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+48 1. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Wife snoring sounds like an airplane

Ex wife when she see this on snotr :D
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+38 2. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Stradivari Viola

I wouldn't pay a penny over $44.000.000 for it ;) My grandfather died a couple of years ago and left me a violin and a painting, one was a Stradivari and the other a Rembrandt, unfortunately Stradivari couldn't paint and Rembrandt made really shitty violins :'(
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+37 3. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Robber chooses the wrong nerd on an iPhone

I think the guy was listening to how to defend your self against a guy with a gun, Part 1, Act quickly... Like now!!! >:)
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+35 4. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video A Brazilian Family With Twelve Fingers

I guess the only downside is buying gloves >:)
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+32 5. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video "Leech-nado"

Recognised a few bank managers in there >:)
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+32 6. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Witness The Exact Moment When A Rock Star Is Born

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it usually Piss that is thrown in containers at rock gigs? Beer is too expensive. :D
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+29 7. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The most original haircut

The words unnecessary, gimmick, split & ends come to mind :|
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+29 8. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Sonic boom destroys a sundog

What the Fu*k is a sun dog... Do you mean a cloud :S
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+28 9. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Massive Unidentified Creature

I'm officially nameing it the Giant Tablecloth Jellyfish.
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+28 10. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Instant justice

That has to be an orgasm listen again. :)
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+28 11. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Don't film and drive!

I love how the kid learned to say OH Shit lol.. Could have been the last video of this family :S
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+28 12. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video First Moon Party

Bloody hell! >:)
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+27 13. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Crazy Backflip Pool Jump

Around 12 inches away from a lifetimes enjoyment in a wheelchair :|
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+26 14. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Do cats like champagne ?

#(removed comment) I'd like to see you done with sulphuric acid.
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+26 15. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video GTA in Real Life

I could never be a police officer. The urge to give this *unt a kicking would be too great. Throwing Women from their cars what a low life piece of Shite.
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+26 16. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Roadblock Fail

#(removed comment) Any idea what would have happened to the occupants of the car had it been forced to stop? :|
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+25 17. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video And A WTF To You Sir

If you look closely you can actually see the scar on his forehead where his brain was replaced by a monkey's kidney.
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+25 18. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Two Brazilian Snakes Fight

Mating not fighting :)
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+25 19. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Let's dance

I bought one of those suits once by accident, used them for interviews, got every job I went for then lost each one on the way out >:)
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+24 20. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Fake homeless "Social experiments" exposed

I vote that Snotr makes a stand and doesn't accept any more of these video's. :|
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+23 21. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How to Make a Simple Pop Pop Boat

Now I'm thinking, bigger boat, pipes instead of straws, bigger boiler, dustbin for fire, free trip down the canal. :D
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+23 22. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Rion Holcombe gets a special letter in the mail

Well done and good luck, Rion :D
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+23 23. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video SOLOSHOT2

Will be a big hit in the porn industry >:)
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+23 24. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Only God Forgives VFX Showreel

Just because you can...Do you have to? :S
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+23 25. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Wanna see something amazing?

Snotr is officially back on track. Great video :)
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+23 26. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Tom and Jerry at MGM by the John Wilson Orchestra

FANTASTIC!! Those where the days ;)
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+23 27. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Food Additives Explained

Yeah the most interesting video all week BY FAR and it cuts off just as it was getting going :S :( :(
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+23 28. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video This is my place

That what happens when you have a horse as a pet >:)
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+23 29. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Power Lines short circuit electric bang belarus

Darwin award only just missed unfortunately still there is always a second time >:)
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+22 30. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Train performance, wait for it...

:D Top Man
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+22 31. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Dual Bike

#2 Yeah I think I drive behind your wife nearly everyday :S
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+22 32. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Voices in a train station

Beautiful :)
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+22 33. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Super calm woman in car crash caught by dash cam

She's got that, Third time this week! look on her face :S
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+22 34. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Spetsnaz Instructor shows a cool trick

All's fair in love and war.. But oh dear :S
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+22 35. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video This cat is crazy!

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw cats :|
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+22 36. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video 1500' TV Tower

#1#2 You are both wrong it's a TV Tower, he opened the lid and filled it with shite programmes for the next week :D
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+22 37. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Now where to hide this Nut

The worry in the dogs face when the last hole was being considered was timeless :D
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+21 38. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Urban Ninja

All fine and good, but people are clearly getting upset by this especially women at night, so stop it (i)
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+21 39. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How a snail eats

Never knew they could move so quick.
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+21 40. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Roadblock Fail

#(removed comment) WTF are you talking about. These weren't strikers they were Muggers, if they had managed to stop the car there would likely be several dead bodies on the side of the road from inside the car. I'm guessing your last line should have read intelligent enough to turn 'Round'? :S
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+21 41. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Hydraulic road blocks at the entrances of the local military base pop up in case of vehicle attack

You have to be really careful to fit these the right way round otherwise the attacks become airborne ;)
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+21 42. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Cheerleader Shooting Skills

Do we have to guess whether it goes in the basket or not? :S :squirrel:
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+21 43. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video What happens when you copy a VHS twenty three times

I'm sure this has been on before :S At the 24th copy it is still more entertaining than most of the crap on TV today. >:)
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+21 44. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Not easy task....

That's fantastic, she's very supple, love the expression at the end it was like 'Look what my leg just did to me'! :)
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+20 45. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 25 angry dogs - What would you do?

The bottom line here is that no one should have been put in that situation. It was not private land is was a public road. Nobody needs 25 dogs to protect anything!!! You cannot expect someone, anyone, passing by on a bike to be a dog psychologist. If you don't know about dogs (wagging tails or not) you cannot be expected to know whether they are going to attack you or not. All you brave individuals giving advice above would have pissed yourselves if put in the same situation. The guy on the bike was totally correct in all his comments. If this had happened in the UsA, Canada or UK the farmers would have been in deep shit. (i)
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+20 46. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Kittens turn down for what?

#2 You don't say :|
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+20 47. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Drone Smashes Into Airplane Wing While Takeoff

#1 What do you mean 'Sadly?'
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+20 48. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video This is the most metal air drummer ever!

I wish he'd keep it down, some of us are trying to sleep >:)
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+19 49. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video A Reuge erotic pocket watch from the 1800s

I can't explain why but the voice of the guy handling the pocket watch seems absolutely compatible with someone who might own one :D
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+19 50. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Sandstorm by Darude played with accordions

Absolutely *acking brilliant! :D
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+19 51. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Net Cafe Refugees

You start off thinking how could anyone live in a tiny cubicle in an internet café, then you hear about the life's of those working full time and think why don't they live in a cubicle in an internet café. Truly awful working conditions described here. Not a country that looks after it's people. :S
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+19 52. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Migrants in Sweden viciously attack CBS Camera Team

Appalling behaviour from a group of thugs that were likely thugs in their own country and now think they can get away with it in Sweden. I would guess they were hiding their identities because they either had criminal records back home or they shouldn't be in Sweden. It's a real pity it was only a guy in a wheelchair that ran him over and not a guy in a Hummer. :(
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+18 53. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video close call...

Crash test dummy!! :O
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+18 54. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Stephen Fry Bottle Feeds A Cute Baby Rhino

Amazing creature I only wish there were more like it in the world, for it would be a better place for having them. I also like the Rhino.
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+18 55. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video That ain't no patch of grass...

WTF WTF WTF WTF :S
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+18 56. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video World record attempt goes bad

So did he live? Did he break anything? apart from not the record :S
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+18 57. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Brick Laying and Masonry

Skilful if not a bit monotonous ;)
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+18 58. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video How to peel potatoes

UuuuMMM! looks pretty effective, I'll tell the wife ;)
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+18 59. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Police backseat passenger has a gun....

#3 Would you prefer to live in a world without them?
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+18 60. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video This commercial won "best commercial" in the Netherlands

Great advert doing what a great advert should, hitting you with something you definitively weren't expecting :)
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+18 61. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Old Man Riding Bicycle

I bet he's been doing that since he was a kid :D
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+18 62. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Two guys witness robbery, one takes thieves car keys and chases them

Kinda lucky it wasn't the good old US of A, otherwise there would be bullets flying and two dead Australians. >:)
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+18 63. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Ketchikan: Alaska Whale Feeding in Knudson Cove!

What a privilege to see that. It makes a sound like an hysterical woman on the way back down >:)
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+18 64. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Raging reporter punches prisoner in face on LIVE TV

What I can't understand is why he kept coming back for more? You would think after the third punch he would have stopped spitting. >:)

Clearly what needed to happen here is the reporter should not have been so proactive, he should have been much more understanding. What I would have done is smiled at the poor chap and put my arm around his shoulders asking him how he ended up in this hell hole. Once I had gained his trust and we were getting along like proper civilised human beings I would have offered him some cigarettes and given him some money so that he could have a slightly easier time for a while and maybe reflect on why his life went down the path that it did.

Then as a final act of humanity I would have offered him my hand to shake knowing that it would be the last act of gentleness that he would feel for some time. I would have looked into his eye's and said gently "Don't forget me Man" "I won't" he would reply. Having grasped his hand I would have then pulled him quickly towards me and kicked him so hard between the legs that he would remember me forever <3
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+17 65. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How to handle a road rage confrontation

My friend Douggie would have opened the door stepped outside pulled off his arm and beat him with the soggy end until he shut the fuc* up. Think I would have just pretended I couldn't open the door :D
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+17 66. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Every single project meeting as an engineer

There was a moment in this video when I felt myself getting angry. Then I realised I've been in meetings like this. :S
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+17 67. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Master ceramics

Absolutely brilliant, what skill and patience :)
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+17 68. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Doug Stanhope on nationalism

He has points, many of them :)
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+17 69. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Fast & Furious... Nerd?

What a Pussy..the young guy I mean >:)
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+17 70. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video People are awesome

Why is it after all those amazing feats that I only remember the girl getting on the surfboard and the Blond girl winking >:)
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+17 71. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Helping hands

I used to live near a park with both fallow deer (like the guy in the video) and red deer. The fallow deer were always lovely in temperament even when they had young, no problem. The red deer on the other hand and to be accurate the females, were a nightmare especially if you were walking a dog or on a bicycle. I've seen fifteen stone men with tattoos running away from a pissed off female red, several people knocked off there bikes. They never back off and they are enormous head to head as tall as a man and they run at you and try and kick you with their front legs.

The males (the one's with all the weaponry on their heads) were generally only interested in confrontations with other males. I have literally walked within five metres of two fighting males (quite quickly I would add) it was either that or take a serious detour! But I would have gone five miles out of my way to avoid a psyco female deer. :S
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+17 72. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Marooned Great White Shark Rescued

A good lesson here for all you idiots that have twisted beliefs about forgiveness, here are a group of ordinary people who in normal situations would be scared to death of meeting a great white shark. A shark who on many occasions have taken (maybe by accident) the life or limbs of swimmers in the ocean, but when the chips are down and the fellow is in difficulty we step up and save it's life. This is a lesson in life for everyone! and if I'm ever swimming in the sea and that particular great white mistakes me for a seal I hope he returns the favour :)
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+17 73. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Soft landing

Not the first time he's fallen off there >:)
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+17 74. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Man plays guitar and turns environment into a happy one

There should be one of these at every environment >:)
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+16 75. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Sunny the cockateil

Megnifico and what a memory.... must be twenty years..
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+16 76. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Footage of Curiosity descent

Isn't it amazing that we kinda take this sort of thing in our stride these days. Really we should marvel at the interlect of the human being in being able to land effectively a car on a planet 35 million miles away (thank you #3)and it works! you could'nt guarantee that from a washing machine delivered ten miles by Currys.
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+16 77. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Rare N.D. Ice Disk Found

Maybe back in the ice age it was one of these that inspired the invention of the wheel?
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+16 78. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Carl Sagan on ancient Greek mathematician Eratosthenes

#1 Turns out he did. Just imagine walking in a straight line for 497 miles and using that measurement to give a near perfect figure of 7% of the entire earth. Incredible feet and feat. ;)
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+16 79. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Impact in 10,9,8 .....

Anyone know a good camera shop? :D
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+16 80. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video mass of crabs VS. a stingray

That stopped the crabs singing didn't it. Fecking awful choice of music by the way >:)
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+16 81. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Trickshot from car

Take 633 8 gallons later >:)
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+16 82. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Ferrari Test Drive

#1 I think everyone can translate the last 6 seconds, and most of the conversation back at the showroom lol :*
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+16 83. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Black lady talks to KKK members and neo-nazis face-to-face

You know in 2014 this almost takes my breath away. What is wrong with these people. The guy wearing the kkk uniform "I'm not a racist" That's the same as a surgeon wearing theatre gowns saying "I'm not a Surgeon" why wear the pointie hat then.
It doesn't matter what you believe in regarding religion you are never going to know you were right. But when it comes to the colour of someone's skin all the racists have already been proved wrong and indeed ignorant. Because mankind (ALL MANKIND) originated from Africa it can be traced back to a single parentage. We are all decedents of a black skinned person. The blond blue eyed German yes even you. Wake up and do something useful in your lives. Seventy five years, your average lifespan goes by very quickly, why waste it hating. ;)
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+16 84. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video The Making Of These Beatles Pancakes Is Really Amazing

I can see an opening here for a street artist with a frying pan :D
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+16 85. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Guy finds a nice surprise in his can of soda

Someone is going to be getting a lifetime supply of bolts er I mean fizzy drinks. >:)
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+16 86. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Attention test

It wasn't the car that did that, it was the girl wearing the short skirt that walked across the screen >:)
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+16 87. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Paid for doing this ???

That guy is going to spend a lot of his life in traction :(
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+16 88. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video And here comes a knife...

Very good now lets see the fork :|
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+16 89. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video 50 Funny Photos Taken At The Right Moment

Much better without the freaky voice, we can work them out for ourselves >:)
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+15 90. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Games We Play

I used to sit in the back of my parents car and close my eyes and try and keep up with the turns, traffic lights and roundabouts for several miles and then open my eyes and hope that we were where I thought we were. (works better if you know where you are heading) I could do it on a regular 80 mile journey that we used to take most weekends. It's a bit freaky when you open your eyes and find you are somewhere unexpected. I still do it now occassionally from the front seat...scares all the other drivers to death.
I also used to pretend that I was being kidnapped and write little notes on little pieces of paper and let them out of the car window. Apologies to anyone who was actually being kidnapped back in the seventies if it slowed down your release. :S
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+15 91. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Robo Vendor at the Washington Nationals Game

I want one of those gadgets for opening beans. Lucky he's not selling beer with the widget ball inside :|
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+15 92. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The Leidenfrost Effect

So basically if you get stuck in a maze just heat yourself up to 200 degrees and you'll find the exit el-prompto . The I'vebeenlost effect. ;)
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+15 93. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Adventure Awaits

Well if that doesn't sell a couple of extra Lurpak products nothing will? Really well made ;)
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+15 94. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Guy narrates random people's lives in various public places

Entertaining But!... Some of these were staged :O
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+15 95. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video World's Master Carver

My guess is that this is going to take a whole tree to perfect your first set of pliers. A very tall whole tree ;)
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+15 96. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video NO MORE

Very powerful chilling advert. People who phone the emergency services for genuinely stupid reasons should think! because each time they do that they are diluting the minds of the operatives into missing genuine emergency calls like this. :S
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+15 97. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Two New Magnetic Toys

#1 you and the rest of us are just poles apart :(
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+15 98. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Hungry fox in Chernobyl

Is it just a coincidence that in Chernobyl the foxes now know how to make a club sandwich :D
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+15 99. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Bastard !!!

Sticking to the original Pythagorean principal equation that you need the passing of eleven Bastards befour the Fecking Cockhead migrates to a fecking Dickhead or 11B/1FCH=1FDH >:)
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+15 100. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Whack-A-Mole

Excellent! they should make that into a game >:)
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+15 101. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Human machine gun

Trays don't hit back >:)
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+15 102. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Cash counting machine has sticky fingers

#1 What if it rigged itself and is saving up for a nuclear weapon :O
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+15 103. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video THE FORCE AWAKENS MY 2 YEAR OLD!

#3 Men are far more mature than women! My ex wife was very immature. I'd be in the bathroom taking a bath and she would burst right in whenever she felt like and sink my boats :S
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+15 104. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Test Your Awareness : Whodunnit?

The Bear dunnit with the mantle clock, Great legs on the maid >:)
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+15 105. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Passersby save family from fire

Oh my goodness that was quite a distance especially avoiding that low roof, scary stuff. Do we know if they all landed safely and if everyone got out? :S
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+14 106. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Kemosabe's Tree Fort

What a delightful noise, off to my local pet shop to get me one. <3
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+14 107. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Airport's security officer saves a baby in an amazing catch

Lightening reactions. Must have been a rattle snake in a previous life. :D
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+14 108. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Australia in a nutshell

Isn't that the funniest thing ever. I fell out of the F***ing seat! :* :* :* :O
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+14 109. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Pharrell Mashup (Happy Get Lucky)

One camera, one projector. Yep there were two things that made this video special ;)
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+14 110. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Second a Day Video

I really wasn't expecting that. Great little actress, her expressions painted a thousand words. <3
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+14 111. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Accents of the British Isles and their geographic location

#1 You're kidding right? :S
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+14 112. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Sometimes Security Cameras catch a gem!

I wonder how much he regrets not getting the van with the sliding side doors now >:)
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+14 113. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video SkyRunner

#3 Would awesome practically anywhere, where there's a sky.
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+14 114. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video If men were dogs

Surprisingly well done. I enjoyed this :)
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+14 115. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video This guy has some talent right there

Maybe but really glad he doesn't live next door to me ;)
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+14 116. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Kids just being kids

The fairy burns to death in the fiery hell >:)
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+14 117. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Tortoise, 90, gets wheels for legs after rat attack

Have they caught the dirty rat yet? :(
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+14 118. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Security cameras are awesome

Oh they are yes they are :D
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+14 119. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video 10 Stupid Lottery Winners

Oh those Chaves >:)
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+14 120. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Cute Boxer

This Boxer is an English Bulldog. Looks like he's practising being a blind dog for a guide >:)
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+14 121. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video European Goldfinch Taking a Bath in Man's Hand

What a privilege, beautiful birds Goldfinch. you might not know this but a European Goldfinch eats it's own weight in food everyday, it doesn't have to weigh it though it just eats another European Goldfinch. <3
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+14 122. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Grandma vs VR

Wow bless her what an experience. You almost felt like you were in the room with her :D
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+14 123. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Lab has a Funny Snore

Yeah very funny but the reason it is doing that is that it is probably twice it's correct weight meaning it won't be doing that sound as long as it shouldn't if you get my drift. :|
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+13 124. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Two 90-Year-Olds Compete In Sprint Race .

Here's to their rematch upstairs :)
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+13 125. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Someone please give these two a sitcom

Hey Ron
Hey Billy
That hurt
No Shit
So how's it hanging
Pretty Good
Cool
So...
So what
So you need an ambulance
Yeah pretty much
Any rush with that
Kinda yeah.. Can't feel anything below the neck
No shit
Yeah shit.
That'll be a broken neck then
Reccn so
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+13 126. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Cliff Slip and Slide

In my next life I want to be a guy who does this sort of thing, instead of the guy who doesn't like heights and can't swim too good. lol :*
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+13 127. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Pimp my TV

I want a football temple and I don't even like football >:)
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+13 128. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Reactive Quadcopter

Dear Santa...Please ignore my previous list :D
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+13 129. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Bees turn house into a giant hive.

Serious stuff of film nightmares (B Movie of course) At lease they can sell the honey to pay for the repairs :S
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+13 130. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video A Firework Lands Inside an Apartment

Did we really need to see this :S
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+13 131. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video A Black comedian gives his view of the riots going on now in Baltimore

#5 Why, are you a rioter?
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+13 132. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Crashing three quadcopters at once

Peace at last, peace at last, peace at last :D
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+13 133. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Escalator at Malaysian mall reverses direction

An escalator suddenly stopped working in Harrods and seven rich people were stranded for an hour ;)
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+13 134. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video How To Clean A Bullet Train

I wanna know where the secret button is >:)
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+13 135. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video World Record Breaking Basketball Shot From 415 Feet

Okay now tell us how many attempts >:)
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+13 136. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Fails Like Teen Spirit

I think it should be illegal to make a fails compilation video without this one at the beginning. >:) :squirrel:
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+13 137. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Cocky tattooed MMA tough guy gets knocked out in 20 seconds

He needed to spend less time at the tattoo parlour and more time in the gym :P
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+13 138. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video SpaceX Falcon 9 Rocket Fails to Land on Barge

#3 It failed to not fall over and explode after it landed >:)
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+13 139. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Mike Rayburn sings "Cat's In The Cradle" to his dying Dad

This is a very private moment between Father and Son very close to death and I'm not totally comfortable with this being on-line or on Snotr but that's only my opinion which I presume I'm entitled to.

The song though is one of my absolute favourites written by Harry Chapin and has been covered by many artists and bands over the years, Never better in my opinion than by Ricky Skaggs with an incredibly moving video. when he looks into the camera at the very end he's saying 'You really ought to think about this' https://youtu.be/fDe4jPhl5ac I remember many years ago having this playing on CMT Country Music Television and someone I didn't especially like came in the office, I had to leave for a few minutes and when I returned the song was just finishing and this guy had tears in his eyes and he suddenly said "I've got to go home and kiss my kids" he left and I changed my opinion of this 'Changed' guy. <3
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+13 140. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Cat saving his human from drowning in a bathtub

Yes because if the owner dies in the bath, kitty won't get his dinner, selfish little barsteward, it's all me me meow'ell >:)
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+13 141. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Firecracker in toilet.

Yet another reason why you don't rent to students >:)
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+13 142. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Sparrow Frozen to Fence Rescue

Well done that man, lovely little bird. <3

A few years ago I purchased a bird feeder which was also squirrel proof. It had three sections so that you could fill it up with peanuts, wild bird seed and sunflower hearts. I filled it up before a two week holiday and it was virtually empty when I returned. The morning after I returned I found a blue tit had managed to get inside the feeder presumably to get at some seed trapped half way up. Basically it was stuck and I had to totally dismantle the feeder to get it out, good job I hadn't gone on a three week holiday!! I sent photographs and a stern letter to the manufacturer and they had to bring out a modification to the feeder. :|
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+13 143. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video The MOST ANNOYING Chick Ever Pepper Sprays GRIZZLY – Grizzly Gets LAST Laugh!

#2#6 Austin for feck sake, shut the feck up! You are giving me a bigger head ache than the dozy bint screaming her panties off and throwing her tampons in the air (she's probably menstruating) because the Bear (whose name is obviously not bear) chews her kayak to shreds. My guess without being crude and referring to my menstruating observation which if you consider all the hysteria and inappropriate bear reasoning (Women do such crazy things that time of the month don't they, it's like insanity and stuff) is probably spot on, is that the Bear is probably on the scent of blood. which perhaps considering he should be asleep as it's September the naughty Bear would be the one thing, that would wake him up.

Trying to put myself in the Bears head (anything to get your ranting out of there) I'm thinking that if a silly woman started squealing at me in a nonsensical manner and I was hungry and she had pepper spray, my plan would be to destroy her method of exit from my island, having first found something to shield my eyes, Ah in the Kayak. Then chase her around a little until she ran out of spray, then have a barbeque with a little chianti then I would post her video on youtube if I were a bear of course. O:)<3
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+12 144. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Could Your Brain Be Hacked?

No I wouldn't :|
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+12 145. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Grizzly eats a GoPro

Great footage, don't think the Go-pro was actually eaten, more like tasted ;)
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+12 146. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Coca-Cola‎ truck accident

The dangers of driving loaded with coke :S
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+12 147. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Concerned Rescue Swimmer Dog

#(removed comment) Remember what Mummy said, If you haven't got anything nice to say, say nothing at all :)
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+12 148. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Christopher Hitchens getting Waterboarded voluntarily

What a wonderfully civilised world we have evolved into, doesn't it just make you so proud. The cavemen would sit around and be amazed at how far we have come. :S
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+12 149. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video The Perfect Crime

I dread to think what would have happened to that poor animal :( Are they caught?
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+12 150. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Find what you need..with google

Good ad, my guess is that it might have been altered a tiny little bean sized bit at the end >:)But hey who's flicking? :D
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+12 151. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Who is sleepy in a class like this?

Now that's how you teach :D
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+12 152. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video NASA’s ‘Greased Lightning’ drone merges helicopter and plane technology

Super cool or what, I want one :)
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+12 153. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Right, left and right again ...

Oh for goodness sake you sound like a load of babies what does it matter who submitted it as long as it gets viewed (unless it's crap of course) and why shouldn't this site make money? If you enjoy coming on here and watching the video's it's a great site. Support it don't run it down :( On the video I would love to know what was actually being said what is the history of the piece. Two knock outs in seven seconds and that last one/two was staggering(especially for the guy the wrong end of it) Don't you just love it when the underdog wins. My only worry when I watch scenes like this is that it can so easily end up with a fatality (head falling against a kerbstone) and that's the end of your freedom >:)
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+12 154. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Russian kid tests out protective case for his phone...

Stay at school learn a trade acting is not for you Sonny Jimski >:)
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+12 155. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Texas Slide

What slide I didn't see no slide >:)
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+12 156. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Epic fail - 10 out of 10

#4 perhaps you needed to see her bruises the next day, that's gonna hurt like feck ;)
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+12 157. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Futuristic Jetpack Is Flown In Front Of Audience During Smithsonian "Future Is Here" Festi

Come on own up how many of you were hoping he would fly through a window and never ever be seen again? >:) You know it's going to be shit when the countdown is longer than the flight :|
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+12 158. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Don't Stay in School

Absolutely my thoughts exactly I think it's a little better in some country theses days but he's basically right. You come out of education with little practical knowledge of living which is an absolute disgrace. :|
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+12 159. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video This Is What It's Like To Get Hit With Flame Retardant From A Plane

I experienced a similar event from a Seagull in Manhattan. :squirrel:
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+12 160. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video No more

Oh I just love that a wet talking cat, what's not to like :D
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+12 161. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Back To The Future

They are slightly faster than walking, I love it :squirrel:
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+12 162. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video A normal 3x3x3 Rubik's cube is too easy for you ? Then try this 22x22x22 Rubik's cube

Looks like a painful piece of shite to me >:)
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+12 163. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Wind turbine is on fire

It died like a soldier, reminds me of a scene from "The war of the worlds" :S
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+12 164. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Scared Straight Kid Is a Smart Ass Thug

He may be a young punk good for nothing shite head yute but he has a point. >:)
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+12 165. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Amazing Japanese students make jump rope in groups

They were good because they knew the consequences of being bad 8-)
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+12 166. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Awesome low pass

I don't believe in reincarnation but if I'm wrong I want to come back as the type of person who would relish doing this kind of thing even if I did get the occasional mouth full of leaves :O With my luck I'd probably come back as a female hamster and get knobbed to death by a randy male hamster :*
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+12 167. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Dare Devils Make Way to the Top of Central Park South High Rise Under Construction!

More idiots waiting to be scraped off a pavement :S
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+12 168. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video When cooking goes wrong!

That's kinda awful, what's going to happen to those poor little chicks with the burnt toes. turn the fecking heat down at least :(<3
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+11 169. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Dirtiest PC... EVER!!!

It's probably been sitting in someone's loft for a couple of years. moments later of course it would have appeared on ebay as fully tested hardly used. :S
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+11 170. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The Walkie-Talkie building in London is a giant oven

Someone is bound to set up a fast food point on that window ledge >:)
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+11 171. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video CheerSounds - Dream Big

Surly but surly there has to be some fails :D
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+11 172. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video New and imaginative way of navigating terrain from NASA

Looks like it could become a knotted mess :P
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+11 173. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Porsche 911 fail ...

Insurance right off I think :S
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+11 174. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Banana : the new wired phone 2014

For Security I guess you have to keep checking the string to see if anyone has tied in :S
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+11 175. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Ice float party

I'm surprised no one has said it's REAL COOL. :)
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+11 176. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video This is how you deal with Telemarketers

I do this all the time (when I have the time). A few months back I got regular calls from probably India, judging by the accent, regarding PPI insurance and the fact that I was owed a refund (I've never taken out any form of PPI in my life).
I answered all the question just like the guy in this video, making up all kinds of nonsense, strange spellings, feigning deafness to make the guy shout, told them they were talking too fast and got them to slow down to a ridiculously slow pace and changed my accent about five times during the conversation.
At one point I was asked what car I drove and I said a Porsche but I was blind. Why it got on to it I don't know but I was asked if I had a SKY tv and I told them I stole it from next door. I also told them I was being kept prisoner in the house and made to hoover all day.
25 minutes the call lasted, I think they even recorded it as I've had others call asking virtually the same questions. I think they use me as a practical wind up for new starters. At the end of the day, if companies are going to bother me during the day I say they are fair game :D
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+11 177. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Underwater Spider

Nope just good old natural selection sorting out a problem over an incredible long period of time. No designer no artist. I just hope spiders don't fart >:)
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+11 178. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Homeless man fights group of scammers

Well if they are scammers, Romanian, Bulgarian, French, whatever Good for him I say. It's about time someone gave these gits what fore. I can't stand how they set themselves up in towns and rip honest people off. They should be painted purple and told to piss off. ;)
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+11 179. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Open a Master Padlock With a Beer Can

I'm sure all the ToeRag bike thieves who watch snort will be reaching for the can and scissors already. Thanks for sharing this Snotr :S
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+11 180. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Brave mongoose hunts Cobra on the road

They probably do that every time a bus stops, while a monkey sneaks on the bus and steels all the iPhone's. >:)
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+11 181. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Orana Wildlife Park Lion Experience

Am I the only one, who kinda hoped, just a little bit, that the people would get pee'd on from above. :*
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+11 182. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Baby tries to get bone from Golden Retriever

This is actually a little silly on behalf of the parents. The retriever is obviously an extremely gentle creature as most are, But! if that baby got it's fingers anywhere near the chewing mechanism of the dog he would likely loose fingers instantly, it wouldn't be the dogs fault and it would be totally accidental but really dangerous all the same. :|
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+11 183. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Science of flame...

That really is a cool flame :O
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+11 184. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Dog plays ping pong with his owner

All ping pong playing dogs should know that you are not allowed to put your feet on the table. >:)
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+11 185. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Russian landslide

And all because a guy pressed the ground down with a piece of board....Without jumping on it >:)
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+11 186. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video da Vinci Robot Stitches a Grape Back Together

Ships in bottles have certainly progressed :)
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+11 187. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Ozzy the Weasel as a baby

Another couple of weeks and the whole video would have a strange red tinge and some screaming >:)
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+11 188. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Ben and Chesty meet and greet

This is a difficult one. I spend an awful lot of time in the company of dogs and I really do appreciate the necessity of creating an early bond with the dog and the new baby but! I also have some knowledge in the field of the autoimmune system. I don't think it is a good idea to have the dog licking the babies mouth, I don't let dogs lick anywhere near my own and I must be full of antibodies. The first few weeks of the babies life is difficult enough without adding the risk of lung worm, heart worm and the rest. I would be interested to hear the personal opinion of any medics on here with their own children? On a lighter note which is the note I prefer to play on my Bassoon, I hope the dog remembers this moment as the moment when his life changes forever, shorter walks being told to be quiet more often and being shut in the kitchen when relatives come to visit his replacement as top dog of interest ;)
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+11 189. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Kid struggles to eat a hot dog at baseball game

Five second rule! :)
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+11 190. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Wet Soccer!

I'm just glad this wasn't with men as it would be so demeaning. >:)
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+11 191. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Meanwhile in Japan...

Whoooooooo that was weird >:)
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+11 192. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Mike Tyson Falls Off His "Hoverboard"

Oh feck that's gotta hurt!! Now he knows how most of his opponents felt. >:)
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+11 193. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video War - Drone perspective.

You know I really wish we could put a big glass dome over the Middle East and leave it on for a few hundred years. It really brings the planet down you know :|
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+11 194. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Lawnmower Drop-n-Shred

This ought to have it's own category 'Pointless Destruction Porn' >:)
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+11 195. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Chameleon popping bubbles.

Stupid thing to do soap bubbles in a chameleons eye :squirrel:
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+11 196. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video suspect beat HIMSELF up in police car - then claim officers did it

Guess it will save them time when they get him to the station, they could have a couple of free punches and no one will notice now >:)
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+11 197. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Oil Fields of Kuwait - Baraka

Okay Thunders, on average, to the nearest hundred, just how many video's do you submit on an average day? I need to know what I am up against here, I mean have you got shares in the company or something, sexual favours, bribery, have you got something on Sizzick or what ever her name is >:) :|
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+11 198. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Water turns to ice !

I know a trick where I can turn beer into urine >:)
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+11 199. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Googly-eyed Stubby Squid so cute

Sorry Guys but I made one of these for my daughter a couple of years ago and she dropped it overboard on a cruise we went on. You can wait all day for it to more but it ain't gonna. Glad you found it for me. ;)
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+11 200. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Woman struck by lightning speaks

Just in case you haven't watched the video she said OOWWWWWWWWW FECK IT REALLY HURT !!!!!!!!!!
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+11 201. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Man jumps into moving car.

I think 'Risked his life' was a little extreme. :D
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+11 202. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Nice motorbike sound

#1 Or a Honka 500 :P
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+11 203. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video German Sheperd realizes owner isnt behind him any more.

Poor dog, his stress levels would have been through the roof, you should never do that to a dog!! A child yes but never a dog:D
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+10 204. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Polar Bear Throws A Rock Breaking Window at the Zoo

#6 I'm thinking Polar Bear main suspect.
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+10 205. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Clever way to test batteries

#4 That's Duracellist :P I tried it with a couple of watch batteries works really well except the little barstuards (subsidiary of Duracell) bounced off the table and the cat got them, now I've got a $6780 vet bill for battery extraction. The extraction was only $370 but she also needed a cat scan which was $1240 and it was a mobile cat scanner and the battery went flat so I told them about the battery testing method and we tried it and the battery was flat and it bounced off the table and wrote off a smart car. you will be hearing from my attorney. :S
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+10 206. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Jim Carrey - Background Guy

I really wish I could laugh at juvenile humour but I just don't find it that funny. I'm obviously missing out :S
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+10 207. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video A Pilots last landing at Schiphol in the Netherlands

Quite an achievement 33 years in the air. Those people who are afraid of flying should take some comfort from a record like this. Great choice of music to. :)
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+10 208. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How to peel an entire head of garlic in about 10 seconds

Brillient nuff said :)
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+10 209. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Policeman playing on a street piano in Prague

#5 Oh come on!! :S
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+10 210. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Living in Japan: Culture Shock!

I guess the forth level of culture shock. Is talking to yourself and making a video about the other three. ;)
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+10 211. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Is Chewbacca trapped in my cabinet?

There is obviously a simple scientific answer to this, which no one has bothered to consider.......Maybe Chewbacca is in his cabinet :D
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+10 212. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Tainted Love played with floppy drives

I'd like to hear them play 'Flight of the bumble bee' My guess is they would blow their little arms off :*
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+10 213. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 10 of the Wealthiest People (Dead or Alive)

Money for nothing chicks or cheques for free :P
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+10 214. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Waiter For The Homeless

#1 It says we think more about others and stop just thinking about ourselves. :|
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+10 215. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Irish wedding dance

Superb absolutely superb :)
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+10 216. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How not to catch an electric eel

It was the current from the wire that shocked him (as it would) not the eel. Typical first day on the job apprentice prank. Over here we send them out for glass hammers left handed screwdrivers and skyhooks. I once sent a new starter out to collate the office lunches including a quarter of a pound of chicken lips. >:)
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+10 217. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Guy In Family Nissan Maxima Beats Turbo-Charged Porsche

Clearly a shite Porsche driver >:)
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+10 218. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Kid faces a tough decision

There are so many inappropriate suggestions he could be given here...Just can't bring myself to saying em ;) Guess I'm chicken <3
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+10 219. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video French open in the rain with Novak Djokovic

Ok that's cool :D
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+10 220. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Social Psychology. Leader/follower.

Kinda odd but socially kinda interesting. :D
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+10 221. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video You want some Mountain Dew?

#2 lighten up for goodness sake it's a game...DO YOU WANT SOME MOUNTAIN DEW OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH >:)
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+10 222. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video This guy handles the G force test like a boss

I was doing that with him, snapped all my stomach strings, think my technique needs a tweek. Top job ;)
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+10 223. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video How Laser Tattoo Removal Works

Superb video. Definitely smarter than I was Nine minutes and thirty eight seconds ago. :D
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+10 224. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Antique Lighter Needs No Flint And Makes No Sparks

Cool... I mean hot ;)
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+10 225. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Emotional Toddler

Oh my goodness, the power of films and they say they have no effect of kids :)
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+10 226. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Spraying Dye Around Ocean Sponges

That's all we need, dye reliant sponges with lung cancer :P
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+10 227. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video It burns

She's going to have to watch her own ass after this lol >:)
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+10 228. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Excited puppy spots its owner

I only spotted his owners legs and I was doing a similar thing >:)
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+10 229. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Blind Limbo

That was brilliant. >:) :D
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+10 230. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Lava spilling into the ocean

The poor lava is trying to make the island bigger and the sea keeps washing it away. Bad sea :*
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+10 231. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Elderly driver confuses pedals, speeds through car wash destroying all equipment inside

I wonder if the guy who just moved his car near the end, realises just how lucky he was. :S
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+10 232. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video 16 Photos Taken 1 Second Before Disaster

Can we have the 16 photos taken a second later now ;)
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+10 233. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Toolstation

Not being picky here but how did his girlfriend get into her own room without falling through the hole and if the hold had literally just been made why didn't anyone hear the sound of the electric saw. I'm beginning to think this was fake. ;)
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+10 234. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video What do teachers make?

#(removed comment) The only type of parent who wouldn't want a guy like this as a teacher for their child is the kind of parent that is so, so common in society at the moment. The kind of parent that thinks their child can do no wrong, when in fact their child is the most disruptive child in the classroom. Try and explain this at a school meeting and this type of parent is likely to throw a punch.

The type of parent who spends no time at all with their child except playing videogames with them. The type of parent who has no respect for the education system and that is pretty much the only thing that they teach their own child. The kind of parent who is straight down to the school if a teacher told his or her child off "How dare you talk to my Fecking child that way" #(removed comment) is this you?
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+10 235. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Peter Kay Misheard Lyrics

One of the funniest guys alive >:)
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+10 236. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Everyone's Upstairs Neighbors

I recently got into astronomy so I installed a skylight...the people who live above me are furious >:)
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+10 237. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video The Onewheel

Wait till China get hold of it, the price will come down :*
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+10 238. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Prom Proposal Does NOT Go As Planned

Poor girl, I feel really sorry for her. All that would have been going through her mind was how much trouble and care her guy had gone to, to do that, and she killed it in a second. Really glad it all ended well. <3
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+10 239. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Open Lock with Soda Can

You can also do this with the key :*
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+10 240. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Fighting against douchebags...

This is a wonderful idea although expensive to run. If I had made the projections I would have ended each one with "Now Feck Off, oh and your fly's undone" >:)
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+10 241. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video School time in Netherlands

Also no bike locks
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+10 242. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Craigslist iPhone Scammer Gets Caught Red-Handed

#2 Well he sort of did didn't he >:)
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+10 243. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Raccoon...

Didn't even use a glass, no manners Raccoons, bet she's off to get a kebab now >:)
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+10 244. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Damien Walters does a front flip over his house

Since accidentally building my garage in the back garden I have to do this every morning >:)
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+10 245. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Jack Sparrow visits childrens hospital

Wonderful! I wish more famous people would drop their Me Me Me I'm famous love me and give me lots of money attitude and do more things like this. What a difference this will have made to those Children. :)
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+10 246. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Asian garden littleton new hampshire

This just makes me want to grow my own food and eat at home :S
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+10 247. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Awesome goal

Would this be a good time to mention that Hens hate football :S
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+10 248. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video How Russians settle disputes

Note to self..Remove Russia as a holiday destination idea, too dangerous. Reconsider Columbian prison tour and naked blindfolded scorpion dancing course :O
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+10 249. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video A real celebration

3 minutes and 52 seconds and no one falls over, no bride gets kicked in the head, no broken tables, no broken ceiling lights and no one catches fire. Fecking shite >:) :squirrel:
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+10 250. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Seal Jumps On Guy's Boat And Makes A Friend

What an absolute privilege, you're a lucky man. :)
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+10 251. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Motorcycle + wheelie and then the fail

Do these idiots care nothing for their bikes? Two seconds on one wheel followed by three weeks in the workshop not to mention the long push home, it's a double monkey from me ::(|)
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+10 252. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Make a Human Powered Mobile Phone Charger

He didn't electrify himself enough in this video for my liking :D Beautiful daughter hope she electrifies him many times in the future but doesn't get his eyebrows. >:) :squirrel:
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+10 253. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Crazy Backhoe Operator. have chosen the path

If I hadn't seen it with my own two ears I wouldn't have believed it. Guess there must have been a traffic jam further up the road >:) :O
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+10 254. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Singing Road Route 66 Tijeras NM

That's a really good way to get people to drive at the right speed I guess. It would be really cool if they could make it play the funeral march if you went too fast. >:)
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+10 255. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Experiment! How Does An Owl Fly So Silently? - Super Powered Owls - BBC

I may not have mentioned this before but I really love owls :) <3
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+10 256. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Russian man gets sucked into a snowmobile! His friends help ..after laughing!!

I don't understand how the Russians speak Russian yet they laugh in English :S >:)
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+10 257. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Emotional Reunion with Chimpanzees

I cried my eyes out watching this, wonderful reunion, wonderful animals we need to think more about them, certain countries more than others :| <3
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+10 258. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Parrot learned how to cat

You spend £800 on a Cockatoo and it sounds like a £30 cat, I'd take it back >:)
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+10 259. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Yankee fan looses ring during proposal

#2 That's a little cynical! I'm thinking you are talking from personal experience, just how fat is your wife? :*
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+10 260. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Perfect welding

It wasn't perfect there is little dent at ten o clock but I might be being a tiny bit picky. >:)
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+10 261. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Chewin The Fat: "Mon" Take A Drink

That was Scottish if anyone needs a translation they were saying " Go on take a drink" and the Wally was saying "No" then in the end he said "Yes" and everyone cheered but in Scottish. >:)
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+10 262. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video The new Rubik's Cube world record is ridiculously fast

All the Rubik cube record video's look exactly the same what's the point:x
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+10 263. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Kid Disappears In Brick Wall Prank

Hello stranger who I have never met before, would you look after my child??
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+10 264. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video This Is How to Make Easy And Awesome Rangoli

So what do you do with that? I thought it said Ravioli :D
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+10 265. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video River boat trip

That's probably safer than being on dry land
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+10 266. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Water cooled 72,000 lumen flashlight

That was a bright idea. :D
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+10 267. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Déjà vu all over again. Florida has been there before.

Totally agree with every word she said. America you need to wake up and smell the bodies.
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+10 268. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Thrown Out Of Sydney No Go Zone

Oh my goodness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Practically everyone on this site is missing a massive point here. A section of Australia has basically been taken over by a relgion Islam, that is not okay!!! Would a Christian sect be able to take over a section of Saudi Arabia? NO NO NO NO!!!! So why is it OK for them to assume the facility in another country. I'll tell you why it's called religious freedom of speech, which the western would has signed up for but the East hasn't.

The past is the past, it's no use comparing what the Christians, Jews and goodness knows who else did hundreds of years ago, the world was a different place then, sadly it still is for some.

Why do large percentages of the world pretend that now in 2018 with all the knowledge, scientific evidence, fossil evidence, space explanation evidence, that there is a god or gods behind all this, it's embarrassing!! I feel like I'm living in the present, in a world what is living so far in the past.

Do people really believe that Donald Trump who says 'God bless America' all the time, really believes that there is a chap in the sky looking down on us? Come on world wake up.

We look back at the medieval times when people burned witches because they believed they were responsible for illness, pox, crop failure. We look at those people and we think, 'you idiots' how could you be so stupid to believe such nonsense. The catholic church told Mothers of children, babies, that had died before being baptised, that their babies had not gone to heaven but instead were in limbo Latin limbus 'The Edge of Hell' Imagine how a deeply god fearing Irish Catholic Mother would have suffered knowing that. The catholic church have since changed their mind (good of them) so that was basically nonsense.

One day and it will be hundreds if not thousands of years from now, people will look back at religion ALL RELIGION and the people who believed in it, as we look at the believers of witches and those that made sacrifices to sun gods. They will struggle to believe that in a world that already had discovered so much about their environment, had cracked the human genome, worked out the origin of species and evolution had developed great technology, computers, space rockets, had visited other planets and moons, could cure many diseases using medical science, could still believe that behind it all was a man sitting on a cloud with a big white beard and that in some cases you could be killed for not believing in him. And in others if you did not believe and worship him you would spend eternity after you had died in a place full of fire and torment ran by a guy dressed in red carrying a large three pronged poker.

I certainly hope when the offspring of my great great great great great great great great great great great grandchildren trace back their family tree, they will be able to smile that at a point ahead of many others when some form of real intelligence had at least started in their family.
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+10 269. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Raccoon attacks dog and woman

You can tell who beats up raccoons in that family. :D
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+9 270. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Pixar's Presto

Oh for goodness sake.. Leave the "team" alone. I hadn't seen it before and really enjoyed it. Does it really matter if the sound was weird, or was badly redubbed. Picky, Picky, Picky.
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+9 271. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Bird Defends Keyboard

A Java sparrow I believe
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+9 272. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Gecko saves his friend from a snake

Gecko on the wall is saying "Anytime you like" "Now maybe" "I'm not on top of this situation" "You do know this is not a game" "I'm dying here" "Okay I take it back you're not ugly, now get this slimy F**ker off me" :S (did anyone notice a few seconds from the end the snake seemed to bite his captive then vanish... Where did it go?)
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+9 273. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 911 what's your emergency?

It's a good thing the owner hadn't converted his pool into a large coy carp tank at $4000 a head that would be about half a million dollars a scoop full :S
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+9 274. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 92.6 km/h On a bike

For the most realistic experience of this video do what I do. Have a 12" fan behind your laptop and get real close to the screen and have a spoonful of horseshit ready to waft under your nose at the appropriate moments..Stunning :D
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+9 275. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How to Pretend to Work at Work

#1#2#4 That's someone's Dad, Granddad. Turkey breaths! :(
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+9 276. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Carrie in the Coffee Shop

#4 I think you'd scream like a girl
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+9 277. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Magpie playing with a dog

#2#6#7 wrong wrong wrong Emu!
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+9 278. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Paralysed Rats Made To Walk Again

#1 I knew when I looked at the comments following this video that you would be here making this comment. You are always guaranteed to object to experimentation like this on a living creature that is not human. I do wonder how many paraplegics would object to this though? I am an animal lover & while rats wouldn't be my first choice as a pet, primarily due to the fact that they pee constantly. I can understand that some people love them like others might a dog or a cat. But when you consider how many of them are killed in traps or farmed as food for snakes etc. I have to say this seems to be very important work that may lead to a cure or life improvement to people who currently spend their lives in wheel chairs. It's a poor argument against. <3
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+9 279. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Fastest wire bending in the world

My bet is that if you speeded this up it would be quicker >:)
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+9 280. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The difference new engines make in Formula 1

Forget the sound. Wasn't there a marked difference in speed. Much slower in 2014? :|
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+9 281. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Street Guitarist Gets His Youtube Revenue + Surprize

History in the sliding me thinks! Good luck Nelly :)
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+9 282. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Star Wars Symphonic Suite on a theatre pipe organ

This guy moved in next door to me last weekend, blew all the pictures from my walls. >:)
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+9 283. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video First beach trip

Truly amazing, what a wonderful dog overcoming totally his disability, heart warming. :) :) :)
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+9 284. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Wil Wheaton

Basically, in a nutshell, without beating around the bush, this guy is spot on.
Being called names, or being bullied physically about your interests, your looks, the way you dress, the people you like or follow, the music you like, the films the like, your beliefs or lack of them is ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS WRONG.
The people doing the name calling (The bullies) because that is what they are, Male or female are the one's with the problem not you. It stops when you leave school, immediately.

If you are unfortunate enough to come across a version of these who managed to skip getting a crap job (because most of them do)when you are in your working life and they turn out to be your boss. Get another job. ;)
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+9 285. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Ducklings vs. Stairs

Now if they were ants ;)
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+9 286. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Heckler Getting Destroyed By Joe Klocek

I love the bit where the heckler puts his stupid hands in the air because he is being interrupted (Heckled if you will) by Joe. Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, Comedian >:)
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+9 287. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Longest Jump Story

Was it really worth it??? The problem with this sort of thing is that even if you make it, you are simply putting down the gauntlet for the next guy or gal to push it another meter and another meter. Eventually it won't end well for someone. I also wonder what this cost and for what purpose? We have aeroplanes if we need to fly. Cars have wheels, maybe keep them on the ground? ;)
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+9 288. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Amateur MMA fighter taps out for his opponent

Amazing thing to do. I only hope the loser I mean winner learns from this and doesn't get his head knocked off by the next guy who won't be so charitable :S
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+9 289. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Never steal from this guy

#2 Oh didn't you know! That's what happens these days, some sleaze ball injures him or herself breaking into your property and they try and sue you for damages. Unfacking believable, I could never be an attorney or solicitor actually representing these toe rags in court. :S
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+9 290. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Ever wondered why Yogi Bear had a collar?

Thanks for that Bob. ;)
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+9 291. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Joe the Barber

Bless you Joe <3
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+9 292. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Active Ice Flow Footage

This guy needs to get in more. Most of the trees that were snapping like twigs were twigs. If he wanted to make an interesting video he'd have been stood on a surf board waiting for that little ripper :D
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+9 293. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Toddler gets his head stuck in a gate

#3 If only that was always true :)
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+9 294. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video #Equality

Don't you hate it when you can't help but wonder if the actor (The girl in this case) is actually like that in real life ;)
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+9 295. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video OK Go - Red Star Macalline Commercial

Some nice effects and some wooden performances >:)
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+9 296. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video How to save yourself if you're choking!

Totally a great idea, nuff said :)
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+9 297. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video It's not a toy...

#7 I think it is perfectly acceptable to compare a dog to a human child when it comes to care. If you are the sort of person who could treat a dog badly, beat it, leave it by the side of the road, turf it out of the house when you are bored with it. If that's the sort of person you are, then I for one wouldn't want to have you as a parent. :|
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+9 298. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Foodies Kill Their Food For The First Time

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate vegetables :D
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+9 299. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video The Ingenious Design of the Aluminum Beverage Can

For those of you who turned this video off too soon.. watch the last three seconds after the credits. Hilarious >:)
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+9 300. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Slot Car Racing European Championship Finals, Helsinki. Top speed: 110mph

It would be much simpler if they just got girlfriends
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+9 301. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Arden Accrington Pool Fail

Del Boy you're back :D
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+9 302. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video See how the ISS crew stay clean in space without running water

I hope it's only a coincidence that the male Astronauts talk about gravitational pull and repairing of the Hubble telescope and the women talk about washing their hair ;)
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+9 303. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Maybe John Wayne hated Bicycles

Any one notice that the music came from the western 'The Good The Bad and the Ugly' that John Wayne wasn't in :D
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+9 304. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Driving advice

All you front driver fault bods, read your highway code. What if a child had stepped in front of the car? That's right he would have reacted even quicker on the break doing a ? ? ? come on, you all know what it is don't you? ? ? um um, you just don't want to say it out loud do you? It's an emergency stop isn't it! yes. And what does the highway code say about safe stopping distances?? Lets guess it's something along the lines of "It needs to be a safe distance from the car in from, JUST in case it stops suddenly" >:) Oh and by the way #10 very good I'm glad you listened to your instructor although he didn't 'learn' you he 'taught' you and you learned. ;)
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+9 305. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video An invention that is truly changing lives

If you can afford to take a holiday in the wilderness you can afford to buy one of these products and it might just save your ass. Just buy one and don't be a pussy :)
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+9 306. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Short celebration

Where is the next video with the ambulance in it and the sudden change of personality :S
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+9 307. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Dog

I'm really glad they didn't extend the video another 30 seconds or so as I think someone in the house must have been peeling onions and they were just getting to me ;) Nothing beats the companionship of a dog...Nothing.. I think the video should be called Duck though!
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+9 308. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Fail Compilation spring 2015 || TNL

I think these compilations would be much improved if after each accident there was a quick flash of information containing one or more of the following words:-

Dead, dying, concussed, comatose, broken, neck, leg, both legs, arm, both arms, teeth, person, mind. In traction, in hospital, insane. Needs new bike, car, lorry, career, locking up. Off work for 1 week, 1 month, 1 year, being an idiot. To be kept away from tree's, water, fire, bikes, cars, other human beings. >:)
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+9 309. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Golden hands !

If you skip to 8:58 amazingly you can see the finished piece. Admittedly you will miss the naked girl going past at 3:24 and coming back again at 4:17 (it's only a quick flash and you have to look really carefully) Probably hardly worth checking back through the video ;)
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+9 310. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Malfunction...

This looks like a well used custom setting >:)
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+9 311. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Cyclist Crashes Into A Porsche At Full Speed!

I think at this near tragic moment a special mention should be given to the two poor barsteards who also crashed into a motorbike. :S
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+9 312. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Los Angeles dumps 96 million plastic balls into a reservoir to prevent it from evaporating

I often wondered why I didn't evaporate now I know why >:)
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+9 313. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video This Corgi Either Loves Or Hates Water

#2 Just to clarify that doesn't mean you can eat dog today you weirdo's get a salad, oh and go easy on the chicken too!! :S :squirrel:
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+9 314. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Kitten Plays Great Defense On Some Incoming Laundry

That's cat for you, batty as a fruitcat. >:)
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+9 315. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Cat Falls From Three Story Building And Survives

Pretty sure it was the presence of the guy with the camera that caused the cat to fall in the first place. Very impressive flight all the same. I wonder what the record is. :squirrel:
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+9 316. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Daniel Radcliffe Raps Blackalicious' "Alphabet Aerobics"

Not a big rap fan but that was impressive :)
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+9 317. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Bear sits next to guy

looking at the opening shot with all the bear or is it bear's in the river I would say this was prime salmon fishing time and food was plentiful. What an absolute privilege to get so close to that creature and not get eaten :)
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+9 318. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video How to Prank a Prankster

#1 OR he had been watching the prankster guy, with his table set up, pumpkins all over the place for the last two hours scaring people, and he thought long and slowly about doing that? Then got his mate to film it from the other side? Which one do you think? >:) :squirrel:
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+9 319. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Alligator Snapping Turtle compared to Common Snapping Turtle

Maybe it would have been nice to see them snapping in action with a piece of meat or a fish or something. ;)
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+9 320. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Michael Jackson - Get On The Floor (Bass Cover)

Obviously enjoying the sound, quite easy to play if you are a bassman/woman as so full of repetition you can't help but get good at it. But I like her :D
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+9 321. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Not all heroes wear a cape

This is what being civilized is all about, amazing good people who put them selves in potential peril to save other people and animals. When in other parts of the world, in fact the same parts of the world, there are cowardly animals blowing up women and children in the name of a warped and twisted idealism. What a strange planet we live on. :|
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+9 322. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Excavator Mounts Heroic Rescue of Young Deer Trapped in Mud

Why would she look confused? She's only been plucked out of the mud by a big metal shovel, lifted into the air and placed down in a car park, normal day I'd say. >:)
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+9 323. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Drone Fishing For Tuna

#1 I don't think it really needs an explanation. The line is obviously attached to the drone on a slip wire connection, as soon as there is a tuna on the line the weight releases it from the drone which can then continue to film and the guy turns his little handle a few times and eats tuna for the next three weeks. :squirrel:
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+9 324. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Strandbeest Bike

I had a bike that looked like this shortly after I went over the handlebars back in 1978 five miles from home with two bottles of beer in my back pack. As I felt the wet trickle down my back I sat and cried and hoped it was blood. >:)
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+9 325. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Insane flood rescue

Very very lucky lady and dog, timing could not have been nearer the line.O:)
And at lease her husband knows the answer to that all important question, in an emergency would you save me or the dog >:)
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+9 326. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Gravity

That's definitely going to set them back a couple of hours. :P
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+9 327. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Elephant Falls Asleep After Lullaby

I will never understand how anyone could harm one of these wonderful creatures and I would like to wish a New Year Pox to any one who does. While I'm on the subject I would also like to wish plague to anyone who deals in Rhino horn 'That will mainly be you China you fecking idiots' Take an Aspirin, eat more fruit, Viagra if you need it, but stop having these wonderful creatures murdered. :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
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+9 328. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Happy New Year Snotr!!!

Happy New year to you all. Thought I would get the first complaint in for 2017 great video but would like to see a female version, ring those little bells. <3 Love and Peace Everyone, L&PO:):D JJ
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+9 329. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video 10 Ways You’re Secretly Tricked By Companies

T H E B A R S T A R D S We should all stop buying things and teach them a lesson>:)
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+9 330. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Coffee spoon instrument

Now I need to find a coffee shop who supply spoons with holes in the handle. He needs to find a shop where they sell shampoo. 8-)
Now wait for the orchestral video version it's only a matter of time, may the force be with them. :(|)
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+9 331. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Baby ducklings rescued by six-year-old girl in Orange County

I just hope it wasn't Mia's little sister that put those ducklings down that hole in the first place. :D
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+9 332. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video 1000 Hours in 12 Minutes - Making A Large Wheel Skeleton Clock

Absolutely amazing what a skill to behold. This deserves the best video ever shown on Snotr award. Mesmerising. Well done CG. :)
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+9 333. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Remote Control Car

Surly the title should have been Remote control Cake, just saying;)
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+9 334. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Free gifts at your neighbors door...

Made to measure that boot. Pretty stupid place for the postman to leave it anyway.
So if we are to assume that this is the neighbours kid, why is he driving all over his neighbours lawn? Two educational opportunities

"Look what I've found Mummy" .
"Oh for feck's sake, take it back, take it back they've got a fecking camera, go and get your balaclava" :D
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+9 335. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Warning against upsetting the girlfriend

Is advertising really cheap over there or are inhalers really expensive? 8-)
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+9 336. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Ratting with terriers

Well they weren't all terriers but my goodness what a tight pack they were, nothing got away, and so many rats. I could do with borrowing those dogs as I've got rats in my garage at the moment. Very effective killing machines.
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+9 337. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video A Millennial Job Interview

Dog that is so real its frightening. :S
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+9 338. Judge-Jake commented 328 days ago on video Theresa May CCTV images

Love it and probably not far from the truth. :D
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+9 339. Judge-Jake commented 231 days ago on video Sadness As An Orangutan Tries To Fight The Bulldozer Destroying Its Habitat

Absolutely tragic and heart breaking, what are we doing to our wildlife. :(
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+8 340. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Is brain to brain communication possible?

I think the main thing holding back human progression is that we are born, we learn and then we die. Then the next generation is born has to learn it all again then it dies. Ok so there is a progression with what there is to learn but its such a slow process as we are all born knowing pretty much the same, how to breath how to eat and thats about it, every thing else we have to learn anew. If we could develope brain to brain communication maybe we could learn everything learnable instantly then we would be all able to develope human inteligence and make giant leaps in one generation. Just a thought :D :D :D
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+8 341. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The Mp3 Experiment

Now I want you all to jump into the sea especially those of you who can't swim. Thank you for your attention >:)
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+8 342. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The Pixel Painter

Here's to the next 97 years Hal. you are a real inspiration and a true artist. The music is just fine :)
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+8 343. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How not to load a truck on a trailer

One of those moments that makes you wake up in a hot sweat..night after night..after night...after night :S
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+8 344. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video This is what Parkour really looks like

What's with the face slapping at the beginning :S
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+8 345. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Woodworker does a stop motion of his project

The workmanship of the chairs was amazing the workmanship of the Stop Motion was better...Only a wooden step away from Wallace and Grommet :)
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+8 346. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Why glasses are so expensive

Well that's a real eye opener :O
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+8 347. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How do you like your tea?

Boiled in a teapot please, milk two sugars and a couple of digestive biscuits. :)
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+8 348. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Meanwhile in Russia

It's a risk thing no different from speeding around a race track or parachuting from 20.000 feet. If it goes badly you risk losing a finger, hand or your life But if it goes well you just pattered a wild teddy bear :P
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+8 349. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Water Transfer Printing

Or how to make a £3 piece of plastic cost £145. :P
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+8 350. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Van Driver Learns Lesson The Hard Way

Plonker :S
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+8 351. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The Real Walter White

I'm not sure what to say here. I guess if you can't do the time don't do the crime. Ronnie Biggs The great train robber died today. He spent 37 years on the run so to speak before being returned to the UK and as an old man was sent back to prison. That's the law, I see little difference here :|
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+8 352. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Excavator precision

Somehow that would have been improved with the Jurassic Park music. :)
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+8 353. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Misdirection - Insane football skills

#2 It's not what I got :S
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+8 354. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Bates 9000

#5 Wow a time traveling cell phone, what was the weather like :D
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+8 355. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video The Chilliman

You need to be really really strong to eata those Chilli's ;)
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+8 356. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Baby moose cannot express its gratitude

Faith in humanity restored again <3 You humans are just ooohhh
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+8 357. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Which way will the wheel spin?

I was with Louise ;) but don't tell Coco :S Terry was with George and they can now marry legally >:)
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+8 358. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Deus Ex Short Film

Amazing! I wonder what this cost to produce and how long it took, worth watching the 'Behind the scenes' bit as well^ :|
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+8 359. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 96 year old man puts a younger cocky poker player in his place

#1 Know when to fold em, know when to walk away, de de de de de >:)
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+8 360. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Queen Mary 2 gets a special happy birthday from her sisters

The B# was a little flat (I know there isn't) Ship version of close encounters of the third kind. Pity someone didn't switch a few cabin lights on and off in time to the music :D
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+8 361. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Oh Shit!

I thought he was going to crash into an enormous turd :D
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+8 362. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video When people are stupid...

I counted two groin replacements (same guy), a new spleen, obviously two fractured collarbones, five dental appointments & a lot of rheumatoid arthritis in later life lol :D
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+8 363. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video We are not crazy... WE ARE AMAZING!

No! you are crazy ;)
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+8 364. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Riding a spaceship back to planet earth.

Okay I guess someone has to ask "What happened to the spaceship?" :)
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+8 365. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video This Korean guy really knows how to sell his product

There was rather a lot of give In the product demonstration, due to it being installed in the hands of a human being. What would happen if it was installed into a wall. :D
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+8 366. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Design Flaw

So basically you have three spy holes in your door, one for close up and two for distance what's your problem >:)
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+8 367. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Bumblebee in spider's web rescued by other bumblebee

If I was guessing, I would say that just like when wasps are in distress they release a pheromone that attracts other wasps to come to their aid, the Bumble bee probably has a similar facility. Not sure that the spider actually wanted the bee in it's web either more likely it would try and sever the web to get it out. ;)
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+8 368. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Brazilian Men Find Giant Snake In River

I know how the screaming woman feels. On one hand she's terrified of snakes but on the other hand she want's Neil her swallowed husband back. >:)
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+8 369. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Caught Inside at Maverick's

Wave goodbye! >:)
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+8 370. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Ralley car in Italy flips over fans watching

No one was hurt but the Italian branch of Marks and Spencers sold fifteen extra pairs of underpants that day. :*
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+8 371. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Robber owned by Bus Driver

On the spot clubbing :D
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+8 372. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video The artwork of a very expensive handmade wristwatch

#13 Second off, The accuracy of watches these days is totally irrelevant unless you are an astronaut. A 99p digital watch will give you any amount of precision and accuracy that you are ever going to need. The watch in the video at 2.5 million dollars is a statement for anyone that buys it that they have too much money and would rather spend it on a piece of bling than do something useful with it like help some of the poor Basta*ds who have none. In my opinion the best thing about this watch is the video of it being made. The end product is big, bulky and tasteless.

If Mrs Nickk you have created this account to tell everyone that their opinions are wrong then you are missing totally the point of opinions and in this case (your first) showing yourself to be Dick. Welcome to Snotr
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+8 373. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Romanian TV Host's Ladder Demonstration Fail

I mean which producer ok'ed this stunt. Climbing up a ladder on a shiny floor held up by two women. WTF did they think was going to happen? :S :(|)
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+8 374. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video World's Master Carver

#4 They are cotton wool ball pliers. Designed and patented in 1973 by Philip Morris of Sunderland. Designed for checking impurities in Wool balls before packaging.
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+8 375. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Fallout vs Skyrim

Cool. very well done. :*
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+8 376. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Store robber plays dead

The truth about this video care of (yahoo yesterday morning)is that the whole scenario was staged by the shop keeper and his mate "To create a little advertising for the business" Turns out the police were well cheesed off with the whole prank. :)
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+8 377. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video The best therapy...

Great story... :)
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+8 378. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video An Astronaut's View of Earth

Quite a speech.
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+8 379. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Kids Remove Screw from Boss's Chair

It was very funny but might have been less so if the cup contained hot coffee or a spinal injury occurred :) :(
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+8 380. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Cool Transforming Tables

Really great designs :D
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+8 381. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Indiana Bones - Raiders of the Lost Bark

Absolutely brilliant, must have taken ages to film :D
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+8 382. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Whoopi Goldberg: If you hit a man don't be surprised if he hits you back

I've never hit or slapped a Woman in my life and believe me I have been provoked. Whoopi is absolutely right in what she says though. Somehow society has taught women that if they get mad with a guy it's perfectly acceptable to slap, punch, scratch even occasionally kick him, with no risk of physical retaliation, simply because technically the guy could do more damage. This is bullcrap and the reason it is, is simply that we are not talking about using strength to any excess. If a woman hits a man at a certain force and he returns with the same amount of force she really shouldn't have anything to argue about. The guy of course gets labelled as a woman beater while the fact that she struck him first doesn't even come into the conversation.

The bottom line here as Whoopi sort of said. Violence is never the answer, but whoever you are, Male or female, if you cross the line and strike another human being female or male don't complain if you get the same back. :|
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+8 383. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Dark Sky

Not exactly what it said on the tin :(|)
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+8 384. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Combine Harvesting Animation

That's certainly extremely combined and animated :P
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+8 385. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Parrot Laughs Like Super-Villain

Parrot thinks he's Penguin :*
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+8 386. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Illegal parking lot in China

#3 Well three of them there are going to wish they had :)
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+8 387. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Jump Start a Car with AA Batteries

can't beat a good jump first thing in the morning >:)
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+8 388. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video The ladder prank

He should have rung a friend ;)
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+8 389. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Remove cat before flight

"Woman's mid flight fright causes Pussy separation" >:)
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+8 390. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Frisbee Boss

oh no! I really hoped nobody was filming when I did that >:)
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+8 391. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video How it would look like...

And that's the way the cookie crumbles >:)
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+8 392. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video No eye contact allowed

How come the guy fell over and the girls just laughed? ;)
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+8 393. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Don't drive and drink

Cant's imagine that is street legal ;)
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+8 394. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Heavy Metal Origins

#1 But in actual fact it was Black Sabbath. Bet he wished he'd kept those finger tips now, be worth an absolute fortune on ebay. >:)
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+8 395. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Toddler's reaction to first summer rain

Delightful, will probably grow up to be a poet and ponder over the wonder of nature. :O and squirrels :squirrel:
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+8 396. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Holy s**t

Good day at the diy store, but no tape left :D
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+8 397. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Majestic Volcano... 9 Miles High!!

#3 The volcano was last seen in 1970? which way was it heading? Let me guess it was the volcano of Brigadoon (sorry #1 you will have to Google Brigadoon, there are other search engines)due to reappear in about 55 years time. >:) :squirrel: Nuts you are all just nuts..goes of muttering into the distance...nuts...just nuts.
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+8 398. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video 333 Year Old Hammer

I'd hammer out a warning
I'd hammer out Danger
I'd hammer out the love between
My brothers and my sisters,
aaaaall Alll over this land
OOOOOOOOOUUUU OOOOU OOOOOOOU OOOU
OOOOOOOOOUUUU OOOOU OOOOOOOU OOOU

Next!!

Come on ...IF I had a fecking BELL
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+8 399. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Honey bee vs badass spider

I don't like this whimsical narrative must be a really old film. The spider looks kinda cute in an arachnophobic way oooouuuu >:) :squirrel:
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+8 400. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video How Russians settle disputes

#1 Kinda agree although perhaps it was in anticipation of nothing happening. I bet his girlfriends parents are delighted with her Neanderthal choice of boyfriend, fecking el :S
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+8 401. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Northern lights filmed in real time in Iceland! Really spectacular to see

Filmed in real time! How on earth did they do that >:)
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+8 402. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Testing The Brakes On A Formula One Car

Man that's almost as exciting as when it's attached to the car :D
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+8 404. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Beer Pong Dun

I mean what the feck did this idiot think was going to happen :S
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+8 405. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video The Katana Queen

She needs an exorcist :P
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+8 406. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Key & Peele - On The Auction Block

I would like to see some outtakes :)
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+8 407. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video He's Fond of Cards

My goodness that is some control, in the face of adversity. :)
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+8 408. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video I Live In An Airplane

So how did he get it there?
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+8 409. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Icebreaker Crowd

All dead now 8-)
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+8 410. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Massive Blizzard to Hit Massachusetts on Saturday January 23, 2016

#4 You really are a Barstard aren't you. I hope someone punches your teeth right so that you need the functionality of a ward. >:)
#7 You also! The quality of any community is how it looks after those who need help. :(

Just imagine if he gets to read your comments! you should be ashamed
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+8 411. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Dad being dad

Wonderful to see. I'm just waiting for the Snotr trolls to see this now!!
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+8 412. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video 0 to 316 mph

Seems an awful lot of trouble an awfully short ride >:)
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+8 414. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Extreme Drone Crashes

I've been clicking for part two for an hour and a half now, but it all seems very familiar >:)
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+8 415. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Woman at the gas station

Run away run away! >:)
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+8 416. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video How to make a plastic foam cutter

I was waiting to see how he was going to use it to cut the trigger section out, it goes without saying I was very disappointed >:) Now lets think of some other applications for this device. Here are mine:-
1) A very slow hedge cutter.
2) A spaghetti cooker.
3) A really painful trip wire (need modification)
4) A burn your own clothes line (need modification)
5) A Cheese cutter.
6) If you made four of these they would make a very effective "Don't touch my mobile phone/Stapler/pen/desk calculator" office security device.
7) In the event that 'number 6 above' didn't work, a great interrogation tool.
8) A precision fly killer
9) A Hot cross bun marker
10) A Wart, verruca or mouth ulcer remover
>:)
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+8 417. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Man ignores museum rules, touches priceless Clock which falls from wall and smashes

Fecking idiot well I hope they sent him a very large bill :(
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+8 418. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Little girl cries tears of joy after getting doll with a prosthetic leg

Oh my goodness what a perfect present, you could see all the emotion in that little girls face. That doll is going to go on a lot of life's adventures with that little girl. <3
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+8 419. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Flyboard® Air Farthest flight by hoverboard (achieved on 30th April 2016 by Franky Zapata)

Okay I called this fake last time it was on (about two months ago) partly because of some dodgy editing. This time the lady from GWR was there so I apologise it really was a fantastic achievement and yes I want one. :D
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+8 420. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Weather map goes crazy live on the air

Good impro >:)
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+8 421. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Falcon hunting near a highway fail

Yeah that was fecking bright wasn't it Hi Hi:S
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+8 422. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Judge allows inmate to meet his son for the first time

Nice thing to do and hopefully will put some positive thoughts in the guys head O:)
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+8 423. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Kids and Zoo Animals

Mostly sad for the Animals. :|
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+8 424. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video SloMo Squirrel Flung!

Squirrels are certainly a divider of emotions creature. They are beautiful animals, but these American Greys have wiped out virtually completely the beautiful Reds that were in abundance in England before the Greys arrived only 140 years ago. There are now only 140.000 reds left compared to 2.5 million greys and the reds have been squeezed into a very small area north of the country and the isle of wight, a 95% decline.

If it wasn't for the bushy tail they would be basically rats and everyone would hate them, it's the tail that saves them I guess, Squirrels and I have a lot in common though and that is simply that we never give in. :squirrel:;)
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+8 425. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video COFPV | Drak V. Graugans | Mountain Surf

#1 Yep I for one don't know what the feck that is but later I'm going to KFC for a BLT if they have started selling them yet. 8-)
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+8 426. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Risky passage through bridge!!!

Surly that bridge was not built to take that kind of weight, it's only a matter of time. If that was my bridge I'd be charging a toll equivalent to a full rebuild for each crossing, you know thirty quid :S
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+8 427. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Car starts flying at 250 mph +

That's nothing mine goes back to the future at 88 MPH >:)
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+8 428. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video A hug is worth a thousand words.

Forgive me for the 'cut n paste' but I typed this for another dog video a couple of weeks back and as it was nearly at the end most of you may have missed it. Dogs certainly know what you are feeling, I've had dogs all my life, as a child and as an adult. I've noticed a pattern over the years, where young couples get together and almost to cement their relationships they get a dog. Usually a bad idea because they often both work and I'm sorry to say often the wrong breed of dog (but I won't go into that now). A few years later if things work out along comes the babies, it's a little like the song 'Lonely boy' by Andrew Gold, only with a dog. Of course then the attention changes to the child and the relationship with the dog often suffers, sadly this is a time so many dogs get re-homed.

I have experienced the death of a dog, too many times in my life already. Five times to be exact, plus three others when I wasn't actually present as I was too young, I then only experienced the empty space they left behind. I also saw my Father cry on those three occasions and no other times in his life.

Unless you have lived with a dog, shared toast and other tit bits with them, slept with them on the couch, had them follow you around the house, greet you when you have only been gone for an hour, just the same as if you had left them for a week. Watched them sleep, watched them dream and smelt the fur at the side of their face as they nuzzle up close to you. Unless you have lived and loved a dog, you could never understand the way they make you feel, how they get under your skin and the absolute pain of that final day, when they say goodbye, for the last time. It's a pain that is almost unbearable and dog lovers will tell you, that they cried more when their dog died than when they lost a relative. It really is indescribable and each time it happens, a little part of you dies with them and each one leaves a void in your life that can never be filled. Each time you think about them in the future the pain is still there forever raw and your eyes fill with water at your loss.

Some people never have another dog so as not to suffer like that again, others can't live their lives without one. I would be the latter. Sometime over the next five years, it is highly likely I will be saying goodbye to four more dogs and I am absolutely dreading each one. <3
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+8 429. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video The Importance of Load Balancing When Towing

I hate trailers..... always spoils the film 8-)
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+8 430. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Russian Paratroopers test new uniform in arctic water

Well that certainly wasn't exciting. I don't know why they bother having arctic suits in the army. In my opinion if there is going to be any fighting over land dispute covered in fecking Ice, let em have it, we'll keep the grass. I mean it's not even proper land! When the planet heats up in a few million years time they will be swimming on their land. >:)
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+8 431. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Rafael Fiziev enters the Matrix

That guy's just got no back bone. :D
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+8 432. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video A new advertising campaign in Mexico City's subway system

It must be awful for women to be confronted with men in that way, every morning and evening just going to and from work. It makes me ashamed to be a man. When I was a young man and didn't have a car, rather than put my girlfriends through any risk in Taxi's home, I used to go with them in the taxi's and return in the taxi or if I was short of cash I'd go with them in the taxi and walk back.
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+8 433. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Oh La La

Like father like son......probably O:)
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+8 434. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Simon more Emotional in Deaf Girl Audition 2017

Beautiful voice beautiful girl. <3
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+8 435. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Japanese Milk Commercial

One way of getting the little bastards to drink it, tell um it comes from outta space. Little planet just up from Uranus called UrNipple. :'(
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+8 436. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Alligators in ice!

Goodness the mad action there took me by surprise. :)
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+8 437. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Every Best Visual Effects Winner. Ever. (1929-2018 Oscars)

Some of the old one's were better than some of the new ones. ;)
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+8 438. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Porch Pirate almost gets Shot!

#4 Oh my oh my Jane Austin has started another novel is this Persuasion take 2 or Sense and Sensibility the later years. :D
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+8 439. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video German Sheperd realizes owner isnt behind him any more.

#3 He did though didn't he, so it was alright in the end, now cheer up. :D
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+8 440. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video African kids seeing drone for the first time. Really puts things in perspective

I don't know about African children, I act like that that all the time, you should see me if a wasp comes into my office. :D
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+8 441. Judge-Jake commented 253 days ago on video Can you solve the jail break riddle?

Borrow a watch from another inmate. :x
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+8 442. Judge-Jake commented 244 days ago on video How to save our planet

Great advice, just hope the right people are listening to it. <3
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+8 443. Judge-Jake commented 192 days ago on video Flexing gone wrong

All the air went to his Arsehole. :D
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+7 444. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago on video Clever Dog

That dalmation has obviously been subjected to a lot of neglect. Shaving most of it's fur off, leaving that silly tuft around its neck so it looks like a mexican hairless, shrinking no doubt on a too warm wash. No wonder its hungry. :D
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+7 445. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Where is it?

I wonder how many times they had to shoot that before the guy found it boring? Personally I'm thinking three or four days >:)
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+7 446. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Giant Otters Take Down a Caiman

Wouldn't it have been great if the commentary went "The otters sized up the Caiman....they saw that it was a big mother fu**er...They decided to kick its ass anyway... The young otters made a sound that would work great in a cartoon" >:)
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+7 447. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Harmonica players get together to jam.

It doesn't matter how good you get at playing the Harmonica, half the time you suck :D
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+7 448. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Touch Screens of the Future

Doesn't work!! I just ran my knuckle down the video! Nothing :S >:)
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+7 449. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video God Of Second Chances

Give the guy a recording contract quick :)
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+7 450. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Russian savvy when loading of logs

Where they is a will there is a way (and usually a gathering of greedy relatives) :D
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+7 451. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Asteroid Discovery From 1980 - 2010

#8 I'd be guessing we got a better telescope? ;)
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+7 452. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video A Normal day in a Russian Supermarket

Nice try with the trick title. This was actually Waitrose Buckinghamshire two weeks after the free coffee promotion started. :*
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+7 453. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Kiss me im desperate

I spent all morning looking for a big piece of cardboard and marker then I spelt 'Kiss' wrong :'(
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+7 454. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Star Wars Symphonic Suite on a theatre pipe organ

#7 Maybe when this happens to you it's time to cut back on the analysing and just listen to the music, life is too short. Gsus (i)
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+7 455. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Next Gen Graphics

The more I watch videos like this the more I realise how much of a dinosaur I am. I brought a Sinclair ZX81 when WH smiths sold them for around £60 back in 1981. 1kb of memory four silicon chips. like 1.5 million other people I would sit and type hours of go subs, subs, lets etc into the thing just to get a tiny pixel dot to move from the left of the screen to the right and hit it back with a half inch vertical line on either side.
My children came along and ran with it, whereas I'm still basically where I was 33 years ago. lol :S
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+7 456. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video How It's Made - vacuum tubes

Most people can tell the difference between transistors and vacuum tubes by the price ;)
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+7 457. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Homemade pendulum rolling ball clock

I just want one :)
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+7 458. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Banana : the new wired phone 2014

#2 Now you are getting into string theory :| UUm! I'll have a think about that, I'm a little tied up at the moment......With string!.. just got a tangled message :S
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+7 459. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video A bridge tearing apart another bridge

Arch enemies' >:) >:) >:) >:) >:) >:) >:)
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+7 460. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Zoey sees Grandma again

Not sure of the back story here, just hope this little creature is not living it's entire life in a house as a pet. No question though that it seems happy to see Grandma again. ;)
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+7 461. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Honda From Heaven

#6 Heaven being UP is a misconception, it's usually found between the sheets >:)
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+7 462. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Loading A Motorcycle Like A Boss

It's well known that this particular brand of motorbike has a built in padded hat under the gearbox for just this kind of loading :|
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+7 463. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video How to waste $55,000

Is that what they cost? Kin waste of money yes!!! :*
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+7 464. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Dog reacts to Portugal elimination

More likely this was the moment the realised what a shit game it is and vowed never to watch football again. :D
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+7 465. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Awesome Childrens Orchestra

I don't understand, what's wrong with it? >:) La la, La la la
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+7 466. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Blue Heron eats a gopher

That's going to be a one furry shit later :P
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+7 467. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video My Mom's Motorcycle: My Rode Reel

#1 I'm going to regret this but which country is that?
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+7 468. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video 90's Microsoft Smart Home

At 2:07 She see's where her husbands car is at the moment...Wait a minute it's outside Jenny's house...the cheating Bastard! Quickly she activates the chip in her husbands brain which severs a major artery causes him to have a different stroke to the one he was having. Then she carries on with dinner without the garlic >:)
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+7 469. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video The Owl Whisperer.

Sounded more like the Owl Panic-er :*
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+7 470. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Dutch rider on old Harley smokes "Yamasuki"

The Harley is always gonna win cos your hands are in the victory position before you start ;)
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+7 471. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Fastest Gun in the World?

So how fast is the guy who is the fastest now, who's actually alive? How did this guy die? Was he shot in the back? cos that's how they all die! Or did he find a way of being even quicker by firing before he took the gun out of the holster? Or was it a heart attack or something? ;)
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+7 472. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video A little lesson in camouflage

#4 Not that often these days >:)
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+7 473. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Smoker Steam Train Engine

Half expected all the neighbours to appear when he blew his whistle :D
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+7 474. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Sorry! The commander said to park it here!

As there were several other Ospreys 'Parked' in the same spot I wouldn't call it a fail at all :|
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+7 475. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Dad cracks up while scolding kids for making a huge mess with paint

My daughter did a similar thing around the same age with a yellow highlighter pen in the master bedroom. She delicately highlighted all the buttons on the bedside telephones all the perfume and aftershave bottle labels were given the same treatment. The edge of the wardrobe doors as well as the cupboard doors the telephone wall sockets, the door handles and the edge of the window ledge. She actually did it very carefully and for a while every time I went in the bedroom it looked like when you have looked at the sun for too long. :D
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+7 476. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Wanderers - a short film by Erik Wernquist

I like it and I wait along with the wanderers :D

I would also like to ask Snotr a Question? Over the last few months I have noticed several video's have mysteriously disappearing from the site. The most recent was last week, the video about the angry guy at the Thanks Giving table, when he tipped the table over with the turkey etc. The other video that comes to mind was a few months back, it was a video of the launch of a NASA rocket close up? Also is anyone else getting annoying pop ups to the right of the screen telling you that you have security issues etc?
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+7 477. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Sergeant Stubbs ( double Amputee ) learning to Skateboard again.

Typical! you get a video of a double amputee trying to use a skateboard and the idiot brigade turn the COMMENTS section into slating America. Some really dumb comments here as well "war on Poverty" (as already mentioned by #4) #3 your comments make no sense what so ever :| War is what happens when the talking hasn't worked or when the opposing conversationalists are too brain washed (usually in an excuse for a religion) to hold a conversation. IRMC :|
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+7 478. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Russian ship sinking in Arctics. October, 2014

A similar thing happened in my bath on Tuesday. Damm those Uboats. :x :x
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+7 479. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Good Doggy

I thought a miniature pinscher was a five year old pick pocket >:)
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+7 480. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Strange water faucet

The joke is on her, there is just a five second delay after the clap. Then once you have the clap it works on giggles >:)
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+7 481. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Sandstorm by Darude played with accordions

#(removed comment) Please explain :S
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+7 482. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Woman sexually Harassing Men. Social Experiment

I would hope that women are not subjected to this level of harassment on the street otherwise I officially resign as a man. :S
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+7 483. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video The Accidental Sea

I never heard about this place, wow how strange. :O
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+7 484. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Magic Door Prank

it would have been better if he was a faster runner >:)
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+7 485. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Unluckiest FIFA player ever :D

I really hope he didn't try an claim for this on home insurance :S
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+7 486. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Stephen Hawking is out of control

#2 The sketch did happen reality where else would it happen? >:)
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+7 487. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Nice treadmill performance

Obviously very disappointed it didn't end they I hoped it would >:)
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+7 488. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Whoopi Goldberg: If you hit a man don't be surprised if he hits you back

#17 So are you saying that if a big bad fifteen stone woman, punches an eight stone guy in the face, say breaking his nose, that it's not okay for him to slap her back?? Is that what your stupid comment is saying? :S
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+7 489. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video It's not a toy...

I will never understand the mentality of anyone who could dump a dog. They have to be another species of human being. Surly it would haunt you for the rest of your life, or it should.

I remember walking along a lovely stream by the side of a wood with my family many years ago and making the decision to let our dog have a 'first' run free. Unclipping his lead whoosh he was gone and he didn't look back, right out of sight he went. It seemed like an eternity before he obviously panicked realising we couldn't see us and sensibly and luckily came back. That moment still haunts me now and every emotion like drowning went through my mind at the thought of losing our lovely dog. <3
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+7 490. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Hubble25

Big WOW from me :D
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+7 491. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video 'Lucho' against cancer

What a wonderful thing to do, so simple, costs nothing and means the world. Good luck to the fan and what's more not being a follower of the beautiful game, I have absolutely no idea who the guy was. :D
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+7 492. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Sunlight is way older than you think

The problem with videos like this, interesting through they are, is that you can't remember enough of them to be able to seem intelligent when explaining them to someone else. :S
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+7 493. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Chaos on the railways Manila Philippines

It's like something out of Mad Max a nightmare. The worse thing is when you look at the young lad near the end scooting his carriage and then you look at the old man earlier on doing the same and you just know the first will become the second :(
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+7 494. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video If you're not sure who it was ...

The whole scenario seems a little odd to me, the slaps came so long and slow but nobody tried to block them, they just got slapped, was this perhaps play acting?
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+7 495. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Tree trunk removal with an SUV

That was not a cost effective method of removing a stump and did you notice the Drama queen's voice in the slow mo >:)
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+7 496. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Pastor Uses Invisible Power to Knock Down Church Members

#13 God was holding the camera silly ;)
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+7 497. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video This guy has a point

I'm white and a chicken obviously! both of which have nothing to do with my comment but this is a guy I would really like to spend some time with :)
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+7 498. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Awesome Rally Simulator

I wonder if they do one with back seats for the porn channel >:)
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+7 499. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Cant touch this...

#27 I don't quite get why you made such a big deal about Blacks and whites? You're fecking Blue >:)
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+7 500. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video True moments of real love

Yes that pretty much sums it up for me, the cruel chemistry of life is that it doesn't remain so potent as time goes by, life gets in the way. But then I guess we would otherwise get nothing done <3
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+7 501. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video All fun and sporting until it isnt - for the human

Who the hell goes shark fishing in a fecking canoe :S
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+7 502. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Don't drive and drink

Pity it doesn't go slower it could be used for leaving boring barbecues discretely >:)
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+7 503. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video WOW!!! Incredible drill powered walking machine!

Wouldn't work on the roads where I live :D Just finished making a scaled down replica of this powered by a Dremel, my hamster loves it! haven't seen him since yesterday afternoon >:)
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+7 504. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Melanie Raccoon riding bike

Racoon should be outside where it lives not being trained to do stupid tricks inside a house :(
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+7 505. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Super Hair Gel

#4 I'm not so sure, in my experience the only thing that superglue sticks to really well is people, oh and it's own lid! Actually it is fake the biggest giveaway is who is holding the camera (which is clearly on a pole) when he puts the glue in his hair? also when he walks in to A&E he turns quickly to the left instead of going in. and finally if his hand was stuck to the handle of that hair brush that is not the way it would be removed >:)
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+7 506. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Homeless Man Does Unbelievable Act Social Experiment

Call me Mr cynical but this whole video seems a little fake or at best it's a shitty thing to do to tell someone your daughter has been missing for two days when you don't even have one (you wouldn't be that calm either). "We lost her in the Mall pretty much" Here's 2 dollars for the phone" "Thank you I am very hunger" It just feels scripted and even if it is real (which I doubt) I don't like it, so I'm definitely out! :|
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+7 507. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Boeing 777 landing high winds at Amsterdam’s Schipol airport.

"This is your captain speaking, apologies to those of you who ordered the pre landing soup, the nearest dry cleaners (owned by my wife ironically)(only kidding her name is Sara) is through the doors at terminal one, turn left" >:)
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+7 508. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Five strangest ways to get into space (that we've tried)

They didn't mention the space ladder or the getting to space trampoline or the space escalator and how about the standing on all your mates shoulders and reaching up method. My idea which I have patented is a big sucking pump where we suck out a small section of our atmosphere bringing space down to a reasonable distance say the roof of a tower block then having fitted handles to the bottom of the space station, we get suited up with all the bits we need to take including sandwiches and chocolate biscuits, we get a good grip on the handles then blow all the atmosphere back into place and there we are in space simple >:)
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+7 509. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Wake Up!

Owner "Beano what do you want, leave me alone, beano! I'm sleepy, I don't wanna play" Beano " No I don't wanna play either but I'm dying, I mean dieing for a pee.....I've already taken a dump on the stairs and eaten it again, why do I do that, it taste's like shite" >:)
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+7 510. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Kitty poledancer

A guy up a pole, wearing socks, on a laminate floor, in front of a fish tank with a cat. what could possibly go wrong >:) :squirrel: nuts, just nuts!
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+7 511. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Future Fitness?

#5 Yes but this one is also pointless! and if I'm completely honest a tiny bit dangerous! :(|) :squirrel:
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+7 512. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video 333 Year Old Hammer

#4 Yawn!! Might have known, you get a great song going, all we needed was verse three and instead, we get a fecking history lesson on fecking trip hammers. I mean why was it called a fecking trip hammer! You would have to be really blind and stupid to trip over a thing as big as that and probably working in a foundry isn't the job for you. :squirrel: Mutter moment! MM I give in, I just give in, *ankers all of them, feck, can't hold a tune. I don't know, it's tragic, tragic what does a hen have to do, back to the fecking perch (I love my fish) *ankers, Feck :S :squirrel: JJ SSASP

IF I had a bell...
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+7 513. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Yesterday, while refueling

I've looked really carefully at this video and I'm pretty sure she is a natural blond. >:) :squirrel:#1 Okay we're all interested lets have a list :*
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+7 514. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video How a king can loose his crown

Or it can get shot by a Dentist :(
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+7 515. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Ghostbusters

What a great sound and he's wearing my jacket :) :squirrel:
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+7 516. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Instant Karma

That will require a new coccyx..... hopefully >:) Nearly Dog/Cat kicking mother fecker :squirrel:
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+7 517. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Cats being... cats - for better or worse but always amusing

Alright alright I give in, I'm a dog person but I'm turning <3 >:)
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+7 518. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Got a mole problem on your golf course?

How the fick fack fock did he do that. Did he bury the mole a few seconds earlier me thinks ::(|)
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+7 519. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video How Bed Bugs Feast On You

Not wishing to moan but seeing as Suxi is absent I guess someone needs to. This is a shite piece of video Snotr! I've personally sent you far more interesting one's in the last week. What is the point of showing us a video of someone else talking about a video, not your usual standard :squirrel:
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+7 520. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video How expensive is to own a Buggati

#3 So does Ferrari.............. >:)
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+7 521. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video The true Ball Handler

Now I would have been really impressed if he did all that while floating through the streets on his carpet >:)
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+7 522. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video 106 Foot Double Back flip!

#3 They worked it out using DOG ft but they did take into account air resistance, so they were kinda right. :S
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+7 523. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Tipping Pizza Delivery Guys $100 Magic Trick

Very nice gesture cost him $500 but he spread a little love <3
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+7 524. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video The Light Switch

I wondered how long it would be before someone turned it on and off and on and off. :S
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+7 525. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video A Brother's Devotion to His Special Needs Sister Will Break You Down Into Tears

Inspirational! If you are not sure if you feel love compare yourself to this guy. Reminds me of a saying years back 'If everyman would help his neighbour no man would be without help' :) <3
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+7 526. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Best fails of 2015 Part 1

OTHER PEOPLES PAIN always good for a laugh >:)
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+7 527. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video The New Lie Detector 300

#2 Ooou look who's working out the length of a Willy in metric >:) :squirrel:
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+7 528. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video $4500 Ferrari Steering Wheel Sticker

I remember a similar experience with a camcorder back in the 80's, it was made by Canon. Back in the days when you had to but a little 8mm cassette tape into a machine to film video (for the younger guys and gals out there). On the model I had it was a little door that opened where you put the tape and the little door was held on by two teeny tiny screws, you could take it off to get at the heads for cleaning etc. Now one of these screws disappeared, don't know where don't know why but it did. So I contacted Canon to ask for a screw. They sent me one in a little bag with an invoice for £27 UK.
I sent them a letter explaining that I thought they had misunderstood the kind of screw I was needing and had quoted me the going rate (apparently)for the kind you might get from the local red light district. I also pointed out that based on my calculations if I wanted to replace all the other parts of the £400 camcorder it would cost approximately they same as a small military aircraft including weaponry. Canon cancelled the invoice. >:) :squirrel:
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+7 529. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Bikini Baristas: Coffee and Controversy in Washington State

I think it is important for Snotr to put video's like this on because it reminds me to dust my screen for the day and get it in the best position out of the glare of sunlight. >:)
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+7 530. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Swearing Parrot Goes Berserk After Owner Destroys Cage

Totally agree with the Cockatoo birds shouldn't be in cages..It's Fa**ing feck!! Fecking Fuc!!ng, Fack fock feckinging Not Fecking On >:)
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+7 531. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Video Shows Terrifying Moment E-Cig Explodes In Man’s Pocket

Just another example that anything to do with smoking is bad for you :S
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+7 532. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video A Day in Auschwitz

47 vital minutes that should be watched by everyone.
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+7 533. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Whoosh bottle

#2 Alcohol and air at a guess :|
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+7 534. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Mysterious Cases Of Time Travel That Can't Be Explained

In the beginning there was a word and that word rhymed with Ollocks. Very misleading title here they can all be explained. >:)
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+7 535. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Man Rescues A Baby Squirrel And Shares His Life With Him

This is a red squirrel which are now very rare in the UK. Totally due to the introduction of the American grey Squirrel which annexed them. You now only find Red's in parts of Scotland and they are endangered. The Grey's are everywhere and a nightmare in a lot of Gardens in England as they steal food put out for garden birds and Hens, the barstewards :)
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+7 536. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video How to park your Porsche In Vancouver Ron Edgar

If I were guessing I would say the wife has just discovered her husbands infidelity and she's kindly collected the car from outside his woman's house and parked it back home for him, as it was such a lovely day and the walk home would do him the world of good. >:)
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+7 537. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Introducing SpotMini

I'm really irritated that I enjoyed this video as I was about to extend my rant of yesterday that having submitted at least six (SIX) videos for snotr this week not one of them has been shown!!!!!and it's Wednesday already!! but as my submissions hardly ever make it to the final cut I won't bother mentioning it. :P <3
I was also going to mention that this is the third or forth video of these walkie bots doing stuff, climbing up hills, running through woods, getting kicked by their makers ect. But I have to say this one is brilliant I'm slightly surprised though that the one who slipped on the banana skins didn't gather them up afterwards, must be a fecking teenager walkie bot. >:) <3
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+7 538. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video "Pedals" bipedal bear sighting

#4 If you read the subtitle above it explains that he has a permanently injured front paw and the other is missing.

I'll never complain about low back pain again he must get it quite bad. I wonder how he sustained those injuries? Please don't tell me he was caught in those horrible bear snap traps.
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+7 539. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video ENHANCE!

That drink isn't big enough ENHANCE!>:)
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+7 540. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Big Kangaroo at window ...

That's obviously a Jehovah's witness Roo. Just invite him in and pretend you are interested in becoming a marsupial God botherer >:)
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+7 541. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Lion tries to EAT screaming toddler on Mexican TV show

Twenty years later in therapy "So can you think of any event in your childhood that may have triggered this un-rational fear of cats"?
"Well", reaching for her laptop.......8-)
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+7 542. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Star Size Comparision

Puts it into perspective doesn't it<3
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+7 543. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video A nuclear artillery shell test

That cloud at the end has to be the single most terrifying symbol of the last 100 years8-)
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+7 544. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Guy shoots deer, then something strange happens...

#1#2 Yep pretty much agree with both of you.

This reminds me of my favourite Woody Allen joke/story.

"I shot a moose once, strapped him onto the fender of my car and headed home, but what I didn't realise was that the bullet didn't penetrate the moose, it merely creased his scalp knocking him unconscious. And I'm driving back through the Holland tunnel and the moose woke up, the moose is signalling for a turn you know. And there's a law in New York state about driving with a live moose on your fender Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. So I'm very panicky don't know what to do, then it hits me! Some friends of mine are having a surprise costume party, I'll go, ditch him at the party it wouldn't be my responsibility.
So I drive to my friends house, I ring the bell, the moose is beside me, I say Hello you know the Solomon's. The moose mingled, did very well, scored. Some guy tried to sell him insurance for an hour and a half. Midnight comes and they hold a competition for the best costume of the night. First prize goes to the Berkawitze's a married couple dressed as a moose, the moose comes in second, the moose is furious, he and the Berkawitze's lock antlers in the living room, they charge and knock each other unconscious. I thought this is my chance I grab the moose, strap him onto the fender of my car and head back to the forest ...BUT I got the Berkawitzes and there is a law in New York state about driving with an unconscious Jewish couple on your fender Tuesdays, Thursdays and especially Saturdays. Next morning the Berkawitze's wake up in the forest in a Moose suit. Mr Berkawitze is shot stuffed and mounted by the New York Rifle club, but the joke is on them because it's restricted". :squirrel::squirrel: The amount of nonsense I carry around in my head is just ridiculous 8-)
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+7 545. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Bad lip reading

I watched the original debates, they made as much sense as this version. :|
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+7 546. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Great White Shark diving cage accident

So how the feck did the shark get into the cage?
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+7 547. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Thinnest Wood Shavings You Have Ever Seen - Japanese Woodworking

They sell it to the Kardashian's , Kim uses it on her delicate arse. O:)
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+7 548. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Russian guy blocks car exhaust

It's a repeat from way back but as there are obviously no new video's being submitted and it's one of my favourites I'm not going to complain. O:)
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+7 549. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Girl Makes Last Minute Basketball Shot

Well done that girlie :)
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+7 550. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Elephant Family guarding Baby Elephant crossing busy road

China stop licking your lips!.:(
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+7 551. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Migrants in Sweden viciously attack CBS Camera Team

#8 Absolutely agree with you. The irony is that if we were stupid enough to move to some of the countries that these people come from and wanted to live our lives the way we do here, we would be imprisoned, publicly flogged or put to death. Imagine building a church in a totally Muslim country you would be stoned to death with the foundations.
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+7 552. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video ABC of death

#3 I thought that, but she's dead and what you are thinking is illegal in some country's :D
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+7 553. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Construction Disasters 2016: Heavy Equipment Accidents And Other Questionable Decisions...

I had my heart in my mouth when the white truck went over the plank. I would love to see the Heath and safety report produced before they attempted that. 8-)
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+7 554. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video 10 Garage Sale Items That Sold For MILLIONS

I wonder if any of the people who made some of these staggering sums of money treated the original owners? :S
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+7 555. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Humvee Climbing Vertical Wall

It climbed the wall ok but it was obviously scared of the fence. :S
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+7 556. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video NYX Face Awards Serbia 2016 - Optical illusion -Wooden puppet doll *Winner*

Very clever quite an artist. :)
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+7 557. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Killing a wheelbarrow

If that hadn't gone off you could never, ever, ever, return to that wheelbarrow. :x

#1 It looked like a Terradactylwheelbarrowosaurus O:)
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+7 558. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Man Gives Water to Dehydrated Wolf

Fox, Wolf, wild dog, bison doesn't matter, it was great to see someone being nice to something for a change. Well done that man. <3
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+7 559. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Amazon Alexa Gone Wild!

#1 Which technology were you not familiar with the dildo or the legless robot. O:)
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+7 560. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Don't Poke a Lithium Polymer Cell

Did you poke it? What did you poke it with? A Skewer! Shall be poke another one...Don't feel happy about bending it...OMD and I thought laurel and Hardy were dead.:D
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+7 561. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video The reason you should always mark your vehicle's drive shaft before disassembling it.

Someone's going to need a new credit card. :D

Remember guys the driven member needs to be at a constant speed :D
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+7 562. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Biggest Snake Ever | Construction Workers Discover 10m Anaconda at Brazilian building site

I obviously don't agree with killing the poor thing, put what do you do with a 10m Anaconda? You can't simply throw it over next doors fence. If you took it into the woods it would probably beat you home and I'm pretty sure the post office wouldn't be happy if you sent it to your ex! 8-)
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+7 563. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Poor timing!

Or he had just missed his boat trip in which case it was perfect timing. I think he hit the water.
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+7 564. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Proof Chesterfield Cigarettes have no adverse effects.

It's terrible now days isn't it. The only one's you can buy these days give you Cancer. Bring back the Chesterfields!! I wonder if this was just before they started making those leather sofa's. 8-) The other relatively safe brand was Nelson's they didn't give you cancer just made you blind in one eye.
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+7 565. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video PRESENTING>>>> " The Junior Justice League" !

Absolutely brilliant well done that man. O:)
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+7 566. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Pet baby crocodile likes to be ped

Try that in about a year and then count your arms. By the way what the feck does PED mean? 8-)
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+7 567. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Motorcyclist saves a guy from suicide by offering to go for a ride

Well done that man.<3
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+7 568. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Nature is wild

Little bastard, all the food in the sea and it has to start picking on the stuff out of the sea. :(
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+7 569. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Simple shack's door leads to paradise

Another shack further out interrupting the view and having a better view, people walking around and a neighbour three metres away, no not my idea of paradise. :S
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+7 570. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Shanghai Police Releases Surveillance Footage of Dumbest Burglars Ever

#5 ADMIN PLEASE REMOVE THIS NOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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+7 571. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Child Prodigy is a Self-Made Millionaire from Selling Her Incredible Paintings SuperHuman: Geniuses

#2 Austin what exactly is your problem? Were you dropped on your head as a child? Were you an only one and ignored by your parents or dare I ask abused mentally. You seem a troubled miserable fecker who seems to go out of his or her way to find the worse in most subject matters. I'm not convinced you are male actually as I've noticed your negative comments seem to appear on a regular cycle, is it menstruation? or has that passed and do you need HRT perhaps?

Could you give us all a general list of everything you are ANTI.... Young female artists who no doubt paint better than you, is taken as read. What have you failed at in life to make you such a codger. I have a mental image of you but it would be really handy to give us all a description. I'm thinking Short-man syndrome plays a part, maybe premature balding, a lisp and a stutter, do you play a lot of video games? I'm close here arn't I? was there some confusion over your parentage, did you have to wear your cousins hand me downs when you were little and wasn't she your size? Were you bullied at school, that would be awful but might explain a lot. Have you had therapy, it can help, obviously not with height issues but getting the bad stuff out could be a revelation.

Were you brought up in a cult of some kind or have you perhaps formed your own and are looking for members? Are you a meat eater and would you kill your animals to eat, do you believe in a greater force and are you expecting to be reincarnated as a taller person next time, maybe one who is better liked or better at sport. Do you have any close friends, you don't do you, that's a shame. Come on now let it all out, maybe one of us can help.:squirrel:
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+7 572. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Russian Runways

Seems it is not Russian runways that are the problem rather than Russian pilots. 8-)
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+7 573. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Video Of Officer Boxing With Texas Teen Goes Viral

#0 Right idiot you are number goodness knows what of a group of Morons who come on Snotr trying to troll your stuff, unfortunately you are obviously unaware that we have a very tight community security system in place, so once again...ADMIN COULD YOU SUPPLY THE TEAM WITH THE IP ADDRESS OF YAHOO102 SO THAT WE CAN DEAL WITH HIS HARDDRIVE IN THE USUAL WAY...I THANK YOU. (i)(i)
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+7 574. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Footage Released Of Intended YouTube Stunt That Turned Deadly

What an absolute idiot, the frightening thing is that his genes have been passed on. I mean come on even a partial idiot would have done a test run, bought two identical books, risked a foot or a hand or in his case the space where his brain should have been. Ironically if he had read a few more books rather than using them to kill himself he might still be alive. Face-slap:|
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+7 575. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video A drowning dog's desperate wish comes true

Not sure I'm strong enough for a video like that this morning......So glad they got there in time...Gorgeous dog<3<3<3<3<3

I save a lot of Snotr video's in my favorites (Goodness only knows why) but even though rescued, I wouldn't want to watch that dog struggling to stay alive again. :(
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+7 576. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Kerala road cave-in as flood water rushes in

Lots of cheering until they realise that it's a twenty nine mile walk round now. O:)
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+7 577. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Did evolution happen? (David Attenborough v Harvey Carey, 1980)

While ever there are intelligent people with open minds and people with a religious infestation in their closed minds, there will be conversations like this.
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+7 578. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Happiness

Yep that looks about right. 8-)
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+7 579. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video How did we find the speed of light

This is Richard Feynman is you were wondering.
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+7 580. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Whales evolution

It's interesting when thinking about evolution that people think of the journey from sea to land and then the progress through to Mammal and often disregard the reverse journey. But being a mammal the Whale did clearly make the return journey back to the sea after initially evolving from a sea based creature to a land based creature. One has to assume that conditions for the walking land creature that returned to the ocean were not beneficial to it's survival at the time, maybe a predator was getting the upper hand or climate change and taking to the water was the solution.

There is plenty of evidence in the bones of a whale that directly relate it to a land mammal rather than a fish. #1 I have to assume you are reading the ONE book like a lot of blinkered people in this world. Go visit a library and enlighten yourself. :)
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+7 581. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Jurassic giant could explain when and why dinosaurs walked on all fours

What a bloody awful quality video, the sound drives me mad, it's too slow in it's narration meaning you have to listen to the awful sound Urgh!!!
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+7 582. Judge-Jake commented 297 days ago on video Typical Cityrail Announcement

He said the next train to Wolverhampton will be delayed by approximately 1 hour and 45 minutes due to a stray cow on the line pulling a little cart with people in it. At least that's what it sounded like to me. :D
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+7 583. Judge-Jake commented 162 days ago on video Romantic boat tour

Well at least the music was in tune :x
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+6 584. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Fake beggar bust.

99% of these con artists give the rest a bad name. ;)
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+6 585. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video Budgie relentlessly annoying cat

Having a masters degree in the language of Budgies I would like you now to replay the video inserting the following translation of the vocals:-"Get off the facking couch, you know you are not allowed on the..." FIRST SWIPE FROM CAT......"You basturd, who the feck said you could do that, i'll peck your facking, eyes out, sit up, I said sit up, yeah look at you, your a fecking mess... and you stink, what have you been eating, oh my god and your face, looks like you walked into a wall, now get off the fecking couch.." SECOND SWIPE FROM CAT......"Right you're gonna regret that you ponce,just wait until your food goes in the bowl, I'm gonna crap all over it, and whats that fecking noise in the other room and that twatt with the video camera, just look at him, bloody pervert, bet he's gonna try and get this on youtube or snotr,just stare at him for a few second...then get the feck off the couch" >:)
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+6 586. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago on video The Rope Dart & The Meteor Hammer

It seems that it you give anything but a positive comment about these guys you get a negative comment ir several. Now I spent many years in my youth learning Karate and I would encourage anyone to take up a martial art from the point of view of health and weaponless self defence benifits. But I'm afraid in this world today if you are going to need to defend yourself it is likely going to be against some idiot with a knife or a gun and there are likely to be several of them as they are usually too cowardly to attack you on their own. Martial arts may give you an edge but getting the hell out of situations will give you a better one. The skills performed by these monks require years of training not available to a guy or gal with a mortgage and this was in use thousands of years ago. The world has changed and these monks need to change with it I'm afraid.... The thumb down button is the red one on the right :|
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+6 587. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video What It's Like To Drop 150,000 Feet Straight Down

#5 No they had a diver shoo all the dolphins away >:)
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+6 588. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Banana

#6 B A N A N A
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+6 589. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Rock Fall

And it missed Mcdonalds **kin typical >:)
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+6 590. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video F18 Fighter - Flying Low

Didn't matter how well he flew he couldn't shake off the little black plane on his left >:)
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+6 591. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Mike Tyson Throwing Darts Blindfolded bullseye

Obviously I wouldn't say this to his face cos I'm chicken. But do you think he might have cheated I mean he is a bit of an ear chewer when it helps him to win. >:)
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+6 592. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Sir Nicholas Winton - BBC Programme "That's Life" aired in 1988

#10 Yeah that is funny! about as funny as cancer of the eyes. offensive and immature. you're an idiot :(
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+6 593. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video 4 Year Olds Bucket List

A mind changed by a new idea never regains it's original shape. What dreams this little boy is going to have. Lets hope he survives. :)
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+6 594. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video A clever little cube

Two things come to mind. 1)This is how the Borg started 2) Cute though it is, wouldn't it have been easier with a sphere? ;)
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+6 595. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Parrots Dancing

Goodness knows what they would do if they were played some decent music :*
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+6 596. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Iron Mike Tyson ~ Top 10 Fastest Knockouts

#4 I don't think the rape did him any favours either :|
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+6 597. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Forget floppy drives...

Very annoying but brilliant :( :)
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+6 598. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Dad makes Mission Control Desk for his son

Dad has a weird voice >:) He sounds a little like the co pilot in StingRay I'd like to hear him say "Looks like one of those big fish Troy" 8-)
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+6 599. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Set up a fake cult for a pizza delivery

#5 Oh it is believed that he knew! yes he knew! 8-)
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+6 600. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Nellie choosing his guitar

#2 Something tells me pretty soon you will have to. :)
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+6 601. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Saving Animals

Faith in humanity restored <3
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+6 602. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video French Bulldog puppy argues bedtime

EXCUSE ME SNOTR.. Why isn't #4 above removed from this site permanently????????????
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+6 603. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago on video Light Plane Crash in Lawson, Australia

According to the news reel re this accident, 85 lives have been saved by the use of this parachute system.

Kinda makes you wonder about the conversation around the board room table at the plane manufacturers company.

"Okay guys so we've got this plane that keeps stopping in the sky for various reasons. Now yeah we could spend millions sorting it out, but Jenkins from accounts has made a suggestion that... okay may be a little radical but it's cheap" Jenkins "cough, cough, Well you remember earlier in the summer I came around to yall to ask if you would sponsor my daughter Ethel as she was going to do a half marathon, then she changed her plans (Teenagers huh!) and ended up doing a parachute jump instead! well Okay it didn't quite go to plan, landing in that bonfire and all. But it kinda got me thinking that if we stuck a parachute on the top of our plane we could cut right back on maintenance, loose 17% of our workforce and we could use the money working on that time machine that I mentioned at the last AGM"

long pause................"Okay passed" >:)
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+6 604. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Change your way of thinking in 60 seconds

I have no qualification or right to explain what Jim Carrey is saying here but I believe he is absolutely right. How many people today are wasting their precious lives on this planet doing jobs they don't enjoy, often based on some momentary decision made when they were teenagers? How many more people are spending their precious lives chasing some religious ideal in some cases dying for their beliefs. Stop for another minute in your short lives and think what if this is it, nothing more, Imagine!!! ;)
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+6 605. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video How Dogs react to Human Barking

#(removed comment) aaahhh I'd heard that you had died horribly and yet here you are again being a total asshole on Snotr, doing your stupid anti American bullshit again. And once again you will be banned from the site hopefully permanently this time. :S
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+6 606. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Creepy Computer Lady at SXSW

Weird but I still want one lol :D
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+6 607. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Frostie the Snow Goat

#2 Maybe the idea is to keep Frosty in contact with the floor so that he puts a little weight on the legs if he can? :)
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+6 608. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Rainbow Lightning

This isn't a rainbow it is a time warp tunnel, the lightening shows that it is switch on, we have one round our way. Last week I went back to 1622 and it was really smelly. :S
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+6 609. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video First taste of chocolate in Ivory Coast

#6 Have you never heard the saying "Better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all". ;)
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+6 610. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video JIBO: The World's First Family Robot

How the heck does he get from the lounge to the hallway to the little girls bedroom? Is he part Dalek :D
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+6 611. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video A Very Smart Bird

I was going to say that he wasn't that smart, he couldn't even get the lid off, But actually he was really smart as he got a human to do it for him ;)
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+6 612. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Bob Marley is alive! (kind of)

OMG <3 <3 <3
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+6 613. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video How Dogs React to Levitating Wiener

I hope they didn't get to eat the line also ;)
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+6 614. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Harvard Unleashes Swarm of Robots

The BORG take one :S
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+6 615. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Unblocking a toilet with what?

#6 Which shit doesn't belong in there? Have we got to start separating out our shit now? Don't tell me the council are going to be delivering a new brown bin? >:)
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+6 616. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Patient norwegian police

It restores your faith in humanity doesn't it :*
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+6 617. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video He tried hard ...

If this was 2000+ years ago that would have made it to the new testament. The parable of the dog and the dying fish :D
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+6 618. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Microneedles

#4 Does it matter? The point here is that these are amazing ;)
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+6 620. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Making A Rocket With Sugar And Kitty Litter

Seems like a nice guy :)
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+6 621. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Size doesn't matter when it comes to Food!

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. The puppy has little man syndrome big time :*
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+6 622. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Loose Skin

#3 Not helpful muppet!! To John, totally the right attitude and good luck for the future. I'm as far from gay as you can get but just to say you are a good looking guy. :)
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+6 623. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Car Crashes Time 3

A set of rules for driving in Russia, Ukraine etc.

1) When buying a new car, take a crowbar to the windscreen to save time, and to let it blend in with all the other cars.

2) If a car stops in front of you, best action is to run into the back of it, as swerving round it will always result in a collision that you won't be expecting.

3) If the choice is run into the back of another car or (Option b) run into a pedestrian waiting for a bus, go with the first option.

4) If there is snow on the ground (as lets face it there usually is) GO FECKING SLOW AS YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO STOP, STEER,OR AVOID THE OTHER IDIOTS, YOU IDIOT!!)

5) Never, Ever, Ever, Ever, EVER! get on a motorbike or bicycle in these countries. Life expectation is around 27 minutes (on a Sunday)

6) This is the most important rule of all:- When using a camera to record the twenty or thirty accidents that you are going to be either directly involved in or at least witness to per day, Make sure the microphone is working as Countries that know how to drive properly only get around 50% of the enjoyment watching the accidents when there is no sound.
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+6 624. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Rottweiler loves cat so much

I don't think the cat loves the rotteiller, it's concentrating on not having it's eye squeezed out :S
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+6 625. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Submarine Sandwich by PES

Oh I get i....No I don't! :S
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+6 626. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video “Slap her", children's reactions

Just a note to anyone and everyone reading this. It is never okay to hit a woman, girl, or girlfriend. Irrespective of anything you may have seen or experianced in your own life growing up or on Tv or the movies.

You are not a man if you hit a female you are a pimp. Any pimps reading this you are the scum of the earth.

Any females reading this, if you are ever in a situation where you are being physically or indeed mentally abused by a male, boyfriend, husband or pimp, for goodness sake don't let it happen twice. Don't listen to apologies it will happen again, get out. (i)
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+6 627. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Bert Kreischer - I Am The Machine

#1 You might be a machine but he's the machine. It's like Sewing verses Earth moving >:)
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+6 628. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video No One To Play With

Or maybe he cleaned the guys car yesterday and came for the money. :S
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+6 629. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video A biker with a surprise mount

I don't know about you, but had there been a suitable brick on the floor..... >:)
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+6 630. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Artist...

The category says it all 'Inspirational' What a guy :) If anyone is interested Paul Smith died in 2005 aged 85. :(
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+6 631. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Friends Furever

Don't care about all that, just a lovely piece of video, even better with the sound off :D
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+6 632. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Betty White's 93rd Birthday Flash Mob

What a lovely joyous video, couldn't help but smile <3
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+6 633. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video 3D printed transmission

#2 Maybe in a Balsawood car it might be good for a few miles... on the flat ;)
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+6 634. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Anthem

OMG absolutely brilliant #1 She's 11 you pervert. :)
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+6 635. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Water wheel pump

So it's basically someone stealing water from a river to fill his pond >:)
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+6 636. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video A brave little dog gets rescued from the river.

A tiny percentage of the human population have psychopathic tendencies, some commit murder & torture. It is common for these individuals to progress to these levels having first turned their attention to cruelty to animals. For someone to produce this level of cruelty to a puppy would make me extremely worried for the future path of this individual.
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+6 637. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Tight squeeze at Deep Cave

I'd be very tempted to nip back at night with a big club hammer and an even bigger chisel and make the whole process a little easier. After all it's currently sexist against the average woman's hips and quite a few guys. >:)
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+6 638. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Adolf Hitler´s personal paint and artworks

Who choose the music for this film, bloody awful!! What a twisted mind this monster must have had. :|
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+6 639. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Optical Illusion Wallclock

Really cool for about a minute then it would really pis* me off ;)
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+6 640. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Helping hands in Philadelphia

#4 no, no, you just get run over like everyone else. >:)
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+6 641. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Installation of the first intelligent parking in Saudi Arabia

#1 No one has the money to buy them now except the Saudi's ;)
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+6 642. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Cube in a cube

I would have liked to see a cube inside a cube inside a cube inside a cube inside a triangle. But apparently I am hard to please. >:)
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+6 643. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Stopping a speeding car

Does anyone have the follow on story?
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+6 644. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video da Vinci Robot Stitches a Grape Back Together

#6 HAS has has!
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+6 645. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Small Waterproof Container Hack

#3 Also when doing the matches make sure they are not safety matches otherwise you will have to seal a bit of the side of the box in another straw.

I would like to start here and now a competition for things that you could seal in a straw...OKAY I'll start er, er now what is there uum, this is harder than I imagined er Salt oh no we've had salt er I know a needle and thread feck that's gone to, ohh er What about..no that wouldn't fit, a banana wouldn't fit would it? no. I know some emergency air just in case you are about to take your last breath then you've got a bit of spare. Right who's next?
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+6 646. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Diver hits head during competition

If you want to just see the head bang (you weirdo's) it near the end. :D
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+6 647. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video When impossible is possible!!!

Looking at one of the fancy table stands gave me an idea for a new game. Basically it's the same as the current game but the table lowers and raises itself right down to ground level and up to about six feet high and also tips and rotates all very slowly and then each player has to wear a special belt that gives them an electric shock if one foot leaves the floor at any point and random blasts of fire springs out from around the net and the ball would have to be flammable so that they are now playing with a burning ball at which point it is okay to hit it directly at your opponent who is also wearing flammable clothing and it would a team sport where the rest of your team are allowed to jet wash you should you catch fire and throw extra balls onto the table like they did at school to confuse your opponent but only at match point. Just an idea >:)
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+6 648. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video Ozzy the Weasel as a baby

#2 That's because he thought you were his bitch. Female ferrets have very thick skin and course hair and the Male bites them usually on the neck during mating and has to press really hard for her to feel it, you were basically being fore played >:)
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+6 649. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago on video 100 Ways to Attack the Groin

I bet I could think of two hundred more 8-)
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+6 650. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video From Canary Islands to Italy

#1 Like you've been there uh? So how do you know uh? you guessing? is that was you are doing uh? Is you making a wild stab in a dark place uh? Or do you think you are Neil Armstrong uh? I mean have you actually been on the Moons? I'm guessing (that's me guessing now) that you aint Missy Armstrong and you aint not left no Apollo footprint on no moon or even a flag, am I right? I think I'm right what do you think? You aint no Cossy me naught. I don't think you have even been up in a Glider not even a Glider me naught you aint uh.

And why would you be asking in the direction of a cameraguy ur that's a bit sexyist it might have been a camera girlie how would you know uh? Are you making the point that Girlie's can't handle a camera uh? Cos my Bitch Sallygirl she handles a polaroid very well, not even using her hands (if you know what I'm saying :P ;) )

So firstly you should say a big bitch apology to all the ladygirlies wot you have insulted with your sexyist comments yeah and then you need to get a monthly subscription to Camera weekly and gen yourself up on the pin hole before you ask anymore stupid queries nuff said >:)
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+6 651. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Deadly Truth of General AI

The only way to save life on this planet is to get rid of stamps and fecking quickly, I'll meet you all at the post office, bring a wet sponge >:)
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+6 652. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Epic Village Bike Run

I find tricks and trips on a bike or motorbike nothing like as impressive as blindfolded time travel on a hoop and stick >:)
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+6 653. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Cant touch this...

It's a pity there are not allowed to bayonet idiots like this. I'm not sure what nationality the pillock is, but I'm guessing he wouldn't try that in his own country. They would make him a martyr alright, a posthumous bloody martyr. I really hate to see fecking tourists taking the piss the feckers :O Oh and #1 the number is how many times you have said something stupid on Snotr :*
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+6 654. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Three sisters unbelievable dancing skills 1940s

It must be really liberating to be born without a back bone, better singers that most of the shite out there theses days also >:)
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+6 655. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Random Acts Of Kindness

#5 I'm not sure that it's fair to make that sweeping statement about the making of this video. Consider the possibility that you might be right up to the making hugh amounts of money from an ad but if that is the case what if the makers of the video truly care about people and have worked out that they will make hugh amounts of money and then give that out to other people in shops? just saying! Maybe today we should all go out and commit a random act of kindness <3
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+6 656. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video The Floating and Levitating Man Trick revealed (step-by-step) !

So he sits there and people give him money.....WHY?
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+6 657. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Golden hands !

#2 I would say the answer to your question is 'obviously you' ::(|)
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+6 658. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Need some ?

Speechless.............................look no words............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... :(|)
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+6 659. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Mad Ramps for your ATV

I have a few questions:- What part of this project has been patented? The ladders?.. No can't patent ladders! The sea-saw?.. No can't patent the sea-saw! How about the connection to the vehicle?.. NO they already exist? You haven't got a business, I'm not going to invest and I'm out!!.......................... Okay now all the other dragons have gone I think I'd like to make you an offer:.....All the money, but I want 95% of the business and a 5% share option over the next seven years >:)
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+6 660. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Measuring Human Body Capacitance (or any capacitance)

A little lacking in accidents for my taste >:)
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+6 661. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Dog has his own ride!

Well if that doesn't stop road rage I don't know what would >:)
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+6 662. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Heroes do exist

That wasn't a hero that was this persons guardian angel. Selfless act of bravery, Well done that man, the other guy on the left got his shoes wet for nothing, then they all carry on jogging as if nothing happened, crazy man just crazzzzzy :)
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+6 663. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video This Eagle Doesn't Like Drones

I sure hope the Eagle wasn't hurt by the props :squirrel:
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+6 664. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video World's Largest Organ

#1 Little bit of advice Buddy Mindpricky don't try and be funny on this site it generally doesn't go down well. There are a lot of sneaky barstewards who mark you down, then bugger off without a comment. There is at lest one drummer, lots of folk with strange belief systems and religions of every shape and form. Promotion here...forget it! you have to self appoint. Other than that it's probably the best site on the internet (does anyone know of any others?) ;) >:) :squirrel: vibrating NUTS
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+6 665. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Is this crossfit or just a really confused dude?

#1#2#4#5 You plonkers! (sorry thunderousone) If you take a moment to think about this instead of going for the obvious you would see that it's the guy on the right in close up that's been put on a facial exercise plan following a bout of bells palsy. The trainer in the background doing vertical Ant stamping is only doing that to get the bearded one to try and move his face in small horizontal twists to ease his otherwise permanent blank expression.

You will notice towards the end of the video that some relief is being achieved and he will soon have to change position and work on the other side, otherwise he may adopt the looking like he's talking to a guy on a park bench to his right while looking straight ahead stance or as it's known in the medical world S.L.T.E Sideways lemon tasting effect. Now watch the video again! >:) :squirrel: nuts you're all nuts
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+6 666. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video 333 Year Old Hammer

#6 Tut tut I thought you were a grown up lol. You could probably make it up based on the first two verses

I guess the video highlights a great apprentice prank "Oi Jimmy Lad, nip down to stores and bring us a 1682 trip hammer, don't forget to take a string bag" "and while you're there we need a couple of left handed screwdrivers a glass mallet and some sky hooks, on your way back, nip into the deli and get me half a pound of chicken lips" :S >:) :squirrel:
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+6 667. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Get down mom, it's for kids

Just listen to that hollow meeting of Plastic & bone :S :squirrel:
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+6 668. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Duck Army

#2 People for every reason never check your profile. You're all alone Buddy, buy a dog. :(|)
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+6 669. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video The Sewer People of Bucharest, Romania

#5 Well lets hope your bowel movements do not improve until such time that your eventual shite resembles a hedgehog :|
It is heart breaking watching this and I wonder what solution there actually is. If a commune was set up above ground would they use it, some might, but this is more a drug den than a place to live for a lot of the people and we all know that once down that dark road they don't care where they live. It's the children that need the help and the closing of the Romanian orphanages has caused a lot of this. Very sad :(
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+6 670. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Jumping Spider Shadowboxes Against Mirror Image

Now if the guy had two mirror the spider would have really freaked out >:) :squirrel:
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+6 671. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Best £250 I ever spent!

Health and safety warning at chips from oven take! ;) Just Nuts :squirrel:
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+6 672. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Man sings to 93 year old dying wife

#6 Sometimes you have to open up your heart and let a little hurt in. Wonderful piece of film. Don't you find when you see things like this that it makes absolute nonsense of all the violence and wickedness in the world. Love will always prevail that's what we were all really made for, nothing else matters. <3
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+6 673. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video An Island in a Lake, in an Island in a Lake, in an Island in the Ocean

I felt like I was watching someone's boring holiday snaps, which I was I guess. I've got an island in my pond and our property is surrounded by a moat (yes really) and the county is within a circle of canals, my country is surrounded by oceans so technically I have an island within a moat within a canal within three oceans. ;)
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+6 674. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Koko's New Kittens

Not all, Suxi doesn't, oh sorry you said opposable thumbs, my mistake >:)
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+6 675. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Playable ART Helicone

I would like a large one in the garden instead of one of the trees with a remote control then every time a kookaburra or a fecking cockatoo lands, I would turn it back into the Helicone original shape really quickly >:)
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+6 676. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Tom and Jerry - Russian edition

#4 Is it in a cage in my apartment?
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+6 677. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Always buckle up !!!

#4 Played it 10 times, no he wasn't :P
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+6 678. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Professor Recorded Every Day

If takes a professor to comment on a professor. This professor has a good selection of shirts but a very limited selection of the same pair of trainers :O :squirrel:
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+6 679. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video A Really Inept Thief Tries To Steal A Porsche By Cutting A Hole In Its Roof

#4 Jealousy, stupidity, bad education, no prospects, twats, low life's, chav, Moron, utter and complete barstewards, member of isis etc. lots of motives. :|
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+6 680. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Otter jumps from water into boat to steal a fish

He's done that before :D
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+6 681. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video How to change a bridge

This would be achieved in most countries IN ABOUT A YEAR! >:)
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+6 682. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Bad Dog!

LOL cheered my morning up. It was the Boxer dog >:)
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+6 683. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video The weird science hidden inside Canadian money

My guess is these are extremely difficult to forge also, anyone got any figures on how much Canadian money is forged compared to say USA dollars or UK notes?
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+6 684. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video This is NOT a Propeller

Well I'm not easily impressed but you know that is impressive :)
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+6 685. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video The world has never eradicated a parasite. But Jimmy Carter is about to.

So it is reasonable to assume that this worm/parasite is now on the endangered list? won't be long before someone on TV will be asking us for just £2 a month to save it >:)
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+6 686. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Monkey Knuckles

This reminds me of Knockers from the 70/80s can't remember exactly when (probably due to concussion, as I had a set) basically two hard plastic balls tied either end of a short piece of string with a little grippy thing in the middle. You got them going slowly like a two balled Newtons Cradle then the dangerous part when you got them crashing against each other above and below your hand at a furious speed, think Conkers for people without friends. Everyone had a set for about a month until A&E started filling up with kids with broken bones at the back of their wrists and amazingly they vanished from the face of the earth >:)

Just had a quick look on line they were also called Clackers and were banned in 1985. Also noticed that in 1951 you could buy (for your kid) a u238 atomic energy lab that actually contained four uranium bearing orr samples for just $49.50 that got banned too. :S
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+6 687. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Somewhere in Russia

Apparently this video is 3 days long and that was the 34th time the tractor had fallen over, but the good news is that they inching towards to garage...around Summer time if the fuel doesn't run out >:) :squirrel:
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+6 688. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Draw me a woman

Wonderful creatures Women :)
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+6 689. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Why this weapon not shoot?

Oops.............. >:)
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+6 690. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Girl cries like a supercar (original)

There is a girl here breaking her heart and it has been put on Snotr for people to laugh at :( I'm having no part of it, it's cruel and shouldn't be on here. The guy or girl that was so insensitive to let this recording go live should be ashamed :S <3
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+6 691. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Bird tries to save his friend after he hits a window

A few humans could do with that compassion ;)
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+6 692. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Metal Hanger Crossbow

Bulgaria where a bottle of Vinegar can become a bottle wine >:)
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+6 693. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video This is What Happens When Two Bamboo Trains Meet on the Bamboo Railway

I wish someone would tune that radio to another station >:)
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+6 694. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Dam Slide

I'd really enjoy that apart from the last bit >:)
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+6 695. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Fish drinking beer in Brazil

So did the fish jump on the boat for a beer or was it placed there against it's William? >:)
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+6 696. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Odd shape. Fuel free. This oven is amazing.

#1 Sprinkle the uncooked food with some hickory powder before you start and I'm sure the results would be just groovy. I think this is a great idea and I'm sure with a few variation on shape it could be perfect when the sun shines. >:)
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+6 697. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video How to Light a Match with a Rubber

Okay but what if you only have one match? and no condom?
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+6 698. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Extreme up-close video of tornado near Wray, CO!

Unholy Shite, that is one angry mother fecker of a twister :S
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+6 699. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Dumb an Dumber rob a jewlery

Considering how little care they took about onlookers and the arrival of security guards, they very nearly got away. Where were the alarms? Why did they get their mate to record the whole thing for Snotr? will they learn from their efforts? so many question find out on the next episode of SOAP >:)

ALSO>>>A little more care should be taken over the title guys..it's JEWELLERY and maybe it could do with the STORE on the end :S
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+6 700. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Harvesting Honey from Giant Honeybees in Cambodia

Imagine the trial and error involved in coming up with that method and while you are imagining that look up the Cambodian words for:-

"Ah, feck, feck, Cun* oh you bastard, OOOu, my fecking eye, be-jasus, Ooh mother Mary, Col fecking Pott, Ahh you stabber you fecking little stabber, not the balls NOT THE BALLS AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! you fecking got me, OOOUU my Tongue my Tung OOOuu you swyppy Busterd Ma Tongs Gone hall fatt, Ouy Mother mary of Jasus of Nazareth, they're up my fecking Harse Stinging me botham ah let me dye let me dye, get Smoke, someone get fecking smoke, set a pig on fire anything just do it quick I'm dying here aahhh! >:)
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+6 701. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video 100+ MPH Winds 2016/05/16

Good job it doesn't suck >:)
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+6 702. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago on video Video camera attached to boomerang 'new footage'

#4 A boomerang that doesn't come back is technically called a stick >:)
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+6 703. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video The Life of a Lab in Two Minutes

Reading the title I thought this was going to have a sad ending :squirrel:
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+6 704. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Ingenious rihals (wooden book stands) from Uzbekistan

A book stand that is more interesting than the book (i)
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+6 705. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Oil Fields of Kuwait - Baraka

#2 Yes of course I am 8-)
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+6 706. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Most Amazing World Illusion! - Magic World * IMG *

I'm very impressed how they trained the pigeon to walk backwards. Pigeons are notoriously difficult to train to walk backwards, you can train them to fly fecking miles back home but because they don't have proper knees walking backwards is well tricky. Tests have shown that it's actually easier to train a pigeon to walk sideways than it is to train them to walk backwards. If you are lucky enough to come across a pigeon and you take the time to observe it from a safe refuge you will notice that in the wild your pigeon will walk in small circles rather than try and walk backwards. The video is Ok >:)
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+6 707. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Knife making - making a folding coin knife

Fairly sure you would be arrested in England if you had that on your person, that's if you didn't stab your leg through your pocket first. :O
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+6 708. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Five round mission

I don't know much about the Army but I'd say that the guy at the back of the gun is doing too much work. I'd look at that function a little closer and get another guy involved short handed, left handed gammy handed or what ever. 8-)
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+6 709. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Hillary supporters agree with Trump quotes

It's all well and good doing this stuff but you gotta tell um afterwards and watch them squirm, otherwise you might just as well be a googly eyed squid model on the ocean floor.8-)
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+6 710. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Cat vs Snake

Just wait until it brings that through your cat flap > :)
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+6 711. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Who wouldn't love Denmark

I'd go in and ask for a Samsung S7 :|
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+6 712. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Fails of the Week 4 September 2016 || FailArmy

That buffalo at the end was probably running around saying "URRRK I licked her face it was orrible, uur give me a shot":*
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+6 713. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Patience is Doge's virtue

What's a DOGE?
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+6 714. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Bubble

Well it certainly burst his

#2 What's the problem Thunders <3

Everyone you talk to has problems:- The other day I was on a bus sitting next to this Beautiful blonde Chinese girl. I said hello, she said hello, I said isn't it an amazing day?, she said yes it is I guess!. I said what do you mean you guess?, she said well things haven't been going too well for me just lately. I said like what? she said I can't tell you I don't even know you. I said yes but sometimes it can help to tell your problems to an absolute complete stranger on a bus. She said Well I've just come from my doctor and he's still unable to help me. I said what's the problem? and she paused and said... well I'm a nymphomaniac and I only get turned on by Jewish Cowboys, she said by the way my names Diane..I said hello Diane I'm Bucky Goldstein. O:)
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+6 715. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Pi (π) unrolled

Well I liked it , especially the music. O:)
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+6 716. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video How is prangent formed?

You would think by the 14th child she would be able to spell 'up the duff again' :x

The sad fact here is apart from the obvious occasional typo, an awful lot of young people, following the example of their parents, leave school with two qualifications; how to get peraggerant :( and how to get a council house. :(
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+6 717. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Young Woman Gets Bodied by a Police Horse After Slapping It | Kingston, Ontario

Generally speaking it is better to avoid the rear end of any horse unless it's a filly and you are a colt. :(|)

#2 Even so, it's best not to slap it's bottom when you're finished. >:)
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+6 718. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Car starts flying at 250 mph +

#4 You must be mistaking me for FJB I built mine myself, complete with flux capacitor and gull wings ;)
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+6 719. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video One scene sixteen takes

#2 The accent is basically known as northern (Lancashire primarily) for those who don't know him the guy second from the left is Peter Kay probably the most successful stand-up comedian in England currently. He is in the Guinness book of records for the most successful tour playing to 1.2 million people. He also writes series including this one Phoenix nights (the takes isn't the show these are just takes lol). Worth checking out some of his stand up just Google is name Peter Kay there are lots. You might them slightly easier to understand lol. <3

Love and peace everyone love and peace<3<3
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+6 720. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Fatmir Mura,Tirana show 2015

Does anyone have the phone number of the blond? ;)
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+6 721. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Ravers 'dancing'.

That is funny :D
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+6 722. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Making 24K Gold

Yes get your workers to work for peanuts and don't worry that they will become insane with inhaling mercury and have lung disease just as long as you get a few hundred pounds of Gold at the end of the day. 8-)
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+6 723. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Cute Dalmatian

This video leaves me a little torn. On one hand thats a really really really cute wickle puppy wuppy Dalmation, but on the other paw did they really have to make a blanket out of the mother. >:)
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+6 724. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video People Who Laughed at Trump and said he would never be President Donald Trump Funny Compilation

I guess history will record the future a coming, good or bad. Lets just hope that President Trump doesn't have the last laugh on his own. 8-)
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+6 725. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Monty Python's Flying Circus - "Argument Clinic" Quote-A-Long

Always good to watch again. I totally grew up with Monty Python and the argument sketch is one of my favourites and it's only forty odd years old. Nod nod wink wink know what I mean, say NO MORE! ;)
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+6 726. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Canada over Christmas ( apparently it gets a bit icy there )

With neighbours like that who needs the comedy channel :D
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+6 727. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Man punches a kangaroo in the face to rescue his dog

Now I can't condone marsupial abuse but it certainly did the trick. :D
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+6 728. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video The Best Explanation Of The Atom.

#1 and looking at the video that was probably the way back in the 80's ? Hey I think I've got it O:)
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+6 729. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Watch what happens when a woman hits a police officer in the face with dog poop

#15 It wasn't like a body slam and personally I think she deserved it. It a cop tells you that you can't enter an area it's not open to discussion it's for a reason and to start swearing followed by the assault on the officer what did she think was going to happen. She's obviously either a little crazy, on drugs, drunk or menstruating. I feel sorry for the dogs they must have been sooo embarrassed. 8-)
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+6 730. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Real Housewives of ISIS

#20 For me this video using humour is warning the girls (not only of the UK) to what life is really going to be like if they are stupid enough to believe the Bollocks that they are being told in 'Chat rooms'.

But much more than that the video is showing the freedom of speech we have in our open world. You will all remember that there is little or no room for humour in the world of Isis as was very clearly demonstrated in Paris a couple of years ago in the offices of Charlie you know who. You cannot ever give in to radical beliefs or we are finished as a society. This video should definitely not be removed.
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+6 731. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video When Mom Isn't Home (Oven Kid)

Well that's about six months removed from the life of the oven door Mr Anderson or actually................ Mr 'And-his-Son :|
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+6 732. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Monster Truck Breaks floor

The first Monster truck show with a built in Car-wash.:D
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+6 733. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Scrubs - DevilDriver

#1 You have a job?
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+6 734. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Inauguration Day - A Bad Lip Reading of Donald Trump's Inauguration

I thought it was gonna be great and it was, it was great, it's always gonna be great. :squirrel:
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+6 735. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Titan Touchdown

I was going to say "aren't we clever" but then I thought no 'WE' aren't, just a very small proportion of the population who have managed to push technology to this degree, it really is extraordinary and I salute them. :)<3<3
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+6 736. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video A squirrely escape

OOOu that's gotta hurt. :x:squirrel:
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+6 737. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video CBR 1000 vs 125cc SCOOTER ! Racing on a track

Difficult to see what we were watching but very nippy especially on the bends. >:)
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+6 738. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Glass Armonica at Caramoor

Just checked ebay and they aren't cheap. :D
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+6 739. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Neighbour Tries to Shoot Down Drone

If I saw a drone buzzing around my property, I would definitely shoot it down.
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+6 740. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Fat Cute Cat Going Under Door

Broke every bone in it's body >:)
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+6 741. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Mélanie presents the weather on TV

Absolutely wonderful and what a beautiful young lady she is. They should give her a regular spot. <3
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+6 742. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Flippin’ amazing!

Some records are just stupid.. The longest spinning slam dunk from a mini trampoline!!! What next The longest spinning slam dunk from a mini trampoline with one spring missing wearing odd socks a balaclava while chewing gum, with an erection on a Tuesday during a leap year? kin stupid :(|)
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+6 743. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Dog climbs ladder

This is a scene from the hit US drama 'Another American Pit Bull off to bite a child' episode 7 'We'll be safe up here' :S
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+6 744. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Smart wheelchair-friendly solution that should be everywhere..

I have a really close friend in a wheel chair who has a great sense of humour so this comment is for him rather than the rest of you who are going to be offended. I'm thinking a slope and a rope. O:) Seriously this system would cost an absolute fortune and what happens when there is a power failure half way up?
It would be simpler to invent the hover wheelchair......<3
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+6 745. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Smart wheelchair-friendly solution that should be everywhere..

I may have told this TRUE story before but anyway. About 18 or so years ago having walked my daughter to school through a local park, I did the return journey through the same park. About five minutes in I came across a Mother and her daughter who was in a motorised wheelchair, they had unwisely taken a muddy detour off the path to avoid a couple of fallow deer who where blocking their way. Female fallow deer can be right barstards at times very obnoxious and have been known to run at you and try and kick you with their front feet, especially if you have a dog with you. I was quite used to the big feckers and usually arming myself with a stray branch would tell them to feck off and they usually did.
Any ways this couple now found themselves stuck in the mud (well the daughter in the wheelchair anyway) and were getting quite upset thinking perhaps that the deer would come and eat them. I had no choice other than to wade over through the winter mud in my best leather shoes and proceeded to help the couple. The girl in the wheel chair was quite a big girl and the chair was heavy duty and I struggled for about five minutes to try and get some traction on the wheels using broken branches but the chair wasn't going anywhere apart from further down in the mud. "We are going to have to try and get your daughter out of the chair, I'm afraid" I said "Then maybe the chair can be dragged out" The older lady turned to her daughter and said "Gemma, you are going to have to get out" Gemma calmly climbed out of the chair and walked over to the path. Feck me I thought..........:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x

#7 Oui you dirty so and so get your herpes ridden willy off this website....dirty.....:D
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+6 746. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video He Heard Cries From Under The Sidewalk…

#8 Thank you Suxi. Well that is a little different from the text which accompanied the video. She wasn't buried BECAUSE she was pregnant, she crept in the hole and no one knew she was there when they filled in the hole. :squirrel:
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+6 747. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Blindfolded Pianist AMAZES People On Omegle!!

#1 Yeah me too, the only problem I have is putting the blindfold on too soon and then forgetting where I left the guitar. :D What the feck is Omegle?
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+6 748. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago on video Chinese firefighters' crazy jump rope skills

#1 There are jobs out there you know Beemi. 8-)
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+6 749. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Psychology of fish - bowl inside tank experiment

You don't think it's got anything at all to do with the fecking turtles loose on the outside then?
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+6 750. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Schoolbusses in the Netherlands

What a great idea, keeps them fit too.....

HEY EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!.... SNOTR is being targeted by a small group of ARSOLES probably connected to ISIS who are using the site to advertise stupid corrupt money making schemes... They usually start with something like "My friend aunty" or "My mums friend" or some other other pathetic comment. Snotr admin are probably too busy to keep wiping them off the site....SO the simple answer (and it's happening already) is for everyone to simply give them a negative--- that way they disappear from view and we don't have to see them. I thank you<3<3<3
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+6 751. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Cheeto the Lucky Seahorse - Rescue, Rehab and Release (yes seahorse - singular)

That's really weird cos I was on the same beach and a seagull dropped something in front of me which I thought was a tiny jelly fish but it was in fact a live shrimp which I took to the same rescue centre...and.......OH NO!
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+6 752. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Giant Crab

Just imagine crawling into a hole in the pitch dark feeling around for that monkey ooouuuu.
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+6 753. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video A human centipede race against the bull

Now if this was the extent of Bull fighting I'd be favour of it. It's when the swords and knives come out, that I start to think that those involved are barbaric morons. >:)
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+6 754. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Energic head massage

If the little shite did that to me, he'd be wearing the mirror>:)
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+6 755. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Luca Stricagnoli - FEEL GOOD INC. (Gorillaz)

Beautiful instrument hand crafted by Davide Serracini in Rome. Price unknown, each instrument made is unique. Exactly what you need when you get to the stage of thinking 'This six string is just too easy to play' :D
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+6 756. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Motorcycle Fail

#5 Religion again you see! spoils everything. I can't understand how anyone can get upset about something that doesn't actually exist. Wake up all you Religioneo's and smell the flowers.
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+6 757. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Scythe lawn mow

I don't get it where do you put the petrol and where's the seat? 8-)
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+6 758. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Cat scared of sneeze

Slowed down that is a really 'Made a cat jump into the water' evil laugh>:)

I know a dog that if you sneeze makes her run away find something soft like a towel and shake it! 8-)
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+6 759. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Intense fight between police and a suspect for a gun

The officer had a perfect punch in the plums option that he didn't take. This could have been over in seconds.

If the law doesn't allow for any amount of punching, slapping, eye gouging, testicle twisting or finger snapping when a guy with hair that bad with a gun is going to try and shoot you then THE LAW IS AN ASS!!
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+6 760. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video How killer cone snails kill

So remember kids if it has a cone leave it alone....No ice-cream. :D
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+6 761. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Mother of all leg cramps OOOOUUUU

#1 When you get to a certain age, just the thought of trying to get your intertwined fingers to reach under your toes is likely to cause one of those neck cramps you can get, then you are in trouble.
Always carry a little piece of wood just winder than your mouth no more than half an inch thick and as long as you have your own teeth bite down until you pass out and when you wake up the cramp will either be gone or you'll be in hospital with mouth splinters simples.
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+6 762. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Ratting with terriers

#3 Hi Thunders I know where you are coming from, they are living creatures and some people even keep them as pets, but in reality they are bad news especially if your livelihood depends on them not being present. These dogs are very efficient killers, not wonderful to watch if you are humanitarian, animal lover but efficient nevertheless. Poison takes an age to work and produces a slow painful death traps well look at the numbers here. The rats as you know spread disease and think about the great plague 100.000 dead in London alone. They pretty much deserve what they get.
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+6 763. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video A Burst of Deep Sea Fireworks - Halitrephes Jelly

Natures wonders never cease to amaze. :O
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+6 764. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Home made dream car

I'm guessing there is a major financial issue here and if I'm right I think he has done an amazing job. Attention to detail could do with a revisit and some paint would make a massive difference perhaps that's on the agenda. I bet he the envy of all his mates anyway. And I bet it means more to him than a guy on a few hundred K a year who buys a Audi RS :)
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+6 765. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Try not to laugh - Bird Edition

Just brilliant<3<3<3..............
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+6 766. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video The Ukrainian military has some of the best recruiting adds I’ve ever seen

#4 Or you join up to protect your country, family and friends against insane leaders of regimes from other countries. Where would the world be now if the Nazi's had been unopposed by countries who used military recruiting ads? For one thing this message would be in German!!
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+6 767. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Guy gets caught stealing 5 sandwiches from convenience store

I'd like to see how he stole the yellow trainers...and why:D
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+6 768. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Massive Himalaya Rock Fall in India

I wouldn't stand that close filming that even for SNOTR!8-)
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+6 769. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video The guide book that helped black Americans travel during segregation

Just 54 short years ago, incredible.8-)
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+6 770. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Legs for the Piano moon light sonata

#8 Totally out of my league, but doesn't stop her being my kind of woman, I'd even make allowances for her being Russian but she would need to slow down a little bit.<3<3
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+6 771. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video 5 inch in pin pulled from face

Perhaps he was born with it, maybe his mother was on an all iron diet. :D
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+6 772. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago on video Dog frozen from fear of vet.

"Just part of the furniture, nothing happening here folks, move on move on";)
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+6 773. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Runaway tractor at Tri-city Speedway in Auburn, MI

Seems that a tractor without a driver is smarter than one with. :D
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+6 774. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Thai cave rescue: Rescue options for the 12 boys and their coach

Bloody difficult situation they are in. If the plan is to scale they could drill down from the first dip on the right of where they are situated, but I'm sure they have considered that option and I guess there is a risk of collapse as well as a time issue. I just hope they find a solution soon. I think the 3 hour per boy for an exit is way off, it's taking seven or eight hours for the divers. The other option of keeping them alive for three or four months while the water level recedes before rescue also sounds worrying.
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+6 775. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Guy with disability followed his dream to play the piano.

#2 If I'm shouting at Robots so be it, one day we may all be doing that, call it practice. :D
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+6 776. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Comedy ...Key and Peele Substitute Teacher Pt. 2

Well that was really funny.........not:S
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+6 777. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Thrown Out Of Sydney No Go Zone

#9#10 Firstly speaking for myself, (as a section of my text was copy pasted), I was not in anyway having a go at Islam, I was having a go at all religion and I did point out that I believe it will take a very long time for it to be placed into history and left there, where it belongs.

Secondly I am not an American and I have to say that America has a massive problem with bible crazy people, who take every letter of the Gospel as total truth, which is also a problem with several other religions and is the main reason that religious fanatics exist. It amazes me that with all the gun crime in America there is a very well known family who parade outside of their own home holding signs up saying "Fags are going to hell" and turn up at funerals of service men with banners saying "Glad you are dead and now in hell" or similar. And no one has thought to shoot any of them, surly if you are going to prison for shooting someone make it a worthwhile shot.

Thirdly in my opinion no religious community of any denomination has the right in a country where they have been given or offered refuge to make their town unwelcome to people who do not share their belief systems, which is what was implied in the video. This is very different than the example #9 made about the 1/3 Bangladeshi muslims in the town in London, example.

Fourthly I'm not talking from a fake narrative about the 'Clash of Cultures' I'm just sick and tired of hearing conflict after conflict and the rights of one religion that is nonsense against another that is also nonsense. We are mammals much the same as monkeys and gorillas, why should we think we have any special rights after death, do they? You are born, you might get 75 years if you are lucky, a lot less if you become extreme in any religion and then you die, life is indeed a beach, but that's life, get over it.

Believe it or not and its really not that hard to believe, if you read a lot of my comments, I do like people, I especially like friendly people who do nobody any harm. I don't care if you are a christian, muslim or believe in fairies at the bottom of your imaginary garden, if you are peaceful and friendly and don't bother me, I'll likely be your friend.
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+6 778. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video The Story Of The Drone Strike That Saved Hundreds Of Lives

Well that was basically really good then, well done those guys. I wonder why it had stopped.
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+6 779. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video 5 Mysterious Objects Caught Moving On Camera

5 A piece of string
4 Natural causes
3 Hoax
2 Natural causes
1 Call the exorcist demon possession of the teddy bear.
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+6 780. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Blue marble 2

The blue marble won.
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+6 781. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Crazy sketchy climb on a London tower on wires

We really shouldn't be encouraging these idiots by watching. (i)
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+6 782. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Beached orcas saved along Argentine coast

The Orca is thinking "Feck me another private beach, I'll go and try the Falklands"8-)
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+6 783. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video How Mountain Lion Mothers Care for Their Kittens | Nat Geo Wild

Or better still don't have a fecking hunting season at all. :(
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+6 784. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video Chameleon Changing Color

Amazing creatures, my only concern is that you can also create that colour change on lot's of video camera's, I am very aware though that Chameleon's do change colour.

Imagine being inside it's head, two eyes looking at two different objects in any direction, I'm amazed he doesn't get dizzy and fall off the branch. Just imagine you are sitting there looking at your phone or laptop and suddenly with your left eye you can see something behind you while at the same time your right eye can see the ceiling, how do you process that? 8-)
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+6 785. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago on video A guided tour of the big guns at the 2017 Big Sandy Shoot

Long enough I think. :D
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+6 786. Judge-Jake commented 364 days ago on video Using phone while driving

There is a perfectly good law in the UK that states that if you are caught on your phone or even touching it, when driving it's a fine of £200 and six points on your licence. So get caught twice and you are disqualified from driving. Argue and go to court and it could rise to £1000 and a disqualification from driving. A new driver caught on the phone would get an instant disqualification. Therefore I don't think anyone using their phone to speak or text while touching their phone while driving has any kind of an argument whatsoever, do you? And if a guy on a bike tells you put your phone away, PUT YOUR FECKING PHONE AWAY!! :(

Oh by the way were on page 21 now, but still on 207, not going too well and I'm very sad about it. :'(
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+6 787. Judge-Jake commented 348 days ago on video Top 20 Country GDP (PPP) Ranking History (1980-2023)

Just wait until the UK is out of Europe, that little line is going to shoot across the screen........Just not sure in which direction. 8-)