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-7 1. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Welcome to the magical shop

... or then again, maybe you're just another dumb American.
But being dumb, you just don't realise it. :D
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+3 2. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video How to protect your car from hail

On a Stupidity scale of 1 to 10, that guy registers 150! :|
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-1 3. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video The Mute Button

More dumb Americans.
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-2 4. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video What an astronaut sees from space.

Calm down folks.
It's just a planet. :|
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+1 5. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Top fuel vs plastic cup

#3. No. It's even more boring than roundy-roundy racing.
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-5 6. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Top fuel vs plastic cup

Drag Racing.
Possibly the most boring sport in the world. :|
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-4 7. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Welcome to the magical shop

.... but American humans are more gullible than most.
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-5 8. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Welcome to the magical shop

Gullible people are easy targets for childish pranks.
And they don't come much more gullible than Americans.
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0 9. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video I Could Watch This Forever

#16. True, but burning wood still releases CO2 into the atmosphere, nuclear power does not.
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+40 10. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Need a hand to unload ?

Unbefuckinlievable. :D
But a good job it wasn't front-wheel drive. LOL.
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0 11. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video I Could Watch This Forever

#10. Fossil fuels need to be burnt to produce steam, thereby increasing CO2 and accelerating global warming.
My solution would be Nuclear Power. :|
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+6 12. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video SOMETHING

As funny as a wet fart. :|
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+5 13. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video I Could Watch This Forever

Awesome. :|
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-3 14. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video This wedding proposal puts all others to shame

Don't do it!
In ten years time she'll be fat and ugly and you'll have three shitty kids driving you nuts. :|
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+11 15. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Walrus Phonetics

He needs a shave. :)
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0 16. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Collision between two cargos in Singapore detroit

Pity the video stopped there.
I'd liked to have seen the punch-up after between the two captains.
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-2 17. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Workout on bars

If I didn't weigh 15 stone then I would.
Read my post properly next time. :)
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+3 18. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video This is why we love Poland

Drifting horse and cart.
Now I've seen everything. :O
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-2 19. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Ultimate Friendship Test

#14. So am I.
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-5 20. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Ultimate Friendship Test

#12. I know that superficially it sounds wrong, but think about it carefully and you'll see that it might be the only way forward, out of the misery that gambling addiction can cause friends and family. It can be utterly devastating. Remember the old saying: "Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind."

A couple of black eyes, perhaps broken ribs, the odd stab wound here or there or maybe the loss of a limb or two might be worth it in the long run.
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-10 21. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Minigun Slingshot

#4 You're not the only one. I agree with you.
This guy needs to grow up. :|
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+8 22. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Collision between two cargos in Singapore detroit

Judging by its speed and likely total weight, and my 30 years experience in the merchant navy, I estimate that it would take a ship that size almost three years to come to a complete standstill.
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-2 23. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Ultimate Friendship Test

If you pay off a gambling debt for someone, they'll almost certainly just return to their habit shortly afterwards and continue on as before.

Much better, and the mark of a true friend would be to refuse to provide money, and in doing so allow the gambler to get his head kicked in. This might act as a serious disincentive to further gambling.

Here endeth the first lesson. :|
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0 24. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Ultimate Friendship Test

Just another sad beer ad.
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+5 25. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Stunt man jumps over speeding Lamborghini

I'd like to see David Cameron try this.
I'll drive the car. :|
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-4 26. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video The Super Supercapacitor

#17. You really shouldn't berate yourself.
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-3 27. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Crazy traffic in India

#13. They're called Tuc-tucs.
I rode in one in Sri Lanka a few years ago.
An unforgettable experience.... never to be repeated. :|
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-4 28. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video The Super Supercapacitor

#12. You don't perceive the problems with this idea do you? Running a tiny light bulb for 5 minutes is vastly different to propelling a car and passengers for hundreds of miles. :(
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+12 29. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Why Do We Wear Clothes?

The real question should be:

"Why are we all so stupid that we continue to wear what the 'Fashion Experts' tell us to wear."
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-3 30. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Incredible 6,000 lb JDAM Airstrike in Afghanistan

#36. Sux-sonny. Devastating argument there. I'm guessing you were head of the school debating team? LOL. :D

Do a bit more U.S. brainwashed-patriot flag waving for us all would you? You are so amusing. :)
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-18 31. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video The Super Supercapacitor

Hmmm. He neglected to mention that a bank of supercapacitors needed to provide an electric vehicle with a realistic range of say... 2 to 3 hundred miles, would weigh over 10 ton! But hang on. More weight needs more energy to drive it, which means more capacitors, which means more weight, which means more energy required, which means more capacitors, which means more weight, which means...

Back to the drawing board guys. :|
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-3 32. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Incredible 6,000 lb JDAM Airstrike in Afghanistan

And if it were not for Americans and Brits in 2003, several million Iraqi people would still be alive right now.
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0 33. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Incredible 6,000 lb JDAM Airstrike in Afghanistan

#26. "....China ...... we can park a couple aircraft carrier strike groups off their coast and annihilate them...."

LOL. Yes of course you would. And the Chinese would probably not notice your ships were there and not bother to send a collection of missiles to reduce them to scrap.

When Yanks get all patriotic and aggressive, their weak grasp of reality comes to the fore and they just sound stupid.
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+28 34. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Incredible 6,000 lb JDAM Airstrike in Afghanistan

USA Expansionism 101:

Pick a country with its economy and infrastructure in tatters, one with a defending army that is to small and poorly trained.... invade and bomb the shit out of it.
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-1 35. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video How marbles are made

I bet he couldn't do that with a jam doughnut. :|
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+3 36. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video So this old man walks by a snake.....

I bet he couldn't do that to an elephant. :|
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+12 37. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Man vs Windshield WTF

Just stand on the brakes boy, then watch him take his first flying lesson. :|
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0 38. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Kevin Richardson and his pets

Wild animals, by definition, can never be 'pets'. This man is an idiot who will one day pay with his life for this foolishness, and the world will look and say: "ah well..." :|
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+4 39. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Instant Ice Cream Rolls By Street Vendor

I bet she couldn't do that with a tortoise.
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+5 40. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Incredible Drumline

#3 Are you seriously suggesting that ending world poverty, hunger and wars is no more difficult than getting twenty guys to drum in sync??? :S
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0 41. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Incredible Drumline

I'd like to see them try that with a banjo. :|
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+1 42. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Burning stuff with 2000ºF solar power using a Fresnel lens from a old TV

I agree with #2. That was immensely irresponsible. The can could have very easily exploded, covering the dickhead and the cameraman with burning petrol. Stupid. :|
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+2 43. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video "The most amazing beaver experience of my life"

It all smells a bit fishy to me. :|
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+4 44. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Unstable Matter: A Giant Moving Surface Containing Thousands of Steel Ball Bearings.

I doubt if that would work with bananas. :|
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+2 45. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Immovable Object vs Unstoppable Object : Who Wins?

At the centre of the universe, occupying the point where the Big Bang took place, is the Stationary point relative to which EVERYTHING ELSE moves.
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+19 46. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Hamster Trolls Policeman

I've already got one.
It's called a wife... :|
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+4 47. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Super Robot Dog

Nearly hit the lights.
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+3 48. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video One brick at a time...

Exploitation is a wonderful thing,
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-2 49. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Balloon crash during festival in Myanmar

Neat way to solve the overpopulation problem.
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+4 50. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video The walking dog

Obviously just a young boy dressed in a dog costume. :|
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-1 51. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Awesome paintballing

Nothing more than a silly car advertisement. :|
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+6 52. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video World's most insane rope swing.

Should be retitled "World's most hilarious arrow shot". :|
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-3 53. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video So Porsche designed a television...

The screens' vertical 'join' lines would ruin it for me.
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+5 54. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Awesome miniature car chase!

Hats off to the video editor. :|
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+5 55. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Dog rescue. Russian style...

#6. Great comment which made me laugh my socks off. Pity I couldn't have given you ten thumbs up! :D
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0 56. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video What Google glass will actually be like.

#8. Actually, some things did used to be better. And some things used to be worse. The trick comes in figuring out which is which.

New, different, ground-breaking and cutting edge, doesn't necessarily equate to 'better'. But fortunately for Google, the world is full of people who will embrace anything and everything 'new', no matter what.

I stand on the sidelines and observe all the sheep helplessly manipulated by the Marketing Masters. Like lambs to the slaughter, they are so amusing... in a sad kind of way... :S
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0 57. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Mini Car Fun

Looks great fun, but where I live the cops would come down on that like a ton of bricks. Driving on a public road with no vehicle tax, insurance or MOT. Busted! :|
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-1 58. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Amazing Mustang drawing

This is a well known trick.
He started with a picture, gradually used a pencil rubber to erase the entire drawing, and then ran the video backwards.
Easy. :)
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+59 59. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Most logical movie fight scene EVER?

100% believable. :|
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+2 60. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video A first look at Google Glass' UI

Finally able to watch this and was left with the same feeling I have about Facebook, Twitter and the whole social networking thing: 'Here I am - Look at me - This is what I did - Look at me - Look at me - LOOK AT ME!!!!'

What is the point??? :S
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+1 61. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video How children react when they feel that they don't have an equal share of food.

Now do the filming again, but this time with kids who are starving and haven't eaten in days. :)
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+1 62. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video A first look at Google Glass' UI

I looked, and looked and looked and...
All I saw was a black screen.
No Google glasses for me then!
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+12 63. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video There are good guys on Russian roads too

#6. Closes Petrol tank flap.
... Found the music - Gregorian: A Moment of Peace from the album "Masters of Chant- Chapter II"
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+7 64. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video There are good guys on Russian roads too

Nice vid, and I really dig this music.
Anyone care to enlighten me as to wot it is? :)
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-4 65. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video WW2 sniper gets to make some shots

Receiving an award, be it a medal or a black hat, for killing another human being, is wrong.
Fight to your death to defend your family, country and way of live if need be.
But don't wallow in it.
There is no glory whatsoever in taking someone's life.
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-4 66. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Daytona crash as filmed from the stands

Let's face it, watching cars race roundy-roundy is as borung as shit.
Of course some of the people who turn up to NASCAR are too stupid to realise how boring it is. (They are Americans after all).
The rest are there just to see the crashes.
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+2 67. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Shredding Glass

Awesome. :|
Tune in again next week, when our fearless heroes will make a snowboard out of porridge.
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+6 68. Kendo885 commented 11 years ago on video Helicopter Crash Caught On Camera While filming Top Gear Korea

Ouch! I bet that hurt. :S
At least he didn't land on top of the car.