Well I wouldn't put on more than a quid each way.

Notice how the fish just completely ignore it no freaking out not like our lot when it happens on land, just because their houses have blown away, think like a fish.

The life of a chiken is cheap.

Is there a problem Admin??

Ferrari board meeting ......"Right unless you are going to tell me we're faster than a cheetah this meeting is over....again!!.

Still doing it on my screen

I've now lost all respect for human jugglers

Historic moments....................one day this will happen in North Korea.

Still don't know what is going on, was it intentional or not?

Big Fat Pumpkin

Now that was good

Ok there is either something wrong with my laptop, the video or Snotr as this is doing exactly what the next video is doing, the picture freezes after a few seconds but the music continutes and I don't know what this video is about? Oh and then it starts again 13 seconds from the end

Ok Thunders, what were you actually thinking here. The video freezes about two minutes in and the dialog continues in a language I'm thinking is not understood by most people on Snotr.

And where there is one, many more are to follow.

#2 More to the point, the camera travelled all that distance and when it got back the girl was still laying on the grass...LAZY!!

New paint job I'm thinking.............the fence I mean, the car is fecked.

Nobody click on the link from 'GEOMETRADASH as usual it is a piece of CRAP. Perhaps admin would like to remove it??

#1 I was wondering if doing this gives you upper back or neck pain. They look like flying duvets

I wonder if he's had his fish this morning already?

Makes you think...she must have gone to Specsavers.

He just loves to hate water.

I'd like to see the skateboards without the riders

The other morning a bird landed on my window ledge wearing a little badge that read "I ain't flying nowhere!!" I opened the window and said "What's up buddy?" He said "I'm sick of this, winter here, summer there, winter here, summer there, I don't know who thought this up but it definitely wasn't a bird" I said "Come on in, I'm just doing breakfast, want some eggs?...sorry " Steven wright 1970 something...

Sometimes life just aligns itself perfectly for you...but most of the time you hit the first car.

I sware I was pulling with them as the moose cleared the water. I know that would have been incredibly heavy, but I wished they had moved it a little further away from the hole.

We share the same biology
regardless of ideology
what might save us me and you
is if the russians love their Mooses too.

Sting 1985 modified.

Quite an atmosphere

#9 Yes there are a number of them in that fiece of film.

Well I'm lost for wo

Anybody notice that the mask changed three times during the dance?

#1 Yes they generally have an attitude, perhaps this goose is kept on its own?

Not as good as when he used to electrocute himself all the time, but still very entertaining and interesting.

#1 It's a shame there wasn't a lol at the end of your comment but I'll leave it.

This guy is inspirational that's all I've got to say about from Wow.

#2 #3 Most definitely Monty Python google Python the Black Knight. Snotr froze when I pressed send and it printed it twice

"None shall Pass"
"What"
"None shall Pass"
"I have no quarrel with you good sir knight, but I must cross this bridge"
"Then you shall die"
"I command you as king of the Britains to stand aside"
"I move for no man"
"So be it"
Bit of fighting ending with arm being chopped off
" Now stand aside worthy adversary"
"Tis but a scratch"
"A scratch!! your arms off"
"No it isn't"
"Well what's that then? pointing at the arm on the floor
Looking at the arm on the floor "I've had worse"
"You liar"
"Come on you pansy"
Bit more fighting ending with ather arm being chopped off.
"Victory is mine..We thank thee lord that in your merc.."
Bit of kicking in the head.
"Come on then"
"What?"
"Hi chew"
"You are indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine"
"Oou had enough hey"
"Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left"
"Yes I have"
"Look"
"Just a flesh wound" kicks him in the ass
"Look stop that"
"Chicken..CHicken"
"Look I'll have your leg...Right!!" chops one of his legs off
"Right !! I'll do you for that"
"You'll what!!"
"Come here"
"What are you gonna do, bleed on me?"
"I'm invincible"
"you're a luney!"
"The black knight always triumphs Herichchu, come on then"
Chops his last limb off..looks around at his armless and legless body.
"Alright! We'll call it a draw"
"Come patsy"
"Oh oh I see, running away eh, you yellow barstard come back here and take whats coming to you, I'll bite yer legs off"

"None shall Pass"
"What"
"None shall Pass"
"I have no quarrel with you good sir knight, but I must cross this bridge"
"Then you shall die"
"I command you as king of the Britains to stand aside"
"I move for no man"
"So be it"
Bit of fighting ending with arm being chopped off
" Now stand aside worthy adversary"
"Tis but a scratch"
"A scratch!! your arms off"
"No it isn't"
"Well what's that then? pointing at the arm on the floor
Looking at the arm on the floor "I've had worse"
"You liar"
"Come on you pansy"
Bit more fighting ending with ather arm being chopped off.
"Victory is mine..We thank thee lord that in your merc.."
Bit of kicking in the head.
"Come on then"
"What?"
"Hi chew"
"You are indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine"
"Oou had enough hey"
"Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left"
"Yes I have"
"Look"
"Just a flesh wound" kicks him in the ass
"Look stop that"
"Chicken..CHicken"
"Look I'll have your leg...Right!!" chops one of his legs off
"Right !! I'll do you for that"
"You'll what!!"
"Come here"
"What are you gonna do, bleed on me?"
"I'm invincible"
"you're a luney!"
"The black knight always triumphs Herichchu, come on then"
Chops his last limb off..looks around at his armless and legless body.
"Alright! We'll call it a draw"
"Come patsy"
"Oh oh I see, running away eh, you yellow barstard come back here and take whats coming to you, I'll bite yer legs off"

Devastation...it would have been nice to see the source though.

I don't care what the law says, if I ran a jewellery store I would take up clay pigeon shooting and keep a loaded shotgun behind the counter.

When you watch something like this and see the emothion that these incrdible animals feel, it makes it so much more important that we condem cruilty to any animals and we must ridicule and shame the backward culture of any country that trade in ivory for what ever reason and we must shame and run out of town any individuel that shoot these great creatures in the name of sport.. If these people have businesses they should be boycotted and the countries that still allow trade in Ivory should be ostracised by the countries that don't, until they grow up.

32 days Snotr admin, come on now, about time we had a barrarge of new videos, you must have some in the queue.

Still quite a talent, I'd hate to think what it would look like if I tried that.

What licence did he finally get, his cutting down trees and scareing the shit out of the locals licence?.

That must be a lot easier than it looks.

When you can't think of anything to say, just copy what you said six years earlier...unless it was 'I do'

A rolling bear gathers lots of moss and many tourists. I think she's trying to recreate that post dentist screen from the film 10 with Dudley Moore & Bo Diddley, where Arthur, having just come back from the dentist see's a jazz musician through his telescope having more fun than he is having on that Jet-copter and swings the laser arm of the floating telescope around in a furious manner hitting himself hard between the legs and causing himself to trip over the balcony of the third floor of that hotel where the Mexicans were playing really loud the night before, and while still holding on to the suitcase he flys by making fast walking steps in the air like I do and rolls down the hill is a bear suit then someone shouts "Throw shorty from the train" with all those heads in a bag and the big gay fellow say's "Hi'll be back" and off he goes somewhere, can't remember where, but that cartoon Deer that gets orphaned at the beginning of the film before the squirrel called nutter or something skated across the ice, ran off with the little guy with the extending neck and said "OHM" (he was from the electricity company I think) but he still took off in a rainbow of lights and was shot down by Darf faders the local ghost hunter..that one you know. nuts

I'm still wondering why I got five down votes for my washing powder ad six years ago lol, must have touched a nerve with at least five anti washing powder protesters.

he'll be a teenager now, shit how time flies

My feeling is, just because you can do something doesn't nessasaily mean you should.

We're doomed Mr Mannering Doomed

Mad as a fish

I wanna know how they got that tile to replace itself 11 years ago.

Gonna need a bigger stick. He was halfway there when he decided to grab it's horns, he should have left the bike and rode the ram home, suuwee suuwee here pig pig pig. Or
This little piggy made him park it
This little piggy piggy made him moan
This little piggy got a new bike
This little piggy had plenty of fuel
and this little piggy rode it all the way home.

Still cracking nuts.................

Thenkfully we don't get enough snow to require a set of those, oh I hope that wasn't the kiss of death snow.

Definitily an Hungarian Vizsla, beautiful dog they make great pets and love their walks.

If Leo had been born a few hundred years later, we would all be living to 200, we would have landed on the moon in the 1800s and be living on Mars by now.

That really sucks

I agree, I look upon Snotr as a kind of filter, somehow the few good video's out there get through, mostly by your good self these days. It's quite rare for me to come across any in the real world, otherwise I'd be posting more.

My health service days are long behind me now, like yourself I both loved it and hated it but mostly loved it and the people I worked with, that is key to any occupation. Get a moron in the team and most teams have at least one and not only does become more difficult it also become unpleasant. I reached the age where I wouldn't stand for that any more and made my third and probably last career change, I now work for myself. I think we are of a similar age, you might be slightly older than me, but not by much. The official retirement age in the UK is 65, I see in the states it's 67 for full pension. So if that applies to you we both have around three years before retirement in our respective countries lol. (unless you are taking it early of course).

It's different for me now as I don't need to retire from my self employment, I will probably do less of it, assuming I don't die in the mean time of course lol. JJ

If you watch the video from the beginning, that was probably the same guy limping in with an ingrowing toenail at the beginning and later after being treated he left the hospital half dead, probably with sepsis at the rear on a stretcher, realised he'd left his mobile behind, so they bought him back in the front and dropped him off the trolley, the final piece of the video which we didn't see was him being wheeled out in a coffin. Never go to that hospital..

#4 Yes you seem to be keeping the site stocked up Thunders well done. Certainly not the site it used to be though is it. Are you still working in the health service? JJ

The Raven
BY EDGAR ALLAN POE
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more.”

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December;
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost Lenore—
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore—
Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me—filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
“’Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door—
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;—
This it is and nothing more.”

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
“Sir,” said I, “or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;—
Darkness there and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, “Lenore?”
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, “Lenore!”—
Merely this and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
“Surely,” said I, “surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore—
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;—
’Tis the wind and nothing more!”

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately Raven of the saintly days of yore;
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door—
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door—
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

nevermore!

#2 Its a good job, ortherwise they would take over the planet Imagine if they grew to ten feet tall and prayed on us, well not me, but us without me.

Really beautiful

Must record that for when I'm in an electric.

"Hello Boss, I'm gonna be late again" "*!!!**!!!***" "Yep Fecking cows again, I have video"

Ummmm.........................................

I bet some of those injurys, still play havoc even now.

We have it easy don't we.

great effect ..............................

I make that sound while I'm waiting for my beer.

I've been in 100mph winds, that was no more than 99.7 in my opinion

Yes you will get them for sure, as long as they hatch or don't get eaten.

Ok I started off really iritated by her voice, I'm not a big fan of all those upward tones at the end of every sentence. But after a while I started forgiving her for that and I now just want to give her a big hug and congratulate her for her table, I think it is amazing, I take on board what the two people above have said, certainly an awful lot of time and expensive equiptment were involved. I don't know anything about the young lady, but I love her dog and her attitude to keep going when things go wrong are commendable. Would I have had the patience, absolutely not, half an hour in I would have been in my car heading for Ikea for something that would just do the job. But that would have been my loss, because I wouldn't have that table adorning my kitchen to show to everyone and say I MADE THAT. Wonderful.

Well thats ruined that jigsaw that I was gonna do.

Definitely getting better, still obviously unreal to me, but I have a thing about faces.

She seems to be able to walk just fine, why doesn't she just take them for a walk.

I still wondering what he's doing now.

She wouldn't have been laughing if she was in one of them.

Why on earth is this video on Snotr. Someone cutting their lawn the way everyone used to cut their lawn before petrol and electric mowers were made? The only thing to be said about it, is that it demonstrated the fact that people had to cut their lawns at least once a week, usually on a fecking Sunday. Because if the grass grew more than about an inch, the mower could cope with it. Posh people also had the grass collector attached.

Must be fecking crazy

Witch craft every second of it.

I wonder what the owner has for tea.

You would have thought he would have learnt his lesson the first time, but to do it again straight after, that's just dumb.

And the award for shell toilet of the year for the 8th year running is......

#8 Can't believe I made that comment 8 years ago. I would now like to apologise to the crab, hope it grew its leg back and went on to live a long happy crabby life on the ocean bed. I may update my comment in 2029.

That really should be out

Trey should spend less time teaching kids how to swim and more time teaching them how to tred water.

And rightly so....................................

Odd video, a bit like going to the supermarket. Having said that very impressive range of fruit and veg and beautifully displayed.

Nature is a cruel son of a bitch.

I remember the very first one of these when the robot just layed on his back and gave you the finger.

Yeah it wouldn't look like that if I did it.

I went into a restaurant recently they had a sign saying 'Continental breakfast served anytime'. So I ordered French toast during the renaissance.

I don't get it, the world is real and I know it's not a perfect sphere but why can't we miniaturise it down to any size and it all be exactly in proportion?

I hope they sent him to a polite prison.

What a lovely young woman.

The other dogs are saying "Told you that wouldn't work either, so that's hanging, overdose, drowning and tram, you are just going to get over that bitch and live man"

I wonder if it uses the litter tray.

I bet there were some strange odours coming from that beach and not just Hippy oil.

It actually slightly unreal like the disasters they made on Thunderbirds in the 1960's. Imagine the cost as well as the loss of life. I wonder what the area looks like now, did they rebuild or walk away?

#5 It would spit you out.

I wonder if they covered that in staff training.

None shall pass!

As I've said for a long time, Amazon is an awful company but far too convenient.

I'd like to see the frog jump off and walk away......before I completely rule out superglue.

Close call................

What if it had been a Griffin?

Looks like it was recorded on an Amstrad VHSc camcoder and this is about the 27th copy.

That's all very well, but what if you want a puntchure and a flat tyre hey!! They didn't think of that did they, wankers!

The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round round and round the wheels on the bus go round and round all day long.

The bus is in air when will it come down will it come down will it come down the bus is in the air when will it come down, oh oh shit

When the wheels stop turning yes indeed yes indeed yes indeed, when the wheels stop turning yes in deed fecking soon.

The passengers are spewing everywhere everywhere everywhere the passengers spewing everywhere in to buckets

But theres a hole in my bucket dear Eliza dear Eliza there's a hole in bucket dear Eliza so fuckit.

#3 Another piece of spam that noone wants to open!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great video..................

I'd make him go back up and put it all back.

Very good. I'm amazed that aircraft in the fire had to be written off though?

Fasinating video, fasinating subject I can't undestand why anyone wouldn't be interested in this.

Watching it again, it would have been nice to see the in the air part at actual speed. Also did anyone notice that when the music was slowed down just before he landed, it sounded like the emergency services

Where there is a market people will find ways of making a living, good luck to him. I bet he makes a pittance on each one.

I think the value of shush just went right down.

Lucky Ducky and her brood. I've watched this a number of times over the last nine years and I still worry and close one eye.

#18 That's how Australia was created in 1770, Captain Cook was sent to discover the place, but he only found New Zealand so he ordered his men to set fire to all the barrels of Ammonium Dichromate, that they carried with them, just in case, and whalla there was Australia, then all the Aborigines hopped accross from New Zealand on Kangeroos, each carrying a koala with a bush baby on it's back and thats how Australia was formed all thanks to Ammonium Dichromate and Capn Cook.

#18 That's how Australia was created.

#18 That's how Australia was created.

#18 That's how Australia was created.

#14 uggh I use a wart on my girlfriends chin

Could have given them some food..

I just love encounters like this, what an absolute priveledge to have a meeting language with another species, lucky guy, and lucky seal that she or she didn't meet a moron.

Pilot to landing crew on radio "Not funny guys, not fucking funny at all!!, was that you Dave, yeah I bet it was you, I'm gonna shove that junior hacksaw, right up your arse, when I finally land this fucking thing, you can hide, but I will find you"

ExHILarating.........................................

It's a Bee for goodness sake, what's it gonna do sting yer.

Ah just let it peck you, what's it gonna do, it has no teeth.

#2 My friend says they are crap.

#* Welcome to snotr Scammer now you can feck off. How annoying and I was going to say something nice about mazes.

Can today get any Snotr worse...No new video again and the Classic video of the day, was the Classic video of the day 11 days ago

Well for the second time in three years that's 13 minutes and 26 seconds that I won't get back...but you know I kinda don't mind at the moment.

Well he managed another 4 years after this interview, probably died in his sleep, tossing and turning.

If we had been shown that experiment at school I would heve invented the hover board by now.

I'm only guessing but is this now not around anymore?

#20 ....................................................

Presemably somewhere on masterlocks packaging there is a little note that says...The lock you have just bought, is a piece of shit and will not do the job you bought it for, but thank you for your purchase. Why doesn't the world get together and sue their ass.

Red hot here at the moment, so nice to see a little ice.

Still amazing four years on.

So if he doesn't notice, does the lion get to eat him?

That's very cute, does he not get rats too?

Has anyone on Snotr been to New York and seen the paining? Is it not protected from maniacs in the public?

I would imagine this has since been updated.

#8 Cheap, do you know much those flip top bins cost?

I wonder how many they will be building when electric rules.

So whats the differance between a chipmonk and a squirrel, come on anyone but don't reach for wiki or those things we used to use er what were they called Hooks no somrthing like hooks uum looks no thats not right oh got it, enclyclopedias.

#7 Looks like English, but I havent got a clue what you mean?

I wonder how often people fall into someone elses pan on the way to theirs, presumably the bigger the pan the wealthier the owner. Do you think they offer pan time share?

Did anyone notice whether it was heads or tails?

When you think about it, it's just a full size version of a small model of itself, but with real parts. Nothing to see here folks. Why don't they make large scale versions of small things

Oh the days when we had 50 comments, seem only 11 years ago..I bet some of those fails have left some with life changing injuries, the guy who faceplanted the wall for instance.

I'm sure that guy called my wife the other night

#3 He's not going to be by himself, I'll be strapped to his back

#1

Some guys have all the luck
Some guys have all the pain
Some guys get all the breaks
Some guys do nothing but complain
Alone in a crowd on a bus after working, I'm dreaming
The guy next to me has a girl in his arms, my arms are empty
How does it feel when the girl next to you says she loves you?
Seems so unfair when there's love everywhere but there's none for me
Some guys have all the luck
Some guys have all the pain
Some guys get all the breaks
Some guys do nothing but complain
Woo woo woo
Woo woo woo
Someone to take on a walk by the lake Lord, let it be me
Someone who's shy, someone who'd cry at sad movies
I know I would die if I ever found out she was foolin' me
You're just a dream, and as real as it seems, I ain't that lucky
Some guys have all the luck…


TURNS OUT THAT SOME OF HIS STORIES ARE IN DISPUTE.

Am I the only one thinking, has anyone gone over the edge?

Just measuring up my back garden as I type.

Presumably you can cut it with an axe if it isn't sitting on a piece of softwood, where it sinks in. What about sissors? Any anyway why is everyone trying to cut this stuff, leave it alone.

#9 But clearly it wasn't

#5 Of course they are they are mammals

And no sign of Adam, Eve, God or Moses, what a surprise.

#2 I agree with all the comments

I didn't see a lot of cheek to cheek dancing, which cheeks did they mean anyway.

Uummm yeah

Is it reasonable to say he didn't age well? I was waiting for the ear to disapear then I remembered that it wasn't Van Gogh

Now that I would like to do Hate those fecking rope ladders though.

That would be me again, seeing that shadow, pissing myself.

I would have expected at least an Aaaaaaahhhhh but no nothing.

Apart from the sheer fear of being up there I think the thing that would tip me over the edge, so to speak, would be the seeing my fecking shadow way below me, you know just as a reminder of how fecking high I was, nice to watch but not my idea of fun sadly and I say sadly because I wish I were the kind of person who could enjoy doing that.

So enjoying the new videos, I'm trying and failing not to binge watch them.....just in case

Yeah what they said.

Feck me! Whatever those guys are being paid it aint enough.

Just amazing..............

Well if I had to choose, any would do.

What year was this then?

I wonder how many women, rinse those things and how many just put them straight back in the drawer.

Not something you want to have to do twice in your life, I niced someone lying on the floor at the end, I wonder if that was someone who jumped or someone who they landed on.

We'll I'd like to think that I will be the last to leave this site but happier to hear that it isn't going anywhere anytime soon and better still if new video's start to appear. Thanks Geester

#22 Have you not heard of car theft?

#40 It really is a great shame. I have been with Snotr for many years and have watched all the videos since I joined, not to mention all the videos of the day and many many random videos. My biggest feeling of loss is all the video's I have stored as favourates, literally hundreds and although I don't watch them often, I like to know that they are there and that I can look at them when I want. If the site disapears all that will be lost. I've gotten used to the lack of new videos now and if I'm honest the rate that they had been posted over the last couple of years has been so slow and limited I know it was never going to rise up again. The owners have been trying to sell the site for years and clearly the advertising hasn't brought in enough income for it to run.

I do wish Geekster or who ever owns this site would post a complete and honest message, explaining what is going to happen and when and what the site is currently costing to keep it 'semi' live on the internet as I have no idea. Ther must be server costs and contract periods that are going to need renewing or allowed to lapse. Although I would like to think that when the bills arrive someone will pay them, but in this world with no financial benifit who is going to do that.

So come on Snotr, lets have some costs, what are you paying out annually to keep this site visable and what income are you getting from advertising to offset that, what is going to happen to this once wonderful site and when. We your loyal viewers deserve some feedback.

Regards JJ

#12 Oh...... Anyone wanna buy some Lava?

I think that second one kind of passed the quick test.

#35 This site died a long long time ago, it just hasn't fallen over yet.

I bet their 20p's will run out before they get that mess sorted out...."Mum can I have some more change?"

#33 Not sure if you are trying to stir up an argument here Social Media, I'm mearly stating a fact, perhaps if you and some of the others who visit this site but rarely leave a comment, started doing so, we might have a bit more of a comunity on here like it was a few years ago. I think it's a great shame that Snotr has become a big of a social graveyard of late.

Well speaking for myself, considering it's been 40 days since there has been any word from you Geekster or anyone else running this site. it has felt like the site has been abandoned. It's obvious that the 'Classic video of the day' is set on auto pilot. It would be nice to hear from one of you a little more often, giving us and when I say us, from a comment point of view that usually means me and ocassionally two others, an update. Only takes a moment to type a message guys, no one is that busy, even busy AF people can type a message.

There is some room for error, the wires won't be live and it would be much trickier with an aeroplane. Right tool for the Job, if you can fly a helecoptor it's the spinning equivevant of doing reverse parking between two cars.

When the hens starts going out and bringing back tins of cats food they will probably made a film about it staring Jack Nicholson and a big Indian

#29 To think that was only 55 years ago, life looked and indeed was for those people like the middle ages and obviously they were all on the fiddle Here's my video of the day https://youtu.be/oqjYchwkSpc

Well this next clip is definitely going to leave a lot of people behind, be interesting to hear from anyone who hadn't heard of these two https://youtu.be/k9LH0-nMSpk

Conversation on phone

"Yes Darling I'm going to be late home again"
"No Darling I am not shagging the office girl again"
" I was just coming around the corner and I would have been home"
" I don't really care if you think I am lying or not"
"Why you want to know why? I'll tell you why because in about seven minutes you are not going to be my wife anymore"
"Oh so have looked out of the window now have you?"
"Come on I think I deserve an apology, don't you"
"What was for dinner?"
"Awww Shitski my favourate, what a shame"
"Yeah running would be an idea"
"if you make it I'll see you at your sisters around 7pm"
"Bye darling Bye..bye..bye...no you go..bye kiss kiss"

Two years on since I last liked it, I've now changed my mind, I hate the fkin table now, wouldn't give it space in my shed, I'm very fickle aren't I.

Still alive...84 now

I would have loved to see the camera swing round to show the produced holding the kid in a head lock with his hand over her mouth

#25 Dont see you very often Your's was a little weird, but weird is fine. Here is mine for today https://youtu.be/YgOYLDf5Wv8

#23 Glad to have you with me krazeeyez. Notice you are from Mongolia, so what's life like in your country, do you have a job, family, is life good? PM me if you wish. Enjoyed your last video it's amazing how many prugnint woman are out there lol. Here are mine for today https://youtu.be/p_5yt5IX38I and https://youtu.be/GIN5aTyy5MA

That's my kind of cat.

I've been thinking guys if nobody in Admin are going to put new videos on when we know there are at least 10 sent recently by Thunders. All we need to do is become a collective parasite . We don't actually need admin to put us new video's on, in fact they go though a system where they don't allow certain videos probably due to copyright and stuff like that. BUT we can get around that completely by simply posting the videos we want to be seen directly onto this Alternative Math posting. I don't know why I didn't think about this before. So come on, keep it reasonable, remember there are kids that use this site, or at least I assume they do I don't actually know who uses the site these days.

I'll start it off with this one and remember you can still vote it up or down and nobody can complain that your video's are not being shown. Obviously in the mean time if Admin would like to start putting new videos on all the better. Here is my first posting on Parasitic Snotr.com https://youtu.be/_5m_J5wogMQ

Holy shitingtons, lucky barstards

Great music too.

COME ON ADMIN 26 DAYS AND NO NEW VIDEOS!!!! HAVE YOU ALL BEEN STRUCK BY COVID-19? Obviously if you have I'm really sorry BUT YOU HAV'NT HAVE YOU SO COME ON LETS HAVE SOME NEW VIDEOs OR PULL THE PLUG>

Someone pulled the plug out.

Back in the days when 64 people might comment on a video..in 2021 it drops to an average of 2

#14 Ok I have hundreds stored in my favourites

Here are a few of mine

https://www.snotr.com/video/434/Family_Guy_chicken_fights

https://www.snotr.com/video/2165/Indian_teacher_explains_the_word_fuck

https://www.snotr.com/video/1746/Gollum_receives_award

#10 You really are bored arn't you krazeeeyer As it happens yes, having moved house I had to drive 376 miles to check these two out last Wednesday, still at it, the cat started a blog back in April and the pigeon took a course in calcium antropology, the study of milkmen. Between them they have also started a magic act where the cat actually catches the pigeon and appears to swallow it whole, only for the pigeon to reapear on the street below inside a milk bottle, the cat then breaks open the bottle with a tiny cat hammer and the two of them vanish into thin air then appear back on the ledge.

The hip replacement had to be redone (a lot of them do) the fecking vet put it in, back to front so the cat was doing a lot of unnessasary circles. The pigeon on it's last molt is now all psycodelic in its plumage, displaying purples, orange and flashing amber. All in all it was worth the petrol, plus there is a really nice bar near by that sells Bitter in gallon glasses, you have to quickly make friends with all the people in the bar to help you tip it, as they refuse to sell straws due to the effect they have on climate change. I told um that wouldn't be a problem if they only sold paper straws but they thought that was a stupid idea and turned all the regulars against me, so I couldn't drink my beer. What started off as a really good day, ended up on a bit of a downer, I'm sure you will agree. But I'm sure that's happened to you

#12 Yep like a Dyson.

Interesting very interesting and not very funny

I wonder how much you would need to slow it down to watch it completed at normal speed.

Where do you get great big chunks of copper and magnets like that.

#9 I'd be happy if they just posted one, I mean how long can it take? The last one has been there for 19 days now....

Funny video....

I would like to think that that paper plane in in a glass cabinet somewhere with the video of it's flight playing behind it.

He's obviously been put down in a previous life.

#5 I agree Thunders, get some some uploaded.

Just imagine Friday lunch time, they go out for a couple of pints and a pie then in the afternoon pissed they get all leary and kill someone.

Swap the injured dog for a human and the chances are the person who went over would be stealing his mobile phone and wallet. I fecking hate some humans.

I'm pretty sure he passed me in Milwaukee the other week, his dads closing in.

#2 Ah thanks, now I kinda wish I hadn't mentioned it ADMIN THAT WAS A FECK AWFUL VIDEO

ADMIN THE FECKING VIDEO WON'T PLAY, IT'S BEEN SAT THERE NOW FOR DAYS........

#19 Thankgoodness for you I thought I was experiancing deja vu

BY THE WAY ADMIN IF YOU READ THESE MESSAGES, CAN YOU SORT THE CURRENT LATEST VIDEO, IT WON'T PLAY!!

He should try the arrow on the right side of his bow..just saying.

Imagine the static build up on that car now

Tried it in my bath, I almost went back in time.

That Elephant should be taken around secondary schools in the UK.

Wow this wouldn't play yesterday, I'm really glad I came back to it today. Woman and bicycle in absolutely perfect harmony, imagine what she could have done if it had gears.

Was that meant to be slow or is my Laptop playing up again?

I think we can assume for whatever reason, he was in a bit of a hurry. Options 1) Stolen car, 2) Pregnant wife in car 3) Third time he's been late for work that week on final warning 4) Needed the loo, really badly 5) under cover police officer 6) It was a film stunt and some idiot from scientology was doing his own stunts again. 7) Is there a plane about to take off somewhere 8) His wife is taking his kids out of the country 9) he knows that a bomb is about to go off and he's determined to save the state. 10) oou there must be others but I've got to answer the doorbell.

The flying Lorryman.

She made an impressive house there..for a fox.

So did anything happen next?

Fascinating apart from the nosy barsteward at the beginning

Spoiler alert. The end is exactly the same as the beginning

Wherever that is, I don't want to go there, kin nutters.

Actually if they had stayed exactly where they were, they could only have got slightly wet, but I would have been with them...in fact I would have been ahead of most of them. They could call this Tsunami practice.

Yep...not for me...but yep.

Amazing, I'm so glad we were able to visually see that, it wouldn't have been half as good if we had only been able to visually hear it.

That was so boring I only watched it about six times

If nothing else, he can get a job, cleaning driveways. or clearing snow in the winter.

i find the narration really irritating, why doesn't he just get on with it.

So around ten minutes to produce that, lets say four an hour, 32 in an 8 hour day, probably a millionaire by now.

I bet they couldn't do it that fast if they were being played some slower tempo music like some Leonard Cohen "Suzanne takes you do-wn to her place near the river, you can hear the boats go by, you can spend the night beside her" https://youtu.be/svitEEpI07E

#5 A goose would certainly be cooked. emoji's not working wow first time oh they are now on the edit

I bet that's the dogs name or just Kane

Cat asks for a stroke, cat gets stroke, now cat can't move anything down it's left hand side and it's face is all droopy.

#13 No no no we don't do that, not nice.

What kind of a coconut is that. The one's I know have dark hairy shells, while the coconut flesh is on the inside and coconut water inside that. You have to use a hammer to get inside them, or drop them from a great height. That one looks more like an apple.

I wonder if it was an expensive one..just send another drone to find it... International Rescue Drone..

Good recovery there, BBC training at it's best, switch to the weatherman.

And a whole new band of viewers are out this afternoon trying master-locks and stealing bikes.

And now he's got a center parting

#5#6 It's been pretty lonely on here for a long time, I swear some mornings tumbleweeds blow across my screen before I get to the classic video of the day. It would be nice if more people made a daily comment and put a few new video's on and it would be just as nice if Admin were to post new video's a little more often. The bloody kidnapping cat video above has been here for ten days now. But I won't be deterred I will keep logging in as long as Snotr will have me. JJSASSP xx

I wonder what they cost if you didn't build your own

I've seen instruments playing puppets

That is impressive even for a cat, I'm thinking Aertex. Aertex good name for a cat

#14 Or when your wife is with you and two guys pass by

#13 Sorry I've taken six years to answer Thunders, I like to think things through thoroughly.....still not sure

If they were birds it would be feathers

#3 I'll keep my eyes peeled Thunders

Wow never seen that before. 1934 nothing changes does it.

#1 You too Thunders, thanks for all the video's you have posted by the way.

All gets a bit samey after a while doesn't it...like I was an expert after about ten seconds, why didn't he show us the cutting out and the making the holes and the stamping the motif? Bit of a stitch up in my opinion

#2 Yes I thought that too Thunders, why was their no sound too

Wow this is awful. I don't fully understand where the threat is coming from, is it just the family of the one who has been killed or is it from the whole community. I'm guessing but prepared to be wrong, that this is linked to some religion? It makes no human sense whatsoever, the person who committed the crime is in prison, that would be normal all over the world, some countries would have capital punishment included in that process, but to punish the family is inhuman. I wonder how the people who are instigating this rule sleep at night, knowing that children much like their own, if they have any are not allowed to leave the four walls of their house, year after year after year, when they have done absolutely nothing wrong. How can you stay respectful in commenting on this when it is a heartless backward process that deserves no respect. Wake up Albania it's 2021 not 0001

I know a girl who got Poison Ivy on her brain, the only way she could scratch it was to think about sandpaper. Steven Wright early days.

If it was a dog I'd be thinking Fox Pooh.

I just wish for the sake of the common man and decency that he had showed at least two pieces of wood that either split or where he drilled the hole in the wrong place, you know just to stop us all from feeling quite so inadequate in the woodworking department.

#7 Not to mention the unlucky car drivers

Trying to think of 2000 reasons why that might have been a waste, but I could only come up with around 9, if they were shot three times each, you know just to be sure, that still leaves 1973 bullets.

And now he is accepted we will turn the camera off...far too rude.

These was a much easier way, but afterwards they had to uninvent helicopters.

or "Yes madam we put out your house fire and for the first time ever this has added value to your home" "How?...Because you now live in the middle of a lake..do you own a boat?"

It used to be a regular thing to see at the side of the road in the summer, a sideways laying caravan, you don't see it so often these days. Someone I know had his touring caravan go into a wobble, luckily without tipping and he got out the car and refused to pull it ever again, shook him up so much, his wife drove it home and they bought a static caravan lol.

I wouldn't call it great skills at all, I would call it fecking dangerous sailing and a lot of luck. There is no way they should got so close to that other boat.

I wonder if they have had the courage to make a "Okay we fecked up last time" video

Definitely gonna need bigger balls

#18 Thought I would keep you guessing for a little while. Five years is nearly enough

I bet that was fun while it lasted.

The dog must think he is growing incredibly fast.

#2 I mean something that doesn't require for him to be on his back in a grotty room staring at the ceiling.

Proof if it was needed that spending too long on multimedia is not good for your future.

Wow that is a toughie, So how long has he actually been in the iron lung and isn't there a more portable option for him in 2021.

#2 Yes and I bet you knew I would be saying that lol

#4 Lol at least you get to see your grandkids, Haven't seen mine since Christmas Eve apart from on video phone. I've a new one I haven't seen at all yet lol

#2 Ohh Only missed you by a few minutes

I don't, six strings on a regular guitar are plenty for my brain.

Beautiful sound, just couldn't work out what they were singing about, apart from the words in the title. As they are called Jehovah Shalom and are seventh day evangelists, it's a shame in my opinion that their songs are probably helping to bring more people into religion, when what this planet needs is less.

Oh to have that much energy and courage...I would like to meet the woman who climbed up there without all the fittings and grips and screwed those to the chimney, that's the woman would like to meet.

He still won though didn't he.

Not only didn't it collide with the shore or also didn't collide a another ship between it and the shore

You would think at his age with bare arms he would be wearing protection, especially with all those youths about, I'm thinking maybe a 44 Magnum.

I'm sure I've seen this in black and white with Stan and Olly

You can get them from B&Q now

#12 Doesn't matter where you go these days, it's bloody white eggshell every time. Even at the multiplex

The problem as you watch, you start wanting to work it out, but then blood starts dripping from your eyes and ears and it becomes impossible. The should call it the LSD Dance.

#10 Absolutely, as long as it isn't white eggshell, I've seen that one.

You were only meant to blow the bloody doors off. 13 comments and 8 years and nobody said it, unbelievable

#8 If it increases the numbers then its a yes from me.

#23 I kind of think I know what you are talking about ie yesterdays video lol but I'm not totally sure and if you think about it, you are talking to me on here before I even arrive, that's like talking to the future man and now here I am lol. The nearest method of time travel I know.

As to that rat and cat situation, those cats certainly needed to go to cat school, for goodness sake they were a disgrace and for those people who kept calling that rat a mouse, Jesus perhaps you thought the cats were rats.

Well I have to say, it is nice to see some action on the site, I long for those days when new video's were put on daily and a fair sized group of people commented and had banter. It would be great to build that back up again, but of course that is going to require some action from ADMIN too. I appreciate it might not work, but come on lets inject some fuel back into Snotr, more watchers become writers and the good old days could return.

For now I'll just say Thanks Thunders Thanks D Rex and Thanks Basman T I'm not sure about you Iosman 001 as the majority of new members tend to be touting spam these days, but we'll wait give you the benefit of the doubt at the moment.

Spread the love

By the way ADMIN I think I should be given some gold star points for sticking with this for so long after everyone one else had buggered off lol. Maybe be a GOLD 999 is due.

Imagine having to design a trap to kill those

I find it really weird how my brain works, not only do I not remember watching this video three years ago or ever, in fact I sat watching just now thinking I have never heard of a cone snail, but also I don't remember leaving my amusing comment. I think I have an explanation though and its not necessarily early onset dementia lol. Firstly I'm sure like me, you can watch a film several times without remembering the whole thing, there are parts you notice or concentrate on the second or third time that you didn't the first, or maybe you were distracted on one occasion and actually didn't register it at all, that explains the video. Regarding my comment I have come to the conclusion over the years that I can react to a situation very quickly usually in an amusing way, that's how my brain works and as such I don't have to think about it and therefore I don't need to store it in my long term memory, hence the surprise sometimes when I see something I have written and don't recall it. Don't know why I am telling you this and I can't remember what I've just said anyway so I'm off to take more medication or not.

#2 Yes me too Thunders, perhaps they don't know you have returned, maybe post some new one, you were always good at that. It has been over two weeks since we had any new ones. I personally would prefer a new one each day to several at a time and then nothing. I would love to know how long it actually takes to actually post a video by admin, maybe you could tell us admin. And also tell us if you are short of videos to post, how many you have in reserve and if you need us to upload some more. I'm down to just watching the archive video each day now and have been for months and months.

I ALSO NOTICE THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE TUNING IN FROM TIME TO TIME AND GIVING +s and -s IT WOULD BE GOOD IF YOU ANONYMOUS PEOPLE STARTED LEAVING COMMENTS JUST SO WE KNOW YOU ARE AROUND

I guess the moral of the story is if you go to a hat shop to buy a cap, don't get one with a massive spike pointing down from the inside or one woven out of the stings of African Killer bees as it may not end well, but that's only my opinion, you can obviously take your chances if you want, its a free country, when I say free, I mean you have to pay for stuff, except rain and air, that's free, or they are to be accurate. No I mean free in the sense that you can pretty much think your own thoughts without the government getting in your face and saying "No stop that, it's not allowed, didn't you see the sign back there, yeah that's right the one that says, stop thinking now, because you have just entered North Korea or somewhere and it's not allowed, we'll do all the thinking for you from now on, you just sew those trousers over there and make those death caps that we are short of, there will be a new delivery of African Killer bee stings and a new needle on Tuesday, oh and a pattern to work to, mind your fingers, there are a lot of sharp things coming your way." "Shush wants that sound in the bushes, could be anything"?

#27 The problem with that is that one day the Sun's energy will all be used up, the planet will go cold and Snotr will likely go off...I like to look at the big picture.

Downside of course is that you could end up throwing away a lot of batteries that are dying but not quite dead.

I'd be a little worried about suck-back but that's me all over.

He's currently driving around in a rover on Mars.

I was expecting a sudden cry of pain and half an arm being removed from the hole as a fake one armed man pretended to fish. I agree with most of the comments, there is absolutely no way you could catch a pike with your bare hand, without losing several fingers. Pike are terrorist fish, they attack their pray full on with teeth blazing, you might be able to tickle a trout but pike are not ticklish.

Not at all helpful!!!!!!.....What I needed was "Everything you need to know about making love for longer than 6 minutes" As my comment was the last one on this subject and here I am back seven years later with the facility to amend my comment if I wish, I've decided...no need

It's almost the rhythm to 'In The Air tonight' by Phil Collins And exactly the beat to Windy Millers there from Trumpton.

I refer you to #1 above

Or was that a superior eagle shaped drone from the future, taking out the old technology

I wonder if that is a wild Cockatoo or a pet, how wonderful to have those birds sitting on your fence, we have to make do with the fecking penguins

I wonder if he has high blood pressure

I can't wondering how many times they have been robbed since.

Yes some amazing stuff back then.

I hope everyone got off safely

Can't fault him

Presumably these are top recorded speeds as I would imagine the speed of the wind would make a little bit of difference to the results.

Wow this video came around just 38 days ago, which I don't mind at all, it's a good video.

wow the past

#2 Music, gardening, mountains, art, stamps and eating all exist and there is evidence of them and plenty of it. To spend your life talking to and praising something that can only be reached by faith, when you can have faith in anything, even if it isn't true, is a fallacy. Faith is not a reliable pathway to truth is it. I'm interested in what is true and if you think I am narrow minded and uncultured you are about as far from the truth as you will ever get in your life. I'm very happy to discus this subject with you if you would like to continue this conversation. But think on this, there are countless religions in the world they can't all be true but they could all be wrong, believing in one particular god means you have to not believe in all the others, not doing so can actually get you killed in some societies. Your belief in a god is entirely geographical based on your exposure as a child in the country you were born. It is also time based. If you had been born earlier on in human progression there is a good chance you would have believed in Odin or Thor or the Sun or the Moon.

#11 Oh Thunders I only missed you by 5 years.

Whenever I see nuns or monks I can't help but think what a fecking waste of life, devoting yourself to something what almost certainly doesn't exist.

I think they both want to fight.................... with the fence

Just a year ago, seems much longer.

#3 My goodness Thunders where have you been, it's been an age?

Just had an update..5 years on its the car again that is on it's side, it will be the tractors turn again around 2:20pm the dog is fine.

She so needs CPAP

Way to Crow

BARELY!!!! I hope those notes were no more than 5p

#11 yes it is and we shouldn't be eating as much of it as we are. I still think that poor creature should have been given a support harness of some kind, just something to take the strain off it's back and neck.

What a boring way to fill your day though.

Just build the building with none-fireproof cladding on the outside and when you have finished with it, or before in our country, just set it on fire.

This must be on Snotr more recently as I remember playing it over and over several years ago, but not seven and I wouldn't have not left a comment. Absolutely brilliant.

FECK ME!! Even with the warning that was fecking scary. Why would anyone get so close to that? It reminds of the old saying 'Let sleeping diamondback rattlesnakes lie'

I wonder if it gives change.

I hope the puffer fish went on to have a long puffer life. I was willing the guy to get it out and not cause too much damage in the process, awful hook.

To my reckoning he can breath and smile once every three minutes.

I think it is stretching it to say the car parked itself perfectly, it didn't leave a lot of room between itself and the next car. Bad car, dirty car!!

A Fishmance.

Perhaps they are just trying to get a tiny bit further away from Denmark

Still brilliant

Judging by the ending this could be called foreplay

"Hello is that the insurance company? can I just check that my building made of metal, with a very large flat roof, is covered under my policy, only it's just collapsed with all my stock inside"

Thunderbird eleven

Boys will be boys and some of them will be dead.

Super cute, I wonder who he is eating right now though.

Everyone driving along, not a care in the world..then..........

Forty years doing that, wow.

#1 Hopefully not many otherwise it wouldn't be able to submerge. Maybe the guy will keep them forever.

Loved this two years ago and I love it still.

#1 They do, but I suspect you are yet another SPAM ARTIST posting your crap on out site and like the others you will be removed.....Goodbye

I guess it could have been worse

If I'm honest I may well have said the same the thing and agreeing with Jeremy Clarkson really pains me.

Can't believe this is four years ago, wonder if it's still cracking nuts, or if the guy is in lockdown with Covid, like the rest of the fecking world.

So why five years on do we still have plastic cutlery?

The issue with this is that you need the back wall.

I wonder how many were made.

I think Covid-19 has altered my feelings towards my fellow man since my comment one year ago. Now I would tip him out of the wheelchair, punch him in the face and throw his wheelchair in a skip.

I wonder how long it took to sort that out

As I'm in an argumentative mood today I have changed my mind they are Walrus's. Oh yes they aren't

#4 Yes and you are a knob, like many before you using this site to spam your wares. ADMIN WE HAVE YES ANOTHER CHANCER THAT NEEDS REMOVING. I KNOW WE ARE LOW ON NUMBERS BUT WE DON'T NEED THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wonder how many kids have walked into tables, chairs and walls doing this

At least she didn't have to deal with the poke.

oh dear, is this salvageable?

Absolutely amazing and brilliant that Boston isn't wasting it's money getting the robots doing anything stupid Of course when they eventually take over, it will be video's like this that will make the so fecking mad and turn against us.

There are definitely worse ways to land a plane, I would have been straining for a worse outcome.

My goodness I had completely forgotten about this item and the conversations I had with Thunders about it, miss those days.

Ready for some new video's Snotr anytime you have a minute

Did they really have to film it at night

If I lived around there and I was a git, I'd get up early in the morning with some mates and some large containers of Artex and some rock coloured paint and just build one of the sides out a few inches

Powerful stuff indeed.

Powerful stuff indeed.

Powerful stuff indeed.

"Three wheels on my trailer and I'm still rolling along,
this piece of tree is helping me, can you see, my piece of tree
and I'm singing a happy song
Right around the corner is a RAC and we can watch those other trees, go gathering by"

Love the way the music takes off along with the rockets

Need to work on that other 30% in my opinion

Quite a few quids worth of firearm there too.

Don't get it?..................

Wore my tyres out just watching

That looks like fun...

Hey you can't leave it there, now I've got to go to Google...I have a bad feeling though...

Brilliant I bet he's got a lot of stamps on his passport

UUUUMMMM sand.............................

The duck is offering lessons for this escape procedure, which is great until you get the bill.

So was the Peugeot second?

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO THE FEW SNOTARIENS THAT REMAIN.

#4 you are a very rude little girl

Well I've just done an update on my awful sense of humour and without seeing what I wrote 7 years ago, I thought of exactly the same comment this time, so don't need to type it

Well the first few seconds were ok, then the video stopped.

Luckily lots of clean underwear hanging up.

Do you think it's still going on, or did someone buy one of the fish.

Fascinating...................................

Absolute tosser..............

Riveting

Well I haven't seen these in use, so perhaps it didn't take off?

First night of the honeymoon in traction me thinks, hope they were not too badly injured.

Good news everyone, I've just had an update from the owner and the car which crashed in 2013 should be back on the road in 2012, a year earlier than expected. Second bit of news the driver, who is still in hiding has been spotted living rough in the woods.

Some people just spend too long playing with their balls, had to be said.

Somehow it didn't seem like so much happened from where I was sitting........"Nurse I need a seat by the window, I'm missing stuff"

Question is who had the right of way. Second question, was it the pilot or the girl who had the brownest underpants

#1 Nope Goose years.

That would have been much more impressive if the guys in the second plane, were not expecting the first guy....He turns up, taps on the door, they say "Oh feck look it's Pete, let him in, I'll put another tea bag in the kettle"

#7 Little embarrassing, the spam artist at #1 got removed and you slipped into his spot. lol

#8 If they did it wouldn't have rolled far.

I wonder what that guy is doing now I mean right now, he will be nine years older, maybe married divorced kids, working in a bank. Actually as this is December 21 2020, he's probably in lockdown due to Covid-19 like the rest of the fecking world.

Watching this a year on in 2020, you start to wonder if it is situations like this that start pandemics, last year I felt different.

#2 #3 Glad I asked now.

Probably blew their budget on those first four minutes.

What is the end product?

Good work out

And no one had a Martini.

Would have been funny if he had said at the end " Hi I am your Grandpa..and I'm going to fecking keel you"

I'm wondering when someone will think about quickly adding a lead weight to the inside or an internal brain spike.

#10 I want to believe that Stephen did become the first flying carp and is living out his retirement somewhere wet.

Doesn't lose it's charm does it, the falling over backwards bird, its grip ok yes it loses that, but not its charm oh no.

Almost as bad as rectangle schemes

About a $1000.000 worth of Lego

I wonder how many other sharks that would work on

Didn't mention loo rolls....

I guess we need to hear the rest of the story, but from that side it seems to suck.

Yep we should have more of that kind of justice

Amazing stuff

Why anyone would fall for this even for a second amazes me. He takes the ring from Amanda, turns around and pushes a padlock (not the padlock) shut over the ring, you don't need a key to lock the padlock. Amanda's ring does not get swallowed which is why it isn't wet, the rest is more bollocks and involves a second ring, padlock and key. And the audience all go woooooo! come on idiots use your brains.

That would be something that stays with you and probably the dolphin for ever.

Not playing too well on my PC today.

Uuum very yawn..interesting..

Lots of places to hide camera's...just saying

Do they do one for a mandolin

Anyone know how the little guy is doing?

"You can Yodel as much as you like kid, but no you are not pushing in and where is your fecking mask!" ...."Oh and tell your granny too"

Okay I'm not a gamer and although I watched the video, I have no idea what I just watched. But a note to the people who made the video, the English subtitles are not staying on screen long enough for people to read them. I'm not a slow reader but in my opinion you need to leave the text onscreen for at least another five to six seconds each time. I wasn't interested enough to keep pausing, but if you are trying to get a message out to English speaking people, leave the text on the screen longer.

I've always liked this guy, we don't see him enough these days..I was about to complain that he didn't get an electric shock as the video progressed then he came up with the goods, so I was satisfied.

So if you spin a chicken while she's laying her egg...no no this experiment requires more time at the drawing board could be messy.

I just want it to be known now, that I am very happy to have the vaccine for Covid-19 BUT I DO NOT WISH TO HAVE THE RUSSIAN VERSION...OH NO THANK YOU VERY MUCH..I'D TRY BLEACH FIRST.

I hardly dare ask if this is 1920 or 2020?

I think there were two baby rabbits, one survived but one didn't, the moral of this story as told to the snake was "And don't come back"

QI

Yeah its a good trick, but its not going to get you anywhere in life is it..loser

That woman would really get on my nerves......................

I liked the "AHH...AHH" part

Makes you wonder how many replies you would get as a pilot if you advertised "FREE FLIGHT...Looking for someone to sit in while I practice landing after engine failure...bring your own nappy"

Holy shit batman I got my shoes wet

Apparently on the way back, the dogs are on the sledge

Why is it when I take two of my dogs out they get their lead tangled all the time, but he has ten and they don't

If you are the kind of person who is going to drop a cat several times to make a video, are you also the type of person who would be curious as to what would happen if you tried it with a dog, that is my worry.

Good old home office

Surely by definition a slice should come from a whole.

If that is being accepted as a world record then surly I could make a two foot piece and called it the worlds largest 10th of a pizza slice?

I can see the day when you will be able to make little houses with windows and a rocket to sit outside, maybe even a car with wheels that go around.

It's good to know about these things, but lets face it if your differential gets indifferent with you, you need a garage and a decent available balance in your bank account.

I wonder where they eventually buried him

I tried to join the revolution, but it seems it it didn't take off.

I can do a Hillman Imp from the 1980's.............wanna hear it again?

Didn't even touch the sides

I wonder if she's still going round?

Seems like a lot of work, to decipher something that we we will now know an accurate answer to anyway.

Well he tried goddammit, at least he did that.

What a great story and thanks so much to Snotr Admin for giving us a feast of new video's to watch today, just what I needed here in the UK with a Covid-19 National lockdown and a grey sky.

#1 Absolutely otherwise it's just a pointless mess of images.

Naw there was a hair in the gate, do it again.

It sounded like a kitchen window rather than a car windscreen.

Spoilt it at the end in my opinion

Yes so there.

Avoid rings, stick to circles

Aww I want a pet flying squirrel called Deeb...........................

This is a long video, so if you are in a rush...the answer is No.

#13 As I genuinely hadn't read your comment when I thought of mine, I'm going to type it anyway. 'Oh for fuck sake, don't teach them how to fly to'

Jam on toast for tea then.

It's always pissed me off that people can be born with that level of skill, while I end up with four sides when I draw a triangle

You would have thought he would have made a ten seater first and tried it over a boating lake.

#24 A month is a long time at the moment.

Walked past the roof yesterday, its still going on, cat had a hip replacement operation in 2019, and is a little slower going backwards but the pigeon is making allowances so you can hardly tell. The music has changed they are now listening to some country and western, Tex Ritter I think.

#15 No it isn't, just has new presenters.

#2#5 The greatest threat to our lives is actually people like you who ignore the hysteria and think we should probably do nothing as it is futile trying to do so.

#2 I presume you mean Like Smallpox?

Save water shower with a commuter

Brilliant, I should have been, but I wasn't expecting that.

Six years on and although in use these things aren't perfect and won't be replacing the hypodermic any time soon, but they have their uses.

This play that went wrong, went wrong on Snotr 8 days ago and I for one think it's about time we had a new video....please

I still think it would have been quicker to get off and walk.

What did he say about cement again?

#1 What bird?

The shark is lying on the beach thinking 'Ok, took a wrong turn back there, but just stay cool, I know it was popular but there is still a chance that some of these guys haven't watched any of the Jaws movies, it might not be too bad, they might not all be pescatarians'

You gotta have a death wish to take part in this event or least a belief in reincarnation

And 2020 style https://youtu.be/db5WSmdN0wI

Well at least he was human, unlike the current one.

That was farcical

Funny how some videos seem much older than others, I wonder if this video is on one than once.

The years go by so fast...

Well that made for a very nice amusing surprise...I was expecting to have to watch the snowball fight again.

Why 10 years later am I not hearing about this procedure, is it real or isn't it?

if there is a heavy wind they will blow all over the battle field.

It's almost a Mawashi Geri.

#23 Just because the previous comments were ten years old, you still have to count them lol.

What a wonderful few moments, makes you want to find out more about them, how their day started and how it ended. Why did the guy on the bike leave without his hat, just amazing.

ADMIN WE HAVE YET ANOTHER TOSSER SPAM ARTIST...PLEASE RELEASE THE HOUNDS>

Yes I remember this from way back, wonder what the guys are doing now, hope they are still playing.

Dirty shirt dirty shirt

I just hope he had planning position for that.

#20 I should buy more lottery tickets

Admin, it's been 8 days since we had a new video and it was about cockroaches...time for a few new one's, when you have a minute

It's not going to disturb many worms walking on tarmac, more likely to get run over silly bird.

I wonder what we are down to now in 2020 I'm thinking 19

I guess it makes sense, felt sorry for the poor reporter, did you see his shirt ugh!!

Lovely way to start the day. I wonder how they celebrate at the end of a concert...glass of brandy maybe?

What they didn't show you but the elephant could see, was that behind the camera was an anti tank cannon.

Pilot obviously paid by the hour and it's only five to.

Drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip.................................

um

That's made my back ache.

I appreciate one answer would be "Why not" but WHY?

Magical just magical

Got IM................

Ready for some new video's now ADMIN.