Pizzahead..

Made me want a Siberian Husky..
Crappy song though..

How the hell do they get the courage to jump off a cliff?
I don't have a fear of heights per se, but I would NEVER jump off a cliff. Nevah!

Now... Touch the barrel you pussy!

Suddenly I feel very enthusiastic..

Wikipedia:
Tammet holds the European record for reciting pi from memory to 22,514 digits in five hours and nine minutes.

22 514 decimal points?! How is that fucking possible?!

Haha, they dubbed the guy on the phone but they didn't dub the guy in the bed!

What's happened here? Usually it's USAnumber1 who stires things up (provoking shit and whatnot), but this time everyone else is borderline, while USAnumber1 is actually the only one who's funny.

Remember IBM who thought "the normal public" never would need Personal Computers?
A certain ass-**** got to be the riches bitch in the world because he saw the potential in a Personal Computer..

Need a longer version!

#(removed comment) Did you even watch the whole commercial? Or are you just slow?

Made me thirsy... And horny...

meh..

The Ukulele was more impressive.. (http://www.snotr.com/video/1487)

Bollywood might be bigger than Hollywood.. But Hollywood iz bettah!

#5 There is a difference you know. Kinda like the media. They show the plane hitting the buildings, but they don't show persons (who jumped) hitting the pavement.

How do you know that The Matrix was fiction?
Neo was using Windows when he was hacking.. No hacker with respect for himself would use Windows for anything other than gaming.. Or possible for pr0n..

Video/Audio sync issues?

#15 I think it's "boom-de-yada". (according to both Google and YouTube, which of course is the same thing nowadays)

Why not just get an enormous degausser?

#16 But was the hamster ever convicted?

Did you know the kidnapped girl? If not, please shut up and move on, if you actually knew, go cry on someones shoulder, this is the internet, a place for pr0n, not a place for feelings..

Shatner going desperate or what?

Where can I buy the blue cup?

That's not the same cup! I want the original cup! Brand names are important to me!

#5 Where the hell do they say that? Trying to put words in their mouth much?
Besides, the shotgun version is set to a default 20 seconds so they have the time to get to the subject (shotgun version is for longer distances) before it turns off (if you had seen Future Weapons on Discovery you would have known that) and the guy becomes hostile again.

The tazer basicly short-circuits by hitting you, even though metal conducts better than you, why would a device made to short-circuit be rendered ineffective by being short-circuited? Less resistance just means lower current if the voltage stays the same (400V or 50 000V). Never heard about Ohm's Law?

Doesn't Snotr have a policy on such comment trolls as Granko here? Obviously tries to put words in their mouth and create a discussion...

As he probably didn't have insurance, he really is lucky that he didn't get injured.
Wait... Do you need a green card to apply for insurance?

meh..
Jeff Dunham is bettah..