Tired of living?

#1 maybe you are looking into something like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPoAOXf8RIo

Turtle: Hey human, you need help?

No cow was killed during this video

Now we can put him at the zoo in a cage and name him "All in one"

I wonder, this white can beat the black this time in Olympic?

Turn around and fart inside and see what is the effect?

Lucky bird didn't gets smashed

Mind to explain what that funny looking guy said?

I would says: WTF !!!

good one, kick the face and grab the boob

#7 prob it is under warranty, it doesn't meet the specs it delivered.

Tough man is your balls ok? can you do it one more time?

Road congestion now?
No problem, I will come in by sea

They were standing there to wait for the fuel to run out

Ok, now he got that red bull now, all participants now can take a sip of that icy cool red bull

Can't they just spare another skate board for that poor guy?

If you know how to admire the things and achievement you made on every job you have done, you will love your work.
Same like me as an engineer, I love solving problems and trouble shooting on others that failed to do it.
It give you self-satisfaction on achievement , just like you have conquered over the difficulties.
The feeling is great and you will love your jobs wherever you are.

she must have been starved for months

she must have been starved for months

I wanna see how does a ninja looks like when behind bars lol

Did I heard, he left with 1 broken arm and 1 broken leg?
The rest was gone? lol

looks like the parachute didn't open in time before he landed

I think this is a better method to save the child and let that bastard died
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YgHBI5BLcE&feature=endscreen

2 pieces of tyres just for a startup?

i got it now, turning on a TV is not just a simple button

Well train dog, but I think it loss her puppyhood

Cover the face and fired the base

i can't even be able to control 1 kite so precisely like he does.

Who says pig are stupid?

Mean they are not going to jail him?

Help !!! Fish robber !!! HELP !!!

if they call it 1 stone 2 birds, then this should be 1 slap 6 asses lol

I will want to assign him as my freight forwarder, any contact please?

#11 you mean that chick's butt?

Although this is awesome, but I still prefer him playing guitar than the ukulele

NIce impressive blow job

That's not the best, I would name my baby CASH, so anyone who have a barrier crossed cash cheque, please pass it to me

Wow The first dog that done a fireman lift

you will have a built in golf set handy after few years of practice.

WTF Why did he stand at a drifting point of turning there for reporting?

Now I know, pugs listen to you like indian ( the way they shake their heads )

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed-off and watched in horror as the ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She then explained that she was a physical therapist and offered to help ease his "pain."

"Please allow me to help, I am a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me!" She told him earnestly. "Ummph, oooh, nnnoo, I'll be alright...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.

The woman takes it upon herself to begin to "ease his pain". She began to massage his groin.

After a few moments she asked, "does that feel better?" The man looked up at her and replied, "yes, that feels pretty good ... but my thumb still hurts like hell!"

he is lucky the pole hits the rear door and not the front door, otherwise he will end up in ambulance

Steve Job won't want to see Apple Crashed 0:31

I love the expression on the kid's face

#2 how can you missed a multi million fireworks?

No gimmick really......Black can jump

Life is too long guys

What? I assume we will need a blow job to travel in the future, if this works

Why do you need this robot while you can actually lock your door?

that is insane skill, I wonder how many bottles he broke before he achieve this stage.

#7 yes correct, that's offside I would say, but still awesome

#5 Yes, range of 10 miles is possible down the slope

I think this should be call Power Of The Father Of Nature

Fall asleep driving is far much dangerous than drunk driving, take 2 bottles of red bull if you think you are too sleepy to drive. It does works for me and will keep me fresh awake at least 2~3 hrs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouegmRIvoeQ&feature=endscreen

smart dog, it even tell the owner that she is ready for the ride 0:48

#13 you mean pushing the bus?

I will be much happier to see if this thing can save people instead of killing.

A seventh grade Biology teacher arranged a demonstration for his class. He took two earthworms and in front of the class he did the following: He dropped the first worm into a beaker of water where it dropped to the bottom and wriggled about. He dropped the second worm into a beaker of Ethyl alchohol and it immediately shriveled up and died. He asked the class if anyone knew what this demonstration was intended to show them.

A boy in the second row immediately shot his arm up and when called on said: “You're showing us that if you drink alcohol, you won't have worms.”

no place is better than home

speechless

high enough to peek into the boobs when some pass by

I wish my country traffic police goes for this training.
There will be less traffic police on the road for quite sometime

It looks fun, wonder how much these cost?

OK, We name it "Leaning Pisa II"
Let's hope it will last as long as the tower.

By rescuing a few ducklings can be on the news.
I have just rescued a few ants from the pool of water, can someone put me on the news?

The bike made it to the top, but not the cyclist

Does the shop owner have a underground tunnel to get back home?

I still love the way she looks without teeth

Nice, bunny happy feet

This can be charge for intending to murder.

#01 don't have to explain, just show them this video.

ok, now we need driving and flying license.

Loser again

Priceless @3:25

Don't mess with goose, they are fierce, if It bite and you gets blues black.

I wonder if the insurance would accept the claim?

Serve him right lol

The pilot must be drunk

small boy, big balls

FIRE RESCUE ACTIVATED !!! Forget what you are wearing and get your butt up the fire engine and go !!!

It says: no one had seriously injured or killed, but I wonder how many of them dropped their brake and lost their tooth on the way down.

#(removed comment) yes it is possible, just like you play a guitar without a guitar picks.

I will smack my dog if he dare to growl at me that way, it should train to to know as a owner will have the right to take anything from him even if it is a nice piece of food in it's mouth.

Conclusion: Black can jump

$60 for 1 min at such a short distance, not worth it

He is not even burnt?

Lucky he got a helmet on

#7 the reason of using laminated glass over the tampered glass for windscreen, is that they found that tampered glass shattered and block your view was too dangerous and not because of price.
It happened to me once when a stone hits on my windscreen on the move, almost can't see anything instantly.

The guy that takes that order is amazing, no mistake
Three monkey heads

#13 sorry for that, but you will be happy in the future that you won't have to wait for non existing thing.
Life is short, be happy

At least they are legal to go topless lol

at 1:09 looks funny

I thought he suppose to cut off the engine when rushing up the shore?

I wonder how many person is controlling the remote?

I like the effects

Now, what wrong with farting, it is an enjoyment.
Prove me wrong, if you says no.

This product is a bull
I have 1 of that similar function ladder that make in china and work far better than this one.
And it is auto lock but itself, only lift lever to adjust angle and it will lock back by itself
We even have 2 person stand on top to work and it does't collapse.

Fuck that Y436BY 0:05, he didn't even bother to help and just drive around that poor guy.
Thanks the other guy that helps (Thumb Up)
And also the other two cars opposite that stopped to let them pass.

Bird: Sign...... if it was not because of my unfaithful wife, I won't have to feed this oversized son.

I think he will lost his little bird If he hit lower by another inch

It looks quite powerful

innocent human error

Shit does happened

TBH his skill is sucks, nothing special just the height

Maybe he failed but cover up quickly like he did it on purpose, but still awesome

C'mon I want a bigger foam than that !!!

I think it is skill, he doesn't seem surprise with his score

Great love and care, I wanna see more of these video, 2 thumbs up

I wanna see how he make love on his bike

Did I see someone on the tent being flipped over?

Power of shit gas

#4 It won't survive with no head without eating, not talking about regenerating.
Maybe you can try an experiment feeding it thru it ass.
Just let me know if it works

now tell me where is this place at 2:56

#8 the big one is here http://www.snotr.com/video/8236/Human_flying_on_a_multicopter

Guess he make her day on this order

#18 guess you have not been in the army, the camouflage is to prevent enemy from seeing them in distance, especially the aircraft.
And they are good for ambushing enemy, hit and run (engine will be normally off during such operation) ,
But for hand crank......erm..........btw... who built this tank?

Ok now bring it back and do it one more time

WTF hands crank start a tank? You must be kidding.
You got to pray hard for the engine not to died off half way the battle

I didn't notice by making font like this can get rich

i think this is fake, the wheels doesn't go flat after so many days without cycling.

Nobody was burned?

impressive !!!

Looks like she won't be able to carry a baby with that womb, seem no space for the baby
Btw, guinness record - 4 holes fits all sizes

maybe the wolves doesn't like frozen meat

The aim is to knock down all the rims and push the ramp, she made it !!! wohoooo !!!

LOL Poor cute fish

These street performers are awesome beyond your imagination, I have seen quite a number of them.
They started like a pieces of rubbish work and turn out to be an amazing piece of fine art later.

Did that bird stole a condom for boarding?

sound like it need some cough medicine

That's a dangerous prank, what happened if the guy already had an intension to break off with the girl in mind?
So that will be a help up, simply by saying " since you don't trust me, lets breakup from here"

That's the wonders of 4 X 4

Dogs are always wonderful, every time when I came back from work my dog will wigging it's tail, spinning around, kisses and hugging.
But my kids don't give a damn, just continue playing their computer pfft
They are the most faithful friend that never betray, even after you punished them.

Santa doesn't do all the job by himself, he do assign them to the parents to do it on behalf of him.
Please don't let your child know

it will be more funny if he hits onto the police car

One word "AWESOME"

#21 slow doesn't mean safe, some are driving dangerously slow with everyone overtaking him/her.
It is much safer driving about the same speed of the car in front of you with a safety distance.
The tips for a safe driving is, you must be able to see the second car in front of you at all time.

Is it possible for him to walk further with such a small platform?

Wow I want to have one in real lol

WTF they doesn't seem to be a professional parachuter, hope he is ok

Son: It is gonna ok?
Dad: I dunno, you got to tell me after.
And he still pull the trigger lol

The dog doesn't seem wanted to attack the kitten with the way she prone down looking at her.
Just trying to have some fun by scaring her a little with the barking (Hey little one, I gonna chew you up)

Maybe she have no brake in her car?

Late Christmas tho

At least the male is not jealous when she kiss him lol

#4 is right, It is still safe although it seem not, he had his safety gears on strap to the firmest part.
Seriously, It look safe to me.
If it is lower, I think they would have hang him with a rope to do it.

Frog: FFS get your thumb off my ants !!!

Hilarious lmfao

Now, we can bite back the dog

Great balancing skill, awesome
Almost impossible to swing him off the rope

Oh My God......Oh My God.......Oh My God........

looks like he is tired of living.

Well, at least she have a proper tools design for her to eat.
Guess she is happy being well taken care of.

I think this is too technical for most of us to understand

I love this 4:54

So.....
is that's 3 in 1 baseball?

I wonder what will happened if a bird is flying heading toward one of them.

damn asshole, the camera man surely is one from that gang that need to be shot to dead too.

200 feet only half a car is damaged, let try again on 400 feet

Precisely the case, talk so much and nothing shown pfft

preventive maintenance cost is hidden and will cost more than human workers that doing the same job in long run.

Fake !!! He got a bird in his mouth

Didn't expect the last one failed LOLz

Stupid peoples do stupid things, serve him right

#13 what wrong with #(removed comment)? he is just asking a question that he don't understand.
Simply enlighten him like #3 do.
However, the reporter did mention COMA which is not correct for her condition.
Medical term "Coma" come from a word from Greek "Koma" which mean "Deep Sleep"

They were so lovely and adorable, how can they do such things to these cuties hope they found their good owners

Kudos for this guy, great love & determination

The bricks are not even hold by the cements, otherwise they won't just collapse without breaking into pieces.
Just seem that they were being pushed down, yet still in good shape.

This is stupid, REMOVE IT!!!

Why do we still need fishing equipment?

#3 the intake is pipe out from the intake 2:42 to the top 2:52

Did I heard "Master Coconut Cutter" 0:08

Now don't do anything funny, I am taller than you now

#4 Nice post, keep coming

guess who more panic? the eagle or the man? lol

Seem the weight at the top is much heavier than the bottom when carry a passenger, that will gets overturn easily.
Guess he will have a fast landing if it does

Nice, 1 out of billion girls can do this, thumb up with 3 monkey heads

Hey that's not fight me, should be fight us

I would like to test both with my dog's teeth, it broke my HTC both front screen and back cover lol

#06 you are right, both car head on doesn't gets the result of this crash, cause one of them are not as hard as a concrete and doesn't stay stationary. Just like when you fire a bullet onto a concrete wall and one onto a sand bag.

#4 you are right, "Give a man a fish, he eat for a meal, Teach him to fish and he can eat for life.

LOL I hardly see a muscle on this Batman

His whole body is armored with fats, the only weak spot to hit is his head

Most of the time is side drift rather than driving, mad skill.

The world is ending, even the penguin gets evil

Teamwork works great !!!

Hard head championship?

Sometime a sneeze does recoil

Hilarious. Who will want to use this in the public?

#27 yes likely if them jammed the wood in between the tire and the tire guard would have bring it to a stop

Mission Lights Off

We need to stop the crane, where is bird? erm no, where is the plane errr... where is SUPERMAN !!!

1:47 looks like she is stabbing a vampire

She saved the float

It is trying to woo the boat

#13 you can still sue the building management for not having an obvious glass obstruction indication even if they have one

never kick his butt without wearing a pair of safety boots

It looks like a big fat carrot

#17 is right, If a person born deaf likely she is dumb, that's not the first time she hear

3:16 come on, dun be such a pussy, juz give me beer

Ohhh..... I can see the nose shaking lol

You guys are mean...... erm.....btw did she broke the fan?

That's what I call "Hard fight" - Even the loser is in glory - Two Thumbs Up

I bet he won't be able to taste anything else with his tongue later.

definitely he can be the champion in breakdance

Is the wall OK?

0:00 It said: Keep away from my hubby you slut!
0:08 It is all your fault.
0:15 If you don't follow, I will divorce you.
0:18 Honey, wait....... I love you.....
0:21 get away you slut !!!

I like this part 4:48

Looks cool......but......can the person see outside with that helmet?

The penguin is just trying to shoo off the little cuckoo bird in the penguins territory

smack them with the shoe if they don't tell you what wrong with it.

Salty art looks a little scary, use fine sugar next time and do something sweet

Read this book "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" if you want to know more

I want to organize one too, ladies must wear white plain T-shirt and no bra allow.

#22 I don't think he will have any usable spare parts left at the speed he is going

He should jump down from a high building and go beyond 300km/hr and not to risk other road user life.

Conclusion: Nissan = Cheap & Good

Even an empty cartridge like this size should sell lots of money

Every time when I hear this song, I got a feeling like riding a horse in a cowboy town.

4:01 The power of this can crush your head with his both legs, i thought it was impossible to do it, but they did it so easily.

If i am the boss, i will tell him: "You are very impressive but it is not appreciated"

Solvent = $2
Vacuum Pump = $150
Method putting out a fire = Priceless

#12 Not really no one care, scientists are still working very hard to resolve every disease, just that we simply can't built Rome overnight.

Cow said: Hey! See there, some clowns are playing "When the cows go marching in"

Well, if it is me, I will still push it down, maybe it will still fall but slower in motion roflol

I think the wall is some sort sprayed with rockstone or something similar, no way the cat can climb on a smooth surface.

Deadly pierce, i think it went in more than 6 ins according to the blood stain

Disposable trumpet, nice idea.....Lolz

Wow!!! this is awesome

Mr FrogJackie Chan

Such an expensive item and can't even afford a little more cosmetic for it to make it look more natural?

WOW, Strong referee, it seem even a simple push by him is so powerful

oops...nvm just play dead zzzzz.......

Although I am a guy, but it seem not very fair for female just show only all the failures they did.
I believe there must be some successful stunts.
After all, they at least have the guts to do it beyond some men dare not.
Failed but still thumb up.

it must be painful 0:22, I hope his balls still intact

Oh, I figure it now, That is how japanese women walk when they are wearing kimono. (must be a banana hiding in it)

I don't see that this is a prank, maybe sort of cheering someone up.
But still thumb up to give someone a surprise entertainment.

this is what i know the worst machine gun ever made, the round gets stuck in the chamber so frequent and sometime cause an explosion in the chamber and cause the gunner to gets injured. The only thing good about this machine gun is that it has good range.

Drunk man: "Wtf.... now i have to redo from the starting point again"

I gonna call 911 too, I lost my remote battery

Bird: Hey, I am not moving till I finish my pooping. :

damn, a dangerous and stupid act
#19 I think you are right, he needs new friends

This is better and good straight joint, a normal welding will cause metal parts to pull to side and not very accurate.

I wonder how many awesome blisters he got without putting on a shirt

The title should be "Nonsense!!!" that's all #%$%$#@#!!!!

I wonder how many caught Aids from these roadside dentist

Hey, why the eyebrow untouched?

Cheese !!! Zzzzzz......... Cheeze !!! Zzzzzz........... Cheezzzzzz..............

agree with #3, maybe this one can hold it breath for days

nice gun, it spread out it's feeler to feel after firing

Mom will have a better present in the evening i guess

If I can employ a worker like him, I don't need a forklift

In india, you can drive without brakes but not without your horn

I think the driver got shocked rather than the cyclist

OMG, we won't need a boat anymore

Nice, 50 kicks in less than 28 secs

lucky guy, 1st kick to smash his camera, 2nd to smash his head (missed)
Kungfu horse :p

Pretty cool, but how many times do I have to tell you not to play with your food!!
erm.... I mean fruit

Nah, you are wrong!!! Cow do jump high.
Have you ever heard "Cow Jump Over The Moon"
ROFLOL

Well, She have 2 kinds on DNA now

I can see that the force had actually slow down the speed of the wheel, i was wondering to ride this bike is like cycling up a hill. I don't think anyone will want something like this lol

this remind me of this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlGDNX7zoLc

If it was me, I would have kick his ass and walk away LOL

i think it was release before it was ready to launch, however still a stupid act

If there is a rock there and hit his little brother, i guess there won't be a father day for him anymore