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2. Nightcamo commented 5 years ago on video Crazy sketchy climb on a London tower on wires
He looks like a shrinked Viking dwarf.


3. Nightcamo commented 5 years ago on video Polski crash test. Co? posz?o nie tak
The car looks fu**ing angry when it's tearing down the tent.


4. Nightcamo commented 5 years ago on video Kevin the Flag - Time-Lapse of Frying Pan Ocean Cam
This is recorded since Trump is your president.


5. Nightcamo commented 5 years ago on video Spider bursts out of a Banana
I'd call her "Kong".


6. Nightcamo commented 5 years ago on video Canadians avoiding arrest...
At least no one died.... I don't want to know how this would have been ended in the US. Two people dead, or more.


7. Nightcamo commented 5 years ago on video CNC Machine Wrecked by Rod
Rod should be fired.


8. Nightcamo commented 5 years ago on video 2 bullet trains pass each other at a combined speed of 700 + kph skip to 1:00
....erm...did they never take the train before or why is this so exciting for them?


9. Nightcamo commented 5 years ago on video South Korean Girl Group Performs in North Korea
They had to look at fruits in the background which they never may taste...
...The music was really bad, North Korean march music is much more exciting

...The music was really bad, North Korean march music is much more exciting



10. Nightcamo commented 5 years ago on video Why Hollywood Won't Cast Sacha Baron Cohen Anymore
I didn't like his movies but I like how he offenses bigots.


11. Nightcamo commented 5 years ago on video Tumbleweeds invade
You can produce a lot of Western movies there.


12. Nightcamo commented 5 years ago on video 5 Things OKAY in Japan (but illegal/rude in the USA)
Americans have very stupid behaviours. I am the guest/customer in a restaurant and the waiter has to serve me. So where is the problem when I get in contact and ask for another drink?!
Also in Germany you can drink whatever you want in public, people even cheer (when you are not a drunk punk or something).
What I hate must about Americans is the stupid "Hi, how are you?"- question. The person who asks is not interested at all for my feelings and just asks, because it's "normal" to ask this hypocritical question. I often make fun of that and ask back "Thanks, I'm fine. How are you?" and get silly looks.
Also in Germany you can drink whatever you want in public, people even cheer (when you are not a drunk punk or something).
What I hate must about Americans is the stupid "Hi, how are you?"- question. The person who asks is not interested at all for my feelings and just asks, because it's "normal" to ask this hypocritical question. I often make fun of that and ask back "Thanks, I'm fine. How are you?" and get silly looks.


13. Nightcamo commented 5 years ago on video Holocaust Remembrance Day Siren
#2 Riiight! 



14. Nightcamo commented 5 years ago on video A Mysterious Creature of the Deep
99% bad entertainment, 1% information.


15. Nightcamo commented 6 years ago on video Homeless man kicked out of McDonald's after customer buys him food
Land of the freeeee! 



16. Nightcamo commented 6 years ago on video Valentines Day ??????
Once she was pretty, sporty and funny.
This is about 3 years later.
This is about 3 years later.


17. Nightcamo commented 6 years ago on video World premiere of the new Mercedes-Benz A-class
I like Mercedes but .......is this Snotr-worthy?!


18. Nightcamo commented 6 years ago on video Russian Election Propaganda Video ?
He looks okay for 52 !


19. Nightcamo commented 6 years ago on video Proof Chesterfield Cigarettes have no adverse effects.
You can still buy Chetserfield cigarettes in Germany. 



20. Nightcamo commented 6 years ago on video First Human Head Transplant
I'm 99% sure that this a marketing campaign for the next Metal Gear Solid. This guy doesn't seem to be real, like an actor, has a broken bio and all the content you can find is really strange.
If I'm wrong, well... then good luck.
If I'm wrong, well... then good luck.



21. Nightcamo commented 6 years ago on video Is the Moon a planet or a star?
This is what you become when you are not good enough in school.


22. Nightcamo commented 6 years ago on video A-10 Warthog Live Fire - Estonia
Putin is not impressed.


23. Nightcamo commented 6 years ago on video A human centipede race against the bull
FAKE! They didn't stitch their mouths to the anus.


24. Nightcamo commented 6 years ago on video Nine Passenger Crash
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!


25. Nightcamo commented 6 years ago on video German Food Taste Test
Kinder is Italian (Ferrero).....
PS: Thumbs down - it's not snotr-worthy.
PS: Thumbs down - it's not snotr-worthy.


26. Nightcamo commented 6 years ago on video Ferret mama wants to show her human her new pups.
OOhhhh, that's cute.


27. Nightcamo commented 6 years ago on video Driver Tries to J-Turn
Did the car just puked out a subwoofer?


28. Nightcamo commented 6 years ago on video That's why I love Russia .....
Is he drunk AF?


29. Nightcamo commented 6 years ago on video Keg tapping goes horribly wrong.
"Lass mal jucken!" is a German saying and it means "Come on, do it!"


30. Nightcamo commented 6 years ago on video California solar power plants ignite birds mid-flight
Solution: One scarecrow per panel. 



31. Nightcamo commented 6 years ago on video The Mummification Process
And sometimes, when it gets really, really quiet in the museum, you can still hear him breathing. THE END


32. Nightcamo commented 6 years ago on video GF Thinks Smart Water Makes You Smarter
In Germany we would say: Dumm fickt gut.


33. Nightcamo commented 6 years ago on video Lawyer Videos Muslim Welfare Queen ScammingOur System
I see assholes on both sides.


34. Nightcamo commented 6 years ago on video 13 Year Old Boy Meets Bart Simpson
She's gorgeous. I didn't know that Bart's original voice is female (didn't watch the show in English that often).


35. Nightcamo commented 6 years ago on video camera shutter speed matches helicopter`s rotor
#2 Really? I didn't notice.


36. Nightcamo commented 7 years ago on video Limbless PlayStation Gamer Uses Chin And Shoulder To Play
Amazing kid AND amazing parents! His mother is so strong! Big love 



37. Nightcamo commented 7 years ago on video Drawing Heaven
I thought god is a black lesbian in a wheel chair. I'm confused.


38. Nightcamo commented 7 years ago on video Kid In 350z Shows Off Too Much - CRASHES Into Fence!
Oh, isn't that Parker Lewis?


39. Nightcamo commented 7 years ago on video Tokyo subway
You want space? Eat beans and onions the day before.


40. Nightcamo commented 7 years ago on video Interview with a 13 year old physicist
Remember the Big Bang Theory episode when this little kid showed up and stole everyone the show? Sooner or later he will concentrate on girls - and that's it with physics.


41. Nightcamo commented 7 years ago on video Just another day in Russia
You need a CIS team to investigate what really happened there.


42. Nightcamo commented 7 years ago on video TV Interview Interrupted by Explosion and Flying Manhole (Exploding Cover)
Someone took a really hard sh*t in the neighbourhood.


43. Nightcamo commented 7 years ago on video The Last Star in the Universe – Red Dwarfs Explained
#2
I think it would be more interesting to discover the universe by our own.
First, we need to unite the people on earth and learn how to become better humans without wars, greed and borders.
I think it would be more interesting to discover the universe by our own.
First, we need to unite the people on earth and learn how to become better humans without wars, greed and borders.


44. Nightcamo commented 7 years ago on video Morning Melody in Pyongyang City
Looks like a trailer for a zombie movie.


45. Nightcamo commented 8 years ago on video Making Charcoal
Step 1: Punch wood


46. Nightcamo commented 8 years ago on video 101 years old lady loves the snow
Thx for this lovely video.
Merry christmas, everyone!

Merry christmas, everyone!


47. Nightcamo commented 8 years ago on video 10 Dumbest Mistakes Of Modern Times
So, only Americans did the 10 dumbest mistakes of modern times?


48. Nightcamo commented 8 years ago on video My New Favorite Video...
Reminds me of Mario Paint ...in a creepy way. 



49. Nightcamo commented 8 years ago on video Pug Releases His Inner Rock Star And Plays Metallica
Pugressive Rock!


50. Nightcamo commented 8 years ago on video What level is above advanced stupid?
Maybe his heart was on fire.


51. Nightcamo commented 10 years ago on video A 5 Year Old Girl Getting Protected By Her German Shepherd
Next time in the balls and training is over.


52. Nightcamo commented 10 years ago on video How to handle a road rage confrontation
Well, I guess the monkey face fits very well to this guy: 



53. Nightcamo commented 10 years ago on video 46 and 2 by Tool
Don't hate me for sayin' this, but the audio quality on YouTube is much better (720p):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYKLvYGqaC0
(Original channel)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYKLvYGqaC0
(Original channel)


54. Nightcamo commented 10 years ago on video Wasp cuts bee in half
Wasps are the assholes of nature!
Useless, arrogant and brutal...actually they don't differ from humans. Hmm.
Useless, arrogant and brutal...actually they don't differ from humans. Hmm.


55. Nightcamo commented 10 years ago on video Can you recognize the child fighting for their life before the lifeguard does?
To be honest: NOPE
Sorry kid.
Sorry kid.


56. Nightcamo commented 10 years ago on video Scientifically Accurate DuckTales
Did anyone really laugh?
This is "scientifically accurate" total crap.
This is "scientifically accurate" total crap.


57. Nightcamo commented 10 years ago on video Gas tanks explosion in Russia
Uhh, the Die Hard 6 Trailer.


58. Nightcamo commented 10 years ago on video Meet Billy, recued from a puppy mill
Guys like Adam are true heroes and earn respect.
Poor Billy, this made me really sad.
Poor Billy, this made me really sad.


59. Nightcamo commented 10 years ago on video A hunter in a tree-stand gets an unexpected visit.
The hunter could bearly handle the situation.


60. Nightcamo commented 10 years ago on video Star Trek: Deshaked
Another Harlem Shake? Really?... 



61. Nightcamo commented 10 years ago on video Woman who survives Oklahoma tornado finds her lost dog while being interviewed
This is one of the most heart breaking things I've seen in a while.
Damn.
Damn.



62. Nightcamo commented 10 years ago on video Russian soldier has a bullet stuck in his forehead
He'll always win on Russian Roulette!


63. Nightcamo commented 10 years ago on video The face of pure terror
Maybe an allergic reaction to raw chicken.


64. Nightcamo commented 10 years ago on video How $50 tablets are made in China
Morons pay hundreds of thousands for a hand built car, I pay 50 bucks for a hand built tablet. 



65. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Scumbag Penguin
One day they will rule the world.


66. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Very Bad Choice In Background Music
ROFL, this made my day!
I love the way how Americans feel ashame and try to negotiate. Unfortunately, someone will loose his/her job there

I love the way how Americans feel ashame and try to negotiate. Unfortunately, someone will loose his/her job there



67. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Top 10 Worst Movie Cliches
The most annoying cliche in my eyes is that the hero never dies and gets the girl at the end. 



68. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Prankster Pulls Reporter's Pants-Off
#4
The benefit is that this video will be spread over the internet and everyone notice the "Beyond coal" event in New York. It's called aggressive marketing, but this time not on purpose, I guess.
The benefit is that this video will be spread over the internet and everyone notice the "Beyond coal" event in New York. It's called aggressive marketing, but this time not on purpose, I guess.


69. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Bird... like a boss
They see me swingin', they hatin'...


70. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Sloth crossing the street...
ROFL.... Oh my god, this made my day!
Best vid i've seen in a while!



Best vid i've seen in a while!


71. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Effects of a woman in a short skirt ...
Did his girlfriend drive over his head?! 



72. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Halloween Odeon Scares
This is revenge for not being invited!!!


74. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video ABB concept Robot FRIDA
Most work processes robots do are not healthy for humans, like lifting and turning heavy parts. It is also very boring to do the same thing on and on at an assembly line for years.
You also mustn't forget the work a robot needs to be: engineered, built and serviced.
There is still enough work for humans.
You also mustn't forget the work a robot needs to be: engineered, built and serviced.
There is still enough work for humans.


75. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Puzzling Puzzle Prank
I could listen to the music for hours...
... and become insane from it.

... and become insane from it.


77. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video When luck leaves you :P
He needs an insurance, not a method to transfer funds.


78. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Massively Miscalculated Jump!
Turbo Boost Fail.
KITT would laugh his ass off, if he had one.
I'm glad the driver and passenger are OK.
KITT would laugh his ass off, if he had one.
I'm glad the driver and passenger are OK.


79. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video How to dump your boyfriend
I want to watch the sequel, where she realizes that she forgot to hide his gun.


80. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Ford Flips Out
Luck is also a skill.
The driver seems to have a lot of it.
The driver seems to have a lot of it.


81. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Bad things to say on a first date
What did they have to do on the show? Improvise?
Well, sadly, the only not funny person was the woman: "I WANT A BABY NOW!"... -_-"
Whats the name of the show? I'd like to see more of it.
Well, sadly, the only not funny person was the woman: "I WANT A BABY NOW!"... -_-"
Whats the name of the show? I'd like to see more of it.



82. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Reinvent the Toilet
Some people even make money out of shit!


83. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Good cop.. good cop
Well...a guy without a name, but with a loaded gun....I see no problem here!
God bless America!



God bless America!



84. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Minecraft Timelapse - Huge Train Station
Just friggin awesome... O_O"
...and I was just so proud about my little castle.
...and I was just so proud about my little castle.


85. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Things are not always what they seem
Damn....you should try this when you're drunk (like me at the moment).
Now I feel really dizzy.
Now I feel really dizzy.



86. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video FPSRussia - Flamethrower Massacre
I'll stay behind him when war breaks out. 



87. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video 3D printing that makes working objects
Thats the difference between a Volkswagen and a Chinese copy car. It looks the same, but only one is solid and can be improved. But the printer is a very nice machine. Why does it have 230V? Does it come from Europe? 



88. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Radio Controlled Tiger Tank 1/4 Scale
#7 Well, Jews wouldn't understand our dirty joke anyway.


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89. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Giant Building Collapse
Thanks for showing me a guy who got killed by an old hotel without any warning.
A**hole!

A**hole!


90. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Radio Controlled Tiger Tank 1/4 Scale
#6 ...like...Jerusalem?


91. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Japanese Train Goes 300 MPH
That beast would make a train simulator to a very challenging game.


92. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Two stubborn guys
I don't want to be a tourist there. 



93. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video English with French accent
Sounds like he's calling the Jihad at the end.


94. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Worlds Strongest Redneck
I'd say he's world's most intelligent redneck.


95. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Crazy Guy Loves Explosions
Actually, the pilot tried to hit him.


96. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video 430 kg (954 Lbs) Deadlift
Damn! He can punch a freaking head off with his strength!


97. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Most EPIC beer commercial EVER
Does this ad refer to David Hasselhoff and his alcohol addiction?


98. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Family Feud - Say What ?
Now thats the third funny video of his show I see on the internet. Seems to be a great show master! 



99. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video You better don't dance in america...
Is that a comedy show or REALLY REAL?!!? ...


100. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Nothing to worry about...
He's mutating from a bad ass Arab to a little girl at the end.


102. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video This Is How You Sell A Car
Should I try this with my GF's Golf MK4? I don't dare.


103. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video The choice of a burial at sea for bin Laden really had a different cause
Buckle up what? Corpses?


104. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Batman Gets The Shit Kicked Out Of Him
I'm shocked.... when kids come by and see Batman beat up by a retard, what will they think?!
I hope he got arrested (or both, because Batman started the fight with a bitch slap attack).

I hope he got arrested (or both, because Batman started the fight with a bitch slap attack).


105. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Epic Rap Battle Of History
It's more funny when you watch the other episodes on YouTube and know what "nicepeter" also does.
"Einstein vs. Hawkings" for example is awesome.
"Einstein vs. Hawkings" for example is awesome.


106. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Tornado caught on home CCTV camera
Nature doesn't need guns to discipline us.


107. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Guy Discovers Problem with Engine!
Shelby Cobra parts doesn't fit in a Renault. But nice try.


108. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Animation of the future construction of the arch that will encase Chernobyl.
What a lovely video. This shows how safe nuclear energy is, people!!!
Without nuclear energy they couldn't even build such a beautiful structure. Isn't it worth it?
Without nuclear energy they couldn't even build such a beautiful structure. Isn't it worth it?



109. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Girls Watch Porn, Too
Oh no! Does that mean there will be shoe advertisement in porn soon?


110. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Stealth Dog
Revenge is sweet... 



111. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video captain tsubasa
Only funny for those who know the show.
I know.
I know.



112. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Ghost in mirror
OMG! He summoned the booger twins!


113. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Planking Craze
Make plank, not war.


115. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Dual Wielding M16's in russian hands
This guy wants peace through superior firepower!


116. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Damaged TV Prank
These people acted like someone died.... I dunno if thats good, or bad.


118. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Epic illusion
This is amazing and the same reason why a human brain can't illustrate the infinite.
If you try to imagine an endless space, you'll will always think about an end at some point (a wall, or something else), because we usually think in variable limits.
If you try to imagine an endless space, you'll will always think about an end at some point (a wall, or something else), because we usually think in variable limits.


119. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Drunk painter
It's kinda sad how some people become famous. 



120. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Don't freerun
Every single clip stands for a hospital stay (+ insurance fraud, I guess) .


121. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Baby shark
The wound looks pretty ugly for such a "small" shark.
First I thought he wants the shark to drink beer, why is he holding a can?!

First I thought he wants the shark to drink beer, why is he holding a can?!


122. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Family Feud - A part of your body..."
In Germany nobody would laugh and 100% of the people would have answered that.


123. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video The Real Battle: L.A
#9 Here it's called rain and mist...damn. 



124. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Kid Trying To Make A Living
Voting my previous comment "bad" is a proof that this community has heart!
Sorry for being an asshole and called that kid a japanese robot.
Sorry for being an asshole and called that kid a japanese robot.



125. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video The Real Battle: L.A
Whoops, I didn't know that there was a real incident that the movie referes to, as I'm not from the US.
This looks very creepy.
This looks very creepy.



126. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Waste Management of Xbox..
He seems to be really enjoying smacking capitalism stuff!


127. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Robbie - Worst interview ever
PRO7 is a shitty station, which airs shit all the day, except some US-shows in the evening.
TAFF is (or was) a show for the underclass and I don't wonder the reporter was ill-prepared.
Robbie is a pretty smart guy and in the end he saved her interview, which was really kind of him. Other people wouldn't do that.
TAFF is (or was) a show for the underclass and I don't wonder the reporter was ill-prepared.
Robbie is a pretty smart guy and in the end he saved her interview, which was really kind of him. Other people wouldn't do that.


128. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Love song on Chatroulette
Now her husband has to trump this...I don't want to be him.


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129. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Kid Trying To Make A Living
Japanese robots these days, wow!


130. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Home Made Roller Coaster
Who wants to ride the "Dirty Redneck" ?


131. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Messing up with a 'bully'
Well, actually the win message from Zangief (Street Fighter 2) really fits great here, as he said "Next time we meet, I'm gonna break your arms!". 



132. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Koko The Gorilla Plays With Her Kitten
I should have only watch the first half, now I'm sad 



133. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Dog takes a bike ride with his owner
After 20 years, Eurodance finally reaches Korea.


134. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Tow truck towing a tow truck towing a ......
They could make a circle and drive around the town forever.


135. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video 40mm riot grenade
Damn, I would punch everyone standing around laughing in the face. This looks very painful. 



136. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video using a 2 litre bottle as a 50 watt light bulb
This is very smart and I think it could even be improved.
I would search for a cheaper solution for the lens at first. Maybe the bottom of a glas bottle would do the work....ahhh I'm too lazy for this.
I would search for a cheaper solution for the lens at first. Maybe the bottom of a glas bottle would do the work....ahhh I'm too lazy for this.


137. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video rice reacting to sound waves on a speaker
I find this video difficult to masturbate to. 



138. Nightcamo commented 12 years ago on video Corvette Burnout
It will revive as a Firebird.
+5 1. Nightcamo commented 5 years ago on video My Pool Guy is Awesome