Ex wife when she see this on snotr

I think the guy was listening to how to defend your self against a guy with a gun, Part 1, Act quickly... Like now!!!

I wouldn't pay a penny over $44.000.000 for it My grandfather died a couple of years ago and left me a violin and a painting, one was a Stradivari and the other a Rembrandt, unfortunately Stradivari couldn't paint and Rembrandt made really shitty violins

I guess the only downside is buying gloves

Recognised a few bank managers in there

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it usually Piss that is thrown in containers at rock gigs? Beer is too expensive.

The words unnecessary, gimmick, split & ends come to mind

What the Fu*k is a sun dog... Do you mean a cloud

I'm officially nameing it the Giant Tablecloth Jellyfish.

That has to be an orgasm listen again.

I love how the kid learned to say OH Shit lol.. Could have been the last video of this family

Bloody hell!

Around 12 inches away from a lifetimes enjoyment in a wheelchair

#(removed comment) I'd like to see you done with sulphuric acid.

I could never be a police officer. The urge to give this *unt a kicking would be too great. Throwing Women from their cars what a low life piece of Shite.

#(removed comment) Any idea what would have happened to the occupants of the car had it been forced to stop?

If you look closely you can actually see the scar on his forehead where his brain was replaced by a monkey's kidney.

Mating not fighting

I bought one of those suits once by accident, used them for interviews, got every job I went for then lost each one on the way out

I vote that Snotr makes a stand and doesn't accept any more of these video's.

Now I'm thinking, bigger boat, pipes instead of straws, bigger boiler, dustbin for fire, free trip down the canal.

Well done and good luck, Rion

Will be a big hit in the porn industry

Just because you can...Do you have to?

Snotr is officially back on track. Great video

FANTASTIC!! Those where the days

Yeah the most interesting video all week BY FAR and it cuts off just as it was getting going

That what happens when you have a horse as a pet

Darwin award only just missed unfortunately still there is always a second time

Top Man

#2 Yeah I think I drive behind your wife nearly everyday

Beautiful

She's got that, Third time this week! look on her face

All's fair in love and war.. But oh dear

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw cats

#1#2 You are both wrong it's a TV Tower, he opened the lid and filled it with shite programmes for the next week

The worry in the dogs face when the last hole was being considered was timeless

All fine and good, but people are clearly getting upset by this especially women at night, so stop it

Never knew they could move so quick.

#(removed comment) WTF are you talking about. These weren't strikers they were Muggers, if they had managed to stop the car there would likely be several dead bodies on the side of the road from inside the car. I'm guessing your last line should have read intelligent enough to turn 'Round'?

You have to be really careful to fit these the right way round otherwise the attacks become airborne

Do we have to guess whether it goes in the basket or not?

I'm sure this has been on before At the 24th copy it is still more entertaining than most of the crap on TV today.

That's fantastic, she's very supple, love the expression at the end it was like 'Look what my leg just did to me'!

The bottom line here is that no one should have been put in that situation. It was not private land is was a public road. Nobody needs 25 dogs to protect anything!!! You cannot expect someone, anyone, passing by on a bike to be a dog psychologist. If you don't know about dogs (wagging tails or not) you cannot be expected to know whether they are going to attack you or not. All you brave individuals giving advice above would have pissed yourselves if put in the same situation. The guy on the bike was totally correct in all his comments. If this had happened in the UsA, Canada or UK the farmers would have been in deep shit.

#2 You don't say

#1 What do you mean 'Sadly?'

I wish he'd keep it down, some of us are trying to sleep

I can't explain why but the voice of the guy handling the pocket watch seems absolutely compatible with someone who might own one

Absolutely *acking brilliant!

You start off thinking how could anyone live in a tiny cubicle in an internet café, then you hear about the life's of those working full time and think why don't they live in a cubicle in an internet café. Truly awful working conditions described here. Not a country that looks after it's people.

Appalling behaviour from a group of thugs that were likely thugs in their own country and now think they can get away with it in Sweden. I would guess they were hiding their identities because they either had criminal records back home or they shouldn't be in Sweden. It's a real pity it was only a guy in a wheelchair that ran him over and not a guy in a Hummer.

Crash test dummy!!

Amazing creature I only wish there were more like it in the world, for it would be a better place for having them. I also like the Rhino.

WTF WTF WTF WTF

So did he live? Did he break anything? apart from not the record

Skilful if not a bit monotonous

UuuuMMM! looks pretty effective, I'll tell the wife

#3 Would you prefer to live in a world without them?

Great advert doing what a great advert should, hitting you with something you definitively weren't expecting

I bet he's been doing that since he was a kid

Kinda lucky it wasn't the good old US of A, otherwise there would be bullets flying and two dead Australians.

What a privilege to see that. It makes a sound like an hysterical woman on the way back down

There should be one of these at every environment

What I can't understand is why he kept coming back for more? You would think after the third punch he would have stopped spitting.

Clearly what needed to happen here is the reporter should not have been so proactive, he should have been much more understanding. What I would have done is smiled at the poor chap and put my arm around his shoulders asking him how he ended up in this hell hole. Once I had gained his trust and we were getting along like proper civilised human beings I would have offered him some cigarettes and given him some money so that he could have a slightly easier time for a while and maybe reflect on why his life went down the path that it did.

Then as a final act of humanity I would have offered him my hand to shake knowing that it would be the last act of gentleness that he would feel for some time. I would have looked into his eye's and said gently "Don't forget me Man" "I won't" he would reply. Having grasped his hand I would have then pulled him quickly towards me and kicked him so hard between the legs that he would remember me forever

My friend Douggie would have opened the door stepped outside pulled off his arm and beat him with the soggy end until he shut the fuc* up. Think I would have just pretended I couldn't open the door

There was a moment in this video when I felt myself getting angry. Then I realised I've been in meetings like this.

Absolutely brilliant, what skill and patience

You know in 2014 this almost takes my breath away. What is wrong with these people. The guy wearing the kkk uniform "I'm not a racist" That's the same as a surgeon wearing theatre gowns saying "I'm not a Surgeon" why wear the pointie hat then.
It doesn't matter what you believe in regarding religion you are never going to know you were right. But when it comes to the colour of someone's skin all the racists have already been proved wrong and indeed ignorant. Because mankind (ALL MANKIND) originated from Africa it can be traced back to a single parentage. We are all decedents of a black skinned person. The blond blue eyed German yes even you. Wake up and do something useful in your lives. Seventy five years, your average lifespan goes by very quickly, why waste it hating.

He has points, many of them

What a Pussy..the young guy I mean

Why is it after all those amazing feats that I only remember the girl getting on the surfboard and the Blond girl winking

I used to live near a park with both fallow deer (like the guy in the video) and red deer. The fallow deer were always lovely in temperament even when they had young, no problem. The red deer on the other hand and to be accurate the females, were a nightmare especially if you were walking a dog or on a bicycle. I've seen fifteen stone men with tattoos running away from a pissed off female red, several people knocked off there bikes. They never back off and they are enormous head to head as tall as a man and they run at you and try and kick you with their front legs.

The males (the one's with all the weaponry on their heads) were generally only interested in confrontations with other males. I have literally walked within five metres of two fighting males (quite quickly I would add) it was either that or take a serious detour! But I would have gone five miles out of my way to avoid a psyco female deer.

A good lesson here for all you idiots that have twisted beliefs about forgiveness, here are a group of ordinary people who in normal situations would be scared to death of meeting a great white shark. A shark who on many occasions have taken (maybe by accident) the life or limbs of swimmers in the ocean, but when the chips are down and the fellow is in difficulty we step up and save it's life. This is a lesson in life for everyone! and if I'm ever swimming in the sea and that particular great white mistakes me for a seal I hope he returns the favour

Not the first time he's fallen off there

Megnifico and what a memory.... must be twenty years..

Isn't it amazing that we kinda take this sort of thing in our stride these days. Really we should marvel at the interlect of the human being in being able to land effectively a car on a planet 35 million miles away (thank you #3)and it works! you could'nt guarantee that from a washing machine delivered ten miles by Currys.

Maybe back in the ice age it was one of these that inspired the invention of the wheel?

#1 Turns out he did. Just imagine walking in a straight line for 497 miles and using that measurement to give a near perfect figure of 7% of the entire earth. Incredible feet and feat.

Anyone know a good camera shop?

That stopped the crabs singing didn't it. Fecking awful choice of music by the way

Take 633 8 gallons later

#1 I think everyone can translate the last 6 seconds, and most of the conversation back at the showroom lol

I can see an opening here for a street artist with a frying pan

Someone is going to be getting a lifetime supply of bolts er I mean fizzy drinks.

It wasn't the car that did that, it was the girl wearing the short skirt that walked across the screen

That guy is going to spend a lot of his life in traction

Very good now lets see the fork

Much better without the freaky voice, we can work them out for ourselves

I used to sit in the back of my parents car and close my eyes and try and keep up with the turns, traffic lights and roundabouts for several miles and then open my eyes and hope that we were where I thought we were. (works better if you know where you are heading) I could do it on a regular 80 mile journey that we used to take most weekends. It's a bit freaky when you open your eyes and find you are somewhere unexpected. I still do it now occassionally from the front seat...scares all the other drivers to death.
I also used to pretend that I was being kidnapped and write little notes on little pieces of paper and let them out of the car window. Apologies to anyone who was actually being kidnapped back in the seventies if it slowed down your release.

I want one of those gadgets for opening beans. Lucky he's not selling beer with the widget ball inside

So basically if you get stuck in a maze just heat yourself up to 200 degrees and you'll find the exit el-prompto . The I'vebeenlost effect.

Well if that doesn't sell a couple of extra Lurpak products nothing will? Really well made

Entertaining But!... Some of these were staged

My guess is that this is going to take a whole tree to perfect your first set of pliers. A very tall whole tree

Very powerful chilling advert. People who phone the emergency services for genuinely stupid reasons should think! because each time they do that they are diluting the minds of the operatives into missing genuine emergency calls like this.

#1 you and the rest of us are just poles apart

Is it just a coincidence that in Chernobyl the foxes now know how to make a club sandwich

Sticking to the original Pythagorean principal equation that you need the passing of eleven Bastards befour the Fecking Cockhead migrates to a fecking Dickhead or 11B/1FCH=1FDH

Excellent! they should make that into a game

Trays don't hit back

#1 What if it rigged itself and is saving up for a nuclear weapon

#3 Men are far more mature than women! My ex wife was very immature. I'd be in the bathroom taking a bath and she would burst right in whenever she felt like and sink my boats

The Bear dunnit with the mantle clock, Great legs on the maid

Oh my goodness that was quite a distance especially avoiding that low roof, scary stuff. Do we know if they all landed safely and if everyone got out?

What a delightful noise, off to my local pet shop to get me one.

Lightening reactions. Must have been a rattle snake in a previous life.

Isn't that the funniest thing ever. I fell out of the F***ing seat!

One camera, one projector. Yep there were two things that made this video special

I really wasn't expecting that. Great little actress, her expressions painted a thousand words.

#1 You're kidding right?

I wonder how much he regrets not getting the van with the sliding side doors now

#3 Would awesome practically anywhere, where there's a sky.

Surprisingly well done. I enjoyed this

Maybe but really glad he doesn't live next door to me

The fairy burns to death in the fiery hell

Have they caught the dirty rat yet?

Oh they are yes they are

Oh those Chaves

This Boxer is an English Bulldog. Looks like he's practising being a blind dog for a guide

What a privilege, beautiful birds Goldfinch. you might not know this but a European Goldfinch eats it's own weight in food everyday, it doesn't have to weigh it though it just eats another European Goldfinch.

Wow bless her what an experience. You almost felt like you were in the room with her

Yeah very funny but the reason it is doing that is that it is probably twice it's correct weight meaning it won't be doing that sound as long as it shouldn't if you get my drift.

Here's to their rematch upstairs

Hey Ron
Hey Billy
That hurt
No Shit
So how's it hanging
Pretty Good
Cool
So...
So what
So you need an ambulance
Yeah pretty much
Any rush with that
Kinda yeah.. Can't feel anything below the neck
No shit
Yeah shit.
That'll be a broken neck then
Reccn so

In my next life I want to be a guy who does this sort of thing, instead of the guy who doesn't like heights and can't swim too good. lol

I want a football temple and I don't even like football

Dear Santa...Please ignore my previous list

Serious stuff of film nightmares (B Movie of course) At lease they can sell the honey to pay for the repairs

Did we really need to see this

#5 Why, are you a rioter?

Peace at last, peace at last, peace at last

An escalator suddenly stopped working in Harrods and seven rich people were stranded for an hour

I wanna know where the secret button is

Okay now tell us how many attempts

I think it should be illegal to make a fails compilation video without this one at the beginning.

He needed to spend less time at the tattoo parlour and more time in the gym

#3 It failed to not fall over and explode after it landed

This is a very private moment between Father and Son very close to death and I'm not totally comfortable with this being on-line or on Snotr but that's only my opinion which I presume I'm entitled to.

The song though is one of my absolute favourites written by Harry Chapin and has been covered by many artists and bands over the years, Never better in my opinion than by Ricky Skaggs with an incredibly moving video. when he looks into the camera at the very end he's saying 'You really ought to think about this' https://youtu.be/fDe4jPhl5ac I remember many years ago having this playing on CMT Country Music Television and someone I didn't especially like came in the office, I had to leave for a few minutes and when I returned the song was just finishing and this guy had tears in his eyes and he suddenly said "I've got to go home and kiss my kids" he left and I changed my opinion of this 'Changed' guy.

Yes because if the owner dies in the bath, kitty won't get his dinner, selfish little barsteward, it's all me me meow'ell

Yet another reason why you don't rent to students

Well done that man, lovely little bird.

A few years ago I purchased a bird feeder which was also squirrel proof. It had three sections so that you could fill it up with peanuts, wild bird seed and sunflower hearts. I filled it up before a two week holiday and it was virtually empty when I returned. The morning after I returned I found a blue tit had managed to get inside the feeder presumably to get at some seed trapped half way up. Basically it was stuck and I had to totally dismantle the feeder to get it out, good job I hadn't gone on a three week holiday!! I sent photographs and a stern letter to the manufacturer and they had to bring out a modification to the feeder.

#2#6 Austin for feck sake, shut the feck up! You are giving me a bigger head ache than the dozy bint screaming her panties off and throwing her tampons in the air (she's probably menstruating) because the Bear (whose name is obviously not bear) chews her kayak to shreds. My guess without being crude and referring to my menstruating observation which if you consider all the hysteria and inappropriate bear reasoning (Women do such crazy things that time of the month don't they, it's like insanity and stuff) is probably spot on, is that the Bear is probably on the scent of blood. which perhaps considering he should be asleep as it's September the naughty Bear would be the one thing, that would wake him up.

Trying to put myself in the Bears head (anything to get your ranting out of there) I'm thinking that if a silly woman started squealing at me in a nonsensical manner and I was hungry and she had pepper spray, my plan would be to destroy her method of exit from my island, having first found something to shield my eyes, Ah in the Kayak. Then chase her around a little until she ran out of spray, then have a barbeque with a little chianti then I would post her video on youtube if I were a bear of course.

No I wouldn't

Great footage, don't think the Go-pro was actually eaten, more like tasted

The dangers of driving loaded with coke

#(removed comment) Remember what Mummy said, If you haven't got anything nice to say, say nothing at all

What a wonderfully civilised world we have evolved into, doesn't it just make you so proud. The cavemen would sit around and be amazed at how far we have come.

I dread to think what would have happened to that poor animal Are they caught?

Good ad, my guess is that it might have been altered a tiny little bean sized bit at the end But hey who's flicking?

Now that's how you teach

Super cool or what, I want one

Oh for goodness sake you sound like a load of babies what does it matter who submitted it as long as it gets viewed (unless it's crap of course) and why shouldn't this site make money? If you enjoy coming on here and watching the video's it's a great site. Support it don't run it down On the video I would love to know what was actually being said what is the history of the piece. Two knock outs in seven seconds and that last one/two was staggering(especially for the guy the wrong end of it) Don't you just love it when the underdog wins. My only worry when I watch scenes like this is that it can so easily end up with a fatality (head falling against a kerbstone) and that's the end of your freedom

Stay at school learn a trade acting is not for you Sonny Jimski

What slide I didn't see no slide

#4 perhaps you needed to see her bruises the next day, that's gonna hurt like feck

Come on own up how many of you were hoping he would fly through a window and never ever be seen again? You know it's going to be shit when the countdown is longer than the flight

Absolutely my thoughts exactly I think it's a little better in some country theses days but he's basically right. You come out of education with little practical knowledge of living which is an absolute disgrace.

I experienced a similar event from a Seagull in Manhattan.

Oh I just love that a wet talking cat, what's not to like

They are slightly faster than walking, I love it

Looks like a painful piece of shite to me

It died like a soldier, reminds me of a scene from "The war of the worlds"

He may be a young punk good for nothing shite head yute but he has a point.

They were good because they knew the consequences of being bad

I don't believe in reincarnation but if I'm wrong I want to come back as the type of person who would relish doing this kind of thing even if I did get the occasional mouth full of leaves With my luck I'd probably come back as a female hamster and get knobbed to death by a randy male hamster

More idiots waiting to be scraped off a pavement

That's kinda awful, what's going to happen to those poor little chicks with the burnt toes. turn the fecking heat down at least

It's probably been sitting in someone's loft for a couple of years. moments later of course it would have appeared on ebay as fully tested hardly used.

Someone is bound to set up a fast food point on that window ledge

Surly but surly there has to be some fails

There is obviously a simple scientific answer to this, which no one has bothered to consider.......Maybe Chewbacca is in his cabinet

Looks like it could become a knotted mess

Insurance right off I think

For Security I guess you have to keep checking the string to see if anyone has tied in

I'm surprised no one has said it's REAL COOL.

I do this all the time (when I have the time). A few months back I got regular calls from probably India, judging by the accent, regarding PPI insurance and the fact that I was owed a refund (I've never taken out any form of PPI in my life).
I answered all the question just like the guy in this video, making up all kinds of nonsense, strange spellings, feigning deafness to make the guy shout, told them they were talking too fast and got them to slow down to a ridiculously slow pace and changed my accent about five times during the conversation.
At one point I was asked what car I drove and I said a Porsche but I was blind. Why it got on to it I don't know but I was asked if I had a SKY tv and I told them I stole it from next door. I also told them I was being kept prisoner in the house and made to hoover all day.
25 minutes the call lasted, I think they even recorded it as I've had others call asking virtually the same questions. I think they use me as a practical wind up for new starters. At the end of the day, if companies are going to bother me during the day I say they are fair game

Nope just good old natural selection sorting out a problem over an incredible long period of time. No designer no artist. I just hope spiders don't fart

Well if they are scammers, Romanian, Bulgarian, French, whatever Good for him I say. It's about time someone gave these gits what fore. I can't stand how they set themselves up in towns and rip honest people off. They should be painted purple and told to piss off.

I'm sure all the ToeRag bike thieves who watch snort will be reaching for the can and scissors already. Thanks for sharing this Snotr

They probably do that every time a bus stops, while a monkey sneaks on the bus and steels all the iPhone's.

Am I the only one, who kinda hoped, just a little bit, that the people would get pee'd on from above.

This is actually a little silly on behalf of the parents. The retriever is obviously an extremely gentle creature as most are, But! if that baby got it's fingers anywhere near the chewing mechanism of the dog he would likely loose fingers instantly, it wouldn't be the dogs fault and it would be totally accidental but really dangerous all the same.

That really is a cool flame

All ping pong playing dogs should know that you are not allowed to put your feet on the table.

And all because a guy pressed the ground down with a piece of board....Without jumping on it

Ships in bottles have certainly progressed

Another couple of weeks and the whole video would have a strange red tinge and some screaming

This is a difficult one. I spend an awful lot of time in the company of dogs and I really do appreciate the necessity of creating an early bond with the dog and the new baby but! I also have some knowledge in the field of the autoimmune system. I don't think it is a good idea to have the dog licking the babies mouth, I don't let dogs lick anywhere near my own and I must be full of antibodies. The first few weeks of the babies life is difficult enough without adding the risk of lung worm, heart worm and the rest. I would be interested to hear the personal opinion of any medics on here with their own children? On a lighter note which is the note I prefer to play on my Bassoon, I hope the dog remembers this moment as the moment when his life changes forever, shorter walks being told to be quiet more often and being shut in the kitchen when relatives come to visit his replacement as top dog of interest

Five second rule!

I'm just glad this wasn't with men as it would be so demeaning.

Whoooooooo that was weird

Oh feck that's gotta hurt!! Now he knows how most of his opponents felt.

You know I really wish we could put a big glass dome over the Middle East and leave it on for a few hundred years. It really brings the planet down you know

This ought to have it's own category 'Pointless Destruction Porn'

Stupid thing to do soap bubbles in a chameleons eye

Guess it will save them time when they get him to the station, they could have a couple of free punches and no one will notice now

Okay Thunders, on average, to the nearest hundred, just how many video's do you submit on an average day? I need to know what I am up against here, I mean have you got shares in the company or something, sexual favours, bribery, have you got something on Sizzick or what ever her name is

I know a trick where I can turn beer into urine

Sorry Guys but I made one of these for my daughter a couple of years ago and she dropped it overboard on a cruise we went on. You can wait all day for it to more but it ain't gonna. Glad you found it for me.

Just in case you haven't watched the video she said OOWWWWWWWWW FECK IT REALLY HURT !!!!!!!!!!

I think 'Risked his life' was a little extreme.

That's probably safer than being on dry land

#1 Or a Honka 500

Poor dog, his stress levels would have been through the roof, you should never do that to a dog!! A child yes but never a dog

#6 I'm thinking Polar Bear main suspect.

#4 That's Duracellist I tried it with a couple of watch batteries works really well except the little barstuards (subsidiary of Duracell) bounced off the table and the cat got them, now I've got a $6780 vet bill for battery extraction. The extraction was only $370 but she also needed a cat scan which was $1240 and it was a mobile cat scanner and the battery went flat so I told them about the battery testing method and we tried it and the battery was flat and it bounced off the table and wrote off a smart car. you will be hearing from my attorney.

I really wish I could laugh at juvenile humour but I just don't find it that funny. I'm obviously missing out

Quite an achievement 33 years in the air. Those people who are afraid of flying should take some comfort from a record like this. Great choice of music to.

Brillient nuff said

#5 Oh come on!!

I guess the forth level of culture shock. Is talking to yourself and making a video about the other three.

I'd like to hear them play 'Flight of the bumble bee' My guess is they would blow their little arms off

Money for nothing chicks or cheques for free

#1 It says we think more about others and stop just thinking about ourselves.

Superb absolutely superb

It was the current from the wire that shocked him (as it would) not the eel. Typical first day on the job apprentice prank. Over here we send them out for glass hammers left handed screwdrivers and skyhooks. I once sent a new starter out to collate the office lunches including a quarter of a pound of chicken lips.

Clearly a shite Porsche driver

There are so many inappropriate suggestions he could be given here...Just can't bring myself to saying em Guess I'm chicken

Ok that's cool

Kinda odd but socially kinda interesting.

#2 lighten up for goodness sake it's a game...DO YOU WANT SOME MOUNTAIN DEW OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

I was doing that with him, snapped all my stomach strings, think my technique needs a tweek. Top job

Superb video. Definitely smarter than I was Nine minutes and thirty eight seconds ago.

Cool... I mean hot

Oh my goodness, the power of films and they say they have no effect of kids

That's all we need, dye reliant sponges with lung cancer

She's going to have to watch her own ass after this lol

I only spotted his owners legs and I was doing a similar thing

That was brilliant.

The poor lava is trying to make the island bigger and the sea keeps washing it away. Bad sea

I wonder if the guy who just moved his car near the end, realises just how lucky he was.

Can we have the 16 photos taken a second later now

Not being picky here but how did his girlfriend get into her own room without falling through the hole and if the hold had literally just been made why didn't anyone hear the sound of the electric saw. I'm beginning to think this was fake.

#(removed comment) The only type of parent who wouldn't want a guy like this as a teacher for their child is the kind of parent that is so, so common in society at the moment. The kind of parent that thinks their child can do no wrong, when in fact their child is the most disruptive child in the classroom. Try and explain this at a school meeting and this type of parent is likely to throw a punch.

The type of parent who spends no time at all with their child except playing videogames with them. The type of parent who has no respect for the education system and that is pretty much the only thing that they teach their own child. The kind of parent who is straight down to the school if a teacher told his or her child off "How dare you talk to my Fecking child that way" #(removed comment) is this you?

One of the funniest guys alive

I recently got into astronomy so I installed a skylight...the people who live above me are furious

Wait till China get hold of it, the price will come down

Poor girl, I feel really sorry for her. All that would have been going through her mind was how much trouble and care her guy had gone to, to do that, and she killed it in a second. Really glad it all ended well.

You can also do this with the key

This is a wonderful idea although expensive to run. If I had made the projections I would have ended each one with "Now Feck Off, oh and your fly's undone"

Also no bike locks

#2 Well he sort of did didn't he

Didn't even use a glass, no manners Raccoons, bet she's off to get a kebab now

Since accidentally building my garage in the back garden I have to do this every morning

Wonderful! I wish more famous people would drop their Me Me Me I'm famous love me and give me lots of money attitude and do more things like this. What a difference this will have made to those Children.

This just makes me want to grow my own food and eat at home

Would this be a good time to mention that Hens hate football

Note to self..Remove Russia as a holiday destination idea, too dangerous. Reconsider Columbian prison tour and naked blindfolded scorpion dancing course

3 minutes and 52 seconds and no one falls over, no bride gets kicked in the head, no broken tables, no broken ceiling lights and no one catches fire. Fecking shite

What an absolute privilege, you're a lucky man.

Do these idiots care nothing for their bikes? Two seconds on one wheel followed by three weeks in the workshop not to mention the long push home, it's a double monkey from me

He didn't electrify himself enough in this video for my liking Beautiful daughter hope she electrifies him many times in the future but doesn't get his eyebrows.

If I hadn't seen it with my own two ears I wouldn't have believed it. Guess there must have been a traffic jam further up the road

That's a really good way to get people to drive at the right speed I guess. It would be really cool if they could make it play the funeral march if you went too fast.

I may not have mentioned this before but I really love owls

I don't understand how the Russians speak Russian yet they laugh in English

I cried my eyes out watching this, wonderful reunion, wonderful animals we need to think more about them, certain countries more than others

You spend £800 on a Cockatoo and it sounds like a £30 cat, I'd take it back

#2 That's a little cynical! I'm thinking you are talking from personal experience, just how fat is your wife?

It wasn't perfect there is little dent at ten o clock but I might be being a tiny bit picky.

That was Scottish if anyone needs a translation they were saying " Go on take a drink" and the Wally was saying "No" then in the end he said "Yes" and everyone cheered but in Scottish.

All the Rubik cube record video's look exactly the same what's the point

Hello stranger who I have never met before, would you look after my child??

So what do you do with that? I thought it said Ravioli

That was a bright idea.

Totally agree with every word she said. America you need to wake up and smell the bodies.

Oh my goodness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Practically everyone on this site is missing a massive point here. A section of Australia has basically been taken over by a relgion Islam, that is not okay!!! Would a Christian sect be able to take over a section of Saudi Arabia? NO NO NO NO!!!! So why is it OK for them to assume the facility in another country. I'll tell you why it's called religious freedom of speech, which the western would has signed up for but the East hasn't.

The past is the past, it's no use comparing what the Christians, Jews and goodness knows who else did hundreds of years ago, the world was a different place then, sadly it still is for some.

Why do large percentages of the world pretend that now in 2018 with all the knowledge, scientific evidence, fossil evidence, space explanation evidence, that there is a god or gods behind all this, it's embarrassing!! I feel like I'm living in the present, in a world what is living so far in the past.

Do people really believe that Donald Trump who says 'God bless America' all the time, really believes that there is a chap in the sky looking down on us? Come on world wake up.

We look back at the medieval times when people burned witches because they believed they were responsible for illness, pox, crop failure. We look at those people and we think, 'you idiots' how could you be so stupid to believe such nonsense. The catholic church told Mothers of children, babies, that had died before being baptised, that their babies had not gone to heaven but instead were in limbo Latin limbus 'The Edge of Hell' Imagine how a deeply god fearing Irish Catholic Mother would have suffered knowing that. The catholic church have since changed their mind (good of them) so that was basically nonsense.

One day and it will be hundreds if not thousands of years from now, people will look back at religion ALL RELIGION and the people who believed in it, as we look at the believers of witches and those that made sacrifices to sun gods. They will struggle to believe that in a world that already had discovered so much about their environment, had cracked the human genome, worked out the origin of species and evolution had developed great technology, computers, space rockets, had visited other planets and moons, could cure many diseases using medical science, could still believe that behind it all was a man sitting on a cloud with a big white beard and that in some cases you could be killed for not believing in him. And in others if you did not believe and worship him you would spend eternity after you had died in a place full of fire and torment ran by a guy dressed in red carrying a large three pronged poker.

I certainly hope when the offspring of my great great great great great great great great great great great grandchildren trace back their family tree, they will be able to smile that at a point ahead of many others when some form of real intelligence had at least started in their family.

You can tell who beats up raccoons in that family.

Oh for goodness sake.. Leave the "team" alone. I hadn't seen it before and really enjoyed it. Does it really matter if the sound was weird, or was badly redubbed. Picky, Picky, Picky.

A Java sparrow I believe

Gecko on the wall is saying "Anytime you like" "Now maybe" "I'm not on top of this situation" "You do know this is not a game" "I'm dying here" "Okay I take it back you're not ugly, now get this slimy F**ker off me" (did anyone notice a few seconds from the end the snake seemed to bite his captive then vanish... Where did it go?)

It's a good thing the owner hadn't converted his pool into a large coy carp tank at $4000 a head that would be about half a million dollars a scoop full

For the most realistic experience of this video do what I do. Have a 12" fan behind your laptop and get real close to the screen and have a spoonful of horseshit ready to waft under your nose at the appropriate moments..Stunning

#1#2#4 That's someone's Dad, Granddad. Turkey breaths!

#4 I think you'd scream like a girl

#2#6#7 wrong wrong wrong Emu!

#1 I knew when I looked at the comments following this video that you would be here making this comment. You are always guaranteed to object to experimentation like this on a living creature that is not human. I do wonder how many paraplegics would object to this though? I am an animal lover & while rats wouldn't be my first choice as a pet, primarily due to the fact that they pee constantly. I can understand that some people love them like others might a dog or a cat. But when you consider how many of them are killed in traps or farmed as food for snakes etc. I have to say this seems to be very important work that may lead to a cure or life improvement to people who currently spend their lives in wheel chairs. It's a poor argument against.

My bet is that if you speeded this up it would be quicker

Forget the sound. Wasn't there a marked difference in speed. Much slower in 2014?

History in the sliding me thinks! Good luck Nelly

This guy moved in next door to me last weekend, blew all the pictures from my walls.

Truly amazing, what a wonderful dog overcoming totally his disability, heart warming.

Basically, in a nutshell, without beating around the bush, this guy is spot on.
Being called names, or being bullied physically about your interests, your looks, the way you dress, the people you like or follow, the music you like, the films the like, your beliefs or lack of them is ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS WRONG.
The people doing the name calling (The bullies) because that is what they are, Male or female are the one's with the problem not you. It stops when you leave school, immediately.

If you are unfortunate enough to come across a version of these who managed to skip getting a crap job (because most of them do)when you are in your working life and they turn out to be your boss. Get another job.

Now if they were ants

I love the bit where the heckler puts his stupid hands in the air because he is being interrupted (Heckled if you will) by Joe. Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, Comedian

Was it really worth it??? The problem with this sort of thing is that even if you make it, you are simply putting down the gauntlet for the next guy or gal to push it another meter and another meter. Eventually it won't end well for someone. I also wonder what this cost and for what purpose? We have aeroplanes if we need to fly. Cars have wheels, maybe keep them on the ground?

Amazing thing to do. I only hope the loser I mean winner learns from this and doesn't get his head knocked off by the next guy who won't be so charitable

#2 Oh didn't you know! That's what happens these days, some sleaze ball injures him or herself breaking into your property and they try and sue you for damages. Unfacking believable, I could never be an attorney or solicitor actually representing these toe rags in court.

Thanks for that Bob.

Bless you Joe

This guy needs to get in more. Most of the trees that were snapping like twigs were twigs. If he wanted to make an interesting video he'd have been stood on a surf board waiting for that little ripper

#3 If only that was always true

Don't you hate it when you can't help but wonder if the actor (The girl in this case) is actually like that in real life

Some nice effects and some wooden performances

Totally a great idea, nuff said

#7 I think it is perfectly acceptable to compare a dog to a human child when it comes to care. If you are the sort of person who could treat a dog badly, beat it, leave it by the side of the road, turf it out of the house when you are bored with it. If that's the sort of person you are, then I for one wouldn't want to have you as a parent.

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate vegetables

For those of you who turned this video off too soon.. watch the last three seconds after the credits. Hilarious

It would be much simpler if they just got girlfriends

Del Boy you're back

I hope it's only a coincidence that the male Astronauts talk about gravitational pull and repairing of the Hubble telescope and the women talk about washing their hair

Any one notice that the music came from the western 'The Good The Bad and the Ugly' that John Wayne wasn't in

All you front driver fault bods, read your highway code. What if a child had stepped in front of the car? That's right he would have reacted even quicker on the break doing a ? ? ? come on, you all know what it is don't you? ? ? um um, you just don't want to say it out loud do you? It's an emergency stop isn't it! yes. And what does the highway code say about safe stopping distances?? Lets guess it's something along the lines of "It needs to be a safe distance from the car in from, JUST in case it stops suddenly" Oh and by the way #10 very good I'm glad you listened to your instructor although he didn't 'learn' you he 'taught' you and you learned.

If you can afford to take a holiday in the wilderness you can afford to buy one of these products and it might just save your ass. Just buy one and don't be a pussy

Where is the next video with the ambulance in it and the sudden change of personality

I'm really glad they didn't extend the video another 30 seconds or so as I think someone in the house must have been peeling onions and they were just getting to me Nothing beats the companionship of a dog...Nothing.. I think the video should be called Duck though!

I think these compilations would be much improved if after each accident there was a quick flash of information containing one or more of the following words:-

Dead, dying, concussed, comatose, broken, neck, leg, both legs, arm, both arms, teeth, person, mind. In traction, in hospital, insane. Needs new bike, car, lorry, career, locking up. Off work for 1 week, 1 month, 1 year, being an idiot. To be kept away from tree's, water, fire, bikes, cars, other human beings.

If you skip to 8:58 amazingly you can see the finished piece. Admittedly you will miss the naked girl going past at 3:24 and coming back again at 4:17 (it's only a quick flash and you have to look really carefully) Probably hardly worth checking back through the video

This looks like a well used custom setting

I think at this near tragic moment a special mention should be given to the two poor barsteards who also crashed into a motorbike.

I often wondered why I didn't evaporate now I know why

#2 Just to clarify that doesn't mean you can eat dog today you weirdo's get a salad, oh and go easy on the chicken too!!

That's cat for you, batty as a fruitcat.

Pretty sure it was the presence of the guy with the camera that caused the cat to fall in the first place. Very impressive flight all the same. I wonder what the record is.

Not a big rap fan but that was impressive

looking at the opening shot with all the bear or is it bear's in the river I would say this was prime salmon fishing time and food was plentiful. What an absolute privilege to get so close to that creature and not get eaten

#1 OR he had been watching the prankster guy, with his table set up, pumpkins all over the place for the last two hours scaring people, and he thought long and slowly about doing that? Then got his mate to film it from the other side? Which one do you think?

Maybe it would have been nice to see them snapping in action with a piece of meat or a fish or something.

Obviously enjoying the sound, quite easy to play if you are a bassman/woman as so full of repetition you can't help but get good at it. But I like her

This is what being civilized is all about, amazing good people who put them selves in potential peril to save other people and animals. When in other parts of the world, in fact the same parts of the world, there are cowardly animals blowing up women and children in the name of a warped and twisted idealism. What a strange planet we live on.

Why would she look confused? She's only been plucked out of the mud by a big metal shovel, lifted into the air and placed down in a car park, normal day I'd say.

#1 I don't think it really needs an explanation. The line is obviously attached to the drone on a slip wire connection, as soon as there is a tuna on the line the weight releases it from the drone which can then continue to film and the guy turns his little handle a few times and eats tuna for the next three weeks.

I had a bike that looked like this shortly after I went over the handlebars back in 1978 five miles from home with two bottles of beer in my back pack. As I felt the wet trickle down my back I sat and cried and hoped it was blood.

Very very lucky lady and dog, timing could not have been nearer the line.
And at lease her husband knows the answer to that all important question, in an emergency would you save me or the dog

That's definitely going to set them back a couple of hours.

I will never understand how anyone could harm one of these wonderful creatures and I would like to wish a New Year Pox to any one who does. While I'm on the subject I would also like to wish plague to anyone who deals in Rhino horn 'That will mainly be you China you fecking idiots' Take an Aspirin, eat more fruit, Viagra if you need it, but stop having these wonderful creatures murdered.

Happy New year to you all. Thought I would get the first complaint in for 2017 great video but would like to see a female version, ring those little bells. Love and Peace Everyone, L&P JJ

T H E B A R S T A R D S We should all stop buying things and teach them a lesson

Now I need to find a coffee shop who supply spoons with holes in the handle. He needs to find a shop where they sell shampoo.
Now wait for the orchestral video version it's only a matter of time, may the force be with them.

I just hope it wasn't Mia's little sister that put those ducklings down that hole in the first place.

Absolutely amazing what a skill to behold. This deserves the best video ever shown on Snotr award. Mesmerising. Well done CG.

Surly the title should have been Remote control Cake, just saying

Made to measure that boot. Pretty stupid place for the postman to leave it anyway.
So if we are to assume that this is the neighbours kid, why is he driving all over his neighbours lawn? Two educational opportunities

"Look what I've found Mummy" .
"Oh for feck's sake, take it back, take it back they've got a fecking camera, go and get your balaclava"

Is advertising really cheap over there or are inhalers really expensive?

Well they weren't all terriers but my goodness what a tight pack they were, nothing got away, and so many rats. I could do with borrowing those dogs as I've got rats in my garage at the moment. Very effective killing machines.

Dog that is so real its frightening.

Love it and probably not far from the truth.

Absolutely tragic and heart breaking, what are we doing to our wildlife.

I think the main thing holding back human progression is that we are born, we learn and then we die. Then the next generation is born has to learn it all again then it dies. Ok so there is a progression with what there is to learn but its such a slow process as we are all born knowing pretty much the same, how to breath how to eat and thats about it, every thing else we have to learn anew. If we could develope brain to brain communication maybe we could learn everything learnable instantly then we would be all able to develope human inteligence and make giant leaps in one generation. Just a thought

Now I want you all to jump into the sea especially those of you who can't swim. Thank you for your attention

Here's to the next 97 years Hal. you are a real inspiration and a true artist. The music is just fine

One of those moments that makes you wake up in a hot sweat..night after night..after night...after night

What's with the face slapping at the beginning

The workmanship of the chairs was amazing the workmanship of the Stop Motion was better...Only a wooden step away from Wallace and Grommet

Well that's a real eye opener

Boiled in a teapot please, milk two sugars and a couple of digestive biscuits.

It's a risk thing no different from speeding around a race track or parachuting from 20.000 feet. If it goes badly you risk losing a finger, hand or your life But if it goes well you just pattered a wild teddy bear

Or how to make a £3 piece of plastic cost £145.

Plonker

I'm not sure what to say here. I guess if you can't do the time don't do the crime. Ronnie Biggs The great train robber died today. He spent 37 years on the run so to speak before being returned to the UK and as an old man was sent back to prison. That's the law, I see little difference here

Somehow that would have been improved with the Jurassic Park music.

#2 It's not what I got

#5 Wow a time traveling cell phone, what was the weather like

You need to be really really strong to eata those Chilli's

Faith in humanity restored again You humans are just ooohhh

I was with Louise but don't tell Coco Terry was with George and they can now marry legally

Amazing! I wonder what this cost to produce and how long it took, worth watching the 'Behind the scenes' bit as well^

#1 Know when to fold em, know when to walk away, de de de de de

The B# was a little flat (I know there isn't) Ship version of close encounters of the third kind. Pity someone didn't switch a few cabin lights on and off in time to the music

I thought he was going to crash into an enormous turd

I counted two groin replacements (same guy), a new spleen, obviously two fractured collarbones, five dental appointments & a lot of rheumatoid arthritis in later life lol

No! you are crazy

Okay I guess someone has to ask "What happened to the spaceship?"

There was rather a lot of give In the product demonstration, due to it being installed in the hands of a human being. What would happen if it was installed into a wall.

So basically you have three spy holes in your door, one for close up and two for distance what's your problem

If I was guessing, I would say that just like when wasps are in distress they release a pheromone that attracts other wasps to come to their aid, the Bumble bee probably has a similar facility. Not sure that the spider actually wanted the bee in it's web either more likely it would try and sever the web to get it out.

I know how the screaming woman feels. On one hand she's terrified of snakes but on the other hand she want's Neil her swallowed husband back.

Sounded more like the Owl Panic-er

Wave goodbye!

No one was hurt but the Italian branch of Marks and Spencers sold fifteen extra pairs of underpants that day.

On the spot clubbing

#13 Second off, The accuracy of watches these days is totally irrelevant unless you are an astronaut. A 99p digital watch will give you any amount of precision and accuracy that you are ever going to need. The watch in the video at 2.5 million dollars is a statement for anyone that buys it that they have too much money and would rather spend it on a piece of bling than do something useful with it like help some of the poor Basta*ds who have none. In my opinion the best thing about this watch is the video of it being made. The end product is big, bulky and tasteless.

If Mrs Nickk you have created this account to tell everyone that their opinions are wrong then you are missing totally the point of opinions and in this case (your first) showing yourself to be Dick. Welcome to Snotr

I mean which producer ok'ed this stunt. Climbing up a ladder on a shiny floor held up by two women. WTF did they think was going to happen?

#4 They are cotton wool ball pliers. Designed and patented in 1973 by Philip Morris of Sunderland. Designed for checking impurities in Wool balls before packaging.

Cool. very well done.

The truth about this video care of (yahoo yesterday morning)is that the whole scenario was staged by the shop keeper and his mate "To create a little advertising for the business" Turns out the police were well cheesed off with the whole prank.

Great story...

Quite a speech.

It was very funny but might have been less so if the cup contained hot coffee or a spinal injury occurred

Really great designs

Absolutely brilliant, must have taken ages to film

I've never hit or slapped a Woman in my life and believe me I have been provoked. Whoopi is absolutely right in what she says though. Somehow society has taught women that if they get mad with a guy it's perfectly acceptable to slap, punch, scratch even occasionally kick him, with no risk of physical retaliation, simply because technically the guy could do more damage. This is bullcrap and the reason it is, is simply that we are not talking about using strength to any excess. If a woman hits a man at a certain force and he returns with the same amount of force she really shouldn't have anything to argue about. The guy of course gets labelled as a woman beater while the fact that she struck him first doesn't even come into the conversation.

The bottom line here as Whoopi sort of said. Violence is never the answer, but whoever you are, Male or female, if you cross the line and strike another human being female or male don't complain if you get the same back.

Not exactly what it said on the tin

That's certainly extremely combined and animated

Parrot thinks he's Penguin

#3 Well three of them there are going to wish they had

can't beat a good jump first thing in the morning

He should have rung a friend

"Woman's mid flight fright causes Pussy separation"

oh no! I really hoped nobody was filming when I did that

And that's the way the cookie crumbles

How come the guy fell over and the girls just laughed?

Cant's imagine that is street legal

#1 But in actual fact it was Black Sabbath. Bet he wished he'd kept those finger tips now, be worth an absolute fortune on ebay.

Delightful, will probably grow up to be a poet and ponder over the wonder of nature. and squirrels

Good day at the diy store, but no tape left

#3 The volcano was last seen in 1970? which way was it heading? Let me guess it was the volcano of Brigadoon (sorry #1 you will have to Google Brigadoon, there are other search engines)due to reappear in about 55 years time. Nuts you are all just nuts..goes of muttering into the distance...nuts...just nuts.

I'd hammer out a warning
I'd hammer out Danger
I'd hammer out the love between
My brothers and my sisters,
aaaaall Alll over this land
OOOOOOOOOUUUU OOOOU OOOOOOOU OOOU
OOOOOOOOOUUUU OOOOU OOOOOOOU OOOU

Next!!

Come on ...IF I had a fecking BELL

I don't like this whimsical narrative must be a really old film. The spider looks kinda cute in an arachnophobic way oooouuuu

#1 Kinda agree although perhaps it was in anticipation of nothing happening. I bet his girlfriends parents are delighted with her Neanderthal choice of boyfriend, fecking el

Filmed in real time! How on earth did they do that

Man that's almost as exciting as when it's attached to the car

Bambi is alive

I mean what the feck did this idiot think was going to happen

She needs an exorcist

I would like to see some outtakes

My goodness that is some control, in the face of adversity.

So how did he get it there?

All dead now

#4 You really are a Barstard aren't you. I hope someone punches your teeth right so that you need the functionality of a ward.
#7 You also! The quality of any community is how it looks after those who need help.

Just imagine if he gets to read your comments! you should be ashamed

Wonderful to see. I'm just waiting for the Snotr trolls to see this now!!

Seems an awful lot of trouble an awfully short ride

Make it so..........

I've been clicking for part two for an hour and a half now, but it all seems very familiar

Run away run away!

I was waiting to see how he was going to use it to cut the trigger section out, it goes without saying I was very disappointed Now lets think of some other applications for this device. Here are mine:-
1) A very slow hedge cutter.
2) A spaghetti cooker.
3) A really painful trip wire (need modification)
4) A burn your own clothes line (need modification)
5) A Cheese cutter.
6) If you made four of these they would make a very effective "Don't touch my mobile phone/Stapler/pen/desk calculator" office security device.
7) In the event that 'number 6 above' didn't work, a great interrogation tool.
8) A precision fly killer
9) A Hot cross bun marker
10) A Wart, verruca or mouth ulcer remover

Fecking idiot well I hope they sent him a very large bill

Oh my goodness what a perfect present, you could see all the emotion in that little girls face. That doll is going to go on a lot of life's adventures with that little girl.

Okay I called this fake last time it was on (about two months ago) partly because of some dodgy editing. This time the lady from GWR was there so I apologise it really was a fantastic achievement and yes I want one.

Good impro

Yeah that was fecking bright wasn't it Hi Hi

Nice thing to do and hopefully will put some positive thoughts in the guys head

Mostly sad for the Animals.

Squirrels are certainly a divider of emotions creature. They are beautiful animals, but these American Greys have wiped out virtually completely the beautiful Reds that were in abundance in England before the Greys arrived only 140 years ago. There are now only 140.000 reds left compared to 2.5 million greys and the reds have been squeezed into a very small area north of the country and the isle of wight, a 95% decline.

If it wasn't for the bushy tail they would be basically rats and everyone would hate them, it's the tail that saves them I guess, Squirrels and I have a lot in common though and that is simply that we never give in.

#1 Yep I for one don't know what the feck that is but later I'm going to KFC for a BLT if they have started selling them yet.

Surly that bridge was not built to take that kind of weight, it's only a matter of time. If that was my bridge I'd be charging a toll equivalent to a full rebuild for each crossing, you know thirty quid

That's nothing mine goes back to the future at 88 MPH

Forgive me for the 'cut n paste' but I typed this for another dog video a couple of weeks back and as it was nearly at the end most of you may have missed it. Dogs certainly know what you are feeling, I've had dogs all my life, as a child and as an adult. I've noticed a pattern over the years, where young couples get together and almost to cement their relationships they get a dog. Usually a bad idea because they often both work and I'm sorry to say often the wrong breed of dog (but I won't go into that now). A few years later if things work out along comes the babies, it's a little like the song 'Lonely boy' by Andrew Gold, only with a dog. Of course then the attention changes to the child and the relationship with the dog often suffers, sadly this is a time so many dogs get re-homed.

I have experienced the death of a dog, too many times in my life already. Five times to be exact, plus three others when I wasn't actually present as I was too young, I then only experienced the empty space they left behind. I also saw my Father cry on those three occasions and no other times in his life.

Unless you have lived with a dog, shared toast and other tit bits with them, slept with them on the couch, had them follow you around the house, greet you when you have only been gone for an hour, just the same as if you had left them for a week. Watched them sleep, watched them dream and smelt the fur at the side of their face as they nuzzle up close to you. Unless you have lived and loved a dog, you could never understand the way they make you feel, how they get under your skin and the absolute pain of that final day, when they say goodbye, for the last time. It's a pain that is almost unbearable and dog lovers will tell you, that they cried more when their dog died than when they lost a relative. It really is indescribable and each time it happens, a little part of you dies with them and each one leaves a void in your life that can never be filled. Each time you think about them in the future the pain is still there forever raw and your eyes fill with water at your loss.

Some people never have another dog so as not to suffer like that again, others can't live their lives without one. I would be the latter. Sometime over the next five years, it is highly likely I will be saying goodbye to four more dogs and I am absolutely dreading each one.

I hate trailers..... always spoils the film

Well that certainly wasn't exciting. I don't know why they bother having arctic suits in the army. In my opinion if there is going to be any fighting over land dispute covered in fecking Ice, let em have it, we'll keep the grass. I mean it's not even proper land! When the planet heats up in a few million years time they will be swimming on their land.

That guy's just got no back bone.

It must be awful for women to be confronted with men in that way, every morning and evening just going to and from work. It makes me ashamed to be a man. When I was a young man and didn't have a car, rather than put my girlfriends through any risk in Taxi's home, I used to go with them in the taxi's and return in the taxi or if I was short of cash I'd go with them in the taxi and walk back.

Like father like son......probably

Beautiful voice beautiful girl.

One way of getting the little bastards to drink it, tell um it comes from outta space. Little planet just up from Uranus called UrNipple.

Goodness the mad action there took me by surprise.

I'm guessing there is a major financial issue here and if I'm right I think he has done an amazing job. Attention to detail could do with a revisit and some paint would make a massive difference perhaps that's on the agenda. I bet he the envy of all his mates anyway. And I bet it means more to him than a guy on a few hundred K a year who buys a Audi RS

Some of the old one's were better than some of the new ones.

#4 Oh my oh my Jane Austin has started another novel is this Persuasion take 2 or Sense and Sensibility the later years.

#3 He did though didn't he, so it was alright in the end, now cheer up.

I don't know about African children, I act like that that all the time, you should see me if a wasp comes into my office.

Borrow a watch from another inmate.

Great advice, just hope the right people are listening to it.

All the air went to his Arsehole.

That dalmation has obviously been subjected to a lot of neglect. Shaving most of it's fur off, leaving that silly tuft around its neck so it looks like a mexican hairless, shrinking no doubt on a too warm wash. No wonder its hungry.

I wonder how many times they had to shoot that before the guy found it boring? Personally I'm thinking three or four days

Wouldn't it have been great if the commentary went "The otters sized up the Caiman....they saw that it was a big mother fu**er...They decided to kick its ass anyway... The young otters made a sound that would work great in a cartoon"

It doesn't matter how good you get at playing the Harmonica, half the time you suck

Doesn't work!! I just ran my knuckle down the video! Nothing

Give the guy a recording contract quick

Where they is a will there is a way (and usually a gathering of greedy relatives)

#8 I'd be guessing we got a better telescope?

Nice try with the trick title. This was actually Waitrose Buckinghamshire two weeks after the free coffee promotion started.

I spent all morning looking for a big piece of cardboard and marker then I spelt 'Kiss' wrong

#7 Maybe when this happens to you it's time to cut back on the analysing and just listen to the music, life is too short. Gsus

The more I watch videos like this the more I realise how much of a dinosaur I am. I brought a Sinclair ZX81 when WH smiths sold them for around £60 back in 1981. 1kb of memory four silicon chips. like 1.5 million other people I would sit and type hours of go subs, subs, lets etc into the thing just to get a tiny pixel dot to move from the left of the screen to the right and hit it back with a half inch vertical line on either side.
My children came along and ran with it, whereas I'm still basically where I was 33 years ago. lol

Most people can tell the difference between transistors and vacuum tubes by the price

I just want one

#2 Now you are getting into string theory UUm! I'll have a think about that, I'm a little tied up at the moment......With string!.. just got a tangled message

Arch enemies'

Not sure of the back story here, just hope this little creature is not living it's entire life in a house as a pet. No question though that it seems happy to see Grandma again.

#6 Heaven being UP is a misconception, it's usually found between the sheets

It's well known that this particular brand of motorbike has a built in padded hat under the gearbox for just this kind of loading

Is that what they cost? Kin waste of money yes!!!

More likely this was the moment the realised what a shit game it is and vowed never to watch football again.

I don't understand, what's wrong with it? La la, La la la

That's going to be a one furry shit later

#1 I'm going to regret this but which country is that?

At 2:07 She see's where her husbands car is at the moment...Wait a minute it's outside Jenny's house...the cheating Bastard! Quickly she activates the chip in her husbands brain which severs a major artery causes him to have a different stroke to the one he was having. Then she carries on with dinner without the garlic

The Harley is always gonna win cos your hands are in the victory position before you start

So how fast is the guy who is the fastest now, who's actually alive? How did this guy die? Was he shot in the back? cos that's how they all die! Or did he find a way of being even quicker by firing before he took the gun out of the holster? Or was it a heart attack or something?

#4 Not that often these days

Half expected all the neighbours to appear when he blew his whistle

As there were several other Ospreys 'Parked' in the same spot I wouldn't call it a fail at all

My daughter did a similar thing around the same age with a yellow highlighter pen in the master bedroom. She delicately highlighted all the buttons on the bedside telephones all the perfume and aftershave bottle labels were given the same treatment. The edge of the wardrobe doors as well as the cupboard doors the telephone wall sockets, the door handles and the edge of the window ledge. She actually did it very carefully and for a while every time I went in the bedroom it looked like when you have looked at the sun for too long.

A set of rules for driving in Russia, Ukraine etc.

1) When buying a new car, take a crowbar to the windscreen to save time, and to let it blend in with all the other cars.

2) If a car stops in front of you, best action is to run into the back of it, as swerving round it will always result in a collision that you won't be expecting.

3) If the choice is run into the back of another car or (Option b) run into a pedestrian waiting for a bus, go with the first option.

4) If there is snow on the ground (as lets face it there usually is) GO FECKING SLOW AS YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO STOP, STEER,OR AVOID THE OTHER IDIOTS, YOU IDIOT!!)

5) Never, Ever, Ever, Ever, EVER! get on a motorbike or bicycle in these countries. Life expectation is around 27 minutes (on a Sunday)

6) This is the most important rule of all:- When using a camera to record the twenty or thirty accidents that you are going to be either directly involved in or at least witness to per day, Make sure the microphone is working as Countries that know how to drive properly only get around 50% of the enjoyment watching the accidents when there is no sound.

I like it and I wait along with the wanderers

I would also like to ask Snotr a Question? Over the last few months I have noticed several video's have mysteriously disappearing from the site. The most recent was last week, the video about the angry guy at the Thanks Giving table, when he tipped the table over with the turkey etc. The other video that comes to mind was a few months back, it was a video of the launch of a NASA rocket close up? Also is anyone else getting annoying pop ups to the right of the screen telling you that you have security issues etc?

Typical! you get a video of a double amputee trying to use a skateboard and the idiot brigade turn the COMMENTS section into slating America. Some really dumb comments here as well "war on Poverty" (as already mentioned by #4) #3 your comments make no sense what so ever War is what happens when the talking hasn't worked or when the opposing conversationalists are too brain washed (usually in an excuse for a religion) to hold a conversation. IRMC

A similar thing happened in my bath on Tuesday. Damm those Uboats.

I thought a miniature pinscher was a five year old pick pocket

The joke is on her, there is just a five second delay after the clap. Then once you have the clap it works on giggles

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I would hope that women are not subjected to this level of harassment on the street otherwise I officially resign as a man.

I never heard about this place, wow how strange.

it would have been better if he was a faster runner

I really hope he didn't try an claim for this on home insurance

#2 The sketch did happen reality where else would it happen?

Obviously very disappointed it didn't end they I hoped it would

#17 So are you saying that if a big bad fifteen stone woman, punches an eight stone guy in the face, say breaking his nose, that it's not okay for him to slap her back?? Is that what your stupid comment is saying?

I will never understand the mentality of anyone who could dump a dog. They have to be another species of human being. Surly it would haunt you for the rest of your life, or it should.

I remember walking along a lovely stream by the side of a wood with my family many years ago and making the decision to let our dog have a 'first' run free. Unclipping his lead whoosh he was gone and he didn't look back, right out of sight he went. It seemed like an eternity before he obviously panicked realising we couldn't see us and sensibly and luckily came back. That moment still haunts me now and every emotion like drowning went through my mind at the thought of losing our lovely dog.

Big WOW from me

What a wonderful thing to do, so simple, costs nothing and means the world. Good luck to the fan and what's more not being a follower of the beautiful game, I have absolutely no idea who the guy was.

The problem with videos like this, interesting through they are, is that you can't remember enough of them to be able to seem intelligent when explaining them to someone else.

It's like something out of Mad Max a nightmare. The worse thing is when you look at the young lad near the end scooting his carriage and then you look at the old man earlier on doing the same and you just know the first will become the second

The whole scenario seems a little odd to me, the slaps came so long and slow but nobody tried to block them, they just got slapped, was this perhaps play acting?

That was not a cost effective method of removing a stump and did you notice the Drama queen's voice in the slow mo

#13 God was holding the camera silly

I'm white and a chicken obviously! both of which have nothing to do with my comment but this is a guy I would really like to spend some time with

I wonder if they do one with back seats for the porn channel

#27 I don't quite get why you made such a big deal about Blacks and whites? You're fecking Blue

It must be really liberating to be born without a back bone, better singers that most of the shite out there theses days also

Yes that pretty much sums it up for me, the cruel chemistry of life is that it doesn't remain so potent as time goes by, life gets in the way. But then I guess we would otherwise get nothing done

Who the hell goes shark fishing in a fecking canoe

Pity it doesn't go slower it could be used for leaving boring barbecues discretely

Wouldn't work on the roads where I live Just finished making a scaled down replica of this powered by a Dremel, my hamster loves it! haven't seen him since yesterday afternoon

Racoon should be outside where it lives not being trained to do stupid tricks inside a house

#4 I'm not so sure, in my experience the only thing that superglue sticks to really well is people, oh and it's own lid! Actually it is fake the biggest giveaway is who is holding the camera (which is clearly on a pole) when he puts the glue in his hair? also when he walks in to A&E he turns quickly to the left instead of going in. and finally if his hand was stuck to the handle of that hair brush that is not the way it would be removed

Call me Mr cynical but this whole video seems a little fake or at best it's a shitty thing to do to tell someone your daughter has been missing for two days when you don't even have one (you wouldn't be that calm either). "We lost her in the Mall pretty much" Here's 2 dollars for the phone" "Thank you I am very hunger" It just feels scripted and even if it is real (which I doubt) I don't like it, so I'm definitely out!

"This is your captain speaking, apologies to those of you who ordered the pre landing soup, the nearest dry cleaners (owned by my wife ironically)(only kidding her name is Sara) is through the doors at terminal one, turn left"

They didn't mention the space ladder or the getting to space trampoline or the space escalator and how about the standing on all your mates shoulders and reaching up method. My idea which I have patented is a big sucking pump where we suck out a small section of our atmosphere bringing space down to a reasonable distance say the roof of a tower block then having fitted handles to the bottom of the space station, we get suited up with all the bits we need to take including sandwiches and chocolate biscuits, we get a good grip on the handles then blow all the atmosphere back into place and there we are in space simple

Owner "Beano what do you want, leave me alone, beano! I'm sleepy, I don't wanna play" Beano " No I don't wanna play either but I'm dying, I mean dieing for a pee.....I've already taken a dump on the stairs and eaten it again, why do I do that, it taste's like shite"