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-1 1. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Painful to watch

lol @00:05
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-1 2. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Disappearing car door

Only for rich people like David Rockefeller, Heh. Joking.
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-2 3. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Whole Gecko eaten by ants

Naturally (Not all but some)insects are for getting rid of dead bodies of humans and animals. I personally say its how things work usually. Unless you know... You put them in a box(For maybe a cat)or a coffin(For a human)but other then that its just natural. Also, I personally think burning someone to ashes is stupid and sick. Unless the person wants to then its their choice but still quite stupid and sick.
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0 4. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Slow motion punches

I think one of those fists were chuck norris. lol
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-2 5. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Ordering everything on the McDonalds menu

McDonalds is horrible. Them talking about the stuff made me sick.
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0 6. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Erhabe

@#1 What is you're problem? Their arabs, Not terrorists. Also, their not like Israeli's who had their country founded by terrorism and did terrorist attacks on U.N. & British.

On other note. Whats with the techno? If it is considered techno that is.
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-11 7. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Rebuilding Stonehenge

Some things should be left alone. Plus, This is one of those "The world will never know" things.
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+2 8. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video WWF - money

-sigh- Global warming is a scam. And money CAN corrupt a person. That's a CAN guess the retards who made this thought the internet was invented by Al Gore.
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0 9. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video The lobby scene - Bollywood style

"Send back up commander! Send back up commander!" lol Ah funny.
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0 10. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video 50 Cent's home

Pathetic. The whole house, cars and even stuff in the house has been wasted for a single retarded rapper that is completely overrated.

All that money could be helping poor people. What a waste. And people here would disagree cause they don't give a shit about actually.
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+2 11. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Making of a COD4 map

COD4 is horrible, Due to its huge amounts of propaganda.
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+1 12. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Roommate alien prank goes bad

Aghh... Aliens aren't real so I don't give a rats ass about this video.
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-1 13. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Kid with a fake ID buys beer and porn

Oh, Also... This video isn't family safe so why not ban/delete it. Oh, You won't cause your an idiot.
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-1 14. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Kid with a fake ID buys beer and porn

Wow, Aliquantulus deleted my comment while people still have theirs? Even though they have smack talking comments? Talk about a fucktard site. Family safe. HA! Just cause losers act like kids doesn't mean they are kids meaning no... Kids don't come here. Maybe some adults or teenagers which already know curse words and all but I doubt "Family Safe" is really useful in this case.
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-10 15. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Kid with a fake ID buys beer and porn

Plain stupid... This is pathetic. I'm shouldn't be the one to say it since its obvious. But, Meh... Fake. Hey, Its true.

Anyways, Its not funny one bit. Its quite retarded. First cause its fake AND on Comedy Central(Which sucks). Second cause its somehow funny cause "Heh heh cool man he got porn and liqor hahahaha and we are laughing while fake laughing is pretty much saying we should laugh at this point!"

Porn sucks and is for losers. And liqor is crap. Seriously, Its litterly crap. Taste like it at least.
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+1 16. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Guns don't kill people

Right to bare arms. Simple, Doesn't matter if guns kill people. Won't change a thing.
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0 17. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video The Best of TV News Lip Slips

1:05 & 1:15 is only good ones I personally think.
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-13 18. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Panda Sneezing

Stupid...
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-16 19. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Argument Clinic

This... sucks.
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-15 20. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Ministry Of Silly Walks

Again, British are not funny and suck very much.
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-19 21. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Monty Python - Kilimanjaro Expedition

British are so freaking stupid and are not funny.
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+2 22. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Call of duty, more then just a game

Call of Duty is fine... Call of Duty 4 is horrible. Mainly cause of the propaganda.
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+1 23. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Weirdest music clip ever?

#4 Enough of this guantanamo bay crap...
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+3 24. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Stubben as a Mule

That's stupid. Making fun of Texans is like making fun of America. Also, Most people make fun of America anyways due to ignorance.
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-9 25. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Mythbusters Bloopers

Mythbusters is very inaccurate and usually never does their testing correctly. It sucks anyways...
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-4 26. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Best friends

People who eat pork are sick and disgusting. The most dirty thing you can eat almost. At least most dirty that is commonly ate by human in the past 500 years at least.
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-11 27. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Darwin Evolution

Evolution is a bunch of bull but south park is horrible and always insults people and is completely inaccurate and needs to be banned completely. Its not even funny, Just insulting and stupid.
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+2 28. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Coca-Cola: Christmas beard

I hate when people whine about santa. Since Santa claus is a Coke Cola advertisement. Which Coke Cola is HORRIBLE also, it sickens me people lie about santa.
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-4 29. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Lilly: the geography baby genius

Most people in america? Whats with idiots on here doing stereotypes about america. Idiots, I swear.
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-6 30. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Nuclear explosions

First off... For the video, This is not amazing stuff. I'm sure We will be using these soon on Iran or Russia. Maybe israel will use them. Europe holds our nukes so yeaa...

Anyways, Second. #(removed comment) is an idiot. BUT, If USA falls(Like it soon will)then we only have communist china, The pussy europeans and Nazi Israel. Nice... Yeaa... We would be screwed and the third world counties will definitely be screwed.
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-3 31. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Gravity-defying gel cushion

Boring...
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+2 32. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Spark Of Insanity

#13

You are such a simple minded stereotypical American.

First off, This is not funny and its stupid.

Second off, It offensive.. VERY offensive and stereotypical.

Third off, You're a retard Daybreak. Are you THAT brain washed? You ACTUALLY think Muslims are like that? You ACTUALLY think all Muslim blow themselves up? Well, Breaking news for you retard. Israeli's used terrorism to make "Israel". They NEVER owned the place... Even if they did its not there anymore. Unlike in past where people could just bomb and take over shit... We have UN and you can't just to terrorist attacks on the British and UN(Which Israel did to take Palestine.)

Sorry dip shit but that's how it goes. Stop watching the media fuck wits and educate yourself.

Also, This guy is very retarded. I've never laughed at him once. This guy is like Mind Mencia. Cause they both insult other people and races as a joke when its offensive and/or racist.

Its not joking he's doing but insulting. NOT funny. And, Did the Mods get rid of my post? Cause I remember posting on this one or part two, Meh.
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-3 33. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Spark Of Insanity - Part 2

This is stupid, Not funny and offensive.

Someone ban this video please.
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-6 34. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Family Guy - Plane crash

That's very funny but I've seen it so its not that funny anymore.
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+2 35. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Child prodigy

Horrible. Why teach your kid such horrible things? This is like teaching a female baby how to dance like a whore... Terrible.
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-4 36. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Awesome shadow performance

The gun part pretty much shows its fake.
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-11 37. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Messing with Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is quite a bit overrated.
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+2 38. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Angry Pluto

I want a refund. :|
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+2 39. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Powerwashing a 3 years old child

This is pathetic. It just trying to say that when something bad happens to kids its the parents fault.
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+1 40. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Finger skill soccer

I'm waiting for that Zidane(Sorry if thats incorrect)to headbutt one of the other hands. But, That didn't happen so this sucks. :(
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0 41. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Scary maze prank

OLD as heck. Boring...
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+1 42. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Kanye Hands

I can't believe this dumb fuck ruined the song with this gay ass remix or whatever its considered. Pathetic ghetto rap/R&B bull.
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0 43. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Baby can read at 17 months

Hmmm... Lots of ignorant talking shit children. Why not join the kid in the fake media TV?
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0 44. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Cyanide and Happiness - The Sign

Hmmm... That was quite stupid actually. :|
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0 45. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Weird water accident

What was that at 1:05?
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-4 46. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Weird water accident

Seen it and its quite old and stupid.
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-1 47. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Girl scared by 'alien'

Thats not funny. Its stupid... I would say that would also be sick but its simply stupid.
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0 48. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Yodeling cat?

This is NOT funny yet stupid is sick. How can you laugh at this?
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-2 49. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Dance Monkey, Dance!

Completely stupid and inaccurate. Yes, Some stupid incorrect theories say we come back monkeys but thats very stupid and atheist-like.

I won't go into a rant but... Just cause some paid off scientists say we came from monkeys and SAY its proven doesn't mean ****.
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0 50. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Michael Jackson parody

I really don't give a rats ass about this guy. He's pretty much a loser that gets everyone to look at him instead of lets say... iraq war.
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0 51. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video "Mac or PC" Rap Music Video

Linux is great but I'm waiting still games are a bit better on it.
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+3 52. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Family Guy: Peter beats up Kyle

"Wheres the rest of you."
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-5 53. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video French ERYX Misfire

Meh, They are quite dumb ... They wanted to elect a president in past but they get that freaking midget(Napoleon), I admit he was a good general but he screwed up by going into Moscow...

In short french suck and they are retards.
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+1 54. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Grand Theft Awesome IV

#18 Awww shut up. The "Awesome" Series is awesome.
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+1 55. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Skater vs security guard

#31 Ass. lol
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+1 56. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Scary banana

Hahahahaha...no.
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+2 57. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Snake attacks after losing body

#6 We do it to lower populations of animals so they won't overpopulate and do it to us. Yet, I'm sure some hippes will say: "Maybe they should overpopulate and do it to us." which wouldn't be so smart to say.
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-4 58. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video If all movies had cell phones...

Stupid... Freaking stupid.
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0 59. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Sadam & Osama

#(removed comment) I'm sorry but I decided not to read your completely retard post. Bye bye fuckwit.
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+3 60. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Skater vs security guard

#17 I disagree. They are both idiots but the guard should be fired. But, The kid was being a complete idiot nontheless.
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+1 61. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video True Love

#13 Maybe cause humans are evil and will just destroy the planet and will only bring bad upon planet earth. -sarcasm-
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-6 62. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video The end of the world

You freaking idiots. For one, #14 is a sexist retard.

Second this so freaking inaccurate.

Third "Evidence shows this has happened at least 6 times in earths history" that is SUCH bull. Come on, Just cause some scientists that freaking think monkeys that toss shit and drink their own pee are part of our history says that earth has had this happened AT LEAST SIX TIMES says so its true?

Freaking morons who think that should go and read a book, Well... That might not help actually. Anyways, If that IS true... why is the earth still here? Huh? "Cause the earth can't be destroyed! Cause the scientist fukwits says that the meteor that would Naturally destroy a planet like earth is actually just destroying the life on earth...".


Look, I know there will be fuktards saying: "Are you a Scientist? 8-) Hm?" And say shit that would mean nothing to mean are just shows that are retarded and think they are smart but.. they are actually a miscarriage.


Anyways, I'll try and end this quick. First off. Earth won't end cause of a over sized rock... It will end due to elitist greedy humans. That doesn't mean humans are bad. BUT I'm sure dipshits on here will disagree.

Humans can be better then angels or worse then devils. If you think earth is not worth saving then you're a moronic fukwit retard...


I'm sorry, Just noticed #21 post. "The humans just need to be terminated. Nothing good can ever come out."

Yes, Well... That won't happen. The only thing that might be destroyed is common people. All eilist nazi's will live. So, People thinking that should just go kill themselves. Cause that is quite stupid to say. "Humans should die! They are killing the planet!"

You see... If humans died then the planet will eventually die too. People think if humans live then the planet will eventually die. NO! Incorrect. Now, What we should do is stop being idiots. For example... Fuktards like #21.


Also, If you CANNOT or WILL NOT read this then omfg read a book cause you have no reading skills whatsoever.
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+3 63. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Piracy is a crime!

Funny... But, Piracy is NOT against the law. If it actually is then who ever made that law is a complete retard.
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+3 64. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Robot Chicken - 1776

"This is a British colony!"

"British?! THIS... IS... AMERICA!!!"

Lol Freaking Brits...
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-1 65. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Super Mario Reloaded

Seen it already before. Still good.
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-2 66. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Conan O'Brien - GTA IV Parody

Meh.
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-1 67. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Sadam & Osama

@(removed comment) Sorry, But... You are an idiot. First off, You called me a dumbass which makes a complete hypocrite.

Second, You keep whining about how they "Made fun of" US and Jews? They made fun of US a BIT but I don't think they did to Jews. Maybe if cause the joker is a BAD guy? And it means Jews are bad? But, Either way they made fun of Muslims the most. Rocks? Freaking assholes.

Third, "since you always take any opportunity to talk trash about America"... You're stupidity just completely showed. I AM A AMERICAN you freaking moron.

Wow, you're stupidity just made you a retard. Not a dumbass but you a RETARD. Seriously though, You need to go back to school. OH YEAH, Public schools don't teach anything but lies. Forgot, Silly me.

All they teach is REeducation.

Man, No wonder you whining and bitching. You're name is USAnumber1. Sad... Someone has been brainwashed.
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-2 68. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Scare fail

Fake...
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+1 69. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Bringing down the house

#8 --- You are an idiot... Texas is the BEST place in America. It might not be the best looking place but its a great place is the most "American" place in USA.
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0 70. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video 100,000 pounds of TNT

@#21 I assuming this guy is not american. If he is he's more of a moron then if he wasn't. Also, If he's not I assume he's a pussy European that bitches about America cause they suck.

Anyways, This is horrible to do. Mainly, Cause if a actual nuke happens they will blame on the "A-rab's" as morons call them but chances are it will be another country(Maybe Russia... But, Thats only if WE nuke THEM).

Nonetheless this is far from "Awesome" its more like "Sick" to use so much money on this junk. EVEN IF it was during 1965 or something.
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+2 71. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Urban music

This made me laugh at very beginning, Nice.
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+2 72. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Why we drink

This is actually false is very ignorant video. But, I'm sure some idiots agree.
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0 73. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Sadam & Osama

Umm.. #(removed comment) is an idiot. They made fun of muslims by stereotypical speaking(Allah ha-hawk-berg etc.)the making fun of how they can't waste food(The ice cream part)and talking about the virgin thing. Actual Muslim's(Not the "Terrorists ones" but real muslims... or in other words, Most muslims.) who do not care about virgins. They are not pathetic like quite a bit of American's.

Also, I did not life since its not funny. I do have a sense and humor and I sense... Its not funny. Mainly cause its insult to a religion and arab's. Also, Everyone makes fun a bush and dick cheney. Nothing new... They ARE pathetic. BUT, Muslims are not. I doubt you know that since you guys a brainwashed by pathetic junk like THIS video.

Also, If you CANNOT read this post then you should go back to school and -try- not whine about how long this is.

Thank you and grow up.
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+2 74. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Flying boat

Saddam is DEAD MORON!!! Bin laden is dead too(But people are to f-ing stupid to notice)and this shit is STILL going on.

omfg... WHAT BULLSHIT PROPAGANDA has your mind been listening to? Loo kwaht USAnumber1 just said... What a ignorant moron:

"These chicken bastards even stand in crowds of women and kids to shoot at the Americans knowing that return-fire is coming their way."

Believe me... Iraqi's are not exactly very islamic but even though they sometimes does messed up stuff these guys(Mainly ones like Al-Ka-Da which is CIA based or saddam's soldiers that we impowered)are NOT NEARLY as bad as american troops.

You should stop watching TV propaganda you moron.

"Those terrorists/insurgents have no honor and no concern for their fellow Iraqis who just want the homicide-bombings stopped."

Not this shit again... Terrorists? IF WE CARED ABOUT TERRORISTS would be not funding a country(Israel)that was FOUND by terrorism.. I SWEAR TO GOD!!! You are so fucking ignorant!!!!!!!!!

Seriously. K-I-L-L Y-O-U-R-S-E-L-F you f-ing loser. And Also, Just cause I don't agree with the fucked up american troops doesn't mean I'm an american. I AM an american and I'm not so proud to be one anymore sadly... cause of sick fucks like the soldiers... at least some soldiers. And also the idiots liek you make my pride for america go down day by day...

I pitty my country now... Its sadden and pathetic seeing people die cause retards like USANUMBER1 is such a ignorant fucks and can't vote for someone that will get and troops out of a pointless war...And now we might(Assuming from polls. WILL)go to iran next...

I feel sorry for our troops dying for a pointless cause and a war that was caused by their own country and not even knowing it. Sad...
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-1 75. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Funny Heineken Commercial

I agree with #8...

Its nasty shit... No point in drinking it. Also, They say that drinking "Drowns your misery" but it just gives you misery... Stupid that people don't know that. If they do their they may and well piss with melted shit put together. Beer is pretty much that bad.
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-1 76. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Mac VS PC VS Linux! South Park Edition!

Lunix is awesome. I love it. But, I still use XP cause I can barely play games on linux.
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0 77. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Lady Rating

Stupid...
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-1 78. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video George Bush - Snowball Fight

Bush is a puppet so who cares how stupid he is? He doesn't do the decisions. He simply does the orders.

Plus, I personally think he was drugged. No one can get stupid that quick. If they did get stupid real quick is would be like falling on head with amnesia or brain damaged and bush is just simply slow... not retarded. Also, He was fine like 10 years ago. He(Nor anyone else) CANNOT get that stupid in 10 years.
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+1 79. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Sarcasm 101

No sync problems here either.

Back to the video...... Meh...
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+2 80. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Fainting Goats

Fail.
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-6 81. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Glued Slippers

Not funny. I don't want to be an ass or anything... but... That was retarded and the guy must have got hurt. What kind of retarded sense of humor do these idiots have? Also, Don't say I don't have a sense of humor. I simply can sense this is stupid and not funny and simply can't it seems if you say I don't have a sense of humor.
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-7 82. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video The living camera

"This guy has an amazing ability! :D Gotta agree with icekepal and noureddin, except, of course, it was the great God Jehovah [ ????? ] who created us and gives us every good and perfect gift. (I didn't bring God into this, they did. I just wanted to give praise to our creator since they started it... ;) )" -AmericanAndProud

First off, I don't mind jews. So, I won't say anything. But, Just say "God" or "Allah" Both mean the same. Allah is arabic for god so doesn't matter which way you say it.

And to the moron called: MsZoomy

"What name you want to call HER into"

omfg... I'm not a good example for muslims so don't say all muslim believe everything I say but... God is not human. God is not a HE OR A SHE... But if he was human it would a SHE. Enough with the feminist bullshit. I'm sick of people saying: "Jesus was black!" "God is a woman" "No! God is a woman"

God made what this guy into what he is. He gave him the power he has now. I'm also SICK OF ATHEISTS... Go to hell. Literally.

Here's the thing. God is not a human and he no gender. If there was a god it would be a guy. This is plain facts. I will be flamed with fags and feminist losers but hey... What can you do about it.

Jesus IS NOT god nor god son. The son of god came from the Egyptians when christian(I'm not sure if Christians were alive back then but it was the) crusades came to Egypt also... Rome was influenced by the Egyptians aswell. They got SON of god from the Egyptian's SUN GOD... SUN... SON... Simple. Thats also why sometimes at church jesus has a sun behide him.

This Sun god and son of god stuff is actually very true and aswell ... proven... I think they had it history channel recently or will have it.


Nonetheless... Enough of this god stuff cause I doubt there any people that have a religion(And satanism/Atheism does not count ...sorry. its just true)and if they do have one they don't study it... snotr fails when it comes to community...
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-5 83. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Melvin the Superhero

Raghead? Damn, What a fucking ignorant jackass you are. And no... He's not hilarious. Its like laughing at a black slave or a viet's being killed in Vietnam War. Its not fucking funny to make fun of people that you are murdering. Sick asses.
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+1 84. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video How to remove your wall?

Stupid...
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-2 85. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Grandpa illusionist

Freaking old...
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+1 86. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video The costs of war

"The cost of the war is something we can tolerate considering the alternative of letting another 9-11 happen in the US. The Twin Tower murder/suicide event cost billions and is not over yet. The pussies who want to pull-out of Iraq and who made this little video are not the 'cream of the crop' of Americans. Most people just want peace and hope that if we are nice to the enemy then they will be nice to us.....it does not work that way. The US is the biggest example of freedom and personal choice in the world which makes us the target of the Islamic fanatics who want Sharia law to be the law of the land. Wake-up people !!!" -OldFart

o...m...g... This is why americans look stupid is cause f-tards like this guy.

9/11 WAS an inside job. This shit has ALREADY been proven. you indenial piece of shit. GET OVER IT. muslims are peaceful. Yes, There are SOME that crazy but the other muslims know those "Some" are making all muslim look bad.

I'm REALLY sick of idiots thinking 9/11 was done by muslims. NOW THAT IS CRAZY... not the "9/11 inside job" being crazy.
Its like opposite day or something.

And don't pull that that ignorant "Liberal" crap.

Come on. WAKE UP... Also, OldFart You said: "The US is the biggest example of freedom and personal choice in the world which makes us the target of the Islamic fanatics"

First off. THANKS to the IRAQ WAR & GOVERNMENT freedom of americans are being taken away. Plus the fact that your moronic empty head of your actually think muslims would attack someone cause the person they are attacking has FREEDOM? WTF??? What kind of ignorant jackass would think that? omfg...

I'll just stop there... Oldfart is lowering my IQ... omfg...
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0 87. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Dynamic Tower

I must say...People are stupid to say its a waste of energy.
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-2 88. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Surviving an alien attack

...a stupid nazi.
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+6 89. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Christian the Lion

I love cats. But, Its hard to tame a lion or tiger.
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+3 90. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video WALL-E meets a magnet

Wall-E fails. Why do people overrate it so much?
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+1 91. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Woman hits parking barrier with car

@ #14 Aliquantulus: Ummm... Whats with people talking smack about America.
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-2 92. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Baseball tennis

Fail. Fucking Fake.
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0 93. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Two cats on a treadmill

I love cats... Seems two people here(#6 & #(removed comment))don't like cats and are sick saying that it was funny.

It was cute and funny but how they were laughing and making it go faster was kind of mean and sick.
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0 94. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video 2008 Taipei 101 new year fireworks display

ZOMG!!! The smoke it makes is causing global warming!!!(Not)
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-2 95. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Best PC service ever!

"AHHHH FUUUUCKK AHHHHHH"

Meh, Not that funny.
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-5 96. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video It all comes back to you

Not this earth shit again: "Protect the earth" "Global Warming!" "The planet is going to die cause of HUMANS!!!"

omfg... Seriously. This commercial sux.
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0 97. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Ford SportKa vs cat

Even though this is fake. You people have a sick sense of humor.
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-2 98. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video I don't need subtitles

Wow... How is this funny? They are making fun and iraqies. "The infidel". Seriously. You guys are idiots if you laugh at this shit.

I don't see what people make fun of stuff thats even SIGHTLY related to a war. Its not funny if you saw how many died.
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+1 99. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Wipeout - Funny new game show

@22: omfg... Not another british loser talking smack about americans. Sad...
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-2 100. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video jim carrey female bodybuilder

@1: Besides the fact that Shwarzenegger listens to hitler speeches as he works out and wanted to be like hitler when he grew up.
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-1 101. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Non-stop train

Time is more valuable then almost everything else. But, Still quite lazy to simply not to stop the train.
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+1 102. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Women with balls

Wow.. And stereotypically.. They are black...

Also, These videos are getting old. The throwing trash skills and basket ball stuff and just all this junk.

This is boring.
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+1 103. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Flying boat

@Kosmology: Wow... Thats pretty ignorant to say; "I wish they could do that with a tank." wow... So they can kill babies and kids and women in iraq and use 9/11 and an excuse to murder iraqies?

Get an f-ing brain.
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-2 104. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video What would you do with $164 million?

Looks are not everything. Also... That was NOT funny. It was stupid.
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0 105. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Ball girl makes incredible catch

Fake... Poster should told everyone that was was just a staged commercial.
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-1 106. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Battlefield sign language

Not funny.
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0 107. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video French national football team bus...

Trash... How stupid.
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0 108. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Why the Easter Bunny hates you

Meh, Old.
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-6 110. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Melvin the Superhero

What bullshit. "Every time I get a king.. he blows it up."

Muslims are not terrorists. Their is only Al-Ka-Da which is connected to C.I.A. and is a group... I guess you could say... owned by the C.I.A.

This guy is NOT funny.. he's like Carlos Mencia... Which is racist and rapidly uses the "Muslims are terrorists and blow themselves up" crap... This is what comedy central gives you... American Propaganda.
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-4 111. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video The living camera

@Icekpal: I agree.

@Everyone: Pretty amazing stuff. Another proof that we didn't come from some stupid Big Bang. There is a god. And he is all powerful.
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-1 112. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Stuck on an escalator

It pretty much say... that some need help deiting .... CAUSE they are soooo fucking lazy that they can just... lift their feet... and walk up the "Stairs" that they have to depend on an Escalator...
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-3 113. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Ford Mustang vs cops

Thats plain stupid. Plus, The cops are fat... Very stereotypical.
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0 114. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Beach landing gone wrong

LAWLMAOMFG!!!

Seriously though. They would get killed in real battle. Not funny.
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0 115. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Bill Gates with Conan O'Brien

OMFG!!! I found bill gates!>>>>>>>>> 8-)
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-1 116. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Flying deer

Its fake... Sorry Cannonbal...

RIGHT before it hits.. the deer disappears for a moment... then the fake one flys/flies(which ever way you want to spell it).

It must have been hard to do this fake though... seesh.
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0 117. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Basketball tricks

Crap... They usually just did dunks and spinning some balls...

They are good at spinning basket balls but besides that... no...
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0 118. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Hitler plays Bill Gates

Bill gates ain't the richest bastard on the planet. Their is at least one(I think a few)that are richer... the the richest man/woman in the world is WAAAAAAAY richer then bill gates.
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0 119. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Giant LEGO boulder

"DUDE!!! OMG!!!"

Seriously... what nerds.
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0 120. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Emergency landing?

That... was... retarded...
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-5 121. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Massive recoil

OLD!!! Seen it... boring.
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0 122. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Dog + cat + rat = ...

"They need to send me the animal over to the soldiers in iraq"

No no no... They need to send the soldiers in iraq here... to you... Maybe no one(Or nothing)will die. Plus, It will not only bring them back from this pointless war BUT also a good welcoming ... Show that the war is not need... and we can do it out self.
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-7 123. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Euro dominoes

Euro is only more then USD cause our government is crap which the US government is (Pretty much) owned by a bunch of elitists... And those elitists are friends with the Israeli and European Elitists. (Israeli's and European elitist are all rich... along with American elitist but European and Israeli elitists are mainly bankers.)


But, Back to the video. My comment about this is:

Freaking pussy Europeans.
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+3 124. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video The Rich Sheik...

Carlos Mencia is racist, not funny, and a failure. He copies a great person. And fails to copy him good. Dave(In short) is the person he's copying.

Then he has this crap with stereo types and he makes fun and retards when even a retard is better then his ignorant *** THEN he get kicked off(Thankfully)comedy central! That only one thing good about his show! It DIDN'T LAST LONG!!! Which is very good..

He's not funny, he's stupid, He's a loser, and a copy cat!

Rated down.
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+2 125. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video 7 years old kid steals car

Thats not gangster. Gangster is like mafia. NO ONE in America is gangster... At least not anymore. the kid is just an idiot with no respect for his family members.
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0 126. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Tetris theme on bottles

I believe its fake. The guy was running around and the sound he should have been making is still being done. Forgot where in the video it was.
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-2 127. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video I believe I can fly...

@Everyone: F--k that d-mn puppy.

@Jesus: Your not jesus and stop making troll accounts.

@Aliquantulus: LINUX FTW
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+1 128. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video People will take anything that's free

Inaccurate and stupid.
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0 129. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Family Guy - The Matrix Trailer

1. Matrix was awesome.
2. Family guy is funny but stereotypical and bullshit(Same with southpark besides the funny)
3. Path of neo sucked.

Simple as 1-2-3 lol
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+1 130. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Mentos + Diet Coke @ 1200 fps

Stupid... f-ing stupid...
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-1 131. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video The stupidest game ever invented?

I'm sure he lied just to get their votes. I doubt thats true, That he lost everything and all... If it is true... He's simply an idiot. There is no need to feel sorry for someone that stupid. Its his fault and his fault alone. Simple.
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-5 132. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Lion and Tiger hybrid (Liger)

You should never mess with god's work.
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+3 133. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Old TV commercials

DICK tra-se
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+2 134. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Parkour girls

Perverts. Talking about them being in bikini's and bra's.

Look... Not all men are sad losers that just like women naked. You're making us guys look bad.
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-2 135. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video First Person Shooter

You are all wrong. It simply causes laziness. And outside is not all about gangs, Drugs, Someone taking you and raping you or shit like that...

FPS's causing laziness is least of your problems. FPS's are used to "Train" kids/teens to fight in wars and battles.

What I say is very true. Just so you know.
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-2 136. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Halo team-kill

I doubt that actually happened. Must be edited or something.
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-1 137. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Pole dance catfight

This sucked...
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+1 138. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Boring job ailing you?

Well, I doubt thats an actually Ad made by CareerBuilder... It must be made as a joke.

Anyways, It pretty much sucked...
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-1 139. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video How to fix the internet...

South Park fails soooo much. Holy shit this sucked. South USED to be kind of funny but holy shit it has "Died"...
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0 140. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video The Swing Wing

The kid upside down on tree looks like he's NOT having fun.
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0 141. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Slow motion slap in the face

... Theirs no shock wave when breaking a brick... The shock wave looked like the brick was water... Semi-Fake(Edited)
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-11 142. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Mechanical calculator

I could simply use something called. A BRAIN... What are you? Kids? Who the fuck would need this. Plus, Kids got parents and teacher to teach them. Parents would be best(Home schooling)cause pubic school is not worth it. Don't ask why. Take your kid to public school and he will have sex with like 7 girls and will die by drugs. Freaking useless public school.

Anyways, This is pretty useless invention. Everything has a use... but, This is PRETTY f-ing useless. Stupid, retarded, junk, waste of wood, Waste and time to make, etc.

-goes ALL the way to where he lives and punches him and goes allll the way back home-
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-3 143. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Predictions from 1930 about fashion in 2000

I meant 2008. idiot. I'm too used to it being 2007. lol
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-4 144. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Small house looks larger

Ummm.. Did they delete my comment or something?


Whatever.

Only simple minded people will be tricked by this stupid "Illusion" but I think its small to begin with. It doesn't look big on video or anything. So, Why do they say its big. But, Hey... ALLOT of people in this world is stupid now so I guess allot of people will fall for this trick...

Plus, Wouldn't this be considered false advertising or something. Cause that like selling something that called "Whip Cream" and its not a whip, cream, or whip cream even. Its just a foot ball. >.> I know, Bad example. No one will really fall for something like that but still.
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0 145. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Can time slow down?

Ummm... I just a bit but I was skipping through it... and... WHY THE HECK are they drugging a rat? I actually know a bit why but thats a pretty stupid experiment... poor rat... I kind of like mice but not rats. Still screwed up what they do to rats.. Sorry for double post. Just had to say that.
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0 146. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Can time slow down?

@Patriotits: "amazing, waste of money, but guess what? people watched it."

I didn't watch it. Cause I know its bull crap to begin with.
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+2 147. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video 'Accurate' lie detector

@emjaysea: I love America. I just hate American politicians and some people IN America. But, I love America it self. Plus, You can't love and hate something hate same time.

But, I'm hating the retards in America more and more. They make America good bad. They are soo f-ing stupid they didn't vote for Ron Paul ... how f-ing ignorant.
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-2 148. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Baby can read at 17 months

@JimineyJilickers: Wow. Talking shit, Eh? I can read. You only say that cause its an insult. Pretty much all the time insult are false and just to make fun of the person.

None the less. Its fact. The kid can't read it. I'm sure it took weeks to make this kid act like it can read it. Maybe 3 months or something...

I didn't know people were so stupid as to believe this trash.
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-3 149. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Too detailed Line Rider

Wow. Two kids talking shit about my comment.

Its a waste of time. I never said he didn't have no time for work, family, etc. I said its pointless and a waste. If he thinks its FUN then thats something he wants to do. Not NEEDS to do.

And Yes, I DO have a life. Kids and their "Kill your self" "You have no life" "NUB'... Those are like the top three things you children say.

Also, Art is NOT a stupid video game.

And man, You children are getting "Touchy" after I did that comment.

P.S. I did first comment. Forgot to say that.
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-1 150. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Top 10 Jackie Chan stunts

wtf? Jackie chan sucks compares to Jet lee. He might get damaged but jet lee is allot more skillful and smart. This guy's is more for humor then action. Also... While I'm at it. Chuck norris is overrated.
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-1 151. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Mario: Game Over

Funny. I've seen it already though.
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+6 152. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Woman overreacts when tapped on head

Ooook...? What retarded junk that was... What a waste of time.
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+2 153. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Pop-up alphabet book

Haha! You left out ƒ! Whats the point an ABC without ƒ? Its good for saying ƒuck/ƒucking!
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-6 154. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Happy Easter!

Yeah, I think it changes newspaper at end. Sick stuff though. You got to be sick in the head to laugh at this. Even though its fake.
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+1 155. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Crazy football fouls & fights

1:13 = Owned kick on referee
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0 156. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video The Swing Wing

It sucks but kids are stupid. And that song is soo... catchy. So, it ends up to make SOME people buy it.
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-3 157. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Case chase with surprising ending

What kind of retarded cr-p is this? Seesh. Its not even funny.
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-2 158. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Torturing chocolate bunnies

Chocolate tastes good but... Its very very unhealthy. So, Whats the point in eating it? Cause it tastes good. People always WANT chocolate but its not something someone NEEDS. So, Its quite stupid to smoke, Eat chocolate, drink beer, etc.
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+4 159. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video How to beat tight security

Mhmmm... Clubs suck.
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+3 160. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Loose wheel

Fake... No really... Its actually fake. Just like about everything on TV is...
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-5 161. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Happy Easter!

Freaking sick... You people are sick in the head to laugh at this. Go to the hospital...
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+2 162. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Bud Light: Las Vegas dude

Stupid...
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+1 163. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Hillary wasn't lying! Bosnia gunfire footage discovered

She is a lying bit-h... Which is nothing new. Who votes for this stupid failure?
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-5 164. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Aggressive in train

Gay... gayer...gayest.
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-2 165. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Evil Easter Bunny

Meh, Not that great. :|
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-3 166. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Predictions from 1930 about fashion in 2000

HAHAHA!!! They though the world was gonna end in Y2K... well thats the only one true. Its 2007 and it seems to be starting... of course people are retarded and don't give a shit and watch such useless junk... like this.
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0 167. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Can time slow down?

Nope... It can't go fast or slower. If your mind BELIEVES time is fast then it will FEEL faster and SEEM faster. But, In reality... it just going by as it normally does.

Like when you sleep your mind is so occupied that it doesn't notice time is going slow... and your mind just pretty much skips to morning.

Also, When you think its slow so you look at a clock(Bad idea)but it SEEMS to make time slower.

But, Time stays the same... There is fact and opinion. FACT is it is going as time does. Second by second... minute by minute butwhat your mind THINKS(But, Not really an opinion soo it just replaces opinion.)is different then FACT. The truth always wins to what some asshole THINKS.
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-8 168. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Baby can read at 17 months

Fake... They told the kid what to say. How sad... That there is such stupid people in this world that would ACTUALLY believe she can actually read it.
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-8 169. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Too detailed Line Rider

I can't believe someone can be so stupid as to waste time all such junk... Good job but what a waste. Do, Something useful with your time(i.e. work, family, etc)... Love the credits song. Even though is pretty perverted... it sounds so awesome and funny. XD
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+3 170. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video The perfect celebrity?

celebrity's suck. They are used to distract the public from actual matters such as War, Killings, The leaders of the world raping little boys... etc.. etc..
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+2 171. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Sweet kisses

That was retarded...
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0 172. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Powerwashing a 3 years old child

What is this junk? Is this what stupid American TV shows? piece of ---- of American Idol, Big Broth NINE/9 and THIS? Oh and... Micheal jack son, Britney spears and Paris Hilton.

While theres an f-ing war going on people ACTUALLY dying... And this is what a get? An excuse to have this kid end up with the child raping CPS? WTF??? This is ridiculous!!! This is pure junk.
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+1 173. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Toiletron

You fail... What a waste of time. :|
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-3 174. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Nike freestyle soccer

LOLScaryMoive!
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+1 175. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Chair flip

Nice. Its not fake. But, They sure as heck used something to make it land like that.
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+1 176. Noureddin commented 16 years ago on video Scary maze prank

O-L-D