This one equally as bad: http://www.snotr.com/video/8190/Insurance_scam_fail

Well no shit, he loosened it up for him

I don't get it. It's not like they were driving. You don't need to have a seat belt on when parked.

#11 And punishing criminals is to scare the rest of the non-criminal population to stay... well, non-criminal.

For some reason this isn't illegal in Sweden.

Then again, this movie just shows inexperienced drivers getting yelled at by their teacher which makes them more stressed than you would be on your own. Also, you have to write the things he says which makes people think even more on the task.

Texting while driving is still stupid though.

#8 All I see is an idiot (you) that thinks taking care of their bodies is a bad thing. So you spend a lot of time on a computer probably (seeing as you're a level 47), what makes you think you spend your time ''better'' than these guys that obviously has training for a hobby? And it seems gay to you to workout? Wow, you must be under 15, kid.

#(removed comment) Asian pilots? You're a fucking idiot.

He's a goddamn idiot for risking other people's lives because of his need of a "thrill". If you want to risk your life, fine, do it on a closed space. Do not risk the lives of others! That car that drove out could very well have had an entire family in it. What would happen if he crashed into the side of the car? Goddamn idiot!

2:26 is 2 people walking over a crosswalk. How is that their fault the other driver doesn't stop when he should clearly see the truck on the right lane has already stopped?

#3 The dog is tied to a leash...

He should just have said "option C". Would've saved all the hassle, but wouldn't have made it very funny.

Sure, it's fun to see the camera in action, but for some (like me) it can be more fun to actually know how the device works

Too bad he didn't film before he got ticketed. Now we will never know the circumstance behind his ticket. There is nothing stopping him from dismounting his bike and walking across the blockade. You are a biker; getting hit by a car will not be pleasant. Dismounting and walking takes seconds, but it may save your life. I still think blocking the lanes are stupid, but not biking inside the lanes is even more stupid.

It actually looks fun now

Magic spray.

I know how it works: liquid magnets.

The last kid on the right is a future president.

#19 No shit? Look at some of the comments above. Just tried to be helpful.

This is how the dent effect in the end works: "The surface of the door is a painted rubber sheet, beneath which are several axe head shaped forms. When triggered, pneumatic pistons push the axe forms onto the rubber door face from behind, causing it to distort."

Not Swedish. They're Norwegian.

World's most pointless creature. I mean, they sleep like 90% of the day and when they don't, they still sleep.

There's no use in trying to chase him down. All it would do is result in an even more dangerous chase. Maybe they called in a helicopter instead? Maybe they saw the license plate and didn't have to chase at all? Anyways, one thing is for sure: the guy on the bike got scared shitless and fled from the cops, so I bet the cops are the ones who's laughing anyways.

#16, nope. More like overconsumtion.

He could have landed on his neck :/

5 vs 300. Wow, damn cowards.

Nope, this isn't fake at all. There has been alot of news coverage on this accident when it happened months ago. She was filming with her cellphone because she was going to use that as evidence on how these 2 trucks were blocking the lanes for themselves.

#5 And that's nothing compared to this: http://www.sevilla111.com/default_en.htm

111 gigapixels. World record too.

1st rule: Don't taste good.

#2 It's actually a she according to the owner's facebook fanpage.

#14 I went ahead and did.

#7 Because religion and doubts about this being ethical.

Personally, I think this kind of technology is amazing. Just think of how many people that can get their lives "fixed" with stuff like this.

"Luckily it was a humvee"? If it was really luck the car would've been really small so he would've crashed and stopped on the first sign post. This just costs tax payers unnecessary money.

"The bite happened so fast, there was nothing I could've done."

How about not being around 10 deadly sharks in the first place?

Our world can take twice as many as we are now, after that it will become a problem for our kind to survive on this planet. But if the growth will stop then there're no problems. We just need to get better at not wasting stuff, like throwing food in vain and start recycling.

We really didn't need to see almost 1 minute on how a shovel works. But after that it got pretty cool. Definitely a handy tool.

It's unbelievably hard to control someone who's insane and full with adrenaline. They have the strength of atleast 3 people. But this time around it pretty much took them by surprise. I guess it's pretty easy to think that no ordinary person would run out into traffic like that.

It's stupid they let them go the next day though.

It's obviously just a bath room. It's not like they spend their entire day inside there. These elephants get good care from people that love animals and try to help them from hunters and people here call them cruel? Idiots.

This might have the same effect as speed cameras have. People focus much more on their actual speed than on their driving, which can result to more accidents. This is why speed cameras have been criticised so much.

See, some police officers are actually heroes.

Of course this is in Japan.

The last one was on purpose. Not that funny :/

Hardly the police doing something wrong here. People obviously saw someone painting stuff on the wall and called the police. You notice how many times they arrive and do nothing? That's because even they knew he did noting wrong, but they had to investigate. Some commenters are just stupid.

No Link ;_;

That's a feature to counter enemies that pick up fallen weapons! Only, you can't use the weapon yourself.

#8 If you signed up just to talk shit, then you are more sad than this fingerskater.

#3 British police are not armed with firearms. They can't use deadly force.

#5 It may be assembled in China but the spare parts come from all over the world.

Suicidal rat

I like how he casually walks away. He didn't stop for one second.

The future firefighters will be equipped with grenade launchers instead of a hose.

Lame. It would have been more fun against adults. Scaring kids is child's play.

I saw a lady slip on some ice some week ago and she banged her head pretty hard. Immediately she was surrounded by 6 people tending to her. I was on my way too from across the street but I stopped as I saw she was surrounded already. Nothing I could do other than just be in the way. This was in Sweden. I don't know if it was just the right people at the right time, or maybe people here are more willing to help others.

Shit happens.

#11 You are ignorant. You know that most of the slaves are children. How dumb can you be? You think they actually work 18 hours a day because they want to?

#10 That's ignorant too. No it won't. Why would it 'go back to' stone age just because we could help people have better lives? Instead of working almost all day they could get more humane working times and more money. Everything can be achieved if the consumers just stopped buying these products until they get better work conditions. The slave handlers want their money too.

I love how the desicription assumes everybody on Snotr are male.

#9 You think your taste in short clips are better than his? I feel sorry for you for not allowing other people to like different things.

It can't even smack a fly? I'm not buying that crap then.

For once, I'm actually envious of fire fighters. They get to be near the smoke

#14 Really? You know that the drug crimes in Mexico are a huge problem? This was a blow to the drug cartels. So many people die because of them.

Now to get out...

I don't see how people can draw a conclusion from this. I mean, they showed us 1 time where people didn't do crap. Who knows if that is what happened the most?

Wonderful title.

Yeah it is in the description.

I didnt notice any tangling. He was adjusting the lines. He knew what he was doing.

#5 Even the Swedish police will drop the chase if it's a madman like in this clip in a city environment. The chance of more innocent people getting hurt increases if there are several police cars chasing too. Just look at what happened here; several cars smashed. That's just standard protocol in Sweden. Maybe it's the same in Brazil. Especially considering the fact that this city is alot more trafficked than Swedish cities.

"A 100 times cheaper", but more than a thousand times useless in actual warfare.

At least he's famous now.

#2 Yeah sure they could have picked him up, but I'm pretty sure they just wanted to show how the dog behaved, not them acting like fools trying to force him.

#22 Why don't you get good grades, become a scientist and cure cancer? All talk, are you?

lol, 360 no-scope.

They look healthy to me. And they get food. Maybe if it wasn't for him they'd be dead?

i liked the music

#15 If the birds really didn't like it you really think they wouldn't try to fly away? or at least avoid the guy? obviously he/they take good care of them.

He was handcuffed, probably for a good reason. No cop would take them off just because someone's balls are itching. The risks are too high.

It was smart of her to not wake him up. That other man had a gun. If she'd scream to wake him up panic could easily ensue, resulting in someone getting shot and killed. Playing it safe was the best thing to do.

Naww, the lioness tried to make the lion stop too.

It looks fun, but I would've been just as terrified.

#15 That's not how local firefighters work. And what are you doing to save them?

Why did people even bother? The place would still be there another day.

Holy crap. This is amazing.

I feel nothing for these idiotic humans that go and watch bull fighting. Sure, they might not be the ones sticking the poles and swords in them, but if people did not watch it it would not exist.

These people got what they deserved.

#17 Nobody in Sweden knows who the black lady is either.

It looks so much like some bad special effect, but it's amazing and it is real and looks so weird.

#15

No, it's gone in Sweden too. It's just a shorter version, is all.

It's cool, but just testing it on 1 elephant doesn't mean every elephant reacts the same.

Why not just post all the Planet Earth episodes instead.

#10 I bet if it was a man you wouldn't even care.

We have insurance for these things. Better use them and not your fists.

My cat is just like the black cat on this clip

I liked how the third kangaroo got kicked by the other kangaroo. He didn't want anyone to take away the honor of fighting fairly.

#1 You mean you actually had respect for robbers before?

I've never seen so many high rated comments on the same clip before.

Where do people get their names from? One can only wonder...

Natural selection.

Looking at it like this makes you wanna touch it :X
But I better not if I want to live.

I guess his 'scare tactic' didn't work

What was the point of the first minute?

Ow that must hurt.

#7 Clown? Wow. Ok.

You can decide category yourself.

#5 Who honestly cares about what category a clip is in? This is just as awesome as your jackass clip is considered 'accidents'.

So did they like, spray paint the chickens?

0:32 Oh god...what the...

#27

Are you for real?

Why do someone just randomly film a highway?

I don't see the connection to Alzheimers either. I think it's more about a father/son connection thing. Still a nice movie.

These trucks don't really turn or anything. They drop of the tanks of gas near the road at stations.

If they somehow could make this work for people that have lost both legs it would amazing.

I've heard of people with this disease stretching their skin so much it completely loses its elasticity so the skin just hangs everywhere.

I'm glad my swimming teacher didn't drag me by my feet and push me under water.

That dog wants her cookie. Could hear how she protested a little when she was doing the tricks.

How can people not get this clip...

Goddamnit that robot is cute. Reminds me of Wall-E.

He accidentally kicked the tree instead.

She wants to make sure he doesn't run away when the kids are born.

I didn't laugh because that is extremely dangerous. One bite and you're done for if you can't get anti-biotics fast enough.

It would be more fun if the elevator just suddenly dropped with no brakes

I tried to do this with my dog just now. She just stared at me and then walked inside.

To me it looks like the cop only got hit because he saw that woman standing in a place she shouldn't be, and he tried to react. That woman could easily have been crushed there.

I have a portable cellphone from the mid nineties in my possession. It's as small as a my arm.

Doesn't sound like a normal vuvuzela. Just a loud horn.

1:1 nice feint from the goat

When you think about it, this site has a really stupid name

That's how you advertise.

There has to be another person. Very cool move.

They shouldn't have blown up the dam.

That's not sneezing. That's an epileptic seizure.

#1 That instructor was a kid. And the other man tried to help, but it's quite hard to help someone that doesn't understand what a wheel is.

Number 2 could have broken her neck.

You have to admit, that was a classy line at the end. Made me laugh.

You kinda forget that he's still just ironing clothes, but it looks so cool

Don't understand the need of idiotic and insulting comments in here.

#13

Ever heard of 7% Beer? That's what we have in Sweden 6 of those could make any man pass out.

I never grow tired on these kinds of pranks.

#1

Not really. That's just the water in the air vaporizing.

Now make one that goes up.

Goddamn whiteknights thinks everything is torture... Get a grip, idiots.

#9

What? Only thing those 2 shows have in common are that they're animated. The humour, characters and setting is nothing alike.

While he acted cool, he was actually incredibly stupid too. Now this might've been a fake pistol or something, but what if it was real? And the robber was dead-serious or just a psychopath? It's better to just hand them the money so they can leave without harming anyone.

Sounds almost like he had a heart attack, but his dedication to his work and to the audience made him fight through it.

Or not

I don't like titles that spoil the clip. Makes it less fun.

What if another car full with people thinking of doing the exact same thing came from the other side? In that darkness? Yikes.

and I can barely handle a car

I wonder if the dude with the guitar even noticed what he did.

Too bad that this "parody" movie will suck just as hard. Really, they stopped being funny after Scary Movie 1.

Whoa, he was dangerously close to get smushed by the wheels of that thing.

#2

He might be doing it for the thrills you know. Still pretty dumb since he endangers others...

Atleast we didnd't get to see a cow get shredded. Urgh, that clip still haunts me in my sleep.

I like how they weren't afraid to show that they failed some times.

"Hey! Can I play too?"

#24 god help them for having some fun for once. you know how much shit a cop takes every day? why not just let them have some fun.

but yeah, remember what you said when you surf snotr or facebook on your job or school.

That is pretty cool.

Really beautiful. Would've wanted some better quality. It doesn't do the clip fully justice when it's like this.

That evil smile.........

And then a new breed of bears were born. Imagine these things in your forest.

I thought it was really small at first. But then it really freaked me out when it was almost as huge as them!

I played this game. It was... surprisingly good

Looks more like some frog.

I wanted to see more of the reactions. Those are the best parts of these kinds of clips.

"I have succesfully infiltrated the enemy headquarters. Awaiting further instructions, sir."

"GET THE ***** OUT OF THERE!!!!!!!!!!"

Plane 1, Mother Nature 0

really awesome

Simply beautiful. Had to watch it twice.

The one at 6.08 is definitely the one i reacted the most too. The dude just falls down like 5-6 meters, and the worst is he saw it coming

I like how the guitar add that small, finishing touch.

#13

it won't be a problem if they fix the shaking.

It would be so col with a movie completely in first-person. They would need to use alot of CGI though to get rid of the shaking, but man, if it was in 3D too it would be an amazing experience

thats why you should get firefox and install adblock plus

do not try this at home. it's very dangerous and might explode.

they should've walked in the grass, more friction for the shoes.

Hey, I was the one that submitted this video!

This could be very useful in dangerous crossings.

in our country it's a federal law to stop and help if you see an accident.

oh god so embarassing

Well there's a reason to why birds didn't become the rulers of the Earth.

So what are they really preventing here? Sure, it's much safer to board a plane now, but the terrorists will most likey chose other places to bomb like boats, trains or normal busses if the planes are too secure. Do we really need these kinds of things on every means of transportation today?

they made something very similar on The Office some episodes back

please ban that idiot that votes down every comment

After I saw this clip I had to snuggle with my dog.

title gave it away :/

I think he's playing on xbox 360...

Not only is he the host in this clip, he also uses akimbo 1887's, the most OVERPOWERED PIECE OF SHIT TO EVER EXIST IN A VIDEO GAME. But meh, video-game clips shouldn't be on snotr in the first place.

#1 cats can't speak

"where's the ladder" ohoho, the memories

#1

having the same problem with the recent snotr-movies too. the video-box won't appear. I wonder if it has something to do with some firefox crap

To me it looks like the robber had no intention of killing him. I mean, the clerk was wide open for several seconds; if he really wanted to shoot him he'd be dead.

#9

good question, it's really annoying. all it does really is spoil the movie...

He showed that mountain who's boss.

if that lion was really hungry she would have swam after the deer.

actually, who didn't see this coming?

can people stop voting down posts if they don't contain anything that breaks the rules? really, mods should bann those people.

imagine being on them when they move them out

i liked the part where he fell

lol what a cliff-hanger

cat what are you doing? you dont belong in space, youre a cat!

Why does he never do this kind of things when he plays for the swedish team

#22

actually, you foul-mouth, it has a one-way entrance

i like how the second person just picks up the hen like it was nothing biggie

i sure hope nobody had an iphone in their pocket

#11

/facepalm

read about this accident yesterday on a swedish news-site, and apparently several people got hurt and were sent to hospital

#25 you think a police officer is a steroid junky?

^are you kidding me? can't you see how fast he was coming towards him, and on his side of the road too? what was he supposed to do?

#7 this could be huge in games and movies

Did he really have to throw his earmuffs on the ground like that? They might have broken, and earmuffs can be really expensive. I mean, think of the children in Africa.

#2 considering this ad was really popular on youtube and on many other places, no, it will bring more sales.

Sound if way of.

I thought it was funny

this one really brings back memories

the doctor one is the best though

#8 except, we don't have a place inside us with fluid passing like that. also, how could a camera, inside a human being, do a 360 - degree spin?

no, it's like Blasterjk said. It's oversized tubifex. Lots of worms gathered in one place. When one worm retracts, it makes all the other worms do the same.

Disgusting? Yes. Funny? YES!

at least she didn't destroy any property, so that's a plus

i lol'd

#4 It counts when the ball is in the air when the time runs out

Has to be staged. A cancelled account can be re-activated again, so I don't understand why he would get so "upset"

#7 You should check out Project Milo from Lionhead studios. It's a game fully built around an A.I. recongnizing you. And IGN, once again, says it works.

IGN is a highly respected, and the worlds biggest, internet gaming site.

that kid must have had some hilarious thoughts after that one

JOAKIM!

lol, the movie was also funny

Imagine aliens come to our planet to study our behaviour, and this is what they see...

i bet they're all blind from getting sand in their eyes

i like the theme song

#(removed comment) here comes peta...

I thought cola zero was "made" for men?

Man, I'm amazed by the simple fact that he can draw and holster his weapon so fast

That is Steve Carell in his roll as Evan Baxter in Bruce Almighty

the super-computer stuff scares me. it's like terminator is starting.

umm...okay

#5
is he saying: "That was f****** awesome"?

haha quite surprising end

#1
no shit, MTV 2003?

ah, now we know how they made the orc-voices in the lord of the rings

lol

the last octupous was quite amazing really

wth the last one lol

SECOND!

when I was in bulgaria I bought a painting made with this technique. it's is truly awesome.

Man it'd be so awesome if people in the WC-series used these kind of tricks.

haha, good commercial

I bet Messias will come the day after and be all "wtf?".

you really have to play the game to understand the jokes lol

really cool

lol, look at the other 2 dogs in the end. they look confused xD

that's a reflex that could save lives in other situations...

haha this is so funny

there are way too many retards with accounts on snotr.com

that was a really tiny crocodile

lol hilarious

that must be some really thick chalk to be able to skate on it like that :-)

lol

haha this is awesome

too much crack I suppose

thank god the face just slipped on the ground and didn't get stuck :p

He's got awesome talent. Or she.

I wonder if a imitator will start voicing clips now. His voice was truly epic for trailers and commercials. R.I.P.

#8 hot-pants is a type of panties for women; like string, tanga etc.

#27 are you blind? he was about to strike him but the other guy reacted faster. pure self-defense.

#7 critizising someones floor...omfg get a life

wish it was longer

#9 it's not fake read the description

#20 why do they say goblin shark on the video then?

4, the japenese guy said goblin shark in the clip 2 times ffs.

6, your just a retard that doesn't get the joke

lol

chuck norris doesn't turn the lights on; he turns the dark off!

#8 wow thank you captain obvious

haha

why do people care if other people post first anyways? what harm does it do to you? just ignore it.

last!

night3659 you fucking idiot, you really believe the cat was on lsd? the owner was just playing with a toy offscreen and the cat followed it's moves. the fact that it says "lsd" is because the cats pupils expand so incredible fast and often.

you need to calm down you damn peta freak.

#9 who cares? the dog enjoyed it, you could see it on it's tail and face

ok that was a nice way to waste 50 grand on lol

Well at least, like someone else said, he won't be able to spread his genes

he was awesome, so funny xD

7 who cares?

Slow? Wtf are you guys smoking? This is a goddam tuturial, and it's still fast. 9 you're full of shit.

Oh how cute *touches*
...X(

this cat was in a cage because it's potentially dangerous. It must have been abused to react that way against other people. I'm sorry to say this but that cat was/will probably be put down.

captain hancock hihi

16: lol, read the info moron

the last ones are cg though , missed that part

it's stop motion, not cg

they must be some pretty easy prey lol

could have gone wrong. i dont like pranks that jeapordize someones health. he could of landed on his face.

i wonder why they got permission to do that to the pyramids

yep, we're doomed

lol nice video

how can the video have such a good score but it only got negative comments?

why is it allways the beer-commercials that are funny?

2, good point. I'll stick with Carlsberg.

Wow this course looks hard.

I saw it coming actually

lol

thats a good terrorist target

looked like a bumper car lol

yeah, gears of war this time

now that's adorable

lol

shit!

did they just blurr dog poo? lmfao

he just yells at this random person: GET THE NET!!!

i love his random laughter.
first he was like:
but then he:

no children for u!

actually i take that statement back. i thought it said 720 MILLION a day and not 720 thousand

sweden could not even be able to keep the war going for one day - that's alot of money!

oh 19, you just had to spoil the fun didn't ya?

lol

Wow you're all retards. This is a satirical joke...

lool

the floor is unusually clean for 136 cats

xD

now that's desperate

Awesome

Haha french
Btw, are there more then me that have problems with this site sometimes? Like movies don't load? Just curious if it's my internet.