Chick might as well go ask some other guy who'll care about her.

Paper Towels or Shamwow?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRISkyV_B8&NR=1

Alright, whether this is real or not, this vid is truly Freudian: The undressing, the dildo/remote moment, going in and out of the closet...

#7 #8 yes and yes. Sorry snotr, but there's absolutely nothing redeeming about this vid! Not funny, not awesome, not informative. I can't believe someone would give it a thumbs up!

Hanoverhill Starbuck (1979-1998) was the true king of inseminating Bulls.

1:45 uh-uh...

Learn a lesson from this, kiddies: never get up on plastic furniture, however drunk you are!

Is it called "XXX Gold Retreat"?

#7 dunno. How many?

#(removed comment) haha you're 14!

Next thing you know we'll be using that gizmo instead of going to work.

But at home, you don't get to fall in water like on the TV show!

Well, I for one was expecting dog fights...

Commercial.

No one graduates with a degree in Pong!

#13 Maybe you meant 1:37?

#11 It's similar to ouija.

#(removed comment) I suspect your comment was voted down because you're associating religious hysteria with race. Anyone can be a religious fanatic!

#8 and disk brakes!

...or, you could simply not use Facebook.

Yeah as if you'd do that without a neck cast. This energy drink company is obviously owned by teenagers.

What kind of noob would pick the claws? Hilarious.

Hey snotr, a short films category would definitely be a good addition to the site!

Effin' commie monkeys!

#(removed comment) just ban this 12 years old already!

Well, if it's no use reviving it, bring it back to crocodile!

Hell, the guy makes a million bucks every time he gives a speech, so he can afford it.

"humerous" indeed.

If you're gonna just watch one, go for 4:53

#2 yep.

#1 You didn't watch the vid, did you? Cared more about posting first?

Not as good as Jizz in my Pants, but still pretty good....

What? The lights are gonna spark an explosion when the shower's on?

#(removed comment) Really?

This guy's a pro! Don't try this at home!

(#(removed comment) Wow down to 2. I knew it wasn't gonna last.)

Nicely done vid!

"The ultimate place for great commercials"

yep. although it was a negative comment about guns, not the US. Using the word 'everyone' does make that post very phony.

#(removed comment) That's a generalization.

Now you kids run to your internet and fetch individual vids and pics of middle eastern babies with guns in an attempt to prove me wrong.

#5 Yeah, that one was way better.

Can't believe they got the url first!

So where's the vid from?

As awesome as that is, it goes in the commercial category.

#1 Dude, are you for real?

Noooooo! That's way too much hardware!

Freakin' Brandon. Just go back to your Halo game.

Very timely post!
http://tinyurl.com/aqe4xc

So, what's it a parody of?

Cut the and start the vid at 6:06

4 heads! it's nice low-tech Gankutsuou...

yay, go cops!

In a previous vid someone said they were missing the 90s. Well there you go: a 90s haircut.

Bunch of cowards! No one even goes to help the poor dude out!

Yeah, why can't we see the kid cry? Ruins the whole thing.

"When you leave anything behind
you become anyone."
(laissant takes two 's', btw)

What would Freud say?

Guys, you all enjoy videos of people who perform awesome tricks, whether it be bmx, parkour, skateboard, etc. Before someone manages to pull a nice trick, he/she most likely bailed 15 times trying, just like this guy.

Just like the ads/previews you see for video games nowadays: 80% cinematics, 20% actual game....

This article just came out on the same subject:
http://www.nybooks.com/articles/22356

this is a post!
Major skills here! At last some vid on snotr showing something all of us can imitate without hurting ourselves badly while showing off with our friends!

This is our decade's Kraut-Rock! Needs some distortion, though...

Just give the dog a cake already!

hum..... that's the Mario Bros. tunnel, isn't it?

what we heard at the beginning what the Unsolved Mysteries theme. why, oh why?
only in Japan.....

#18 yeah.

surprisingly fun to watch! weird...

Definitely the kind of thing you want to have around on Garbage Day!

ya, please Snotr birds, a repost would be appreciated! thanks!

No, really, Europe's better than the US!

and what happens next? this is effin awesome!

The point of the Glock is to put it in yr pocket.

So, how does this relate to the truck accident?

#7, #8, anyways, this is a commercial for the film; so it's more like the g torade ad than art.

#3 yeah!

Wrong category.

ah, C'mon, it's was obvious that a baseball vid would raise the America sucks/rules issue again!

#10 no, really?

#25 yep.
but you gotta all admit, people have pretty radical views on this site!

Yep, nothing's creepier than slow-motion.

#12 wow that's really cool! lol

wow.... if only we could rate the comments....

ah, whatever.

yeah, #16 & #17, but we're talking about cops here!

#8 no, really?

what's with the slomo?

real nice!

totally rad, but not long enough to get kids to sit through science class.

ah, please guys, enough kittens on dope!

c'mon this is neither Crtman or wind. Most likely #5 is right.

Is that a giant slide we see in the back?

No really honesty is soooooo funny!

#5 besides being sexist, you don't seem to have a point.

wtf

Only in Japan.

if Family Guy is a racist show, we still have to explain how come one of the main character's black.
Can't wait for The Cleveland Show!...

how come no one gets hurt?

ah, c'mon guys, half of the funniest videos on this site are trips and falls.

Yep, it's devolution alright

the appearance of the numbers is kinda giving it away.

definitely the best place to steal stuff, with all the kids
too busy leveling up.

"two girls in a lonely town, wonder what's in store.."

wtf?

so spook24's gonna post that after every vid? meh.

so, this video had already been posted, but under a different name?

well, looks like they're not deleting that, though.

Alright, definitely nice for a fancy pants design school, but beyond that? It requires the physical environment to be build with the seats in mind. So the guy's ID card acts as a tracker? Now that's quite neat. Does it rank as awesome, though?

Mr T would effin whip your sorry ass if you ate a Curly Wurly, a Mars, or a Marathon.

Mr. T does it better. He wouldn't approve of how slow that bunny's chopping.

deep indeed.

Poor Mr T, having to sell out to Snickers.... But who cares? Whatever he does is funny.

Ed learned everything he knows from Dethklok.

Would have tasted better with a 50$ bill. It those little touches that
make the difference

so this should be in the commercials category?

yeah! what's up with that?

"mybe if it had someone singing some thing"

This video is not meant to be serious at all and definitely not meant to be music, but definitely meant to be brutal. It's the original Sesame Street clip (which is on youtube) at 200ish beats per minute. On top of parodying hardcore or whatever, it's just brutally cute-- I mean, cold-- I mean.. cool.

by the way, Bert&Ernie were too busy drumming to be singing.

anyways, this qualifies as grindcore?

So hopefully Taiwan doesn't have the same problem as in Japan?
http://www.snotr.com/video/1051

If you dig this there's a longer clip on google video.

Jansen's animals are definitely art: Stunningly beautiful and useless.

#3; Carrey's got no boobs; maybe there's too much Shwarzenegger, though.

this is terrible. bet ya they had a prototype where they squished a woman.

He never finished off the bear!

ahem guys, so as far as family-friendly goes, this is quite borderline....


just kidding

meh.

Too much steroids! Probably making fun of the Olympics during the 80s...
Carrey looks like Shwarzenegger and Kate Moss rolled into one!

ah, c'mon guys, we all knew that! it was even posted in the comments about on snotr! even this clip should be considered a viral video itself!

Yo, cat love's getting almost as many comments as high-flying Corvette, the Cost of War, and the Hiroshima atomic bomb vid. Keep it up people!

fuckeded up.

so what's up with kids wanting to chop cat heads anyway?

I sooo agree with 3

54 million youtube viewers can't be wrong

meh.

Hey #2, if the "f1rst" comments are banned, someone else is always going to post the first comment again and say the same damn thing.

Let's argue how fast she was going.

Neither do I. Probably some obscure video game reference.

The animation is getting stronger every time.....

*sigh* Will the stick figure ever win?

Faster, Skateboard! Kill! Kill!

Furthermore, it goes in "Commercials".

yay for free online content!

Congratulations everyone, "Low-flying Corvettte" got more posts than "the costs of war"!

war is good business

Former World Bank Chief Economist Joseph Stiglitz estimates the total figure at 3 Trillion:
http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2008/04/stiglitz200804

woah.

It's almost time Snotr makes a category called "People almost ran over by trains".

#3 & #4, I wanna believe it's a question of liabilities. In the West, you can sue whoever you want for being irresponsible and putting your life in danger (i.e. if you're stupid enough to cross the rails but get hurt, you can sue and possibly win). In India, no court would give a damn.

Anyways, you snotr guys sure like trains.

wha...?

MUKIBOB ur so banned.

Which year did he end up in?

definitely not as good as Executive Koala.

Thanks nooitaf; machines rule!

So this should be posted in Commercials, not in Sports.

This commercial could go on forever and still be fun.

That's what happens when you're not l33t.

oops, USAnumber1, I was confusing you with Patriot

Just don't watch the clock; that's a trick to make you miss what is really happening.

Oh Patriot, where are you?

Ya, Ohiowit, but once you see the LCD, where's the fan?

Commies...

Some of these illusions also appeared here:
http://www.snotr.com/video/653 & http://www.snotr.com/video/371
Love the dino

"All video sequences have been made by specialists".

Hum, which one?

Where's Patriot when you need him?

Either she owns lots of dogs or is in the mafia.

Not as bad as the movie Cast Away.

So... where's the video from anyways?