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+15 1. Nemphtis commented 9 years ago on video 2010 Indy 500 Mike Conway Huge Airborne Crash into the Catchfence

I'm just glad they have all those cameras to show us this epic shit in various angles.
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+3 2. Nemphtis commented 9 years ago on video The Oogpister Beetle

Would be awesome if there was a beetle that could moonwalk and all the defenceless lizards would mimic this walking pattern in the wild. You'd be some tourist walking around and all you see is random animals doing moonwalks for reasons you haven't yet figured out.
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0 3. Nemphtis commented 9 years ago on video Street Bike Jump

Call the Amber Lamps.
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+4 4. Nemphtis commented 9 years ago on video Winscape Intro

Would be awesome to have a game world displaying out of the window. Waking up to see the Mushroom Kingdom out of your window would be funky.

I can also see this being good for pranks, having a post-apocalyptic scene out of the window and the victim shitting bricks that his country got nuked whilst he slept.
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+4 5. Nemphtis commented 10 years ago on video Worst Fight Scene Ever?

All right, you got a lot of guts Oscar!
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-3 6. Nemphtis commented 10 years ago on video Family Guy - Vote Time

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I was making a 9/11 joke, it's not actually season 9, episode 11.
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+1 7. Nemphtis commented 10 years ago on video Family Guy - Vote Time

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It's from season 9, episode 11.
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+2 8. Nemphtis commented 10 years ago on video Ronald Jenkees

I've been subscribed to this guy for some time now, and his music is awesome. What is more interesting is that apparently he usually just improvizes the tunes while recording, though I can't confirm if this is true or not.
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+5 9. Nemphtis commented 10 years ago on video Possibly The World's Smallest Car

Flame decals makes any car go faster! :D
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+5 10. Nemphtis commented 10 years ago on video Chester The Dog

Now that is how the hell a true dog marks its territory.

Overkill.
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+9 11. Nemphtis commented 10 years ago on video Hammer fail

Looks like he won, so it's not all bad. >:)
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+20 12. Nemphtis commented 10 years ago on video Garage door opener

I need one of his spares, where can I contact this gentleman?
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+6 13. Nemphtis commented 10 years ago on video SIGNS

I was expecting one or both of them to be mutes at the end, I guess I'll never know with that ending.
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+8 14. Nemphtis commented 10 years ago on video Slow loris eating worms

It the eyes, they're just too adorable. :)
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+2 15. Nemphtis commented 10 years ago on video Engine failure

I love how not even a second after the engine fails, one guy instantly shouts "F*CK!" That was a surprisingly smooth landing, and fortunately there wasn't many cars on that road.
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+10 16. Nemphtis commented 10 years ago on video Vintage Flintstones for Winston cigs

Man, that was depressing to me personally.
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+7 17. Nemphtis commented 10 years ago on video Grandma on the shooting range

Surprised she didn't dislocate her shoulder or something.
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+2 18. Nemphtis commented 10 years ago on video Left 4 Lol

The only one that made me giggle was the one about how friendly A.I. seem to love jumping in front of you when you're about to fire at a zombie. Hell, even real people keep doing it and then whining about where you're shooting.
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-9 19. Nemphtis commented 10 years ago on video Acupuncture hurts

Didn't see that coming. When the guy asked him to take off his pants I thought the humour may be about him getting some of those needles through his penis.
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+3 20. Nemphtis commented 10 years ago on video Pizza delivery fail!

What made me laugh is that his face went into the box where the pizza is contained. I'd love it if the camera kept rolling and he got up with pizza all over his face. Also, I can't help but think that the person is shouting "OWNED!" in the background, even though it's probably "Ohhhh!"
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+3 21. Nemphtis commented 10 years ago on video Gimme the cash

I have to say, it is a pretty damn cool hat. I just had a silly image in my head where all thieves could actually put art on their faces in place of boring balaclavas. You'd get to discuss it with them while they're robbing you, which makes for hell of a lot better conversation than "I'LL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!" Excuse me, I'm a little tired.
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+4 22. Nemphtis commented 10 years ago on video Utter golf club fail

Wouldn't urinating in the club just make things harder since you'll have to adjust to the new weight of your club, not to mention eventually having to re-open the cap and clean out all that piss.
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+4 23. Nemphtis commented 10 years ago on video Suicide contest

I'm not sure where the video originated from but it's in Turkish. If this is an ad then I wonder what it's actually advertising; life insurance?
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+9 24. Nemphtis commented 10 years ago on video Mickey Mouse vs Disney Land visitor

If that guy in the Mickey Mouse costume is an actual Disney Land employee then they sure as hell made the right choice hiring him for the job. Mickey did well for a guy wearing a bulky looking costume.
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+6 25. Nemphtis commented 10 years ago on video Dream Fail

I love how it has that "Where am I? What the hell just happened?" look right after it smacks the wall.
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0 26. Nemphtis commented 10 years ago on video Ant Superhighway

That is pretty beautiful, makes you appreciate nature a little more.
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+1 27. Nemphtis commented 11 years ago on video The iToilet

I like how it prints toilet paper, actually seems cool.
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+7 28. Nemphtis commented 11 years ago on video Dangerous pet

Yup, definitely a friendly cute little lion. :]
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+4 29. Nemphtis commented 11 years ago on video Bull jumping

All that bull needs to do is live up its head as he's jumping over. Then the poor man will have to explain to the doctors what tore open his ass.
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0 30. Nemphtis commented 11 years ago on video World’s worst comedian

So bad that it was good.
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+6 31. Nemphtis commented 11 years ago on video Masterpiece of driving

This guy is a beast. I'm not too into cars and I don't know much about them, but this was great fun to watch. Even more entertaining than the Smart car with that racing engine video.