Nowadays simulating contusions is most important than soccer skills. Sad but true

#2 I think that erection would be the smallest problem for a human without blood

Hahaha... poor spermatozoid

Monty Python is classic!

The car is not your secretary goddammit

#4 He sprinkled the blue paint on the water at the very begining of this video.

Not so good outside the ring huh?

That's the Underdog

"In the world where..." - Don LaFontaine

I'm sure that is the most possible explenation :

The next great piano player!

The Onion News. Always the best news!

You can watch but you can't eat it

In some countries those robots are known for ages and they're called "wife"