"You can Yodel as much as you like kid, but no you are not pushing in and where is your fecking mask!" ...."Oh and tell your granny too"

Okay I'm not a gamer and although I watched the video, I have no idea what I just watched. But a note to the people who made the video, the English subtitles are not staying on screen long enough for people to read them. I'm not a slow reader but in my opinion you need to leave the text onscreen for at least another five to six seconds each time. I wasn't interested enough to keep pausing, but if you are trying to get a message out to English speaking people, leave the text on the screen longer.

I've always liked this guy, we don't see him enough these days..I was about to complain that he didn't get an electric shock as the video progressed then he came up with the goods, so I was satisfied.

So if you spin a chicken while she's laying her egg...no no this experiment requires more time at the drawing board could be messy.

I just want it to be known now, that I am very happy to have the vaccine for Covid-19 BUT I DO NOT WISH TO HAVE THE RUSSIAN VERSION...OH NO THANK YOU VERY MUCH..I'D TRY BLEACH FIRST.

I hardly dare ask if this is 1920 or 2020?

I think there were two baby rabbits, one survived but one didn't, the moral of this story as told to the snake was "And don't come back"

QI

Yeah its a good trick, but its not going to get you anywhere in life is it..loser

That woman would really get on my nerves......................

I liked the "AHH...AHH" part

Makes you wonder how many replies you would get as a pilot if you advertised "FREE FLIGHT...Looking for someone to sit in while I practice landing after engine failure...bring your own nappy"

Holy shit batman I got my shoes wet

Apparently on the way back, the dogs are on the sledge

Why is it when I take two of my dogs out they get their lead tangled all the time, but he has ten and they don't

If you are the kind of person who is going to drop a cat several times to make a video, are you also the type of person who would be curious as to what would happen if you tried it with a dog, that is my worry.

Good old home office

Surely by definition a slice should come from a whole.

If that is being accepted as a world record then surly I could make a two foot piece and called it the worlds largest 10th of a pizza slice?

I can see the day when you will be able to make little houses with windows and a rocket to sit outside, maybe even a car with wheels that go around.

It's good to know about these things, but lets face it if your differential gets indifferent with you, you need a garage and a decent available balance in your bank account.

I wonder where they eventually buried him

I tried to join the revolution, but it seems it it didn't take off.

I can do a Hillman Imp from the 1980's.............wanna hear it again?

Didn't even touch the sides

I wonder if she's still going round?

Seems like a lot of work, to decipher something that we we will now know an accurate answer to anyway.

Well he tried goddammit, at least he did that.

What a great story and thanks so much to Snotr Admin for giving us a feast of new video's to watch today, just what I needed here in the UK with a Covid-19 National lockdown and a grey sky.

#1 Absolutely otherwise it's just a pointless mess of images.

Naw there was a hair in the gate, do it again.

It sounded like a kitchen window rather than a car windscreen.

Spoilt it at the end in my opinion

Yes so there.

Avoid rings, stick to circles

Aww I want a pet flying squirrel called Deeb...........................

This is a long video, so if you are in a rush...the answer is No.

#13 As I genuinely hadn't read your comment when I thought of mine, I'm going to type it anyway. 'Oh for fuck sake, don't teach them how to fly to'

Jam on toast for tea then.

It's always pissed me off that people can be born with that level of skill, while I end up with four sides when I draw a triangle

You would have thought he would have made a ten seater first and tried it over a boating lake.

#24 A month is a long time at the moment.

Walked past the roof yesterday, its still going on, cat had a hip replacement operation in 2019, and is a little slower going backwards but the pigeon is making allowances so you can hardly tell. The music has changed they are now listening to some country and western, Tex Ritter I think.

#15 No it isn't, just has new presenters.

#2#5 The greatest threat to our lives is actually people like you who ignore the hysteria and think we should probably do nothing as it is futile trying to do so.

#2 I presume you mean Like Smallpox?

Save water shower with a commuter

Brilliant, I should have been, but I wasn't expecting that.

Six years on and although in use these things aren't perfect and won't be replacing the hypodermic any time soon, but they have their uses.

This play that went wrong, went wrong on Snotr 8 days ago and I for one think it's about time we had a new video....please

I still think it would have been quicker to get off and walk.

What did he say about cement again?

#1 What bird?

The shark is lying on the beach thinking 'Ok, took a wrong turn back there, but just stay cool, I know it was popular but there is still a chance that some of these guys haven't watched any of the Jaws movies, it might not be too bad, they might not all be pescatarians'

You gotta have a death wish to take part in this event or least a belief in reincarnation

And 2020 style https://youtu.be/db5WSmdN0wI

Well at least he was human, unlike the current one.

That was farcical

Funny how some videos seem much older than others, I wonder if this video is on one than once.

The years go by so fast...

Well that made for a very nice amusing surprise...I was expecting to have to watch the snowball fight again.

Why 10 years later am I not hearing about this procedure, is it real or isn't it?

if there is a heavy wind they will blow all over the battle field.

It's almost a Mawashi Geri.

#23 Just because the previous comments were ten years old, you still have to count them lol.

What a wonderful few moments, makes you want to find out more about them, how their day started and how it ended. Why did the guy on the bike leave without his hat, just amazing.

ADMIN WE HAVE YET ANOTHER TOSSER SPAM ARTIST...PLEASE RELEASE THE HOUNDS>

Yes I remember this from way back, wonder what the guys are doing now, hope they are still playing.

Dirty shirt dirty shirt

I just hope he had planning position for that.

#20 I should buy more lottery tickets

Admin, it's been 8 days since we had a new video and it was about cockroaches...time for a few new one's, when you have a minute

It's not going to disturb many worms walking on tarmac, more likely to get run over silly bird.

I wonder what we are down to now in 2020 I'm thinking 19

I guess it makes sense, felt sorry for the poor reporter, did you see his shirt ugh!!

Lovely way to start the day. I wonder how they celebrate at the end of a concert...glass of brandy maybe?

What they didn't show you but the elephant could see, was that behind the camera was an anti tank cannon.

Pilot obviously paid by the hour and it's only five to.

Drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip.................................

um

That's made my back ache.

I appreciate one answer would be "Why not" but WHY?

Magical just magical

Got IM................

Ready for some new video's now ADMIN.

#10 yep I'm guessing then went back about twenty minutes

Still scary 4 years on.

Eleven years on I wonder if he is still doing the same act?

Yeah very good, but as my Dad would have said, he needs a haircut.

Really pisses me off that someone can what I can't do twice at the same time.

#1 Yep indeed it does.

What a lovely calm video, very relaxing and incredible detail.

Still amazing five years on and seventy years on.

I didn't realise that Tim Minchin knew about all this stuff, not as funny as usual though.

I'm just driving over to house to see his plants, anyone coming?

Always always always listen to the guys that know.

Level 10 time travel.

I wonder what that guy is doing right now? My guess is he's either asleep or he's making those things.

All good from 2 minutes onward

#7 Well if the choice was the orangutan or you Kenny, I'd definitely go with the Oran

#6 And if there were three to chose from Sowshul, very likely you would be sharing a box with Kenny.

He's absolutely right, we now live in a 'Look at me, I'm fabulous' world. I find it nauseating. Now where is my hat.

Well I'm slightly ashamed to say I have never heard of her, but I've just been through Wiki and a few videos and now I'm quite clued up. There does seem to be some controversy about the woman now, as no other in history having become death and blind at 19 months seems to have reached the heights that she did and there is some suggestion that her teacher who translated what she was actually saying which was the best part illegible could have been manipulating what was being said, the jury is out on that one.

Caterpillars move in a mysterious way.

#4 Still an asshole after all these years Kenuty I see. Someone once told me that you came from Cambodia or Thailand or somewhere, so it doesn't surprise me one bit that you think animal degradation is ok, well it fucking isn't. There are too many backward cunt-ries in the word that treat animals like shit.

The Chinese are probably the worse and the world is currently paying the price of their stupidity. Rhino and Elephant horn for medicine what an absolutely ape-man intelligence (and that's being cruel to ape-men). All those beautiful animals slaughtered and butched for a tusk for the Chinese. And it does absolutely fucking nothing, if they must grate up a piece of something into a powder, try the hard dry skin foot pads of Chinese people, that comes off all white and powdery and will give exactly the same result as Rhino horn....fucking none!

If there is a Karen on this site it is and always has been you, you knob.

Much closer to Blackadder than Mr Bean

I would have wanted to lose another six seconds off that figure.

Two years on I still wanna be a titty bear.

Now that's entertainment

When I was a child I would have thought that was great entertainment but how wrong was I. This is exploitation of a gorgeous intelligent primate and should be banned.

Whirling Flameish.

Bad drivers with a bit of bad weather sprinkled in

Makes you want to have a go.

My main worry would be getting out of the net afterwards, that's my main worry after the net failing of course.

Great video I remember it well, looks like a king fisher.

#4 No hope she is OK, maybe Covid-19 is keeping her busy, she's a nurse in the USA. I do agree though the site is collapsing, I'm very often the only one commenting on the site. I still tune daily.

#3 You been out in the sun for too long today by any chance

#2 Funnily enough although I can see the show I stopped watching in completely since Stephen Fry left, I'm not a fan of Sandy don't know why, can't like everyone I guess. Having said that I did watch last nights episode as there was bugger all else on any of the other channels and it wasn't too bad.

With those tyres he could have dropped from 100 feet.

FIRSTLY ADMIN!!!! CAN YOU GET RID OF SHERDAVIS AT NUMBER ONE< USUAL TOSSER POSTING CRAP ON OUR SITE. SEND THEM AWAY ....BY THE WAY ANYONE READING IT< IT IS A SCAM AND WILL COST YOU MONEY AND PROBABLY A VIRUS!!!!!!

Back to the important stuff, can't make out what the first sound is but the second to me is Green Needle or I need who

And sadly then we got Sandy Toksvig

Is this the ride where everyone falls to their death after about thirty seconds, hence the short video?

Five years on still a wonderful sight and you still wouldn't get me up in one.

So we have to conclude that he climbed through but couldn't get his head through, the turned around, almost a Mensa challenge.

#4 Much like Snotr most days, great to see some faces today.

I hate that sort of thing but my goodness I enjoyed that. When you imagine how many times he must have fallen off learning all those moves brings joy to my heart. By the way I realise I am talking to my fecking self here, where are all the fecking snotarians, come on you barstards show yourselves, too scared hey, you pussies I'll bite your legs off.....I can wait......I'm in no rush...........................I can wait ALL DAY if need be.....little whistle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................OH FOR FECK SAKE SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

I used to dream that someone would make a website just for me and now I've got one I'm feeling like Noddy No Mates. Doing nothing for my self esteem this. I wouldn't even mind arguing with a person of religion at the moment..Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllpppppppppp.

or he missed the ride of his life, could have been fine an initial steep fly then ground contact and whoopee.

That's not a cat it's just fur on a feather duster

The enemy have guns and bullets but worry not lads, we have a shovel.

Can you imagine how much space there must be in a china mans workshop. No tools just a shovel.

Fascinating story, really enjoyed that Snotr.

Admin can you remove this piece of shit #1Joandavis from the site, I mean know the numbers are low, but we don't need this crap.

Really enjoyed the video by the way, weird but my kind of thing.

Ok, officially bored admin, more video please......

Imagine getting that order. "There might be a bit of overtime, coming up guys, and we night need to order some more hand pumps"

I'd like to bet there aren't any life jackets, you fall in and the pollution kills you very quickly, then you drown.

Very impressive, slick is the word I'd use. One has to assume there is some protection over the use of birds in magic and one also has to assume that he is not contravening that.

Gorgeous creature and good advertising for the shop, I bet he's wondering what Jack Russell tastes like...

If these dummy tanks are 100 times cheaper than the real thing, then they need to get the dummy tank price down to $100 then the real things will only cost $10000

The water level was probably affected by how much beaver there was in the area.

Hilarious but way too short

Very cute and obviously gamey but a really stupid dangerous thing to do 30 people die and 17000 are injured on escalators each year just in the USA. Don't copy her, date her, although she'll be getting on a bit now if she hasn't been killed by an escalator, just don't copy her. I wonder what her thoughts are now about that stunt?

Isn't it funny when you think about it, Snotr put a video on this site and we all watch it and try and make a unique comment about it and get people to like our comment, why the feck do we do that. Do we walk around for the rest of the day thinking "Got 5 likes for my type comment, some didn't get anyway, or did I get for than 5 and a couple of people didn't like it, mind blown". I'm tired just thinking about this.

Don't think it would need an operator these days.

Stella sick of having to press a fecking button to get anything done around here GRRR

I bet those bikes were throwing up after that.

It's going to be a while before a Ferrari does 0 to 207mph in 4.3 seconds isn't it.

There's nowt stranger than folk well apart from chemical reactions.

#6 It might be five years ago Thunders but Cause you did lol

#12 Oh no, not at all, they will have to make another pond to keep it company or it will get depressed.

Where are all the police in Prague, these shits could be arrested on the spot. The real crime here that needs addressing is that too few people will get to find out in time that this sum exists. Maybe there should be large screens up in all the major cities and people paid to film these criminals in action and their video's put instantly on the screens for everyone to see.

I bet he needs to go suck a Zube after that.

Well that was especially crap wasn't it, do we need to send in some new videos Snotr?

I'm thinking at the end of your first day working there, you would go home with a thumping headache, Imagine having to work there after a really heavy night out and a kebab.

Man that was disturbing, how are they allowed to live like that. Isn't there some system in America, that would intervene and get them some help.

Bom Bom didy didy didy, Bom Bom didy didy didy, Bom Bom didy didy didy........ la la la la TUSK! Fleetwood Mac

Where was I three years ago and a year ago? Just gorgeous, Love Warren.

Messy, quite an impact into that tree.

Just a thought guys and gals.

Snotr over the years has been a constant source of entertainment, packed with thousands of wonderful video's and in my opinion there is no better bank of interesting video's on the internet.

What it is lacking now is viewers. How about we all rally around and mention the site to friends, family, enemies, work colleagues etc, get them to Join and start making comments and rejuvenate this site back to where it should be and beyond.

If you are on Facebook, twitter whatever, get it mentioned, put links to it.

I think it is so sad that we are just down to a tiny handful of people commenting. If you already come on the site and view, start making yourself known, leave a comment, come on we can do this, lets see how far we can push this.

Also start posting new video's, for people to see

It is very well done, but just imagine how much more amazing it would have been if an actual midget climbed off that box and walked off the stage.

Why on earth would you try and close your window with a giraffes head sticking through it, mindless. Took me a couple of views to realise that the people talking in the car and filming were not the people in the car with the giraffe.

Could have gone better in my opinion.

I do wonder how good it is for us to watch video's like this, my stress levels just went through the roof, generally we only get involved in a situation like this one in our lives, then we stay well clear, to watch a dozen all in a row, I'm just not sure...

Yeah...........................................

Six years later it still causes the driver to wake up in the middle of the nights screaming NOOOOOO!!!!

Well this was at least 12 years ago, haven't walked through one yet, so I'm guessing it didn't open.

Need some subtitles.

I don't know why but I was expecting worse lol.

OK Admin ready for some new video's now.

Good way of comparing batteries I guess, I wonder how long it will spin on a Duracell?

I wonder what it looks like now?

Some of those were as clear as mud.

Good heavens.

I hope no one was inside, crushed and drowned in around five seconds.

So does anyone know what you do after the lava cools are you stuck with it, have you got to move area, what do you do?

Those stupid accidents just keep coming don't they. Some of those drivers must have been asleep.

#7 There are a lot of artists sitting on beaches in the Bahamas, nodding their heads while pissing themselves and drinking spirits from pineapples.

Big stingy buggers.

Well that's my work out for this morning.

The test will be when these systems prove to be so good that driver intervention is not required and safety levels increase to such a degree that accidents just don't happen. New designs for cities keeping pedestrians away from roads, speeds will increase, destination times will be shortened, no pollution levels, carbon footprints down to nothing and then you won't have a choice whether you drive or not, you just won't have the option. You will have to go to a track to drive a variety of old cars for a few hours, but no one will know how to drive, you will have to be taught to drive even an automatic electric car. All the petrol and diesels will be long gone or in museums, people will eventually lose interest in going to see those, they will be irrelevant to life in the future...... Just a thought

Now if you were in the middle of a forest at night and the forest floor started doing that all around you, how quickly would you learn how to climb a tree. Answers on a postcard to;-

Poohed you pants?
loose stools
Smelly pants
Montana

Three years on I do wonder what is actually taking place, is the fish on the outside trying to get the other fish out so he can move in, or are they both the same species and this is a mating ritual, it is just a fish game. Do they both have OCD, very interesting.

With parents like that who needs a day off...me I do

Never had an IPhone.

#3 Is that True Nomaddaf did he spend 5 years in jail for armed robbery?

A lot more talent than sticking a fecking shark in formaldehyde but sadly not reflected in wealth.

Wooo watch your mushrooms.

Second life............

Wow a new female Mick Jagger in the making, wonderful.

I just tried to explain this method to a friend of mine but I completely lost the tread, anyone got any ideas about how I could better understand it.

Doesn't seem 5 years does it.

Great story, just a shame that this video has been hijacked and awful music added to it by someone who clearly has no idea how to present a story as important as this, so don't watch this watch the actual video that it was stolen from. https://youtu.be/6_nFuJAF5F0

What's a section sampler? Hope it's a spiky thing on the end of a pole for taking chunks out of jelly fish for testing? You link it might be?

Ummmmmmm that was good

I'm a little embarrassed to admit that I once made a little car out of lego, but it only had three wheels.

Absolutely fascinating, really enjoyed that, more more more please.

Lovely to see, but also very very dismayed at some of the negative comments 7 years ago. But a possible explanation of why there are still people on this planet who are cruel to animals, no empathy. For someone to say Kinda gross to a bird hatching from an egg worries me, hope you have grown up in the last seven years although part of me hopes you haven't passed your genes on.

#18 depends if it was buried, cremated or stuffed I guess, if it's the latter much the same but it doesn't move around as much.

How much would anyone like to bet that he has sneaked one of his children on board a couple of times, the one he likes least.

#4/5 My goodness Dennyboy, you do not look how I imagined you at all, The face is right but I thought you would be wearing a cap and have different glasses and a beard and be wearing a Tshirt...how wrong someone can be.

Jesus that is actually frightening, it could have someone's eye out

Can you imagine the conversation at the shop, it $4000 and it only fly's for five five minutes. Feck me that's far too long, have you got a more expensive one that only fly's for a minute, it could be in Cuba in five minutes!!

Well very pre the drone but like LP's this has soul, love it.

What a lovely surprise for him and for us to see it, thanks Admin. If you have any more keep them coming, there are still a number of Snotrians out here, tuning in every day.

ingenious if not a little unfair on the squirrels.

Still tuning in every day guys, any new videos??

I had a girlfriend with a finger like that.

I had no idea I have been on here for at least 6 years

Now what drugs was I taking three years ago, need some more of those. #3

OOu Willy! It's a good job it wasn't.

Wonderful creature, I wonder what would have happened if he hadn't turned around when he did, perhaps it would have eaten his head

#1 Hope it's not Covid mate

#12 Is that the best you've got? Which part were you referring to? 40% of Americans believing bullshit? The A,B,C point? It's the Bishop selling £90.000 worth of cats piss isn't it.

Perhaps if they could send in a drone with a thin but strong wire attached to the police car, or one with some black spray paint to spray on the windscreen.

Just read my comment from 4 years ago and a year ago, have to say it still made me laugh a little. I be back either in 2021 or 2024 and see if it's still holding out, unless Covid-19 gets me of course.

#10 What much power?

He never blinks and is worth nearly a billion dollars, when I say worth I'm being ironic, he's worth nothing. I'm seriously thinking about becoming a reporter and interviewing him, he has a tendency if you say something he doesn't like to pull a really angry face and get right in your face, that is all I would need to to punch him so hard for invading my personal space that he would see little Jesus's spinning around his ugly face.

#5 Firstly the words rap song and great were never designed to go together but more important than that is why not make a serious point. Someone chose this televangelist as fair game to make a funny rap song, so why not take it a further step and point out that he and all the others like him are con artists, while-ever people are giving their hard earned money to these morons spreading their crap people should be spreading the word that they are taking advantage of delusion people who let themselves be manipulated by them. If one person wakes up and smells the roses it's got to be worth it.

You could see the determination in that wind, it wasn't giving up until it had blown it down.

What I will never understand is why a certain percentage of Americans 40%+ I believe) believe all that bullshit, you only have to look at the guy to know that he is either a) Insane b) A con man or c) Both. Wake up America we have nothing like this in the UK. Well actually we do have a guy claiming to be a self confessed minister selling a piece of string and a small bottle of liquid for £91 that protects you from Covid (oh no it doesn't!!!). Bishop Climate Wiseman (he's not a real bishop, but that's what he calls himself) He's definitely sold £90.000 worth of this crap to over a thousand poor deluded idiots, desperate to not join the dead.
It's very simple people if god can do anything and lets face it you believe that he can do anything don't you, then why do you have to play games with him and why do you have to give any money to anyone for his services. God made the world didn't he, so he doesn't need money, he can make money if he wants out of thin air, like he did with the fish and he can give money to these evangelists, you don't need to give it to them. And as for Covid-19 well come on guys it can't have escaped gods notice that people are dying from this virus all over the world in huge quantities, if he has any power he can just get rid of it, like he didn't when the Spanish Flu killed in excess of 20.000.000 people world wide. How many people would have asked god to get rid of that? A fair few you be sure. One possibility of course is that when god made the world, he suddenly went deaf and blind, either way save your prayers, we're on our own, just don't waste your money giving anything to these (unts who claim thhey can bring you divine intervention, all bollocks.

Let me guess is he one of those Evangelical con artists and is that an audience full of Bull shit swallowing Americans, just a guess.

Green is my favourite colour if it's grass, if it's skin then it is my lease favourite colour.

How did I miss this video a year ago?

Why couldn't they make oval window frames but with square window in them, or some of those leaded glass windows then put a nice plant in a pot on a sill on the inside, so when you nod off and then wake up, you can think you are in your lounge rather than defying gravity in a metal tube with lots of people you don't know one of which might be a terrorist and a few others that might have Covid-19.

This has been doing the rounds on mobile phones for a while now, really funny.

Yeah very well done.

That dog behaves exactly the same as my dog.... the opposite I meant the opposite.

#2 Absolutely not lol

They probably found that to make it run a mobile phone for long enough it had to be a centimetre thick and then you couldn't bend it, back to the drawing board.

Isn't it strange when you make a joke and then three years later have absolutely no recollection of doing so, brains are fully things.

I think I would have needed a light on my head to even consider that.

no one should have to work that quickly.

This requires a certain amount of compliance from the protester doesn't it.

So 4 times more people a day are dying of Covid-19 than the FLU world wide as of 1st of April. I'm pretty sure I have spoken to a number of people who have said OOu it's just like the flu and more people die of that, well they can shut up now, next.

Umm interesting, very interesting and also not very funny

I bet the stopping moment at the top was a bit scary, bad time to run out of fuel.

That's a big pussy.

Wow what a lucky guy he was, I wonder how he landed. When you find out that your mate is REALLY your mate.

I had a go myself close up to the screen, hit him straight in the back end and caused a lot of damage.

So why didn't it work?? come on we need an enquiry

It would have been ten times better if it was played backwards and you had to guess what the macroed item was.

Don't poke the Pussy.

I've been waiting eight years for this to come around again so I could do my joke... Ok here is it #7 Well if you haven't got a sparkly bikini I'd go with pole vaulting. Oh so funny well worth the wait... I wonder if Malakyte will be back in another 8 years to see how funny it was.

One of them changed nationality too.

Easier to just leave the lawn to grow, eventually you will have a forest, forests don't need mowing.

I'm going to call that the Tyson, next he will lean over and chew his ear.

#6 Having a harness on was no reason to blow it up! What are you a cat person, should have guessed

ANOTHER SPAM WONGER ADMIN #0

Yeah I wonder why they did share their food.

I think that's whats actually called Hanging the dog in Italy, maybe she needs to get a harness, fuck me.

I th'nk that's whats actually called Hanging the dog in Italy, maybe she needs to get a harness, fuck me.

Very positive video.

Wow haven't got a clue what they were singing but I liked it a very lot.

#2 An owls gotta eat.

Never never never give up.

Unbelievable some people are just too dumb for words, I mean just how long did she think she was going to get away with that for???

Well is was looking really good until it froze at 8 minutes and 2 seconds, great animation.

Yes it would seem that we will.

One of those Knobs are going to kill themselves.

#7 We do indeed.

#11 Hello Barrack how do you think Trump is doing after you left?

Every single one, wow.

Admin if you are sitting at home in some type of 19 lock-down and wondering what to do to pass the time, could I suggest that you spend some time removing some of these spam artists that are all over the site. There is Phamyen on this link and several more in the other video's in the last few days. A good spring clean would work wonders. Cheers JJ

I remember this video like it was yesterday and I was a hen back then.

Uum a new hobby idea there, not sure if I would have the patience though.

Wow, never heard of those before, I wonder why the caterpillar became so fussy, there meals times need to be very carefully timed or no dinner.

That must be messing with their basic instincts

I hope they remember to wipe down the mouth pieces in case granny comes round and fancies a blow.

So fellow Snotarians how are you all coping with 19 at the moment? We in the UK are not all isolated yet, but in the last couple of days the schools have all closed, all social gathering places restaurants, pubs, clubs, cafe etc etc etc have been ordered to close. The supermarkets have been decimated by panic buying, starting with loo rolls. Tis the end of the fecking world around here.

#3 Please tell us you are not one of the 'It's just a bad cold' brigade? For I am sick of those people as they are tossers!

I got a bit fed up after a fair while, checked the remaining time and I was only half way through. I wonder if one has ever fallen off?

Classic...Where is everybody by the way?

As a driver how can you not know that your trailer is thirty feet up in the air.

Truly amazing our grandparents would think it witchcraft.

It was wonderful but needed sound.

I bet he's got a record as long as his wing, little shit

Very hard to watch. China and many other countries need to get their fecking acts together and stop a) this appalling cruelty and b) these totally unsatisfactory conditions. Just think one of those sellers or one of his or her customers is responsible for closing down an entire country, killing and infecting potentially millions of people. I certainly hope when Covid-19 in finally under control that the world looks very closely at country like China who's government allow gathering of these kinds of markets. They need to banned and policed very heavily.

Looks like Mongo without the hair.

#3 the first half of your comment made sense then it went to la la land and I didn't get your point

Man and guitar in perfect harmony, my kind of music. definitely got the right fingers for classical guitar.

The Japanese system sound a bit stupid to me, I wouldn't want to be a bloody postman in Japan, that's a fact, although it's probably better than walking the streets.

#1 Well it would be peaceful.

They are buggers aren't they.

I wonder how the bird was?

ADMIN ADMIN!!!!!!!

It's caused by the golf fish.

#0 And I think you are yet another Spam artist and should piss off.

Lol..................

Right I'm back....What on earth has been happening while I have been away. Firstly I'm delighted to see a couple of extra names names here and secondly I'm dismayed that several of you seem to have a sense of humour defect. But mostly I'm glad we have some company.

Wow!! I wonder if they have a practice stadium somewhere.

Wow was that five years ago, Just read my previous comment and have no recollection of typing that..and it was funny

You sure that wasn't North Korea testing one of it's Nukes?

Sound like my old Scalectric set.

Before anyone comments about how long and possibly boring in places this video is, let me explain why I uploaded it. I have watched many of this guys guitar repair videos, he is a very skilled technician of acoustic often vintage guitars, if you have a prized acoustic, that has serious issues, even a broken neck, this guy could probably fix it, he is very skilled in this area. There are many of his videos on you tube and even if you are not interested in guitars or how they are put together, I'm sure you would be fascinated in his work.
But that isn't the reason I put this video up, the reason I did is the part where he starts talking about his lung function and leg strength, both of which I agree are undoubtedly genetic defects, the point is, he isn't going to be the only person with variations of these condition. Imagine if you are an athlete and have the lung capacity that this guy has or the strength in your legs that this guy has. You would have a major advantage over other athletes without extra training without the need to take steroids, potentially you could be unbeatable yet you would not be cheating in anyway. It does make me wonder how many athletes out there do have these genetic advantages, we, actually not me but some people revere them as gods, they earn an absolute fortune, live in absolute luxury when in fact all they have done has been to be born with these features. Makes you think doesn't.

Nice moves and he's probably not a paedophile

Cornflakes again then.

Maybe he'll do better next time.

ooopps moment and a lot of "no comments" following.

The first thing to do is down vote them, if they get enough down votes they disappear from view. Hopefully ADMIN will read these messages and get rid of them. In the mean time can I put out a shout to people who come onto snotr to watch the video's to leave a comment, just an hello would be nice and if you are not subscribed, do so, it only takes a moment. This site deserves some more support it has been running for 11 or more years, there are lots of excellent video's on here, click on the RANDOM video top of screen, post your own, we would love to have you, providing you are nice like we are. xxxx

#4 Why do I have a feeling that the link provided with your posting has absolutely nothing to do with the sculptures?????

ADMIN ANOTHER GERMAN HATING SPAM PLONKER THIS TIME IN THE FORM OF alicetaylor PLEASE REMOVE!!!!!

Donald Trump at the back there.

#2 Yep and some are $5000 I guess each one is sort of hand made (apart from the parts he has made) and they are very beautiful. I'd like to see a few colours on them, would be quite psychedelic.

Average of $3000 each.

Well at least it was quick.

Three people talking about cork ah.

Fascinating stuff. Imagine getting a Nobel peace prize for sticking a piece of sellotape on a piece of Graphite...I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Imagine if your one purpose in life was to be a cork and you were dis-guarded as you weren't even good enough to do that

Few questions...What happens to all the waste cork,....Do you think when you have worked in the cork factory for a while, that you start dreaming of corks, How much does a cork cost to buy?

Wonderful creature.

So in a few words, Don't take any notice of any recommended products on Amazon. Incidentally nearly all the key safes on the market irrespective of price are as easy to open as this piece of crap. Even the one that claims it is recommended by the police (the police don't seem to know anything about this recommendation by the way) is also very easy to get into.

One thing that is immediately obvious is that the classroom seems to be made of of 100% Finn Children. Here in the Uk the average classroom is 80% full of children from other countries who can't even speak English. This Finnish school looks to be absolutely brilliant ours in comparison is full of kids that don't want to learn, won't learn and don't give a flying feck for education and neither do their parents. If I were a parent these days I would move my children to Finland.

Anyone translate what was being said, it doesn't look like at least one of the guys wanted the wall knocking down?

Well that's my morning sorted.

The dog is thinking 'Oh feck the Cops, the fecking cops are after me, must keep running, they're trying to run me over, feck feck I'll shake them off at the next bend, Oou feck they are still on my tail, oh no there is a fecking car blocking the way I wanted to go, I'd better take a left, oh shit still on my ass, keep running legs come on come on we can outsmart these stupid cops, keep running...oh how fecking lucky is that, a fecking house and it's on fire, yee yee, now I'm gonna look really bright and I'm going to completely get away with mauling that child by the road back there'.

ADMIN??? Just when are you going to get rid of FUCKLIFE aka DUCKLIFE from this site. All it does is posts this stupid message. I've heard in the pipeline that it hates Germans of you want another incentive.

#4 That would be fine because I would win twice in that catch lol

It's appalling when you think about it, it could make you really angry if you thought about it too much. Absolute greed by the few, what do they think they are ever going to do with that amount of wealth. There are only so many homes you can live in, so many cars you can drive, only so many hours in the day and only so many days in a life time.

The UK used to be the greatest country in the world.

Yes given the choice I think I would have avoided all of those flights.

Yes well there you go.

Good to see you are on the ball Geekster This video is very similar the the one two video's up. lol

I'm not very bright but I can lift heavy fings.

Spreading pig shit at a guess.

#5 I don't know what I mean, I mean I don't really know what I meant when I said I didn't know what that was but I didn't know what was happening and it wasn't what I thought it wasn't but in some ways it was if you know what I mean, but in retrospect I didn't know what it was but sure it was something I mean everything is something but somethings aren't what you think they are, are they, are they oh ok I think I get it but do I, no I don't think I actually do I'm sure saying I do when I don't so as not to look stupid but now that might be too late or something, I'm just not sure and I'm nearly ready to admit that but perhaps not right now but then again yeah perhaps I should because you know you can't pretend forever can you, at some point you have to come clean because of well cream cheese which is all that matters really if you are that person but then it has to be said it might not matter that much in actual fact, but no I'm outside of all that i'm just not sure anymore if I should just accept it because who knows I mean who really knows when it comes down to it and are they just making it up or are they really sure I mean can we trust that side of society, I wouldn't if I were you and I might be that not possible is it but would you know well not me I know that..............hope that's clear

I don't know why we don't see these in fields instead of those fecking wind turbines I'm sure they could be made to generate electricity and they could employ someone on minimum wage to sit in a little shed next to it, to give it a push whenever it stopped on one magnet.

#1#2 You pair of unbelievers, couldn't just be that the horse has musical talent, oh no! Well what about Lee Marvin who sang 'I was Born under a wandering star' in Paint your wagon he was a little horse. This one was definitively trying to play Hey Jude.

Wow just think how effective that would be if your enemy stood completely still at three different levels and you had time to prepare for your kick, devastating. oh I just spotted the little fellow at the bottom, yeah quite good yeah.

What was that then, what did they do there then, how was, I mean , what did they do there then, tell me what that was.

We are a group of really bad people.

Is that even allowed?

#2 Phew I felt really singularly bad there, for a moment.

Am I the only one who wanted the avalanche to cover the entire village burying all the idiots that whooped?

#5 I got it Denby I don't think 'Sorry' would have travelled well so probably didn't reach the states.

ADMIN PLEASE REMOVE FUCKLIFE #2 SCAMMER SCAMMER SCAMMER!!!!!!!

how strange...............

I wonder if he got a ticket

#2 Snotr ADMIN Ducklife is actually Pondlife and a scammer could you please remove.............

The pilot did that on purpose.

#11 I'm sure the masses could be kept just as distracted without paying the distractors so much bloody money, If you are good at a sport and got a regular wage for playing it, surly it is better than working in an office.

#12 I'd like to think I wouldn't put myself in that position in the first place, was he married at the time? In which case he committed adultery at the very least.

#9 Was he found guilty?

He drinks like a Great Dane I know, gets half of it on the floor then dribbles the rest all over the place.

#1 I totally agree with you, I think we need to stop the world and start again.

That was two seconds too long. uggh cough cough. Typical a guy goes into the ditch and nobody stops and gives him a tow out. And maybe a big thick piece of foam rubber on that corner might have been nice or a couple of old mattresses.

The guy who re-positioned his car was not experiencing his first tornado.

#3 I have to say Thunders that I don't like all this hero worshipping for sports people. They get paid stupid money, have a short career, live in absolute luxury and everyone thinks they are gods. In my world they would get paid an average wage probably about the same as a hospital cleaner and they would need to get another job when their career was over. Same goes for musicians and actors mine would be a fairer more balanced world.

Just shows the divide between countries most people in the UK had never heard of him.

Few sights more sad than a dead helicopter.

Cow juice..........................

#2 Well Kenny Cake isn't especially good for you so less is more if you think about it.

What a great idea, providing it always works.

And that's what happens if you have sex while driving, sometimes there are three finishes.

I have two questions 1) What happened to his hand due to the leak and 2) How many people have done this since.

Hilarious .......................

Get some carpet on those stairs lol.

I wonder if he had any lasting damage apart from having a permanent phobia of baseball matches.

I wonder why they haven't got a section of the UK.

I think on a morning like that, I'd probably decide to stay in.

Put the screen really close to your face and it's like being there, without having to get all the way back to the top again.

That's a long WOW moment.

Great communicator RF.

Perfect murder weapon, chop someone in half with your trousers then stick um in front of the fire and run away in um when the police arrive.

Yep I'd move...

#3 Yes but not enough of them Denny, can you round up some new ones, we're dieing here.

Really interesting, didn't know it had a name Foley.

I think I'm losing my mind I thought this read "Paralyzed man invents a cool and unique device to help defend himself" Must go for an eye test!!!! Cool and unique gadget by the way.

Half a full Darwin point lets hope she doesn't go the final half.

A little bit of advice which I found out too late and to my cost!! Never Never Never Ever teach your dog to do the walking between your legs slalom trick, from then on you are a laughing stock when you try and take it for a walk.

Well I wouldn't like to have to follow that...I mean up the street yes but on the stage ...perfection....The creepy blond bloke was a little awkward and probably should have his house checked for secret cellars, but the act well she literally didn't put a foot wrong.

Well there is the start of a new world craze if ever I saw one, broken lights in swimming pools everywhere.

Completely fooled me, I was thinking how human like the feet/hands were then there was a huge wow moment.

I would have liked to see his reaction when he found he wasn't alone.

No thanks not for me. oh no, not on your Nelly.

#2 It might. What if there is an earth quake or a plane crashes on top of it.

Can you imagine them allowing that on the London underground.

Lets just hope it doesn't collapse while they are inside.

Imagine if there was an Electric Eel directly under the strike, he would be the most powerful Eel in all the world.

Imagine if there was an Electric Eel directly under the strike, he would be the most powerful Eel in all the world.

One soon to be orphaned daughter of newsreader interrupts live new bulletin.

Ummm I can smell it now.....oh shit the kitchens on fire.

Every time I watch this video it just blows my mind.

I've done that same weight, yeah it happened just now, saw him pass out and I passed out, oh my poor back....

#7 I'll third that....second anyone?

#4 And you comment makes me think you are one of the many chancer spam idiots that crawl onto Snotr.

#2 Thanks Klemmy I gave you a thumbs up for your trouble.

Amazing video amazing

I did that about ten years ago in a high street on the way to the bank, except my legs went up in the air and landed square on my back, couldn't breath winded me so much, was aching for days afterwards. Then I noticed several people sitting in their cars with camera's actually filming people falling at the same spot. I THOUGHT WHAT a great idea, so I finished my banking went back to my car and had the funniest ten minutes of my life. I do realise that if there was a hell I would probably be going there but I figured the alternative would have been driving off and missing the fun which would have helped no one.

I think we should all carry this video on our phones, then every time we meet a street performer that lets say isn't up to scratch, take them to one side, play them the video and tell them to feck off and come back when they can do that.

I wonder what the question was? I'm guessing Alexa was asked why she was such an ugly round mother fecker??

The first time in history when I would have condoned a guy in a wheel chair being punched out of it, absolute idiot, the guy up the ladder landed with a real thud on his back he may need the morons wheelchair himself. And probably was #1 said..maybe!

I can do that with a triangular bubble with my eyes shut and dreaming.

Is this current news or old news? Her husband probably dobbed her in to distance himself from any connection with what she had done. It's not so much the crime that gets me, although that is bad enough, it's more the stupidity of people thinking they are going to get away with this sort of thing. S T U P I D

Must have been the guys own car at the end as he stopped laughing. Where were they actually falling from a pissed of God?

Yeah go momma.

What did I just watch?

OMD that is one unlucky cycle and one very lucky cyclist. That bike is going to need a new chain.

I think DeGrasse Tyson believes in God, the problem is he thinks it's himself.

I wonder if there is a speed limit.

Pretty damm stupid shot to take, could have damaged her neck big time.Had she been a little closer to the microphone, she would had had broken teeth, would that have been funny? I know pretty much everyone thought that was amusing, had that have been your wife or girlfriend on the receiving end maybe you would have thought differently.

Well here we are in 2027 and all those features readily available.

Who the feck are AT&T never heard of them.

How to save money on Christmas presents, the present that just keeps on not giving in the first place, get them fecking wine, chocolates, DVD's, socks, anything useful.

GPPS....... Global Parrot Positioning Satellite.

Well unless you work there, that isn't something you see everyday.

At that rate the fat controller is never going to get to work.

By the way Thunders if you are out there, apologies, I completely missed your reply to to my message last week on the Dawkins video (that didn't work) Hope you had a great Christmas albeit being at work. Hadn't realised that you were from Germany, hope you enjoyed your vacation. You definitively should watch some of the Matt Dillahunty stuff on YouTube it is very addictive. It comes from a weekly show called The Atheist Experience, there are other shows on the same network, it is broadcast live from Austin and has been running since the 1990's Matt is the main guy but they have several presenters. here is a typical clip https://youtu.be/sHFf5u-c-eg when I say Typical maybe it isn't as Matt does say Feck a lot and hangs up on people a lot also. lol.

Interesting video Thunders, keep them coming.

Interesting video Thunders, keep them coming.

Wow that is impressive, if you are viewing this on a typical laptop the planes get just a couple of inches further apart than the width of your laptop 18 inches and at speeds of 400mph above a city landscape, I wouldn't try that in a car at 60mph in a carpark

Doesn't look like much fun being out there.

#2 Yes Merry Christmas Thunders and everyone on Snotr lets hope Snotr progresses in 2020. It would be very interesting if everyone who visits the site would just for once say hello, so we could see how many people are out there??? You really need to do something about your holidays in the US you know. Typically people are off for five or more days over Christmas, some break up on the 24th and don't return until the 2nd of January. I don't think you get much in the way of holidays (vacations) though the year either do you. When I last work for a company I got 26 days off per year plus around six or more bank holidays on a usual five day 40 hour week. What do you get Thunders?

Often wondered what it would feel like to run over a knob.

Pretty sure quite a bit of that flying would be illegal these day.

I think what he is trying to say in a round about way is that much like religion astrology is a load of bollocks.

Surly he could have backed up more even with the ice.

Far left F# I think needs tuning.

I wish my working day was as short as that, what does he do fill the stapler.

Excellent.......................

#1 Glad you liked it Thunders. Yes I love these two guys also. I have to say I really miss our little chats, it gets very lonely on here most days. I tune in and tumble weeds blow across my screen. Are you frequenting another site, too busy, bored with it or some other reason. I know it's not the Snotr that it was and I do miss that. I'm beginning to feel like that guy that survives after a zombie apocalypse. By the way if you like these two guys, do you watch any Matt Dillahunty stuff on the atheist experience, brilliant guy. Have a great Christmas, you doing much? JJ

I'd really like to think that I could have done a better job of making that funny.

Lucky they carry a spare piece of elastic.

Pity there was no sound.

I bet it's driving the fish crazy.

What did I just watch, I wish it were yesterday when it wouldn't play now.

#1 I didn't watch your two video's ComentAtor because I'm guessing they were both rude or silly in some way, mine on the other hand was about Philosophy. You need to realise that you and I are probably the last two people watching Snotr, we need to drum up some more viewers it would be great to get it up to a million subscribers anyway I love cupcakes so I'm off to run around my village naked.

I'd call it the Darwin loop, it's going to remove someone from the gene pool one day.

#2 WTF is BREXIT2 we haven't sorted BREDIX1 yet.

#16 Yep it is sad to think that there are people living on this planet that are actually more stupid than the people who were living here two hundred years ago. Thank goodness they are in the minority and thank goodness the rest of us are here to ridicule them. Amazing to think that 52 years ago we didn't have a photograph of the planet we live on.

Had no idea you were short of video's you should have let us know, I'm sure we will rally round and fill up your queue now.

OFFS Snotr come on new video prompto.....

#2 I like your tac you nailed it there Bob.

That would keep me absolutely fascinated for about half an hour then never ever again.

She doesn't look very angry to me

Well lets hope all three of them get cancer of the eyes

I guess the next test is to find which spider has the strongest thread.

#1 Yeah see how I made you say that.

Next time I fly I want to fly with that pilot

Definitely saw a curve there, what do you think flat Earthers?

I agree it is rather slow, but I'm a loyal Snotarian and will be patient.

Absolutely amazing to watch, we have had some really good video's today.

Great video Manro, thanks for sharing.

I wonder if they weighed the batteries?

Well I think she is an inspiration, how many young people of her age, would have had the patience to do all that, mature beyond her years for sure. It isn't perfect but in some ways it is perfect because she pretty much did it herself. Life out on a road trip isn't meant to be perfect, otherwise you would stay in hotels. The camper exactly matches the kind of life she will have on her journeys. Don't know when this was made, if she is still traveling or not, but if she is I hope she keeps safe and has a wonderful time.

I'm pretty sure somehow that could be made into a game.

#13 Yep See you again at the end of March.

#5 I extracted the urine from your initial comment foxy but I have to agree with you I also do not understand the madness on this planet towards most sports and the over paid people who play them. For the record I hate football and rugby and have never been to a match of either. I have watched part of the final of a couple of world cups persuaded by the hysteria that I am missing out, but soon realised I wasn't. The only piece of sport I watch is the men's final of Wimbledon. I don't even bother watching the previous two weeks journey. I used to play Badminton, tennis, squash and table tennis, so I guess you could say I'm a one on one kind of guy. I think my biggest outrage with sport is the out of proportion out of this world pay that these people earn and I use the word earn with a bad taste in my mouth. It's a strange world that we live in.

#6 I know you have been waiting six years for an answer and here it is...it's self explanatory.....nuff said, hope it was worth the wait. now a better question would be HOW? that's the clever bit

#1 Maybe you spent too long learning your fecking log tables.

I used to love playing badminton and watching these guys realising just how difficult some of those shots are, just amazing.

#2 Trust me Foxy in 1973 at my school ABSOLUTELY NO ONE in that class went on to study advanced mathematics.

When I was at school in the early 1970's we spent weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks learning about log table, I remember thinking at the time, what fecking use are these going to be to me when I leave school and I was right, it was a total waste of time, when we could have been learning about about mortgages, coping with a divorce, maintenance payments etc. Much like this video, very complicated and the amount of use to the average man uuuum fecking zero.

Now I know what I want for Christmas.

Can't see the point of the last video the Sure shot, who's going to be happy about you using one of those in a game of Pool or Snooker?

#2 Well yes obviously I can see that, I just wondered if the next time they are an asset if they will be doing it using a man playing a piano with a monkey on his head and potentially the time after a man playing the piano blindfolded with a monkey on his head with a gopher on the monkeys head playing a harmonica.

Can't totally see the fecking point but they seemed to enjoy it, what next a guy playing a piano with a monkey on his head.

Can I just make an appeal to anyone watching these video's that don't usually bother making a comment to please start making one! Even if it's just the weather where you are, it gets pretty lonely on here some days and the site deserves more support.

Interesting and less smarmy than he usually is.

Was it a joke match, you know like all wrestling?

Very interesting, a glimpse of the future maybe.

#20 Yes it is....What did you think it was a fecking Horse....The clue is in it's name SEA HORS! ...OH!!........

That would have been me, except I wouldn't have gone the second time, come to think of it I wouldn't have gone the first time, I hate those rides.

#1 How LONG LONG MAN has this been happening..

What a stupid thing to do for about a £10 you can buy a tyre compressor that works off the cigarette lighter in your car, what on earth did all those parts cost, and it's clearly not going to run long term without more modifications, but I guess he did answer the question.

What's that thing that you have in your house that enables you to open doors and drawers, no not a key, it's often round and sticks out of cupboards.

#1 I hail and I do hail rather a lot from England, where inglish comes from.

#2 Power cut? and what do you mean correctly pronounced SODDER it's FECKING Solder like older and bolder and colder not like fodder or odder or dodder.

Don't fuck with a Kookaburra.

Incredible organisation there, commendable.

I'm really glad the giraffe won but you would have thought that the lions on the back legs could have done some serious damage to the tendons causing the giraffe serious problems walking, it must have really tough skin. And like wise on the back, I didn't even see any blood. They must be terminator giraffe .

#1 yeah the spilling and pronuneition on ear two day is a-paul-in

I wonder why he didn't catch the little fish that was swimming around the tank first, you know as an appetiser.

What the feck is Soder where is the fecking L you chump is SOL-DER and it's not a Sodering IRON is a SOL-DER-ING IRON, I don't know we let these country's use our language, on licence of course and you just feck it up, miss out letters add letters that have no business being there. If you can't handle the language get one of your own...Great video by the way.

How many of you guys googled WWW.EPCM come on admit it..

Myum myum myum myum myum

Interesting very interesting..

The only problem with a meetings like that is that the rest of your life is probably going to be an anti climax. Like if you got to spend a night with Jennifer Lawrence.

The only problem with a meetings like that is that the rest of your life is probably going to be an anti climax. Like if you got to spend a night with Jennifer Lawrence.

They get a trip to Mexico I might get a teeshirt....yeah seems like a good deal, sign me up.

Admin could you get rid of #1 it is a SPAM artist trying to pretend it isn't !!!!!

#3 I don't know what the feck you are trying to say with your pea under the mattress comment and I doubt that you do either, you might pee under the mattress in your country but in England we have a basin under the bed.
The point that the rest of Europe and the rest of the world who are interested about Brexit need to understand is that the average man on the street did not want or expect when the referendum was called for it to take over three fecking years to complete, also the average man on the street really had little idea what they were voting for in the first place and many people still hadn't made up their mind on the walk to polling station and if you were to stop and ask the average man on the street what benefit we are going to achieve by being out of Europe I can guarantee you they would be unable to tell you. When you think about a referendum on any subject you have to consider this.... Think how stupid the average man on the street is, then realise that 50% of the population is stupider than that. That's what you get when you call a referendum.

He should be on the x factor

Potato.........................................................

Dogs are amazing creatures, I would trust one more than I would trust the average person.

Yes totally agree they don't get much cuter than that and I also like the chipmonk.

#2 Fair point but in the mean time think what would happen to the country.

Of course the downside of this if you have been there recently is that Kenya is now over run with rope, you can't move for the stuff, it's become a tripping hazard. People are having to find more and more ingenious ways of using the rope, someone initially came up with the idea of making it thinner and calling it string, that was very popular then one really bright spark started unraveling the rope into single fibres and invented cotton. People went on to to build rope houses with gardens and patios, by leaving small holes in the string doors they made the letterbox and had to start a postal service to make use of them otherwise they just caused a draft they made smaller holes in the doors and reinvented the key hole which added security. Then a Swedish Kenyan invented string furniture for the patio and they were very much in demand but beyond the average persons pocket, so a black market was set up and thieves would break into the string houses at night picking the string locks making their way onto the patios unravelling the string furniture and feeding it out through the keyhole to an accomplice the other side who would wind it back into shape and run off with it. Be careful what you invent that is the moral of this story!

I know of late Foxy has been accused of putting some dodgy video's on snotr and he and I have had some playful banter in the past, especially when I poked fun at his strange sexual attraction to phone boxes (each to their own) I also know that any labour voters on Snotr if there are any, are also going to have their issues with this video. But for once Foxy is spot on, this woman is an embarrassment to politics along with her boss actually. She's the kind of person who would join a club you were a member of and you would never be able to get rid of her and over time she would be promoted up the ranks because there was no one left. The most annoying thing about her is that her voice doesn't match her intelligence, it's very false, I would imagine when she gets home she probably talks like a builder. Politics in the UK at the moment is a frightful mess, so don't get me wrong I'm not happy with any of the shower but labour OMD they would ruin this already damaged country in the very unlikely event that they got back in power with the current idiot in charge and this bloody woman in his pocket.

This was six years ago, I wonder what they can do now.

Ok not sure what the message was here, the planet (under the surface) was fine for growing food but every few minutes you would have to dodge flying rocks? That's like a win lose situation.

#4 I'm not having a go at you either, but the fact that school shooting are down from 1990 is irrelevant, there shouldn't be any and there never should have been any and it's only due to the ease of obtaining guns and ammunition in the good old USA that there are statistics to quote. We have a problem with knife crime in the UK but that is mainly gang related and they kill each other one at a time, but if we had large quantities of guns my goodness we would be running out of people by now.

What a load of Blobocks 720 sexes? I only counted 719.

Wow that is one powerful advert

Well what do you say to that? He believes that what he isn't doing will make him live longer, why would he want to live longer? Just so he can drink a gallon of water everyday eat rotten meat and smoke shit. He should get on a dating site and try and find the dirtiest woman in the world.

That is evolution in action that is.

Ok Snotr the little penguin has survived the leopard seal every day for the last four days now, any chance of a new video or seven.

She obviously walks with sticks, I wonder how she's doing these days

Well good luck to him I'm busy starting my tractor.

Well good luck to him I'm busy starting my tractor.

That's how we start all our cars in England, we're not a rush you know.

Has anyone else noticed a new phenomenon on Snotr, Ad's that are popping up where the video's usually are down the left of the screen, then disappearing again.....Ver ver strange.

I bet old Gramps is about 42

The conversation above certainly sucked all the excitement out of the rock fall.

Don't know why he's indicating he ain't over taking anyone after that.

#2 No life is too short to not ridicule it.

Well they say you learn something everyday, I had never heard of these before, very interesting indeed, thanks Suxi. I have to say I was waiting for them to find a giant wine bottle.

If you watch to the end it becomes Bart Simpsons head Doh!!

One of them sounds like a cartoon character

Uum looks like a tough life

You Stupid Vuman

Fecking feck what a fecking feck of a feck fecking feck.

Amazing automation there and a beautiful finished product. What I can't understand about electric cars, is that having four wheels which you could argue are four turbines why don't they charge themselves?

I can't help wondering why people don't use scissors in these situations instead of knives. If it was me and there was a choice I'd go with the scissors.

It's called 'I'm a failure in life and can't afford one of those, so I'm going to make sure you don't enjoy yours and that will make me feel better which is all I care about' Subset 'If I work with you and something good happens to you, I'll smile and say well done, but inside I'm so jealous that I hope something bad happens to you next because again that will make me feel better, which is all I care about'.

So why eight years on do we still have to buy new wiper blades?

What a strange illness these morons have and a very lacking knowledge of Tesla security.

Or God Did It, what do you think guys?????

I know very little about American politics, got more than enough problems with the shower that are failing to run this country at the moment. Having said that just based on the information in the video I was going to donate to the wall, then I thought you know I need some new fencing up in my garden, so instead of donating I've sent Koback a request for 27 6x6 overlap fence panels, twenty nine 8 foot posts, 15 bags of sand and hardcore and 9 bags of cement and I figured maybe eight Mexican's with their own shovels should be able to complete this is three days.. I'm just waiting on a reply now.

I remember watching this video several times when it was first shown, seems longer than a year ago? She is gorgeous even with the eye thing.

#4 Just read the story I wrote three years ago and now I'm really annoyed as I can't remember which medication I was trialing back then.

#5 They are like cats, you run them over then they get up and go die in a bush somewhere.

Just wonderful.................

Yes it was quite amusing, really glad they did it in Welsh, just imagine how dull it would have been in German.

Is it only the Twin Towers that have actually been removed from the skyline?

Then the terminator arrived.

Lovely animation, I'd like to live in that place.

What a bitch

And the details of the pen are?????????????

Yes me too.

Don't you just want him to fall off and break something, or is it just me

Well I guess he lived how he wanted to live, it clearly wasn't about the money.

Are we sure about this, doesn't look like a dog that has been underground for nine days to me, must have been a really fat bugger when it went it?

Yes takes me back to when I became a warrior Shaolin monk, I had trouble with the monkey stick too. The bastard that went in before me greased it and I fell on my arse had to wait three years to take it again, got my revenge though I loosened the blade on his sword and he accidentally killed the instructor.

That is one of the most ridiculously weak explanations by a Christian apologist I have ever heard, ending with the usual 'So god must have done it' comment. It staggers me that when we start talking about the big bang, space expansion, planet development etc. These idiots are so quick to jump in with their ONLY ONE ANSWER solutions, when if fact they should be saying WE DON'T KNOW. He got a maths friend to work out the odds for him, so clearly he knows nothing about maths, he obviously also doesn't know anything about Cosmology either. Instead of listening to plonkers like this who have been brainwashed by their Church, speak to scientists, who have spent their lifetimes studying the world.

Faith is not a reliable pathway to truth, you don't use faith for any other aspect of your life other than religion, why is that? You can have faith in anything and faith can easily lead you down the path to something that isn't true.

The tension there OMD I started off thinking oh no I wouldn't want to be a slug in that place, then the slime came and I thought Ah Ah up yours Anties, then the soil came and I thought of feck this isn't good, then the slicing started and I went back to my initial thought.

And for my next trick I will make a tiger look really silly.

Truly incredible creatures, one day Octopuses will take over the world.

I have an new idea for one of those event experience cards you can get from the supermarket. I'm going to call it, 'Shit yourself in a greenhouse'

I had a friend like that when I was a child, always getting stuck in things.