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2. Nemphtis commented 14 years ago on video The Oogpister Beetle
Would be awesome if there was a beetle that could moonwalk and all the defenceless lizards would mimic this walking pattern in the wild. You'd be some tourist walking around and all you see is random animals doing moonwalks for reasons you haven't yet figured out.
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3. Nemphtis commented 14 years ago on video Street Bike Jump
Call the Amber Lamps.
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4. Nemphtis commented 14 years ago on video Winscape Intro
Would be awesome to have a game world displaying out of the window. Waking up to see the Mushroom Kingdom out of your window would be funky.
I can also see this being good for pranks, having a post-apocalyptic scene out of the window and the victim shitting bricks that his country got nuked whilst he slept.
I can also see this being good for pranks, having a post-apocalyptic scene out of the window and the victim shitting bricks that his country got nuked whilst he slept.
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5. Nemphtis commented 15 years ago on video Worst Fight Scene Ever?
All right, you got a lot of guts Oscar!
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6. Nemphtis commented 15 years ago on video Family Guy - Vote Time
#12
I was making a 9/11 joke, it's not actually season 9, episode 11.
I was making a 9/11 joke, it's not actually season 9, episode 11.
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7. Nemphtis commented 15 years ago on video Family Guy - Vote Time
#7
It's from season 9, episode 11.
It's from season 9, episode 11.
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8. Nemphtis commented 15 years ago on video Ronald Jenkees
I've been subscribed to this guy for some time now, and his music is awesome. What is more interesting is that apparently he usually just improvizes the tunes while recording, though I can't confirm if this is true or not.
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9. Nemphtis commented 15 years ago on video Possibly The World's Smallest Car
Flame decals makes any car go faster!
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10. Nemphtis commented 15 years ago on video Chester The Dog
Now that is how the hell a true dog marks its territory.
Overkill.
Overkill.
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11. Nemphtis commented 15 years ago on video Hammer fail
Looks like he won, so it's not all bad.
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12. Nemphtis commented 15 years ago on video Garage door opener
I need one of his spares, where can I contact this gentleman?
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14. Nemphtis commented 15 years ago on video Slow loris eating worms
It the eyes, they're just too adorable.
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15. Nemphtis commented 15 years ago on video Engine failure
I love how not even a second after the engine fails, one guy instantly shouts "F*CK!" That was a surprisingly smooth landing, and fortunately there wasn't many cars on that road.
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16. Nemphtis commented 15 years ago on video Vintage Flintstones for Winston cigs
Man, that was depressing to me personally.
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17. Nemphtis commented 15 years ago on video Grandma on the shooting range
Surprised she didn't dislocate her shoulder or something.
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18. Nemphtis commented 15 years ago on video Left 4 Lol
The only one that made me giggle was the one about how friendly A.I. seem to love jumping in front of you when you're about to fire at a zombie. Hell, even real people keep doing it and then whining about where you're shooting.
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19. Nemphtis commented 15 years ago on video Acupuncture hurts
Didn't see that coming. When the guy asked him to take off his pants I thought the humour may be about him getting some of those needles through his penis.
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20. Nemphtis commented 15 years ago on video Pizza delivery fail!
What made me laugh is that his face went into the box where the pizza is contained. I'd love it if the camera kept rolling and he got up with pizza all over his face. Also, I can't help but think that the person is shouting "OWNED!" in the background, even though it's probably "Ohhhh!"
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21. Nemphtis commented 15 years ago on video Gimme the cash
I have to say, it is a pretty damn cool hat. I just had a silly image in my head where all thieves could actually put art on their faces in place of boring balaclavas. You'd get to discuss it with them while they're robbing you, which makes for hell of a lot better conversation than "I'LL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!" Excuse me, I'm a little tired.
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22. Nemphtis commented 15 years ago on video Utter golf club fail
Wouldn't urinating in the club just make things harder since you'll have to adjust to the new weight of your club, not to mention eventually having to re-open the cap and clean out all that piss.
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23. Nemphtis commented 15 years ago on video Suicide contest
I'm not sure where the video originated from but it's in Turkish. If this is an ad then I wonder what it's actually advertising; life insurance?
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24. Nemphtis commented 15 years ago on video Mickey Mouse vs Disney Land visitor
If that guy in the Mickey Mouse costume is an actual Disney Land employee then they sure as hell made the right choice hiring him for the job. Mickey did well for a guy wearing a bulky looking costume.
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25. Nemphtis commented 15 years ago on video Dream Fail
I love how it has that "Where am I? What the hell just happened?" look right after it smacks the wall.
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26. Nemphtis commented 15 years ago on video Ant Superhighway
That is pretty beautiful, makes you appreciate nature a little more.
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27. Nemphtis commented 15 years ago on video The iToilet
I like how it prints toilet paper, actually seems cool.
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28. Nemphtis commented 15 years ago on video Dangerous pet
Yup, definitely a friendly cute little lion. :]
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29. Nemphtis commented 15 years ago on video Bull jumping
All that bull needs to do is live up its head as he's jumping over. Then the poor man will have to explain to the doctors what tore open his ass.
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30. Nemphtis commented 15 years ago on video World’s worst comedian
So bad that it was good.
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31. Nemphtis commented 15 years ago on video Masterpiece of driving
This guy is a beast. I'm not too into cars and I don't know much about them, but this was great fun to watch. Even more entertaining than the Smart car with that racing engine video.
+15 1. Nemphtis commented 14 years ago on video 2010 Indy 500 Mike Conway Huge Airborne Crash into the Catchfence