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2. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Norte Photoblocker
#2. There is no hope for you.
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3. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video 100 Greatest Shut Ups in Films
100 Greatest Shut Ups in Films
Rivetting stuff.
Whatever next? 100 greatest 'Good Mornings', 'Yawns', 'Coughs', 'Sneezes'.
Rivetting stuff.
Whatever next? 100 greatest 'Good Mornings', 'Yawns', 'Coughs', 'Sneezes'.
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4. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video World's Fastest RC Supercar
Crap and boring.
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5. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Steve Hughes - Offended?
Oh how this guy echoes my own thoughts on 'offence'. He's absolutely right of course, but isn't it astonishing how many people will leap at any opportunity to be offended by just about anything? It happens everywhere. It even happens here, on SNOTR. If I type the word 'fuck' like that, or 'cunt', instead of 'f**k, or c**t, then there'll be a barrage of complaints from people who are offended.
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6. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Urine-controlled video games installed in London bar
Apparently, the follow-up version is just a load of shit.
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7. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Container ship flexing in rough weather
#(removed comment). That must be made from British steel. If it was American, it would have snapped in two pieces, years ago.
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8. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video how to spot fake breasts
Incredible that in an entire video about tits, you're never once shown any.
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9. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPING PRANK!
Gee. Awesome prank. Just .... awesome.
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10. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video somersaults and people stacking - acrobatic act
What if someone farts?
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11. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Future Toilets
#4. I wouldn't want to touch it after you'd wiped your butt either.
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12. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video How malls Make you buy !
This video applies particularly to deluded people who mistakenly believe they are too smart to be taken in by these techniques... people like #6 for example.
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13. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Close call with a landmine
Invading army attacked by natives. What a surprise.
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14. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Starting A Car With A Dead Battery In Russia
How do you double the value of a Lada?
Fill up the tank.
Fill up the tank.
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15. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Tank Dog
Nice tits.
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16. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Eagle Fight
#3. LOL.
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17. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video World's fastest skip rope
funny..the people that make comments like #20, feel compelled to convince us that they have a girlfriend.
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18. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video World's Funniest Salesman
I once had a visit like this. After he went on and on about his cleaner and making various random bad jokes in between, I spoke up to say we have no credit cards, no money, and am not interested, even if we were the wonderful economy would keep us from buying it. He looked around the house as I stood with him at our entry way saying goodbye and good luck. He quickly gathered his things, after his 20 minute stay, and headed out. Immediately after his departure I got a bad feeling, as my wife put our baby to bed I went online to look up this "Wonder Cleaner" and it's company, and what I found made me call the police. I found thousands of criminal reports on these salesman mainly from wiping out peoples bank accounts when they were giving a check or card for payment, as well as several thefts and robberies. Even some rape and a murder was found, they prey on the innocent.
I called the police and was informed they would keep an eye out, however, sad but true they cannot arrest anyone till something is done. They had received several calls already about these men and women going door to door acting extra suspicious, and some unlucky elderly people have already given them checks. Earlier I mentioned he was African American, the relevance in that is in doing further research I found out they are a racist company, every single one of the door to door salespeople were African American, it kind of stood out in a prominently white and Hispanic town. The headquarters for this company refuses to hire anyone white according to several complaints and their records.
So going to bed paranoid every night seeing how I have a young child, is not so much fun. Waiting with a gun close by the door just in case they did decide to get their money's worth on our home.
I called the police and was informed they would keep an eye out, however, sad but true they cannot arrest anyone till something is done. They had received several calls already about these men and women going door to door acting extra suspicious, and some unlucky elderly people have already given them checks. Earlier I mentioned he was African American, the relevance in that is in doing further research I found out they are a racist company, every single one of the door to door salespeople were African American, it kind of stood out in a prominently white and Hispanic town. The headquarters for this company refuses to hire anyone white according to several complaints and their records.
So going to bed paranoid every night seeing how I have a young child, is not so much fun. Waiting with a gun close by the door just in case they did decide to get their money's worth on our home.
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19. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Calligraphy
Interesting from the viewpoint of the technical aspect of getting a robot to write so precisely. Just a pity it couldn't have written something more useful than the bible.
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20. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Tractor out of gas
#(removed comment). What do you think powers the compressor which pressurises the hydraulic system? Gas, or to be more precise... Diesel.
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21. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video What is the first letter in the English alphabet?
Very, VERY nice. !O / 10.
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22. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video What Happens When You Drop a Slinky
Two confused idiots attempting to confuse even more people.
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23. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Murmuration
That's a helluva lot of bird shit.
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24. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Hong Kong Architect
#33. To clarify, in England a 'bathroom' will always contain a bath and a basin, but usually also a WC (toilet). Larger and even more modern compact houses also often have another room with just a toilet and basin. That would be called a 'toilet'. This is quite handy, for when one person wants to take a shit while another is taking a bath. Just for information for you and other americans, no-one in England would refer to either a toilet or bathroom as a 'restroom'. In fact they wouldn't refer to it as a crapper either. 'Khazi' is an old term used for the toilet, often situated outside in the garden, away from the main house. It is rarely heard these days except from very elderly people.
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25. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video L verse.
Crap. ..
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26. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Winnebago Guy
Now there's a guy who loves his fuckin' job.
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27. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Potato peeling
Does this work with a banana?
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28. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video All-new ASIMO (Nov 2011)
Yeah, but can it pick itself up again after falling over?
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29. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Epic cooler prank (2)
Epic.
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30. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Da Capo
Crap. .
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31. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Guy walks into traffic...
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32. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Using a Banana to do WHAT????
It's a real, unfrozen banana, but a rubber nail.
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33. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Go Beyond Oil
#6 "Last year with wind and hydro power China produced 30% more power than Australia uses in a year. "
Are you saying that China produced 30% more power than Australia uses in a year... with only wind and hydro? No. I thought not. The truth is that China produces only 14% from hydro and less than 0.1% from wind power.
So sadly, the truth is, renewables can't produce baseload power.
Are you saying that China produced 30% more power than Australia uses in a year... with only wind and hydro? No. I thought not. The truth is that China produces only 14% from hydro and less than 0.1% from wind power.
So sadly, the truth is, renewables can't produce baseload power.
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34. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Go Beyond Oil
"The amount of power needed is just astronomical."
Quite. And that amount of power cannot possibly be provided by wind turbines.
Quite. And that amount of power cannot possibly be provided by wind turbines.
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35. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Parkour Training Fail
Hilarious.
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36. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Best Portable Computer..
This is one of the funniest things I have seen in ages. I just laughed till I cried. Excellent stuff!
Thanks Jabafara.
Thanks Jabafara.
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37. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video EXOPC EXOdesk first look
A desktop with gimmicks to impress idiots. Yawn. ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz
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38. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Close Call Compilation
Some peoples can't even string a sentence together properly...
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39. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Heady duty burnout
Stupid cunt.
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40. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Heady duty burnout
#19. LOL. Most Americans wouldn't even be able to find European countries on a map of the world, so fortunately for the rest of us, they tend to stay within their own borders (except for when they decide to invade another country and attempt to a) impose their dubious version of 'democracy' upon them, and b) gain control of their oil.
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41. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Sportsmanship
'Letting' a retard win is cruelty to the nth degree.
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42. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Hysterical laughter
Moron. .
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43. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Laundry Fail
Laundry fail?
Camera fail!
Camera fail!
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44. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Odd Martin "Flying tiger"
Another show-off. Dull, boring, and a great cure for insomnia.... Yawn.... ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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45. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Steve Jobs Prank Calls Starbucks
Jobs was a dickhead.
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46. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Ken VS Barbie Ninja Fight Stop Motion
Awesome? ROFLMFAO.
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47. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Kid in Guitar Store
crap
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48. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Trouble with SIRI
Stupid twat.
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49. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video The Man Who Made Things Fly
Dumb.
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50. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Thanksgiving in Math Class
Some people will laugh at anything.
This is as lame as a one-legged donkey.
This is as lame as a one-legged donkey.
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51. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video AZO Showreel 2011
Crap. .
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52. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Indiana Hoosiers Stun No. 1 Kentucky at the Buzzer
Crap and boring.
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53. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Pogo GoPro
Silly toys. Crap and boring.
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54. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video how a microwave works
Crap and boring.
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55. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Go Beyond Oil
Oh dear, and he was doing so well until he tried to make the tenuous and unproven link between seeking out the last remnants of the planet's oil, and a 'catastrophic 6 degree rise in global temperatures'. Just more greenpeace twaddle, soaked up en masse by greenie idiots everywhere.
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56. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video The Solar Cycle
Solar cycle, bicycle, menstrual cycle. They're all the same.
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57. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video We Love America
America. Land of the ignorant arseholes.
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58. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video ...LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
Unbelievably... boring.
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59. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Rossi vs Stoner. Epic battle at Laguna Seca 2008
Rubbish.
Your comment is to short. Please go back and make it a bit longer.
This video is too boring. Please go back and make it a bit more interesting..
Your comment is to short. Please go back and make it a bit longer.
This video is too boring. Please go back and make it a bit more interesting..
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60. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Brush with Death
Crap. .
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61. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Go Beyond Oil
#15. Shut up troll.
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62. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Brain scientist explains how she felt her stroke as it was happening
This vid sent me to sleep.
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63. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video How do water droplets freeze, and why
Gripping.
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64. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Afgan Bread makers....
Just imagine how much dirt, dust, snot and shit is in each loaf...
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65. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Now this is going beyond the call of duty.
Fat cunt.
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66. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Go Beyond Oil
#12 irishgek, your spelling, grammar and punctuation are appalling. I guess you really are Irish?
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67. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Puzzle Box
Gee. A puzzle box, the secret to which he has now revealed to the entire world! Dumb fuck.
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68. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Dragon 50cal
I'm looking forward to the episode when this dimwit blows his own fuckin' head off.
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69. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Osprey fishing
That bird should be arrested... for murder.
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70. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Mars in a Minute: Is Mars Really Red?
I'm white and proud.
I'm also heterosexual and proud.
I'm also heterosexual and proud.
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71. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video Sleeping problems?
As funny as a wet fart.
+32 1. MurderVictim commented 12 years ago on video high tech bike
They just took the bicycle.... and uninvented it!