Comments posted by MrCarrots
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2. MrCarrots commented 12 years ago on video Made In Slow Mo-tion
00:50 Dude got rufied.
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3. MrCarrots commented 12 years ago on video Pineapple Express
AAAHHHHH!!! HERPES!!!
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4. MrCarrots commented 12 years ago on video Baby Visibly Turns Over in Mom's Belly
As a man, to feel something growing inside me would be truly an awesome experience, but having to squeeze that thing out would definitely not. 
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5. MrCarrots commented 12 years ago on video Hilarious Toy
Elmo must be rollin on ecstasy...
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6. MrCarrots commented 12 years ago on video Obsessed El Camino guy
His buddy Russ is a FUCKING ASSHOLE!
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7. MrCarrots commented 12 years ago on video Angry British Telecom Customer
AND I MEAN PHYSICALLY!!!!!
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8. MrCarrots commented 12 years ago on video Eva Mendes Sex-Tape
It would easier to pay attention if she were wearing a bra under that red blouse 
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9. MrCarrots commented 12 years ago on video Jackass 3D
you'd think by now Ape and Phil would realize that when crazy shit happens their tarded son is behind it.
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10. MrCarrots commented 12 years ago on video Whac-a-mole cat.
They should slow it down and put in some sound effects.
NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA "The six million dollar cat"
NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA "The six million dollar cat"
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11. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video BP - Brown is the New green
0:22 I feel like it's being poured from a bucket that says doo doo butter. Then i have the urge to sing "Won't you braid my hair"
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12. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Music Clock In Shibuya, Tokyo (Japan)
Meanwhile in Japan......
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13. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Mario paper stop motion
#(removed comment) Well I love u 2 Honeybuns
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14. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Cat vs. Snake
i thought this was going to be a metaphor for sex. 
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15. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Great goals with teamwork
You can't spell teamwork without.... ewok?
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16. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Kilian Martin - The new Rodney Mullen
Who the hell is Rodney Mullen?
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17. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Balls to face plant
The title misled me. I was expecting someone to Headbutt them self in the nuts.
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18. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Kitten suckles air
In soviet Russia, pussy licks you!
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19. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Subaru Outback: Lap 'n' Snack
Another reason i carry an axe around in my car.
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20. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Sitting down without a chair
They over starched my pants again...
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21. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Made by Cows
Guns and roses + country = not half bad...
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22. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video San Francisco in 1905
Pimp strut music 
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23. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Bicycle rush hour
Nobody is wearing a helmet. Thats like the seat belt of bicycles. 
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24. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Kitchen headbutt kid!
Damn potheads keep getting younger and younger...
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26. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Groomsman Taken Out By Windmill
Huh, Quixote was on to something...
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27. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video mascot dunk fail
I love how the band is playing rock lobster by the B52s. 
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28. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video milk explosion
Now clean it up bitch!
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29. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video The Methocha
Is that the same creature that ate boba fett?
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30. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Menu handling
#7 yeah, vegans are like food racist. 
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31. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Fail compilation
I'm glad to see some people wearing helmets while being stupid.
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32. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video High five etiquette.
THE GOAT! that would throw people off
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33. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video The Transparent Car
Dammit, I thought the title said transparent cat. that would be much more awesome.
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34. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Nice camouflage
Crafty Germans....
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35. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Chubby Baby Does Weird Tile Slide!
The gyrations.... there hypnotic.... 
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36. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Don't mess with Ukrainian lawmakers...
Wheres President Camacho?
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37. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Evangelical TV: Mom spanked the gay out of me
Now all you need to do is beat the stupid out of him 
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38. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Disturbing japanese commercial
get testicular cancer and smoke pot, that's the message i got...
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39. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Airbag Seat
Rectum?! Damn near killed'em!
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41. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Crocodile penis eats fish
#7 So it's a turtles penis that's eating the fish?
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42. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Soap Bubbles Science
Again...
“People are entitled to their hobbies, and I’m entitled to think those people are creepy.”
“People are entitled to their hobbies, and I’m entitled to think those people are creepy.”
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43. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Awesome Chinese kid beatboxing
“People are entitled to their hobbies, and I’m entitled to think those people are creepy.”
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44. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Did You Know: Convergence
There are people that haven't been rick rolled? I've heard it so many time that I actually like the song.
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45. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Pixels invasion
very gnarly
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46. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Chubby cuppy cake boy
I just want to squeeze is cheeks. They're sort of hypnotic.
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47. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Robocop Rap
I would rather watch Robocop 3 than all 10 mins of this hogwash
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48. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Sports Bloopers
0:38 Biker spin attack
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49. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video The Long Road Home
"It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence."
Mahatma Gandhi
Mahatma Gandhi
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50. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Typical Male
President of the Chuck Norris fan club
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51. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Nut bra to the rescue
I think Nut Huggers is a more marketable title. 
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52. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Amazing performance on the Russian bar
nimble little minx isn't she
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53. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Jim Playfair Loses His Composure!
Canadian HULK!
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54. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Rules of the Road
Two Douches from the same bag
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55. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Bikini bandits
HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!
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56. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Amazing vehicle recovery truck
this is what happens when a ninja becomes a repo man
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58. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video The Matrix Pill
Taking a pill from an oddly dressed man wanting to show you "where the rabbit hole goes" seems like a great idea 
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59. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Crane Fail
That's what you get for buying cranes a walmart.
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60. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Who Are You?
The shop owner handled that well, if I were surrounded by a bunch of mario headed children I would lose control of my bowels
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61. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Bad toilet day
AWWW! It's in my raccoon wounds!
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62. MrCarrots commented 13 years ago on video Raptor Devours Cheerleader
Perfect time for a little public hanky panky
+12 1. MrCarrots commented 12 years ago on video Skateboarders Get Attacked By Crazy Lady