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+2 1. Kreker commented 8 years ago on video Russian problem solving

Most likely she was meowing like a mofo there and people were going nuts from that. :D funny, really funny though. Lets cut this tree down onto a power line. :D
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+1 2. Kreker commented 10 years ago on video Everything You Need to Know About Planet Earth

Did I see a TARDIS floating around?
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+1 3. Kreker commented 10 years ago on video Road rage karma

Both of them are stupid idiots. First one for blocking a faster car and the second one for being reckless and aggressive. This type of behavior is really dangerous not only to themselves but to other people around them and that is the worst. If they kill themselves so be it, but they usually cause harm to others. Another thing is that it is not smart to escalate any conflict. Even if you have a knife or a gun the other one might be even better equipped. Never know who you come across. :|
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+3 4. Kreker commented 11 years ago on video This is Water

Incredible speech, I wonder if all people have the same capacity to be emphatic or some are less then others or it is just a simple matter of slipping into this state of "I am the center of the universe" due to some situation that happened. Anyway I am really surprised how many inconsiderate people there are. At one point you also get tiered of always acting considerately if all around you just trample over you.
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+1 5. Kreker commented 11 years ago on video Last warning: leave NOW !!!

Crap, kind of gives you the idea of how strong a polar bear is. The woman was being thrown around like a freaking cloth puppet. :O
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+2 6. Kreker commented 11 years ago on video Man singing Ave Maria in Tank

:) my Slovak pride has suddenly grew up a notch. Looks like not all is lost in our country.
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+2 7. Kreker commented 12 years ago on video Babysitter?

Oh look a human toy.
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-5 8. Kreker commented 12 years ago on video Buttermilk "plays" with her "friends"

That thing is so annoying that I had the urge to make a goat stake out of him at least four times while watching the vid.
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-2 9. Kreker commented 12 years ago on video No, I said stop stop stop

Retards, nothing more nothing less.
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+1 10. Kreker commented 12 years ago on video Kitten Jump Fail

:D Super Cat al Rescate !!!
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+7 11. Kreker commented 12 years ago on video Super-cat

Look at it this way, Neo also didn't make it the first time.
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+4 12. Kreker commented 12 years ago on video Watercone

#17 I hope that you remember something from elementary school physics classes. Water is always evaporating even when its colder, also when its freezing.
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+1 13. Kreker commented 13 years ago on video Huge slip and slide

That is sooo awesome :O . I want to try that.
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+1 14. Kreker commented 13 years ago on video 10 Fastest Production Cars

I think that somewhere on the line they missed Ascari A10 as well. Does anyone know what the criteria were?
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+1 15. Kreker commented 13 years ago on video The Standoff

Looked more like a rabbit, not a dog at first sight.
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-4 16. Kreker commented 13 years ago on video Gay Parents Bashed

#14 Thumbs up from me.
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0 17. Kreker commented 13 years ago on video 2000 Watts

Lol, I almost peed myself.
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+4 18. Kreker commented 13 years ago on video Top Gear - The Marauder

That is a bloody tank, its just missing its cannon.
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+2 19. Kreker commented 13 years ago on video Old republic intro 2010

:O gimme gimme gimme.
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+5 20. Kreker commented 13 years ago on video Britney Spears Deleted Scene from Jackass 3

:) what a load of crap, that is so fake that even fakes are booing. When Steve'O was doing that he had to be tied to the toilet with a harness otherwise he would shoot trough the roof of that thing. I don't know what kind of effect her fake tits would have, but I am sure they don't include anti g-force reactors.
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+2 21. Kreker commented 13 years ago on video How to Photograph Wolves at Wolf Park

Looks like a gang bang. >:)
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+24 22. Kreker commented 13 years ago on video LOL - Fail on fail

Yo dawg, we put fail in your fail.
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+30 23. Kreker commented 13 years ago on video Demolition fail

#2
Sorry, I have to disappoint you, he said "Pockaj" and translated that means "Wait".
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+5 24. Kreker commented 13 years ago on video Extreme sitting

Its a dream for come true for lazy people, be extreme while sittintg.
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+1 25. Kreker commented 13 years ago on video Accident In the Amusement Park

:D What trickery is this? Is it magic?
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+2 26. Kreker commented 13 years ago on video High School Girl

Sounds more like a guy to me.
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+2 27. Kreker commented 13 years ago on video Base Jump Mirror Lake

:O No experssion, yust like yea I am jumping off a cliff, boooring. Seriously I would soil my pants.
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+5 28. Kreker commented 13 years ago on video Train vs traffic jam

Understanding of this whole situation kind of eludes me.
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0 29. Kreker commented 13 years ago on video Crazy guys

# Well, I think that Dan Osman already did that. Tough should be never forgotten that kinda mad skill.
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0 30. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Top gear - Bolivia

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Where you not watching it at all? It was at least twice there.
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+3 31. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Guy Screams For Mum On Slingshot

That sounded more like a new born baby screaming after a pat on his ass.
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0 32. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Feeding 120 dogs at the same time

Only one thing I have to say, don't stand in the way.
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0 33. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video 210ft Rope Swing

I would have only one comment while hanging on one and of that rope: ,,Poo is coming out!" Quoting Mr. Jerremy Clarcson, TopGear Bolivia Special.
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+10 34. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video extreme pogo

Nasty face plant. Suddenly earth stood up and rammed into his face.
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+14 35. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Box with a Stick

Looks just as dangerous as Teletubbies.
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+2 36. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Cool entrance

How is the song called? Does someone know?
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+9 37. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video The Intimidator

And till you finish putting this masterpiece together Mr. Bond will finish beating you to death with his telephone shoe. And then he calls for taxi with it. But it's a very nice idea.
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+1 38. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video 2 camels in a tiny car

Is that some kinda new tuning? Well no matter how many camels he stuffs in that car it just doesn't sound like a V8.
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+19 39. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video One Fat Guy wants to get on TV

Maybe he just doesn't have mirrors at home and it's just a way how to check his appearance.

Okaay the evening news are on lets check if I can go to work like this tomorrow.
Aaaah shit i forgot to turn and now i don't know how my hair does look from behind.
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+1 40. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Voice dialing on 2002 Mercedes Benz

They never make those elevators with Scottish voice recognition. Eleveeen.
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+5 41. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Bridal boot camp

They are kidding right? They must be. Please tell me someone this is a Onion News Network vid.
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+9 42. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Pro Mexican Wrestler Punches Fan In The Face

Right between the eyes. :)
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+3 43. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Duck dance

:D Ye looks more like a goose to me. Also sounds.
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-2 44. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Fake spot.

Instant parking place! I can already see the commercial for this creation. "Get your Instant Parking Place now for only 3.99 and if you call immediately after this commercial you will also get a Submarine windscreen wiper for free.
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+2 45. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video WORLD RECORD SPEED TEST

Go Potato. Nothing is lost, you can still make it. >:)
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+6 46. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Jumping Car

That dude was fragged by his car. Ain't that a nice headshot? :D
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+6 47. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Train HOOOOOOOORN

I hope she put on her brown accidental panties.
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+17 48. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Typewriter Orchestra

I bet that the thing that came out can be hardly called a business document. :D
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+3 49. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video World's Largest Skateboard Disaster

#8 You know I guess this is what people call Stupid guy's luck.
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+30 50. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video A little incentive to help him run faster

I bet he got disqualified as the runner was clearly under influence of illegal substance. :D
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+22 51. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Rollable OLED screen

So, soon we will be even able to watch movie on toilet paper. Then we can finally wipe our asses with movies we don't like.
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+6 52. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Massive Cooling Tower Demolition

What a shame. That thing looked cool.
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0 53. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Predictions from 1930 about fashion in 2000

Well, at least the telephone part seems correct.
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+4 54. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Brilliant iPhone investment

And who does not believe in karma now? >:) And there she thought how smartass she is.
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+4 55. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video First flight teething problems

Be aware of the threes, tree hazard.
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+3 56. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video 10 Craziest Child Preachers

That ain't right. That can't be healthy. :O
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+8 57. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Star Wars Trilogy Summed up in 2-Minutes, with LEGO!

#1 You kidding me! :D
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-3 58. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Hitler Sings

Yea sing and dance baby. :D
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+3 59. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Dumbest tattoos ever

I was kind of decided to have a tattoo my self, tough i have now doubts. :S
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-4 60. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Evolution of war

Some of those bits looked pretty harsh. I was not able to even watch Saving Private Ryan movie in one piece.
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+2 61. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Soccer Ball K.O.

,,Voll in die Birne." It's German equivalent for:,,Boom, headshot!" :D
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+6 62. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Dozey Trainspotter

That was utterly without warning. Like a predator going for a silent kill.
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+3 63. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Snowboarding POV

This is just awesome. Can't even express with words how much I love winter and snowboarding.
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+9 64. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Rats laugh when you tickle them.

So its official, rats can LOL as well. I wonder, when will they realize that it is also possible to ROTFLOL.
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+3 65. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Booze tree

Some of those positions I know too well :D.
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+4 66. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Optical illusion: dragon

It's not an Illusion, it's just another proof of human brain failure.
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+8 67. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Stairway Snowboarding

He, are they Fins? Mika Hakinen had the same accent.
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-6 68. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Darth Vader as a GPS

It's the V to the A to the D E R. :D
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-3 69. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Birds Cover A Parked Car

#16, Funny enough I witnessed the same situation each morning when going to work tough in smaller scale. Whatever car parked under certain tree was sure to be bombarded. Worked like a charm each night, I started to call that place a Bird diarrhea parking spot.
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+15 70. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Birds Cover A Parked Car

Ah Crap, that paint received a massive kick in the nuts. Not sure but I fear that bird shit is corrosive. :S I would wash it away ASAP.
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+9 71. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video The Dawson's Bee

I guess they don't go by the policy: ,,First come, first served."
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0 72. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video What?

Nice. He managed to remove majority of the foam with just one jump. Awesome. >:)
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+1 73. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Drifting Idiots

I wouldn't call that drifting at all. What they do is just drive a front wheel drive car very fast and then rip the hand brake to initiate uncontrollable slide. I would rather call it a planned loss of grip that sometimes looks convenient.
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+33 74. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video The Feather-Legged Bug

That reminds me of Starship Troopers and the Brain Bug, tough it had less sophisticated way of getting its prey.
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+6 75. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Mobile Guitar

As Jeremy Clarcson would say: ,,How hard can it be?" or: ,,Ambitious but rubbish."
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+3 76. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video The Stubborn Donk

Well that donkey surely went for a cheap trick. But it seems that the expression "music moves you" is correct.
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+4 77. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Determination

Is this what people would call pig-headed? If you will not succeed on the first attempt, try x many times. Eventually the Melon will give in, either his melon or the fruit.
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+2 78. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video One evil hamster

Parkour for hamsters.
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+2 79. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Copy machines, a security risk?

Well, better not copy your ass on it anymore.
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-2 80. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video World's luckiest deer

Maybe he thought that they are taking photos of him, hence the pose.

I bet that if he would meet Morpheus he would not have to run away.
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0 81. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Baby sitter

I do belive i will stay a child forever, at least in my mind. :D
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-4 82. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Seinfeld from a serious point of view.

WTF is this? :)
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+5 83. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Shithead

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing. >:)
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+2 84. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Disturbing japanese commercial

That guy has some huge cohone.
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+3 85. Kreker commented 14 years ago on video Jozin z bazin

Yeees very nice, Ivan Mladek and his Banjo Band. Quite the celebrity in communistic Czecho-Slovakia. I especially like the guy with brain damage and his retarded dance :D. Pure awesomeness.