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+32 1. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video high tech bike

This is a joke right?
They just took the bicycle.... and uninvented it! :|
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+20 2. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Norte Photoblocker

#2. There is no hope for you.
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+10 3. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video 100 Greatest Shut Ups in Films

100 Greatest Shut Ups in Films

Rivetting stuff.

Whatever next? 100 greatest 'Good Mornings', 'Yawns', 'Coughs', 'Sneezes'.
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+10 4. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video World's Fastest RC Supercar

Crap and boring.
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+9 5. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Steve Hughes - Offended?

Oh how this guy echoes my own thoughts on 'offence'. He's absolutely right of course, but isn't it astonishing how many people will leap at any opportunity to be offended by just about anything? It happens everywhere. It even happens here, on SNOTR. If I type the word 'fuck' like that, or 'cunt', instead of 'f**k, or c**t, then there'll be a barrage of complaints from people who are offended.
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+9 6. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Urine-controlled video games installed in London bar

Apparently, the follow-up version is just a load of shit.
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+9 7. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Container ship flexing in rough weather

#(removed comment). That must be made from British steel. If it was American, it would have snapped in two pieces, years ago.
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+7 8. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video how to spot fake breasts

Incredible that in an entire video about tits, you're never once shown any. :|
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+6 9. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPING PRANK!

Gee. Awesome prank. Just .... awesome. :S
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+6 10. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video somersaults and people stacking - acrobatic act

What if someone farts? :|
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+4 11. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Future Toilets

#4. I wouldn't want to touch it after you'd wiped your butt either. :S
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+4 12. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video How malls Make you buy !

This video applies particularly to deluded people who mistakenly believe they are too smart to be taken in by these techniques... people like #6 for example.
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+3 13. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Close call with a landmine

Invading army attacked by natives. What a surprise.
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+3 14. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Starting A Car With A Dead Battery In Russia

How do you double the value of a Lada?
Fill up the tank. :D
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+3 15. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Tank Dog

Nice tits.
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+3 16. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Eagle Fight

#3. LOL. :D
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+2 17. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video World's fastest skip rope

funny..the people that make comments like #20, feel compelled to convince us that they have a girlfriend. :P
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+2 18. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video World's Funniest Salesman

I once had a visit like this. After he went on and on about his cleaner and making various random bad jokes in between, I spoke up to say we have no credit cards, no money, and am not interested, even if we were the wonderful economy would keep us from buying it. He looked around the house as I stood with him at our entry way saying goodbye and good luck. He quickly gathered his things, after his 20 minute stay, and headed out. Immediately after his departure I got a bad feeling, as my wife put our baby to bed I went online to look up this "Wonder Cleaner" and it's company, and what I found made me call the police. I found thousands of criminal reports on these salesman mainly from wiping out peoples bank accounts when they were giving a check or card for payment, as well as several thefts and robberies. Even some rape and a murder was found, they prey on the innocent.

I called the police and was informed they would keep an eye out, however, sad but true they cannot arrest anyone till something is done. They had received several calls already about these men and women going door to door acting extra suspicious, and some unlucky elderly people have already given them checks. Earlier I mentioned he was African American, the relevance in that is in doing further research I found out they are a racist company, every single one of the door to door salespeople were African American, it kind of stood out in a prominently white and Hispanic town. The headquarters for this company refuses to hire anyone white according to several complaints and their records.

So going to bed paranoid every night seeing how I have a young child, is not so much fun. Waiting with a gun close by the door just in case they did decide to get their money's worth on our home.
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+2 19. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Calligraphy

Interesting from the viewpoint of the technical aspect of getting a robot to write so precisely. Just a pity it couldn't have written something more useful than the bible. :|
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+2 20. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Tractor out of gas

#(removed comment). What do you think powers the compressor which pressurises the hydraulic system? Gas, or to be more precise... Diesel.
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+2 21. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video What is the first letter in the English alphabet?

Very, VERY nice. !O / 10.
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+1 22. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video What Happens When You Drop a Slinky

Two confused idiots attempting to confuse even more people.
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+1 23. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Murmuration

That's a helluva lot of bird shit.
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+1 24. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Hong Kong Architect

#33. To clarify, in England a 'bathroom' will always contain a bath and a basin, but usually also a WC (toilet). Larger and even more modern compact houses also often have another room with just a toilet and basin. That would be called a 'toilet'. This is quite handy, for when one person wants to take a shit while another is taking a bath. Just for information for you and other americans, no-one in England would refer to either a toilet or bathroom as a 'restroom'. In fact they wouldn't refer to it as a crapper either. 'Khazi' is an old term used for the toilet, often situated outside in the garden, away from the main house. It is rarely heard these days except from very elderly people.
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+1 25. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video L verse.

Crap. ..
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0 26. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Winnebago Guy

Now there's a guy who loves his fuckin' job. :D
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0 27. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Potato peeling

Does this work with a banana?
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0 28. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video All-new ASIMO (Nov 2011)

Yeah, but can it pick itself up again after falling over?
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0 29. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Epic cooler prank (2)

Epic. :|
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0 30. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Da Capo

Crap. .
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0 31. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Guy walks into traffic...

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0 32. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Using a Banana to do WHAT????

It's a real, unfrozen banana, but a rubber nail.
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-1 33. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Go Beyond Oil

#6 "Last year with wind and hydro power China produced 30% more power than Australia uses in a year. "

Are you saying that China produced 30% more power than Australia uses in a year... with only wind and hydro? No. I thought not. The truth is that China produces only 14% from hydro and less than 0.1% from wind power.

So sadly, the truth is, renewables can't produce baseload power.
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-1 34. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Go Beyond Oil

"The amount of power needed is just astronomical."

Quite. And that amount of power cannot possibly be provided by wind turbines.
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-1 35. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Parkour Training Fail

Hilarious.
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-1 36. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Best Portable Computer..

This is one of the funniest things I have seen in ages. I just laughed till I cried. Excellent stuff! :D
Thanks Jabafara.
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-2 37. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video EXOPC EXOdesk first look

A desktop with gimmicks to impress idiots. Yawn. ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz
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-2 38. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Close Call Compilation

Some peoples can't even string a sentence together properly... :S
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-3 39. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Heady duty burnout

Stupid cunt.
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-3 40. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Heady duty burnout

#19. LOL. Most Americans wouldn't even be able to find European countries on a map of the world, so fortunately for the rest of us, they tend to stay within their own borders (except for when they decide to invade another country and attempt to a) impose their dubious version of 'democracy' upon them, and b) gain control of their oil.
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-3 41. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Sportsmanship

'Letting' a retard win is cruelty to the nth degree.
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-3 42. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Hysterical laughter

Moron. .
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-3 43. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Laundry Fail

Laundry fail?
Camera fail!
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-3 44. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Odd Martin "Flying tiger"

Another show-off. Dull, boring, and a great cure for insomnia.... Yawn.... ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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-4 45. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Steve Jobs Prank Calls Starbucks

Jobs was a dickhead.
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-4 46. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Ken VS Barbie Ninja Fight Stop Motion

Awesome? ROFLMFAO.
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-5 47. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Kid in Guitar Store

crap
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-5 48. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Trouble with SIRI

Stupid twat.
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-5 49. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video The Man Who Made Things Fly

Dumb.

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-5 50. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Thanksgiving in Math Class

Some people will laugh at anything. :S
This is as lame as a one-legged donkey.
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-5 53. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Pogo GoPro

Silly toys. Crap and boring.
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-5 54. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video how a microwave works

Crap and boring.
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-6 55. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Go Beyond Oil

Oh dear, and he was doing so well until he tried to make the tenuous and unproven link between seeking out the last remnants of the planet's oil, and a 'catastrophic 6 degree rise in global temperatures'. Just more greenpeace twaddle, soaked up en masse by greenie idiots everywhere.
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-6 56. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video The Solar Cycle

Solar cycle, bicycle, menstrual cycle. They're all the same.
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-6 57. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video We Love America

America. Land of the ignorant arseholes.
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-6 58. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video ...LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW!

Unbelievably... boring. :|
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-7 59. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Rossi vs Stoner. Epic battle at Laguna Seca 2008

Rubbish.
Your comment is to short. Please go back and make it a bit longer.
This video is too boring. Please go back and make it a bit more interesting..
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-8 61. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Go Beyond Oil

#15. Shut up troll.
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-8 63. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video How do water droplets freeze, and why

Gripping.
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-8 64. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Afgan Bread makers....

Just imagine how much dirt, dust, snot and shit is in each loaf... :|
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-8 65. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Now this is going beyond the call of duty.

Fat cunt.
Your comment is to short. Please go back and make it a bit longer.
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-10 66. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Go Beyond Oil

#12 irishgek, your spelling, grammar and punctuation are appalling. I guess you really are Irish?
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-10 67. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Puzzle Box

Gee. A puzzle box, the secret to which he has now revealed to the entire world! Dumb fuck.
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-11 68. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Dragon 50cal

I'm looking forward to the episode when this dimwit blows his own fuckin' head off. :D
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-11 69. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Osprey fishing

That bird should be arrested... for murder.
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-13 70. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Mars in a Minute: Is Mars Really Red?

I'm white and proud.
I'm also heterosexual and proud.
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-15 71. MurderVictim commented 8 years ago on video Sleeping problems?

As funny as a wet fart. :|