Like a hot knife through butter!

Nokia, obviously

#3 Probably that is exactly why he did it!

This gave me some nice Friday mood, unfortunately its Thursday..oh well- fellas lets go away from the office, I'm inviting!

Thats Evil

Bubbles!!!

The best!

This guy will be No1 on techno concerts. While watching this... guess this is how an acid trip feels

Ahahahhaha, dude you risked about an year of sex with posting this clip

Brown pants approved!

at least something that iPAD is useful for, entertaining kittens

This is a "little" accident, just think of the nuclear weapons US and Russia alone have today, if a nuclear war starts the whole world will look like Chernobyl

We need more people like him. Such people write history.

The movie as about greed. The coupled peson though he can live alone if he steals the contraption of the loner guy. He left his friend and started fighting the loner, killed him and go the gadget. Then he saw that the gadget is only letting him breath alone for small amount of time and the only sure thing he had was the connection with his firend, who is now dead. (hence the name of the clip).

Great clip, for those with short attention span, read what i wrote and then fast forward through the clip, though seeing the whole of it is better as its made perfectly.

Great mind.

This is a bad example of how to be different.

Now if he only slam dunks,all myths will be busted!

Beer for grown ups that did not really grow up. Finally something for me.

I saw the moon being huge just this morning going to work and was wondering whats up with that. And here we go a clip to explain that, thanks snotr!

#5 Oh, you will know

Entertaining but kind of sad.

The beauty of those guns, though low powered as they are now is that they do not need atmosphere, to be shot, no gun powder, no need for oxygen to shoot. Space aaaaage guuun!!!

That's the only way how guns should be used, for fun

Oh this is so cool. And i am sitting at work

Hey my neighbors are going to love this!

Ah nice, we "just" have to twist space

Those guys are smart! They decided, successfully, to protect us from their children!

at 1:09 did someone order them to be quiet or what

That got me by surprise

A little educational beating will be needed in this case.

Take 23, success! subjects 1-22 are MIA in the woods.

#3 How do you know he is dead, or are you just guessing? The patient crashed in the door frame with his neck brace so he should be ok. Otherwise the stretchers have belts and patients are usually tied to the stretcher, that's why he didnt fall off.
Still the paramedic is to blame of course, this was horrible.

Makes me want to give all my money to the bank. ...oh wait.

#1 ...But will it blend!?

Fresh pants at the checkpoint please.

That is interesting yet slightly disturbing. I am not sure i want an Audi after this.

13:00 the best! Perfect video!!! Three money heads

Great they are getting DNA from everything around them. So after earth is wiped of all life, they will kind of restart it when the conditions are right.

Now that is a true English guy, never miss an afternoon tea

#1 I am not sure how he will refund the lives lost due to his snake oil device.

I am amazed how such a massive sale can happen for a device like this and in UK!? Apparently England has laws no better than some 3rd wold country if devices like this are able to make such sales. Or has a corruption problem reaching very high ranks. Either way this is ridiculous.

They can just try crossing the highway next to my city, the adrenalin is higher and chance of cuccess minimal.

What a father figure

Imagine the millions of great uses for this machine...ah wait..mm no its useless.

Each time there was a laptop it was Lenovo one (Think Pad series from IBM which Lenovo bought long time ago). Makes me happy to be working for Lenovo, we make laptops tahat go in spaaaace, how cool is that! Wonder if they will ever send me on a business trip in a space satation, i want to see them also pay me the expenses

Wow such pussies. I was waiting for at least one of the guys to eat something and not complain.

This guy should become a politician. I don't know what he was talking about, yet strangely i can relate to it and can't get his name out of my head.

Here is a list of other misunderstood song lyrics:
http://www.directlyrics.com/mondegreen/most-misunderstood-lyrics-infographic.png

He is not one of those managers who should lead by example.

Yeah my grandma showed me this trick. Actually if u have an electric cooker, you can put it directly on it, the paper is not burning because the egg absorbs the heat. #5 is right, the inc from that paper is poisonos. It hsould bemade with a clear chemically untreated paper.

Parkinson at its best

Gravity wins again

It's not soccer, its FOOTBALL!

Are you kidding me, i exploded in laughter when i saw his eyes!!! Immagine this in the cinema= 1000 people who's eyelids move in sync, there might be even a sound to that

Good stuff, its nice to see that parents still play outside with their kids. With all the computer games and i-net today, more kids just stay home, injure free in front of the PC.

Great performance, made my Friday morning that much more epic.

Impressive, arm wrestling is mostly about technique and second is muscle power, still its impressive how many people he was able to arm wrestle and not injure himself...

Aye! Epic

It looks like thedog was running from the police
"Nah you will neva cath me coppers!!"

Smartideas drive the future technologies. I love the idea. THough we have to change the reminlogy- like check under my hood will be changed to unzip my hood...

Darling where are you going with that 6 pack of beers?

- To maw the lawn honey

Looks like his balls were on fire

I know that children bones are particulary soft but this is just insane

Hey, we can use it to store our waste!

Finally some muscles put to real use, not just beefed up gym maniacs walking around like they are invincible

Its way to easy to get a drivers license in US, which would seem has its bad sides

Makes me want to be a better man.

So the Wolverine was Russian after all!

#1 Please don't do it, i don't think we have a "gruesome death" category in snotr yet for your clip.

The skin is extremely elastic and he is young. The skin will slowly return to its normal state. There is no need for surgical intervention. He just lost too much weight in too short of a time so the skin did not have enough time to retract. So now he will have to wait now. But good job to the him doing this.

I have never cut so much onions.

Lol @7 salute you for your sense of humor sir.

Probably paid by lenovo, but who cares, that was awesome!

Guys, he is so drunk, he can't stand up even if he tried, so why try

I was on the moon, this means i can count better than some ppl here

The wind there blows sand on the road. That is why they loose traction when they take the turns.

Wooohooo! I feel so stupid now

#6 ...in slow motion

Lets drill for more oil, the rocket buss demands it!

Hahaha the laughter at the end made me ROFL!

#10
I agree with you, though in my experience, each party needs a Woooo girl, the more the marrier. They are the most easy to entertain, they make the party, and they warm your bed after that

3:30- amazing!

Right a seller of detonators, possibly a dirty bomb goes and gives out interview to people...riiight

Anyone know the song's name?

...Honey, i can explain!

Time to change the pants

It is nice to see new game engines being developed.

0:51 I'm a little duck quack, quack, quack

Man, this car is a sexy monster.

At least we know who is paying the referee.

Thanks #2 i signed the petition.

I want to do the same. At least some of the push ups, they looked impressive. This is way more impressive than being able to bench press 200kg.

The new household item- Mantis on a stick.

Not clear instructions.Blew the moon.

Daamn, i need one!

#1 actually not much of a charge, less than the same capacity current Li-Ion has. That is the challenge they are tackling now.

That made my day!

Sheldon Cooper Approved!

Hey guys anyone knows how the song is called? As for the skipper thingie, it looks like a great workout with a twist of fun. Just dont get tired when u are 200 meters away from the coastline )

Hahhaha, i think he said in the beining: Acottish guy, your shot. Scottish guys are famous for drinking, i know my bosses are scottish, its always fun to go out with them.

Nice I would still kill them if i would see them do this with my car.

Ping it up probably cost more than the caritself.

On the poster at the beginigwas written- 1 June day of the kid.

#27 You are right. Its Balkan Bagpipe, the theme he was playing was a Bulgarian one. Here is one song from 101 Kaba gaidi (101 bagpipes) that always touches me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT1nSLAMjLE
Enjoy

Great idea! Thanks man, you saved a lot of bruses on my fingers! Monkey head for you

It is a good idea. Most ppl will not do anything if they find themselves in such situation. But with this billboards maybe at least they will think twice when something happens, who knows maybe they will even help.


#7 was this the only thing that came to your mind after watching the clip? Feel free to correct my comment also.

One word- Extasy

Be careful what you wish for

1:50 i think the dancer guy fell on the ground as the other started laughing

I was wondering if marrige is a good idea now, but after this video i not only want to get married, i want a child also!

This is not made for fat ppl, they have to make it XXXL size if they want to to to US market

This is better as commercial for vibrating balls than voting.

Well that makes me feel small!

Ahahah Great!

Ok im quitting my job!

Shiny!

Now teach it to fetch!

I was waiting for it to tear and spill..

#6 Only in Russia? You have not seen drivers in India. In short forget all that you know about driving rules while in India and pray to your god.

Hope they are ok...

Just how you look when going down on a girl after one too many whiskys.

So that's how US tax dollars look like

The dark web ) We called it simply internet back 16 yrs ago. I do not suggest to any normal user to steer away from google and other well known search engines as well as browsers. The onion router may open its user to many vulnerabilities in your other software so you may not be so anonymous as you may think.

For enthusiasts that really want to delve into this unknown and interesting type of internet, and there is nothing in the world of stopping you trying that, at least make sure you do this on another computer, not your main one. After all you are opening a 2 way portal and the other side is much more prepared than you. Ah also one last advice. Be very careful with off the grid Russian websites. Have fun

The outro rocks.

Now i can have a video log of me going to and back from work.

#7 I was waiting for the same thing!

Pleasant and educational clip, like.

I don't think being tasered is interesting or exciting, will not try. There are more fun ways to risk a heart attack than this.

Ufff, this is too brutal for my usual SNOTR session.

That was awesome to listen to. Thanks Fins!

IT lives!!!

They sound just like my neighbors.

This girl is normal like any other.The guys is an idiot, hedidnt let her win. He proved he is a game guru, 1337, congrats, this girl will find someone else in a month.

He was in shock. He had a flow of adrenalin and endorphins. In some cases this may save you, you can run away from potentialy lethal situations but the drawback is that you do not feel pain and if you are injured severy, you would can injure yourself even more by moving.

Hahahha, really cool!

Those scientists are having so much fun!!!

Hmm...im sure that if his GF missplaces something in the house he will go berserk

They never showed how the landing looks like though. I suspect it might not be so soft

Darn we dont know our planet and we want to explore others...

#27 You are right. Its Balkan Bagpipe, the theme he was playing was a Bulgarian one. Here is one song from 101 Kaba gaidi (101 bagpipes) that always touches me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT1nSLAMjLE
Enjoy

Actually most of teh so called mineral water is manually mineralized. You may think its coming straight from the 400m deep spring water mamba jamba, butactually its normal water with added minerals in it. There are few brands of water that are really spring water , even they are heavily controlled and their mineral levels changed so they can be sold easier. After all noone will drink mass quantieties of water that smells like wrotten eggs (sulfur rich) although its really healthy. I am saying this especially for #6, im living in SK too, but dont believe everything the companies say about their water

If you want your kid to look like a retard and be beaten constatly by his friends, you sould definaltey buy this!

The Cactus and stars were just magical!

Wait so this car does not have a front or back wheel drive it has side wheels drive!?

#11 Depleted Uranium ammo is weakly radioactive but when you have thousands upon thousands of bullets hitting targets the aerosol or powder produced during impact can potentially contaminate wide areas around the impact sites. You can check out the medical reports from Fallujah, Iraq where the results of millions of depleted uranium shells are beginning to show in the form of birth deformations on a scale that is rising and has reached higher rates of cancer and leukemia than Hiroshima and Nagasaki had in 1945.

We had an electrician in my high school who used to do this to entertain the students. He was touching the high voltage cables while standing on a thick rubber insulation (as in 4-5 cm thick) Years after i finished high school i heard he had died doing that trick. Apparently something went horribly wrong and his body made contact with the ground.
No idea what was the voltage of the box he was always fiddling with but it was the main one that the whole school was getting electricity from so i guess.. a lot..

Hey its one of those 9GAG people who always wanted to do this when they were driving behind a trailer! Finally lived to see the day..

There are many clips where people donate and give items to homeless, but this one is special because of the hug. That was the best, the purest gift.

Dedication!

If i could talk and present so fluently like him, i would go to HR and my boss and get the biggest promotion possible.

Now, that's an exciting way to kill oneself!

DragonForce - Through The Fire And Flames

im yet to see a non disturbing Japanese add..

In other news- Helicopter lands like a plane!

Hm it was black and blue. Now its brown and light blue. Whats is happening with me!

1:05 This is Rock n Roll!

Got Milk?

Now mix some cocaine and make a second clip.

The pistons went out to see who is driving