Actually I would have peed in it. Saves me looking for water
Disgusting human 1
chimp -1(he did not get a flavoured nut)

for me

stand in the middle and play it again

Make him go back to his country with his family? hmmmm this poor guy probably works twice as hard as you for less than the minimum wage. Besides its a mute point, only American Indians are American, you foreigners can all come back to europe where you came from(arguing this makes you a hypocrite). How about just being glad that a HUMAN survived this catastrophe. Oh and anybody can have medical insurance in the great USA because you have to buy it because the government is in too much debt paying to wage wars instead of investing in a health care system. If you are a citizen in a european country you get it for free, regardless of how much money you earn. Oh and #1 perhaps you should look up some statistics, beause more Americans don't have health insurance than there are illegal imigrants, infact there are more guns in your country than there are people with health cover( more than three times as many), how sad is that.

An average adult can lift almost any fully loaded assault rifle with their little finger, a girl with 8 fingers and two thumbs aint gonna have a problem, this isn't a record I've seen soldiers do it blind folded faster. Probably a record for an 11 year though - there's a bloody good reason for that. Don't be a fool, don't take guns to school.

gonna kick someone in the face with a bat are you? Now thats a real talent, I would pay to see someone with a sporting instrument for a leg. Maybe even make a new competition for you at the special olympics for SPECIAL people.

bigass multibarrel gun + guy in white shirt = most artistic take down in history, that would have been cool and well worth the 1000 paint balls

I Guess the door just got tired of people going through it like an Essex girl

It WAS REAL. They had to dig it up because locals complained over the noise of the lone ranger. Its purpose was to incourage people to drive at 55 mph to hear the tune, thus reducing their speed. It was clever and it worked. It was on Sky news or BBC news last night, can't remember which.

I guess it makes other things more fun as well

The guy was obviously embarrassed about being exposed as a moron to the world because his face had to be blurred. Didn't your mummy tell you its not polite to point, guess he'll be doing his business with his other hand then (spank me)

I am never going outside again, I would be black and blue by the time I got home, asuming I survived lol

A fellow legend lost, rest in peace (in fact don't, stir up some shit, you would make an awesome ghost).

Anybody else skipped to the end? I did. Another boring photoshop piece of crap. Show a speed video of real painting and you might achieve something. Oh and am I first, yay my first first. (I hope)

#3 No I think I will live, if it continues to make your life that little bit more unbearable its worth it.

I wouldn't shake any of their hands. They are all arrogant scum, too worried about their image and political standing to do the right thing. Name one current president or prime minister who did something without an agenda for benefitting from it. Its ok I'll wait.

@ Noureddin - I don't know where you live but here there are gangs (frikin hoodies), drugs (you name it they got it) and I'm pretty sure some of em will rape you (even guys). In some housing estates you have to be prepared to kick someones ass just to go and get a carton of milk. Besides If you want your gaming kids to get some exercise glue their keyboard to a treadmill.

#2 yeah you horrible first poster, die

Well she obviously is that stupid, and she documented it and put it on the internet so its official. Pretty good tow truck if its doing 70 pulling a truck. You can just hear the passenger laughing, probably at her lol.

If I was in the space station what would I do? Hmmmm, make this video probably.

'puts nuts into #1s mouth' "JingleThis Fool"

Everybody has the right to a defence. You give people grief you'll get it right back. Also arguing with a moderator is just stupid, like strapping yourself to a digger and going weeeeee I hope I don't die.

At nootif I appologise for my bad comments. I was simply highligting the fact that this has been similarly done before and better. Also that real artists do not have undo keys or image minipulation options. Whose comments are useful?, you did not post anything of acedemic importance and if anything the last part of your comment was rude and useless. I am intitled to my opinion, not likig something doesn't make me a 50+ year old retard.

Takes guts to do but I've seen it done back home. Had the advantage of watching at any angle and in mega high definition crystal clear human vision. This one is just a trick angle there are much better video's out there.

There is a reason 16 - 25 yr olds are more like to die unnaturally. Its because we are all undeniably retarded, or undeniably in denial about being undeniably retarded.

He should never be allowed to reproduce with those damaged genes lol.

Wannabe Gansters are the bane of civilisation. Even hardened criminals don't stab inoccent children. How many children are gonna die in the UK this month so you can have some respect or your next fix. "I grew up in the gutter", don't celebrate it get a job and frakking move somewhere decent. "look at my bling" how many people you rob to get that you retrobate. These guys aren't cool they're retards who talk fast so you don't notice their primitive vocabulary.

Its illegal, he filmed it, he put it on the internet, he is the ultimate skating retard. He has held this award his entire life. I didn't see full body kevlar like they use on superbike riders, so he crashes he dies, really didn't see why he bothered to wear a helmet, I guess he had bad hair.

Suspension must be really really crap. Also #1 "no terrain necessary", so without water or terra ferma how do plan on getting this peice of junk moving, think about it. The only solution I came up with is pushing it off a cliff, thats a short thrill ride.

Hamsters are buggers, you think they are out of food, but they have hidden it, my hamster buries her whole food bowl. By the way he is not eating all of it, most ends up in his cheek pouches. Amazing how they can use their feet as hands though.

@ #12 because we can't kill it smoke it or hump it. There is no such thing as world hunger, there is however a number of countries run by greedy retards who cause their people to suffer. These people can be killed, humped and with help of napalm, smoked. But there is no incentive for our greedy retard leaders to do it. Ref the video, nice, people like this is what gave us inovations that kicked the germans butts in WW2 (and the Italians, yeah I didn't forget you scumbags either)

Multi touch will not rule, why because if I am using both my hands to manipulate my laptop then how am I supposed to scratch my balls/arse (my appologies for being a male). And its hardly cheap if you use your frickin webcam to make a pointless touch pad, why? because to be seen you have to buy another webcam. And if you come back with an argument like "webcams are cheap" just remember having a f**king huge cardboard box next to your expensive computer is a: dumb b:uncool and c:makes your expensive stuff look cheap. The geek girls will not be impressed. More impressive would be getting someone to scratch my balls/arse so I can have an ugly touch box too.

God damn it, second lol. Bloody first posters beating me to it everytime.

@ senate. If there's anything in my ass you put it there sailor. I "sound" like this because I am British and I am using the language like it is meant to be used. Oh and you didn't rebuke being a Yank so I guess I was right about that too. I win so no more comment commenting

ha ha. What the hell does Snotr mean? it doesn't even have a 'v' in it for video. (answer will probably make me look like a retard)

Yes most road accidents are caused by young men. Because we can reverse out of the garage and get onto the road. I have a lamp post next to my driveway - 2 women have hit it reversing so far. Its like you look in the mirror only because you were told to, STOP driving when you are about to hit something. It goes like this(seriously) "OMG,OMG,OMG,OMG,ARRRRRGH,(long pause)oh dear". But its ok, its made of steel and your car is made of aluminium.

How many people can remember anything from when they were four - how bloody old are you 4 1/2

The mince pie idea was good, I think his fruit pastry puke looking thing was a bit undercooked(f**king raw). Was just waiting for him to whip out a bloody huge flamthrower and burn the whole kitchen down. But alas I had to settle for a pedo twitchy look right at the end.

Absolutely fantastic, best ad I've ever seen. Will our generation add to it (I doubt it, unless he wants to run pass druggies and teenage gangs with knives). Ah the old days, when people relied on each other and chivalry was considered a good thing. I have yet to see someone in London give up their seat for an old lady, yes times have changed, now the shops rob you instead of the other way round.

ANOTHER urban climbing/running/jumping video this shit is boring and I've seen better. He's got skill but not special and definately not ninja. Ninja's were assasins if you saw them you were already dying. Also he is fanny for flaking out at the end lol.

Black people think they have it bad. #3 you are absolutely right. Its better to be black because nobody will touch you with a 6 foot barge pole, if you are asian or half cast(I am) they tend to beat you with it or at the very least think about it. Brits hate foreigners but without us commonwealth soldiers you wouldn't have had to worry about race because Hitler would have made sure there was only one. Show some respect to your fellow man he/she is mostly just trying to enjoy their life. We need less fools like this. By the way if I was a woman I wouldn't be scared of a black midget in a cheap suit.

Nice to see computers are still as glitchy as they ever were. No matter how powerful a computer seems to get theres always some a**hole at microsoft who will figure out how to make it slow, and then make you pay for it. They could solve the hand/blood thing by placing the drawing screen horizontally. But I guess thats too simple, even today.

"you are one ugly mother f**ker" -Arnie

I am not moving you cannot see me I am invisible I am Ninja lol

#(removed comment) well I guess they smoke crack and jack up with horse steroids as well, you just made them sound worst, well done to you sir.
I wish I still had mine(the BMX not the drugs).

Well both would look good on a plate

Pity most people on the planet can't read (its true)

Nice video, pity you will not remember 95% of the figures mentioned, unless you watch it again....and again. What is the purpose of this video? Only the author knows and since he didn't tell us its obviously worthless compared to its contents

#13 I was going to say that

Maybe I'm crazy but maybe just maybe the pilot waited so long to take off because his big heavy plane could not gain enough air speed for take off. Look at me I am a controller I know everything I could make the plane go faster lol. Get a bigger runway you cheap ba****ds. If he had tried to take off earlier he probably would have stalled and crashed, I think the pilots decision was right, he is the pilot after all and if anybody knows best how to fly the plane its him. #3 you need to get out more and meet some people, #2 you are right to defend your country, but #6 is still correct, American pilots do seem to cause quite a substantial amount of friendly fire incidents, perhaps it is a lack of training or the ability to question dubious orders.

I think #11 is a hypocrite. Now I want to see a V8 lawnmower, with a laughing granny at the wheel.

#12 what does a face plant have to do with politics, I think its funny from a funny perspective. Man I wish I was that male presenter, I would gladly lose my job and split myself laughing.

Its lurch fro the adams family. This is the funniest and most interesting clip I've seen on this site - thanks to the uploader.

You spend 1/3 of your life asleep(=8 hours). Complain to god maybe he will give that back too.

*(=8 hours per day)*

fair point #7 but if it took you 2 mins to realise you didn't like the video then maybe god can't help you anyway.

Thats the dumbest reason for a domain name ever. But its random so it was probably cheaper.

it really doesn't mean anything. They have truly pushed the lazy envelope on this site

The English language has been moulded from centuries of war and occupation. To say it comes from French is completely untrue. It is derived from Saxony(I don't know what their lanuage is called), latin, French, German, Nordic, and a whole host of other cultures languages. There is no British language, please do not insult the heritage of the other countries that make up our united nation i.e England is not Britain, its British.

Oh what the hell, English is English, just because you were arrogant enough(or too retarded) to respell some words doesn't make it a new language, its simply a different dialect. We butchered other peoples languages to make ours and Americans just did some chopping of their own. You go to Liverpool and start up a conversation with a local and all this crap goes out the window. Your language isn't as important as your dialect.

Couldn't you just say Brits suck mate(we don't). Those were some nice rhymes but reading your comment took longer than watching the video. The only bit I didn't get was "try to spit a fast-bar" what in sweet Jesus does that mean.

Can't wait until one of these guys surface only to realise they are a split second away from jumping into a boat/person. Looks like fun but should be kept away from normal people who can only afford to swim.

@ chance( no # because #1 will probably be deleted soon HINT!!)Yes lets try jumping sideways on a road. I know who my bets on.

Thanks, I guess I know what my next nightmare is going to be. Think happy thoughts, 1 2 PAC mans coming for you 3 4 he's already eaten your front door, 5 6 time for weetabix (sorry I'm hungry and rhyming six is horrible).

Looks like hard work, I'll skip it thanks. On another note just how retarded do you have to be to make a double post, I still have not figured out how you guys manage to do it, some of them are hours apart, how, how. You click post and move on, it is not hard. I guess its hard to make stuff fool proof since you fools seem to be so ingenius.

#1 That song sucks. This whole video sucks I wish all the moderators would just....ooooooo a cookie.

This is not funny or strange, this is called tactics, if you f**k up a country good enough even the terrorists won't wanna live there, go team. Although the guy with the recoiless gun(actually has massive recoil for some reason) that went flying after using it as a rpg was nearly as funny as me with roughly the same I.Q(I can only guestimate). Nice vid though

Oh and in the title its says no wind. More head wind would have meant more lift and shorter take off, it doesn't make the pilot look worst, it actually explains the reason for it.

I can't imagine having the longest ear hair and being proud. Some people have no limits to their self degredation to achieve fame. I would rather die unknown than be remembered as the ear hair man lol.

I've seen this on Nat Geographic, this is at normal speed. They have such amazing short term memories that they can memorize the numbers in just a second, something most of us can't do.

Vallline posting links to websites riddled with viruses is totally uncool. Nice try though. (you need to update active x my a**)

Not completely pointless. He is selling it. Fucking ebay idots who will buy anything please step forward now. (you know one of em will)

Its more than one person jumping on it. The guy you can see jumps on the back left side but if you pause it when he makes contact you can see the other person on the right (almost). Besides you can only see their legs, he may be a fat american or bigger (if thats possible). No rebukes, I've seen more fat americans than normal sized ones.(I DON'T DO P.C)

yes I am an ass virgin, bet you lost yours a long time ago. (your an American, only you assholes could come up with such unimaginative insults) Pick up some tips from #4.

Why is it everytime your girlfriend or wife gets in the car she feels the need to adjust it to suit her. Changes the airconditioning, the radio station, and then moves your mirror to do her make up. I mean come on were trying to drive, sit down, relax and for the love of god shut the f**k up, we hear you enough in the house.

#(removed comment) so what do call a system where you vote to get people(delegates) to vote again for you, hell these people are not even legally obliged to vote for the guy you did. Seems very undemocratic to me. But thanks anyway we will keep our socialist free health care, how bad that must be for us. #9 They got there first so its theirs, hence they are true Americans regardless of where they came from. Regardng the guns, if you do not see a statistial comparison then perhaps you overlooked the obvious(I could have used elephans or the number of cars the point would have been the same) ITS A COMPARISON OF NUMBERS put into perspective. Don't be a fool stay in school (you seem inteligent but are obviously lacking in analytical reading, study english that language of ours you happen to be using) Hope you had a nice Halloween

Those last 2 didn't look that great from the start to be honest. Thank god I learned my lesson when I was younger. If you do drugs keep them the F**K away from children, I was ill for 3 days after consuming pills in an unmarked bag that I thought were sweets when I was a child. #10 I don't agree that would be a good course of action but you also said no sympathy for them, that I agree with. You have a choice, you hear bulls**t stories about how they were stressed, or how everybody else was doing it. Honestly to all you druggies out there how relaxed do you feel and much do you think you fit in now when most people think your the scum of the earth. And you be fugly, and MsZoomy why can't we laugh at it, were not the dumb idiots in this video, we made the right choices. I didn't do everything my friends did, they still respect me.

Couldn't you just do the same thing on a couple of multipoint touch screens(like the I phone) that didn't involve ridiculously expensive projectors that your average consumer can't afford. As for applications, no company is gonna use this, it = strain injury lawsuit, a laughable waste of money that ignores the most important component, the operator which #8 has shown to have his/her limitations.

Thank god Muslim extremeists aren't allowed to handle alcohol because of their religion

Epic fail, and women were watching so double epic fail. (sorry about the first post, it was my first and last (was on my "to do before I die" list)

Seen it already, will wait for the day when the crying retard is in hospital saying nobody else should do this. You are a Darwin waiting to happen. "looks like fun" "looks like a fucking stupid way to die". What the hell is the vicar meant to say at his funeral--"we will miss you, because you are a retard" (sorry went a bit mental)

If fatty could run faster he wouldn't have needed to be run over with the criminal.

2 monkey heads, coz #4 forgot to rate

fix your doors, get a real pet. Cats are crap, selfish and ungrateful.