#5#6 It's been pretty lonely on here for a long time, I swear some mornings tumbleweeds blow across my screen before I get to the classic video of the day. It would be nice if more people made a daily comment and put a few new video's on and it would be just as nice if Admin were to post new video's a little more often. The bloody kidnapping cat video above has been here for ten days now. But I won't be deterred I will keep logging in as long as Snotr will have me. JJSASSP xx

I wonder what they cost if you didn't build your own

I've seen instruments playing puppets

That is impressive even for a cat, I'm thinking Aertex. Aertex good name for a cat

#14 Or when your wife is with you and two guys pass by

#13 Sorry I've taken six years to answer Thunders, I like to think things through thoroughly.....still not sure

If they were birds it would be feathers

#3 I'll keep my eyes peeled Thunders

Wow never seen that before. 1934 nothing changes does it.

#1 You too Thunders, thanks for all the video's you have posted by the way.

All gets a bit samey after a while doesn't it...like I was an expert after about ten seconds, why didn't he show us the cutting out and the making the holes and the stamping the motif? Bit of a stitch up in my opinion

#2 Yes I thought that too Thunders, why was their no sound too

Wow this is awful. I don't fully understand where the threat is coming from, is it just the family of the one who has been killed or is it from the whole community. I'm guessing but prepared to be wrong, that this is linked to some religion? It makes no human sense whatsoever, the person who committed the crime is in prison, that would be normal all over the world, some countries would have capital punishment included in that process, but to punish the family is inhuman. I wonder how the people who are instigating this rule sleep at night, knowing that children much like their own, if they have any are not allowed to leave the four walls of their house, year after year after year, when they have done absolutely nothing wrong. How can you stay respectful in commenting on this when it is a heartless backward process that deserves no respect. Wake up Albania it's 2021 not 0001

I know a girl who got Poison Ivy on her brain, the only way she could scratch it was to think about sandpaper. Steven Wright early days.

If it was a dog I'd be thinking Fox Pooh.

I just wish for the sake of the common man and decency that he had showed at least two pieces of wood that either split or where he drilled the hole in the wrong place, you know just to stop us all from feeling quite so inadequate in the woodworking department.

#7 Not to mention the unlucky car drivers

Trying to think of 2000 reasons why that might have been a waste, but I could only come up with around 9, if they were shot three times each, you know just to be sure, that still leaves 1973 bullets.

And now he is accepted we will turn the camera off...far too rude.

These was a much easier way, but afterwards they had to uninvent helicopters.

or "Yes madam we put out your house fire and for the first time ever this has added value to your home" "How?...Because you now live in the middle of a lake..do you own a boat?"

It used to be a regular thing to see at the side of the road in the summer, a sideways laying caravan, you don't see it so often these days. Someone I know had his touring caravan go into a wobble, luckily without tipping and he got out the car and refused to pull it ever again, shook him up so much, his wife drove it home and they bought a static caravan lol.

I wouldn't call it great skills at all, I would call it fecking dangerous sailing and a lot of luck. There is no way they should got so close to that other boat.

I wonder if they have had the courage to make a "Okay we fecked up last time" video

Definitely gonna need bigger balls

#18 Thought I would keep you guessing for a little while. Five years is nearly enough

I bet that was fun while it lasted.

The dog must think he is growing incredibly fast.

#2 I mean something that doesn't require for him to be on his back in a grotty room staring at the ceiling.

Proof if it was needed that spending too long on multimedia is not good for your future.

Wow that is a toughie, So how long has he actually been in the iron lung and isn't there a more portable option for him in 2021.

#2 Yes and I bet you knew I would be saying that lol

#4 Lol at least you get to see your grandkids, Haven't seen mine since Christmas Eve apart from on video phone. I've a new one I haven't seen at all yet lol

#2 Ohh Only missed you by a few minutes

I don't, six strings on a regular guitar are plenty for my brain.

Beautiful sound, just couldn't work out what they were singing about, apart from the words in the title. As they are called Jehovah Shalom and are seventh day evangelists, it's a shame in my opinion that their songs are probably helping to bring more people into religion, when what this planet needs is less.

Oh to have that much energy and courage...I would like to meet the woman who climbed up there without all the fittings and grips and screwed those to the chimney, that's the woman would like to meet.

He still won though didn't he.

Not only didn't it collide with the shore or also didn't collide a another ship between it and the shore

You would think at his age with bare arms he would be wearing protection, especially with all those youths about, I'm thinking maybe a 44 Magnum.

I'm sure I've seen this in black and white with Stan and Olly

You can get them from B&Q now

#13 Doesn't matter where you go these days, it's bloody white eggshell every time. Even at the multiplex

The problem as you watch, you start wanting to work it out, but then blood starts dripping from your eyes and ears and it becomes impossible. The should call it the LSD Dance.

#11 Absolutely, as long as it isn't white eggshell, I've seen that one.

You were only meant to blow the bloody doors off. 13 comments and 8 years and nobody said it, unbelievable

#9 If it increases the numbers then its a yes from me.

#23 I kind of think I know what you are talking about ie yesterdays video lol but I'm not totally sure and if you think about it, you are talking to me on here before I even arrive, that's like talking to the future man and now here I am lol. The nearest method of time travel I know.

As to that rat and cat situation, those cats certainly needed to go to cat school, for goodness sake they were a disgrace and for those people who kept calling that rat a mouse, Jesus perhaps you thought the cats were rats.

Well I have to say, it is nice to see some action on the site, I long for those days when new video's were put on daily and a fair sized group of people commented and had banter. It would be great to build that back up again, but of course that is going to require some action from ADMIN too. I appreciate it might not work, but come on lets inject some fuel back into Snotr, more watchers become writers and the good old days could return.

For now I'll just say Thanks Thunders Thanks D Rex and Thanks Basman T I'm not sure about you Iosman 001 as the majority of new members tend to be touting spam these days, but we'll wait give you the benefit of the doubt at the moment.

Spread the love

By the way ADMIN I think I should be given some gold star points for sticking with this for so long after everyone one else had buggered off lol. Maybe be a GOLD 999 is due.

Imagine having to design a trap to kill those

I find it really weird how my brain works, not only do I not remember watching this video three years ago or ever, in fact I sat watching just now thinking I have never heard of a cone snail, but also I don't remember leaving my amusing comment. I think I have an explanation though and its not necessarily early onset dementia lol. Firstly I'm sure like me, you can watch a film several times without remembering the whole thing, there are parts you notice or concentrate on the second or third time that you didn't the first, or maybe you were distracted on one occasion and actually didn't register it at all, that explains the video. Regarding my comment I have come to the conclusion over the years that I can react to a situation very quickly usually in an amusing way, that's how my brain works and as such I don't have to think about it and therefore I don't need to store it in my long term memory, hence the surprise sometimes when I see something I have written and don't recall it. Don't know why I am telling you this and I can't remember what I've just said anyway so I'm off to take more medication or not.

#3 Yes me too Thunders, perhaps they don't know you have returned, maybe post some new one, you were always good at that. It has been over two weeks since we had any new ones. I personally would prefer a new one each day to several at a time and then nothing. I would love to know how long it actually takes to actually post a video by admin, maybe you could tell us admin. And also tell us if you are short of videos to post, how many you have in reserve and if you need us to upload some more. I'm down to just watching the archive video each day now and have been for months and months.

I ALSO NOTICE THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE TUNING IN FROM TIME TO TIME AND GIVING +s and -s IT WOULD BE GOOD IF YOU ANONYMOUS PEOPLE STARTED LEAVING COMMENTS JUST SO WE KNOW YOU ARE AROUND

I guess the moral of the story is if you go to a hat shop to buy a cap, don't get one with a massive spike pointing down from the inside or one woven out of the stings of African Killer bees as it may not end well, but that's only my opinion, you can obviously take your chances if you want, its a free country, when I say free, I mean you have to pay for stuff, except rain and air, that's free, or they are to be accurate. No I mean free in the sense that you can pretty much think your own thoughts without the government getting in your face and saying "No stop that, it's not allowed, didn't you see the sign back there, yeah that's right the one that says, stop thinking now, because you have just entered North Korea or somewhere and it's not allowed, we'll do all the thinking for you from now on, you just sew those trousers over there and make those death caps that we are short of, there will be a new delivery of African Killer bee stings and a new needle on Tuesday, oh and a pattern to work to, mind your fingers, there are a lot of sharp things coming your way." "Shush wants that sound in the bushes, could be anything"?

#27 The problem with that is that one day the Sun's energy will all be used up, the planet will go cold and Snotr will likely go off...I like to look at the big picture.

Downside of course is that you could end up throwing away a lot of batteries that are dying but not quite dead.

I'd be a little worried about suck-back but that's me all over.

He's currently driving around in a rover on Mars.

I was expecting a sudden cry of pain and half an arm being removed from the hole as a fake one armed man pretended to fish. I agree with most of the comments, there is absolutely no way you could catch a pike with your bare hand, without losing several fingers. Pike are terrorist fish, they attack their pray full on with teeth blazing, you might be able to tickle a trout but pike are not ticklish.

Not at all helpful!!!!!!.....What I needed was "Everything you need to know about making love for longer than 6 minutes" As my comment was the last one on this subject and here I am back seven years later with the facility to amend my comment if I wish, I've decided...no need

It's almost the rhythm to 'In The Air tonight' by Phil Collins And exactly the beat to Windy Millers there from Trumpton.

I refer you to #1 above

Or was that a superior eagle shaped drone from the future, taking out the old technology

I wonder if that is a wild Cockatoo or a pet, how wonderful to have those birds sitting on your fence, we have to make do with the fecking penguins

I wonder if he has high blood pressure

I can't wondering how many times they have been robbed since.

Yes some amazing stuff back then.

I hope everyone got off safely

Can't fault him

Presumably these are top recorded speeds as I would imagine the speed of the wind would make a little bit of difference to the results.

Wow this video came around just 38 days ago, which I don't mind at all, it's a good video.

wow the past

#2 Music, gardening, mountains, art, stamps and eating all exist and there is evidence of them and plenty of it. To spend your life talking to and praising something that can only be reached by faith, when you can have faith in anything, even if it isn't true, is a fallacy. Faith is not a reliable pathway to truth is it. I'm interested in what is true and if you think I am narrow minded and uncultured you are about as far from the truth as you will ever get in your life. I'm very happy to discus this subject with you if you would like to continue this conversation. But think on this, there are countless religions in the world they can't all be true but they could all be wrong, believing in one particular god means you have to not believe in all the others, not doing so can actually get you killed in some societies. Your belief in a god is entirely geographical based on your exposure as a child in the country you were born. It is also time based. If you had been born earlier on in human progression there is a good chance you would have believed in Odin or Thor or the Sun or the Moon.

#11 Oh Thunders I only missed you by 5 years.

Whenever I see nuns or monks I can't help but think what a fecking waste of life, devoting yourself to something what almost certainly doesn't exist.

I think they both want to fight.................... with the fence

Just a year ago, seems much longer.

#3 My goodness Thunders where have you been, it's been an age?

Just had an update..5 years on its the car again that is on it's side, it will be the tractors turn again around 2:20pm the dog is fine.

She so needs CPAP

Way to Crow

BARELY!!!! I hope those notes were no more than 5p

#11 yes it is and we shouldn't be eating as much of it as we are. I still think that poor creature should have been given a support harness of some kind, just something to take the strain off it's back and neck.

What a boring way to fill your day though.

Just build the building with none-fireproof cladding on the outside and when you have finished with it, or before in our country, just set it on fire.

This must be on Snotr more recently as I remember playing it over and over several years ago, but not seven and I wouldn't have not left a comment. Absolutely brilliant.

FECK ME!! Even with the warning that was fecking scary. Why would anyone get so close to that? It reminds of the old saying 'Let sleeping diamondback rattlesnakes lie'

I wonder if it gives change.

I hope the puffer fish went on to have a long puffer life. I was willing the guy to get it out and not cause too much damage in the process, awful hook.

To my reckoning he can breath and smile once every three minutes.

I think it is stretching it to say the car parked itself perfectly, it didn't leave a lot of room between itself and the next car. Bad car, dirty car!!

A Fishmance.

Perhaps they are just trying to get a tiny bit further away from Denmark

Still brilliant

Judging by the ending this could be called foreplay

"Hello is that the insurance company? can I just check that my building made of metal, with a very large flat roof, is covered under my policy, only it's just collapsed with all my stock inside"

Thunderbird eleven

Boys will be boys and some of them will be dead.

Super cute, I wonder who he is eating right now though.

Everyone driving along, not a care in the world..then..........

Forty years doing that, wow.

#1 Hopefully not many otherwise it wouldn't be able to submerge. Maybe the guy will keep them forever.

Loved this two years ago and I love it still.

#1 They do, but I suspect you are yet another SPAM ARTIST posting your crap on out site and like the others you will be removed.....Goodbye

I guess it could have been worse

If I'm honest I may well have said the same the thing and agreeing with Jeremy Clarkson really pains me.

Can't believe this is four years ago, wonder if it's still cracking nuts, or if the guy is in lockdown with Covid, like the rest of the fecking world.

So why five years on do we still have plastic cutlery?

The issue with this is that you need the back wall.

I wonder how many were made.

I think Covid-19 has altered my feelings towards my fellow man since my comment one year ago. Now I would tip him out of the wheelchair, punch him in the face and throw his wheelchair in a skip.

I wonder how long it took to sort that out

As I'm in an argumentative mood today I have changed my mind they are Walrus's. Oh yes they aren't

#4 Yes and you are a knob, like many before you using this site to spam your wares. ADMIN WE HAVE YES ANOTHER CHANCER THAT NEEDS REMOVING. I KNOW WE ARE LOW ON NUMBERS BUT WE DON'T NEED THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wonder how many kids have walked into tables, chairs and walls doing this

At least she didn't have to deal with the poke.

oh dear, is this salvageable?

Absolutely amazing and brilliant that Boston isn't wasting it's money getting the robots doing anything stupid Of course when they eventually take over, it will be video's like this that will make the so fecking mad and turn against us.

There are definitely worse ways to land a plane, I would have been straining for a worse outcome.

My goodness I had completely forgotten about this item and the conversations I had with Thunders about it, miss those days.

Ready for some new video's Snotr anytime you have a minute

Did they really have to film it at night

If I lived around there and I was a git, I'd get up early in the morning with some mates and some large containers of Artex and some rock coloured paint and just build one of the sides out a few inches

Powerful stuff indeed.

Powerful stuff indeed.

Powerful stuff indeed.

"Three wheels on my trailer and I'm still rolling along,
this piece of tree is helping me, can you see, my piece of tree
and I'm singing a happy song
Right around the corner is a RAC and we can watch those other trees, go gathering by"

Love the way the music takes off along with the rockets

Need to work on that other 30% in my opinion

Quite a few quids worth of firearm there too.

Don't get it?..................

Wore my tyres out just watching

That looks like fun...

Hey you can't leave it there, now I've got to go to Google...I have a bad feeling though...

Brilliant I bet he's got a lot of stamps on his passport

UUUUMMMM sand.............................

The duck is offering lessons for this escape procedure, which is great until you get the bill.

So was the Peugeot second?

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO THE FEW SNOTARIENS THAT REMAIN.

#4 you are a very rude little girl

Well I've just done an update on my awful sense of humour and without seeing what I wrote 7 years ago, I thought of exactly the same comment this time, so don't need to type it

Well the first few seconds were ok, then the video stopped.

Luckily lots of clean underwear hanging up.

Do you think it's still going on, or did someone buy one of the fish.

Fascinating...................................

Absolute tosser..............

Riveting

Well I haven't seen these in use, so perhaps it didn't take off?

First night of the honeymoon in traction me thinks, hope they were not too badly injured.

Good news everyone, I've just had an update from the owner and the car which crashed in 2013 should be back on the road in 2012, a year earlier than expected. Second bit of news the driver, who is still in hiding has been spotted living rough in the woods.

Some people just spend too long playing with their balls, had to be said.

Somehow it didn't seem like so much happened from where I was sitting........"Nurse I need a seat by the window, I'm missing stuff"

Question is who had the right of way. Second question, was it the pilot or the girl who had the brownest underpants

#1 Nope Goose years.

That would have been much more impressive if the guys in the second plane, were not expecting the first guy....He turns up, taps on the door, they say "Oh feck look it's Pete, let him in, I'll put another tea bag in the kettle"

#7 Little embarrassing, the spam artist at #1 got removed and you slipped into his spot. lol

#8 If they did it wouldn't have rolled far.

I wonder what that guy is doing now I mean right now, he will be nine years older, maybe married divorced kids, working in a bank. Actually as this is December 21 2020, he's probably in lockdown due to Covid-19 like the rest of the fecking world.

Watching this a year on in 2020, you start to wonder if it is situations like this that start pandemics, last year I felt different.

#2 #3 Glad I asked now.

Probably blew their budget on those first four minutes.

What is the end product?

Good work out

And no one had a Martini.

Would have been funny if he had said at the end " Hi I am your Grandpa..and I'm going to fecking keel you"

I'm wondering when someone will think about quickly adding a lead weight to the inside or an internal brain spike.

#10 I want to believe that Stephen did become the first flying carp and is living out his retirement somewhere wet.

Doesn't lose it's charm does it, the falling over backwards bird, its grip ok yes it loses that, but not its charm oh no.

Almost as bad as rectangle schemes

About a $1000.000 worth of Lego

I wonder how many other sharks that would work on

Didn't mention loo rolls....

I guess we need to hear the rest of the story, but from that side it seems to suck.

Yep we should have more of that kind of justice

Amazing stuff

Why anyone would fall for this even for a second amazes me. He takes the ring from Amanda, turns around and pushes a padlock (not the padlock) shut over the ring, you don't need a key to lock the padlock. Amanda's ring does not get swallowed which is why it isn't wet, the rest is more bollocks and involves a second ring, padlock and key. And the audience all go woooooo! come on idiots use your brains.

That would be something that stays with you and probably the dolphin for ever.

Not playing too well on my PC today.

Uuum very yawn..interesting..

Lots of places to hide camera's...just saying

Do they do one for a mandolin

Anyone know how the little guy is doing?

"You can Yodel as much as you like kid, but no you are not pushing in and where is your fecking mask!" ...."Oh and tell your granny too"

Okay I'm not a gamer and although I watched the video, I have no idea what I just watched. But a note to the people who made the video, the English subtitles are not staying on screen long enough for people to read them. I'm not a slow reader but in my opinion you need to leave the text onscreen for at least another five to six seconds each time. I wasn't interested enough to keep pausing, but if you are trying to get a message out to English speaking people, leave the text on the screen longer.

I've always liked this guy, we don't see him enough these days..I was about to complain that he didn't get an electric shock as the video progressed then he came up with the goods, so I was satisfied.

So if you spin a chicken while she's laying her egg...no no this experiment requires more time at the drawing board could be messy.

I just want it to be known now, that I am very happy to have the vaccine for Covid-19 BUT I DO NOT WISH TO HAVE THE RUSSIAN VERSION...OH NO THANK YOU VERY MUCH..I'D TRY BLEACH FIRST.

I hardly dare ask if this is 1920 or 2020?

I think there were two baby rabbits, one survived but one didn't, the moral of this story as told to the snake was "And don't come back"

QI

Yeah its a good trick, but its not going to get you anywhere in life is it..loser

That woman would really get on my nerves......................

I liked the "AHH...AHH" part

Makes you wonder how many replies you would get as a pilot if you advertised "FREE FLIGHT...Looking for someone to sit in while I practice landing after engine failure...bring your own nappy"

Holy shit batman I got my shoes wet

Apparently on the way back, the dogs are on the sledge

Why is it when I take two of my dogs out they get their lead tangled all the time, but he has ten and they don't

If you are the kind of person who is going to drop a cat several times to make a video, are you also the type of person who would be curious as to what would happen if you tried it with a dog, that is my worry.

Good old home office

Surely by definition a slice should come from a whole.

If that is being accepted as a world record then surly I could make a two foot piece and called it the worlds largest 10th of a pizza slice?

I can see the day when you will be able to make little houses with windows and a rocket to sit outside, maybe even a car with wheels that go around.

It's good to know about these things, but lets face it if your differential gets indifferent with you, you need a garage and a decent available balance in your bank account.

I wonder where they eventually buried him

I tried to join the revolution, but it seems it it didn't take off.

I can do a Hillman Imp from the 1980's.............wanna hear it again?

Didn't even touch the sides

I wonder if she's still going round?

Seems like a lot of work, to decipher something that we we will now know an accurate answer to anyway.

Well he tried goddammit, at least he did that.

What a great story and thanks so much to Snotr Admin for giving us a feast of new video's to watch today, just what I needed here in the UK with a Covid-19 National lockdown and a grey sky.

#1 Absolutely otherwise it's just a pointless mess of images.

Naw there was a hair in the gate, do it again.

It sounded like a kitchen window rather than a car windscreen.

Spoilt it at the end in my opinion

Yes so there.

Avoid rings, stick to circles

Aww I want a pet flying squirrel called Deeb...........................

This is a long video, so if you are in a rush...the answer is No.

#13 As I genuinely hadn't read your comment when I thought of mine, I'm going to type it anyway. 'Oh for fuck sake, don't teach them how to fly to'

Jam on toast for tea then.

It's always pissed me off that people can be born with that level of skill, while I end up with four sides when I draw a triangle

You would have thought he would have made a ten seater first and tried it over a boating lake.

#24 A month is a long time at the moment.

Walked past the roof yesterday, its still going on, cat had a hip replacement operation in 2019, and is a little slower going backwards but the pigeon is making allowances so you can hardly tell. The music has changed they are now listening to some country and western, Tex Ritter I think.

#15 No it isn't, just has new presenters.

#2#5 The greatest threat to our lives is actually people like you who ignore the hysteria and think we should probably do nothing as it is futile trying to do so.

#2 I presume you mean Like Smallpox?

Save water shower with a commuter

Brilliant, I should have been, but I wasn't expecting that.

Six years on and although in use these things aren't perfect and won't be replacing the hypodermic any time soon, but they have their uses.

This play that went wrong, went wrong on Snotr 8 days ago and I for one think it's about time we had a new video....please

I still think it would have been quicker to get off and walk.

What did he say about cement again?

#1 What bird?

The shark is lying on the beach thinking 'Ok, took a wrong turn back there, but just stay cool, I know it was popular but there is still a chance that some of these guys haven't watched any of the Jaws movies, it might not be too bad, they might not all be pescatarians'

You gotta have a death wish to take part in this event or least a belief in reincarnation

And 2020 style https://youtu.be/db5WSmdN0wI

Well at least he was human, unlike the current one.

That was farcical

Funny how some videos seem much older than others, I wonder if this video is on one than once.

The years go by so fast...

Well that made for a very nice amusing surprise...I was expecting to have to watch the snowball fight again.

Why 10 years later am I not hearing about this procedure, is it real or isn't it?

if there is a heavy wind they will blow all over the battle field.

It's almost a Mawashi Geri.

#23 Just because the previous comments were ten years old, you still have to count them lol.

What a wonderful few moments, makes you want to find out more about them, how their day started and how it ended. Why did the guy on the bike leave without his hat, just amazing.

ADMIN WE HAVE YET ANOTHER TOSSER SPAM ARTIST...PLEASE RELEASE THE HOUNDS>

Yes I remember this from way back, wonder what the guys are doing now, hope they are still playing.

Dirty shirt dirty shirt

I just hope he had planning position for that.

#20 I should buy more lottery tickets

Admin, it's been 8 days since we had a new video and it was about cockroaches...time for a few new one's, when you have a minute

It's not going to disturb many worms walking on tarmac, more likely to get run over silly bird.

I wonder what we are down to now in 2020 I'm thinking 19

I guess it makes sense, felt sorry for the poor reporter, did you see his shirt ugh!!

Lovely way to start the day. I wonder how they celebrate at the end of a concert...glass of brandy maybe?

What they didn't show you but the elephant could see, was that behind the camera was an anti tank cannon.

Pilot obviously paid by the hour and it's only five to.

Drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip.................................

um

That's made my back ache.

I appreciate one answer would be "Why not" but WHY?

Magical just magical

Got IM................

Ready for some new video's now ADMIN.

#10 yep I'm guessing then went back about twenty minutes

Still scary 4 years on.

Eleven years on I wonder if he is still doing the same act?

Yeah very good, but as my Dad would have said, he needs a haircut.

Really pisses me off that someone can what I can't do twice at the same time.

#1 Yep indeed it does.

What a lovely calm video, very relaxing and incredible detail.

Still amazing five years on and seventy years on.

I didn't realise that Tim Minchin knew about all this stuff, not as funny as usual though.

I'm just driving over to house to see his plants, anyone coming?

Always always always listen to the guys that know.

Level 10 time travel.

I wonder what that guy is doing right now? My guess is he's either asleep or he's making those things.

All good from 2 minutes onward

#7 Well if the choice was the orangutan or you Kenny, I'd definitely go with the Oran

#6 And if there were three to chose from Sowshul, very likely you would be sharing a box with Kenny.

He's absolutely right, we now live in a 'Look at me, I'm fabulous' world. I find it nauseating. Now where is my hat.

Well I'm slightly ashamed to say I have never heard of her, but I've just been through Wiki and a few videos and now I'm quite clued up. There does seem to be some controversy about the woman now, as no other in history having become death and blind at 19 months seems to have reached the heights that she did and there is some suggestion that her teacher who translated what she was actually saying which was the best part illegible could have been manipulating what was being said, the jury is out on that one.

Caterpillars move in a mysterious way.

#4 Still an asshole after all these years Kenuty I see. Someone once told me that you came from Cambodia or Thailand or somewhere, so it doesn't surprise me one bit that you think animal degradation is ok, well it fucking isn't. There are too many backward cunt-ries in the word that treat animals like shit.

The Chinese are probably the worse and the world is currently paying the price of their stupidity. Rhino and Elephant horn for medicine what an absolutely ape-man intelligence (and that's being cruel to ape-men). All those beautiful animals slaughtered and butched for a tusk for the Chinese. And it does absolutely fucking nothing, if they must grate up a piece of something into a powder, try the hard dry skin foot pads of Chinese people, that comes off all white and powdery and will give exactly the same result as Rhino horn....fucking none!

If there is a Karen on this site it is and always has been you, you knob.

Much closer to Blackadder than Mr Bean

I would have wanted to lose another six seconds off that figure.

Two years on I still wanna be a titty bear.

Now that's entertainment

When I was a child I would have thought that was great entertainment but how wrong was I. This is exploitation of a gorgeous intelligent primate and should be banned.

Whirling Flameish.

Bad drivers with a bit of bad weather sprinkled in

Makes you want to have a go.

My main worry would be getting out of the net afterwards, that's my main worry after the net failing of course.

Great video I remember it well, looks like a king fisher.

#4 No hope she is OK, maybe Covid-19 is keeping her busy, she's a nurse in the USA. I do agree though the site is collapsing, I'm very often the only one commenting on the site. I still tune daily.

#3 You been out in the sun for too long today by any chance

#2 Funnily enough although I can see the show I stopped watching in completely since Stephen Fry left, I'm not a fan of Sandy don't know why, can't like everyone I guess. Having said that I did watch last nights episode as there was bugger all else on any of the other channels and it wasn't too bad.

With those tyres he could have dropped from 100 feet.

FIRSTLY ADMIN!!!! CAN YOU GET RID OF SHERDAVIS AT NUMBER ONE< USUAL TOSSER POSTING CRAP ON OUR SITE. SEND THEM AWAY ....BY THE WAY ANYONE READING IT< IT IS A SCAM AND WILL COST YOU MONEY AND PROBABLY A VIRUS!!!!!!

Back to the important stuff, can't make out what the first sound is but the second to me is Green Needle or I need who

And sadly then we got Sandy Toksvig

Is this the ride where everyone falls to their death after about thirty seconds, hence the short video?

Five years on still a wonderful sight and you still wouldn't get me up in one.

So we have to conclude that he climbed through but couldn't get his head through, the turned around, almost a Mensa challenge.

#4 Much like Snotr most days, great to see some faces today.

I hate that sort of thing but my goodness I enjoyed that. When you imagine how many times he must have fallen off learning all those moves brings joy to my heart. By the way I realise I am talking to my fecking self here, where are all the fecking snotarians, come on you barstards show yourselves, too scared hey, you pussies I'll bite your legs off.....I can wait......I'm in no rush...........................I can wait ALL DAY if need be.....little whistle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................OH FOR FECK SAKE SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

I used to dream that someone would make a website just for me and now I've got one I'm feeling like Noddy No Mates. Doing nothing for my self esteem this. I wouldn't even mind arguing with a person of religion at the moment..Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllpppppppppp.

or he missed the ride of his life, could have been fine an initial steep fly then ground contact and whoopee.

That's not a cat it's just fur on a feather duster

The enemy have guns and bullets but worry not lads, we have a shovel.

Can you imagine how much space there must be in a china mans workshop. No tools just a shovel.

Fascinating story, really enjoyed that Snotr.

Admin can you remove this piece of shit #1Joandavis from the site, I mean know the numbers are low, but we don't need this crap.

Really enjoyed the video by the way, weird but my kind of thing.

Ok, officially bored admin, more video please......

Imagine getting that order. "There might be a bit of overtime, coming up guys, and we night need to order some more hand pumps"

I'd like to bet there aren't any life jackets, you fall in and the pollution kills you very quickly, then you drown.

Very impressive, slick is the word I'd use. One has to assume there is some protection over the use of birds in magic and one also has to assume that he is not contravening that.

Gorgeous creature and good advertising for the shop, I bet he's wondering what Jack Russell tastes like...

If these dummy tanks are 100 times cheaper than the real thing, then they need to get the dummy tank price down to $100 then the real things will only cost $10000

The water level was probably affected by how much beaver there was in the area.

Hilarious but way too short

Very cute and obviously gamey but a really stupid dangerous thing to do 30 people die and 17000 are injured on escalators each year just in the USA. Don't copy her, date her, although she'll be getting on a bit now if she hasn't been killed by an escalator, just don't copy her. I wonder what her thoughts are now about that stunt?

Isn't it funny when you think about it, Snotr put a video on this site and we all watch it and try and make a unique comment about it and get people to like our comment, why the feck do we do that. Do we walk around for the rest of the day thinking "Got 5 likes for my type comment, some didn't get anyway, or did I get for than 5 and a couple of people didn't like it, mind blown". I'm tired just thinking about this.

Don't think it would need an operator these days.

Stella sick of having to press a fecking button to get anything done around here GRRR

I bet those bikes were throwing up after that.

It's going to be a while before a Ferrari does 0 to 207mph in 4.3 seconds isn't it.

There's nowt stranger than folk well apart from chemical reactions.

#6 It might be five years ago Thunders but Cause you did lol

#12 Oh no, not at all, they will have to make another pond to keep it company or it will get depressed.

Where are all the police in Prague, these shits could be arrested on the spot. The real crime here that needs addressing is that too few people will get to find out in time that this sum exists. Maybe there should be large screens up in all the major cities and people paid to film these criminals in action and their video's put instantly on the screens for everyone to see.

I bet he needs to go suck a Zube after that.

Well that was especially crap wasn't it, do we need to send in some new videos Snotr?

I'm thinking at the end of your first day working there, you would go home with a thumping headache, Imagine having to work there after a really heavy night out and a kebab.

Man that was disturbing, how are they allowed to live like that. Isn't there some system in America, that would intervene and get them some help.

Bom Bom didy didy didy, Bom Bom didy didy didy, Bom Bom didy didy didy........ la la la la TUSK! Fleetwood Mac

Where was I three years ago and a year ago? Just gorgeous, Love Warren.

Messy, quite an impact into that tree.

Just a thought guys and gals.

Snotr over the years has been a constant source of entertainment, packed with thousands of wonderful video's and in my opinion there is no better bank of interesting video's on the internet.

What it is lacking now is viewers. How about we all rally around and mention the site to friends, family, enemies, work colleagues etc, get them to Join and start making comments and rejuvenate this site back to where it should be and beyond.

If you are on Facebook, twitter whatever, get it mentioned, put links to it.

I think it is so sad that we are just down to a tiny handful of people commenting. If you already come on the site and view, start making yourself known, leave a comment, come on we can do this, lets see how far we can push this.

Also start posting new video's, for people to see

It is very well done, but just imagine how much more amazing it would have been if an actual midget climbed off that box and walked off the stage.

Why on earth would you try and close your window with a giraffes head sticking through it, mindless. Took me a couple of views to realise that the people talking in the car and filming were not the people in the car with the giraffe.

Could have gone better in my opinion.

I do wonder how good it is for us to watch video's like this, my stress levels just went through the roof, generally we only get involved in a situation like this one in our lives, then we stay well clear, to watch a dozen all in a row, I'm just not sure...

Yeah...........................................

Six years later it still causes the driver to wake up in the middle of the nights screaming NOOOOOO!!!!

Well this was at least 12 years ago, haven't walked through one yet, so I'm guessing it didn't open.

Need some subtitles.

I don't know why but I was expecting worse lol.

OK Admin ready for some new video's now.

Good way of comparing batteries I guess, I wonder how long it will spin on a Duracell?

I wonder what it looks like now?

Some of those were as clear as mud.

Good heavens.

I hope no one was inside, crushed and drowned in around five seconds.

So does anyone know what you do after the lava cools are you stuck with it, have you got to move area, what do you do?

Those stupid accidents just keep coming don't they. Some of those drivers must have been asleep.

#7 There are a lot of artists sitting on beaches in the Bahamas, nodding their heads while pissing themselves and drinking spirits from pineapples.

Big stingy buggers.

Well that's my work out for this morning.

The test will be when these systems prove to be so good that driver intervention is not required and safety levels increase to such a degree that accidents just don't happen. New designs for cities keeping pedestrians away from roads, speeds will increase, destination times will be shortened, no pollution levels, carbon footprints down to nothing and then you won't have a choice whether you drive or not, you just won't have the option. You will have to go to a track to drive a variety of old cars for a few hours, but no one will know how to drive, you will have to be taught to drive even an automatic electric car. All the petrol and diesels will be long gone or in museums, people will eventually lose interest in going to see those, they will be irrelevant to life in the future...... Just a thought

Now if you were in the middle of a forest at night and the forest floor started doing that all around you, how quickly would you learn how to climb a tree. Answers on a postcard to;-

Poohed you pants?
loose stools
Smelly pants
Montana

Three years on I do wonder what is actually taking place, is the fish on the outside trying to get the other fish out so he can move in, or are they both the same species and this is a mating ritual, it is just a fish game. Do they both have OCD, very interesting.

With parents like that who needs a day off...me I do

Never had an IPhone.

#3 Is that True Nomaddaf did he spend 5 years in jail for armed robbery?

A lot more talent than sticking a fecking shark in formaldehyde but sadly not reflected in wealth.

Wooo watch your mushrooms.

Second life............

Wow a new female Mick Jagger in the making, wonderful.

I just tried to explain this method to a friend of mine but I completely lost the tread, anyone got any ideas about how I could better understand it.

Doesn't seem 5 years does it.

Great story, just a shame that this video has been hijacked and awful music added to it by someone who clearly has no idea how to present a story as important as this, so don't watch this watch the actual video that it was stolen from. https://youtu.be/6_nFuJAF5F0

What's a section sampler? Hope it's a spiky thing on the end of a pole for taking chunks out of jelly fish for testing? You link it might be?

Ummmmmmm that was good

I'm a little embarrassed to admit that I once made a little car out of lego, but it only had three wheels.

Absolutely fascinating, really enjoyed that, more more more please.

Lovely to see, but also very very dismayed at some of the negative comments 7 years ago. But a possible explanation of why there are still people on this planet who are cruel to animals, no empathy. For someone to say Kinda gross to a bird hatching from an egg worries me, hope you have grown up in the last seven years although part of me hopes you haven't passed your genes on.

#18 depends if it was buried, cremated or stuffed I guess, if it's the latter much the same but it doesn't move around as much.

How much would anyone like to bet that he has sneaked one of his children on board a couple of times, the one he likes least.

#4/5 My goodness Dennyboy, you do not look how I imagined you at all, The face is right but I thought you would be wearing a cap and have different glasses and a beard and be wearing a Tshirt...how wrong someone can be.

Jesus that is actually frightening, it could have someone's eye out

Can you imagine the conversation at the shop, it $4000 and it only fly's for five five minutes. Feck me that's far too long, have you got a more expensive one that only fly's for a minute, it could be in Cuba in five minutes!!

Well very pre the drone but like LP's this has soul, love it.

What a lovely surprise for him and for us to see it, thanks Admin. If you have any more keep them coming, there are still a number of Snotrians out here, tuning in every day.

ingenious if not a little unfair on the squirrels.

Still tuning in every day guys, any new videos??

I had a girlfriend with a finger like that.

I had no idea I have been on here for at least 6 years

Now what drugs was I taking three years ago, need some more of those. #3

OOu Willy! It's a good job it wasn't.

Wonderful creature, I wonder what would have happened if he hadn't turned around when he did, perhaps it would have eaten his head

#1 Hope it's not Covid mate

#12 Is that the best you've got? Which part were you referring to? 40% of Americans believing bullshit? The A,B,C point? It's the Bishop selling £90.000 worth of cats piss isn't it.

Perhaps if they could send in a drone with a thin but strong wire attached to the police car, or one with some black spray paint to spray on the windscreen.

Just read my comment from 4 years ago and a year ago, have to say it still made me laugh a little. I be back either in 2021 or 2024 and see if it's still holding out, unless Covid-19 gets me of course.

#10 What much power?

He never blinks and is worth nearly a billion dollars, when I say worth I'm being ironic, he's worth nothing. I'm seriously thinking about becoming a reporter and interviewing him, he has a tendency if you say something he doesn't like to pull a really angry face and get right in your face, that is all I would need to to punch him so hard for invading my personal space that he would see little Jesus's spinning around his ugly face.

#5 Firstly the words rap song and great were never designed to go together but more important than that is why not make a serious point. Someone chose this televangelist as fair game to make a funny rap song, so why not take it a further step and point out that he and all the others like him are con artists, while-ever people are giving their hard earned money to these morons spreading their crap people should be spreading the word that they are taking advantage of delusion people who let themselves be manipulated by them. If one person wakes up and smells the roses it's got to be worth it.

You could see the determination in that wind, it wasn't giving up until it had blown it down.

What I will never understand is why a certain percentage of Americans 40%+ I believe) believe all that bullshit, you only have to look at the guy to know that he is either a) Insane b) A con man or c) Both. Wake up America we have nothing like this in the UK. Well actually we do have a guy claiming to be a self confessed minister selling a piece of string and a small bottle of liquid for £91 that protects you from Covid (oh no it doesn't!!!). Bishop Climate Wiseman (he's not a real bishop, but that's what he calls himself) He's definitely sold £90.000 worth of this crap to over a thousand poor deluded idiots, desperate to not join the dead.
It's very simple people if god can do anything and lets face it you believe that he can do anything don't you, then why do you have to play games with him and why do you have to give any money to anyone for his services. God made the world didn't he, so he doesn't need money, he can make money if he wants out of thin air, like he did with the fish and he can give money to these evangelists, you don't need to give it to them. And as for Covid-19 well come on guys it can't have escaped gods notice that people are dying from this virus all over the world in huge quantities, if he has any power he can just get rid of it, like he didn't when the Spanish Flu killed in excess of 20.000.000 people world wide. How many people would have asked god to get rid of that? A fair few you be sure. One possibility of course is that when god made the world, he suddenly went deaf and blind, either way save your prayers, we're on our own, just don't waste your money giving anything to these (unts who claim thhey can bring you divine intervention, all bollocks.

Let me guess is he one of those Evangelical con artists and is that an audience full of Bull shit swallowing Americans, just a guess.

Green is my favourite colour if it's grass, if it's skin then it is my lease favourite colour.

How did I miss this video a year ago?

Why couldn't they make oval window frames but with square window in them, or some of those leaded glass windows then put a nice plant in a pot on a sill on the inside, so when you nod off and then wake up, you can think you are in your lounge rather than defying gravity in a metal tube with lots of people you don't know one of which might be a terrorist and a few others that might have Covid-19.

This has been doing the rounds on mobile phones for a while now, really funny.

Yeah very well done.

That dog behaves exactly the same as my dog.... the opposite I meant the opposite.

#2 Absolutely not lol

They probably found that to make it run a mobile phone for long enough it had to be a centimetre thick and then you couldn't bend it, back to the drawing board.

Isn't it strange when you make a joke and then three years later have absolutely no recollection of doing so, brains are fully things.

I think I would have needed a light on my head to even consider that.

no one should have to work that quickly.

This requires a certain amount of compliance from the protester doesn't it.

So 4 times more people a day are dying of Covid-19 than the FLU world wide as of 1st of April. I'm pretty sure I have spoken to a number of people who have said OOu it's just like the flu and more people die of that, well they can shut up now, next.

Umm interesting, very interesting and also not very funny

I bet the stopping moment at the top was a bit scary, bad time to run out of fuel.

That's a big pussy.

Wow what a lucky guy he was, I wonder how he landed. When you find out that your mate is REALLY your mate.

I had a go myself close up to the screen, hit him straight in the back end and caused a lot of damage.

So why didn't it work?? come on we need an enquiry

It would have been ten times better if it was played backwards and you had to guess what the macroed item was.

Don't poke the Pussy.

I've been waiting eight years for this to come around again so I could do my joke... Ok here is it #7 Well if you haven't got a sparkly bikini I'd go with pole vaulting. Oh so funny well worth the wait... I wonder if Malakyte will be back in another 8 years to see how funny it was.

One of them changed nationality too.

Easier to just leave the lawn to grow, eventually you will have a forest, forests don't need mowing.

I'm going to call that the Tyson, next he will lean over and chew his ear.

#6 Having a harness on was no reason to blow it up! What are you a cat person, should have guessed

ANOTHER SPAM WONGER ADMIN #0

Yeah I wonder why they did share their food.

I think that's whats actually called Hanging the dog in Italy, maybe she needs to get a harness, fuck me.

I th'nk that's whats actually called Hanging the dog in Italy, maybe she needs to get a harness, fuck me.

Very positive video.

Wow haven't got a clue what they were singing but I liked it a very lot.

#2 An owls gotta eat.

Never never never give up.

Unbelievable some people are just too dumb for words, I mean just how long did she think she was going to get away with that for???

Well is was looking really good until it froze at 8 minutes and 2 seconds, great animation.

Yes it would seem that we will.

One of those Knobs are going to kill themselves.

#7 We do indeed.

#11 Hello Barrack how do you think Trump is doing after you left?

Every single one, wow.

Admin if you are sitting at home in some type of 19 lock-down and wondering what to do to pass the time, could I suggest that you spend some time removing some of these spam artists that are all over the site. There is Phamyen on this link and several more in the other video's in the last few days. A good spring clean would work wonders. Cheers JJ

I remember this video like it was yesterday and I was a hen back then.

Uum a new hobby idea there, not sure if I would have the patience though.

Wow, never heard of those before, I wonder why the caterpillar became so fussy, there meals times need to be very carefully timed or no dinner.

That must be messing with their basic instincts

I hope they remember to wipe down the mouth pieces in case granny comes round and fancies a blow.

So fellow Snotarians how are you all coping with 19 at the moment? We in the UK are not all isolated yet, but in the last couple of days the schools have all closed, all social gathering places restaurants, pubs, clubs, cafe etc etc etc have been ordered to close. The supermarkets have been decimated by panic buying, starting with loo rolls. Tis the end of the fecking world around here.

#3 Please tell us you are not one of the 'It's just a bad cold' brigade? For I am sick of those people as they are tossers!

I got a bit fed up after a fair while, checked the remaining time and I was only half way through. I wonder if one has ever fallen off?

Classic...Where is everybody by the way?

As a driver how can you not know that your trailer is thirty feet up in the air.

Truly amazing our grandparents would think it witchcraft.

It was wonderful but needed sound.

I bet he's got a record as long as his wing, little shit

Very hard to watch. China and many other countries need to get their fecking acts together and stop a) this appalling cruelty and b) these totally unsatisfactory conditions. Just think one of those sellers or one of his or her customers is responsible for closing down an entire country, killing and infecting potentially millions of people. I certainly hope when Covid-19 in finally under control that the world looks very closely at country like China who's government allow gathering of these kinds of markets. They need to banned and policed very heavily.

Looks like Mongo without the hair.

#3 the first half of your comment made sense then it went to la la land and I didn't get your point

Man and guitar in perfect harmony, my kind of music. definitely got the right fingers for classical guitar.

The Japanese system sound a bit stupid to me, I wouldn't want to be a bloody postman in Japan, that's a fact, although it's probably better than walking the streets.

#1 Well it would be peaceful.

They are buggers aren't they.

I wonder how the bird was?

ADMIN ADMIN!!!!!!!

It's caused by the golf fish.

#0 And I think you are yet another Spam artist and should piss off.

Lol..................

Right I'm back....What on earth has been happening while I have been away. Firstly I'm delighted to see a couple of extra names names here and secondly I'm dismayed that several of you seem to have a sense of humour defect. But mostly I'm glad we have some company.

Wow!! I wonder if they have a practice stadium somewhere.

Wow was that five years ago, Just read my previous comment and have no recollection of typing that..and it was funny

You sure that wasn't North Korea testing one of it's Nukes?

Sound like my old Scalectric set.

Before anyone comments about how long and possibly boring in places this video is, let me explain why I uploaded it. I have watched many of this guys guitar repair videos, he is a very skilled technician of acoustic often vintage guitars, if you have a prized acoustic, that has serious issues, even a broken neck, this guy could probably fix it, he is very skilled in this area. There are many of his videos on you tube and even if you are not interested in guitars or how they are put together, I'm sure you would be fascinated in his work.
But that isn't the reason I put this video up, the reason I did is the part where he starts talking about his lung function and leg strength, both of which I agree are undoubtedly genetic defects, the point is, he isn't going to be the only person with variations of these condition. Imagine if you are an athlete and have the lung capacity that this guy has or the strength in your legs that this guy has. You would have a major advantage over other athletes without extra training without the need to take steroids, potentially you could be unbeatable yet you would not be cheating in anyway. It does make me wonder how many athletes out there do have these genetic advantages, we, actually not me but some people revere them as gods, they earn an absolute fortune, live in absolute luxury when in fact all they have done has been to be born with these features. Makes you think doesn't.

Nice moves and he's probably not a paedophile

Cornflakes again then.

Maybe he'll do better next time.

ooopps moment and a lot of "no comments" following.

The first thing to do is down vote them, if they get enough down votes they disappear from view. Hopefully ADMIN will read these messages and get rid of them. In the mean time can I put out a shout to people who come onto snotr to watch the video's to leave a comment, just an hello would be nice and if you are not subscribed, do so, it only takes a moment. This site deserves some more support it has been running for 11 or more years, there are lots of excellent video's on here, click on the RANDOM video top of screen, post your own, we would love to have you, providing you are nice like we are. xxxx

#4 Why do I have a feeling that the link provided with your posting has absolutely nothing to do with the sculptures?????

ADMIN ANOTHER GERMAN HATING SPAM PLONKER THIS TIME IN THE FORM OF alicetaylor PLEASE REMOVE!!!!!

Donald Trump at the back there.

#2 Yep and some are $5000 I guess each one is sort of hand made (apart from the parts he has made) and they are very beautiful. I'd like to see a few colours on them, would be quite psychedelic.

Average of $3000 each.

Well at least it was quick.

Three people talking about cork ah.

Fascinating stuff. Imagine getting a Nobel peace prize for sticking a piece of sellotape on a piece of Graphite...I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Imagine if your one purpose in life was to be a cork and you were dis-guarded as you weren't even good enough to do that

Few questions...What happens to all the waste cork,....Do you think when you have worked in the cork factory for a while, that you start dreaming of corks, How much does a cork cost to buy?

Wonderful creature.

So in a few words, Don't take any notice of any recommended products on Amazon. Incidentally nearly all the key safes on the market irrespective of price are as easy to open as this piece of crap. Even the one that claims it is recommended by the police (the police don't seem to know anything about this recommendation by the way) is also very easy to get into.

One thing that is immediately obvious is that the classroom seems to be made of of 100% Finn Children. Here in the Uk the average classroom is 80% full of children from other countries who can't even speak English. This Finnish school looks to be absolutely brilliant ours in comparison is full of kids that don't want to learn, won't learn and don't give a flying feck for education and neither do their parents. If I were a parent these days I would move my children to Finland.

Anyone translate what was being said, it doesn't look like at least one of the guys wanted the wall knocking down?

Well that's my morning sorted.

The dog is thinking 'Oh feck the Cops, the fecking cops are after me, must keep running, they're trying to run me over, feck feck I'll shake them off at the next bend, Oou feck they are still on my tail, oh no there is a fecking car blocking the way I wanted to go, I'd better take a left, oh shit still on my ass, keep running legs come on come on we can outsmart these stupid cops, keep running...oh how fecking lucky is that, a fecking house and it's on fire, yee yee, now I'm gonna look really bright and I'm going to completely get away with mauling that child by the road back there'.

ADMIN??? Just when are you going to get rid of FUCKLIFE aka DUCKLIFE from this site. All it does is posts this stupid message. I've heard in the pipeline that it hates Germans of you want another incentive.

#4 That would be fine because I would win twice in that catch lol

It's appalling when you think about it, it could make you really angry if you thought about it too much. Absolute greed by the few, what do they think they are ever going to do with that amount of wealth. There are only so many homes you can live in, so many cars you can drive, only so many hours in the day and only so many days in a life time.

The UK used to be the greatest country in the world.

Yes given the choice I think I would have avoided all of those flights.

Yes well there you go.

Good to see you are on the ball Geekster This video is very similar the the one two video's up. lol

I'm not very bright but I can lift heavy fings.

Spreading pig shit at a guess.

#5 I don't know what I mean, I mean I don't really know what I meant when I said I didn't know what that was but I didn't know what was happening and it wasn't what I thought it wasn't but in some ways it was if you know what I mean, but in retrospect I didn't know what it was but sure it was something I mean everything is something but somethings aren't what you think they are, are they, are they oh ok I think I get it but do I, no I don't think I actually do I'm sure saying I do when I don't so as not to look stupid but now that might be too late or something, I'm just not sure and I'm nearly ready to admit that but perhaps not right now but then again yeah perhaps I should because you know you can't pretend forever can you, at some point you have to come clean because of well cream cheese which is all that matters really if you are that person but then it has to be said it might not matter that much in actual fact, but no I'm outside of all that i'm just not sure anymore if I should just accept it because who knows I mean who really knows when it comes down to it and are they just making it up or are they really sure I mean can we trust that side of society, I wouldn't if I were you and I might be that not possible is it but would you know well not me I know that..............hope that's clear

I don't know why we don't see these in fields instead of those fecking wind turbines I'm sure they could be made to generate electricity and they could employ someone on minimum wage to sit in a little shed next to it, to give it a push whenever it stopped on one magnet.

#1#2 You pair of unbelievers, couldn't just be that the horse has musical talent, oh no! Well what about Lee Marvin who sang 'I was Born under a wandering star' in Paint your wagon he was a little horse. This one was definitively trying to play Hey Jude.

Wow just think how effective that would be if your enemy stood completely still at three different levels and you had time to prepare for your kick, devastating. oh I just spotted the little fellow at the bottom, yeah quite good yeah.

What was that then, what did they do there then, how was, I mean , what did they do there then, tell me what that was.

We are a group of really bad people.

Is that even allowed?

#2 Phew I felt really singularly bad there, for a moment.

Am I the only one who wanted the avalanche to cover the entire village burying all the idiots that whooped?

#5 I got it Denby I don't think 'Sorry' would have travelled well so probably didn't reach the states.

ADMIN PLEASE REMOVE FUCKLIFE #2 SCAMMER SCAMMER SCAMMER!!!!!!!

how strange...............

I wonder if he got a ticket

#2 Snotr ADMIN Ducklife is actually Pondlife and a scammer could you please remove.............

The pilot did that on purpose.

#11 I'm sure the masses could be kept just as distracted without paying the distractors so much bloody money, If you are good at a sport and got a regular wage for playing it, surly it is better than working in an office.

#12 I'd like to think I wouldn't put myself in that position in the first place, was he married at the time? In which case he committed adultery at the very least.

#9 Was he found guilty?

He drinks like a Great Dane I know, gets half of it on the floor then dribbles the rest all over the place.

#1 I totally agree with you, I think we need to stop the world and start again.

That was two seconds too long. uggh cough cough. Typical a guy goes into the ditch and nobody stops and gives him a tow out. And maybe a big thick piece of foam rubber on that corner might have been nice or a couple of old mattresses.

The guy who re-positioned his car was not experiencing his first tornado.

#3 I have to say Thunders that I don't like all this hero worshipping for sports people. They get paid stupid money, have a short career, live in absolute luxury and everyone thinks they are gods. In my world they would get paid an average wage probably about the same as a hospital cleaner and they would need to get another job when their career was over. Same goes for musicians and actors mine would be a fairer more balanced world.

Just shows the divide between countries most people in the UK had never heard of him.

Few sights more sad than a dead helicopter.

Cow juice..........................

#2 Well Kenny Cake isn't especially good for you so less is more if you think about it.

What a great idea, providing it always works.

And that's what happens if you have sex while driving, sometimes there are three finishes.

I have two questions 1) What happened to his hand due to the leak and 2) How many people have done this since.

Hilarious .......................