Soon to be a Trump coffee table

Looks like Russia

Scotland?

I hate being Scottish. We're the lowest of the fucking low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, but I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world will not make any fucking difference.

Thank god.

That would feed an african family for a week

Aliens? huh?

I'm trying this right now, in my home.

Stay the hell off my planet bruh!

Sounds like a dial up modem. But he does have skills.

If this is real it is really awesome. I do think its fake though.

Can something be done about the volume on videos on the site? Before they stayed at what you set the slider to, but now its full volume every time you open a video, even if its the same video. Annoying

I like how the new UI on the site put the volume on max without telling me and then i chose this video as my first.

My penis is unsatisfied

"You have 20 seconds to comply!"

https://youtu.be/_mqDjcGgE5I?t=157

FOR THE NOOORDLOOOOCK!

Look at that Huuuge fella! And throw some shrimp on the barby.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt

Technically, the moment he jumped off the bike he becomes a pedestrian. And, I mean, who doesn't run over a pedestrian or two once in awhile?

Not a word of swedish, the universal language of the universe.

Poor guy. Not falling over on the grass just to fall over on the asphalt edge.

Dont drink and drive, so, since this is russia: Dont drive

This is my rifle, there are many like it but his one is mine.....

But, but, I just saw Katniss take a shitload of bullets to her vest and live. I'm calling fake

The good thing about boards is that they dont shoot back.

Ive seen massiver

It reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_8n2Qgguto

Seems cool

When it becomes sentient, we are all fucked

I would never be able to resist the urge to jump off if I climbed so high. To just soar like the mighty penguin.

What I thought i'd do is I'd become one of those deaf-mutes.

Looks pretty gay

The making of a psycho killer.

He is a boy possessed by many demons! Polite demons, that would hold the door for an old lady, but demons nonetheless!

This looks so cool. Fuck hoverboards!

Can I pet your titties?

Its eating them from the inside now.

I think he covered most important points.

The arm had to go. But its ok, I'm Ambifaptrious and can manage with the left.

I cut myself. Blood is everywhere and I'm getting light-headed. Now what?

The surprising ending is that there is no surprise ending. Otherwise, pretty cool slide.

Next time he will wear leathers.

Drained to where? Its not like all the water can just disappear. Also annoying music.

This is relevant to my interests.

My interests:

1. Naked women
2. Wet naked women
3. Wet naked women scissoring

Btw, did you know that when you ejaculate, 250 million sperm cells are sent to their untimely death. Puts Alderaan into perpective, huh?

Livestreamer? What is he really streaming for? It sounds like he's playing one of those japanese Hentai porn games.

Is everyone retarded in Russia or is it just everyone on video?

Soon to be bought up by the tire indystry.

Thats not a knoif.

Yeah yeah but what does it taste like?

Haha! I bet it tasted wondefully.

Thats the gayest shit.....

I get 1 trillion fps in Dayz standalone.

I wouldn't ride a zipline for education. Maybe if there were cake. Is there cake?

Older than the US and actually doing some good.

I actually own an S3. Its a pretty nice car. That R8 looks like a worn out slag now for sure.

Chains! You got chains?

So much crotch felching

This reminds of the old tv-series "V"

What about Å Ä and Ö?

The correct term is "Undead"

Very informational video. Except, I don't drink coffee so please delete it.

Wow, thats like nothing in metric.

I bought one. It might come in handy after the Apocalypse.

I think its kinda funny. I I thought the original Sufi dance is cool too. Just because one likes one thing doesn't nessecarily discount the other. Bitches.

Aaaaaand.. bought by the petroleum industry.

These people are each hogging the jobs of two people working at a normal pace. Bastards.

#4 A motorbike helmet wouldn't take damage form a simple headbutt, they are built to absorb way much greater damage than that.

I saw this video earleir and read the backstory to it. Sure, they were driving like right nuts but that doesn't give anyone the right to try to kill them. Unfortunately as a bike rider this kind of behaviour is common. I have had cars try to push me off the road several times and cars blocking me when I take-over is common. And I don't ride like a bandit. People are just complete assholes most of the time.

He's now know as "The Turtleking"

Umm, so.. who won?

My head hurts

We sell round-up at my workplace and just recently there was a lot of articles in the newspapers about it being tricked through the Eu health department so my company sent out an email warning that customers might complain about it being sold. Then they proceeded telling lies about it being safe and that customers have and choice and other crap. Luckily both my boss and I said fuck that shit.

Wtf, that car thief was black? In all the movies they are white.

Its China so we know its number One quality.

And some pople think that Russia is a normal place. It is not.

Its white and gold. And may the horny camels of Allah infest your armpits if you say anything else!

I've been there once. It was fun. No drinking at all, promise.

It should be noted that ambulance and police was sent to the location immediately as the call came in, so the obnoxiousness doesn't mean the guy didn't get the help he needed.

Cyberdyne systems 101

Is that what goes for english today?

AWESOME! Someone should hire this guy, like Mcdonalds.

I only counted 998654. So.... fake?

"You gotta shake it off! Shake it off baby for mee!"

I've seen Gorillas do that.

#6 Because Zombies

There was no pussy to be found down on the ground eh?

I want one!

1500'? Whats that in Kilograms then?

WITCH! He clearly weighs the same as a duck.

I need this to get this muck of my computer mouse. Seriously, what the hell is that muck? Tastes like.....chicken?

And they want the same wages as us.

I can't wait to see this in 8k! Cause I need that. Its what i need.

Take that world!

You can always do away with half-assed cat litter and buy a "Torrbollen". Its the shiznit: http://www.seasea.se/UserFiles/Byggplast%20och%20Batprylar/estore.byggplast-batprylar.se/ArticleImages/Article/500px/9518_3.jpg

Too much Jamiroquai, I hate that band. But great skillz.

So thats where it went. I looked all over for that little shit.

I bet that squirrel lives on the other side of the river.

He seems good at what he does. Thats whats important.

3 out of 10, would not bang.

People fap to this?

Its street legal to ride around with a parachute on your car?

Warranty void.

That'll come in handy......never

Amazing noises. And quite goof of them rally guys to actually be able to tell which car it is. One question though, why does a Citroen have a huge Toyota logo on the bonnet?

I did go listen so some of their songs after watching this. Adam's song is very good.

Its a guy banging on drums for 5 mins.

This car has now cured cancer and diarheea.

One day this fun is gonna end.

Gay as hell.

The strain?

This was in the old days, when getting run over by a rally car was THE thing to do.

At least there was soem booty in teh middle.

It would be even better if an even bigger truck came and lifted those to onto a lorry. But alas, it will never be.

Wheres the karma? All I see is one overinflated idiot beating the shit out of another overinflated idiot for no reason whatsoever.

Wheres Alvin and Dave?

I wonder how many band-aids they use every day?

Its so sick. 132 mph laptime. I almost never drive that fast on my R1. Even on straights

Those skillz will rapidly dissapear when he watches his first Octupus-pron.

hilarious.

Poor cuddly snake

His skill is maximum.

ITS GONNA SWALLOW US WHOLE!

I tried it yesterday but didn't notice anything special. I suppose you have to read off something for it to work properly. You can download an app for android from the play store free.

I had a golf II once. Wouldn't wanna drive it that fast.

What kind of bastard would leave his cat alone for so long?

Haha, what a loon.

Amazingly talented.

Thoze nazsty littel buggerz.

Best friends forever!

They prefer to be called "big-boned" Albert

And not a single potatoe was hurt that day.

Run away! Run away!

Minecraft is that large?

Its floppy, like a weiner.

Damn, That looks cool.

Nerd chicks fucking rule. Where can I get one?

They used a camera?

He turned water into wine!!! Almost.

Morgan Freeman fingerbangin' ?

A blue sky in russia? No frikkin' way.

I haven't been in a barbershop in five years. - true story

If this van's a rockin', don't come a knockin'

After some time, you will end up where you started. Its physics.

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

This video should be retitled: "Pedestrian almost gets himself run over by motorcyclist" since thats what happened.

Mobile dual laser platform?

If this is like the normal 3d glasses that I can't use due to lazy eye, life is gonna suck!

If Russia dissapeared there would not be a lot of these videos around.

Just give up already, you will never.....oh

People sure like their toy cities.

looks like meters, not inches

The music is horrible and also all those people are idiots.

Take that Republic...err I mean Zombies!

Why do my body always twitch just before I'm about to fall asleep?

I'd like the rear view for my helmet, the rest I can do without, especially that bitch Sarah.

That car is really dirty

On behalf of the voyeur community? So its established now that cheerleaders only exist for ogling at?

You can tell its New york cause they talk spanish.

Other than that the guy in blue is a god damn Hero.

That last one is clearly a republican cat.

Aww, the dog knows he lives in russia.

What happens when you pour molten aluminum into an anthill?

The ants die.

I want one.

Still big money in drugs to be made.

This is just adorable.

Meh, a solar storm will do the same.

And then it died.

Lock'n Loll baby yeah!

Still doesn't stop the smell of shit.

They are coming.

At first I thought they were honking horns before I realized they are the sounds of a million brakes going off at once....and then were silenced.

Are sinkholes becoming more common or is it just that they get more exposure now?

I would do this too, but the idle is broken on my bike.

I like how the red dot sight is ten centimetres under the targets he hits.

Didn't work

He almost sounds a bit like Gary Busey.

Hey isn't that the Gazebo that Bangbros uses?

Very good video. I'll try that fruit fly trick right away.

Cute, like a bug.

Lol, those crazy lizards.

Hunter-Killer

Now do it a million times.

Man the fuck up! BOOM!

Tis just a fleshwound!

Dark helmet?

Its quite obvious really: Aliens

Its the same basically everywhere. It does however seem that the price is quite a lot higher for full coverage in Russia. Also the traffic seem to be absolutely horrible.

I believe this is also what got the Mcrib sandwich banned in Europe.

O woe to you of earth and sea, for the devil sends the beast with wrath. Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast, for it is a human number. And its number is Six hundred and sixtysix.

He's russian, so he's fucked anyways.

Damn thats scary.

Building the perfect gut.

And it'll cost a million bucks when they break. Which they will. Almost instantly.

Now I've seen everything.

No fucking way!

Damn that was funny. I'm still giggling.

Now I'm pouting again

I am just amazed that they actually have quality control. Apple should take notes.

^ Bring it on.

That arm is gonna burn. Other than that its like any old racingkart.

#10 Aliens

Ur-anus, lol!

Its better than the Macarena, thats for sure.

Man, thats some tight pussy. RACING! Racing I mean.

Oil found!

Stone cold

Considered bravery today: Sitting at a safe distance while an airplane drops a giant milliondollar ordnance on some mud huts.

Pretty good actually.

Those Taylor lautners were damn scary

He's drowning that poor shark!

Weirdest roof ever.

The horror......the horror

Ha! I had a customer do a similar thing this summer. He had called and asked about some tiles, then drove to our store to buy them. I had checked on the computer that we had them in storage but when the customer arrived it turned out that someone(other staff) had made a mistake and sold them as something else. I told the customer as much but he flipped out instead so I left. After a while the customer came to find me and yelled a lot. I told him that I had other things to do than to listen to him yelling and he called the cops. They told him to fuck off and he calmed down, bought some other tiles and walked out happy and smiling. True story.

Take that planet!

Lol you silly rednecks shut the door willya.

This behaviour is officially worse than the Apocalypse.

'Murica!!!!!!!!!

I also used to be a fast worked but then i thought: "Fuck it!"

GREAT SCOTT!

Like a boss!

The Guy was annoying but the Tazer was completely unnessecary. The orderlies could simnply just have stood there, blocking his way instead. Dumb people ought not to have weapons.

And every ring he tossed in that bottle game was a miss?

That'll void the warranty on your phone.

Go Katniss Go!

Who says it ain't, and where's the proof?

TN should remove all the bicycle crashes as they are boring and useless. Except for the last one which was hilarious.

My INTERNETS!

I've seen snails go slower.

Coming soon to the midwest.

What happens when the bag is full? Doesn't it explode or the pipe pops off, quickly emptying the bag or is there a one-way valve of sorts in it?

Lol! Fucking crazy

This particular kind of damage is usually listed under "force majeure", so not very expensive for the insurance companies. Not so fun for the cars owner though.

So much work for nothing. That old computer isn't worth anything today.

#5 - FUCKING LOL!!

Hakuna matata motherfuckers

Wtf is going on?

The newly installed trapdoor to my basement test checks out OK

Interesting that a breaking iron is called "scalpello" initalian. Other than that, amazing phone. I've had my Xperia arc s for a week and there's already a scratch in the glass in it

It will all be over soon. To the glorious end.

Its not illegal to pass cars in the same lane. What a dumb bitch to think its okay to try and drive someone over.

Its purring like a kitty. Sorry "Tiger"

She only reverses the sounds. I call that cheating

They should have had some turrets set up to keep them at bay while unloading with shotguns from the sides.

The road looks slippery.

Be vewy wewy qjiet, am huntin' wabbit!

Simply amazing.

Nuke Hollywood - problem solved

Lol, that was supercool!

Your screech-meow style is no match for my Cat-crane style, ha!

Have nice day

He was delicious.

What if Agda 71 y old came driving the other way in her Fiesta? Huh, what about that?

FUCK YOU WASP!

Can you really push-start a train? Seems impossible.

KICK HIS ASSSSSS!!!!

Many of these drivers clearly got their drivers license with their weekly Vodka-box.

This duy must be a god at his highschool. But I can't stop thinking that he could have done something more constructive with his skill, like nunchucks?

Who the fuck goes the wrong way on the freeway?

I have two cats and with one of them this works fine. With the other it paralyzes for a good ten seconds or so then fights free.

Carpe diem

This is old, where July? oh, there it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrYQpMeHmMY

Those vaginas make things awkward

A gutless pussy? He stood there driving the whole thing on and even told the old fart to have a nice day in the end when most people whould have just run. Very brave and stupid, I'd say.

"Winning is all, fightng so grim, so true. so real!"

Lol! Best thing I've seen this day.

Nothing to see here people, move along!

Epic win /comment too short

What is this from?

Don't cross the streams!

Kids are always lying so its hard to know who is in the right. But the skinny kid clearly hits first and got his cum-uppings for it.

In sweden its not illegal to have such a contraption on your car. However, its illegal to not have a plate on the front of your car.
Alos, its too slow. You need an instant flipdown, like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPKbI2Fwg3Y

wtf dude comment too short?

Nevar forget

Spawn of chernobyl?

Fasten seatbelts

Wtf? I buy clothes at that store.

Isn't he a bit thin to be a boxer?

WHITE POWDER! Washing machine powder that is.

Did he died?

And they're all spying on me.

Quite impressive jumping and spinning. The sound is out of sync now though.

Epic beard man #2

So, its just like flash memory? Where you can store a whole days worth of video in a Microsized stick, Like a USB device? Yawn.

PANTERAAAAAA!

Nice fireworks in City 17

Wow, that is actually awesome.

I'd hit it

Its from the claymationmovie: "the adventures of Mark twain"

These were hardly masters as there were no flying around on rooftops or vainishing into a puff of smoke. Or fire-breathing for that matter.

This is bad news fot the New World Order. As it means they can't go on killing people and saying its for the benefit of mankind.

Someone should make a torrent with the originals of these songs in it.

Amazing skills. The smoke is only there for show, its not because the engine is seizing or anything. He's probably using an additive that produces it.

Thats the music from Pippi longstocking

This will help promote world peace for sure.

People are so fucking stupid. Just end this please

Get some proper studded tyres

This is a lie! Everyoen knows that if you open up a car battery hundreds of smaller AA batteries pour out.

Proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_8n2Qgguto

Zero is full of Aspartame. Thats poison for you people.

Hoe do they overcome the urge to jump?

The jaws of death save another life

Now 4 broken humvees

A Ninja would never use a Nunchaku. Its a very ineffective weapon made for show. he would use something known as a Doll, which is a weight, usually a hook attached by a long chain to a longer stick.

Viva en Cuba, Viva la revolucion!

Thats one cute fucking rat.

So its the trainers fault that some asshat that caught it stuck it in that girls eye?

Don't be hatin', be masturbatin'

Lol! Imagine having to listen to that all day.

Awww, its so cuuute!

There was a swedish comedian who was retarded and wheelchair bound who was really funny.

Shot dooown, in a blaze of gloryy!

Just watch that movie "Knowing", it shows exacty this thing. And is based on a true story.

The mice will rise again. Viva la Revolucion!

Is there any other way of camping?

BAN MAGNETISM NOW! Its a big threat to our planet. They said so in this video.

What an idiot. Why ask for some seconds when its absolutely clear that the customer doesnt want to give it? And also, most annoying voice ever.

A dark and angry God arises.

I'm signaling my Facilitator but nobody comes

Is this really from Jackass 2? Isn't it Jackass 3? Or 3d as its called.

Cuz Iv'e seen Jackass 2 and 2,5 and don't remember these.

This goes to show that you CAN turn a person into a robot if you want to. Good show.

Emo-Emu frowns upon your shennanigans

Why so many Red mattresses? I've never seen a red mattress in my life.

DEMONSPAWN!

That is surely a calibra. And the gun is an Ak74su, special forces version of AK47.

Wish I had one of each.

I wonder how many bitches he's beaten to death with that iron? No offense to bitches, I'm just curious

Magnets - how do they work?

I tried holding my breath for the duration of the video but could only last a minute. My uncle who was an Attack diver(swedish equivalent of navy seals sort of) said that during their diving training they learned to hold their breath for approx 4 minutes. So its something everyone of phsyical capability can do I guess.
The problem with diving so deep as this guy does must be the pressure.

My praying snake tecnique beats your kitty kat technique

Lol! What a great dog.

So many different hairstyles and facial hairstyles in just two years? And then, a tribal tattoo? very original.

There are arcade games like this you can buy.

This would be useful for politicians.

Looks more like a VSS than a Enfield

"It's afraid!"

Young, dumb and full of cum.

Its all done with smoke and mirrors see.

They Live.

Also, those are easy to shoot down with a normal rifle.

This is truly awesome. Unfortuantely its a repost from last year

What a good thing that CCV camera was there to stop this horrible crime.

Bricks don't fight back

What a cork soaker.

And another thing for the site admin: Can't you change it so that when you type a comment, the video isn't shut off and restarted?

Awwwsummm!!!

Thank you carbon dioxides, and fuck you Al Gore!

Its where the porn at

This made the hairs on my chinny chin chin rise up

That'll buff out

Roofies kicked in yo

Driving on crack - its deeeelicious

Does anyone notice that the narrator sounds kinda like Jordan maxwell?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUpQl9SildY

Thats just mean

Thats how I feel about life often

This is like some game I saw on rlslog a while ago. Don't remember its name but I believe it was with zombies.

So, If I crash into a concrete wall at 200 Km/h, this will save me? Amazing.

These people sure use a lot of pills. No wonder they keep being terrorized

Its like saying "hello"

Used to do this with ants when I was a kid. Sorry ants.

Did someone say Postrider?

He must have a pretty low gearing on hsi bike as it seems to wheelie effortlessly.

The music almost sounds like Requiem for a dream

Clearly an ice patch right there

Extremeism is always bad, no matter if its white or black. But this guy was pretty funny and seems to have gotten some sense after all.

Did he get to 88 Mph?

this is several year sold. Fwd sux

There are no women on the internets

That montain wall had it coming.

poor innocent buzzard

Its all done with smoke and mirrors

Wtf? What is she doing out of the kitchen?

Thats exactly what I want. Exactly. No

Thats how I roll in my Opel

Lol! Too bad its a commercial for Comhem, crappiest Service provider ever.

But they really nailed it.

Beavers are small mammals?

You've done well grasshopper

"Nobody can really be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself."

Only 10 hummers. Pah!

He got his revenge and nobody got hurt, except himself. I'd say mission accomplished.

Any special reason for topping them over before they open the cap? Never seen that before

Lol! That was so cute. And strange that they can swim so well.

Pinky and the brain!
Pinky and the brain!
One is a genius, the other's insane!

Skillz that spitz

Lol, that is so cool

Fake! They're just pulling a canvas over texas is all.

And the cost of it all?
Only for the SSD's: 350x24= 8400 euros

So quite pointless

It is fake. Its a commercial video for some company, don't know which. They had it up on Attack of the show

I do that shit with the pants every day when I wake up late

Lol, I'm getting one

Funny

They should have made the box edible

I tried it, and my rear rim is now on the roof. What to do?

That was a scooter. Scooters don't count as bikes. People who drive scooters are twats or girls, not bikers. Girls can't be bikers.

Its not fake. It was all over the news here in sweden. Even I, totally uninterested in sports, saw it.

Catshit? Meow? Those are bunnys, not cats. These damn japs have gone over the edge.

Its hard to do a stoppie with no front brake

When's it starting again? And what episode is that with the boobs vs 811 comparison?

Is this from Battlefield 2?

Rofl!!!!

Maybe he's just fed up with the whole movie business thing and wants out. Ever think about that?

I scream like a cat when being touched by girls too.

Didn't they kill that thing in Return of the king?

I think its interesting that this is a creature never before seen, still that guy is an expert at it?

Pretty decent

Thats fucking amazing!

And Cargoon, That is not communism. Its called Hivemind. Communism is when some crazy greedy fucks convinces people that they are participating in a socialistic society but in reality they are getting ripped off and fucked over by capitalism.

Haha! Awsowm. Im gonna try that with my truck at work.

Silent BoB rules!!!

I don't see the problem, there's lots of people there, just roll it over and start burning rubber agin. Its not like its a ferrari, just a crap ass bmw.

ROFL!

You'd think they'd be more careful with a blackhawk helicopter

All those matches were made up in advance. As is the "sport"

I could do that too if I wasn't weak.

ROFL!! Clark kent sucks

Beatiful. And all that work to sell some marbles at a buck each.

This happened to me once.

All I see is 8 KIAs

Dude, that guy totally pwns!

Could've crushed that car

It floats

Needs more cleavage and naked oil wrestling. I had the sound off while watching but I'm sure they said "Magical" once or twice.

No fat chicks

Wtf? Who is so stupid as to warm a bottle on the stove?

The rockclimbing was very impressive.

They should make more cars with motorcycle engines. They are powerful and fuel-economic

I'd say Crackwhore is worse

Very good service.

In most small town people are like that. But If you go to live in a bigger town, you'll quickly learn to do things differently.

No teeth and possibly a brain infection disease

Damn gold farmers

That can't be good for the barrel

After that he was deported, arrested and executed. Then eaten by stray raccoons

Awesome!

The bass scared my neighbours

Wow! That trucker just "Oh look, a dunkin donuts" Wham!

Nice doggy

Its like a penis, only bigger

Sulphur and flouride? Doesn't sound too healthy

Dumbasses. Funny skit

So thats the reason for global warming

I also had a BMX when I was 10

I wonder if he owns one of them hair cutters since he cuts his hair short so often.

"Free at last, free at last! Thank god almighty we're free at last!"

How the hell did this idiot becoem president? Oh, his daddy and the round table.

Sound was fucked

He's a pimp. Pimps deserved to be beaten 24/7

I liked the one where they took a rental car to a demolition derby better. The reaction when knoxville took it back the day after was priceless

Its a nuthugger

Why should it be fake? Patrik sjöberg jumped 193 cm from standing when he was at his peak. 66 inches is only 175 cm which means that this guy sucks

Now we know what hit the pentagon.
Too bad it can only carry mininukes

Damn Christmas critters

Good Job

great, Now i need to visit the little boys room. brb

Cool

pedodog on the prowl

I've had pussy with those same motor skills b4

Haha! I remeber watching a clip of the goat falling with its legs up in the air a few years ago. The title was: "for no apparent reason, this goat drops dead" Man, I laughed for days at it.

Fake

Like any nude colcony is like that. If you like middle-aged obese people, sure. But who does? Maybe Middle-aged obese people?

He stole some mobile phone or ipod or other such useless shit

Metal rules

Hilarious!

Scorchio!

Quick, very quick. Me, I got brains

Old madame guillotine still got it

Whats on that rock thats so important that he has to get there?

More of the chick please. lose the waterslide

Thats not trees. trees have leaves and shit on them, i think

Good video. My new hero is the guy that pissed on the cops.

I'm amazed she didnt clean the kid while she was at it

This is why I never leave the house

Is that mccain? he is old

That was not the orignal sweet dreams with Eurythmics. Annie lennix is a woman. And it wasn't Manson either.

That would be great to get a sunburn in those hard-to-reach places

Mccain is old

Lolz!

Nice jacket lol!

Fifteenth!

Looks cool

This cat is clearly possesed by a demon of some kind and talks in tongues. I propose a hunt, questioning and burning of all cats not surrendering to faith in Jebus christ

Wtf?

I'd love to get porn on it

Awesome!!!

Thats how they do it

I cant wait for the first video where someone sticks his dick thru and the door shuts on him

Someone jizzed on it for sure

I had one of those old ericsson NMT phones about 15 years ago

How in the hell???

And then: Bschrrrrtttt! Bschrrrrrtttt! The Mg42's opened up.

Killing innocent people is NEVER justified. It doesn't matter if "they" are doing it. The idea is to fight against something erroneus, not doing the same errors as "they".

Also, history is always written by the winner. There are numerous accounts of things the americans and their allies did during WWII that weren't one bit better than the japanese or the germans. Not written in the schoolbooks though.

That act is stolen.

Megalol at the idiot knocking both his friend and himself out with a rock against an breakproof window!

If you do that in bf2 the J-10 will get you everytime.

Why arent we using this to fuel our cars?

Wow, almost 40 mph

LMAO!

ROFL!

Those kitties are high on coke

Needs more cowbell

Thats a huge fucking litter

Peugeots are front-wheel drive you fucking morons! You can't drift them.

Its worse in battelfield2, where you can rack up up to 6 teamkills just by being in a chopper when its shot down.

No, he's scratching his cheek. Just like I do every day when some naggy customer gets on my nerves. Real casual like. Fuck you bitch like.

What a crazy beeyatch!

Awesome

Its kinda weird though, You see halfway thru that someone is doing service on all the other elevators but they skip the one he's in. What bastards.

This is why I always keep a loaded 357 magnum in the small of my back. So that if I get caught in an enclosed room for more than three hours I can blow my brains out.

Great video!. I have two cats

I made one, now I'm blind

very nice

Lol at most of these motherfucking leeches

I can think of a thousand applications for this. All involving the website fuckingmachines.com

Lol! Finally a guy I can vote for. I don't nessecarily agree on all he's saying but I can agree that women suck at a lot of things and are whores. They do however, excel at others. None spring to mind right now.

Thats a wobbly fucking arrow

There can be only one!

Btw, thats not a sword, its a big needle

They should castrate it

Pwnt

Tits, ass and an attitude

BALLS OF STEEL!!!!

Sweden. How people can write without those letter is Föcking unbälivåble

They left out Å Ä and Ö

Time is an illusion. Remove all clocks and calenders and it seizes to exist

I like how thay all have that tigerstriped bitch seat. Is it some new gang symbolism I missed?

Wtf? I have xero ear-hair. I feel like less of a man now

The theory is faulty. No. 2 was hottest. The rest was skanky botox-boxes

Slow

Awesome!

Yes doctor, I got whiplash after getting hit by a car. Honest.

Cool

I'd like to see the aftermath

I wouldn't call driving against traffic skilled. There's hardly any traffic rule he didn't break on that run. But that was one slow ass merc.

Lol! That kid was pwnt! What kid likes to bathe anyway? If that had been a normal hose she would've cringed just the same.

And as someone stated earlier, public washstations have relatively low pressure in their hoses so noone will be able to sue them after spraying their balls with them.

Go watch that video of some Asshole marine throwing a dog off a cliff instead if you want something to cry about.

She just lost. Putting the 8-ball in the pocket without naming it is a loss. What a sucky ho

Also, Fake

That boat must be cursed

Rofl!

Haha! She obviously got the story straight. And thats quite an annoying dialect.

Flipping it activates the grinder blades.

Turkey lol!

Didnt they forgot Europe and scandinavia and australia and the north and south pole? And the moon?

^There also believing in the bible, which is moronic.

Those bastards! That was my favorite satellite

I draw a doodle too once. No wait! .....I made a doodie, thats what it was. tasted great.

Danes, crazy fucks

This is the girl I will own as my pet slave after the 2012 catastrohpe. Anyone got her number?

How convenient