"ladies & Gentlemen, here we are going to try out "kabuki" (or something) with the head of Mr. (sth). So, here you can see it is shining, here is the carton (making basically fun a little of his balding head). However, when he was 18 years old, I have to tell you, he did not look like this. let's begin with the procedure. Here, angel, you can start. hahahahhahahaha , there you go. Ostia (Damn), here we see already a bit the effect. Coño (female genitalia), flipa, ostia (things that mean stuff like "damn, oh my god etc...), hihihihih... Oh my god, this guy will have a mane... 'female genitalia', Its falling down to his nose..and it makes more where he doesnt have any..."well, this is ok" ..." this is incredible...*scary alien music in the background plays...* thats, it... he has Hair again..daamn! Incredible. Dad, you are not going to believe this. Now - its done, its done"


Here , more or less. I know its not exact and something could be translated anyway, but You're welcome

Does rather strange things with your brain than eyes!
Nice vid

wow, touching!! But I agree with #4 ... surprising how she is able to speak so normally.

This is amazing. Very clever app. The translations partly not correct, especially from eng-spanish, but probably still in a very early stage. I want this app once it comes out. Would be very helpful especially in asian countries where none of their signs make any sense to me

Looks like a great parteyyy!!

#17 "his actions solve no problem - It encourages the weak to stick out their hand and expect something to be placed in it."

How can you say something like that? Preventing an other human's death by giving him something to eat does not solve anything? These peope would DIE without his help... His actions PAVE the way for better change, my friend. It is true, that life ain't all rainbows and flowers, but one has to look at how we can learn from this and make a step forward, instead of looking at how to critizise it. Ironically, "the weak" as you call them, are the people that end up contributing most back to society as they are the people who have most gratitude. Many foundations for health and non profit organizations to help others have been created by people who experienced severe pain in their life and want to help others.

Watch this video, smile and think how you can make a difference as well

wow, this is very impressive... I also love learning languages, but 11 languages at 20 is just incredibly amazing!! He also seems to be quite fluent in all of them !

Dogs are friggin' awesome-period.

hahaha Isn't that the instrument sheldon is playing in BBT?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPL8u8gJL0A&NR=1 D

No idea, it really existed like this! Awesome.

This is one of the best videos I have ever seen on this side. Kudos!
This is trully caring and inspiring!!

#2 def. not...Im right there with you...
But must be fun to watch this when you're high

You gotta be kidding me. My dog would have tried to bite my arm off if I tried putting him in a tub
haha, soo nice

? ? Can't touch this ? ...diiidiiidiidii ? Cant touch this..lalalallala! ?
Its a shame that nowadays while watching any documentaries, you feel like the guy talking in the video is talking to 4 year olds.

#4 you're welcome I enjoy other people's videos too, so only fair to try to return the favor

Appreciating this video a lot!! Thank you for uploading!
I carried my dog, that we found on the streets 10 yrs earlier, in his last minutes into the vet-hospital but when I entered, his head fell down on my shoulders.

If you take care of a dog, you can be sure he will take care of you, forever - no matter what!

At least he's making people happy Just like #10 said ... Whatever you do, give it your all , enjoy and live with passion. Awesome video This man is probably happier than most people with high-paid jobs!

What a beautiful dog

When i was in czech using the toilets there on the airport, they automatically flush 3-4 times the minute.. even though i wasnt finished they kept flushing again and again automatically.. its kinda annoying :/
Those toilets are maybe from asia? they always have great innovations

Man, that is such a cool vid ))) - and a very nice doggy too!!

" I like it rough SM-style with your 2 friends joining" -

If he liked it rough and hard, at least he got his rough happy ending. Even with the 2 girls joining! Some people just are never happy enough...!

-Be careful what you wish for cause you just might get it.

"Most beautiful presents in the world ..."
...are and will always be, the things you cannot buy! Beautiful.

maaan, what a beautiful dog )

Humans after all... are just a bunch of evolved monkeys

Beautiful A genuinely very happy man! ) So nice to see.

"A half eaten sandwich" ??! hahahah, damn this was funny!!

The girl at 01:40 is adorable

strong humor but some parts are quite funny

#6 comment is obviously faked, i mean fakded.
Im sure he didnt write it himself, it must be a fake!

ahh, i have one too... those dogs are just the coolest ever

This is soo awesome!
All it takes to make animals happy is admiration and care...
There is nothing more they ask for.

The orangutan obviously is not able to walk 10m without rolling.
He'd be great for a jackie chan movie!

Awesome video, keep 'em coming!!

"The sky is the limit!!"

01:53 "yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaahh"
02:30 " yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaah"

Audience cheers when the hot girl comes along, and when the kid gets beer hard to guess which gender the majority is... => Hot Woman + Beer = yeeeeeeaaah^2

Nice video And I think the comparisons of humans' priorities being f'd up because they help a dog rather than a human are absurd. It is not that they "like animals more than humans", it is that a good person with a vision and love for animals started her/his dream of a foundation that helps animals. That person raises funds and helps animals using its spare time. There are other organizations that help humans (http://www.snotr.com/video/8135/True_Love_and_Affection_-_Narayanan_Krishnan) But it's the people who do that. Individuals that want to help others. People contributing back for a greater purpose than themselves. If you would rather see a human get their vision back, well... how about doing something so that one day you can be proud to say " I helped a human get his/her vision back" instead of comparing it to the helping work of others. Btw, I agree...you are right, our priorities are f'd up, but the people in the video have their priorities right there where they should be.

hahaha, good old Finland KarhuTv means "BearTv" translated... never heard about this channel, but apparently it is all about bears soo cool! Next thing, they will all sit together in the sauna

This reminded me of the Intro of "big bang theory" only played slowly.

Dogs are so friggin' awesome!!

Leave a dog 5 mins alone, he will easily beat the performance of that cat ...

Maybe mankind is getting lazier and lazier, but at the same time one cannot deny that the drive for being even more lazy makes people really,damn creative and work hard!!!
Kinda ironic..

Hmmm...I dont care, I still want one!! ;DD

haha, i love how this video is in the category "ownage"

'Eye' liked it a lot

wow, love this one

Most people figuratively speaking are asleep in real-life, on autopilot from day-to-day, and fully awake, alive in a dream.

Love this video.Inspires me to be awake in life.

This video is just beautiful, thanks so much for the upload. One of my absolute favourites

#10 building on that premise..lucky that dog didnt have appetite for chicken wings

haha, 00:17 is what Sheldon did as well
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9CJHO-uBgc

The never-ending story of "So close, yet soooo damn far"

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/11600000/Almost-Can-t-reach-ice-age-scrat-and-scratte-11617330-400-256.jpg

<( " ) Pingui-Smiley on Facebook !!

wow, but kinda weird that the elephant also knew the right colors and stuff.. even if they gave the elephant the colors, how did he know, that now he's painting a flower and thats the right color for it.. They surely tought him that! but still pretty amazing!

great one, made me smile !

Yeah that was great, u could really see that the dog was having fun

Thank God they cut Phil Hellmuth in the end before he had the opportunity to talk rubbish. Gus Hansen and Daniel Negreanu are the absolute elite And this was a crazy hand of poker!!

Damn, i got the shivers watching this. this is truly a strong person and amazing skills and determination. i've got respect and amazement for him! amazing.

Imagine being trapped in a huggee plate. The plate is filled with chicken nuggets, spaghetti, pizza and all kinds of delicious food. Chicken nugget starts poking you with a stick while beef jerky tells u " can't touch this, nanananana...." and pizza is just walking around you, watching like a dork.
Can't blame anybody for trying to touch this walking food
And as a bonus you get a free shower when you touch, so...

Go Lions!

Maaaan, they are soo beautiful

It's better to be happy than to "be right"

haha, cool stuff

Where is this from? Is this a real-life show, or a documentary or what is it? If anybody could clarify, please

What.The.Fuck ??!

I'm still confused.. who the heck won?? (Next to the audience, the clear winner that got an entertaining fight)

at 0:39 and 0:58 I really thought the kid wanted to do some push-ups in front of her to show her how strong he is D

She's kinda hot, though

where is this from?? does he have a scheduled show?

No question, that bird is definitely male

That lion has such awesome looking fluffy hair D

This guy is awesome!
He also released a mini-series on his blog " Living at Cause" I recommend to check it out... its really awesome stuff

They should use those owls for mascara commercials, awesome eyes!
mannnnn, i want one

This guy is just amazing!!

dogs: stupid or smart , doesnt matter, they are always awesome and mostly fluffy!! ))

at 05:09 you can hear someone yelling "Get lost" D hahahah
Maaan, nice1..only in the movies....!!

I love those talking animals... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bTbAsmPOKo I think this here however is a much funnier version of the same guy it should be on snotr!

the last woman says "It doesn't go away!" DD when she tries to wipe her shoe off the grass...

Kaunista! - Suomi on kyllä hieno maa!

Interesting 'commercials'?! Maybe category 'cars' would be more suitable

I agree with #13... This should be common courtesy!! Especially if it's a guy lying in the middle of the street. This should not require extra thought or reasoning, but should be the natural thing to do

I did that also often when I was smaller... I remember, tough, poking someone accidentally in their eye when raising my finger... :/ Hurt like hell and not very smooth, but oh well....

Damn, it feels good to be a gangster...!!

You can really feel the tension in there Dog hasn't been that nervous and tense since his last blind date turned out to look nothing like the online picture, and the situation got awkward!!

tss.. just like my dog! always has to kill everything he finds in the woods, but never eats it!

i dont like swimming very much, but obviously it can be very entertaining!

too bad that in television ur every word is being recorded, thus can be used as reference anytime !

For the ones who want to see how it looked like afterwards:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdhNO6kxhpM

this area is very close to the beach of this video.

The male and female gender. Dog playing hard to get, not responding.. and cat testing dogs limits, annoying dog to death and bitch slapping him for not responding and not giving her attention.

Wait,no... actually its only display of female gender.

hahahahahahaha, thats sooo nice!!!

Oh maaaan, I so love that language!! It really sounds like cute, little children talking some weird stuff

#8
Whereas I do work with Marketing and Advertising, I was not part of this project. Would be nice to work for Google, though! I just think these people are just great at re-thinking and -defining old concepts into new ideas.

If more classes would be taught in an engaging way instead of the 1900's method of " I stand here talking and you listen, while I write stuff on the board and you are bored to death because you dont understand anything,you are not allowed to speak and just watch my back all the time" - also the grades would go up by a lot. Not maybe this way, but creativity is a nice thing sometimes... We are not robots who need to follow traditional protocol all the friggin time...:/

I liked the video

#12 Sure, and what if an alien comes down to earth to get its teeth checked by the dentist. However, the teeth of the alien are wayy too big to be checked and made out of contagious disease inflicting, purple liquid. The dentist is forced to remove all the teeth of the alien because the alien only has wisdom-teeth! While the dentist removes the teeth, the dangerous liquid sprays all over the documents of the dentist. Now, you are next, wouldn't you like that the dentist uses a clean keyboard? What's this dentist argument here. If its useful or not is disputable...let's just enjoy that technology is going forward and forward

There is really no point in arguing about which country kills the most people 1 death by gun is already one too many. Luckily nobody in the video got hurt. And indisputable is this:

If people did not have guns, they could not harm anybody with guns.Period.

#25 I could not agree more with you - that's why I meant guns in general, not only normal citizens without guns, but also criminals. I referred to "people" in general. If guns were not available to the public, but only to army and police and other "authoritarian institutions", then less people would get hurt by guns.
I am not saying to take guns away from the general public whereas "criminals" can still get guns.
Of course, some people practice shooting at the range, so it is hard to prohibit guns to the public. I live in a very safe country, where in the last years school shootings sadly have become "popular" .It is soo easy for the children to get the gun of their father and start shooting around. This option should not be available - with no gun available, nobody can go around and shoot people!