken Bruce who amazingly is also a DJ on BBC radio 2 I believe.
Anyways good luck with yer little cork hanging hats don't go sittin on no funnel Web Sheila spider cause I understand they can bite yer bollocks a bit and make um swell real bad. keep off the 4 ex cos it's amber shite and avoid the family tree sites it's always gonna end bad and probably only back to some lower deck sea journey without windows involving the old shackles. Goday cobber
Anyways good luck with yer little cork hanging hats don't go sittin on no funnel Web Sheila spider cause I understand they can bite yer bollocks a bit and make um swell real bad. keep off the 4 ex cos it's amber shite and avoid the family tree sites it's always gonna end bad and probably only back to some lower deck sea journey without windows involving the old shackles. Goday cobber
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6468. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Dad Daughter Beatboxoff
Families that beat together usually get a visit from the CSA followed by a fine, criminal record and in extreme cases imprisonment.
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6469. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Pick a side
I love the conversation "What's your name"... "A bus driver" and when the bus driver says "It does matter, it does matter" I have to tell you three times I'm a trained fighter 1) I'm a trained fighter 2) I'm a trained fighter 3) I'm a trained fighter... I don't remember that from my Trained fighter days lol (I'm a black belt). Does anyone else think the highly trained fighter guy sounds exactly like Robbie Williams lol
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6470. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Pick a side
I had a funny feeling his would get you all going lol
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6471. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Helping hands
I used to live near a park with both fallow deer (like the guy in the video) and red deer. The fallow deer were always lovely in temperament even when they had young, no problem. The red deer on the other hand and to be accurate the females, were a nightmare especially if you were walking a dog or on a bicycle. I've seen fifteen stone men with tattoos running away from a pissed off female red, several people knocked off there bikes. They never back off and they are enormous head to head as tall as a man and they run at you and try and kick you with their front legs.
The males (the one's with all the weaponry on their heads) were generally only interested in confrontations with other males. I have literally walked within five metres of two fighting males (quite quickly I would add) it was either that or take a serious detour! But I would have gone five miles out of my way to avoid a psyco female deer.
The males (the one's with all the weaponry on their heads) were generally only interested in confrontations with other males. I have literally walked within five metres of two fighting males (quite quickly I would add) it was either that or take a serious detour! But I would have gone five miles out of my way to avoid a psyco female deer.
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6472. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Porta Surprise!
"And I walked over to the porta loo, opened the door and some Mexicans came out playing Mexican music and wearing Mexican hats"...."No shit"..."No! but I did pee myself"
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6473. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Don't drive and drink
Pity it doesn't go slower it could be used for leaving boring barbecues discretely
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6474. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Epic police tackles
#7 She had a fecking knife you idiot. She might have just killed all her children and her husband for all you know and was about to stab herself not to mention one of the officers or a member of the public. Take her down, quickly even on broken glass, remove the danger every time.
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6475. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Damien Walters does a front flip over his house
Since accidentally building my garage in the back garden I have to do this every morning
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6476. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Don't drive and drink
Cant's imagine that is street legal
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6477. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video My pale skin
#23 You stupid woman! a Henington eats with it's beak or snozlegroub if you are welsh, brudfeaw bodwyn if you are Irish & ussellyuob if you come from Ikea. You are definitely a hole of a large arse below a button of a belly flop beer intake type with flowers on your undergarments for show and money making ventures but no offence meant.
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6478. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Andre Agassi Vs. Ball Girl
What nobody probably remembers is that that girl went on to become the Williams sisters
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6479. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Flirt with death
I wouldn't be flirting with no woman whatever her name was while those crazy bastards were going by. I'd be holding on tightly to my go-gonads with both my hands, possibly a foot and my teeth I'm very bendy
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6480. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Meet Wally the Rabbit
Imagine how great that is gonna look stuffed (When it eventually dies of old age! of for goodness sake you people are so touchy)
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6481. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Epic police tackles
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will knock you off your fecking bike
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6482. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video My pale skin
#4 #10 #14 #17 #20 At the risk of causing offence you are holes of arse
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6483. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Huge wreck at the finish line at Daytona
Hello Direct Line! about my no claims
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6484. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video World Record Breaking Basketball Shot From 415 Feet
Okay now tell us how many attempts
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6485. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Would You Help A Lost Child?
OMG I cannot believe some of the comments I have just read.
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6486. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video My pale skin
Idiots that make awful comments as shown should be very careful, because one day their comments will be exposed and they will have to explain them to people around them, their family,(friends that will likely become their ex friends very quickly)their own children and their neighbourhood. You can see the physiological and emotional damage that words can make.
No one knows how this beautiful young girl is feeling, she may be depressed, anxious, anorexic bulimic. She may have just lost a parent a sister, brother, child. Think before making hurtful comments that your might just be the one that tips her over the edge, and then how would you feel?? I'll tell you...At some point in your life you may grow up (you may not). This will eat away at you, the guilt the worry that you will be exposed, society will turn its back on you and like the lady who was trolling Madeline McCann's parents who thought she was safe and invisible and could say what ever she wanted from her computer in her own house, guess what she was caught, exposed and the shame caused her to end her own life (also tragic) Think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No one knows how this beautiful young girl is feeling, she may be depressed, anxious, anorexic bulimic. She may have just lost a parent a sister, brother, child. Think before making hurtful comments that your might just be the one that tips her over the edge, and then how would you feel?? I'll tell you...At some point in your life you may grow up (you may not). This will eat away at you, the guilt the worry that you will be exposed, society will turn its back on you and like the lady who was trolling Madeline McCann's parents who thought she was safe and invisible and could say what ever she wanted from her computer in her own house, guess what she was caught, exposed and the shame caused her to end her own life (also tragic) Think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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6487. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Security cameras are awesome
Oh they are yes they are
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6488. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Billiards Anyone?
Misspent kindergarten
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6489. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Guilty Dog
Slidey bum dog disappears from view ...eventually
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6490. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Fireworks malfunction
I would have liked to see this as an indoor display...................................................................
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...... at Krillemaster's place
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...... at Krillemaster's place
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6491. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video 11 Million to 1 Gearing Reduction
#15 I had no idea you were so hard to please
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6492. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video When beer is really good...
I think it's name is Ken
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6493. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Son, wait here!
I had one of those when I was a lad TONKA it said on the side, of course I was a lot smaller in those days.
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6494. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video 11 Million to 1 Gearing Reduction
This has a perfect application as a gymnasium for bacteria and slow death by lethal injection death sentence device. Let me explain:-
Place your unfit couch potato bacteria on a tiny bacteria tread mill on the middle spool of this 11 million to one gearing reduction machine. Then get all the unsuccessful captured suicide bombers to turn the crank 11 million times each, before the next one takes over, then back to the back of the queue for their next stint. The now pumped up bacteria (or super bacteria as it could now be called) can be sucked up with a micro pipette and injected up the arse of the first suicide bomber who refuses to crank his 11000000. Simple
Place your unfit couch potato bacteria on a tiny bacteria tread mill on the middle spool of this 11 million to one gearing reduction machine. Then get all the unsuccessful captured suicide bombers to turn the crank 11 million times each, before the next one takes over, then back to the back of the queue for their next stint. The now pumped up bacteria (or super bacteria as it could now be called) can be sucked up with a micro pipette and injected up the arse of the first suicide bomber who refuses to crank his 11000000. Simple
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6495. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Epic fail - 10 out of 10
#4 perhaps you needed to see her bruises the next day, that's gonna hurt like feck
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6496. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Scooter Escape
#19 Received & relieved
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6497. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket explodes2 minutes after liftoff
#7 That's a strange comment considering your profile picture and name, where is your pioneering spirit now? hung, drawn and quartered?
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6498. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Short celebration
Where is the next video with the ambulance in it and the sudden change of personality
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6499. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video All fun and sporting until it isnt - for the human
#6 Come to think of it that happens to me on dry land. The times I've set my mouse trap... the following morning I've caught a fecking crocodile, mad as hell they are. I put Ant powder down and caught Dec. Advertised for a Thai bride and got a sumo wrestler from Brisbane. Researched my family tree all the way back to a Californian Red wood. My parents left the planet just after Nasa's budget ran out, going round and round and round in fecking orbit somewhere now waiting for funds. My grandfather (on my sisters side) choked to death on an ice cube five miles out of port on Titanic. My brother was in isolation for six months after catching a very tropical disease, frost bite. My Aunty Cludo got an infestation of penguins in her stocking drawer and both my neighbours houses were bombed by the Germans in 1983. Life is a fecker
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6500. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Adaptive Gripper
It's a good job octopus's can't sue for infringement of patent
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6501. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video All fun and sporting until it isnt - for the human
Who the hell goes shark fishing in a fecking canoe
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6502. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Homeless Man Plays Piano Beautifully
#11 Excellent idea! Just put your address on the next comment and I'll do my best to get the three of you together. What I don't quite understand is how does he take the piano around with him when some cop inevitably moves him on, they are fecking heavy piano's I've got one myself. Perhaps it's one of those touring piano's with a built in bed, barbecue & hat stand....And I do not mean any disrespect to this gentleman, it's a joke guys.
What I don't quite understand is how does he take the piano around with him when some cop inevitably moves him on, they are fecking heavy piano's I've got one myself. Perhaps it's one of those touring piano's with a built in bed, barbecue & hat stand....And I do not mean any disrespect to this gentleman, it's a joke guys. 53
6503. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Scooter Escape
#2#6#8#10#15 Well Well Well & Hello Hello Hello! In one video and following a nice pattern apart from missing 4 & 10 and adding number 15, you have gone from a perfectly responsible law abiding member of society & more importantly Snotr, to a fugitive and defended of punks on mopeds lol. As you know, you and I go back a long way and yes there is a little chemistry here, but my advice is to cut your losses, get back on the straight and narrow, admit you are a little off course with this one, have a nice glass of something and I'll meet you on the next interesting video just as if nothing had ever happened
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6504. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket explodes2 minutes after liftoff
It must feel a bit like turning your E type over
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6505. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video No eye contact allowed
How come the guy fell over and the girls just laughed?
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6506. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video VIKING FIGHT front row seat
#5 what is a vegetable going to know about that? you are being too hard on your kin
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6507. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Camera's World Record Optical Zoom Ability
#5 Well lets just hope not £500 by the way
£500 by the way 53
6508. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Camera's World Record Optical Zoom Ability
#5 Well lets just hope not
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6509. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How it would look like...
And that's the way the cookie crumbles
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6510. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video True moments of real love
Yes that pretty much sums it up for me, the cruel chemistry of life is that it doesn't remain so potent as time goes by, life gets in the way. But then I guess we would otherwise get nothing done
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6511. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Scooter Escape
#2 looks like it was just you! The police weren't chasing him for sport he was obviously a Punk Kunt and you are wrong to be glad he got away.
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6512. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Cant touch this...
#28 As a defender of all that is right and really pissed off with all that is wrong, I apologise and wish to apologise for my Accidental misplacing of Capital letters. I am completely cool whatever colour you are be it Black, white, Yellow, Green, Not Blue. Just as long as you are a good person, if you are a bad person I despise you Black, White, Yellow, Green and especially BLUE.
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6513. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video An invention that is truly changing lives
If you can afford to take a holiday in the wilderness you can afford to buy one of these products and it might just save your ass. Just buy one and don't be a pussy
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6514. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video This is my place
#6 wearing kilts in the house makes them skirts.
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6515. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Fairy Lights in Femtoseconds
This video was designed with three letters in mind WTF
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6516. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video British pilot is first to fly F-35B from a ski jump launch
Thunderbird two... I wonder what happened to the guy teeing off and his caddy, probably sent to another dimension in time
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6517. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Three sisters unbelievable dancing skills 1940s
It must be really liberating to be born without a back bone, better singers that most of the shite out there theses days also
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6518. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video This is my place
That what happens when you have a horse as a pet
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6519. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Great catch
I don't understand the rules of this game but isn't the guy with the baby a GET for stopping a catch
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6520. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Cant touch this...
#27 I don't quite get why you made such a big deal about Blacks and whites? You're fecking Blue
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6521. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Cant touch this...
#11 Absolutely the Tunisia murders this time, but the way these idiots work...(work that's a joke, if they had jobs then maybe they wouldn't have so much time on their hands to commit these murders)..tomorrow likely today even, another brainwashed fool will kill some other defenceless group of people. I shudder at just how far this is going to go, I see no end to it and I fear for the future of this beautiful planet.
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6522. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Hot Daughter
#6 Yeah why is your sister so god damm, back of a bus, over weight, bald ugly Kirk?
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6523. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Awesome Rally Simulator
#7 You always have to spoil things by making it dark
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6524. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Cant touch this...
#8 I think I mentioned Bayoneting piss taking tourists that's what I want, oh yes that's what I want, just up the arse nothing too serious, just so they remember every time they take a crap for a while. Not to mess with the Queens guard..
Change of subject (well you did #8) I'm getting really fed up with all these fecking mindless, idiot, robotic, blind, stupid, backward, shite for brains extremis murdering barsterds, getting killed when ever they very bravely slaughter innocent people with their machine guns (any idiot and they all are, can slaughter people with a machine gun by the way you don't even have to be a good shot) Why on earth do they have to be killed! shoot the feckers in the legs, tie them to a big sheet of chipboard arms and legs akimbo hang them upside down so that the blood can get to the important organ and let them any relatives of their victims in the mood, clear their minds of the indoctoring process.
Change of subject (well you did #8) I'm getting really fed up with all these fecking mindless, idiot, robotic, blind, stupid, backward, shite for brains extremis murdering barsterds, getting killed when ever they very bravely slaughter innocent people with their machine guns (any idiot and they all are, can slaughter people with a machine gun by the way you don't even have to be a good shot) Why on earth do they have to be killed! shoot the feckers in the legs, tie them to a big sheet of chipboard arms and legs akimbo hang them upside down so that the blood can get to the important organ and let them any relatives of their victims in the mood, clear their minds of the indoctoring process.
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6525. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Cant touch this...
It's a pity there are not allowed to bayonet idiots like this. I'm not sure what nationality the pillock is, but I'm guessing he wouldn't try that in his own country. They would make him a martyr alright, a posthumous bloody martyr. I really hate to see fecking tourists taking the piss the feckers Oh and #1 the number is how many times you have said something stupid on Snotr
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6526. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Ladies and gentlemen, the Internet
These Giraffe neck costumes are being sold in Walmart for $49....watch the stampede! (they aren't really)
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6527. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The writers for The Powerpuff Girls were seriously ahead of their time
I've read all the comments, couldn't be arsed to look at the storyline and have come to the conclusion that this is actually a really boring crappy cartoon and not worthy of all this attention. If they want to imply something don't! just say it. It's Shite and not worthy of two monkeys
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6528. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Texas Slide
What's the music?
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6529. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The writers for The Powerpuff Girls were seriously ahead of their time
Yeah they got it but I don't
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6530. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Awesome Rally Simulator
I wonder if they do one with back seats for the porn channel
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6531. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Hot Daughter
#2 It was "yeah I'm outta here, no put her back" new speaker required or ear test
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6532. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Driving advice
All you front driver fault bods, read your highway code. What if a child had stepped in front of the car? That's right he would have reacted even quicker on the break doing a ? ? ? come on, you all know what it is don't you? ? ? um um, you just don't want to say it out loud do you? It's an emergency stop isn't it! yes. And what does the highway code say about safe stopping distances?? Lets guess it's something along the lines of "It needs to be a safe distance from the car in from, JUST in case it stops suddenly" Oh and by the way #10 very good I'm glad you listened to your instructor although he didn't 'learn' you he 'taught' you and you learned.
Oh and by the way #10 very good I'm glad you listened to your instructor although he didn't 'learn' you he 'taught' you and you learned. 53
6533. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How To Clean A Bullet Train
I wanna know where the secret button is
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6534. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Losing control!
OMG!!!! This debate has certainly gone off in a predictable direction. Just a couple of points here. #12 There has been plenty of news coverage of Woman being stoned to death in the modern age. What they were stoned to death for, be it being raped or committing adultery or accused there of, is totally immaterial it's barbaric, it always was and it still is. Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean it doesn't happen, perhaps you watch the wrong channels.
There are lots of things in the world that religions, Christian, Muslim and the like, do not see and refuse to believe even though evidence makes it obvious and that will be the downfall of civilisation and quite likely life on this rock.
There are lots of things in the world that religions, Christian, Muslim and the like, do not see and refuse to believe even though evidence makes it obvious and that will be the downfall of civilisation and quite likely life on this rock.
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6535. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Driving advice
I do believe he is going to need a new pair of glasses and pants probably, the car...minor paint job it'll be fine
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6536. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video This guy has a point
I'm white and a chicken obviously! both of which have nothing to do with my comment but this is a guy I would really like to spend some time with
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6537. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Epic Village Bike Run
I find tricks and trips on a bike or motorbike nothing like as impressive as blindfolded time travel on a hoop and stick
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6538. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Escalator at Malaysian mall reverses direction
An escalator suddenly stopped working in Harrods and seven rich people were stranded for an hour
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6539. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Divorced, here's your half
Does anyone get the impression he was a little SAW! about the whole thing
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6540. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Plastic Bottle Skill
I bet anything he's a fecking ventriloquist con artist
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6541. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Biking a concrete mixer
I'm seriously considering riding to work on a photocopier on Monday, where's that fecking screwdriver.
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6542. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Hermite crabs changing shells
I wonder if there are any Hermit crabs with a sense of humour who fart in their exit shell just as the new guy is moving in.."oooou you dirty bastud"
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6543. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Drone Quadcopter Crashes and Fails
Trees, water, mountains, brides and the ground, all natural enemies of the Quadcopter. It did make me think when we saw the big white one that crashed into the outdoor café table, just how big one would have to be to lift a guy off the floor.
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6544. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Biking a concrete mixer
How did that work then
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6545. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Texas Slide
What slide I didn't see no slide
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6546. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Subway Long Jump
I don't care whether he was wearing a shirt or whether he was black, white, yellow, blue or orange, that had to fecking hurt. That bruise is going to be colossal don't you know. I would love to see the next couple of minutes and a video of when he tries to walk the next day
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6547. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Rubble + Shovel = Cool Knife
Nice video but I was left feeling that life is too short for all that. especially if it's not even going to get used, take the concrete to the tip, the shovel to recycling and chill man
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6548. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Drone Smashes Into Airplane Wing While Takeoff
#1 What do you mean 'Sadly?'
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6549. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Bladeless Fans Make A Looping Track For Balloons
#5 $210 max but the whole idea sucks. I wish I could stop thinking like this The dangling wires would be dangerous
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6550. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Bladeless Fans Make A Looping Track For Balloons
#3 I wouldn't pay $200 for anything that blows. The display would be much more interesting if there was a hamster in each of the balloons or a goldfish or even a little kid holding on by a string. Do you think that if they filled the balloons with helium it would become a ceiling display? I wish someone would turn one of the fans the other way around so there would be a collision or turn one to the right a little so the balloons could escape, poor dizzy balloons, notice how they hate going through the dark section
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6551. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Pastor Uses Invisible Power to Knock Down Church Members
#15 She called Todd he's the guy from number 26 with small ears
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6552. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Bladeless Fans Make A Looping Track For Balloons
I really like these fans as I like the Dyson brand. I had the original DC01 upright vac when it first came out BUT!! These fans are over priced and even though I could, I won't buy one. Also from the point of view of a shop display like the one's in this interesting eye catching video. I wouldn't buy one that had potentially been working in a shop display for 10 hours a day for goodness knows how long
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6553. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Frisbee Boss
oh no! I really hoped nobody was filming when I did that
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6554. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Renewable Energy from Evaporating Water
I'll work on it
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6555. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Pouring Molten Metals into Water
Why don't we just call it 'AL'
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6556. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Remove cat before flight
"Woman's mid flight fright causes Pussy separation"
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6557. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Pastor Uses Invisible Power to Knock Down Church Members
#13 God was holding the camera silly
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6558. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Visa
Great ad still as beautiful as the Darling buds of May
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6559. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Pastor Uses Invisible Power to Knock Down Church Members
"....And by the power of the Holy load of Bollocks I'm gonna need 15 dollars from everyone who broke their chair tonight, but let me tell you Brothers and let me tell you Sisters God knew you were gonna break your chairs tonight so he got me to buy five hundred new chairs at just 12 Dollars each saving you three dollars tonight!!, three holy dollars!!, praise the lord, praise the lord. Now get the feck up stop shaking and help me clear up this fecking mess. I've got another five hundred morons I mean believers waiting outside...praise the lord....Harry have those other chairs arrived yet?..great get em out the van"
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6560. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Raccoon...
Didn't even use a glass, no manners Raccoons, bet she's off to get a kebab now
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6561. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Russian kid tests out protective case for his phone...
Stay at school learn a trade acting is not for you Sonny Jimski
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6562. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Deadly Truth of General AI
The only way to save life on this planet is to get rid of stamps and fecking quickly, I'll meet you all at the post office, bring a wet sponge
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6563. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Isn't this Octopus Adorabilis?
There was a video on Snotr months ago of one of these being filmed in the wild from an observation submarine. I think the woman in this video was the same woman as in the other, although you only heard her voice. I would call it Cutypus Octolovelyness
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6564. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Right, left and right again ...
#15 OFFS By the way going back to the video do you think, near the end that the mighty punch guy was saying to the floored guy on the left "And I'm gonna tell your Mum" or "And this is going to cause a really silly debate when it goes on Snotr, culminating with dbummer69 sexual position quitting the job he didn't have and thundersnow the mediator trying to talk him/her out of leaving the job he/she thought he/she had but didn't"
By the way going back to the video do you think, near the end that the mighty punch guy was saying to the floored guy on the left "And I'm gonna tell your Mum" or "And this is going to cause a really silly debate when it goes on Snotr, culminating with dbummer69 sexual position quitting the job he didn't have and thundersnow the mediator trying to talk him/her out of leaving the job he/she thought he/she had but didn't" 53
6565. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video We are equal
I don't think this was at all fake and I also don't mind that the good guy provoked the bad guy, he was most obviously an asshole. It's just a pity his face was distorted as it would have been good for any friend he might have to see how he really thinks. The same goes for the other arrogant people in the video. Sure is a world full of money obsessed morons
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6566. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video 10 Best Singers FAIL Moments
#5 I didn't like the video either. Apart from the shoe throwing (shame it wasn't a brick) and Katy Perryman mud wrestling with herself in cake
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6567. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Right, left and right again ...
Oh for goodness sake you sound like a load of babies what does it matter who submitted it as long as it gets viewed (unless it's crap of course) and why shouldn't this site make money? If you enjoy coming on here and watching the video's it's a great site. Support it don't run it down On the video I would love to know what was actually being said what is the history of the piece. Two knock outs in seven seconds and that last one/two was staggering(especially for the guy the wrong end of it) Don't you just love it when the underdog wins. My only worry when I watch scenes like this is that it can so easily end up with a fatality (head falling against a kerbstone) and that's the end of your freedom
On the video I would love to know what was actually being said what is the history of the piece. Two knock outs in seven seconds and that last one/two was staggering(especially for the guy the wrong end of it) Don't you just love it when the underdog wins. My only worry when I watch scenes like this is that it can so easily end up with a fatality (head falling against a kerbstone) and that's the end of your freedom 53
6568. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Make a Way - stupid man
I would be interested to know under what circumstances a march like this would be called to halt. There must be a protocol, I mean what would happen if a group of four year old children ran out in front of the March? they are surly not going to keep going then, they would have to stop. there must have been occasions in the past when something has happened that caused a halt. Which one of them decides?
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6569. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Kids react to presents and gifts - Fail compilation
Blane Blane Blane who's to Blane
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6570. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Gym Thug Life
I do hope that was staged.
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6571. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video 10 Best Singers FAIL Moments
#3 Is that because you is one of the celebs wot fell over in the video? Is you actually Katy Perryman sliding around in cake and not actually thundersnow after all. Is it a coincidence that if you rearrange the letters in thundersnow miss a couple out and add a few more that you get the name Katy Perryman? I have my suspicions or was you the fella what rushed up to assassinate the throw up guy on the Hammond organ cunningly disguised as a grand piano?
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6572. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The ladder prank
He should have rung a friend
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6573. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Jump Start a Car with AA Batteries
can't beat a good jump first thing in the morning
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6574. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Craigslist iPhone Scammer Gets Caught Red-Handed
#2 Well he sort of did didn't he
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6575. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Car goes airborne in crash caught on cam
Just look at the damage the fire brigade did to that car virtually a right off
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6576. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Car goes airborne in crash caught on cam
I didn't realise there was a replay near the beginning, I actually thought it was a second car coming. I only hope there was a working airbag and an engaged seatbelt involved here.
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6577. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video From Canary Islands to Italy
#2 was only a little funnier than #4. Both were fecking shite compared to #1 who was fecking hilarious
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6578. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video From Canary Islands to Italy
#1 Like you've been there uh? So how do you know uh? you guessing? is that was you are doing uh? Is you making a wild stab in a dark place uh? Or do you think you are Neil Armstrong uh? I mean have you actually been on the Moons? I'm guessing (that's me guessing now) that you aint Missy Armstrong and you aint not left no Apollo footprint on no moon or even a flag, am I right? I think I'm right what do you think? You aint no Cossy me naught. I don't think you have even been up in a Glider not even a Glider me naught you aint uh.
And why would you be asking in the direction of a cameraguy ur that's a bit sexyist it might have been a camera girlie how would you know uh? Are you making the point that Girlie's can't handle a camera uh? Cos my Bitch Sallygirl she handles a polaroid very well, not even using her hands (if you know what I'm saying )
So firstly you should say a big bitch apology to all the ladygirlies wot you have insulted with your sexyist comments yeah and then you need to get a monthly subscription to Camera weekly and gen yourself up on the pin hole before you ask anymore stupid queries nuff said, feck burp farrt
And why would you be asking in the direction of a cameraguy ur that's a bit sexyist it might have been a camera girlie how would you know uh? Are you making the point that Girlie's can't handle a camera uh? Cos my Bitch Sallygirl she handles a polaroid very well, not even using her hands (if you know what I'm saying
)So firstly you should say a big bitch apology to all the ladygirlies wot you have insulted with your sexyist comments yeah and then you need to get a monthly subscription to Camera weekly and gen yourself up on the pin hole before you ask anymore stupid queries nuff said, feck burp farrt
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6579. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video From Canary Islands to Italy
#1 Like you've been there uh? So how do you know uh? you guessing? is that was you are doing uh? Is you making a wild stab in a dark place uh? Or do you think you are Neil Armstrong uh? I mean have you actually been on the Moons? I'm guessing (that's me guessing now) that you aint Missy Armstrong and you aint not left no Apollo footprint on no moon or even a flag, am I right? I think I'm right what do you think? You aint no Cossy me naught. I don't think you have even been up in a Glider not even a Glider me naught you aint uh.
And why would you be asking in the direction of a cameraguy ur that's a bit sexyist it might have been a camera girlie how would you know uh? Are you making the point that Girlie's can't handle a camera uh? Cos my Bitch Sallygirl she handles a polaroid very well, not even using her hands (if you know what I'm saying )
So firstly you should say a big bitch apology to all the ladygirlies wot you have insulted with your sexyist comments yeah and then you need to get a monthly subscription to Camera weekly and gen yourself up on the pin hole before you ask anymore stupid queries nuff said
And why would you be asking in the direction of a cameraguy ur that's a bit sexyist it might have been a camera girlie how would you know uh? Are you making the point that Girlie's can't handle a camera uh? Cos my Bitch Sallygirl she handles a polaroid very well, not even using her hands (if you know what I'm saying
)So firstly you should say a big bitch apology to all the ladygirlies wot you have insulted with your sexyist comments yeah and then you need to get a monthly subscription to Camera weekly and gen yourself up on the pin hole before you ask anymore stupid queries nuff said
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6580. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video When grandpa feels young again
What a guy, looks like a scene cut from the film 'Awakenings'
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6581. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Faith No More - Easy
#4 I'm so pleased that you aren't having to pay to listen to that crap, I have a pet Emu that sings better than that. In fact the only note that was in tune was from the guy on the stretcher
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6582. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Christopher Lee died at the age of 93
Yeah he did
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6583. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Play with sand in your house with no mess
That's all very well but what time does the tide come in
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6584. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Tree trunk removal with an SUV
#7 It wasn't fake they had just got fed up of sawing and decided to take a short cut. It turned out to be a short cut to disasterville
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6585. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Bosnian people playing Frisbee
#10 more than one actually...crabs
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6586. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video IcePan Ice Cream
#2 Oi Ragou NO! None of that was true you are just trying to confuse everyone with your long winded explanation of sugars and this type of sugar and that type of sugar and sweet sugar and none sweet sugars and stuff and salt and sweet salt and sour salt and salt and pepper and Bulgaria where they don't even have sugar or salt and very little pepper only on Sundays and bank holidays. You didn't have friends years ago, you made that up you Bulgarian you.
Oligosaccharides!!! you made that up you fecker you didn't even spell it in a way that made it look like a proper word! Longer chains of Suger you plonkington it's spoons of suger or cubes if your posh, just prove you don't know what's going on. AArrrh!! fings you you really make me mad'er now pack it in!
Oligosaccharides!!! you made that up you fecker you didn't even spell it in a way that made it look like a proper word! Longer chains of Suger you plonkington it's spoons of suger or cubes if your posh, just prove you don't know what's going on. AArrrh!! fings you you really make me mad'er now pack it in!
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6587. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Tree trunk removal with an SUV
That was not a cost effective method of removing a stump and did you notice the Drama queen's voice in the slow mo
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6588. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Drama Queen
Feck me (I think he's a he in my opinion) The skin on his face is tighter than Cozy Powell's drum set. Is that something hanging down from his hat or does he have a single eye brow the whole width of his forehead, or has he worn his mouth out so much doing interviews that he's growing a new mouth above his eyes.
Feck me again look at those talons is he an extra in the Game of thrones or is he what's inside a Dalek. I mean does he think he amusing?, well amusing how? just how fecking amusing does he think he is? Does he think talking really fast is funny er, calling people Mam, especially the women, well just how fecking funny does he think that is, I'm looking around here and I don't see too many people fecking Laughing. Oh actually I do there is a whole bunch of bald guys here from the Hare Krishna alopecia society waiting for his hair to fall out. How fecking funny would that be. On fecking top of all that he seems a really nice polite fellow.
Feck me again look at those talons is he an extra in the Game of thrones or is he what's inside a Dalek. I mean does he think he amusing?, well amusing how? just how fecking amusing does he think he is? Does he think talking really fast is funny er, calling people Mam, especially the women, well just how fecking funny does he think that is, I'm looking around here and I don't see too many people fecking Laughing. Oh actually I do there is a whole bunch of bald guys here from the Hare Krishna alopecia society waiting for his hair to fall out. How fecking funny would that be. On fecking top of all that he seems a really nice polite fellow.
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6589. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Hand walking kid
Looks like he used to be the knees walking kid
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6590. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Scary pigeon
Poor pigeon has just fallen twenty foot down a chimney then has to listen to that
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6591. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Wireless MIDI Guitar Controller for Acoustic Guitar
I need three and I needed them yesterday
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6592. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Rooster...
This is a faulty Rooster and should be top and tailed asap
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6593. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video New Boeing 787-9 Dreamliner performs near vertical take-off
#7 Short runways?
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6594. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Witness The Exact Moment When A Rock Star Is Born
I'm still pretty sure he actually drank piss, Who's going to waste a beer? It's common practice in gigs like this (even in Holland) for guys to drink their beers then rather than loose their place and half an hour of the gig going to the porta cabin, to use the now empty cup and then toss it into the crowd. Sorry guys but face up to it HE DRANKA THE PISSA
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6595. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video 100 Ways to Attack the Groin
I bet I could think of two hundred more
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6596. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video From clay to mosaics
Anyone know what kind of fly that was at 3:29
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6597. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Witness The Exact Moment When A Rock Star Is Born
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it usually Piss that is thrown in containers at rock gigs? Beer is too expensive.
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6598. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video ISS Expedition 43 Crew Lands Safely in Kazakhstan
What I don't understand is how you can possibly land safely in Kahakhstan, the general rule is if the place ends with a 'stan' don't land there it's not safe. Also two more questions 1) How did that helicopter fly through the parachute strings at the beginning without cutting them with the blades? (was David Blaine at the controls filming a Christmas special to help pay for the mission or to help fund my question 2?) Question 2) Who pays for the damage to the golf course on the landing? Special question 3) Were any Buddhist's hurt in the making of this video extra special question 4) Why was the guys' wife spending so much time checking the condition of his right wrist (my theory and I stress it's only a theory at this stage), it that because there was a woman on board there should have been extra muscle development in that wrist, if not he was in deep shitsky
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6599. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Whack-A-Mole
Excellent! they should make that into a game
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6600. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Suit Up - 50 Years of Spacewalks
Next step the fridge and a beer after watching all that. Really interesting video.
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6601. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Bastard !!!
#4 Well it's not exactly fecking rocket science but you never know when you are gonna need your Pythagorean equations A.B.F.P.U revised edition. (A Bit Fecking Pissed Up version)
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6602. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Hail Storm in Gatlinburg, TN June 2nd 2015
A massive hail storm on an otherwise sunny June day!! That's God trying to divide by zero again, she's a idiot
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6603. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Ozzy the Weasel as a baby
#2 That's because he thought you were his bitch. Female ferrets have very thick skin and course hair and the Male bites them usually on the neck during mating and has to press really hard for her to feel it, you were basically being fore played
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6604. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Bastard !!!
Sticking to the original Pythagorean principal equation that you need the passing of eleven Bastards befour the Fecking Cockhead migrates to a fecking Dickhead or 11B/1FCH=1FDH
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6605. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Ozzy the Weasel as a baby
Another couple of weeks and the whole video would have a strange red tinge and some screaming
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6606. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How Restaurants Trick You With "Fake" Steak
#4 Well you wouldn't necessarily know would you! Plus it might not work so well with whale and seal meat
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6607. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Man talking to a goose
I think the conversation is going something like this:-
Goose "I'm not flying nowhere"
Guy "what's the problem buddy"
Goose "I'm sick of all this, Winter here, Summer there, winter here, summer here, I'm exhausted, I don't know who thought this up but it definitely wasn't a bird
Guy "look I'm just cooking some breakfast, would you like some eggs!!....Sorry"
Goose "You think that's funny er, my Honking amuses you does it, well amuses you how, just what is it about my fecking Honking that you thing is so Fecking funny.
Guy "Well I was just sayin..."
Goose "You were just saying what, you think you can talk Goose er, is that what you fecking think, you think that just my making a honking sound that you are communicating in goose..well Feck you, you son of a beach you ain't even close"
Guy "Look I didn't mean to offend you"
Goose "you feckers are all the same, even with the ducks, I've heard yer Quack, Quack, Quacking away, it ain't that simple, idiot. I notice you don't hiss too close to the swans do you? oh no cos they would kiss your fecking ass.
Guy "look I think we got off on the wrong foot here"
Goose "FOOT hey I wondered when you bring feet up, you think my feet are fecking funny do you, you think a bit of webbing is amusing er, well it fecking ain't funny pink head.
Guy "I'm just sorry, I don't know what to say"
Goose "Got yer didn't I, shi*ting your pants there for a minute weren't yer, honk honk honk honk honk, I got yer I got yer...of Course there is the little matter of me flying all the way over from Fecking Canada, and you offer me Fecking eggs for my fecking breakfast!!! are you taking the Fecking piss Fecking Honk
Goose "I'm not flying nowhere"
Guy "what's the problem buddy"
Goose "I'm sick of all this, Winter here, Summer there, winter here, summer here, I'm exhausted, I don't know who thought this up but it definitely wasn't a bird
Guy "look I'm just cooking some breakfast, would you like some eggs!!....Sorry"
Goose "You think that's funny er, my Honking amuses you does it, well amuses you how, just what is it about my fecking Honking that you thing is so Fecking funny.
Guy "Well I was just sayin..."
Goose "You were just saying what, you think you can talk Goose er, is that what you fecking think, you think that just my making a honking sound that you are communicating in goose..well Feck you, you son of a beach you ain't even close"
Guy "Look I didn't mean to offend you"
Goose "you feckers are all the same, even with the ducks, I've heard yer Quack, Quack, Quacking away, it ain't that simple, idiot. I notice you don't hiss too close to the swans do you? oh no cos they would kiss your fecking ass.
Guy "look I think we got off on the wrong foot here"
Goose "FOOT hey I wondered when you bring feet up, you think my feet are fecking funny do you, you think a bit of webbing is amusing er, well it fecking ain't funny pink head.
Guy "I'm just sorry, I don't know what to say"
Goose "Got yer didn't I, shi*ting your pants there for a minute weren't yer, honk honk honk honk honk, I got yer I got yer...of Course there is the little matter of me flying all the way over from Fecking Canada, and you offer me Fecking eggs for my fecking breakfast!!! are you taking the Fecking piss
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6608. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video If you're not sure who it was ...
The whole scenario seems a little odd to me, the slaps came so long and slow but nobody tried to block them, they just got slapped, was this perhaps play acting?
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6609. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How to Multiply
Very long winded method of multiplying large numbers, If you haven't got a calculator it's far far easier to use the stack and carry method plus you haven't got to forget when you haven't used the line system for a while whether to start your second lot of lines at the bottom or the top. Not to mention remembering to count from right to left as apposed to left to right. Not wishing to alienate myself from any Japanese people, but my guess is that this was only used by the uneducated, perhaps farm workers etc.
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6610. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How Restaurants Trick You With "Fake" Steak
#1 There are far more mid to low end restaurants out there than there are high end and these are the places that most people eat at. My guess would be that these are the places that need a 'steak' out! Buyer Beware!!
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6611. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video ... and then he knows how to play the saxophone
I think he is the product of the infamous 1968 Man Seal mating experiment that was only partially successful, someone throw him a fish
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6612. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Nuts Stuck In My Bike Prank
I can't wait for the bean stuck in a rabbit video
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6613. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Lion opens car door
#2 Did you not read #1? That's not at all funny
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6614. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Truck accident
Look at the stars
and how they shine for you
and everything you do
yeah It was all yellow
and how they shine for you
and everything you do
yeah It was all yellow
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6615. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video This is why mom doesn't love you!
You just know that one of these days they aren't going to be blanks and they aren't going to be aimed at the ceiling. Question is will Mom visit him on death row. Did anyone notice the Griffin come out from behind the log burner and walk along the wall under the window.
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6616. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Illegal parking lot in China
#3 Well three of them there are going to wish they had
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6617. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Namib Desert, Namibia
Almost as good as the massage video of a couple of weeks ago
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6618. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Internetest safety video on the Internet
Apart from miss Carolina I only liked this video her I thought oooohhhh
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6619. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video School time in Netherlands
Also no bike locks
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6620. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Vladimir Georgievsky
He used to be the Moscow state circus
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6621. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Animal sound Man
#2 Number four is a small puppy he repeats it at the end
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6622. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Chaos on the railways Manila Philippines
It's like something out of Mad Max a nightmare. The worse thing is when you look at the young lad near the end scooting his carriage and then you look at the old man earlier on doing the same and you just know the first will become the second
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6623. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The fight
Russian hips must be made of rubber, if that was the UK there would be fractures a plenty. Bet it was all over who was paying the prostitute. If you listen to the big guy near the beginning he sounds like a Russian Scouser I'm also not totally sure that the tall thin guy isn't Johnny Knoxville. At the very end the big guy is saying Enough Looks like I'm paying a fecking gain
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6624. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Paid for doing this ???
It's not as bad as I thought I've just check the writing on the sacks in HD and they translate as Turkey feathers only 25Kg in each sack
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6625. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Al Sharpton vs the teleprompter
#3 Not me
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6626. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video New Technology for the Blood Service
#2 Jim have you considered the possibility that they just do that to *iss you off.
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6627. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Farthest flight by hoverboard - Guinness World Records
#9 I think it's 'Yellow Submarine' by the Beatles
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6628. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Paid for doing this ???
That guy is going to spend a lot of his life in traction
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6629. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video When impossible is possible!!!
#9 No not really but I've just had a look and my legs are Japanese! no idea how that happened must be in my jeans
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6630. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Farthest flight by hoverboard - Guinness World Records
If it's so good and easy why did he stop? ran out of fuel did you say, well maybe he should have carried some spare in a straw. In another straw he needed some rope and a hook so that he could retrieve his spaceship from the bottom of the lake
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6631. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Amazing Balloon and Skewer Trick
For emergency chick tricks I would recommend putting a condom and a skewer inside a straw
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6632. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Small Waterproof Container Hack
#14 If you can spread a little humour everyday your day has not been wasted plus it pisses off all the miserable people. If not you may as well be a fecking chicken
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6633. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Anchovy school at Scripps Pier
I'm just glad she didn't take a cat diving with her or she might get a salty pussy
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6634. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video When impossible is possible!!!
Looking at one of the fancy table stands gave me an idea for a new game. Basically it's the same as the current game but the table lowers and raises itself right down to ground level and up to about six feet high and also tips and rotates all very slowly and then each player has to wear a special belt that gives them an electric shock if one foot leaves the floor at any point and random blasts of fire springs out from around the net and the ball would have to be flammable so that they are now playing with a burning ball at which point it is okay to hit it directly at your opponent who is also wearing flammable clothing and it would a team sport where the rest of your team are allowed to jet wash you should you catch fire and throw extra balls onto the table like they did at school to confuse your opponent but only at match point. Just an idea
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6635. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Awesome guitar mod
Well it works perfectly fine on my system, must be a conspiracy guys As for the guitar effects might be easier if Noddy no mates he got himself a band.
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6636. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Small Waterproof Container Hack
#12 Ah Shucks, that's really nice of you to say that You say my comments make you laugh, which presumably means you think I'm funny well funny how? I mean just how fecking funny do you think I am er? I amuse you do I? Well what's so fecking funny about me? looking, do you mean I'm fecking funny looking? does my appearance make you laugh or is it Like funny strange? is that it, you think I'm fecking strange, you think I go out of my way to be fecking strange just to amuse you? well I don't see anyone else thinking I'm strange apart from my Dr and a few people at the clinic, my wife (but she's funny, what does she know), my brother but he doesn't even exist as I'm an only one, the guy at the club with the haircut he's thinks I'm strange, everyone at Quimstrap but they are all weird and strange, Jason my hairdresser, Lydia assistant manager at rentabuffing, Lydia's partner Samantha, My co-star Zac and the Boom team, all three of my parents and finally I'd like to thank prof placenta without which this film couldn't have been made....Sister get the straps it's coming on again
You say my comments make you laugh, which presumably means you think I'm funny well funny how? I mean just how fecking funny do you think I am er? I amuse you do I? Well what's so fecking funny about me? looking, do you mean I'm fecking funny looking? does my appearance make you laugh or is it Like funny strange? is that it, you think I'm fecking strange, you think I go out of my way to be fecking strange just to amuse you? well I don't see anyone else thinking I'm strange apart from my Dr and a few people at the clinic, my wife (but she's funny, what does she know), my brother but he doesn't even exist as I'm an only one, the guy at the club with the haircut he's thinks I'm strange, everyone at Quimstrap but they are all weird and strange, Jason my hairdresser, Lydia assistant manager at rentabuffing, Lydia's partner Samantha, My co-star Zac and the Boom team, all three of my parents and finally I'd like to thank prof placenta without which this film couldn't have been made....Sister get the straps it's coming on again 53
6637. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Small Waterproof Container Hack
#8 A roll? what do you mean a roll? Do you mean a ham roll? perhaps you mean a Sausage roll? I mean just what kind of a Fecking Roll do you mean er? Perhaps you mean a roll of wall paper is that what you fecking mean? A fecking roll of fecking wallpaper is that the kind of fecking roll you think I'm on er? You're thinking of pasting me to a fecking wall with fecking Polycell (there are other brands of wallpaper paste)having first laid me out on a fecking pasting table with your fecking rule and stripping knife...Nurse
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6638. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Extreme Workout for Extreme Weight Loss
Anyway the video was great! I wonder if he could make a miniature version of this that could be strapped to the lips of all you moaning Mo*her *uckers
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6639. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Vintage video of workers trying to get to the oil fields, circa 1920's
#16 thanks
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6640. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Sunlight is way older than you think
The problem with videos like this, interesting through they are, is that you can't remember enough of them to be able to seem intelligent when explaining them to someone else.
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6641. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Diver hits head during competition
If you want to just see the head bang (you weirdo's) it near the end.
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6642. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Small Waterproof Container Hack
#3 Also when doing the matches make sure they are not safety matches otherwise you will have to seal a bit of the side of the box in another straw.
I would like to start here and now a competition for things that you could seal in a straw...OKAY I'll start er, er now what is there uum, this is harder than I imagined er Salt oh no we've had salt er I know a needle and thread feck that's gone to, ohh er What about..no that wouldn't fit, a banana wouldn't fit would it? no. I know some emergency air just in case you are about to take your last breath then you've got a bit of spare. Right who's next?
I would like to start here and now a competition for things that you could seal in a straw...OKAY I'll start er, er now what is there uum, this is harder than I imagined er Salt oh no we've had salt er I know a needle and thread feck that's gone to, ohh er What about..no that wouldn't fit, a banana wouldn't fit would it? no. I know some emergency air just in case you are about to take your last breath then you've got a bit of spare. Right who's next?
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6643. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Stimulating Game Of Soccer
I don't understand how placing empty tins behind your knees could do that
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6644. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Vintage video of workers trying to get to the oil fields, circa 1920's
Does anyone know the title performer of the Jazz
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6645. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Parrot Laughs Like Super-Villain
Parrot thinks he's Penguin
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6646. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Get out of here (and run)
I bet his passenger wishes he got out now..and the dog
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6647. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Massage
#1 #2 #6 WTF is a matter with you weirdo's. Let me guess you are either feminists or..no there's no or. Personally I digged that funky meat er beat!
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6648. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Bride goes for a swim at her wedding... what could possibly go wrong?
That was very nearly 'Bridesdead revisited'
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6649. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Who needs a door anyway !!!
Has anyone told them that this isn't normal!
Do you think this is the Russian equivalent to the Mot**er *uckers we have in the UK who stop for no reason in front of poor unsuspecting drivers (usually solo often female drivers) causing a minor collision then a group of them usually two, three or four young males in the car in front claim for whiplash and all other manor bullshit things. If this ever happens to you here are a couple of tips by the way.
1) One of them will always come over and look in your car...Why! they are looking for camera's that may prove they just scammed you.
2) Smile and say nothing about the accident, Stay in your car, tell them you have a wheelchair waiting at home and a helper to assist you to get out.
3) Tell them your dashcam will have recorded the incident and your father/Son (depending on your age) who's a police officer will deal with it for you.
4)say goodbye
Do you think this is the Russian equivalent to the Mot**er *uckers we have in the UK who stop for no reason in front of poor unsuspecting drivers (usually solo often female drivers) causing a minor collision then a group of them usually two, three or four young males in the car in front claim for whiplash and all other manor bullshit things. If this ever happens to you here are a couple of tips by the way.
1) One of them will always come over and look in your car...Why! they are looking for camera's that may prove they just scammed you.
2) Smile and say nothing about the accident, Stay in your car, tell them you have a wheelchair waiting at home and a helper to assist you to get out.
3) Tell them your dashcam will have recorded the incident and your father/Son (depending on your age) who's a police officer will deal with it for you.
4)say goodbye
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6650. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video 170 PSI Tire Explosion
Wow.....Wow what
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6651. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Colorblind guy experiences true color for the first time
#7 Different shades of grey for red and green with people with colour blindness is absolutely not how I would describe it. If you take grey in it's extreme as the colour of decay as in a really mouldy orange or banana, grey is seen as grey and would never be confused with red or green.
A red, blue, purple, orange or yellow object could be hidden in the grass and a none colour blind person would have great difficulty finding it too if the grass was very long and the field was ten acres square.
A red, blue, purple, orange or yellow object could be hidden in the grass and a none colour blind person would have great difficulty finding it too if the grass was very long and the field was ten acres square.
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6652. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Colorblind guy experiences true color for the first time
I have quite severe colour blindness, if you take the test on the Enchroma web site and you are not colour blind you won't see any issues with the test patterns and to answer #3's point, if you are not colour blind looking through the glasses won't look anything different from a pair of sunglasses with slightly different coloured lenses.
Please don't get the idea that the guy in the video can't see colour, he certainly can see colour unless he has an extremely rare neurological condition where no colour is seen at all, he can't have that as no form of lens would make any difference. The likelihood is that he has red/green colour blindness or one of the other spectrum forms none of which exclude your ability to see colour. What the condition does do is make it extremely difficult to differentiate between shades of different colours.
If the guys wife/girlfriend believes he hasn't seen his children's eyes before, I'm sorry but that's nonsense, he may not have seen them with quite the clarity as with the glasses but that's all. His green car would have looked green before but likely a different shade.
Please don't get the idea that the guy in the video can't see colour, he certainly can see colour unless he has an extremely rare neurological condition where no colour is seen at all, he can't have that as no form of lens would make any difference. The likelihood is that he has red/green colour blindness or one of the other spectrum forms none of which exclude your ability to see colour. What the condition does do is make it extremely difficult to differentiate between shades of different colours.
If the guys wife/girlfriend believes he hasn't seen his children's eyes before, I'm sorry but that's nonsense, he may not have seen them with quite the clarity as with the glasses but that's all. His green car would have looked green before but likely a different shade.
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6653. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Maybe John Wayne hated Bicycles
#10 Well that's your loss isn't it and isn't that just the chicken Sh*t attitude of female yuts of today. You need to stand up to these puritanical ridge grinders or before you know it Armageddon!!, The complete annihilation of our country, freedom of speech, democracy, spandex, cauliflower and ice crème salesman using any old tune they choose, because you YOU and people like YOU just can't be bothered to stand up and be counted. We didn't kick seven shades of shite out of the Bosch or Hotpoint in two world wars so that you yummy Mummy's could sit back on your sweaty backsides in your comfy faux leather swivel poufs and do nothing about anything. Come on lady Grow a pair and lets have less of this grease and Beanz talk and do something useful for once in your gravy, spoon fed linseed oil cricket bat excuse for a drunken penguin albatross worrier and that's swearing!
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6654. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Maybe John Wayne hated Bicycles
Any one notice that the music came from the western 'The Good The Bad and the Ugly' that John Wayne wasn't in
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6655. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Let's dance
I bought one of those suits once by accident, used them for interviews, got every job I went for then lost each one on the way out
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6656. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Floating Ball, Screwdriver and Egg
Uhmm..now that's...!!! Boring!!!
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6657. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Food Additives Explained
Yeah the most interesting video all week BY FAR and it cuts off just as it was getting going
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6658. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Going for the leap
He's pretty good I suppose but I'd be really impressed if he land on a unicycle
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6659. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video da Vinci Robot Stitches a Grape Back Together
#6 HAS has has!
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6660. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Stopping a speeding car
Does anyone have the follow on story?
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6661. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Quick thinking and reflexes can save your life
#6 I think that's the guy playing back the video from the camera in the car
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6662. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Open Lock with Soda Can
#5 Yes if you have just invented a new drink or if you want to start www.openyourpadlockswithacan.com
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6663. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video da Vinci Robot Stitches a Grape Back Together
Ships in bottles have certainly progressed
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6664. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Fighting against douchebags...
This is a wonderful idea although expensive to run. If I had made the projections I would have ended each one with "Now Feck Off, oh and your fly's undone"
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6665. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Open Lock with Soda Can
You can also do this with the key
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6666. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Quick thinking and reflexes can save your life
I'm a little confused with the road markings here. The centre of the road is obviously the broken lines and I'm assuming the oncoming car was overtaking the bus or blind and stupid, but what's with the large area's to the side of the road with the thick solid white lines? is this like our Hard shoulder?
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6667. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Tool time
Come on guys give it a break. Clearly not designed for the jobbing joiner who has come to build you an extension, but as a piece of kit for the odd job man at home it's got legs (but no wheels admittedly). I bet they have sold absolute shed loads of them.
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6668. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Musical time machine
#13#12#11 All Joe Pesci lines, Lethal weapon, Casino/Good fellows variation, My Cousin Vinny. Come on guys keep up. Seriously I'm fine and nice to know you care lol feck
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6669. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video 'Lucho' against cancer
#4 A Biter? I used to play a bit at school but the rules must have changed, presumably he's in goal
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6670. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video 'Lucho' against cancer
What a wonderful thing to do, so simple, costs nothing and means the world. Good luck to the fan and what's more not being a follower of the beautiful game, I have absolutely no idea who the guy was.
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6671. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Musical time machine
#8 Now do you mean "Here is the three ladies" or do you mean here ARE the three ladies, Which fecking way do you mean it er, are you even fecking sure yourself? Is is 'Is'? or is it 'Are'? I'm fecking waiting....Yeah You're right it's fecking 'Are' isn't it! So why are you insulting me by saying 'is' you think I'm stupid? is that what you think? You thought I wouldn't notice hey, you thought you could just slip in a 'is' and I wouldn't notice. Well I fecking noticed, didn't I and now it's out there for everyone to see, not so clever now are we? Vicodin! more Vicodin it's happening again nurse
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6672. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video NASA’s ‘Greased Lightning’ drone merges helicopter and plane technology
Super cool or what, I want one
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6673. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Rallye Ronde de La Durance 2015 crash
I don't think these were visitors, more likely car jackers and salvage hunters. First one's there got the driver and co pilot then it was the CD player, pioneer speakers, satnav, finally the fag lighter lol
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6674. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Is This Standard Procedure For Knee Surgery?
"Now just before we do this operation I want to talk you through the procedure"...."Please don't"
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6675. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Musical time machine
#3#6 Sorry guys, had my vicodin injected snickers bar and now I'm more like my old self I believe. I also believe that you and Lisa played a game of pool for $200, which she won, I'm here to collect!(How about I just kick your ass)oh a counter offer, we lawyers, I'm a lawyer, we call that a counter offer, Uumm lets see, I could really use a good ass kicking at the moment I'll be very honest with you, nah I'll just go with the 200 (over my dead body) You like to renegotiate as you go along er okay here's my counter offer, do I have to kill you? what if I was just to kick the ever loving shit out of yer? (in your dreams) Oh no no in reality, if I kick the shit out of you, then do I get the money? (if YOU kick the shit out of ME) yeah (yeah then you get the money)What happened rear ended (No I fell) oh!, Okay let see if we agree on the terms, the choice now is I get My ass kicked or option B I kick your ass and collect the 200, I'm going with option B Kicking your ass and collecting $200. (we gonna fight now)Yeah first let me see the money!! (I have the money) Okay let me see it show it to me (Well I can get it)You can get it..Okay get it and then we'll fight! Did you fall at your place or somebody else's? (My place) Shit!
VICODIN! Nurse more VICODIN! and a mars bar this time, too many nuts in here
VICODIN! Nurse more VICODIN! and a mars bar this time, too many nuts in here
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6676. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Musical time machine
#1 Which three ladies do you mean? These three ladies or those three ladies. I mean do you mean the ladies here or the ladies there, which Fecking ladies do you actually mean. You think I'm being funny er what do you mean funny, funny how, do I amuse you, what the feck is fecking funny about me ah
You're making me ill, I took a bullet for you and end up in the hospital They feck you in the hospital, first they drug you then they feck you, then along comes the insurance company and fecks you again, ten dollars for a fecking aspirin.
So what you get? mine's a stake sandwich, wait a minute, scuse me, scuse me guys this is tuna, I hate tuna okay, I refuse to get stuck with tuna do you hear. Okay okay okay had to be said... Never go to the drive-in okay always go up to the counter. okay okay okay They feck you at the drive-in okay, they feck you at the drive in, they know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got fecked, they know you're not gonna go back and they don't care and who get fecked old Judge Jake again.
You're making me ill, I took a bullet for you and end up in the hospital They feck you in the hospital, first they drug you then they feck you, then along comes the insurance company and fecks you again, ten dollars for a fecking aspirin.
So what you get? mine's a stake sandwich, wait a minute, scuse me, scuse me guys this is tuna, I hate tuna okay, I refuse to get stuck with tuna do you hear. Okay okay okay had to be said... Never go to the drive-in okay always go up to the counter. okay okay okay They feck you at the drive-in okay, they feck you at the drive in, they know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got fecked, they know you're not gonna go back and they don't care and who get fecked old Judge Jake again.
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6677. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video See how the ISS crew stay clean in space without running water
I hope it's only a coincidence that the male Astronauts talk about gravitational pull and repairing of the Hubble telescope and the women talk about washing their hair
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6678. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Elon Musk Debuts the Tesla Powerwall
#11 Using my advanced age,wisdom and unique system for sniffing out online bull shitters. I happen to know that you are full of Shite. You work for the NHS in an auxiliary role, you drive a Vauxhall Corsa (a Blue one, five years old). You live with your parents, not married but are engaged to Kelly who works in Nando's, Kelly does not look great in lingerie. Your favourite holiday is caravanning with Eric and Joyce your parents (anywhere on the East coast apparently) your dream is to one day own a static caravan near Skegness in Lincolnshire and providing the governments help to buy scheme continues you should be in a position to buy your first house in twelve years time.
My Keyboard Kicks seven shades of shite out of your sick man of China Kung fu. Doesn't own you but rents you out for children's party's, garden events & Bobbin Farmers.
My Keyboard Kicks seven shades of shite out of your sick man of China Kung fu. Doesn't own you but rents you out for children's party's, garden events & Bobbin Farmers.
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6679. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Elon Musk Debuts the Tesla Powerwall
#9 That was over 40 years ago. Been self employed for twenty five years. Drive a Bentley these days how are you doing?
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6680. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Cube in a cube
I would have liked to see a cube inside a cube inside a cube inside a cube inside a triangle. But apparently I am hard to please.
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6681. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Police vs Container in FYROM
1.2.3 and part 2.3 and 4.5.6 back together 5.6
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6682. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Elon Musk Debuts the Tesla Powerwall
#6 That's all fine and good. Presumably (if it's true) you are also in favour of how he treats his staff. He allegedly sent a message to a staff member who missed a meeting to see the birth of his child saying it was no excuse and that he needed to get his priorities right. Also staff who complained that they were working too many hours were told that they would have lots of time off when they were redundant.
Many Years ago I worked for a company that was taken over by another company. On the first day with the new company I went to get my coat after my contacted hours that day came to an end (I also had a hot date that evening) The new manager asked me to take my coat off and go down to another branch half a mile away and start bringing stock over to the new building. I told him this hadn't been mentioned previously and that I had plans. These were his exact words "Well I can't make you stay, but all I will say is that now is the time to impress your new masters" I was seventeen, got my coat and told him to FUC* off! I heard about a month later that he had been fired for theft, I walked into a new job three days later.
Many Years ago I worked for a company that was taken over by another company. On the first day with the new company I went to get my coat after my contacted hours that day came to an end (I also had a hot date that evening) The new manager asked me to take my coat off and go down to another branch half a mile away and start bringing stock over to the new building. I told him this hadn't been mentioned previously and that I had plans. These were his exact words "Well I can't make you stay, but all I will say is that now is the time to impress your new masters" I was seventeen, got my coat and told him to FUC* off! I heard about a month later that he had been fired for theft, I walked into a new job three days later.
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6683. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Elon Musk Debuts the Tesla Powerwall
Just for once I'd like to see Elon take on a large project instead of all these small ones.
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6684. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Centre for Computing History
#3 Stop it, stop it I can't bear it Actually I still have the warm gramophone along with it's sound and the 5db muting switch on my CA610 amp completely removes the click as the damped tone arm lowering device gently places my V15 type 111 cartridge into the crazy groove of my Keith Jarret jazz albums and that incredible sound bursts forth from my Kef 104 speaker. Dvd's Mps's stick um up your ass
Actually I still have the warm gramophone along with it's sound and the 5db muting switch on my CA610 amp completely removes the click as the damped tone arm lowering device gently places my V15 type 111 cartridge into the crazy groove of my Keith Jarret jazz albums and that incredible sound bursts forth from my Kef 104 speaker. Dvd's Mps's stick um up your ass 53
6685. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Monster leech
I was waiting for a big leechy burp at the end
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6686. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video AUTHORITY IS AN ILLUSION
Is this guy for real
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6687. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Centre for Computing History
Looks really interesting. I wonder if there is a similar place for vintage hifi equipment?
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6688. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Kung fu fighting
The best thing not seen on Britain's got talent so far.
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6689. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video About the benefits of road signs...
I shot a moose once, strapped it onto the fender of my car. what I didn't realise was the bullet didn't penetrate the moose, it merely creased his scalp knocking him unconscious and I'm driving through the Holland tunnel and the Moose work up and he's signalling for a turn you know and there's a law about driving with a live moose on your fender Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Now I'm very panicky, don't know what to do, then suddenly I remember that some friends of mine are having a surprise costume party. I figured I'd take the moose, ditch him at the party it wouldn't be my responsibility.
I drive to the house walk up to the door, ring the bell, the moose is beside me. My host answers I say "Hello, you know the Solomon's". We enter the house... the moose mingles, did very well, scored! Some guy tried to sell him insurance for an hour and a half. Midnight comes and they hold a competition for the best costume of the night, first prize goes to the Birkawitzes a married couple in a moose suit, the moose comes in second! the moose is furious, he and the Birkawitzes lock antler in the living room. They charge at each other and knock each other out. I figured this was my chance, I grabbed the moose, strapped him back onto the fender of my car and headed back to the forest...But.... I got the Birkawitzes and there's a law about driving with a Jewish couple on your car Tuesday, Thursdays and especially Saturdays.
Next morning the Birkawitzes wake up in the forest in a moose suit. Mr Birkawitze is shot stuffed and mounted by the local rifle club, but the joke is on them because it's restricted. Woody Allen 1973
I drive to the house walk up to the door, ring the bell, the moose is beside me. My host answers I say "Hello, you know the Solomon's". We enter the house... the moose mingles, did very well, scored! Some guy tried to sell him insurance for an hour and a half. Midnight comes and they hold a competition for the best costume of the night, first prize goes to the Birkawitzes a married couple in a moose suit, the moose comes in second! the moose is furious, he and the Birkawitzes lock antler in the living room. They charge at each other and knock each other out. I figured this was my chance, I grabbed the moose, strapped him back onto the fender of my car and headed back to the forest...But.... I got the Birkawitzes and there's a law about driving with a Jewish couple on your car Tuesday, Thursdays and especially Saturdays.
Next morning the Birkawitzes wake up in the forest in a moose suit. Mr Birkawitze is shot stuffed and mounted by the local rifle club, but the joke is on them because it's restricted. Woody Allen 1973
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6690. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Sammie Jay
#7 Famous 'leave Britney alone' passed me by I'm afraid along with your comment.
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6691. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Sammie Jay
#3 Yeah not as in 'Leave her all alone to be sad and without friends' as in 'Stop picking on her' I have to say I am quite surprised at all the 'likes' of the negative comments to this video. There are far far worse singers out there and apart from anything it takes a lot of courage to get up and perform in front of a paying audience not to mention a street full of shoppers. (I've done both). Maybe all you sheep who voted up #1 comments ought to reconsider your own opinions. For future new viewers of this video might I suggest that you stick a vote down to #1 and a vote up for #4
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6692. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Sammie Jay
#1 She's got a great voice, leave her alone.
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6693. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Arden Accrington Pool Fail
Del Boy you're back
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6694. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Shirtless man removed from basketball hoop
Let me guess, he was on the run from the police and thought he would climb through the hoop into another dimension
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6695. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Baby Bats
#7 A UK pipistrelle Bat eats 3007 midges a night. There are around 2.5 million pips in the UK. We need more pipistrelles
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6696. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Combine Harvesting Animation
That's certainly extremely combined and animated
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6697. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Pedestrians in Russia
#9 Some are! Can someone explain what is going on in the minds of the pedestrians here? I mean is it considered rude or uncool to look both ways before stepping out into traffic? Don't Russian parents have the "Mind the roads" conversation with their children when they are young? WTF
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6698. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Save your a**
#2 Simple answer.. They are Spanish
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6699. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Soft landing
Surly Little hand and toe wheels would have made it even better
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6700. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Eshima Ohashi bridge
It's alright making it tall so that ships can pass underneath, what about low flying aircraft getting over it?
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6701. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video ICRA 2015 AVERT: An Autonomous Multi-Robot System for Vehicle Extraction and Transportation
With a bit of design alteration on the mother ship it could be Thunderbird Five. The music would be more fitting to this video also 'Dum Der Der Dum, Der Der Dum Der Dum Der Der Dum Dum Dum'
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6702. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Every day has a surprise
The translation is "You did put the nails in the roof last night Gory, Didn't you?"
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6703. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Baby Bats
Don't know what he's saying at 0.26 it would make a great ring tone "OOOOH MISKA KA CALIO SALIA BO"
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6704. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video People are awesome
Why is it after all those amazing feats that I only remember the girl getting on the surfboard and the Blond girl winking
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6705. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video This Wave Pool Does Some Strange Things With Water
It would be much more interesting if there was a German on a lilo in there to show the actual effects. Before you ask, no other nationality would demonstrate this better than a German, Big up!
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6706. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Slot Car Racing European Championship Finals, Helsinki. Top speed: 110mph
It would be much simpler if they just got girlfriends
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6707. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Hungry fox in Chernobyl
Is it just a coincidence that in Chernobyl the foxes now know how to make a club sandwich
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6708. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Crashing three quadcopters at once
Peace at last, peace at last, peace at last
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6709. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video BIG Vortex - A Building-Site Art Installation
A million of these puff circles a year that's about 2 a minute. So on a clear day if they hang around you'll have 2880 of the little feckers in the sky. Surly this is going to make everyone just think of the Olympics all the time.
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6710. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video World's First Triple Backflip On A Dirtbike
They should make this harder by stating that after you land you have to stay on the bike turn the engine off and attach your security chain... oh and no one is allowed to cheer until you give the ignition key and chain lock key to your Mum who is sitting nearby in a deckchair having a cuppa
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6711. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Tortoise, 90, gets wheels for legs after rat attack
Have they caught the dirty rat yet?
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6712. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video "Leech-nado"
Recognised a few bank managers in there
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6713. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Dark Sky
Not exactly what it said on the tin
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6714. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video A Black comedian gives his view of the riots going on now in Baltimore
#5 Why, are you a rioter?
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6715. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Ingenious Design of the Aluminum Beverage Can
For those of you who turned this video off too soon.. watch the last three seconds after the credits. Hilarious
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6716. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video 102 y/o Dancer Sees Herself on Film for the First Time
I sure hope they put all that on a dvd for her to watch over and over
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6717. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The harsh russian roads
Isn't this the aftermath of the landslide video from snort last week?
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6718. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Hubble25
Big WOW from me
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6719. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Two Brazilian Snakes Fight
Mating not fighting
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6720. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Now where to hide this Nut
The worry in the dogs face when the last hole was being considered was timeless
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6721. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Jockey Blake Shinn Pants Fall Down
On the 'still thumb nail' he looks like a dog probably a beagle
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6722. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The chase
Someone will be eating well tonight...................................................It's me I'm going to a really Snazzy French restaurant tonight with my Bird, we're likely going to have fish
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6723. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Old Man Riding Bicycle
I bet he's been doing that since he was a kid
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6724. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Little dog at work
Someone must be peeling onions in my house
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6725. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Installation of the first intelligent parking in Saudi Arabia
#1 No one has the money to buy them now except the Saudi's
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6726. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How to not couple a train
"Hello is that the German health and safety at work executive...oh...er... erm... right ..ok well have you thought about getting a German health & safety at work executive"
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6727. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Russian walrus ice fishing
Come back in an hour and he'll be dead from exposure.
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6728. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Linear Shinkansen, 603 km per hour achieved
So do you need a train drivers licence or a pilots licence to drive this
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6729. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Helping hands in Philadelphia
#4 no, no, you just get run over like everyone else.
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6730. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Foodies Kill Their Food For The First Time
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate vegetables
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6731. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Parking problem solved... almost century ago
Can you imagine how much this cost to build back then..Can you imagine how much this would cost to build today and how often it would break down
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6732. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Strangest "things" on the Nürburgring
Not totally sure what's going on here? Is this a race that the weird vehicles have joined?
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6733. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video It's not a toy...
#7 I think it is perfectly acceptable to compare a dog to a human child when it comes to care. If you are the sort of person who could treat a dog badly, beat it, leave it by the side of the road, turf it out of the house when you are bored with it. If that's the sort of person you are, then I for one wouldn't want to have you as a parent.
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6734. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Russian landslide
And all because a guy pressed the ground down with a piece of board....Without jumping on it
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6735. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video It's not a toy...
I will never understand the mentality of anyone who could dump a dog. They have to be another species of human being. Surly it would haunt you for the rest of your life, or it should.
I remember walking along a lovely stream by the side of a wood with my family many years ago and making the decision to let our dog have a 'first' run free. Unclipping his lead whoosh he was gone and he didn't look back, right out of sight he went. It seemed like an eternity before he obviously panicked realising we couldn't see us and sensibly and luckily came back. That moment still haunts me now and every emotion like drowning went through my mind at the thought of losing our lovely dog.
I remember walking along a lovely stream by the side of a wood with my family many years ago and making the decision to let our dog have a 'first' run free. Unclipping his lead whoosh he was gone and he didn't look back, right out of sight he went. It seemed like an eternity before he obviously panicked realising we couldn't see us and sensibly and luckily came back. That moment still haunts me now and every emotion like drowning went through my mind at the thought of losing our lovely dog.
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6736. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Fishing was good today!
What did he use, a fecking trawler?
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6737. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Red hot ball of nickel vs a jawbreaker
I have a new theory on how volcanos are made. 'N=JB screwed'
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6738. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Big Dog beta
WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF
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6739. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Russian Army (greetings from Russia)
Maybe this was the loosing team in some training test and they were forced to sing this. Whereas the winners probably got to sing "We are the champions" Goosed up of course for marching to.
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6740. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Prom Proposal Does NOT Go As Planned
Poor girl, I feel really sorry for her. All that would have been going through her mind was how much trouble and care her guy had gone to, to do that, and she killed it in a second. Really glad it all ended well.
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6741. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Buckingham Palace guard slips and falls in front of hundreds of tourists
This isn't the first video shown with a guard slipping on the surface like this. You would think that someone in charge of the guards at Buckingham palace, (which is nothing more than a showground for tourists) would not want the regiment to look like arseholes all over the world on videos and do something about the foot ware which is clearly inadequate for purpose.
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6742. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Home made door lock
How are you going to lock the door with this piece of crap then go out?
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6743. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video IndyCar crew member escapes serious injury in NOLA pit lane spin
Clumsy twod
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6744. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Lyrebird
#1 This is not a curl-crested jay, native to the forests of southern and north western Brazil. It is in fact a short legged stumpy humming bird from Stringfellows night club giving it lots of thaaat!!. Easy mistake to make but I think you should still apologise to everyone for your misleading correction...Come on... say Sorry!
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6745. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Introducing "Spot" for 2015
I wanted the see the one that got kicked turn on the guy and deal with him like a Dalek would.
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6746. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Recrystallization of 4-hydroxybenzaldehyde
That was really exciting
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6747. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How an Earthquake, Tsunami, and Firestorm All Hit Lisbon at Once
Okay Bible bashes everywhere was this another flood, earthquake & fire sent by God to get rid of all the bad people in Lisbon? or was it a natural set of disasters?
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6748. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Meet a 30 Feet Dragon That's Also The World's Largest Walking Robot
It didn't walk very far
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6749. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Making of INTERSTELLAR Soundtrack
#2 That's what happens when an arty farty director doesn't tell the composer WTF he's writing for. #1 I'll raise your four monkeys by five monkeys with a friend for the film but see you with only two bog eyed gits and a jar boy for the sound track
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6750. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Nothing is impossible!
Either this guy has some amazing talent or going blind doesn't have to be as devastating as everyone might think. I still wouldn't be a volunteer though
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6751. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Two New Magnetic Toys
#1 you and the rest of us are just poles apart
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6752. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The masochist tractor driver
"Right I Saw this on Faulty Towers and I'm pretty sure I can do it on my own. I've told you time and time again....And now I'm going to give you a dam good thrashing
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6753. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Onewheel
Wait till China get hold of it, the price will come down
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6754. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Onion News Network attaches GoPro to a sparrow
#8 Hey we all knew that so the jokes on you
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6755. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Dog and his kid
#5 Picky picky picky it's all Russian to me. Of course what is really funny about the video is that Saint Bernard's have such a good sense of smell it probably dragged the kid from the bedroom, down the stairs, through the hallway across the garden and finally across the road, probably the third time that had happened that week already
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6756. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Onion News Network attaches GoPro to a sparrow
Oooou that was bordering on sparrow abuse.
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6757. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Kids just being kids
The fairy burns to death in the fiery hell
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6758. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Lennart Green: Close-up card magic with a twist
Amazing unique I like
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6759. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Dog and his kid
#2 How can you possibly know that? Are there no dogs in Soviet Russia? Is that your dog? Where you the fella being scraped across the road? What if the people in the car were from the Czech Republic on holiday in Soviet Russia playing a tape they had recorded while back home. I mean how can you possibly know that ....Oh or did you send the video in?
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6760. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video New aluminium battery is bendable and charges in a minute
At last!! I have been waiting for this for so long...You don't know how many batteries I have drilled holes in and found they no longer work...It has cost me an absolute fortune... But not anymore oh no My future is bright
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6761. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Orcas come to check out small rowboat
Well it might have been a pod of Big Willy's in the water but I'm betting it was a group of shrivelled up wet one's in the boat
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6762. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video So apparently koalas get possessed by satan when fighting
These are Gypsy Koalas and this is the very sophisticated grabbing mating process. In a few weeks time the one at the top will be wearing a really big over the top dress with lots of sequins and struggling to get into a limo while being two hours late for the wedding.
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6763. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Burglurglrgulrgl
In Canada this would be borderline abuse
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6764. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Everyone's Upstairs Neighbors
I recently got into astronomy so I installed a skylight...the people who live above me are furious
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6765. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Hydraulic road blocks at the entrances of the local military base pop up in case of vehicle attack
You have to be really careful to fit these the right way round otherwise the attacks become airborne
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6766. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Ghost Surfing
I wonder how many he boats he got through perfecting that
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6767. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Meet Darius the world's biggest rabbit at 4ft long!
just measured mine 5 feet seven inches....Damm that steam roller
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6768. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How to save yourself if you're choking!
Totally a great idea, nuff said
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6769. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Terri the Dancing Tim Horton's Employee
Don't people make funny noises when they get in a group and praise other people woooooooo! lol
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6770. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Daughter said she's watched every video on the Internet
That's not a very nice thing to do to your Daughter
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6771. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Dog plays ping pong with his owner
#3 Nope Your dog ping pong rule book is obviously pre 1855 (check the serial number on the back it should end with ****k9) The rule changed in July of that year following the messy Mastiff-Chihuahua incident, poor Mastiff choked to death when Cheezy the Chihuahua dived in after the ball (which nobody talks about anymore).
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6772. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Bear teases dog with hosepipe
That's just got to be me in a bear suit
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6773. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Dog plays ping pong with his owner
All ping pong playing dogs should know that you are not allowed to put your feet on the table.
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6774. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Jason Mraz Sings to NASA Astronauts
Sounded absolutely great one of my favourite songs, is it me or does JM not look too well?
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6775. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Man gets upset at Firefighters that went to grocery store to buy food
If the fire truck is being used as a shopping vehicle and four or more fireman are going in it to buy food, that is clearly wrong and I think it would make headlines in any newspaper in the world as a waste of resources and potentially dangerous.
If the crew were returning from an incident or maybe a demonstration at a school or maybe they had been called out to a false alarm at the supermarket or something then it's less wrong but still not great judgement as it could be construed many ways.
If the guy who is complaining is the owner of the store he is referring to then this is business suicide, you don't do that. Would he still be complaining if one of the firemen went to the supermarket in his own car rather than paying twice the price at the local store?
If the crew were returning from an incident or maybe a demonstration at a school or maybe they had been called out to a false alarm at the supermarket or something then it's less wrong but still not great judgement as it could be construed many ways.
If the guy who is complaining is the owner of the store he is referring to then this is business suicide, you don't do that. Would he still be complaining if one of the firemen went to the supermarket in his own car rather than paying twice the price at the local store?
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6776. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Easy Cheese 3D Printer
I can't decide if it's the Easy Cheese Can or the 3D printer that I would place on the corner of a suburban street and thrash with a tree branch
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6777. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Whoopi Goldberg: If you hit a man don't be surprised if he hits you back
#17 So are you saying that if a big bad fifteen stone woman, punches an eight stone guy in the face, say breaking his nose, that it's not okay for him to slap her back?? Is that what your stupid comment is saying?
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6778. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Baby escape from his crib
He the new Baby Dr Evil
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6779. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Who is sleepy in a class like this?
Now that's how you teach
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6780. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Whoopi Goldberg: If you hit a man don't be surprised if he hits you back
I've never hit or slapped a Woman in my life and believe me I have been provoked. Whoopi is absolutely right in what she says though. Somehow society has taught women that if they get mad with a guy it's perfectly acceptable to slap, punch, scratch even occasionally kick him, with no risk of physical retaliation, simply because technically the guy could do more damage. This is bullcrap and the reason it is, is simply that we are not talking about using strength to any excess. If a woman hits a man at a certain force and he returns with the same amount of force she really shouldn't have anything to argue about. The guy of course gets labelled as a woman beater while the fact that she struck him first doesn't even come into the conversation.
The bottom line here as Whoopi sort of said. Violence is never the answer, but whoever you are, Male or female, if you cross the line and strike another human being female or male don't complain if you get the same back.
The bottom line here as Whoopi sort of said. Violence is never the answer, but whoever you are, Male or female, if you cross the line and strike another human being female or male don't complain if you get the same back.
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6781. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Optical Illusion Wallclock
Really cool for about a minute then it would really pis* me off
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6782. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Distracted teen drivers
#3 It would appear that having the camera monitoring inside and outside the car in these examples were very beneficial wouldn't you say. No one can turn round and say the other driver made me do it.
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6783. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Lobbyist Claims Monsanto's Roundup Is Safe To Drink, Freaks Out When Offered A Glass
Ooouuu that didn't go well!
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6784. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Dancing droplets
The first(and last)guy needs a visit from the fashion police a haircut a beard trim an ironed shirt & a new coat.
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6785. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Plane Landing vs Wind
Holy crap
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6786. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Explain this to your insurance
Snotr is a bit like a ghost town today
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6787. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Selfie Shoes
Please tell me this was an April fool.
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6788. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Illegal Columbian Gold Mine Collapses
All those people just watching, unbelievable. Some rescuing pieces of wood instead of people. Life is sure cheap here
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6789. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Custom painted guitar by artist Joe Fenton
I would have liked to see the face of the owner when he first saw it, and the invoice for the work
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6790. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Find what you need..with google
Good ad, my guess is that it might have been altered a tiny little bean sized bit at the end But hey who's flicking?
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6791. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Man Gets a Call from a Windows Computer Scammer and Pretends to be a Thief
Tell them their webcam is showing up too bright on your computer and ask them to cover it up
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6792. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Bucket Board
#1 It's not like she's a puppet
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6793. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Romanian Tennis world champion Simona Halep is asked to try and lift the trophy she just won
Well that's a fecking hilarious way to start the day.....NOT
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6794. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Nissan GT-R Nismo Horror Crash Nordschleife
#1 yeah what #2 said
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6795. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Field Sports Britain visits US sports/gun stores
#5 What we do have Mr Gun Happy is less than a thousand gun related incidents per year compared to 100,000 in the USA. That's around 3 a day compared to 273 a day. I think I kinda prefer it our way. In the video above you get some inclement weather and everyone goes out and buys a new gun, over here we buy an umbrella. Well punk do you get it now, do ya?
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6796. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Filipino ninja cleaner
If he spent less time throwing the germs around and spent more time actually cleaning the tables properly I'd be really impressed.
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6797. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video CD Shattering at 170,000FPS!
Do you know what this proves absolutely. It proves that after over seventy years of design and improvement it is still the crappy plastic parts of a vacuum cleaner that pack in not the motor.
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6798. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Fast & Furious... Nerd?
What a Pussy..the young guy I mean
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6799. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video CD Shattering at 170,000FPS!
Excellent video, thanks guys
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6800. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Daddys Beer
I'd really like to see Mummy
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6801. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Very special icecream ...
What a great sales gimmick bet he makes a fortune, a whole new realistic version of a cock on a stick. I wonder if he does a pussy choc ice
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6802. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Field Sports Britain visits US sports/gun stores
Under what delusion does this guy think it might be time for the UK to relax it's hand gun laws! We do not want to become like America ever
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6803. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video OK Go - Red Star Macalline Commercial
Some nice effects and some wooden performances
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6804. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Indiana Bones - Raiders of the Lost Bark
Absolutely brilliant, must have taken ages to film
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6805. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Every Tom Hanks Movie in 7 Minutes
#1 What do you mean?
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6806. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Bus sucked into sinkhole and swept away by river, Brazil
This is going to require a bridge
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6807. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Adolf Hitler´s personal paint and artworks
Who choose the music for this film, bloody awful!! What a twisted mind this monster must have had.
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6808. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Worlds Greatest Basketball Trick Shots
This video is 1 minute and 54 seconds long. The video of all the missed shots is 4 days, 8 hours, twenty two minutes and 48 seconds long. Guess we better watch this one
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6809. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Giant Foot Print 200 Million Yrs Old - South Africa
I'll tell you exactly what happened here. Sure this is the shape of a human foot, therefore any shape found on a rock that looks like a human foot is going to be thought of as a footprint. Just the same as faces have been seen on the moon because the shape of two circles in a triangle with an elongated shape below makes us think of a human face. The fact that this face is several hundred miles across is incidental.
Going back to this foot shaped vertical object which has been in the rock for 3+ billion years and no doubt first seen by humans several million years ago, there will have been many opportunities to add, chip or scrape away to produce the toes, these days we would call it graffiti usually associated with the younger generation. How many generations of teenagers do you think will have grown up in this area over the last one million years never mind since the beginning of human kind.
Of course it is much simpler to call it the foot of God or a giant. what would have been the evolutionary point in a guy over 30 feet high
Going back to this foot shaped vertical object which has been in the rock for 3+ billion years and no doubt first seen by humans several million years ago, there will have been many opportunities to add, chip or scrape away to produce the toes, these days we would call it graffiti usually associated with the younger generation. How many generations of teenagers do you think will have grown up in this area over the last one million years never mind since the beginning of human kind.
Of course it is much simpler to call it the foot of God or a giant. what would have been the evolutionary point in a guy over 30 feet high
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6810. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Tight squeeze at Deep Cave
I'd be very tempted to nip back at night with a big club hammer and an even bigger chisel and make the whole process a little easier. After all it's currently sexist against the average woman's hips and quite a few guys.
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6811. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video A brave little dog gets rescued from the river.
#7 It's a nice hope but wouldn't it be more useful if there is a God that he or she would stop it happening in the first place? If this individual made a hobby out of mutilating dogs, you know as well as I he would get away with it time & time again until caught by a person not stopped by God.
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6812. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video AeroMobil aims to launch flying car in 2017
#5 If flying cars take off (Pun intended) and become more the norm than the dream, they will, like all new products develop, become smaller and cheaper, think £800 VCR's in the 70's. Current pilot licence training could be streamlined for a lover flying vehicle such as this. I'm all for them..Dear Santa, you know that Lamborghini I mentioned..well I've been thinking....
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6813. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Surfers ride the five star bore on the River Severn in Gloucestershire
One of those cleaver arses surfed right through me farmhouse window, gave the wife a real shock i'll tell yer
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6814. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video A brave little dog gets rescued from the river.
A tiny percentage of the human population have psychopathic tendencies, some commit murder & torture. It is common for these individuals to progress to these levels having first turned their attention to cruelty to animals. For someone to produce this level of cruelty to a puppy would make me extremely worried for the future path of this individual.
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6815. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Ski Jump POV
I expected it to go a little quieter when he left the platform. Also what's with all the little weeds growing all over the course, they need to get a gardener
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6816. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Peter Kay Misheard Lyrics
One of the funniest guys alive
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6817. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Valspar Color For The Colorblind
#5 That's really helpful to the 300 million colour blind in the world. Some of which use Snotr
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6818. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Brazilian Country Music
Couple of spare hand for a bit of percussion there.
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6819. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Jungle luge at its best
#15 You really are a total plonker aren't you! a fully signed up member of the "Let's see if we can find a sentence that we can twist into racism" brigade.
I bet you are first in the queue for being insulted or offended by television programs. I'm going to call you AFPE from now on Angry From Planet Earth (and I'm being presumptive about your home there).
It is really sad that we live in a world where an enquiring mind or question can be blocked by ignorant people like you. It doesn't matter that I chose an isolated African tribe in my example I could have listed groups from all over the planet or Jupiter!! it was the Wheel that was important not the folks who didn't roll it for goodness sake.
Finally (and I so hope this is) According to DNA evidence we all originated from an isolated tribe in Africa so your whole rant is nonsensical. Bye Bye AFPE
I bet you are first in the queue for being insulted or offended by television programs. I'm going to call you AFPE from now on Angry From Planet Earth (and I'm being presumptive about your home there).
It is really sad that we live in a world where an enquiring mind or question can be blocked by ignorant people like you. It doesn't matter that I chose an isolated African tribe in my example I could have listed groups from all over the planet or Jupiter!! it was the Wheel that was important not the folks who didn't roll it for goodness sake.
Finally (and I so hope this is) According to DNA evidence we all originated from an isolated tribe in Africa so your whole rant is nonsensical. Bye Bye AFPE
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6820. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Drag race car is too overpowered starts flying
#6 you don't say
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6821. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Piranhas Seem Fairly Harmless
Poisonous fish with rare hens teeth!!!! UGGGhG!!! I'm definitely not going to Ireland.
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6822. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video What do teachers make?
#(removed comment) The only type of parent who wouldn't want a guy like this as a teacher for their child is the kind of parent that is so, so common in society at the moment. The kind of parent that thinks their child can do no wrong, when in fact their child is the most disruptive child in the classroom. Try and explain this at a school meeting and this type of parent is likely to throw a punch.
The type of parent who spends no time at all with their child except playing videogames with them. The type of parent who has no respect for the education system and that is pretty much the only thing that they teach their own child. The kind of parent who is straight down to the school if a teacher told his or her child off "How dare you talk to my Fecking child that way" #(removed comment) is this you?
The type of parent who spends no time at all with their child except playing videogames with them. The type of parent who has no respect for the education system and that is pretty much the only thing that they teach their own child. The kind of parent who is straight down to the school if a teacher told his or her child off "How dare you talk to my Fecking child that way" #(removed comment) is this you?
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6823. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Drag race car is too overpowered starts flying
The mistake they made was putting the two black bags on top of the boot instead of the bonnet
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6824. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Jungle luge at its best
#13 If you read my initial comment again you will see that it was in no way Racist (If you knew my situation in life you wouldn't have even raised the point). The question or thought that I raised was purely a point of curiosity. YOU are the one who have steered this conversation (presumably for your own gain or game) in to something unsavoury. #5 was making a light-hearted comment.
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6825. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Scaffolding Falling Off Building Downtown Portland, Oregon
Something falling from a building again
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6826. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Jungle luge at its best
#10 Have you not got anything better to do with your time than creating RACIST comments when there were none. You have taken a simple thought (of mine) which to be honest I wish now I had not shared with snotr, but then again I wasn't expecting a Muppet like you to come along and try and turn it into something that it wasn't. You seem to be deliberately provoking racist unrest and there is a perfectly good law to deal with that sort of behaviour, be careful you don't fall foul of it!
You are either trying to graduate as a Troll or need to get some paid work as you clearly have too much time on your hands.
As the wheel has clearly now been well and truly invented and you have obviously worn out all the Wikipedia information available on it's history, my suggestion to you is that you go invent a very large air proof head shaped case and get off mine.
You are either trying to graduate as a Troll or need to get some paid work as you clearly have too much time on your hands.
As the wheel has clearly now been well and truly invented and you have obviously worn out all the Wikipedia information available on it's history, my suggestion to you is that you go invent a very large air proof head shaped case and get off mine.
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6827. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Net Cafe Refugees
You start off thinking how could anyone live in a tiny cubicle in an internet café, then you hear about the life's of those working full time and think why don't they live in a cubicle in an internet café. Truly awful working conditions described here. Not a country that looks after it's people.
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6828. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Water wheel pump
So it's basically someone stealing water from a river to fill his pond
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6829. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Jungle luge at its best
#7 I couldn't say why the idea came into my mind while watching the video and neither could you. Perhaps I have an enquiring mind and a smarter version of my question wasn't called for nor given.
I was simply musing why a tribe or group of people living in a tree infected area cut off from the rest of the world hadn't at some point having no doubt seen a thick branch fall from a tree and noticed that it would roll along it's length but not it's width, considered the next stages.
I was simply musing why a tribe or group of people living in a tree infected area cut off from the rest of the world hadn't at some point having no doubt seen a thick branch fall from a tree and noticed that it would roll along it's length but not it's width, considered the next stages.
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6830. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Different way to split wood
They went to all that trouble to make an ad then put the logo right over the action bottom right
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6831. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Nice treadmill performance
Obviously very disappointed it didn't end they I hoped it would
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6832. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Cool Transforming Tables
Really great designs
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6833. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Jungle luge at its best
I wonder why you never see any examples of isolated tribes in Africa coming up with wheel based items like simple skate boards. I mean you have lots of trees that would surly give the idea for wheels and tying small branches together with vine could easily produce a base. You would think that given the time they had to imagine that they would have come up with something.
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6834. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Meet MILK the polar bear
You are watching evolution in progress, another couple of weeks, change the tube for a bazooka and you will have the first assassin polar bear taking out a group of onlookers at a zoo
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6835. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Piranhas Seem Fairly Harmless
#8 Hey Dave I've had a word with those fisher men and we're all gonna meet you there a week from now for a demo. They've been fed so they shouldn't be super starved.
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6836. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Anthem
OMG absolutely brilliant #1 She's 11 you pervert.
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6837. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How puzzles are made
So he's not making the actual picture then?
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6838. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Riding the White Line
SHEER Madness
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6839. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Before drones were cool...
You can't train a bird of prey to go a specific route from that height, A-B across a field yes. But SEEING (pun intended) as they have the most advanced eyesight of the animal kingdom and could easily spot a mouse from that height its only a matter of time before he or she spots her handler.
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6840. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Kids Remove Screw from Boss's Chair
It was very funny but might have been less so if the cup contained hot coffee or a spinal injury occurred
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6841. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Don't worry, I'll be there ...
Wouldn't it make more sense to just teach her the next bit before going in front of an audience
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6842. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Stephen Hawking is out of control
#2 The sketch did happen reality where else would it happen?
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6843. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Chimpanzee figures out how to get a peanut out of a thin tube
Be honest it's not the first method you would have thought of even assuming you haven't got a stick and a blob of Bluetac. Lets have an idea from everyone that would work and not too silly
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6844. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Golden retriever tasting lemon
#6#7#8#9 You are all missing the obvious point...They won't eat it!!!
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6845. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Dancing paper
#1 I think it was really cool thinking inside the box!!
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6846. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video 3D printed transmission
#2 Maybe in a Balsawood car it might be good for a few miles... on the flat
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6847. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen Do Impressions Of Each Other
Repeat snort.
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6848. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Attention test
It wasn't the car that did that, it was the girl wearing the short skirt that walked across the screen
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6849. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Art of Katana
Did anyone else think they were talking about something entirely different.
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6850. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Unluckiest FIFA player ever :D
I really hope he didn't try an claim for this on home insurance
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6851. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Bass Pro Shops Memphis Pyramid
#5 Uncalled for with the cancer reference! May your first shite tomorrow resemble a hedgehog
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6852. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Toolstation
Not being picky here but how did his girlfriend get into her own room without falling through the hole and if the hold had literally just been made why didn't anyone hear the sound of the electric saw. I'm beginning to think this was fake.
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6853. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Funny guy makes Royal Guard Laugh at Buckingham Palace
#2 #6 Just think of all the sexual words that you have ever been referred to as, add the ones that you will likely be called before you reach 13 and you will pretty much have the full list
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6854. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Now this is a huge yet gentle Pitbull
They should keep the photo from this video it will be perfect on the news when the accident happens
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6855. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Alien Invasion
If you are going to pull a prank like this, you need to be absolutely 100% sure your target doesn't sleep with a gun under his pillow.
Estimated recovery in this instance 3 months psychotherapy 4 months anti anxiety meds.
Estimated recovery in this instance 3 months psychotherapy 4 months anti anxiety meds.
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6856. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Magic Door Prank
it would have been better if he was a faster runner
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6857. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Scamming the Elderly Online
I hope they get cancer of the eyes
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6858. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Man says "I Love You" to his wife 15 years after being silenced by ALS thanks to eye track
#16 #17 I guess this is all down to "What is life". Saying that you would rather be dead is a strange statement as being dead is being nothing at all and being alive is all there is ever going to be for you. Okay if you are in chronic pain then you have an argument and I totally agree with the right for one to choose. But unless you are actually put in the position of someone like the guy in the video its silly to say you would rather not exist, your life may have to change beyond comprehension but clearly as demonstrated you can still feel love and with the amazing technology shown you can have a worthwhile life which has got to be better than an eternity of nothing.
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6859. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Guy has seizure while skydiving
I've listed the top ten times when it is not a good idea to have a seizure
10 While parachuting
9 While parachuting
8 While parachuting
7 While parachuting
6 While parachuting
5 While parachuting
4 While parachuting
3 While parachuting
2 While parachuting
1 While on a one way mission to Mars
10 While parachuting
9 While parachuting
8 While parachuting
7 While parachuting
6 While parachuting
5 While parachuting
4 While parachuting
3 While parachuting
2 While parachuting
1 While on a one way mission to Mars
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6860. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Accidental Sea
I never heard about this place, wow how strange.
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6861. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Slow Motion Archery
#4 They are but Aspirin aren't, you would need paracetamol or perhaps a multivitamin with extra iron.
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6862. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Seoul Sinkhole Swallows Two
Pity she doesn't spit
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6863. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video meep-meep... Roadrunner likes snake for lunch
Wow you have got to sure before making that call
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6864. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Have you ever seen a Dumbo Octopus ?
OMG What a cutie, I want one
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6865. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video African man sees snow for the very first time
#10 Unfortunately the chief being the chief, demanded that he slept out that night in just his slippers and well the documentary kinda ended there
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6866. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Baby laughs like a little troll
Somewhere amongst the hair there will be a number, turn it upside down, ring it and ask for the emergency service, exorcist division
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6867. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Teenager gets shot in the head and calls Swedish SOS, the operator doesn't believe him
Well there is nothing like a nice reassuring sympathetic voice on the end of the phone when you have just been shot four times. This was about the level for someone shot in the leg with an elastic band
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6868. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Octopus gets crabby
Wow that was creepy, looks like bat octopus
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6869. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Wheel of Fortune contestant solves 17 letter puzzle with only one letter
What else could it have been!
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6870. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Whiteboard Clock
I've got a whiteboard right in front of me with a space for one of these, are they for sale?
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6871. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Military Ray Gun • ADS Electromagnetic Radiation Weapon
Hey #6 technically their was ISIS before the Iraqi war, they were the psycho's within Al-Queda that just didn't have a separate name yet. And to correct you twice in one comment, when a group of delusional's believe that they will go to paradise (which as you point out has got to be an improvement from living in a cave)(Maybe if they didn't live in such a shitehole they wouldn't be so keen to end it all) if they fly planes full of innocent civilians into buildings full of more innocent civilians including Muslims that they claim to represent. It is very difficult to protect oneself against such a mentality.
Of course if they were really brave and formed themselves into a land based army like in the olden days I'm sure they would be plenty of equally sized land based armys willing to kick their asses into any paradise they choose.
Of course if they were really brave and formed themselves into a land based army like in the olden days I'm sure they would be plenty of equally sized land based armys willing to kick their asses into any paradise they choose.
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6872. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video U.S. Navy railgun makes public debut
#17 The batteries last a full 12 hours between charges. The problem is the batteries are the size of a second ship which needs to be towed behind the gun ship, slowing the whole thing down. Also the gun can only be used for projects close to land because the charger is the size of a multi-storey car park.
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6873. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Skiflying World Record - 250 m - Vikersund
#4 They did clash a little with his helmet, had to be said.
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6874. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Woman's arm wrestling
If I had to pull that face to do my sport I would definitely look for another sport.
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6875. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Woman's bra stops bullet
So was it God or was it the Bra?
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6876. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Mr Piper from 1963. Memory Lane
Only just realised that this video had been accepted on Snotr. If I'm honest it was only the intro to the cartoon that brought back memories. The Mr Piper bit, that opening tune implanted itself into my brain when I was perhaps 4 or 5 years of age. "Come with me come and see" Mr Piper used to be the intro for several different pieces including 'tales of the river bank'. The actor who was also an opera singer Killed himself back in the late sixties.
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6877. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Puppy attempts to reclaim bed from cat
The dog bed napping furry catty four legged thieving fish eating pussy scratching nine lived puppy tormenting barsteward
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6878. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Puppy attempts to reclaim bed from cat
The dog bed napping furry catty barsteward
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6879. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Betty White's 93rd Birthday Flash Mob
What a lovely joyous video, couldn't help but smile
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6880. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video An Astronaut's View of Earth
Quite a speech.
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6881. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How many water-filled balloons does it take to stop a bullet ?
4 for me and for the reason the guy said. DOH!
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6882. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Truck crashes on the highway, missing the cameraman by a few inches
So technically it was the cameraman blocking the view of the accident in front that caused the truck to crash the barrier
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6883. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Joe Rogan: Do What You Love, Because Society Is A Trap And Work Is Meaningless
If you want some real life advice try this:- Your circumstances at this moment in your life may be limited because as mentioned several times above you need a 'pay check' to keep yourself and your family fed, safe & housed. Nothing is more important to you than that, whatever you may think. Keep your mind open though because life changes and it could be that later in your existence you will be in a position to improve your lifestyle. It's often just a waiting game.
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6884. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Wife snoring sounds like an airplane
Ex wife when she see this on snotr
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6885. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Joe Rogan: Do What You Love, Because Society Is A Trap And Work Is Meaningless
This video is very interesting and mimics my own life quite accurately. The point he is making, really, is why do something mundane with your life, like just for an example and without any offence meant to those who do, working in MacDonald's or any corporate organisation, when you could be an artist, a comedian, astronaut.
The simple answer to this question is a number and that number is 7 with a billion after it. If everyone in the world wanted to be an artist society would collapse.
The simple answer to this question is a number and that number is 7 with a billion after it. If everyone in the world wanted to be an artist society would collapse.
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6886. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Bitcoin mine in Northeast China - Turnover of $1.5million worth of Bitcoins per month
Thanks for the explanation but I still don't get it and for the following reasons not in any particular order:-
Why is there only 30 million of them?
Who decided on the number?
Why doesn't someone simply make or mine some more?
What are the guys in the noisy cable office actually doing? I mean actually doing?
Why is there only 30 million of them?
Who decided on the number?
Why doesn't someone simply make or mine some more?
What are the guys in the noisy cable office actually doing? I mean actually doing?
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6887. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Very clever and satisfying way of removing snow from your roof
Would work on a tiled roof
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6888. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Friends Furever
Don't care about all that, just a lovely piece of video, even better with the sound off
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6889. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Bitcoin mine in Northeast China - Turnover of $1.5million worth of Bitcoins per month
Okay I don't get it
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6890. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video A Response to Lars Andersen: a New Level of Archery
These comments have gone too technical. I'd like to bring them back to the hottie comments at the beginning. She's also fire dancer there's hottie for you.
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6891. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Man catches bird (seagull) with bare hand
He'll have a story to tell when he gets home. " There I was flying past this boat when Brian Blessed Plucked, I say Plucked me out of the sky" "yeah cause he did John, you're full of shite, white shite at that"
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6892. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Science of flame...
That really is a cool flame
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6893. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Dramatic footage of the moment a passenger jet hits a bridge before crashing into a river in Taiwan
Not sure why the pilot suddenly tried to turn the plane at such a moment. It's almost what you would do in a car if you had turned around to shout at the kids, then suddenly found you were on the wrong side of the carriageway.
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6894. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Jafar
The problem with this short film is that it was obvious five seconds in, what was going to happen.
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6895. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Meet the extraordinary guy who passes out when he's tickled
This guy is missing a real opportunity here he should have told the girls that the only way to bring him out of this is to massage his willy.
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6896. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video 16 Photos Taken 1 Second Before Disaster
Can we have the 16 photos taken a second later now
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6897. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video This Is Why You Can't Outrun a Cheetah
That rabbit was pretty quick too, until crunch time
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6898. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video A flying robot that can walk
I hope its cheap to make because I would only wait so long for the little critter to crawl back before I got in my car and drove home.
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6899. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Giants of Iceland
To each their own
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6900. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Woman sexually Harassing Men. Social Experiment
I would hope that women are not subjected to this level of harassment on the street otherwise I officially resign as a man.
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6901. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Artist...
#5 Shall we settle on 2006 and does it really matter?
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6902. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Artist...
The category says it all 'Inspirational' What a guy If anyone is interested Paul Smith died in 2005 aged 85.
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6903. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video It's not funny...
Thanks for sharing this early video of Gerry Adams in a dress before the beard started to show
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6904. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Sandstorm by Darude played with accordions
#(removed comment) Please explain
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6905. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Mamurderia
I'm sorry but this behaviour and should not be mocked or laughed at. Whould the parents be laughing if she was doing this to a little brother or sister?
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6906. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How To Make A Laser Assisted Blowgun
#5 picky picky picky
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6907. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Sandstorm by Darude played with accordions
Absolutely *acking brilliant!
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6908. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How To Make A Laser Assisted Blowgun
I wouldn't want to be his girlfriend if she was a little unsure that he knew about her affair with the laser pointer salesman. " Yes babe this is definitely a yellow marshmallow coming your way"
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6909. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Dip N’ Dance
ummmmmmm
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6910. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The best therapy...
Great story...
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6911. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Store robber plays dead
The truth about this video care of (yahoo yesterday morning)is that the whole scenario was staged by the shop keeper and his mate "To create a little advertising for the business" Turns out the police were well cheesed off with the whole prank.
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6912. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Auschwitz: Drone video of Nazi concentration camp
#10 There is absolutely no reason to be against free speech if the free speech is speaking about an event with over 5 million witnesses dead and alive. Speech isn't required free or otherwise it happened end of.
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6913. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Extreme Hammocking
Now don't get me wrong I watched this three times and nearly issed myself laughing But if this had gone wrong the guy would have been going home in a box
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6914. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video A biker with a surprise mount
I don't know about you, but had there been a suitable brick on the floor.....
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6915. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Auschwitz: Drone video of Nazi concentration camp
Auschwitz and the German Nazi monsters who ran it, is beyond the imagination of most of the rest of humanity. Psychologists can explain how given the power that the 'Staff' had over their captives in this camp and others like it, it was relatively easy to distance themselves from their fellow humans by considering them as somehow subhuman.
But to cold bloodedly design and build a place like this and spend years and years systematically murdering men, women, children & babies everyday, well it is just unthinkable. And today we worry about a small group of pathetic terrorists dressed in black who shoot a few people and blow up the odd building! We ought to say *uck off we've had it so much worse
But to cold bloodedly design and build a place like this and spend years and years systematically murdering men, women, children & babies everyday, well it is just unthinkable. And today we worry about a small group of pathetic terrorists dressed in black who shoot a few people and blow up the odd building! We ought to say *uck off we've had it so much worse
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6916. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How a Missile's Guidance System works
This is all a load of boolacks. I spent 13 years working on missile technology for NASA so I know what I'm talking about.
Let me explain:-
If a missile isn't where it was, it can only then be where it is, but if it isn't where it is then it is someplace else or lost. (There are only two options in Rocket science technology)A,B or C
If it is someplace else, then that's where it is, so it is immediately there or nearly there. However!! if it is lost then it is there, but it doesn't know where there is (obviously) but you see this doesn't matter. Because there is where it is, lost or not!! As soon as it realises that it is lost it changes it's course and assumes that it is on it's way to where it was before it thought it was lost and makes the mathematical correction using the on board, board. So that it is almost simultaneously both lost and found.
If all else fails it can apply the brake, turn 180 degrees and head back to it's starting point which unfortunately does tend to give the guy who pressed the button explosive shits...........
Let me explain:-
If a missile isn't where it was, it can only then be where it is, but if it isn't where it is then it is someplace else or lost. (There are only two options in Rocket science technology)A,B or C
If it is someplace else, then that's where it is, so it is immediately there or nearly there. However!! if it is lost then it is there, but it doesn't know where there is (obviously) but you see this doesn't matter. Because there is where it is, lost or not!! As soon as it realises that it is lost it changes it's course and assumes that it is on it's way to where it was before it thought it was lost and makes the mathematical correction using the on board, board. So that it is almost simultaneously both lost and found.
If all else fails it can apply the brake, turn 180 degrees and head back to it's starting point which unfortunately does tend to give the guy who pressed the button explosive shits...........
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6917. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Tesla P85D "Insane Mode"
Where can I try one of these?
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6918. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video NO MORE
Very powerful chilling advert. People who phone the emergency services for genuinely stupid reasons should think! because each time they do that they are diluting the minds of the operatives into missing genuine emergency calls like this.
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6919. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Confusion Through Sand
That was weird and now I'm confused.
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6920. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Isolated
Is it the beginning of some game?
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6921. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Love Letters to Richard Dawkins
#9 I appreciate English is not your first language (or second or third) but I think I get the gist (sorry 'Understand') what you are trying to say and it's all nonsense (sorry 'crap,'rubbish' take your pick)."Walking dirt!, Humour!, Robots!!" look it's all very simple:-
God didn't say anything, the best that can be said is that someone (not God) wrote down stuff in a book (several different books)a long time ago, (not when the earth was formed, millions of years after that) that people like you choose to read and believe. Animals don't believe in god and they are not robots, neither are they walking dust. You don't need religion to have a sense of humour, you really don't. Why did god decide to populate the planet with dinosaurs for millions of years before 'creating' us in his image, what was the point of that?
If you feel you need something to believe in outside of your average 74 years on this rock then you have plenty of religions to choose from and as long as you do no harm to others carry on. Alternatively try opening your mind a little.
God didn't say anything, the best that can be said is that someone (not God) wrote down stuff in a book (several different books)a long time ago, (not when the earth was formed, millions of years after that) that people like you choose to read and believe. Animals don't believe in god and they are not robots, neither are they walking dust. You don't need religion to have a sense of humour, you really don't. Why did god decide to populate the planet with dinosaurs for millions of years before 'creating' us in his image, what was the point of that?
If you feel you need something to believe in outside of your average 74 years on this rock then you have plenty of religions to choose from and as long as you do no harm to others carry on. Alternatively try opening your mind a little.
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6922. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Slinky Master
Most teenagers are good at this. Tossing their Slinky's all day long.
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6923. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Taking advantage of tunnel acoustics.
I get these bastards in my porch Facking nuisance's, I have to chase them away with a piece of lamb on a stick.
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6924. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video RC car falls into frozen lake, RC truck comes to the rescue
#9 Or Thunderbird 2 with Brains in Thunderbird 5 with that ice screwing thing on the front. That would have been really impressive
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6925. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Spoon carving
What an absolute waste of wood and we didn't even get a close up of the finished product. My dog chewed one of these the other day I had no idea someone had spent an entire afternoon making it, then made three more (that's two days work and sold them in Tesco's for 99p
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6926. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video RC car falls into frozen lake, RC truck comes to the rescue
And I thought Thunderbirds and the international rescue were just puppets absolutely amazing
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6927. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Guy plays One Winged Angel (Sephiroths theme) on the organ... during church service
I half expected her to return with the vicar and a big heavy crucifix
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6928. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video On Ice Projection: Leafs vs. Hurricanes
I'd like to see them try and play a game while it's going on
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6929. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video No One To Play With
#7 Well no! But I didn't like to mention it
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6930. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Love Letters to Richard Dawkins
Assuming some bunch of terrorists don't get their hands on a nuclear bomb or two and blow the planet to bits, bit by bit. Wouldn't you just love to be around in a few hundred years time and see what happens to religion in the world. I have a bad feeling about one particular branch of the insanity
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6931. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video No One To Play With
Or maybe he cleaned the guys car yesterday and came for the money.
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6932. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Lars Andersen: a new level of archery
Staggering just staggering
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6933. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Woman Tossing Raw Bacon at 'Pig' Cops
#4 Now don't spoil it!
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6934. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Fallout vs Skyrim
Cool. very well done.
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6935. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Life in a shipbreaker yard
The comments on this video seem to have gone off on a tangent as often seems to be the case on Snotr. There are now so many subjects springing out from this ship breakers video (Gypsies, Romanians, people in cubes) to name but a few, that it's hard to know where to add a comment and I nearly didn't bother but here's my pennies worth.
These people are certainly being exploited and although wages weren't mentioned my guess is that they are peanuts. Over population especially in poor countries has always been a problem. You have children, you have to feed them. In the animal world when food is scarce they either do not breed or it is expected that only a small number of offspring will survive, that's nature. In poor countries where food and resources are scarce they still seem to have many children then wonder why life is even more difficult and some die, well they will.
If there is a large population of poor people there will be corporations to take advantage of their situation and so the awful jobs get sent their way. So it was so it will be.
These people are certainly being exploited and although wages weren't mentioned my guess is that they are peanuts. Over population especially in poor countries has always been a problem. You have children, you have to feed them. In the animal world when food is scarce they either do not breed or it is expected that only a small number of offspring will survive, that's nature. In poor countries where food and resources are scarce they still seem to have many children then wonder why life is even more difficult and some die, well they will.
If there is a large population of poor people there will be corporations to take advantage of their situation and so the awful jobs get sent their way. So it was so it will be.
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6936. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video LIFTED
#7 Why shouldn't people attach helium balloons to their deck chairs? It's no less important than you guys at Glasgow, London, Oxford & Cambridge walking around talking in silly high pitched voices all day
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6937. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video LIFTED
I'd love to do this but not too high as I hate heights. It would be great to float about six foot from the ground over a field for an afternoon.
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6938. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Cops vs A Hill
#9 No it isn't
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6939. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Cops vs A Hill
Amazing! Fifteen people die, oh and three Morons and Snotr think it's cool to show what in other circumstances would be a funny video of policemen struggling to climb a hill.
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6940. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video #Equality
#13 Yes you are the only one here, the rest of us have moved on. Do try and keep up
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6941. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video #Equality
#7 Are you as irritating as this in your real life, I bet any people you work or study with, think you are a right tosser. To put you right because you are wrong a lot of female's in the acting profession prefer to be called 'Actors'
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6942. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video #Equality
Don't you hate it when you can't help but wonder if the actor (The girl in this case) is actually like that in real life
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6943. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Korean girls taste American snacks
Yeah the comments came and went way too fast But then again why the heck should I care? it was a bunch of Korean girls eating snacks
But then again why the heck should I care? it was a bunch of Korean girls eating snacks 53
6944. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Elderly driver confuses pedals, speeds through car wash destroying all equipment inside
I wonder if the guy who just moved his car near the end, realises just how lucky he was.
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6945. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Crashing a truck at 110mph
#10 you are right I'm also sure he definitely died, I think you went to the funeral, your number was on the barcode of the coffin.
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6946. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Never trust your colleagues
"Hello stores"
"yesa wada you vont"
"I vont, A new mobile phone, a new pocket, new clean underpants, some crème, possibly a hip replacement, some beta blockers for anxiety....Oh and a loaded pistol please..fank you very much"
"yesa wada you vont"
"I vont, A new mobile phone, a new pocket, new clean underpants, some crème, possibly a hip replacement, some beta blockers for anxiety....Oh and a loaded pistol please..fank you very much"
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6947. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Strange water faucet
The joke is on her, there is just a five second delay after the clap. Then once you have the clap it works on giggles
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6948. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video This commercial won "best commercial" in the Netherlands
Great advert doing what a great advert should, hitting you with something you definitively weren't expecting
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6949. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Very strange sound in the Swedish language
I wonder what the instance of swallowing sweets and choking to death in Northern Sweden is
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6950. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Making a Concertina
£1200 if you want one or £850 for the miniature version
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6951. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Meanwhile in Sweden, fishing with fireworks
#4 Not if they have had a carp-iac arrest then they sink.
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6952. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video This is why you don't lock your dog in the car
That's not a dog that's Mike Tyson pissed off cos his woman has spent too long in the clothes shop
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6953. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Lava spilling into the ocean
#5 So is you's saying that compared to the construction steel, that lava is a pussy amature? init.
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6954. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Meanwhile in Sweden, fishing with fireworks
I thought everyone knew that fish with heart attacks always drop to the bottom
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6955. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Time and Again - 15 Countries In 4 Minutes
Awful countries all of them but Great Music from William Lam
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6956. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The world's oldest running car
I wonder why someone doesn't make working replica's of these cars today?
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6957. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Giant oil rig being thrown around by heavy seas
#15 I need my snickers! where the FU*k are my snickers!
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6958. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Giant oil rig being thrown around by heavy seas
#13 Oh I SEE, so it's my fault, Oh I get it now! all the time I thought it was their fault, when in actual fact it was my fault. Well I should be punished then shouldn't I? Whoose a naughty boy then...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH just in case anyone was wondering I did every one of those H's signally, when I could have simply held the H key down! now that's dedication for you, as I was very short of time. I hope they meant more
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6959. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Bert Kreischer - I Am The Machine
#3 knonnoah grteinii juoimin
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6960. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Lava spilling into the ocean
The poor lava is trying to make the island bigger and the sea keeps washing it away. Bad sea
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6961. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Bert Kreischer - I Am The Machine
#1 You might be a machine but he's the machine. It's like Sewing verses Earth moving
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6962. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Giant oil rig being thrown around by heavy seas
My comment (#4) above, was correct. I would love to hear the two reasons for being marked down?
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6963. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Need a hand to unload ?
I think the answer to the initial question was "NO!"
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6964. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video CCTV Captures WOMAN Stuffing a Plasma TV Up Her Skirt in Costa Rica
I bet she's keeping very tight lipped about the whole incident
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6965. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Giant oil rig being thrown around by heavy seas
I thought oil rigs were anchored to the seabed?
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6966. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Dying Light
#3 I like to agree with you binary person you know I do, but I have to say this was really exciting. Also could I ask the parkour people out there, because you are definitely the most experienced lot I could possibly ask, if it's safe to walk on the flat roof of my double garage, only I have a leak and a moss build up problem. I won't need to jump on as I have a ladder
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6967. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Earth opening during earthquake
Wasn't it actually man laid material that we were seeing cracking? I appreciate the actual ground beneath was also moving.
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6968. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Wheelie bar TV Commercial 1965
Alternative advert:- "Wheelie-Bar, about as cool as stabilizers on your very first bike. Practise fast getaways, because we guarantee that as soon as everyone in your neighbourhood realizers that only geeks need this product to do a wheelie, you will be beaten to a pulp. Wheelie-Bar only 13 dollars, special life saving quick removal tool just 14 dollars, while stocks last!! Wheelie-Bar the die with your bike product only from Sting Ray"
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6969. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video SpaceX Dragon Delivers Goods to ISS
It's a pity a space dragon can't deliver the plague to isis
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6970. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video A Cheesy Love Story
Well I for one will never buy Doritos again and I don't think I've ever bought any previously either the barstuards
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6971. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Hermit Crab changes shell
He's obviously left his ointment for getting rid of humans in his old shell
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6972. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Absolutely Anything
Like it, I like it, I Do do do! Now gimmy a biscuit...a black one...
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6973. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video A book collection nobody will ever read
#17 Only problem is that clones have to start off as babies again so you wouldn't remember a thing. You may as well imagine that you are already a clone of your previous self.
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6974. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Drunk Street marks in Russia
If I were guessing I would say either first day on the job or last day after winning the lottery.
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6975. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Questions
#10 See! even admin have you down as a girl lol (#14)
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6976. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video A master in his craft
#6 My second guess is that this is Italy (see reason above #5)
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6977. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video A book collection nobody will ever read
I've just finished reading it, turns out G did it.
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6978. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video A master in his craft
My guess is that this is Russia again. Considering how they drive, painting the lines at this speed before the rush hour is the only way this guy gets to live to the end of hit shift
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6979. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Unbelievable waiter cutting steak
I wouldn't want to be served by an 'Unbelievable waiter' "what's the soup of the day" "It's Dodo" "are you sure" "No it's actually Woolly Mammoth... from Venus"
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6980. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Unbelievable waiter cutting steak
#1 I'll do it for him "Er, doesn't matter how thin it is, it's still meat and that's just wrong Okay ..It's Wrong!!"
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6981. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video My first day with my drone.. couldn't have gone any better!
As soon as I saw that turn and the water I thought to myself, this isn't going to end well and I was wrong
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6982. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Questions
Kenuty was that you the third one on?
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6983. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Dog
This dog is more intelligent than the average Kenuty
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6984. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Beer Pong Robot
#3 And then predictable as ever Kenuty from Vietnam comes on and moans about it everyday Kenuty why don't we agree to disagree. We'll agree that you are a plonker and disagree that you aren't
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6985. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video “Slap her", children's reactions
#21 You wanna share some corn?
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6986. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video “Slap her", children's reactions
#19 You got me, my will is broken. I'll use snotr for my platform :- Okay I'm ashamed to say "I'm not gay" BUT you Binary person are a guy using the photograph of a hot girl (even with the glasses) (In fact they help) which makes you extremely strange or perhaps just cross gender?? Come on tell us, just how cross are you?
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6987. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Beer Pong Robot
You could tell it's nerve was going on that last shot, recon I could take it
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6988. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video “Slap her", children's reactions
#17 If it helps I have many more non gay friends and I know a few lesbians. I also drive fast cars & chase monkeys for a living (don't ask!) but I have weekends off and I am my own boss.
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6989. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Blind Limbo
That was brilliant.
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6990. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video “Slap her", children's reactions
#15 So you are gay, there is nothing wrong with that, I have many gay friends, thanks for clarifying though
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6991. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video This is How they Fish Piranhas in Brazil
They better get them out of that bowl pretty quick or they'll eat each other and they'll have to start fishing again I wonder if they have to do this every time they want to go swimming
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6992. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Unbelievable
It was the power of the cross at 0.15 (top left) that stopped him falling off.
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6993. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Aussies do the world's biggest burnout...ever !
#9 Do you think that might have something to do with the fact that you didn't get it? It wasn't really a joke, it was a medical fact and the fact that you have a gap in your biological knowledge, which incidentally I have now filled for you, might just save your life one day. Obviously if you are at a Worlds Biggest Burnout event at the time, you might want to get a second opinion
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6994. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video “Slap her", children's reactions
#13 And you are not even a female are you binary person.
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6995. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video "The Cup Song" - With Guns
#7 We've all been watching three low life murdering morons, slaughter fifteen people in Paris this week one of which was already on the floor helpless before he was shot in the head. So forgive us if we are a little tense this morning.
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6996. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video “Slap her", children's reactions
#(removed comment) oops lol. Yeah I do that a lot! Comment 10 was for #4
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6997. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video A Firework Lands Inside an Apartment
Did we really need to see this
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6998. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Aussies do the world's biggest burnout...ever !
#7 People about to have a stroke often smell burning rubber, reasonable point I think
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6999. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video “Slap her", children's reactions
#4 That really should go without saying. You are straying dangerously away from the fact that the majority (The vast majority) of domestic violence is against women. I know it happens in reverse but nowhere near as often. I actually know a guy who was in that very situation.
Sure there are some violent women out there. I'm not sure how not hitting a woman if she is threatening you with a weapon, makes you a scum? (you're not a pimp are you?) How about a bit of dialog to get her to put the weapon down, how about not threatening her in the first place to cause her to threaten you with a weapon. Maybe she feels she needs the weapon to even things out with the general balance of strength being on the male side.
Violence is never the answer, unfortunately these days it is often used instead of dialog, tolerance seems to be a thing of the past.
Sure there are some violent women out there. I'm not sure how not hitting a woman if she is threatening you with a weapon, makes you a scum? (you're not a pimp are you?) How about a bit of dialog to get her to put the weapon down, how about not threatening her in the first place to cause her to threaten you with a weapon. Maybe she feels she needs the weapon to even things out with the general balance of strength being on the male side.
Violence is never the answer, unfortunately these days it is often used instead of dialog, tolerance seems to be a thing of the past.
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7000. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Making of Wooden Shoes
I wonder if he sells them online, trouble is you would likely need a few fittings, the other trouble is that when they fit you would own a pair of wooden shoes
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7001. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video “Slap her", children's reactions
Just a note to anyone and everyone reading this. It is never okay to hit a woman, girl, or girlfriend. Irrespective of anything you may have seen or experianced in your own life growing up or on Tv or the movies.
You are not a man if you hit a female you are a pimp. Any pimps reading this you are the scum of the earth.
Any females reading this, if you are ever in a situation where you are being physically or indeed mentally abused by a male, boyfriend, husband or pimp, for goodness sake don't let it happen twice. Don't listen to apologies it will happen again, get out.
You are not a man if you hit a female you are a pimp. Any pimps reading this you are the scum of the earth.
Any females reading this, if you are ever in a situation where you are being physically or indeed mentally abused by a male, boyfriend, husband or pimp, for goodness sake don't let it happen twice. Don't listen to apologies it will happen again, get out.
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7002. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Kids Logic MK2 Magnetic Floating Iron Man
Hands up how many people were disappointed when they realised it wasn't about a metre long
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7003. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Aussies do the world's biggest burnout...ever !
I wonder how many people in the area thought they were having a stroke
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7004. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Toddler gets his head stuck in a gate
#3 If only that was always true
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7005. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Best pranks of 2014
I hope the pranks at a quarter past eight are better
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7006. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Love on first Sine
Polio
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7007. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Yasiel Puig Breaks His Bat on Check Swing
The most exciting thing to happen in America in a long time
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7008. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video OC Robotics
My guess is that these will be in Anne Summers by next Christmas
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7009. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Unreal Jenga knife shot
We're not worthy
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7010. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Stabilization of the night sky.
What an amazing world we live in Does anyone know what the music is?
Does anyone know what the music is?53
7011. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Ferrofluid sculpture
So that's how they make jewellery for Goths
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7012. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Stuart Scott's ESPYS Speech
Why was this guy not president? RIP887++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++723
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7013. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Insanely Pimped Out Cadillac Escalade
Kenuty is having the same modification in her SMART car, it'll be called the STUPID car
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7014. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video 1500' TV Tower
#(removed comment) #11 I didn't realise you were carrying over being a jerk into the new year
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7015. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video 1500' TV Tower
#9 It's seventeen and nine eights
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7016. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video 1500' TV Tower
#1#2 You are both wrong it's a TV Tower, he opened the lid and filled it with shite programmes for the next week
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7017. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Ronnie Russell Bowls a Perfect 300 Game
#6 Boring!
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7018. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Ronnie Russell Bowls a Perfect 300 Game
Okay so this is going to be unpopular but:- This is like watching Goran ivanisevic at Wimbledon England when he served all those aces. Facking Boring after a bit.
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7019. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Disassembling a Rolex
I really like this video and can't understand why anyone would give me negative feedback for saying so. This place is surreal man
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7020. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Best pranks of 2014
Need to fire your prank writers and get some new staff otherwise awful
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7021. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video No, That's Not A Turd In The Toilet
Did someone say flush! Would you honestly ever sit on that loo again knowing that it might have grabbed onto something on the way out and was on it's way back!! I've heard of a toilet duck but this is taking the pis* and the shi* and the occasional tampon.
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7022. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Pig Savors The Flavor Of His Treats
He has early onset of PPD Piggy Parkinson's disease
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7023. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Good Doggy
I thought a miniature pinscher was a five year old pick pocket
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7024. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Ambulance Drone
#8 Doesn't the person in the company, store, shop or office get a day off then? You're talking like these have been around forever? Surly these unit's with the defibrillators are new? Drones haven't been around that long either.
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7025. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Laser Cleaning with High Power Short Pulse Laser
#5 It's January It'll be Turkey I need one to clean my white board otherwise I've got to walk all around my desk
I need one to clean my white board otherwise I've got to walk all around my desk 53
7026. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Train engine turbo failure
Turbo train engine failure OR a Berliner practising for New Year
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7027. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video This is what new year in Berlin looks like
Perhaps it reminds them of those two wars they lost (come on then lets have the red down thumbs )
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7028. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Ambulance Drone
#5 If the administer is in sheer panic and a regular ambulance can't get there quickly then the patient is unlikely to survive anyway. Surly this can only increase their chances. I can see this working in conjunction with a regular ambulance not instead of. It needs the back up of internet and TV advertising type instructions to drill the process into everyone's mind. Get rid of a few shampoo adverts & we'll live. This is the future right here.
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7029. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video High speed bike crash
#5 No gymnasts watch snotr
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7030. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video High speed bike crash
#2 The recovery wasn't that incredible,7 plasters, arse graze cream, spinal blister ointment, wind replacement muff and a broken bike
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7031. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video A Kangaroo playing with a Rottweiler
#4 More likely a Rooweiler
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7032. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video North Sea Big Wave
#3 What if there weren't any poles on the ship? would you settle for a Russian or a Sweed.
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7033. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video A Kangaroo playing with a Rottweiler
The Roo is feeling for the weak spots in the rots head while seemingly just messing with its brain, ready for the big leg attack. By the way what is the guy filming this with a 1930's crank Cini camera?
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7034. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Baby tries to get bone from Golden Retriever
#7 Unfortunately it takes a lesson to learn. I'm not even going down the 'Might turn nasty route' although that is always a possibility. Sadly so many people get surprised by a dog that would 'never' bite anyone. In the case of this video it's likely to happen totally by accident, the dog is grinding down on a real piece of bone. Anything that comes between the bone and the teeth will be met with the same force, a child's finger would crush like a straw.
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7035. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Baby tries to get bone from Golden Retriever
This is actually a little silly on behalf of the parents. The retriever is obviously an extremely gentle creature as most are, But! if that baby got it's fingers anywhere near the chewing mechanism of the dog he would likely loose fingers instantly, it wouldn't be the dogs fault and it would be totally accidental but really dangerous all the same.
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7036. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Thank You Project
#8 You really are a plonker aren't you. I've now grown weary of your insignificance, take yourself away and shi*e
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7037. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How To Uncork Champagne with a 50 Cal.
Wonder what the stats are on gun related deaths in the same year
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7038. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Thank You Project
#4 It's an appreciation video and a thank you video from the person who had the amazing service from several teams of health service professionals and I totally agree with it, sh*t for brains. What it isn't is some kid paying a few thousand dollars off his parents mortgage because he made millions from an app and telling the world what a great deed he did (there is the agenda you are seeking) I am thankful that we are nearing the end of the year and your new school term will begin shortly, pay more attention next year Ken nutty boy
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7039. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Thank You Project
#1 As you are obviously referring to the comments on the "Paid off my parents mortgage and I want everyone to know" video. I would like to say that there is no comparison whatsoever with this lovely video. In this 'sue the ass off the medics whenever there is the chance to do so' society. It is both refreshing and slightly sad that these wonderful people do not get thanked more often. How wonderful for them to see the child 10 years on, well and whole and that Mum has also found happiness
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7040. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Son pays off his parents' mortgage as a Christmas present
#14 I've spent the last few minutes re-reading all your rants, comments, insults, and astrological threats and have come to the conclusion that you are a tosser. But like #15 I also accept your apology
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7041. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Murphy running into oven
#6 I don't think the owner could possibly have known this was going to happen, it was the dogs head that hit the oven not the ball.
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7042. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video First 10 minutes of Orions flight
uuummm Very nice
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7043. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Son pays off his parents' mortgage as a Christmas present
#5#6#7 You can all three of you go spin on a rough finger and #5 a warty thumb. You are making assumptions about people (ME) regarding giving,charity and falling comets. I likely give far more to charity for example than the three of you put together, I just don't have the need to post video's on Snotr to show what a nice guy I am or how much I love my parents.
If you think about it the only people that matter in this action are the parents. Have you looked how much 'Videoshop' has made in 2014 (look it up) then estimate the value of the house that the parents live in (you can look that up also) What are they in their 60's (ish). How much mortgage are they likely to have left at their age?
How many children out there also love their parents and would love to be able to make a gesture like this but can't get jobs or are earning £6 an hour and can barely support themselves!! How many parents out there are supporting their children because they can't pay their bills?? You don't see them posting video's on Snotr every week saying here's £30 for some electricity.
Enjoy your spins...
If you think about it the only people that matter in this action are the parents. Have you looked how much 'Videoshop' has made in 2014 (look it up) then estimate the value of the house that the parents live in (you can look that up also) What are they in their 60's (ish). How much mortgage are they likely to have left at their age?
How many children out there also love their parents and would love to be able to make a gesture like this but can't get jobs or are earning £6 an hour and can barely support themselves!! How many parents out there are supporting their children because they can't pay their bills?? You don't see them posting video's on Snotr every week saying here's £30 for some electricity.
Enjoy your spins...
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7044. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Bees turn house into a giant hive.
Serious stuff of film nightmares (B Movie of course) At lease they can sell the honey to pay for the repairs
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7045. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Murphy running into oven
Oven door glass, designed to withstand temperatures up to 180 degrees but not the head of a Murphy, but he's not bitter
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7046. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Son pays off his parents' mortgage as a Christmas present
#29 Lame theory, If he wanted to record it to see their reaction and treasure it when they pass away, he could have used his phone in video mode, transferred it to a permanent format and whallar! Folks have been making permanent records for 'PERSONAL' use for decades. I hate to agree with Binary girl but she's..he's right. The best gift is the one that you give anonymously. He'll likely inherit the F kin house anyway. Maybe the next video will be the one where he says "Mum and Dad I forgot to mention when I paid off the mortgage, the house became mine so as tenants I want the pair of you out by Tuesday". Iz aving me mates round for a par'ee!
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7047. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Jingle Bells sung while using a speech jammer
can you buy a speech jammer?
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7048. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Two guys ski wearing LED suits
60w 11 on the left 40w 9 on the right.
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7049. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Does your bathroom have a Time Machine?
Apparently a chain of fast food restaurants use this as a method of recycling. They also have a towel iron. Always check your paper towels for D.O.S 'Dried On Smegma' prior to use
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7050. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The real dough bending
I bet she's got hands like asbestos
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7051. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Kangaroo knocks drone down
I'm not in the least surprised with that racket, probably thought it was the queen Mosi
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7052. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video World's Master Carver
#4 They are cotton wool ball pliers. Designed and patented in 1973 by Philip Morris of Sunderland. Designed for checking impurities in Wool balls before packaging.
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7053. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Riding 150mph with no helmet !
A crash at that speed with all the gear on, isn't going to look very pretty on the inside. Admittedly the leathers would probably keep all the broken bones from rolling all over the road. It might also take a while to find his head still inside the helmet in one of the fields, but it would prevent him from spitting.
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7054. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video World's Master Carver
My guess is that this is going to take a whole tree to perfect your first set of pliers. A very tall whole tree
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7055. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Incredible Spinner Illusion!
The work of the Devil me thinks
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7056. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Guy narrates random people's lives in various public places
#7 Story time. He though his final comment on this subject would be number 9....He couldn't count
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7057. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Great Recovery
#7 He's someone who goes to a gym der!
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7058. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video This cat is crazy!
#10 That looks like a job for Ted the glazer
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7059. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Writing on Water
This video needed a long shot at the end. The finished piece needed a 1/10 from teacher and a must try harder
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7060. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Omen
This instrument looks like what you would end up with if you had a crazy idea for an instrument and lots of spare parts you needed to get rid of before you went into liquidation.
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7061. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Excited puppy spots its owner
I only spotted his owners legs and I was doing a similar thing
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7062. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Radical New Umbrella Concept Uses Air To Block Rain
You are all being very negative about this. I for one like the idea. It's seldom that you spend more than 30 minutes under a brolly, usually it's a couple of minutes then into a shop, bank or car. I can see that early designs could be quite bulky but imagine it getting down to the width of a walking stick, a bit of cleaver air tech and it won't drench other pedestrians. With a few feet of pole to play with (some of us are just born lucky) I can't see why the battery limitation need to be an issue. It's a yes please from me
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7063. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Puberty...
#1 Not going well is it binary person(GUY) My suggestion for what it's worth for the New Year....
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7064. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Coffee
Tis a joy to be held in a coffee cup,
and joyous indeed to be seen,
forget about coco, hot chocolate and tea,
much better to sip from a bean.
I'm a poet and didn't know I was one
and joyous indeed to be seen,
forget about coco, hot chocolate and tea,
much better to sip from a bean.
I'm a poet and didn't know I was one
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7065. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Somewhere in Africa ...
My guess is that there isn't an insurance company to phone here. A bit of digging out was required prior to the towing/snapping.
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7066. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video This cat is crazy!
People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw cats
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7067. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Great Recovery
It was being filmed because three guys fell off cross trainers and one off an exercise bike further back in the gym. The babe is paid by NHS direct to wander around causing havoc to test ambulance response times. She didn't get paid for the one in the film as he didn't break anything hence the icy stare of disbelief. "medication time, coming nurse"
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7068. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Russian ship sinking in Arctics. October, 2014
#3 Of course, everyone was plastic!! Why would you ask that
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7069. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Russian ship sinking in Arctics. October, 2014
A similar thing happened in my bath on Tuesday. Damm those Uboats.
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7070. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Police backseat passenger has a gun....
#3 Would you prefer to live in a world without them?
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7071. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video It burns
#12 #13 Charming fellows, makes me glad to be a hen
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7072. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Dad will always be there
Wasn't she disqualified?
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7073. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video It burns
She's going to have to watch her own ass after this lol
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7074. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Dog has the discipline of a Samurai
#5 How would you know that
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7075. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Dog has the discipline of a Samurai
Anyone else looking at this video and wondering if you could balance something on the guys nose?
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7076. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Derby the dog: Running on 3D Printed Prosthetics
#8 Turn your fricking volume up boy
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7077. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Active Ice Flow Footage
This guy needs to get in more. Most of the trees that were snapping like twigs were twigs. If he wanted to make an interesting video he'd have been stood on a surf board waiting for that little ripper
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7078. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Deer bike collision
#7 Yeah apart from the one who hit the bike, who now likes to be called Rudolf the Bloody nosed, three legged, one eyed reindeer
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7079. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Birth of a Snowflake
#7 So its a pre anti snowman! The most dangerous and cunning type.. Has a vibrater for a nose and smokeless coal for it's eyes.. No buttons either they are Johnny walker whisky lids.... On a serious note #6 Bella I would love to be a snowman, I'm just a little over qualified or I'd be in your garden now.
On a serious note #6 Bella I would love to be a snowman, I'm just a little over qualified or I'd be in your garden now. 53
7080. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Dude powerkicks the arcade game
#9 oh I see irony, my favourite metal
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7081. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Giant tortoise rescues overturned comrade
This is obviously a gay possessive Tortoise. Every time he nips to the shops he tips his partner onto his back so he knows exactly where he'll be when he gets back.
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7082. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Derby the dog: Running on 3D Printed Prosthetics
If every person in the world thought the way this lady does, the world would be sorted.
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7083. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Gift wrapping in Japan
Incidentally this video was used by H.R in the dismissal of this worker who was caught wrapping his Christmas presents when he should have been working.
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7084. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Sergeant Stubbs ( double Amputee ) learning to Skateboard again.
#10 That will be a "I don't have a solution" answer then I guess. For the record that's not how you spell Dustman either.
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7085. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Birth of a Snowflake
Do you think it will grow up to be a Snowman
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7086. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Dude powerkicks the arcade game
It's a shame it wasn't shown at full speed instead of twice slowed down. A great show kick but totally agree with #4 in a competition fight an opponent with a similar level of skill would have been a couple of feet away. I used to do karate years ago and once attended a competition fight between Shotokan karate and lets say a more showy leg based style (You probably know the one) on three occasions the showy guys were decked mid kick by a direct single punch. Save this stuff for Hollywood and arcades.
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7087. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Koalas fighting
Dear Santa..Look I know this is getting a bit repetitive but that second list I gave you.. Well I've been thinking.....
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7088. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Christmas Surprise Traffic Stop
#16 There is a book called "How to make friends and influence people" Add it to your Christmas list
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7089. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Guy narrates random people's lives in various public places
Entertaining But!... Some of these were staged
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7090. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Sergeant Stubbs ( double Amputee ) learning to Skateboard again.
#7 I guess once the planes have been hijacked and flown into civilian buildings and trains and buses with innocent passengers have been blown up and aid workers are beheaded with their hands tied behind their backs and 140 innocent children are shot and killed in their own school it's a sign that your enemy is not up for communication. If you have a solution to stop all this I'm sure the world is all ears. I have not, just saying...
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7091. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Laser Weapon System (LaWS)
The future is bright very f kin bright
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7092. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Sergeant Stubbs ( double Amputee ) learning to Skateboard again.
Typical! you get a video of a double amputee trying to use a skateboard and the idiot brigade turn the COMMENTS section into slating America. Some really dumb comments here as well "war on Poverty" (as already mentioned by #4) #3 your comments make no sense what so ever War is what happens when the talking hasn't worked or when the opposing conversationalists are too brain washed (usually in an excuse for a religion) to hold a conversation. IRMC
War is what happens when the talking hasn't worked or when the opposing conversationalists are too brain washed (usually in an excuse for a religion) to hold a conversation. IRMC 53
7093. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Psychological experiment
#13 Here is a time travel experiment. I've come back from the future to ask you to put the bag on
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7094. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Submarine Sandwich by PES
Oh I get i....No I don't!
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7095. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Car Crashes Time 4
6:55 Aston Martin sell their ejector seat to Russian Sports car company...... 7:45 Now remember look left, right and left again (AND LEFT AGAIN!!!!)
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7096. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Reactive Quadcopter
Dear Santa...Please ignore my previous list
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7097. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Joe the Barber
Bless you Joe
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7098. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Christmas Surprise Traffic Stop
Did anyone notice how the presents got progressively more expensive as word got round. 1) Lego 2) Games..... 5) LCD TV. You didn't see the end of the video, that was the guy with the Ferrari catalogue shot in the head in his Smart car
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7099. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Gift wrapping in Japan
All very well but half the presents people wrap aren't a perfect box shape. I'll like to see how they wrap a heart shaped box or some random stuffed parrot.
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7100. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How to Get to Mars
#4 Was it you?
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7101. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How to Get to Mars
This is a mock up right?
Has anyone else got picture of a semi naked woman with red stilettos showing her ass with a play button symbol over her right buttock to the right of this comment section? Or am I the only lucky one?
Has anyone else got picture of a semi naked woman with red stilettos showing her ass with a play button symbol over her right buttock to the right of this comment section? Or am I the only lucky one?
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7102. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Great Horned Owl Goes for a Swim
#10 you are just jealous that it's an owl swimming and not an eagle
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7103. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Beachgoers save dead pregnant shark's pups and lead them to their first swim
#2 How can it it's dead
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7104. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Extreme Low Pass
I once had a house on a flight pass. I remember one day a plane flew so low over my house and the stewardess told me to sit down.
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7105. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Dog Fetch Fails
Great video, dogs are human's greatest achievement
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7106. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video ORION
Make it so
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7107. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video EXTREME BARBIE JEEP RACING 2014
It would have been a whole lot better if they had Barbie Girl lookalikes competing
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7108. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Launch of NASA's Orion deep-space capsule
#7 Picky picky picky.. Binary person strikes again (I'm told you are actually an ugly guy using a cute girly picture) I'm surprised they didn't make a film called Saturn V 13
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7109. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Rottweiler loves cat so much
I don't think the cat loves the rotteiller, it's concentrating on not having it's eye squeezed out
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7110. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Great Horned Owl Goes for a Swim
#7 My work here is done
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7111. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Great Horned Owl Goes for a Swim
#4 Or are butterfly's actually doing owl strokes?
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7112. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Launch of NASA's Orion deep-space capsule
It's very nice but it doesn't look like a proper rocket does it. The Apollo's were proper rockets, one's you would be fine having in your garage when your mates came around. This is more like three Volvo v70 estates strapped together pointing upwards. Personally I would rather get half way to mars in a cool looking rocket than all the way in a boring one.
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7113. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Bang party in Taiwan
I guess you had to be there
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7114. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Joaquin Phoenix Slams Walmart for Supporting Sickening Cruelty to Pigs
#2 Well as I'm sure you know Walmart is ASDA in the UK. Makes you wonder how different the treatment of these poor creatures are than in the USA. I do find it staggering that the chairmen of companies like these can stand up in front of their shareholders at the AGM's knowing that this is part of where their profits come from. Walmart shareholders should make a stand as should the bosses of Walmart. You are trading in blood money and it's shameful. A pox on you all.
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7115. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Time Trap (Short Film)
I could see this running and running. Absolutely superb!!!!
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7116. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video For Jupiter
Snuff said
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7117. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Spraying Dye Around Ocean Sponges
That's all we need, dye reliant sponges with lung cancer
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7118. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video World's cheapest speaker
#2 Billy Clinton is more expensive
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7119. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video World's cheapest speaker
Would have been nice to hear something recognisable through the finished article
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7120. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Wanderers - a short film by Erik Wernquist
I like it and I wait along with the wanderers
I would also like to ask Snotr a Question? Over the last few months I have noticed several video's have mysteriously disappearing from the site. The most recent was last week, the video about the angry guy at the Thanks Giving table, when he tipped the table over with the turkey etc. The other video that comes to mind was a few months back, it was a video of the launch of a NASA rocket close up? Also is anyone else getting annoying pop ups to the right of the screen telling you that you have security issues etc?
I would also like to ask Snotr a Question? Over the last few months I have noticed several video's have mysteriously disappearing from the site. The most recent was last week, the video about the angry guy at the Thanks Giving table, when he tipped the table over with the turkey etc. The other video that comes to mind was a few months back, it was a video of the launch of a NASA rocket close up? Also is anyone else getting annoying pop ups to the right of the screen telling you that you have security issues etc?
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7121. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video A master of his craft!
#(removed comment) You do kno... Oh I can't be arsed
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7122. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video HammerTime
#7 A Big Claw hammer
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7123. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Car Crashes Time 3
A set of rules for driving in Russia, Ukraine etc.
1) When buying a new car, take a crowbar to the windscreen to save time, and to let it blend in with all the other cars.
2) If a car stops in front of you, best action is to run into the back of it, as swerving round it will always result in a collision that you won't be expecting.
3) If the choice is run into the back of another car or (Option b) run into a pedestrian waiting for a bus, go with the first option.
4) If there is snow on the ground (as lets face it there usually is) GO FECKING SLOW AS YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO STOP, STEER,OR AVOID THE OTHER IDIOTS, YOU IDIOT!!)
5) Never, Ever, Ever, Ever, EVER! get on a motorbike or bicycle in these countries. Life expectation is around 27 minutes (on a Sunday)
6) This is the most important rule of all:- When using a camera to record the twenty or thirty accidents that you are going to be either directly involved in or at least witness to per day, Make sure the microphone is working as Countries that know how to drive properly only get around 50% of the enjoyment watching the accidents when there is no sound.
1) When buying a new car, take a crowbar to the windscreen to save time, and to let it blend in with all the other cars.
2) If a car stops in front of you, best action is to run into the back of it, as swerving round it will always result in a collision that you won't be expecting.
3) If the choice is run into the back of another car or (Option b) run into a pedestrian waiting for a bus, go with the first option.
4) If there is snow on the ground (as lets face it there usually is) GO FECKING SLOW AS YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO STOP, STEER,OR AVOID THE OTHER IDIOTS, YOU IDIOT!!)
5) Never, Ever, Ever, Ever, EVER! get on a motorbike or bicycle in these countries. Life expectation is around 27 minutes (on a Sunday)
6) This is the most important rule of all:- When using a camera to record the twenty or thirty accidents that you are going to be either directly involved in or at least witness to per day, Make sure the microphone is working as Countries that know how to drive properly only get around 50% of the enjoyment watching the accidents when there is no sound.
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7124. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How to Make a Safe and Reusable Firecracker
#13 Where?
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7125. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How to Make a Safe and Reusable Firecracker
#10 It's a real coincidence that the reason you gave was incorrect for exactly the same reason only in reverse. In Hen you need a minimum of four digits. Quack quack quack quack quack quack!!! I the winner you're the loser quack quack!!
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7126. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How to Make a Safe and Reusable Firecracker
#7 Apologies I wasn't actually thinking, the mixed pellet and corn just arrived and as I'm due to lay shortly I needed to eat. None of your numbers are binary as you need representation in a minimum of four digits. Incidentally I am working on a new super computer which is going to make all laptops, pc's and mac obsolete. I'm using a new form of Binary using 2's and 3's with occasional 7's. It will be instantly at least twice as fast.
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7127. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How to Make a Safe and Reusable Firecracker
#5 I'm on the same planet just a different coop, but I do know binary when I see it
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7128. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Fanuc Robots set up to pack batteries
Just out of shot on the far right (probably German) is the AMUTB Robot (Annoying Mix Up The Battery's Robot) She,(had to be a she) shuffles all the battery's from the straight loop belt and keeps peeking over to the other two pissing herself laughing
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7129. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How to Make a Safe and Reusable Firecracker
#3 1010010010101 certainly is binary on this planet
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7130. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video World's Simplest Electric Train
#4 I thought you might...........Trouble is they don't make square springs
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7131. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Dynamic Facade
I would only have them if they played that music when they operated. Great design
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7132. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How to Make a Safe and Reusable Firecracker
#(removed comment) Binary person we meet again, you complaining, me putting you right. He's a funny guy okay, you don't get him and you didn't get him last time. Trust me it's a guy thing not sophisticated enough for the female mind, so don't worry your pretty little head about it.
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7133. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video This 77-year-old grandma can lift more than you
L I F T Lift
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7134. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Kid gets some serious air at the skate park on his bike... Doesn't stick the landing
The only thing wrong with this video is that it wasn't packaged together with videos of lots of other kids crushing their knackers
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7135. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How to climb trees without branches (and get back down quickly)
I could see one of these at Alto Towers
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7136. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video A Japanese Artist Paints 3D Goldfish That You Might Think They Are Real!
Obviously a very talented artist But! at the risk of being negatised (made up word) he could have no control over the drips of paint in the final section of the large painting, which wasn't so great. So the question is who gets the credit for the finished piece? just the artist or the artist and gravity?
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7137. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Ski Nutshot
That guy needs a stitch and a cold compress
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7138. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Really cool wood cutting machine
Yes anything to quicken up the removal trees from our planet..Great you can hear all the lumberjacks in the background saying "I'll get my coat" and the Lyre birds practising a new song
you can hear all the lumberjacks in the background saying "I'll get my coat" and the Lyre birds practising a new song 53
7139. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Strange and Amazing Cover of Total Eclipse of the Heart
X facter 2015 I think
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7140. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video First Ever Footage Of Terrifying Deep-Sea Animal
My theory of reincarnation is we all become one of these. Incidentally my theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
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7141. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Schlieren Optics
Practical applications?
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7142. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Touch Technique simultaneously on 2 guitars
I bet he can't do that with a plectrum or even two
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7143. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Driving In Russia
Are there more accidents or more camera's in Russia or just both
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7144. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Amazing SpiderDad
The little guy will never forget that, Brilliant
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7145. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video This 12 year old can teach all of us something .....
#4 WTF are you talking about Fishdog. Mine was not a negative comment at all, I said "Incredible Guy" which he is! the continuation of my comment was aimed at those fully able bodied people who moan about trivial things and perhaps shouldn't!!
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7146. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Overhauling an Airbus A380
So planes are really airfix
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7147. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Poo Bus is here !
Imagine the driver when it brakes down "Okay everyone we've run out of gas so if you could all lift up your seat take the emergency enema's I'm gonna pass round and then take a dump"
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7148. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Dad narrates students walking and slipping on ice
Am I the only one who went through the following emotions while watching this video:-
1) This is just wrong man, watching and laughing!
2) Hey now come on instead of sitting there laughing get out and warn them.
3) I really hope that kid doesn't fall, Yeah didn't got one wrong hah.
4) Actually you know that one shouldn't have been going so fast.
4) Come on come on where's the next group
5) Hah now that was funny...Oh and his mate fell over too!!
6) I think this next one might just...ah no he didn't shit
7) Kin hilarious, the chunky one can't get up
8) Ah no! the end of the tape!.. come on do a bit more, do more
1) This is just wrong man, watching and laughing!
2) Hey now come on instead of sitting there laughing get out and warn them.
3) I really hope that kid doesn't fall, Yeah didn't got one wrong hah.
4) Actually you know that one shouldn't have been going so fast.
4) Come on come on where's the next group
5) Hah now that was funny...Oh and his mate fell over too!!
6) I think this next one might just...ah no he didn't shit
7) Kin hilarious, the chunky one can't get up
8) Ah no! the end of the tape!.. come on do a bit more, do more
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7149. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Japanese Flip Book
Can you buy these in the Uk?
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7150. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Dizzy Turkey
Its a shame that the actual dizzy part of the video was out of shot, Dizzy camera man
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7151. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video This 12 year old can teach all of us something .....
Incredible guy, shame on those who moan for no good reason.
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7152. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Church band leader loses it and smashes his guitar!
This was the moment he became radicalised and joined Isis. Umm -1 after a couple of hours. Isis obviously watch snotr
Umm -1 after a couple of hours. Isis obviously watch snotr 53
7153. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video World's Worst Maintained Railroad
If I had a train there is no way I would take it down that piece of track. It could ruin my tyres.
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7154. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video A lift at an university broke down, trapping 9 drunk people
Shouldn't they have been singing "Love in an elevator" same band?
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7155. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Dad cracks up while scolding kids for making a huge mess with paint
My daughter did a similar thing around the same age with a yellow highlighter pen in the master bedroom. She delicately highlighted all the buttons on the bedside telephones all the perfume and aftershave bottle labels were given the same treatment. The edge of the wardrobe doors as well as the cupboard doors the telephone wall sockets, the door handles and the edge of the window ledge. She actually did it very carefully and for a while every time I went in the bedroom it looked like when you have looked at the sun for too long.
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7156. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Grand theft GoPro
#8 Oh don't you worry, I'll let you know, just bring me the Frenchman
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7157. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Juggling in a cone
I predict that in the year 2014, probably on a Wednesday, I'm guessing the 19th of November, he'll be doing this again on snotr only with balls that light up. Woooooooo!
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7158. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Tiny Hamsters Share Thanksgiving Dinner With Rat And Rabbit
#3 Because that's what happens at Christmas der!
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7159. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Grand theft GoPro
That squirrel had promise as a Gopro film maker until she dropped the camera. Now a guy squirrel would have had a better grip. Of course the guy who stole it second won't get very far as he's on video! So if anyone see's a strange French looking guy wearing glasses and a hat using my GoPro please make a citizen arrest and get the GoPro back to me via Snotr
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7160. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video What would you do if you saw this in person?
What a spectacle, once in a lifetime
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7161. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Tiny Hamsters Share Thanksgiving Dinner With Rat And Rabbit
Vermin around the table, must be Christmas
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7162. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Catching Birds With The Slingshot (Rubber Based Net Gun)
My feeling is that the net would need to be considerably bigger and you would need to know exactly what area it is going to cover. You are only going to get one shot even with an injured bird. It needs some kind of square range sight finder that corresponds to the area of the ground that the net is going to cover.
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7163. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Sorry! The commander said to park it here!
Entire mission's hashish haul bites the dust.
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7164. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Firework Fail
They could do with a few of those in that border town of Turkey. A little too much of that turn right gunpowder in that one
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7165. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Ever Seen A Clam Lick (Or Kick) Salt?
#2 When I used to know you, you wouldn't say boo to a goose..You've certainly come out of your shell
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7166. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Bath Time for Baby Sloths
I want a baby sloth, I really want one, I do I do! WILL SOMEONE in the management team GO GET ME A BABY SLOTH.
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7167. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Sorry! The commander said to park it here!
As there were several other Ospreys 'Parked' in the same spot I wouldn't call it a fail at all
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7168. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Dji. Death fails
Detail was Death-taking
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7169. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Smoker Steam Train Engine
Half expected all the neighbours to appear when he blew his whistle
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7170. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video What Is The Dark Web?
#6 I removed your minus 1 as I didn't want you to get all negative again lol The Chicken
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7171. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Emotional Toddler
Oh my goodness, the power of films and they say they have no effect of kids
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7172. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video A little lesson in camouflage
#4 Not that often these days
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7173. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Base Jumper Gets Slingshotted Off Cliff Like Angry Bird
That was like a ha ha ha I'm not going to die yet again...What was with the feathers? lol
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7174. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How to Make a Taser (Stun Gun)
#5 No Binary girl it's not a fake photo I am a chicken
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7175. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How to Make a Taser (Stun Gun)
#(removed comment) Having read some of your previous comments I am coming to the conclusion that you have neither the capacity to learn nor a sense of humour. If you are not a guy using a photograph of a girl the only thing in your favour at the minute is that you look quite cute
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7176. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Demonstrating Rosetta’s Philae lander on the ISS
Damm difficult as we now know
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7177. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Loose Skin
#3 Not helpful muppet!! To John, totally the right attitude and good luck for the future. I'm as far from gay as you can get but just to say you are a good looking guy.
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7178. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Orana Wildlife Park Lion Experience
Am I the only one, who kinda hoped, just a little bit, that the people would get pee'd on from above.
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7179. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Ever wondered why Yogi Bear had a collar?
Thanks for that Bob.
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7180. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Messing with a "Microsoft" scammer in a VM
I would have liked him to have found the scammers home address, gone round and set fire to his face.
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7181. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Corn Gears
Football boots on a corn pitch or a really cool roller skate rink
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7182. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Guy finds a nice surprise in his can of soda
Someone is going to be getting a lifetime supply of bolts er I mean fizzy drinks.
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7183. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video annoying student
#45 I like it just the way it is. This on the spot retribution was normal back in the 70's. All this suing crap !!
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7184. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video A katana fight between two ABB robots
Incredible accuracy at the tip
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7185. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How to make a sycamore whistle
Makes you wonder who first came up with this. Was it an accident? was it a development of something else? Was someone just bored?
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7186. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Otter pup learning to swim
Ah don't you just love beaver
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7187. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Bird Sounds Exactly Like a Laser Gun
#8 it does now, but it didn't
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7188. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Caucho Man
#2 It's 'an'
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7189. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Bird Sounds Exactly Like a Laser Gun
Pretty sure this is going to be in Australia as there was a cuckaboro in the rep towards the end. That would make this the Lyre bird. The best mimic of the bird world. There was a tragic piece of film of one of these that was mimicking perfectly the sound of the chainsaws closing in on the forest that would ultimately destroy the birds habitat
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7190. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Very informative lockpicking video, with a cut-away lock
#3#5 Go buy a cordless drill? lets assume your wallet and key to your bike lock are inside the house and all you have in your pocket is a pick and a tension bar. I'm preferring his method again
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7191. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Microwaved Glo-Stick Explodes In Kid's Face
Aye Aye Jack. Yee won't be a doing that again in a urry will yee me lad
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7192. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Man saves a squirrel trapped on rocks in rapids
Excellent squirrel saving Dude
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7193. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Adorable Boston Bruins Fan Fist Bumps the Whole Team Before Panthers Game
Looks like downs the most gentle form of a human being there is.
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7194. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Crazy Selfie From Hong Kong Skyscraper
I couldn't do that, I get the lemming feeling in situations of height. I feel like I'd possibly throw myself off. Horrible feeling! Same reason I wouldn't go up in a baloon
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7195. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Earth Engine Timelapse
The date change is a bit confusing. But all in all yes we're ucked
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7196. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video A cat runs down a door
#8 Nonsense!! When did you last hear of panic in a croissant shop!
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7197. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How playing an instrument benefits your brain
I knew that
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7198. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Timelapse of Sunspot AR 2192
Noisy sod, Really glad I don't live next door to that
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7199. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video A car door adjustment at Russian Renault factory
I guess it's a case of 'Don't Knock it until you've tried it' like eating shit, a trillion billion quadzillion million FLYS can't be wrong
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7200. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The Unearthly Scenery of Dallol, Ethiopia
Where are all the monkeys? and No Macdonald's Why? Why? I say
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7201. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video A cat runs down a door
#2#3 I'm not new to Snotr, do have a sense of humour and unable to read the comments of the newby as they have been removed. My pennies worth for what they are worth are that I don't think it's especially funny to see a cat smash it's head on a clear glass door opening out onto a pavement. I'm pretty sure that in the UK the shop would be contravening health and safety issues as it is just as likely that a person, child could be running along the pavement and smash their faces against the same. A door of that size should be opening inwards anyway.
For Admin to be bringing Isis into this rebuff is just weird and by the way Admin there are two H's in wich 'which'.
For Admin to be bringing Isis into this rebuff is just weird and by the way Admin there are two H's in wich 'which'.
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7202. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Romanian TV Host's Ladder Demonstration Fail
I mean which producer ok'ed this stunt. Climbing up a ladder on a shiny floor held up by two women. WTF did they think was going to happen?
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7203. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Two Lumberjacks Nearly Killed On The Job
Just lucky it didn't happen at normal speed
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7204. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Turbine powered RC Jet 440 MPH Speed Guinness World Record 2013
Imagine if that shot up your arse
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7205. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video GaffGun
I was just saying it needed a longer handle when they must have heard me. Guess this is the end of the Gaffer Boys.
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7206. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How to Get Out of a Ticket
Try that in the UK and John Cleese will beat you to death with the tree branch.
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7207. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Two Lumberjacks Nearly Killed On The Job
#7 Sure! you okay sharing needles
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7208. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video This guy has some talent right there
Maybe but really glad he doesn't live next door to me
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7209. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Two Lumberjacks Nearly Killed On The Job
#3 Or he was practising for his up and coming part in Batman returns 12, where Batman hits him with the bat mobile and launches him into the air where he crashes into a tree, knocking Robin (who was sitting on eggs in the nest at the top of the tree)off the nest and leaves him dangling a bit.
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7210. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Meteor explosion Milky Way Time Lapse
It's a jolly good job that our force field was in operation.
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7211. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Brave mongoose hunts Cobra on the road
They probably do that every time a bus stops, while a monkey sneaks on the bus and steels all the iPhone's.
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7212. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Japanese secret box
Just imagine how stupid burglars must be in Japan..."I'll try for another twenty minutes then I'm getting out of here....without the box"
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7213. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video A different way to visualize rhythm
I wonder what shape the wheel is for people who have no rhythm. I'm thinking circatrangle. Or maybe hexoblosquareanglesphere I've got one of the latter on one corner of my car, it enables me to park my car vertically but only occasionally when the car is out of fuel or when the tax runs out in a blizzard
Or maybe hexoblosquareanglesphere I've got one of the latter on one corner of my car, it enables me to park my car vertically but only occasionally when the car is out of fuel or when the tax runs out in a blizzard 53
7214. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Classical orchestra eating the worlds hottest chili peppers while playing 'Tango Jalousie'
What a stupid concept 'Monty python 1975'
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7215. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Bad Skater Has A Worse Friend
Warter... bandages.. needle...thread...ambulance...
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7216. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Antique Lighter Needs No Flint And Makes No Sparks
Cool... I mean hot
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7217. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Open a Master Padlock With a Beer Can
#4 In that case don't show all the detail of how the key is made, just that it can be.
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7218. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Gaylectrified
#2 The title says he is or nearly was
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7219. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Open a Master Padlock With a Beer Can
I'm sure all the ToeRag bike thieves who watch snort will be reaching for the can and scissors already. Thanks for sharing this Snotr
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7220. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Roadblock Fail
#(removed comment) WTF are you talking about. These weren't strikers they were Muggers, if they had managed to stop the car there would likely be several dead bodies on the side of the road from inside the car. I'm guessing your last line should have read intelligent enough to turn 'Round'?
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7221. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video How Laser Tattoo Removal Works
Superb video. Definitely smarter than I was Nine minutes and thirty eight seconds ago.
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7222. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Roadblock Fail
#(removed comment) Any idea what would have happened to the occupants of the car had it been forced to stop?
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7223. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Golf Trick Shots | Legendary Shots
The outtakes are not even in the same month
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7224. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Clingy pandas don’t want their medicine
Come on Snotr check your titles
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7225. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video This guy handles the G force test like a boss
I was doing that with him, snapped all my stomach strings, think my technique needs a tweek. Top job
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7226. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video YouTuber shows many "Hood Prank" videos on YouTube have a high possibility of being fake
Didn't he just get thrown to the floor in the closing video?
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7227. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video The artwork of a very expensive handmade wristwatch
#13 Second off, The accuracy of watches these days is totally irrelevant unless you are an astronaut. A 99p digital watch will give you any amount of precision and accuracy that you are ever going to need. The watch in the video at 2.5 million dollars is a statement for anyone that buys it that they have too much money and would rather spend it on a piece of bling than do something useful with it like help some of the poor Basta*ds who have none. In my opinion the best thing about this watch is the video of it being made. The end product is big, bulky and tasteless.
If Mrs Nickk you have created this account to tell everyone that their opinions are wrong then you are missing totally the point of opinions and in this case (your first) showing yourself to be Dick. Welcome to Snotr
If Mrs Nickk you have created this account to tell everyone that their opinions are wrong then you are missing totally the point of opinions and in this case (your first) showing yourself to be Dick. Welcome to Snotr
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7228. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Motorcyclist rescues girl from car
Why is it whenever I rescue someone from an upside down car on a motorway, she's a ugly as sin or a feller or both
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7229. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Ever wondered how massive a termite queen really is?
Just imagine the mess if you took a hammer to it!! Not that I'm condoning hammer attacks on large heavily pregnant termites. I'm sure she'll be a great mother and roll model
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7230. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Giant wolf spider
The Wolverine of the spider world
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7231. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Tom and Jerry at MGM by the John Wilson Orchestra
#3 Another night of nightmares thanks a lot
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7232. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Size doesn't matter when it comes to Food!
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. The puppy has little man syndrome big time
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7233. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Tom and Jerry at MGM by the John Wilson Orchestra
FANTASTIC!! Those where the days
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7234. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Stephen Hawking impressed by David Blaine's trick
Does anyone know how he did it?
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7235. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Plutonium
Did anyone else get side tracked when Big Hair Man was talking and instead watched the logo on the two screens behinds him, as it jumped from one screen to the other. Probably caused by plutonium
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7236. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Monster gold nugget discovered in Butte foothills
It's a big nugget for sure but I think this day and age $400.000 is being a little over bigged up. It's little more than an average house in the UK.
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7237. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Man saves bald eagle
#1 #6 Something tells me you have your own private fan club, 17 thumbs up and 8 thumbs up for two boring comments. Come on snotarians
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7238. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Smooth Technique to pull a tooth out with dental floss
Now in the UK that would be classed as abuse, no child should have to put up with that haircut
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7239. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Never knew how cute porcupines sound!
There is another porky pine video like this on snort from months ago with a really young Porky super cute.
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7240. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Woman fails extinguisher training
She's going to have white powder up her nose for weeks. Wonder how any times she'll get arrested?
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7241. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Is War Over? — A Paradox Explained
#6 Really glad you didn't
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7242. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video This is the Coolest perspective you'll get for a plane landing...
#5 Maybe you should just stay up there then
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7243. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Close call for "Darwin award"
I would guess that the conversation when the guy got out of the car halfway through went something like. "Babe I know it looks bad, but the damage is all at the ends, your Dad probably won't even notice. Now if we had flipped the car over we would be in the sh*t"
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7244. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Making A Rocket With Sugar And Kitty Litter
Seems like a nice guy
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7245. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Close call for "Darwin award"
I mean where did it go and why did it come back??
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7246. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video FPV Racing - Crash Session
Now give them little missiles and lasers and you can take my money too.
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7247. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Unveiling a Real-Life Hoverboard
"The future is light, the future is floating"
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7248. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago on video Fairchild XC-120 Packplane
Almost 'Thunderbird Two' but not quite
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7249. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Crazy Goat
I think the guy just asked him directions to the pig pen and he's saying "First you go up the road on the left to the tee junction...Then you take a sharp right.... Then ask another goat, but be careful some of us are a bit crazy" play it again it works perfectly
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7250. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Robber owned by Bus Driver
On the spot clubbing
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7251. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video How Fast Do Burgers Age?
What a pointless test. You buy a burger, ten minutes later it doesn't exist because you have eaten it. What on earth do we need to know what condition it would be in if you took it home for a month?
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7252. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Oh, so that's the "real" purpose of tuning keys on a guitar !
Google (there are other search engines, right) 'The Perc u lator' or 'Roundabout' by Eric Roche to see how this style should really be played.
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7253. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Last fluent speaker of the Wukchumni language
#1 At first I thought what the heck, does it really matter. There is no point in keeping a dead language alive, let it die with the old lady. Then as the film progressed I thought No this is really important, this is a link to a history of human kind that should be kept. Maybe it won't be necessary for anyone to learn to speak it, but having a record like this is really important. By the way where's the bag?
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7254. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Saving a Cat from Falling
Reminds me of the old Joke of the old guy hanging out of the bedroom window in a house that is on fire. On the street below a group of youths are holding a blanket and telling him to jump. "Come on Granddad jump" they say. "No way" say's the old feller, "I don't trust you young people, if I jump you'll run away, Put the Blanket on the pavement, then I'll jump"
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7255. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Why Britain uses separate hot and cold taps
If you have a cold water storage tank in the loft (The sort that dead rats and pigeons like) doesn't that feed the cold taps in the bathroom anyway?
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7256. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Town's old water tower dropped for salvage
#5 Perhaps it was empty! just saying
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7257. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Ralley car in Italy flips over fans watching
No one was hurt but the Italian branch of Marks and Spencers sold fifteen extra pairs of underpants that day.
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7258. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Fastest Gun in the World?
So how fast is the guy who is the fastest now, who's actually alive? How did this guy die? Was he shot in the back? cos that's how they all die! Or did he find a way of being even quicker by firing before he took the gun out of the holster? Or was it a heart attack or something?
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7259. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Arbor Skateboards - Burn It Down
He'll be picking scabs for weeks
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7260. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Singer Fails During National Anthem
You would think basic information needed here "DON'T TRY AND SKATE OVER THE LONG CARPET"
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7261. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video How about a spider snack...
#10 I wonder what ear-wigs taste like
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7262. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Dutch rider on old Harley smokes "Yamasuki"
The Harley is always gonna win cos your hands are in the victory position before you start
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7263. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video How about a spider snack...
Maybe if they could make them into nuggets without the eight leggy things sticking out everywhere giving you crawl on the face nightmares for the rest of your natural life!!! maybe then I'd try one
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7264. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Very rare images of Shark Vs Shark attack
In a fight between a great white and a great white it's a good idea to bet on a great white to win
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7265. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Honey Bees Warning Waves Pattern
#1 You do know it was his brother that died.
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7266. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Stephen Fry tries to explain the feeling of manic depression
#1 Are you saying that you have migraines and depression most of the time? Depression I can sort of understand although with medications most depressions are treatable these days but a perpetual Migraine?
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7267. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Popping Kitten
#1 Very funny Everyone prepare yourself for the climax at 00:07 nearly fell off my F****ing chair
Everyone prepare yourself for the climax at 00:07 nearly fell off my F****ing chair 53
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7268. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video I Dare You To Watch This Entire Video
#1 Very funny Everyone prepare yourself for the climax at 2:58 nearly fell off my f***ing chair.
Everyone prepare yourself for the climax at 2:58 nearly fell off my f***ing chair. 53
7269. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The Irish don't fuck around with their adverts...
#10 and maybe you
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7270. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Caught Inside at Maverick's
Wave goodbye!
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7271. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Ben Folds and Contemporary Youth Orchestra Improvised Piece
Bum Bum Bum Bum
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7272. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The Irish don't fuck around with their adverts...
uuurrr!! all those squashed kids
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7273. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Butts
Ass sact lee what I expected.
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7274. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Doug Stanhope on nationalism
He has points, many of them
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7275. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Big Cat Jump
its even further if you put it on full screen
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7276. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Bill Nye, Science Guy, Dispels Poverty Myths
Okay ('rolls up sleeves') where do we start?
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7277. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The Owl Whisperer.
Sounded more like the Owl Panic-er
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7278. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Something Ate This Great White Shark... But What?
The answer to what would eat a three metre great white could be a five metre great shark
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7279. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Routine check of a jet fighter before taking off from a carrier
#9 Are you really comparing America to Nazi Germany as was? I suggest you read up on your German history 1935-1945 and then come back on here and apologise.
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7280. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Dutch lost & found service
If you look carefully you can see all the druggies running away from the dog.. shoo shoo
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7281. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Wingsuit BASE jumping
There is a fine line between fishing and sitting by a river looking like an idiot and there is a finer line between base jumping and throwing yourself off a vertical cliff being the last thing you ever do
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7282. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The Largest Mirror In The Planet
Nope my shaving mirror is a little bigger
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7283. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video NASA | Neutron Stars Rip Each Other Apart to Form Black Hole
I haven't watched this but I prefer the version you put on and then removed last week
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7284. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video What could go wrong?
HOLE-EY SHIT
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7285. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Spectacular car chase
The cop wasted all his ammo shooting the tyres out of the vehicle being towed
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7286. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The Making Of These Beatles Pancakes Is Really Amazing
I can see an opening here for a street artist with a frying pan
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7287. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video 5 Secret Doomsday Letters
#2 Let me get this right! You are fine with having nuclear capabilities in case we get invaded by Aliens? Let me guess have you got an X box? Is your real name Rodney
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7288. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Solving the iPhone 6
Pooh just a bit of Pooh
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7289. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Murata Girl
You would have thought they would have let us have a look under the skirts
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7290. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Man single handedly plants a forest larger than Central Park NYC
#3 I bet you don't
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7291. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video First Moon Party
Bloody hell!
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7292. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video POV Paramotor engine failure over lake
So let me get this straight. Engine packs in over lake, so he calls international rescue? Why didn't he swim?
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7293. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Ever see what happens when you throw a chunk of sodium into a lake?
Poor fish!
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7294. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Greatest Day Of Their Lives
I'm opposed to millionaires but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. Mark Twain I would add to this video 'A fool and his money are soon parted' at the rate of the video I'm thinking about 7 months.
I would add to this video 'A fool and his money are soon parted' at the rate of the video I'm thinking about 7 months. 53
7295. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Brazilian Men Find Giant Snake In River
I know how the screaming woman feels. On one hand she's terrified of snakes but on the other hand she want's Neil her swallowed husband back.
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7296. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Drag Racer Gets Thrown Through His Windshield...
Lucky it wasn't 'Baby in the back' drag racing.
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7297. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video New cupholder design
Or you could just get a really tall glass and don't fill it up too much
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7298. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Idiot driver almost kills everyone in his car
Although extreme it wouldn't matter which country this was. This is absolutely typical of the mistakes made by a certain kind of driver. Someone who is incapable of judging speed and distance, someone who has to be in front of all the other cars all the time and is constantly moaning how slow all the other drivers are going, someone who thinks they know it all and better than everybody else on the road. And do you know who that kind of driver is??? Yes a teenager It usually takes something like this to make them slow down, unfortunately some don't get a second chance
It usually takes something like this to make them slow down, unfortunately some don't get a second chance 53
7299. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video A different show
#5 That's a little better, now have you got a little bag perhaps
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7300. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Dog transforms when exposed to leaf blower
It's amazing how dogs love this sort of thing, especially holding their heads out of car windows when you are traveling at 50mph. But blow in their faces and they will usually bite your nose
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7301. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The Woman Who Can't Smile
Who knows if you will even get to read these comments but for the record you are beautiful
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7302. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Angry Billy Goat Terrorizes Town
I think it was pissed because it didn't have the horn
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7303. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Bumpkey for the "Forever Lock"
It's a sad world
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7304. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video A different show
3 comments 1)How did he do the spinney hat in the air part 2) What's with the strange whistling and 3) #1 please change your profile picture it's curdling my milk
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7305. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Bumblebee in spider's web rescued by other bumblebee
If I was guessing, I would say that just like when wasps are in distress they release a pheromone that attracts other wasps to come to their aid, the Bumble bee probably has a similar facility. Not sure that the spider actually wanted the bee in it's web either more likely it would try and sever the web to get it out.
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7306. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Octopus being attacked by leatherjacket
Nature is so brutal by its own nature
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7307. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Valerie Taylor befriends Moray Eel
"Wh...en an Eel bites your thigh and it really makes you cry....that's a Moray" Dean Martin
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7308. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Rémi Gaillard - Foot 2014
#8 Think along the lines of hours and hours of video and hundreds and hundreds of times getting it wrong. Then you will be fairly close
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7309. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Ultraskiff 360
Take my money...oh by the way how much?
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7310. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video How to sharpen a pencil
This guy is a fake!
He had me fooled until a few seconds from the end when he made the ultimate error. After finishing, but before breaking, the never perfect pencil, Dobbin here put the knife down on the bench. This is totally against best practises (section 2b subsection h2) of the PSG Pencil Sharpeners Guild.
No self respecting (because that's the only respect received by members of PSG) member of the PSG would have made such a fundamental mistake, as the knife at KCEP (knobcutendpromino) (that's latin for the final cut of the pencil) should have been placed back into the secure tool case, which I also noticed was without key. I can only hope the lock was unschewed prior to the making of the video and not kept unlocked which is an instant defrock and pencil up the arse from the guild.
Take my advice and ignore all the details in this video and check out the true professionals at www.sharpenapencilwithyourarse.com
He had me fooled until a few seconds from the end when he made the ultimate error. After finishing, but before breaking, the never perfect pencil, Dobbin here put the knife down on the bench. This is totally against best practises (section 2b subsection h2) of the PSG Pencil Sharpeners Guild.
No self respecting (because that's the only respect received by members of PSG) member of the PSG would have made such a fundamental mistake, as the knife at KCEP (knobcutendpromino) (that's latin for the final cut of the pencil) should have been placed back into the secure tool case, which I also noticed was without key. I can only hope the lock was unschewed prior to the making of the video and not kept unlocked which is an instant defrock and pencil up the arse from the guild.
Take my advice and ignore all the details in this video and check out the true professionals at www.sharpenapencilwithyourarse.com
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7311. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video You want some Mountain Dew?
#2 lighten up for goodness sake it's a game...DO YOU WANT SOME MOUNTAIN DEW OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
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7312. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video 90's Microsoft Smart Home
At 2:07 She see's where her husbands car is at the moment...Wait a minute it's outside Jenny's house...the cheating Bastard! Quickly she activates the chip in her husbands brain which severs a major artery causes him to have a different stroke to the one he was having. Then she carries on with dinner without the garlic
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7313. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Gibson's Min-ETune
Superbacheese 0:0
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7314. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Cat saved from car suspension
#16 seems like a lot of effort. My theory is that the cat wriggled in there when it was still a tadpole, grew first the front two legs then the back two legs and tail, until it became the full grown frog then at the stage before it turned into a caterpillar something went amiss at a genetic level. The apilla fell off (often happens) leaving the cat which fed on plankton from road spray and rust from the spring.
At night depending on where the vehicle was parked up, it's diet may have been supplemented with bounce-back frys and kebab from passing drunks plus the occasional slug or snail that climbed up the spring to spend the night. The high iron content caused the cat to grow at an accelerated rate trapping it in the coils until the nice Russian gentlemen freed it before grilling it gently over a hickory camp fire washed down with a glass of Vimto. Much more likely I think
At night depending on where the vehicle was parked up, it's diet may have been supplemented with bounce-back frys and kebab from passing drunks plus the occasional slug or snail that climbed up the spring to spend the night. The high iron content caused the cat to grow at an accelerated rate trapping it in the coils until the nice Russian gentlemen freed it before grilling it gently over a hickory camp fire washed down with a glass of Vimto. Much more likely I think
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7315. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Social Psychology. Leader/follower.
Kinda odd but socially kinda interesting.
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7316. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Cat saved from car suspension
That's the strangest catalytic converter I have ever seen.
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7317. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video A Reuge erotic pocket watch from the 1800s
I can't explain why but the voice of the guy handling the pocket watch seems absolutely compatible with someone who might own one
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7318. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Rémi Gaillard - Foot 2014
I wonder how long the video is from him arriving at this place in his car to the end of the final trick shot and would it have all been in the same month?
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7319. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Adorable 3 year old is very happy to dance
Now you know what's inside R2D2.
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7320. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Design Flaw
So basically you have three spy holes in your door, one for close up and two for distance what's your problem
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7321. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Power Steering
Lada, happened to me!
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7322. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video 2 Black Swan feed Koi fish
#4 Absolutely Wrong! A friend of mine runs a koi farm in Indonesia and employs a flock of Black mute swans to feed the one's in the middle of the lake. The black Swan is known for it's fish feeding skills all over the world. The cormorant (a relative of the black swan) is used by Indonesian fishermen to feed fish on wild rivers (you may have seen them on adverts)Unfortunately the method adopted by the Cormorant involves the bird bringing the fish back to the boat for the fishermen to feed, at which stage the fisherman simply keep the fish.
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7323. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Kittens turn down for what?
#2 You don't say
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7324. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Giant Manta Ray Tangled In Fishing Line
Did you see how the manta ray dropped them a little bag of gold for payment right at the end of the video. That's manta rays for you, always pay their way.
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7325. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Microneedles
#4 Does it matter? The point here is that these are amazing
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7326. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Valerie Taylor befriends Moray Eel
I think it's reasonable to suggest that the eel came out then came out
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7327. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video This Korean guy really knows how to sell his product
There was rather a lot of give In the product demonstration, due to it being installed in the hands of a human being. What would happen if it was installed into a wall.
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7328. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Wanna see something amazing?
Snotr is officially back on track. Great video
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7329. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video XXL Pendulum Wave Demonstration
If someone would simply give me a thumbs down then I've created a similar wave pattern with all the comment points
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7330. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Formula E 2014 Beijing Finish Heidfeld Prost Crash.
Compared to a lot of crashes where the driver got out and walked away this was quite mild. With the exception of fire the driver was in little danger protected as he was inside a virtual shark cage, I really don't see what all the fuss was about.
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7331. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video He tried hard ...
#9 No way of proving split behaviour from a dog. A dog (some dogs actually not all) may well try and cover up a bone or some treat given to them, most actually will not, they will instead just gobble it down irrespective of whether they want it or not.
Some dogs do show signs of distress when faced with an injured animal or and especially their pack leader (often their owner). My personal opinion on seeing this particular video is that #7#8	 are incorrect, this dog was not showing any excitement of finding food he was being empathetic towards dying creatures.
Some dogs do show signs of distress when faced with an injured animal or and especially their pack leader (often their owner). My personal opinion on seeing this particular video is that #7#8	 are incorrect, this dog was not showing any excitement of finding food he was being empathetic towards dying creatures.
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7332. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video He tried hard ...
If this was 2000+ years ago that would have made it to the new testament. The parable of the dog and the dying fish
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7333. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Patient norwegian police
It restores your faith in humanity doesn't it
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7334. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Homeless man fights group of scammers
Well if they are scammers, Romanian, Bulgarian, French, whatever Good for him I say. It's about time someone gave these gits what fore. I can't stand how they set themselves up in towns and rip honest people off. They should be painted purple and told to piss off.
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7335. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video My Mom's Motorcycle: My Rode Reel
#1 I'm going to regret this but which country is that?
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7336. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Blue Heron eats a gopher
That's going to be a one furry shit later
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7337. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Marum Volcano Expedition
#10 yes thanks for that
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7338. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Riding a spaceship back to planet earth.
#3 You need to know that it's physically impossible to smoke the second sound that the average doorbell makes! I think you may have been having a dream, check your bed for moisture
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7339. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Riding a spaceship back to planet earth.
Okay I guess someone has to ask "What happened to the spaceship?"
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7340. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Freedom!
If anyone actually see's my dog, he was last seen swimming with a pod of Orcas chasing a walrus.
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7341. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Metallic Glass/Bulk Metallic Glass
#2 And mine
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7342. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Unblocking a toilet with what?
#6 Which shit doesn't belong in there? Have we got to start separating out our shit now? Don't tell me the council are going to be delivering a new brown bin?
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7343. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Awesome Childrens Orchestra
I don't understand, what's wrong with it? La la, La la la
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7344. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Marum Volcano Expedition
#7 Oh I see, so you are saying it's a partly trained ex Angel of God that might have some facility for miracle and trouble making (given to him/her by God) that is causing all this worry and it's your spirit or soul that burns in hell damnation for eternity, not your body? so therefore there won't be any nerves or skin to feel the agony, I get it now.
What a moment! Doesn't that mean that the fire and brimstone is all a little unnecessary then? Surly some really difficult maths questions or constant listening to some awful music by Verdi would be closer to the irritation of a spirit.
As for the deranged who think that dying for their cause is going to make them not only martyrs but give them an entry into the evermore with an undisclosed quantity of virgins, well they have obviously never slept with a virgin, boring as hell itself generally. You need a woman with a bit of experience to make it a good evening and a nice bottle of something sparkling. And I'm wrong headed?
What a moment! Doesn't that mean that the fire and brimstone is all a little unnecessary then? Surly some really difficult maths questions or constant listening to some awful music by Verdi would be closer to the irritation of a spirit.
As for the deranged who think that dying for their cause is going to make them not only martyrs but give them an entry into the evermore with an undisclosed quantity of virgins, well they have obviously never slept with a virgin, boring as hell itself generally. You need a woman with a bit of experience to make it a good evening and a nice bottle of something sparkling. And I'm wrong headed?
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7345. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The Perfect Crime
#9 Yes it was a great pity he didn't
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7346. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Terrifying ghost scares sleeping wife
Come on snotr is this the best of the best out there?
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7347. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Northern Death Adder - Caudal Luring
Well that was exciting
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7348. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video David's story: Road safety campaign
#7 And twice as many motorcyclists who think they are indestructible. How many car drivers have fallen off their car?
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7349. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Marum Volcano Expedition
#5 Actually that's one of the many problems with the Hell story. I think you mean for eternity not the rest of your life by the way. You would need to be constantly growing new layers of skin and nerves to suffer eternal burning in Hellfire. Which seems a little complicated for a devil to achieve.
I mean where did he/she gain the skills to accomplish that feat of a biological miracle, God? seems a little unlikely don't you think.
So if you happen to be living with a religion where that is being held against your head to keep you on the straight and narrow!! take a walk on the right side and smell the roses, it's nonsense dribble.
Also can you imagine a nice God refusing you entry into heaven with the burning in damnation being the only alternative? Surly he would take a look either side of him/herself to see if anyone was looking and whisper "Look come in, I have a course you can go on, door on the left, then you'll get my point and you can join the rest" I really wouldn't want you burning in damnation for eternity, I wouldn't sleep tonight"
I mean where did he/she gain the skills to accomplish that feat of a biological miracle, God? seems a little unlikely don't you think.
So if you happen to be living with a religion where that is being held against your head to keep you on the straight and narrow!! take a walk on the right side and smell the roses, it's nonsense dribble.
Also can you imagine a nice God refusing you entry into heaven with the burning in damnation being the only alternative? Surly he would take a look either side of him/herself to see if anyone was looking and whisper "Look come in, I have a course you can go on, door on the left, then you'll get my point and you can join the rest" I really wouldn't want you burning in damnation for eternity, I wouldn't sleep tonight"
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7350. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The Perfect Crime
I dread to think what would have happened to that poor animal Are they caught?
Are they caught?53
7351. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Man leaps 65ft from Plymouth cliffs into the sea landing on his front inches from rocks
The question is did he jump or was he JUST A TOTAL PILLOCK
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7352. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Marum Volcano Expedition
Woo! that give me a really disturbing feeling
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7353. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video David's story: Road safety campaign
Tragic loss of life, if you look at the distance covered by the bike in the time the car started to turn it was all over several hundred yards before impact. David was simply traveling at a ridiculously high speed considering he was approaching that junction and yes as much as the driver of the car should have looked more closely at the approaching bike it wasn't the car driver who was exceeding the speed limit.
Ordinarily if the motorbike had been traveling within the speed limit the car would likely have crossed the junction before the bike arrived. It's almost impossible to judge the speed of a motorbike in a situation like that. The car driver would likely have seen David in the far distance or maybe not at all due to the distance and speed.
We all need to slow down and be more vigilant on the roads.
Ordinarily if the motorbike had been traveling within the speed limit the car would likely have crossed the junction before the bike arrived. It's almost impossible to judge the speed of a motorbike in a situation like that. The car driver would likely have seen David in the far distance or maybe not at all due to the distance and speed.
We all need to slow down and be more vigilant on the roads.
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7354. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Lucy & the limbs
Amongst the credits there should have been a list of medication being taken by the writer. As there wasn't maybe a trip to psychiatry out patients might be in order.
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7355. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video What happens if you insert a Coin into a Dry Ice Block?
Did you know that if you melt dry ice in a large container you can go swimming without getting wet!
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7356. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Duckling Snoring
#3 Or it could be silly hair growing above his Bill, like according to yours
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7357. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Spider dog
I hope they had some system in place to stop the prank in the event a young child or elderly person wandered into the area and a good lawyer if they didn't.
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7358. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Duckling Snoring
Sounds to me like he has a blocked nasal duct (his right one)
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7359. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Road rage takes an unexpected turn
Didn't look like much of a beating if I'm honest. SpongeBob hardly got involved at all. I'm calling fake, staged, insurance scam or not. Don't believe it. That's not to say as a video it wasn't funny
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7360. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Pimp my TV
I want a football temple and I don't even like football
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7361. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Man celebrates homeless woman's birthday
I was just wondering if they used the Happy birthday tune in other countries, yep they do. I was really hoping that after all the crappy gifts that the guy would give her the keys to a new flat, nope he didn't.
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7362. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Peeling Pineapple
I cut my pineapples like this all the time, what's the big deal I can also dice coconuts with my mind
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7363. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Mantis fly swatter
Doh................
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7364. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video STEM System - Lightsaber Demo Using Oculus Rift
was it just me that seemed to favour the right window?
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7365. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Mini-Hovercraft
A helmet might have been an idea...for the other kid
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7366. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video ALS Ice Bucket Challenge Fails Compilation
Of course after pouring a bucket of ice water over yourself what you actually need is a Smokey Fly Flavoured Snack (watch the next video on snort and read comment 12)
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7367. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Engine has too much power
All in all it's nothing but a Smokey Fly Flavoured Snack (see two video's from here)
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7368. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The Ultimate Backyard Escape | The Pool Master
#3 It told you at the beginning $2 million dollars, that's the running cost the build about eighty quid (plus materials) if you get Handy Andy to do it on the side its a Smokey Fly flavoured Snack (see three video's from here)
its a Smokey Fly flavoured Snack (see three video's from here)53
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7369. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video $800,000 watch tells perfect time
#3 I think it is a Smokey Fly Flavoured Snack (see four video's from here Mantis)
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7370. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Red Bull Racing's RB8 Tearing it Up in Infrared
What a Smokey Fly Flavoured Snack. (see five video's from here Mantis)
(see five video's from here Mantis)53
7371. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Mantis fly swatter
#9#10 Could I suggest that you twice saw a mantis eating a packet of crisps? Was it the same Mantis? same day? what flavour? was it a Smokey fly flavoured snack? Now I want everyone to say "Smokey Fly Flavoured Snacks" ten times at the top of your voice, video it, put it on YouTube. Snotr could then feature the best/worst attempt and maybe just maybe Walkers will bring out a new range Everyone else wait until at least 12 noon today (Tuesday 2nd of September) and search for Smokey fly flavoured snack on youtube and lets see how many hits there are
Everyone else wait until at least 12 noon today (Tuesday 2nd of September) and search for Smokey fly flavoured snack on youtube and lets see how many hits there are 53
7372. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video $800,000 watch tells perfect time
Nobody and I mean nobody, needs the accuracy in a wrist watch, beyond that of the cheapest digital watch or mobile phone (as mentioned above). This is all about having a gimmick that people who spend in the higher end of jewellery will buy into. you know the one's Plonkers
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7373. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Mantis fly swatter
I have so got to get my house full of those babies for next summer. Do they eat wasps too?
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7374. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Zorb Soccer
Where do you get the Zorb suits? I think with a bit of adaptation (I'm thinking a Mr Blobby type makeover here) These ought to be compulsory clothing for all people over retirement age. No more Broken hips, save a fortune for the Health service.....No really I'm serious
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7375. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Dog reacts to Portugal elimination
More likely this was the moment the realised what a shit game it is and vowed never to watch football again.
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7376. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video 2014 Jaguar F-Type S V8 Sound
A little note to the guy behind the wheel assuming you own this jag. You didn't build the car, if someone gave you the car in kit form you wouldn't be able to put it back together. Your total contribution to this video is that obviously have too much money and you obviously have a degree in pressing the accelerator peddle, congratulations
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7377. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Point of Contact
#4 The question you should be asking is, if you repeated it (on a wall, sitting)in a wood and there was no one there to hear it, would it make any sound at all?
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7378. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Project Kronos
Uumm! I like this concept..
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7379. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Bacon-Powered Motorycycle
Would horse grease make it go faster?
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7380. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Firework Safety Suit
Following the news of the accident this is a bit disrespectful don't you think
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7381. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video That "oh sh*t! " moment
Well I think that clearly puts to rest the 'Does a bear shit in the woods' question and the answer is "Yes, just moments before the cyclist"
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7382. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The (pink) VR Simulator
Does anyone know exactly how high that thing stands only I've just measured my lounge and I've got just over 8 feet to play with.
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7383. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Viola organista made by S?awomir Zubrzycki
Have you noticed how out of condition the hair is of audiences that listen to Viola organistas dull and lifeless. Is there a theme here
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7384. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Harvard Unleashes Swarm of Robots
The BORG take one
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7385. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Always use your 15 seconds of fame wisely..
Yeah that guy at the end wearing the glasses phew what a plonker
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7386. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video What a save!
#16 I think t hey call it building up the tension
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7387. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Beautiful Card Trick
and give you a little headache
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7388. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Garbage truck hits tow truck
ooouuuuuu!
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7389. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Serenading the cattle with trombone
Everybody is happy that this isn't fake right?
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7390. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video MX3D printing
#4 Easy peasy! They were sucked up by the robot's sucking probe (it's a bit like what electronic engineers use to remove excess solder) From the probe the metal pieces which have obviously been heated to melting point by the probe which is actually heated to 88mph at which speed as you will know you are able to (with a flux capacitor) travel forwards or backwards in time. In the example in the video the metal melted flux capacitated metal stick travels back in time to the lake where the soon to be King Arthur (having snogged the lady of the said lake removes Excalibur from between her ample bosom and declares himself king of Cornwall and England.
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7391. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Simonster - Strength Workout
Ok you're done!
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7392. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video MX3D printing
By the fact that the guy walked out of the room backwards are we to assume that the whole video was in reverse and that the robot actually destroyed the funny stick structure
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7393. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Panthera spin testing
The tail camera was the worst glup glup splurge
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7394. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Free fall anyone?
#1The net has a secret zip
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7395. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video How Dogs React to Levitating Wiener
I hope they didn't get to eat the line also
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7396. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Never steal from this guy
#2 Oh didn't you know! That's what happens these days, some sleaze ball injures him or herself breaking into your property and they try and sue you for damages. Unfacking believable, I could never be an attorney or solicitor actually representing these toe rags in court.
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7397. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Twin troubles
I see two keyholes, just saying
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7398. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Inside SpaceX
Who is paying for all this?
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7399. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video ENTER PYONGYANG
#7 Do they?
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7400. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video If they'll find it ... they'll play with it ...
I wonder if they explained what those things were to the kids in the advert? I would have loved to have sat in on that lesson
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7401. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video We are not crazy... WE ARE AMAZING!
Crazy but awesome and insane
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7402. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video We are not crazy... WE ARE AMAZING!
No! you are crazy
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7403. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Rummu
ooh a few health and safety issues need sorting out here. Any figures on injuries from falling onto concrete from altitude?
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7404. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Bob Marley is alive! (kind of)
OMG
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7405. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Bunch-o-Balloons
#6 I think it comes ready loaded I just hope the patent is watertight
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7406. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Sadie doesn't want her brother to grow up
Cry-ogenics? just a thought
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7407. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video 9 Year Old Girl Lands a 540
Just hope she's putting in as much practice in the important things in life
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7408. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Making a carbon fiber bike frame by hand
Shouldn't it be carbon 'Fibre'
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7409. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Black lady talks to KKK members and neo-nazis face-to-face
#13 You may be right. My point was more to do with the quantity of people who suffered and died over a relatively short period of time i.e. during world war 2. I do not in anyway wish to diminish the numbers killed over 1500 years.
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7410. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Black lady talks to KKK members and neo-nazis face-to-face
If you think about it the most extreme instance of racial hatred happened with the Nazi's towards the Jews, I mean that entirely from the point of view of the amount of people who suffered or died. That happened a little over 70 years ago, basically a average lifetime ago.
The dilution of raciest behaviour over the next three or four generation will be great and those racists around now who are stupid enough to appear on video's on the internet will be looked back on much as we do the people who thought the earth was flat several hundred years ago. The will be laughed at in schools as an ignorant form of mankind from our ancient history.
The dilution of raciest behaviour over the next three or four generation will be great and those racists around now who are stupid enough to appear on video's on the internet will be looked back on much as we do the people who thought the earth was flat several hundred years ago. The will be laughed at in schools as an ignorant form of mankind from our ancient history.
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7411. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Black lady talks to KKK members and neo-nazis face-to-face
You know in 2014 this almost takes my breath away. What is wrong with these people. The guy wearing the kkk uniform "I'm not a racist" That's the same as a surgeon wearing theatre gowns saying "I'm not a Surgeon" why wear the pointie hat then.
It doesn't matter what you believe in regarding religion you are never going to know you were right. But when it comes to the colour of someone's skin all the racists have already been proved wrong and indeed ignorant. Because mankind (ALL MANKIND) originated from Africa it can be traced back to a single parentage. We are all decedents of a black skinned person. The blond blue eyed German yes even you. Wake up and do something useful in your lives. Seventy five years, your average lifespan goes by very quickly, why waste it hating.
It doesn't matter what you believe in regarding religion you are never going to know you were right. But when it comes to the colour of someone's skin all the racists have already been proved wrong and indeed ignorant. Because mankind (ALL MANKIND) originated from Africa it can be traced back to a single parentage. We are all decedents of a black skinned person. The blond blue eyed German yes even you. Wake up and do something useful in your lives. Seventy five years, your average lifespan goes by very quickly, why waste it hating.
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7412. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Massive boulders carried over a dam in a flash flood
I wouldn't want to be a salmon swimming against that fucker
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7413. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Giant Goliath Grouper almost takes diver's leg
These are really aggressive fish. I had a pair twelve years ago in my outdoor pond in Qa they used to take antelope and young roo's that stopped off for a drink. We used to feed them cattle legs and pigs heads.
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7414. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video What if LA was a giant empty skate park?
Must have been a bank holiday
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7415. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Vertical rockfall barrier catching 20 tons
Why don't they just remove all the 20 ton rocks from that area? I wouldn't like to predict it's chances if the rock happened to be 40 tons
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7416. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video A Very Smart Bird
I was going to say that he wasn't that smart, he couldn't even get the lid off, But actually he was really smart as he got a human to do it for him
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7417. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video When people are stupid...
I counted two groin replacements (same guy), a new spleen, obviously two fractured collarbones, five dental appointments & a lot of rheumatoid arthritis in later life lol
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7418. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Robin Williams Tribute
It's strange, when Mork and Mindy came out in the 70's it was my favourite program. Although I didn't know anything about the actor. My father at the time told me that he had died (someone told him, it wasn't malicious) and I was really sad. I remember being really relieved when I found out that it was a mistake. I only wish history could repeat itself and tomorrow I hear that he is still alive. He was obviously a troubled soul but what a great talent. Great shame
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7419. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Man made biological leaf
#4 yeah! or they could plant more trees!
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7420. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Crazy Pool Jump Off 5 Floors Building
I can hear the security fencing going up as I type
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7421. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Man made biological leaf
Did anyone notice the subliminal advert for the Mini? Blink really slowly and you'd miss it. Yesterday I saw a subliminal advertising executive, just for a second. So this guy has managed to produce leafs and oxygen, two of the most abundant things on the planet.
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7422. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Crow rescue
#3 Only a moron could come up with a theory like that.
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7423. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video 3 year old with a strong grip
#16 Your popcorn doesn't scare me Mafiosi, over here we have butterkisp! many times more powerful. So much so that it overpowered mere popcorn and trapped it in a sticky sugary overcoat (and made it taste nice) By the way I've heard that your powers are all one sided, to prove it I challenge you to turn all my admin administered negative markdowns into double positives... Lets see if you really have POPCORN POWER If you can't I'll laugh and jibe you..If you can I'll write you a lovely poem
..........
As it's now two hours since I wrote the above message and I still have the facility to update it, I would like to add that obviously if you ignore this whole comment then I have clearly wasted several minutes of my life in two sessions. On the other hand, I almost feel that I have travelled back in time somehow wooo!
By the way I've heard that your powers are all one sided, to prove it I challenge you to turn all my admin administered negative markdowns into double positives... Lets see if you really have POPCORN POWER If you can't I'll laugh and jibe you..If you can I'll write you a lovely poem ..........
As it's now two hours since I wrote the above message and I still have the facility to update it, I would like to add that obviously if you ignore this whole comment then I have clearly wasted several minutes of my life in two sessions. On the other hand, I almost feel that I have travelled back in time somehow wooo!
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7424. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Look over the watchmakers' shoulders
#4 My suggestion then is don't go into the watchmaking industry, just a thought
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7425. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Look over the watchmakers' shoulders
I love to see anything well made, wonderful.
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7426. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video JIBO: The World's First Family Robot
How the heck does he get from the lounge to the hallway to the little girls bedroom? Is he part Dalek
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7427. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Master ceramics
Absolutely brilliant, what skill and patience
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7428. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video 3 year old with a strong grip
#14 "Ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm the winner, I'm the winner, You're the loser ha ha ha ha, la la la, la la la, hoo hooo hoo, Tee he he" Sorry I don't know what came over me
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7429. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video 3 year old with a strong grip
#9 Glad I was able to educate you on the meaning of the word 'Comments' although quite surprised that you had managed to get this far in life without having come across it previously. As far as me being a young padawan and a lord (thanks for the title by the way, my guess is that I have quite a number of years on your goodself (especially as you misunderstood the word Comments).
You failed entirely to read my 'Comments' and seem now to have gone off on a tangent claiming that I accused you of wanting to go around boiling kids and breaking their necks! I said no such thing. Read your first 'Comment' (the one you made before you knew what the word meant, yes that one) You were the one bleating on about and I quote "If you don't let your kids fall and hurt themselves they will grow up to be weirdos" I am beginning to think you may be talking from personal past experience. I was simply pointing out that some situations are not good for kids to learn from as they may hurt themselves a little beyond a scraped elbow (Elbow is the bendy bit that allows you to get your fingers near your nose so that you can pick it. It does have many other uses but that's not important right now)
By the way is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?
Very best regards Lord Judge Snotr Jake
You failed entirely to read my 'Comments' and seem now to have gone off on a tangent claiming that I accused you of wanting to go around boiling kids and breaking their necks! I said no such thing. Read your first 'Comment' (the one you made before you knew what the word meant, yes that one) You were the one bleating on about and I quote "If you don't let your kids fall and hurt themselves they will grow up to be weirdos" I am beginning to think you may be talking from personal past experience. I was simply pointing out that some situations are not good for kids to learn from as they may hurt themselves a little beyond a scraped elbow (Elbow is the bendy bit that allows you to get your fingers near your nose so that you can pick it. It does have many other uses but that's not important right now)
By the way is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?
Very best regards Lord Judge Snotr Jake
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7430. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video 3 year old with a strong grip
#6 Firstly below the above video is the word 'COMMENTS' which to most right thinking people on snotr is the area where you comment on the actual video you have just watched. Making a generalised comment on how flexible and bendy children are and that parents should allow them to learn from possibly breaking their necks may be reasonable for some instances.
For instance it might be reasonable for a child to run too fast through a park and fall over, thus learning not too run to fast as you end up with bleeding knees. Would it also though be reasonable to leave the handle of a boiling pan of water sticking out over the side of a cooker, so that the child could learn not to reach up and grab it by scolding itself (NO!).
The video that you should be commenting on shows a child holding on by one hand to a revolving tunnel where at it's extreme point renders the child at least ten feet from head to floor, wouldn't you agree? I have first hand experience of a child falling awkwardly from a similar distance who fractured three vertebrae, broke two teeth and severed it's tongue and lip. As revolving on a tunnel doesn't generally become a daily occurrence for most children I fail to see any lessons learnt.
For instance it might be reasonable for a child to run too fast through a park and fall over, thus learning not too run to fast as you end up with bleeding knees. Would it also though be reasonable to leave the handle of a boiling pan of water sticking out over the side of a cooker, so that the child could learn not to reach up and grab it by scolding itself (NO!).
The video that you should be commenting on shows a child holding on by one hand to a revolving tunnel where at it's extreme point renders the child at least ten feet from head to floor, wouldn't you agree? I have first hand experience of a child falling awkwardly from a similar distance who fractured three vertebrae, broke two teeth and severed it's tongue and lip. As revolving on a tunnel doesn't generally become a daily occurrence for most children I fail to see any lessons learnt.
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7431. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video French lighthouse shift change
They built it on the tower that was already there
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7432. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video 3 year old with a strong grip
#4 Yes and a kid falling from the top of a rotating tube onto it's head at the wrong angle could break it's facking neck, moron.
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7433. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Street Performer Kills It On Homemade Drum
I like how his Mum goes up near the end and finally realises why her washing machine is pissing out all over the kitchen floor.
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7434. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Ultimate Close Call Compilation
I wish to start a competition to fill in the final missing word of the last video.. Okay I'll go first "C*NT!
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7435. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video First taste of chocolate in Ivory Coast
#6 Have you never heard the saying "Better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all".
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7436. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Terrifying onboard video of a rally from the mid 80's
All it would take is the navigator to sneeze and it would be all over, actually and literally
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7437. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Drinking Ultra-Pure Water
#2 That was a bit stupid of you wasn't it? Ever heard of asking the advice of someone who knows about fish first!
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7438. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Guy kills a zombie praying mantis, revealing a huge parasite living inside
If you watch the wormy thing very carefully it spells out Die! Die! Die! or have I been listening to too many Beatles records lately
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7439. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Our newest spaceship unveiled
Reminded me of the bullshit Christmas promotion stuff that they used to (and likely still do) fire at all the staff in a retail organisation I used to work for. All the wooing and howling. I'm only surprised they didn't also play 'We are the champions' by Queen as the guy walked on. Great spaceship though
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7440. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Elevators too boring?
Five deaths between 1970 and 1993 and many injuries, just so you know
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7441. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video If your Jeep ever gets stuck in the mud, don't do this
Yeah that's what would happen with real sticky mud
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7442. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video How to waste $55,000
Is that what they cost? Kin waste of money yes!!!
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7443. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Making a knife from an old sawblade
#6 On behalf of parents, friends & relatives of victims of knife crime I would like to ask you what was the point of your unnecessary comment against mine. My comment was not against the quality of the product, just against the idiot saying Stab, stab, stab!!! which was not helpful on the net on the pavement or in outa-space. Please feel free to explain why you thinks that's an Okay comment?
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7444. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Underwater Spider
#15 The duck
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7445. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Making a knife from an old sawblade
#1 Very useful comment!! On behalf of the mothers and fathers of stab victims all over the world, I would like to thank you for lowering the bar, below ground level
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7446. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Assassin's Micro Crossbow
Alternatively you can buy these ready made from Mothercare, they keep them behind the counter for obvious reasons, so you have to ask for them £2.49 each in three colours, Red is best! They also sell three different Ammo accessory kits. 1) Starter (just a basic pack of cut off matches) 2) Arson blaster (live matches with instant ignite) and 3) Blind kid (needle tipped carbon fibre darts) You need to show id for number 3) presumably to show you are responsible.
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7447. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Cyclist rides through South Downs National Park rave
#10 No they don't
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7448. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video A Dog Encounters A Fish For The First Time
She's going to have real trouble passing the fishmongers now for the next fourteen years
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7449. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Predatoddler
I don't think he's cute at all. It's just that the headgear is so tight it squeezes him into a cute pose, take the rest of it off an he looks like angry kid
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7450. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Underwater Spider
Think! think! think! all of you. You make this much more complicated than you need to. It's really very simple if you open your minds. If there was a creator and if you believe this creator created us in it's image. Why would it have gone to the trouble of creating dinosaurs first and why is there undisputable evidence of an evolutional link from now all the way back to the dinosaurs, and indeed all the way back to single celled blobs of nearly nothing that eventually evolved into dinosaurs connecting us, apes, birds, fish, insects etc.
Why is there also undisputable evidence of a primitive human being with little or no language that evolved into modern man. Why because it is a fact.
If you accept any part of the above (and you are blinkered or deluded if you don't, or you have been blinded by your religion) Then you must ask the question why would your creator need any part of you including your soul to go to some other place? and who said that was the case? the creator? or a human being, when did it say this? to who? thousands of years ago? when mankind was extremely superstitious, uuummmmm! The planet is in a far worse state now than it was two thousand years ago, now would be a better time for some guidance surly.
Of course if there is some soul destination place then it is going to be full of the souls of cavemen, iron-age man, as well as modern man, every nationality and age and every person that as ever lived and died. First wives, second wives, mistresses oh what a mess. Of course you would also need to believe in a hell for those bad people's souls. If you read the rules of a number of religions you won't have to worry about overcrowding though because if you have lived a faultless life but not been privileged to have been sold the religion by anyone (maybe you lived in a dense forest) then your soul doesn't get in anyway, Oh no that hardly seems fair now does it?
Live long prosper and everyday like it is your last, one day you will be right
Why is there also undisputable evidence of a primitive human being with little or no language that evolved into modern man. Why because it is a fact.
If you accept any part of the above (and you are blinkered or deluded if you don't, or you have been blinded by your religion) Then you must ask the question why would your creator need any part of you including your soul to go to some other place? and who said that was the case? the creator? or a human being, when did it say this? to who? thousands of years ago? when mankind was extremely superstitious, uuummmmm! The planet is in a far worse state now than it was two thousand years ago, now would be a better time for some guidance surly.
Of course if there is some soul destination place then it is going to be full of the souls of cavemen, iron-age man, as well as modern man, every nationality and age and every person that as ever lived and died. First wives, second wives, mistresses oh what a mess. Of course you would also need to believe in a hell for those bad people's souls. If you read the rules of a number of religions you won't have to worry about overcrowding though because if you have lived a faultless life but not been privileged to have been sold the religion by anyone (maybe you lived in a dense forest) then your soul doesn't get in anyway, Oh no that hardly seems fair now does it?
Live long prosper and everyday like it is your last, one day you will be right
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7451. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Puppy Birthday Present Causes Little Girl to Break Down
She obviously wanted a cat...Bad bad parents
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7452. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Dog food vending machine for stray dogs.
Now someone should set up a stray dog rehoming booth next to the food dispenser Oh and #3 It's only a matter of time! just depends if there are any stray collies around
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7453. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video French open in the rain with Novak Djokovic
Ok that's cool
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7454. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Underwater Spider
Nope just good old natural selection sorting out a problem over an incredible long period of time. No designer no artist. I just hope spiders don't fart
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7455. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Misconceptions About the Universe
#3#4#6 Is it cos youse all clever dicks and knows more about space than hevry one's helse or is it cos that's just your opinions and you's dicking everyones down.
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7456. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Woman films herself having a cluster headache attack AKA suicide headaches
About twenty years ago I had renal Colic (a kidney stone)I was out walking in a beautiful place in Cornwall when it first came on and I thought I was going to die, unbelievable pain. It lasted around half an hour and I was doubled up and sweating like a porky piglet. Truro hospital thought it was constipation and treated me accordingly (thanks' very much Truro hospital for wasting two days and nights of my holiday)Once correctly diagnosed (BY MY GP)I was told by the medics that it was more painful then childbirth (which took the sting out of all future childbirth pain stories with my then wife).
I had several more attacks two of which landed me in hospital again (Not Truro) taking copious amounts of morphine. Eventually nature did it's thing and I passed the little beauty which should have been the size of a house brick (considering the trouble it caused) instead it was about the size of a small diamond, it even sparkled. Luckily the body doesn't remember pain just the memory that it hurt. I also used to carry two little pills with me, a red one and a blue one and that's how I saw outside the Matrix for the first time. Horrible! never! never! take the blue pill
I had several more attacks two of which landed me in hospital again (Not Truro) taking copious amounts of morphine. Eventually nature did it's thing and I passed the little beauty which should have been the size of a house brick (considering the trouble it caused) instead it was about the size of a small diamond, it even sparkled. Luckily the body doesn't remember pain just the memory that it hurt. I also used to carry two little pills with me, a red one and a blue one and that's how I saw outside the Matrix for the first time. Horrible! never! never! take the blue pill
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7457. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Welcome to Marineland
Seems to me that Canada's government, or animal protection department has no teeth. This would never be allowed to happen in the UK! As soon as this became news it would be sorted, jobs would be lost and the slob who runs this place would be in hiding for his wellbeing. Come on CANADA get your act together!!!! Mind you thinking about it Seal clubbing is your national sport
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7458. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Walter White in Space
Walt dis ney do well
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7459. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Otters playing keyboard
#2 It would have been Bach's Toccata and Fugue if the owners of the keyboard hadn't cut selective holes in the wire turning the piece into a punk shit fusion hammer garage waltz. To otter to trot
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7460. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video 9 Language Boy Meets 6 Language Girl
Impressive though it may be to be able to speak 6 or 8 languages. It sure makes for an extremely boring video to anyone with half a bilingual language capability.
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7461. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Magic Mushrooms against Cluster Headache
#4 You were likely taking SSRI's 'Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitors' a treatment for depression etc. A lot of anti depressant medication can take a week or more to start giving you any benefits and some can actually make you feel worse for a short time. A good Dr would be able to prescribe a second short term medication to help you through this period.
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7462. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video A sea lion and little girl playing
#2 Why does it remind you of that
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7463. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Mortal Kombat Goro suit from the 1995 movie
Why did they have to go to all that trouble, they could have just got Mike Tyson, identical even the extra arms
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7464. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Burning pollen
#8 It's actually 94.7% but then again 37.22%of all statistics are made up on the spot. Don't risk it
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7465. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Optical illusion
A new character for Dr who me thinks
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7466. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video They are friends even though they are 86 years apart.
It's a bit like 'Puff the magic dragon' but without the drugs
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7467. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video 11 year old girl plays mandolin alongside world renowned prodigy Chris Thile
What talent in one so young! The mandolin is a notoriously difficult instrument to play slowly but at that speed wow! Grown men & women have spent a lifetime practising and not reached this standard. bravo
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7468. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Rainbow Lightning
This isn't a rainbow it is a time warp tunnel, the lightening shows that it is switch on, we have one round our way. Last week I went back to 1622 and it was really smelly.
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7469. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video What every young "cowboy"wanted.....
#5 #6 Yep I mean one of those countries with the lowest death by firearms in the world, a bit like America NOT!!!!!
Here we prefer to be pleasant in our crimes. The muggers usually say " Oh Golly gosh, this is awfully embarrassing but I seem to have left my flat without my Mobile Telephone don't you know, would you mind awfully if I were to steal yours"
The Muggee would then reply "Certainly old fellow, you are obviously having a tough old time of things at the moment it's the very least I can do, here have a drink on me also, glad to help and I can't tell you how relieved I am that you aren't one of those crass American barstewards with the weaponry, so 1930's"
Here we prefer to be pleasant in our crimes. The muggers usually say " Oh Golly gosh, this is awfully embarrassing but I seem to have left my flat without my Mobile Telephone don't you know, would you mind awfully if I were to steal yours"
The Muggee would then reply "Certainly old fellow, you are obviously having a tough old time of things at the moment it's the very least I can do, here have a drink on me also, glad to help and I can't tell you how relieved I am that you aren't one of those crass American barstewards with the weaponry, so 1930's"
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7470. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Shampoo Prank
#1 #4 #5 He isn't, it was a joke you monkeys and #2 you should be ashamed of yourself
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7471. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Street Fighter Crazy Drunk Russians Edition
It's amazing the techniques you bring into play when fighting drunk. Who would have thought when sober that holding someone's forehead against the floor was going to be a knockout. The guy with the cigarette knocked the first guy down twice at the beginning just with his breath. If you listen carefully you can hear John Cleese as Vodkaman saying "Alright we'll call it a draw, Calling the police hey, You yellow Bastard, let go of my head and I'll bite your nob off"
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7472. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Weirdest Mental Disorders
Fascinating stuff. Of course there are many more. There is a condition where people, often after a trauma, car accident etc, loose colour vision and only see the world in shades of Grey (Nothing like the book!) Imagine looking at a banana and it appearing a mouldy grey colour. Often these people become nocturnal as life is easier when it's dark. There is also a condition where people suddenly become frozen to the spot intermittently. Imagine walking to work and suddenly stopping on the pavement being unable to move, talk, blink. The mind is a strange and complicated device.
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7473. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Guilty dog apologizes baby for stealing her toy
This video has been done to death on You tube and the TV over the last week I'm surprised there is anyone left to see it lol, I'm just waiting for Harry Hill to do a parody where the dog keeps bringing stuff until first the room then the house gets buried under a pile of stuff. He could carry it on week by week covering the street, the town the country, Europe the Planet....
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7474. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Road to Machu Picchu
Got to get me a pet sloth
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7475. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Shampoo Prank
Shouldn't really do that to a blind kid
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7476. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Best goals World Cup 2014 flipbook
I'm sure there was a hand ball in the middle of that
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7477. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video What every young "cowboy"wanted.....
Can't remember the ROY Rogers Quick Fire Hat making it to these shores
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7478. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video McLaren 12C + Aventador Roadster Shooting Flames!
Anyone got a slice of bread and a long toasting fork
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7479. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Terre des Hommes - Sweetie Case
#8 yes but aren't you a Canadian.
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7480. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video To Protect & Serve
When you hear about someone being given a life sentence for causing the deaths of two people on the highway, whilst trying to protect ducks crossing the road. It does makes you wonder if that is an appropriate punishment. I mean who is gaining here. Yes it was a stupid thing to do but come on
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7481. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Terre des Hommes - Sweetie Case
I guess the worry with something like this is that if the internet becomes too risky for these sick **ckers then are they going to switch back to what they did prior to the internet being there? Is there evidence of a decrease in direct paedophilia or is the net just fuelling the whole thing.
I just don't get it, why would a man find a child more attractive than a grown woman anyway? And why is there so many of the **stards?
Maybe the answer, assuming we can't just make a big fire and throw them all on it! is to give them an animated website that they can go on and make it like the film PURGE if they go elsewhere
I just don't get it, why would a man find a child more attractive than a grown woman anyway? And why is there so many of the **stards?
Maybe the answer, assuming we can't just make a big fire and throw them all on it! is to give them an animated website that they can go on and make it like the film PURGE if they go elsewhere
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7482. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Frostie the Snow Goat
#2 Maybe the idea is to keep Frosty in contact with the floor so that he puts a little weight on the legs if he can?
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7483. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Ferrari Test Drive
#1 I think everyone can translate the last 6 seconds, and most of the conversation back at the showroom lol
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7484. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Road rage karma
#14 You mean way way back, like the guy was sleeping with the others girlfriend! All he needed to do was get out of the fast lane, much earlier on. Of course he might have been the guy from Camelot with a cheque! now that would have been proper Karma
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7485. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Oh Shit!
I thought he was going to crash into an enormous turd
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7486. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video "the power of love"
What is this advert for? if it's technology it failed big time!
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7487. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Road rage karma
Bull shit! It is exactly this kind of stupid macho behaviour that causes death on the road and death on the pavement. The comment above that the guy in front knew he could stand up to the other one!!! More bullshit!! what if the guy in front had a knife or a gun? The fool in front couldn't possibly know!! What if the guy who pulled up ahead was Mike Tyson on holiday? the outcome would have been rather different me thinks.
All too often these days idiots won't stand down in stupid situation that don't matter one iota. What would have happened if the guy throwing the punches had accidentally caused brain damage and death to the guy on the floor (it happens) his macho moment would have ended him with a life sentence in the UK. If faced with someone like this behind you always let them pass.
All too often these days idiots won't stand down in stupid situation that don't matter one iota. What would have happened if the guy throwing the punches had accidentally caused brain damage and death to the guy on the floor (it happens) his macho moment would have ended him with a life sentence in the UK. If faced with someone like this behind you always let them pass.
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7488. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video How to Ride Rails Like a Boss
Two essential items required:- one pallet (modified) and one tram timetable !!
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7489. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video DC10 Supertanker dropping payload on news team
That car looks like shit now
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7490. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The Russian way of playing an Accordion
#8 Accordion to him it is
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7491. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Good friends having fun
You could also help by purchasing items made of ivory poachers
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7492. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Awesome fully automatic Wolverine claws
#4 Maybe not, but he could wait outside, or slice off the padlocks!
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7493. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Liquid nitrogen bottle rockets
#5 Great, I'll get the string.
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7494. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The Russian way of playing an Accordion
Young gifted and Bach also liked 0:07-0:08 and 1:27-1:29 But hated 1:50-1:52 Not totally happy with 2:19-2:20 either (a bit greasy) I'd like to bring 0:59-1:00 to the table and open it up for debate.
also liked 0:07-0:08 and 1:27-1:29 But hated 1:50-1:52 Not totally happy with 2:19-2:20 either (a bit greasy) I'd like to bring 0:59-1:00 to the table and open it up for debate. 53
7495. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Awesome fully automatic Wolverine claws
I really hope I don't hear about this guy in some school campus massacre one day.
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7496. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Liquid nitrogen bottle rockets
Now this is only an Idea okay. I don't want to see anyone get hurt you understand but lets assume, just for the sake of science and space travel, that you were to take one of those large drink dispensers that you get in offices, (hold a few gallons I think) and using the same substances as in the video, but adding one extra ingredient, ie one thin friend.
Actually one thin, light friend and some strong but also light string to attach thin, light friend (willing light thin friend, he must be a willing light, thin friend) a risk taker if I'm honest.
So to be clear we need a willing risk taking light thin friend and perhaps three or four of these water containers and string and something else I have forgotten?
The rest is absolutely best left to the imagination........................................................................Oh and a crash helmet that's the other thing
Actually one thin, light friend and some strong but also light string to attach thin, light friend (willing light thin friend, he must be a willing light, thin friend) a risk taker if I'm honest.
So to be clear we need a willing risk taking light thin friend and perhaps three or four of these water containers and string and something else I have forgotten?
The rest is absolutely best left to the imagination........................................................................Oh and a crash helmet that's the other thing
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7497. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Smiley goes on Omegle!
That is so cool, so cool?
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7498. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Creepy Computer Lady at SXSW
#4 I wouldn't
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7499. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Creepy Computer Lady at SXSW
Weird but I still want one lol
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7500. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Amateur MMA fighter taps out for his opponent
Amazing thing to do. I only hope the loser I mean winner learns from this and doesn't get his head knocked off by the next guy who won't be so charitable
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7501. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video White Arctic Wolf Howling
Take a look at dog in your home, your Lab, spaniel, Chihuahua etc. That's where it all started.
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7502. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video A nice day on a Russian beach
#10 Believe me you don't. If I gave you the link you might, just might be fooled into thinking:-Well it doesn't look too bad, maybe I'll just go, just once.....Remember THE STRAWMAN
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7503. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Drone flying through fireworks!
I wonder how long it will be before we have Drone warfare events where Drones drop tiny bombs onto remote targets who fire back and blast them out of the sky. Watch this space
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7504. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The Empty Car Convoy
I would have liked to see it drive through a MacDonald's drive in and nobody order anything
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7505. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video A nice day on a Russian beach
#6 And here is a link showing Skegness in Lincolnshire (............) Ok so there isn't a link but that's only because nobody would be interested. Much like your link to nice beaches in Russia. Don't be so sensitive it's a joke. Why are people queuing up to be offended these days? chill out!
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7506. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Loading A Motorcycle Like A Boss
It's well known that this particular brand of motorbike has a built in padded hat under the gearbox for just this kind of loading
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7507. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video A nice day on a Russian beach
When that happens you just know your country isn't meant to have a beach, you know, like Skegness is this country
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7508. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Unexpected
Arrrraaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
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7509. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video How to peel potatoes
UuuuMMM! looks pretty effective, I'll tell the wife
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7510. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Historic Bike Flip in FMX competition
Flip in heck!
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7511. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Life in the Fast Lane
#5 Hey Insanedonkey NO!! Give it a rest, they're okay but that's all. don't start making silly comparisons with the Eagles...you Madpony
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7512. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Seal befriends woman sitting on the beach
#5 Okay so! when you leaving?
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7513. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Smart Birds Open Doors
Made my day
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7514. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Aircraft Hangar Foam Fire Suppression Test
It must take weeks to empty that hanger of foam even if they have a bucket each
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7515. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Lifx
#12 okay we're cool with that, but obviously need to know where you intend to take her and what time you will be bringing her back
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7516. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Theremin orchestra
#14 Doesn't look like it does it Perhaps you need to explain
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7517. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Queen Mary 2 gets a special happy birthday from her sisters
#5 Perhaps they saw it on Twitter der
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7518. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Walt Disney's MultiPlane Camera from 1957
#4 It's a Banksy
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7519. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Life in the Fast Lane
Nice take on the Eagles classic, of course these guys need a name if they are gonna make it big I'm thinking 'Sparrow Hawk' they can fight over who's gonna be Hawk
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7520. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Stephen Fry's reaction to a college football game
I'm not in the slightest bit interested in the game there here or anywhere but I do think Stephen Fry is absolutely brilliant. He's the kind of guy I'd like as a best mate.
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7521. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Tapping the brakes
#11 It's a video usually of a prank or something a bit weird which lasts less than 10 seconds. Have you heard of Google?
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7522. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video How to put on pants without using your hands
#12 I am so pleased that the Snotr administration department agree with my comments and felt it right to put those comments on the web site for all to see. You are a gentleman, scholar and most of all a true Englishman. Not at all like the Gerri's that we gave a dam good thrashing too in those big scrapes in 1914 and the 1940's.
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7523. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Cliff Slip and Slide
#4 You'd shave the moustache off first though yeah?
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7524. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video I-90 Rock Blasting 2013
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!! Like how the traffic cones only wobbled but didn't fall over on the pavement removal bit, that's controlled explosions for you. Although I'm sure the tree that came down in the last section had a preservation order on it
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7525. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Queen Mary 2 gets a special happy birthday from her sisters
The B# was a little flat (I know there isn't) Ship version of close encounters of the third kind. Pity someone didn't switch a few cabin lights on and off in time to the music
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7526. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Jamming baby owls
#1 No! They are owls get over it, you big baby
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7527. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Lifx
#6 Thanks for that
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7528. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Karma at the hockey game
#7 yeah that's what I said snort snort
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7529. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video How to put on pants without using your hands
My feeling is that this is only going to work with a certain kind of pant. Incidentally in England pants are what guys ware underneath their pants which we call trousers. So to be absolutely clear in England this video would be called How to put on trousers without using your hands.
Now back to my point, I don't think this is going to work with regular trousers. The one's in the video are of the elasticated variety which in England we would call slacks. Now the interesting thing about slacks is that in England they would only be worn by middle aged women usually with very large derrieres or Asses as in the US of A or possibly by riders of Horses in which case they would have a little piece of material across the bottom of each leg to stop the riders legs falling through the bottom of their slacks should they happen upon a riding accident.
Proper men's trousers made of cotton and hopefully accompanying a jacket making it a suit in England, would not be eligible for upward motion even from the gyrating body of an oriental gentleman as demonstrated in the video. It would be sadly more likely that the trouser in question would jam around the kneecap area. Following extensive testing of this theory by Quiffers and myself down at the club, we have concluded that the most progress expected in this quest could only be achieved by standing upon one's head balanced against a wall and inching the trouser down (up if you please). This though is an extremely long process and troubling as one knows that no matter how far one gets there will always be the problem of the doing up of the buttons where gravity and gyrating will be of little help. Much like playing the harmonica..no matter how good you get, half the time you suck. amen
Now back to my point, I don't think this is going to work with regular trousers. The one's in the video are of the elasticated variety which in England we would call slacks. Now the interesting thing about slacks is that in England they would only be worn by middle aged women usually with very large derrieres or Asses as in the US of A or possibly by riders of Horses in which case they would have a little piece of material across the bottom of each leg to stop the riders legs falling through the bottom of their slacks should they happen upon a riding accident.
Proper men's trousers made of cotton and hopefully accompanying a jacket making it a suit in England, would not be eligible for upward motion even from the gyrating body of an oriental gentleman as demonstrated in the video. It would be sadly more likely that the trouser in question would jam around the kneecap area. Following extensive testing of this theory by Quiffers and myself down at the club, we have concluded that the most progress expected in this quest could only be achieved by standing upon one's head balanced against a wall and inching the trouser down (up if you please). This though is an extremely long process and troubling as one knows that no matter how far one gets there will always be the problem of the doing up of the buttons where gravity and gyrating will be of little help. Much like playing the harmonica..no matter how good you get, half the time you suck. amen
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7530. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Kid faces a tough decision
There are so many inappropriate suggestions he could be given here...Just can't bring myself to saying em Guess I'm chicken
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7531. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Cliff Slip and Slide
In my next life I want to be a guy who does this sort of thing, instead of the guy who doesn't like heights and can't swim too good. lol
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7532. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Lemon ninja
Sorry did I say 125 sliced lemons sorry I meant to say oranges
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7533. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Theremin orchestra
#9 That's what they tell you while secretly practising their dark art
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7534. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Theremin orchestra
Looks like mass voodoo to me. Hope it's not some new group of religious fanatics using the power of the mind and weird vocal effects to terrorise the small doll in the middle of all the bigger dolls. Or the latest David Blaine magic trick where he makes all the dolls inside disappear and each is replaced with a hamster
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7535. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Karma at the hockey game
It's times like this that I wonder if the people involved in the video's on snort get to find out that they are on snort. If they are and the guy in the crowd with the injury to his face is reading this.... LMAO LMAO HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AAAAAHHHH AAAAAAHHHH you moron F**king serves you right you muppet
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7536. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Narcisse Snake Dens
Oooohh Sh*t I thought that holiday home was cheap in Canada and I thought 'MANITOBA DEN' sounded like a great name for a house! Must call my solicitor
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7537. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Lifx
I am more interested in being able to control products in a holiday home when I'm not there including a security camera or camera(s) does anyone know what's needed. would I need to have a computer left at the property?
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7538. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The Man Who Turned Paper Into Pixels
#1 No it doesn't
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7539. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Tapping the brakes
I would have loved to see the next thirty seconds, where she dumps him and he drives home alone
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7540. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Meet Sam, Rescued From Dogfighting
#14 Excellent
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7541. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video A Brazilian Family With Twelve Fingers
#2 Your stinky pinky or pre pinky
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7542. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Honda From Heaven
#6 Heaven being UP is a misconception, it's usually found between the sheets
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7543. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Milking the WORLD'S MOST VENOMOUS FISH
#3 Don't try it with a pike Come to think of it, don't try it period Nasty little Barstuard Pain pain and more pain, sounds like Renal Colic
Come to think of it, don't try it period Nasty little Barstuard Pain pain and more pain, sounds like Renal Colic 53
7544. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video A Brazilian Family With Twelve Fingers
I guess the only downside is buying gloves
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7545. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Polish engine upgrade
I sure hope they didn't remove the actual engine just to make this dodgy video I would have just removed the starter motor and a couple of jumps leads and got a smaller friend
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7546. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Thailand Bamboo Rocket Festival
One way of pissing the neighbours off on the fifth of November.
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7547. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Meet Sam, Rescued From Dogfighting
#12 Great, I hope it's a permanent ban?
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7548. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Longest Jump Story
#7 Actually put in even simpler terms it started to go wrong in the guys face just before the rev's even started... That look of "What the fuc* am I doing here" second later all doubt was removed.
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7549. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Teen carjackers thwarted by 70-year-old victim's car with stick shift
Ain't they brave...Woooo a 70 year old woman's car. Ain't they stupid and hopefully the joke of the neighbourhood, can't drive a stick shift. Incidentally we don't call it a stick shift over here we simply call it a gear stick. Come to think of it, anything with stick in it's title now sounds kinda weird...except perhaps Walking
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7550. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Meet Sam, Rescued From Dogfighting
Two things come to mind here 1) The video is incomplete, I would have liked to see to see the names and addresses of the people (People that's a joke) responsible for Sam getting into the state he was in. 2) I am sick and tired of seeing #(removed comment) isavepak on this website making stupid comments about Americans. Could I appeal to SNOTR to remove this idiot for good, this is the third time I have mentioned this!!!! Or do you not have power over your own website SNOTR.
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7551. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Longest Jump Story
Was it really worth it??? The problem with this sort of thing is that even if you make it, you are simply putting down the gauntlet for the next guy or gal to push it another meter and another meter. Eventually it won't end well for someone. I also wonder what this cost and for what purpose? We have aeroplanes if we need to fly. Cars have wheels, maybe keep them on the ground?
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7552. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The surprising story of medical marijuana and pediatric epilepsy
This is bureaucracy gone mad! Surly you're not saying that this child is unable to leave Colorado with her medication because if she tried her family would be considered drug traffickers!!
My understanding (limited though it is) is that if you are found to be taking cannabis through a border it's the THC that is detected by the drug testing analysers and sniffer dogs. We are talking about a linctus (a liquid in a bottle) that would be none psycho-active as mentioned in the video and would presumably by testable as such. Surly backed up by a government produced certificate this should be a breeze to legislate.
At the end of the day just what quantity of this compound would be required for a three week vacation? Okay declare it at customs get searched but come on get real. How many drug traffickers put their hands up at customs and say "Yes" I'm carrying please search me?
Finally Children are dying here and suffering repeated multiple seizures when their is A CURE!!!! What's wrong with this planet???
My understanding (limited though it is) is that if you are found to be taking cannabis through a border it's the THC that is detected by the drug testing analysers and sniffer dogs. We are talking about a linctus (a liquid in a bottle) that would be none psycho-active as mentioned in the video and would presumably by testable as such. Surly backed up by a government produced certificate this should be a breeze to legislate.
At the end of the day just what quantity of this compound would be required for a three week vacation? Okay declare it at customs get searched but come on get real. How many drug traffickers put their hands up at customs and say "Yes" I'm carrying please search me?
Finally Children are dying here and suffering repeated multiple seizures when their is A CURE!!!! What's wrong with this planet???
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7553. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Incoming
My feeling is that they aren't heading for a good place The words processing & factory come to mind
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7554. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Casual trilingual conversation with little girl
I can't get my brain around how you would teach a child of that age three different languages that she can just switch between in fluent conversation. Makes me feel rather inadequate. Unfortunately I am a Bilingual illiterate I can't read or write in two different languages. I'm also Bisexual..Twice a year I buy sex
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7555. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video What If The Earth Stopped Spinning
What would happen if the earth slowed down gradually over say a thousand years?
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7556. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Touch Screens of the Future
Doesn't work!! I just ran my knuckle down the video! Nothing
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7557. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Ukrainian kid with balls of steel
I guess it is an indication of how little there is to live for in the Ukraine. Here's a question for the common man:- If you are traveling inside a train at 60MPH and you jump up in the air, it would be reasonable for you to expect to land on the same spot as you jumped from, Right? What would happen if you did the same jump standing on the top of the train (outside)?
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7558. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video $330,000 watch that has all the planets rotating at there exact pace
I mean really! How long before the reason the watch was made fades into insignificance and you just use it to tell the time
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7559. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video How Dogs react to Human Barking
#6 You have a point. I'm guessing that he has an extremely small willy and an obvious inferiority complex. Probably abused by an American cocker spaniel when he was a child and now has a deep hatred of anything with stars and stripes on them. I think we should keep him as a pet and rename him filthy Luke, I'm guessing he never knew his Ma as she spent all her life searching for the guy who gave her that Filthy Luke.
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7560. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The most easily scared guy in the world?
We seem to have some negative trigger fingers working on these comments. mark downs for the guy who suggested it might be bullying, mark downs for my comments kinda agreeing with it and even a mark down for Mr Replay button 2.17 you are a funny lot
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7561. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Homemade Rocket Fuel (R-Candy)
uuuMMMM
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7562. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Christopher Hitchens getting Waterboarded voluntarily
What a wonderfully civilised world we have evolved into, doesn't it just make you so proud. The cavemen would sit around and be amazed at how far we have come.
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7563. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Truck smashes into overpass
#8 I think you are agreeing with me..............you are agreeing with me aren't you?
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7564. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video How Dogs react to Human Barking
#(removed comment) aaahhh I'd heard that you had died horribly and yet here you are again being a total asshole on Snotr, doing your stupid anti American bullshit again. And once again you will be banned from the site hopefully permanently this time.
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7565. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Gus vs. Pool
I would have loved to see the pie that came in that pie tray! Whata pie!!! The never ending logic and intelligence of the Great English Bulldog (and it's owner, I mean what did she think was going to happen lol)
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7566. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The most easily scared guy in the world?
#3 No he only might have a hear attack, nothing is guarantee in this world. I've worked in many companies that play practical jokes on colleagues and only several of them ended up having heart attacks, some threw themselves out of high windows and roof tops and poor Ganny Spandex did set his own face on fire which was absolutely hilarious, even he couldn't stop laughing, well not until his lips fell off anyway. The guy in this video would probably get quite depressed if it all stopped, he's got a great laugh and sense of humour and okay he's going to spend his retirement working on a funny farm but that's got to be better than sitting in a regular boring oap home waiting for you know what!!!
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7567. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Alone at the Airport
It would have been much better with the original artist and writer of the song Eric Carmen singing and more appropriate to the GUY in the video. Also Celine Dion's voice grinds me
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7568. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Change your way of thinking in 60 seconds
I have no qualification or right to explain what Jim Carrey is saying here but I believe he is absolutely right. How many people today are wasting their precious lives on this planet doing jobs they don't enjoy, often based on some momentary decision made when they were teenagers? How many more people are spending their precious lives chasing some religious ideal in some cases dying for their beliefs. Stop for another minute in your short lives and think what if this is it, nothing more, Imagine!!!
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7569. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Truck smashes into overpass
Is it me or did the driver with the camera kinda see this was going to happen??? Wouldn't it have been a good moment to put his foot down, flash his lights, sound his horn and generally try and overtake the idiot with sign dyslexia??? I'm sure a moment playing good cop would have been much easier to take from Dicko in the lorry compared to the phone conversation he was about to have next. Incidentally looks like this is near to New York in the USA
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7570. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Ukulele Girl
Who is the annoying self appointed manager woman, alright we're gonna take a break... Go annoy another musician
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7571. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Bajau Laut girl
Now if there had been someone like her, only with much longer legs on the Titanic, Celine Dion would be waiting tables now
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7572. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Mind the gap
#6 many should sit and listen. For if you love life, do not waste time, because time is what life is made up of.
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7573. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Jurassic Park Theme
It's amazing how a very familiar piece of music can be brought right into the now when played on a beautiful instrument like this. You completely forget about the dinosaurs.
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7574. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Guy In Family Nissan Maxima Beats Turbo-Charged Porsche
Clearly a shite Porsche driver
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7575. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Idiot vs Trash Bin
Another well thought out, rehearsed prank with full damage limitation consideration at the forefront. will be going back to Specsavers at some point no doubt
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7576. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Zoey sees Grandma again
Not sure of the back story here, just hope this little creature is not living it's entire life in a house as a pet. No question though that it seems happy to see Grandma again.
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7577. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Fires in Carlsbad CA
#6 You are full of shit, nuff said!!! and having given thought to all your stupid comments you have been awarded the order of the triple monkey, enjoy
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7578. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video This is how you deal with Telemarketers
#6 Absolutely, it's become my new hobby. I wish they would call more often.
I like giving them a really strange hard to pronounce name and then insist that they use it instead of calling me sir all the time. I once called myself Mr Astlebumleki then kept correcting him when he pronounced it 'liki', when he finally got the Leki part right, I said it was Blum Leki not Bum Leki. Basically never accepting a correct pronunciation.
As they do have a tendency to talk quite fast I get them to talk slower and slower and slower and then ask them to repeat what they have said even slower still. Mix it up with the name insistence and a few strange answers and contradictions and a few personal questions about themselves and the weather and hey presto you have a fun half hour. They are even paying for the call lol. I once finished off the call by saying that I would pass the information on to the owner of the house when he comes out of jail (for fraud and paedophilia) and that I had just called in to feed the piranha's.
I like giving them a really strange hard to pronounce name and then insist that they use it instead of calling me sir all the time. I once called myself Mr Astlebumleki then kept correcting him when he pronounced it 'liki', when he finally got the Leki part right, I said it was Blum Leki not Bum Leki. Basically never accepting a correct pronunciation.
As they do have a tendency to talk quite fast I get them to talk slower and slower and slower and then ask them to repeat what they have said even slower still. Mix it up with the name insistence and a few strange answers and contradictions and a few personal questions about themselves and the weather and hey presto you have a fun half hour. They are even paying for the call lol. I once finished off the call by saying that I would pass the information on to the owner of the house when he comes out of jail (for fraud and paedophilia) and that I had just called in to feed the piranha's.
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7579. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video A bridge tearing apart another bridge
Arch enemies'
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7580. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video This is how you deal with Telemarketers
I do this all the time (when I have the time). A few months back I got regular calls from probably India, judging by the accent, regarding PPI insurance and the fact that I was owed a refund (I've never taken out any form of PPI in my life).
I answered all the question just like the guy in this video, making up all kinds of nonsense, strange spellings, feigning deafness to make the guy shout, told them they were talking too fast and got them to slow down to a ridiculously slow pace and changed my accent about five times during the conversation.
At one point I was asked what car I drove and I said a Porsche but I was blind. Why it got on to it I don't know but I was asked if I had a SKY tv and I told them I stole it from next door. I also told them I was being kept prisoner in the house and made to hoover all day.
25 minutes the call lasted, I think they even recorded it as I've had others call asking virtually the same questions. I think they use me as a practical wind up for new starters. At the end of the day, if companies are going to bother me during the day I say they are fair game
I answered all the question just like the guy in this video, making up all kinds of nonsense, strange spellings, feigning deafness to make the guy shout, told them they were talking too fast and got them to slow down to a ridiculously slow pace and changed my accent about five times during the conversation.
At one point I was asked what car I drove and I said a Porsche but I was blind. Why it got on to it I don't know but I was asked if I had a SKY tv and I told them I stole it from next door. I also told them I was being kept prisoner in the house and made to hoover all day.
25 minutes the call lasted, I think they even recorded it as I've had others call asking virtually the same questions. I think they use me as a practical wind up for new starters. At the end of the day, if companies are going to bother me during the day I say they are fair game
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7581. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Intex Pool Wave
Is he German?
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7582. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Please Use This Song
It's quite catchy. I could see Coca Coca taking this up for the irony
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7583. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Parrots laughing like women while exploring a garbage bin
#11 I can only assume you are not listening to the same sound track that I am listening to. I know a 21 year old African grey parrot that has an amazing vocabulary, sound effects, telephone ringtones, mobile phones starting up and shutting down. But (and the Grey is without doubt the best reproducer of the human voice, no matter how good the yellow Nape or Triple Yellow head with spots on) you would never mistake the tonal quality to that of an actual voice. You must also agree for any parrot to reproduce a complicated sound it would need to hear that exact sound a number of times, usually because someone has taught the bird the phrase. The sounds heard in this video could not have been repeated exactly over and over by several people as is obviously what you are hearing. Also wouldn't you expect the sound of the parrot inside the bin to become louder and quieter when the lid is opened and closed?? Fake!
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7584. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Amazing Guitar Player
Certainly puts into perspective every winner of any talent show ever
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7585. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Parrots laughing like women while exploring a garbage bin
#8 I am aware that parrots talk from their throats. I've had African greys, umbrella cockatoos and macaws in my house. I still call fake here, the parrots were making some sounds granted but I'm sure there was more going off here than meets the ears. The exact sound of children laughing was too accurate for this type of bird. They would have needed to hear this complex pattern of sound a number of times to reproduce anything like what you are hearing. Fake
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7586. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Fletcher Capstan Table
I've coveted this table for years now. Wonderful piece of furniture made to the highest standard (for a price) I guess though you have to get over the fact that how many times you would actually see it in action (I mean how many friends does a guy have) and how much time is it just a table.
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7587. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video DiResta AK47 Guitar (AKA the GATTAR)
few things more alarming than seeing a band saw at high speed.
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7588. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Parrots laughing like women while exploring a garbage bin
Are you sure this wasn't women behind the camera laughing like women while watching two parrots. There wasn't any beak movement
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7589. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Man fights off great white shark
#7 Curious with many many teeth bites. still equals attack.
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7590. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Substitute teachers introduces himself
All barriers well and truly broken down
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7591. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The Deepest Hole in the World...
#2 Meggey oh Meggey they just know ok It's like saying how do they know that you can't plat jam, they just know that's all, they just know
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7592. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video A top down view of our inner planets in SpaceEngine
#7 Thank you very much for the information. I wasn't thinking especially of the Malaysian aircraft but it seems more and more there are incidents of disabled boats, yachts and the like, that are often found 'by chance' or not at all.
It seems to me that the costs involved in sending out ship after ship and diverting others to areas looking for these crafts (not to mention the human loss and high insurance pay outs) could be better spent or perhaps I should say better diploid by improving the satellite surveillance of at least some of our oceans. I'm sure that statistics would be able to highlight which ones are most populated with problems as a place to start.
Surly (and from my simple idealism) if a single sweep of the entire planet is made once every 24 hours then this could be increased to twice, three, four times? or concentrated on specific areas?
Maybe then someone needs to invent a flair that stays illuminated in the night sky for half an hour or more. I'll get on to it
It seems to me that the costs involved in sending out ship after ship and diverting others to areas looking for these crafts (not to mention the human loss and high insurance pay outs) could be better spent or perhaps I should say better diploid by improving the satellite surveillance of at least some of our oceans. I'm sure that statistics would be able to highlight which ones are most populated with problems as a place to start.
Surly (and from my simple idealism) if a single sweep of the entire planet is made once every 24 hours then this could be increased to twice, three, four times? or concentrated on specific areas?
Maybe then someone needs to invent a flair that stays illuminated in the night sky for half an hour or more. I'll get on to it
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7593. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Heckler Getting Destroyed By Joe Klocek
#1 The actual quote is 'Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt' Abraham Lincoln
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7594. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Graphene on The One Show
WHERE DO I SIGN UP
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7595. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Sea plane takes off from a truck bed
#8 Why indeed especially when his friends Edgi the Hedgehog, Fezzi the Pheasant & Squidgie the squirrel failed in their demonstrations of 'How to do it safely Oh and he wasn't a chicken he was a cockerel
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7596. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Heckler Getting Destroyed By Joe Klocek
I love the bit where the heckler puts his stupid hands in the air because he is being interrupted (Heckled if you will) by Joe. Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, Comedian
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7597. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video A top down view of our inner planets in SpaceEngine
On a sort of unrelated but connected point of view, does anyone know how much of our planet is covered and indeed recorded by satellite images.
I have no delusions about the vastness of our oceans compared to our land mass but it occurred to me that from space an extremely large area of the planet is visible (all of it if you wait for it to revolve)I wondered when we have a situation where a ship, boat, plane, whatever is "Lost at sea" why there is not the facility to look at a particular area that the craft is likely to be in and view say a flair or indeed see the actual aircraft actually going down.
This is probably a really stupid question and I apologise in advance of any sarcastic replies. My guess is we are talking 'Out of this world' amounts of recording space required. But wouldn't it be a great if we could.
I have no delusions about the vastness of our oceans compared to our land mass but it occurred to me that from space an extremely large area of the planet is visible (all of it if you wait for it to revolve)I wondered when we have a situation where a ship, boat, plane, whatever is "Lost at sea" why there is not the facility to look at a particular area that the craft is likely to be in and view say a flair or indeed see the actual aircraft actually going down.
This is probably a really stupid question and I apologise in advance of any sarcastic replies. My guess is we are talking 'Out of this world' amounts of recording space required. But wouldn't it be a great if we could.
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7598. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Sea plane takes off from a truck bed
The question is, if the vehicle doing the towing had reached 88mph, would only the vehicle or the vehicle, trailer and seaplane have gone back to the future? And if you really needed the seaplane to go back to the future how would you stop it taking off beforehand? Would the seaplane need to be fitted with a fucked capacitor? Big Big questions
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7599. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Perfectly on tune
Oh for goodness sake someone put a single syllable video on snotr
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7600. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Baltimore Landslide
I just feel sorry for all the people who lost their cars, just awful
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7601. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Jamaican kid makes a bike out of 2 lighters
Key line to be noted in this video MAKE SURE ALL THE GAS IS OUT!!!
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7602. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Jian Yang
A friend of mine actually did seven in a dive perfectly... unfortunately he was the pilot and his parachute didn't open..very messy ending
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7603. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Minute Physics warns about YouTube phishing attacks
#4 Actually Teenagers are statistically more likely to click on items like this especially if there is a suggestion of winning something or a free gift Parents have usually learnt that if it looks too good to be true likely it is. Most teenagers think that the world not only owes them something, that their parents are their slaves and don't have sex (and never Oral, yeah right!) that they are the best drivers in the world after 25 lessons (even though their insurance company charge them £2000 a year for a policy compared to £200 for their parents (derr wonder why that might be.)
Teenagers the ultimate knowledge of inexperience... Ohhh sorry had teenage rant mode engaged.
Parents have usually learnt that if it looks too good to be true likely it is. Most teenagers think that the world not only owes them something, that their parents are their slaves and don't have sex (and never Oral, yeah right!) that they are the best drivers in the world after 25 lessons (even though their insurance company charge them £2000 a year for a policy compared to £200 for their parents (derr wonder why that might be.) Teenagers the ultimate knowledge of inexperience... Ohhh sorry had teenage rant mode engaged.
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7604. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video If men were dogs
#9 Don't you have school work to do? English maybe?
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7605. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Cotidal - Constellations
Nice but I really think you should find a more attractive girlfriend. Have two monkeys and a smiling devil
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7606. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video If men were dogs
Surprisingly well done. I enjoyed this
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7607. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Kawasaki ZX-10R Meets Audi RS6 300kmh
#(removed comment) If you had the brains to earn enough money to be able to afford to drive that car it would be you yes. Except you would still be in the car park looking where the key goes.
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7608. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video What's that noise?
The sad thing is that this sketch would have been just as funny without the tree (#8 potted plant)section. For example I always find it amusing that when people find gloves or hats on the pavement they pick them up and put them on a wall? whereas I'm sure if I lost a glove or a hat that's the last place I would look. Maybe she could have put the dog on a wall
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7609. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Ice float party
I'm surprised no one has said it's REAL COOL.
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7610. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Black Racer snake having a seizure
The tip of the tail died last
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7611. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video City flooded within 5 minutes
This is one of the consequences of an entire city entering the world synchronised toilet flushing competition. No one is going to forget 4:17pm in a hurry
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7612. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Solar Roadways Indiegogo
I'm no expert but just imagine how these things will need to be laid. They will have to be on soft tarmac to get them level, otherwise they will be sticking up all over the place actually causing accidents. The levelling process alone will be a serious issue. Insurance claims will be through the roof.
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7613. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The Narwhal's Mysterious Tusk
How can an animal with such a big ice pick get trapped in the ice
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7614. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Avicii - "Wake Me Up" as Gaeilge!
Some beautiful women in this video
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7615. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Sewer Diver Loves His Job
If this was an improvement to his life I would hate to see the state of the office he left.
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7616. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The Moons of Mars Explained -- Phobos & Deimos
Little point in trying to inhabit mars then if in a couple of hundred million years it's going to be uninhabitable Mind you Humans will by then have evolved into slimy blobs of plop with two fingers to text with Or Teenagers as we currently call them
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7617. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Solar Roadways Indiegogo
How could anyone not be impressed with this idea. I guess at the end of the day it's going to come down to the big four letter C word.....no Cost silly! I can't see who is going to have the funding to get this going in a major way. I could see it in specialised sections in busy city centres but if their idea is to replace the worlds roads BIG BIG ask and very unlikely
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7618. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video 100 Days of Dance
#6 oou no I couldn't possibly
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7619. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The swing at the end of the world
The music is way too dramatic for some guy playing on a girly swing.
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7620. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Light Plane Crash in Lawson, Australia
According to the news reel re this accident, 85 lives have been saved by the use of this parachute system.
Kinda makes you wonder about the conversation around the board room table at the plane manufacturers company.
"Okay guys so we've got this plane that keeps stopping in the sky for various reasons. Now yeah we could spend millions sorting it out, but Jenkins from accounts has made a suggestion that... okay may be a little radical but it's cheap" Jenkins "cough, cough, Well you remember earlier in the summer I came around to yall to ask if you would sponsor my daughter Ethel as she was going to do a half marathon, then she changed her plans (Teenagers huh!) and ended up doing a parachute jump instead! well Okay it didn't quite go to plan, landing in that bonfire and all. But it kinda got me thinking that if we stuck a parachute on the top of our plane we could cut right back on maintenance, loose 17% of our workforce and we could use the money working on that time machine that I mentioned at the last AGM"
long pause................"Okay passed"
Kinda makes you wonder about the conversation around the board room table at the plane manufacturers company.
"Okay guys so we've got this plane that keeps stopping in the sky for various reasons. Now yeah we could spend millions sorting it out, but Jenkins from accounts has made a suggestion that... okay may be a little radical but it's cheap" Jenkins "cough, cough, Well you remember earlier in the summer I came around to yall to ask if you would sponsor my daughter Ethel as she was going to do a half marathon, then she changed her plans (Teenagers huh!) and ended up doing a parachute jump instead! well Okay it didn't quite go to plan, landing in that bonfire and all. But it kinda got me thinking that if we stuck a parachute on the top of our plane we could cut right back on maintenance, loose 17% of our workforce and we could use the money working on that time machine that I mentioned at the last AGM"
long pause................"Okay passed"
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7621. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Ducklings vs. Stairs
Now if they were ants
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7622. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Deluge Training
That was the sound of a Pork Farms Piggy Pork Pie dying.
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7623. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video 100 Days of Dance
97% of the outfits were awful but I'm not saying which the 3% were
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7624. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Animal Song
Well that was shite thanks Who the Billy goats gruff is Maria anyway?
Who the Billy goats gruff is Maria anyway?53
7625. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Valley of Dolls
If I were her I'd start making dolls of the next person who I thought was going to die. Buy a few pins and change my hobby to Voodoo
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7626. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The Incredible Physics of Ants
Couldn't help feeling a little sorry for the ants on the top being beaten (pushed) down by the guy with the bottle. You don't want to piss off a team of fire ants. I know a guy who chewed his own leg off rather than suffer the pain of the sting. or did he just go to the doctors Yeah actually he just went to the doctors but he said it really hurt a very lot
or did he just go to the doctors Yeah actually he just went to the doctors but he said it really hurt a very lot 53
7627. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Time away from desk
#5 Glad you liked it. It's an American Cat you know
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7628. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video henri's boogie
What happened? To start with very little But oh my the guy can play
But oh my the guy can play 53
7629. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Fertilization
And therefore against all odds I come to be
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7630. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video If you wouldn't say it about a boob job...
#Snotr Why is this idiot #6 not banned permanently from this site???? Every comment it makes is derogatory towards some race (usually America) I am not the first person to request this. Please get it gone!!
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7631. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Asking people in Newcastle what songs they're listening to
Not a new idea, this exact trial was on Snotr only a few months ago. It was recorded on the streets in New York I believe. Come on Guys come up with something fresh
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7632. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Homeless
This would only have worked if one of the passers by had actually recognised their relative.
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7633. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Trial Biking
I rest my case
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7634. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Mercedes-Benz
#5 Oh no! There are lots and lots and lots and lots of more boring video's on Snotr
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7635. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Only God Forgives VFX Showreel
It occurs to me that if you are a paedophile, the law is very clear about you looking at material relating to your sick obsession, for many reasons, one of which is that it is probable your viewing of the material is going to cause you to abuse directly (I do understand that the fact that the material is on video, there has already been a victim) Yet if you are a psychotic torturing murderer, some twisted individual male or female who gets off stabbing people to death with a bowie knife there is material like this available off the shelf. The fact that people are spending their lives perfecting this crap is a sad reflection on humanity.
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7636. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Cat vs Dog
Very lucky that cat was around. God only knows where the next lot of bites would have been. Very Lucky kid, very damaged dog, very timely cat.
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7637. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Jealous Donkey
#5 Yep Donkey wants all the food 1. Donkey in love with girl 0.
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7638. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Confronting my puppy
Aah! Give him some more money to play with, the cutty, cutty, whickle, doggy who likes money
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7639. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Only God Forgives VFX Showreel
Just because you can...Do you have to?
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7640. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video SkyRunner
#3 Would awesome practically anywhere, where there's a sky.
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7641. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Cat vs Dog
#(removed comment) I've told you once.
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7642. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Concerned Rescue Swimmer Dog
#(removed comment) Remember what Mummy said, If you haven't got anything nice to say, say nothing at all
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7643. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video How to make Balloon Chocolate Bowls
How about making the full chocolate balloon, leave the inflated balloon inside and call it 'Chocolate Balloon Surprise'. Better still try it with a balloon filled with water, call it 'Wet Chocolate Balloon Surprise' or with edible dye in the water call it 'Need a new shirt Chocolate Balloon Surprise'
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7644. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Coca-Cola truck accident
The dangers of driving loaded with coke
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7645. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Electric Eel (1954)
Good old Joe I wonder where he is now
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7646. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video KKK Bag Problems
REALLY!
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7647. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video How cricket balls were made 50 years ago
So how do they make them these days
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7648. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video A Walk Through Auschwitz
#4#7#11 I am ashamed to be breathing the same air as you idiots. You are a disgrace to humanity and ignorant too. Believe what you like, the fact that you are wrong is of no concern to any right thinking person. It is your loss to be brainwashed and to believe the nonsense that you have been fed. Let me guess I bet you believe the planet is made of cheese and is 103 years old
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7649. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Burj Khalifa Base Jump
Quicker than taking the lift
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7650. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Best Drum Solo Ever?
Great solo but not the best drum solo ever by a very long chalk. Google the Mule by Deep purple for a high contender or check out the solo on Emerson lake and palmers 'Brain Salad Surgery' album and not a drop of sick in sight. I'm sure there are many more.
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7651. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video NASA spotted a square "hole" in the Sun
Square holes in the sun is when God tried to divide by zero.
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7652. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The futility of the existence
#5 My comment was irony see previous video
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7653. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Swarms of tiny robots build things
#4
*little brush cleaner
*little pieces of rope so the tiny robots can dangle into the paint pots
* little sandwiches and little kettle, teapots and tiny little cups for tea breaks.
* Maybe sugar
*little brush cleaner
*little pieces of rope so the tiny robots can dangle into the paint pots
* little sandwiches and little kettle, teapots and tiny little cups for tea breaks.
* Maybe sugar
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7654. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Trickshot from car
Take 633 8 gallons later
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7655. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Bears On Stairs
#6 You are absolutely right as usual Kelly what I should have said was 'It would have been better if after a while the bear had stopped, looked at the camera, wiped his brow, stuck two beary fingers up to idiots like you, did a white bear shit on the second step, got off the third step, picked the white bear shit up with his tiny bear claws and tossed it in your general direction for the amusement and loud applause of #2#4 yer and me too. That's a rap Mr Spielberg it's in the can'
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7656. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Laziness finds a way
#5 That's simple practice with none rubbish
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7657. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Bears On Stairs
It would have been better if after a while the bear had stopped, looked at the camera and wiped his brow before carrying on
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7658. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video How not to catch an electric eel
It was the current from the wire that shocked him (as it would) not the eel. Typical first day on the job apprentice prank. Over here we send them out for glass hammers left handed screwdrivers and skyhooks. I once sent a new starter out to collate the office lunches including a quarter of a pound of chicken lips.
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7659. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Mass Incarceration in the US
#7#10 naw, I know someone who knows him and he definitely can't count lol
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7660. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Dog protects child from mother while she pretends to hit him
#8 Oh for goodness sake lighten up! It's just a video
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7661. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian McKellen play the Newlywed Game
We have a case of the Emperor's new clothes here. I do like Stewart and McKellen, I really do, they are fine actors. But they both look awkward and bored in this video, as they should it's awful. The answers to the mundane questions are neither inspired or amusing. They look jet lagged and bored or am I watching a different video
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7662. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The futility of the existence
Great music but god I despair at what passes for video these days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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7663. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video SebToots street edit 2014
Great video, but oh god I despair at what passes for music these days. Absolute crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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7664. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Competitive Foursome
I used to work with four women like that! luckily they all played wind instruments
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7665. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Vlad the Astrophysicist
The sound level is awful I found myself getting closer and closer to the speaker to hear what he was saying with the volume turned full up. I almost expected him to shout BOO! and scare the bejesus out of me at the end.
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7666. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Mass Incarceration in the US
Getting quickly back to the video guys! I have to say that although some awful crimes are committed by some young individuals in America as I am sure they are all over the world. Putting a 10,11,12,13 year old in prison with NO chance of parole (Parhole piroll parool to please #1#2 above) is just insane.
Okay if the crime was committed against someone I loved, I'm going to be more than pissed off & would likely be joining the said criminal in prison if I got my hands on the perpetrator. BUT give them 30/35/40 years. Make them an old man/woman before they get out, but don't give them no hope otherwise they have no reason to do anything positive with their lives. You are just going to create someone with nothing to loose and behaviour to match.
Oh and by the way #4 9000 and 10000 is 19000 not eighteen million!! I don't mind people getting spelling wrong but for goodness sake man get the maths right lol
Okay if the crime was committed against someone I loved, I'm going to be more than pissed off & would likely be joining the said criminal in prison if I got my hands on the perpetrator. BUT give them 30/35/40 years. Make them an old man/woman before they get out, but don't give them no hope otherwise they have no reason to do anything positive with their lives. You are just going to create someone with nothing to loose and behaviour to match.
Oh and by the way #4 9000 and 10000 is 19000 not eighteen million!! I don't mind people getting spelling wrong but for goodness sake man get the maths right lol
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7667. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video 3 dog 1 couch
The early bird catches the worm, the second mouse gets the cheese and the third dog gets the sun on it's chin
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7668. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video 96 year old man puts a younger cocky poker player in his place
#1 Know when to fold em, know when to walk away, de de de de de
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7669. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Baseball team convinces teammate that other teammate is deaf
All a bit after the event!! If you are going to put stuff like this on Snotr it would be nice to see some actual footage of the prank in action, not just a load of guys talking about it
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7670. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Do you know what sound a Sloth makes?
I've always love these creatures. If there really is reincarnation I'd like to be one next time around
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7671. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Adventure Awaits
Well if that doesn't sell a couple of extra Lurpak products nothing will? Really well made
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7672. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Baby tiger playing with dog
Very feisty breed the Chihuahua, little worried about the missing tail though. I couldn't get the link to work but try typing in 'Lilly the 6 month old Chihuahua takes on holly' into youtube. This dog fights like Bruce Lee
into youtube. This dog fights like Bruce Lee53
7673. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video YAWN or YELL?
BIG YAWN
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7674. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Nuclear Fusion in five minutes
Does it have an 'OFF' switch
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7675. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video A big surprise for newly married couple
#2 I think you'll find that what #1 was saying was a good thing. Perhaps you need to look up what 'Missing his calling' means before you make yourself look a little silly
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7676. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Surprise Tiger Shark
Perhaps it thought he needed a loan
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7677. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The story behind "the most viewed image in the world" the Windows XP wallpaper
Am I the only one wondering how much they paid?
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7678. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video 2 grannys travel by air for the first time in their lives
A real feel good video if ever I saw one. Wonderful!!
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7679. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Fuck the poor
#8 That's exactly the problem Man. You spend your money every year instead of giving it to the poor. You see if you didn't spend all your money every year, you could have some left and if you had some left you could maybe give to the homeless people or maybe to Oxfam or help the aged people. You are the problem and if you are the problem then you cant be part of the solution. Maybe you should take out some of those £2 direct debits for water aids and help a child that is abused or make a blind child see again or the health lottery or go to your doctor and say here mate here is £2 make the next child better on me instead of being a burden to the health service. It doesn't matter what you do just do something. Just don't spend your money every year
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7680. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The gloves that will "change the way we make music"
This is surly about freedom of performance while producing sound. There wasn't a piano or guitar sound demonstrated more a moog sync sound which is what I think this is ideal for. You are not going to be able to play Beethoven's 5th or rhapsody on a theme of Paganini opus 42 on this but that's not what it's about. Freedom of performance
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7681. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video French Bulldog puppy argues bedtime
EXCUSE ME SNOTR.. Why isn't #4 above removed from this site permanently????????????
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7682. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video If Walmart Paid Its Employees a Living Wage, How Much Would Prices Go Up?
And this is not just in America. let me introduce you to a real misery of a company in the UK. I'm sure there are many others but take a look at one of the favourite places on the high street COSTA COFFEE owned by Whitbread. I'm sure most of you will have been in a COSTA at some point in your lives, usually you will find them busy, busy, busy! The staff run around all day long often going without breaks. The hourly rate for a Barista is just over £6. They can be sent home at anytime if things get quiet (without pay of course) and if they are off sick they don't get paid. 2014 UK
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7683. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Cat makes a mess, then cleans it up..
Looking very carefully I don't think it's quite as neat at the end as at the beginning
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7684. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Fly me to the moon
I always feel a little uncomfortable when a child sings lyrics that he or she can't comprehend. But amazing voice none the less
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7685. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Touchy parrot
I bet the milkman is really embarrassed now when he goes to that house
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7686. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video mass of crabs VS. a stingray
That stopped the crabs singing didn't it. Fecking awful choice of music by the way
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7687. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Irish wedding dance
Superb absolutely superb
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7688. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Ian Darke Calls a Date
#7 only if you look like your photo
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7689. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Banana : the new wired phone 2014
#10 I wondered when you would cotton on to that
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7690. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Massive herd of elk in Montana
It's all well and good and I can understand why this might be an interesting video for most of you to watch. I can even see the stress you may have felt for the last Elk who clearly struggled to get over the wire fence. There is even the possibility that the poor fellow may have injured himself on the barbed wire. No one including myself would get any joy from that. The point you are all missing and have clearly not given even a moments thought too is where they were heading. Shall I tell you? MY FECKING GARDEN that's where. Striped my privet, ruined my decking, flattened my shed damaging my new flymo. Don't get me started on the greenhouse! All this years seedlings nibbled to the root, there will be no tomatoes for the wife's salads this summer I can tell you and after all the carnage they all crapped on my lawn and pissed up my neighbours smart car, even the late one! and now they are glaring at the wife and I through the French doors as we eat our spag bol and drink our cocoa. Still you enjoy your video, don't worry about us!!!
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7691. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Neil Degrasse Tyson has made the Cosmos interesting but The Onion has another perspective
#2 There is no upper limit for sarcasm It's bigger than all the boring universes put together and some
It's bigger than all the boring universes put together and some 53
7692. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Freeskier Double Backflips over 180 Ft "Death Gap"
I wonder how many times he landed on his ass until he got this right
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7693. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Poop Transplants
NO SHIT!
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7694. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video What if the Moon was a Disco Ball?
WTF What a pointless piece of shite. Why don't we try and imagine what the moon would look like if it was an inside out piece of popcorn. Why? Because it's pointless!!. I usually really enjoy the short pieces by this guy, but I'm wondering if he's running out of material.
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7695. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video 360 cycling video using 6 GoPros
How much do six GoPro's cost again? I might buy seven and do a 420 cos that would be really really weird
I might buy seven and do a 420 cos that would be really really weird 53
7696. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Sometimes Security Cameras catch a gem!
I wonder how much he regrets not getting the van with the sliding side doors now
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7697. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Man Walking Backwards through Tokyo...Played in Reverse
#5 You do know he was pouring and it was backwards
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7698. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video This is my best footage yet
As this is a piece of the world I know so very well, it's great to see it from a different perspective. Am I right in thinking that the recorded sound is a problem with these quadcopters as being underneath one a while ago in Christchurch Dorset (presumably trying to steal my mobile information, hope my Wi-Fi was turned off) they seem to make a lot of noise from the rotors which I presume you can't help but record?
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7699. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Man Walking Backwards through Tokyo...Played in Reverse
Such an amazing effect with what seems to be a minor change in life. It would be good to see it again in ?reverse
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7700. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Brick Laying and Masonry
Skilful if not a bit monotonous
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7701. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Slow Life
#2 Animals and yes
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7702. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video A circus takes over an abandoned factory.
Dare I use the words Health and safety lol..More than a few rusty nails there to dodge I would think
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7703. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Interrupter gear or machine gun synchronizer
#5 No by a Roman called Ian
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7704. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Accents of the British Isles and their geographic location
#1 You're kidding right?
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7705. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Man Slams Through a Glass Door
Taekwondo glass breaking champion takes a breather before moving on to his next building
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7706. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video SOLOSHOT2
Will be a big hit in the porn industry
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7707. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Every single project meeting as an engineer
There was a moment in this video when I felt myself getting angry. Then I realised I've been in meetings like this.
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7708. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video New speed skiing World Record
#4 Yeah! so you say! Name dropper Well I used to live across the road from the auntie of the guy who lived just around the corner from the girl who apparently very nearly slept with the guy who passed in the street ON A TUESDAY oh no a WEDNESDAY the woman who's husband used to empty the bin of the woman who worked in Asda who once served the grandma of the manager who sacked the guy you claim to know for telling porkies
Well I used to live across the road from the auntie of the guy who lived just around the corner from the girl who apparently very nearly slept with the guy who passed in the street ON A TUESDAY oh no a WEDNESDAY the woman who's husband used to empty the bin of the woman who worked in Asda who once served the grandma of the manager who sacked the guy you claim to know for telling porkies 53
7709. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Banana : the new wired phone 2014
#7 If you were to ask me, if I agreed with you, I'd have to say, I'm a frayed knot
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7710. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Banana : the new wired phone 2014
#5 You mean "I asked them how far can I call?" they said "How longs a piece of string" (Detail I know but it's important lol)
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7711. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Village Hub: A Sweet Sustainable Solution
I wonder if these trees would grow over here? uuumm? A scaled down hub in the garden, buy scooter cancel electricity/gas suppliers, sell sugar at the gate, Retire
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7712. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Kids Stuck In Stuff
This could result in some of the kids becoming toilaphobics Plunger on the face kid probably had seconds to live
Plunger on the face kid probably had seconds to live 53
7713. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video This drone can steal what's on your phone
#5 The one after that will turn on it's operator slicing him into little pieces with its little propellers I can see a time not too distant from now, when we are all going to be carrying some kind of legal firearm to take these little bastards out
I can see a time not too distant from now, when we are all going to be carrying some kind of legal firearm to take these little bastards out 53
7714. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video 80 Amish pick up and move a house
It should say '80 Amish make a collective bad decision (while moving a shed (granted#9))to put it down onto a raised edge, damaging it in four places'(Twice if you look at the beginning of the piece) It could go on to say 'If 100 Amish had turned up instead of some feigning Migraines, toothache and inability to find a parking space, this wouldn't have been an issue' '20 Amish are currently working on a smaller project as no one is talking to them
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7715. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Just a man playing with a fish
I'd like to see the same video with a piranha and a bleeding finger
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7716. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Banana : the new wired phone 2014
#2 Now you are getting into string theory UUm! I'll have a think about that, I'm a little tied up at the moment......With string!.. just got a tangled message
UUm! I'll have a think about that, I'm a little tied up at the moment......With string!.. just got a tangled message 53
7717. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Destroying data
Turn it around, draw numbers on it and make it into one of those little shitty clocks. Put it on the wall no one will notice it for years.
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7718. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Banana : the new wired phone 2014
For Security I guess you have to keep checking the string to see if anyone has tied in
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7719. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Destroying data
Why not just snap it in two or a single deep score with a screwdriver will make it unreadable
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7720. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video My first attempt to discourage Sammy
2nd attempt drawing pins
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7721. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Homemade pendulum rolling ball clock
I just want one
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7722. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video How It's Made - vacuum tubes
Most people can tell the difference between transistors and vacuum tubes by the price
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7723. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Stradivari Viola
I wouldn't pay a penny over $44.000.000 for it My grandfather died a couple of years ago and left me a violin and a painting, one was a Stradivari and the other a Rembrandt, unfortunately Stradivari couldn't paint and Rembrandt made really shitty violins
My grandfather died a couple of years ago and left me a violin and a painting, one was a Stradivari and the other a Rembrandt, unfortunately Stradivari couldn't paint and Rembrandt made really shitty violins 53
7724. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Scared by a Leaf
#2 docked
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7725. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Wil Wheaton
Basically, in a nutshell, without beating around the bush, this guy is spot on.
Being called names, or being bullied physically about your interests, your looks, the way you dress, the people you like or follow, the music you like, the films the like, your beliefs or lack of them is ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS WRONG.
The people doing the name calling (The bullies) because that is what they are, Male or female are the one's with the problem not you. It stops when you leave school, immediately.
If you are unfortunate enough to come across a version of these who managed to skip getting a crap job (because most of them do)when you are in your working life and they turn out to be your boss. Get another job.
Being called names, or being bullied physically about your interests, your looks, the way you dress, the people you like or follow, the music you like, the films the like, your beliefs or lack of them is ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS WRONG.
The people doing the name calling (The bullies) because that is what they are, Male or female are the one's with the problem not you. It stops when you leave school, immediately.
If you are unfortunate enough to come across a version of these who managed to skip getting a crap job (because most of them do)when you are in your working life and they turn out to be your boss. Get another job.
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7726. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video First beach trip
Truly amazing, what a wonderful dog overcoming totally his disability, heart warming.
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7727. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......
You do realise that one day that will stop happening, that will be a real sad day BUT! then you can start using the other one
BUT! then you can start using the other one 53
7728. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Lake Ice Coming to Take Me
It's like watching ice slide
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7729. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video A Jamaican woman raises 32 children
What an amazing lady
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7730. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video ABB Robot Playing Snooker
It's got more personality than Steve Davis
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7731. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Next Gen Graphics
The more I watch videos like this the more I realise how much of a dinosaur I am. I brought a Sinclair ZX81 when WH smiths sold them for around £60 back in 1981. 1kb of memory four silicon chips. like 1.5 million other people I would sit and type hours of go subs, subs, lets etc into the thing just to get a tiny pixel dot to move from the left of the screen to the right and hit it back with a half inch vertical line on either side.
My children came along and ran with it, whereas I'm still basically where I was 33 years ago. lol
My children came along and ran with it, whereas I'm still basically where I was 33 years ago. lol
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7732. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Kiss me im desperate
#7 You are absolutely right. Beware Folks! Christmas 1977, Progressive barn-dance, comes back to remind me a couple of times every year since
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7733. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Star Wars Symphonic Suite on a theatre pipe organ
#7 Maybe when this happens to you it's time to cut back on the analysing and just listen to the music, life is too short. Gsus
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7734. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video What Would You Do With $84,600 Everyday?
The Maths are wrong, I counted the seconds last Tuesday and there were 86403 exactly, it might have been a leap day though There are also 604800 dog seconds in a day and 8467200 in a dog fortnight and most amazingly there are exactly 126000 seconds in a dog day afternoon.
There are also 604800 dog seconds in a day and 8467200 in a dog fortnight and most amazingly there are exactly 126000 seconds in a dog day afternoon. 53
7735. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Dexter Prank
Good to know that in the event that you accidentally murder somebody in a hideous way in a room with plastic sheets covering all the walls, that there are people you can call to clean it up.
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7736. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Grizzly eats a GoPro
Great footage, don't think the Go-pro was actually eaten, more like tasted
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7737. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Deus Ex Short Film
Amazing! I wonder what this cost to produce and how long it took, worth watching the 'Behind the scenes' bit as well^
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7738. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Kiss me im desperate
I spent all morning looking for a big piece of cardboard and marker then I spelt 'Kiss' wrong
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7739. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Star Wars Symphonic Suite on a theatre pipe organ
This guy moved in next door to me last weekend, blew all the pictures from my walls.
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7740. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Dan Owen - Little Red Rooster
'Judge-Jake' takes his first tentative steps out of solitary and quite likes this video
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7741. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The unboxing video to end all unboxing videos
#1 you need to get a life
#2 You need to get a life
#3 you need to get a life
#4 you need to get a life and glasses
#5 you are just weird
#6 exactly as dull as mine apparently
#8 you are tone deaf and are assuming folk are stupid
#9 you should be claiming disability allowance and need your pills today
#10 you probably work with children and need a new job
#11 you would probably be very boring in a pub
#12 you are the only one with a serious point worth reading
#2 You need to get a life
#3 you need to get a life
#4 you need to get a life and glasses
#5 you are just weird
#6 exactly as dull as mine apparently
#8 you are tone deaf and are assuming folk are stupid
#9 you should be claiming disability allowance and need your pills today
#10 you probably work with children and need a new job
#11 you would probably be very boring in a pub
#12 you are the only one with a serious point worth reading
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7742. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Mudslide Close Call
#7 Yep that's their full name
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7743. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Which way will the wheel spin?
I was with Louise but don't tell Coco Terry was with George and they can now marry legally
but don't tell Coco Terry was with George and they can now marry legally 53
7744. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video B-1 bomber staying very low on afterburner after takeoff
How much do they charge for plucking singed eyebrows
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7745. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Jake Shimabukuro - While My Guitar Gently Weeps
George would approve I'm sure.
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7746. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Karma For The Impatient Driver
On the spot fine, drive through
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7747. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video These Dancers With Down Syndrome Will Make You 'Happy'
Wonderful just wonderful
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7748. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Magic for dogs
#5 There was no need for that arsie comment! Is it have a go at the Judge day again? Of course it went up his sleeve, I didn't think it dissolved into the kin Darkside. By the way It's called the Raven and looks like 'THIS' I was simply explaining why it needed to travel past his wrist. If it hadn't the dog wouldn't have backed off. #7 Yeah if the guy had kept his arms around long enough the dog would have likely tracked it down. I own several dogs that wouldn't have given up quite so easily lol
I was simply explaining why it needed to travel past his wrist. If it hadn't the dog wouldn't have backed off. #7 Yeah if the guy had kept his arms around long enough the dog would have likely tracked it down. I own several dogs that wouldn't have given up quite so easily lol 53
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7749. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video SPHL Goalie does the Wobble
Some nationalities would WOOOOO! at shit drying on a stick
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7750. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Magic for dogs
You can see the food shoot up the guys sleeve on the Chihuahua example. it is obviously attached to either a piece of elastic or some brought gadget from the magic shop, sending the item up to the guys elbow at least. My point is not to spoil the illusion but knowing dogs as I do and I know many in my line of business the only way you would fool the creatures is to send the food smell well away from their amazing noses 300 million scent senses to our 5 million.
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7751. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Longest Rally in Badminton History (Men's Singles)
#5 It was out
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7752. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video World record attempt goes bad
So did he live? Did he break anything? apart from not the record
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7753. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video How not to pull down a palm tree
Reminds me of the Joke
Guy waiting in a waiting room
Nurse says do you want to see the doctor
Guy says Depends, what kind of doctor is he
Nurse says he's a foot doctor
Guys says I'd like to see a man that tall
Just then a 12 inch man walks out the room, Take off your shoes and socks he says.
So the guy takes off his shoes and socks
The Dr takes a look and says naw there's nothing wrong with you
The guy says now take off YOUR shoes and socks
So the Dr takes off his shoes and socks. so what do you think he says.
The guys says I don't know, I've seen bigger feet on a bird
And the Dr starts running around the room flapping his arms and whistling really loud.
So the guy left............
Well what the hell did you think was going to happen! You people are weird!
Guy waiting in a waiting room
Nurse says do you want to see the doctor
Guy says Depends, what kind of doctor is he
Nurse says he's a foot doctor
Guys says I'd like to see a man that tall
Just then a 12 inch man walks out the room, Take off your shoes and socks he says.
So the guy takes off his shoes and socks
The Dr takes a look and says naw there's nothing wrong with you
The guy says now take off YOUR shoes and socks
So the Dr takes off his shoes and socks. so what do you think he says.
The guys says I don't know, I've seen bigger feet on a bird
And the Dr starts running around the room flapping his arms and whistling really loud.
So the guy left............
Well what the hell did you think was going to happen! You people are weird!
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7754. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Mountain Man White Guy Kills It Dancing
Nice video, Awful picture, very nearly didn't view it. Use a shot from the actual video!
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7755. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Baby moose cannot express its gratitude
Faith in humanity restored again You humans are just ooohhh
You humans are just ooohhh53
7756. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video 25 angry dogs - What would you do?
#26 Oh for goodness sake!
Here is the point ->. and you missed it by about a mile. The vast majority of people riding a bike, don't come armed with the knowledge of what 25 dogs barking, growling and running towards them are saying. If you are a tracking guide you should be aware that Joe public is likely going to do what nature has prepared him or her to do 'Panic like Fu*K'. I repeat what I said in 13 above:- no one should be put in that situation and no one is going to read the guide 'What to do in the event of being approached by 25 possibly angry dogs' because if they did they would also need to read 'What to do in the event of being approached by 25 possibly angry cows' and 25 inquisitive little green men with probes and rusty hypodermic needles'. My case along with my keypad is thoroughly rested
Here is the point ->. and you missed it by about a mile. The vast majority of people riding a bike, don't come armed with the knowledge of what 25 dogs barking, growling and running towards them are saying. If you are a tracking guide you should be aware that Joe public is likely going to do what nature has prepared him or her to do 'Panic like Fu*K'. I repeat what I said in 13 above:- no one should be put in that situation and no one is going to read the guide 'What to do in the event of being approached by 25 possibly angry dogs' because if they did they would also need to read 'What to do in the event of being approached by 25 possibly angry cows' and 25 inquisitive little green men with probes and rusty hypodermic needles'. My case along with my keypad is thoroughly rested
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7757. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Dave Brubeck plays piano, when suddenly
If I were Dave Brubeck I'd have snipped the whipper snappers bow strings
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7758. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Baltimore radio show host provides possible Malaysian Flight 370 possibilities in 1 min.
Hilarious unless you are lying at the bottom of the ocean in an aeroplane
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7759. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Ted Talk - Edward Snowden
What ever the rights or wrongs of this guys actions and you can understand a paranoid country like the USA being a little upset at this exposure. You have to admire the sacrifices this guy is making. The likelihood is that he will never be safe again. He will be watching his back for the remainder of his life. He won't be able to return to the US, unless to spend a life behind bars. Friends, family? he won't get to see them? He also must be very sure of the technical ability of not being traced even doing this Ted interview. I wonder also if Ted based in Canada were under any restrictions as to what they could broadcast of this interview? Now don't get me wrong, if any information leaked was to actually put the security of the country or it's citizens in danger it is wrong, but, if it's exposing a wrong doing to the citizens of the USA or any other related country then good luck to him.
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7760. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video 25 angry dogs - What would you do?
#24 Well brother, I for one haven't got a clue what you are talking about. But I'm sure you mean well.
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7761. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video NASA Releases Clearest Infrared Milky Way Panorama Ever Made
#5 "Have you come here for an argument?"
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7762. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Saving Animals
Faith in humanity restored
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7763. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video 25 angry dogs - What would you do?
The bottom line here is that no one should have been put in that situation. It was not private land is was a public road. Nobody needs 25 dogs to protect anything!!! You cannot expect someone, anyone, passing by on a bike to be a dog psychologist. If you don't know about dogs (wagging tails or not) you cannot be expected to know whether they are going to attack you or not. All you brave individuals giving advice above would have pissed yourselves if put in the same situation. The guy on the bike was totally correct in all his comments. If this had happened in the UsA, Canada or UK the farmers would have been in deep shit.
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7764. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Nellie choosing his guitar
Do you think he's still choosing?
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7765. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Bulldog Adopts Wild Baby Boars
Love the music. A bit of django gypsy jazz me thinks.
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7766. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The escape of a prisoner ...
Too many jokes here. The poor creature was badly injured
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7767. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Injured Bald Eagle gets a new beak made with a 3D printer
May the twat who shot this bird die slowly
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7768. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Car hits cyclist and leaves a mattress to cushion the fall
It could have been the new Air Mattress by Raleigh, inflates on impact
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7769. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Nellie choosing his guitar
#2 Something tells me pretty soon you will have to.
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7770. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Car hits cyclist and leaves a mattress to cushion the fall
If you look really carefully you can just see the wings of his guardian angel taking off afterwards
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7771. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Street Guitarist Gets His Youtube Revenue + Surprize
History in the sliding me thinks! Good luck Nelly
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7772. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Fail !!!
I'm calling fake! lets assume he didn't catch the top of the vehicle and he managed to load those containers onto the truck. What's going to happen to all that liquid when the driver drives off....exactly....yep...Fake
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7773. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Waiter For The Homeless
#1 It says we think more about others and stop just thinking about ourselves.
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7774. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Kevin Bacon Explains the '80s to Millennials
#7 They still have movies without commercial breaks on BBC1 and BBC2. Movies on ITV in the 80's had commercial breaks. The public phones on the street corners were full of piss and usually had a coin jammed in the slot so you couldn't use them. People who didn't smoke used to hate the people on trains and aircrafts that did. Fines could only be paid at the scene if you carried enough cash. All the street robbers carried shotguns to get the cash off the people who carried cash in case they had a fine to pay. Fecking 80's
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7775. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Propane tank vs. Rednecks
#8 And some fish
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7776. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The difference new engines make in Formula 1
Forget the sound. Wasn't there a marked difference in speed. Much slower in 2014?
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7777. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Propane tank vs. Rednecks
Then they went off to a hickory stump and played a dual of two banjo's while roasting a hog
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7778. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video "The Asian Vitruvian Man"
I wonder how many times he forgot to keep his fingers inside the ring when doing the full rolls? gotta hurt
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7779. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Russian close quarters shooting drills
I wonder what he would do with just two bullets in the vest and one in the bollocks
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7780. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Man sneezes into his trombone during concert
First video where I actually laughed before I watched it. I just knew what it was going to sound like and I wasn't disapointed
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7781. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Stanford Professor Andrei Linde celebrates physics breakthrough
See my comment on previous snotr video
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7782. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Big Bang Gravitational Waves
As Ian Dury once sang "There ain't half been some clever barstards"
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7783. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Why you shouldn't turn off the light at night
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate vegetables. come to think of it I'm not a vegetarian. But at least you know
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7784. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Set up a fake cult for a pizza delivery
#5 Oh it is believed that he knew! yes he knew!
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7785. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Painting Helps
If you don't do it already give to cancer charities today One day on and this comment gets a thumbs down from someone? WHY? Statistically you have a one in three chance of developing some form of cancer in your lifetime. Lets hope the markdown person is in the lucky 2 of the 3
One day on and this comment gets a thumbs down from someone? WHY? Statistically you have a one in three chance of developing some form of cancer in your lifetime. Lets hope the markdown person is in the lucky 2 of the 3 53
7786. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The Chilliman
You need to be really really strong to eata those Chilli's
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7787. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Porsche 911 fail ...
Insurance right off I think
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7788. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video GTA in Real Life
I could never be a police officer. The urge to give this *unt a kicking would be too great. Throwing Women from their cars what a low life piece of Shite.
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7789. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Best alarm clock ever
Right I'm off to Maplins and Siberia.
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7790. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Homeless Lottery Winner
Oh for goodness sake! Why is everyone bickering about the motives of a guy giving a homeless man $1000. He gave the homeless man $1000 for goodness sake Oh!
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7791. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Impact in 10,9,8 .....
Anyone know a good camera shop?
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7792. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Second a Day Video
#6 Maybe you have anger issues. Try diazepam
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7793. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video On the Road
Yeah great
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7794. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Guy saves Raccoon from barbed wired fence
Raccoons are known for their ungrateful attitudes. I have three, I give them breakfast not a word of thanks. Sorry not Raccoons, grandchildren.
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7795. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Firefighter rescues an entire family from drowning
#5 One suggestion is that none of them could swim and the water was deep. Just a thought.
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7796. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Time-lapse compilation of thunderstorms,the milkyway and northern lights
Stunning, true professional
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7797. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Second a Day Video
I really wasn't expecting that. Great little actress, her expressions painted a thousand words.
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7798. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video An Optical Poem (1938)
It gave me a migraine
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7799. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Blackstone oil engine startup
They should have used this for the beginning of Pink Floyds track 'Time' instead of all those clocks.
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7800. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Chess table with unique secret compartment
Makes you wish you had something worth hiding.
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7801. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video A hoarding house full of roaches cleansed by fire
#1 Hey Wilf why you telling them lies about working for the pest company back in he 80's. Why back in the 80's you worked for me in the ol soap factory, now you knows you did. As for saying them bugs are called Blattella Whatever, Every one knows you did looks that up on the dam internet. Any fool can do that. I've ben a watching you for a longs time on this here site and it seems you have done everys job going When all the time you are in the ol Soap factory. Now quit yer romancing fella Wilfy. I spose you'll be tellin us them Roaches ars burn proof tooo
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7802. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Bates 9000
#5 Wow a time traveling cell phone, what was the weather like
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7803. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Jeff Gordon strikes again
ermmm! I'm still not sure
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7804. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Coral Gardening in Fiji
Fiji Corals, heading for a fish tank near you
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7805. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video How to properly handle a stick drop
#6 A drum machine wouldn't drop a stick
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7806. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Emily
It's a lovely idea and she's a cute kid, let's hope she keeps these values throughout her life. More like her would a better world make. Incidentally her Mum could donate a few inches too, she has more than enough
On the Filming and sound front I am getting more and more irritated with the pointless need of adding music behind vocals (Especially as in this case, where clarity is really needed) Feature films are the worst culprits. What is the point of actors having lines to read if we can't hear what they are saying because some goon has sound on sounded a guitar or a piano!
On the Filming and sound front I am getting more and more irritated with the pointless need of adding music behind vocals (Especially as in this case, where clarity is really needed) Feature films are the worst culprits. What is the point of actors having lines to read if we can't hear what they are saying because some goon has sound on sounded a guitar or a piano!
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7807. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Storm at the South Coast of Ireland
That glass must be really thick or quadrupled glazing as the noise level is really low, almost pissed myself when the guy coughed.
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7808. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video One handed knot throwing
#7 Knowing they were Americans, I was expecting them to shoot the performer
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7809. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Air Race Helmet Cam
Eventually someone was going to say it, so here goes (clears throat cuu cuu) Shame about the lack of sound.
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7810. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Ancient Chinese instrument mimics Super Mario Brothers
Looks like they just glued a bunch of flutes together
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7811. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Spetsnaz Instructor shows a cool trick
All's fair in love and war.. But oh dear
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7812. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video A needle-free vaccine patch that's cheaper than a needle
This will never catch on. Dr's enjoy sticking needles in people far too much. Every job needs a perk
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7813. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Cave Diving
Last week I had an MRI to see if I had claustrophobia
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7814. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Fastest wire bending in the world
My bet is that if you speeded this up it would be quicker
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7815. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Don't film and drive!
I love how the kid learned to say OH Shit lol.. Could have been the last video of this family
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7816. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Dad makes Mission Control Desk for his son
Dad has a weird voice He sounds a little like the co pilot in StingRay I'd like to hear him say "Looks like one of those big fish Troy"
He sounds a little like the co pilot in StingRay I'd like to hear him say "Looks like one of those big fish Troy" 53
7817. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Alex Honnold Free Soloing
The problem with this feat is that the nature of 'certain' human beings is to be competitive. I worry how many people will die trying to beat his time
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7818. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Event Horizons and Black Holes
#1 You have just demonstrated to the whole of the snotr populous that you haven't got a clue what you are talking about Well done From this point onwards any comment you make about anything should be taken with a pinch of black hole salt
Well done From this point onwards any comment you make about anything should be taken with a pinch of black hole salt 53
7819. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Tires with retractable studs for ice
Pretty sure Mr Bond had a set of these years back..and with proper spikes
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7820. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Sonic boom destroys a sundog
What the Fu*k is a sun dog... Do you mean a cloud
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7821. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Would you help a child in need?
I guess the worry these days is that it might be a coat stealing scam. Keep a grip on a sleeve
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7822. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Forget floppy drives...
Very annoying but brilliant
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7823. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video How Thai Rice Boxes are made
Two things come to mind 1) Big mistake showing us how to make them, cos now we can make them ourselves lol. 2) They have a turntable so why not cut out stage one, make him redundant, make them out of clay, quicker, increase productivity. Result greater turnover, higher profits. Five year plan re-locate production to China. Get on with inventing the Hover board. Sorted. Progress!!
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7824. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Pharrell Mashup (Happy Get Lucky)
One camera, one projector. Yep there were two things that made this video special
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7825. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Distortions
This guy is just amazing.
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7826. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Steadicam shot Behind the Scenes of Hugo
I'm sure this was started a fraction late as the guy actually said.. eight hundred and one camera...Action
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7827. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video MTT-136
But can it climb a tree?
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7828. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video High speed camera on the subway
Now be honest, how many of you expected to see people moving around really fast?....come on don't be shy.... oh you liar's....lol
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7829. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Like a Boss
Or was he dinner
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7830. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Just a Man Ironing a Shirt
This video proves one thing and one thing only..Ironing a shirt is a Facking Faff. What ever happened to the crinkle look that was around a few years ago. Such a time saver. Oh and #19 Stick it up your ass!
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7831. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Compressed air prank
Watched this five times on the fifth viewing I actually spat coffee on my laptop lol..thanks Snotr
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7832. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Electric Bicycle
Those elbows sure look vulnerable
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7833. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Happy Cows
Cow joke:- Kid comes home from his school trip to a farm. Dad says "how was your trip?" kids says "It was great, we saw lots of animals" Dad says "Excellent what did you see?" Kid says "We saw chickens, we saw Geese, We saw Pigs, We saw Fuckers, we saw goats, we saw piglets, we saw... Dad interrupts "What did you just say you saw before the goats?" Kid says "the Pigs" Dad says "no after the pigs" Kid says "Oh the Fuckers? yeah teacher said they were F-ers but we knew what she meant"
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7834. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Hope this makes anyone's day better
yep..Might skip the anti-depressants today now
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7835. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Squarepusher × Z-MACHINES
I would rather listen to this than half of what is in the charts at the moment. I'd call this Cyborg jazz
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7836. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Base jump into the Fog
I wouldn't be doing this myself but surly if you have done the jump before from the same spot, nothing is going to be your way, it's not a big deal
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7837. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Richard Turner, the blind card mechanic
#6 Okay go milk a bull
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7838. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Burning Man 2013 Time-Lapse
#(removed comment) Prove it
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7839. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Cat trying to apologize
#1 You are such an arse and you're ugly
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7840. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Don't Tell Mummy!
#16 Do you know a track that will let you take a six year old. Mine doesn't and I don't know of one
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7841. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Don't Tell Mummy!
Totally irresponsible behaviour, the child obviously has no perception of danger and the father should know better. Lets hope the child doesn't repeat her experience on her seventeenth birthday behind her own set of wheels. There are enough idiots out there doing that without the encouragement of their parents.
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7842. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video URB-E visits China
#4 What are you talking about 1) just because you don't need to wear one I China doesn't mean you couldn't use it elsewhere with a helmet der. 2) You can get a motor cycle insured?????? 3) Oh I can't be arsed
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7843. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video 3D Printer = Air Hockey Opponent
It's only a matter of time before a 3D printer makes a 3D printer then we're all screwed.
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7844. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Parking ticket prank
#5 I don't think their parking had expired, these were just random drivers who were present when the prank was done. If they hadn't been it wouldn't have worked
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7845. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video A Normal day in a Russian Supermarket
Nice try with the trick title. This was actually Waitrose Buckinghamshire two weeks after the free coffee promotion started.
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7846. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Someone please give these two a sitcom
continued from 6#
Have you rung the ambulance Ron
Can't Billy the phone is dead
No shit
Yeah did you see a break in the wire up there?
Can't say I did
You got a mobile on yer?
yep it's in my back pocket.
Think it'll be okay after the fall?
No not really
Why's that Billy?
Well half of it's inserted in my ass
No Shit
Probably Not...not for a while anyway
wooo that's gonna hurt Billy
It already hurts Ron
To be expected I guess... Iphone?
Samsung
Not the S3?
Nope... S4
Wooou they are really sharp
Think it's corner on Ron
Ah Billy... Is there anything I can do?
You could call that Ambulance Ron.. ask em to bring the grapper
Sure thing Billy...You got a mobile?
It's up my ass Ron.. I told you that already
We could be in a bit of trouble here Billy..My battery's dead
Mine isn't Ron, I can feel it ringing
You got a call Billy?
yep it's vibrating Ron
You gonna answer it?
The Phone's up my ass Ron
Is that gonna be a problem Billy
Yes it's gonna be a problem...The phone is up my ass!!
Shit
You are gonna have to answer it for me Ron.
I'm not answering your phone Billy
Why not?
It's up your ass Billy... I'm not going to talk into your ass
Thanks a million Ron...
......Maybe they'll leave a message.
Have you rung the ambulance Ron
Can't Billy the phone is dead
No shit
Yeah did you see a break in the wire up there?
Can't say I did
You got a mobile on yer?
yep it's in my back pocket.
Think it'll be okay after the fall?
No not really
Why's that Billy?
Well half of it's inserted in my ass
No Shit
Probably Not...not for a while anyway
wooo that's gonna hurt Billy
It already hurts Ron
To be expected I guess... Iphone?
Samsung
Not the S3?
Nope... S4
Wooou they are really sharp
Think it's corner on Ron
Ah Billy... Is there anything I can do?
You could call that Ambulance Ron.. ask em to bring the grapper
Sure thing Billy...You got a mobile?
It's up my ass Ron.. I told you that already
We could be in a bit of trouble here Billy..My battery's dead
Mine isn't Ron, I can feel it ringing
You got a call Billy?
yep it's vibrating Ron
You gonna answer it?
The Phone's up my ass Ron
Is that gonna be a problem Billy
Yes it's gonna be a problem...The phone is up my ass!!
Shit
You are gonna have to answer it for me Ron.
I'm not answering your phone Billy
Why not?
It's up your ass Billy... I'm not going to talk into your ass
Thanks a million Ron...
......Maybe they'll leave a message.
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7847. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Someone please give these two a sitcom
Hey Ron
Hey Billy
That hurt
No Shit
So how's it hanging
Pretty Good
Cool
So...
So what
So you need an ambulance
Yeah pretty much
Any rush with that
Kinda yeah.. Can't feel anything below the neck
No shit
Yeah shit.
That'll be a broken neck then
Reccn so
Hey Billy
That hurt
No Shit
So how's it hanging
Pretty Good
Cool
So...
So what
So you need an ambulance
Yeah pretty much
Any rush with that
Kinda yeah.. Can't feel anything below the neck
No shit
Yeah shit.
That'll be a broken neck then
Reccn so
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7848. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video 10 of the Wealthiest People (Dead or Alive)
Money for nothing chicks or cheques for free
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7849. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Little girl experiences rain for the first time
#10 She is if she lives in the UK
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7850. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Tainted Love played with floppy drives
I'd like to hear them play 'Flight of the bumble bee' My guess is they would blow their little arms off
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7851. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video This Voice
First the voice next the actual Robot
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7852. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Little girl experiences rain for the first time
She should move to the UK she'd soon get sick of it
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7853. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video 55 Gallon steel drum implodes
I was on edge the whole way through this video as I thought I read 'explodes'
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7854. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Afe Tower's demolition in Frankfurt
#1 That wasn't dust it was HDM House Dust Mite! Keep your mouths closed
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7855. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Cruise Ship Cut in Half, Then Stretched 99 Feet
If this was a car it would be called a cut an shunt!
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7856. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Do cats like champagne ?
My comment at position 1 doesn't make any sense without the comment that has been removed.. Which was "I'd like to see that done with sulphuric acid" Moron
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7857. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Zero experience
I can hear him say "How difficult can it be"
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7858. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Do cats like champagne ?
#(removed comment) I'd like to see you done with sulphuric acid.
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7859. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Remove a ring from a swollen finger.
Hands up if you thought at anytime during this video that a fake finger was going to be cut off? Me Me Me I did
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7860. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Ludwig Van Beethoven
Man takes son to a piano teacher "Okay I'll pay £20 an hour but how do I know you're any good" 7 minutes later man says to Valentina "Like I said I'll pay £200 an hour I'll pick him up at six.
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7861. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Asteroid Discovery From 1980 - 2010
#8 I'd be guessing we got a better telescope?
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7862. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Instant justice
That has to be an orgasm listen again.
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7863. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video 1850 HP Lambo: 0-254 MPH in under 21 seconds from a standing start
victorious he got into his Polo and drove all the home.
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7864. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Dog daycare
Great to see them all getting along. Nobody's wasting nobody
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7865. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Two 90-Year-Olds Compete In Sprint Race .
Here's to their rematch upstairs
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7866. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Best Wipeouts
Is it my imagination but do most of these attempts go from left to right? Is there a reason for that?
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7867. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video instagram gone wrong
#4 I'll do it
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7868. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Urban climbing
I have to say that as interesting as this looks I do worry about the wear on the architecture of some of these old buildings. If copious amounts of people start doing this we are going to have broken walls, broken tree branches and no doubt a few broken bones along the way.
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7869. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Missing life trying to record it
#1 Wow that was some charge
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7870. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Iron Mike Tyson ~ Top 10 Fastest Knockouts
#4 I don't think the rape did him any favours either
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7871. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The Scale of the Universe
#8 On the other hand, should it not convince anyone that so much complex detailed randomness didn't require a maker. What would be the point?
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7872. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Bruce Lee (autotune)
#6 Brucie could wop him from the grave
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7873. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Parrots Dancing
Goodness knows what they would do if they were played some decent music
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7874. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Share Banana
I hope his partner (if he has one) serves him his dinner the same way!
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7875. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Virgin Spaceship
If the video was a few seconds longer you would have heard someone shout "Hey don't put your hand on the jet exhaust cone it's Facking hot" followed by "Owooooooo!"
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7876. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Crazy Backflip Pool Jump
Around 12 inches away from a lifetimes enjoyment in a wheelchair
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7877. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Tuvan Throat Singing
If My girlfriend did that half way through every verse I sang I'd get another girlfriend
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7878. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Teacher shows students his moves
Did teacher have a condom over his head?
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7879. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video How To Eat Chicken Wings
Option three looked more interesting
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7880. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Scary Trucks Crash Compilation
There seems to be a distinct lack of warning horns, Window wipers, brakes and competent drivers.
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7881. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Reaction of iodine with 90% alcohol
The headline is wrong it ought to read "Self harm lessons in Russia"
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7882. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Dude rides bike over West 7th St bridge arches in Fort Worth
My guess is that the city will be putting a stop to this real soon
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7883. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Comparison of large beer vs. small beer
I'd still buy the big one because it's bigger, it's a no brain-er
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7884. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Snowboarding appears to have turned insane
When I see videos like this it makes me wish I was thirty years younger. I still wouldn't try it cos it looks quite dangerous but I wouldn't be so old
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7885. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Dolphins
This has to be illegal call the cops...I wonder if they get so mellow that that hallucinate about swimming with people....Too much of this and they'll need to see a sturgeon
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7886. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Comparison of large beer vs. small beer
VooDoo.................
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7887. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Secrets of the Living Dolls
I watched this program on C4 last week in full. I really don't know what to think. These guys have a problem and I don't get it at all. I get transvestites, I get homosexuality, I get heterosexuality. But this just beggars belief. The dolls are grotesque, they are not attractive in any way. These men are not dressing up like Women because women don't actually look like that. The dolls are not realistic they look like the worst wax models you might find at a seaside resort at the east coast of Britain. If these were being treated as a fun fancy dress costume where you had to turn up looking like a character from a B Movie science fiction film then yeah ok. But they are not, the wearers actually think they look good. I do worry about the internal wiring of these people.
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7888. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Unstoppable Robot Eats Landmines for Breakfast
Well it sure beats sending our guys out with a trowel and a brush. Never mind the cost, get them made, get them bought, get them used. If it makes a branch of the Army redundant I would say that is progress. Landmines your days are numbered!!!!!
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7889. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Moving food
nauseating
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7890. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Misdirection - Insane football skills
#2 It's not what I got
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7891. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Flying Dagger wrist cam Jeb Corliss
I know you are going to tell me the answer is "Because it's there" But for goodness sake why was it necessary to fly through the crack, fly past it for goodness sake. Imagine the mess if he had hit either side, then some poor rescue party would have to scape him off
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7892. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video About organ printing
We sure live in amazing times. People in the future will be so healthy that when it's time for them to die they'll have to be beaten to death with a stick
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7893. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Killing Dogs
I wondered what possible state in nature this would be useful for, then I remembered that I once saw a dog on a surf board and I realised this is just too big a question
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7894. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Commodore 64 Bass Guitar
Obviously a very intelligent lady, I'm so sad that all I could think about was her rolling around on her roller skates at the Make fair. I am thoroughly ashamed of myself.
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7895. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Footage of a Sailfish
I bet the Pinocchio fish wished he hadn't told all those lies that morning. His nose was getting in the way of catching his dinner
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7896. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video I want my carrots
Those claws totally not suited to gathering up sliced anything
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7897. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Devil Baby Will Haunt New Yorkers' Dreams
Oh My! Heart attack in the making. The guy in the yellow coat must have one just like it at home lol
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7898. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Alpha Sphere
I HAVE COME FROM THE FUTURE. IT DIDNT TAKE OFF
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7899. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video 3D scans reveal deep-sea anglerfish's huge final meal
#1 That fish? A very long time.....It's dead The clue was in the bottle
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7900. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video New Year Fireworks Fail Compilation
I'm surprised that terrorists don't get into the firework trade they could wipe out an entire country in one night in November.
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7901. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video -40 Celsius weather with boiling water shot out of a water gun
Sure is exciting there
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7902. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The Problem with Time & Timezones
Now let me get this right. Are most of you saying get rid of time zones around the whole world, well are you, are you! So when it's 11AM in the UK it's also 11AM in the whole of America, Russia, China, Australia etc etc. So that for example we in the UK might get up at 7AM (Obviously it would need to be left as it is for the UK because we invented time in the first place and we don't like change, except in the summer and winter time. Also we have actual time stored away in a bottle in Grenwich).
So we get up at 7AM and in say a state in America they get up at what used to be 7am but is now 2pm but it's in the morning because the sun has just risen, they have breakfast (usually too much) and off they go to work arriving at what used to be 8:30 but is in fact now 3:30 in the afternoon but it's morning (remember that) We in the UK don't care because it's still 8:30AM and the day is progressing at it should in fact we stop for elevenses when we might have a cup of Tea in a china cup (which we also invented by the way) At 6PM Johnny foreigner in the USA can also stop for elevenses but would have to now call it sixes, the time when they can have a couple of Burgers and a Corfee because they like Corfee and they say Corfee like that. We in the Motherland may stop for our lunch around 1PM a very civilised time to have our Salmon and cucumber sandwiches (also invented by us) while Mr America has to wait until 8PM for more Burgers and some Crips washed down with a Coke (Not diet). Doesn't really matter though as it's really Just lunch time in old America. Following afternoon tea and a digestive biscuit (Yes you are right) we finally drive home in our lovely country car passing chickens and cows on the way arriving home to our beloved wives around 6:15 where we have a cold salad because it's Summer sit back in our recliner to watch the News and current affairs programs and Coronation St. Johnny America gets to go home around midnight eats two dinners and watches Pro celebrity Baseball. Yeah can't fault it.
So we get up at 7AM and in say a state in America they get up at what used to be 7am but is now 2pm but it's in the morning because the sun has just risen, they have breakfast (usually too much) and off they go to work arriving at what used to be 8:30 but is in fact now 3:30 in the afternoon but it's morning (remember that) We in the UK don't care because it's still 8:30AM and the day is progressing at it should in fact we stop for elevenses when we might have a cup of Tea in a china cup (which we also invented by the way) At 6PM Johnny foreigner in the USA can also stop for elevenses but would have to now call it sixes, the time when they can have a couple of Burgers and a Corfee because they like Corfee and they say Corfee like that. We in the Motherland may stop for our lunch around 1PM a very civilised time to have our Salmon and cucumber sandwiches (also invented by us) while Mr America has to wait until 8PM for more Burgers and some Crips washed down with a Coke (Not diet). Doesn't really matter though as it's really Just lunch time in old America. Following afternoon tea and a digestive biscuit (Yes you are right) we finally drive home in our lovely country car passing chickens and cows on the way arriving home to our beloved wives around 6:15 where we have a cold salad because it's Summer sit back in our recliner to watch the News and current affairs programs and Coronation St. Johnny America gets to go home around midnight eats two dinners and watches Pro celebrity Baseball. Yeah can't fault it.
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7903. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video An Earth Harp being played at Burning Man
I'd love to see the case that comes in
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7904. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video 6 rooms into 1: New York apartment packs 1100 square ft into 420
As world population continues to rise this is the way future generations will probably live. I think it has great promise, well thought out, quality materials, economical in use, yeah can't fault it
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7905. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Adaptive thermal camouflage for vehicle
#5 I disagree, it is a bright future. The light from nuclear Armageddon will be extremely bright indeed.
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7906. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video HPI Racing's Ken Block Micro Gymkhana
I'm glad they showed what would be my level of skill at the end of the video. certainly beats Scalectric.
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7907. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Funny Japanese Elevator Prank
#9 The slime/goo was very important as it masked the fact that they both pissed them selves and who wouldn't, your final pleasure before meeting your maker
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7908. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video My voice doppelgänger!
I think he has found someone with exactly the same voice. How the heck you would go about finding that is a little weird though .
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7909. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Insanely steady camera image stabilizer
Why was there no sudden up and down or left to right movements
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7910. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Question: How did it got in there ?
Of course what's the best thing to do when a poor cow has been stuck in a pot for goodness knows how long, probably highly stressed. Oh I know let's all Facking scream and shout that will make it feel much better. Tossers
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7911. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video You're a dog
The dog is about to say "How weird is that, I was just about to say the same to you"
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7912. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Drugs at Work 2: Chirstmas
I have to say that I found this quite fascinating, but would have liked to see a day four either before of after the "Experiment" to see what the guy is normally like. I would add that this is the only side I would like to see this from, as I have no desire to fry my own brain. As a social experiment where someone is trying to complete a simple task it is interesting to see how he nearly achieves this under the different effects. I do wonder if there is any cumulative effect as one day follows the next? Not in anyway to be recommended though.
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7913. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video New and imaginative way of navigating terrain from NASA
Looks like it could become a knotted mess
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7914. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video A Marijuana Arrest
You know, in life it is often very easy to see that someone is a genuinely nice person, as is very obviously the case here with this gentleman. For a so called super power country who dictates positive ideals around the world you should be ashamed at your behaviour America. What have you gained here, how many children who could have been influenced into a world of art and beauty will now turn to negative ways of crime. To come across a teacher that is actually liked in a school these days is about as rare as hens teeth. I'm appalled that this goes on, what a stupid backward thinking system you have. In world WW2 Hitler made a law that said kill the Jews that was a bad law and so is this.
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7915. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The most original haircut
The words unnecessary, gimmick, split & ends come to mind
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7916. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Tank loading gone bad
Suddenly the fierce looking Tank looks like a Dalek that just fell off the toilet
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7917. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video One day, a computer will fit on a desk (1974)
If he had said "and one day, probably in December 2013 a film of this interview will appear on a web site called Snotr and people will comment on it and the 7th person who makes a comment will say if he had said " and one day, probably in December 2013 a film of this interview will appear on a web site called Snotr and people will comment on it, so now I have" then I would have been really impressed
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7918. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Local fire department rescues dog
The lesson here is all you dog lovers of which I am one. This is the minimum amount of equipment needed to rescue a dog from ice or water. Jumping in after the dog with a lead is usually a very bad idea
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7919. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video NASA Hyperwall 2 Demo
Might be a stupid question, but why couldn't they transfer this to one big screen without having to look through 128 stupid black squares.
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7920. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video How Does a Transistor Work?
Oh I get it, I just don't understand it. But then I understand it and then I don't get it. Oh wait a minute!.....No! I don't get it
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7921. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Animation on how Bertha works
I'm wondering how big the slabs are? Are we talking Lego or paving?
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7922. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Why marijuana is illegal...
There is considerable medical evidence that weed (lets keep it simple) can induce paranoia, schizophrenia, depression and anxiety. Smoking is not a natural process for the body and correct me if I'm wrong isn't weed usually rolled with tobacco? meaning it also includes the health risks of regular smoking as well (more actually as there is no filter involved).
There is also strong evidence that smokers of weed especially in the younger generation are more likely to experiment with stronger drugs like ecstasy, Cocaine and heroin. Comparing it to Alcohol from a legal point of view is not especially helpful as can you honestly (I mean really honestly) ever see a day when you will be able to go into Tesco's and buy it from behind the counter like cigarettes??? It's never, ever, ever, going to happen. Apart from it's seedy reputation the logistics of farming and supply would be ridiculous. At the end of the day all drugs are unhealthy.
There is also strong evidence that smokers of weed especially in the younger generation are more likely to experiment with stronger drugs like ecstasy, Cocaine and heroin. Comparing it to Alcohol from a legal point of view is not especially helpful as can you honestly (I mean really honestly) ever see a day when you will be able to go into Tesco's and buy it from behind the counter like cigarettes??? It's never, ever, ever, going to happen. Apart from it's seedy reputation the logistics of farming and supply would be ridiculous. At the end of the day all drugs are unhealthy.
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7923. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Paralysed Rats Made To Walk Again
#1 I knew when I looked at the comments following this video that you would be here making this comment. You are always guaranteed to object to experimentation like this on a living creature that is not human. I do wonder how many paraplegics would object to this though? I am an animal lover & while rats wouldn't be my first choice as a pet, primarily due to the fact that they pee constantly. I can understand that some people love them like others might a dog or a cat. But when you consider how many of them are killed in traps or farmed as food for snakes etc. I have to say this seems to be very important work that may lead to a cure or life improvement to people who currently spend their lives in wheel chairs. It's a poor argument against.
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7924. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video An Ordinary Day
Yes a daily occurrence, a beautiful girl leaves post its on your car. Happens to me all the time.
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7925. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Why You Shouldn't Watch Porn In The Same Room As Your Parrot!
I think the lovebird is having a stroke
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7926. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Safety car Fails
For what is usually a very exciting sport, comes a really boring video, yuck
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7927. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Dog jumps in after the dolphins
#4 there weren't! there wure Dolfins
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7928. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Rufio from Hook auditions for 'A Street Car Named Desire.'
#3 Well there's you
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7929. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Florida Man Tries to Trade Stolen Alligator for Beer
If he had gone to a general store, they wouldn't have let him buy anything specific.
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7930. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Truck with 15 tons of explosives explode
Tragic for the family but a good example of the difference between the speed of light and the speed of sound.
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7931. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video This golf shot though...
He should now be called Postman Matt
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7932. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video A clever little cube
Two things come to mind. 1)This is how the Borg started 2) Cute though it is, wouldn't it have been easier with a sphere?
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7933. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video This is how Brazilian thieves steal your credit card information/password
3D Printers strike again.
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7934. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Robber chooses the wrong nerd on an iPhone
I think the guy was listening to how to defend your self against a guy with a gun, Part 1, Act quickly... Like now!!!
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7935. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video One of the biggest, and most reckless hits in hockey
That's how I skate all the time. But not on purpose
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7936. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Guy tries to set up a World Record in jumping through 10 panes of glass
You can see what's going through his mind just before his mind nearly goes through his skull. "Tempered! did he just say Tempered...oh Fu*k I'm sure I asked for Greenhouse"
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7937. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Guys in Russia listening to Roy Jones jr in their car
He's just a Facking bloke who's over paid, having found a way of not having to work for a living. He's got to be somewhere
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7938. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Is Chewbacca trapped in my cabinet?
There is obviously a simple scientific answer to this, which no one has bothered to consider.......Maybe Chewbacca is in his cabinet
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7939. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Appalling abuse of donated canned goods by San Francisco citizens
Someone ought to make posters of photographs of these wretches and put them on the walls behind the food point. Or pay one of the bigger homeless people to monitor the distribution with a big pointer on a stick.
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7940. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video This guy's microwave has annoying beeps
I think it's trying to chat up his clock radio
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7941. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Impress your friends with beatboxing
#6 That's the secret left ear percussion point, you're not meant to notice that. Now the whole secret is out, now anyone can do it, his career is over and it's all your fault
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7942. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Justin Timberlake halts concert to let fan propose to girlfriend
I'll give it 6 months
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7943. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video 4 Year Olds Bucket List
A mind changed by a new idea never regains it's original shape. What dreams this little boy is going to have. Lets hope he survives.
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7944. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Rion Holcombe gets a special letter in the mail
Well done and good luck, Rion
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7945. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video What would you do?
I am white (or am I) We all originated in Africa. We can trace our ancestry back to one tribe if we care to look. It's called evolution and racists should spend a few seconds thinking about that before expressing ignorant comments. White people in America are no more different than Black people in Europe or yellow skinned people in China. Peel back the skin and we're all the same.
Having problems with bad people is the issue not the colour of the skin of the person who is doing bad
Having problems with bad people is the issue not the colour of the skin of the person who is doing bad
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7946. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Australia in a nutshell
Are those things available in the UK?
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7947. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The Great 202 Jailbreak
Extremely interesting. Didn't understand a word of it but carried along with the enthusiasm of the speaker. I thought the bromide was what they gave soldiers in the war to stop them thinking about sex!
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7948. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Living in Japan: Culture Shock!
I guess the forth level of culture shock. Is talking to yourself and making a video about the other three.
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7949. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Excavator precision
Somehow that would have been improved with the Jurassic Park music.
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7950. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Australia in a nutshell
Isn't that the funniest thing ever. I fell out of the F***ing seat!
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7951. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Odds: 1 in 2.7 billion.
#6 7 to 1 obviously are you stupid
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7952. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The Real Walter White
#9 No offence Mrs Sizzlik. I wrongly assumed that comments from Admin on a predominantly English comment website would be written by someone who's first Language would be English. Periods should be left where they belong with Women once monthly. Live while you are alive, is it live or is it Memorex?
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7953. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video That ain't no patch of grass...
WTF WTF WTF WTF
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7954. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Airport's security officer saves a baby in an amazing catch
#(removed comment) A child falling a metre onto a hard floor could and often do break bones. Try lying across a work surface in your kitchen and getting a friend (if you have one) to push you off onto your face and see how much damage you do By the way to help you with further comments it's too 'MANY' action movies. It's like 'A' volleyball player. It's 'Catch' a child. It's not even 'A' one metre fall. It's 'THE' Behaviour of grown ups is against nature (no THE there). It's people 'LEARN' by 'MAKING' mistakes (So you will have learnt a lot from this comment won't you). It's prevent too 'MANY' mistakes. It's e.g. 'BEING' super protective. It's 20kg 'OF' or 'ODD OF' safety shit. It's and even later in adult 'LIFE'. It's probably 'RECOGNISE' danger or feel fear. And finally it's a regular 'PSYCHOPATH' although there is no such thing as a regular psychopath and you certainly wouldn't become one by being caught when falling off a bench by a kindly security guard
By the way to help you with further comments it's too 'MANY' action movies. It's like 'A' volleyball player. It's 'Catch' a child. It's not even 'A' one metre fall. It's 'THE' Behaviour of grown ups is against nature (no THE there). It's people 'LEARN' by 'MAKING' mistakes (So you will have learnt a lot from this comment won't you). It's prevent too 'MANY' mistakes. It's e.g. 'BEING' super protective. It's 20kg 'OF' or 'ODD OF' safety shit. It's and even later in adult 'LIFE'. It's probably 'RECOGNISE' danger or feel fear. And finally it's a regular 'PSYCHOPATH' although there is no such thing as a regular psychopath and you certainly wouldn't become one by being caught when falling off a bench by a kindly security guard 53
7955. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video How attached are cats to their owners?
#1 what is your hear? Are you saying that these little evil(?) are affecting sound for you in a very negative way?
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7956. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The Real Walter White
#5 sizzlik (Admin) As a employee of Snotr did you really mean to put so many 'Believes' in your comments that should be 'Beliefs'??? Terrible grand-mar
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7957. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Odds: 1 in 2.7 billion.
Well it's likely going to be 2.7 billion hands before he does that again. Good time to quick and take up something more exciting like Chess
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7958. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Meet Jason Freeny, Custom Toy Sculptor
Thinking inside the box
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7959. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Airport's security officer saves a baby in an amazing catch
Lightening reactions. Must have been a rattle snake in a previous life.
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7960. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The Real Walter White
I'm not sure what to say here. I guess if you can't do the time don't do the crime. Ronnie Biggs The great train robber died today. He spent 37 years on the run so to speak before being returned to the UK and as an old man was sent back to prison. That's the law, I see little difference here
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7961. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Self defense scam fail
So basically it's an odds game. You have to hope that the guy who attacks you in the street with a meat cleaver is a believer, or you're going home in separate bags.
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7962. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Policeman playing on a street piano in Prague
#5 Oh come on!!
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7963. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Van Driver Learns Lesson The Hard Way
Plonker
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7964. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Helicopter cockpit view of loading Christmas trees in Oregon
#8 Oh right, fair enough then, carry on
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7965. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Helicopter cockpit view of loading Christmas trees in Oregon
Remind me again how much fuel costs for a helicopter?
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7966. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video A 1080 degree kick!
#6 most people can do 1080 pissed.
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7967. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video We Refuse To Answer!
#3#4 especially #3 I know what F***ing Bashful means you twonk. I also understand that they didn't want to answer the question for fear of P***ing off their respective wives! I meant what did the other guy say? Sleepy wouldn't have been offensive neither would Doc or Sneezy. It's hardly high comedy and if #4 thinks it's the (and I quote) "Best no-answer ever" what's the second best?
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7968. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Super calm woman in car crash caught by dash cam
She's got that, Third time this week! look on her face
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7969. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video We Refuse To Answer!
What did he say Sleepy? Lousy? Boring? a Tart? A whore? I don't get it
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7970. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Russian savvy when loading of logs
#6 No it isn't. What are you the quotation police. To be or not to be an arsehole.
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7971. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video A 1080 degree kick!
#2 No I don't think I could do that! Neither would I use that technique it's pointless. Maybe staying down on your ass would be the best place for you
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7972. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video A 1080 degree kick!
Totally pointless though. especially if you have to pace the beginning steps out as carefully as he did. A trained opponent would simply sweep his other leg and drop him
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7973. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Alligator VS cat
Kind of knew it was going to end well, but was still a tense few seconds
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7974. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Russian savvy when loading of logs
Where they is a will there is a way (and usually a gathering of greedy relatives)
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7975. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Circuit Scribe
If you watch circuit girl in the last talky piece to camera it looks like she is part of a circuit and is being administered a mild electric shock to make sure she says the right stuff.
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7976. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Carl Sagan on ancient Greek mathematician Eratosthenes
#1 Turns out he did. Just imagine walking in a straight line for 497 miles and using that measurement to give a near perfect figure of 7% of the entire earth. Incredible feet and feat.
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7977. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video BASE Jumping Inside A Church!
Lets hope God has a sense of humour and the vicar hasn't got a sharp crucifix
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7978. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video BASE Cliff Strike
Maybe Healy should have checked out the sticky out piece of rock before deciding to jump off the cliff in the first place!
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7979. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video How a drum sounds based on where it's played
I don't think it sounds any different in the dark though
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7980. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Followup of SimplePickup's Motorboating for Breastcancer
Just another example of idiots waiting around to be offended. I just hope the $7000 that was returned by the so called feminists was turned down for their own use and not for some other person with cancer. One can only presume they have enough money already. I certainly hope the lady in the video gets some pleasure from this donation.
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7981. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video The Copenhagen Wheel
#7 what plonker these days doesn't have a smart phone?
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7982. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Water Transfer Printing
Or how to make a £3 piece of plastic cost £145.
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7983. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Net Gun
Would have been nice to see someone being caught in the thing?
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7984. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Magic For Kids
#4 This guy is doing a great thing. I don't think you should assume that the big name magicians don't do the same. maybe you just don't get to hear about it. A lot of really wealthy celebs do give their time and money to good causes.
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7985. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Shredding Computer Parts
If you listen carefully you can actually hear the units cry out
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7986. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Rare N.D. Ice Disk Found
Maybe back in the ice age it was one of these that inspired the invention of the wheel?
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7987. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Victorian Era footage
I do find it weird that 18 people have liked the statement "All these people are dead" Let me try one uum "None of these people were actually black and white". Actually I do like the very end of the film with the people (all dead now) waving the train goodbye! it was almost like it was heading off to 2013 and they couldn't follow.
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7988. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Biker gang protects abused children
Wouldn't you just love it if a group of punks were causing trouble say on public transport or on the street and then a gang of twenty hells angels showed up!! There would be a big yellow steaming stream half way down the street. One day! One Day!
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7989. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Video from the Washington, IL tornado
My opinion for what it's worth is that idiots like #(removed comment)#6 oh and now #16 are just trying to be controversial. By giving them word play you just amuse them. Keep it very short type "Knob" and mark them down. Job done
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7990. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Sperm Whale Explodes
Interesting. So generally everyone is in favour of killing the whales. uum
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7991. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video What is Sea Level?
yeah thought so
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7992. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Ultimate Guards Fails Compilation
It seems to me that in the case of the British soldiers the footwear is to blame here. I really don't see the point of putting guards in a situation of ridicule. This is 2013 there is no need for soldiers to be wearing boots that provide no grip. It's not as if the march steps are anything unusual (unlike the Russian in the last piece )How often in an average day does the average person fall over. Or is this character building?
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7993. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Sir Nicholas Winton - BBC Programme "That's Life" aired in 1988
#10 Yeah that is funny! about as funny as cancer of the eyes. offensive and immature. you're an idiot
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7994. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video God Of Second Chances
Give the guy a recording contract quick
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7995. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Beer Pong Trick shots
A very useful social skill
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7996. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Mind-blowing freestyle soccer tricks
This guy has real talent, it's a pity the guy with football kept getting in the way, couldn't always see which chords he was playing on his thin banjo.
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7997. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Its REALLY an Alien !
So are these things rare? how many of them are out there?
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7998. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Dominoes Chain Reaction
Sh*t more delays at the airport while they check for terrorists with ever increasing sized dominos in their backpacks
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7999. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Scary Cliff side Road
Imagine meeting a bus coming the other way.."Back up..Back up"
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8000. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Airbus A380-800
If you are going to go to the trouble of building one that size why not put just a little extra effort in and build one full size! Lazy!!
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8001. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Skyhook
This was later developed into economy class by Ryanair.
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8002. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Moscow Subway Ticket Machine Accepts 30 Squats as payment
New crime. Made to do 30 squats at gunpoint. Attacker escapes on train.
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8003. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Magpie playing with a dog
#2#6#7 wrong wrong wrong Emu!
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8004. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video How to peel an entire head of garlic in about 10 seconds
Brillient nuff said
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8005. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Waiter with a funny talent
He's on around the forth step to insanity
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8006. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago on video Massive Unidentified Creature
I'm officially nameing it the Giant Tablecloth Jellyfish.
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8007. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Human pile drivers
And that's why the houses fall down
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8008. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Toy Car does 329 KPH
Does it have a brake
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8009. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video This guy is INSANE!
Anybody else feel sick?
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8010. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Base Jumping - Falling with Style!
Looks really exciting just wish I had the stomach for it
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8011. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video LG G2 Funny Chicken Commercial
The waterfall was the best bit
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8012. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video This guy makes a living playing once a month
My question is what kind of a living does he make doing this just once a month? and what the fu*k does he do the other 29+ days? Where is he playing Monaco?
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8013. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Train-horn on a small electric car
Did anyone notice that they laughed in English
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8014. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Hebo Machines
There were a lot of references to 'Make your own' Not sure it would be cost effective to buy all that equipment to make your own anything
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8015. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Balloon?
It's the video's that snotr reject that makes you realise what a lot of sh*t video's they must be getting to put this one on
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8016. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video World War II in Europe: Day by Day change in Map
#8 You can't have, there wasn't any video recorders in 1943.
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8017. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Carrie in the Coffee Shop
#4 I think you'd scream like a girl
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8018. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video 4-Way Stop Vs. Roundabout
Roundabouts are round i.e. no corners which is an immediate advantage. You wouldn't make a triangular roundabout that would be stupid! The American system is a triangular roundabout with an extra corner. No brainer
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8019. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Kayaking Down a Drainage Ditch
Don't you just wish there was a manhole at the end
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8020. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video CheerSounds - Dream Big
#5 I don't understand you
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8021. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Building a rocking chair without power tools
My Grandfather had a rocking chair made that rocked forwards instead of backwards, so he could feign interest in any conversation
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8022. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Carrot Crazy
#2 "We're all gonna die!!!"
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8023. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Nuclear reactor starting up
Then the 13amp fuse blew
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8024. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Dodgy electrical wiring, or modern day genius!?
I kinda expected it to either go next door or to a lamppost on the pavement.
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8025. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video How to handle a road rage confrontation
My friend Douggie would have opened the door stepped outside pulled off his arm and beat him with the soggy end until he shut the fuc* up. Think I would have just pretended I couldn't open the door
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8026. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Could Your Brain Be Hacked?
No I wouldn't
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8027. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Skateboards Covered in Chalk: Slo-mo Trickery
You sure that is chalk? Just imagine traveling from country to country demonstrating this. "Have you anything to declare?" "No Just this big bag of chalk"
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8028. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video CheerSounds - Dream Big
Surly but surly there has to be some fails
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8029. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Armored Combat League
On the surface this looks like great fun for those with courage enough to take part. after all it was quite popular in Rome once upon a time. The problem is someone is going to get killed, then someone is going to jail.
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8030. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Speed Drawing Portrait Emma Watson
You could almost expect her to speak, so incredibly realistic. Now I don't wish to start a debate on modern art but my goodness this makes Damien Hurst's crap look like....well crap
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8031. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video The Leidenfrost Effect
So basically if you get stuck in a maze just heat yourself up to 200 degrees and you'll find the exit el-prompto . The I'vebeenlost effect.
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8032. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video God Bless America - Frank's Speech
Even this comments section is what Frank is talking about and he's right. The other day I write the word brilliant as the first comment on a snort video and got more likes than anyone else! Why because I was the first one to make a comment. At the top of this one we have cameramaster who at the point of typing had 17 likes for saying that Frank is his Hero. Isn't it all crap
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8033. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video How to Pretend to Work at Work
#11 Fair point
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8034. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Person falls on to tracks
Must have been listening to the singing in the previous video and nearly missed his train
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8035. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Voices in a train station
Beautiful
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8036. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video How to Pretend to Work at Work
#6 My point is (and looking at your negative 12, a number of folks agree with me) the thing that is lacking in this world and clearly shared by you is Respect!! You don't know the guy in the video, all you do is collect Tax! Not Man tools, not Motor Bikes? not classic cars, but Tax! how boring is that. Yet you call this guy an Idiot. With your breath!
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8037. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video How to Pretend to Work at Work
#1#2#4 That's someone's Dad, Granddad. Turkey breaths!
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8038. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Speed test comparison between all iPhones ever made
Who gives a flying Fuc*
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8039. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Most Dramatic and Sad Dog
Probably usually gets a visit from Mr slipper when the camera isn't rolling
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8040. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Good man saving wolf
For every toe rag out there, this is a good person.
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8041. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Stir and the Kinetic Desk
Does anyone know how much this thing costs? I don't, so lets start a guess the price of the Stir desk competition (no looking it up and cheating now!) I'm going with er um £1500
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8042. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Jaguar Crocodile Hunting
#2 That would still be the great white wouldn't it?
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8043. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Fireman Saves Kitten
This better not be a GoPro commercial
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8044. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Balance
#6 My goodness I don't think anyone would have worked that out without your explanation. Thank you By the way did anyone realise that if you add up all the numbers on the backs of the guys coats and add one for the box and put them in the right mathematical order 27-53+ etc etc and then give each number a letter from the alphabet, they spell out the word Balance.
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8045. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Balance
This could be made into some really weird horror film. Brilliant
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8046. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video People in one of the happiest countries on earth
#1#3 Ditto and you should try it being colour blind. P.S, I submitted a video for snort earlier in the week (likely won't get shown) but my point was that you need more category titles, I mean was this video really AWESOME? uuum NO!. MARGINALLY INTERESTING uuum just about.
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8047. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Kemosabe's Tree Fort
What a delightful noise, off to my local pet shop to get me one.
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8048. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Box
Teleportation was a bit naff............... naff.
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8049. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video GTA V Review: So Realistic It's Boring
Love the technology where he's actually been able to steal Bambi from the Disney film. Although I feel sorry for the guy who buys the dvd and just see's the mother get shot at the beginning followed by a lot of rabbits skating
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8050. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Mercedes Suspension Ad
I've just wasted 45 seconds watching an ad. One of the seconds was really good though.
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8051. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video A working mini-gun made out of Lego
I made one of these when I was a kid, it had super, super, super mode: I was an only child...eventually
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8052. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Huskies argue adorably through a cat door
Husky number one is saying "look it's Pis*ing it down out here, 95% of me is soaking wet "Husky two is saying "Fu*k me a talking husky"
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8053. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video In 1968 the high jump event was revolutionized
He went on to invent the quick release trainer 'The Fosbury Flip Flop' It wasn't a great success in fact it was known as the 'Fosbury Flip Flop Flop'
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8054. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Mike Tyson Throwing Darts Blindfolded bullseye
Obviously I wouldn't say this to his face cos I'm chicken. But do you think he might have cheated I mean he is a bit of an ear chewer when it helps him to win.
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8055. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Power Cleaning
So what is this a laser?
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8056. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Freeline Skates
At the risk of being negative I have to say that I am getting really bored with seeing skating video's on Snotr, even falling off skating video's have lost there appeal if I'm honest. Could we perhaps wait until someone invents the hover board before we see anymore video's like this
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8057. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video How to Make a Simple Pop Pop Boat
Now I'm thinking, bigger boat, pipes instead of straws, bigger boiler, dustbin for fire, free trip down the canal.
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8058. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Meanwhile in Russia
It's a risk thing no different from speeding around a race track or parachuting from 20.000 feet. If it goes badly you risk losing a finger, hand or your life But if it goes well you just pattered a wild teddy bear
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8059. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video A Pilots last landing at Schiphol in the Netherlands
Quite an achievement 33 years in the air. Those people who are afraid of flying should take some comfort from a record like this. Great choice of music to.
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8060. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video The Vacuum Bazooka
Why doesn't someone ask the question "I thought vacuum cleaners sucked not blew"
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8061. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video A look inside a Cryonic facility
My worry (apart from spending a part of eternity upside down in a stainless steel thermos flask with several people that I don't know and several heads of other people that I don't know,)are the changes in society. Would people still be happy working in a cryogenics facility in a hundred two hundred years time. Will there be fuel for those workers to get to work in the morning. Will the area where the facility is based be subject to an earthquake making it inaccessible, will the building remain stable over the years and will anyone be bothered to repair it. Will some joker start tampering with the bodies late at night when there is nothing on television.
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8062. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video How do you like your tea?
Boiled in a teapot please, milk two sugars and a couple of digestive biscuits.
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8063. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Sci-fi is now a reality
just put a sheet of aluminium foil on the roof and I bet it won't work
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8064. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Introducing the Iphone 5c and 5s
Used an Iphone and used a Samsung S3. The S3 is far superior even the staff in the shop where I bought it thinks so. Why struggle with a small screen when you can have a larger one in a slimmer more attractive phone..I'm afraid the problem with iphone users is much like the emperor and his clothes.
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8065. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Massive Hailstorm
Auto Glass Repairs, Auto Glass Replace
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8066. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Calisthenic workout by Frank Medrano
kin spiders
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8067. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Handfeeding a dragonfly
Then she squeezed a little to hard and ...pop!
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8068. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video It's hard to not laugh at Segway accidents
When you're off you're off
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8069. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Harmonica players get together to jam.
It doesn't matter how good you get at playing the Harmonica, half the time you suck
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8070. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video How to start up a Boeing 737
So that's the Cd tracks sorted, cabin temperature set at 'nice' and the Dvd programmed to record Eastenders and Coro for the next week. Now where's that button that starts this plane?
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8071. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video The Walkie-Talkie building in London is a giant oven
Someone is bound to set up a fast food point on that window ledge
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8072. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Virgin Galactic Rocket Test
The future is here me thinks Why take Darth Vader with you though Perhaps it was to deal with the sky snake near the end
Why take Darth Vader with you though Perhaps it was to deal with the sky snake near the end 53
8073. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Skilled dart thrower
#8 yes you can:- you can stand closer to the board, you can cough when the other guy is taking his shot, you can nudge the guy when he is taking his shot, you can wear magnifying glasses to make the board seem closer, you can file the tips of your opponent's darts when he goes for a pee, you can slip some bleary eye drops into your opponent's beer. There are lots more, I've tried them all, still crap at darts.
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8074. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video How to chop wood like butter
You lot should get in more
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8075. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Dog collecting the tip's
I bet he doesn't even work there probably working for a beggar around the corner
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8076. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video A rock-climbing wall for your pool
The wetter you get the harder it becomes (a subtle innuendo follows it must be something inside) 'you don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do' la la la
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8077. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video F18 Fighter - Flying Low
Didn't matter how well he flew he couldn't shake off the little black plane on his left
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8078. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Jim Carrey - Background Guy
I really wish I could laugh at juvenile humour but I just don't find it that funny. I'm obviously missing out
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8079. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video LG End of the World Prank
#8 Lets just clarify your situation here. Are you saying that you don't care about some Americans dying in a tall building?
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8080. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Two-Year-Old Lands Front Flip!
Isn't that Warwick Davis
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8081. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Rock Fall
And it missed Mcdonalds **kin typical
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8082. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Bicycle powered tree house elevator.
And Huckleberry Finn wasn't a real person? Not saying that the fall wouldn't kill you if it all went wrong. But think I might just move the rock and put the chain around the tree trunk to minimise the pain
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8083. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Drifting Away - Behind the Scenes
Don't quite get if you could photoshop the house and garden into the bottle why you had to get all wet photographing the bottle in the first place. why not photoshop the bottle and the water?
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8084. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video London to Brighton Side by Side
You would have thought the 2013 train would have got there first, until you remember that the 1953 train had a 60 year start. Just goes to show how much faster trains are these days
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8085. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video What happens when you put a camera on a helicopter rotor
I would like to see size of the piece of bluetac used to hold the camera in place.
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8086. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Robo Vendor at the Washington Nationals Game
I want one of those gadgets for opening beans. Lucky he's not selling beer with the widget ball inside
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8087. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Will it Fit?
#9 No you must be thinking about a different film. This film had you your Dad and your sister (the one without the hands not the ugly one)Without giving away the ending (as some readers may not have seen it) After you had both fathered your sisters children you all crossed the Swiss Alps and set up cuckoo clock shops.
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8088. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video AquaTop Display
I could see it used in medical rehabilitation.
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8089. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Will it Fit?
#7 That's great, I remember when all the girls in the neighbourhood came around to your place with those amputated hands and made you eat them one finger at a time and you cried like a baby (do you remember) ***king hilarious it was we all took photographs and sent them to Disney and they made a film out of it
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8090. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video North Cliffs falling into the sea
So if a cliff falls into the sea and nobody hears it does it make a sound?
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8091. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Mother and Baby Mice Made a New Organism
#13 Ahhh "Blush"
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8092. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Sink hole swallows a dozen mature trees
Journey to the centre of the earth
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8093. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Wasp cuts bee in half
Wasps are very sociable creatures, they always show up at picnics
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8094. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Crab Eating Frozen Gas
The video stated that no conclusions could be drawn after making the video. Well I disagree, considering the mistake that the crab made in trying to eat the methane gas and the fact that the crab had clearly (as also pointed out by #5) lost a leg, I would therefore conclude that this is one careless stupid forgetful crab.
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8095. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Mother and Baby Mice Made a New Organism
Okay my turn to be Alan Davies from QI, It's made 'A' new organism not'AN' new organism. picky picky picky
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8096. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video 92.6 km/h On a bike
For the most realistic experience of this video do what I do. Have a 12" fan behind your laptop and get real close to the screen and have a spoonful of horseshit ready to waft under your nose at the appropriate moments..Stunning
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8097. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video A pet fox named Ron
MUST STOP NATURAL INSTINCT TO BITE GUY WITH ANOYING VOICE BUT ONLY SOURCE OF FOOD
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8098. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video I figured out how to stop my baby from crying
This will definitely work 90% of the time for about a week or until the sprog works out what you are doing.
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8099. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Fly-over one man's shangri la
All those journeys up in the lift with all those bricks
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8100. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Billie Jean Cover
#5 Typical comment from a Gondy 10 year old As*h*le
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8101. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video 911 what's your emergency?
It's a good thing the owner hadn't converted his pool into a large coy carp tank at $4000 a head that would be about half a million dollars a scoop full
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8102. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Dual Bike
#2 Yeah I think I drive behind your wife nearly everyday
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8103. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Earth -Time Lapse View from Space/Fly
Noticed the wife had left the garden lights on again
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8104. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Super ninja golf shot
So wish he was on the professional circuit
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8105. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Giant Otters Take Down a Caiman
Wouldn't it have been great if the commentary went "The otters sized up the Caiman....they saw that it was a big mother fu**er...They decided to kick its ass anyway... The young otters made a sound that would work great in a cartoon"
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8106. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video A Water Bomber cools off a traffic accident.
I think the tanker guy was sleeping with the Mom of the guy who owned the hotdog stall that he just flattened (bear with me this is brilliant). So the hotdog stand guy who we'll call Nobby (real name Pete)got a lift in one of the emergency vehicles to his aircraft hanger where he took off in his water bomber (after making some important modification!!) flew over the tanker driven by Lippy Bumrush (real name Steve) and emptied his five year supply of chemical toilet water over the Mother f***er.
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8107. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video The origins and many uses of iridium.
#5 Pyrexium or Willmeltinhereium having first tried Ohnoitsmeltedthejugium
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8108. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Soldier homecoming surprise
I bet she can leave the water before he can
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8109. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Jetlag, much?
And that's how you smuggle a dead kid out of the airport
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8110. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Extreme Couponing to Feed the Hungry
#7 Maybe he's reading these comments and doesn't know how to do that? Perhaps you could explain
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8111. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Banana
#6 B A N A N A
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8112. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video One Decision
All (mostly all anyway) reasonable comments. No one in their right mind would or should leave a child (or a pet) in a car. Apart from the risk of over heating or extreme cold there is of course abduction which can happen in a second. As for forgetting things, (which includes everything) the human condition is such that we do forget things. We forget that we have left the iron on, the cooker on. We forget our wallets, keys, birthdays, anniversary's, we even forget where we left our car.
It's knowing that we forget things that should prevent us from doing stupid things in the first place and when things happen as illustrated in this video its knowing that we would never be able to forget what we did
It's knowing that we forget things that should prevent us from doing stupid things in the first place and when things happen as illustrated in this video its knowing that we would never be able to forget what we did
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8113. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Man VS Ram
"None shall pass". "I have no quarrel with you good sir Ram".... "None shall pass".... "I need to cross this path to get to Ramalot" "Then you shall die, and your bike" "You make me sad, ouch, fack, ahhh, get away, nice ram, ou you basturd, ooou...."
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8114. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video This actually might be useful
#8 And presumably if you meet a hot chick....
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8115. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Why glasses are so expensive
Well that's a real eye opener
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8116. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Kitten meets Hedgehog
#(removed comment) Oh for goodness sake! life spreads diseases. just don't go around licking cats bottoms minimise your risk
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8117. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video INSIDE a Spherical Mirror
#5 If that is the case what happens if you take a photograph of say a clock in a mirror on an iphone (appreciate it wouldn't work on an android) holding the phone underwater, pointing upwards at a slight angle so that the image is reflected onto a second mirror, then that image is photographed using a digital slr camera held just above the water pointing upwards.
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8118. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video This actually might be useful
Instead of carrying all that paper around (which is a fire hazard!) just take a photo of some black paper on your iphone (doesn't work on androids) Pull up the picture and using the same water bottle method... Works a treat. Alternatively (if space is an issue) take a photo of the bottle
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8119. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video How a snail eats
Never knew they could move so quick.
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8120. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Manual wipers
#5 In Russia you are NEVER all by yourself!! Big brother is watching you ouououoou
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8121. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Clever way to test batteries
#10 What smiling while wearing a tie? I've done it wearing a teeshirt and sometimes wearing nothing at all. Sometimes I do it when I'm sad just to confuse the other inmates
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8122. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Manual wipers
Of course in the West we have a button for things like that
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8123. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Boy catches fish in record time
#6 Yep you got it in one. I was that scuba diver
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8124. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Finally it happened!
And that's why when you buy a toy helicopter for the first time...Buy two oh and a crash helmet.
oh and a crash helmet.53
8125. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Clever way to test batteries
#4 That's Duracellist I tried it with a couple of watch batteries works really well except the little barstuards (subsidiary of Duracell) bounced off the table and the cat got them, now I've got a $6780 vet bill for battery extraction. The extraction was only $370 but she also needed a cat scan which was $1240 and it was a mobile cat scanner and the battery went flat so I told them about the battery testing method and we tried it and the battery was flat and it bounced off the table and wrote off a smart car. you will be hearing from my attorney.
I tried it with a couple of watch batteries works really well except the little barstuards (subsidiary of Duracell) bounced off the table and the cat got them, now I've got a $6780 vet bill for battery extraction. The extraction was only $370 but she also needed a cat scan which was $1240 and it was a mobile cat scanner and the battery went flat so I told them about the battery testing method and we tried it and the battery was flat and it bounced off the table and wrote off a smart car. you will be hearing from my attorney. 53
8126. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Porn is different from sex in real life
#8 an ASS
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8127. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Guilty Dog
I think the black one dunnit!
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8128. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Gecko saves his friend from a snake
Now is this a bitey snake or a strangley snake or both?#7 I've watched the end part a number of times and I'm dammed if I see the snake fall to the ground. It must be one of those suddenly becomes invisible snakes
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8129. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Gecko saves his friend from a snake
Gecko on the wall is saying "Anytime you like" "Now maybe" "I'm not on top of this situation" "You do know this is not a game" "I'm dying here" "Okay I take it back you're not ugly, now get this slimy F**ker off me" (did anyone notice a few seconds from the end the snake seemed to bite his captive then vanish... Where did it go?)
(did anyone notice a few seconds from the end the snake seemed to bite his captive then vanish... Where did it go?)53
8130. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video How chains are made
hay! hay! hay! wait a moment, one of the chains broke at the stretchie part. We need an explanation?? Was it a naughty piece of wire or a bad machine. One of them should go and sit on the naughty step for a while and think about its future with this company.
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8131. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Full-Auto Gauss Gun
GREAT!!!! JUST WHAT THE WORLD WAS SHORT OF.... ANOTHER MEANS OF MAIMING... CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!
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8132. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Woodworker does a stop motion of his project
The workmanship of the chairs was amazing the workmanship of the Stop Motion was better...Only a wooden step away from Wallace and Grommet
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8133. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Dog eating peanut butter in slow mow
All of a sudden I feel a little nauseous
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8134. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Scared ?
#4 But for a while I was a susupect
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8135. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Cockatiel Sings My Neighbor Totoro
aaaahhh!!! bless it
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8136. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video nVidia - Project Logan
The smile isn't right
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8137. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Possibly worst taekwondo martial arts demo ever
I think he needs a bigger thinner board oh and to take up Judo or possibly cludo or maybe even no-cludo
oh and to take up Judo or possibly cludo or maybe even no-cludo 53
8138. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Next level skateboarding
As a none boarding, none height enjoying, Acrophobic with vertigo, that makes me feel quite sick. and jealous
and jealous 53
8139. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video This is what Parkour really looks like
What's with the face slapping at the beginning
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8140. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Glassified
#3 yep you're the only one
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8141. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video How to fake piano skills
Is it irony that Sam Tucker rhymes with "oh you Dozy F***er?"
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8142. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video How not to load a truck on a trailer
One of those moments that makes you wake up in a hot sweat..night after night..after night...after night
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8143. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video What It's Like To Drop 150,000 Feet Straight Down
#5 No they had a diver shoo all the dolphins away
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8144. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Rush hour in the Chinese subway
Over population or what! Absolutely ridiculous.
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8145. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Little girl and her carpenter bee pet
Just leave her bee.
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8146. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Buy Stuff With Your FACE
The buying stuff with your face idea is great until some geek works out how to faceoff
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8147. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video The Pixel Painter
Here's to the next 97 years Hal. you are a real inspiration and a true artist. The music is just fine
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8148. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Richie Parker: Drive
We do but we shouldn't complain...
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8149. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Cork harvesting
I wonder how many of these skilled workers will keep their jobs, now that most wine bottles have screw tops
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8150. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video The Mp3 Experiment
Now I want you all to jump into the sea especially those of you who can't swim. Thank you for your attention
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8151. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Time-lapse video of a restoration and colorization
Stunning
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8152. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Manliest tool ever
I wonder how old the spares catalogue is when it needs one
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8153. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Giant Robot Costume
#7 That's right an actual robot in a suit! man that's cool.
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8154. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Don't let this guy embarrass you in a street fight
I clicked the link...it punched me in the face don't click the link!
don't click the link!53
8155. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Displacement from Ship causing damage
yeah or whales
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8156. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Muay Thai Du'oh
That is so gonna hurt in the morning.
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8157. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video 600mm Firework Shells
Bring on the 1800mm shells that's what I say
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8158. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Boxer vs. Cows
I wonder if the owner knows how many people with dogs get trampled to death by cows every year in the UK alone. very stupid thing to be doing and 3 is right farmers will shoot the dog if around.
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8159. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Hydrophobic water
Who else thought the photograph was of a hunchback sitting on a rock
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8160. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Boom! Lauderdale power plant razed
The lengths people will go to improve their view.
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8161. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video What News Anchors Do During Commercial Breaks
#9 pengs is two words I think you mean rulp...
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8162. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video BOOM Headshot!
If you're going to use weapons,`don't start with the heavy stuff first, You need to master the pointy finger,then maybe the cap gun. Eventually move on to powdered water. Then and only then add a bit of air. Maybe next time you play cowboys and Indian's....be an Indian
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8163. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Grasshopper 325m Test
kin noisy
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8164. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video High-Speed Intelligent Air-Hockey Robot
I would like to see how cheesed off it gets if you get one passed it
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8165. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video 7-year-old plays "Sweet Child o' Mine"
#9 what's a neightbours?
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8166. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video The "Vampire" Finch
Little Barstereds
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8167. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Rory versus the Robot
You ain't got a thing if you ain't got that swing Maybe they should have used tumble dryers they've cheaper!
Maybe they should have used tumble dryers they've cheaper!53
8168. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video The unlikely thief
Change from the fishmonger shop perhaps?
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8169. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Bird Defends Keyboard
A Java sparrow I believe
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8170. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video 7-year-old plays "Sweet Child o' Mine"
She's already better than all the rap crap artists out there.. She plays an instrument. Brought tears to my eyes
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8171. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Juggling Around Iceland
I was kinda expecting to see some awful cheap food being dropped around a supermarket by Kerry Katona
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8172. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Karen Marie sings "Fever" in 12 different styles
#8 you have made the point perfectly, well done! If you need to learn to appreciate talent and art it isn't talent or art. learn to appreciate the 'Emperor and his new clothes' effect. Tell enough people something is good and they believe it, they dare not do otherwise or they are outside of main stream at the time. Sheep do it all the all the time. The joke is that the people producing the shite that are living in multimillion dollar cribs probably sit at home listening to Mozart
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8173. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Karen Marie sings "Fever" in 12 different styles
Three of those versions including the first one were okay, the rest were as #5 said and #6 agreed. Art for art's sake. Unfortunately due to the evolution of music (or devolution depending on your point of view) there comes a point (and we've reached it) when, as every generation desperately tries to invent a new musical genre without copying what has gone. You do end up with what's at the bottom of the barrel... shite Bring on those downward thumbs
Bring on those downward thumbs 53
8174. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Rain Room
I can see one of these making an appearance in game parks and shopping centres very soon.
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8175. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video The first step to save mankind ...
To save the world (or at least the current generation of it) someone needs to invent air that you can only breath when you are not on Facebook or Twitter!! How many wasted man hours man.....
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8176. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Washing Machine Easter Egg
#14 yep you're the only one
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8177. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Matt Skuta: A Second Every Day
I guess the problem is choosing which one
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8178. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video What would happen if Superman punched you??
All that working out for what! total waste of time, especially as no one is likely going to be able to remember one tiny piece of all that nonsense. Try this test:- Don't watch the video again, go to the pub tonight and explain the theory to your best mate.
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8179. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Slow Motion of an AK-47 Underwater
#7 Did you not watch the video? The guy with the white beard, the older guy who was with his son. That was his Dad!
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8180. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video AC/DC on Bagpipes
Well its about time a decent sound came out of a set of those things. Brilliant
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8181. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Overhead view of atomic explosion
I wonder how much persuading the guy in the balloon with the camera needed to take that video? "It'll be fine, what could possibly go wrong?"
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8182. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video 10 new bets that you will always win
This is the best trick you will ever use. First seen in action in 1975 and it worked a treat. As with all tricks its better with an audience and I cannot be held responsible for any adverse reactions. Go up to any attractive (or unattractive) girl (or guy) It's a unisex trick. and say "I bet you £5 (you can go up to £50 depending on the attractiveness of the target and how desperate and wealthy you are) that I can kiss you on the mouth, without touching your lips" at this point you need to hold out the money in a gesturing motion. Especially if your target is blond she will say "okay you can't possibly" at which point you take her in your arms give her a long passionate kiss on the lips. then give her the money and say "thanks it was worth it"
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8183. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Monkey uses vending machine
#10 Naw all seems fine to me. And you have just demonstrated (once again) that you are easier to wind up than a clockwork vibrating device. All you have to do is leave a comment on a Minkey related topic and there you are with your tight little nighty getting all hot under the duvet. Cool it sister you'll pop a vessel.
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8184. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Chimps on Ice
#13 Well what a vain individual you are & clearly one who loves the sound of her own voice.
Whereas using your grasp of the English language I am (in no particular order):- A Dipshit (presumably a device used in your job of work?)An ignorant Twat, An Activist, A Trolling ass, Christ almighty (depending on punctuation) Brain dead, A Buffoon and above all your friend.
Well listen Lady I really haven't the time for any more of your flirting.
Whereas using your grasp of the English language I am (in no particular order):- A Dipshit (presumably a device used in your job of work?)An ignorant Twat, An Activist, A Trolling ass, Christ almighty (depending on punctuation) Brain dead, A Buffoon and above all your friend.
Well listen Lady I really haven't the time for any more of your flirting.
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8185. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Chimps on Ice
#13 Well what a vain individual you are & clearly one who loves the sound of her own voice.
Whereas using your grasp of the English language I am (in no particular order):- A Dipshit (presumably a device used in your job of work?)An ignorant Twat, An Activist, A Trolling ass, Christ almighty (depending on punctuation) Brain dead, A Buffoon and above all your friend.
Well listen Lady I really haven't the time for any more of your flirting.
Whereas using your grasp of the English language I am (in no particular order):- A Dipshit (presumably a device used in your job of work?)An ignorant Twat, An Activist, A Trolling ass, Christ almighty (depending on punctuation) Brain dead, A Buffoon and above all your friend.
Well listen Lady I really haven't the time for any more of your flirting.
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8186. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Monkey uses vending machine
Oh my goodness look at that a whickle minkey using a vending machine that has to be the funniest thing ever.
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8187. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video How to make your boomerang come back
My boomerang wouldn't come back, so I got a dog. Now my dog won't come back, but my boomerang has! I just don't get it. Maybe I got the dog prematurely
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8188. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video A hunter in a tree-stand gets an unexpected visit.
#12 unless it's in self defence and you happen to have it on camera of course. "yes your honour it's a good job he was eaten by the bear otherwise we would be asking for a lengthy jail term"
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8189. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Chimps on Ice
#8 If you accept that animal abuse happened in the past (I can absolutely assure you that it's still happening)then when do you think this film was made? 2008? No try the 1950's.(i.e. the past)I'm ashamed to say that the chimps likely think 10x better than you skate also.
If you are going to pick arguments over primate welfare perhaps you should avoid arguing with a director of Primate protection UK or at least do your homework before making yourself look stupid.
I do work outside a lot of the time and occasionally under black clouds but there your implication stops. I did not state that these particular primates had been abused only that an awful lot of them were and you are not in a position to know that they were not.
Do you know how many chimpanzee's are currently licenced in the UK for circus exhibition's? That would be zero. Have a guess why!!!
Have you not seen Planet of the Apes..!
If you are going to pick arguments over primate welfare perhaps you should avoid arguing with a director of Primate protection UK or at least do your homework before making yourself look stupid.
I do work outside a lot of the time and occasionally under black clouds but there your implication stops. I did not state that these particular primates had been abused only that an awful lot of them were and you are not in a position to know that they were not.
Do you know how many chimpanzee's are currently licenced in the UK for circus exhibition's? That would be zero. Have a guess why!!!
Have you not seen Planet of the Apes..!
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8190. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Chimps on Ice
I have to say, I am surprised (or perhaps I shouldn't be) that I get thumbs down for pointing out that these chimps who on the surface seem to be having a good time, have not necessarily been treated well to produce these images. Lets find some video of bears being lead around a ring with metal rings through their noses. Have you been to a circus in the UK recently? Very few animals. Lets see the training of these chimps video...
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8191. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Supercell Caught on Film near Booker, Texas
It's almost a spiritual experience, wouldn't the world be so much more amazing if that kind of music automatically accompanied sights like this.
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8192. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Chimps on Ice
It's very degrading... Have a guess how they are taught to do some of that stuff!
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8193. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Pixar's Presto
Oh for goodness sake.. Leave the "team" alone. I hadn't seen it before and really enjoyed it. Does it really matter if the sound was weird, or was badly redubbed. Picky, Picky, Picky.
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8194. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Babies Enjoy The Simple Things In Life
Give two babies an elastic band each and a couple of door knobs and they will laugh and laugh and laugh... UNTIL one of elastic bands flicks off the door knob and shoots back into the babies eye... Then they will make an entirely different sound. Give them a colouring book.
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8195. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Mesmerizing Chinese crepe vendor
#2 It's a wafer
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8196. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Cuteness Overloaded - The Ultimate Compilation
And there we have the new video menu at the Kumpari Korean Restaurant
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8197. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video 15,000 Volts Travels Through Wood
Its really cool how turning the voltage down puts it all into reverse it's like going back in time. You would think the wood would be ruined scared permenently but no it's like a miracle a wooden miracle
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8198. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video MY MIND BLEW UP.
I made one of these and my girlfriend made a 2D window cleaner who came around on Tuesday and tried to clean the window. He's now in 2D hospital in traction. A team of 2D surgeons laboured for 2 hours trying to remove a pen.
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8199. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Parrot with tourettes
Joe Pesci's parrot
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8200. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Muhammad Ali - Psychological Warfare
I remember another interview that Ali did with Parkinson when he recited one of his poems, I think it was just before a fight with Joe Frasier. After all these years I can still remember it;- " The bell goes ding ding, round one is called out, Joe Frasier starts moving he's trying to get out, retreating retreating till he runs out of room, so I lift up my arm and I land him a boom. Up Up goes Joe Frasier don't think he can fight,a radar has found him but he's right out of sight he's over the atlantic the first black satellite.
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8201. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Watch this before you choose to be an electrical engineer
We have a new Wiggy!
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8202. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Earth Year
Or you could buy a calendar
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8203. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Gramps Rocks Out To Insomnia On The Spoons
And when the spooning is over at the end of the day, they are very useful at the soup kitchen and after counting the takings for the day, if it's been a good one, then out comes the lighter the silver foil the needle and the spoons are back in action once again!!! oh I'm really ashamed how low could one go for a cheap laugh. He's probably a great fellow with a musical ear and nice spoons
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8204. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Scientists discover extraordinary new carnivorous sponge.
I think they should have called it the STAIRGATE TO THE BATHROOM SPONGE
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8205. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Satanic Toaster
#17 I tried to watch it backwards but then I can't see the screen
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8206. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video The Athlete Machine - Red Bull Kluge
Several points, I think a bit of imagination could have been used in this event. They should have had the same guy as came out of the helicoptor at the beginning doing all the stunts including the girly sprint near the end. and for a classic ending they should have had the same guy getting into the helecoptor and the whole thing starting. That way they would have made not only a time machine but also solved the problem of perpetual montion.
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8207. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video The moon illusion
This is all very well and extremely clearly explained, but wot about the big moon that you see sometimes, its like twice as big as the little moon man, I mean like its hugh you know. I actually had to duck the last time I saw it cos it was nearly touching the pavement you know, weird stuff. It's like the moon just swallowed the sun man and got massive like a big moon beach ball. spookes me out, man you know its crazy just crazy wots it all for. it's like interstella ping pong man only wiv moons..aaahhh I need some more of those little blue pills it's happening again.....
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8208. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Wingsuit Flying in Malaysia - Red Bull Team
I don't know about stuff that dreams are made of!! But I did have a couple of nightmares that compared to this
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8209. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video FART SCIENCE
Oooou what a stinky video
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8210. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Subwing
I'd want one with a 'Quick speed up there's a shark on my ass' button and a 'Stop you twat i've just dropped my waterproof ipod' button. until then I'm sticking with my scuba gear.
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8211. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Is brain to brain communication possible?
I think the main thing holding back human progression is that we are born, we learn and then we die. Then the next generation is born has to learn it all again then it dies. Ok so there is a progression with what there is to learn but its such a slow process as we are all born knowing pretty much the same, how to breath how to eat and thats about it, every thing else we have to learn anew. If we could develope brain to brain communication maybe we could learn everything learnable instantly then we would be all able to develope human inteligence and make giant leaps in one generation. Just a thought
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8212. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video iPad Mini Commercial
THe next ipod will roll up and fit inside a straw. i'm waiting for that one
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8213. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Doing Art Unconscious
I used to sleep fly, well when I say fly, sleeping on the balcony of a seven storey appartment it was more sleep fall I guess. But I must have made some horizontal headway as I used to wake up three days later in a different bed with pipes and tubes coming out of me, used to think that was just refueling.
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8214. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Man Holding Baby Suicide Attempt
Not one of you knows anything about this guy, his state of mind, his general health, his mental health. To call him a bastard because he had reached a point in his life where he couldn't face the future with or without his child shows your lack of understanding and humility. He should have your sympathy and support.
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8215. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video What's so funny about mental illness?
#11 No it isn't! I think you will find, if you think about it that this is not a less dangerous place or time to live than when Frank Caveman was around. No Guns, No knives, No Rap music, No teenagers! No pollution, No Drunk Drivers, No Terrorists, No Religion, No Alcohol, No Drugs, No Michael Mcintyre
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8216. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Too late to run now
#5 it was 26 tons, I saw it on the news.
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8217. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Cannon vrs Car
Now if that was a Volvo with SIPS!!!
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8218. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Urban Ninja
All fine and good, but people are clearly getting upset by this especially women at night, so stop it
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8219. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Contact Juggler
I guess practice makes perfect and sometimes you dont smash your face on the side of a building doing it.
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8220. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video Stuntmans Brutal Parkour Crash!
I guess practice makes perfect and sometimes it makes no differance.
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8221. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago on video What's so funny about mental illness?
#8 You are an idiot (think person who has experianced depression versus you)learns her way off Lamotrigine sertraline, M.a,o,i lithiam! A matter of choice!O.M.G!!!!!
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8222. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Dog tastes the lemon for the first time
If this is a typical dog, give it five minutes and it will try it again. Put a bit of dog meat on the lemon and he'll eat the lot
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8223. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Simplicity.
#10 tried to watch it backwards, but I couldn't see the screen.
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8224. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Pull up ! Pull up!
You would think for how often this might happen that someone would have installed a large elastic band at the end of the runway or a big magnet stretched across two poles to stop the plane falling into the sea. Or made an extra piece of runway at a slope headed back into the sky like on thunderbirds.
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8225. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Irresponsible...
The answer is make everyone hand in their guns melt em down and make nuclear weapons out of them. Simple eek
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8226. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video How English sounds to non-English speakers
I'd love to see the out-takes where they accidentally got something right
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8227. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video That is a LOT of water
Great new fire extinguisher for the fire brigade, just got to work out how to fix it to the fire engine.
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8228. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Best Drag Race Ever
I live less than a mile from a McLaren showroom and drive past it everyday. Everyday I actually dribble and have to push my tongue back into my mouth. I've heard that Kate Moss often walks by on the other side of the road topless, can't say I've noticed.
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8229. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Jyoti Amge Becomes The World's Smallest Woman
The person who made the cake should get a new profession, it looks like a big willy. My guess is they tried to make it the same height as Jyoti. She has lovely eyes and I'm guessing a wicked sense of humour. I like her, but not the cake. If there were a place called cake that would be the leaning tower of the place.
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8230. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video The Rope Dart & The Meteor Hammer
It seems that it you give anything but a positive comment about these guys you get a negative comment ir several. Now I spent many years in my youth learning Karate and I would encourage anyone to take up a martial art from the point of view of health and weaponless self defence benifits. But I'm afraid in this world today if you are going to need to defend yourself it is likely going to be against some idiot with a knife or a gun and there are likely to be several of them as they are usually too cowardly to attack you on their own. Martial arts may give you an edge but getting the hell out of situations will give you a better one. The skills performed by these monks require years of training not available to a guy or gal with a mortgage and this was in use thousands of years ago. The world has changed and these monks need to change with it I'm afraid.... The thumb down button is the red one on the right
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8231. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Train performance, wait for it...
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8232. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Footage of Curiosity descent
Isn't it amazing that we kinda take this sort of thing in our stride these days. Really we should marvel at the interlect of the human being in being able to land effectively a car on a planet 35 million miles away (thank you #3)and it works! you could'nt guarantee that from a washing machine delivered ten miles by Currys.
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8233. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Singing puppies to sleep
And in the words of the hooded magician here is how it's done:- if you don't want to know, look away now!........you still have time to look away....... you sure you wanna know.........prozac
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8234. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Rollin'
Reknolp is plonker backwards you know
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8235. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Model trains for grown-ups
#7 Isn't it the theme to the magnificent seven? One day when all the petrol has gone these things may well be back. what goes around a track..... and all that.....
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8236. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Sunny the cockateil
Megnifico and what a memory.... must be twenty years..
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8237. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Rollin'
#18 Wrong wrong wrong, the french Tawtu'oy roll cage would easily stay intact in a situation like this. Their are also two German roll cages both made by Reknolp in Berlin that would. loof...
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8238. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video High 5, ladies
No need to give me thumbs down for this, it's a question not an opinion. If this were to happen in a place of work wouldn't it be sexual harassment and wouldn't it be assult if it happened in a puplic place? Any police or lawyers on line?
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8239. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Doghouse Motorcycle
#3 If the dog farts the guy on the bike will just have to put up with it
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8240. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Everything is a Remix
I produced this entire short documentary in a dream in 2003, therefore should I take up litagation regarding infringment of my idea that I never told anyone about and only remembered this morning at breakfast.
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8241. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Super Dog
Just amazing, does anyone know what the music is? let me guess it's like the most well known tune in the last five years and proves just how out of touch I am
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8242. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video The Invisible Bicycle Helmet
Anything that can reduce death and head injuries on a bike has got to be worth looking at. The obvious initial problem is price, but like all new products it would come down. Five years ago I paid a grand for a 42" LCD TV, today around £350 for a better one.
Hot around the collar isn't great, maybe they could install a fan and make it a cooling product as well. And/Or a flexible drink bag with a straw! that could also cool or heat.
The biggest obstacle is the one and gone problem. It needs to have a cheap refill facility (which of course would produce extra sales that could be calculated in to produce a cheaper start product) Give me the £10mill I'll sort it out.
My final worry would be idiot culture, if there were anyway at all that a false set off could be induced by one of our friendly hoodies or fellow der'ers it would flash around youtube quicker than sweat off monkeys arse and wearers would be not only looking out for cars running into them but yobs slapping them on the back of the neck....oops another £120.
Hot around the collar isn't great, maybe they could install a fan and make it a cooling product as well. And/Or a flexible drink bag with a straw! that could also cool or heat.
The biggest obstacle is the one and gone problem. It needs to have a cheap refill facility (which of course would produce extra sales that could be calculated in to produce a cheaper start product) Give me the £10mill I'll sort it out.
My final worry would be idiot culture, if there were anyway at all that a false set off could be induced by one of our friendly hoodies or fellow der'ers it would flash around youtube quicker than sweat off monkeys arse and wearers would be not only looking out for cars running into them but yobs slapping them on the back of the neck....oops another £120.
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8243. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Pain relief
When you read and see stories like this one it makes you proud to be a human being and then on the news last night you see the results of human beings hacking the horns from adult Rhino leaving them to die and their young who starve at a rate of two a day! TWO EVERY SINGLE DAY WHY do they do this????? Because in this so called civilised world and especially in CHINA Rhino horn sells weight for weight for the same price as cocaine does in the USA. Think what flour weighs think what rhino horn is going to weigh!!! It is used in CHINEESE medicine and idiots all over the world buy it for their ailments. Do you know what this stuff does for your ailments?????? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. The interesting thing will be when the last rhino has died and all the stock has been used up, they will be able to switch to flour any no one will ever tell the differance.
and then on the news last night you see the results of human beings hacking the horns from adult Rhino leaving them to die and their young who starve at a rate of two a day! TWO EVERY SINGLE DAY WHY do they do this????? Because in this so called civilised world and especially in CHINA Rhino horn sells weight for weight for the same price as cocaine does in the USA. Think what flour weighs think what rhino horn is going to weigh!!! It is used in CHINEESE medicine and idiots all over the world buy it for their ailments. Do you know what this stuff does for your ailments?????? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. The interesting thing will be when the last rhino has died and all the stock has been used up, they will be able to switch to flour any no one will ever tell the differance. 53
8244. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Games We Play
I used to sit in the back of my parents car and close my eyes and try and keep up with the turns, traffic lights and roundabouts for several miles and then open my eyes and hope that we were where I thought we were. (works better if you know where you are heading) I could do it on a regular 80 mile journey that we used to take most weekends. It's a bit freaky when you open your eyes and find you are somewhere unexpected. I still do it now occassionally from the front seat...scares all the other drivers to death.
I also used to pretend that I was being kidnapped and write little notes on little pieces of paper and let them out of the car window. Apologies to anyone who was actually being kidnapped back in the seventies if it slowed down your release.
I also used to pretend that I was being kidnapped and write little notes on little pieces of paper and let them out of the car window. Apologies to anyone who was actually being kidnapped back in the seventies if it slowed down your release.
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8245. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Dog terrified of low-fat lamb jerky
This would be a perfect advert for the peperoni company (asuming the dog will eat peperoni)I'd give the lamb Jerky company about another fortnight in business. I also think the guy had written the letters V E T on one side of the jerky
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8246. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Size Matters!
yaaaaa hoooooo
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8247. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Shaolin Monk Plays With Some Chains
These monks obviously have too much time on their hands. Spinning chains around, not a lot of use in the modern world and if its for defence, pretty sure it wouldn't stop a bullet no matter how fast he spun it. Brew beer like a proper monk!
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8248. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Velociraptor in Melbourne
If Rod Hull was alive today......
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8249. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Plane crash video from inside cockpit
I prefer Camera one, at least he got a longer ride before the trees jumped him. Where were all the traditional "Oh Fack's" and "AWWWW we're gonna die's" I think this near death crash was staged, probably an insurance scam lol
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8250. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Bye Bye!
Maybe she's practising for all the guys hearts she's gonna break in the future
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8251. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Budgie relentlessly annoying cat
Having a masters degree in the language of Budgies I would like you now to replay the video inserting the following translation of the vocals:-"Get off the facking couch, you know you are not allowed on the..." FIRST SWIPE FROM CAT......"You basturd, who the feck said you could do that, i'll peck your facking, eyes out, sit up, I said sit up, yeah look at you, your a fecking mess... and you stink, what have you been eating, oh my god and your face, looks like you walked into a wall, now get off the fecking couch.." SECOND SWIPE FROM CAT......"Right you're gonna regret that you ponce,just wait until your food goes in the bowl, I'm gonna crap all over it, and whats that fecking noise in the other room and that twatt with the video camera, just look at him, bloody pervert, bet he's gonna try and get this on youtube or snotr,just stare at him for a few second...then get the feck off the couch"
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8252. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Painting by colored sand in a glass bottle
I wonder how much coke has been smuggled out of Egypt using this system art form "hey mate when you get to the white sand, can I have a go"
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8253. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Pull-ups on a 110 metres high tower
Sorry but I just dont see the point. A drop of twenty feet is going to put you in hospital. Bet his parents if he had any were really proud.
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8254. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Another Idiot on the road
He must have been high on Carbon mon oxide
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8255. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video wheel flow forming-spinning machine
I'd like you to imagine spending a week being trained to operate this machine. Then the guy says "Ok I'm going for my lunch, don't touch anything, it's on Auto" so you watch it for a bit then notice this button that he hadn't mentioned and you think, what's the worst that could happen. So you press the button! and the $1127.000 blade jumps forward an whole inch and takes the biggest chunk out of the wheel, simultaniously snapping the blade and the arm that its attached to and you hear this horrible grinding to a holt sound, followed by an awful burning smell, then an alarm goes off and water starts pouring from the sprinklers all over the factory. Imagine how you would feel.....I feel like that all the time
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8256. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Where is it?
I would be very interested to hear why #5 and #6 were given the thumbs down. come on explain yourself! Someone made the video the woman in the video played the part it was a comedy?????
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8257. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Where is it?
I wonder how many times they had to shoot that before the guy found it boring? Personally I'm thinking three or four days
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8258. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Zombie Experiment NYC
#6 that was a zombie 'to' by the way. The non zombie version is obviously spelt 'too' oh and #7 you could give me a thumbs up if you wish then
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8259. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Zombie Experiment NYC
So there's a few dozen children that will be in therapy for the rest of their lives. But mummy I dont want to go shopping. Films have certificates to prevent minors from watching disturbing unsuitable material, this was a little to realistic for daytime walking
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8260. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Mechanical Thimblerigger
#8 But only if you watch the video again. If you watch the video again 19 times the sequence changes. This should tell you something
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8261. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Schrödinger's Cat
But is the cat actually in the bunker after you close the door? You put the cat in the bunker therfore you are both cruel and a scientist. Then you close the door. Just because you know of no exit for the cat except for the bunker door, doesnt mean that the cat does'nt know of another exit or that a quantum exit doesn't appear as your door closes. As we know, when one door closes another one opens. Quantum physics must allow for a string variation and a time shift pattern to exist for at least a fraction of a second linking the known universe to billions of other universes where the cat would not only live,die,evolve,speak,write,urinate and poo. He or she would also break down the explosive device into its componant atoms and build a model of the white house including a talking president and first lady. This is not a simple yes no situation, you must agree!
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8262. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Fake beggar bust.
99% of these con artists give the rest a bad name.
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8263. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Sweet Revenge
I think if I had been in the car that got soaked and saw the 4x4 positioning him or her self ahead, I would have reached for my up window button long before the waters broke. Not convinced
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8264. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video One heck of an airplane
#12 All I can come up with is:- If you had a bungalow on a slope and there was a flood and a big round stone came rushing in through the open front door, the curling method of moving a stone a little faster than it would go without brushing and indeed changing it's direction slightly (obviously you would need to favour hard flooring over carpet.) Might just prevent it from crushing the lame dog sitting in the corner on its now damp blanket.
Syncronised swimming has no use what so ever in the modern world and is actually a form of harrasment in some latin American countries. You can be deemed eltakingofthepissio in the poolio and the sentence is harse, removing your water supply and access to water generally for anything upto 8 months which could be consided a death sentence or critical detoxin as the locals prefer to call it. Indeed the Bond film last but one showed an example of this at the end when the villan was forced to drink a can of All in One after threatening to over charge a country for its own water and being caught swimming in synconisity with a Bulgarian cross dresser (that's an angry piece of furniture from Bulgaria by the way) so the syncronisity was slow slow moving but still illegal.
Syncronised swimming has no use what so ever in the modern world and is actually a form of harrasment in some latin American countries. You can be deemed eltakingofthepissio in the poolio and the sentence is harse, removing your water supply and access to water generally for anything upto 8 months which could be consided a death sentence or critical detoxin as the locals prefer to call it. Indeed the Bond film last but one showed an example of this at the end when the villan was forced to drink a can of All in One after threatening to over charge a country for its own water and being caught swimming in synconisity with a Bulgarian cross dresser (that's an angry piece of furniture from Bulgaria by the way) so the syncronisity was slow slow moving but still illegal.
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8265. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Using a can to make supercar noise
So next time you are sitting on your sofa watching the grand prix, you can blow into your can and pretend you are actually there and if you blow long enough you will pass out.
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8266. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video One heck of an airplane
If we can have syncronised swimming, shooting, archery and curling as olympic sports. Surly we can have this, as its 1000 times more exciting involves a lot more skill and doesn't involve someone with a sweeping brush running along side a big heavy stone.
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8267. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video A classic WTF
yeah they've been trialing the invisable pony riding on the back of a horse stunt up our street for the past six months. Unfortunately the invisible monkey riding the dog always seems to get in the shot and spoil it. but hey that's invisible monkeys for yer, can't see um, can't shoot um.
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8268. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video 571 Piccolo Petes Lit All At Once
I really don't want to be a party pooper here, I thought it was a great stunt I really did. But it does show a major disregard for the area where they live. I would not have been too pleased to have had half a dozen white rings burnt into the tarmac outside my house! Couldn't they have found a bit of waste land or someone's garden to try it in!
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8269. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Japanese fountain
OMG I think we have just witnessed the future of advertising! Next step colour. How about a full length feature film made of water. Wouldn't want to be too close when that goes 3D or will that be H2o.
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8270. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Cat Interrupts Reporter By Climbing On Her ..
#8 There is no need for you to feel sorry and everyone is entitled to their opinion.
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8271. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Audio Archaeology
I wonder if there is a mosquito preserved in a blob of tree sap somewhere that fed off the blood of the general? in which case we could lay out his dsDNA and clone him. Give him back his voice and tell him that his country went on to lose two world wars and a world cup and that now a woman is running his country. I think the shock would probably kill him again.
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8272. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Unintentional Flying Tents
Hot air tenting! How about the first peson to cross the atlantic in a tent. Imagine if you had one of those AIR tents you would be in orbit. Tents in space, solar winds it has promise.
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8273. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video NettleBox 2. Virtual reality surface
I'm sure it lost something in the translation or is it that we have seen so much of this kind of thing it's becoming a bit samie.
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8274. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Polar Bear Throws A Rock Breaking Window at the Zoo
#6 If you are playing a who blinks first game. I the Hen will always win
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8275. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Polar Bear Throws A Rock Breaking Window at the Zoo
#6 I'm thinking Polar Bear main suspect.
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8276. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Polar Bear Throws A Rock Breaking Window at the Zoo
#4 you thinking plannton? big hailstone?
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8277. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Dachshund Puppy vs. Ghost Crab
At the end as with the beginning the crab was ever pushing to the safety of the sea. Success!
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8278. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Smoking Kid
Oh for goodness sake. This smoking non smoking debate has been going on almost from the minute someone thought it a good idea to light some tobacco and suck the smoke it into their lungs.
The bottom line here is that smoking is bad for your health, thats it!
All this macho talk especially from the smokers is simply telling everyone else "Hey life is quite long enough thank you and anything I can do to shorten it and ultimately make my demise a slow painful one I'm going to do"
You are basically saying that you pay your tax through buying the cigerettes in the first place, therefore if the BIG C comes along in the future I expect to be treated. That is so short sighted! You might be doing the sucking now but believe me Cancer sucks far harder.
There won't be one of you when given the BIG C diagnosis that doesn't get on your knees and prays to which ever God you pray to, to heal you. There also won't be one of you who will promise never to be such an idiot again and promise your loved ones that you will never smoke again if you are given one more chance one more day to smell the flowers and watch a sunset. Think while you still have time!!!!!!
The bottom line here is that smoking is bad for your health, thats it!
All this macho talk especially from the smokers is simply telling everyone else "Hey life is quite long enough thank you and anything I can do to shorten it and ultimately make my demise a slow painful one I'm going to do"
You are basically saying that you pay your tax through buying the cigerettes in the first place, therefore if the BIG C comes along in the future I expect to be treated. That is so short sighted! You might be doing the sucking now but believe me Cancer sucks far harder.
There won't be one of you when given the BIG C diagnosis that doesn't get on your knees and prays to which ever God you pray to, to heal you. There also won't be one of you who will promise never to be such an idiot again and promise your loved ones that you will never smoke again if you are given one more chance one more day to smell the flowers and watch a sunset. Think while you still have time!!!!!!
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8279. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Son Electrocutes Dad While Fixing Car
If this is real (and I hope it isn't) We have a prime example of bad parenting. With apologies to Mr or Mrs Vergetta (19)The kid is a little CU*T and should have been slapped the first time he did it. Of course we have here a Lexus with a starting problem which makes me very sceptical (not a commom problem) The father reminds me of the late Rod Hull without his Emu. All too often these days parents are afraid to deal with their bratish children effectively. The best solution here would have been to take the child from the rear seat, gaffer tape it to the HT cable along with the little CU*T from the front seat and have a good ten minutes testing the battery!
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8280. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video How Not To Demonstrate Martial Arts
It was the doggy position that did it, he died of embarrassment.
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8281. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Driver ejected from car
Number 10, If he were a cat he wouldn't be driving would he!
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8282. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video In Russia Police Obeys You
He was talking to him using that ventriloquist dummy of the terrorist. He was saying put the phone away...or I kill you!
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8283. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Soccer Ninjas Attack
+me if you were expecting a fight on the set.
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8284. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Stephen Fry Bottle Feeds A Cute Baby Rhino
Amazing creature I only wish there were more like it in the world, for it would be a better place for having them. I also like the Rhino.
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8285. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Cats with CH
Its not really funny is it! The question you have got to ask yourself is Would you post and laugh at a video of two people with Hypoplasia? I would like to think not. So what's the differance?
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8286. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Backyard Waterslide of DOOM
Seven kids were maimed in the making of this video before the timing was sorted out. The injuries included 1) Bum rush twist to the face 2) Fat flap gerroting 3) Back ripple lard slap to the lower jaw (two of those) 5) straight lard on 6) off side lard on 7)Double bum crack suffocation.
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8287. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Australia's Got Talent 2011 - Freddy Mercury
Oh for goodness sake you humans are so up yourselves, get like a hen befour it's too late. Does it really matter? Yes he does look and sound quite a lot like Murcury who was just a guy by the way, not a god and number 11 he did die and he isn't immortal much like Elvis and Sinatra. Come to think of it not as good as the last two, but's that's only my opinion. You can't argue with me because then you would find yourself argueing with a hen which makes you insane.
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8288. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Solution for global warming...
Firstly number 6 Burimi, Very funny But it was a Steven Wright Joke (word for word). Secondly it's not stupid at all there are large fans all over the fields near where I live cooling down the crops presumably.
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8289. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video MIDWAY - a film by Chris Jordan
Maybe Midway island needs a caretaker team 365 days of the year clearing up this crap. what about a huge net surrounding the island collecting all this floating crap and melt the plastic to create large floating raftsand send them to Canada.
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8290. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video An Egg Underwater!
I don't think it's at all funny
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8291. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Vinyl Record Tosses To A Turntable
The outtakes play for three years!
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8292. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video THE MARMALADE Identity
And you wonder why you go out and buy that product instead of the other one. The power of advertising gets to your very atoms.
Yesterday I saw a subliminal advertising executive, just for a second.
Yesterday I saw a subliminal advertising executive, just for a second.
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8293. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Fire In A Fireworks Factory
I remember when the candle factory burnt down. We all stood around and sang Happy Birthday.
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8294. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Welcome To Life
If I understood the concept correctly It wasn't offering the use of another body, just a conscious state that you could continue within. A matrix type existance if you will. My guess is that it is more likely going to be a version of this, rather than unfreezing a removed head or complete body submerged in liquid nitrogen that will be possible in the future. If I were to risk any money on the bet I would say it's two to three hundred years away. But what do I know I'm a chicken. signed A Chicken
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8295. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Scooter Jump FAIL
Now if he had kept his hoodie on!.....
Using the Chicken philosophy that if you are prepared to be an ass there will always be someone to ride you, I have the following points to make :- 1)What a Tosser.2) Hope it was his scooter (probably wasn't)3)If it wasn't, how much do you want to bet that "I was acting like a twat, trying to look good in front of my mates, jumping over a tiny ramp, without a helmet, when I screwed everything up and caused £700 damage to my scooter" didn't go on the insurance claim document and "Mum someone broke my bike" were heard when he got home.
Using the Chicken philosophy that if you are prepared to be an ass there will always be someone to ride you, I have the following points to make :- 1)What a Tosser.2) Hope it was his scooter (probably wasn't)3)If it wasn't, how much do you want to bet that "I was acting like a twat, trying to look good in front of my mates, jumping over a tiny ramp, without a helmet, when I screwed everything up and caused £700 damage to my scooter" didn't go on the insurance claim document and "Mum someone broke my bike" were heard when he got home.
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8296. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Dude Implants Magnets Into His Wrist to Hold iPod
Ok lets put this thing into perspective. Some people (not me I'm Chicken)seem to have an obsession with attaching bits of metal to their bodies. It all started in the western world in the sea-fareing days of yold, when sailors would wear gold earings so that they had currency where ever they went, presumably prior to someone inventing the pocket. At least the guy in the video is making some use of the metalwork unlike the pointless bits in his lips. Life is difficult enough for most people without the added complication of rust, metal fatigue and looking like a twat.
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8297. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Pee Prank - Arrested Edition
The problem here is that the police would not be allowed to ignor these guys. It's their job and if they did there would be some toe-rag taking a photo of the cop ignoring his or her duty. They can't really win can they? It's being done to excess, the joke is over, it was funny once, now move on.
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8298. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Clever Dog
That dalmation has obviously been subjected to a lot of neglect. Shaving most of it's fur off, leaving that silly tuft around its neck so it looks like a mexican hairless, shrinking no doubt on a too warm wash. No wonder its hungry.
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8299. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video AWESOME KO
2 observations, 1) The winner ought to be a little more concerned about the condition of the guy on the floor. If it turned out that as with quite a number of boxing knockouts the guy gets a blood clot on the brain the winner might be less than popular. The fight is obviously over, compassion ought to be kicking in now and thats a shame and shows the actual brutality of the fighter rather than the fight 2)It's a shame the other guy didnt have some bear spray.
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8300. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Store owner strike back with bear spray
I predict a big up turn in bear spray exports. Maybe add a bit of purple dye so we all know you got owned. I think a nice sticker on the shop door of a bear with a crims face with a big red cross through it should do it.
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8301. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video $10,000 Car That Runs On Air
Everyone seems to be missing the point here! This is one car, a first if you like. If it takes off (that would be cool you could fly everywhere)the designs will improve. It doesnt need to look like that, anymore than the model T Ford remained the only design of a Ford. This car could look like a Lamborgini if you wanted it too. I for one am more than pissed off paying £20 for enough fuel for a short journey to nowhere. The govenment would literally have to tax the air that we breath (albeit compressed)to get money out of the motorist.
There are a lot of cleaver bastards out there that would eventually get these cars doing 100mph+ and 250mpg or mpca I guess.
Also there is compressed air at most petrol stations, think about the queue for air if the guys in front are filling their tyres!
There are a lot of cleaver bastards out there that would eventually get these cars doing 100mph+ and 250mpg or mpca I guess.
Also there is compressed air at most petrol stations, think about the queue for air if the guys in front are filling their tyres!
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8302. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Dirtiest PC... EVER!!!
It's probably been sitting in someone's loft for a couple of years. moments later of course it would have appeared on ebay as fully tested hardly used.
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8303. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Fireworks Factory Explosion
I remember when the candle factory burnt down.. we all stood around singing happy birthday
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8304. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video And A WTF To You Sir
If you look closely you can actually see the scar on his forehead where his brain was replaced by a monkey's kidney.
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8305. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Vacuum Cleaning Fail
It's the same arguement as 'If a tree falls over in a forest and nobody is there to hear it does it make a noise' if she thinks she's cleaning she probably is.
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8306. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Lamborghini Show Off Fail
I would like to apologise to the two women driving the two cars that I slid between there. Thats what happens when a Chicken drives a Lamborghini.
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8307. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video The Juggler
I saw this guy do this act on the Bob Monkhouse show about 15-20 years ago he was incredible then (Guessing by the curtains it was about the same time ago) he also added an extra bit using ping pong balls as I remember, tilting his head back and popping them into the air and catching them back in his mouth. At one point he made like he'd swallowed one. He has the comic timing and persona of Steven Wright. Hope he's still around, brilliant.
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8308. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Burglar's Bloopers
Why does'nt he steal the stuff on the floor already.
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8309. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Fly eating sugar
Guess its sweeter than the shit it usually eats
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8310. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Reporter Talks To Old Friends. Very Old
I'm a chicken ok, so don't take this too personally. The two guys I like, they speak a lot of sence. Boota boota what! exactly. How many teenagers could reel of the genre of some of the music these guys know from the past (not many) Yet at 84(ish) the guy correctly says It's rap. I wonder how much of the music (and I use the term extremely loosely cos I'm a chicken) will still be around in thirty, forty years time. My hope is on a scale of none to not a lot.
Every new generation of young people get sucked into a black hole of 'Happening music' and to be honest, a lot of it is how George Harrison described rap as having a silent C, Crap!
Why does this world require a group of vastly overpaid wealthy musicians and sportspeople for people to throw money at? These guys don't live in coops like me oh no! they live in multy and I mean multy million dollar Cribs (and where the frigger hick did the word Crib get twisted into a house) They live in Houses, mansions if you prefer. What a total waste of money!
Sometimes when I peer in to my owners (modest home) from my coop, I see people starving on one program and spoilt teenagers having chicken God knows how many thousands of dollars spent on them for their 16th birthday usually ending up with a new car, on the other channel. These 16 year old brats as they all age ought to be ashamed of them selves and their parents ought to know better. Chickens don't even live to be 16!!!!!
Every new generation of young people get sucked into a black hole of 'Happening music' and to be honest, a lot of it is how George Harrison described rap as having a silent C, Crap!
Why does this world require a group of vastly overpaid wealthy musicians and sportspeople for people to throw money at? These guys don't live in coops like me oh no! they live in multy and I mean multy million dollar Cribs (and where the frigger hick did the word Crib get twisted into a house) They live in Houses, mansions if you prefer. What a total waste of money!
Sometimes when I peer in to my owners (modest home) from my coop, I see people starving on one program and spoilt teenagers having chicken God knows how many thousands of dollars spent on them for their 16th birthday usually ending up with a new car, on the other channel. These 16 year old brats as they all age ought to be ashamed of them selves and their parents ought to know better. Chickens don't even live to be 16!!!!!
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8311. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Bloke Vs. Butane In Campfire
The words what, a, total, and tosser, come to mind.
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8312. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Flipping With Guns
I think its a sad reflection of life that guns and the need for some people to practice for hours on end to pick the damm things up and fire them. How much better this world would be if the same amount of energy was put into learning something useful. kinda makes me glad that I'm a hen.
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8313. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Sony Rolly
I can't see any point at all in this product but I actually want one.
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8314. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video The Most Annoyingly Cute Thing Ever
If I had been told I was going to the vets to be ''put to sleep'' I'd want someone to hold my hand too. They shouldn't have told the poor fellow.
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8315. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video America ...the age limit works so well
This is really simple. How many teenagers do you know that actually wash? Don't sell it too um.
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8316. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video From baby to 12 year old girl in 3 minutes
Is there a film of the ten minutes, nine months before she becomes a baby?
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8317. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Baseball Trick Batting Shots
The ought to show the guys arriving in their cars then leaving in their cars but but miss out the bit in the middle.
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8318. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Why Science is Cool
I wonder what would happen if you suspended the pop group 'One Direction' in an induction coil. Would it fall through the middle eventually or not?
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8319. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Biker Watch Dog
I don't think that was the dogs owner, that was the first dog taxis rank. The dog was saying, take me to the red lamp area to see the bitches.
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8320. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Amazing art with packing tape by Max Zorn
It's great until the sun shines and the bits he's left on start peeling off. I wonder if the first one he did was with selotape but you couldn't see it.
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8321. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video The Voice Australia Rachael Leahcar sings La Vie En Rose
Pity 'Call me Dave' is so shallow. Absolutely amazing performance from Ms Leahcar.
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8322. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Dogs Match Music Notes Perfectly
I'd like to see the video of when they played a bum note!
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8323. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Quadrotor Machine Gun
What I'd like to see is a version adding another twenty quad motors to this Baby, making it into a kinda Borg cube shape with subbies sticking out of the eight corners, flick the "Go where ever you want" and "Fire at will" (or what ever his name is) buttons simultaniously and then see how long the guy can keep up the fake Russian accent before he starts screaming like a girl in Spanish. That's what I'd like to see.
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8324. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Forklift Operator Puts Coin in Bottle
Size is relative like your Auntie
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8325. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Chair acrobatics
Those Ikea adverts just get weirder and weirder!
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8326. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video Forklift Operator Puts Coin in Bottle
Was this the same guy that then went into the warehouse and knocked over seven and a half million dollars worth of pure uranium, which caused a nuclear accident in Portugal, bringing their economy inline with uganda and causing teenage girls in the UK to pay upto £80 for tickets to see One Direction thus catapulting yet another pointless group of nobodies into wealthy 'musicians'(questionable) who don't even play instruments or write their own songs. Who can then swan around for the rest of their lives not doing a decent days work and nodoubt going through the drug faze along the way. just wondered! or it could have been the guy holding the camera.
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8327. Judge-Jake commented 12 years ago on video close call...
Crash test dummy!!
0 1. Judge-Jake commented 229 days ago on video Helicopter pilots grab RC-plane from a tree