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0 1. Judge-Jake commented 4 hours ago on video Pikachu The Bugie does Star wars.

If it starts doing Darth Vader call the vet. :D
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+1 2. Judge-Jake commented 1 day ago on video Curious hawk checks out weather cam in Lincoln, NE

I think it thinks it a telephone it calling Mark Mark Mark Mark. :D
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0 3. Judge-Jake commented 2 days ago on video Ferrari Test Drive

I wonder five years on what actually happened to the car, was it scraped, was it repaired and then sold, did I buy it..:(
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-1 4. Judge-Jake commented 2 days ago on video PaperCut Stop Motion

Quite disappointed, when I saw the title I was thinking of all the really unpleasant areas like, between the toes, especially between the little toe and the next one, than I thought about between the fingers, under and over your ear lobes, finger tips of course but a bit common, eye lids, tongue...imagine the tongue, side of the nose on a cold day quite unpleasant, eye balls, ball balls, parts we can't mention because it's a family show....between the teeth. Then of course we have to consider length I mean like full side of A5 not as bad as full length of A4 but of course if we are talking hardball I'm thinking slow and deep on the old A3 then of course we need the vinegar, lemon and salt. :D come on admit you are dithering just a little now, squirming on a seat a bit..:D:D:D:'(:'(O:)<3
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0 5. Judge-Jake commented 3 days ago on video Denmark's Sand Sculpture Festival 2019

#2 Yeah I don't like it either, heard it in lots of Youtube videos usually when its ten of something or worse still twenty. :D
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+1 6. Judge-Jake commented 3 days ago on video Turning a Thrift Shop Skateboard into Art - Kurt Cobain Portrait

Yes very well done, it wouldn't be my subject matter but whatever floats your boat. :(|)
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+1 7. Judge-Jake commented 5 days ago on video Video shows dramatic jump by US Guardsmen onto vessel laden with cocaine:

#8 Yeah look, that is what I meant Friedy lets have a look at your back yard immediately, I'm thinking we are going to see welding equiptment, sub panels and a long hose at the very least oh and rivets lots and lots of rivets.....Coast Guard get round to KFC's place immediately.

OH and while we are grassing people up like KFC (COAST GUARD COME ON THERE< QUICKLY) ADMIN we have been stuck on this fecking page for three days now, I'm getting seasick, KFC is getting away (COOAST GUARD...HE'S RUNNIG AWAY HERE!!!) and we would all like a new video or several please.<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
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0 8. Judge-Jake commented 7 days ago on video Man Saves Kids Life from Burning House

If it wasn't for the opening title that could have been quite tense. 8-)
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+2 9. Judge-Jake commented 7 days ago on video Video shows dramatic jump by US Guardsmen onto vessel laden with cocaine:

#3 You seem to know just a little too much about these subs for my liking Fried Chicken, I demand we have a look in your garage, the one that backs onto that river. :D
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+1 10. Judge-Jake commented 8 days ago on video Video shows dramatic jump by US Guardsmen onto vessel laden with cocaine:

#1 My guess if they had they would soon have Died Died Died. :D
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+1 11. Judge-Jake commented 8 days ago on video This 12 year old can teach all of us something .....

Feck me just read some of comments five years ago, what the feck was going on with DogFish?
Anyway five years on I wonder how the guy in the video is doing now seventeen, probably got his eyes on a CEO's position somewhere. :D
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+1 12. Judge-Jake commented 9 days ago on video Car backs out from garage without breaks

Of course we didn't actually see the car did we, I'm thinking Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and she pressed the wing button by mistake. :D
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0 13. Judge-Jake commented 9 days ago on video Hero turtle rescues upside down turtle

Proof if you needed it that there is a god, problem is that gods are fecking stupid, all this one manged to do was design a fecking creature that once on it's back can't right itself. Everything else natural selection and no god needed thank you very much. :D
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0 14. Judge-Jake commented 10 days ago on video Johnny FPV x Beautiful Destinations - Turkey

Fecking hate balloons, it should be legal to shoot them out of sky, the big hot air filled bastards. :D
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+2 15. Judge-Jake commented 10 days ago on video Angry Businessman's Dinner

Vary vary strange.....:O
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+1 16. Judge-Jake commented 12 days ago on video Why can't your body handle a punch to the liver?

I wonder how long it will be before we have liver boxing, punches to anywhere else being illegal :D
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0 17. Judge-Jake commented 12 days ago on video Inter Allied Games and the 1920 Summer Olympics

uum yes very good, could do with a bit of colour. :|
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0 18. Judge-Jake commented 12 days ago on video A hunter in a tree-stand gets an unexpected visit.

The bear obviously doesn't like the smell of Human urine. :D I was really hoping that the bear would suddenly open it's mouth and go "WWWWRRROOOOORRRR" :D:D:D:D
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+5 19. Judge-Jake commented 12 days ago on video Throwback Thursday: Racist Or Funny? | Gabriel Iglesias

I appreciate that the two guys on the stage and the audience thinks this is funny and I like a joke better than most people, I really do, but if you are American reading this you need to know that this joke doesn't travel well and I'll tell you why. If I were trying to put a racist basket of food together in the UK to play a prank on a Black friend of mine, I wouldn't know what to put in there. Maybe that speaks volumes about the difference between the UK and the good old USA. <3
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+1 20. Judge-Jake commented 12 days ago on video Why the World’s Best Mathematicians Are Hoarding Chalk

Gotta get some of that chalk....oh and perhaps better get a chalk board...and a board rubber.. and a reason to use it...Oh feck it can't be arsed. :D
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0 21. Judge-Jake commented 12 days ago on video Car accident 2019

I didn't see any break-lights in front but the angle wasn't great, very fortunate there weren't more cars clipped in that, nasty roll though. The white van that the motorbike passed just before the accident can take SOLACE in the fact that he wasn't involved 8-)
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+1 22. Judge-Jake commented 13 days ago on video America's small town in Canada

COME ON ADMIN THE RECORDS STUCK AGAIN......<3
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0 23. Judge-Jake commented 13 days ago on video Russian tire explodes

I think they need to redesign cars so that they can withstand an impact from a Russian tyre from above. :D By the way in the UK we call them TYRES not TIRES you know the proper English spelling. 8-)
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+2 24. Judge-Jake commented 14 days ago on video Charice Pempengco at Star King

My goodness a twelve year old video.:D
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0 25. Judge-Jake commented 15 days ago on video FAIL!

Broken bone count ...anyone?
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+2 26. Judge-Jake commented 16 days ago on video Hyperactive Golden Retriever hilariously wakes up owner

Without substituting Jennifer Lawrence I can think of no better way to be woken up in the morning. :D
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0 27. Judge-Jake commented 17 days ago on video Britain's Largest Battery Is Actually A Lake

#1 No it isn't..............Apologies It's argumentative Friday today...really sorry....no I'm not!...Sorry still getting over indecisive Thursday you plonker...oh and I'm in training for insulting Saturday. Anyway yeah whatever you said it was really interesting, you must be really really clever....soon be condescending Sunday If it all fails and we have no electricity it won't bother me in the slightest....especially on couldn't give a monkeys Monday..::(|)::(|):D
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0 28. Judge-Jake commented 17 days ago on video Japan's Ominous Dancing Cats and the Disaster That Followed

Uum very interesting, would have liked to have seen some dancing cats.......but then he said it was kinda bad so perhaps not...but then again they weren't dogs they were cats so bring on the dancing cats, come on lets see the Polka oh come on a waltz...fox trot...the bump........a tango.......smooch...a nice samba or a bosa nova...an american smooth.......the old tiger-feet dance...thats right thats right thats right thats right I really love that tiger night thats neat thats neat thats neat thats neat I really love those tiger feet....... those tiger fe-eeeeeeeet!!!:D
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+3 29. Judge-Jake commented 17 days ago on video The Secret Underground Pipeline Across Britain

Yes it was Blabber mouth now everyone knows...send him to the tower>:)
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+1 30. Judge-Jake commented 17 days ago on video People saving animals!

#14 Yeah that was me, but I have to update my position on rats. What I don't like is any animal dieing slowly and suffering, such as the one I mentioned in my comment #12 above. The only two options I then had at that time was kill it manually or let it go, so I let it go. However earlier in the year we put out food for the wild birds and started getting a family of rats coming to the feeding area, so I had to do something. I bought an air rifle and shot maybe ten of them over a few days and that was it, didn't see anymore. It's a good rifle and each shot finished them off in a second or two, That didn't bother me as it was quick and effective. Now we have a couple of squirrels that come to the feeder, I can't shoot a squirrel, it's got a fluffy tail and is cute, so I bought a .357 magnum snub nose replica BB gun, the sound alone bothers the squirrels, not enough to not come back, so I've rigged up a little brass bell next to the feeder and I shoot the bell, that does the trick lol.
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+1 31. Judge-Jake commented 17 days ago on video Video shows helicopter rescue of injured hiker

Just imagine if you had a broken leg or something, being spun around like that, feck me, vomit, blood and bone fragments. Just leave me in the desert to die peacefully or get gently eaten by something UgggHHHHH I feel nauseous just thinking about it. :S8-):squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel: I'd like to see a video of the person they rescued seconds later. :'(
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0 32. Judge-Jake commented 17 days ago on video Massive deep-sea shark checking out submarine

So they have a gun and a laser?
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0 33. Judge-Jake commented 18 days ago on video Tahia Cambet - Tahitian Dance School

#2 Feck me and I thought I was old :D
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+1 34. Judge-Jake commented 18 days ago on video Tahia Cambet - Tahitian Dance School

Well I can see that it would produce some very useful muscles, yeah I like it. :D
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+2 35. Judge-Jake commented 18 days ago on video Crankin' Up the 3-String Shovel Guitar!

Absolutely fantastic, I remember seeing this video years ago and loved it then. It just shows what a state music is in when 'OLD TOWN ROAD' is at the top of an American chart when there is music like this around..Just wonderful..I'm off to the my shed with my drill a looking for me shovel. :D:D:D
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+1 36. Judge-Jake commented 18 days ago on video Everything About Grain Bins (Farmers are Geniuses) - Smarter Every Day 218

#6 Yeah actually it's not just the last 8 seconds it's several years of his smug face that has worn me down. I probably quite enjoyed the first one. He now makes me More Irritated Everyday. I do find it a serious conflict someone who believes in the bible running a show called Smarter Every Day! IRONY AT ITS BEST!! I also don't like family's where the son calls his Dad SIR, he's your dad and that's all he is and he's no doubt bringing you up to believe a whole book load of tosh. Tune into the Atheist Experience in Austin before it's too late lol :D
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0 37. Judge-Jake commented 18 days ago on video Insane crane accident New Zealand

They are going to need a crane to sort that out...oh ..:D
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0 38. Judge-Jake commented 19 days ago on video Stupid people compilation

#10 No no he is 12. :D
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0 39. Judge-Jake commented 19 days ago on video Everything About Grain Bins (Farmers are Geniuses) - Smarter Every Day 218

I just find this guy oh and the bible irritating :(|)
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0 40. Judge-Jake commented 21 days ago on video Everything About Grain Bins (Farmers are Geniuses) - Smarter Every Day 218

You may not have noticed the bible reference at the end of this video, very nice about Corn

John 12:24-26 King James Version (KJV)
24 Verily, verily, I say unto you, Except a corn of wheat fall into the ground and die, it abideth alone: but if it die, it bringeth forth much fruit.

25 He that loveth his life shall lose it; and he that hateth his life in this world shall keep it unto life eternal.

26 If any man serve me, let him follow me; and where I am, there shall also my servant be: if any man serve me, him will my Father honour.

Obviously for balance you also need to read what god says about slavery..He kinda likes it.

Exodus 21 New International Version (NIV)
21 “These are the laws you are to set before them:

Hebrew Servants
2 “If you buy a Hebrew servant, he is to serve you for six years. But in the seventh year, he shall go free, without paying anything. 3 If he comes alone, he is to go free alone; but if he has a wife when he comes, she is to go with him. 4 If his master gives him a wife and she bears him sons or daughters, the woman and her children shall belong to her master, and only the man shall go free.

5 “But if the servant declares, ‘I love my master and my wife and children and do not want to go free,’ 6 then his master must take him before the judges.[a] He shall take him to the door or the doorpost and pierce his ear with an awl. Then he will be his servant for life.

7 “If a man sells his daughter as a servant, she is not to go free as male servants do. 8 If she does not please the master who has selected her for himself,[b] he must let her be redeemed. He has no right to sell her to foreigners, because he has broken faith with her. 9 If he selects her for his son, he must grant her the rights of a daughter. 10 If he marries another woman, he must not deprive the first one of her food, clothing and marital rights. 11 If he does not provide her with these three things, she is to go free, without any payment of money.
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0 41. Judge-Jake commented 21 days ago on video Statue moving fail

Maybe this was a pre ISIS training video. Who was the fellow anyway, someone famous perhaps?
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0 42. Judge-Jake commented 22 days ago on video Don't worry, I'll be there ...

That must bloody hurt coming off the bar like that, very courageous.:)
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+2 43. Judge-Jake commented 23 days ago on video Hedgehog Babies!

I wish I had been born with spikes on my back, the time I would have saved on ironing and the money I would have saved on post-its and when I went out at night no one would need to watch my back :D
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0 44. Judge-Jake commented 25 days ago on video Dog Conquers Fear of Stepping onto Carpet

The wonderful of strange dogs, I love it. <3
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+1 45. Judge-Jake commented 26 days ago on video Proper tea

#3 Have you got decaf coffee Thunders?,you know in case I pop round, won't want tea even with the milk in last yuck. <3
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0 46. Judge-Jake commented 26 days ago on video Jinxy Jenkins, Lucky Lou

Well made, really enjoyed that. <3
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0 47. Judge-Jake commented 27 days ago on video How Cockroaches Use Karate Kicks to Avoid Becoming Zombies | National Geographic

63% Hey!! I'm 72.7% wondering how they feck they came up with 63% :D
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0 48. Judge-Jake commented 27 days ago on video Fresh Guacamole by PES

Weirdski........;)
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+2 49. Judge-Jake commented 27 days ago on video Proper tea

You know I fecking hate rap but I might just be a convert, that was absolutely fecking hilarious, thanks Neik..<3<3<3:D
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+2 50. Judge-Jake commented 28 days ago on video How Microwaving Grapes Makes Plasma

#2 You do know, that I did know that, don't you Thunders? :D::(|)
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+1 51. Judge-Jake commented 28 days ago on video How Microwaving Grapes Makes Plasma

Anyone notice the blatant ad placement of the Weetabix box at the end, they shouldn't do that because now I want Weekabix, which just shows the power of advertising, incidentally Weetabix is on offer at Tesco's at the moment you should buy some, bet you can't eats three.

Finally there was no warning that creating plasma in your microwave while eating your Weetabix the delicious breakfast dish, so presumably we are not going to set our kitchen on fire if we try and repeat the experiment?
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+1 52. Judge-Jake commented 28 days ago on video Epic Don't Drink and Drive Prank

six years on I wonder how many he has now?
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+2 53. Judge-Jake commented 28 days ago on video Chiyonokuni vs Takanoyama

If you only have one move, that is the one to have, he probably practices that for fifteen hours a day. This is probably his daily routine, 8am avoids the postman, 8:15 avoids paying the milkman, 8:30 avoids paying for his tube ticket. 9;07 late for work avoids his boss and makes it to his seat unnoticed. 11am avoids making his own coffee by distracting his colleague and stealing his. 1pm the sandwich guy arrives, he avoids paying him saying "I'll sort it with you at the end of the week" he always takes Friday off. 3;30pm avoids making another coffee using tactic of 11am, colleague feeling pretty thirsty. 6pm goes for a drink with the guys, avoids paying for a round, leaving when it is his turn. 8;20pm decides to have a meal in a restaurant, avoids paying the bill by doing a runner. 9:50pm decides to get taxi home, avoids paying bill by giving driver cash attached by a little piece of invisible line which he pulls out of the window as the car drives off. 10:40pm avoids his wife by sleeping with his girlfriend, avoids not getting her pregnant by avoiding using a condom, now has seven children which he avoids seeing as often as possible. The weekend competes in Sumo competitions. The end. JJ
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0 54. Judge-Jake commented 29 days ago on video Guy Spills Beer Over Angela Merkel

#11 The waiter was up the Greek without a paddle. :D
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+1 55. Judge-Jake commented 29 days ago on video Someone stole a bridge in Russia

I think we should examine why someone stole that bridge, how they stole it and what they did with the stolen bridge, also are they coming back for more of the bridge and maybe the road attached to it. I suggest that a camera is set up and possibly put on a live webcam link so we can keep an eye on it, maybe catch the perpetrators. Has anyone checked to see if any of the materials from the bridge have turned up on landfill, I'm thinking probably not, well this needs looking into. Otherwise bridge stealers will get more and more confident and before we know it another bridge will be stolen and then another, maybe one that we like, you know, it's easy to scoff at this stolen bridge because we're thinking 'Well I'm never gonna need that bridge, I'm not going that way anytime soon, it's not on my route, I'm probably not even going to that country, so why should I care about one solitary missing bridge' well that's just how Nazi Germany started. Love and peace brethren L&P. <3(i):(|)8-)
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+2 56. Judge-Jake commented 30 days ago on video Gesture controlled touchscreen calculator watch

I remember the first black screen led watch made by Clive Sinclair. If you wanted to know the time, you had to press a button on the side of the watch, then a little red digital time display would appear. I remember thinking it was amazing as it was also wafer thin. After a few days it became really irritating though as previously you just looked at your watch and you knew what time it was, suddenly technology made things worse. :D
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+1 57. Judge-Jake commented 31 days ago on video Tiniest Puppy Loves To Race Around On His Wheels

Oh I'm in love...again, what a lovely little guy guys.<3<3<3
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-1 58. Judge-Jake commented 31 days ago on video Evil Hamster

#33 Totally agree Thunders, poor little fellow, imagine one of us changing size with that little creature, most of us, would just Pizz our pants, not him he kept his ground even against an obviously superior potential enemy. He shouldn't be laughed at he's a brave little guy, possibly a god. :D
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+1 59. Judge-Jake commented 32 days ago on video World's Lightest Solid!

You can actually buy little pieces of this stuff www.buyaerogel.com if you are curious. O:)
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+1 60. Judge-Jake commented 32 days ago on video The Propeller Clock

Tis witchcraft, this is no clock, then there is a clock, then there is no clock, sorcery I say, I demand to see up the sleeves of the wizard. :D
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0 61. Judge-Jake commented 33 days ago on video Baby Duck Slide

This might be acceptable if no one could see it :|
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+1 62. Judge-Jake commented 33 days ago on video AUNTIE FEE POKE CHOPS AND GRAVY

ADMIN I'm pretty sure we have another SPAM PLASTIC in the form of #3PHAMYEN could you remove the turd from the system please.
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+1 63. Judge-Jake commented 33 days ago on video Street artist in Venice

#5 I can assure you that if I touched you with paint you wouldn't be worth a few hundred thousand at all...I mean Banksy that guy, not me, not me at all, don't start getting the wrong idea, he's not me at all oh no...now where is my spray can. Also everyone in the world knows about my HIS stunt with the shredder. It was televised all over the globe, I thought, he thought it was a wizard wheeze :S 8-):(|)(i):squirrel:
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+3 64. Judge-Jake commented 34 days ago on video Street artist in Venice

Ah bugger I bought the bottom piece on the right didn't realise it was part of a collection, it was all he had left at 5:25pm when I walked past. :D
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0 65. Judge-Jake commented 34 days ago on video AUNTIE FEE POKE CHOPS AND GRAVY

Well that's ten minutes and forty seconds of my life I just gave away and nobody caught fire or nothing, just cooking and cursing pork chops and I'm not even a meat eater, why would I watch this :D
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0 66. Judge-Jake commented 35 days ago on video Time lapse of a baby playing

A Velcro floor and baby grow would slow him down. :D
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+3 67. Judge-Jake commented 35 days ago on video Why V4 engines are so rare and which cars use them

#2 I've probably got them in my field for the Grandchildren to play in along with the Sinclair C5..:D
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+2 68. Judge-Jake commented 35 days ago on video Best Animal News Bloopers Compilation 2018

Turkey Fear very debilitating...:squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::D
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0 69. Judge-Jake commented 35 days ago on video Kitten bullies a tiny puppy

I pretty sure once the kitten grew up to be a cat and the puppy grew up to be a Saint Bernard things would have changed. The cat is probably where my dog is now, buried in the front garden. :|
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+2 70. Judge-Jake commented 36 days ago on video Miami's Most Powerful Speedboats

The Haves and the have Yachts..:D
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0 71. Judge-Jake commented 36 days ago on video Barking mad! Tiny Papillon steals the show at the Westminster Kennel Club dog show

Oh I thought something interesting was going to happen.>:):squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel:
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+2 72. Judge-Jake commented 37 days ago on video The History of the World: Every Year

#2 It will only cause arguments with brainwashed Theists whose only argument is the evidence they call upon from their bibles and the like. This is not an argument at all, leave them to live in their imaginary world and the rest of us who live in reality can get on with ours. Fact and science will eventually de-solve the stupidities of religion, sadly it won't be in my lifetime or generations to come, but we are in new times and knowledge will eventually little by little separate stupid superstitions from the real world. It will just take the deaths of generations of fools to get there. <3
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+1 73. Judge-Jake commented 37 days ago on video The History of the World: Every Year

Interesting how nobody wanted that big blob at the top of the screen for ages and ages then Russia came along and said "Ok we'll have it then, I suppose it's not great though, but if that's all there is left without traveling a long way, well have it, you do understand that an awful lot of it is fecking awful though don't you, rest of the world?" :D
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+3 74. Judge-Jake commented 37 days ago on video The Tetris God

That's just the kind of shitty thing god would do if he existed, luckily for us he probably doesn't O:)
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+2 75. Judge-Jake commented 37 days ago on video Knife production at Wusthof

This was five years ago, I wonder how many people they employ today, less at a guess. It does make me wonder how many fecking knives the world needs, surly you get to the point "Yep were done". I also wonder how many people have been stabbed by one of their knives and if more people have been stabbed by one of their kitchen knives compared to other kitchen knives and now I'm thinking FECK this is just one company in the world that mass produces knives, There are probably others!! where the flying feck are all the knives going, there must be more fecking knives than people. I mean like they don't exactly wear out do they? You fecking sharpen then, they last for ever, why why why so many knives......I mean are there countries that don't use knives and then suddenly decide to use knives, I don't get why we need so many knives....and forks!!! I mean forks last for ever, when did you last have to buy a new fork because your old fork wore out, they don't and you don't even have to sharpen forks, who is still making forks and why the feck are you doing that, we've got plenty of forks, stop, go make something else.. and don't get me started on spoons...I mean yeah ok little spoons go missing don't they, kids take them to school and fecking lose them, we accidentally throw them away with yogurt pots I get that, so yes perhaps keep making some not a lot just some spoons but stop with the knives, stop with the forks, no wonder metal prices have gone through the fecking roof, people are using it all up making Knives and forks...oh I'm so fecking angry this morning.. all this waste....I bet it's the fecking Chinese that'll be it, they have just started to realise what a fecking stupid idea Chop Sticks are, fecking stupid little sticks, fecking scooping up bits of rice and shit quickly into your mouth making people who haven't practiced using the bit's of polished twig for an entire fecking year look fecking stupid in restaurants. Bet those Chinese are starting to use Knives and forks and probably spoon like the rest of the 'Normal' world and of course there are about 2 Billion or something Chinese all probably suddenly ditching their little sticks for proper cutlery. All we've got to do now is get the idiots to stop using Rhino horn which is clinically proven to do absolutely fecking nothing for you when you are ill and is about to wipe out the world population of Rhino. In some ways it will be good when the Rhino has gone completely, because then the Chinese won't have it to put in their medicine, a large proportion of the Chinese population world wide will presumably then die of everything you can get and there will be less need for the production of Knives, forks and spoons Amen to that.
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+1 76. Judge-Jake commented 38 days ago on video Butterfly and cat

Thanks for the kind words guys. Lakelands are beautiful looking dogs, the problem is they are very variable in nature. I have met people who have had them and said "Never again" There is the working Lakeland (probably to be avoided if you aren't going to work them) and the none working. Problem is they look pretty much the same and you don't really know what you have until they show you, by which time you are stuck. Ours was so gentle and yes the curly coat was adorable to everyone who saw her, a real eye turner.
Also have a Giant (large) Munsterlander much like the speckled one in this video if you aren't familiar https://youtu.be/2XViwtJBJ20 and a couple of Chihuahuas, not like the ones in this link at all https://youtu.be/ftq0TQU3SQc JJ
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+2 77. Judge-Jake commented 38 days ago on video Ehang 184

#4 OMD BobT it's going to take me ages to check out all those links, but check them out I will. :)
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+3 78. Judge-Jake commented 38 days ago on video Ehang 184

My goodness I uploaded this sooo long ago it's probably gone rusty. :D
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+2 79. Judge-Jake commented 38 days ago on video Guy gets caught stealing 5 sandwiches from convenience store

He needs to get another profession as he is really crap at this one. :D Wonder if he is in jail yet?
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+1 80. Judge-Jake commented 39 days ago on video Butterfly and cat

Thanks very much Thunders, She was a gorgeous Lakeland terrier, curly coat like a lamb, in the summer the tips of her ears went brown, in the winter they were light like the rest of her. She was a lot like the lighter one of this pair although she was a little smaller, you could scoop her up and carry her very easily. https://youtu.be/IM5mHUDo79Q JJ
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+4 81. Judge-Jake commented 39 days ago on video Butterfly and cat

Lovely cat... Just had to say goodbye to my dog today, very sad, she was about 15 got Lymphoma, went very peacefully but a massive loss. :(<3<3
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+1 82. Judge-Jake commented 39 days ago on video Good Guy Canadian motorcycle rider

What an awful bloke he didn't even say Bye Mum. :D
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+1 83. Judge-Jake commented 40 days ago on video A Great White breaching completely stunning an Australian newscast

#3 Don't be silly Thunders......It was the entire aircraft carrier complete with aircraft. :D:D:D:D
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0 84. Judge-Jake commented 42 days ago on video Parrot singing let the bodies hit the floor!

Oh fantastic, don't know the song but I feel I now do, I'll google it lol. Obviously an African Grey absolutely brilliant. Thanks Suxi :)
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0 85. Judge-Jake commented 43 days ago on video How a rotating combination lock works demonstrated with a wooden home-made lock

Very interesting and also very interesting and also very interesting, the records stuck the records stuck the records st very interesting. :D
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0 86. Judge-Jake commented 44 days ago on video Climate Scientists Destroy Climate Change Alarmism

I don't mind in the slightest that Foxy got this video on Snotr, even though I was sent an almost identical version by a doctor friend of mine a few months ago and posted it to Snotr back then lol.

It does make you think though doesn't it, kind of makes a nonsense out of everything we are hearing on the news. My friend is quite an authority on the subject and tells me an awful lot of what we are being told is rubbish. He does think the Earth is a Triangle though, which is a bit worrying, trouble is he showed me his evidence and it's compelling :D:D:D:D:D
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+1 87. Judge-Jake commented 44 days ago on video Artist draws famous logos by hand

Tis witchcraft I can't even write my name exactly the same twice JJ Ji see!!:D
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+2 88. Judge-Jake commented 44 days ago on video Advertising campaign for “AeroMexico” airlines: DNA Discounts

I'm from the good old U of K I wonder wonder how much Mexican I am? :D
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+3 89. Judge-Jake commented 44 days ago on video WORLD’S GREATEST DRAG RACE 8!

That was a little frustrating at the end. :D
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+2 90. Judge-Jake commented 44 days ago on video Pedestrian 0, biker also 0

#1 Neither did she lol, she is going to ache in the morning. :S
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+7 91. Judge-Jake commented 45 days ago on video Romantic boat tour

Well at least the music was in tune :x
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+1 92. Judge-Jake commented 45 days ago on video Flawless jump!

I wonder if he gets a twinge in his neck every time someone in the world watches this video. :D
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+1 93. Judge-Jake commented 45 days ago on video Honey in space

Tell um about the honey mummy
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+1 94. Judge-Jake commented 45 days ago on video 15 Bizarre Recently Discovered Creatures

You say albino, I say albino, you say potato, I say potato, albino albino, potato potato, lets call the whole thing off...:D<3
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+4 95. Judge-Jake commented 45 days ago on video Russian man tests chloroform

Perhaps it was Vodka. ;)
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0 96. Judge-Jake commented 46 days ago on video Diver and Turtle

What a great encounter, turtle was definitely attracted by the pattern on the divers air tank.:)
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+1 97. Judge-Jake commented 47 days ago on video Russian Spec Forces in action

#1 I doubt they even knew, Just imagine the debrief....in Russian "Right who wants to start?" ...lots of whistling and staring out of the window. :D
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+3 98. Judge-Jake commented 47 days ago on video Surprise Twist During Cat Rescue

Am I the only one who that thought the other thing that wasn't a can was a cat. :|::(|)
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0 99. Judge-Jake commented 47 days ago on video Volvo's new Pedestrian Airbag

#26 I hope they decided it was a fecking stupid idea and dumped it. :D

I've always thought that rather than putting the onus on the car what would be better would be that all the pedestrians wore Mr Blobby costumes https://youtu.be/d1pJ4dluj0U Imagine if old people dressed like this all the time, there would be no more broken hips. :D
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0 100. Judge-Jake commented 48 days ago on video Spidey pawns some noobs in basketball

I'm thinking this is Meadowlark Spiderman filming in Harlem. :D
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+2 101. Judge-Jake commented 48 days ago on video North Star Rotation Timelapse

By the way I would like to take this opportunity to thank Admin for the increase in regular video's over the last few days, it is really appreciated guys or guy. :)<3
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+3 102. Judge-Jake commented 48 days ago on video North Star Rotation Timelapse

Handy how they guy found that branch to point put which star we were looking at. :D
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+1 103. Judge-Jake commented 48 days ago on video Iphone falls down from few floors high with camera on!

It obviously went deaf but did it live. :D
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+1 104. Judge-Jake commented 49 days ago on video Syracuse professor grows 40 different fruits on one tree

Yeah nice idea. :)
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+2 105. Judge-Jake commented 49 days ago on video Shockwave on the sun

Why was there no sound?
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0 106. Judge-Jake commented 49 days ago on video New Bike Inventions That Are On Another Level

The standup bike was the only thing I got, but It has a limited market though, I mean Chris Rock might buy one possibly Eddy Murphy, Ricky Gervais but it's not a massive market, I mean I might get one but it's still not a massive market. :D
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+1 107. Judge-Jake commented 50 days ago on video Repost of Thundersnow's Awesome Video

#8 Nice to have you back, just as delusional as when you left....:D:D:D:D
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+1 108. Judge-Jake commented 50 days ago on video RV crashes into ferry

#5 Okay I for one give in, you are gonna have to tell us,....what happened?
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+3 109. Judge-Jake commented 50 days ago on video Amusement Park Ride Snaps In Usbekistan

Absolutely awful, I hate those rides.
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+2 110. Judge-Jake commented 50 days ago on video Yenisei River. ice drift

Now if King Canute had have been standing there, he would almost have been proved wrong. :D
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+3 111. Judge-Jake commented 50 days ago on video Tiger attack while riding a bike

Do you think the Tiger was expecting to find another Tiger in the guys tank.:D
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+2 112. Judge-Jake commented 50 days ago on video When Drilling for Oil Goes Terribly Wrong

Well here we are just six years later and the world has completely run out of oil:D
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+2 113. Judge-Jake commented 50 days ago on video Boston Dynamics: New Robots Now Fight Back

Pretty sure I've said this before but this is the video that radicalized robots will be shown in the future before they go out in public and blow themselves up. >:):D
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+1 114. Judge-Jake commented 51 days ago on video RV crashes into ferry

#2 Didn't require a vote down I've corrected that.

There were two people there that had they have been born three seconds earlier would have been squished, very lucky, very sad for the driver but not surprised, that was an awful brake-up of the RV, amazed the passenger is still alive actually. Hope she recovers.
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+2 115. Judge-Jake commented 51 days ago on video Low cost version of Titanic movie

If that cost more than the price of a chicken and a pizza they were over budget. :D
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+1 116. Judge-Jake commented 51 days ago on video Surveillance video shows woman trying to stop car theft, Milwaukee

The sad thing is that the bastards that do this kind of thing have no respect for life.
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+1 117. Judge-Jake commented 51 days ago on video Incredible spiders

What the flying spider feck was that all about, strange smoking ice cream thing. It's a great system unless the spider wants to go to a specific place. :D
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+1 118. Judge-Jake commented 52 days ago on video Repost of Thundersnow's Awesome Video

Think I've seen this before:D
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+1 119. Judge-Jake commented 53 days ago on video Kodiak bear grabs Jim back as he walks away...

Jim is almost as heavy as the bear or is he wearing 12 coats. :D
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+4 120. Judge-Jake commented 53 days ago on video World's smallest cat

Beautiful creature, never seen one. <3
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+1 121. Judge-Jake commented 53 days ago on video Need for Speed in real life

#1 Gaming what's gaming?:S
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+1 122. Judge-Jake commented 54 days ago on video How It Works - Part 1 (Wintergatan Marble Machine)

#5 Hasn't arrived yet, little misunderstanding, we agreed 130.000, he thought I meant Euro's, I thought he wanted marbles!! Language barrier. Anyone in need of 130.000 marbles? One euro each? :D
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+1 123. Judge-Jake commented 54 days ago on video Need for Speed in real life

Okay I'm very slightly (only very slightly you understand) unsure what I just watched. :D:|
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+1 124. Judge-Jake commented 56 days ago on video 75 000 h.p. The Biggest Nuclear Icebreaker

Don't you just hate it when real ships like this one look a bit tacky so that they appear like they are computer generated. 8-)
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0 125. Judge-Jake commented 56 days ago on video Unbelievable trick

Yeah it was okay but there was definitely time for him to to let go of the bike, do a 360 without it, get back on, crack open a beer and still land in one piece, just needs a bit of courage and imagination, as it stand it's a 5. :D:D:D:D:D
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+2 126. Judge-Jake commented 56 days ago on video Rare 'rainbow' blanket octopuses caught on camera in the Phillippines

OKAY ADMIN We're seen enough of the lovely octopi's Octopuses Octopussies what ever the feck we want to call them. Can we please have some new video's we're dying here. I uploaded one a few days ago of a girl watching a video that was really exciting, put that one on, anything, just something. JJ SASSP...C...:(|):(|):(|):(|):|:|:|:squirrel::squirrel::squirrel:(i)
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+3 127. Judge-Jake commented 58 days ago on video Custom Foam Bubbles

Okay nine years later what the feck happened to this idea, never seen a floating bubble letter type thing ever, not once. :D
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0 128. Judge-Jake commented 59 days ago on video Atlas, The Next Generation

This is the video that religious robots in the future will use to indoctrinate new followers to go out and blow themselves up in public places. :|
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+1 129. Judge-Jake commented 60 days ago on video Aggressive maneuvers for autonomous quadrotor flight.

Any else see all the dead ones on the floor. :D
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+4 130. Judge-Jake commented 60 days ago on video Rare 'rainbow' blanket octopuses caught on camera in the Phillippines

What a wonderful creature, never seen one before, stunning. <3
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+2 131. Judge-Jake commented 60 days ago on video Crazy turbulence in plane

#5 Ah thanks for your concern Thunders, just been on holiday, still went on Snotr a bit but not as much. Back now though, and if Admin would just keep the video's coming I'll be here on a daily basis if only to read your dulcet words. :)<3
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+4 132. Judge-Jake commented 61 days ago on video Trump deepfake - Toddlers and Tiaras

Precocious child, awful parents, why do they do that..oh I know MONEY!
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0 133. Judge-Jake commented 61 days ago on video Crazy turbulence in plane

If I live to be 100 I'll never understand why the toilet urine expansion tank has to be in the overhead lockers. :D
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+2 134. Judge-Jake commented 61 days ago on video Mexican guy demonstrating how to open a champagne bottle

Production team pre-shake in my opinion.:D
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+3 135. Judge-Jake commented 64 days ago on video Nigerians Fight to Protect the World's Most Trafficked Mammal | National Geographic

#1 Sadly that requires the elimination of most of Asia, these stupid backward countries that believe rhino horn, elephant horn and the scales of this beautiful creature etc etc etc is medicine, it fecking isn't you morons.
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+1 136. Judge-Jake commented 67 days ago on video A large mantis eat two bees at one time

Nature is very cruel
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+2 137. Judge-Jake commented 68 days ago on video Secretary Birds: Killer Queens

I thought they were called secretary birds because ideally they have long legs. :D
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0 138. Judge-Jake commented 69 days ago on video Well disciplined taxi-drivers in Japan

Exactly what you would find on any street in the UK .....not:D
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0 139. Judge-Jake commented 69 days ago on video Mosquito: The Ultimate Killer

Come on admin. this video has been sat here for five days now, I take back what I said about Suxi if she is the only one submitting new videos put some of hers on. Anything just sick of watching this bloody mosy video.
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+1 140. Judge-Jake commented 71 days ago on video Afgan Bread makers....

I wonder what that guy is doing right now...let me guess.O:)
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+1 141. Judge-Jake commented 72 days ago on video Man saves bald eagle

Nice thing to do, magnificent creature. :)
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0 142. Judge-Jake commented 74 days ago on video Piezoelectricity - why hitting crystals makes electricity

Look lets do this in a fair and organised manor being totally considerate to all involved, keeping Ringmaster as a member and making everyone happy. This is what we do.... From now on refuse to watch any video uploaded by Suxi and boycott the site until Suxi's video count number is reduced by Admin down to 3 and finally Admin needs to change suxi's user name to "I'm Suxi-Montanna and I do nuffing in my life apart from upload videos and pizz people off" I think after all these years of aggravation, that is what needs to happen. I'm sure Suxi would agree wouldn't you Suxi (JJ operates a suxi ventriloquist doll...."yess I'm fine wiv all that" says Suxi) excellent well that's decided then.:D<3
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+8 143. Judge-Jake commented 74 days ago on video Flexing gone wrong

All the air went to his Arsehole. :D
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0 144. Judge-Jake commented 75 days ago on video Piezoelectricity - why hitting crystals makes electricity

Oh dear oh dear oh dear, trouble at mill. :D
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+1 145. Judge-Jake commented 75 days ago on video It is raining rocks in Sicily

Not exactly sure how but I'm thinking the mafia might behind it. :D
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+2 146. Judge-Jake commented 75 days ago on video Komodo Venom and its Effects: BBC Earth Unplugged

Very interesting, is anyone else finding Snotr a little slow running at the moment, shouldn't be my broadband but I guess it's possible.:squirrel:
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0 147. Judge-Jake commented 76 days ago on video Package Thief gets Instant Karma

#13 lets hope it went septic. :D
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0 148. Judge-Jake commented 78 days ago on video Midget Bar Fight

I can't believe that even one of those regular sized people didn't know that was a stunt lol :D
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0 149. Judge-Jake commented 78 days ago on video This is how electrons and high energy particles look like

#2 Ok £3585 Now I'm trying to think what I would prefer, one of those or a very nice Taylor or Martin Guitar, this is going to take some thought.......O:)<3
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+1 150. Judge-Jake commented 79 days ago on video This is how electrons and high energy particles look like

I was just thinking I've gotta get me one of those, then at the end it tells you who to contact if you want one yippee :) Bet they are really expensive or dangerous or something:(......edit..I don't speak French but the only figure that I could read was 30.000 euros. Maybe I'll not bother :D
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+1 151. Judge-Jake commented 80 days ago on video Leas Lift, a water and gravity powered funicular railway in Folkestone

Needs fecking oiling:D Surly after over 135 years of use it is due to have a serious accident sending the down carriage crashing to the bottom from the top killing everyone on board:D
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+1 152. Judge-Jake commented 80 days ago on video Mars commercial

What about Snickers are they ok?
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0 153. Judge-Jake commented 80 days ago on video McHive – the world’s smallest McDonald’s

Could Bee smaller:D
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0 154. Judge-Jake commented 80 days ago on video Kid from Hell

I feel terribly sad for that woman, the kid is very likely autistic, no amount of smacking or threats are likely to make any difference. If I'm wrong, sure he needs hanging from a lamppost.

People don't realise that one in a hundred births results in a child with autism. You could be a great looking woman with a great job, have a great looking husband also with a great job, decide to have a baby and this is what you get. Takes over your entire life one second at a time. Violence out of nowhere, tantrums, can't take him or her anywhere without knowing when the bomb is going to go off. Marriages often split up, you can't work, your world ends up being nothing like you imagined. Eventually there is a good chance that the child becomes too much too handle, too powerful, potentially dangerous, will possibly never get a job and ends up in an institution.

Obviously I'm describing the extreme end of autism, many autistic people are nothing like this and just have a variety of social issues. Just remember 1 in 100, 10 in a 1000 that's getting on for 70,000,000 autistic people on the planet right now. Three million two hundred and seventy million in the USA alone. Add that to the 247,000,000 who believe in God in America, that leaves just 80.000.000 people in America you could have a sensible conversation with. :D
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+4 155. Judge-Jake commented 80 days ago on video Hot Wheels Xylophone

This is a prime example of just because you can why would you. :D AND I would really like to see whats happening the other end. 8-)
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0 156. Judge-Jake commented 81 days ago on video Amazing Safety Rope Saves Everyone

It didn't even look safe before he tugged at it :D
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-1 157. Judge-Jake commented 82 days ago on video Keg tapping goes horribly wrong.

Could have had someones eye out;)
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0 158. Judge-Jake commented 84 days ago on video Quick thinking and reflexes can save your life

#10 At least the wing mirror in this example. :O
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+2 159. Judge-Jake commented 84 days ago on video World’s First Hydrogen Boat - Energy Observer

Looks great on a nice flat sea, lets hope it can stand up to being battered by hurricane winds and forty foot waves. 8-)
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+1 160. Judge-Jake commented 85 days ago on video Man Immobile After Scooter Battery Is Confiscated

Oh for feck sake ADMIN, the same video every fecking morning here.... come on you have some new one's in the cupboard!!!!!!:squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel:<3
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0 161. Judge-Jake commented 85 days ago on video Poor dog learns physics the hard way

Classic..................................:D
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+1 162. Judge-Jake commented 86 days ago on video MAN EBA - emergency braking system.

Not going to stop the guy behind you from running into you though unless he's got Eva.,:D Eba's sister sitting in the back.
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0 163. Judge-Jake commented 87 days ago on video Helping hands

#12 Well I'm here, where are you?
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+2 164. Judge-Jake commented 88 days ago on video Man Immobile After Scooter Battery Is Confiscated

Could he not have hired a scooter when he arrived at the hotel? Just had a look on line, there are countless mobility hire companies in Tulsa, alternatively they could have got a regular wheelchair and his wife could have pushed him. It's a none story really, unless they hadn't got any finances whatsoever having arrived. :squirrel::squirrel:
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0 165. Judge-Jake commented 88 days ago on video How Hard Can You Hit a Golf Ball? (at 100,000 FPS) - Smarter Every Day 216

#3 Hand wot weeere yor tist resullts? :D <3<3<3<3
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+1 166. Judge-Jake commented 89 days ago on video One Man Renovation

Well I wouldn't want to live in that and my guess is the first tornado that passes through will reverse most of that work and if I were really picky there were at least two men at one point lol. But he certainly has a very wide skill set there and he made a good job of what was a really run down shack. I presume he's buying these to do up and sell or rent. Wonder what profit he makes on each one and how long they are actually taking to complete, probably a good living he's making there. :)
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+1 167. Judge-Jake commented 89 days ago on video How Hard Can You Hit a Golf Ball? (at 100,000 FPS) - Smarter Every Day 216

I've done a test to see have many Snotrians actually check the full content of their video's before submitting them and how many times Admin actually check them also. Today it's nil nil. :D
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0 168. Judge-Jake commented 89 days ago on video Sound-based fire extinguisher puts out flames

So four years on, can you buy one?
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0 169. Judge-Jake commented 89 days ago on video DHL's Funny Ice Cold Prank

I wonder what was inside? ;)
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0 170. Judge-Jake commented 90 days ago on video World's Funniest Salesman

I wonder what he's doing now?
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+3 171. Judge-Jake commented 91 days ago on video Anne Frank: the only existing film images

Amazing piece of history on film. If you imagine that film in colour apart from the strange stary woman on the pavement half way though, it looks like a completely normal time on any high street, little did they know of the horror what was to come.
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0 172. Judge-Jake commented 91 days ago on video Video shows moment dam gate collapsed at Lake Dunlap

My goodness it's gonna take a lot of buckets to get all that water back up there. :(|)
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+1 173. Judge-Jake commented 91 days ago on video Cute hamster eating a carrot. HD

Now imagine that's a rat eating your Granddads ear. Oops sorry illusion shattered, somethings you just can't unthink can you. >:)>:):D
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0 174. Judge-Jake commented 91 days ago on video Russian Spec Forces in action

Do you think they got away lol. :D
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+2 175. Judge-Jake commented 91 days ago on video How the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict Began | History

Although most of Suxi's video's videos are at best dodgy, this one is quite good as I'm sure there are a lot of people out there hearing current news about one side or the other, who don't know how it all began.

The sad thing about all this, is that all this hatred, all the people who have died is all about religion. About a belief in a god which is very likely to be all nonsense. The real truth is that we mammals evolved from a single ancestor ALL OF US, just the same as every other creature on this planet. Every idea and decision that came along subsequently was made by people and every war that has evolved from those decisions and ideas are absolutely meaningless. And when we all die, we end. It doesn't matter which side you are are on, which religion you spend your life following we are all going to just stop when we die. So make the most of your life while you have it, don't be greedy for another one, it's not going to happen, be nice to your fellow man, and be remembered for being a good person or coming up with a good idea that helps mankind better itself in some way. <3
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+3 176. Judge-Jake commented 91 days ago on video Gaza Rockets: How Israeli PR & US media reverse the reality

I hope for absolute indisputable proof that God(s) do not exist, so that every conflict in the world with religion at it's core, will be seen as the mockery that it is and will stop. <3
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-1 177. Judge-Jake commented 92 days ago on video Emptying a semi-buried garbage container in Aarhus

#10 Yeah but if the bin is only a quarter full they are still coming too often lol. <3<3<3<3:squirrel:
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0 178. Judge-Jake commented 92 days ago on video Gaza Rockets: How Israeli PR & US media reverse the reality

Why has nobody mentioned that the guy in the still looks like Mr Spock. :D
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0 179. Judge-Jake commented 92 days ago on video Emptying a semi-buried garbage container in Aarhus

#7 Oh Thunderous one, my point was very clear but you seem to have missed it lol. Efficient would be emptying the bins when they are full, anything less is inefficient, of course the bins hold more, I get the principle BUT the bin they emptied looked to be only about a quarter full, therefore it was not ready to be emptied but it was which is inefficient. Oh my goodness I need a lie down...<3<3<3....WE NEED NEW VIDEO'S ADMIN!!!!!!
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-1 180. Judge-Jake commented 93 days ago on video Emptying a semi-buried garbage container in Aarhus

#5 Of course it's inefficient as you are sending a team of paid men out in a lorry that uses fuel to empty a bin or bins potentially once a fortnight that probably only needs emptying once every six weeks. How is that efficient? Presumably they used to have regular bins at one point, so they must have changed to these large containers to save money on reduced collections. With the example we have just seen they are emptying them at the old rate.<3
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+2 181. Judge-Jake commented 93 days ago on video Gaza Rockets: How Israeli PR & US media reverse the reality

#3 I have a feeling that your comment to my comment was trying to be Ironic. If I'm wrong don't read the next bit.

I don't think there is any problem with "There are two sides to every argument and both sides usually think they are right" as being an inspiring message for our children or for anyone for that matter. Why you would tag to that.....

(Ha yes, in other words:

"Don't ever stand up for anything, don't ever fight for anyone, don't ever try to make the world a better place.
It's all useless because there are no objective truths, and no wrong doers. There are always just two sides to every argument and both sides usually think they are right." ) I have no idea?

Why not read it as "The likelihood is that one side is wrong or the reasoning of one sides opinion may not be in line with your way of thinking but clearly it is theirs. Before you stand up for anything or for any one side, make sure you know all the facts. In many situations in life BOTH sides are wrong.

Too many people in this world make major life decisions based on very little, if any evidence. The most obvious one is religion, people are so insistent that their religion is the truth and all the others are false that they will go as far as killing other human beings because of their 'Faith' The evidence for any religion is insufficient for any such claims to be made. But all over the world people are killing each other and claiming territory over something that very possibly is nothing but made up and exaggerated stories from a time when superstition was the daily diet.

If this planet was ever visited by an alien race and they were not interested in eating us, we would be the laughing stock of the universe for what a large proportion of the planet still believe in the world in 2019.
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0 182. Judge-Jake commented 94 days ago on video Emptying a semi-buried garbage container in Aarhus

If they had worked any slower the bin would have been full again. I see the theory here that the bins wouldn't need emptying as often, but that wasn't a quarter full and what about the other two? Surly if they have gone to that much trouble to dig fecking holes big enough to hold those things there would be some method of checking if they need emptying or not. A simple camera on the end of a cable attached to a tablet would do it, I bought one for about a tenner. 8-)
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0 183. Judge-Jake commented 94 days ago on video Large Asteroid Impact Simulation

Chilling...Can't be recent though as there is still scaffolding up around Big Ben. O:)
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+1 184. Judge-Jake commented 94 days ago on video from producer to consumer

I wonder where he goes for semi skimmed. :D
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+1 185. Judge-Jake commented 94 days ago on video Gaza Rockets: How Israeli PR & US media reverse the reality

There are two sides to every argument and both sides usually think they are right.
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+1 186. Judge-Jake commented 95 days ago on video Whose eating who?

#4 No no she was trying to eat it. :P:P:P
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+1 187. Judge-Jake commented 95 days ago on video This is the most over-fished sea in the world

What a guy, good for him and well done that man. :)
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+2 188. Judge-Jake commented 95 days ago on video Explaining the global helium shortage

#1 Yeah it did, there is a helium shortage, perhaps if we all cut back on making our voices sound high and funny it would be okay again. I'm going to miss Tuesdays and Saturdays from now on, gotta do your bit :D
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+1 189. Judge-Jake commented 95 days ago on video The Worst Invasive Species The U.S. Has Seen in 150 Years

They look like little pigeons. ;)
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+1 190. Judge-Jake commented 95 days ago on video Flight School

Get rid of those last two foils and it would fly right. :D
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+4 191. Judge-Jake commented 95 days ago on video Whose eating who?

That's what you get when you try and eat a live octopus Be-ach. Didn't even know this was a thing but apparently yes in Korea they eat live octopus, I mean come on. This one fought back and I don't blame it, pity it didn't stick to her eyeball. :(
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+1 192. Judge-Jake commented 96 days ago on video Let Them Eat Flies

Yummy Yummy Yummy. :D Didn't say how much the food costs that they feed to the maggots, as soon as the factory supplying the biscuit waste realises that there is a demand for their waste and another company starts asking for it, there will be a cost involved I'm sure. It's starting to happen in coffee shops, people are going around collecting the waste coffee grinds for their gardens etc, eventually they will be charged for it. 8-)
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0 193. Judge-Jake commented 101 days ago on video Scenes of daily life in Paris in the 1890s - full color, sound, and speed restored.

#5 How long do you think he thought it would last?
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+1 194. Judge-Jake commented 102 days ago on video Japanese Precision Walking Competition

It truly was amazing, imagine them all running for the bus home. :D
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0 195. Judge-Jake commented 102 days ago on video Scenes of daily life in Paris in the 1890s - full color, sound, and speed restored.

Wonderful to see, loved the moving walkway. It makes you want to jump into the screen and tell them how different life would be 120 years from then. <3
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0 196. Judge-Jake commented 103 days ago on video Sinkhole vs Cars

Oh bugger and I had my money on the cars. :D
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0 197. Judge-Jake commented 103 days ago on video Barycentric balls in space - classroom demonstration video

AAAAH!!! probably around where???
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+1 198. Judge-Jake commented 103 days ago on video How To Calm A Crying Baby

That is a really good hold. Can't wait to go up to a mother with a screaming baby and pass this on. <3
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+2 199. Judge-Jake commented 103 days ago on video Hypnotizing A Rooster

Never never never erase the line. Anyone tried this with a hen?
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+1 200. Judge-Jake commented 105 days ago on video Useless Directions

#12 Just got you out of that negative comment there Thunders lol. :D<3
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0 201. Judge-Jake commented 105 days ago on video Ex-Marine demonstrates clever way to survive from drowning

Re reading these comments three years on, I would like to add that I would probably drown just trying to take my trousers off, even if they weren't shorts or a kilt. I'm a little suspicious of the lack of response from Cameramaster after 'MY' idea for the inflatable sporran! I do hope he didn't nip off, start production and tried to steal the idea from under me. :(:(:D
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0 202. Judge-Jake commented 105 days ago on video Dorset Man

Makes you wonder what happened to him eight years ago, wife died, retirement. I wonder how many people think he is thumbing a lift. I also wonder if he always buttons up his shirt that way. :)
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+2 203. Judge-Jake commented 106 days ago on video Useless Directions

#5 Thunders thunders, look you don't have to stick up for the nob that put this awful video on, they are probably of limited intelligence, maybe funny looking and have no friends. Let the idiot fight his or her own battles other wise you just encourage them to put more crap on, then everyone gets upset, turn away from the site, then the viewing numbers go down, then if they ever want to sell Snotr it will be absolutely worthless and it will be that persons fault. We just all need to agree that the world is full of stupids with no comical taste, you know people who really shouldn't be allowed out of their homes without a carer..................................................................oh ..............................................................................:D...........................................................<3
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+3 204. Judge-Jake commented 107 days ago on video How It's ACTUALLY Made - Ice Cream

My goodness, so much I didn't know. 8-)
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+1 205. Judge-Jake commented 107 days ago on video Fairchild XC-120 Packplane

Dum did he dum, did he dum dum dum, did he dum dum dum? that is the question..:D
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+4 206. Judge-Jake commented 108 days ago on video Crane Falling on Mercer St in South Lake Union 4/27/2019

Tragic, just goes to show if you are in the wrong place at the wrong time, minding your own business your life can still end...just like that. :(
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0 207. Judge-Jake commented 109 days ago on video Dude Implants Magnets Into His Wrist to Hold iPod

I wonder what he's doing with his magnets now?
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0 208. Judge-Jake commented 109 days ago on video Latte Art

I'd like to see a porno version :D
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+2 209. Judge-Jake commented 109 days ago on video High-speed slicer for bulk pepperoni and bulk bacon slicing

They should slow the whole process down, nobody needs to eat that much bacon. ;)
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+2 210. Judge-Jake commented 110 days ago on video Amazon Delivery

#11 No we haven't :(
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+2 211. Judge-Jake commented 110 days ago on video Pilot nails sideways landing in 40-knot crosswinds at Bristol Airport

"Yeah that was good, I won't be asking you to do that again, now Mr Jones a couple of questions before we head back to the test center, what distance should you park your vehicle from the Kerb, and can you read the number plate on that vehicle parked just by the tower"? :D:D
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-1 212. Judge-Jake commented 110 days ago on video Proof that video games don't make children violent

#2 The Wonder Years, what a great series and had some amazing music in it, I remember they played "You've got a friend" rather a lot. :)
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+3 213. Judge-Jake commented 110 days ago on video Guy rushes to open up gate for fire fighters as wind rises a forest fire in Chile

Maybe it is a ritual in his family that every time the house catches fire they must present the fire fighters with a broken padlock. 8-)
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0 214. Judge-Jake commented 110 days ago on video How to wake up a lazy Boy

Husky's thoughts 'Sui Sui here pig pig pig, come on wake up I wanna play, you fat.. plus your're on my mat. oh come on, nobody sleeps through this, you're pretending now, Wake the feck up, ah at last we have pig stir, oh shit my dish still has food in it, gotta run, gotta beat the pig to my food."

Piggy's thoughts 'owil owil what the owil, must pretend oiwl to be asleep, fecking dog, every fecking morning, oiwl right in the liver oiwl, yeah look I don't need CPR ok owil, I wonder if there's any food left in his bowl, maybe I will wake up..':D:D
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+1 215. Judge-Jake commented 111 days ago on video Another Death Defying Air Conditioning installation

Well at least he tied two knots. Can't be too careful. :D
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+1 216. Judge-Jake commented 111 days ago on video Amazon Delivery

#9 A little better!! She pissed on the guys drive!! If she had needed a pooh she would likely have done that too. She's disgusting!!
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0 217. Judge-Jake commented 112 days ago on video 2 hamsters one wheel

They should give them a little stick with an eggcup full of beer balanced on the top after that. :D
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+1 218. Judge-Jake commented 112 days ago on video Our cats never let the neighbor's dog enter our garden

He laughs like Mutley, Dick Dastardleys dog "I'll get you Penelopy Pitstop":D
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+2 219. Judge-Jake commented 112 days ago on video The Matrix low cost version

Hard to tell apart. Loved the peas at the end. :D
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+5 220. Judge-Jake commented 112 days ago on video Amazon Delivery

#4 That's a really bad stutter you have there jaikku.

Doesn't it make you proud to be a human being, separated from all the simple animals on the planet. I'm guessing Amazon told her to mark down each drop off she did and she took it literally, what a filthy creature. :(
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+4 221. Judge-Jake commented 113 days ago on video Why Do Women's Hips Sway When They Walk?

I don't need to watch this, I'm just glad that they do. :D
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0 222. Judge-Jake commented 113 days ago on video Man Gets a Call from a Windows Computer Scammer and Pretends to be a Thief

Four years on and it's still funny. :D
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+1 223. Judge-Jake commented 113 days ago on video The Eiffel Tower made of Magnets

It all got a bit lazy after the first section, or was it just a shortage of bits. :D
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+9 224. Judge-Jake commented 113 days ago on video Sadness As An Orangutan Tries To Fight The Bulldozer Destroying Its Habitat

Absolutely tragic and heart breaking, what are we doing to our wildlife. :(
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+2 225. Judge-Jake commented 114 days ago on video Biggest single world record firework

Wow woo woo woo Wow8-)
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+4 226. Judge-Jake commented 114 days ago on video Top 15 The most videos watching 2019 - Super Awesome Videos

Quite interesting but some of them could have used a description of just what the feck they were doing. :D
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0 227. Judge-Jake commented 114 days ago on video The Girl with 1,000-Plus Letters In Her Name | The Oprah Winfrey Show

I just think we change the subject, Snotr gets it's technical issues sorted and lets move on..
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+3 228. Judge-Jake commented 117 days ago on video Organ with reed pipes from paper

I need we need to give Geeky a break, he's probably still on pain killers. :S
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+4 229. Judge-Jake commented 117 days ago on video Cross Country Highlights

#2 agreed..What we have here is a video of mostly the inside of a helicopter with a slightly blurred external view.:squirrel::squirrel: But after watching a fecking video of people falling over on ice for a week I'll take anything. :D
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+2 230. Judge-Jake commented 117 days ago on video The Girl with 1,000-Plus Letters In Her Name | The Oprah Winfrey Show

Let me guess now she's working in MacDonald's but you can't see her behind her massive name badge. :D

Of course what the silly woman didn't think about, was that someone else somewhere in the world only had to name their child with a name one letter longer and immediately she's just a girl with a stupidly long name that isn't even the longest in the world. 8-)
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+1 231. Judge-Jake commented 118 days ago on video Best Ice Cross Crashes, Fails and Action - Crashed Ice

#9 Sorry to hear that Geeky, what seems to be the problem?
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+1 232. Judge-Jake commented 118 days ago on video Acrobatic builders

I hope they guy at the bottom is on a higher rate of pay then the guys above. :D
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+1 233. Judge-Jake commented 118 days ago on video Best Ice Cross Crashes, Fails and Action - Crashed Ice

Right Easter is over time for more videos Snotr.......Snotr.......is anyone there.....S N O T R I said Time for some some new video's we're fecking bored stiff here, every day a fecking video about people falling over on ice at the top of the screen....Come on come on come on, new video's come on!!:(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|) Now look the fecking monkeys are here!!!!
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0 234. Judge-Jake commented 119 days ago on video The Best of Stefan Pabst's 3D DRAWINGS

Absolutely amazing, I really wish I could draw, one of my lifes' regrets. :(
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+1 235. Judge-Jake commented 121 days ago on video Parked my car in the wrong spot this week....

4 years later and the car is still there, some people never learn. :D
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+2 236. Judge-Jake commented 123 days ago on video Best Ice Cross Crashes, Fails and Action - Crashed Ice

#1 oh yes you have.
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+1 237. Judge-Jake commented 124 days ago on video How Lice Turn Your Hair Into Their Jungle Gym

Good of Suxi to share his holiday video's today. :D
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+2 238. Judge-Jake commented 125 days ago on video The Beach Boys Shred (Get Around)

And what was wrong with that? Sounded fine to me, it was the shirts wasn't it, was that it, the shirts ah yeah crappy shirts. :D
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+1 239. Judge-Jake commented 125 days ago on video Wendy Williams (except with no talking)

Who do I talk to about the 34 seconds of my life that I will never get back. :'(
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+3 240. Judge-Jake commented 125 days ago on video Horse Protects Rancher From Cows As He Tags Calves

Clever horse, I wonder how he taught it to do that. 8-)
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+4 241. Judge-Jake commented 125 days ago on video British soldier Edward Dwyer sings "We're Here Because We're Here" 1916

Still better than any rap song I have ever heard. :D
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+4 242. Judge-Jake commented 126 days ago on video Idiots at work

#1 OMD you must be in minus figures by now then. :D
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+8 243. Judge-Jake commented 126 days ago on video How to save our planet

Great advice, just hope the right people are listening to it. <3
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+2 244. Judge-Jake commented 126 days ago on video When Gorgons Ruled the Earth

#4 If I've said that once I've said that a million times. It absolutely staggers me how many fossils are still walking around. I find it a planetary embarrassment that people I may pass in the street who I might regard as normal are in fact nearer to monkeys in their intellectual intelligence. :(|)::(|)
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+3 245. Judge-Jake commented 126 days ago on video Mobile (Animation | 2010)

Wonderful, what a great piece of animation. :):)
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+3 246. Judge-Jake commented 127 days ago on video Termites Build Colony Larger Than England

#2 I'm sure my barrister will come up with a payment plan. :D
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+2 247. Judge-Jake commented 127 days ago on video Surf Lakes - Australia’s First Surfing Wave Pool

Leonardo Da Vinci actually came up with this idea, but as he hadn't come up with the idea for a surf board he didn't know what to use it for.:D
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+2 248. Judge-Jake commented 127 days ago on video How Leonardo da Vinci made a \

Clever bloke old Leo. :D
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+5 249. Judge-Jake commented 127 days ago on video Why the US doesn’t use metric (even though it does)

In my lifetime which I regard as the most exciting time for change in the history of this planet. Just a few examples, when I was young there were no mobile phones, no computers (at least in the home or in schools) Television was Black and white and there were only three channels and the programs stopped late evening when an announcer actually told you to "Remember to turn off your Television set" and everything disappeared to a small dot in the center of your screen. Also during the day there was often nothing on the three channels and instead you got what was called a test card and some music. It was also quite common for the program you were watching to lose sound or vision and again you would get a test card and some music while they fixed it.
Motorways were just starting to be made, so most journeys were made on single lane roads, so traffic jams were a way of life. Even inside loos were rare and few houses had a bath. I could go on for ever here, but also right in the middle of my education at the age of twelve we the UK changed its currency to decimal. On Sunday the 14th of February 1971 (when incidentally pretty much all shops were closed) there were 240 penny's in a pound and I had been educated to this fact since around 1965 when I started school. On the 15th of February (Monday) there were suddenly 100 penny's to the pound and I remember carrying a little card showing how the value of one NEW PENNY compared to the old. Of course two years earlier NASA had landed men on the moon with far less computer power than I carry around now in my smart phone. Life was starting to get exciting and look at us now. Obviously you only have to travel to certain countries and look at certain religions to realise that some parts of the incredible planet we live on are not only pre 1971 but pre 1871 which is a travesty.
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0 250. Judge-Jake commented 127 days ago on video It'll never take off!

That's also the sort of thing rozodedo would do ass hole.:(
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+3 251. Judge-Jake commented 127 days ago on video When Gorgons Ruled the Earth

#1 Very interesting Bob but could you rewrite your story indicating at which point God got involved in all this, I've read your piece several times and can't make up my mind exactly where he or she or it comes in? 8-)
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+1 252. Judge-Jake commented 127 days ago on video STRANDBEEST EVOLUTION 2017

My goodness the work that must go into each one of those, not to mention the difficulty of transportation. And then the potential for them end up in the sea or get damaged by the wind must be heartbreaking. I wonder what he does with them when they are finished after testing. Proble with the site Snotr I only pressed enter once honest!! :)
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+5 253. Judge-Jake commented 127 days ago on video STRANDBEEST EVOLUTION 2017

My goodness the work that must go into each one of those, not to mention the difficulty of transportation. And then the potential for them end up in the sea or get damaged by the wind must be heartbreaking. I wonder what he does with them when they are finished after testing. :)
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+1 254. Judge-Jake commented 127 days ago on video STRANDBEEST EVOLUTION 2017

My goodness the work that must go into each one of those, not to mention the difficulty of transportation. And then the potential for them end up in the sea or get damaged by the wind must be heartbreaking. I wonder what he does with them when they are finished after testing. :)
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+1 255. Judge-Jake commented 127 days ago on video STRANDBEEST EVOLUTION 2017

My goodness the work that must go into each one of those, not to mention the difficulty of transportation. And then the potential for them end up in the sea or get damaged by the wind must be heartbreaking. I wonder what he does with them when they are finished after testing. :)
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+1 256. Judge-Jake commented 127 days ago on video STRANDBEEST EVOLUTION 2017

My goodness the work that must go into each one of those, not to mention the difficulty of transportation. And then the potential for them end up in the sea or get damaged by the wind must be heartbreaking. I wonder what he does with them when they are finished after testing. :)
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+1 257. Judge-Jake commented 127 days ago on video STRANDBEEST EVOLUTION 2017

My goodness the work that must go into each one of those, not to mention the difficulty of transportation. And then the potential for them end up in the sea or get damaged by the wind must be heartbreaking. I wonder what he does with them when they are finished after testing. :)
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0 258. Judge-Jake commented 128 days ago on video ‘Incline’ parking in China aims to save space for more cars

#2 Yes that video has been on Snotr before, I wouldn't say it's less complicated.
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0 259. Judge-Jake commented 128 days ago on video First Image of a Black Hole!

It could be a black hole or one of the engineers having a laugh with a doughnut in front of the telescope.:D
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+6 260. Judge-Jake commented 128 days ago on video Termites Build Colony Larger Than England

I feel I was tricked into watching a video with cats in it, which weren't mentioned in the title, this set off an asthma attack, the medication of which caused me to have a paranoid episode, during which I took my jeep onto the high street and ran over twenty three old people who were obviously planning to have me baptized in the name of Jesus. I need to now know if this process can be reversed as it's very embarrassing. Rignmaster this is your responsibility not mine and you may be called as a witness in my defense. :D
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-1 261. Judge-Jake commented 129 days ago on video World's Fastest Stree-Legal Car Breaks 300 MPH in a Standing Mile at THE TEXAS MILE!!!

The thing I like most about that record is that it's in MPH and not that silly KPH :D
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+2 262. Judge-Jake commented 129 days ago on video Why Can't We Get Power From Waves?

Sound like a challenge to me. I'll visit my workshop and get back to you. :squirrel:
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0 263. Judge-Jake commented 129 days ago on video China's Bike-Sharing Disaster

I think the guy that suggested that scheme spoke too soon, they should put the brakes on the whole thing and ask him to retyre. He could then get a seat on a new board and see if he can handle a new venture. Either way he needs to tread carefully or he might get framed and saddled with a long sentence on a chain gang then he'll have to peddle drugs to get by cycle. :D
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0 264. Judge-Jake commented 130 days ago on video Monkey riding a wild boar - Best chase ever

OMD I remember that from two years ago, still very disturbing. :S
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+6 265. Judge-Jake commented 130 days ago on video Big Guy Adopts Tiny Special Needs Turtle With An Exposed Heart | The Dodo Little But Fierce

I really wish the world had more people like him, people who care for the most vulnerable creatures, how different the world would be. <3
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+1 266. Judge-Jake commented 131 days ago on video Most Amazing Electron Microscope Images

Oh dear the video's have still stopped again, and it was going soooo well. :D
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+1 267. Judge-Jake commented 132 days ago on video Most Amazing Electron Microscope Images

Oh dear the video's have stopped again, and it was going soooo well. :D
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0 268. Judge-Jake commented 133 days ago on video Perfectly synchronized gears on high-speed servos

Just staggering, you wouldn't think that was possible. 8-)
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+2 269. Judge-Jake commented 133 days ago on video Most Amazing Electron Microscope Images

Cyanobacteria my favorite, very friendly looking fellow. Least favorite T4 Bacteriophage virus, nasty looking bastard, imagine when that starts to run around AAHHH :D
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+8 270. Judge-Jake commented 135 days ago on video Can you solve the jail break riddle?

Borrow a watch from another inmate. :x
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+1 271. Judge-Jake commented 135 days ago on video Simulated Reality

Last night I woke up from someone else's dream. 8-)
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0 272. Judge-Jake commented 135 days ago on video "ACE" - Sleight of Hand by Noel Heath

#4 Ok your family a worries me a little here, why would a you tie a your Grandma's a hands behind her backa and blindfolded her, when she cook a the meataballs. I'm thinking this a little disrespectful to the old lady and surly it a slows downa the cooking process. Could you explain in a great a detail please, just how a she cooks the meata balls with her hands out of the action and her eye's hidden a by the a blinda folda. I'm a not saying thata you are a completa liar but I'm a little scepticala of a your story a bullshita. :D
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+3 273. Judge-Jake commented 135 days ago on video Bruce Lee Interview 1965

#5 I agree, I guess this was very on in his career. I don't think he would have taken that crap eight years later on after he had made his four major films. Incredible to think that by the time Enter the Dragon was released in 1973 he was dead. Terrible loss. :(:'(
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+1 274. Judge-Jake commented 135 days ago on video Snow Diving in Northern Wisconsin

That's more like it, educational stuff. :D
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0 275. Judge-Jake commented 135 days ago on video Backflipping MIT Mini Cheetah

And so it goes on and on and on and on. :squirrel:
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-1 276. Judge-Jake commented 135 days ago on video Can you solve the jail break riddle?

Ok yep ok yep ok yep ::(|)
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+1 277. Judge-Jake commented 135 days ago on video A Tour of Academia

Yes ok yes ok yes ok :(|) Only put that because yes was too short a comment apparently, picky picky
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+1 278. Judge-Jake commented 135 days ago on video Simulated Reality

Umm Food For Dinner. O:)
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-1 279. Judge-Jake commented 135 days ago on video We Love Russia

Felt sorry for the cow and the horse.
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+4 280. Judge-Jake commented 136 days ago on video Bruce Lee Interview 1965

I grew up with Bruce as my hero, his films Enter the Dragon, Fist of Fury, The big Boss, The way of the Dragon all came out when I was a teenager. I went to see the films endlessly even tried to style my hair like his for a while. It was Bruce that got me into Karate which I took to Black belt. I thought I had seem every piece of film and interview but this is a new one to me, so thanks manro for finding and sharing this, takes me back. Interesting to see the side profile of his face, while front on he is very well known, side on he looks unfamiliar somehow. I wonder if that was a conscious act in his films that he didn't like to show himself too much from the side. :)
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+1 281. Judge-Jake commented 136 days ago on video Organ with reed pipes from paper

Seems like a lot of work for a feck awful sound lol :D
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+2 282. Judge-Jake commented 136 days ago on video Man Show Boy Compilation

Actually that was quite funny. So what is the crack here, I've never heard about this guy before, how old is he?
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0 283. Judge-Jake commented 137 days ago on video Kid climbs fridge

One can only assume that the competition for toys is very high in that orphanage. Simple solution, change the hinges round on the doors, then the little fecker would swing off at low level...if he's still alive of course and not squashed under a bookcase :D
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0 284. Judge-Jake commented 138 days ago on video Manhole Explosion

I wonder if he'll do that again, probably use a longer fuse next time.
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0 285. Judge-Jake commented 138 days ago on video Massive glacier collapse sends tourists fleeing at famous lagoon in Iceland

At first I thought Why are you running pussies, then I thought after me after me. :D
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+1 286. Judge-Jake commented 138 days ago on video First Time on an Electric Foil

Wow that looks to be real fun, really surprised they snook that three second clip of the girl foiling topless right after the 'Thanks for Watching' notice.;)
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0 287. Judge-Jake commented 138 days ago on video "ACE" - Sleight of Hand by Noel Heath

#2 What can she do?
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+5 288. Judge-Jake commented 139 days ago on video "ACE" - Sleight of Hand by Noel Heath

Tis witchcraft burn him. ;)
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+2 289. Judge-Jake commented 139 days ago on video Handle Robot Reimagined for Logistics

Now I know what happened to my golf trolley :D
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+3 290. Judge-Jake commented 139 days ago on video Flat Earthers try to justify their beliefs

#6 Sadly it isn't, they actually are fecking idiots. ::(|)
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+1 291. Judge-Jake commented 140 days ago on video Dog needs a little help after massive dumping of snow

#1 Sounds a bit hot. :D
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+1 292. Judge-Jake commented 140 days ago on video A reality check on renewables - David MacKay on TED

Interesting video,:)
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0 293. Judge-Jake commented 140 days ago on video 6 year old visually impaired piano player plays Bohemian Rhapsody

#3 You are a plonker Mrs Fried chicken, as Foxy said kids often don't use peddles at that age, he needs to be raised up so his arms and hands are in the correct position to reach the keyboard, then irrespective of sight issues he wouldn't be missing so many notes. His current position is going to greatly affect his position muscle memory as he grows and make it more difficult to progress. Perhaps this isn't the actual piano he usually plays, but if it is and he wants to use the pedals, his parents should fix some pedal extenders for him https://youtu.be/PXb5qep844M but get him a higher stool!!
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0 294. Judge-Jake commented 140 days ago on video When the police tell you to "get down"

Followed by a hail of bullets hopefully lol :D
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+5 295. Judge-Jake commented 141 days ago on video Flat Earthers try to justify their beliefs

Why are these fecking idiots given air time and why would you be happy about showing the world that you are just about as stupid a human being as it's possible to be. For goodness sake do something useful with your lives. If you want to go around thinking that the world is flat, you do that, but don't waste the time of others peddling your crap. It's just this sort of backward thinking that keeps religion alive, so much time and energy wasted trying to disprove what science has discovered, it should be a crime again humanity as well as a crime again stupidity. :(
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+2 296. Judge-Jake commented 141 days ago on video Extreme Railbiking Part 1, Life is Like a Mountain Railway, Rail Bikes on Abandoned Railroads.

Wouldn't like all the bike carrying between broken tracks and I'm not sure I would like some of the heights, I would want a little more weight on the small wheel, maybe they need a bag that they could add rocks too and throw them out when they have to carry the bike. Also there were several points on there when personally I would have stopped and moved a few small rocks so the next guy wouldn't have to get off at all. If I really put my mind to it I would have designed those bikes so that they were easier to carry, perhaps with a hinged side section. :)
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+1 297. Judge-Jake commented 141 days ago on video If I Were the Devil

#5 They don't sound like the sort of ideals that the Devil would have, are you sure you have completely grasped this concept. :D
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-1 298. Judge-Jake commented 141 days ago on video If I Were the Devil

If I were God. I would show myself and prove once and for all that I do exist and that is it reasonable for people to believe in me, I would clarify which parts of the bible and any other religious books that filters back to me, are actually true and which parts were not really what I meant to say at all but were added by someone who should have known better. I would explain why I need people to praise me and why I don't just get on with my own existence and let everyone on the planet just get on with theirs, which for the vast majority of the time is what I do anyway. I would also explain why even though I have the power to create universes and men out of dust and women out of men's ribs, I allow young children to die of cancer, when obviously I have the power to stop that happening. And why I let some children with cancer get better just because their parents pray to me and let others die because they don't. I would also explain why again as I have complete power over everything I allow people to be raped, murdered and whole area's to be flooded by tsunami and millions of people to starve to death in desert land when I can bring a plague of fish at anytime to feed many thousands of people, when they are a bit hungry as in my bible story (unless that's another bit of crap that didn't happen. If I were God I would be unable to be killed presumably and I guess as I could very easily become 100 feet tall I would go on world television and put to bed all the myths about all the other gods that have been made up over the years, put an end to Scientology and all the other crazy idea's that people live by in my name. I would do much more than this but I think for the first couple of weeks this would be a good start.
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+1 299. Judge-Jake commented 141 days ago on video 6 year old visually impaired piano player plays Bohemian Rhapsody

He needs a taller stool, that's half his problem.
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+2 300. Judge-Jake commented 141 days ago on video Elephant caught on CCTV cleaning up the trash

Well I've seen a horse fly and I've seen a dragon fly, I've even seen a house fly, but I ain't never seen an elephant cleaning up the trash. :D
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+4 301. Judge-Jake commented 141 days ago on video Ghost Shark Caught on Camera for the First Time

Sorry but I don't believe in Ghost sharks :D
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0 302. Judge-Jake commented 142 days ago on video Floating Ball, Screwdriver and Egg

Four years on......still boring:D
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0 303. Judge-Jake commented 142 days ago on video Russian slap contest

Shouldn't be allowed to compete with a beard or if that isn't a problem the other guy should be allowed to wear a false one. Stupid concept, only in Russia....or is it. ;)
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0 304. Judge-Jake commented 142 days ago on video Husky argues about stealing shoe, eventually brings it back.

Beautiful creature. O:)
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0 305. Judge-Jake commented 142 days ago on video Tony's gonna stand on an egg

Tony is an idiot and Tony's wife smokes 40 a day. :D
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+1 306. Judge-Jake commented 142 days ago on video Well unfortunately seems like a police car was no match for a Polaris RZR.

So do you think this was a stolen car, or were they just being pulled for dangerous driving, they seemed to driving rather well for a first time in that vehicle.
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0 307. Judge-Jake commented 143 days ago on video WINNIPEG VAPE SHOP ROBBERY

Pair of low life idiots, caused a lot of damage though, you don't need that in your business. On another note, what is happening with Snotr, lots of video's all of a sudden, new one's in the early evening (UK) never seen that before. Definitely not complaining, it's a refreshing change, just a little worried you might be trying to sell the site again? 8-):S
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0 308. Judge-Jake commented 143 days ago on video Why This 3D Light Printer Is A HUGE Game Changer

Ain't half been some clever barstards..:D
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0 309. Judge-Jake commented 143 days ago on video Death cat and a dog

Very funny. :D
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0 310. Judge-Jake commented 144 days ago on video Two Lynx in Ontario Have Intense Conversation

I think the one on the left thinks that the one on the right is a mirror. :D Perfect example of a ritual avoiding actual conflict and therefore potential injury or the need to fight. A few of our youths in England could take a leaf out of the Lynx's more developed and more intelligent system instead of going round stabbing each other like the fecking idiots that they are, then spending twenty years in a cell, really bright that is isn't it guys.
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+1 311. Judge-Jake commented 144 days ago on video Samurai Wasps Say 'Smell Ya Later, Stink Bugs' | Deep Look

Stinky bugs ughhhh. They look a little like shield bugs, but more stinky ughhhh:D
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+3 312. Judge-Jake commented 144 days ago on video Modern History: A Funny Thing About Medieval Hoods

Very interesting, I'm quite surprised no one has thought of bringing the hood with shoulder mount back, it would be quite fashionable. Uum;)
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0 313. Judge-Jake commented 145 days ago on video Polar Bear Mom Creates Small Avalanche to Save Cub

What a load of nonsense, there was no avalanche, the male was enjoying sliding down the bank and the cubs never looked to be panicking. If you are going to make a nature documentary, do it properly.
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+1 314. Judge-Jake commented 145 days ago on video Inside Corning's Gorilla Glass Factory

I'm currently in my lab working on some Monkey glass, it's thicker than Gorilla glass and if you look through it, it throws shit at you. So a lot like an Iphone :D
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+6 315. Judge-Jake commented 145 days ago on video 1769 Cugnot Steamer

But if he had put the boiler at the back, he wouldn't have sold so many pairs of goggles. :D
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0 316. Judge-Jake commented 145 days ago on video Timelapse Of The Future

#5 Yes but won't though Thunders, it will be nothing but atom dust like the rest of the universe. :D
#7 I agree BC has got an annoying voice but he is a Prof and he knows his stuff.
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0 317. Judge-Jake commented 145 days ago on video Cockpit footage captures light plane loses power

I'd like the guy on the right sitting next to me , every time I fly a two seater. :D
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+1 318. Judge-Jake commented 145 days ago on video 50 Of The Most Evil Packaging Designs We’ve Ever Seen

Very bad, pity there isn't a hell or they would all be going there. >:)>:)>:)
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+1 319. Judge-Jake commented 145 days ago on video Power Tool Manufacturers and Who Really Owns Them

#5 Yup thuts hew hit uffected mi. :S8-)
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+1 320. Judge-Jake commented 145 days ago on video True Facts: The Bolas Spider

David Attenborough's first attempt at a blue version of Blue Planet. :D
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-3 321. Judge-Jake commented 146 days ago on video 'Hemorrhoid Guy' skit from In Living Color

When was this the 1970's?
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+1 322. Judge-Jake commented 146 days ago on video Power Tool Manufacturers and Who Really Owns Them

Ah so what, doers it really matter. falling asleep here. >:)
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+6 323. Judge-Jake commented 146 days ago on video Timelapse Of The Future

Hardly seems worth all the fecking effort when you think about it. In 34 thousand trillion10 it will be like it never happened. All those feking books, all that digging, all that cooking, all those trips to the loo, all that clothes shopping, all that sex and for what....nothing..and there's no god. :D:D:D:D:D
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0 324. Judge-Jake commented 152 days ago on video Best of acceleration

Could have watched at least another ten seconds of that. :D
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+1 325. Judge-Jake commented 152 days ago on video Trust

Sorry lost interest after about minute three, too involved. ;)
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+2 326. Judge-Jake commented 153 days ago on video Barking mad! Tiny Papillon steals the show at the Westminster Kennel Club dog show

Whet on to win crufts this year, amazing dog. :)
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+1 327. Judge-Jake commented 153 days ago on video Plane Shooting LASERS At The CROWD | Friday Fireworks Display | Avalon Airshow 2019

#2 It's a variation of the original but it's not the original. Quite a display, I like. :D
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-1 328. Judge-Jake commented 153 days ago on video Plane Shooting LASERS At The CROWD | Friday Fireworks Display | Avalon Airshow 2019

#2 It's a variation of the original but it's not the original. Quite a display, I like. :D
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-3 330. Judge-Jake commented 153 days ago on video Is It Southern or Hipster? – wellRED Comedy

yep totally unfunny shite.
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0 331. Judge-Jake commented 155 days ago on video How does the Mercedes-Benz Stadium work?

I'd like to know how much it costs for a diet coke. :)
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0 332. Judge-Jake commented 155 days ago on video Sylbo, The Last Speakers of the Lost Whistling Language

My dog obviously speaks Sylbo.

You couldn't have a private conversation in this language though could you, the whole village would know your business. Imagine telling one neighbour that your other neighbour was a wanker, there must be lots of fights.
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0 333. Judge-Jake commented 157 days ago on video Meanwhile in Germany

I remember seeing the newspaper headline for this story 'German Dandruff Storage Warehouse Vandalised By Belgium Wig Consortium' >:) 8-) :D :squirrel: I had to put this again because I thought it was really funny. :D:D:D:D
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0 334. Judge-Jake commented 158 days ago on video Radiohead - Creep (Mimi & Josefin) _ Blind Auditions _ The Voice Kids 2019

#5 My goodness you learn something everyday, thanks. I had no idea Irish twins were born two years apart.
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0 335. Judge-Jake commented 158 days ago on video Radiohead - Creep (Mimi & Josefin) _ Blind Auditions _ The Voice Kids 2019

I hate this show in the UK so bloody false. What really bugs me is when they don't turn and then they say "Oh I so nearly turned" "I was that close" And that bloody Oily Murs shaking his head like he's such a great guy and wished now that he had turned. As for these two girls, yes they were good, obviously twins so harmonizing should be a doddle they weren't jaw droppingly good though, once again the judges were so over the top like they had just heard the Amy Winehouse twintet..... they hadn't.
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+3 336. Judge-Jake commented 158 days ago on video Pulling the first Enormous Show Carrot

Er what's up doc. :D
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+6 337. Judge-Jake commented 158 days ago on video Why all solar panels are secretly LEDs (and all LEDs are secretly solar panels)

#1 We're very much alive and kicking and functioning better when you are not here.>:)
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0 338. Judge-Jake commented 159 days ago on video Chatty Gargoyle at Denver International Airport

#3 Some people won't understand that lol. <3
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+1 339. Judge-Jake commented 159 days ago on video Chatty Gargoyle at Denver International Airport

Yeah that was one of my better gigs :D
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+1 340. Judge-Jake commented 159 days ago on video Amazing dog

That dog is considerably better with a basketball than I am:D
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+1 341. Judge-Jake commented 160 days ago on video Brinicle

Its a real shame evolution hasn't produced a chisel fish, because if it had and it was to get together with a hammer head shark, Brinicles could be eliminated, think of the lives that would be saved. Stupid evolution!! :D
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0 342. Judge-Jake commented 161 days ago on video The Golden Ratio 1.618

For all of you who switched off around 3 minutes, I skipped to the end and the answer was an Aardvark and I really wasn't expecting that. :squirrel:
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0 343. Judge-Jake commented 162 days ago on video Sweet potato patch

#10 Yes RIP and damn those carnivorous chompy fairy's O:)
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+1 344. Judge-Jake commented 163 days ago on video How cricket balls were made 50 years ago

And I bet they were really badly paid too.
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+1 345. Judge-Jake commented 163 days ago on video Drunk friends in the woods

What do you recon 140cl of vodka each minimum. ::(|)
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+1 346. Judge-Jake commented 164 days ago on video Jack Nicklaus makes a 100-foot golf putt.

It's the only sport where you can do something career changing like getting two hole in ones, downing a 100 foot put, followed by a 200 foot put and a 300 foot put, followed by a blindfolded 100 foot put and still loose the game. :D
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0 347. Judge-Jake commented 166 days ago on video Giant Lobster: Biologist Discovers 70-Year-Old Crustacean

Albert might be 74 today, Happy Birthday Albert<3
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-1 348. Judge-Jake commented 167 days ago on video Everyone laughed at and belittled her chalk art performance... until the very end of the contest.

This is worrying not only have we got no new videos again today, for the first time, that I can remember, we haven't got a new 'classic video of the day' are we rushing to a halt. :(
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+1 349. Judge-Jake commented 168 days ago on video Birds swarming

it's called a Murmuration.
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+2 350. Judge-Jake commented 168 days ago on video Everyone laughed at and belittled her chalk art performance... until the very end of the contest.

So what happened was she gone or could they keep her?
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+2 351. Judge-Jake commented 169 days ago on video Turret Spiders Launch Sneak Attacks From Tiny Towers

How have I got to nearly sixty, still really good looking and not at all short without hearing about a Turret spider. I mean I heard about a trapdoor spider and last week I was in Galapagos chasing turtles, but never heard of a Turret spider. :(|)<3
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0 352. Judge-Jake commented 169 days ago on video My Cousin Vinny - Magic Grits

#16 He's a feisty little fecker isn't he,, no relation of mine though as I'm nearly six foot but not expecting to grow any higher. The normal women around here know me as Big JJ incidentally.

Now back to your issues Foxy and the fact that as I said you will never ever ever ever ever ever win an argument with the Judge Big (only in a tall sense and of regular build JJ) and to prove it, I had to bribe your Mum, she was getting a little cold on the street corner anyway, so I asked what her going rate was and I paid her double because I'm a nice guy, so I gave her the £6 and instead of choosing from the services she had tattooed on her back, I asked her to provide me with some of your home videos, the one's your Dad filmed on his super 8 and then got transferred onto video before your uncle aka your real Dad (your Mum said you might be surprised, but you had to find out sometime) sent off to You Tube of you and your twin sister Poxey simulating...well stuff. I know you thought this had been erased but no there was one copy left and now...well millions I guess, so sit back and reminisce that cold October morning when you and Poxey were video stars. https://youtu.be/KcoMY9oDq00 You might want to sit down JJ It's really rude, but then is just isn't :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D<3
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+2 353. Judge-Jake commented 169 days ago on video My Cousin Vinny - Magic Grits

#14 If Joe Pesci and I were standing next to you in an otherwise empty field, even wearing our built up shoes, looking like two schoolboys, we would still be standing next to a fat schoolgirl from Grimsby wearing a very tight foxy bingo costume smelling of Coddock and potato fritters.

Your inability to ever win a argument with JJ suggests to me that you have chosen the wrong avatar for yourself as real foxes are known for their cunning, I would have thought a better avatar for your personality would be https://youtu.be/rxCPj40eFNc :D:D
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+1 354. Judge-Jake commented 169 days ago on video The science behind ice storms and thundersnow

If everything wasn't so expensive it wouldn't cause so much expense when it goes wrong::(|)
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0 355. Judge-Jake commented 169 days ago on video My Cousin Vinny - Magic Grits

#12 A little bird tells me that you are 5' 11''.............. around the middle. Fattest fox on the block. More Weeble than fox. I've heard that around the streets of Grimsby where you live, the kids call you Fishy Fat fox. :D:D
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+1 356. Judge-Jake commented 170 days ago on video My Cousin Vinny - Magic Grits

#8 If you ever meet him, you tell him. O:)
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0 357. Judge-Jake commented 170 days ago on video My Cousin Vinny - Magic Grits

#5 I'm pretty sure Joe wouldn't give a flying feck what happens to your enormous man boobs, he'd probably say something like "Thefox? never heard of the little C**t, what low life piece of shi* would have a fecking first name like 'The' I mean 'The' it sounds like someone throwing up a turd, mother fecking son of a bitch, ever comes round my patch and I'll stick his 'The' so far up his fecking ass he won't know wether to shi*, Pis* whistle or call him momma" something along those lines anyway. :D:D:DO:)
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+2 358. Judge-Jake commented 170 days ago on video My Cousin Vinny - Magic Grits

#2 Squeaky how? :(
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+2 359. Judge-Jake commented 170 days ago on video Baby runs out of steam on brothers toy train

No big deal, who hasn't fallen asleep on a train?:D
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+1 360. Judge-Jake commented 171 days ago on video Whale Shark Crash Attack

It's a whale shark coming towards you, but is it a shark whale swimming away? Big questions, Big BIG questions. 8-)
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+4 361. Judge-Jake commented 171 days ago on video primitive technology: seawater test

#1 He fell into one of his holes, broke both his legs and was eaten alive by Fairy's. :D<3
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+2 362. Judge-Jake commented 171 days ago on video Superfluid helium

#2 Yes but have the scientists thought of doing things to it while keeping it in the Fridge...No no I bet they haven't, it's always the things people don't think about that often solve the problems. I'm pretty sure all over the world where Scientist tune in to Snotr each morning before firing up their Bunsen burners, there will be guys in white coats slowly looking into each others eyes with that Eureka moment look on their faces pushing each other out of the way during the rush to order a Zanussi Fridge. :D:D:D>:):(|):squirrel:
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0 363. Judge-Jake commented 171 days ago on video German Smurfs World Record

#12 Or are you just saying that because you have been outed as a fairy hater? :D:D:D:D<3
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+1 364. Judge-Jake commented 172 days ago on video German Smurfs World Record

#8 You spam artists never learn do you? 'ADMIN' BANDIT AT POSITION 8 FOR REMOVAL ASAP.
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0 365. Judge-Jake commented 172 days ago on video Double Skateboard Fail

What is that shed made of tinfoil?:D
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0 366. Judge-Jake commented 172 days ago on video German Smurfs World Record

#6 You are a very bad woman Thunders with a shared hatred for fairy's obviously. <3:D
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+2 367. Judge-Jake commented 173 days ago on video German Smurfs World Record

I'm currently working on a trap you can put down for Smurfs, we have a infestation of them in our barn, little feckers.... the damage they cause unbelievable!!.......sorry sorry not Smurfs I meant Fairy's... little flying feckers. I've tried one of those spinning wire things from the wasp video, got little fairy wings all over the place now, the dogs tread them in, when it's wet, really difficult to get bit's of fairy wing out of the carpet, I can tell you, and the blood, I tell you fairy blood is an absolute bitch to get off untreated brick. And the one's that don't die instantly, the noise they make, wailing and screaming, you can't have a family barbecue you just can't, well you can, but you have to turn the music up really loud, which sets of my tinnitus. Mind you they don't take as long to cook through as sausages, and once you have gotten used to the little bones they are quite tasty a bit like chicken. We found the leader luckily and have her hanging up by her ankles, she attracts the others and strum off the pop...literally. Hey I think I've just written my first fairy story O:)O:)O:):D<3
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-3 368. Judge-Jake commented 174 days ago on video Staten Island Ferry pigeon's water fountain moment

#19 So you have excavated your earth and popped your little red head into the fresh air have you Foxy well done. What ever I was I'm not anymore as I'm retired my little provider of smelly pooh. :D
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+1 369. Judge-Jake commented 174 days ago on video Wasp killing machine

Obviously not then :D
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+1 370. Judge-Jake commented 175 days ago on video Wasp killing machine

I don't about you but it's the variety in this video that appeals to me. Was anyone else thinking I wonder what wasp stew tastes like? :P
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-2 371. Judge-Jake commented 176 days ago on video Staten Island Ferry pigeon's water fountain moment

Stuff is definitely something I know. :D Too much caffeine rots the brain you know. :S<3
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+1 372. Judge-Jake commented 176 days ago on video Swiss Company Moves 6,200 Tonne Building 60 Metres

So nobody thought to make a film of the actual move, incredible. :S
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-1 373. Judge-Jake commented 176 days ago on video Staten Island Ferry pigeon's water fountain moment

#14 I could have left it but..https://pigeon.run/2018/08/02/canker-trichomoniasis/ Off you go..:D<3
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-1 374. Judge-Jake commented 177 days ago on video Staten Island Ferry pigeon's water fountain moment

#11 You are tying yourself in knots as usual Fox giblets. Go back and re read what you made up in your first comment lol.:D:D:D

#12 I know you are a nurse Thunders lol but I think you need to revisit Trichmoniasis and it's relationship with pigeons. 8-)
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0 375. Judge-Jake commented 177 days ago on video Bye Bye!

I wonder if she was employed by the shop at the bottom of the escalator and all the people subconsciously bought when they got to the bottom. :D
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0 376. Judge-Jake commented 177 days ago on video Heckler owned by comedian

I think "Sorry I didn't see you there Gran" would have been funnier. :D
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0 377. Judge-Jake commented 177 days ago on video Key & Peele - Black Republicans

Hey nobody commented on this three years ago?
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0 378. Judge-Jake commented 177 days ago on video Nuclear Fusion Reactor

#13 If people want to be stupid idiots, just let them and ignore them. If nobody gave any attention to morons that say the Earth is flat or that the Holocaust didn't happen they would just go away and play with their toys. The problem is people give them air time and put them in The Sun newspaper for the uneducated to read. If you read the Times like me and possibly not Foxy Bingo you won't find reference to these idiots, because it's not worth the ink on online space if you are in Magaluf. >:)
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-1 379. Judge-Jake commented 177 days ago on video Staten Island Ferry pigeon's water fountain moment

#9 Come on Thunders you are supposed to be a nurse, what about Histoplasmosis and Trichomoniasis, not to mention flea's.

#7 You didn't need to type slowly Foxy Bingo unless that is your regular speed. I completely understand the facility of reading the Times online, I read it everyday and I did mention the possibility of you not being in the UK as Haven holidays probably have caravans in Magaluf, if you re-read my comment. My point was that the likelihood of you reading the Times while The Sun and Daily Mail are still in production is as likely as me reading the Koran while toasting a pig. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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-2 380. Judge-Jake commented 178 days ago on video Staten Island Ferry pigeon's water fountain moment

Not sure how hygienic it is to have a pigeon drinking from a human water water fountain.

#5 Foxy although I've become bored of you generally I have to say that the likelihood of you reading the Times is about the same as me reading the Holy Bible. It's also February in the UK so unless you have ordered your Times in some sunny resort you are also not chilling out in the sun with a cool drink. As usual you are full of bull crap pretending to be someone you are not.

I on the other hand since January the 27th have been in the Galapagos with a team of explorers studying the green sea turtle, here it is very fecking hot but I don't need to pretend that I am reading a grown ups newspaper. <3
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0 381. Judge-Jake commented 178 days ago on video Typical Cityrail Announcement

#7 You need an hearing test urgently Thunders. :D<3
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0 382. Judge-Jake commented 178 days ago on video Flood washes away a bridge

In a way this is like life, can't find a way to coexist so one side just takes out the other.
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+2 383. Judge-Jake commented 179 days ago on video Venezuela Protests in Caracas: January 23, 2019

Who was on stage the Spice Girls?
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+1 384. Judge-Jake commented 179 days ago on video Typical Cityrail Announcement

#5 I've just listened to it again and you might be right, people in the black country have funny accents. Their 'w's' can sometimes sound like 'm's' I'm pretty sure about the cow though, have another listen. :D
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0 385. Judge-Jake commented 179 days ago on video Koalas fighting for a tree

I once lost a tree to a rival, I know exactly how he feels. :S
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+7 386. Judge-Jake commented 180 days ago on video Typical Cityrail Announcement

He said the next train to Wolverhampton will be delayed by approximately 1 hour and 45 minutes due to a stray cow on the line pulling a little cart with people in it. At least that's what it sounded like to me. :D
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-1 387. Judge-Jake commented 180 days ago on video Incredible racing recovery and win in slow motion

A jokey is a tiny fellow and a horses neck is as strong as a..well as a horse... he was lucky to stay on there though. :D
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0 388. Judge-Jake commented 180 days ago on video Confronting The Hot Bitchy Girl

I've just realised that one of the most pleasurable things in life doesn't actually exist. It's that space of nothing between a nice pair of boobs, cleavage if you will. So guys if you haven't got a girlfriend and obviously mainly I'm talking to you Suxy. All you have to do is look anywhere where there is nothing and there lies the nothing that makes up the space between a nice pair of boobs, you never need to be lonely again. ;)
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+1 389. Judge-Jake commented 180 days ago on video Robot Quadrotors Perform James Bond Theme

But where was the Bom dily on bom, Bom bom bom, bom dily on bom, bom bom bom, Bom dily on bom, bom bom bom dily on bom, bom bom bom, BER DER, Der Der Der DERRRRR!!! I'm guessing that is drone difficult :D:D
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+4 390. Judge-Jake commented 181 days ago on video Confronting The Hot Bitchy Girl

Just look at the boobs man, really nice boobs ooouuu. :D
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-2 391. Judge-Jake commented 181 days ago on video Confronting The Hot Bitchy Girl

#1 I agree with all that but look at those boobs man Wow gorgeous. :D off to find the bloopers:S<3
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0 392. Judge-Jake commented 182 days ago on video Do Birds Hibernate in Lakes?!

Well there's a tern for the books. :D
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+4 393. Judge-Jake commented 182 days ago on video RIDICULOUS RIDES ~ The Learjet limo

Looked a lot better when it had wings and was useful. :D
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+2 394. Judge-Jake commented 182 days ago on video Cool Cat Chills Out at Bank

That's just odd. :x
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0 395. Judge-Jake commented 182 days ago on video Amazing Vape Trick Compilation

#6 He probably is now you have given him the idea. :D
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+4 396. Judge-Jake commented 183 days ago on video Sand Bubbler Crabs Making Sediment Balls on an Australian Beach

#1 Do you know if we had just read your comment we wouldn't have needed to watch the fecking video. :D
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+2 397. Judge-Jake commented 183 days ago on video Magnetic Scrubber

Reminds me of the Flea or magnetic stirrer we used in the labs when I worked in pathology. If you had a beaker or flash similar to the one in the video although often bigger and you needed to mix several powders into a liquid, you put everything in the flask and dropped into the flask a elongated magnet that looked like a big oval tablet, then you put the whole thing on a magnetic stirring base, which made the 'Flea' rotate in the liquid mixing the powders for maybe an hour or more.
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+1 398. Judge-Jake commented 183 days ago on video Magnetic Scrubber

Reminds me of the Flea or magnetic stirrer we used in the labs when I worked in pathology. If you had a beaker or flash similar to the one in the video although often bigger and you needed to mix several powders into a liquid, you put everything in the flask and dropped into the flask a elongated magnet that looked like a big oval tablet, then you put the whole thing on a magnetic stirring base, which made the 'Flea' rotate in the liquid mixing the powders for maybe an hour or more.
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+1 399. Judge-Jake commented 183 days ago on video Veganism Destroyed Europe - Why Over 90% of Vegans Are "White"

You need JJ to sort out a fox, but sadly I'm a little busy at the moment. I'll send him a spiritual pox to be going on with. woioooo:D
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+3 400. Judge-Jake commented 183 days ago on video Motion Triptych IV

#1 I have a related problem in that I can only focus on a minimum of four things at a time, so this fell short of expectations. :D
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0 401. Judge-Jake commented 185 days ago on video Inside the space station

I wonder if anyone on earth has been conceived in space? :P
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0 402. Judge-Jake commented 185 days ago on video Veganism Destroyed Europe - Why Over 90% of Vegans Are "White"

Okay well firstly I'm surprised this video was sanctioned by Snotr, but then a number of video's have appeared on here that were distasteful so I shouldn't be surprised. What does surprise me is that we wait for several days for a few new video's and we get this crap. I personally have uploaded a number of interesting video's in the last couple of weeks. I'm getting the feeling that who ever is now running Snotr is doing it in his coffee break, watching the first few seconds of a new video, reading the supplied title, pressing go and then removing the biscuit from his drink and back to reading the newspaper.

The guy in this video is basically an arsehole, you can tell an arsehole very easily, they either have Suzi on their name badge when they are serving you your takeaway or they are the kind of person that laughs at their own comments, like the guy in the video "Yes I'm so right I'm funny". If I'm sitting in a doctors waiting room the last thing I'm worried about is who is also sitting in there, unless they have big erupting green boils all over them. I certainly don't worry if they are black or yellow, again unless they are black and have gone yellow. If I were the German authorities which of course I might be I would be watching out for this guy, as this mentality looks like it might be early stage mass murderer, I certainly wouldn't want him living near me.

The final thought that I have which none of you have probably considered, is that the guy in the video could well be Suzi if it wasn't for the fact that Suzi is probably very short, black with a stutter and openly lesbian. :D
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+3 403. Judge-Jake commented 185 days ago on video Magic

This 'trick' has to be ten years old
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+2 404. Judge-Jake commented 188 days ago on video The good...The Bad...and the Ugly.

Well the film came out 53 years ago so he's a little while to perfect this. :D
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+5 405. Judge-Jake commented 188 days ago on video XXXL Shells 200mm Zylinderbombe Kugelbombe 8inch COMPILATION

The older I get, the more I think, what an utter waste of money and hope there aren't any animals nearby.
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+1 406. Judge-Jake commented 188 days ago on video Slow Motion - How an Impact Wrench Works

#11 My guess is that Snotr has an impact driver attached to the random video selector. :D
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0 407. Judge-Jake commented 190 days ago on video Just another day at the office

If it was fake, she sure did a good act of looking shocked and terrified. 8-)
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+2 408. Judge-Jake commented 191 days ago on video Chewing Gum Picasso

Here is a more recent video of the guy Ben Wilson https://youtu.be/U7GoTJCzqvs My question would be I wonder how many people have tripped over him while texting. :D
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+1 409. Judge-Jake commented 192 days ago on video Couch skating

#4 Thanks Thunders.<3 Having said thanks, I don't think it is this guy he seems very strange ??
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+2 410. Judge-Jake commented 193 days ago on video Looney Tunes

That's all folks! :D
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+1 411. Judge-Jake commented 194 days ago on video European Goldfinch Taking a Bath in Man's Hand

#20 I was indeed still a hen, then I turned into an egg, and then well ..a butterfly. :D
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+2 412. Judge-Jake commented 194 days ago on video Bill Gates jumps over a desk chair like a boss

So a gate can jump over a chair, but can a chair jump over a gate? 8-)
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0 413. Judge-Jake commented 194 days ago on video European Goldfinch Taking a Bath in Man's Hand

When I see a goldfinch in my garden I feel a little less sad that I don't get hummingbirds.

Thunders this is a piece of Snotr history, it was around three years ago when your name 'Thunders' was being carved from the likes of 'Littleclapofthunder' and 'Thunderheardfromadistance' and a few others you didn't like lol. :D<3
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+1 414. Judge-Jake commented 194 days ago on video Couch skating

Great piece of country guitar, don't suppose anyone knows what it's called?
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+2 415. Judge-Jake commented 194 days ago on video Bow & arrow vs drone

You actually heard the drone moan or was there a little guy riding on it? :D
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+4 416. Judge-Jake commented 194 days ago on video Proton M rocket explosion July 2 2013 slow motion full HD

If ever you wondered why they don't launch rockets from supermarket carparks. 8-)
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+1 417. Judge-Jake commented 195 days ago on video A 1080 degree kick!

#10 Thanks for that Thunders..but I think he's gone lol. <3
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0 418. Judge-Jake commented 198 days ago on video Danger of Gas Cylinders ???? We will show you their power / Stay safe

As Snotr is limping along at a rate of sometimes one video a day, I suggest we all scroll to page 32 and carry on commenting on the 'Show me the intermediate fossil' video. ;)
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0 419. Judge-Jake commented 199 days ago on video Danger of Gas Cylinders ???? We will show you their power / Stay safe

#7 Well Austin you do surprise me, you actually went through a crazy time :D:D:D
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+1 420. Judge-Jake commented 200 days ago on video SR71 Black bird pilot tells a very cool story.

#3 So basically you don't know :D
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0 421. Judge-Jake commented 200 days ago on video You can't even text and walk

#11 I think six points and a £200 fine is a start. Get caught twice and you are banned from driving. in the UK. 8-)
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+1 422. Judge-Jake commented 201 days ago on video One Chilled Bear

Yes I was right. :D
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+2 423. Judge-Jake commented 201 days ago on video Danger of Gas Cylinders ???? We will show you their power / Stay safe

What a dreadful video carried out by professions. :'( I bet it's still better than Thunders bear videi below, I'll have a look. 8-)
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+1 424. Judge-Jake commented 201 days ago on video SR71 Black bird pilot tells a very cool story.

Look I'm a little busy this morning and can't be arsed to replay this video, so would someone work out in MPH how much faster the Blackbird was going compared to the Other fellows. :|:P
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+1 425. Judge-Jake commented 201 days ago on video Updated LEGO aquarium.

#14 You can beg as much as you like, still better :D:D:D:D
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0 426. Judge-Jake commented 202 days ago on video The incredible precision of a 2-second pit stop

I'm sure they could get that time down if a little, if they got their finger out.:D
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0 427. Judge-Jake commented 202 days ago on video Impossible bowling shot

If it isn't fake it's a very handy shot to have in your repertoire, how many times to you end up with two outta pins left standing, the little pinny bastards. :D
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+1 428. Judge-Jake commented 202 days ago on video Updated LEGO aquarium.

#12 Yes me too and all far better than any of yours lol. :D
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0 429. Judge-Jake commented 202 days ago on video White moose

News Flash "Billy Bastard the shelf filler, apprehended after supermarket loses it's entire stock of correction fluid" :D
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+2 430. Judge-Jake commented 202 days ago on video Updated LEGO aquarium.

#10 Yep I think it got jammed in a door.:squirrel:

It's snotr working again.:D
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0 431. Judge-Jake commented 203 days ago on video Seal befriends woman sitting on the beach

I'm guessing it's breath smelt of fish I wonder what her breath smelt like? perhaps she had just had a tuna sandwich. :D
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+3 432. Judge-Jake commented 203 days ago on video Updated LEGO aquarium.

ADMIN PLEASE REMOVE #7 himani55 ANOTHER OF OUR SPAM SPREADERS THIS ONE GOT TO HAVE A 2 AGAINST HIS NAME or her name it could be a girly in fact even if it is a guy he'll be a girly guy so can you press you delete button....
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0 433. Judge-Jake commented 204 days ago on video Don't touch my car

Should have twatted him off his bike with a boxing glove on a stick. :D
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+1 434. Judge-Jake commented 204 days ago on video Updated LEGO aquarium.

No no no not in fishtanks, lose the fishtank idea ok, no fishtanks. Snotr needs to be a fishtank free zone. Goldfish bowls now that is a different story but not fishtanks!! And not those round fishtanks that pretend to be goldfish bowls but are in fact fishtanks no no no and no men. :(|)
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+2 435. Judge-Jake commented 205 days ago on video Instant Karma

The guy should remember the old saying "If you are going to give someone the roast, don't walk into a post":'( it was good enough 2 years ago and it's good enough now.
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+1 436. Judge-Jake commented 205 days ago on video Updated LEGO aquarium.

#2 Fish tanks are not the way forward Thunders even with bits of Lego in them. #3 Harpoons might have made it more interesting as long as the divers were shooting at each other rather than the fish. #2 And no! biking videos, definitely had enough of those. We need more beautiful women with long legs, long dark hair with short skirts playing the piano. More beautiful blond women playing the cello. More gorgeous women with red hair playing the Irish fiddle, So basically more music. :D<3
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+4 437. Judge-Jake commented 206 days ago on video Crazy women doesn’t like builders working in the morning

Is it my screen or does she have a white beard and a mustache?
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0 438. Judge-Jake commented 206 days ago on video Updated LEGO aquarium.

Are you short of video's Snotr? Lego fish tanks are a little tame if I'm honest. :D
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+2 439. Judge-Jake commented 207 days ago on video Paperboy on bike goes full speed

#2 Was the bag being refilled edited on as well?:D
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+2 440. Judge-Jake commented 207 days ago on video Paperboy on bike goes full speed

WTF is he saying and what was that sound at 1:12 did he smash the windscreen and who filled his bag up again near the end. 8-)
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+1 441. Judge-Jake commented 207 days ago on video Pilot loses propellor, forced to glide to the ground

Still looks like me lol.
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+2 442. Judge-Jake commented 208 days ago on video Dad Makes Baby Dance

"So what have you been doing today Hun while I've been at work, did you do the washing? The cleaning? Prepared dinner? No.. but you did what to the baby?" :D
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0 443. Judge-Jake commented 208 days ago on video Truck smashes into overpass

#12 don't mention the B word :'(
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+4 444. Judge-Jake commented 208 days ago on video A Camera-trap captures the local wild life.

Yes nice selection of wild beasties there. :)
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+3 445. Judge-Jake commented 208 days ago on video Unpaid contractor destroys hotel reception with digger

#8 Well if he hasn't now been paid, he isn't going to be paid now, and is going to prison. Not well thought out. :S
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0 446. Judge-Jake commented 209 days ago on video Unpaid contractor destroys hotel reception with digger

The latest is that the wages were held up due to technical issues with online banking and that the money was paid into the workers bank accounts just a little late, so this was probably for nothing. :S
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0 447. Judge-Jake commented 209 days ago on video Theresa May CCTV images

#2 My goodness you are quick. :D
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0 448. Judge-Jake commented 209 days ago on video Water Wheel

This is what we need on all the oceans in the world. O:)
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+4 449. Judge-Jake commented 209 days ago on video Los Angeles Motor Speedway, April 24, 1921. Motorcycle Board Track Race

Nice video, enjoyed that very much.:)
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+9 450. Judge-Jake commented 210 days ago on video Theresa May CCTV images

Love it and probably not far from the truth. :D
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0 451. Judge-Jake commented 211 days ago on video Barber prank

#9 Interesting and as usual inaccurate comment foxy chops, my mother died over thirty years ago, the Bentley is not new although I've owned it from new for nearly two years and if you can pick one up for less that 170k on ebay my advice is buy it. Nearest neighbour lives half a mile away and he drives a Lambo, I know that because he bought it off me lol. I do have a personalised number plate but as JJ are not my actual initials, I would be silly having them on my car wouldn't I, on the off chance that I might meet one of the twenty or so members of Snotr, most of which live in America. :D:D:D:D<3:squirrel:

#10 I understand the running costs of this site are extremely low and as such still makes a small profit, more so in the last year or so as advertising is involved. The site as been up for sale and may well be now, but personally I hope it continues. :)
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+1 452. Judge-Jake commented 211 days ago on video Barber prank

#6 JJ gets his Bentley, which actually exists, cleaned professionally and reminds the fox that he shouldn't pretend to have big boys cars when in reality he drives a Corsa with child seats in the back for his scruffy kids and an over stretched front seat belt for his over weight girl friend who won't marry him as she's looking for something better like someone with a job. :D
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+1 453. Judge-Jake commented 212 days ago on video Barber prank

#3#4 action 'JJ throws up in his Bentley' :D
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-3 454. Judge-Jake commented 213 days ago on video Survivor Bias

#4 Austin It's a fecking Dalek, look again. If you rearrange the letters in hanbok you get boknah which is Klingon for Dalek.

I heard what he was talking about, why do you need to explain it again, it was self explanatory. I just find him irritating and I'll bet you 2$ that he is a church attending Christian. :squirrel:
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0 455. Judge-Jake commented 213 days ago on video Barber prank

Now that is funny..is that my ear?...yeah!
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0 456. Judge-Jake commented 213 days ago on video How viking handles moose attack

I'm thinking it was the B-O from when the guy lifted his arms up.
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-5 457. Judge-Jake commented 213 days ago on video Survivor Bias

#1 I disagree Thunders, I find this guy really irritating, he loves the sound of his own voice, probably a church going Christian. Why the feck did he need to go to China or wherever he is to take this selfie video?

The only thing interesting about this video is the first ten seconds, where you get to see the inspiration for the Dalek. :D
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0 458. Judge-Jake commented 214 days ago on video Emirates: #HelloJetman

Very clever but they didn't enter the aircraft and start serving cocktails, that would have been impressive. :D
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0 459. Judge-Jake commented 214 days ago on video Avalanche Tignes (France)

If I were the French which very thankfully I'm not, as there are many of them and just the one of me, I couldn't cope with all that diversity. But if I were, I'd demand a referendum on Avalanches, options to stay or go. I'm thinking the majority of French people would vote stay. Of course afterwards there would be a lot of debate over the meaning of stay, some would argue, because they are French that stay meant to stay-put ie not do the moving down the mountain thing, while others would argue that stay meant keeping the Avalanches. Those who voted go would of course argue that they did so because they thought go meant move down the mountain while other Frenchies thought go meant get rid of the Avalanches. Eventually it would go to Brussels and two and a half years later there would still be no decision. ::(|)
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+2 460. Judge-Jake commented 214 days ago on video [815] Public Storage Upgrades to PacLock Disc Padlock Pro 1000

I have no question about this. :S
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+4 461. Judge-Jake commented 215 days ago on video Meet Aisha: Amazon's New Sharia-Compliant Version of Alexa!

Why do I have a feeling we are going to get complaints
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0 462. Judge-Jake commented 216 days ago on video Collision between two cargos in Singapore detroit

I just noticed that nobody suggested it was a woman driving, not that I'm suggesting it was a woman driving, or two women driving, I mean like, it could have been a woman driving, equal opportunities these days but perhaps no it probably wasn't a woman driving or steering or what ever women do, I don't know, but I'm just saying it isn't beyond the realms of possibility, that's all I'm saying. It could have been that's all, probably not, but possibly. You know the more I think about it the more...no it probably wasn't a woman driving, they get seasick anyway don't they? :D
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+1 463. Judge-Jake commented 217 days ago on video Curious hawk checks out weather cam in Lincoln, NE

Stunning creature and the perfect video bomb. <3
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+1 464. Judge-Jake commented 217 days ago on video 1,200 crayola colored pencils form the body of this electric guitar

#5 We could form an air guitar Snotr band.;) #4 I used to play and sing in a band years ago, but life gets in the way doesn't it. I've get several guitars including an Ovation semi bowl back which has a wonderful electro acoustic cut through. I've also got a martin traveler, several electrics and a couple of classical's, what I don't have is the time to play any of them. :D
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+2 465. Judge-Jake commented 218 days ago on video 1,200 crayola colored pencils form the body of this electric guitar

Love it, guitars are my thing, not so much electric, but he should be very proud of his results here. :)
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+5 466. Judge-Jake commented 218 days ago on video Engineer vs Thieves

Come on Snotr have a viewing of your video's before putting them on, this is the forth time this video had been on the site in less than a month (Twice today lol) Are you short of video's again, we'll get uploading. :D You've even got me at it, this is the second time I've put this comment on. :D:D:D
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0 467. Judge-Jake commented 218 days ago on video Sometimes Security Cameras catch a gem!

Real shame about the door being totaled, otherwise he would have got away incredibly scot free apart from the rear door, side panel, and fence of course. :D
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+2 468. Judge-Jake commented 219 days ago on video Steve, are you with me ???

Probably works in a sleep Apnea clinic now. :D
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+1 469. Judge-Jake commented 219 days ago on video Drone hits something

#6 Obviously I am not American and my knowledge of the current and past affairs in the USA are only what I have gained through reading newspapers and watching the news. But I will tell any Americans that are out there and anyone who down voted my shit comment that your country or should I say the leadership of your country around the world is looked upon as shambolic, people are laughing at your leadership and you have lost a tremendous amount of respect. Much the same as you probably think about the UK and Brexit I'm sure. I would not live in America now anymore than I would live in Russia or North Korea.
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+3 470. Judge-Jake commented 220 days ago on video How far can Voyager 1 go before we lose contact?

Good old voyager one, it should have a birthday. <3
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0 471. Judge-Jake commented 220 days ago on video Drone hits something

After any Trump video's that is the most famous pile of shit on Snotr. :D
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+1 472. Judge-Jake commented 220 days ago on video Snoring at the karaoke bar

#6 Yeah yeah I knew I'd make you chuckle.:D<3
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0 473. Judge-Jake commented 220 days ago on video Good man saving wolf

Beautiful creature so glad these guys came along. At the end of the day it was a human who put the fence there so the wolf definitely deserved it's release. <3
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+2 474. Judge-Jake commented 220 days ago on video Snoring at the karaoke bar

#3 Did I make you chuckle, I did make you chuckle didn't I. :D:D
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+6 475. Judge-Jake commented 221 days ago on video Snoring at the karaoke bar

I think I recognise the song it's Acker Bilk Strangers on the Snore :D https://youtu.be/VsKTG30g3mw
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0 476. Judge-Jake commented 221 days ago on video Package Thief vs. Glitter Bomb Trap

#6 Yep Vauxhall Astra. :D
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0 477. Judge-Jake commented 221 days ago on video Tow Truck Accident in Norway

I mean just where to start to sort that out. 8-)
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0 478. Judge-Jake commented 222 days ago on video Two deer fight and get stuck together...

Was that Venny's Son. :D
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+3 479. Judge-Jake commented 222 days ago on video Penguin got split from friends

I can honestly say I don't understand any of the comments above mine. Penguins can of course jump out of the water back on to the ice so it wasn't really an "Oh no moment" unless there was a sea lion nearby of course. 8-)
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+2 480. Judge-Jake commented 223 days ago on video Package Thief vs. Glitter Bomb Trap

I saw this video a few weeks ago and also uploaded it to snotr as I'm sure many of you did, it is so good I think snotr should put it on twice, oh look they have...

If America is anything like the UK with their police numbers this won't be a matter of doing nothing about it, it will be a matter of not enough man power. Where I live in a very rural location with small villages spread over perhaps a twenty mile radius there are three Police vehicles covering the entire area. You have to take responsibly very highly to protect your cars and property from the Toe-Rags that visit with the intention to steal. You do get quite inventive and even vindictive towards the M***** F****** who think it reasonable to help themselves to your stuff.

Years ago I used to own a vehicle that had the petrol pipe running underneath the car (exposed) with a join at a point near to the petrol tank, most stupid design ever. The local low life's knew this was the case with this model (I didn't) and used to use my car as a petrol (gas for you yanks) station on a regular basic. I accumulated around nine police crime numbers and went through the stages of keeping very little fuel in the tank and often used to run out myself causing me more irritation. I got more and more pizzed off with this, prior to changing the car, that I hit on a perfect solution. I glued together several pieces of thick cardboard and inserted needles and pins through it from the back pointing out a good inch through the front and I placed it behind the join in the petrol pipe, sticking out like an angry Hedgehog, it was impossible to separate the pipe without coming into contact with "Sonic" especially in the dark when this used to happen.

My 'Piece De Resistance' was a needle that was loose enough to come out and stay in the finger of the petrol thief, threaded through the eye of the needle was a strong thread attached to a little note that said and I quote " Hello there (always be polite) This needle is infected with the HIV virus (it wasn't) I work in Virology at the local hospital (I didn't) and look forward to meeting and treating you very soon"

I had one more attempt on my car, the loose needle and note were on the floor underneath so I can only hope and fantasize that the scumbag had a torch and read it, if he could read. Get mad and then get even that's my motto. >:)
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+2 481. Judge-Jake commented 223 days ago on video Orcas playing with swimmer at Hahei Beach, New Zealand

I wanted to say something FLIPpant like they obviously weren't hungry, or moments later when the drone ran out of power the Orca came back and ate the swimmer. Or maybe they had eaten one before and found we were tough and tangy. But actually it was a lovely thing to see, I wonder if the adult had previously been a captive whale somewhere. I just hope their next encounter is not with a Japanese whaling team.
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+2 482. Judge-Jake commented 223 days ago on video Glowing table

Three years on and I still like the table, I didn't realise I hadn't answered your last question Thunders, so three years late here it is, if you have ever had something large and heavy delivered to your house, like a washing machine possibly a Freezer, the delivery guy (Especially if he was working alone) would likely have used a sack trolley of some sort.. A wheel barrow is something different as they has a compartment for filling with soil, weeds etc, a sack trolley doesn't. Perhaps in America you call them Yanky Trollys :D
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+2 483. Judge-Jake commented 224 days ago on video 9 CURSED OBJECTS SCIENTISTS STILL CAN'T EXPLAIN

Uuum lot of bollocks on there. :D
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0 484. Judge-Jake commented 224 days ago on video Milking the WORLD'S MOST VENOMOUS FISH

Can't stand this guy and I don't know why, he's just too nicey nicey bordering on sickly for my taste, probably a Churchy. Stone fish very interesting.
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0 485. Judge-Jake commented 226 days ago on video Chemical Reaction NH4Cr2O7 + HgSCN

They should take that long rope like thing and strangle all those noisy children. :D
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+1 486. Judge-Jake commented 226 days ago on video More People Leaving California For Tax-Free Nevada

Well I don't think there is a God. :D
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0 487. Judge-Jake commented 227 days ago on video BBC Auntie's Bloomers Maria Veronese Ostrich Attack

Slightly unfortunate link to Rolf Harris at the beginning of this piece.
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+5 488. Judge-Jake commented 227 days ago on video More People Leaving California For Tax-Free Nevada

Yeah well I guess that's that then.
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+1 489. Judge-Jake commented 228 days ago on video Then this chick comes up to me and she's all like 'Hey, aren't you that dude'

He seemed all bright eyed and bushy tailed. :D :squirrel::squirrel::squirrel:
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+1 490. Judge-Jake commented 229 days ago on video Eugene Bullard, The Black Swallow of Death

What a guy, I wonder what happened to his daughters.
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0 491. Judge-Jake commented 229 days ago on video Close call for "Darwin award"

I wonder what those two people are doing right now, right this minute. I'm taking a guess that at least one of them is in prison, the other is probably a single Mum with children in care.
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+1 492. Judge-Jake commented 230 days ago on video Buster the boxer

I thought she was going to find a trampoline covered in fox, badger, squirrel and hedgehog shit. :D
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+6 493. Judge-Jake commented 230 days ago on video Top 20 Country GDP (PPP) Ranking History (1980-2023)

Just wait until the UK is out of Europe, that little line is going to shoot across the screen........Just not sure in which direction. 8-)
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+4 494. Judge-Jake commented 230 days ago on video How the hell do I put gas in this thing?

Happy New Year Everyone, great video to start 2019. :D<3
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0 495. Judge-Jake commented 231 days ago on video Rescued baby bird returned to parents

Great end to a lovely story. O:)
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0 496. Judge-Jake commented 232 days ago on video Raccoon Steals Donut

Imagine worrying that you have mice and finding out you've got raccoons. :D
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0 497. Judge-Jake commented 232 days ago on video Easy way to get her

Laura Haddock is now nine years older. O:)
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+3 498. Judge-Jake commented 232 days ago on video TEQUILA | How It's Made

Very interesting. :)................
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+4 499. Judge-Jake commented 235 days ago on video When santa claus meets a bad driver

Good old Santa. :D
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+4 500. Judge-Jake commented 235 days ago on video Brother receives God of War on PS2 instead of PS4

There needs to be more guys around like this guy and less like the self entitled brats that fill up most of the world. :)
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+2 501. Judge-Jake commented 235 days ago on video Baby elephant wants to play

Shame and a New Year pox including cancer of the eyes on anyone who kills one of these incredible creatures. And the same goes for anyone dealing in ivory for any reason and anyone buying it.
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0 502. Judge-Jake commented 235 days ago on video Farmer sprays manure all over protesters trespassing on his land

I bet they didn't sell many cakes after that.
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+2 503. Judge-Jake commented 235 days ago on video Enormous cave discovered in Canada, ‘as big as they come,’ experts say

#2 It's not there now, the grounds all flat
and beneath it is the bloke in the Bowler hat.
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-2 505. Judge-Jake commented 238 days ago on video George Carlin - 10 Commandments

Yep can't fault that logic even a little bit and I love the new extra one. :D
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+4 506. Judge-Jake commented 238 days ago on video Got the 'Bird'?

It's just like sheep only with less legs and a few more feathers:D
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+3 507. Judge-Jake commented 238 days ago on video Enormous cave discovered in Canada, ‘as big as they come,’ experts say

I thought by definition a cave had to have a ceiling, otherwise isn't it just a hole?
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+1 508. Judge-Jake commented 238 days ago on video US couple narrowly escape gang of machete-wielding bandits

Used to be you went to Kenya and had to be careful of wild animals, looks like nothing has changed. :(
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+1 509. Judge-Jake commented 239 days ago on video The best way to make a paper airplane

Just needs scaling up to to take passengers. :D
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0 510. Judge-Jake commented 240 days ago on video Making the Fletcher Capstan Table

I wonder how long the waiting list is.
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0 511. Judge-Jake commented 241 days ago on video Hamster Trolls Policeman

Six years on and the talking hamster is still available to buy, what a success story.... or someone over ordered.:D
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+1 512. Judge-Jake commented 241 days ago on video Waterfall - Women's Head

#3 I don't think you are fooling anyone except yourself here Austin, clearly it's on the rocks, I'm sure you've known for sometime, don't let it escalate to the point when half bottles of unsuccessful hair product start getting thrown around the bathroom. It's clear from the face peeling mask that your wife is living a double life, the face that she shows you and the one she wears when goes out to meet Nicholas Cage and John Travolta. Take my advice go and see an attorney before it all gets really messy. :(|)
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-1 513. Judge-Jake commented 242 days ago on video Chris Cole - 360 Flip Wallenberg Uncut

What is the fecking point, can he go and do it again straight afterwards...No he can't!! He'll end up with spinal compression problems in a few years, if this pays well at least he will be able to afford a nice wheelchair. :S
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+5 514. Judge-Jake commented 242 days ago on video Waterfall - Women's Head

#1 Yours is a troubled marriage isn't it Austin, just saying.:D
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0 515. Judge-Jake commented 243 days ago on video Free Kick Fail

I guess that's the one you wake up sweating about in dreams lol. :D
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+2 516. Judge-Jake commented 243 days ago on video Chewing gum challenge

Somehow I don't think he'll ever ever ever ever try that again. :O
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+2 517. Judge-Jake commented 244 days ago on video two leaves of this bush keep waving without any breeze

If this was the middle ages it would be deemed a witch plant and burnt at the stake after being ducked in the local pond. >:)
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0 518. Judge-Jake commented 245 days ago on video reaction.....super

I wonder if he is still alive, or if this was just the start of his troubles. 8-)
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+2 519. Judge-Jake commented 245 days ago on video The Smoothest Moonwalk ever

I think an education is still a good idea, just in case you can't become Michael Jackson.
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+1 520. Judge-Jake commented 245 days ago on video two leaves of this bush keep waving without any breeze

Very strange indeed, there is a little movement from three of the other leaves also. I'm thinking a Newtons Cradle effect or something to do with sucking water from the roots. Or a breeze he hasn't noticed. >:)
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+2 521. Judge-Jake commented 246 days ago on video Tea

Questions needs to be asked
1) Was it loose tea that clogged the spout and finally gave way to the hot water
2) Was it a tea bag that blocked the spout and finally disintegrated
3) Was it a dirty teapot that had tea building up for months blocking the flow that finally broke down
4) Controversial this one, was it a big spider that had crawled into the spout, made a web and was later flowed out.
5) Or was it Griffin Droppings.

I think we need a referendum
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+6 522. Judge-Jake commented 247 days ago on video Using phone while driving

There is a perfectly good law in the UK that states that if you are caught on your phone or even touching it, when driving it's a fine of £200 and six points on your licence. So get caught twice and you are disqualified from driving. Argue and go to court and it could rise to £1000 and a disqualification from driving. A new driver caught on the phone would get an instant disqualification. Therefore I don't think anyone using their phone to speak or text while touching their phone while driving has any kind of an argument whatsoever, do you? And if a guy on a bike tells you put your phone away, PUT YOUR FECKING PHONE AWAY!! :(

Oh by the way were on page 21 now, but still on 207, not going too well and I'm very sad about it. :'(
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0 523. Judge-Jake commented 247 days ago on video No Ice Fishing for You Today

I liked it most when his hand fell off. :D
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0 524. Judge-Jake commented 248 days ago on video Shotover Jet - 'The World's Most Exciting Jet Boat Ride'

I'd love to see the driving test they had to take to do that job. I wonder how many spare boats they have. 8-)
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0 525. Judge-Jake commented 248 days ago on video Central Coast Spotlight: Farm workers

Makes my back ache just watching it. :O
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0 526. Judge-Jake commented 248 days ago on video Doggo makes sheep friends

So how to you get to work in the morning?
I take a Sheep..... work has to make allowances for where it's going to be though. 8-)

Or
That's a dog of an abscess on your sheeps back.

Or

Trevor the sheep superglue abuser strikes again.

Or

Yes the results of the latest Dolly the sheep and Fido the dog mixed Cloning experiment, went reasonably well. Couple of problems to iron out including loss of sound even on the bells.

Or

At the end the dog is thinking "Oh feck where are we going now, not shearing again"!!
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0 527. Judge-Jake commented 248 days ago on video Total Recall

My worry would be that clearly there is an evolutionary necessity for the human brain to dump, store and forget or store for occasional necessary recall all this moment by moment information. is there a full point?
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+1 528. Judge-Jake commented 248 days ago on video Best of Brian Cox part 1

#4 I knew that:(|)
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0 529. Judge-Jake commented 249 days ago on video Which one are you

#2 Only a socially inept, narcissistic, psychopath would come up with that conclusion. 8-)

There is such a thing as a lie detector test, I took one only yesterday, no I didn't. :P
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+1 530. Judge-Jake commented 249 days ago on video Best of Brian Cox part 1

#1 I'm trying to work out if you are being sarcastic, a dork or a sarcastic dork. :D
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+1 531. Judge-Jake commented 253 days ago on video Most Satisfying Factory Machines and Ingenious Tools

#2 It's an enormous Papermate.
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+1 532. Judge-Jake commented 253 days ago on video Sir David Attenborough greets a group of cannibals

#8 I think he already done that, come round with shitty pants and this was the next thing he thought of. ;)
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0 533. Judge-Jake commented 253 days ago on video I carve a pencil from a pencil from a pencil (pencil inception)

#1 The last fifteen seconds were the only seconds to make sense at all.

I'd like to see him carve a pencil from a pencil from a pencil from a pencil from a pencil from a Bic.
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0 534. Judge-Jake commented 255 days ago on video How To Easily Identify Fake/Counterfeit US Paper Currency

Right up to the last security device I though it might be worth having a go, but no that's just made it too difficult. :D
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+3 535. Judge-Jake commented 259 days ago on video Sheriff's deputy sees color for first time thanks to coworker's gift

Being colour blind myself I am always slightly confused by this type of video. I have primarily red green colour blindness and have tried the online test with the companies that make these corrective glasses and they won't work for me apparently. I would be very interested to know just what these people are not seeing before they put on the glasses as I see a very colourful world around me. The balloons in the video look very colourful and vibrant to me, so what do they look like to the deputy sheriff. I wonder if you can get glasses that mimic the effect to someone with red green issues?
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0 536. Judge-Jake commented 259 days ago on video Formula 3 crash

The most inappropriate time ever to say 'Women Drivers' so I won't say it. Dreadful crash OMD :(
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+1 537. Judge-Jake commented 259 days ago on video Best American news bloopers 2018

Well 63.7% of that was just ok, The only reason for watching though was at 00;49 and possibly 2;58 if you like camel toes :D
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0 538. Judge-Jake commented 260 days ago on video Thatching the Iron Age Roundhouse-Timelapse

I tiled over my thatched roof. 8-)
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0 539. Judge-Jake commented 260 days ago on video Sandstorm while cleaning

Drube...........
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+2 540. Judge-Jake commented 260 days ago on video Lion versus hyenas

My that was tense. I wonder what sound the hyenas would have to make before be were on their side in the fight. I'm thinking this one https://youtu.be/eIi_q4bNZMM
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+2 541. Judge-Jake commented 262 days ago on video A Coyote and a Bobcat Walk into a Bar...

This took place late on Christmas eve in 1914 later they played football for a while and exchanged gifts before resuming their fight Just after Christmas. O:):squirrel::squirrel:
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-1 542. Judge-Jake commented 262 days ago on video Accidents compilation

I have one thing to say

Page 14 steady at 207
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0 543. Judge-Jake commented 262 days ago on video The 1995 Hubble Photo That Changed Astronomy

There are more stars in the galaxies than there are grains of sand on all the deserts in the world, imagine that. So if you woke up this morning feeling insignificant, you were right you are. :D
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+4 544. Judge-Jake commented 262 days ago on video Accidents compilation

A compilation of one, wonderful....Admin could you tell me how many video's you have in your waiting list? Earlier in the year it was suggested that you needed people to upload as you had exhausted your stash? I've personally recently uploaded half a dozen all of which were more interesting than a compilation of one accident??
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0 545. Judge-Jake commented 263 days ago on video This kid has all the moves

#11#12 You'd both be better off just signing a song about it. :D

The sun is out
The sky is blue
There's not a cloud
To spoil the view
But it's raining
Raining In My Heart

The Weather Man
Says "Clear today"
He doesn't know
You've gone away
And it's raining
Raining In My Heart

Oh misery - oh misery
What's gonna become of me

I tell my blues
They mustn't show
But soon these tears
Are bound to flow
Cause it's raining
Raining In My Heart
Raining In My Heart

My bottom hurts
my tonsils too
what the feck
am I to do
cos it's raining
raining in my farts

I told the guy
who drives the cab
I saw a face like yours
it was in a lab
now it's raining
raining on my shirt

oh misery oh misery
whats gonna become of me he he

The police man said
I went too fast
I said feck you
now i'm in Elastoplast
and it's raining
raining on my cast

Nomaddaf has
a silly name
he thinks the dancing
is very lame
insults are raining
raining on the Twerp

oh misery oh misery
what's gonna become of me he he he

Austin wrote
a lot of shit
I fell asleep
through half of it
now it's raining
raining on my tarts

Kenuty put
his comment in
as usual
it was rather thin
and it's raining
whats it all about about?

This song has gone
on far too long
I've bored myself
and bit my tongue
Na itth waining
waining hin mi art

Oh misery oh misery
what's gonna become of Meeeeeeee

De de de de
de de de de
de de de de
de de de de
and it's waining
waining in my art r r art
I said it's waining
waining in my (spit) Heart....
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+10 546. Judge-Jake commented 263 days ago on video Raccoon attacks dog and woman

You can tell who beats up raccoons in that family. :D
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0 547. Judge-Jake commented 263 days ago on video This kid has all the moves

The sun is out
The sky is blue
There's not a cloud
To spoil the view
But it's raining
Raining In My Heart

The Weather Man
Says "Clear today"
He doesn't know
You've gone away
And it's raining
Raining In My Heart

Oh misery - oh misery
What's gonna become of me

I tell my blues
They mustn't show
But soon these tears
Are bound to flow
Cause it's raining
Raining In My Heart
Raining In My Heart

My bottom hurts
my tonsils too
what the feck
am I to do
cos it's raining
raining in my farts

I told the guy
who drives the cab
I saw a face like yours
it was in a lab
now it's raining
raining on my shirt

oh misery oh misery
whats gonna become of me he he

The police man said
I went too fast
I said feck you
now i'm in Elastoplast
and it's raining
raining on my cast

Nomaddaf has
a silly name
he thinks the dancing
is very lame
insults are raining
raining on the Twerp

oh misery oh misery
what's gonna become of me he he he

Austin wrote
a lot of shit
I fell asleep
through half of it
now it's raining
raining on my tarts

Kenuty put
his comment in
as usual
it was rather thin
and it's raining
whats it all about about?

This song has gone
on far too long
I've bored myself
and bit my tongue
Na itth waining
waining hin mi art

Oh misery oh misery
what's gonna become of Meeeeeeee

De de de de
de de de de
de de de de
de de de de
and it's waining
waining in my art r r art
I said it's waining
waining in my (spit) Heart....
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-2 548. Judge-Jake commented 264 days ago on video Ken Block Gymkhana 10 Climbkhana Pikes Peak Featuring the Hoonicorn V2

14 207....................
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0 549. Judge-Jake commented 264 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

Yeah Perchy maybe try typing lying down.
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+3 550. Judge-Jake commented 264 days ago on video Family Guy British Radio

#2 WHAT! The British news channels are the envy of the world, I think the sketch was pointing out that our news is too sophisticated for most people not educated in England, obviously I do not include Scotland or Wales in that observation. :D I bet The good old USA couldn't understand how me have TV stations in England that have absolutely no Adverts or 'words from our sponsors'.
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+2 551. Judge-Jake commented 264 days ago on video This kid has all the moves

Firstly the kid hasn't got all the moves, I counted them are there are seven missing.

Secondly #4 I watched your video's and I throw back your dull question about the stars on the previous video and say where did these dances get their moves from?
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+2 552. Judge-Jake commented 265 days ago on video Mom convincing daughter that raptor is not scary

Jurassic Fart.:D
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+6 553. Judge-Jake commented 266 days ago on video A guided tour of the big guns at the 2017 Big Sandy Shoot

Long enough I think. :D
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0 554. Judge-Jake commented 266 days ago on video A young Steve Irwin gets bitten by a snake on television

Didn't the snake then go on the enroll on Snotr and start disbelieving in evolution and talking a lot of nonsense about religion?
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+1 555. Judge-Jake commented 266 days ago on video 7 Strangest and Innovative New Engines

The voice grates a bit but interesting video. :(|)

Hurtling towards the 1000 with a 204 on page 13.
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0 556. Judge-Jake commented 266 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#204 Continuing with our lessons Merlin, That should read 'so I don't know HOW TO explain things in writing'. All you did there was to miss a couple of important words out, but you didn't put any wrong ones in, so we'll take that as an improvement. :D
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+1 557. Judge-Jake commented 266 days ago on video Strong wing landing

The cleaning team however where not impressed as every seat on the plane had to be dry-cleaned after being soaked in a bucket. :D
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0 558. Judge-Jake commented 266 days ago on video Pay for your sins the easy way

I could imagine that before religion dies out completely 'Please God soon' this app or one like it will be a reality. :D
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+3 559. Judge-Jake commented 266 days ago on video WINS OF THE MONTH - TOTAL WIN COMPILATION

A couple of Health and safely issues there but otherwise a very entertaining video. :D
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0 560. Judge-Jake commented 267 days ago on video Living bridges

#9 Yeah I'll give you one, Still going strong just 496 years left though.

We have a mega liar on Snotr Suxi :D
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0 561. Judge-Jake commented 268 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

Yes the JJ in the mirror is the fishhook, I get it now (I think) it was a little bit what we English call Ambiguous, vague, open to a variety of interpretations.
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0 562. Judge-Jake commented 268 days ago on video Croatian firefighters during World Cup 2018

Really !!..........................

Still on Page 12 but only just. We've cracked the 201 barrier and are now slowly but surely on our way the 1000 target all contributions welcome, especially when we have a quite video time at the new end. JJ
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+1 563. Judge-Jake commented 268 days ago on video Eruption of Mount Popocatepetl, Mexico 's International Airport Closed

This video didn't get the comments it deserved. :)
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0 564. Judge-Jake commented 268 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

Hello Tench. If it's two clown fish on a hook and another hook then it worked perfectly. I'd send you my piece of modern art but not sure how to do that. :(|)
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+1 565. Judge-Jake commented 268 days ago on video Is there a Purpose to Living? - Alan Watts

#2 https://youtu.be/6D7rWLzloOI There you go....
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+1 566. Judge-Jake commented 268 days ago on video Domino effect in the warehouse

My observation for what it's worth is that those shelves were not fit for purpose. There is no way that was supposed to happen with such a small nudge. If there wasn't already, there needs to be serious regulations in place to limit the collapse to one small section in the event of a actual full on collision not just a nudge like this. I bet the insurance company were very reluctant to pay out after watching this footage.
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0 567. Judge-Jake commented 269 days ago on video Grizzly Bear rolling down a hill

Perhaps he was killing fleas or spreading his scent or maybe he was just pissed. :D
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+1 568. Judge-Jake commented 269 days ago on video Hull Oakes Lumber Co

Admin to take the pressure off this video and it's problems, while don't you upload another one, I uploaded a couple last week which were really interesting have a look at my uploads....:)
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0 569. Judge-Jake commented 270 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#198 Hello Pike No I can't see your masterpiece, are you sure it is something that you can send within the link. I've just produced a piece of modern art which I can now see each time I open your link I don't suppose you can see that can you?
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+1 570. Judge-Jake commented 270 days ago on video Hull Oakes Lumber Co

I had a problem with it earlier but it seems fine now. :)
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+4 571. Judge-Jake commented 270 days ago on video Hull Oakes Lumber Co

Well I have to say that was one of the most interesting video's I've ever seen seen on Snotr. The ingenuity of all that machinery is just mind blowing, how do you sit down and design all that and make it work, just incredible. I wonder how often parts of it go wrong, often I would think, I bet they have a massive team of maintenance guys just keeping the whole thing oiled and moving along.
The guy in the little tug has a great job so so much the guy with the pencil near the end. I wonder if this is well payed employment or are they minimum wage.
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0 572. Judge-Jake commented 271 days ago on video Speed Kills

I think the rabbit was doing pretty good, you know until, you know...it wasn't. :S
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0 573. Judge-Jake commented 271 days ago on video At the Hospital | Funny Clip | Mr. Bean Official

Classic stuff. ..........
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-1 574. Judge-Jake commented 271 days ago on video Beautiful green hummingbird filmed in slow motion

He or she must really piss the bees off. :D

Still on page 11 and up to 197 which is nearly 20% of our target figure to beat the feck out of all comment numbers previously on Snotr and to pizz Suxi off.
Very cold here today and a chance of acid rain in the mountains apparently so I'll be keeping below sea level today. New top secret invention well on the way, twelve parts arrived in the post for it yesterday expecting fifty three to arrive this afternoon, including eight pumps and ten servo electric motors with violators. Masseur booked for 1:30pm, Tony is dropping her off at the Jetty, so better go and check that the lights are working. JJ
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0 575. Judge-Jake commented 271 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#196 No not getting a lot of that Fish dish. If you are going to come up with a nick name, it needs to be cumulative and related to my initial name Fishshop you can't simply use a name that would be used for yourself such as Fishhook, which I was getting around to Fish and Chips.

I'm intrigued Jack Dempsey (it's a fish) what you mean by 'if you would only know how to write 2nd JJ in mirror' ??
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+1 576. Judge-Jake commented 272 days ago on video Hockey puck hits Breaks Camera

You would have though the camera would have closed it's eye. :D
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0 577. Judge-Jake commented 272 days ago on video How To Make a Mini Electric Car from Lighters

How to make an electric car partly out of lighters. :D

We are one page 11 now and steady as you go at 195. It's a little grey here, but not raining yet. expecting a downpour later, have you thought about tonights meal yet? Maybe something with rice? Good day to give up those coffin nails, come on come on you can do it. And red meat not good you in large quantities you know, try some Quorn it's great. You gonna get to the cinema this week, maybe ask that cute girl from accounts, ok she might say no, but then she might say yes. Now what was that thing that you were meant to do to do today?? Yes nearly forgot didn't you, lucky I reminded you. isn't it someones birthday soon, yeah check your diary you numpty imagine forgetting that one.
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0 578. Judge-Jake commented 272 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#194 You can tell me Thunders I'm a Doctor?
I once got on a bus, went upstairs and sat opposite this beautiful blond Chinese girl, I said hello, she said hello, I said isn't it an amazing day?, she said yes it is I guess, I said what do you mean you guess?, she said well things haven't been going too well for me just lately. I said like what? she said I can't tell you I don't even know you. I said yes but sometimes it can help to tell your problems to an absolute total stranger on a bus. She said well I've I've just come from my Doctor and he said he's unable to help me. I said whats the problem? She paused and said..... I'm a nymphomaniac and I only get turned on by Jewish Cowboys.... she said by the way my name's Diane....... I said hello Diane I'm Bucky Goldstein. :D
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0 579. Judge-Jake commented 273 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#192 Really glad it helped you Thunders, let me know if anything else is troubling you. :D:D:D:D:D
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0 580. Judge-Jake commented 273 days ago on video Spearfishing Big Fish Steals The Catch

Imagine when he does that nursery song now "One two three four five, once I caught a fish alive, six seven, ate the rest of my fingers the bastard. :D
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0 581. Judge-Jake commented 273 days ago on video Old Man Strength At Muscle Beach

Come on ADMIN I uploaded a couple of really good video's the other day that should be on here "The psychopath one for starters"

Still page 10 steady at 191 looking for comments about what life might be like in 1000 years time. I've already suggested that anti dandruff shampoos will have become ineffective like antibiotics and that we will be knee deep in the stuff.

As it's winter time in the UK and lots of people you see in the streets are sneezing, coughing and blowing their noses, I have come up with a brilliant service that I think is going to make me and YOU lots of money, if you are prepared to follow my lead.

It doesn't matter if you are the gregarious type, fun loving or the miserable type like Suxi this will work for anyone OK!!... I've recently been in touch with Kleenex and have persuaded them to make me a very large version of their product in a scaled up version of their original box, it's literally five times bigger than usual.

What I am going to do is stand outside supermarkets and on street corners, anywhere where there are a lot of passing potential customers with winter colds and I'm going to say "BIG TISSUE ANYBODY, BIG TISSUE".
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0 582. Judge-Jake commented 273 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#190 Absolutely Fishmonger except its "Tells his Father he can STICK his old ways"

In English STUCK UP can mean A BIT POSH or A BIT SNOOTY

or it can describe the after effect of being covered in GLUE or Smegma.

It could at a stretch also describe the after effect of a robbery using a gun as in "I was stuck up"

or someone who used to be posh and snooty as in "Yes I admit I was stuck up, but now I'm not"

Incidentally revolting can be used the way you have used it, which is fine

or it could be a way of describing an awful meal as in "The meal was revolting"

or a bad smell or person as in "The smell was revolting as was the guy who passed it.

So endeth todays lesson

JJ
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0 583. Judge-Jake commented 274 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#188 No Fishface it doesn't work like that. You need another word and that is SEEN I'll give you some examples:-

Yesterday I SAW a table (you are telling me that you saw a table yesterday)

Have you SEEN the table? (you are asking me if I have seen the table)

I would like to SEE the table (I am telling you that I have not seen the table and would like to see it)
or
I would like to SEE the table that you SAW yesterday. (I am telling you that I would like to see the table that you saw yesterday)

My friend told me that he has SEEN the table that you SAW yesterday and said I should SEE it also. (my friend is recommending that I go and see the table that you saw yesterday)

English is a bitch there are so many peculiarities to it. Words that sound exactly the same but mean completely different things and are spelt differently. Add to that the America spellings of some English words and you can get easily lost. For example someone recently told me I was wrong writing Spelt. They said it should be spelled. But Spelt is a perfectly correct English word for how you spell a word.

Words like 'TO' for example there are three versions:-

1) To as in I went To the shops.
2) Two as in I bought TWO apples
3) Too as in I would like to go there TOO

There as in There you go again
Their as in I gave apples to my neighbours and THEIR children, THERE were three of them

Neighbour in America is spelt Neighbor

JJ
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0 584. Judge-Jake commented 274 days ago on video Old Man Strength At Muscle Beach

That showed um....................

Still page 10 and steady on 187
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0 585. Judge-Jake commented 274 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#184 Just to help you along with the old English Fishy. We say 'I still didn't SEE the whole thing'. not SAW ok? Saw is see in the past as in 'I Saw him walk by yesterday' I'll see you later' got it ok. :)
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+1 586. Judge-Jake commented 274 days ago on video NASA trailer: We Are NASA

Wow I bet that ad cost more than the first moon mission. Exciting stuff though, lets have people on the moon full time and get moving. Take some soil and get a few trees growing, it's a bit bland at the moment. Get a couple of rivers flowing, a couple of skyscrapers, some giraffes and some wild horses oh and monkeys, def need monkeys and suxi on a long tether fixed to a poll. :D
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+3 587. Judge-Jake commented 275 days ago on video Meanwhile in Russia (2018 version)

Not every one of those made sense. :D
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+2 588. Judge-Jake commented 275 days ago on video Bridge collapses in Russia

What was the lorry carrying liquid lead?
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-1 589. Judge-Jake commented 275 days ago on video Political Correctness is a More Dangerous Form of Totalitarianism

#9 Suxi what you are is basically a GRASS, teachers pet..." OOu Geekster let me tell you what the bad children are doing, trying to set a record, look this is the video, look I've told them that there is a video with 600 comments on, arn't they childish geekster, not like me I'm great and a good boy"

It's amazing that you make comments about Jakey childishly trying to set records when YOU the last time you darkened this site, spent several weeks uploading almost the entire contents on one site you had found to SNOTR, most of which were crap. Hence the reason you have a number 67 at the end of your name.

I'm guessing you spent your entire childhood getting beaten up at school for being such a creep, you may still be there, who knows. I know Snotr numbers are down but quite frankly one less wouldn't bother me at all.

STILL PAGE 10.
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+2 590. Judge-Jake commented 276 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#182 Old Fishface. I have to say that video you attached to your comment #180 is really interesting, very long but fascinating. :)
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-3 591. Judge-Jake commented 277 days ago on video Political Correctness is a More Dangerous Form of Totalitarianism

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!:x

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+1 592. Judge-Jake commented 277 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#180 Old Halibut, I did mention many weeks ago that the page numbers were there for two reasons 1) To direct those interested to a page of wonder and awe and 2) To annoy you, so it's all been worthwhile thus far.

It was never the intention to tame the snake just to let reason prevail and saprophytically obtain agreements that were juxtaglomerular to a new order.
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0 593. Judge-Jake commented 278 days ago on video One hell of a way to go to school...

You wouldn't believe it unless you saw it would you?
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-2 594. Judge-Jake commented 278 days ago on video Political Correctness is a More Dangerous Form of Totalitarianism

#3 I'm sure what you are saying makes sense to you but you lost me at #2. Gulag that's a kind of soup isn't it? Something about painting Jesus was it? Oh look yeah fine it's all good well done.

I think the guy needed a tissue or handcuffs or something.

Looks like the comment number counter has packed in ADMIN? On the outside it looks like no one is interested lol:D


Page 10 now at least the page numbers are working
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0 595. Judge-Jake commented 279 days ago on video Bird tries to save his friend after he hits a window

I don't think that was the birds partner, I think it was the local quack. :'(
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+3 596. Judge-Jake commented 279 days ago on video Snack Attack

Wonderful I really enjoyed that especially the gypsy jazz. <3
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+2 597. Judge-Jake commented 279 days ago on video Starfish Walking on the Beach

I wonder how it got its name?...... "Gordon... how did you get your name? :D
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+4 598. Judge-Jake commented 279 days ago on video Schwarzenegger Japanese Energy Drink Ad

Well at least he didn't humiliate himself in any way at all. :D
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+2 599. Judge-Jake commented 279 days ago on video A baby looking like the Sun Baby from the Teletubbies

That is one scary sun-child :D
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-1 600. Judge-Jake commented 279 days ago on video Honda Point disaster...Naval history

#3 Different time Suxi, different times. But thanks for pointing out a new target, 271 it is. By the way seeing as you have been gone for a while, which sites have you been boring to death and have presumably been thrown off during you absence?
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+2 601. Judge-Jake commented 280 days ago on video Honda Point disaster...Naval history

Well I had never heard of this disaster, I guess not being American. Terrible thing to happen and very interesting to watch. Has there not been a film made of this?

Page 9 Now and heading for the 200
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+1 602. Judge-Jake commented 280 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

Very kind of what? Stupid? Ugly? Short? Tall? Fat? Thin? Rich? Poor? :D<3
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0 603. Judge-Jake commented 280 days ago on video Elephant Knocks Down Tourist

He may have only got hit the once or twice if you include to slo mo but on my computer he got hit over and over and over and over, think I'm gonna use that as a ringtone for my phone....... thud oou thud oou thud oou thud oou.
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+1 604. Judge-Jake commented 280 days ago on video This is What Would Happen If a Nuclear Bomb Was Detonated in The Marianas Trench

#4 Presumably you are speaking as an Aardvark are you?
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0 605. Judge-Jake commented 281 days ago on video This is What Would Happen If a Nuclear Bomb Was Detonated in The Marianas Trench

I preferred the first video it was more devastating. O:)
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-1 606. Judge-Jake commented 281 days ago on video Florida Highway Patrol Pursuit Hits 142 MPH, Then Cruiser Catches Fire

Still page 8

STILL PAGE 8
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0 607. Judge-Jake commented 281 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

There is a lot of strength in an island. <3
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+2 608. Judge-Jake commented 282 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#173 Yep it looks like old President Trump doesn't want it getting out that Trump actually mean FART.

#172 Not one of my jokes at all, it's very common in the UK. If you are in a lift. (elevator to you) and there is an awful smell, you would immediately think Who has Trumped? If you are in there with your Brother you would probably say "You've Trumped haven't you".

To be fair it's a little like a swear word for children like "You Smelly" before you are allowed to say "You Fecker" or "You Fecker" before you are allowed to say "You Fecking Cu4t Cu4T". So you might say have you Trumped to your Child when he is five, but when he's Fifteen you would say have you farted. I should add that the true Englishman never farts. Chav's, Welsh and Scottish people, fart because they are lower class citizens and haven't been brought up correctly, they also use other terms for farting one of the worst and most explicit is "Have you dropped your Guts" Which we upper class English people consider crass, uncouth and thunk.
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-1 609. Judge-Jake commented 283 days ago on video Japan develops a new method of demolishing buildings-by shrinking it

I've just been informed that in America, Americans are not aware that TRUMP means FART in English. This needs remedying immediately and therefore I ask any Americans's reading this post to tell as many other Americans as soon as possible, this needs to be on the news, in newspapers on Facebook, Twitter everywhere.

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-2 610. Judge-Jake commented 283 days ago on video If you detonated a nuclear bomb in the Marianas Trench (not a good idea by the way)

I've just been informed that in America, Americans are not aware that TRUMP means FART in English. This needs remedying immediately and therefore I ask any Americans's reading this post to tell as many other Americans as soon as possible, this needs to be on the news, in newspapers on Facebook, Twitter everywhere.

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-4 611. Judge-Jake commented 283 days ago on video Florida Highway Patrol Pursuit Hits 142 MPH, Then Cruiser Catches Fire

I've just been informed that in America, Americans are not aware that TRUMP means FART in English. This needs remedying immediately and therefore I ask any Americans's reading this post to tell as many other Americans as soon as possible, this needs to be on the news, in newspapers on Facebook, Twitter everywhere.

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-3 612. Judge-Jake commented 283 days ago on video Lower Hatea River Crossing - Te Matau ? Pohe, Whangarei, New Zealand

I've just been informed that in America, Americans are not aware that TRUMP means FART in English. This needs remedying immediately and therefore I ask any Americans's reading this post to tell as many other Americans as soon as possible, this needs to be on the news, in newspapers on Facebook, Twitter everywhere.

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0 613. Judge-Jake commented 283 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#170 Promise me that at every opportunity for the rest of your life you will tell as many people as possible that Trump means Fart in England. :D
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0 614. Judge-Jake commented 283 days ago on video “Parkour Atlas” (Or you can try to run human but I will catch you)

#3 Yes we can and I'm pretty sure we've had this discussion before. :S
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0 615. Judge-Jake commented 284 days ago on video “Parkour Atlas” (Or you can try to run human but I will catch you)

I'm sure this was on Snotr recently, I think all these videos from Boston Dynamics are just CGI. they are probably still at the Dalek stage in reality. :D

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0 616. Judge-Jake commented 284 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#167 Knob.

#166 Thunders can I ask you, in America do people understand that in the UK Trump means Fart? Is it ever used in the States?
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0 617. Judge-Jake commented 284 days ago on video How to defeat Hypersonic-Missile?

I think money should spent developing invisible dome'ed force field protection over our Country like putting up the shields in Star Trek. That would be the scientific equivalent to putting your hand up above your nose to stop someone poking you in both eyes, with two fingers of one hand. :D
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+2 618. Judge-Jake commented 285 days ago on video We've been robbed!

Bitch Cassidy and the Sundance Dog. :D

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Still page 7 PHEW!!
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-1 619. Judge-Jake commented 285 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#163, Knob.
#164 I definitely think you will be wrong.

In a 1000 years time, personal fans will follow you around automatically keeping you cool where ever you go, they will be nuclear powered as electricity will be just for poor people. The fans will hover above your head when not needed and will also provide rain protection in the event that you get caught in a shower, at which point you will be shrouded in a protective air umbrella.

In a 1000 years time, it will be a criminal offence to shelter under someone else's fan in a rain shower unless invited to do so.

In a 1000 years time, the word Trump will be standardised throughout the world to the English meaning which is the same as Fart, or to pass wind from your Bottom. It won't matter which language you speak when you come to the word in your language to Fart you will say Trump. Examples may be.. "I've Trumped",
"Has someone Trumped",
"Phew who has Trumped",
"Open the window someone has Trumped bad",
"There is a Trumper in this room and I'm going to find out who it is"
"It's you isn't it, you've Trumped"
"My God that was an enormous Trump, who did it?"
"I've just done a silent but deadly Trump, wait till they notice"
"Can you die of breathing in a bad Trump"
"Watch this I'm going to ignite my Trump"
"I'm going to squeeze her that tight that she will Trump"
"Are Trumps wet?" no "oh feck I've shat myself by following through"
"Never hold back a Trump, it will eventually get you at a bad moment"
" Is it cool to Trump on a first date"
"I'm giving everyone advanced warning, get out now, I'm going to Trump"
"There was once a president called Trump? Get outa here"
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+1 620. Judge-Jake commented 287 days ago on video Leicester City helicopter crash

It seemed to climb unnecessarily high before the crash. Very tragic, there is also a video somewhere of a sports commentator being heard off camera to say that one of the passengers was the lover of Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha who also died. How true that is I don't know.
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+1 621. Judge-Jake commented 288 days ago on video Proof of the Devil 's underground headquarters

I feel the earth move under my feet, I feel the sky tumbling down, tumbling down. :P

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+1 622. Judge-Jake commented 288 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

I think in 1000 years time anti dandruff shampoos will have become ineffective like antibiotics and we will be knee deep in the stuff. 8-)
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0 623. Judge-Jake commented 288 days ago on video Gravity

I wonder if it was an important piece. :squirrel:
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+2 624. Judge-Jake commented 289 days ago on video Slinky Treadmill Stayin' Alive

Someone has far far far too much time on their hands...and proof if you needed it that 'The Devil makes work for idle hands' :D:D:D
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+2 625. Judge-Jake commented 289 days ago on video Pizza Squirrel

Or a four legged, bushy tailed corrupt Deliveroo guy up a tree.....actually just put my glasses on, it is a squirrel, facing the right way too, not like the Snotr one, told you they always turn to the right :D. :squirrel::squirrel::squirrel:.
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+4 626. Judge-Jake commented 289 days ago on video Hear the Otherworldly Sounds of Skating on Thin Ice | National Geographic

I guess it's the ice equivalent of walking on hot coals, as long as you keep going you are reasonably safe even on the think bits. 8-)

Now on page 6 with possible new thread.
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+1 627. Judge-Jake commented 289 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#156 well maybe then just a little
#157 I think its got a lot to do with the fact that about a week ago the penny finally dropped and 2001 cobra finally hung up his bible and became an atheist. Now he's got nothing to say ;)

I think to keep this thread going we might need to change direction and start a new topic altogether...I'm thinking
What kind of world this will be in 1000 years time.
What will everyday life be like
How will we live..well obviously not WE as we'll have been dead for at least 950 years. O:)
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+1 628. Judge-Jake commented 289 days ago on video Cow loves to play fetch

George Beast....:D
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+2 629. Judge-Jake commented 289 days ago on video A different way to heaven

Just another example of a prehistoric religion based on decades of bulshite that allows men to dominates women. Those stupid men smiling as they were doing their speeches at the beginning makes my blood boil, uneducated, ignorant, sad people, individually committing crimes against humanity. :(
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0 630. Judge-Jake commented 290 days ago on video A different way to heaven

Well I watched the first five minutes and I think I got the gist and then got bored if I'm honest.
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0 631. Judge-Jake commented 291 days ago on video Passing Out on Live TV Supercut

I remember that 70's inspired faint lol. :D
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+3 632. Judge-Jake commented 291 days ago on video Nothing else matters

I don't want to be negative about children singing, but I've heard better and lets face it it only takes a few flat notes to spoil a choir. I'm just not sure it's exactly what I would expect to find on Snotr. I didn't mark them down though. :)

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+1 633. Judge-Jake commented 291 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#154 I don't........................................................
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0 634. Judge-Jake commented 292 days ago on video Parkour Atlas

Amazing especially when you remember that their first video was a Tamagotchi. :D

Still page 5 by the way.
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+1 635. Judge-Jake commented 292 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#151 How much do you need, we have lots, it's indisputable to anyone with a brain. :)
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+3 636. Judge-Jake commented 293 days ago on video Japan self pouring beer

If a barman gave me that I'd be asking for a top up.:P By the way page 5 of 5

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+1 637. Judge-Jake commented 293 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#148 I'll go get some butter. :P
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+1 638. Judge-Jake commented 294 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#145 I was actually referring to 2001Cobra's generations rather than the planet. I do agree with you, things aren't looking great at the moment, but if you look back through history life has been up and down always and always will be until some idiot like Trump gets to press the button. Just imagine someone like him or some psychopath in the middle East believing that the next world is the place to be and that will be that. Mad Max's everywhere.
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0 639. Judge-Jake commented 294 days ago on video World's Biggest Lego Tower

#7 Not if you built it tip first. :D
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+1 640. Judge-Jake commented 294 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

Absolutely I think we could be looking at 200 comments if we are not careful. I don't know if most people are looking at snotr on their laptops or mobiles but based on five video's per page I'm going to start putting the page number on each day so it's easy for people to get back here. currently it's page five!

It does look like 2001 Cobra has left the discussion though. Maybe he'll be back some day with a more sensible take on life, somehow I really really doubt it. I think it's going to take at least a couple more generations before that happens. Maybe his children or his children's children. At least he claims to have an inquiring mind, very blinkered admittedly but just like evolution the blinkers will become smaller and smaller as the generations pass until they disappear altogether and the light will be blinding. <3
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0 641. Judge-Jake commented 295 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#141 Good move in the right direction. :)
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0 642. Judge-Jake commented 295 days ago on video Meet the new missus, guys!

The Gorilla is certainly bowling above his average :D
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+3 643. Judge-Jake commented 295 days ago on video 7 Amazing Science Toys/Gadgets!

I think it's a great idea putting those toys on Snotr, as that is exactly how long I would be amused by them and now don't need to buy them.:D
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+1 644. Judge-Jake commented 296 days ago on video Crazy tic tac bounce!?

So why do white Tic Tacs bounce higher than orange one's hey work that one out...8-)
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+1 645. Judge-Jake commented 296 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#134 "Sorry to foil you again but I don't not believe in just anything. I don't believe in evolution, so there..Lol. But seriously I've made it a quest so to say in my life to not believe in just anything, for many reasons. But with the bible, not religion, I give my full faith in".

You don't believe in just anything including evolution even though there is overwhelming scientific proof of it.
But with the bible you give your full faith to it, even though there is no proof except for the proof that the entire story has been plagiarised.

#137 "So why trust the bible over other written spiritual writings by some you mention here? Proof of scientific statements mentioned in the Bible maybe?
So just a couple scriptures that touch on the scientific level first. Let me ask this..... How would the writers of these scriptures have know these now known facts if it were not for God's input?"

Once again you fall into the BSP, Big Stupid Pit that all christian's spend their entire lives either falling or peering into..If you can't come up with a better solution then GOD DID IT. Can you not see how ignorant your comments are, all the points you mentioned? Homo sapiens have been around for over 300,000 years, 240,000 years longer than you think the earth has been here. Homo Sapiens migrated over all the world over 50,000 years ago. Thats 48,000 years before your bible came along and made people crazy. Populations separated and developed different cultures all over the globe and all the nonsense that you claim GOD told a few illiterate people 2000 years ago had been discovered 10.000 or more years earlier in places like China and India. These people traveled along with their knowledge and would of course have passed on all they had learnt to those capable of understanding it. It's looking obvious to me that the people in the area where your bible was written probably were too stupid to receive this information and someone thought this would be a great time to start a religion. If all you can do is quote scripture after scripture to make your point, you have no point to make.

"If one believes like I do that god is real, then what better source is there then what he offers to let us know? And so far he has not failed me once."

You say that God has not failed you once, yet I have already explained to you that what you took as God answering your prayer was nothing more than a chance recovery that happens to people each and every day. It happens to atheists, agnostics, devil worshipers, just as much as it happens to Muslims and Christians. It's bullshit and another example of you not understanding medical science so GOD DID IT...AGAIN! And then you have the cheek to tell us that God would let a five year old girl die of leukemia ONLY because her parents didn't pray properly!!!!! and then you say this:-

"I feel I've slipped up a couple times and sorry for doing that. I do understand that these can raise the hair on the back of necks at times and it does it to me too"

That's the only sensible comment you have made thus far.
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+1 646. Judge-Jake commented 296 days ago on video Fake dead sea scrolls

#28 Nah Nay Dilly Dilly Von Austin, thou protest far too heavily. I know as well as you know that you were never left out of the threesome and that you continued your relationship with the Python firstly in PM mode and then following an exchange of mobile numbers and email went off into the cyber sexy world that I and many other right thinking members of the snotr community would not dare to venture (even if we were slightly curious, not me just some of the others, Comentator perhaps) So don't try the old wool over the sheeps bottom pulling process, you are as guilty as sinski. I'm sure it will only be a matter of time before the pair of you are applying for tax reductions under a civil partnership. As said I'm not bitter, my heart was never init init I was merely spying for the hetro's gather information and Dilly Dilly have I got a book to write. :DO:)8-)>:)

#27 Always the important stuff Thunders Dilly Dilly. <3
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+1 647. Judge-Jake commented 297 days ago on video Like a glove

It's kinda sad in't it, the poor ship had no idea that this was it's final journey, it's like taking a beloved pet to be put down. I wonder if there is one particular part that the scrappers go for first? Like the safe for example.
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+1 648. Judge-Jake commented 297 days ago on video Fake dead sea scrolls

#26 I'll deal with you in a moment, but first the important stuff!:S

#24 Thunders everyone knows that squirrels always face to the right, just take a look next time you go out.<3

#26 Ok back to you Austin. Firstly as I mentioned yesterday I was very short of time, so much so that I didn't even have time to put the e at the end of the word Honor to please you Americans, Honor is the correct spelling in English. Sadly the US of A bastardise our language and in my opinion shouldn't be allowed to use it at all. You also put Z where there should be an S but that's another matter.O:)

Trust you to read the bible again this morning and count the time 'honor' was used and in how many verses, you really need to get out more and check the orientation of squirrels.:squirrel:

I would like to dispute and distance myself entirely from your provocative scandalous and virtually libelous comments about me having a non sexual gender symmetric on-line dyadic discourse relationship with Snaky. On the contrary the threesome which Snaky and I have shared with yourself has been very sexual indeed and I am absolutely certain that you will have gained more than your fair third share of sexual gratification from the sticky process. Having now in my opinion failed to dissuade the Snake from his holy course, I am prepared to step back into my heterosexual life which if I'm honest was far more pleasurable both on the eye, intellect and several general body parts and leave you to roger over and out each other to your hearts content. Obviously now you are counting words in your shared bible, foreplay if you will, time will pass very slowly to your inevitable journey up the pearly escalator to meet your maker together hand in hand skipping along, providing you are not greeted by a member of the Westboro Baptist church of course as they don't like all that kind of stuff and in religion who knows who is right and who is not.>:)>:)>:)>:)>:)
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+1 649. Judge-Jake commented 297 days ago on video How to Scramble Eggs Inside Their Shell

Scrambling eggs inside the shell...have we really come down to this...oh I may turn to God. O:)
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+1 650. Judge-Jake commented 298 days ago on video Fake dead sea scrolls

#23 haven't got time to defend my own honor at the moment, watch this space though...or the next space. :D
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+1 651. Judge-Jake commented 298 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#131 I know English isn't your first language and someone has given you a +1 so this might be me. But I have read your comment a few times and I think this is what you are trying to say..:-

"Although I don't believe in religion, I have a son and the school that he attends has religious studies in the middle of the day. If my son didn't attend the studies he would have to sit on his own on a bench for 45 minutes twice a week. Also by not going to the lessons he would be bullied by the other children and told that he would be going to hell, kids can be utter and complete bastards, especially the brainwashed ones.

So we decided he should attend the classes at least for the first year, to save his soul, because if we tell children to believe in Santa who doesn't exist we might as well tell them about Jesus, who might have existed as a person, but certainly wasn't anything special".

Am I close?
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0 652. Judge-Jake commented 299 days ago on video squirrel escapes from being dinner

I don't think this video shows so much a squirrel escaping, I think it actually shows a male squirrel leaving his wife to be eaten by the buzzard. :squirrel:
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0 653. Judge-Jake commented 299 days ago on video Fake dead sea scrolls

Look I introduced the parsnip quote to Snotr so a Parsnip it should be, sadly it won't be buttered, I don't think there is anyone in Admin capable of producing a parsnip emoji though (reverse psychology there). It really is about time we had a new Emoji too it seems like a lifetime ago when the Squirrel arrived (facing the wrong way by the way).

#5 Good luck with your God bothering persuasions Austin, of course you are making the dangerous assumption that god isn't an avid reader of Snotr comments! Of course he will be and now you have laid out your intentions I recon you are in deep shite mate One thing god hates more than an atheist it's a manipulating atheist. :D
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+1 654. Judge-Jake commented 299 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#129 Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow.

" In the same token, as we nonbelievers are not really trying to save them from a life in a made up dream they are living with prospects of entering the golden gates of heavens."

Speak for yourself Thunders,

This is my take on the whole subject of not just religion but also evolution. If one of my Children and lets say one of yours was indoctrinated into a cult like for example Waco or Scientology and were fed information that was contrary to what you know is the truth, to the extent that they embarrass not only themselves but potentially yours and my Grandchildren. Would you not do everything in your powers to at least try and get through to them and give them information to allow them to escape.

Religion all religions are just large cults where people are fed information that is largely untrue, then encourage them into groups where this is magnified. This affects their followers take on evolution, science, geology and in some tragic cases medicine. Christianity has been doing this for over 2000 years and will continue to do so for another 2000 if people don't start questioning it.

If after being given all the facts and lets not forget a lot of the information never gets to these people because they don't seek it out and don't mix with people who might have a different opinion, but if after given them all the facts, they choose to stay dedicated to their religion then that is their choice. But just like you will get Christians who say I found god one day after speaking to another Christian, there are many who find truth and reality by speaking to an atheist or antitheist, someone knowledgeable not only in their religion but also in the nonsense said by it.

Speak to any atheist who previously believed in God and they won't talk of what they have lost, they will talk of what they have found and the freedom of opening their eyes. Cobra 2001 doesn't have to go to church and neither does he have to read any comments on snotr, we all have that freedom. <3
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+1 655. Judge-Jake commented 300 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#127:(|)::(|):(|)::(|):(|)::(|):(|)::(|):(|)::(|):(|)::(|):(|)::(|):(|)::(|):(|)::(|):(|)::(|):(|)::(|):(|)::(|)8-)
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0 656. Judge-Jake commented 300 days ago on video Animated Wall Clock

#6 Yeah Don't get me anything biblical, even if it's fake. ;)
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+1 657. Judge-Jake commented 300 days ago on video Fake dead sea scrolls

#!#2 What? O:)

I deal in facts guys, just facts that all there is to it. Just facts. :(|)

#2 Austin you are such a creep, there is no back door to heaven you know. Just knowing a Christian when you are an Atheist won't work. Long words doth butter no parsnips. :D:D:D
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+2 658. Judge-Jake commented 300 days ago on video Stealth Bomber in action

Wow this has to be a record I only submitted this about half an hour ago. I'm very impressed Admin. :D
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+2 659. Judge-Jake commented 300 days ago on video Tallest Sunflower - Guinness World Records - YouTube

I would have thought when setting records for Sunflowers it would be the size of the flower rather than the height of the stalk. :D
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+1 660. Judge-Jake commented 300 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#123 Cobra 2001 is a nice and respectful christian on paper but think about this, If you are a Christian talking to an Atheist or Antitheist you are thinking in your head that this person you are talking to is going to Hell Forever, you would expect a sense of desperation in their language, likewise if they have friends and family who are not christian you would expect them to be banging on their doors day and night trying to save them from an eternity of fire and damnation.

But no, what you get instead is a quiet group of fifty to a hundred people gathering together in a church every Sunday, saying their prayers, singing their hymns, doing their readings, usually followed by a friendly coffee and a biscuit, then home to a nice Sunday lunch, sometimes sharing the meal with some of the people that they think are going to spend their future having one layer of skin burned off after another. It's almost, almost teetering on the very edge of Hypocrisy.
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+1 661. Judge-Jake commented 300 days ago on video Animated Wall Clock

#4 It has been an awful long time, especially considering all the one's I've sent you. Look get me the clock it's fine, I'll put it high up so you can't see the plastic parts, maybe on the chimney stack, do you think it's weather proof? :D
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+1 662. Judge-Jake commented 300 days ago on video Chameleon Changing Color

#5 This is awful did they eventually find it? I know they have a tendency to squeeze into small spaces, did they check under the cupboards and any open drawers, please let us know that it's ok. 8-)
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+1 663. Judge-Jake commented 301 days ago on video Animated Wall Clock

On closer inspection it looks very tacky and plasticy and at $450 I think a VR system would be money better spent. :D
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+1 664. Judge-Jake commented 301 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#120 You are talking to yourself again, you know just like when you pray out loud. I'm #119.

I don't believe in anything save what I see.

So you have no opinion on the fact that the whole story from the birth and death of your savior Jesus Christ was written almost word for word in a land just over 400 miles away, 1200 years before Jesus ever lived. And the same story again was written 600 years before Christ this time for the Persian God Mithra? Coincidence, what do you think? Yes No?
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+6 665. Judge-Jake commented 301 days ago on video Chameleon Changing Color

Amazing creatures, my only concern is that you can also create that colour change on lot's of video camera's, I am very aware though that Chameleon's do change colour.

Imagine being inside it's head, two eyes looking at two different objects in any direction, I'm amazed he doesn't get dizzy and fall off the branch. Just imagine you are sitting there looking at your phone or laptop and suddenly with your left eye you can see something behind you while at the same time your right eye can see the ceiling, how do you process that? 8-)
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+1 666. Judge-Jake commented 301 days ago on video How fast is a gigabit Internet connection?

#15 I'm glad you at least got the first, third and forth paragraph, the second really does take some thinking about I realise that. Maybe explain it to a few people at work, I'm sure some of the guys will already know about it and might be able to explain it better than me. I'm by no means an expert.

Have a good Monday too <3
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+1 667. Judge-Jake commented 301 days ago on video Taiga TS2 Electric Snowmobile - Electrek's Test ride

Why is it when I expect nothing to happen in a video I'm usually right. :D
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+5 668. Judge-Jake commented 301 days ago on video The Glass Frog: Ultimate Ninja Dad | Animal 24

Kung Fu Froggie. :D
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+2 669. Judge-Jake commented 301 days ago on video Animated Wall Clock

I know what I want for Christmas. :D Where did you find this Thunders, can you buy them, money is no object? <3
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+1 670. Judge-Jake commented 301 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#118 You know Cobra, there is delusional and then there is you. I've spoken to many Christians in my time but you take the biscuit you really do.

"many who pray to God will never be heard because, they are not praying for the right things or worshiping him in an unacceptable ways or just living a disapproved life.

So what you are saying is that the parents of the little girl who dies of Leukemia are not praying for the right things or worshiping in an unacceptable way or living in a disapproved way? Is that what you would tell them to their face? My wife on the other hand was saved along with her fatty liver because I prayed for the right thing worshiped in an acceptable way and lived in an approved way? would you say that too? Do you know I actually think you would.

So in a nutshell you are happy worshiping a god that would let a little five year old girl die because one or more of her parents was saying their prayers wrong, I personally think that would make your god a nasty malicious bastard, or at least it would if he existed which I am absolutely certain he doesn't. How could you be a member of a club that has a boss with those morals and attitudes? If you worked for a company who had a manager that said " If you say you love me, I'll pay for your child's cancer treatment, but if you don't she can die as slowly and painfully as she likes" what would you think of that guy?

I do wonder if you have any friends or family members that are not religious? And if so do you get on with them, have family meals etc?

There is actual and I'm talking actual evidence written down and dated of an Egyptian god (Myth if you prefer) called Horus son of Osirus found on scrolls from the Egyptian book of the dead from tombs dating back to 1280 BC. So we are talking at the very least 1280 years before the Christ story in the New Testament could possibly have been written and we know that the NT was in fact written allegedly between 70 and 300 years after his death. Here is your problem. Horus was born to a virgin mother on the 25th of December, baptized in a river by Anup the baptizer who was later beheaded, Horus was temped while alone in the desert, healed the sick and the blind, cast out demons, walked on water and raised Asar from the dead, Asar translates to Lazarus. He had 12 disciples and yes he was crucified and after 3 days two women announced Horus the savior of humanity when he was resurrected.

Now David Copperfield was not around in those days so it is absolutely obvious that the New Testiment was nothing more than a copy of another story from a much earlier time, there are many other examples including the Persion God Mithra, 600 years before Christ who probably copied the same story he was known as the Lamb, the way, the truth, the light, the savior and the messiah his birthday was also the 25th of December? Copies of copies of copies all written before the book you worship..
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+1 671. Judge-Jake commented 302 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#115 its a good job you didn't have Pescetarian on your list. lol
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0 672. Judge-Jake commented 302 days ago on video How fast is a gigabit Internet connection?

#12 Okay Thunders, this is going to be tricky and bear in mind this is a little way off yet, best guess about twenty years. With a regular computer (and this is how it's always been) it is basically billions of switches that can be either on or off, you probably knew that. In Nano internet technology the switches can be on or off AT THE SAME TIME!, so a switch that is on can also be off and a switch that is off can also be on and there are trillions of them. Which is seemingly impossible in the world we understand today.

This is mind blowing for internet users because it means that we get into MT Minus Time, which is infinite. MT means that if for example you watch a new episode of something, on line, it's got to be online, lets say for example it's Startrek 15 The Vulcan Ear Flap, doesn't really matter what it is. This is the mind blow bit, as it's MT, before the film finishes you and you alone in your lounge will be able to watch episode 16, 17 or 18 it's infinite remember, even though it hasn't actually been made yet. Now obviously with something like Startrek it won't be an issue with like spoiler alerts as everyone into the series will just watch them all anyway, but it will make life very difficult for some of the smaller budget films that perhaps hadn't intended to make a sequel, as now they will have to and there will be major problems with getting the actors back from say a new project, some of them may even have died in RT real time, which is where CGI will be so useful.

You can also imagine little issues like actors changing their hair styles, growing beards or shaving them off, pregnancy, it's going to be complicated and they are saying that a lot of people will be needed in area like make up and general styling as well as CGI operators. which will be one example of jobs being created from where they are lost due to AI taking over, such as automated transportation and shop work.

I'm just slightly worried that this will just be coming in when I'm too old to experience it, I guess you like me will have to be thankful that our Children and future Grandchildren will be living in an amazing if not complicated new world. Goodness knows what your isp will be charging for this, but I guess like everything it will come down after a few years and be in everyone's homes like the regular internet today. Hope that went some way to explaining it for you, as Spock said "Live long and prosper"<3
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+1 673. Judge-Jake commented 303 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#113 Certainly the longest, looks like our villain has bottled out though. Amen <3
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+1 674. Judge-Jake commented 303 days ago on video How fast is a gigabit Internet connection?

#9 Thunders did you understand the nano internet technology part? Cos that's the biggie I could go into more detail if you need me to. :)
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+1 675. Judge-Jake commented 303 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#111 I think I gave him enough options to compare the amazing miraculous recovery of his wife with the two five year olds with leukemia. He knows exactly what my point is and that is very likely why we have radio silence yet again. There is no acceptable answer to my question and he knows it, to admit it though breaks down his imaginary connection to god which he dare not admit to, otherwise his entire religious belief means nothing. People who pray and then tell us that their prayers were answered are the most selfish people on the planet, because by their belief that god has singled them out for something good is not only delusional but also a total insult to anyone who at that same time has prayed for a good outcome and their wife has died along with her fatty liver and unborn baby, ignored by the same god. They then go on to think they are special, better than anyone else, because god speaks to them, that they will be going to heaven and we the unbelievers will be going to hell.

It also takes away and ignores totally the law of chance which people like cobra 2001 must also think doesn't exist much like evolution with or without the missing fossils. Once again we have this stupid argument now complicated by religion with a solid piece of science. It's like saying that if you toss a coin an infinite amount of times and pray for heads you will get pretty much an equal quantity of heads and tails but the head total is because of god.

One final thing ComentAtor I do hope your comment about Jews was just flippant and not an attitude that you hold. Please advice?
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+1 676. Judge-Jake commented 303 days ago on video How fast is a gigabit Internet connection?

#6 Whats the problem Thunders? The guy with the bucket is trying to explain in a bloody awful almost biblical way how quick your internet speed is, compared to other parts of the world or country. It might not have ever been the case where you live but for example in the UK the speed used to be really slow, often due to old wiring and early technology from the suppliers of the internet (if I'm going too slow here please let me know). The consequence of slow internet speeds is that things took forever to load, if you were watching a video there would be a lot of buffering, where the video would stop and have to wait for more information to arrive down your wires before it would continue, kin nightmare.

So what the guy is trying to demonstrate is how quickly the water is leaving the bucket based on the size of the holes he has made in the bucket, he is comparing that to how much information might be received by your internet connection based on different speeds of your supplier. Imagine the total bucket full of water represents a ten second video, with the smallest hole the information (water) just trickles out so it would take ages for the whole information that makes up the 10 second video to be viewed on your PC. The bigger the hole the more information gets to you and quicker. The biggest hole demonstrates that the information is virtually instant.

In the UK people who live in remote area's often have quite poor internet speeds and some villages actually get together, dig their own trenches and lay their own cables to get faster speeds.

Interestingly When we eventually get nano internet technology the hole will be on the outside of the bucket and we will receive the video before it has even been made. :D
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0 677. Judge-Jake commented 304 days ago on video I Could Watch This Forever

Coke a Cola 's advertising budget has been seriously slashed, crushed you could say. :D
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+1 678. Judge-Jake commented 304 days ago on video Space Debris Captured Using a Net

Somewhere on Earth a fly will be watching this video probably upside down and thinking feck me I'm glad we don't have spiders that big down here. >:)
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+5 679. Judge-Jake commented 304 days ago on video How fast is a gigabit Internet connection?

The last bucket also shows how long the connection lasts with BT.:D
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+2 680. Judge-Jake commented 304 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#106 Very nice to have you back Cobra 2001. Obviously as you anticipated I have an opinion on your answered prayer/miracle. Firstly and this part is in your favour, it is widely known that positive thinking and the placebo effect on the human mind can be very beneficial and it has been demonstrated on many occasions that people can be fooled into feeling better by taking a pill that is only made of sugar. This can also be demonstrated in the reverse with a condition called white coat hypertension (bear in mind I'm both a man of science and medicine) where people going to have their blood pressure checked would get a higher reading just seeing their doctor wearing a white medical coat, hence they don't wear them anymore.

Like most church going Christians you choose to ignore the difficult questions or when you do answer them it is with the usual "You gotta have faith" "Nobody knows God's plan" "He moves in mysterious ways" Which is a long standing tried and tested, get out clause and there is no way round it. I can tell you my house is White and you can argue that it's black even though it isn't and as long as I keep saying it's white and you keep saying it's black we will never the resolve the colour of my house even when my friends come along and back me up, your friends will back you up. That doesn't alter the FACT that my house is white.

So returning to your wife and her fatty liver, I'm guessing there were quite a lot of Doctors, nurses and medical professions around when she opened her eyes, but I didn't hear you mention that any of them put it down as a miracle or an impossible medical occurrence, I'm pretty sure that would have been on the news across the world and your wife would be getting Pilgrims queuing outside your doorway day and night, just to touch her operation scar. I also didn't hear you say that your wife opened her eyes and no longer had a fatty liver, now that would have been impressive. I would presume that she has since been advised to change her diet? The human body and the liver in particular is designed to survive, the liver is a great organ for repairing itself, providing you don't abuse it for too long, the body does not want to die and it can do many tricks to stay alive and heal itself.

So was the power of prayer involved? Like the existence of god they weren't necessary in anymore than a placebo effect, if your wife was conscious when the trouble was discovered, being positive about the acute situation would have made little difference in anything other than blood pressure and certainly anything you or any of your christian friends were doing! well lets just say if you were instead doing a gig the outcome would have been the same.

Finally this brings me to the most important question that I'm absolutely sure you will ignore..Get your blinkers ready here goes;- Why would God answer your prayer and save your wife, but let millions of equally religious, equally deserving people die in a concentration camp?
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0 681. Judge-Jake commented 305 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#103 Yep definitely up for a beer or a nice bottle of Red. Guess we need to find a mutually convenient public dwelling house to partake of our beverage, anyone got a map? >:)
Am I the only slightly concerned that Snaky 2001 has said his last prayer?

I am thinking that we could from time to time revisit this page with stories worth sharing, new discoveries that push religion back into the dark ages where it belongs. Even start a new non religious religion with a very select membership We could call ourselves The intermediate Fossils or IF for short. In so doing we may be able to push the comment board high into the many hundreds. I feel we are at a breaking point here in the future of humanity, who knows what we will discover on our journey.<3:(|)
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+1 682. Judge-Jake commented 305 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

Nope it seems we carry on :D Did anyone else go back in time? What a privileged it is to be the first human on the face of the planet ever to exceed 100 comments on Snotr. Oh I feel so special and Jesus like. O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:) https://youtu.be/5eLcHJLDlI8 another spectacular ending but you have to watch all the way through. >:)
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-1 683. Judge-Jake commented 305 days ago on video Dancing animal videos Scientists study the evolution of rhythm

yeah get rid asap.
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0 684. Judge-Jake commented 305 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#97 I have a feeling Cobra 2001 may actually be the devil, lulling us all into a false sense of security that he is in fact on the other side. Just the sort of thing the devil would do, the cunning barstard. O:)
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+1 685. Judge-Jake commented 305 days ago on video How UV Causes Cancer and Aging

#3 Don't start with the proof thing again, for Gods sake. :D

I am currently conducting a Snotr first. You may be aware of the 'Show me the intermediate fossil' video about five video's previous to this one...Well it's currently sitting at 95 comments which I believe is already a record for Snotr BUT I have been told by a semi-reliable source that when it gets to 100 something amazing happens to the Snotr site, so come on guys make a few comments and lets see what happens. You Might even be number 100 what a privileged. :D
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+2 686. Judge-Jake commented 305 days ago on video Dancing animal videos Scientists study the evolution of rhythm

Scientific study tosh, they just wanted to see a Sea-lion boogie. :D

On the subject of scientific studies, I am currently conducting a Snotr first. You may be aware of the 'Show me the intermediate fossil' video about five video's previous to this one...Well it's currently sitting at 95 comments which I believe is already a record for Snotr BUT I have been told by a semi-reliable source that when it gets to 100 something amazing happens to the Snotr site, so come on guys make a few comments and lets see what happens. You Might even be number 100 what a privileged. :D
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+1 687. Judge-Jake commented 305 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#94 Electric toothbrush? What are you sitting on one or something, I don't understand.

#90 On the subject of prayer, as you seem unable to answer my last question, have you considered that when you pray, what you are actually doing is getting in touch with yourself, meditation if you will.

If you are saying that sometimes your prayers are answered very clearly. Give us an example, that couldn't just be put down to chance. If you pray for someone to recover from an illness for example and they do, was that the power of prayer or did he or she just get better. If you pray for a promotion at work and you get one, what about the poor guy that didn't or again was that chance.

I can't think of one example where prayer has been shown to make the slightest difference to any situation. And when it would be really useful and clear to all mankind that it does work, it never ever does. Take two examples

1) The holocaust, millions of people gassed to death women, children. You can bet your religion that they prayed and prayed and prayed but nothing NOTHING!!

2) Two christian families have a five year old daughter with leukemia, both families pray, one girl lives one girls dies. Did the one that survived do so because of prayer?

And then you tell us that when YOU pray sometimes they are answered? Why would God answer one of your prayers and let millions of Jews die in a concentration camp? or let a five year old girl die of leukemia. Wouldn't you feel guilty that he had answered your minor prayer and ignored so many others?

The simple question has three simple answer options and they are that either God doesn't care or he is unable to help or he doesn't exist. He can't be unable to help because he can create heavens, planets, stars and people, if after producing all that stuff he can't help, what is the point of him. That leaves that he either doesn't care or doesn't exist. You wouldn't pray to a God that doesn't care which leaves one answer, he doesn't exist.

Here is the point where all Christians come out with the stock answers of 'You've got to have faith' and the equally silly 'He moves in mysterious ways and we can't know what his plan is' Well that just isn't good enough.
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+2 688. Judge-Jake commented 306 days ago on video Pair of Rare White Giraffes | Nat Geo Wild

They either have the condition or sales of Tippex has soared in the area. :D
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+1 689. Judge-Jake commented 306 days ago on video See Thru Rotary Engine in Slow Motion - (Wankel Engine) 4K

All very good but fuel economy and emissions are poor compared to pistons. :(
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+2 690. Judge-Jake commented 306 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#88 Ok you seemed to be talking to yourself there as the question came from me at #84 and again at #87 (you were #82) Your answer was longer than I asked for, but you do seem to be saying that you acknowledge that the Earth is a lot older than 6 to 10 thousand years, which you have to agree is in conflict with the true creationists but that's fine. And I do accept that the age of the earth even proved by science does not disprove the existence of God.

The issue is this, God according to you has a very important message to bring to mankind yes? (That's a question which you can answer with a yes or no, I'm guessing Yes.

Why then does he give this message to certain individual who write it down and thousands of years after receiving this information, we have to rely on copies of copies copies of translations written by anonymous authors with no originals?
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+1 691. Judge-Jake commented 306 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#86 You may have missed this....I think its time for a little Q&A. I'll keep it simple and if you would oblige me by doing the same with your answers, don't need long scripture quotes, this is about your thoughts. on evolution and religion, Just bear in mind my soul is on the line here, so you could be ultimately saving me from hell and damnation, you know Gods work.

Question one. Do you at least acknowledge that most of the 'Scientific' evidence points to an earth that is vastly older than six to ten thousand years old?
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0 692. Judge-Jake commented 306 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#82 I think its time for a little Q&A. I'll keep it simple and if you would oblige me by doing the same with your answers, don't need long scripture quotes, this is about your thoughts. on evolution and religion, Just bear in mind my soul is on the line here, so you could be ultimately saving me from hell and damnation, you know Gods work.

Question one. Do you at least acknowledge that most of the 'Scientific' evidence points to an earth that is vastly older than six to ten thousand years old?
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0 693. Judge-Jake commented 307 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#79 You don't need to worry about Santa, he is every bit as true as the bible. ;) Steven Wright did a painting of Jesus and Santa claus on a seesaw, he put Jesus on the heavy end even though he weighed less, because he's Jesus.
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+1 694. Judge-Jake commented 307 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#73 No the Bible writings were not from man but was authored by God. Man only pinned what God's spirit told them to write. But I'm sure you probably have little knowledge or understanding of that?

How do you know that is what happened? and if we have little knowledge or understanding of that, bearing in mind that some of us have read the bible that you read. Feel free to explain your understanding and knowledge beyond the words in the one book that you have read.

You see I could write a bible, I could fill it with all sorts of stuff, I could use modern day technology in it and say that my mate Lot has a wife that was microwaved outside of an oven. I could say that God told me all sorts of stuff, to build a nuclear bunker and fill it with all the animals in the world because he was going to bring nuclear destruction to the whole planet because he was pissed off with everyone. I could say later that my best mates wife would have a baby even though she hadn't even been to a disco and that baby was to save the world by being tazered to death on a hill after being at a pizza hut with twelve mates, one of which snitched on him for peeing in the water jug that he was going to turn into lager and then would come back to life.

I could write all that and much much more believe me, but that's it you wouldn't believe me because there would be people around that would say, naw bullocks that didn't happen, I saw him in Nando's that night, kin miles away. There would also be a lot of crazy people around, who perhaps should have been in secure hospitals that would say, yes yes I saw all that happen, now give me another bottle of cider. The only difference between my story and the one you believe is 2000 years.
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0 695. Judge-Jake commented 308 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#71 My goodness you have been busy with Google, cut and paste this afternoon, what happened did the wife go off out with the bible? I'm not quite sure what you are getting at with your Egyptian history writing quotes as they don't really do the writings methods of the bible any favours. By your own admission you are admitting that details in ancient history are at best patchy and exaggerated. Which is how the bible would have been written yes? And even in that patchy exaggerated state you still believe it and believe it works as a piece of "What" fiction, non fiction? Yet the patches and spaces in Evolution are too far for you to accept, isn't that so? Surly you should at the very least have as much suspicion in what you are being told in the bible as the suspicion you have over evolution.

The difference is though that as time goes on we learn more and more about evolution and are constantly filling in the gaps, Our increased knowledge of ancient history has already debunked large significant sections of the bible including the existence of Moses which rather messes up the first chapter including our two leading characters Adamski and Evelyn. There was no census or requirement ever for folks to return to their place of birth for one, which kind of spoils the virgin birth section too. And imagine having a star directly above the stable, that star would have been directly above a stable a thousand miles in any direction, have a look up, pick a star and start walking see if you can shake it off.
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0 696. Judge-Jake commented 308 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

It would be around now that I would be asking ADMIN for some new videos, but you know Admin don't bother, just change SNOTR to LSANRTDIRBIS lets start a new religion that doesn't involve religion because it's silly.

I'm very disappointed that I didn't make comment 69 as that is my favorite number by the way.:(

It is becoming very obvious in this exciting debate (that has it be getting on for a record on comment numbers) that Cobra 2001 knows far less about his own religious beliefs and indeed his bible, than any of the atheists. I am not an atheist incidentally I realised when I looked into my overall take on religion that I am in fact an Antitheist, I'm not trying to be trendy with that title, it just happens to describe exactly what I believe 'One opposed to belief in the existence of a god' and as Christoper Hitchens once said 'I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful.

#65 Real truth is real truth, it doesn't matter what your opinion is and whether you are a scholar or not, you can't change a real truth because it's true and ultimately beyond most educated peoples point of view it can be tested and confirmed. If all you have is a book with questionable authors written in a time when straight talking was not the way things were done and on top of that a book cobbled together from different sources not even necessarily from the same century, you cannot call it real truth, you can hope that it is but you can't prove it, you simply can't. When that book contains pieces that are so obviously nonsense and I refer you back to lots wife and the salt again or the Arc, you can argue that they are merely there only to make a point, like some of the parables of Jesus for instance, for that you could be forgiven in your interpretation. But you then have the problem of which is nonsense and which is true. Even men of the cloth cannot agree and they waste their lives reading it. With that amount of uncertainty on every page one has to question why it was written and for what gain and Austins explanation of marketing pretty much sums it up.
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0 697. Judge-Jake commented 309 days ago on video Tame Squirrel, Man's Best Friend

What has a hazel nut in every bite...squirrel shit. :D Ok I know the advert said Topic but it's much the same.:O
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+2 698. Judge-Jake commented 309 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

That's simply because the majority of people are bored with the conversation and can't be arsed scrolling all the way down here to continue reading it.
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+2 699. Judge-Jake commented 309 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#57 You lose entirely the right to use terms like 'Common sense' and 'Mumbo Jumbo' you believe in the Bible for Dogs sake! Like all creationists you slip into the same old boring repetitive argument of 'If you can't prove something to me, then God did it!' That is so shallow, ignorant and juvenile. The Bible says that Lot's wife was turned to a pillar of salt, do you believe that? But fossils don't do it for you.

Now you are belittling evolution by making up your own form of it (which non of use have ever said incidentally) where life started in some mud puddle that lightening struck and then poof. What books are you actually reading? You claim to be an educated man?

It feels like you have run out of steam cobra 2001 I can feel the beginnings of panic in your comments, you started out giving confident (wrong) but confident statements and now you are sounding like some hysterical mad professor standing over a mud puddle with a lightening rod shouting "It's alive, it's alive"

It could be of course a mentality thing and I really don't wish to be rude here, but some people just don't have the brain power to comprehend modern life and it's realities, they prefer to live in a past, where everything seemed simple and safe. Judging by ALL your comments and objections it is very obvious to me that you close your eyes when it come to any part of an explanation that contradicts your bible and you don't open them again until it's all over.

I also wonder why you are even searching for an answer in the first place, If you are so convinced that your Bible is 100% accurate, that God created the earth in whatever timescale you have decided on, but that we call a week. that he himself wasn't created and has always existed, that he can turn people into salt, that he is such a nice fellow that he drowns everyone on the entire planet save those who built a big boat. praise him! (incidentally if he can do anything, you know, create the heavens and the earth and the stars and everything that crawls or swims or flys. Why did he need to drown everybody? why didn't he just make them not exist, you know poof) If you are so convinced of all this, to the extent that you pass on this belief to your children, why are you searching for proof?
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+3 700. Judge-Jake commented 310 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#53 I refuse to let you have the last word. We haven't really had a discussion with you on this, what we have done is explained in great detail why you do not need fossil evidence to prove evolution, even though it does exist. I would have thought that if you can prove even a small section of evolution works and there are many many sections of proof, that it would be less of a leap of faith to accept that it does work than to believe in a god, any god with no evidence whatsoever.

This is my take on all this and In think it is massive. We look back at people in medieval times when they believed in witches, burning them at the stake, drowning them in ponds. We say how could they have been so stupid to believe that nonsense all born out of superstition, ignorance and fear. One day this planet will be so advanced in ways we can't even imagine now and modern man in the future will look back at people like you Cobra 2001 and say the same things as we say about witches today. I want my future generations to know that I wasn't one of you, that I looked to the skys and saw the future and the past, not men on clouds with beards claiming to watch everything that everybody did and doing nothing at all about children being raped when his believers believed he could, because he was all powerful and red men with pokers in some pit of fire where you would go to if you didn't believe, just didn't believe mind, in the bearded one. The words are so ridiculous as I type them and so much more so when I think that people like you actually believe them. I do not want to be an embarrassment to the future generation as you will be.
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+1 701. Judge-Jake commented 310 days ago on video Who Owns Antarctica?

What do you mean? I've just bought a house there on Freezillion Ave. It's a new development, I've seen pictures and everything. £400k with a swimming pool. 8-)
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+1 702. Judge-Jake commented 310 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#45 As I said, what you choose to believe makes no difference to me and there is no point in continuing this debate, we'll just say you've won ok. What does interest me is that you seem to be in conflict with your own beliefs by constantly searching for ways to reconfirm by selective reading that you are right, quoting from Kitts when you could be quoting from Dawkins for example. But that seems to be you, enjoy your lives.
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0 703. Judge-Jake commented 311 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#43 I think it has been explained to you in enough detail both from the video and the comments on this video alone. But you seem to be choosing to ignore them, so what do we do? I honestly don't think you would be convinced unless we could show you a real time video of evolution. You remain unchanged in your opinions about evolution with actually lots of explanation, fossil proof and dna proof. Yet with no proof whatsoever you have dedicated your life to the belief in what was written in a single book thousands of years ago, by relatively uneducated people, that used poetry to make their point, that's a very big leap of faith in my opinion. If you had grown up in Syria you would have the same exact belief in the Koran.

The fossils in the area you live in Texas are only going to show the moment that the creatures died you have no way of knowing which stage they were at in their evolutionary development. If we are talking Ammonites and Trilobites for example they are of course now very extinct. All the fossils in the area where you find them are going to be from approximately the same point in time so you are not going to find fossils in transformation. You would also need to be a fossil expert to be able to detect a fossil in transformation anyway. You haven't got to look very far though to see this transformation just look at the video attached to this comment there are three of them. but this is what I mean about you being attacked, even when the evidence is there in plain site, you disregard it. At the end of the day sir it is your choice, whether you continue along your path of disbelief in evolution and continue reading the bible, which I feel is so en-grained in your life, you will never change and it really makes no difference to me.
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+1 704. Judge-Jake commented 311 days ago on video My Pool Guy is Awesome

Oh I see, we are saying that he turned up didn't do anything, left a bill and drove off. It makes sense now. I think its a bit of an assumption that he is depressed though, he's fat he might be just hungover. 8-)
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+1 705. Judge-Jake commented 311 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

Okay a time for civility, Firstly some home trusts from me. I have developed a writing style that I hope creates a little illusion. I too come from a christian church background, I too have seen my sixtieth birthday. I have a medical background. I am far from uneducated. I would expect to trump any qualifications that most of you have gained.

I can't help it but I deeply mistrust, anyone who, having reached maturity still believes in religion to the point of believing that a God created this planet and the billions of stars and other planets. It's juvenile and ridiculous, I'm sorry but it is. I'm afraid #37 Cobra 2001 changing and adapting the story that a God day is worth a piddillion earth days is not good enough and to me is just another example of people reading the bible and trying to make it fit, when it doesn't. If Moses existed and the general consensus among scholars of the bible is that he didn't, then he was thought to be a man not a god, that being the case if he translated the conversation from God in Genesis would it not have made sense to not call it a day? Moses would have known what a day was to the population of the time, it was the period between when the darkness ends and ends again.

That said I can see how attending a church on a weekly basis surrounded by like minded believers with some charismatic preacher at the front, would convince some people that this is all true. I did it for years, read the bible, even did readings at the front. My children went through the Sunday school process, it definitely is a process as they are convinced at an early age that this is right, it has to be because their parents are doing it too. I'm very proud of the fact that my family escaped, formed their own opinions and because they had a good education and were not subjected to a non evolutionary system like a lot of the schools in America, got rid of the chains that are religion.

In my opinion and I'm trying to remain civil here, people are religious for the following reasons. 1) They were brought up to be, by their religious family and their family by theirs and so on. 2) The country where they grow up, or parts there of it, including the school systems, are deeply religious and they are not given a balanced education. 3) The children fear questioning religion when they become older as that usually means a split in the family. 4) Religious people are afraid of living, because they are scared that if they offend God they won't get to go to Heaven and worse still, they could spend eternity in Hell. 5) In a nutshell religious people are dissatisfied with their 75 ish years and think they deserve longer. 6) It's been said a thousand times before but you only believe in the God you believe in because of the country you were born in. They can't all be right

Ironically religion is considered in some area's a necessary tool in the development of early man, most people will understand how a primitive man living in a cave, might look up to the sun and start getting a bit superstitious, not knowing what it is or why it's there, it's only a few steps from there to sacrifice and prayers and you have a rudimentary religion.

Stay on Snotr or leave Snotr it's a tiny site who really cares one way or the other. Just don't expect to be able to make comments that aren't challenged as Bruce Lee once said "If you are prepared to be an Ass there will always be someone to ride you" Amen
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+2 706. Judge-Jake commented 312 days ago on video cats versus dogs part II

I'm ashamed to say that overall the Dogs lost. :D
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+2 707. Judge-Jake commented 312 days ago on video My Pool Guy is Awesome

What did he do?
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+1 708. Judge-Jake commented 312 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#35 I guess we'll never know? oh 36 it's been extended :D
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0 709. Judge-Jake commented 312 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#32 He claimed to be fifty last week? If he is 17, he still has the time, but I have a feeling he will use it unwisely. :D
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+1 710. Judge-Jake commented 312 days ago on video Herd of Rabbits

Run rabbit, run rabbit, run run run,
here comes a guy on a snowmobile just for fun fun fun
Bang bang bang bang whats he fecking done
frozen his willy and he's cum cum cum.

Thank you the Reverend Smith. :D
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0 711. Judge-Jake commented 312 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#22 Snaky, everybody has the right to be thick and stupid but you really abuse the privilege.. You clearly said in your opening rant, that, and I quote "You do know that just saying something existed isn't much proof, right"? Even you must see the irony in that statement! There you are spurting on through your blow hole, about missing legs and feet and creatures drowning because their noses are in the wrong place and yet you base your entire argument of the obvious, around a belief in a God. So I throw it back to you that just saying God exists isn't much proof.

Your entire objection to progress in this world is so juvenile and I dismiss entirely your claim to be a fifty year old man. You are clearly a child and a stupid one. If you go on to have children of your own and my goodness you will need to search high and low for a woman stupid enough to listen to your drivel on a daily basis as it's bores me to tears and I only read it occasionally. If you do have children I already feel so sorry for them because you will no doubt impregnate their hopeful minds with your biblical diarrhea. It should be a crime against humanity and child abuse to submit any one to such a backward blinkered point of view.

My advice to you is throw any books away apart from your bible, read it 24/7 and the two of you can be happy together in your tiny world together, then one day you can die, go to your heaven and chill out for eternity.
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+1 712. Judge-Jake commented 313 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#20 What an unbelievable cop out by the head of the Roman Catholic Church. Here is the letter he should have written


Dear Members of the Roman Catholic Church, of which I am your boss.

It has become obvious over the years that pedophiles have found an extremely simple method of getting to their victims, That method is by becoming a priest. (There are other jobs where pedophiles congregate, but they can write their own letters). Pedophiles are not possessed by devils or evil spirits because devils and evil spirits do not exist, neither do (and I'm sorry to have to tell you this) fairys, pixies, leprechauns, moses, unicorns and spiderman, archangels are now also officially on the endangered list. No, pedophiles exist in all populations of all countries in the known world.

Although not my fault directly, as I am not a pedophile allegedly, I would like to apologise to anyone who has ever suffered at the hands or penis of any of my priests, who are filthy dirty bastards.

I would also like to apologise to anyone who has also been abused by any of my Nuns as I understand a number of those where right nasty bastards especially back in the 1940s'50'60 and70s and possibly even into the 1980's and beyond.

I hereby give anyone abused by Nun or Priest my full permission to search out these feckers and give them a good holy kicking, I will back you up if it goes to court, but that is unlikely as I will send some of my heavy's to clean up any mess.

Could I finally once and for all clarify the 'Limbo' situation. The Catholic Church, fecked up good and proper on this one for many hundreds of years. We have now decided that possibly your dead unbaptized infants will not, I'm saying NOT be going to LIMBO after all, so sorry about that fake news, hope it didn't cause any distress to any members. Look on the bright side, as they died at least they didn't go on to be fiddled with by one of my priests, every cloud and all that.

Your Truly The Pope.
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+4 713. Judge-Jake commented 313 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#16 If you wern't a certified fecker of Monkeys you wouldn't have the Herps you dirty git. By your comment you are clearly also a SPAM artist and NEED REMOVING BY ADMIN...' ADMIN we have a Spamy Monkey fecker #16 Magt could you remove please"
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0 714. Judge-Jake commented 313 days ago on video Orangutan Babysits Tiger Cubs

One day too long and there will be Orangutan juice everywhere. 8-)
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+2 715. Judge-Jake commented 313 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#12 Morning Snaky. I had a revelation last night from God for he noweth speaks to me also. He asked me to step outside of my new conversion, play the devils advocate (although he stressed he hated using that word, as it still gives him the shivers...yes Uncle Advocate was a right one apparently and became the inspiration for the popular pastime in the Catholic church of today) He asked me to point out that he iseth a little disappointed in you.

Apparently in the comment you are going to make this morning around 08:00 GMT, you are inadvertently going to accepteth evolution, you barstewerd he saideth. He went on to explain that although you (presumably to throw us off the scent) asked for the fossil evidence of the doglike creature at the bottom of the chart, you mentioned not, the fossil evidence that has been found of the evolution of the whale in the upper quadrant of the chart, meaning that you accepteth that the modern whale did indeed EVOLVE. You are to perform seven thousand hail Margaret's (a more severe version of the mary involving forming a political party, closing down all the mines and having a lot of angry miners after you). After the Margeret's you are to dress like a girly for the next seven years, unless someone in your family accidentally (accidentally mind, no cheating) breaks a mirror, at which point you have to get digging, discover your own fossil and get it named after you. The nameth shall be Snakysaurus. It will be a long thin stupid looking fossil. God said to start digging in the deep South of America. So endeth your lesson for today, now go forth and multiply (God said to tell you), I think reading between the lines he wants you to Feck off.
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0 716. Judge-Jake commented 314 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#5 Woe steady there SS77 don't you get taring Austin and I with that Basil, You might be a fully paid up member of the Judge Brett Kavy appreciation society. Austin and I are far too busy with our proper Holy work to be indulging in that kind of thing. It's the Judge bit that has confused you isn't it? Well my Judging is done at a much higher level than, the kind you are fooling around with. You will notice I haven't included ComentAtory in this denial, he or she may well be one of your lot, I'm kinda hoping not, but I feel it's up to him (we'll say it's a him Ok) to comment directly. :S
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+2 717. Judge-Jake commented 314 days ago on video Crazy falafel skills!!! Long time falafel store owner knows how to serve up in STYLE!!

That man is a falafel wizard. I'd love to see how many end up on the floor :D
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+4 718. Judge-Jake commented 314 days ago on video Show me the intermediate fossils

#1 Although I was the one who uploaded this video I have to agree with Austin, it is very obvious to anyone who has glanced at the all seeing totally accurate book that explains everything that ever was and will be, beyond a shadow of a doubt. That God altered all these so called antiquated fossils, carefully placing the nostrils further and further back along the bone structure. When you think about it is so obvious, because as he was able to create the heavens and the earth and all the stars and planets, spanning billions and billions and billions and billions of miles, which to a mortal even with the greatest of technology would have taken billions of years to reach never mind making something when you got there. God was able to do this in less than a week, fecking amazing, what a video that would have been, I would definitely have watched the box set back to back I really would.

Obviously that taking just a week and having Sunday off and why shouldn't he have had Sunday off, he must have been on his knees poor fellow. He probably spent the next couple of micro seconds on Monday morning fecking about with all the fossils, knowing full well that one day man created in his image would get a bit advanced (obviously not compared to him) and start digging around a bit looking for alternatives to his cover story. But no he need notuth have bothereth for people like Austin, Snaky and myself wont be fooled. The book is the word and the word is the book.
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0 719. Judge-Jake commented 315 days ago on video Drawing... Like a Boss.

Just depresses me as I want to be able to do it....and can't. 8-)
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+3 720. Judge-Jake commented 315 days ago on video The Moth That Drinks Bird Tears & 6 Other Absurd Diets

Yes very interesting.:)
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+1 721. Judge-Jake commented 315 days ago on video Universe Size Comparison 2018

#4 Well I appreciated all your copy pasting Austin if no one else did. It took me ages to type out all that stuff from Genesis though and from memory, its amazing what you remember from school isn't it. I had to leave the last couple of days out as it was too big for Snotr's page. :P
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+1 722. Judge-Jake commented 315 days ago on video Eciton Army Ants - The full colony passes by our house

Well it is to be thankful that we don't live in Costa Rica. I guess the grasshopper was like stopping of at Mackies on the way to the cinema. Notice how they tried to scarper with the last bits when they heard the police siren. :D
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+6 723. Judge-Jake commented 316 days ago on video How Mountain Lion Mothers Care for Their Kittens | Nat Geo Wild

Or better still don't have a fecking hunting season at all. :(
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+3 724. Judge-Jake commented 316 days ago on video Universe Size Comparison 2018

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.
And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
And the evening and the morning were the third day.
And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:
And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.
And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,
And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.
And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.
And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.
And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.

SIX DAYS! And he'd finished everything in the video we have just watched. The heavens and the Earth part he created in two or three days, in the dark and we think the Germans are fast workers. Then it took him another two whole days to colour just the earth in and fill it with animals and stuff. And he created Great Whales..didn't mention the dinosaurs actually and the fact that he called the whales 'great,' would, if you were cynical seem to suggest that they were his biggest animals or you might have expected a line like 'And he created the Supersaurus which was a good 15 foot longer than the largest whale he created. Still still a bloody lot of stuff for one guy in a week, no wonder he had Sunday off.
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+1 725. Judge-Jake commented 316 days ago on video Celebrating Mister Rogers

"You help to make each day a special day by just your being yourself,
there is no one else in the whole world exactly like you
and people can like you exactly as you are.
Now go and play with the other Austrian children Adolf"
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0 726. Judge-Jake commented 318 days ago on video Whales evolution

#36 It's impossible to attack something that doesn't exist. It's a little like pissing into the wind, you'll just get your own back. Well at lease you've FINALLY admitted that your objection to evolution is God based. Took you a while though didn't it. :D
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0 727. Judge-Jake commented 318 days ago on video Train plows through tractor-trailer in Virginia

Could have been worse I guess. 8-)
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0 728. Judge-Jake commented 318 days ago on video Best luggage handler in the world

#19 Unbelievable!! I have just watched both videos all the way through and my neck is sore from the horizontal side by side shaking of it.

It is appalling that this crap is being peddled. Dinosaurs walking around with Humans!! I mean how stupid do you have to be to believe that. All the animals of the world created in a week, oh I despair!!

America, and I'm talking to 40% of you apparently, which in itself is staggering in 2018. You are an embarrassment to the intelligence of humanity. Please stop brainwashing your children with this nonsense. If you are scared or upset that you only have 70 odd years to live on this planet, you need to deal with that, not waste your lives on a ridiculous concept that you deserve another.... you don't.

If there is a God it won't matter if you believe in him, her or it, as when you die you can have a chat and say:-

"Look, you created me and everybody else in your image apparently yeah, and your image has been spending an awful lot of time, by an awful lot of people learning about this rock that you put us all on, way back. I'm sure you wouldn't expect anything less would you. On the created in your image thing did you create Hitler? and a lot of people died didn't they, could you not have er stopped that? Oh okay? Now some of your followers actually believe that this rock is only 6000 years old...I know, I know it's actually 5.5 billion years old, but that's too many zeros for a lot of people to imagine,, look we've tried to tell them....fecking idiots aren't they. Don't know where they got that from..well I do know actually and they would blame you if you asked them, but you'd have thought, they would have grown out of that by now wouldn't you. Did you also know that one of the groups down there, would let their child die, actually die, rather than let them have a blood transfusion!! I don't know? I don't know where the feck they got that from either"

"You remember those dinosaurs you created millions of years ago, they weren't in your image were they? Phew thank feck for that scary..well a lot of Americans...America, oh it's a large group of stupid people..a lot of them believe that the dinosaurs (this is gonna kill yer) were walking around at the same time as people...I knows Twats... So look anyway, I didn't believe in you and here you are, it's obviously a publicity issue, you know a lot of fake news these days distractions, women, work, alcohol, holidays, nice food, women, did I mention women, good idea by the way (on the whole... perhaps not Thatcher) you know, it's not easy being alive, you should try it and the music now day...Christ don't get me started..kin awful. So presume it's okay if I nip in get a beer, choose a house, have you got sea views, terrific...well catch you later