#21 are your kids still sleeping in bed with you? eventually this behavior has to stop and the longer he puts it off the harder it's going to be for both of them. You have to draw the line somewhere and this father doesn't have a clue. if you watch the video you can tell by the actions of the child (and this is a child, not a baby/infant0 that he knows exactly what to do to get daddy to stay and do what he wants. so whose the boss? certainly not the father!!

ok ok, seriously, I know it's mostly young guys on here, but what if that was your girlfriend that some stranger did this to, or your sister, you wouldn't think it was so funny then. This is an inaccusable invasion of privacy!!
I'm with #16 the kid has a problem and needs to be stopped now.

who's Robbie Williams? never heard of him

have these guys not heard of a frisbee?
am I the only one that flinched?

#11 because they're so rare. for some reason there happens to be a concentration of them in that area. probably from breeding and the albino gene being passed down. study up on your basic genetics. just like any albino species, for example the white tiger, it's very rare and so they are protecting them. Plus, it's good for the economy, visitors buy white squirrel t-shirts etc.

cute to watch but very stupid. the little brat needs to learn how to fall asleep on her own, it's no wonder the kids today are so freaking spoiled, everyone is afraid to say NO to them. shut the damn door, walk away , be a damn man and tough it out you wussy.

#(removed comment) you really are an idiot. I've noticed your comments on other videos and I wonder if you're trying to be funny or if you really are that stupid

does anyone know where this was?
my brother went to one of these Flugtags in Miami about 2 months ago, which is why I ask

these asian assholes have no respect for life at all!! truly pathetic. fullfilling a "want" on a whim whith no regard for the life they hold in their hands!! ignorant assholes!!

at first I thought it was a huge ant gnawing on a silicone breast implant
at the end it looks like he's gonna take a nap on a waterbed

Bertie - just so you know, tomas, as an admin, can tell exactly how many times you dowrate or uprate comments and videos. We have problems with people that just give thumbs down all the time, the way I see it, if it's that bad then go someplace else because you (not meaning you neccesarily) obviously aren't getting anything enjoyable out of the site. Some people downrate all the comments so theirs stands out or because they're just assholes that need a life. So if he feels that you're (again, not neccesarily you) abusing the privilege he sends a warning. Please feel free to up or downrate comments and videos to your hearts content. Some people never leave comments but just come on and rate the videos and the comments they enjoy or hate. All I ask is that if you find yourself dowrating much more often than you uprate, then maybe this isn't the place for you and perhaps you should look for your entertainment elsewhere. Sorry this is longwinded but it needed to be said not just for you but for ALOT of other people out there, you know who you are. Sorry I wasn't here to answer your question earlier as I am not on 24 hours a day, I have a life.
Peace!

#17 WOW, seriously, thank you for that lesson in Japanese!! You really know you're stuff there. Yakitori seems to be the only word that makes sense for food, don't know about you but a roasted iron plank (tepenyaki) doesn't sound to appetizing.
I award you the coveted double monkey head!!

I had a frisbee maniac dog for 11 years, but he couldn't climb trees, lost many a frisbees to trees! Great dog, great video!! 2

#14 thank you for setting #17 & #13 straight, nothing annoys me more than people who make stupid comments like that. it makes you wonder if they even watched the video at all.
PAY FREAKING ATTENTION!!

Cool video, lucky lemurs!

he's copying Shred-it's videos, but poorly done. But damn, that's a a serious blender, that thing can make boucou margaritas in seconds!!

bunch of grown men acting like little spoiled babies!!
fame, money, & women (not refering to their wives either) has robbed them of anything resembling sportsmanship and turned them into babbbling fools, a pity to see all that talent go to waste
However, the editing was excellent on this video, and it got the point across!

LMFAO this is so dang funny on so many levels!! I will give the guy credit for at least "trying" to take the hook out. Most "guys" would just cut the line and let the shark go with a hook in his mouth.
But dude, what were you thinking!! You have a glove on one hand but not the one close to his mouth, and not using pliers? You got what you deserved for being a dumb ass but your heart was in the right place girlyman!!

#31 it's not a question of where he gripes it. it's a simple matter of weight ratio. a five ounce bird cant' carry a 10 pound coconut.............

Love this guy, if it wasn't for the fact that Little Ceaser's is like the WORST pizza in the world, I would buy a pizza from him, abso-f*cking_lutely dude!!!

#16 I've seen that, and totally disgusting!! much worse than this video!!

if you put this "house" and that other guys "house" together, they'd still be smaller than my living room and I live in a 1 bedroom apartment not a mansion.

these people are nuts!! seriously!! must be some sort of mental disorder, the opposite of claustraphobia

#16 quit your bitchin' mistakes happen, next time just pointit out to us without make your snide comments. I think I'll leave it on just to irk you a little bit

As a person who loves to do/create origami, this is really cool!!!

Love the gummi bears!! well done, fun video!!

#(removed comment) Department of Redundancy Department!! LMAO good one!!!

#10 you beat me to it, Indeed it's from the Twilight Zone, but I guess it might not be known all over the world and certainly not by some of the "younger" Snotrites.
#11 pretty much what I was thinking. why not land on the ice or drop supplies from above using a rope? Hmmm.

#24 that's exactly what I thought !! LOL Live Free or Die Hard, we don't need no stinkin' toll boothes!!

has the PooPoo guy from Africa seen this? LOL
Poor little spermy, I was really rooting for the little guy to!!
Go Sperm Go!! but alas, it was not to be so sad (I love their littel tails)

he's a freaking animal!!! kind of a little guy too!! (sorry, I hate this music, Ughh!! just a personal preference)

kind of cool but is it just me or is the commentators voice like really freaking annoying? could be just me

I bet that's the last time that TOROISE eats the worm at the bottom of the bottle of tequila!!

however he did it, it still took alot of work and it looks pretty cool

#8 Oh so sorry dude, you asked for it with your comment, gotta watch what you say in here people can be vicious!!

#13 uh hey doofus, this is the one that was submitted, so if you have something better, don't post the links in here, hit the submit button at the top of your screen, that's what it's for. Quit your whining and doing something to make Snotr better, bitching like a little girl just makes you part of the problem.

#22 the second driver (the professional test driver) did 431, pay attention, listen at the end.

Not only is it fast, this car is absolutely gorgeous!! I want one!!

I have a storage shed in my backyard for my lawnmower and other assorted crap, it's about twice the size of this guys "house"

Science is so freaking awesome!!!

#10 we do that here in the US too. I lived in Texas for awhile and tubed down the New Braunfels river several times. You get a bunch of people, a bunch of tubes and some coolers full of beer and just float down the river for about 4-8 hours (depending on the current)!!! Make sure you have someone to pick your ass up or you have a hell of a walk back to the car !!

I love science!!!
It's nice to see that so many of you enjoy it to!!!

friends shouldn't let friends walk drunk, unless of course, they have a video camera!!

#19 you're so funny, I've banned people for far less!!
I liked the business man scooting down nice and easy. You know he just wanted to rip off that suit and tie and just cut loose!!

have any of you guys actually heard a sonic boom!!!
Freaking loud as hell!! and they will shake the windows in your house, or your whole damn house if you live close enough.

That was so cool!! A very sweet story!!
#3 I agree with you completely!!

don't text & drive!!

#(removed comment) that's really uncalled for. It's been awhile since I banned someone.........

these guys have so much fun!! I bet the MythBusters would love to get their hands on that thing!!

sweet story, but the presenter/narrator (Alan Thicke?) needs to give up on the hair piece

I love these commercials, they're like the DosEquis commercials, you want to be that guy. (I'm not a guy, but I mean, if I were.... you know what I mean Ughhh!!)

I have no idea who RWJ is, but he sounds irritating. Anyone who has to yell or shout to get their intentions across is irritating, He's like one of those car salesmen or a commercial for a local dealership, you know the ones!! Like screaming at me would make me want to come and buy a car from you asshole. Same with this idiot, I'd never watch his show, shut the fuck up, take a chill pill and have a discussion like an adult not a screaming 3 year old!!

But it's nice that he mentioned Snotr even if he didn't say it right and was a "snot" about it. As the saying goes "bad press is better than no press at all"

#20 - somebodies favorite movies are Alien and Aliens

that's an amzing piece of engineering. I've been through old fashioned lockes before and they take forever!! this is so much faster and so cool!!

I hate laugh tracks, they're so fake!! it's like they're telling you when to laugh because it's really not that funny

excellent!!

#14 it's gonna knock your ass out!!!
FOOOOOUUUUUURRRRR!!!!!!!!

I'd like to see a show of hands from the gay community out there.
How many of you eat poo poo? Please hold up your right hand! Uh huh, ok, 3 of you, not very many at all.
alright, next question....
How many of you practice fisting? Please hold up your right hand or whichever one isn't shoved up some guys ass!

I was getting seasick!!

I'm on their "Shred of the Month" email list. Once a month they send out a new video with a new Shred!! If you like this video I highly recommend getting on their list cause you never know what they're gonns shred!! Very cool!!
#13 already posted the link but here it is again in case you missed it
http://watchitshred.com/

Gran Turismo here I come!!

according to wikipedia, this would be classified as a dust devil, a rather large one.
Tornados form during other weather sytems (thunderstorms, hurricanes etc.) where as the the dust devil forms without another weather system present. Devils also tend to be much smaller but can range up to 10 meters wide and 1,000 meters high (that's pretty damn big!!)

so, now you know! Clear skies = dust devil, storm conditions = tornado

Cool video, interesting to watch it form and grow

Oh Man, I wish I'd seen this years ago. I spent money on a bottle cutter and got so frustrated with the crappy results I threw it out. Now I need to go to the luquor store and buy a bunch of booze so I can have the bottles!! Who wants to come help me drink it all?

Awesome!!Very well done, he put alot of planning into the day by day progression!!

not staged!! you don't slam your fishing rod in your truck's tailgate or shove it into a ceiling fan for fun. I thought he was gonna cry!! But his buddy's about as dumb as that stump they were trying to get the boat over. Doing that with the motor still running, he's lucky he didn't loose an arm!! Now THAT would have been a good video!!
Oh and the labrador jumping in behind him was funny as hell, typical, can't keep them out of the water!!

Love this "cut" of the movie, very creative!! Especially the drinking and puking in the sink part, LOL!!

As for Bond, well you can't top Roger Moore or Sean Connery, ever!! But Daniel Craig is doing a great job as a young, new Bond. As for their cgi content, there's been far less in the last 2 Bond films than in alot of other crap in the theaters over the past few years.

Very cool!

Love it!!

that's pretty damn funny, go dog go!!!
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(I love the new Double Monkey Heads, thanks boss!!)

#8 no need to yell, tone down that caps lock key dude!!

#7 because his feet are shackled together with the bungee jumping apparatus

It's all in the timimg!! The other 21 days of the month we're all sugar-n-spice and everything nice!!

So much excitement around David Letterman lately !!

This wasn't an accident!! They headed right for that Chocolate River!!!

I'm with #(removed comment) why would a robot be hot for a chick? It lost me there, otherwise a good commercial

I had to turn my speakers off, that music SUCKS balls!!!

that is so cool, I'm with #8, I want one NOW please!!!

that's the closest you'll get to seeing "Boobs in Space" or "Space Boobs" (the immortal words of Kelso from "That 70's Show"

#7 I was being sarcastic, thus the

#2 obviously you weren'y paying close enough attention because at 1:08 you can clearly see a bird, duh!!

#7 "Desperado" is right, #8 got that one, also at 1:24 is the "Shooter" with Mark Wahlberg, it's a good movie, I liked it. there are a few others that look familiar but I can't seem to place. One explosion I think is from one of the Lethal Weapon movies but I'm not sure which one and the one with George Clooney I'm pretty sure is "syriana". But you did real good at getting most of them

I really don't like Will Ferrell, but this is really funny!!!

a favorite song from one of my favorite childhood movies!!
Awesome!!! Wonderful!!!
2 Super-Meg Monkey Heads!!!

#7 I thought everybody dreamed of finding the Chocolate River from Willy Wonka? I know I do!!!

he's a chicken shit, when I did it, I laid on my back and watched the train go by!! Now THAT is scary!!

I'm kidding of course!!

As Bugs Bunny would say, "What a maroon."

#7 well one of the airport shots where from when his brother flew home, then another group of airport shots were from when his girlfriend flew home, the shots of him actually on the plane I'm not sure about although he may have had to fly over some mountains. I visited his website and couldn't find anything about it, but there is some interesting info there

great skills, I'm impressed, lots and lots of practice
but now I want to go watch P. of C. for the 1,000th time

all you people saying that you would kick that monkey's butt have got alot to learn. They are very fierce little mammals, stronger than you (pound for pound) and with a mouth full of wicked teeth.
that would tear you a new one for sure!!
but please try, we can always post the video of your sorry ass hear on Snotr

I would have prefered a better close up of the "answer" so I could follow what it was doing because it wasn't very clear

#12 LOL thanks, I try to keep my negative comments to myself, my momma always said that if I didn't have anything nice to say then don't say anything at all. Besides, since I'm a mod I try to be a good girl!!

but these broads are just idiots!!!
I'm with #7 gimme a slice!!

I thought maybe they were a bunch of really dumb migrating ducks that forgot they're supposed to fly

it wasn't that funny, kind of dumb actually, the only highlight was Ryan Reynolds (but that's because I'm a girl and he's hot!!!)
2 Monkey Heads for Ryan Reynolds

dumb broads, there is nothing worth doing that to yourself, have your entire body cramp from exhaustion, bring on the negatives, but this is f*cking stupid

LMAO that was great!! I love it when the poser gets his ass whooped and leaves with his tail between his legs. The guy in black did everything right, just waited, stood his ground and didn't let his emotions control him.

2 Monkey Heads for the Man in Black

#(removed comment) & #16 I'm more inclined to ban Oddi. He's just mean and obnoxious, that's more along blackimadope's lines.

#15 Oddi - First warning - 3 strikes and your out. If I need to explain myself you're even more of an idiot than you've already made yourself look. Be nice and watch the language.

#11 no need to be rude!!! your comment is far less interesting and no one cares about what YOU think.

This is a great story!! Poor #11 is going to have to listen to my story now.... My sister and her husband adopted a Rotty that was found on the side of the hwy. They did everything they could to find the owners, but they never found them. I wonder if the same thing happened to their Rotty?

at least she was wearing panties!!!

That was awesome!! I'm impressed. That's a big bike to be making those kind of manuvers.

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Wow, I'm impressed, I was expecting a totally different argument in here!!!

#16 starving kids from Africa wouldn'tknow what a marshmallow was and your comment was not funny dude

you guys are forgetting to mention that another reason people bring their gloves to a game to catch fly balls is so that they can hopefully get it autographed by the player later. That would be one SWEET souvenir of the game!!

#(removed comment) Thanks USAnumber1 that was nice of you to find that video for him. I didn't hve a clue which one he was talking about.
2 Monkey Heads for you!!!

#18 & #19 yes, you are right and I apologize for not being completly clear in what I meant, there's alway one day of rest in there somewhere, you have to. However. although the title says "365 days of exercise" it doesn't neccesarily mean the he worked out EVERY single day, but rather, that these pics were taken over the course of a year

#2 sorry dude, doesn't ring a bell. are you sure it was here?

#3 you can't delete your comments, so make sure you think before you type. or you can ask me and I can do it for you

#7 I noticed that as well and I thought it was a combination of the growth of his upper arm and the shrinking of his middle, which would give the illusion that his hands were further away

#11 you can workout everyday. most people have a routine like : upperbody one day, legs the next, then the torso!! you just rotate days to give the muscles rest, and time to heal/strengthen

#(removed comment) we have a voting system, but sometimes it fails. Not all of us have to approve a video for it to get on Snotr. I don't process them unless they have at least 3 or 4 positve votes. We have some videos that have been in limbo for a long time because they have a "0" rating, meaning that they have the same # of neg. votes as pos. votes.
Apparently a few other mods thought this was worthy or someone jumped the gun. I think it would be the later of the 2.

this video is pretty pointless!! who approved it? not me!!!

#1 I've warned you about this before, mention yourself one more time and you're gone. It's irritating self promotion and I don't like it.

I don't think it promotes violence at all. The kid did what he could to avoid the fight in the first place, but stood up for himself and defended himself when provoked. The last punch was uncalled for for yet understandably an effect of the andrenalin rush that the kid was most likely feeling.

I could have gone without the first of minute of giggling dumb-ass school girls, but at least you got to see the events leading up to the fight. The "bully" was obviously looking for a fight that day, you can tell by his stance and clenched fists. Hopefully he learned his lesson but most likely not.

#12 I'm wondering how you know what your grandmother's shit tastes like?

serves him right for sticking his finger where it doesn't belong, I would've bitten his dumb-ass too!! well, not his ass, just his finger, ooohhh, never mind, this just keeps getting worse!! LOL

I live in the Orlando Florda area and as such have been to all the theme parks here (Disney, MGM, Universal etc.) the bosses/important people all use those Segways to get around the park, other than that (and on Ironman) I've never seen one in actual use. This thing looks cool, and will probably be cheaper and more compact.
Great invention!! 2 Monkey Heads

that's is one big bad mama jama!!! It takes ALOT of work and dedication to look like that. I doubt the use of steroids because he's a policeman and they drug test all the time, but of course that doesn't mean anything. Either way, being that big has alot of drawbacks like #4 mentioned. And for the record guys, women do not find this attractive at all, actually rather repulsive.
Still worthy of 2 Monkey Heads for the work he put into sculpting that body

I'm surprised that the wind turbulance from the passing jet didn't blow these guys all over the place
Also, the guy standing there may have balls of steel but the camera man doesn't!! LOL he ducked, or is it chicken!!

that was great!! very smooth!!

They're pretty much all the same animal. If you check up on them, they all belong to the same animal group from the top of the chart to the bottom (ie: Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus) and don't differ until you finally get to the final classification of "Species"
I think the only thing that truly differentiate them is where they live. In the case of the Marmot, a completely different continent. But all in all, they pretty much the same and since none of us were there for the filming we can't be sure.
Whatever he is, he can talk and he's VERY worried about Alan!!!

#(removed comment) ood one! I didn't think about that!! LOL
#11 although the video isn't the best quality there are several places where you can clearly see that he has caught a couple catfish (telltale whiskers and body shape are dead give aways)

I love reading the news ticker at the bottom of these Onion videos, they're just as funny as the videos themselves

#12 that's a quick way to get banned, this is your only warning

#6 I wouldn't try to ram it with my head, DUH!!!
what a dipstick

#17 you could be right, I will admit, it's very hard to tell from this short video as the 2 animals are VERY similar, they belong to the same family and are related. I think the main difference between the 2 is where they live. Either way, they're cute and the video is funny!!!

for the record, that's not a hamster, it's a prairie dog, they live in what's called colonies (family groups) in the plains of the US and this particular guy was probably the lookout giving the sound of alarm, but it's really a bark, they don't actually say "Alan" LOL I had one as a pet for a few years, very sweet rodents

I loved the shark part, priceless!!

#13 I agree, and if he mentions Eton Leung one more time (who I have the suspicion is him) I may get an itchy trigger finger again

the Transporter commercial for Audi was my fav!! it's on here somewhere, these were boring

This lady reminds me of my best friend, she's blonde, she's british and she can't drive for shit!!

#8 did the driver of the car have a heart attack while driving? is that why he died or did he die from the accident?
We have alot of old people having heart attacks behind the wheel down here in Florida. and they usually take out or hurt innocent bystanders in the process.

a quarter of a million dollars!!! LOL what a dumb ass!!

Pixar makes the greatest little videos!!

I'm going to close the comments for this because we seem to have gotten way off the subject........... nothing personal, because I actually enjoy it when you guys all excited!!

oops, I think I hit the "Ban" button

Just so people know, the reason I didn't ban him earlier was because I didn't want people to think that I did it for his personal attacks on me. But he has proven in the last few days that he's a complete jerk and is simply not the type of person we would to see floating around Snotr.
Today he drew his last straw, R.I.P. Black-i'm-a-dope

#16 LOL yeah, he just doesn't get it, that's the second time he's made comments like that about me in a "sexual" way

I try not to let people like him bother me, you know, sticks-n-stones and all that. I just kind of feel bad for him, he must be very lonely and probably struggles with low self esteem and poor self worth issues every day. Which is why he feels the need to berate and insult everyone around him. In his mind he makes himself feel better by degrading and belittling everyone else. Unfortunatly we get the brunt of his little tirades because we're probably the only people he has contact with as no one in the real world would tolerate such a pathetic excuse for attention.

#14 you are right to some degree. Mods comments are in red/pink so they stand out. Once a comment by a user/viewer reaches a certain # of positive commnents (I think it has to be over 10) then it turns orange/brown, again to stand out.
#2's comment got a few negatives since you posted your question so it's not brown anymore, but that can change again.
Also, every other comment is a light blue to help you keep track of where you are. Kind of like the really old computer paper that was green and white lines. Hope that helps

#17 thanks for pointing this out and not being a bonehead about it. Yes mistakes happen, we are after all human. We try not to post a video twice but occasionally it happens. It will be removed shortly

#(removed comment) the shit this site is full of is you and people like #(removed comment)
Bye, see ya, good riddance, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!!

p.s. I'm really exhausted from reviewing the hundreds of videos you submit anyway, I need a break!!!

#6 that was just rude and uncalled for

this is pretty amazing and #7 is right, close your eyes, except the sound of water might make you have to go "P"

#9 I have internet access and I've never seen this video before. But then I don't spend all my waking hours glued to my desk surfing the web for videos either.

Blackisotope - I'm going to ask you this as nicely as possible, Go Away!! nobody likes you, you're wrong, you're obnoxious, you're a pain in the ass, you're rude, and nobody cares what you think anyway!!


(and I said it with a smiley face so that makes everything ok!)

#7 whoops, yeah, I missed his subtlety!! But then, rearing beavers is the last thing on my mind ya know!!

carry on...........

#8 I was thinking Prince of Persia

the first 2 shots he had shoes on, but when he was on that high arch type thing he wasn't wearing any shoes, probably needed his toes to grab the corners of the columns by the looks of it, at the end he looked like he was in a zoo with his monkey friends

pretty awesome skills for sure,

I must commend you guys for being on your best behavior. I would have thought by now that there would have been dozens of lewd comments about giving your pet beaver a good scratch.

There is hope for Snotr users yet. Thank You all, you've restored my faith in humanity, or at least us!!!! LMAO



p.s. they really are adorable aren't they!!!

#9 are you sure that's all of them? I'll have to take your word for it because some of the older ones I wasn't to sure about.
I'm glad you guys are enjoying it. I wasn't sure it was going to get approved, I'm glad it did because I thought it was pretty cool.

#17 Well, see, now you screwed everything up and I have no choice but to BAN you!! LOL
that's ok, next time you see a video that you don't like, press the thumbs up, it'll even out
Just kidding... it doesn't matter

hey peeps, just so you know. I'm in the middle of moving and haven't had the time to do much lately. and probably won't till next week, but I will pop in and leave the other mods a message to get on it!!

Sorry, and I'll see you all in a bout a week

or beer

#(removed comment) even if you can't relate to the context of the story, you have to admit that the animation is awesome!! Like #3 said, the cloth was amazing. the way that the bed sheet flew up in the air and then settled down around him, wrinkles and all!!

Pretty cool when you think about it!!

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#8 That was wicked, and you can see him shaking his head more than once in disbelief that he was still upright and holding on, his coach didn't believe it either

2 Monkey Heads for a great compilation

it's amazing to watch how that air bag sent that guy flying but those things can do some serious damage, this is definitely one of those "Do Not Try This at Home" pranks.

he's seriously lucky that he didn't get hurt, still.....WOW!!

#9 thank you Mr. Science Guy!!

I guess the term radiate would better describe a magnetic field rather than flow, which was the term I used.

But thanks for the clarification!!

Science is Cool!!!!

2 Science Guys instead of Monkey Heads

I didn't realize that so much magnetic energy flowed through the floor on those things

I don't think ads are supposed to be there, I'll check into it for you

#10 his email address is at the very end of the clip

#5 ask and you shall receive!!!!

didn't anyone notice that he's wearing his special monkey pants for the video?

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makes me yearn for my long gone PONG.
Oh PONG, how I miss you so, with your single round controller knob, your high-def black&white video and never ending replayability...... I still remember the first day daddy brought you home. we were the first people in the neighborhood to be blessed by you
**** BIG SIGH****
ohh how I miss you my PONG

#15 thanks for the backup!! 2 Monkey Heads for you


Even as a moderator, I'm still, believe it or not, entitled to my opinion, WOW, imagine that!!
I don't "police" sites, and if I was searcing for kicks I'd just ban certain people who irritate me or delete their comments and it would be like you never exsisted.

p.s I wonder how you know about that milk/cat trick and if that has anything do with you having the clap?

#(removed comment) when I say I hate cats, I don't mean it in the literal sense, but more of "I'm a dog person" sort of way.
I love all animals and don't wish intnetional harm on any of them, even cats.
It's pretty sad and pathetic that you would run down a helpless, innocent animal in your truck. Does that make you feel like more of a man?

To sad really.

Next time you're in Oz, ask the wizard for a new heart, right after you request a new dick, since obviously yours is so small that you feel the need to express your manliness in other outwardly means, hence the 4X4 truck I assume

this video could have done with out the chick , but damn that little bird sure puts on a good show, and gets the ladies in the end too! (no pun intended)

#20 I think I love you

Wow, that first guy was amazing, ALOT of practice went into that. And the second guy, well all I can say is, "I want you, I want you real bad!!!"
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cool commercial..

#(removed comment) some commercials are exceptional and worth sharing, and don't forget, Snotr people are from all over the world and these excellent commercials aren't shown everywhere. Of all the commercials posted here, there's only one that I have ever seen in the real world

#4 I noticed the back wheels missing as well. Talk about being in the "hot seat"!!!

#5 you're right, excellent place for the helmet to be, in the trunk. it's obvios this guy has no brains to damage anuway so I think the helmet would have been moot.

I can so many dangerous and deadly things that could happen, but it still looks like lots of fun!!!

I dont' know what it is, but it's F*cking Gross!! in a cool, I gotta keep looking at it way!

Woll - about your first comment, I don't know for sure all I can say is that your thumbs down votes outnumbered your thumbs up votes. I think people found the "butt plug" offensive!! LOL by the way, of all the votes only one was from a moderator. Besides, if we don't like your comments, we just remove them......... "evil laughter"!!! Muah .. ahh ah ha ha!!!

I didn't approve this either, how did this get on here? that's just mean and cruel, that poor girl!!!

WOW!!! So much excitement in the comment section today!!

You guys have really got your panties all bunched up today!!

LOL, I love you guys!!!
by the way, it wasn't "Christianity" that started the Inquisition, which was responsible for the turture, maiming, and killing of tens of thousands of innocent people. It was however the Catholic church with the blessings of the Pope. And it was about power and the acqusition of wealth and land. But then, the Catholic church has always been more of a "government" than a religion!!

I just want to stir the pot some more!!!

Evil Engine # 9

I counted 14 of those clowns!? looks like that poor officer was outnumbered. LOL

it looks like the video from the Disney ride "Soar", or sorry, technically it's in Epcot, which is part of Disney World (Orlando)

#3 that's why he's using wooden matches, they'll stay light a bit better, he'd never be able to do that with those crappy paper matche

#4 I liked that comment to

#13 you mean like one of those 0-turn lawn mowers? that would be cool!!

OMG you guys are a bunch of 2nd grade school kids!! Teacher teacher , he called me names first!!! Bunch of babies!!

for the record comments like #(removed comment) #1 #2 #3 etc. are the reason people read the comments section in the first place. They try to out do each others smartass-ness. That's why they get the thumbs up!!

I've got my trigger finger on the "ban" button and it's jus itching to do some bitchin' So all of you just Shut the F*ck up, grow up and get over yourselves!!

#10 go to the address bar on the page of the video that you want. it should look like this
http://www.snotr.com/video/2811
change it to
videos.snotr.com/2811.flv (no http://)
hit enter, it'll ask if you want to save, I think you can handle it from there

the # is the number of the video

bsnow this is your first warning, Be Nice, you DO NOT wish for people to get "shot in the head"

To everyone else: we are all entitled to our opinions.

If you weren't actually there, none of us knows what really happened in this or any of the videos.
Play nice, try not to pick on others, just give them a thumbs down, that's what it's for!!
Better yet, give the comments you like a thumbs up.

#(removed comment) it does sound like a motorcycle engine ( a crotch rocket not a Harley and I also hope that he altered the brakes as well.
#7 I don't know wear this is filmed but in the US most states have a helmet optional law. Which is ridiculous because they also have mandatory seatbelt laws? Which means that in Florida for example (where I live) I have to wear a seatbelt if I'm driving a car but I don't have to wear a helmet if I'm riding a motorcycle. Figure that one out!!

#17 tastes like chiken

they should have "put her out to pasture" and use her as breeding stock. Making gymnasts of the future!

LMAO I missed this during the reviews. That was pretty damn funny
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"Hey"

#11 go to the address bar on the page of the video that you want. it should look like this
http://www.snotr.com/video/2799
change it to
videos.snotr.com/2799.flv (no http://)
hit enter, it'll ask if you want to save, I think you can handle it from there

the # is the number of the video, you may need to have the VLC media player (free download) but I don't think so,

all joking aside, this kid needs some serious help!!!
and a ton of medication!!

#5 OMG you are so right1! he looked like something I'd seen before but I just couldn't place it. Furby!! that wasw a LONG time ago!!

Cute little critter

for the record, I didn't approve this one, you guys know me better then that!!!

I've never seen such a paranoid ninja before!!!

awww poor little dude, very cute!!

my old boss used to have one of those airzooka thingy's, he used mess with people at work all the time. It's amazing how far that little thing could shoot. But this monster is awesome!!! I want one!!

#13 sorry dude, I missed that.......you did indeed

looks me at work!! cute puppy but I had to turn the volume off

They're so cute when they're little...........

I don't know about you guys, but have you ever heard of an air popper? I used to have one and all it uses is AIR!! no oil and the popcorn came out fine albiet bland!!

I don't think it's fake, all corn needs to pop is heat, which expands what little moisture is within the kernel, which then makes it POP.

p.s. I used to work in a movie theatre and those machines do indeed use oil, just so you know

Great!!! the real commercail guy is SSOOOOooooooo irritating!!

I thought coke went out in the 80's along with disco?

Big Badda Boom!!!

you people have no respect for your mothers!!!

#10 that's what I was thinking

Did all of you people forget about what this man did and why he spent 2 years in jail (released on the 20th of this month from FEDERAL prison and spending 2 more months under home confinement)
The only thing that would have made this video good would be to drop the person in a ring of starved, beaten, abused dogs and let them chew on you for awhile!!!

while it's a cool concept for a ride, I for one will NEVER have anything good to say about anything with the name Micheal Vick associated with it.

I voted down this video and I'm sad that it got approval after all.

2 monkey heads hanging in shame at how quickly people forget.
May Micheal Vick and all his buddies rot in Hell!!!

The Stars at night
Shine big and bright
Deep in the heart of Texas!!!

(bending space hoo-ha? you guys are nuts!!!

Why DID the chicken cross the road?

it doesn't help that she seems to have her mother in the passenger seat giving her directions on how to do it right!! LOL
it's like she's neve even backed out a parking space or driveway

makes me embarrased to be a woman!!
people like this should not ne allowed to drive!!!

#8 We understand what you are saying, but WE don't have 80,000 videos of cute puppies howling, only one. We try to keep it to the best of the best. We'd rather be high quality than high quantity.
I love animals and dogs, and I must view a dozen different videos on other sites everyday of cute dogs. But when I saw this one, I thought he was exceptionaly adorable and so I submitted it. THe others mods and admins liked it as well and so far so good. Believe me,I have submitted ALOT of videos that these guys give the axe too, so being an admin does not guarantee that my submissions get approved, it doesn't work like that!!!
You can make Snotr better as well. Don't forget the submit button at the top of the page. Don't complain, submit a video, we really do look at them all!!!

he really gets into it doesn't he!!!
I thought he was pretty darn cute, I hope that some of you enjoy it!!!

#9 & #10 thanks, that was my bad

#15 I openly admit that I have a filthy mind!!
Filthy, filthy, filthy. In fact, I'm a very bad girl and I think I'm due for a good spanking!!

#6 in answer to your question - not particularly
#12 "I hadn't come to that myself " no pun intended right?

that kid remends of the spaz in the movie Smokin'Aces!!!

I like the lady laughing her ass off at the guy.
Dudes, take it from me and women around the world, there is nothing funnier to us than watching you men try to show off your manliness!!!

#12 thanks! it looked to me like they were trying to avoid a weigh station/checkpoint

science is cool!!
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FAKE!!!

#7 he was making a reference to the phrase I used "finger lickin' good" which is from very old KFC commercials (then known as Kentucy Fried Chicken)

Mmmm, I can't believe no one has said this yet (maybe you guys are to young)
"Finger licking Good!!"
Sonya is so cute!! She could bring peace to the Middle east and around the world because when you see her, you just have to smile!!
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Also, I agree about the music, perfect!!

#16 sorry , I thought that you didn't understand what it meant

yes it's real, I live in Florida and they played it on the news like a million times for about a week

another note about "Owned" or "ownage" sometimes it's a good thing, for example. if a golfer made a hole in one you could say that he "owned" that hole (I'm using golf as a euphanism
but let's say that the skateborader had nailed that trick, you caould say that he "owned" that railing (he conqured it) Get it?

"Ni!!"
Be silent, or I shall say "Ni" to you again!!

Love the cup holder!!!

the last clip made me want to cry!! All that beer truly alcohol abuse!!!
but seriously, when you put a shot in the middle that is blatantly from a movie, it really ruins the credibility of the rest of your video, why do people do this? I don't understand. the author probably stole that clip from somewhere else and doesn't even know that it's not real

Yeah!!
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Ggooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllll!!!!

cool beans

DVH ditto what you said!!! I'd need a map to find my way around

she could get a job at the Gap, no problem!!

#5 Yeah and I have some ocean front property in arizona that I'll sell you, real cheap!!!

somebody's been watching Grey's Anatomy

LMAO
*SPLAT*

#3 can you lay on your back while eating brocoli and kicking your feet in the air all while looking cute? if not, then no, you'll be in a viral video

or eat popcorn on a piano?

my only concern is that it relies on what ever part of you coming in contact with the blade being wet. which is why he put his hand in the cooler before he stuck his finger in the blade, to get it wet. it's a great idea if it can work off the water within your body, but otherwise nothing replaces common sense

that is one lucky deer, I can't believe that he didn't bolt after the first shot
and #8 I think you're right the shooter needs a pair of these

I don't remember exactly what city it was in, but somewhere here in Florida the cops tazed a bad guy that had a disposable lighter in his shirt pocket, the lighter got hit and blew up and the bad guy caught on fire.
Did just a little bit more damage than they were expecting.

#6, if you disagree with someone, that's ok, but you don't have to be nasty about it, just politely say what's on your mind and move on. your comment was more "troll" like then #5

#9 or you could just try not being a show-off
I was going to say that girls are not impressed, but then I realized that was wrong, "girls" are impressed, women are not

this brings back fond memories of driving a fork lift.... ahhh (*sigh*), those were the days!!!!

Go Speed Racer Go Speed Racer Go Speed Racer Gggoooooooooooooo!!!
I love fast beautiful cars!!! Serious Heavy Metal!!!
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when you look at straight on he almost looks human-ish, freakin' weird

LOL #2 I never heard them called that, does anybody actualy drink those things?

I like the way he goes around in circles, classic!!!
but I have to admit, this is exactly why I don't play video games on-line

#9 it's a brand of body spray for guys

aww, he's so cute!! I didn't realize that they used their paws/hands so much, kind of like racoons do.
2 Monkey Heads for cuteness

that's preety darn cool!!
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I think those cops must have fallen asleep during their "Tackling 101" class at cop school!!
And I've never seen a dog that couldn't plow right through a screen door before!!
Well, at least they finally caught the bad guys!!!
Bad Guys - 0
Good guys - 2

that poor dog!! she's so sweet, just doesn't know what to do about that psycho goose!!!

#7 I almost forgot about that video, one of my favs LOL
that and little mocha eating brocoli

what does it say at the end? anyone know?

that would make one HUGE plate of escargo!!! S-car-go

reminds me of one of the "Mummy" movies only for real and without the face!!!
I didn't realize that a dust storm could be so intense

#4 I love cats - they taste like chiken!!

#9 I'd like to forget the 80's, but I'd have to remember them first

just a thought for you young whipper-snappers, I remember the day my Dad brought home Pong!!! We were the first ones in the neighbor hood to have one and it was the coolest dang thing!! We played for hours and hours!! Imagine that!! LMAO

#10 you may have a point. these late nite talk shows are nothing more than advertising for the latest movie, book, cd or whatever. the actors have to go around and do these things to promote the movies they star in, it's part of their contract. I still think the whole thing with Paul Ruben (PeeWee Herman) years ago was just a way for him to get out of his contract with Disney. It worked!!

#4 not sure what country you're from, but be careful because the term "stones" can also be a substitute for the word "jewels" as in "family jewels" if you know what I mean

so, if you're American and don't already have some good ol' American Stones, well, there's just no help for you my friend

and if you're not from the good ol' US of A, I'm pretty sure none of these good ol' boys are going to give up their stones!!

#5 you just won our "Best Comment of the Week" award.
unfortunatly, we don't really have that and I've got nothing to give you but, but if we did, you would win!!!

lets not turn this into a religious debate people
just enjoy it for what it is, pretty darn cool!!!

trying to get one of these off the end of your fish hook is a real pain in the butt!! you can't grab them!!
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#(removed comment) that's exactly what I thought

I hope this better than electronic piece of crap that Rubk's put out 2 Christmas's ago.
I liked all of his puzzles but that thing was useless (it was like playing Simon on acid)

#4 OMG you are sooo BAD!!!

#1 they're not comparing new cars to old, just showing what was cool, hot during those time periods and that now it's time for Audi

Thanks for posting this guys!!
I've been a big fan of Jason's since Lock, Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels!!

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Thanks!!

when she asked for a ballpark figure I thought I was going to wet myself!!!
The accent is precious!!

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that's pretty darn funy!!

#7 thanks, that's the one, I guess I was inpatient, no one had posted it at the time that I looked a few days ago and I hadn't checked since!!
I can't wait for Transporter 3 to come out on dvd next month and for Crank 2!!

That was great!! :47 is classic!!
I can almost hear the theme from Jaws playing in the background
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Wow, that sucks to say the least!! That 3rd pilot is indeed very lucky!!
(it's a "near miss"

that's a new one! never seen that done before. All I can think is that there's finally a use for those ugly-ass Croc shoes LOL

2 Monkey Heads for Ingenuity

excellent ad!!, but please, someone, I beg of you, get me the Audi ad from the Superbowl with Jason Satham in it!!

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#2 yes, sometimes we do, but only if you ask real nice

funny video.... those poor guys

#6 very true, I never thought about it that way LOL
a bunch of dumb monkey butts
No Monkey heads for you!!, but 1 for the video, it could have been longer

Bloody Hell that wasw freaking close!!!

yeah, that's smart, knock out all your team mates and play the rest of the game by yourself!! (yes I know he was faking it, duh!!)
Yepp, Xtra, that's was new one to me too!!
For a split second I thought we were watching another boxing video

I'm not a big fan of boxing, but that guy can kick some magor booty!!
He's fast and he has attitude, which you need in the ring to psychic your opponent!! Very light on his feet, he reminds me of Sugar Ray

the "bubble" no matter what it's made of, if it was actually in space it wouldn't gain speed like it does, it would just kind of mosey along. anyone who has ever snorkled or played around in a pool, knows that air bubbles will gain speed the closer they get to the surface because there is less pressure against them. Combine that with the reflection of the lights, I think this is very fake. Why would the Chinese do this? For the same reasons the put lead in their paints and toxins in their pet food.

Run Forest Run!!
I've seen these guys before, they're so cool and very fast!!
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Wow!! that's amazing!! that smart little bird, actual thought "screw this eating bread stuff, I'm going to use it as bait and catch me some fishes!!" he's got more reasoning power than some humans I know

somebody please call Cesar!!

reminds me of the steel drums you hear in the "islands"
but this sounds way cooler, a very pretty sounds!!
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p.s. this is why I come to Snotr

I'm a tree hugger and I'm all about save the trees and stuff like that, but I can still say that this is one wicked cool piece of machinery!! use it wisely please!!

I love the golfer dude, he gets the double whammy and takes it like a man!!

It's nice to see all of the superbowl commercials, but can someone please find the Transporter/Audi commercial!! thanks (not on Audi's site or Youtube last time I looked)although audi has a great behind the scenes/making of if you want to check it out, just thought I'd mention it

I really want to say it, but I promised myself that I wouldn't be one of "them"

Great video, I like the different angles, no way would I do it, not enough cajones!!!
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what was with the 2 black chicks? one was humping the floor and then the other one figured she'd join in and I don't know what the heck happened after that but it was down hill from there.............

great video, wonderful story telling, thanks Snotr
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I'd rather do it with something less breakable, what a mess to clean up!!

LMAO!!!! good one!! thanks Snotr peeps

"Crime doesn't pay children."
I love dumb criminal clips, thanks

Wow, that was very cool and creative, loved the little doggy. the background reminded me of the dance floor from Saturdau Night Fever LOL
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I love Kevin Smith, he's awesome, a great talent!! Dogma is an awesome movie, I think I'll watch it this afternoon

1 - O.S.H.A. would have a field day with this
2 - they should wear a helmet
3 - reminds of one of those electronic bull riding machines you see in redneck bars. That gives me an idea!!! Hhmmmm...

Cool!!! 2 Monkey Heads!!!!

that's awesome!!!! very cool!!!! real or not, I liked it

Very Lucky indeed!!! I bet 2 of those jumpers are going to need clean panties when they land

it's time to play patty-cake!!
Because
U
Deserve
What
Every
Individual
Should
Enjoy
Regularly...............NOT!!!

that was pretty cool and creative. I love post its!!
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I like how they keep paddling, like that's gonna help

So how do you feel about back hair? Eeewwww!!!
how can resist, 2 Monkey Heads of course

I love penguins!! this commercial makes me want to crack open a brewski and watch March of the Penguins (again)

she's tough though!!
"are you ok?"
"yeah, I'm ok"

Love the big stretch, kind of cute for a cat

don't diss my man Dave!!!

I like the last one with guy throwing the frisbee at the ox or yak or whatever that big thing is.

that's a long walk to the top of that mountain for a 3 minute adrenaline rush.....
no thanks, I'll pass, but fun to watch!!!

next time leave the skis behind, they didn't seem to serve much of a purpose

I know that in golfing, when you hit a wild ball you yell "Foooouuuuuurrrr"
just in case you might hit somebody. I wonder what you yell in this case "Fuuuuuuuuuuccck!!"

#18 yeah, I've seen it on Animal Planet I think, I don't like this lady at all, she's a bitch. She's just about control, Cesar Milan rocks, he really understands how dogs think.

Anyway. I love the look on this poor pups face, Must have Cake NOW!!!!

#13 I agree that the circumstances surrounding the story are nothing to laugh at.
However, it was a rather funny accident.

I think the Hamster did it in the Library with the candlestick!!

ROFLMAO "the Human Dingleberry" and the whole part with him in the bag of ice!!!
That whole thing was hysterical!! Thank you for sharing
50 Monkey Heads!!!

Ouch!!! there weren't many fans in the stands but they were running for cover to. I hope nobody got hurt.

the slo-mo laugh was awesome, it was like "Luke, I'm your father and you're a freaking moron!!"
2 Monkey Heads but NO respect for you!!

that's some crazy shit right there man!!! love it!
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he does sound just like Cewy doesn't he LOL!!

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great compilation!!
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Ouch, that'll leave a mark!!!

boys are dumb!!!
but they're great for entertainment purposes

awesome!!
Do it again!!!

LMAO very funny!!

with friends like that, who needs enemies?!!

good to see my hard earned tax dollars at work!!

that was great, very informative, quite interesting
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looks and sounds like a windy day to be flying,
nice landing, could've been worse

Hhmmmm, oops!! I hope no one was under that roof at the time he went through it

#9 yeah I agree, if all the players wore costumes it might make the sport interesting enough to watch for more than 30 seconds

those were pretty funny!!
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that woman was probably bitching and moaning for months about wanting a new vacumm cleaner!!
But beware gentlemen!! Alway Always Always.....shiny, sparkly, pretty smelling!!
Never, Never , Never, appliances, clothing (including lingerie)or money
the "thought" does not count!! you'll think to much and hurt yourself anyway LOL

if all else fails, flowers, but not from the gas station on the corner!!

#6 I don't have a clue what "line Rider" is but I enjoyed the video, thought it was pretty cool and now I want to check it out to find out more
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I had a friend that had a tv like that. she'd say,"there's a trick to it!" and then she'd proceed to pound on the damn thing until the picture came back.
There's a saying that goes something like this....If there's a "trick to it" it's fucking broken!!
Throw it out and get a new one!!!
Cheap ass morons, and to the 2 beeaaches in the background SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

what happened to the good old days when you actually studied for a test, do people not do that anymore?

like I'm one to talk, I was a teachers aide so I just stole the tests and got the answers ahead of time!!

pretty cool with the exception of the 2 dogs in the crates because those crates are way to small for those dogs

yeah!! do it again!!

my personal opinion - sushi is disgusting!! my best friend eats it all the time and it makes me want to hurl!!

#9 no but you can catch fish with it!!

#10 you read my mind, I was thinking that it looked like a huge ass slushy machine, oh wait better yet, a frozen margarita maker!!
I got the lime baby, whos got the salt!!

this was a waste of time, if you didn't see it coming within the first 3 seconds then all hope is lost on you!! Dude, get a freaking hair cut!!

no monkey heads

#16 I love to watch the mens gymnastics. the rings and the pummel horse thing are awesome!!
this guy could have been a great gymnast

#2 I agree!!

I'm impressed, not that any of you guys care what I think, I'm still ganna give it

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#19 these guys don't like to make jokes about their cocks!!

#5 yeah!!
That's feaking awesome!! Gotta go shoot the PR guy now!!
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that's pretty damn stupid but I still laughed.
I liked the way the singing baby just can't help himself!!

what an idiot!!
All these comments and not one of you mentioned the burn he's gonna be feeling when it comes out the other end!!
you guys are slacking big time!!
(if someone did say something, I missed it and I apologize now before you attack me)
minus 10 Monkey heads cuse he's a moron!!

#14 & #15 very funny!!
that is the coolest little dude ever!! I want one!!
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put him together with the rabbit killing slingshot guy and I bet they could whip up some serious vittles!! (vittles = food)

I had a one of those wrist rockets when I was a kid, and I got pretty good, scared away my share of water mocs and rattlers, but that guy is awesome!!! He doesn't even try, he just does it, a natural for sure!!

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unbelievable!!

I am woman, hear me roar!!!
yeah we make mistakes to, but like #6 said, we learn from ours!!

#12 are you serious? Seriously, are you serious?

I thought she was going to take a magor tumble, I wasn't expecting the hack job, LOL very funny

I like the hummingbird battery that runs for 19 minutes before needing to be recharged and the fact that it's virtually indestructable unless dropped or hit!!!

Uhh ok, I'll get right and buy me one of them!!

Very funny!!!

love the sky!! the whole thing is pretty cool, great music, if it wasn't for the gun you'de think it was a virtual museum tour

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the main guy looks like Dirk Diggler

I'm glad the pc only upgraded to Xp, cause it it went for Vista, it would have slowed down

I was not expecting the pen to break the lightbulb, guess I didn't see it coming!! But, once it was done, I totally expected the guy to try to grab it, I just can't believe he actually did LOL what a dork!!

#16 good one!!
I had something similar from Rubiks when I was younger, but it didn't go the extra step and make stars! it's cool, but I anin't pay $55 for it either

I didn't find that on my DVD, anyone know how to access it?
I love Spiderman, he's my all time favorite commic book heroe!! Go Spidey!!
2 Monkey Heads for Spiderman!!

am I the only that noticed that they're on "Nicholas St"? fake but funny

one of my all time favorite videos. there are more in the series, but this one is the best!!
a zillion Monkey Heads

makes me want to play Tetris.... NOT!!

reminds of Spy vs. Spy from Mad Magazine
unfortunately, not Monkey head worthy, sorry

the guy didn't miss a beat!! Good job Jorg!!
2 Monkey Heads for you and the kitty!!

another great video on Snotr
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that was great!! was he in Shaun of the Dead? he looks like it?
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it's nice to see parents actually finding the time and spending it with their kids
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the 2nd elevator was the best!! I'd never get off that one!!

yeah, I don't reallt get the ending either, but the rest of it is cute... that poor little girl was having one hell of a bad day!!

I saw that presenter guy on the Craig Ferguson show one night, he is indeed VERY irritating, I don't get what people see in him, but whatever

That lion is going to eat that nutjob one day!!

I remember watching this when it was on tv and I just sat there dumbfounded thinking to myself WTF, this guys whacked!!

#8 thanks for the list... I knew I wouldn't be able to list them all and I knew that I missed a few (Pitch Black is my favorite movie of all time so I spotted that one right away!!) It's nice to have list, now I can go back and fill in the missing pieces.....

That was awesome!! I was trying to figure out all the different movies that he stole from. he's got stuff from Pitch Black, Indiana Jones, Troy, Stargate, X-Men, etc.(I know I'm missing a few) Alot of work went into that, and he's very talented.
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Ouch!! Poor Mr. & Mrs. Piggy!!
LMAO gives a whole new meaning to "makin' bacon"

#8 no milk for you, you come back 1 year, Next!!

poor kid, obviously has some emothional issues. it's not to laugh though

Awww Babies first words!! What a precious moment to cherish forever!! LOL

Wow, that's pretty cool! How do they do that? Seriously, I don't know! I've seen that sort of thing done at night but not in daylight because the light doesn't show up.
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there's a guy here in Orlando that is a glass artist. I had the opportunity to visit his shop one day through a mutual friend. Glass blowing and forming is a really amazing process. If you ever get the opportunity to visit a shop like that be sure to go, it is really amazing!!
Great video!!
2 Monkey heads!!

I want a go-cart!!
he would have been dead if that had been in the U.S., people drive crazy here!!

Ouch!!
it would be a great commercial

That was pretty funny!!

#(removed comment) thanks, that's the one, I'd forgotten about the "Agony of defeat"
thanks again!!

that's pretty cool
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Ouch!! A really long time ago, during the opening of Wide World of Sports, there was a clip of a guy on skis that went off the side of the huge ramp. It was a pretty famous clip, the guy broke alot bones and spent a long time in the hospital. I'd love to see that if anyone can find it..... but this dude, he runs a close second to that guy!! and, like #3 said, I like the way his shis pass him, and the music is perfect!

LOL Finally, somebody tells the truth!!

ROFLMA that was great!!
I hear that my friend Scotty has a HUGE deck!! Maybe someday I'll get invited over to have a nice relaxing evening on his deck!
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I hear that people are lining up outside of Best Buy waiting for the big Mactini release on Saturday. The paople are camping out 2 days and lining up on the sidewalks to get one of these dang things!! Unbelievable!!

#9 I'm sure he got back at him at some point!! I love those guys!!

men never were good with measurements

#9 the penguin was eating ice ceam and had white gooey "ice cream" all over his face, and if I have to explain further, then you're 2 young or just completely lost

that was awesome!!
a zillion Monkey Heads to infinity, squared!!

it never ceases to amaze me just how truly stupid some people are!!

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Cute, I saw this on youtube (I'm not complaining) a long time ago and they have a few other ones that are cute as well, if you want to check them out

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I don't now about you guys, but the background noise was so loud that I could barely hear the microwaves *beep* so really all I got was 1:40 of drulling hums, kind of boring actually

that's enough to make me seasick just looking at it!! Blagghhhh!!
Cool though, but it would make it hard to line up a shot because even though the table moves and stays level, you don't!!
#13 didn't your momma teach you to share? pass it this way bub!

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I wnat one!! Pretty funny!!

#15 sounds like your "mates" dad has a few secrets that he's not real keen on sharing

#(removed comment) Why whatever do you mean?

#8 you be nice to my man or I'll have to open up this can that I'm holding in my hand

I've never seen this, so it was new to me, and i kind of liked it. Kid reminds me of Jack Black a little
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#1 Scotty, there is a video game system out here that has cordless controllers that sense your movements. So that when the guy on the right was holding his like the batter, getting ready for a pitch (like baseball, an American sport)the computer senses it and when he asked the other guy to pitch, he should have just made the movement like the was "pitching" the ball, but not actually let go of the controller, like he did and thus, breaking the television etc.
Does that make sense to you? I would only go through this much effort for you darling!!

I will be so happy when this ridiculous fad finally wears out. I laugh my ass off everytime I see one of these moronic people trying to walk down the street while holding their pants up.

Poor cop, he thought he had a bag of weed and all he got for his trouble was a little weeny.

cool commercial
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zoom zoom likes you 2 Scotty (blush)

Come here Scotty, it's time for your spanking!!

WOW that was GREAT!! Very original, I'm going to have Mary Poppins nightmares now!! Mary Poppins on Elm Street
Welcome to Wildsnake, don't be a "first" poster, we hate that here in case you couldn't tell, just a friendly warning because these guys are vicious!! (kiss kiss and love to you all)

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it's most likely fake since it seems like a commercial to me. BUT skeets fly on a fairly regular path so I don't see why, with practice that a professional football/soccer player couldn't achieve this, just a thought, don't beat me up, ok

whoopsie!! That's some serious technical difficulties right there!!

Thanks Scotty, that made my day!! Yippeee!! (blush)
I was gonna do this smiley but thought you'd get the wrong idea, so then I was gonna do this smiley and realized that was worse!! LOL so I'll settle on this one and this one

that chimp is saying, " Get your filthy hands off me you damn Human!! You just wait, We Will Rule This Planet One day"

#(removed comment) yes, that's what I meant, I didn't really notice that the 2 morons had a red cooler as well. (I call anything that you take to the beach and keeps stuff cold a cooler, my bad)
#6 I'm picturing you in your kilt at the beach and I'm really hoping that it's a windy day

the camel was my favorite

LOL at #5
Crazy stuff, needless, senseless, crazy stupid stunt!! Do it again!!

the guy with the red cooler is HOT!!

So, let me make sure I've got this right. If I buy this gum and chew it, I will get eplosive, ice cold farts? Yeah, make me want to run right out and buy a pack!!

Scrat is way cooler than this guy (no pun intended!)

oh yeah, and I give the kid credit for showing his mistakes and not editing it out like most people do

be careful, you could actually put an eye out with that thing, for real!!

Aaaaaggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkk!!!!

he he he!! Cool beans but no freaking way in hell would I do that!! Kudos to those that have the kajones to do it though!!

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LMAO Crazy Russian Bastards!! I like the "Let him burn " with the smiley face at the end!!
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I would like to see this replace the traditional bull fighting. Much less crueler to the animal!! But I don't think it will ever happen unfortunatly
2 Monkey Heads because those guys balls are as big as the bulls!!

I like the minimum crew requirement! " Uh, 1, I suppose!"
Hilarious, although not really funny when you think about it!!
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did this Einstein actually think he was going to fit through the hoop?

In the immortal words of Bugs Bunny "What a maroon!"

LOL

it looks like the explosions is focused in a line along what looks like the bank of the lake, maybe it was a rention dam or something, because if you watch it again,and you don't have to do it in slo-mo, it's definitely along the the bank. Hmmm, what ever the reason it's still pretty dang cool!! I wasn't expecting that huge wall of water at the end
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#2 Yeah, his sound effects are awesome, great show, cool video!!
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Looks like one heck of an office party!!

lots of cool stuff in there that I'd never seen.... that wrestler's is lucky he didn't break his neck...
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Earth men are easy!!

LMFAO ....... freakin' morons!!!

still doesn't appeal to me!

doesn't appeal to me!!

FREEDOM!!!
oh wait....Independence!!!!

I had to go see the original since, like a few of you mentioned, this makes absolutely no sense at all unless you saw the original (which also makes no sense at all either but it was awesome)
Good commercial, I hope that it sparks some awareness for the cause
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that was awesome, doesn't have a damn thing to do with a chocolate bar, but it was awesome
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the thing with the lion is the highlight (yes I know that there's more on here somewhere) the thing with the pissing baby is just disgusting as was the chubby kid at the beginning, his parents should know better!! If I had friends like Jesus, I'd shoot myself
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Yeah!!! I like it, very funny!!
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Ooohhh, I feel so special, my first video post here!! Whoopie!!
I hope you guys enjoy it, it's one of my all time favorites from when I was just a little kid!!
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#6 his little tummy does look a bit bloated, worms most likely, typical in all baby kittens and puppies or maybe just ate, or maybe the owners gave it real milk, which people think is cool but in actuality is really bad for them (and puppies as well)

anyway, cute video

I can see that ALOT of thought and planning went into this stunt!! What a nimnoid

I do recall mentioning something about this tree in a comment about another video. I'm glad to see this video here to back me up, thanks!!

#2 nope, I thought it was a sperm too!!

Cool, I kept expecting him to go through the manhole cover though

I prefer my chikens in nugget form!!
pretty cool trick, interesting gift!!

Wow, unbelievable!! very talented, make you feel bad for the guy, living in a "3rd world country" and all, he probably makes like .05 cents and hour

#17 The video is real, it's the boobs that are fake!!

this is great, I'm always looking for new and unique ways to flip people off!!
2 middle fingers up!!!

funny, but #3 was right, just don't answer the phone!! duh!!

this is great!! I like how the guys in yellow (the ones playing the part of "beer" they look so happy, jumping around and just being happy little guys playing "beer"
2 Monkey Heads for originality, i hope the ads sells some bloody beer!!

I think the biggest selling feature would be that the smoke bombs fit in the cup holders!! Makes me want go out and buy 2 of them right now!!
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This is indeed awesome!! What a smart little penguin, and those people are very lucky that the orca's didn't jump right in after him!!
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cool!!

My parents old dog would do kind of the same thing. She didn't chase a ball but would run and jump on the styrofoam platform my dad made for her and then ride it like a surf board to the other side. She knew that the faster she ran before she jumped on, then the further the foamboard would float. then she'd jump out, run around and do it again!! I wish I had a video, but this was "the old days"!!

I love this guys work!! makes me wonder what goes on in his mind!!
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that's an awesome commercial.... I loved all the places the money came from!! especially the poor little guy with dust bunnies and other stuff all stuck to him!! I don't think they left anyplace out, except the floorboard of most peoples cars!!
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a good time was had by all!!

eewwwww!!!

I liked the ones where the medics or whoever are carrying people off the field and drop them!! Those were funny

good compilation, wish the quality was a bit better, but still some good fails in there!! It's amazing how truly stupid people can be!!

Bill Gates is Satan!!

#10 Yippee!! I love a man in a kilt!! You made my day!! Would you like to come over and watch some scary movies?

#10 I guess it's a polite way of saying that you simply don't agree with what that person was saying without having to get into it and start a fight in here. Which seems to happen alot when people don't see I 2 I

Jeff Dunham is great, but he's not better, he's different!!
This guy is also great!! I missed him on Letterman so this was new to me, I'm glad the he got "discovered" because he's very talented!!
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p.s. he did a better Axl Rose than Axl does

what a creepy old perv!!
smooth move though!! to bad it won't work on a guy, unless he was a Scotts-man wearing a kilt!!

"oh, you gonna get when we get home!!"
this guy is really funny!!
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that was hysterical!!
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Yeah!! That was F*cking Awesome guys!! Thanks1! great driving skills, killer car, man I wish I could drive like that!!
1,000 Monkey Heads!! WhooHoo!!!

Holy Moly!! That's a lot of Shiite rumbling down the hill. It takes a lot of power/energy to move boulders that big!!

I liked the bowling ball part, that was pretty original!! an interesting performance!!
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Ninja kitty
not as cool as the real ninja kitty that's on here somewhere, but still cool!! Funny movie too!

pretty cool gizmo, to bad it's in a boring video

oh, almost forogt, if it was her boyfriend, he would so not be getting any for a really really really long time!!!

Alcohol Abuse!!!

(science is fun!)

The Grapes of Wrath!!

I won't comment because I've never seen the movie all the way through!! so this is me commenting that I won't comment

serves them right for keeping their animals in such pathetic cages

if he has that much talent with one string just imagine what he could do with 2 or how about 6, now that would be unique
LOL I'm kidding, but seriously, someone buy the guy a pack of strings!!

this is by far the best compilitation video I have seen so far on this site!! Thanks a bunch!! The song was great, the rock climber dude was like freaking Spiderman!! Awesome, a shame that he died but at least it was while doing what he loved, we all should be so lucky!! And the last skateboard guy was unreal!! he didn't miss a single cone, it was like he got in a "zone"!!
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50 etc.... Monkey Heads!!

great outfit!!

ball boy throws ball at ball players balls, bad ball boy!!

stupid ringtone, funny video, great fight in the comments section!!

aww poor kitty cat!! they're tuff though, cats are like made out of rubber or something!!

that was awesome!! and completely useless, but still freaking cool and yet so totally redneck that it makes me wonder, Hmmm... why?

I guess I missed something because I didn't find anything funny at all!

LOL perfect job for a slacker!!
Funny commercial, I like the little toy piano thingy to make the sounds

#12 it is fertilizer, the liquid cow poop kind of fertilizer, which is better than chemicals which is what I'll assume you meant.

This video reminds me of the guys who's head went up the elephants butt, same end result

my neighbor down the street has one of those, but not with that kind of engine in it. that's pretty cool!!

good one!!

and people complain about law enforcement officers here in the US, you don't like it here, move to Russia
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killer skillz, never thought you could do those kind of tricks on a razor (that's what the kids here call them)
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where would you put the back license plate?

I'm not a Mike Myers fan either, Wayne's World was ok, but he's been riding on those coat tails ever since. Don't hate me, it's just my opinion and we all have one, so in my opinion
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I just thought of an awesome movie
Giant Battleship vs. Angry Nintendo Nerd!!
WTF LOL
A pretty decent top 10, with the exception of his #1 choice.

I never cared much for Benny Hill, but then his show was never really intended for female viewers.
However, THAT, was pretty damn funny!!

I think the commentor said the cat was up there for 3 days? makes you wonder why he didn't decide to fly 3 days ago, silly old pussycat! (he must be made of rubber)

the football ones where great, the dog was awesome (seen him before, he's a real whiz) the rest where good to, especially the monster truck jump!!
All in all a good compilation.
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that was awesome!! Yeah... do it again!!

uhhh, oh my god, I can't help mysalef, I swore that I was never going to say this, but, but I just can't help myself, here it comes, are you ready for it......
FAKE!! DUH...
that was just silly, men are so easily amused.... by a skirt, with a girl in it!!

LOL poor dog!! but I can't help laughing. my dog ran into a tree when he was chasing frisbees one time, I felt so bad for him but I still laughed my ass off cause it was funny as hell

LOL that's great!! I wonder if that was designed by the guy that did the marble thingy at the dentists office
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That is the wildest thing I've ever seen, very cool. I would go to that dentist gladly!!
Science is so cool!!
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awfull!!, I feel sorry for the poor thing

that was pretty dang funny

cool intro! haven't seen the movie yet but now I will for sure

Cool!! I must have tried that hundreds of times as a kid!! Never made it all the way around though
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actually pretty cool if you think about it! I still remember the day my dad brought home Pong!! Now THAT was cool!!

Science is fun!
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I can't even get people to turn on the pump from the comfort of their air-conditioned stores!!

I've seen gas stations in Texas where they don't have people at all, not even a store, just pumps that accept credit/debit cards only, if you have cash to bad, keep driving!

#6 that's exactly what I was thinking! just weird!!

that was pretty funny, I could have done with out the lady in tha background, but it was still cute

very funny, de dose "drunk" well and little kids too!

I couldn't tell from the video but if the guy had a ring on his finger it would have made breaking that window super easy!!

I will remember not to piss of a Russian behind the wheel

#8 I thought the same thing

#16 hmmm. it seemed obvious to me that he was speeding, either that or EVERYONE ELSE on the road was going really really slow Duh!!

Wreckless drivers cause wrecks...... it could have been your kid or your grandma in the road that he almost hit

Whoa, a beetle bug haulin' ass, I never thought I'd see that! Awesome dude!! That's some serious Flower Power they got under the hood!