What a load of horseshit! Germany is re-opening its coal plants. China keeps building new coal energy plants. India and other poor countries will first start using coal before they can afford nuclear. And economic crisis is now unavoidable. Immediate survival tops abstract ideas like "climate change". There are so many stupid claims in this video. The world has always been ending. Just the cause keeps changing every 5-10 years :-)

Most annoying voice i've heard this year so far.

Amsterdam camera is clearly in the wrong street

It even speaks!

Well gee.. of course he's fast. He has found a way to get rid of some extra weight. Seems like an unfair advantage to me.

Yeah, guess where it will find most use... yes, you guessed correct - porn.

#4 I think she is eating the same seeds as the birds

We had such device in the 80-s. It doesn't work well. It cuts only a very short range of grass and the wheels tend to slip. Looks good in theory but in reality it sucks.

Starts out nice but then the woman starts talking creepy things about herself.

The biking skills are good also

Get a room already, you two!

You mean like a plastic lung? Or maybe carbon fiber for space age look?

Just put it out of its misery. Porntube clearly won

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjfClL6nogo

#2 Not a problem at all today. There are graphics cards with real-time raytracing now. For example see here (i'm sure there are even better ones today - this is more than a year old game): https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2019/08/review-control-is-remedys-best-game-yet-and-a-ray-tracing-masterpiece/

Computer graphics is so good now that i can not tell if this is real or 3d graphics.

Year twelve thousand and twenty? 12020? What are these, duck years?

Lies! Deception! Fake news!
The video is 4 minutes and 19 seconds long. Not three seconds. I'm out of here!

Eugh. That looks disgusting

Bald enterntainment

Blonde enterntainment :p

Depends how you prime yourself. I ended up with Brain Needle

How about a finger next time? I bet that would be way more exiting

Most of that was done with very questionable quality.

#1 the kids grew up

Sure liked the fish tank the most

That was pretty funny.
Looked like he was going to fall asleep any minute

Whyyy???
#2 Dont do it. Waste of life.

I'm guessing France and protests against mister president Macaron

I still have a large scar on my finger from that day (one very similar)

Nice prank good find jj

I liked the old pervert smacking his lips. Other than that it was a bit boring. I guess i watch too much porn to get exited by this.

They really do anything for some food. No dignity whatsoever

#1 That certainly explains some things

JR does a good job staying polite. But probably wont be inviting that annoying guy again for a while.

Probably just good old stupidity, not malice.

Yeah.. they were just wrong about one little detail.. the company that will bring it

Poor family. Poor girl. I'm sorry for all of them. I hope they get the help they need.

Wtf did i just watch? This was waste of time because no commentary.

The tips in step 1 for dealing with pro strippers are useful!

Ugh. disgusting fingernails. also too long. why did i watch someone rolling a coil for 5 minutes?? arrrgh. must be because i'm drunk.

I had an old car i kept repairing. I put a lot of time and money into it. Rebuilt the engine, had it painted etc. But things kept failing as they tend to on an older car. At one point i realized that there is no end to parts that are going to break. But i had already invested so much.. grrr... so why not repair that current little problem and get to use it a bit more? So i did. And then another thing broke. Rinse and repeat.
Thankfully i was brought to my senses when i found that rust had eaten a large hole thru the passenger side footwell. Managed to sell it to some racing guys who basically just wanted it for the engine.

When the van is rockin' don't come knockin'

I thought this was going to be about people stepping in to stop drug and alcohol abuse or women beating on their husbands.
Perhaps you meant "inventions" instead of "interventions"?

Try some wagyu beef with desalinated water instead.

1. This game of giving preferential treatment to some minority groups is dishonest and motivated by personal gain. Everyone belongs to some minority group. And everyone also belongs to many more MAJORITY groups. Those oppressed minorities are not sheep. They are themselves oppressing other groups. This is natural and how society works. So why whine about it? Because they want an advantage over others, not equal rights. Dishonest to the core.
2. Did you know D. Murray is gay? So what is wrong with him?? Why is he betraying the movement? Perhaps not all gays think they are being oppressed? Perhaps normal people dont care who you fuck as long as you dont do it in the streets (think gay parade) and you dont try to get other peoples children to join you (gay or trans propaganda in schools and kindergardens).
But what do i know.. i'm just a bigot..

Dog milk for dogs, cow milk for cows. I guess she is offering her own. I would not mind. But i do hope it's not toxic like she seems to be
And what's with the flashes of animal abuse? Upsetting yes, but not convincing it is any kind of standard practice.

This one is brutal. Lots of people getting killed here. So be warned.

Did not convince me in the least.
His god sounds a lot like the one in Preacher. I think this insinuating of an old man sitting on the cloud somewhere, judging you, is what is turning reasonable people away from Christianity.
I suggest this instead:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL22J3VaeABQD_IZs7y60I3lUrrFTzkpat

They built a new bridge (seen near beginning), then dismantled the old one because it was dangerous to cross. The title should be "Someone built a new bridge in Russia". Believe me, that is unusual enough

Can i get an arterial bypass with that?

Hmm... I wonder what it tastes like

Well that did not explain anything

Once was bad enough

The dog is playing but the cats are stupid.

Cute butt!

Science? Really??

He got mad Snotr kept stealing his videos

It's like "possible only in Russia" except it's US.
Some helpful search keywords: banal, kitsch, unnecessary, blunt, stupid, bad taste, tasteless.

Vaping is stupid but the movement of air is interesting

Wrong category, this should be in documentaries.

Crazy santa. He made her way more dangerous by scaring her into running. Should have just recorded the license plate and called police.

Ants doing it

I liked the first half but the end was too dramatic.

Seems to me he crashed because some idiot on a bike was pestering him. And distracted everyone by driving between two rows of moving cars. What a dick.

She is clearly not competent on the subject and she even admits so (says she has not had such clients).
Just go read wikipedia if you want to know what the real differences are. She makes some claims here that are plain wrong. This video does more harm than good.

I like the one at 5:57. What was the teacher expecting by asking for opposite of "oral". I'm guessing "anal".
Oh, and special points for the previous question for opposite of "over" ... is "under". That makes sure to prime the teenage mind for correct answer to "oral".

#1 wrong. think of auto-correct. now the news-anchor will read it with stone face

I don't see the problem. He only mentioned one problem that they will likely start to attack people when population grows more. I take it that means they are actually not disrupting the local ecosystem. And i heard somewhere there are too many people already. Sounds like a win-win to me
Or why not just eat them? They sure look tasty to me. That ban on hunting will be lifted soon enough after there are too many.
Or breed a few generations and select for more docile temperament and bigger udders. Then use them instead of cows

#1, then go read that:
https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/11/spanish-scientists-enchroma-glasses-wont-fix-your-color-blindness/

Why not have some parody on Muslims for next? Oh right... that's not PC because they will come and knife you for it.

What a load of horseshit! This has nothing to do with science. It should be in propaganda category.

Too short! This should be at least 3 hrs long

Loved the music! So bad it's good

Now if he were smart he should say he is actually a transgender lesbian and suffering from lactose intolerance. I'm sure his new best buddy Trudeau would bail him out of any trouble

Wife is lazy

Clones.


(making it longer)

I feel sorry for the audience for having to tolerate this crap. I would escape but they are probably too polite to do that.

Just wait a couple of years and you will run from the sound of drones too.

Oil, candles and high voltage in ur kitchen without any protective gear. What could go wrong?

I love the child-like excitement in his eyes

I predict he will die horribly and soon. Can't wait for his next experiment! tehehe

He missed!

Finally a place to put all the garbage

Who's the sheep now biatch?

Re-sell in africa or south-america i would assume.

Trophy wife doesn't speak lol

What a dip-shit!

An idiot ruining machines for utube fame. Cool stuff! (not)
Gotta love the stiff Finnish accent

What a waste of everything

https://www.snotr.com/video/19633/An_astonishing_old_calculator_-_Numberphile

Maybe it's time for automatic dupe checker?

Or maybe not, considering this site is going dark soon

What an insipid canard. Anything to get those clicks at utube?

The correlation is between education and birth rate, not health. I can't imagine why he would try to push this lie. I think he is just plain evil.
#3 He cant make an operating system. The original parts he acquired in rather underhanded business deals and since then its his employees who maintain it. Bill is just a cut-throat businessman.

Well that got boring fast

It's the thought that counts

I like the porn-hole lol

Category: Science???
Did i somehow miss the part where there was a neurological analysis of the proposed phenomena?

People enjoy cocaine or wanking also. Doesn't automatically mean it's worth anything.

They sure don't look like they are 10 year old

There is no problem. You read from left to right and in a picture you notice what is in the center first. It's not that difficult to explain. I think the video author just had to come up with *something* for his next youtube clip.

#3 But free sex??

Is all Danish humor like this?

It can even hold your spare cucumber with ease! Doesn't look pervy at all!

Looks disgusting. Poor guys

He sure got old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6hI6QscPqg

They steal your handgrenade!!

priceless!

#3 Nope, this is great parenting. Except maybe for the part of videotaping it and posting online.

#1 So now's the chance to get those nasty videos thru and posted heheh Rotten.com, here i come!

Yep, pretty mush.
Got any good alternatives?

#5 but he does. one usually places the arrow in the middle, 90 degrees with the bow/string. he places it at an angle and offset from the center point. this causes the arrow to fly at an angle also. after a while the feathers will start to correct the path and normal flight resumes. i'll give it a try with my bow next time i go shooting

Such a terrific terrain and all he can come up with is a lawn? Poor cod.

No nitro injection?

I bet the doctor also reported no adverse effects to hair, toenails and sphincter. How about the lungs?

#4 don't forget children. people are still going to want to have children. it's immensely rewarding and gives life meaning. Not to mention it is one of the strongest urges in our (and any organisms!) biology. At one point, the state would have to start regulating who gets to have a child due to room and food constraints. Possibly you would have to pay money for each next year of life past some maximum age.
The social implications can not be understated. It would profoundly change and upend all of our social order. Doesn't sound nice to me!
That said, this will be just as inevitable as self-driving trucks taking away jobs from pro drivers, development of general AI and genetic engineering of humans (just to name a few). Technological progress can't be stopped. Maybe just slowed down a bit. Slowing down seems like a good idea to me.

#3 Why not allow posting links based on achievements. Or require some sort of captcha if comment contains link. Either way this is solvable problem. The devs are just lazy

Must have been a darn boring show if this was the best scene ever

The cameraman has ADHD

So what happens if he hits the wall at 200? Will the chair flip over?

Nurse! Quick, JJ needs his injection early today.

looks like pilot error to me. he over corrected for the wind. look at the rudder just before touchdown.

Where is this from?

#1 No. It's an educational opportunity. And you should not be allowed near children.

Lol at the end they sounded so disappointed

Sorry, but this is lame.

White power!

#6 lol, no man. nerves are color-coded of course

How to get a in navigating?

a cookie for anyone who remembers where that is from

When Emperor asks you a question, you answer!

#1 I think this is not funny and also i know for sure all cops are *not* bastards (had to google to find out what ACAB means).

I just wish he didn't move his lower body that way. It leaves the impression that the sounds are coming out of his arse. Otherwise pretty cool sounds.

#4 It depends on the car. From my personal experiences: Its really scary at 100 km/h in an old Lada; It starts to get scary in an old Honda Civic at around 160; It did not get scary until around 230 in VW Phaeton. This thing looks really wide and low, probably until 300 would be fine if the road is perfect. But i agree it's rather silly car. I guess only point is to show the owner has too much money and a small dick

Who let Austin out of his box again ffs?

Yes, yes, if you squint hard enough you can see Jesus in your peanut butter sandwich.

Plays fine with Chrome, doesn't play with Firefox, says "No video with supported format and MIME type found".

Hmm... i should invite him over.

#3 u sure? it might feel really great...

More like Gayvy

Strange holes will get you crabs.. he knows

Something for the ultra rich to show off with. Completely impractical otherwise.

I think would prefer Dr. Octagon over these monkeys.
youtube.com/watch?v=2qK_gO965xU

That poor thing was just scared stiff, not drowning lol

#3 You just can't help yourself do you? You keep regurgitating all the officially acceptable mainstream narrative and what's worse you truly believe in what you are saying. You are a real testament to the modern industry of public opinion. I feel sorry for you and i am also afraid of people like you because you will think and do whatever your masters want you to do. I hope you get better one day. Also try not to hate everyone so much. Maybe go take a walk in a forest?

Dirty baby

She likes to talk

#11 Me and Fox might be racist (i'm not denying it nor am i ashamed of it) but you're the one who is full of hate here.

#8 It's not the term that is offensive, it's the people whom it's about. It doesn't matter how you call them. After they have sullied their new name they will invent a new one and demand other people start using it instead.
Lots of businesses use the same technique.

Little bastards! I dont think this is funny.

Well that was boring...

#3 Only when you're put on hold.

Fun and useful!
I approve.

#7 That's pretty childish thinking you have. Is someone paying for your upkeep that allows you to dream that way? Most artists don't have a sponsor. They eat when they manage to their sell art. Sure, one can make a few nice paintings or videos besides own day job that was funded with money from own day job. But that's called a hobby!
No money = no art. It's that simple.

#2 that was another project he had a while ago

Wait a minute, didn't the author of these videos ask to take it down from here already?

That poor thing was running for it's life. I mean the fox... but maybe same could be said about the dog

Is this what they call negro poop humor?

Why ruin an otherwise interesting subject with addition of feminist propaganda?

Looks like energy efficiency was not one of the goals.

Heheh... someone is getting fired

#3 nope, caught my eye as well
also the pharmacist is right on the corner.

Needs more dynamite

Creepy song. i like it!

He does not look happy

I just puked a little in my mouth

What a load of horseshit. This ad is designed for people who have so much money they don't know what to do with it. And none of the above shenanigans are necessary to achieve very good quality sound. Also the guy lacks any charm and looks like a complete shmuck. Maybe it's a good video because it evoked such strong feelings of disgust

Why not assign new admins or moderators (or whatever the class is for users who could approve suggested videos) while you're gallivanting around?

Female only version please!

Now just need torrent links to each of them

Hey look at mee!!!

pathethic

First ad i liked in a looooong time

That's strangely erotic

Eugh.. wtf did i just watch?

You hetero-faschist pig! Why do you assume he would have a wife? Maybe he has a husband? Or maybe he gender-identifies himself as a horse!?

Oink oink!

I guess i won then

Enough with the engine porn already

The process was much more interesting than the kitschy result.

Ugh... two guys having fun in the toilet

If it says "funniest video ever" then it's pretty much guaranteed to not be funny. This is not an exception.

He was speeding so he deserved it

Oh snap!

nasty

So funny it had to loop 4 times... really?

And then the math teacher walks in and clears the board without second thought

I think its possessed

"if someone tries to rob you - do not fight back" -- wtf kind of stupid advice is that??! that will cause more robberies to occur

Mudman is back yay!!

But wait.. isn't he going backwards with his civilization? Last time he had already invented tiled roofs and potatoes.

annoying narrator

They forgot to mark the wiretapped locations

Is snotr under dos attack or did someone forgot to pay their first cdn invoice?

#10 you must mean the rude asshole who listens offspring and enjoys provoking conflict in traffic. yeah, i agree.

Wow... what an asshole. Too bad she missed

It's good material to learn how to deal with russian bullies. Still, one day, a driver will come with an AK on the passanger seat....

I do have a suggestion for the HTML5 player. I don't know how much you can customize the layout but there is a small annoyance:
when trying to go back to the start of the video by clicking on the track near beginning, it is very easy to mistakenly trigger the sound volume bar which causes the video time bar to shift away. then going for the new position, one leaves the volume track which then disappears and once again the time trackbar shifts out from under your mouse cursor. it would be much better if the sound bar would pop open upwards instead so the video time track would stay in constant position.

keyboard shortcuts for player would be nice also. same like in vlc player. left-right for forward/back (ctrl+left/r for long jump forward/back). up/dn for volume up-down.

They look so young!!

Seems to work pretty good now indeed.

This is fake! There are no berries in the winter.

I like the first 9 seconds. Could watch that in a loop all day

unsuccessful choice of music

If those moms kids are eating like that then the problem is those moms have not bothered raising their kids.

#1 You wont

I like the title heheh

I guess this is what it takes to get them to school

Nearly 5 minutes of lame jokes. Eugh

#1 Of course he does! The woman in the middle is Jesus' wife but now that they live in a commune, she's "friendly" with everyone. And that shirtless old man (the cult leader) is a silver tongued devil. He likes to take long walks alone (but actually with a different girl every time) . I think her belly is starting to get bigger lately... hmm

Wrong category again! Should be in ads.

Frank looks like a carrot

Made by 12yo?

Clearly the pregnant scared scared woman was a jerk too. I think they deserved each other perfectly.

Yeah, for two days no less!
I guess he was hoping for many likes in f***book 'n utube. I would not be surprised if he nailed one of them on the track himself.

Ugh... here we go again trying to rename things and make people feel good (mostly about themselves) by not saying things how they really are.
1. it's not nice to say to anyone he or she is ugly. if you do that then you dont know how to behave.
2. some people are ugly as fuck. it doesn't matter if they are beautiful inside.
3. ugly and beautiful and how we humans perceive that, come from evolution. beauty is associated with healthy and good genes, it indicates good choice for reproduction. ugly usually means bad genes or disease which instructs us to stay away. this system is still very much relevant and dependable.

Feel free do downvote

20 minutes? wth

He made the right choice considering the circumstance - icy road, noticed too late to stop or speed up, uncertain if can make it before.

#4 Don't do video explosion. Go out with your dog for a walk and relax instead.. maybe meet someone nice Try to publish a steady 3-4 clips per day. I think that is optimal.
Reliable comment reply notification means you would have to have threaded comments (with reply link/btn/whatever). Just with the # and number i think wont work. Otherwise the idea has some merit imo. I think many of the regulars here check for replies under previous clips (and thus cause unnecessary data traffic due to clip loading).
just my opinion...

This is an ad for something. Vacation spot? Real estate? And a boring one at that.

shit everywhere and not a single leaf left. i imagine the smell is not nice there. yes... you laugh now but when the food runs out that one rabbit will go for the jugular. and once they discover the taste of blood there will be no stopping them...

I bet those punks were the ones that sabotaged the rails and then stayed to film what happens.

Is this dupe Tuesday?

https://www.snotr.com/video/6366/If_animals_could_talk

Eww. I feel violated now.

Clearly she has a plan for them: 3:13

The narrator ruined this otherwise interesting topic by rushing way too much. Slow down man!!

Think of all the dog shit. I would not want to be there.

I thought we already had one of those...

Not smart getting so close to them

#1 is exactly right. every proper housewife knows this trick (because how else you gonna get that nasty wedding ring off when you want to go meet your lover ) i recall we have discussed this soem time ago here already. perhaps there even was another clip on the same subject (not dupe though).

Anonymously on facebook? olol

dupe
https://www.snotr.com/video/4937/How_to_find_the_water_from_a_Baboon

Inspirational? As in target number for Hillary to try and top?

I would suggest documentaries instead.

The oil was clear and undersides were perfectly clean. These cars had not been used at all. I don't understand why they destroy brand new cars. What a waste of resources. Wtf!?

#1 Maybe it's a gay wedding?

#1 be careful what you wish for :p

Now we know what mr Nobody looks like

I skipped to the end and it was still boring

Director to crew: "Ok, hose the blood and guts from pavement again and get ready for take 24. I have a good feeling about this one!!"

#2 That's the original source of the word but my meaning was more from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technology_evangelist
In NdT-s case i guess "science evangelist" would be more exact. I guess his job is to inspire youngins (who pays him?). For me he is incredibly annoying. Not even sure why. I just get the same feeling that i get when someone is trying to con me.

#3 no thank you!

Really mom... just baked peas for dinner??

I bet it's great fun camping out and watching the stars like that but man it makes a boring video for others to watch

Obviously he needs to protect his food. Otherwise that big grey bastard will come and gobble everything up (aka mom).

Too short! I could watch that all day long

Perhaps it's someone in Crimea trying a little provocation (from a safe distance )? The correct answer would have been Ukraine.
Notice that one drunkard guy ready to go fuck him up for that (only his buddy stops him).
I might be way off though....

I think the grandson is a jerk for not helping out and filming instead.

Poor judges

The man really loves his holes!

I bet sooner or later they piss off the wrong asshole and there will be no more "Stop a douchebag" videos...

#1 It's pretty good yeah

Wow.. it even comes with a cute wuman with big boobs!
(though she might have been an actor hired to make the crew more appealing).

#2 it's for finding oil and gas deposits.

#4 but everyone needs to get a turn, right? next up is a gay or transvestite

Also fun reading and clip here:
http://www.infowars.com/there-is-a-mainstream-media-conspiracy-to-hide-hillary-clintons-rapidly-failing-health/

What a waste

Are you sure you want to end up on my dinner table?

Should be in ads.

Would not mind having one of these in my garage

Muted the annoying soundtrack. Ugh!

Reminds me of that move Idiocracy

I only heard "she wants her poodle cleaned". I would. For free

But is it tasty?

I think the cats are going to fix this soon...

This is an ad for some car. Put it in commercials where it belongs.

Future CEO of Claytech Industries Unlimited - where the past becomes the future!

#2 thanks thunders!
all rested and ready to spew cynical comments

Pretty sure that's another dupe. Too drunk to look it up.

Stand by for a cease and desist letter from IOC Snotr

Forgot to bring a match?

hmm... she seems to be demonstrating absence of abstract thought.
i think if she were asked how long it takes to get from her home town to the next city via car then she would know that instantly.
this is what sets apart modern educated people and native tribal cultures. there has been some scientific research done about that.
at least she's pretty. and in the end that's more than enough to get by

....but i still don't want to pay her unemployment fee because i'm not getting any from her!

#10 i didn't mean pensioners (though some "pensioners" have well earned the title - check here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/02/eu-demands-britain-pays-pensions-of-1730-eurocrats-in-wake-of-br/). i meant those who are unemployed on purpose. And, at least you're still getting some pension! Enjoy it! According to all current predictions, i will not be getting any pension when i reach your age because there will not be enough working citizens. the government is "working on a fix" for the past 5 years. i think there is going to be a new government here coming next elections. a conservative one instead of the current leftist-liberal. and the current one is so scared now. the propaganda machine resembles the soviet times already. it's kind of funny even

here's some more nice socialism for you
https://www.amnesty.org/en/latest/news/2016/07/venezuela-new-regime-effectively-amounts-to-forced-labour/

well then.... no wonder nobody likes what he's saying (judging from the idiotic comments #1-3 and the video rating). unfortunately he forgot to mention that wellfare state is also not possible to maintain in the long run due to ever increasing costs for the "services". many of the european wellfare countries are already in trouble because only half of the working age population is actually working and they need to support the other half who are leeching on the social support (i hear in GB there are now actually 2-nd generation leeches -- the parent and child both have never worked a day and are completely dependent on social support). the less people a country has the more quickly the system implodes but a big country (like Spain, Greece.. or US) can get by quite some time before the issue becomes critical. there are systems in place that can postpone the effect (such as printing more money) but in the end there is no escape.
here, all the infrastructure systems are already being rained in because state does not have enough money (we are only one million people country) to upkeep all the benefits. for example (there are plenty more) they plan to close all except 3 big hospitals that will be centralized to the 3 biggest cities. the sick will have to take a bus to get help. more than 150km from some places. but at least in theory it's free

Hmm.. for highly repetetive motion you say... i could think of a use for one

Start at 0:38 to skip poor view.

#4 they probably ate it

cool stuff but he really needs someone else to present it. he mumbles too much and is boring. also he sucks at tetris

#2 so that's what "balls of steel" looks like

Pathetic instead of funny (which i assume he was going for). Never seen an attention whore so old.

Why such "epic" music?

Wrong category. This should be in documentaries.

Interesting subject and clear explanation. More videos like this please!

#2 not really -- take a look at the Canadian flag in the background - the turning part has been sped up a lot and it's still slow. i hope the guy didn't quit his day job yet

http://bearmageddon.com/2016/07/08/the-advantages-of-bear-spray/

same goes for those rocks. "knock him out with that rock" ololol

#2 That doesn't sound Russian to me. I'm guessing Hungarian.

I'm sure he will order a new one from Amazon right-away. Disgusting idiots.

What a nice surprise today. Looks like all my whining finally payed off
Good job on finally ditching the flash player! Can't stress that enough!

Saves me having to spoof my browser as mobile so i could download the videos and play in VLC
I also don't dislike the new layout.

Some minor garbage issues for me because i have fonts.gstatic.com blocked (up-downvote and some other pictograms are displayed as text).

Hmm.. looks like auto-play is active when arriving on the video page but off when posting or updating a comment. Which is good. However, as someone else also pointed out above - it would be good to have auto-play off always (because arriving from RSS links). Or perhaps turn it off when arriving via RSS but keep when navigating via the "More videos" scroller? Best would be to have an option in each users account settings so everyone could tune it to their likes.

#1 now just wait for the knock on the door hehe

Most new printers are wifi enabled and get ip settings via dhcp by default (=they get internet access). It's not very hard to imagine a built-in automatic notification function to some central server when someone tries to scan or print money.

Terrible sugar abuse! This should be outlawed.

Also - https://imgur.com/WGhuLFG

Copy-paste fail? (regarding description)

Creamy... heh heh

Haha... the clip conveniently excludes the getting in and out part where everything collapses on you

Leaning tech -> Learning tech

vsauce beats snuff videos any day

This is an ad for Stihl chainsaws

I'd call this a good effort but needs more work to actually sink it. I hope he gets another chance soon

#4 because when not america, uk or china then must be russia. oh, also there's a Lada.

He sure is ready for the zombie apocalypse.

I bet it's gay.

Looks like they got some inspiration from Terra Formars

When (nearly) grownup (wo)men do stupid shit and get hurt then it's often funny. When small kids do then it's usually not.

http://www.snotr.com/video/15923/Grizzly_Bear_rolling_down_a_hill_at_Denali_National_Park

that's a whole new level to feet fetish :p

2:55 This could also be useful in some situations

Cool products. I'd buy one. I wonder why they cut out those customers who wanted to buy.

Note to self: remember to feed the belt and never put edibles in my new man-purse.

Nice forearms @3:48

The point of using coal is to slightly smoke the grilled food. It's not because we don't know any better. There are gas and electric grills but coal is still considered superior when the end result is most important.

Still pretty cool idea. Easy to take along on a camping trip.

Clayman is back!

I think he destroyed the dictionary prematurely

It's dead Jim

Wow.. just how stupid can one be? A mommy bear with cubs and they let her get this close??? This was just blind luck they survived at all.

Just.... priceless!

Thanks Thundersnow!

What, no mud this time?

Lemons don't grow in the north. Also it's pretty damn unlikely one would have a lemon, copper nails, zinc nails and steel wool but no lighter or matches

A carrot for him for good effort though

I think there is a far more simple and likely explanation - she participated in an orgy. Twice.

So much stupid

That's pretty cool device but wont that damage the tree? the vibrations seem quite violent.

I need one now!!!

Old man but still lighting farts

Nothing new there. That's why i always knock on the body of the ATM (hollow plastic vs thick metal sound completely different) and take a long critical look at it before putting my card in

Any excuse to play with mud again

Maybe he can make an axe for himself now

Good example of poor weapon design. The magazine should not go in backwards at all. Killing needs to be simple so even stupid people can do it

Great for making sex toys

How did the car end up in the middle of the river?

The landlord is a pimp?

They may get all the chicks that way but still no pussy.

Barking mad. I like it.

Lightning in the dust cloud is interesting phenomena.

Also who builds a nuclear power plant next to an active volcano??? :o ...japanese apparently :s

These people seem to enjoy being covered with jet exhaust.

I want that big gun too now.

Damn Thundersnow... first you make me want heroin, now guns.. what the hell man?

Officer "White" lol

Now i want some!

Damn that's one ugly and stupid man... from Massachusetts

Pretty sure this is an an for Seat

Meh, that's easy -- they faked the water problem just to throw off the skeptics, John Smith just fell for that trap.

#1 Lol no, are you stupid? Underwater was in the 60-s and 70-s. Now they use greenscreens and CGI obviously.

Now i want to go strangle someone

"Disagreements often ended in fist fights" i can imagine that hehehe

Reminds me of "2 girls 1 cup".

Again with the emo porn. I just don't get it why people need to publish their most private and intimate moments.

Is this a bad joke or a real thing?
What a piece of shit. Slightly larger... rrright

#1 I vow to post at least as many grumpy comments as i did this year

#2 you'll never know!

...only perhaps when you buy your first chapstick a week from now

#3 Why would i edit it? it's bloody perfect! Don't take it so personally.
PS! hate xmas even in July

The New Shepard looks like a penis

How to tell sex from looking at fingers?

Why do they have to scream like that? :s

I dunno.. none of the big "revelations" clicked for me. I guess i had too many globes.

Oh go get a room you two

Good ad for RR

I thought i was watching e-fukt

They should have removed the brain too while at it. The empty space could be used as cupholder.

Rednecks

#4 Yes, i am seizing the moment to spread my xenophobic outlook. i make no excuse for that. i think a healthy dose of xenophobia is essential for survival of smaller communities and the cultural diversity they maintain. And to answer your second question, if they had been white then i would not have spewn generalizations. But the clip being from Finland, it's pretty solid conclusion they are not natives. And to clarify further, i am not a racial extremist -- i don't hate anyone based on the color of their skin. Hope that clears up any confusion you might have had

If you just want a loud bang then dont need to mix the two powders at all.
Just harvest the matchheads, powder them and wrap in aluminium foil. 3-4 layers of foil is good (depends on your foil.. some are very thin). should end up with 15x15mm squares. now place one on a brick and hit with a hammer (hard, unlike in the video). it will make a huge bang. depends on how many layers of foil you use and how much powder. and it wont ever go off by itself = safer.

It's cool he builds stuff and the wife helps. Less and less young people these days who want and know how to build anything.
But that table turned out damn ugly IMO

That's really creepy
Sure that's not a midget or computer animation?

Must be all those US government bonds china has.

Brave kid

It's a wonder they have not been shot yet

he made it from wood

Reminds me of Kevin from The Office
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Malone

Awesome workshop. But it didn't look like something where a professional works for living. More like a playground of a rich dude. And yes, i'm envious
IMO, the box for a laptop was a waste of time and good materials.

#4 Ololol heheh
#3 Yes! Something like this: https://imgur.com/Izb0mQP

PS! Too late for the condom.

#1 If they love each other then i dont want to watch.

Edit #3:
Its something that will either happen naturally or not at all. I guess there will be an opportunity to teach it our morale values for a while but in the long run it might not matter. And that's the real problem with implementing the mentioned (or any) rules.

It's safer (for us as humans) not to develop one. The rules of nature (survival of the fittest) give reason to doubt our survival.

What record?
According to your link he's a student. I saw no publications either.

#2 Actually i've worked as a programmer/software developer for about 25 years now. What you and he is arguing about are not AI but just a programmed machine that follows some fixed logic. An AI's mind would be basically like ours only created artificially. You would not teach it what an apple is via programming but rather via experience. The programming part would be setting up the facilities necessary to store and retrieve data and do some low level processing stuff (perhaps similar to our central nervous system). The complex programming (and engineering) task is teaching it the ability to learn. Once that is in place, the high level stuff will follow by itself (self awareness, reasoning, morale, moods etc). Those you can not program (at least not directly). And that's the real problem with implementing the mentioned (or any) rules.

That's one long selfie stick

Meh.. those are just failed fails.

#2 He was checking if the laws of physics still work.

The village idiots new bike

This is how you report on a scam. Vs the oil change story that was just revolting to watch.

#1 just you wait until the taxmen hear about this. he'll be prosecuted in not time at all

#5 it's because you dared to comment on the annoying/broken autoplay function. Someoen is really touchy on the subject.

This is in effect an ad for the weed business.

Sounds like Arnold, looks like him too... perhaps a cousin

Looks like no food tonight

#2 Thanks for interesting/informative comment.

wtf @6:36

Just... lame

It's not amusing. For me anyway.

Wow. Is this for real?
A real person can't possibly be this stupid. It's like a character from the movie Idiocracy. Being this stupid should be illegal.

lol @-7

#4 Think p0rnz!

Old chinese man making terrible noises. Then, vivaldi and nice mountain view, then back to glass walkway and terrible old man noise.. repeat.

I bet they drink red bull too!!

#2 It's Russia, i bet it didn't ever raise his eyebrow.

Funny to watch but quite bad behavior by the women. The dog will learn think its okay to not follow orders.

#4 Yea, whats up with the autoplay again??

More! Need more snails!

mmmh

He should of hired a catholic priest, not a hot milf to scare the boys.

#3 At those speeds there wont be any viable organs left.

Doing this on public road is damn irresponsible. I'm fine with the drivers choosing to end themselves but what about all the other people in traffic?

I hope that when they finally die in a horrible crash it wont involve any bystanders.

Calling it 1 trillion FPS is misrepresenting what the thing actually can do.

This camera can take one single picture of bullet going thru an apple. Then you need another apple for the next frame and so on. It only works with light. Which is of course interesting but quite limited when compared with regular high speed cameras.

#4 Because you watched new clip on efukt?

#4 - pretty sure it is! Could use some more snails though.. mmm

Mmm... erotic

Haha, i love the trolling (even if unintentional)

I'm sure HE is having a lot of fun. The audience not so much though.

#1 A boy or a girl or still pending?

PS! Best red bull commercial so far

Must be pretty meaningless life then

Cthulhu in a cup

The judges didn't look very impressed. Instead they had something more interesting in their laptops.

Clever bear found a way to get close enough to those juicy unsuspecting tourist yum.

I'm sure she would have enjoyed a longer ride. Damn kids ruining it again.

Seems like a perfectly reasonable reaction to the pestering idiot.

Icecaps melting, climate change, species going extinct, pollution, etc. all that is not a problem for nature. Only for us people. Because we need rather specific conditions to survive. And we get what we deserve. End of the human species would not make me sad.
The clip is a bit obnoxious though.

#2 that's because you didn't drink enough red bull first

lolwtf

category: failed ads

I like the one at 6:38
That's exactly how i feel about those annoying things myself. Just stop harassing the poor animals. They really don't like the damn things. Even a recent study revealed drones cause animals (bears in that case) heart rate to rise rapidly - a clear indication of stress.

#4 Thanks for the info. It's good to know something is brewing and there is hope
The test player had some performance issues on my end.
Also seems the auto-start is now off yay

Good, a step (back) in the right direction. Now just need to turn of auto-start and i can maybe finally stop pretending to be iOS to use the site normally.
Still a HTML5 player is too much to hope for i suspect...

Hmm... there must be a balloon or perhaps a crane where the wires are hanging from that is not showed in the clip

#5 Did you type that on your iphone?
Those same countries heavily rely on the cheap Chinese products and services made possible by such behavior.

Kind of predictable but i still enjoyed the awkwardness.

Good choice of music

That's actually cool invention.
Only problem if you go too slow it will sink
Oh, and also game over when the engine gets flooded.

#2 I'm sure he will in due time.... fap-fap-fap

Naw, that's one of those full body condoms. You can never be too safe these days.

Studio noe is the real cool shit here hehe

Also.. wtf, 3 big guys had the time to get a camera out and running, run towards the train, find a red flag and whatnot else but failed to push the car off the tracks?

Ok, 2nd edit. Now i think they were even more stupid. I get the impression the car was fine and could have driven off the hump, it's just that the retards didn't want to scratch the bottom and thought a 10000T train would stop so they could save their precious limo.

Failed product name
Imagine going to a shop and asking:
"Hey, do you have madramps? I'm looking for madramps!"

#8 How about you fix the auto-start already so one could adjust the volume before playing the video?

Clearly he is quite insane At least he stays at home and doesn't bother anyone

How about a loud noise warning in the title?

Artificial tentacles

Just because he stopped filming doesn't mean he got away. I think what happened next was too embarassing to publish.

I guess the guys can't get chicks any other way.

Clearly a fake and not even funny. Are they trying to popularize plain vandalism?
Any sane person target of such action would file a report to police.

I think cleaning the Shinkansen train will take a bit longer, maybe 10 minutes.

Please fix the auto-start in the new player

I enjoyed the the evil parents laughter. Bastards.

A car just "went airborne"? Seriously?
Filed under production defect maybe?

Nice choice of music

Drama Queer

Sounds about right..

@10:27:
Stapp: "I have sex in my car"
Interviewer: "Why you six hundred mile an hour rascal you!!"

That guy will get sued by Lego in no time

I planted a rock 5 years ago, still nothing

There is no such tech (yet?) to render a face from dna sample.

Hoverboard
Looks like a big-ass quad to me.
Marty didn't have to wear earplugs either

#8 Good neus. Thanks.

The auto-play is annoying. I open new items from RSS to background tabs and Snotr now starts playing even if it's not active tab. The old player behaved.

Bring back the old player until you're ready to deploy a nice HTML5 player :p

Flash (the horrible security hole that it is) is thankfully on it's way out. You should be using a HTML5 player. The switch to another flash player is pointless.

Many things are exiting to do but boring to watch. this is one of those.

Hmm... should try this at work

Where's the rest of the clip?

What is this... a tvshop ad?

Anyone who ever owned and actually used a toolbox will instantly realize this is a pile of crap.

That's NOT what meat tastes like

bloody hipsters

oumaigaad i got that on cameraaaa!!!!

Hehe, i think there is minute missing from the end

Surprisingly boring video considering the subject.

Wow, that's so stupid it's awesome. As this system is relying on the rivers flow, one could just put a simple funnel in the stream and get much bigger volume/stronger pressure in the hose. And no moving parts required.

Strangely erotic

I find this video is sexist. Doesn't matter if man or woman. Or if the one slapping is male or female. It's not ok to slap anyone. Maybe except jackDjohnson

I think the dog is trying to mount the roo at 44

There you go.. aliens!

Damn that's boring. No lasers firing, no aliens.. pfft

Now only thing missing are torrent links to each of those movies

He clearly went nuts but in a good way

http://iverly.com/iverly/index.php?comic=1

That giant snot logo could easily be on the empty dark corner instead of distracting over quarter of the video.
Also what you're looking for is called faraday suit obviously.

#1 and so is the regular old web. even more so.

duh, a simple netstat command would have given his IP

nuff said

Oh no! What have you done stupid researchers!!!

Well i on other hand noticed that the girls arms got hit by the end of the ladder and she was probably hurt.
She has a nice ass though.

Looks like TV shop to me

So what can we expect next on family safe Snotr?
Snuff films?

I think the fail was by the people filming and laughing like retards while a tree was destroyed and a car damaged instead of notifying the truck driver. Even a quick honk from the car horn might have prevented this from happening.

Disgusting.

Looks more like "deathboat" to me

Horrific audio. To hear him talking i must turn up the volume. And then the audience yells "wooo" and claps extra loud
Maybe someone could apply some sound normalizing and re-upload?

Meh
Someone just ate the tag off the sharks back because it looked like a small garbage fish.

Have the internets really run out of interesting videos?

Something fishy here... i saw no red bull or gopro.. wierd

#9 gotta agree with you there. i have the mentioned logitech z5500 setup installed in a 5x6 meter room. connected via optical to creative sb x-fi. and i'm not impressed. the speakers have distinctly weak midrange. i'll probably replace the set when i have free time to research what with.

also too old to be impressed with the car now

So this passes for science today?

They know what happens to those that don't obey

And now for 100 dollars:
doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different result is the definition of what condition?

A new iPhone is out?

I wonder who are the 6 people who have upvoted a video they can't even view

Run Rick! Gooo!

Gotta love em hysterical women

Low blood pressure.
It's possible to learn when it's starting to happen and either sit down quickly or force own blood pressure up to avoid passing out. You get a few seconds to react. I imagine most tall persons are familiar with this problem.

infuriating camera work

After several failed attempts he finally manages to injure himself. Good job.

The cyclist reminds me of this guy: http://www.snotr.com/video/13084
(but not in a funny way)

Also from the way he ignores "give way" signs and then yells at cars it looks like he is trying to prove something. Only a complete idiot tries to ignore laws of physics and prove he is more right the cars that have 150-300 times his mass.

Owner in training

This has potential to be the next "thing".
His board is just a little bit too low. Hmm... i should start manufacturing those rail boards. I'll be rich in no time

#4 nope, you are. those limits you mention are the same to your net contract as your electricity contract has in amperage = maximum throughput.
The power company bills you by kW used. In net usage that directly equates to kB transferred. If we were billed by kB transferred then things would be fair.

But would you agree to that if your ISP sent you a notification that starting tomorrow, that's how things are going to be? No?? You would switch ISP the next day? Though so.

And THAT's the real problem here. Can't change an established market like that overnight.

PS! I realize this is the last place attempt to have intelligent discussion. My original comment was the fault of alcohol. I am sorry. Wont do it again. Unless drunk.

I wonder why downvote this clip. It's interesting and educational. I also wonder why the snake just didn't turn back after finding the ground hot.

I predict dream recording will revolutionize the porn industry.

at least she's not dangerous to self or others.. i think :unsure:

#1 i'm not so sure about that

This clip could use some severe cutting or at least some enjoyable music.

/skipped 6 minutes and still felt too long/

more like hungry. i know that voice all too well :/
the bloody things come brushing and purring only when they want food.

#1 you can do it at home yourself - all you need is a match or a lighter. just make sure to wear pants

so that's what the world looks like for small minded people

#2 - nope, you're not

Snotr is now showing TV shop ads?
a new low

That dog looks cool, kind of like t-rex. This should totally be the next thing!
With tail cutting being forbidden and all

For whatever reason, 3:30 reminds me of space odyssey 2001

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUUtiQC_WoA#t=85

must be the music

And looks like it probably didn't even fall out from that car

The unnecessary (not funny) profanity loving admin strikes again. You're not alone 3 & 4

/ edit /

Speaking of the devil
We get the joke. Believe me. The annoying music i kind of understand and can tolerate. But the title adds nothing. Rather takes away

Looks pretty accurate to me

#4 I think the idea is to prevent biased voting. You get to see the number after voting so it's not secret either. I think i like it.

Sweet.

But i think the two other chimps were jealous for the hugs though

boring oil ad

like!
way more interesting+educational than attention whores climbing buildings or stupid red bull ads.

Hypnotizing

But i would imagine the steel sheet has very sharp edges. One wrong slide and we get goat slices

I love the guy that can't decide where to hide the vodka

lol
looks like his next project will be re-inventing the bicycle - he already has a rough sketch ready in the next room. with square wheels an all

I like you Tom. You often save me from typing the same things :p

Another idiot driver who should have payed more attention to the road ahead. At least there were no cows hit this time.

He's more convincing that the Finnish guy olol

at least she didn't catch fire

Craftmanship
It's always satisfying watching a master at work.

anothr silly red bull viral ad..

Now where are those awesome watering airplanes from few clips back?

Prisoners training for next crime in the yard

#2 what? you mean "boring and waste of money"?