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0 1. OnetimeX commented 9 years ago on video 86 year old woman enjoys GTA 4

Yeah but to be pretty honest she's not very good... :x
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-2 2. OnetimeX commented 9 years ago on video Singing puppies to sleep

Yeah right, as if somebody singing makes you fall asleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... :D >:) :x
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+2 3. OnetimeX commented 9 years ago on video Pain relief

I'm not afraid to admit it, i cried like a little girl when i watched this, but for good reason, i feel this same pain as i have recently lost not just a pet but a best friend. And like this guy my friend saved me from destruction too, a bad break up led me into thinking all sorts of dark things, but then i went to a customer's house (from my job) and his daughter's cat had just had kittens and he suggested i take one, and he changed my life!! I had a reason again, a reason to get up in a morning, a reason to come home at night, a reason to live!! So please don't mock this guy, it's nothing bad to have feelings, or if it is then lock me up, because i care too <3 :D >:) :x
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+5 4. OnetimeX commented 9 years ago on video Boating...

The boat speeding off itself was funny, and then the parachute came into view LMAO :D >:) :x
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+3 5. OnetimeX commented 9 years ago on video Smelt furnace explosion

He who smelt it dealt it >:)
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+2 6. OnetimeX commented 9 years ago on video Fake beggar bust.

Beats minimum wage :D >:) :x
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+9 7. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video man flipped out through sunroof

He crashed so hard his pants fell off?? :S :O >:)
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+1 8. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Luckiest dude in Russia

You think he was lucky, what about the camera man?? :P ;) >:)
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0 9. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video If You Are Bald You Need This

I wonder if it'd work on my girlfriend's cat, i misunderstood when she asked me to shave her.....no no, leave it, it's not that sort of website ;) :P >:)
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0 10. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Gas Station Design Fail

Just to round it up to 3 times: "Where's the Kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering Kaboom? :P :D >:)
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+51 11. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Adorable Hamster Gets Shot and Pretends to Be Dead

I reckon he gave it a heart attack and scared it to death with that noise, it made me jump anyway hahaha :) :P >:)
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+1 12. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Stray dog runs to Tibet with Chinese cyclists

Just as long as they don't eat him ;) :P >:)
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+2 13. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Old Man Hearing Music From His Era

I'm guessing there wasn't any Dubstep on that iPod then >:) >:) >:)
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+14 14. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Quadruplets

#1 I'd them too, now hopefully your is the same as my or we could be in trouble here >:)
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+3 15. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Black Bike Vol. 1

Well my paperboy certainly has earned his Christmas bonus this year ;) :D >:)
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0 16. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video The helicopter arrived

Wow!! In tents!!
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-5 17. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video 32 [S]Miles per Hour

#1 Ahh that's where you fail my friend, you're limiting yourself by using nature against you, grab the bull by the horns, do it!! DO IT!! >:) >:) >:)
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+6 18. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video LADA: best brakes in the world

I've taxed worse >:) >:) >:)
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+1 19. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Drift Wars 2

Is it right that i'm a little turned on right now?? >:) >:) >:)
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+20 20. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Kamikaze Pedestrians Compilation

I was always told look left and then right, these just look dumb >:) >:) >:)
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+1 21. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Arrow to the knee

My Grandfather used to grow his own fruit and vegetables, but then he took a marrow to the knee >:) >:) >:)
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+17 22. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video The One Minute Fly

Damn, that fly did more in 1 minute (well, 59secs) than i've done yet, and i'm ancient >:) >:) >:)
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+15 23. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video amazing street performer

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+8 24. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Don't mock the quadricycles

I bet i could beat him at reversing!! >:) >:) >:)
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+19 25. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video White stuff at Cleveleys

Awful stuff, i live there and it's oily and wrecks car paintwork and clothing, and don't even get me started on the smell!! Needless to say it didn't stop me having a jolly good afternoon in it >:) >:) >:)
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+8 26. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Pelicans and Flying Rays

My neighbour is called Ray and he's a pilot, but this isn't about him :P :D >:)
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+24 27. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video ELEVATOR FARTS

Anyone who doesn't find farts funny is a wrong one >:) >:) >:)
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+1 28. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Guiness stout thieve

Woah where did it go? Why wasn't she wearing underwear? And can i have the first can? >:) >:) >:)
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+9 29. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Sound of a reunite

Awww, i sooo wish i wasn't allergic to dogs!! My cat doesn't do this when i come home, he just scratches me, wants food and then goes back to sleep lol >:) >:) >:)
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+8 30. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Meanwhile in Qatar

#12 I was going to say what a bunch of arseholes :|
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+10 31. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Slippery stairs on russian subway

Well that's not very n-ice >:) >:) >:)
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+2 32. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Crazy Truck driver

So that's how they make milkshakes?? And did he take a sign out at 0:49?? >:) >:) >:)
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+11 33. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Britain's Got Talent Unseen - David Williams (dancer)

That's it kid, you carry on, just as long as it's on the other side of that door ;) :D >:)
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+14 34. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Brave Kitten!

#7 I'm with you on this mate, without even meaning to do it that dog could kill that kitten with a sneeze, :( :| :S
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-5 35. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video If classic games had DLC

I don't really have anything to say about this, you know those videos where you can't make your mind up if it's shit or not... :S :D >:)
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+8 36. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Dyson's DC29

I got a Dyson Ball Cleaner for Christmas, but i misunderstood what it was and ended in in hospital on Boxing Day >:) >:) >:)
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+5 37. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Smart couple loses a fortune

Baaahahahahahaaaa :D :D :D

Oh and P.S. What did you film this on?? A potato?? >:) >:) >:)
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+8 38. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Russian Parkour

I was going to say that he's not that steady on his feet, and then the last part of this vid confirmed it!! Hopefully soon we WON'T be watching his final video on Liveleak >:) >:) >:)
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+1 39. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video MTB trip in Austria

#1 You have a donkey that rides a mountain bike?? :P :D >:)
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+3 40. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video this is how you drive in the wet

OMG!!! You just shouldn't be able to drive that fast in the wet :O :D >:)
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-1 41. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Capturing footage at the speed of light

I tried to watch this 5 times but fell asleep every time :| :O O:)
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+3 42. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Demolition man

Started off as a silo and ended up so low >:) >:) >:)
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+2 43. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Drunk Walking With Style

You know you're drunk when you fall over when you're already sat on the ground >:) >:) >:)
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+3 44. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video would he survive the electric chair?

Funniest part for me was 'My friend touched the fence with the machine and was immediately slammed to the ground by an electric shock, but when i touched it...' hahaha >:) >:) >:)
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+13 45. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Pretend fight gone...

I think all the chewing gum stuck underneath would've acted a bit like an airbag though >:) >:) >:)
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+9 46. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Moments with Baxter

Damn you Snotr, you made me cry :'( ;) >:)
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+1 47. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Sportsmanship

I wondered when he was just going to stop running ;) :) >:)
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+4 48. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Bboy Lil crabe

I'm just wondering why there's a door to nowhere on that back wall :P :D >:)
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+14 49. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Ninja Squirrel vs. Stoners

Vids like this make me soooo proud to be a fellow stoner >:) >:) >:)
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+1 50. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video NEW World Record Longest Headed Goal

Shocking!! Absolutely shocking!! A Goalkeeper wearing pink?!?! :* :P >:)
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+7 51. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Hockey Player Pays Painful Price For Hug

I think he should just get the puck out of there!!! >:) >:) >:)
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+3 52. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Sarah Lezito - Female Streetbike Freestyler

I'll bet all females are ace on bikes, it's a default thing but it's a skill 99% of them don't even know they have! That's the reason women can't drive cars for s**t!!! :P :D >:)
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+18 53. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video How to break up the party of someone

He'll have great summer teeth after that!! Summer here, summer there, summer on the floor and he swallowed summer the others >:) >:) >:)
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+1 54. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Ford Focus 120mph (193km/h) Crash Test

Imagine the Focus being a fly as it hits your windscreen >:) >:) >:)
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+5 55. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Polly Want a Shot?

Wow the one at 0:33 is wasted >:) >:) >:)
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+3 56. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Park Like a Boss

#11 I'd probably have to wipe my arse after that >:) >:) >:)
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+6 57. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video 600lbs Sumo Vs 169lbs MMA Fighter

To the tune of Blockbuster: He'll eat your pies, he'll tell you lies, you wouldn't believe that fat b*****d's size!! His massive gut, it's 40 foot, it goes dark when he walks in the pub!! Has anyone seen him eat? He's never seen his feet, the fat b*****d!!! >:) >:) >:)
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+1 58. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Supercar Crashes

I've got a Daewoo Matiz for sale if any of these guys are looking for a more suitable replacement >:) >:) >:)
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+30 59. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Meanwhile, in Russia

Optimus Prime's let himself go a bit >:) >:) >:)
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+10 60. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Parachute fail , wingsuit saves him

Epic bellyflop :O :S >:)
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-1 61. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Time for a Monkey bath

Awwww, i want one....Dear Santa, if i'm really really good from now..... >:) >:) >:)
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+51 62. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Crazy man jumps over Lamborghini

Crazy guy in Lambo drives under hooded man >:) >:) >:)
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+1 63. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video World's fastest skip rope

#18 Wasn't Knee High a boy?? I think that's So Tai Knee on this vid >:) >:) >:)
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+22 64. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video World's fastest skip rope

#3 Poor her, only 30secs??? ;) >:) >:)
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+20 65. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Close boat collision

Handbrake turn in a yacht?? >:) >:) >:)
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+14 66. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Whale Motor boat

Anyone else want to lean over and stick their finger in the hole?? No?? Just me then?? >:) >:) >:)
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+2 67. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Ride the bowl with a Vespa

It's all smiles and giggles now but the one time he gets it wrong, with no helmet on, and he'll spend the rest of his life sat dribbling in a wheelchair thinking about monster trucks :O :P >:)
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+4 68. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video What Happens When You Drop a Slinky

A Slinky a Slinky, everyone loves a Slinky >:) >:) >:)
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+54 69. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video bikers in a cinema

Thanks for the beer, you got any spare underwear?? >:) >:) >:)
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+5 70. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video The Minigun

My great uncle Vladimir was scuba diving in that lake, i hope you're proud Boris!! :P :x >:)
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+6 71. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Face-Off With a Deadly Predator

I love penguins, the chocolate biscuit ones in the wrapper with the really bad joke, not real ones, i'm not crazy or anything... >:) >:) >:)
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+10 72. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Snow man scare prank gone wrong

This guy needs locking up!! First reaction is to punch something/one that scares him? I'm just glad i never went trick or treating at his house :O :| >:)
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+2 73. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Incredible Mini Golf shots

Sorry but i thought this video was shit!!! :| :| :|
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-6 74. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Huge slip and slide

I think too big a comment here could spoil it so i'm just gonna say Awesome vid >:) >:) >:)
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+3 75. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Girl gets bionic fingers

It won't be as bad now because if people start making fun of her she can flip them the middle finger and then walk away with a smile :D Big thumbs up SNOTR >:) >:) >:)
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+2 76. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Rhythm Girl

I wish i could multi-task like that, i can do the cups and the singing seperately but together?? No way lol!! I bet she's really good at doing that thing where you pat your head and rub your belly >:) >:) >:)
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+13 77. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Sleeping Dog Falls From The Couch

That's definately a fat person's laugh >:) >:) >:)
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+8 78. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Yet another ownage complilation

Always funny, but most of these are so old even Confucious is thinking "Again??" >:) >:) >:)
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+3 79. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Frankie the cat in mourning

He went to touch his toes but then his back went >:) >:) >:)
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+24 80. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Do you smoke ?

We have a word in the UK for people like that...Bellends!! :S :| >:)
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+15 81. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Bird... like a boss

Ah, the old 'superglue on the wipers' trick, gets them everytime >:) >:) >:)
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+28 82. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video What not to do when your little brother annoys you

He ended up with a Black i >:) >:) >:)
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+5 83. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Mosquitos Sucking Blood

Om nom nom SPLAT!!! Seriously though dude, WTH?? :S :D >:)
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+1 84. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Dude Visits The Tattoo Artist

Combo removes latex mask... "I AM WAFFLEPWN!! Muhahahahaa!!!" >:) >:) >:)
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+13 85. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Dude Visits The Tattoo Artist

I'm not a violent person usually but this little **** would be going to sleep early today :S
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+51 86. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Effects of a woman in a short skirt ...

He crashed when he realised it was a ladyboy >:) >:) >:)
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0 87. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Bmx rope swing

All well until one day when that branch snaps >:) >:) >:)
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+2 88. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Hit by two cars

#5 A female deer? >:)
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-2 89. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video To smile or to sleep?

She's struggling to hold her head up like this guy >:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPvIsHNxUEc&feature=share
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+4 90. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Carp attack

Hmmmm, something fishy going on here... >:) >:) >:)
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+12 91. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Martin Jetpack 5000ft flight

Dear Santa Claus, if i'm good from till till Christmas, and i mean really good... >:) >:) >:)
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+2 92. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Cat boxes dog face

This vid sounds great with this as the soundtrack haha >:) >:) >:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vimZj8HW0Kg&ob=av3e
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+11 93. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video One lucky squirrel!

If it'd been a Caparo T1 that poor squirrel would be twins now >:) >:) >:)
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+4 94. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Girls Fail Compilation 3

Big man at 3:38 :S
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+2 95. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Somewhere in Thailand ...

The guy is yellow is getting his ass whupped haha >:) >:) >:)
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+47 96. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Lion takes a nap

It seems that they were both lion down >:) >:) >:)
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0 97. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Barn owl and cat play together

And maybe one day the Owl and the Cat will eat together...well, i say together, the owl will be there, not neccesarily as a guest >:) >:) >:)
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-2 98. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Aris Basketball Fans

I just hope they didn't have to return any items they bought recently, 'Have you got the reciept?? Erm...' >:) >:) >:)
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+33 99. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Kid playing with bug in his mouth

And that's not at all freaky... >:) >:) >:)
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+2 100. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Baby DJ Performs On The Street

Awesome!! I'm wetting myself at 'his' leg hahaha :D :D >:)
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+7 101. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Where are you going?

And that's why i smoke bud :O :P >:)
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+13 102. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Angry Man With No Arms Destroys Hotel Lobby

He seemed quite 'armless when he first walked in >:) >:) >:)
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+41 103. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Dont mess with the wrong people

You got knocked the f**k out!!! >:) >:) >:)
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+1 104. OnetimeX commented 10 years ago on video Disappearing car prank.

That would've had me fooled too, it looks sooo realistic :P :D >:)
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+21 105. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Horse Kicks Cameraman In The Head

I don't see the problem, the horse was just showing him his lucky horseshoe >:) >:) >:)
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-1 106. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Tornado caught on home CCTV camera

The same thing goes on in my belly after i've eaten Chilli :O :S :(
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+2 107. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Cat Beats Itself Up

Nothing wrong with Schizophrenia, you're never lonely >:) >:) >:)
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+6 108. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Boy rides his bicycle across America

#2 I was wondering who filmed him, i never thought of it like that lmao ;) :D >:)
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+30 109. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Batman Gets The Shit Kicked Out Of Him

Could've been worse, the guy in white could've ended up Robin' Batman >:) >:) >:)
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+2 110. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Extremely Tired Seal

#8 Yeah very similar, same ball park lol :D :D :D
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+2 111. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Science Bob's Crazy Experiment

Thank you Science Bob, now, where's my funnel?? >:) >:) >:)
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+8 112. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Extremely Tired Seal

There's a joke about an Eskimo, a broken down car and a seal in here somewhere, i won't go there though, it's a family site lol :P :D >:)
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+6 113. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Robot Boys 2050

Erm...... :S
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+4 114. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Running Through A Tornado

Was anybody else waiting for it to change direction and throw that little kid 37 feet in the air?? ;) :P >:)
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+9 115. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Floating fire ant raft pushed down on the surface of water

#5 Haha, fire ant shoes lol :D >:)
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+6 116. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Crazy Biker

Just a shame he forgot my Pizza, it didn't take him long to go back and get it though :P >:) :D
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+3 117. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video This Penguin loves being tickled

Dear Santa, if i'm good from now till Xmas can i have a penguin?? >:) >:) >:)
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+3 118. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Back Flip Penalty

The keeper came off his line before the ball was struck, do it again, DO IT AGAIN!!! >:) >:) >:)
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+3 119. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Man swims with 17foot / 5m Crocodile

52yr old Chito, or as the locals will soon be calling him, Crocodile sh*t :O :P >:)
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+5 120. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Awesome Ping Pong Shot

Thumbs up if you watched this 5 times or more and still don't know wtf just happened lol >:) >:) >:)
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+6 121. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Drunk painter

You wanna see the state of his plastering >:) >:) >:)
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+28 122. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Shotover Jet - 'The World's Most Exciting Jet Boat Ride'

Looks awesome, but so many moist peeps and broken bones if it all goes a bit Pete Tong :S :P >:)
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+63 123. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Smart Dog

Not that smart, she left the fridge door open >:) >:) >:)
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+3 124. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Russian fake motorcycle

Nice bike, smokes a bit though, is it a turbo diesel? >:)
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+4 125. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Gallium spoon melting

Yeah but what you don't see is him off camera rolling around on the floor with 2 melted fingers, he just managed to press stop (with his thumb ;)) before the screams of agony >:) >:) >:)
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+5 126. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Turtle Break Dance

Maybe it can't feel the brush at all, maybe it just really really likes Benny Benassi's Satisfaction >:) >:) >:)
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+9 127. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Ski Lift Fail

#5 A bit rough?? It nearly ripped his testi-satchel clean off lol :P :D >:)
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+28 128. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Chinese Toddlers Play On Big Guitars

They're actually fully grown adults, the guitars are massive >:) >:) >:)
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+12 129. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Peek-a-boo

If you stare at his eyes for the full length of this video and then look away and stare at a wall guess what you can see?

Ok so it's still a wall, cool bird though >:) >:) >:)
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-1 130. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video huge motorcycle crash

And it's a 5.9 from the judges (would've been a 6.0 but your landing was awful) >:) >:) >:)
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+7 131. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Chelles Battle Pro 2011 OFFICIAL RECAP

The best part was between 0:00 and 2:45 >:) >:) >:)
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+16 132. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Dog takes a bike ride with his owner

His passenger looks a bit ruff >:) >:) >:)
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0 133. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Awesome street performer

#20 Better live though ;) :D >:)
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+5 134. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Awesome street performer

See guys, be patient, never moan about 'Not getting my submitted videos videos, wahh wahh :'( :'( ' , just be patient and if your video is something a bit special and not just a badger sneezing then maybe, just maybe you might be a winner *enters smug mode* :D :D :D

Thank you SNOTR, my work here is done :x
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+14 135. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video The smallest aquarium in the world

Those fish are about the same size as the ones you get at my fish & chip shop, "Portion of micro chips as well please love" >:) >:) >:)
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+18 136. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Wedding on the beach

Niko Bellic has the same outfit :P
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+12 137. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Mad aligator

A friend of mine used to stick his right hand in an aligator's mouth...we call him Lefty now >:) >:) >:)
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+1 138. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video The purrfect piano player

I thought it was gonna play Chopsticks at 0:39 >:) >:) >:)
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-5 139. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video 320,000 Firecracker Salute

Uncle George was a very strange man :S :P >:)
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0 140. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video The lost tribes of NYC

Erm.......*puts spliff down*..... :O :S >:)
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-9 141. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Naughty dolphin

You wanna see what it did to the man in the next clip :O :S >:)
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-6 142. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Awesome Truck

8 balls and a truck the size of a house sized horse eating whale's home, get the truck outa here!!! >:) >:) >:)
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+13 143. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Scary little girl in a hotel corridor

Wow i thought that last woman was gonna smack her like this

http://www.snotr.com/video/6819/Maze_game_reaction

:O ;) >:)
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+25 144. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Cuddling With A Cheetah

I hope she isn't looking for a relationship with this cat, once a cheetah always a cheetah >:) >:) >:)
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+31 145. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Maine Coon Kitten

Ladies and Gentlemen, i bring you......THE MOST ANNOYING MUSIC TO A VIDEO EVER!!! :O ;) >:)
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+19 146. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Microwaving An Egg

?How do you like your eggs in the mornin'?

I like mine in little bits all over my face... >:) >:) >:)
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+10 147. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video A what?

#(removed comment) How many do you know?? :O :S >:)
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+2 148. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Camera catches car falling from third floor parking lot

Wow, down votes for my comment?? Title says car falling from third floor parking lot, not car driven off third floor parking lot, i just meant it looked like it rolled off :'(
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+3 149. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Funny Bicycle Antics

Perfect vid for 12.20am, mucho giggles :x :x :x
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0 150. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Camera catches car falling from third floor parking lot

#2 That's what i thought, Wow that's bad....and then somebody got out!?!? :O :O :O
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+1 151. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video German soccer fans

They're all going to a 70's Disco revival night, i think they may just have the wrong sort of flares >:) >:) >:)
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+7 152. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Meanwhile, in Norway..

I like him, not sure i'd sit next to him on the bus though :S ;) >:)
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+1 153. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video 26 People in a Mini Cooper

They'd have got 1 more in if they opened the glovebox >:) >:) >:)
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-3 154. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Drum and Bass

Nice!! This guy was a bit better though ;)

http://www.snotr.com/video/2791/Street_drummer
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0 155. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Curiosity (almost) killed the cameraman

I shit my pants and i was only watching :O :O :O
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+76 156. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Tiburon in a school of fish

I have the same effect when i go shopping, damn you cheap deodorant!! >:) >:) >:)
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+24 157. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Salting the road Russian style

From this day on i shall never moan about my own job ever again, it doesn't seem as bad now >:) >:) >:)
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+4 158. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Delicious Smoke Bomb!

I don't mean to to sound ungrateful but that was a s**t smokebomb!! :S :P >:)
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+7 159. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Parking in Moscow

Yes but which was the most fun to park >:)
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+21 160. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Polar bear in love..

At 0:54 she's thinking 'Well if you ain't interested i'll sort myself out' :O :O :O
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+21 161. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Frozen car in Brooklyn

N-ice car :P :P :P
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+22 162. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Red Red Wine

All of you, stop wine-ing!! :P :P :P
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+9 163. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video I've never needed a machine.

I bought one of those remote fartbox things off eBay when i was drunk, best £4.99 i ever spent :D :D :D
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+1 164. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Tourist Swarmed By Monkeys

I don't like monkeys, they scare me, i would've been touching cloth :(|) :(|) :(|)
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+3 165. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Torstein Horgmo Triple Cork

I must admit, i thought a triple cork was a really tricky wine bottle :x :x :x
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-1 166. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Amazing fingerboarding commercial

Mute button anyone??? :x
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-1 167. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Dog Lives With Leopard. And Piglet.

I wanna be all cutesy about this but does it seem wrong somehow to anybody else?? >:)
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0 168. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Thousands of fishermen empty lake in minutes

Next week: Spud peeling madness for some chips to go wit all that damn fish >:) >:) >:)
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+8 169. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Rare Siberian Tiger walks public road in Russia

#14 I was thinking the same thing, manual windows don't wind up that fast lol, luckily for them (but unlucky for that poor tiger) it didn't look like it had any energy left!! :(
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+9 170. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Fake Punt

I don't really understand what just happened... :x
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+1 171. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Drift Wars

-5 for liking an awesome vid?? :'(
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-9 172. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Drift Wars

Best vid on Snotr ever, FACT :O :O :O
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+10 173. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Bruce treats a broken antler

Mmmmmmm, Reindeer smoothie >:) >:) >:)
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+2 174. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Water Boy

Dunno about you guys but this makes me need to pee so bad >:) >:) >:)
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+2 175. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Bodybuilders fails

Weight a minute...get it, wait weight...No?? TAXIIIII >:) >:) >:)
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+5 176. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Transforming a House Into Firewood

Title should read: John's attempt to light his own fart goes disasterously wrong >:) >:) >:)
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+1 177. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Squirrel adopted by cat

I wonder how bad squirrel pee smells?? :x :x :x
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-1 178. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Penguin Farts In Water

Not sure why the other penguin swam away, underwater farts don't smell till the bubbles pop >:) >:) >:)
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0 179. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Cat enjoying dinner

Well you know what they say about big hands...

that cats gloves must be huge :O :O :O
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+6 180. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Time for another car.

Oh, so it obviously wasn't Heather Mills he pulled then... :P :P :P
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+4 181. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Gimme a hug

It just makes you wonder how he managed to fit those massive balls into that tight wetsuit!! :O :O :O
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+2 182. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Clowns vs Police

Well, i like it, it made me watch it till the end, didn't have a clue what was going on, and i'm sat here watching it again to see if i passed out for a few seconds and missed some clue lol!! 10/10 :D :D :D
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+12 183. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video One Hell of a Hockey Hit

Well it's times like this that make me glad i'm good at chess!! :O :O :O
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+58 184. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Closer look

Let's just say this wasn't so funny when i did it at the old folks home >:) >:) >:)
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+6 185. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Dogs are Awesome TOO

Awesome video, and who didn't spit coffee all over there monitor at the dog riding a bike :D :D :D
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+7 186. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video 80 lb. Piranha

One downside, there'll be no room on my plate for any giant chips :D :D :D
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+3 187. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Mackensi Emory 2010 Sampler

She's not Damien Walters sister is she?? Awesome vid :D :D :D
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+15 188. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Shark kills seals

OM NOM NOM!!! Nice heart-warming vid for first thing in the morning, although to be honest i was more scared of the music :D :D :D
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+3 189. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Fake poop.

20secs And as a bonus, it even feels real...

Now, come on, be honest, who here actually knows what their poo feels like?? :D :D :D
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+5 190. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Canal Surfing

I call fake!! He looks at the side at 14secs and then the actual bridge at 17secs, did LMAO at the noise when his head 'hit' the bridge though :D :D :D
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+21 191. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Parrot Annoys Kitty

He got hit so hard a piece of seed or an eye or something gets knocked right out of him at 30secs :D :D :D
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+3 192. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video LES TWINS - World of the Dance 2010

Track lists: 1 Beyonce - Halo 2 Michael Jackson/Fugees remix 3 Caleb Mak - The Joker 4 Fabolous - You be killin' 'em 5 Drake ft Nicki Minaj - Up all night 6 Edit - Mop Head :) :) :)
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-2 193. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Author Sucked Through Drain Pipe

Oh!!! I must've mis-read the title, not what i was expecting at all!! Mind you, it is a family site :P :P :P
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+4 194. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Ant Hurricane

Where's a hungry ant-eater when you need one?? >:) >:) >:)
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+14 195. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video I Am Lightning Man

Shocki....no i'll leave it for someone else >:) >:) >:)
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+10 196. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video World's Biggest Yacht

#12 Aww i hoped it was something more powerful, i had images of a proper full on laser zapping an evil papp leaving nothing but a pair of smoking shoes and the camera spinning round on the floor like the number plate off Back to the Future lol >:) >:) >:)
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+55 197. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Low over - A340 at Schipol (Amsterdam)

I was gonna say the same thing >:) >:) >:)
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+2 198. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Hilarious Co-Driver

Deffo Irish, i know the accent too well, i work with a guy from Ireland and for a second i thought it might actually have been him co-driving (Sorry Mick if you're reading this but it's true, wash your mouth out with soap lolz) >:) >:) >:)
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+1 199. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video kick his ask!

Everybody seems to be getting their ask kicked recently, where's the love gone people?? >:) >:) >:)
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+13 200. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Tortoise Bullies Cats

#7 Well spotted lmao, i wonder if i'm the only one who went back and checked?? >:)
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+10 201. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video guy fails jumping over car miserably

Wasn't exactly a 'Flawless Victory' though was it >:) >:) >:)
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+6 202. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Car Jump Championships

Kudos to the guy in the Transit van >:) >:)
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+9 203. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Weird cat

#13 Then why watch a video that is quite obviously about a cat??? :S
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+10 204. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Line Drive Homer Nails Fan in the Head

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! I just fell off my chair laughing, 10/10 Snotr >:) >:) >:)
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-15 205. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Predicting the future in 1964.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :O
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+3 206. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Try not to laugh

Wow who made this song, it's awesome and i've never heard it before :P
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-2 207. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Washing a Lion in Iran

How many of you are looking at this video just coz you thought you'd read the title wrong >:) >:) >:)
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+4 208. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Stage Dive...you did it..

Failblog strikes again :|
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+12 209. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video The History of Weed

2010 It's got me high as giraffe eyebrows >:)
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-1 210. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video What is Tricking ?

It's not what i thought 'Tricking' was >:)
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+17 211. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video 911 call for math

OK??? But what IS 16 minus 8??? I think i worked out 5 - 5, is it 7?? >:)
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+34 212. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Real Mens Toiletpaper

But on a positive note, i can't see myself accidently poking my finger thru THIS paper >:)
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+7 213. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Queue to the first McDonald's in Soviet Russia

Loads of fat Russians walking the streets now, oh well, at least it soaks up all that vodka >:)
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+31 214. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Woman Lives With 130 Cats

I bet it reeks of pee in there though :S ;) :D
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+3 215. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Horse playing with a ball.

At first i thought it was Ruud Van Nistelroy training for a big match >:)
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+11 216. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Watching The Sun Shoot Solar Flares

So you're all saying sunglasses would be useless then?? >:)
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+22 217. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Pacific Sun Cruise liner in very heavy seas

It's the woman at 45secs who slams into the pillar i felt the most sorry for (ok ok, laughed at the most :P)
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0 218. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Chinese traffic accident compilation

Confucious say, "Ouch!!" >:)
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+17 219. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Fast wedding

Must be subliminal messages, i really want a beer now?? :P
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+1 220. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Motorcycles and their brand name

What a bellend!!! Sorry but it's true (only coz he missed out Ducati hahaha ;) )
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+8 221. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Useless Nosey Neighbors

What if he beat his wife against the drum???
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+12 222. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Kid from Hell

To quote Russell Peters, "And this is why parents should beat their kids" :D
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-3 223. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Load Fail

Wow, yet another failblog video!! *yawns* :S
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+3 224. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Expensive Car Crash

#10 If i remember right this was on a Gumball Rally and the car had a camouflage paint job :D
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+58 225. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Buried alive prank

So he didn't wake up from being dragged onto the table but he woke up after a couple of bangs on the top of the box??? :S
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0 226. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video heavy rain in omen

I bet they've still got a hosepipe ban too >:) >:) >:)
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+3 227. OnetimeX commented 11 years ago on video Guess what that commercial is about

#17 But WTF was Hurley off 'Lost' doing at 4:11 on that link??? >:) >:) >:)
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+7 228. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Fire Tornado

Day 3 of the big camping trip: Johnnys beer fueled attempt to light his own fart goes disasterously wrong >:) >:) >:)
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+2 229. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Eric Teboul - Rocket Bike

If only they gave a couple of these to Dominos Pizza delivery peeps, mine might actually still be hot by the time i got it >:) >:) >:)
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+40 230. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video ultimate wheelchair

He needs to be careful on that thing, he'll end up in a wheelchair.......Oh, wait a minute >:) >:) >:)
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+2 231. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Tornado during a football match in japan

Sorry, my bad!! I should really stay off the chilli the day before a game >:) >:) >:)
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+3 232. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Crowd goes airborn

I'm with #15 and #17 on this too, bit shocking for first thing in the morning :O :S :( :'(
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+3 233. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Russell Peters

I watch the full vid of this on Youtube, funniest thing i saw in a long time >:) >:) >:)
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0 234. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Michael Jackson's Moonwalker

What is that little boy doing to MJ at 39sec?? Looks a bit suspect >:) >:) >:)
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+1 235. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Quick thinking adult saves playing kid from fall.

#6 I was gonna say the same but i scrolled down and you beat me hahahaha, i was screaming at the monitor "Why didn't the people behind do anything? How can they not see him?" I salute you sir >:) >:) >:)
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+24 236. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Talk about stealing the show :P

That drummer dude is freakin' awesome :D :D :D
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-5 237. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video World's best birthday surprise party.

Ooh wah ooh wah...Anyway, as i was saying, do you go anywhere near the Station? >:) >:) >:)
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+4 238. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Octopus vs Shark

Next week: Giant Octopus vs Chuck Norris!! >:) >:) >:)
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+4 239. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Soccer Ball K.O.

Anyone else watching what his leg does more than the actual knockout?? Ouch, dats gotta hoit!!! >:) >:) >:)
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+4 240. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video bobtrack downhill skateboarding

Well done skater dude, but a big round of applause for the guy on the 3speed mountain bike peddaling like a mad man one handed holding a camera >:) >:) >:)
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+2 241. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Runaway street saw slices into side of house in Lorain

He came, he saw, he pretended he never saw, he went home :P

Could've been so much worse, thank the lord nobody was hurt >:) >:) >:)
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+5 242. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Cute Golf Juggling Girls

I think after studying this vid(ok watching repeatedly) i may have to dig my 1 wood out *drools* >:) >:) >:)
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+14 243. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Cat Using an iPad

"You're a smart cat buddy"???? Didn't manage to talk you out of buying an iPad though did it >:) >:) >:)
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+1 244. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Fry an Egg

He just showed us a new and eggciting way to fry an egg...

cool vid >:) >:) >:)
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-2 245. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Polish car tuning

Or KURWA as our eastern european friends will tell us ;) ;) ;)
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-3 246. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Did Not See The Car !

Rough translation for you:

Ee ant even seen it!!! Ee ant azzy???

He hasn't even seen it!!! He hasn't has he???

>:) >:) >:)
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+2 247. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Forehead Tittaes

I'm off to my shed to whip up some 'Neck Butt Cheeks' so we don't stare at their ass >:) >:) >:)
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-1 248. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video The homemade flying hovercraft

I bet it's a bit chilly at 30000feet though >:) >:) >:)
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+3 249. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Crane Fail

No #11 and #13 i mean the thing that fires out of it >:) >:) >:)
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+6 250. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Crane Fail

What happened in the bottom right corner at #19secs :O :O :O
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-11 251. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Bad toilet day

Yeah coz i often go for a crap with my pants still pulled up...

i call fake >:) >:) >:)
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0 252. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Babies and fathers

Wow you must be such a hero #9 ;)
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+5 253. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Curious

Funny wherever it's from, made me laugh anyway >:) >:) >:)
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+4 254. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video How not to make a turn

Lift off oversteer, i did it in my bosses Mercedes, slightly too fast into a corner and then just let off the gas, i went full on sideways at about 75mph!! Hairy when it happens, but his error was that he slammed his brakes on as it went sideways >:)
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+19 255. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Turn your head

You miserable bunch of ungrateful turnips :P

Nice cheerful vid, made me laugh anyway even if it is a bit old >:) >:) >:)
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+4 256. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Bear Grylls eats elephant shit

Yeah but i bet his breath fookin' stinks >:) >:) >:)
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+5 257. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Undeleted Sheriff Video

Wow!!! For a second there i thought i was gonna fall asleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........

>:) >:) >:)
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-2 258. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Squirrel Fight

See, i like squirrels, but i also like squirrels, only one thing for it......FIGHT!!!! >:) >:) >:)
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+5 259. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Fishing with Spider Web and Kite

Wow, not only can you surf the web, but you can now catch fish with it!! >:) >:) >:)
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+5 260. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Mystery solved!

Good question #5 , and it comes out of the front??? >:) >:) >:)
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+18 261. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Buttered shower floor

Epic faceplant >:) >:) >:)

But seriously, pranks are cool n shit but that could've gone so wrong, still funny though >:)
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+1 262. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Dog rescue in a Swiss lake

CHKK CHKK BOOM, CHKK CHKK BOOM!!!........Problem solved >:) >:) >:)
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+30 263. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Getting thru a traffic jam

What's car's the guy in who got hit, a Volvo?? It hardly even moved >:) >:) >:)
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+92 264. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Annoyed with the cleaner

That's just SHOCKING!!! Not a bright SPARK is he??? I wonder WATT his CURRENT occupation is now??? I'm sorry for the crap jokes, don't VOLT my comment down >:) >:) >:)
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-7 265. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Watch cat

Kinda disapointed the bear didn't grab hold of the cat and bite its head off like a JellyBaby >:) >:) >:)
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+2 266. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Terje Håkonsen - norwegian snowboarder

Proper Video, this is what SNOTR is truly about >:) >:) >:)
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+68 267. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Thirsty Cow

I believe Marilyn Manson can do something similar >:) >:) >:)
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+3 268. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Racing In Slow Motion II

Does.....this.....mean.....we.....have.....to.....comment.....slowly.....too.....??? :P

Awesome video >:) >:) >:)
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+4 269. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Train vs. Tornado

So many voted down comments, sorry to say but i think somebody never got many hugs when they were wee :( :( :(
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+38 270. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Honda CBR 1000RR Fireblade

Not bad, at least my pizza would still be warm >:) >:) >:)
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-3 271. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Train vs. Tornado

It was Chuck Norris holding the camera #3 >:) >:) >:)

Who else thought that fuel tanker that came plowing in at :40 was gonna blow???? :D
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+1 272. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video The Most Useless Machine Ever

ps I'm a big fan of SNOTR sluuurrp sluuurp :P

Is it just me or are these jokers worse then 'F*rst' posters?? >:) >:) >:)
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-2 273. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Rastafari in elevator

Remi Gay-lad???? Better at kicking balls at/in/through stuff but as a comedy guy?? :S :S :S
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+1 274. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Frankenstein vs. D'artangan

Lillylollylilly aka Redcarthief??? A previous arse from the SNOTR Archives of Commenting Arses??? :S
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+9 275. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Policeman faces death

Bitch-slap at 1:06 >:) >:) >:)
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-2 276. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Smart-ass spelling bee winner

I think it's spelt G-E-E-K >:) >:) >:)

Sorry SNOTR but i found it hard to stay awake during this clip, i still love you though :P
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+6 277. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Blind kid playing piano

It's true, talent of the best sort has no boundaries :D
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+4 278. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video How not to release a leopard

Redcarthief you're a fucking idiot, what's up?? Did mummy not cuddle you when you were younger??? :S
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+4 279. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Paper parkour

Redcarthief is an arse, simples :|

Cool vid uploader >:) >:) >:)
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+1 280. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Rooster says "hello"

Rooster belch >:) >:) >:)
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+5 281. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video The Burj Dubai finally opens

Imagine being at the top and you wanna leave, but suddenly a "Lift out of order" sign appears >:) >:) >:)
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+1 282. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Jet boat crashes

Wasn't the 3rd one (the yellow boat) a bit pants >:) >:) >:)
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+1 283. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Drifting Idiots

Yeah that looks like fun :S :S :S

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tbIbC9b2OM

One question......Why???
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+7 284. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video 2-wheel driving world record

Nice one Snotr, you had me fooled until the end, why i oughta!!! >:) >:) >:)
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+2 285. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Jet Boat Crash

Wow the geezer in the orange shirt at the end nearly lost an eyebrow!!! >:) >:) >:)

Awesome video, damn no thumbs up smiley :D
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+5 286. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Crazy Pilot

Cool vid :D Bet you can't do it #4 >:) >:) >:)
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+4 287. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Huge jellyfish

Hey #(removed comment) i've looked at your link, very informative, just one small thing i noticed........THAT AIN'T NO F*CKING JELLYFISH!!!! >:) >:) >:)
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+4 288. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Fireworks as seen from a RC plane

I thought it was a repost, but wasn't the other one on a beach?? (would look but don't care enough to ;)) Either way this is an awesome vid with proper music!! >:) >:) >:)
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+1 289. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video My Heart Will Go On performed on flute

I think the joke is that it's meant to be shite, i personally was laughing so much a little pee came out, especially the key change later on :D :D :D
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+3 290. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Porsche GT3 173 mph

I'm gonna get ripped for this, but nice driving (even at :59), and yes it was a bit iresponsible to drive like that on public roads with traffic but i was sticking my thumb up at the end too >:) >:) >:)

But seriously, bad bad Porsche driver, go and stand in the corner and think about what you just did, buy a Daewoo and slow the f*ck down O:)
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+7 291. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video I live in a Dodge Truck

You wanna see the size of the speedboat he tows on the back of it!!! >:) >:)
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+19 292. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Is Mom Santa?

Well at least they never found Dad's gimp mask >:) >:) >:)
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+4 293. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Nike Advertising Parody

Pahh!!! You think that's bad, you wanna see the Adidas advert!! It has old ladies on fire and monkeys being shaved!!! :D :D :D
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+1 294. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Truck drifting

Could be a viral Ad for Yorkie bars!!

Yorkie, it's not for girls >:) >:) >:)
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+6 295. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video How to Catch Thiefs

#8 Enter Neo from the Matrix :D :D :D
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+1 296. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Fat guy jumping on to ice

#23 Well how would you describe him then?? 'Rotund gentleman'?? :P
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+35 297. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video How to Catch Thiefs

I like the way the guy who threw the bike walks over to them but gives it legs when they both get up :D :D :D
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+6 298. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Rollerblading

Oh i don't know, watching this video was pretty hard too :S

erm, props to the uploader??? :P
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0 299. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Godzilla vs. Statue of Liberty

They are still funny, maybe that was just a not as funny one, prove me wrong somebody haha!! Still think the Neo vs Luke Skywalker one was the best one :D :D :D
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+17 300. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Frodo Baggins vs. Harry Potter

These are so funny, man i gotta stop smoking this stuff >:) >:) >:)
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+2 301. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Speed III

Pop quiz hotshot, there's a knob on the bus going the wrong way, what would you do?? WHAT WOULD YOU DO??? >:) >:) >:)

They say big vehicles are compensating for a small penis, this guy must have a tallywacker like a 3rd nipple :D :D :D
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+2 302. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Cat Tape Experiments

#10 #21 and #25, I take it you are one of these 'unfunny things'??
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-2 303. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Chicken beatbox

Peeps!!! Don't watch this video!!! It will make you eat chicken!!! I think it's a hidden subliminal message from K.F.C. >:) >:) >:)
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+22 304. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Dog foils robbery attempt

I spy a fake, he reaches quite far over the counter :O

If i'm wrong then my bad but it doesn't seem right to me :S
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-8 305. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Tape measure master

Reminds me of the last time i measured my 'Soldier' >:)
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+37 306. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Cat Tape Experiments

I see Stephen Hawking is keeping himself busy these days >:)
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+1 307. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Ford Fiesta presentation fail

#12 Yeah i think so, probably half drunk again :D :D :D
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+3 308. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Jack Bauer Interrogates Santa Claus

This is fantastic, i watched it 5 times >:) >:) >:)

Merry Christmas everyone, have a good one :D :D :D
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-3 309. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Smack Me On The Head With A Shovel!

Haha #4, nice one :D :D :D
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-2 310. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Yummy McDonalds crap

It was a mystery to me too, i double posted and i went to write a third post to apologise and edited my second post without realising ;)
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+24 311. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Yummy McDonalds crap

They're eaten and pooed back out after 9hours or so anyway so who care what they look like after 10 weeks lol :D :D :D
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+20 312. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Fluteboxing

Crazy eyes :P
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+2 313. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Beatboxing skills

I've been watching this guy for years, there's a few decent beatboxers out there but Roxorloops is king!! Awesome vid :D :D :D
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+1 314. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Weird sleeping cat

I did it once but leaning my head backwards, and woke up with the worst stiff neck in bad neck history, i was walking around for 2 days staring at sky :D
Oh and i have 3 pillows and the cat was cute :(|) :(|) :(|)
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+2 315. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Woman Falls in Front of Train

#4 No you wouldn't!!! ;)
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0 316. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video "Le chance" compilation

Old vids, seen before numerous times, best part was 3.13 when that godforsaken awful music stopped ;) ;)
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-1 317. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Baby Scared by his Own Fart

Wow it's like CSI SNOTR in here, it was the dad it was the dad waah waah waah!!!!! :D :D :D
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+2 318. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Marine Shoots Javelin Missile

I thought this sucked too until you watch it a second time, then you see a small black dot on the mountain and it hits it..

Marines: 1
Taliban: minus Who gives a shit :P :P :P
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-1 319. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Cat Door

Oh dear?? Pfft!!! Dear!!! Get it??? No??? TAXIIIIII :P :P :P
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-2 320. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Fairy Fail

#4 I was gonna say the same thing hahaha, her wand does a 360 :D :D :D
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+9 321. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Dodge Viper Crash

Over here in England we have a name for these people....TWATs

And if any small chidren are reading this, Twat means 'Silly person' ;) ;) ;)
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0 322. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Chinese kid singing ‘Loving You’

I think he's really good.......... :S :S :S :S
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+1 323. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Kitty vs Dog fight

#10 I think he dog-gone haha >:) >:)
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+23 324. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Kitty vs Dog fight

That dog was a pussy......oh no, wait a minute....... :D :D :D
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+1 325. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Mad Trampoline Skills

Awesome, nuff said >:) >:) >:)
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+2 326. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Turkish Ice Cream Man

HAAAADOUKEN!!!! If i was Ryu i'd fireball his ass for making me look silly :D :D :D :D
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+1 327. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Low-cost low-rider

Oi Westwood!!! Pimp that bad boy!!! I wanna PS3, 22inch wheels and a motherfookin' spoiler bigger than your house!!! :D :D

Hey pimpin' is pimpin' peeps, don't hate the player, hate the game :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|)
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+1 328. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Max as Batman

Dear Santa,
I've been a good boy this year so please please pleeeease could i have a sense of humour for Xmas??
Yours
Miq2u xx
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+1 329. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Max as Batman

Does anybody else want to kick Max, really really hard???? :S
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+2 330. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video A little bit tipsy

Naah, not a sniff that's just beer, he's higher than a giraffe's nutsack :D :D :D
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+2 331. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Awesome football shooter

Seems a smug prick if you ask me, which you didnt, so this never happened ;)
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+6 332. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Southwest police motorcycle competition 09'

Dominos pizza!! Are you watching?? Now why can't your delivery staff ride like that instead of cutting me up constantly you little *@$£s :S :S :S :S

Only joking, i love your Chicken Strippers!! Top vid uploader :D
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+7 333. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Super Go-Cart

I bet he's fookin amazing at Mario Kart :D :D :D
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+5 334. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Slow motion ad

Nice video, but does anybody else need to pee now?? :P :P :P
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+3 335. OnetimeX commented 12 years ago on video Kid dancing in Apple Store

Gotta find the uneccesary 'WOOH' at 59secs funny though eh??? :D :D :D :D
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0 336. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video Happy Goals

*in the voice of Comic store guy* Worst music ever!!! :) :)
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+1 337. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video Speeding, no one thinks big of you

I love you Snotr but you made me cry my eyes out!!!! I swear that's me done driving like a c*unt!!!! Please all drivers, you my peeps but please, watch this vid and slow the fook down!!! :'(
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+5 338. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video Pygmy Jerboa

lol @25 :D :D But it could be worse, i suppose it's better that it's that end of the size scale, imagine if it was as big as a Grizzly Bear??? And could jump over 3 storey buildings??? boing boing BOING BOING BOING.....GRRRAAAAWWWWWLLLLLL....*snatches Big Mac and gives menacing look as you stand there, mouth open in awe of this freakishly huge Roo-Gerbil*......BOING BOING BOING boing boing boing...... :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|)
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+6 339. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video Pygmy Jerboa

Is it just me or does it look like in the last 10-15 secs that it's going to rip your throat out???? :D :D :D :D
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0 340. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video Slow loris eating worms

I want a floppy Norris!! Or whatever it was called....one sec....ooops my bad, a slow loris lol!!! It looks a bit like my mate when we used to go out raving!!!!! >:) >:) >:)
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+3 341. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video Backflip Guy

Hey several monkey heads for trying!!! :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|)
Now tell me you've never sat there and thought "I wonder if i could backflip??" :) :) :)
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+2 342. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video Unbreakable skateboarder

Practice makes perfect!!! Nuff said :D :D :D
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0 343. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video Rocky VII

How many people are wetting themself at the little shit in the white top??? He gets knocked into the middle of next month lmao!!!
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+5 344. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video LSD tested on British army

I too once climbed a tree to feed the birds, just say no kids!! :D :D :D :D :D
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+2 345. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video It's hard to be a millionaire...

Its actually a Fiat based kit-car called a Willyhugger Turbo!!! My nan has got one, they are cheap to buy but she got hers free by collecting 8 tokens off cereal boxes, they have a fantastic 0-100kmh of 18minutes and 37 seconds and turn into mush in the rain cos they're made of papier mache' >:) >:) >:) >:)
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0 346. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video More funny commercials

2nd and last one the best :(|) :(|) :(|)
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0 347. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video Insane scooter tricks

Wow i gotta get me one of those, who makes them??? Lego??? :D :D

Wiked video, wicked skills :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|)
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+2 348. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video SmartHayabusa

@9 Yes there's a company that make them but i'm not sure of the name, the car is called a Smart Diablo (quite apt dont ya think lol) and theres a vid here with a road legal one http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx6thtXf8-s
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+1 349. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video True Love

I thought the rabbit was gonna try and f*ck the deer.....

Kinda glad and disapointed at the same time :(|)
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+1 350. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video Extreme Biking

3speed Sturmey Archer gears Chumney old bean??? I had the XL model, black with red detailing and a stand too :D :D :D
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0 351. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video Snake attacks after losing body

Why did this snake not go to a club instead of just laying in the desert????

Because he had nobody to go with!!!!

Thank you please :)
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+3 352. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video The end of the world

.....Or it might just hit the water n go PSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTT and we all survive WHOOP WHOOOP!!!!!
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+1 353. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video Studio on fire

So you could say this is one of Greece's hottest radio stations then BAH DUM DUM TISH :D :D :D
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+2 354. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video 100,000 pounds of TNT

And next week on 'When lighting your own farts goes wrong'.......

Lmao, good vid though :(|) :(|) :(|)
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+5 355. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video A 4x4 that delivers...

No *10, that would've been my nanna, high on Werthers Originals!!! I'll get the pound off her, sorry dude ;) ;) ;)
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-5 356. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video A 4x4 that delivers...

PAH!!!! I can do that in my nanna's Daewoo!!!! (sorry nanna but i could :* ) :(|) :(|) :(|)
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+2 357. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video Jaguar vs. Crocodile

The monkeys were funny though :(|) :(|) :(|)
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+2 358. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video Pac-Man the movie

I hope there's a sequel!!! ;)
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+4 359. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video More gymnastics by Paul Hunt

IT'S A GUY???? ;)
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0 360. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video Women in cars

In my country we have saying, to let woman drive car is like to let monkey fly plane!! we do not let this happen anymore since great air disaster of 1998!!! Thank you please :(|)
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+5 361. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video 11 years old girl assembles rifle in record time

erm.......nice vid though, not sure if it's morally correct having your daughter stripping and rebuilding weapons at 11years old though, she's not called Sarah Connor is she??? :(|) :(|) :(|)
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+6 362. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video Funny (but dangerous) 'mishaps'

0.46 reminds me of an angry ex girlfriend lol :(|) :(|) :(|)
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+5 363. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video Oversized R/C plane

Wow, awesome vid!!! Dear Santa, if i'm good from now till xmas can i cancel my PS3 and have one of these instead haha :) :)
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+3 364. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video Headshot!

Shame it didn't show the aftermath, the bit where he had to have the golf club surgically removed from his ass where she turned him into a shish-kebab haha >:) >:)
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0 365. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video Surprise, surprise!

I was the robber lol :(|)
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-1 366. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video Juggling in a cone

I agree with 2............i think??? :(|) :(|) :(|)
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+5 367. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video Parking compilation

@ 8 + 9: DUHH, Really???? :(|) :(|)
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0 368. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video Fat astronaut

Well theres 2.05 i'll never get back, thanks snotr ;)

all fat people should be sent to space, especially my mum!!!

ignore that last comment, Davey loves his mum!! hugs, Daves mum :D
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+1 369. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video Rabbit and a snake

*in the voice of Elmer Fudd* PESKY WIDDLE WABBIT!!! ;)
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+3 370. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video Footballers on drugs

FOR--DEE--NINE lmao, best vid i seen for ages hahaha :D :D :D
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0 371. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video Pregnancy + alcohol

Yeah but us blokes can still drink right???? ;)
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+5 372. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video How NOT to get rid of a whale

Must've been a blue whale........coz it blew here, there and everywhere hahaha :D :D :D
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0 373. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video Nissan Skyline burnout

Aww Waah Waah Waah!!! Save the envioronment :'( :'( :'( , i see Greenpeace have been in hahaha :D
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+3 374. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video Nissan Skyline burnout

Wow, nice vid ;)
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+2 375. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video Eyelid powerlifting

Oi 11, get ya own material!!! ;)
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+2 376. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video Guitar speed record

I bet he rocks at Guitar Hero.... ;)
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+3 377. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video Bert and Ernie rap

Hilarious :D :D :D
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+3 378. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video Eyelid powerlifting

His mate said "Don't leave that weight there, it'll get stolen!!"

He replied "It's ok, i got my eye on it...." :D :D :D
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+2 379. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video the real Pikachu

How do you get 2 pikachus on a skateboard?? Poke um on!!!

Why does a pokemon hide in your bedroom???? To Peek at you!!!

Thank you and goodnight, i'm on most weeknds, tickets free at the door, big round of applause for Sam Jones on the piano

....BAAHM BAAAAAAH!!!

Rite folks, like a balding man says when he's brushing away that last little bit of fluff from his almost chrome-like skull, I'LL BE OUTA HAIR!!! (outa here....no??? ok then!!!)

Thank you and goodnight xx >:) >:) >:)
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+3 380. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video Air rings under the water

Who cares how he did it, doesn't it look good though???

Its really relaxing to watch too, jus sit back in ya chair and go 'OOOOOOO' every time he does it onscreen (i got loads of mad visions about you all sat there watching this vid now looking like goldfish hahaha) :D :D :D
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0 381. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video Man gets sucked by a jet engine

Its not a fake guys, i saw the program about it recently on cable, i think it was during the gulf war. They showed pics of him a couple of days after all messed up, broken arm, severe cuts and bruises, one eyebrow completely shaved off, i swear its so close it'll never grow back, he'll have to spend the rest of his life drawing it on with a black marker pen lol.......ooops drifted off a bit there, yeah he was badly injured but survived it because his facemask and helmet came off and jammed the engine!! Still a very lucky guy though eh???? :)
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0 382. OnetimeX commented 13 years ago on video I have everything I need

Hey guys (and maybe some girls wink wink), i have a little more info about this hot piece of flesh, she called Chinzo Flabby and she won Miss Kookamanga in 2004 and again in 2006. The press wore all over this story like Ecoli on a piece of british beef. She also came second in a Matt Damon look-a-like competion in february of this year....
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+1 383. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video Bolivia Bug

RE: 4 & 12, my hair is starting to grow back but i still can't hear properly.....

My advice: DON'T TOUCH THIS HAIRY WALKING TURD!!!!
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0 384. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video Man gets sucked by a jet engine

A mate of mine got sucked by a ladyboy once.........ok it was me ;)
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0 385. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video Jaguar vs Anaconda

Aww crap, i thought it was gonna be a sporty car race, i'd never heard of an Anaconda before, i thought it was something german lol >:) >:) >:)

Nice vid though, come on you cats whoop whooop :D
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+3 386. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video Air rings under the water

i can do it from my ass but it doesn't say 'ooooooooooo' , its more like 'burrrrrrrlooooooop' haha >:)
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+3 387. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video Angry German Kid vs Lasse Gjertsen

Does anybody else feel angry after watching this??? No really, i wanna punch a kitten in the face now!!!! lmao ;) ;) ;)
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0 388. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video I have everything I need

I think she's actually quite hot......in a bulldog licking piss off a nettle whilst chewing on a wasp kind of way!!! ;)
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+5 389. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video Wrestlers Need A Chair And Fans Deliver

He always wanted to be chairman lol :)
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+5 390. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video Daruma-otoshi skyscraper demolition

Could always fly a plane into it......oops too soon eh???
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+1 391. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video Bolivia Bug

I touched it, now my hairs fallen out and i gone deaf in one ear, oh and it feels like chicken fur too :) :) :)
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+6 392. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video I have everything I need

Which one was the bloke???? If my wife looked like that i'd help her pack!!!! ;) ;) ;)
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+9 393. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video Bolivia Bug

Does anybody still wanna touch it or is it just me??? >:) >:)
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0 394. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video Journalism Fail

moskwiz: go bum ya nans dog you gimp, freedom of speech innit!!!!
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+1 395. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video Rube Goldberg machine from Waiting

or you could just use a bottle opener, i got a spare one if ya need it??? ;) ;) ;)
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+1 396. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video Expanding Table

24th....
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+1 397. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video Journalism Fail

Ahh come on guys, maybe it was HIM that was stood in that field with the soldiers the size of whale-nets lmfao :O :O :O
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+2 398. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video Sarcasm 101

could this movie BE any funnier.....oh wait, somebody already said that.....
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+1 399. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator

Where would they keep the bottle opener??? In their pockets??? But they have no pockets!!! Hmmmm??? :(|)
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+2 400. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video George Bush - Snowball Fight

@2: Dear santa, all i want for xmas is a sense of humour, if i really good till december can i have one please?? ;) ;) ;)
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0 401. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video Take a seat

Ok so what if ya got a huuuuge ass??? Those itty-bitty chairs would be as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike!!! Now if they did it with a sofa that'd be more 'everybody' friendly!!! >:) >:) >:)
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0 402. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video Bunny letter opener

Thats nothing, i have a hamster that can juggle!!! :D :D :D
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+1 403. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video Lady Rating

I think i saw this kid recently, looks a little different with a footprint on his face >:) >:) >:)
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+1 404. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video Elephant Handler Fail

Hmmmm, nice hat lol
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+1 405. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video Woman hits parking barrier with car

Now you can all apologise to my mum!!!! >:) >:) >:)
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+2 406. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video Baseball tennis

Tim Henman prolly would've done better with a baseball bat lol
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0 407. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video Horse does backflip

Hardly a backflip though, 5.6 from the judges ;) ;) ;)
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+1 408. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video Oops!

LMFAO @6, seriously, i peed in my pants hahahahaha
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0 409. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video Painful to watch

I'll bet he's got 3 Adams aplles now haha 8-)
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+1 410. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video Saran wrap race...

Mother-huckin' Gangsta Wrap!!!!! :D :D :D
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-2 411. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video Pedal Power

Its not fake at all, you know why??? It was ME!!! And it was Squirrel-piss in tat bottle (BTW, i'm still peddaling!!! I'm in China and i'm doing a 'no-hands' manoure on my 3-speed Raleigh shopper (5speed sturmey archer thumb shifters) on my Palm Pilot as we speak!!! By the time you have all read this i'll have folded it back in half and placed it back in the boot of my nissan....much love, The Masked Rider
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+1 412. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video Pedal Power

Its not fake at all, you know why??? It was ME!!! And it was Squirrel-piss in tat bottle (BTW, i'm still peddaling!!! I'm in China and i'm doing a 'no-hands' manoure on my 3-speed Raleigh shopper (5speed sturmey archer thumb shifters) on my Palm Pilot as we speak!!! By the time you have all read this i'll have folded it back in half and placed it back in the boot of my nissan....much love, The Masked Rider
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-2 413. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video Desperate for a flat TV?

ROFLMAO!!! Wow i could NOT stop laughing at this one, almost wet my pants hahahaha..........YEAH RIGHT!!! lol
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0 414. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video Seaplane landing gone wrong

I think the stoned fireman a couple of vids after this one might have been flying lmao 8-) 8-) 8-)
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0 415. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video Darwin Award candidates

OUCH OUCH OUCH!!!! THE GUY TRAPPED UNDER THE BMW!!!!
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+4 416. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video 17000 watt car audio system

i like bees :D
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-1 417. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video Crutches dance

Nice vid and everything but i can't help thinking its a bit gay!!!
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-1 418. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video The stupidest game ever invented?

Theres one on Ebay, cheap too :D
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0 419. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video Bride gone crazy

Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife??? DO I F*CK!!!!
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-1 420. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video Cat loves to be spanked

"Ahh baby, i'm gonna beat that pussy up", his missus thought she was in for a good night lol!!! Jus glad they never showed the second part of this vid where the cat came back with a gimp mask on!!!! Or the final bit where he was actually shafting the horny little f*cker lmfao >:) >:) >:)
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+2 421. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video Waves in Bretagne

Come on everyone, wave back lol, is it me or does vid make u need to pee??? :D :D :D :D :D
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+3 422. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video Raymon Crowe on David Letterman

i like you!! do you like me?? High five!!!
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-1 423. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video "I have three PS3s"

Smug prick
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0 424. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video How not to release a leopard

not often the pussy tries to eat you back lol >:)
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+10 425. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video How fast is a F1 car?

my Beetle does 0-100kmh in 2.4.......unfortunately it days and not seconds haha :D
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+1 426. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video Drunk dude in metro station

woz gonna say PMPL but i'd better leave it for now :D
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+1 427. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago on video Opening a beer bottle with a chain saw

Hey dude, u wanna borrow a bottle opener :D