Im just trying to figure out what so wrong with a lock and chain...

Some are pure accidents, some are just unlucky... but SOME, are "WTF ARE YOU THINKING!!!!" FFS!" Like that kid who bikes down those stairs, what the HELL was he thinking... If was there, i would beat sense into him, NO kiddo, NOOOO!

#4
Of course. Back then, they had less help from modern equipment. They couldn't google stuff, they had to travel,
meet people, talk, and read books. We are the "dumb" ones, living in these days. Today, you can hardly find any 30 year old that has more than 2 professions (and i mean professional too, not just gone to school), while back then, you had to master a lot of stuff, to even survive. At the age of 30, a man was supposed to be able to take
care of the entire farm, feed all the mouth's, incl the elders. If you don't know your shit then, you're all screwed...

"Heya, Billy Bob Joe Junior, the third, why dont'cha string em drums up on some springs, that will teach em kids what a bouncing betty is"

For sure a stunt, there is no way in hell he would be able to hold on like that with one hand, take my word for it, i used to work at a gym, and climbing and jumping onto ropes was a daily routine for years, so i know what it takes to hold on to something dearly.

This is just unfair... now all i want is to have some of that ice cream...

Money? Thats the issue here. I was apparently way out of line to use the word white in a sentence, as you seem to not even understand the meaning of the " " . Lets refer to it as "The western world" so that we can avoid any confusion about what kind of countries and people i am referring to.

Money. Thats the whole clue. If there was money in clearing the mines, it would have been done already. By someone, somewhere. If there was oil under the minefield, do you think that field would have been left alone? No, someone would come along with some sort of wondermachine, that probably already exists plenty.

This video just represents the sad and lonely struggle of people that are unfortunate to be in the wrong place of the world. And "we" so called civilized, multicultured people are just watching and thinking "Well, hey, good luck man, i mean, what can i do..."

You can downvote me all you want, it doesn't change the fact that what im saying is true..

That's hard to beat...

What is that checkpoint anyways? Border control? Just curious what kinda setting would require a guard to look through your car windows, which doesn't involve high risk areas like military bases, national borders, or hospitals maybe. It's not normal here in Norway, so i'm just curious.

I like how all the people are running towards the fire, like moth...

Now THATS a woman i'd be PROUD to call me wife! ... apart from that i wouldn't understand a damn shit of what she was saying...

Well, he lands it like a boss anyways...

My sense of art is not elevated...

Was expecting much more tbh... far from the best "machine" video i've seen.

"I think you put on too much"

Nooooo, you don't say...

Hahahahaha, i can't stop smiling and laughing of this video

"Very good... but brick, not hit back!"

If you watch the video backwards, it becomes more interesting...

The hdmi hooked to tv, which is hooked to stereo. Voila, sound goes when tv goes...
But yea, fake as hell, there is never any reflections on the table its standing on, and the table reflects other lights, so yea, tv is not on...

AND WHO THE HECK VOTED THUMBS DOWN FOR MY COMMENT, lol... nothing bad there

That is some shit im NOT gonna smoke...

#5
he's just trolling, he didn't die from that...

Let me see about that problem... Sorted!

The awesome part is that graphics have come far enough to make a cat think its real.

Also, every time you swallow you hear a crack in your ears...

but im too busy getting annoyed that my nose is alwyas in my sight...

Hm, not very dynamic... more like... static...

When you smell a fart, technically you have something inside your nose, which has been inside someones butt... all those tiny particles...

@the very end
"Hm, i'm gonna close this gate, so that no other morons come inside this garden and gets beaten up"

One thing is to fake an accent to make things funny. Another is to fake entire videos, considering special effects and computer editing. Like the quadcopter video, so full of CGI its just annoying...
Sure, sure, he's doing it for entertainment... but damn, if he has so much time, and money, and skills, why not dedicate it to something proper?

I wonder if the good 3D effect is partially due to the video canons, that the light hits particles, round and all shapes, thus the light iteself gets bent into a sense of 3D vision...

His friend was NOT a ninja. A true ninja would have dodged that ball with no problem. Hell, even send it straight back in one single motion...

I love how she is saying "I'm not going anywhere"... as if there was something cooler going on someplace else...

Amazing... only thing i'm curious on, what kinda power does it run on? How does recharging work etc etc?

Hahahaha, loved it, i never saw it coming...

Thanks to this video i no longer have the sudden urge and desire to tie a pumpkin to a ladder and swing it towards someones balls. I now know what will happen. Thank you for satisfying my curiosity.

Am i the only one that appreciates the irony that they were using sound effects, while some of the people in that party were obviously hearing impaired?

Holy freakin shit, that WAS awesome!

They are extremely casual about this... i would be like "WTF! DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT!!!"

Even with a 30% auction fee, he'll still end up getting a million, not to bad.

Really nice video, i'm also one of those mentioned above...

Almost looks alive... awesome

Only thing missing would be Ride of the Valkyrie in the background...

There is NO WAY in hell there is ANYBODY's fault but the driver himself. If anyone is under the assumption that you can blame another driver in this situation, you should have your own license revoked, cause then you clearly do not respect the danger in traffic. The guy filming it might not be the most efficient driver, but he is NOT to blame for the accident, it's the Lada dude only, and only him.

Big sign, big letters... 11 foot 8 inches... hm, what COULD that mean...

#7
I reviewed it a couple times and came to the conclusion that it is the neck support that looks like a head. If you pause/play very carefully when it crashes, you will see there is no other person in the car eventually.

#9
Read it like this, Alphak ennybody... if that doesn't help, try replacing Alphak with "I'll f*ck"... yes, now you got it

Lets see, what can possibly be cheaper... having lights in a 1000 lamp posts? Or having regulation that requires people to have driving lights on their vehicles?
Oh wait, maybe thats why so many countries have laws saying that you HAVE TO have lights on the car...

Took me a while too, his english was that bad...

You know, people today train to get something, a medal, money, status, or other relatively insignificant things. Kittinger did it back then, simply because he was curious for the sake of human kind, if it was possible. Helping Felix break his own record is something far greater than just himself having a record in a book, it was about pushing limits, see how far we really can go, together as humans...

I had a dream where i had this giant bowl of bolognese, with huge chunks of meatballs swirling around in the sauce. I was eating and eating, enjoying it a lot. Then i woke up, on my knees in front of the porta potty...

Hm, advertizing a business that deals with networking... and they have downtime? Doesn't that kinda defeat the purpose of a commercial?

Hm, if all the idiots are ruining their balls... shouldn't that ensure our genepool to shrink in size relative to amount of idiots?

Wonder if the owner would jump too if one threw a beer into that ocean...

#11
Don't mean to bash your logic, but that the police is saying that doesn't imply in any way that this dude is not a prisoner.

And with that, you killed the entire comment section...

The reason why the current escalators are mostly in straight lines, is not limited by technology, but chosen that way because it is the most efficient way to travel, a straight line...

Wow, you can see his blue jacket gets ripped off by the shockwave...

One shouldn't laugh of others... tho i lol'd properly of this one myself

Considering how nice it is with a hot shower each morning, imagining this for those ducks must be showering after years and years...

He will prob get some words from the local police if they find him, but damn, it was worth the video nevertheless

The roller coaster... no doubt. I'd fucking live there

The drummer isn't really any good at the drums tho... he just makes a big deal of himself

Forget about all of that, why are nobody amazed by his awesome skill to stand on one foot, reading something of a folder?

shut up and take my money...

The thing is, that once you become a parent yourself, and have a 16 year old daughter yourself, things change in the way you think. For me, i do not have a 16 year old daughter, but being a man, and knowing how we guys sometimes can be, i can understand why a parent would be concerned. I don't see anything unmoral about two teens having sex, but i can understand a parents thoughts and concern.

Why does it feel like i'm breaking some sort of privacy line here...

Well, it beats the hell out of first taking a picture, to then pain the content afterwards...

The Norwegian "Garde" outperforms anyone. Nuff said!

The theory behind this is easy. You have two cameras, place with distance between them, but facing the same focal point. Its why things look big/small to humans, because out eyes are displaced with a certain space. If
someone had 2 meter span between their eyes, everything would look much smaller to him than anyone else.