First world problems...

My goodness that had to hurt!!!

Also, filming with an ipad looks ridiculous.

Kudos for being clever and all, But WILL SOMEONE PLAY WITH THAT POOR DOG ALREADY!

I don't have much of a problem with "strong language".
But why must he fu***** use the fu***** F word in every fu***** sentence that comes out of his fu***** mouth?!

... didn't see that coming ...

I'd imagine the "luckiest guy in the world" to be relaxing in the sun on his private island with his soul-mate after having wont yet another lottery.

And from someone that young... Faith in the future - restored.

That was perfect! xD

Look at the other lane! I'd say she's been here before. xD

What a lovely couple...

Is the previous owner still alive?

Nobody inside - Its a Decepticon! It goes from LADA to NADA (I wonder if any non Portuguese will get this one)

Mamma Mia!

How many cameras do these guys have?!

Like a boss

Meanwhile in Africa ...

Even clearing his throat sounds awesome!

Damn it! Why do pilots insist in using the wrong lane?!

Holly shit is right!

Regardless of good breaks, both seem to be at fault. The guy who overtook the other car either didn't properly check the rear view mirror or misjudged the distance and speed of the bike, and I'm pretty sure mach 2 isn't a safe or legal highway speed.

Who on earth tries to climb on two inches of ice over a smooth slippery surface with water running along it?!

... poor cows

Cool! That is a WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY nicer prison!

I thought they were creating this amazing looking wall but instead of showing it they undo-it?
I feel cheated

I think I just found my new screensaver.

These forced movie-guy-like voices are just silly.

The guy's a snorer! xD

I guess now we know who has the balls in this family xD

Whoever came up with this is a freggin GENIUS!

He wont be able to walk in a straight line for a while. That was insane!

I was like:

"hmm"

Then:

"ahh, nice nice"

Then:

"WOAH! THAT'S FRIGGIN COOL!!!!"

Good men, the both of them.

I expected an actual video...

This has to be one of the coolest videos I've seen in a long time!

3:30 You're welcome.

#2 Yea. In his head. Instead of a brain.

I think the secret behind a good flashmob is not the performance, but the overwhelming number of people. The best ones add people right up until the end and leave the real bystanders wondering just who on earth is in on it to the point of wondering "should I join in?".
90% of this one was just a group performance whilst an audience watched.

Good on that guy for adding some life to what would have been an otherwise boring choreography... why on earth I've gone into such detail on this comment is beyond me.

Seriously that title is breaking my brain! I cant stop thinking:
"What was he trying to write and how was he trying to write it?! ... and the there are smart guys ... are the smart guys the ducks? the smart thing came from the man but that would be singular. And is there a word missing between the and there? Or is one of them a typo? And what would be before the ellipsis? Oh God make it stop!!"

Reminds me of a scene in aliens. Maybe this guy's an android too.

Almost expected to see a massive fiery round alien ship emerging from that cloud front.

Pretty sure putting on a mask and threatening people with a real chainsaw falls closer to an attempted murder than a prank... I mean wtf.

Faith in humanity - restored

How on earth does That happen?!

#1 No matter how you look at it, that was WAY too close!

Speechless... if that's not a life lesson to us all, I don't know what is.

I'm not saying I agree with those (would you really "KEEELLL"?).

But cook and clean for sex?! We're from different planets alright. xD

This video is relatively terrible.

Crouching Tiger, wobbly Dragon.

Holly sh*t that was EPIC

How cool is that! Made my day!

Not faked - staged. The man still jumped off an old building.

Angry people?

Something tells me the refused refund was just the last drop for him...

I thought they were saying "Like a wuss".

I feel so cheated

Who needs a zombie apocalypse when we've got this.

DOUBLE RAINBOW!!!

Gotta love the Swiss

I wonder if this is how they got the original sound effects for star wars.

I wonder how much they charged for that "extra luggage".

Everybody's thinking about it so I'm just gonna go ahead and say it: COOL HAIR DUDE!

Not a bad music to go with it, but sometimes I wish people would just leave the audio alone.

Great final shot, btw. Poor guy lost his friend.

How crazy it is to have a bomb detonated so many years after it was launched!

In a way like glimpsing the past. And a terrible one at that.

Where's the Fighter Jet Police Patrol when you need it?

Well... At least he didn't stop filming.

I need to watch this show now!

Funny. But if the person filming is a stranger. Then its a bit creepy.

All I could hear in my mind.
"Hair hair hair hair. Hair!"

Jk, super interesting!

#3 To the north, I think.

There's a good story behind this.

Recipe for peace and prosperity:
1- Sack every single person in politics and high level banking positions and replace them with people like these.

2- Disregard the fact they'd have no experience running governments or large corporations.

3- Enjoy a society that actually makes sense.

"pretty sure that's a Lambo dude"

Nop

#1 Sounds and looks like South Africa.

One of the best videos in snort imo. Loved it! thanx

That's what happens when you try to order a salad at McDonald's.

Brave Man, going a second time for his daughter.

Raise the stakes a little! Make it exciting! Use lava!

I'm imagining someone frantically going online to download the right Anthem and painfully watch the progress bar as it slowly crawls to completion. Or maybe they just went to youtube...

Dear God!

What a cool dad.

Nice thumbnail...

"Rather than using visible light to look through walls, which is not very effective"

Translation:

You can't see sh*t when you just look at them.

!Sdrawkcab drow yna yas nac lrig

I wonder if she can visualize the word in her mind and then read it backwards.

The amount of skilz in that court IS TOO DAMN HIGH!

That's no speed bump, that's a mountain range in the middle of the road!

Coming up next: Red Hot Nikel Ball on Steam?

Looks like the maniac was itching for an excuse to use his new toy. Kudos to the guy at the end.

#4 And yet it made my day, all over again.

Do they seriously make four-story apartment buildings out of twigs?

... You know what, Thank you for sharing this.

Quite beautiful indeed.

0:33 F*** this, I'm out of here!

Nice video, great song, awesome people! I hope I'm like them when I get to their age... but I'm gonna reach the top

The advantage of wearing a diaper, clearly demonstrated here.

Shut up and take my money!

I was expecting it to actually work.

I'm impressed with the green bikini girl's glasses. They go outside the boat to the right, inside to the left and right again!

Dis man verry funy. I lick him a lot.

At the end he said "I knew this man would do something crazy"... how on earth didn't anyone pushed the guy away when the victim was on the ground and he went to touch his head again? I'm surprised how calm he was.

On that end shoot I almost expected her eyes to open.

But why that corner in particular??

I love it how the guy voicing the dog appears to mimic it's movement around the room. Quite the attention to detail from such a seemingly low budget video.

OH NO PLEASE! WE SURRENDER. JUST. JUST MAKE IT STOOOOP!

-Wanna go again?

-AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

I'm impressed!

And what do we do about it? Bend over and take it in the ass.

Unless the title knows more about my life expectancy than I do, I'm pretty sure I'll see a bigger one eventually.

Interesting subject for Captain Slow.

... What in the world have I just watched?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

Even Mr Death needs a bathroom break.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

#2 I'm afraid it does.

1:16 - guy on the right

Am I the only one uneasy about the recurring line "There's a soldier in all of us"?

Cool trailer, though. Better than the game.

Living the dream

#4 There is a distinction between being violent and being forceful. We absolutely need forcefulness. We need to stand and fight for what we believe in, especially if our lives are being destroyed so the few may make the extra buck and advance policies that only benefit special interests and corporations.
Violence, like throwing rocks to the police, however is just wrong, dumb and very much counterproductive.
This was aggressive. Not violent. And right now, we need this kind of forcefulness by the people so we don't get screwed even further.
And Iceland is a great example that it can work. No wonder you don't hear about that on the news.

What a strange group of people.

I was watching this with headphones when my girlfriend came and told me:

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

It took me a moment to figure out why she was so choked - I was grinning and laughing the whole way through this.

She couldn't hear the hilarious sound effects.

But yea. Without them - pretty gruesome

#1 No. You will run crysis.

Thanks #5. Glad to know this guy survived. At least for his four kids.

#3 I'm a bit fed up with the russia jokes, but that one was genuinely funny xD
Kudos to you sir.

hmm.....
hmmmmm....
... I think it might be staged.

For people with more money than brains. Or taste... I almost thought it was cool, until I noticed that the bit in the beginning of it extending itself was just an effect to show how big it is.

Cuteness level: IT'S OVER 9000!!!

That's one of the coolest things I've seen lately! They really nail it at the end!

0:41 If he hadn't strapped on his helmet there's a good change he would be a vegetable now.

Those other kids should take note.

That is some serious shuttlecocking!

Thanks for the warning. I'm currently infiltrated in the headquarters of EvilCorp hiding in a closet and that loud clanking noise would have been the end of me.

Loved it. Personally I don't see the appeal of getting completely wasted for wasted sake and/or seeking the company of other women who make their living having sex with hundreds of losers or taking off their clothes whilst you stare like a brainless dick.
Having fun with your mates, being kids (with the perks that come with being an adult)? Sign me up!

I freaking love this story!

If only they didn't start laughing three nanoseconds after he closed the door. Could have left the guy wondering...

Well, it's supposedly good for her skin...

10% Funny
20% Criminal
70% Asshole

A late contender to the funniest video of the year!

Canadian Version:
Eh, looks like we're crashing.

**WAPANGBANG!**
**CLUNKRattleRattleRattleBANG!**

Sorry bout your plane, eh.

RestOfTheWorld Version:

OMG OMG OMFG ARRRRRRRRGGGG!!!
**WAPANGBANG!**
**CLUNKRattleRattleRattleBANG!**
AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHH OMG OMG SHIT! SHIT HOLLY SHIT FUCK! OMG!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvDqoxMUroA

Full version for those with time to see the cool ascension or for those wondering what's the stuff in front of the camera.

"I'm not clever enough to solve the rubix cube. So I engineered the mathematics and the mechanics and built a machine to do it for me."

Pitch perfect! Good luck on your post-puberty voice.

... I'm so dead

Super Cool! Reminded me of the Scott Pilgrim movie.

Loved her expression when she almost made a mistake. Amazing performance!

One of the funniest things I've see in a while xD

Brilliant video to be next to Frank's Speech xD

And that's why Smart owners shouldn't be captains. Habits die hard.

It's a bit irritating, yes. But nothing compared to him staring STRAIGHT INTO MY SOUL as he does it. 0:49

#1"That kind of over the top forced 'soulfulness' has become so cliche that it's painful [for me] to listen to."

There ya go. A subjective sentence goes well with a subjective opinion.

I liked it.

Someone's been playing a little too much frogger.

Cool. But imagine if the rope got tangled in a hand or leg... yikes

Yea, I'm completely clueless on just what those degrees mean. Is 5 the highest or do they go to 103?

In either case, sending this guy to jail for the next 5 years sounds like a stupid idea. Kinda like -

"Ya loser. Breaking into McD to eat that crappy food? Go to jail and learn to be a proper criminal. And don't you dare getting out before you kill a man (and spend 50.000 hours doing semi-slave work. We gotta compete with China somehow.)"

Seems legit

Brilliant! Fell free do drill my skull now. Anytime. Really.

What is this!!!!????
A roundabout in america?

0:42 Are you fucking kidding me??!!

The weirdest perhaps...

I'd get a Tesla Model S instead.
-0-60 in 4.2 sec
-EPA range of 265 miles (one bloke recently drove 400)
-Sits 5+2 with enough luggage room in the trunk and frunk to compete with a suv.
-Free use of the growing super-charger network (a full charge in an hour using solar energy)for free long distance travel, forever.

Yea. Keep your cool sounding racecar and give me one of those instead. Pleeeease

#5 It looks like it will roll down a mountain pretty well.

Great. I know what I'll be dreaming about tonight

Every time a little boy smiles, a pharmaceutical company fairy dies.

I bet he's at least a bit dizzy.

Largest Athlete? Judging by this fight I'm not sure I'd call him an athlete. The man looks like he has trouble just walking.

The laws of physics state that given the mass-to-wingspan ratio of a bumblebee, it is impossible for the creature to fly.

But it does.

My mouth hurts.

Britney - "I feel con uncomfortable with you even staring at me."

I feel uncomfortable even watching a clip of her dead eyes staring at someone else.

Slow video. But decidedly NOT (inherently) boring. What a graceful and genius piece of design and engineering!

Doing poorly in school and cheating is one thing.

Celebrating mediocrity is another...

Cool
What!
Whaaaaa!
Whaaaaaaaat!

Pretty much sums up my reaction

THIS IS ADORABLE!

That's how I handle drunken idiots at night too.

Whatever you do, DO NOT show this to Kristen Bell.

#(removed comment) ...what?!

The commentator gave me a startle the first time he spoke xD

A bear with ADHD!

"CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE **squirl?** ........ what was I doing?"

It was probably on that chair behind her.

Absolutely love this guy's accent.

That's not just good for a kid. That's excellent by the best standards!

Why can't we all be more like him?

My hero!!!

nice scream at the end

It's gurgling...

I remember seing the concept for this car a few years ago. Looked like a cool spaceship-car. Now that they changed the proportions and applied a matte color it just looks like a weird spaceship(ish) car-toy.

And common. It can have a million horsepower and go from not to 1000 in minus 5 seconds. You'll still be in a bar saying "I drive a citroen. But its cool, trust me" ... mehh

http://youtu.be/UwnOr9AGplk?hd=1&t=56s better angle and all...

One of the reasons that I as a kid stop having nightmares with snakes was because I realized I could easily outrun them... good thing I don't live in africa.

That is freggin ADORABLE!

And its going down...

Great video with outstanding music choices.
I bet some passengers were a bit freaked out by the unusual ground procedures, though.

They're Brazilian, it's his birthday, I think that's deodorant and he seemed to be more concerned about whether or not the camera guy was filming than his burnt hair or the woman shouting "Are you insane?".

Pretty dumb.

#3 absolutely nothing!

... I don't even...

I can't. I can't.

*Thor listening to ACDC's Thunderstruck*

They should have a guy who's only job was to hang on to the basket with his head inside it.

2:50 HOLLY F*CK!

... oups

Love this kind of stuff! Looks like something Improv Everywhere would come up with.

I wonder how many innocent people that "high precision strike" "missed"...

#4 That would give a new meaning to 'Blue screen of death'.

This made me happy.

I know of an even better active protection. It's called "peace". Also known as "Let's stop acting like immature idiots get along and be nice"

I wouldn't want to get my fingers stuck beneath A HOUSE.

Ok, so this might be down vote material, but I've had this issue for a while now and maybe its stupid, maybe it's just me, but I'm gonna say it anyway:

I appreciate these crash or fail compilation videos. I think they have an entertainment value and they serve as cautionary tales. I can objectively say watching these have made me drive safer at times.

That's great. But am I the only one who has an issue with presenting some of these with titles or subtitles that come across as "Your weekly dose of LOLs"?
Maybe it's the emoticon " " maybe its the text, or both. But there's something off about about juxtaposing that message with videos that contain "shocking or disturbing footage", where real people might get hurt real bad (or die).

Is it just me?

Get a room.

Fool me once - shame on you.
Fool me twice - shame on me.
Fool me trice - OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!

That last silver car seemed to be out of a movie set in a near future.

In case you want to try it yourself: http://stabyourself.net/mari0/

"Windshild Replacement On-The-Go"
Look it up. Its a thing over there. Very convenient.

4# It takes a moron to call someone a moron for calling people morons, you moron... oh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=734NqPD_-GE

First shot - "Bah. You numpties, you might as well just kick it."

Second shot - "HOLLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"

I never wanted a trailer nor do I think I'd give much use to one if I had it. But man! I want this!

Cool! I've never seen that before!

Hey! But they can count with one hand by how many goals they lost to Germany

DISCLAIMER - Don't keep any life saving pills on it.

I believe in God and I read the bible. And still laughed along, although part of me feeling a bit sad at the irony of all that hate mail.

I thought exercising was supposed to make you live longer.

Red Bull usually sponsors or creates the coolest events and feats. This one however, just felt overly staged and boring.

After a while all I hear is sharapasitown and sitownasharap

1:17 was the best!

ALIENS! THE ALIENS ARE COMING!

These guys have a real knack for the silent movie business.

Definitely a must see in HD.

"NO SOURCE NO POWER CAN SHUT THESE WOR"**mute**

#1 It was censored? Oh good! I turned the video off the moment it looked like they were going to do a close up of shit being squeezed out of a dog's anus.

"Now lets see what happens when we split the atom and give it a good shake."

#8 http://youtu.be/6o3RK-RpJmY?t=1m14s

Yea, because a loud moving appliance with that single purpose patrolling your house isn't conspicuous at all.

Great. Now I have this music stuck in my head.
Congrats and many more to come!

Reporter- "So why have you kept this appliance that you believe to be possessed by satan, leaves evil messages on the burnt toast and spews fire wen you try to use it?"

Woman- "You know, when all is said and done... it makes the toast."

....pffffftHAHAHAHA ha oh man I just died

We all benefit from strapping a megaphone to a small dog that barks a lot in a suburban area???

I saw this news the other day. Its not in a proper aquarium, just one in a mall. And it had three sharks, all dead now.

Damn it, so much dust in my room

0:56 It was particularly sweet after watching that orangutan's idea of celebration

A video of a regular guy helping out some police officers in need of a helping hand is not something wee see everyday and I found it more than interesting enough to be on snort. But that's subjective.

Thanks for the warning. Although I would like to hear what a fiery-tumble-weed-tornado sounds like.

At least paint it yellow and add some LEDs!

I almost feel bad for the other guy.

This being football I'm surprised the guy didn't throw himself to the ground in a dramatic fashion...

Nice team work. And great footage!

I suppose a sneak attack is out of the question.

00:30 Please tell me those are his keys or something like that.

#3 Okay then. Try having a guy with mad skillz and balls of steel do that in a mini.

Funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJxj1mou03M&list=FL73t5LtWFhA6CRwnPfTeFHw&index=3&feature=plpp_video

Funnier

That was one of the coolest looking landings I've ever seen!

It always surprises me just how physical the internet actually is.

Young girl with the orange shirt -

I liked that they showed the guy at the end who has to clean their mess. xD

So, if after a while that thing, stuck to a hospital, turns black with all the pollution residue we know it works?

THE END IS NIGH!

I like how she rides along with some ducktape just in case she has to tape a bottle to someone's sidemirror xD

That was cartoonishly quick!

Nice title

Can you tilt it?

"No one understands me! Let me go. I'm killing myself getting in front of that giant moving vehicle."

Glad to see they have the sense in using dual supports. So even if you're inexperienced, as long as you switch the connectors one at a time you should be totally safe.

Count me in!

Poor Matt xD

The only problem Bear Grylls would see in this would be sharing.

Still a better leader than most of ours...

I like my pizza dizzy.

Male before:

Male after

-followed by-

Female

Male

Jump - anybody seen my hat?
Jump - anybody seen my hat?
Jump - anybody seen my hat?
Jump - anybody seen my hat?
Jump - anybody seen my hat?
Jump - anybody seen my hat?

He must keep all of his tricks in those pants.

#3 It's a BMW. And I think that's a white iphone at the end. So he's certainly not poor... I Almost wish I hadn't read the comments. Not so epic any more.

That was a rock...

Whoa! That was harsh! I love it

That looks cool enough for me to half wish (but not really) I didn't have an arm xD
Which actually reminds me of the game Deus Ex Human Revolution where prosthetic got so advanced people started to augment themselves, which begged the question "where does humanity end?"
Cool stuff is cool

That's how they came up with the sound effects.

Maybe a performance best left to the circus. You don't want deplete the already short patience of a bunch of ranging alcoholics you're supposed to be serving ;P

I you're wondering about the excellent music:
Dexter Britain - The Time To Run

1:35 was pretty twisted

Waaaait...
Ho00ld it...
Hooo0oold it....
Just a bit moooore...
..COMEHEREYOUMOTHERF#CKERGWARR!!!!

I can relate

I wonder if we'd see an increase in engine failures if this video went viral.

Not being in the army, police or from a country that casually sells guns in convenience stores, the warning above this video sounds pretty irrelevant to me.

In this test flight, the rocket stopped at 250m

Here it reached 1.000m https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwwS4YOTbbw

PS disregard #(removed comment) Its just one of those "scare" websites.

Where the hell is Matt?

#1 Thank you. That was 3/4 less of a waste of time than it could have been.

I always try to think "what if it's not an asshole but someone on an emergency".

What if the back of the car there was a woman going into labor and the husband was trying to get to the hospital.

Oh wow. I must have died and not noticed.

0:21 Drinking? and driving?!

Toddler-size shark-cage was the best imo

My fav part was the original soundtrack...

How cool is That!

Wouldn't want to be the drummer in this band

Impossibru!!!

Did not see the end coming. What an COOL dog!

Felt more like a publicity show than a flash mob.

If this keeps going we're going to have to wrap ourselves in foil...

#2 Looks like a major idea to me. eh? eh?

Blimey!

What's up with the random sound? It had me going through my tabs wondering where it came from.

2# And here I was thinking it stood for Totally Sexual Assault.
Maybe after they install the molecular scanners we'll go back to only having to worry about radiation poisoning, having agents play with our dicks and frisking our daughters.
Ahh. Land of the free...

I like the guy who just collapses after watching such an awesome move

#3 One word - Bacon - your argument is invalid.

I sure hope the welding holds, otherwise it will be "mister jet met miss back"

There is such a danger as over-stimulation... http://goo.gl/nEKqU

I'd make a point to never buy their products ever again.

Note to self-
1- Pitch a movie like this to hollywood using established characters like Stallone or Schwarzenegger and have it take itself seriously in face of the absurdity.

2- Make that movie.

3- Buy my own island with the money I earned.

I want to see a reinforced version and a guy crazy enough to jump without a parachute.
(JK please don't)

CALL PETA!!!

Less fuel in for more miles out is an impossibility? And here I thought it was a natural phenomena that came with simple iteration and optimization.

Cool visual add, just turn off the sound so the narrator cant insult your intelligence.

Quite possibly one of the most extraordinary videos I've ever seen. More of a window to the past than a video, really.
Its strange how hollywood has shown us images from this era in color, HD, 3D all the bells and whistles, but remembering it feels like so faded and fake compared to the vivid life in this b&w video.
Kinda makes me wish I had a Tardis.

Someone needs to send a little drone with a camera and go as deep as possible!

BANGARANG!

Quick! Aim for the quadcopter!

It hurts to even look at the thumbnail.

I guess that's one way of making your job seem more complicated than just calling out ascending numbers...

So, i suppose that video was portraying a mass suicide by laughter? What a funny way to go

"Kansas Supercells" ... Great name for a band.

I think I understood three words.

I enjoy fail compilations... but these are 1003 times better.

They stimulate a completely different part of my brain and inspire me to do amazing things... which eventually lead to a fail.

The other dog doesn't seem ecstatic by the lack of attention.

The first guy did sound Russian. All others sounded Portuguese.

The actors really made the video

Reminds me of my old boss. Only nicer.

You're cool dad, but I'm dreaming I can fly! BUGGER OFF

Yea... I'm sorry for my comment. It was useless and silly.

http://i.qkme.me/35dwdl.jpg

The end frame is quite freaky

AND he got the least damage. Dirtbag.

I hope he has that thing grounded pretty good. http://www.snotr.com/video/9378/Amazing_video_of_747_lifting_in_place_in_extreme_wind_conditions

It's actually a quadcopter.

Thank you.

#9 Hardly. They're all around. Sometimes we just need to give them a chance.
I don't think we have a lack of good people. I think we have a lack of determination to really question things and stand up for our morals. I'd say about 90% of faith lost comes form being at the mercy of systems controlled by few who have no interest in the well being of the many. Get the apathy and the miscommunication out of the way and we'd be a lot further ahead towards a world where justice, kindness and thoughtfulness were celebrated on all levels of society.

We have no lack of good people in this world. Just a lack of a clear dream to do good and accept no evil to control us or subjugate us.

peace

Why does everything on the discovery channel boils down to the eleventh hour of the last day?

I thought it was just called feet-volley

I think the truck driver forgot he had the long back bit on. Still, what a freaking menace!

Whoa! That was cool. Thanks!

I didn't expect this to be the emotional rollercoaster it turned out to be...

Who's that handsome looking guy at the end?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHH

R.I.P. Spine

A stunt? That's closer to a murder attempt.

This made somebody's day? A low standard if I ever heard one.

Maybe the uploader is a sentient lettuce with an internet connection and a insatiable hate for humanity.

#6 Well played sir xD

Very cool. Although why he wouldn't wait for a clear day is beyond me.

My poor ears

Glad this video is in the right category. I am indeed in awe of the pointlessness of it all.

2:29 That expression makes me love humanity.

I'm at a point where I want to dismiss any and all videos that still use this music as a "look our video is cool too!"
Spoiler deployment was pretty rad, though. Only highlight in a boring egomaniac video, imo.

"On* Devil's Pool"

Since you took nearly half of all words in the video title/description to apologize for your poor english (even though it was pretty much faultless) and asking "please" for a correction, I felt I had to oblige and resort to nitpicking.

Personalty as a more accurate title I'd write "Girls toy with their silly idea of defying death at a perfectly safe and touristy pool of water near a cliff"

An even better title would be "Victoria falls down Victoria Falls", but that would be a very different (and darker) video...

I just love how the lady in blue is trying to keep a straight face.

They do sound pretty much identical, but that doesn't inspire me to be in awe of it. Its kinda interesting. Actually, that should be a new category on Snotr.

Whenever you're in doubt of which category to choose from, instead of the apparent go-to category of Awesome, just choose "Kinda interesting". Most of the time, awesome videos here are really just kinda interesting anyway.

There goes my appetite...

Good on them! Although... There must be something wrong with my ears because that sounded horrible.

Nice acting...

It gets more interesting after 1:10... yikes.

From the tittle I thought he was going to shoot the car, not just the windshield...

Less laughing more pushing!

I'd love to see an Ikea instruction manual on this thing.

http://youtu.be/sXCh3s1YC5M?hd=1

HD filmed with a GoPro!

O_O ... That has got to hurt!
http://youtu.be/EjZ7Cb5WDLM?t=1m57s

Grown-up kids in space!

Not a good place to run out of gas.

BRILLIANT! He successfully attached a blender to the back of his bike.

Go ahead. Overtake him, I dare ya!

Cartoons?!

#7 That would mean Everything Sucks.

This is how the borg empire began.

sync this video

with this song
http://youtu.be/wwg033Ze3Lk?t=12s

#7 Good catch! Thanks.

This video is on my Number 10 list for poorly edited videos ever.

Good thing it wasn't in the mood for a swim.

WOW!!! It's like glimpsing another life where I only knew basic English words like "good".
Thanks uploader!

I couldn't help but to read "knights of the old republic" in the title.

Wii U?

"Holy Shit Oh My God"

if this was in Canada it would be:

"Sorry 'bout your car, eh"

Ahhhh. Look how relaxing that must be. Just gently swaying in the wind. I bet everyone inside is super chill and serene. In fact, I probably take a nap and just be gently rocked by the world. How nice.

The last one is a win!

Forget cellphones! I want a battery pack with these on a Tesla Model S!

#9 Going downhill with a tail wind... for 400 miles? Haha. Actually it was 423 miles with average conditions, but the guy (and his son) averaged 25 miles per hour. xD
They still broke the world record without trying very hard so I'm expecting the 500 mark to be broken soon.

Love the sound the hammer makes when he just touches the chisel with it before a strike.

World's laziest man.

#5 Admittedly, describing things is not his forte. I would call it an awesome sight, if we hadn't collectively utterly destroyed the meaning of the word by using it everywhere. But then someone who had never experienced awe (hard/sad to believe) wouldn't have a clue of what I was on about.

Oh man!

Their bs talk. Their gestures. The slowmotion and camera angles!

This has to be one of the most unintentionally hilarious videos I've seen recently!

So, so bad. So so good!

Never mind the alien on the moon, why was an Italian astronaut doing spying on the Americans? Shouldn't it be the other way around?

Having, smoking or selling Marijuana isn't a real issue. At least not greater than tobacco or alcohol. It's not that these absurd policies aren't solutions to non issues, it's just that they're solutions to different ones. The police have incentives to generate arrests and the overall system has incentives from having a massive population behind bars that can work for next to nothing.

Some of these look really bad. For instance, did that riot police man accidentally shot himself in the head?

Also #4 With close to 15 years here I'm hardly new to the internet and I've never noticed the 1337 thing. Is it something from the 90s?

...And then, he got murdered.

#3 My thoughts exactly.

Some I wouldn't recognize without the pictures but a lot I would and some even immediately. Not only that he did it in voice, character AND tune. Pretty cool!

That's mental! You would have thought they would at least choose a stabler car than a small old golf.

Read the title and thought - "Sure why not, I'll check it out". But this is actually a really interesting window into other people's personalities!

The word "awesome" really has zero meaning anymore...

#23 Down-voted your post BECAUSE it is the text-book definition of extremist...

Yes! Thank you for this video.

That is some thin fabric!

#11 Yep

#6 If that's a da Vinci sketch I will EAT my history of art diploma.

#12 Thats what I assumed too, but for some reason my comment on that was erased leaving me with a correction that makes me look like an idiot. yey

Never mind his riding skills. This man can bend steel!

Why is he like - "ohhh nooo I'm sorry for that bit of luck! Don't be disgusted."

ITS A GAME

This song AGAIN! I love it, but really, I'm starting to get a sick of it now that's become the go-to-song for anything considered "cool", both on the web and on tv.

... regardless, great vid.

I'd watch it.

but MAKE IT HARDER!

What a brave way to slaughter people... not.

Cop edition

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7TzPEYci_w

Actually its healthier not to make your bed because it cuts down on the amount of moisture, so the dust mites living inside it dehydrate and die.

Videoception!

I'm not sure whether understanding what she said made it better or worse.

That ... was freaking epic

I certainly did not see that coming.

That's what happens when a wizard tries to get into mugged sports. There's always something peculiar under the hood.

This needs an HD version!

Assassin's Creed 4?

I was more surprised with the fact that they started in the middle of nowhere and by the end it was in a street with lights and trees. Very Impressive.

#4 Although my room definitely needs dusting, I meant it metaphorically.

So, when in doubt choose the "Awesome" category?
How about "weird" or "animals" or even "other".
Awesome this ain't.

If the uploader thinks this is Awesome I suggest the moderator to moderate that decision as well.

I thought it was an interesting effect but I only saw the illusion when he said that I was watching it not going arround in circles but oscillating. At which point I could see it oscillate if I so choose to do so... Good job brain!

I hope everyone's fine!
I recently saw the new Tesla Model S and since then I can't help but to see "regular cars" as these dinosaurs with gigantic bricks in the front making handling dangerous and in the event of a crash, pushing said bricks into the driver's chest (with a chance for an explosion, apparently)...

Text-book case of compensating for "something".

What about walking backwards and running backwards?
Your move internet.

Ball - u mad?

I want to see it from the perspective of that go-pro strapped to his chest!

This video stood out to me for the lack of music. What a nice change.

I could never own such a car. I'd expect to be mugged and/or killed at every single red light xD

I need to go watch one of those "faith in humanity restored" videos now...

Now THAT is on heck of a united team. Share a headshot and shake hands immediately afterwards, presumably saying "I love you man".

I don't understand dutch nor do am I familiar how these type of shows work.
But I'm gonna go ahead and assume that the confety and golden card mean "Screw this, show's over. You win!"

Now excuse me as I need to deal with some pesky onion ninjas

All this talk about the removed comment got me curious about what it said.

The clip was hilarious, btw.

One day, a computer will fit on a spermatozoid's pocket (2013)

...Ok...

Favorited!

Them games these days...

Too bad he was happy with the first successful take. It was cool, but it would have been 10x cooler if he made it look easy all the way.

... Well, I'm certainly in awe. I'm just not sure about what.

I've always thought football could be improved with the addition of wild lions to the field...

#1 What the f do you usually watch???

And yea, shes a pretty cool artist. This isnt even close to being one of her best stuff.

3:12 ... I mean that's nice and all, but a bit out of place, no?

I love it when videos like this change my understanding of something. Thanks!

Although I'd still be scared if I found myself surrounded by wolves in a forest. But then the same could be said for dogs. After watching this video I'm thinking dogs would be far more likely to attack.

I never owned anything made by apple and I don't feel particularly compelled to drop the extra bucks.

But his 2005 Stanford speech made me respect and admire this man.

And btw - #7 Well done sir xD

It looks both Awesome AND Ridiculous!

What a feat of incredible talent!

~"EVERYONE! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!" Awesome crowd? control. Way to not cause a panic there, Batman.

Are you taking notes, Christopher Nolan??

Loved it, thanx!

Hopefully my dreams will remember this video and allow me to realise I'm dreaming.

Turn it into a proper one way slingshot and put it in front of a lake!

This has to be the coolest video in existence.

when I'm struggling to ride up a hill, I want to change to a lower gear with a small effortless hand gesture. Not be exhausted and still have to concentrate hard so I can do the same thing.

Its a publicity stunt. Not a clever design.

I had several expectation after reading the title to this video.

It being boring wasn't one of them...

So simple! And yet, one of the best videos of late

God almighty! No human can survive that!

WTF!!!!

... now I'm afraid to drive... only a little line separating life from death


...wtf...

#2 "Play nice, nature!" hahaha
#4 Maybe. But you'd get a better time with a cheetah. That is, if you make it.
#6 I had the same thought when I went on a safari in south africa... then realized I'd be dinner for sure.

Not only does it look like an average CG, but also they are using a fairly expensive 3D Mouse used almost exclusively with 3d applications. http://www.3dconnexion.com/

But hey - according to Back to the Future, only 3 more years until we get floating skateboards.

I beg to differ.

"Artist Impression"

No sh*t Sherlock.

Battle of the psychopaths.
Nice laugh at the end, btw

LAND cruiser my ass xD

Very impressive. And very silly looking too

The Michael Phepls of eagles!

They're not much for accuracy, but the singing is superb. I wonder how long they practiced that. Must have been a funny sight. xD

Football would be a lot more interesting if players would attempt to balance the ball on their nose and try to score like that.

...What am I doing with my life?...

Awesome! I'd ask for a longer stick, though.

#6 Hehe nice

Cool!
... but, why?

I'm really glad the ball didn't burst!
Just imagine the combination of a strong forward momentum and a suddenly being stuck almost knee deep in a collapsing sand hole... yikes

OKAY EVERYBODY!

New plan on Earth Day! Instead of turning down the lights, Turn ON all your air conditioners and Open your windows!

I'm with #(removed comment) on this one.
And you can tell it's a "she" by her physic. (or an overweight guy who's been exposed to large quantities of estrogen)

#7 This actually reminded me of that movie. And by the way, that movie is probably on top of my list of movies you can only watch if you're mature.

For everyone else, or those not interested in watching the whole thing:

http://youtu.be/52EnTtGstKg?t=2m33s

There goes my appetite...

Is it just easy money? Or money they desperately need? Anyway, its f***ing stupid.

#2 What a sad life knowing the best is behind you : P

#2 He seems to have a real tendency for taking off.

KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERF*****!

All the instincts of a born cameraman.

I'm getting queasy just watching this

I do hope they have at least used real tranquilizers.

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Isn't it?SWWOOOOOSSHSHSHSHSSHSShow much did you charge for this?SWOOSHSHSHSHSSHS
SHSHSHHSSwhat?SWOOOOOOOOOSSHSHHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHI SAID HOW MUCH DID YOU CHARGE FOR THIS?SWWOOOSSHSHSHHSHSH WHAT? SHOOWOWOSHSHSHHSHSHSHSHSHSH

#10 Its a 2D screen devoid of depth. Your logic is flawed.
**high-fives brain**

I believe I can f**CRASH**

Indestructible ball? Will it survive an RPG?

#10 That's freaking hilarious

Another luckiest man on earth? Or is it the same as in every other "luckiest man on earth" video? Because if so I'd call him the luckiest unlucky man on earth.

Doing Drum&Bass before it was cool.

Now do that again without that ill fitted jacket with a bunch of poor squished doves in it.
3:00 The antithesis of my reaction.

Brilliant!

I've always wondered what would be like to take one of those big grid like cities such as new york and turn each intersection into a roundabout. Seems to me like it would make traffic much more fluid.

I guess we now know how he moans his law.

bless you

Go home plane, you're drunk.

Laughing clinton was more of a win

If this was a student project - "Well done."

If this was anything else - "Well... that was pretty horrible."

That's ok. I prefer my deliveries by drone anyway.

Frontflip for style!

Does he think of himself so highly that he believes he can't fail, or so lowly that he doesn't really care if he dies?

http://goo.gl/j0NLS8 My expression everytime he assumed I was sniggering...

This may have been the most straightforward and understandable explanation I've seen yet. I'm glad Europe has dealt with the issue decisively. I hope people in the us actually bother to do something more than saying "meh, I hope things work out for the best"

Liked the squirrel. Loved the bird!

#5 I really liked the video... but I also muted it about 0.3 seconds in.

What a pro. It funny the contrast between this girl and the over-equipped boys.

Looks like it generates a LOT more noise and heat than actual speed...

Pretty insulting... Darth Vader wasn't nearly as bad as Trump!

Well I didn't downvote anything because I get different people find different things funny.

Maybe I would laugh if I watched the show.

But I doubt it.

The music used, in case you're wondering - http://youtu.be/zTH74JxaKCQ

Really made the video.

We are soooooo dead

The genius of this vid is in the question "Are this guys for real?!" "ok maybe this guys are real but the guy editing has a great sense of humour"
And it throws you more and more ridiculous stuff until you know. Yea this can't be real.

The parody tag, although accurate, kinda spoiled the video for me, a bit.

Someone forgot to add the motion blur effect at the end...

...Return to PIG?

Curiously I found the successes to be more visually entertaining than most of these crashes.

Slightly???

A subsidiary of Massive Dynamics, perhaps?

Am I the only one who looks at these as educational?

I think the driver was as surprised as the rest of us.

#15 Thank you sux2bu

This is a pretty boring, annoying and fairly stupid video along the lines of hundreds already out there.
And it means absolutely ZERO


... however...

Do some of the things that just happened to be in this silly video. Actually make every day count. And you'll be surprised.
Not because of crap like this. Because of whatever the f you do on your terms.

If you don't identify with that... we'll there's always time. Maybe

Earth Status:
Getting hot in here. Better lose this atmosphere of mine.

Humans:
Where's the dislike button???

---EXTINCTION EVENT---

Earth Status:
Ahh, much better. Gonna miss those "save the earth" groups though. lol

#6 In the case of 2:27 practice makes you dead.

Insane!

Ah ha! Now I get the expression "Life is wasted on the youth."
What a dumbass

I expected bigger.

...pffffttHAHAWHATTHEFUCK?! xD
(that was me replicating my reaction through text)

Weird knock-knock-joke

I don't know what those two guys are having, but I want none of it.

Anyone fancy a jetski to the face?

It certainly got my attention!

Also, is it me, or has Peter Jackson's hair gotten A LOT more grey since the last time we saw him? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzRxQcUf_T8
Could be dyed, but what would be the point in that?

Meanwhile, in broken-coccyx-alley.

I have no problem with rich people. I think Bill Gates, Warren Buffett or Elon Musk deserve every penny they have because it comes from adding VALUE to society.

But this...

I guess if anything it goes to show where the stigma against anything that's not capitalism comes from. It exists for a reason and it comes from the same place that says one of our greatest issues today is class warfare and how the bottom 49% are leaches.

I'd say take action but who am I kidding. I mean the Super Bowl is on, then its Hell's Kitchen and look! Another Snotr video just got uploaded. Oh! KITTENS!

Laughed at the tomb raider remembering the awkward controls.
Most others were complete S#@%.

I fell on some quicksand once... I was quicker.

Just glue it back together.

10:00 DO NOT TEXT AND DRIVE!

Quite interesting. But think I would rather bang my head repeatedly on my desk than watch an entire episode of whatever this is.

Looks like we found the cure to aracnofobia.

3:22 I see some GIF material there.

#1 The subject of net neutrality is one of those rare discussions where the other side of the story only exists out of special interests, misinformation or ignorance.

It would be like saying: "Yes, air has always been free but look at the other side of the story - there have never been so many people on earth so if we don't want to run out of air or simply if you want to live in a place with less pollution and better quality air."

It's a stupid analogy that makes no sense, but since ending net neutrality is a stupid proposal that makes no sense I think I'm okay with it.

It's the little things in life...

I'm not sure if that's a really bad narrator or a really good text-to-speech software...

"Sorry officer, I crashed because I was too distracted looking at my windscreen instead of through it."

#1 AKA rape...

Small rocket. Sub orbital. I'll wait for SpaceX to do it before getting excited about landing rockets.

Why are there so many "trolls" in Norway?

NOT Chuck Testa after all

This guy has a real chance in professional soccer. He already spends half of his time on the ground.

effing lunatics!

Imagine being in an accident and being unconscious. He may be declared dead and buried or cremated alive! Yikers

Humans have planking.
Ships have tilting.

"I've flown through hurricane eyes about 300 times, but every one is different. You never know what you're gonna find."

UFOs, flying bananas, Thor? I'd say after flying through 300 hurricane eyes, you pretty much have a solid statistical number on what to expect.

Frankly if you have a wife like that its your fault. Next time choose someone who you actually love to listen to.

Ps #9 Forgot something?

I would ALMOST consider the legitimacy of today's wars if everyone was obligated to move around like this. At least they would look as nonsensical as the reasons behind most of them.

The word "adorable" comes to mind. Not sure if that was what they were going for.

Didn't expect time-travel to come from blackberry!

H- Hey, that's my hook!
F- Bugger off, finders keepers.
H- Why come here you little...
F- Sod off a**hole its minAAAUCH THAT HURTS!
H- Give it to me!
F- NO! The ladies love it!
H- Grrrr
F- Fine, sick it up your ***. I'm out.

After reading the comments first, I decided I'm going to skip this one.