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+38 1. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Tuvan Throat Singing

#1 What woman? :S
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+37 2. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Black Racer snake having a seizure

I wonder why downvote this clip. It's interesting and educational. I also wonder why the snake just didn't turn back after finding the ground hot.
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+36 3. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Truck utterly fails making a u-turn in a parking lot

I think the fail was by the people filming and laughing like retards while a tree was destroyed and a car damaged instead of notifying the truck driver. Even a quick honk from the car horn might have prevented this from happening.

Disgusting.
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+34 4. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Cat asking for a stroke

Owner in training
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+29 5. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Wood Planing Art

Craftmanship 8-)
It's always satisfying watching a master at work.
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+27 6. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Photoshop has gone too far

#4 I think the idea is to prevent biased voting. You get to see the number after voting so it's not secret either. I think i like it.
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+24 7. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Food Additives Explained

Where's the rest of the clip? :(
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+24 8. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video How To Make Fire With A Lemon

Lemons don't grow in the north. Also it's pretty damn unlikely one would have a lemon, copper nails, zinc nails and steel wool but no lighter or matches :D

A carrot for him for good effort though :P
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+24 9. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Neighbour Tries to Shoot Down Drone

Wow... what an asshole. Too bad she missed
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+23 10. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video “Slap her", children's reactions

I find this video is sexist. Doesn't matter if man or woman. Or if the one slapping is male or female. It's not ok to slap anyone. Maybe except jackDjohnson :P
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+22 11. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Just a Man Ironing a Shirt

like!
way more interesting+educational than attention whores climbing buildings or stupid red bull ads.
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+21 12. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video A Normal day in a Russian Supermarket

I love the guy that can't decide where to hide the vodka :x
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+21 13. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Meanwhile in Romania...

The village idiots new bike
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+19 14. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Stairway to heaven: Fireworks artist creates stunning ladder in mid-air

Hmm... there must be a balloon or perhaps a crane where the wires are hanging from that is not showed in the clip
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+19 15. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video GoPro: Pole Vaulting With Allison Stokke

That's one long selfie stick
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+19 16. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video You'll never forget this moment

Wow.. just how stupid can one be? A mommy bear with cubs and they let her get this close??? This was just blind luck they survived at all. :S :S :S
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+18 17. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video The Evolution of Walter White

Spoiler alert!

If you haven't watched the series yet then you might want to skip this one ;)
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+18 18. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Over-crowded trains and ferrys

i wonder why they dont keep a ladder or two in the train station. would be so much safer. :)
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+17 19. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Drama Queen

Drama Queer
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+17 20. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Scooter Escape

Just because he stopped filming doesn't mean he got away. I think what happened next was too embarassing to publish.
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+17 21. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Luciano Rosso craziest playback ever !

Barking mad. I like it.
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+16 22. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Foodies Kill Their Food For The First Time

bloody hipsters
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+16 23. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Tool time

What is this... a tvshop ad?

Anyone who ever owned and actually used a toolbox will instantly realize this is a pile of crap.
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+16 24. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Designing Your Own One-Of-A-Kind Rolls-Royce

Sounds like Arnold, looks like him too... perhaps a cousin :P
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+16 25. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Underground methane bubbles

Forgot to bring a match? >:)
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+16 26. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video African kids seeing drone for the first time. Really puts things in perspective

Just wait a couple of years and you will run from the sound of drones too.
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+15 27. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Meanwhile in Russia...

Pljät, plijät.. :|

This kind of crap just makes me angry. The driver is an idiot. He had all the warning he could ever have needed to slow down. First clues appear in 0:12.
He deserved what he got and much more. Punk

Poor cow(s) :(
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+14 28. Klemm commented 11 years ago on video A pet fox named Ron

What an annoying dude :| Cute fox though.
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+14 29. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Ridiculous Chimpanzee Fight at the Zoo

A new iPhone is out?
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+14 30. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video DNA taken from trash used to map features of litterbugs in Hong Kong

There is no such tech (yet?) to render a face from dna sample.
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+14 31. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video £13.500 but the dream is here

Is this a bad joke or a real thing?
What a piece of shit. Slightly larger... rrright :x
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+14 32. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Synchronized crossroad

Director to crew: "Ok, hose the blood and guts from pavement again and get ready for take 24. I have a good feeling about this one!!"
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+14 33. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Giant Crab

Strange holes will get you crabs.. he knows :P
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+13 34. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Piroefekti

at least she didn't catch fire :)
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+13 35. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video What happens when you weld two ball-bearings together, but them on a flat surface, and blow?

#2 so that's what "balls of steel" looks like
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+13 36. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video BMW recycling center

The oil was clear and undersides were perfectly clean. These cars had not been used at all. I don't understand why they destroy brand new cars. What a waste of resources. Wtf!?
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+12 37. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video High TED Talks

just weak :|
we've seen a lot better coming from CH.
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+12 38. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Homeless man fights group of scammers

Have the internets really run out of interesting videos?
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+12 39. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video How do you distinguish Americans?

Sounds about right.. :)
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+12 40. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video This Crazy Guy Jumps Nearly 200 Feet Off a Cliff!

#2 that's because you didn't drink enough red bull first :x
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+12 41. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Pregnant Girlfriend Prank Backfires

Just... lame :|
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+12 42. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Lighting the fire

Rednecks :S
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+12 43. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Range Rover flies off overpass in Sochi, Russia

Good ad for RR
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+12 44. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Anne Klinge

that's a whole new level to feet fetish :p
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+12 45. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Bubble Tent

Haha... the clip conveniently excludes the getting in and out part where everything collapses on you :D

Leaning tech -> Learning tech
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+12 46. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Wedding bouquet throwing tip

#1 Maybe it's a gay wedding?
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+12 47. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Russian Federation Explained

The narrator ruined this otherwise interesting topic by rushing way too much. Slow down man!!
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+11 48. Klemm commented 11 years ago on video Autonomous Quadcopter Takes Humans Out of Flying Equation

Yes, awesome indeed. Only one minor problem - someone has to run thru the burning building and put barcode stickers every few cm before sending in the quad to look for survivors :D
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+11 49. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Skiing and snowboarding in Montreal

Category: Commercials
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+11 50. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Lifeboat Launch, Win Or Fail?

Looks more like "deathboat" to me :|
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+11 51. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Fastest Man On Earth

@10:27:
Stapp: "I have sex in my car"
Interviewer: "Why you six hundred mile an hour rascal you!!"
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+11 52. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video 6ft Man in 6ft Giant Water Balloon

Naw, that's one of those full body condoms. You can never be too safe these days.
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+11 53. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Homemade Marble Run

Looks like no food tonight :(
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+11 54. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Young woman in Finland FIGHTS BACK when thieves try to STEAL from her store

#4 Yes, i am seizing the moment to spread my xenophobic outlook. i make no excuse for that. i think a healthy dose of xenophobia is essential for survival of smaller communities and the cultural diversity they maintain. And to answer your second question, if they had been white then i would not have spewn generalizations. But the clip being from Finland, it's pretty solid conclusion they are not natives. And to clarify further, i am not a racial extremist -- i don't hate anyone based on the color of their skin. Hope that clears up any confusion you might have had :)
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+11 55. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Why this weapon not shoot?

Good example of poor weapon design. The magazine should not go in backwards at all. Killing needs to be simple so even stupid people can do it :(
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+11 56. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Primitive Technology: Forge Blower

Future CEO of Claytech Industries Unlimited - where the past becomes the future!
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+11 57. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video What's this country called?

Perhaps it's someone in Crimea trying a little provocation (from a safe distance :P)? The correct answer would have been Ukraine.
Notice that one drunkard guy ready to go fuck him up for that (only his buddy stops him).
I might be way off though....
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+11 58. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video When you learn other languages

So funny it had to loop 4 times... really?
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+11 59. Klemm commented 4 years ago on video Cool interventions that are on another level

I thought this was going to be about people stepping in to stop drug and alcohol abuse or women beating on their husbands.
Perhaps you meant "inventions" instead of "interventions"? :P
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+10 60. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Man's incredible year long journey around the world in 2 minutes

#1 Hear hear!
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+10 61. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Bike Parkour Streets of San Francisco

Wrong category, this is a viral ad for Ford :)
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+10 62. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video The Dyatlov Pass Incident

Pfft.. i took the advice in the end of the clip.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_incident

My conclusion:
They camped in unstable area (probably due to bad visibility due to bad weather). Missiles test shook loose an avalanche (=the fiery spheres :x). Their stuff got burried by snow. They dug their way out (had to cut the tents). They tried to go back but died of hypothermia midway. The three with internal injuries fell into a ravine. Tongue and eyes were eaten by birds. Darkened skin is easily explained by frostbite.
The case was sealed to prevent military intelligence leak.

I do believe there is intelligent life out there in our universe. But this here is just bedtime stories to make life more interesting :)
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+10 63. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video 15,000 tonnes of tyres are on fire

Now where are those awesome watering airplanes from few clips back?
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+10 64. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Michio Kaku on Reading Minds, Recording Dreams, and Brain Imaging

I predict dream recording will revolutionize the porn industry.
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+10 65. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Car vs. cyclist

After several failed attempts he finally manages to injure himself. Good job.

The cyclist reminds me of this guy: http://www.snotr.com/video/13084
(but not in a funny way)

Also from the way he ignores "give way" signs and then yells at cars it looks like he is trying to prove something. Only a complete idiot tries to ignore laws of physics and prove he is more right the cars that have 150-300 times his mass.
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+10 66. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Iceberg collapse in Bay of Exploits, Newfoundland, Canada

Run Rick! Gooo!

Gotta love em hysterical women :D
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+10 67. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video 300 KM an hour illegal street racing in Sweden, Mercedes VS a Yamaha R1 bike.

#3 At those speeds there wont be any viable organs left.

Doing this on public road is damn irresponsible. I'm fine with the drivers choosing to end themselves but what about all the other people in traffic?

I hope that when they finally die in a horrible crash it wont involve any bystanders.
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+10 68. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Liddiard wheels

#2 not really -- take a look at the Canadian flag in the background - the turning part has been sped up a lot and it's still slow. i hope the guy didn't quit his day job yet :)
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+10 69. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video Volkswagen's car 'graveyard' in California - BBC News

Re-sell in africa or south-america i would assume.
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+10 70. Klemm commented 5 years ago on video Slinky Treadmill Stayin' Alive

Too short! This should be at least 3 hrs long
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+10 71. Klemm commented 5 years ago on video Using phone while driving

Seems to me he crashed because some idiot on a bike was pestering him. And distracted everyone by driving between two rows of moving cars. What a dick.
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+9 72. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Turbine Engines : A Closer Look

Excellent clip. More like it please :)
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+9 73. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Puppy Prank

Funny and harmless. Love it!

:(|) ::(|)
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+9 74. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Wrongfully in prison for 36 years

That's NOT what meat tastes like :D
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+9 75. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Farthest flight by hoverboard - Guinness World Records

Hoverboard :D
Looks like a big-ass quad to me.
Marty didn't have to wear earplugs either :P
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+9 76. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video 20 Signs China's Pollution Has Reached Apocalyptic Levels

#5 Did you type that on your iphone? :P
Those same countries heavily rely on the cheap Chinese products and services made possible by such behavior.
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+9 77. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Audi RS 3 "Birth"

lolwtf :x

category: failed ads
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+9 78. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Get down mom, it's for kids

I'm sure she would have enjoyed a longer ride. Damn kids ruining it again.
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+9 79. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Cheerleader Shooting Skills

Haha, i love the trolling (even if unintentional) :D
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+9 80. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Alpine Ibex Defies Gravity On Italian Near-Vertical Dam

I bet they drink red bull too!! :x
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+9 81. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video The Funniest Table Tennis Match in HISTORY

Poor judges :D
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+9 82. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Fox family playing

Too short! I could watch that all day long :)<3
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+9 83. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Sharp eyes

First ad i liked in a looooong time :)
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+9 84. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video Watch a reporter’s entire career fall apart

What a dip-shit! :|
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+8 85. Klemm commented 11 years ago on video Clever way to test batteries

#2 must be popular with the ladies with that extra long tongue 8-)

(gotta connect both ends with tongue to test that way)
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+8 86. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Orcas come to check out small rowboat

oumaigaad i got that on cameraaaa!!!!
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+8 87. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Cactus Blooming Time Lapse

I planted a rock 5 years ago, still nothing :(
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+8 88. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Fireworks malfunction

How about a loud noise warning in the title?
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+8 89. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Medical Marijuana Card

This is in effect an ad for the weed business.
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+8 90. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Why Blue Origins rocket landing shouldnt be compared to SpaceX

The New Shepard looks like a penis :P
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+8 91. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Key & Peele - Shady Landlord

The landlord is a pimp?
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+8 92. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Removing Rust With Laser

I need one now!!!
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+8 93. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Woman at the gas station

Just.... priceless! <3

Thanks Thundersnow!
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+8 94. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Odd shape. Fuel free. This oven is amazing.

The point of using coal is to slightly smoke the grilled food. It's not because we don't know any better. There are gas and electric grills but coal is still considered superior when the end result is most important.

Still pretty cool idea. Easy to take along on a camping trip.
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+8 95. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Animated map reveals the 550,000 miles of cable hidden under the ocean that power the internet

They forgot to mark the wiretapped locations ;)
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+8 96. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Girl Makes Dolphin Laugh

annoying narrator
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+8 97. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Amazing Drawing On a Blackboard

And then the math teacher walks in and clears the board without second thought :P
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+8 98. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video The Noose Song

Fun and useful!
I approve.
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+8 99. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video Nurse shark bites man's stomach and refuses to let go

Lol at the end they sounded so disappointed :D
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+8 100. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video BEV BUCKLE The Beer Buckle Holds A Bottle Or Can Hands Free

It can even hold your spare cucumber with ease! Doesn't look pervy at all!
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+8 101. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video Swim in a luxurious quarry-turned-pool

Trophy wife doesn't speak lol
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+7 102. Klemm commented 11 years ago on video Bicycle powered tree house elevator.

#2 Black bear for you, dog for the rest of us :P
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+7 103. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Have you ever seen daytime fireworks?

#2 what? you mean "boring and waste of money"?
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+7 104. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video A very close call.....

Another idiot driver who should have payed more attention to the road ahead. At least there were no cows hit this time.
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+7 105. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Norwegian Sherlock Parody

Looks pretty accurate to me :P
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+7 106. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Valley of Dolls

at least she's not dangerous to self or others.. i think :unsure:
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+7 107. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Passing Out on Live TV Supercut

Low blood pressure.
It's possible to learn when it's starting to happen and either sit down quickly or force own blood pressure up to avoid passing out. You get a few seconds to react. I imagine most tall persons are familiar with this problem.
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+7 108. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Duck whisperer

They know what happens to those that don't obey :'(
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+7 109. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Romanian TV Host's Ladder Demonstration Fail

Well i on other hand noticed that the girls arms got hit by the end of the ladder and she was probably hurt.
She has a nice ass though.
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+7 110. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Cinema Space Tribute

Now only thing missing are torrent links to each of those movies :x
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+7 111. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Here's How To Make Your Own Stackable Gummy Candies

That guy will get sued by Lego in no time :x
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+7 112. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Tesla's new charger prototype

Good choice of music :)
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+7 113. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Grizzly Bear rolling down a hill at Denali National Park.

Clever bear found a way to get close enough to those juicy unsuspecting tourist yum.
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+7 114. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video 4,700 ft High Glass Walkway in Tianmen Mountain

Old chinese man making terrible noises. Then, vivaldi and nice mountain view, then back to glass walkway and terrible old man noise.. repeat. :S
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+7 115. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video China Uncensored - China's One Child Policy

#2 Thanks for interesting/informative comment.
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+7 116. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video How To Make Thunder Caps

If you just want a loud bang then dont need to mix the two powders at all.
Just harvest the matchheads, powder them and wrap in aluminium foil. 3-4 layers of foil is good (depends on your foil.. some are very thin). should end up with 15x15mm squares. now place one on a brick and hit with a hammer (hard, unlike in the video). it will make a huge bang. depends on how many layers of foil you use and how much powder. and it wont ever go off by itself = safer.
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+7 117. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video 10 Conspiracy Theories That Turned Out To Be True

Oh go get a room you two <3
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+7 118. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Never trust a map

I dunno.. none of the big "revelations" clicked for me. I guess i had too many globes.
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+7 119. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Officer Dispatched For A Noisy Basketball Game

Officer "White" lol :x
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+7 120. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Is Titanium Bulletproof?

I want that big gun too now.

Damn Thundersnow... first you make me want heroin, now guns.. what the hell man?
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+7 121. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video ATM scammers have reached whole new level

Nothing new there. That's why i always knock on the body of the ATM (hollow plastic vs thick metal sound completely different) and take a long critical look at it before putting my card in :)
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+7 122. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Mechanical harvesters to pick olives

That's pretty cool device but wont that damage the tree? the vibrations seem quite violent.
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+7 123. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video WORLD FAMOUS FRIESIAN STALLION

I bet it's gay.
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+7 124. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Roll Cloud Over Lake Michigan

Start at 0:38 to skip poor view.
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+7 125. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video A Hole in a Hole in a Hole

The man really loves his holes! :)
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+7 126. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Grandmother cleaning

I think the grandson is a jerk for not helping out and filming instead.
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+7 127. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Perseids Meteor Shower Aug 2016

I bet it's great fun camping out and watching the stars like that but man it makes a boring video for others to watch :|
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+7 128. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Fun police!

#1 I think this is not funny and also i know for sure all cops are *not* bastards (had to google to find out what ACAB means). :P
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+7 129. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video Rare White Giraffe Discovered

White power!
:D
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+7 130. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video 3DOF Racing Simulator - Test Drive (RacingCUBE)

So what happens if he hits the wall at 200? Will the chair flip over?
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+7 131. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video How to defeat dishonest baggage handlers

They steal your handgrenade!! :O

priceless! :D
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+6 132. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video 5 Minutes Of What The Media Actually Does To Women

stupid feminist. the ads are just a symptom of a much larger problem - education. specifically, the lack of it. those kinds of ads can only work because there is large enough audience of idiots for them. start by fixing the education system. make learning fun and interesting. soon enough such abnormalities would disappear also.
smart people are hard to control though... i better stop here :P
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+6 133. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video New Oculus Facebook Rift gameplay footage!

#2 - nope, you're not ;)
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+6 134. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video What Does Sound Look Like?

#1 you can do it at home yourself - all you need is a match or a lighter. just make sure to wear pants :x
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+6 135. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Cat is very happy to see his owner after being 3 days alone

more like hungry. i know that voice all too well :/
the bloody things come brushing and purring only when they want food.
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+6 136. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Elevators too boring?

infuriating camera work
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+6 137. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Twin troubles

And now for 100 dollars:
doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different result is the definition of what condition?
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+6 138. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Richard Turner - The Cheat

Horrific audio. To hear him talking i must turn up the volume. And then the audience yells "wooo" and claps extra loud :(
Maybe someone could apply some sound normalizing and re-upload?
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+6 139. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Tight squeeze at Deep Cave

Hehe, i think there is minute missing from the end :x
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+6 140. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Surfing a big wave while on fire...

Must be pretty meaningless life then
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+6 141. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Truck transporting flour crashed into a building

#2 It's Russia, i bet it didn't ever raise his eyebrow.
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+6 142. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video 5 Real Human Freaks

"Disagreements often ended in fist fights" i can imagine that hehehe :D
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+6 143. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video See you at the cafe?

Pretty sure this is an an for Seat
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+6 144. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Thousands of chicks gather to listen to guys singing

They may get all the chicks that way but still no pussy.
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+6 145. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Fragile Childhood - Monsters

Anonymously on facebook? olol :D
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+6 146. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Fireman Struggle to Remove Metal Nut from Chinese boy's Finger

#1 is exactly right. every proper housewife knows this trick (because how else you gonna get that nasty wedding ring off when you want to go meet your lover :P) i recall we have discussed this soem time ago here already. perhaps there even was another clip on the same subject (not dupe though).
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+6 147. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Train Derails Right In Front Of Camera Man

I bet those punks were the ones that sabotaged the rails and then stayed to film what happens. :P
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+6 148. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Two Goats, One Pot

I like the title heheh >:)
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+6 149. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video ---(NEW UPDATE IN COMMENTS )--- SNOTR UPDATE

I do have a suggestion for the HTML5 player. I don't know how much you can customize the layout but there is a small annoyance:
when trying to go back to the start of the video by clicking on the track near beginning, it is very easy to mistakenly trigger the sound volume bar which causes the video time bar to shift away. then going for the new position, one leaves the volume track which then disappears and once again the time trackbar shifts out from under your mouse cursor. it would be much better if the sound bar would pop open upwards instead so the video time track would stay in constant position.

keyboard shortcuts for player would be nice also. same like in vlc player. left-right for forward/back (ctrl+left/r for long jump forward/back). up/dn for volume up-down.
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+6 150. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Arm Wrestle Goes Wrong

Oh snap!

nasty :S
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+6 151. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Attacked by shark

Why not assign new admins or moderators (or whatever the class is for users who could approve suggested videos) while you're gallivanting around?
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+6 152. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video Magic themed hidden compartment coffee table.

I like the porn-hole lol
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+6 153. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video South Korean Girl Group Performs in North Korea

I feel sorry for the audience for having to tolerate this crap. I would escape but they are probably too polite to do that.
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+6 154. Klemm commented 5 years ago on video Amazing Vape Trick Compilation

Vaping is stupid but the movement of air is interesting
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+6 155. Klemm commented 4 years ago on video Kids Jokingly Hit Each Other With Trash Can's Lid

#1 the kids grew up
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+5 156. Klemm commented 11 years ago on video Phone Blocks

This is not a new idea. A lot of modern tech could be made this way. Cars for example. I did enjoy the nice illustration. However, as long as we have capitalism, something like this will never happen.
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+5 157. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Car hits cyclist and leaves a mattress to cushion the fall

And looks like it probably didn't even fall out from that car :)
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+5 158. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Andy Roddick Drills His Co-Hosts With Tennis Balls

#1 i'm not so sure about that :P
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+5 159. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Something Ate This Great White Shark... But What?

Meh
Someone just ate the tag off the sharks back because it looked like a small garbage fish.
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+5 160. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Take a closer look at that Sargent

There you go.. aliens!
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+5 161. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Stimulating Game Of Soccer

Many things are exiting to do but boring to watch. this is one of those. :|
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+5 162. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Awesome guitar mod

The auto-play is annoying. I open new items from RSS to background tabs and Snotr now starts playing even if it's not active tab. The old player behaved.

Bring back the old player until you're ready to deploy a nice HTML5 player :p
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+5 163. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video 11 Million to 1 Gearing Reduction

Clearly he is quite insane :) At least he stays at home and doesn't bother anyone :)
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+5 164. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Drone Fail,Win & Crash

I like the one at 6:38
That's exactly how i feel about those annoying things myself. Just stop harassing the poor animals. They really don't like the damn things. Even a recent study revealed drones cause animals (bears in that case) heart rate to rise rapidly - a clear indication of stress.
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+5 165. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video German Shepherd throws a fit when she has to quit swimming

Funny to watch but quite bad behavior by the women. The dog will learn think its okay to not follow orders.

#4 Yea, whats up with the autoplay again?? :(
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+5 166. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Smooth Criminal On A Music Box Thing

he made it from wood
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+5 167. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Hiccup Anthem

Brave kid :)
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+5 168. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Four men save mom & child from sinking car

How did the car end up in the middle of the river?
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+5 169. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Feline Fine

It's dead Jim
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+5 170. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Cat Trying To Escape

What a nice surprise today. Looks like all my whining finally payed off :D
Good job on finally ditching the flash player! Can't stress that enough!

Saves me having to spoof my browser as mobile so i could download the videos and play in VLC :)
I also don't dislike the new layout.

Some minor garbage issues for me because i have fonts.gstatic.com blocked (up-downvote and some other pictograms are displayed as text).

Hmm.. looks like auto-play is active when arriving on the video page but off when posting or updating a comment. Which is good. However, as someone else also pointed out above - it would be good to have auto-play off always (because arriving from RSS links). Or perhaps turn it off when arriving via RSS but keep when navigating via the "More videos" scroller? Best would be to have an option in each users account settings so everyone could tune it to their likes.
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+5 171. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video It's hot in Saudi Arabia

#4 they probably ate it
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+5 172. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video I'm running for Parliament! (Official Video)

Reminds me of that move Idiocracy
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+5 173. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Ducklings having fun on a waterslide

Are you sure you want to end up on my dinner table? :P
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+5 174. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Kitten VERY Protective of her Food

Obviously he needs to protect his food. Otherwise that big grey bastard will come and gobble everything up (aka mom).
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+5 175. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Invasion Day

Really mom... just baked peas for dinner?? :S
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+5 177. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Rat games

Clearly she has a plan for them: 3:13
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+5 178. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Cockatoo finding out he is going to the vet

I think its possessed
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+5 179. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video You Laugh, You Lose: Reedo vs. Patrick

I guess i won then
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+5 180. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Google's DeepMind AI just taught itself to walk

Looks like energy efficiency was not one of the goals.
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+5 181. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Fox playing with dog

That poor thing was running for it's life. I mean the fox... but maybe same could be said about the dog :)
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+5 182. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video How to get out of parallel parking

Well that was boring...
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+5 183. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Emperor Likes Me

When Emperor asks you a question, you answer!
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+5 184. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video Herning Boys Choir - Chili Klaus

Is all Danish humor like this? :|
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+5 185. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video Dropping a Giant Rock 467 ft.

They sure don't look like they are 10 year old
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+5 186. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video Scientists at odds over Kenya's massive crack

Finally a place to put all the garbage :P
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+5 187. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video Remembrance Day 'sergeant' not in the military: DND

Now if he were smart he should say he is actually a transgender lesbian and suffering from lactose intolerance. I'm sure his new best buddy Trudeau would bail him out of any trouble :P
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+5 188. Klemm commented 5 years ago on video Meet Aisha: Amazon's New Sharia-Compliant Version of Alexa!

Wrong category, this should be in documentaries.
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+5 189. Klemm commented 5 years ago on video Explaining the global helium shortage

Well that did not explain anything
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+5 190. Klemm commented 5 years ago on video Someone stole a bridge in Russia

They built a new bridge (seen near beginning), then dismantled the old one because it was dangerous to cross. The title should be "Someone built a new bridge in Russia". Believe me, that is unusual enough :P
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+4 191. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Largest glacier calving ever filmed

1:55 Look! It's an ancient alien mothership. It must be powering up. That's why the ice has been retreating so fast lately. It all makes sense now :P
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+4 193. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Truck with 15 tons of explosives explode

A big loss for the family and i'm sorry for that.

However... this video has 0 entertainment value. It's not interesting, not funny, cute, silly, educational.. it's not even a viral ad! why is it here?
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+4 194. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Systema Selfdefence

He's more convincing that the Finnish guy olol
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+4 195. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Goats balancing on a steel Ribbon

Hypnotizing :S

But i would imagine the steel sheet has very sharp edges. One wrong slide and we get goat slices :(
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+4 196. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video This pelican takes no shit

The unnecessary (not funny) profanity loving admin strikes again. You're not alone 3 & 4

/ edit /

Speaking of the devil :D
We get the joke. Believe me. The annoying music i kind of understand and can tolerate. But the title adds nothing. Rather takes away
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+4 197. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Coopers Rock Bear

This clip could use some severe cutting or at least some enjoyable music.

/skipped 6 minutes and still felt too long/
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+4 198. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Human Water Catapult - 55 Foot Launch

Something fishy here... i saw no red bull or gopro.. wierd :S
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+4 199. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video GaffGun

Looks like TV shop to me
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+4 200. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Cockatoos learn to make and use a tool

Oh no! What have you done stupid researchers!!! :S
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+4 201. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Messing with a "Microsoft" scammer in a VM

duh, a simple netstat command would have given his IP
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+4 202. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Roman Candle Attack Drone

Hmm... should try this at work
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+4 203. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Homemade plating

Nice choice of music :)
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+4 204. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Courageous Boy Receives World’s First Double Hand Transplant

#2 I'm sure he will in due time.... fap-fap-fap :x
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+4 205. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Surfing with a modified motocross

That's actually cool invention.
Only problem if you go too slow it will sink :x
Oh, and also game over when the engine gets flooded.
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+4 206. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Szalontüd? / Tripe and onions

Kind of predictable but i still enjoyed the awkwardness.
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+4 207. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Nicole Frybortova cycling skills

The judges didn't look very impressed. Instead they had something more interesting in their laptops.
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+4 208. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Mozart's 'Minuet' In 2 Seconds

#1 A boy or a girl or still pending? :P

PS! Best red bull commercial so far
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+4 209. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Japanese Livestreamer Accidentally Burns down his House on Twitch

Wow. Is this for real?
A real person can't possibly be this stupid. It's like a character from the movie Idiocracy. Being this stupid should be illegal.
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+4 210. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Beer Pong Dun

#2 He was checking if the laws of physics still work.
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+4 211. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Stop a Douchebag - Bad Teacher

It's a wonder they have not been shot yet
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+4 212. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Glowing table

It's cool he builds stuff and the wife helps. Less and less young people these days who want and know how to build anything.
But that table turned out damn ugly IMO :)
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+4 213. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Fun with burning methane on a lake First experiment

Old man but still lighting farts :|
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+4 214. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Behind the Leather

Cool products. I'd buy one. I wonder why they cut out those customers who wanted to buy.

Note to self: remember to feed the belt and never put edibles in my new man-purse.
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+4 216. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video A scientist, a sprint runner, and a sumo wrestler VS a giant adhesive bug trap

Looks like they got some inspiration from Terra Formars :)
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+4 217. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Man plays guitar and turns environment into a happy one

#4 because when not america, uk or china then must be russia. oh, also there's a Lada.
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+4 218. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video The Mill BLACKBIRD

Copy-paste fail? (regarding description)
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+4 219. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Falcon hunting near a highway fail

I'm sure he will order a new one from Amazon right-away. Disgusting idiots.
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+4 220. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video How a Film Projector Works

Interesting subject and clear explanation. More videos like this please! :)
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+4 221. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Robo-Glove & NASA Technology Licensing Opportunities

Hmm.. for highly repetetive motion you say... i could think of a use for one :P
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+4 222. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Kapla Mino

Pretty sure that's another dupe. Too drunk to look it up.
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+4 223. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Parrot learned how to cat

I think the cats are going to fix this soon...
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+4 224. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video The Widest Ship in The World

Wow.. it even comes with a cute wuman with big boobs!
(though she might have been an actor hired to make the crew more appealing).

#2 it's for finding oil and gas deposits.
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+4 225. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video A Day in the Life of Changi Airport

#1 be careful what you wish for :p
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+4 226. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Farewell haka for retiring teacher

I thought we already had one of those...
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+4 227. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video HYPNOTIC Video Inside Extreme Forging Factory: Kihlbergs Stal AB Hammer Forging

#4 Don't do video explosion. Go out with your dog for a walk and relax instead.. maybe meet someone nice :P Try to publish a steady 3-4 clips per day. I think that is optimal.
Reliable comment reply notification means you would have to have threaded comments (with reply link/btn/whatever). Just with the # and number i think wont work. Otherwise the idea has some merit imo. I think many of the regulars here check for replies under previous clips (and thus cause unnecessary data traffic due to clip loading).
just my opinion...
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+4 228. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video STUNG by a BULLET ANT!

20 minutes? wth
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+4 229. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Irish street dancers do their thing, and without music!

I like the first 9 seconds. Could watch that in a loop all day :P
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+4 230. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Coffin Taxi Prank in S.Africa

If it says "funniest video ever" then it's pretty much guaranteed to not be funny. This is not an exception.
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+4 231. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video 100 People Seductively Eat a Banana

Female only version please!
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+4 232. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video How a $300,000 Speaker is Made

What a load of horseshit. This ad is designed for people who have so much money they don't know what to do with it. And none of the above shenanigans are necessary to achieve very good quality sound. Also the guy lacks any charm and looks like a complete shmuck. Maybe it's a good video because it evoked such strong feelings of disgust :D
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+4 233. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video DOGGO needed some help keeping cool

He does not look happy :)
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+4 234. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video German Food Taste Test

She likes to talk :S
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+4 235. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video American Pravda: CNN Producer Says Russia Narrative “bullsh*t\

#3 You just can't help yourself do you? You keep regurgitating all the officially acceptable mainstream narrative and what's worse you truly believe in what you are saying. You are a real testament to the modern industry of public opinion. I feel sorry for you and i am also afraid of people like you because you will think and do whatever your masters want you to do. I hope you get better one day. Also try not to hate everyone so much. Maybe go take a walk in a forest?
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+4 236. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video SHAKE IT OFF Swimming & Diving - NAVY Style

More like Gayvy
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+4 237. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video A380 landing at Düsseldorf airport during storm Xavier

looks like pilot error to me. he over corrected for the wind. look at the rudder just before touchdown.
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+4 238. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video AIRBUS A380 hard crosswind landing - different angle

Nurse! Quick, JJ needs his injection early today.
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+4 239. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video Possibly Best Taxi Scene Ever

Must have been a darn boring show if this was the best scene ever :|
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+4 240. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video Custom Puzzle Box

It's the thought that counts :)
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+4 241. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video Valentines Day ??????

What an insipid canard. Anything to get those clicks at utube?
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+4 242. Klemm commented 5 years ago on video Pay for your sins the easy way

Why not have some parody on Muslims for next? Oh right... that's not PC because they will come and knife you for it.
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+4 243. Klemm commented 4 years ago on video AT&T Accurately Predicted Our Future Way Back in 1993

Yeah.. they were just wrong about one little detail.. the company that will bring it :P
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+4 244. Klemm commented 3 years ago on video Awesome bike skills

The biking skills are good also :P
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+4 245. Klemm commented 2 years ago on video What If You Jumped On The Moon? / Documentary

Most annoying voice i've heard this year so far.
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+3 246. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Eyecam 9mm Handgun shooting

Haha - hairy arms :D reminds me of duke nukem ;)
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+3 248. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Evolution Door

lol
looks like his next project will be re-inventing the bicycle - he already has a rough sketch ready in the next room. with square wheels an all :x
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+3 249. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video How to Ride Rails Like a Boss

This has potential to be the next "thing".
His board is just a little bit too low. Hmm... i should start manufacturing those rail boards. I'll be rich in no time :D
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+3 250. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Extreme Workout for Extreme Weight Loss

Flash (the horrible security hole that it is) is thankfully on it's way out. You should be using a HTML5 player. The switch to another flash player is pointless. :|
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+3 251. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Optical illusion

Good, a step (back) in the right direction. Now just need to turn of auto-start and i can maybe finally stop pretending to be iOS to use the site normally.
Still a HTML5 player is too much to hope for i suspect...
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+3 252. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video The Weirdest Reaction to Free Money

Seems like a perfectly reasonable reaction to the pestering idiot.
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+3 253. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Amazing Fire Snake

Cthulhu in a cup
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+3 254. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video A real celebration

#4 - pretty sure it is! Could use some more snails though.. mmm
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+3 255. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Super Fast Cameras (1 trillion FPS)

Calling it 1 trillion FPS is misrepresenting what the thing actually can do.

This camera can take one single picture of bullet going thru an apple. Then you need another apple for the next frame and so on. It only works with light. Which is of course interesting but quite limited when compared with regular high speed cameras.
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+3 256. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Go The F*** To Sleep Song

It's not amusing. For me anyway.
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+3 257. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video 75 Most Weird, Scary and Rarest Animals

wtf @6:36 :x
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+3 258. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Why Asimov's Laws of Robotics Don't Work

#2 Actually i've worked as a programmer/software developer for about 25 years now. What you and he is arguing about are not AI but just a programmed machine that follows some fixed logic. An AI's mind would be basically like ours only created artificially. You would not teach it what an apple is via programming but rather via experience. The programming part would be setting up the facilities necessary to store and retrieve data and do some low level processing stuff (perhaps similar to our central nervous system). The complex programming (and engineering) task is teaching it the ability to learn. Once that is in place, the high level stuff will follow by itself (self awareness, reasoning, morale, moods etc). Those you can not program (at least not directly). And that's the real problem with implementing the mentioned (or any) rules.
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+3 259. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Why Asimov's Laws of Robotics Don't Work

Edit #3:
Its something that will either happen naturally or not at all. I guess there will be an opportunity to teach it our morale values for a while but in the long run it might not matter. And that's the real problem with implementing the mentioned (or any) rules.

It's safer (for us as humans) not to develop one. The rules of nature (survival of the fittest) give reason to doubt our survival.

What record?
According to your link he's a student. I saw no publications either.
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+3 260. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Wooden Laptop Case

Awesome workshop. But it didn't look like something where a professional works for living. More like a playground of a rich dude. And yes, i'm envious :)
IMO, the box for a laptop was a waste of time and good materials.
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+3 261. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Model Has Six Ribs Removed In World's Smallest Waist Bid

I thought i was watching e-fukt :x

They should have removed the brain too while at it. The empty space could be used as cupholder.
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+3 262. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video You think you have to deal with whiny pussies?

How to tell sex from looking at fingers?
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+3 263. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Space Station Crew Restores Full Power to the Complex During a Shortened Spacewalk

#1 Lol no, are you stupid? Underwater was in the 60-s and 70-s. Now they use greenscreens and CGI obviously.
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+3 264. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Massive Blizzard to Hit Massachusetts on Saturday January 23, 2016

Damn that's one ugly and stupid man... from Massachusetts :)
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+3 265. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video 'Super polymer' can change shape with body heat, lift 1000x its own weight

Great for making sex toys
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+3 266. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Work Fail Compilation

So much stupid <3
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+3 267. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Bow and Arrow

What, no mud this time? :x
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+3 268. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Woven bark fiber

Clayman is back!
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+3 269. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video A Firsthand Look Inside A Patrol Car

He sure is ready for the zombie apocalypse.
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+3 270. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Olympic Gold Medalist Sun Yang throwing his swimming cap in to the crowd

Stand by for a cease and desist letter from IOC Snotr :P
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+3 271. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Roadrunner

But is it tasty?
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+3 272. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video How China Is Changing Your Internet | The New York Times

I only heard "she wants her poodle cleaned". I would. For free :P
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+3 273. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Fails of the Month August 2016 || FailArmy

#1 It's pretty good yeah O:)
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+3 274. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Vipava Valley-Vipavska dolina

This is an ad for something. Vacation spot? Real estate? And a boring one at that.
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+3 275. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video The World's Fastest Lotus?

Frank looks like a carrot
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+3 276. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Fry and Laurie - Size Doesn't Count

They look so young!! :)
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+3 277. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Changing a light bulb

You hetero-faschist pig! Why do you assume he would have a wife? Maybe he has a husband? Or maybe he gender-identifies himself as a horse!? :P
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+3 278. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video This is how all passengers airplanes should take off ! ANA Boeing 787 Dreamline

I just puked a little in my mouth :S
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+3 279. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Bus drives through tunnel at the Needles Highway.

Needs more dynamite
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+3 280. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video In Russia, Self-Driving Car Ejects You (and Then Parks Perfectly)

#3 nope, caught my eye as well :)
also the pharmacist is right on the corner.
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+3 281. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Oil on a race track

Heheh... someone is getting fired :D
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+3 282. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video How Facebook is Stealing Billions of Views

#7 That's pretty childish thinking you have. Is someone paying for your upkeep that allows you to dream that way? Most artists don't have a sponsor. They eat when they manage to their sell art. Sure, one can make a few nice paintings or videos besides own day job that was funded with money from own day job. But that's called a hobby!
No money = no art. It's that simple.
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+3 283. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Bose High Tech Cooking System

Something for the ultra rich to show off with. Completely impractical otherwise.
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+3 284. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Magic by Lee Mack

Hmm... i should invite him over.
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+3 285. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video BUGATTI Chiron 0-400-0 km/h in 42 seconds

#4 It depends on the car. From my personal experiences: Its really scary at 100 km/h in an old Lada; It starts to get scary in an old Honda Civic at around 160; It did not get scary until around 230 in VW Phaeton. This thing looks really wide and low, probably until 300 would be fine if the road is perfect. But i agree it's rather silly car. I guess only point is to show the owner has too much money and a small dick :P
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+3 286. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video Kantega | The Mysterious Life of Developers

Sorry, but this is lame.
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+3 287. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video Subway Jazz

#3 But free sex?? :(
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+3 288. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video Cat invades tennis court, nearly gets hit! | Rome 2018

He missed!
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+3 289. Klemm commented 5 years ago on video primitive technology: seawater test

He got mad Snotr kept stealing his videos
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+3 290. Klemm commented 5 years ago on video The science behind ice storms and thundersnow

Science? Really?? :|
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+3 292. Klemm commented 4 years ago on video Dash Cam Compilation #8 - Car Crash Compilation

This one is brutal. Lots of people getting killed here. So be warned.
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+3 293. Klemm commented 4 years ago on video Douglas Murray | The Dictatorship of Minorities

1. This game of giving preferential treatment to some minority groups is dishonest and motivated by personal gain. Everyone belongs to some minority group. And everyone also belongs to many more MAJORITY groups. Those oppressed minorities are not sheep. They are themselves oppressing other groups. This is natural and how society works. So why whine about it? Because they want an advantage over others, not equal rights. Dishonest to the core.
2. Did you know D. Murray is gay? So what is wrong with him?? Why is he betraying the movement? Perhaps not all gays think they are being oppressed? Perhaps normal people dont care who you fuck as long as you dont do it in the streets (think gay parade) and you dont try to get other peoples children to join you (gay or trans propaganda in schools and kindergardens).
But what do i know.. i'm just a bigot..
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+3 294. Klemm commented 4 years ago on video Joe Rogan Gets Fed Up With A Rude Neil deGrasse Tyson Who Keeps Interrupting Him

JR does a good job staying polite. But probably wont be inviting that annoying guy again for a while.
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+3 295. Klemm commented 4 years ago on video Penguins openly explore aquarium closed due to coronavirus

Sure liked the fish tank the most :)
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+3 296. Klemm commented 2 years ago on video Hockey analytics

It even speaks!
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+2 297. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Dog Meets Kitten for the First Time

The dog is just confused why masters are playing with food.
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+2 298. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video This engine sounds so sexy

sounds like white noise to me
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+2 299. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Your brain on cocaine-crack

Now i want to try it :S
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+2 300. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Top 10 Craziest Stories from China in 2013

While #6 sounds like a wtf at first, it does not actually belong in the list. The courts decision was correct. The wife deceived the husband deliberately. Also correct from evolutionary POV.
Go China! 8-)
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+2 301. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Moving food

He's going to be rich.
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+2 302. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video 360 cycling video using 6 GoPros

so that's what the world looks like for small minded people :P
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+2 303. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Barefoot Skiing behind Airplane

I wonder who are the 6 people who have upvoted a video they can't even view :S
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+2 304. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Caucho Man

:(|)

nuff said
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+2 305. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Ex-NFL star finds new passion in farming

He clearly went nuts but in a good way :)
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+2 306. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Awesome guitar mod

#8 Good neus. Thanks.
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+2 307. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Car goes airborne in crash caught on cam

A car just "went airborne"? Seriously? :x
Filed under production defect maybe? :D
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+2 308. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Chick concert

I guess the guys can't get chicks any other way.
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+2 309. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Snails: Life In The Slow Lane

Mmm... erotic <3
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+2 310. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Emergency Party button

#4 Because you watched new clip on efukt?
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+2 311. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Two cats and a snail

More! Need more snails!

mmmh
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+2 312. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Wingsuit Jumper Defies Death And Logic

lol @-7 :D
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+2 313. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Momentum & Inertia

#5 it's because you dared to comment on the annoying/broken autoplay function. Someoen is really touchy on the subject.
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+2 314. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video People are awesome! BEST OF THE MONTH (October 2015)

Meh.. those are just failed fails.
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+2 315. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video World championship knife cutting

Reminds me of Kevin from The Office :D
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Malone
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+2 316. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video little girl zumba

That's really creepy :|
Sure that's not a midget or computer animation?
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+2 317. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Fishing Kingfisher in slow motion

#1 I vow to post at least as many grumpy comments as i did this year ;)
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+2 318. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Awesome Glide Slope Aircraft Viewing Spot

These people seem to enjoy being covered with jet exhaust.
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+2 319. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Making Charcoal

Any excuse to play with mud again :)

Maybe he can make an axe for himself now
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+2 320. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Fastest Things in The World !!!

2:55 This could also be useful in some situations ;)
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+2 321. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Funny Kid Fails

When (nearly) grownup (wo)men do stupid shit and get hurt then it's often funny. When small kids do then it's usually not.
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+2 322. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video I Am Groot

This is an ad for Stihl chainsaws
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+2 323. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video How Earth Moves

vsauce beats snuff videos any day ;)
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+2 325. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Why you can't scan or photocopy modern currency

#1 now just wait for the knock on the door hehe :P

Most new printers are wifi enabled and get ip settings via dhcp by default (=they get internet access). It's not very hard to imagine a built-in automatic notification function to some central server when someone tries to scan or print money.
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+2 326. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video We Were Hiking A Trail, When I Sensed We Were Being Stalked

http://bearmageddon.com/2016/07/08/the-advantages-of-bear-spray/

same goes for those rocks. "knock him out with that rock" ololol
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+2 327. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Proof That The Human Race Is DOOMED!!

Wrong category. This should be in documentaries.
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+2 328. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Drones Explore Abandoned NYC Island

Why such "epic" music?
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+2 329. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Man Builds Giant Homemade Computer To Play Tetris

cool stuff but he really needs someone else to present it. he mumbles too much and is boring. also he sucks at tetris :P
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+2 330. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Does Socialism Makes People Selfish

#10 i didn't mean pensioners (though some "pensioners" have well earned the title - check here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/02/eu-demands-britain-pays-pensions-of-1730-eurocrats-in-wake-of-br/). i meant those who are unemployed on purpose. And, at least you're still getting some pension! Enjoy it! According to all current predictions, i will not be getting any pension when i reach your age because there will not be enough working citizens. the government is "working on a fix" for the past 5 years. i think there is going to be a new government here coming next elections. a conservative one instead of the current leftist-liberal. and the current one is so scared now. the propaganda machine resembles the soviet times already. it's kind of funny even :)
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+2 331. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Kapla Mino

#2 thanks thunders! :P
all rested and ready to spew cynical comments ;)
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+2 332. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Alpine Football Looks Amazing

This is an ad for some car. Put it in commercials where it belongs.
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+2 333. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video 5 Smallest aircraft

Muted the annoying soundtrack. Ugh!
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+2 334. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video The World's Smallest Jet!

Would not mind having one of these in my garage :)
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+2 335. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video What happens inside a bird house?

Should be in ads.
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+2 336. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Top 10 Legendary Warrior of Ancient History

Made by 12yo?
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+2 337. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Keukenhof - The World's Biggest Flower Garden, Filmed With A Drone

unsuccessful choice of music
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+2 338. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Story about EATKARUS

This is fake! There are no berries in the winter.
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+2 339. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video How to Tell if a Guy Likes You vs How to Tell if a Girl Likes You

Seems to work pretty good now indeed.
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+2 340. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Parking a car...in China

Is snotr under dos attack or did someone forgot to pay their first cdn invoice? :P
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+2 341. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video The Kitty Hawk

Eugh.. wtf did i just watch? :(
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+2 342. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Motivation for today.

Creepy song. i like it!
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+2 343. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Primitive Technology: Reusable charcoal mound

Wait a minute, didn't the author of these videos ask to take it down from here already?
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+2 344. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video The Noose Song

#3 Only when you're put on hold.
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+2 345. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Monkeys v Cat & Dogs

Little bastards! I dont think this is funny.
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+2 346. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Monkeys v Cat & Dogs

#8 It's not the term that is offensive, it's the people whom it's about. It doesn't matter how you call them. After they have sullied their new name they will invent a new one and demand other people start using it instead.
Lots of businesses use the same technique.
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+2 347. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video How Do You Transplant A Human Head? - Earth Lab

#6 lol, no man. nerves are color-coded of course ;)
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+2 348. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video Mongolian Throat Singing-Batzorig Vaanchig

The cameraman has ADHD :P
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+2 349. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video Why Age? Should We End Aging Forever?

#4 don't forget children. people are still going to want to have children. it's immensely rewarding and gives life meaning. Not to mention it is one of the strongest urges in our (and any organisms!) biology. At one point, the state would have to start regulating who gets to have a child due to room and food constraints. Possibly you would have to pay money for each next year of life past some maximum age.
The social implications can not be understated. It would profoundly change and upend all of our social order. Doesn't sound nice to me!
That said, this will be just as inevitable as self-driving trucks taking away jobs from pro drivers, development of general AI and genetic engineering of humans (just to name a few). Technological progress can't be stopped. Maybe just slowed down a bit. Slowing down seems like a good idea to me.
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+2 350. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video Lazy dad gets 3yr old daughter to do an oil change

#3 Nope, this is great parenting. Except maybe for the part of videotaping it and posting online.
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+2 351. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video How to Time Travel

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+2 352. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video Does saving more lives lead to overpopulation?

The correlation is between education and birth rate, not health. I can't imagine why he would try to push this lie. I think he is just plain evil.
#3 He cant make an operating system. The original parts he acquired in rather underhanded business deals and since then its his employees who maintain it. Bill is just a cut-throat businessman.
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+2 353. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video Chinese weather woman doesn't age in 22 years

Clones.


(making it longer)
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+2 354. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video Mission impossible : Raccoon

Loved the music! So bad it's good :D
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+2 355. Klemm commented 5 years ago on video How Pablo Escobar created a hippo problem in Colombia

I don't see the problem. He only mentioned one problem that they will likely start to attack people when population grows more. I take it that means they are actually not disrupting the local ecosystem. And i heard somewhere there are too many people already. Sounds like a win-win to me :P
Or why not just eat them? They sure look tasty to me. That ban on hunting will be lifted soon enough after there are too many.
Or breed a few generations and select for more docile temperament and bigger udders. Then use them instead of cows ;)
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+2 356. Klemm commented 5 years ago on video Hilariously funny answers that'll make your day

I like the one at 5:57. What was the teacher expecting by asking for opposite of "oral". I'm guessing "anal".
Oh, and special points for the previous question for opposite of "over" ... is "under". That makes sure to prime the teenage mind for correct answer to "oral".
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+2 357. Klemm commented 5 years ago on video RIDICULOUS RIDES ~ The Learjet limo

It's like "possible only in Russia" except it's US.
Some helpful search keywords: banal, kitsch, unnecessary, blunt, stupid, bad taste, tasteless.
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+2 358. Klemm commented 5 years ago on video Our cats never let the neighbor's dog enter our garden

The dog is playing but the cats are stupid.
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+2 359. Klemm commented 5 years ago on video AUNTIE FEE POKE CHOPS AND GRAVY

Can i get an arterial bypass with that?
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+2 360. Klemm commented 4 years ago on video No God?

Did not convince me in the least.
His god sounds a lot like the one in Preacher. I think this insinuating of an old man sitting on the cloud somewhere, judging you, is what is turning reasonable people away from Christianity.
I suggest this instead:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL22J3VaeABQD_IZs7y60I3lUrrFTzkpat
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+2 361. Klemm commented 4 years ago on video convert a parabolic satellite dish into a solar oven.

The tips in step 1 for dealing with pro strippers are useful!
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+2 362. Klemm commented 4 years ago on video Walking Fail - Man Falls on Ice in Dublin On RTE news

#1 That certainly explains some things
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+2 363. Klemm commented 4 years ago on video What's going on here?

I'm guessing France and protests against mister president Macaron :)
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+2 364. Klemm commented 4 years ago on video Mastiff Competing At Dog Agility

That was pretty funny.
Looked like he was going to fall asleep any minute :P
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+2 365. Klemm commented 4 years ago on video Top 100 Best Hydraulic Press Moments | Satisfying Crushing Compilation

How about a finger next time? I bet that would be way more exiting
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+2 366. Klemm commented 3 years ago on video BIGGEST PIZZA SLICE IN THE WORLD

Eugh. That looks disgusting
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+2 367. Klemm commented 3 years ago on video The Man in the Iron Lung

You mean like a plastic lung? Or maybe carbon fiber for space age look?
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+2 368. Klemm commented 3 years ago on video Mother Cat Carrying Her Baby Kitten

Get a room already, you two! :P
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+2 369. Klemm commented 2 years ago on video We WILL Fix Climate Change!

What a load of horseshit! Germany is re-opening its coal plants. China keeps building new coal energy plants. India and other poor countries will first start using coal before they can afford nuclear. And economic crisis is now unavoidable. Immediate survival tops abstract ideas like "climate change". There are so many stupid claims in this video. The world has always been ending. Just the cause keeps changing every 5-10 years :-)
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+1 370. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video "Strange Addictions"!

Hi Tom. Welcome to the club.
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+1 372. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video The manliest gym ever

Prisoners training for next crime in the yard :P
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+1 373. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Biker gets hunted by a Falcon

anothr silly red bull viral ad..
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+1 374. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Anti-Gravity Wheel?

For whatever reason, 3:30 reminds me of space odyssey 2001

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUUtiQC_WoA#t=85

must be the music :(|)
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+1 375. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video What Is The Dark Web?

#1 and so is the regular old web. even more so.
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+1 376. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Kids react to presents and gifts - Fail compilation

I enjoyed the the evil parents laughter. Bastards.
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+1 377. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Fake Bomb Detector ADE 651

This is how you report on a scam. Vs the oil change story that was just revolting to watch.
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+1 378. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Mom Wins Free Tuition For Daughter After A Lucky Bounce

Why do they have to scream like that? :s
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+1 379. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video What a world champion whistler sounds like.

#2 you'll never know!

...only perhaps when you buy your first chapstick a week from now :P
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+1 380. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video The how and why of heroin addiction

Now i want some!
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+1 381. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Attempt to crush book with hydraulic press goes awry

I think he destroyed the dictionary prematurely :)
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+1 382. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Putting roses in potatoes

Nice forearms @3:48
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+1 383. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Celebrity Cruise Ship "Infinity" slams into Ketchikan Dock 06/03/16

I'd call this a good effort but needs more work to actually sink it. I hope he gets another chance soon :P
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+1 384. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Man intensely struggles with contact cement

Pathetic instead of funny (which i assume he was going for). Never seen an attention whore so old.
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+1 385. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video How long with it take you to travel 80 miles

hmm... she seems to be demonstrating absence of abstract thought.
i think if she were asked how long it takes to get from her home town to the next city via car then she would know that instantly.
this is what sets apart modern educated people and native tribal cultures. there has been some scientific research done about that.
at least she's pretty. and in the end that's more than enough to get by :)

....but i still don't want to pay her unemployment fee because i'm not getting any from her!
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+1 386. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Hillary supporters agree with Trump quotes

#4 but everyone needs to get a turn, right? next up is a gay or transvestite :S

Also fun reading and clip here:
http://www.infowars.com/there-is-a-mainstream-media-conspiracy-to-hide-hillary-clintons-rapidly-failing-health/
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+1 387. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Great White Shark diving cage accident

Now we know what mr Nobody looks like :)
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+1 388. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video World War II - Loss of Life Visualized

Inspirational? As in target number for Hillary to try and top?

I would suggest documentaries instead.
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+1 389. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Koalas fighting for a tree

Not smart getting so close to them
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+1 390. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video This is how pole dancing was invented.

Eww. I feel violated now.
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+1 391. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Rabbit Island - Okunoshima, Japan

shit everywhere and not a single leaf left. i imagine the smell is not nice there. yes... you laugh now but when the food runs out that one rabbit will go for the jugular. and once they discover the taste of blood there will be no stopping them...
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+1 392. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Meanwhile in Russia......

He made the right choice considering the circumstance - icy road, noticed too late to stop or speed up, uncertain if can make it before.
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+1 393. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video If Moms Ate Like Their Kids

If those moms kids are eating like that then the problem is those moms have not bothered raising their kids.
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+1 394. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Building the Ultimate Diorama - Realistic Scenery Vol.7

The process was much more interesting than the kitschy result.
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+1 395. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Red Octopus disappears down a wormhole

That's strangely erotic :|
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+1 396. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video The Best of Bad Acting

Now just need torrent links to each of them :D
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+1 397. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video How Women Have Lived With Their Periods Since 1900

Why ruin an otherwise interesting subject with addition of feminist propaganda?
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+1 398. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Primitive Technology: Reusable charcoal mound

#2 that was another project he had a while ago
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+1 399. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Baby and the Cat

Dirty baby :)
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+1 400. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Single vehicle crash into traffic light, Carleton Place, Ontario

Plays fine with Chrome, doesn't play with Firefox, says "No video with supported format and MIME type found".
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+1 401. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video How Do You Transplant A Human Head? - Earth Lab

How to get a :(|) in navigating?

a cookie for anyone who remembers where that is from :P
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+1 402. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video UNCONVENTIONAL Domino Tricks! - Hevesh5 & Kaplamino

#3 Why not allow posting links based on achievements. Or require some sort of captcha if comment contains link. Either way this is solvable problem. The devs are just lazy :P
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+1 403. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video Rototiller Racing World Championships

No nitro injection?
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+1 404. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video Man uses homemade mower for his hard to cut lawn.

Such a terrific terrain and all he can come up with is a lawn? Poor cod.
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+1 405. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video Lars Andersen Turning Arrows

#5 but he does. one usually places the arrow in the middle, 90 degrees with the bow/string. he places it at an angle and offset from the center point. this causes the arrow to fly at an angle also. after a while the feathers will start to correct the path and normal flight resumes. i'll give it a try with my bow next time i go shooting :)
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+1 406. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video Woman loses hat while watching Astros World Series Parade & fans bring it back up to her

Yep, pretty mush.
Got any good alternatives?
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+1 407. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video Pizza night!

Looks disgusting. Poor guys
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+1 408. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video Crushing and Slicing Red Hot Steel with Hydraulic Press

An idiot ruining machines for utube fame. Cool stuff! (not)
Gotta love the stiff Finnish accent :D
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+1 409. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video Worlds Worst Sheepdog

Who's the sheep now biatch?
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+1 410. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video Oil Under High Voltage

Oil, candles and high voltage in ur kitchen without any protective gear. What could go wrong? :P

I love the child-like excitement in his eyes :D

I predict he will die horribly and soon. Can't wait for his next experiment! tehehe
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+1 411. Klemm commented 5 years ago on video If you detonated a nuclear bomb in the Marianas Trench (not a good idea by the way)

What a load of horseshit! This has nothing to do with science. It should be in propaganda category.
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+1 413. Klemm commented 5 years ago on video Artist Can Turn Anything Into A Mirror

Cute butt!
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+1 414. Klemm commented 4 years ago on video DAIRY IS SCARY! The industry explained in 5 minutes

Dog milk for dogs, cow milk for cows. I guess she is offering her own. I would not mind. But i do hope it's not toxic like she seems to be :P
And what's with the flashes of animal abuse? Upsetting yes, but not convincing it is any kind of standard practice.
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+1 415. Klemm commented 4 years ago on video How I Converted A VAN into an OFF GRID CAMPER for under $3,000

When the van is rockin' don't come knockin' ;)
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+1 416. Klemm commented 4 years ago on video The Sunk Costs Fallacy

I had an old car i kept repairing. I put a lot of time and money into it. Rebuilt the engine, had it painted etc. But things kept failing as they tend to on an older car. At one point i realized that there is no end to parts that are going to break. But i had already invested so much.. grrr... so why not repair that current little problem and get to use it a bit more? So i did. And then another thing broke. Rinse and repeat.
Thankfully i was brought to my senses when i found that rust had eaten a large hole thru the passenger side footwell. Managed to sell it to some racing guys who basically just wanted it for the engine.
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+1 417. Klemm commented 4 years ago on video "Free" energy generator

Ugh. disgusting fingernails. also too long. why did i watch someone rolling a coil for 5 minutes?? arrrgh. must be because i'm drunk.
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+1 418. Klemm commented 4 years ago on video Amazing acrobat WOWS judges on Croatia's Got Talent

I liked the old pervert smacking his lips. Other than that it was a bit boring. I guess i watch too much porn to get exited by this.
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+1 419. Klemm commented 4 years ago on video THE DANGEROUS DROP BEAR

Nice prank :) good find jj
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+1 420. Klemm commented 4 years ago on video Fast Workers - Amazing People Skills

Most of that was done with very questionable quality.
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+1 421. Klemm commented 4 years ago on video BRAINSTORM -OR- GREEN NEEDLE

Depends how you prime yourself. I ended up with Brain Needle :)
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+1 422. Klemm commented 3 years ago on video Three Seconds

Lies! Deception! Fake news!
The video is 4 minutes and 19 seconds long. Not three seconds. I'm out of here!
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+1 423. Klemm commented 3 years ago on video What if We Nuke the Moon?

Year twelve thousand and twenty? 12020? What are these, duck years?
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+1 424. Klemm commented 3 years ago on video Playing Popcorn on PVC Pipes

Just put it out of its misery. Porntube clearly won :P
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+1 425. Klemm commented 3 years ago on video Mower Madness

We had such device in the 80-s. It doesn't work well. It cuts only a very short range of grass and the wheels tend to slip. Looks good in theory but in reality it sucks.
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0 426. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Person falls on to tracks

Now go watch Gantz! :D
(the animated series, not the crappy live action movies).
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0 427. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Amazing hula hoop dance

Pretty good. I've seen better though.
Her technique is quite solid but the programme needs more work. There were parts that left the impression this is a training session in 3-4 parts, not a fluid live performance (dropping the ring at 3:08, leaving it spinning and walking to side to wait at 1:38 and 2:25, going to full stop for climbing inside before rolling around at 1:51).
Still a thumbs up from me.
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0 428. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video First Birthday Cake

also disgusting
:)
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0 429. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video World's Fastest: 270.49 mph Hennessey Venom GT

boring oil ad
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0 430. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video A Kangaroo playing with a Rottweiler

I think the dog is trying to mount the roo at 44
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0 431. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Water wheel pump

Wow, that's so stupid it's awesome. As this system is relying on the rivers flow, one could just put a simple funnel in the stream and get much bigger volume/stronger pressure in the hose. And no moving parts required.
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0 432. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video How To Clean A Bullet Train

I think cleaning the Shinkansen train will take a bit longer, maybe 10 minutes.
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0 433. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Adaptive Gripper

Artificial tentacles :)
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0 434. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Limo vs Train

Studio noe is the real cool shit here hehe :x

Also.. wtf, 3 big guys had the time to get a camera out and running, run towards the train, find a red flag and whatnot else but failed to push the car off the tracks?

Ok, 2nd edit. Now i think they were even more stupid. I get the impression the car was fine and could have driven off the hump, it's just that the retards didn't want to scratch the bottom and thought a 10000T train would stop so they could save their precious limo.
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0 435. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Optical illusion

#4 Thanks for the info. It's good to know something is brewing and there is hope :)
The test player had some performance issues on my end.
Also seems the auto-start is now off yay <3
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0 436. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video The Dangers Of Social Media (Child Predator Experiment) Boy Edition

He should of hired a catholic priest, not a hot milf to scare the boys.
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0 437. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Koala Joey Plays In Baby Basket During First Ever Photoshoot

#4 Ololol heheh :x
#3 Yes! Something like this: https://imgur.com/Izb0mQP

PS! Too late for the condom.
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0 438. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Do You Wrap Gifts for Blind People?

#3 Why would i edit it? it's bloody perfect! Don't take it so personally.
PS! hate xmas even in July :)
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0 439. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Hilarious Infomercial Struggles Compilation

Now i want to go strangle someone :S
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0 440. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Space Station Crew Restores Full Power to the Complex During a Shortened Spacewalk

Meh, that's easy -- they faked the water problem just to throw off the skeptics, John Smith just fell for that trap.

:P
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0 441. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Black and white twins born for the second time in the same family!!!

I think there is a far more simple and likely explanation - she participated in an orgy. Twice. :P
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0 442. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video How they make jawbreakers or Gob Stoppers

Terrible sugar abuse! This should be outlawed.

Also - https://imgur.com/WGhuLFG
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0 443. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Yo, wassup?

#2 That doesn't sound Russian to me. I'm guessing Hungarian.
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0 444. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Does Socialism Makes People Selfish

well then.... >:) no wonder nobody likes what he's saying (judging from the idiotic comments #1-3 and the video rating). unfortunately he forgot to mention that wellfare state is also not possible to maintain in the long run due to ever increasing costs for the "services". many of the european wellfare countries are already in trouble because only half of the working age population is actually working and they need to support the other half who are leeching on the social support (i hear in GB there are now actually 2-nd generation leeches -- the parent and child both have never worked a day and are completely dependent on social support). the less people a country has the more quickly the system implodes but a big country (like Spain, Greece.. or US) can get by quite some time before the issue becomes critical. there are systems in place that can postpone the effect (such as printing more money) but in the end there is no escape.
here, all the infrastructure systems are already being rained in because state does not have enough money (we are only one million people country) to upkeep all the benefits. for example (there are plenty more) they plan to close all except 3 big hospitals that will be centralized to the 3 biggest cities. the sick will have to take a bus to get help. more than 150km from some places. but at least in theory it's free :D
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0 445. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Stop a Douchebag - Souvenir Bat

I bet sooner or later they piss off the wrong asshole and there will be no more "Stop a douchebag" videos...
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0 446. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video 'Land of the Strays' Territorio de Zaguates - Costa Rica

Think of all the dog shit. I would not want to be there.
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0 448. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Dog injured and stuck on frozen train tracks saved by furry friend

Yeah, for two days no less!
I guess he was hoping for many likes in f***book 'n utube. I would not be surprised if he nailed one of them on the track himself.
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0 449. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video BMW hits MINI over issue of cutting traffic

Clearly the pregnant scared scared woman was a jerk too. I think they deserved each other perfectly.
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0 450. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video The song of the butterfly

#1 Of course he does! The woman in the middle is Jesus' wife but now that they live in a commune, she's "friendly" with everyone. And that shirtless old man (the cult leader) is a silver tongued devil. He likes to take long walks alone (but actually with a different girl every time) . I think her belly is starting to get bigger lately... hmm
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0 451. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Teacher has a personalized handshake for every pupil

I guess this is what it takes to get them to school :(|)
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0 452. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Foreplay to a swing party

#1 You wont
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0 453. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Zipper Merge

#10 you must mean the rude asshole who listens offspring and enjoys provoking conflict in traffic. yeah, i agree.
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0 454. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Primitive Technology: Firesticks

Mudman is back yay!!

But wait.. isn't he going backwards with his civilization? Last time he had already invented tiled roofs and potatoes.
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0 455. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video GIANT BALLOON CHALLENGE!

Ugh... two guys having fun in the toilet :S
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0 456. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Big engines starting up

Enough with the engine porn already :)
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0 457. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video FEAR PONG

Hey look at mee!!!

pathethic
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0 458. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Monkeys v Cat & Dogs

#11 Me and Fox might be racist (i'm not denying it nor am i ashamed of it) but you're the one who is full of hate here.
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0 459. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video SAVING A LIZARD CPR!

That poor thing was just scared stiff, not drowning lol
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0 460. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Doctor, Doctor

I think would prefer Dr. Octagon over these monkeys.
youtube.com/watch?v=2qK_gO965xU
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0 461. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Why Black Holes Could Delete The Universe – The Information Paradox

#3 u sure? it might feel really great...
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0 462. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Top 10 Places You Won't Believe The Golden Ratio & Fibonacci Sequence Appears

Yes, yes, if you squint hard enough you can see Jesus in your peanut butter sandwich.
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0 463. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Hurricane size comparison

Who let Austin out of his box again ffs?
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0 464. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Leo P at the BBC Proms 2017

I just wish he didn't move his lower body that way. It leaves the impression that the sounds are coming out of his arse. Otherwise pretty cool sounds.
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0 465. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video Does your dog bite?

Where is this from? :D
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0 466. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video Proof Chesterfield Cigarettes have no adverse effects.

I bet the doctor also reported no adverse effects to hair, toenails and sphincter. How about the lungs?
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0 467. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video Why we really really really like repetition in music

Category: Science???
Did i somehow miss the part where there was a neurological analysis of the proposed phenomena?

People enjoy cocaine or wanking also. Doesn't automatically mean it's worth anything.
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0 468. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video An astonishing old calculator - Numberphile

https://www.snotr.com/video/19633/An_astonishing_old_calculator_-_Numberphile

Maybe it's time for automatic dupe checker?

Or maybe not, considering this site is going dark soon
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0 469. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video What Owning a Ramen Restaurant in Japan is Like

Wife is lazy
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0 470. Klemm commented 5 years ago on video China's Xinhua agency unveils world's first AI news presenters

#1 wrong. think of auto-correct. now the news-anchor will read it with stone face :D
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0 471. Klemm commented 5 years ago on video Which one are you

She is clearly not competent on the subject and she even admits so (says she has not had such clients).
Just go read wikipedia if you want to know what the real differences are. She makes some claims here that are plain wrong. This video does more harm than good.
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0 472. Klemm commented 5 years ago on video Tea

I liked the first half but the end was too dramatic.
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0 473. Klemm commented 5 years ago on video two leaves of this bush keep waving without any breeze

Ants doing it
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0 474. Klemm commented 5 years ago on video Rare 'rainbow' blanket octopuses caught on camera in the Phillippines

Hmm... I wonder what it tastes like :P
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0 475. Klemm commented 4 years ago on video Long Long Man

Try some wagyu beef with desalinated water instead.
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0 476. Klemm commented 4 years ago on video Hot Metal Crane Work Looks Like a Disaster is Happening All the Time

Wtf did i just watch? This was waste of time because no commentary.
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0 477. Klemm commented 4 years ago on video Amazing Border Collie Tricks Compilation

They really do anything for some food. No dignity whatsoever :P
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0 478. Klemm commented 4 years ago on video Oululainen Kovaa kuin elama - Mainos - Finnish bread commercial

I still have a large scar on my finger from that day (one very similar) :)
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0 479. Klemm commented 4 years ago on video Genetic defect

Whyyy??? :(
#2 Dont do it. Waste of life.
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0 480. Klemm commented 4 years ago on video 5 SCARY Physics Experiments!

Blonde enterntainment :p
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0 481. Klemm commented 4 years ago on video Sugar Plum Fairy by Tchaikovsky

Bald enterntainment :D
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0 482. Klemm commented 3 years ago on video Robots Are Able To Dance Now

Computer graphics is so good now that i can not tell if this is real or 3d graphics.
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0 483. Klemm commented 3 years ago on video Robots Are Able To Dance Now

#2 Not a problem at all today. There are graphics cards with real-time raytracing now. For example see here (i'm sure there are even better ones today - this is more than a year old game): https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2019/08/review-control-is-remedys-best-game-yet-and-a-ray-tracing-masterpiece/
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0 484. Klemm commented 3 years ago on video Woman Gives Toys to a Wild Magpie — and He Invites His Friends Over to Play

Starts out nice but then the woman starts talking creepy things about herself. :|
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0 485. Klemm commented 3 years ago on video Woman Gives Toys to a Wild Magpie — and He Invites His Friends Over to Play

#4 I think she is eating the same seeds as the birds
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0 486. Klemm commented 2 years ago on video Flexpressions - Incredible CGI of a face.

Yeah, guess where it will find most use... yes, you guessed correct - porn.
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0 487. Klemm commented 2 years ago on video "Window to the World" demo

Amsterdam camera is clearly in the wrong street :P
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-1 488. Klemm commented 11 years ago on video Time-lapse video of a restoration and colorization

amateur.

the hair vs background contrast is way off
the new face is smudgy and looks like she has been beat up
don't get me started on the hands :S
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-1 489. Klemm commented 11 years ago on video Why glasses are so expensive

Haha!
That's what you get when you combine capitalism with market economy. And the above is one of the least evils coming from it. IMO, the company is not doing anything wrong. They are playing by the book and being smart about it.
The journalist here left me a bad impression. She was trying so hard to paint the company evil. And by the first comments -- it looks like she succeeded :/
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-1 490. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Secrets of the Living Dolls

Hahaha! I like :x
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-1 491. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video First beach trip

That dog looks cool, kind of like t-rex. This should totally be the next thing!
With tail cutting being forbidden and all :(
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-1 492. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Sumo Test

Snotr is now showing TV shop ads?
a new low :|
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-1 493. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Ravioli & Lava

So this passes for science today? :|
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-1 494. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video 2014 Jaguar F-Type S V8 Sound

#9 gotta agree with you there. i have the mentioned logitech z5500 setup installed in a 5x6 meter room. connected via optical to creative sb x-fi. and i'm not impressed. the speakers have distinctly weak midrange. i'll probably replace the set when i have free time to research what with.

also too old to be impressed with the car now :P
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-1 495. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video CYMATICS: Science Vs. Music

That giant snot logo could easily be on the empty dark corner instead of distracting over quarter of the video.
Also what you're looking for is called faraday suit obviously.
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-1 496. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video AeroMobil aims to launch flying car in 2017

Surprisingly boring video considering the subject.
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-1 497. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Fireworks malfunction

#8 How about you fix the auto-start already so one could adjust the volume before playing the video?
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-1 498. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Mad Ramps for your ATV

Failed product name :D
Imagine going to a shop and asking:
"Hey, do you have madramps? I'm looking for madramps!"
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-1 499. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Nature is Speaking

Icecaps melting, climate change, species going extinct, pollution, etc. all that is not a problem for nature. Only for us people. Because we need rather specific conditions to survive. And we get what we deserve. End of the human species would not make me sad.
The clip is a bit obnoxious though.
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-1 500. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Computer Generated Water Shows How Far Animation Has Come

#4 Think p0rnz! ;)
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-1 501. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Pay it Forward with Pizza

#1 just you wait until the taxmen hear about this. he'll be prosecuted in not time at all :S
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-1 502. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video China has incinerated 1,800 tonnes of old banknotes to create electricity

Must be all those US government bonds china has.
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-1 503. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video 30.000$ Gaming Rig

Reminds me of "2 girls 1 cup".
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-1 504. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video RAW: Sakurajima volcano erupts 50km from nuclear plant in Japan

Lightning in the dust cloud is interesting phenomena.

Also who builds a nuclear power plant next to an active volcano??? :o ...japanese apparently :s
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-1 505. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Delta’s New In Flight Safety Video

Nearly 5 minutes of lame jokes. Eugh
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-1 506. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Woman Escapes After Being Kidnapped, Locked In Trunk Of Her Car

"if someone tries to rob you - do not fight back" -- wtf kind of stupid advice is that??! that will cause more robberies to occur
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-1 507. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Playing dirty!

Oink oink!
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-1 508. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Hilarious prank call

Is this what they call negro poop humor?
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-1 509. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video Why Don't Movie Poster Names EVER Line Up?!

There is no problem. You read from left to right and in a picture you notice what is in the center first. It's not that difficult to explain. I think the video author just had to come up with *something* for his next youtube clip.
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-1 510. Klemm commented 4 years ago on video Spectator Knocks Out Cyclist Right Before the Finish Line

Probably just good old stupidity, not malice.
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-2 512. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Slowmotion BeatBoxing!

disgusting
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-2 513. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Subaru WRX pulls out cop car stuck in snow

I like you Tom. You often save me from typing the same things :p
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-2 514. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Slinky Master

Strangely erotic :S
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-2 515. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video The Largest Drum Set Ever!

I'm sure HE is having a lot of fun. The audience not so much though.
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-2 517. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video The Iron Knight - The world's fastest truck

What a waste :|
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-2 518. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video People Doing Awesome Things

I skipped to the end and it was still boring
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-2 519. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video ‘The UGLIEST Woman’ Has A POWERFUL Message For Bullies & Whiners

Ugh... here we go again trying to rename things and make people feel good (mostly about themselves) by not saying things how they really are.
1. it's not nice to say to anyone he or she is ugly. if you do that then you dont know how to behave.
2. some people are ugly as fuck. it doesn't matter if they are beautiful inside.
3. ugly and beautiful and how we humans perceive that, come from evolution. beauty is associated with healthy and good genes, it indicates good choice for reproduction. ugly usually means bad genes or disease which instructs us to stay away. this system is still very much relevant and dependable.

Feel free do downvote :)
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-2 520. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Not far from home

Wrong category again! Should be in ads.
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-2 521. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Stop a Douchebag - Immigrant, Terminator and Calamity

It's good material to learn how to deal with russian bullies. Still, one day, a driver will come with an AK on the passanger seat....
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-2 522. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Lightning hit a car with passengers inside - Lighting Strike

He was speeding so he deserved it :P
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-3 523. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Internet Citizens: Defend Net Neutrality - CGP Grey

#4 nope, you are. those limits you mention are the same to your net contract as your electricity contract has in amperage = maximum throughput.
The power company bills you by kW used. In net usage that directly equates to kB transferred. If we were billed by kB transferred then things would be fair.

But would you agree to that if your ISP sent you a notification that starting tomorrow, that's how things are going to be? No?? You would switch ISP the next day? Though so.

And THAT's the real problem here. Can't change an established market like that overnight.

PS! I realize this is the last place attempt to have intelligent discussion. My original comment was the fault of alcohol. I am sorry. Wont do it again. Unless drunk.
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-3 525. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video First 10 minutes of Orions flight

Damn that's boring. No lasers firing, no aliens.. pfft
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-3 526. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video The challenge

Please fix the auto-start in the new player :(
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-3 527. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Handicapped parking Prank

Clearly a fake and not even funny. Are they trying to popularize plain vandalism?
Any sane person target of such action would file a report to police.
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-3 528. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Deaf Husband Finds Out That He is Going to Be a Daddy

Again with the emo porn. I just don't get it why people need to publish their most private and intimate moments.
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-3 529. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video Free gifts at your neighbors door...

#1 No. It's an educational opportunity. And you should not be allowed near children.
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-3 530. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video Lazy dad gets 3yr old daughter to do an oil change

#1 So now's the chance to get those nasty videos thru and posted heheh >:) Rotten.com, here i come! :P
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-3 531. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video All conditions are perfect conditions

Well that got boring fast
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-3 532. Klemm commented 5 years ago on video When santa claus meets a bad driver

Crazy santa. He made her way more dangerous by scaring her into running. Should have just recorded the license plate and called police.
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-3 533. Klemm commented 4 years ago on video Girl Expected a Way Bigger Reaction to Coming Out as Her Christmas Gift to Her Family

Poor family. Poor girl. I'm sorry for all of them. I hope they get the help they need.
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-3 534. Klemm commented 2 years ago on video The fastest man on two hands - Guinness World Records 16,672,140 viewsSep 22, 2021 448K 5.1K SHAR

Well gee.. of course he's fast. He has found a way to get rid of some extra weight. Seems like an unfair advantage to me.
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-4 535. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Chimpanzee hugs Jane Goodall after being released into the wild

Sweet.

But i think the two other chimps were jealous for the hugs though :P
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-4 536. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Roadblock Fail

So what can we expect next on family safe Snotr?
Snuff films?
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-4 537. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Penguin Always Returns From The Sea To Visit Man Who Saved His Life

#1 If they love each other then i dont want to watch.
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-4 538. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video THE COSMIC PERSPECTIVE - Neil deGrasse Tyson

#2 That's the original source of the word but my meaning was more from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technology_evangelist
In NdT-s case i guess "science evangelist" would be more exact. I guess his job is to inspire youngins (who pays him?). For me he is incredibly annoying. Not even sure why. I just get the same feeling that i get when someone is trying to con me.

#3 no thank you!
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-4 539. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video Encyclospeedia on Top Fuel and Funny Car Engines

What a waste of everything
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-5 540. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Sleeping Humpback Whale

Looks like a floating turd
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-5 541. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Meanwhile in Russia

Putin hanging out with his kgb friends.
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-5 543. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Koala Joey Plays In Baby Basket During First Ever Photoshoot

Wow, the fur is so soft and amazingly cuddly. Would make a spectacular coat.
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-5 545. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video Dance by kremushka

I bet she is also awesome in bed >:)
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-6 546. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video A million miles on a Porsche 356

A man talking about his penis :|
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-6 547. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Cat scares the living shit out of dog

You are all missing the point here :) The clip is something i would share with my child but due to the title i do not.
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-6 548. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Remove a ring from a swollen finger.

meh.. here every housewife knows this trick
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-6 549. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Why Asimov's Laws of Robotics Don't Work

Ugh. The boy is a young knowitall. He totally forgot the intelligence part of AI -- if it's intelligent then it will understand the meaning of the laws just like we do. And besides its possible to quite nicely define what counts as a human by using dna samlpes.
Now the real problem is more about how do you actually implement those rules and still retain self-awareness. This can not be even considered before we have some success with AI (and i mean real AI, not just a supercomputer with complex algorithms to simulate reasoning).
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-6 550. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Driving in Kenya is a deathwish

The guy is clearly a stupid asshole too up in his own "rights".
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-6 551. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video History of japan

#6 Why would you lie like that?
While it's true i more often dislike a video that like it, you can not deny i have rated many videos as good also. Perhaps i'm just more critical than most people?

#5 The terrible editing ruined otherwise interesting video. So i ended up neutral :)
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-7 552. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Wil Wheaton

Knowhing the attention whore whe is, he probably arranged for that question after having written the speech beforehand :P
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-7 553. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Lesson for a Bully

well that was one boring 4 minutes :(
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-7 554. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Working the bat

3 times is not enough to tell if that's a boy or a girl.
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-7 555. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Young woman in Finland FIGHTS BACK when thieves try to STEAL from her store

Poor girl having to fight those refugees in her own home who show her no respect. I predict she will get raped and/or murdered soon. Things are not going well in Finland :(
Still well done on her part.
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-8 556. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Severe Autism

I'm with #(removed comment)
It's the humane thing to do. Why torture the poor cod and the family. Some of our morale standards are really torturous and hypocritical.
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-8 557. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Detroit 4-71 in gmc 650 running away start after 30 years

Wrong category. It's supposed to be in Rednecks
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-8 558. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Intense beach rescue.

How many broken ribs?
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-9 559. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video CRANE CLIMB 500 ft

i hope the attention whore falls and dies soon :)
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-9 560. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video 80 Amish pick up and move a house

Just wow. A whole new level of stupid :O
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-9 561. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video Little Johanna channeling Aretha Franklin!

So a show with a pushy midget and two children :x
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-10 563. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Harmony of the Seas

i hope it sinks soon
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-11 564. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Do You Wrap Gifts for Blind People?

Well i'm sick of him and i hate Christmas too! :|
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-11 565. Klemm commented 7 years ago on video THE COSMIC PERSPECTIVE - Neil deGrasse Tyson

Eugh. Evangelism makes my stomach turn.
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-12 566. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video Racism Test

humor fail
why is this FUCKING here?
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-13 567. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Baby Duck Slide

Only thing missing is a little shit now :D
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-13 568. Klemm commented 10 years ago on video Internet Citizens: Defend Net Neutrality - CGP Grey

Downvoted because of populistic/biased/one sided representation of the issue. In short the issue is that we (the users) like to pay fixed monthly fees for the net. If we were to pay the same as we do for electricity (=by actual usage), the whole problem would go away.

If you want to know what's really going on and to get both sides of the story then i recommend: http://twit.tv/show/security-now/457
(subject starting from ~08:30)
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-15 569. Klemm commented 6 years ago on video The face reveal of How To Basic

What is this shit?
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-16 570. Klemm commented 8 years ago on video History of japan

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-20 571. Klemm commented 9 years ago on video SABRE Engine

Pretty sure this is a hoax aimed to get venture capital