Yeah but to be pretty honest she's not very good...

Yeah right, as if somebody singing makes you fall asleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

I'm not afraid to admit it, i cried like a little girl when i watched this, but for good reason, i feel this same pain as i have recently lost not just a pet but a best friend. And like this guy my friend saved me from destruction too, a bad break up led me into thinking all sorts of dark things, but then i went to a customer's house (from my job) and his daughter's cat had just had kittens and he suggested i take one, and he changed my life!! I had a reason again, a reason to get up in a morning, a reason to come home at night, a reason to live!! So please don't mock this guy, it's nothing bad to have feelings, or if it is then lock me up, because i care too

The boat speeding off itself was funny, and then the parachute came into view LMAO

He who smelt it dealt it

Beats minimum wage

He crashed so hard his pants fell off??

You think he was lucky, what about the camera man??

I wonder if it'd work on my girlfriend's cat, i misunderstood when she asked me to shave her.....no no, leave it, it's not that sort of website

Just to round it up to 3 times: "Where's the Kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering Kaboom?

I reckon he gave it a heart attack and scared it to death with that noise, it made me jump anyway hahaha

Just as long as they don't eat him

I'm guessing there wasn't any Dubstep on that iPod then

#1 I'd them too, now hopefully your is the same as my or we could be in trouble here

Well my paperboy certainly has earned his Christmas bonus this year

Wow!! In tents!!

I've taxed worse

Is it right that i'm a little turned on right now??

I was always told look left and then right, these just look dumb

My Grandfather used to grow his own fruit and vegetables, but then he took a marrow to the knee

Damn, that fly did more in 1 minute (well, 59secs) than i've done yet, and i'm ancient

It's Dub FX, this guy is awesome http://www.snotr.com/video/6928/Awesome_street_performer

I bet i could beat him at reversing!!

Awful stuff, i live there and it's oily and wrecks car paintwork and clothing, and don't even get me started on the smell!! Needless to say it didn't stop me having a jolly good afternoon in it

My neighbour is called Ray and he's a pilot, but this isn't about him

Anyone who doesn't find farts funny is a wrong one

Woah where did it go? Why wasn't she wearing underwear? And can i have the first can?

Awww, i sooo wish i wasn't allergic to dogs!! My cat doesn't do this when i come home, he just scratches me, wants food and then goes back to sleep lol

#12 I was going to say what a bunch of arseholes

Well that's not very n-ice

So that's how they make milkshakes?? And did he take a sign out at 0:49??

That's it kid, you carry on, just as long as it's on the other side of that door

#7 I'm with you on this mate, without even meaning to do it that dog could kill that kitten with a sneeze,

I got a Dyson Ball Cleaner for Christmas, but i misunderstood what it was and ended in in hospital on Boxing Day

Baaahahahahahaaaa

Oh and P.S. What did you film this on?? A potato??

I was going to say that he's not that steady on his feet, and then the last part of this vid confirmed it!! Hopefully soon we WON'T be watching his final video on Liveleak

#1 You have a donkey that rides a mountain bike??

OMG!!! You just shouldn't be able to drive that fast in the wet

I tried to watch this 5 times but fell asleep every time

Started off as a silo and ended up so low

You know you're drunk when you fall over when you're already sat on the ground

Funniest part for me was 'My friend touched the fence with the machine and was immediately slammed to the ground by an electric shock, but when i touched it...' hahaha

I think all the chewing gum stuck underneath would've acted a bit like an airbag though

Damn you Snotr, you made me cry

I wondered when he was just going to stop running

I'm just wondering why there's a door to nowhere on that back wall

Vids like this make me soooo proud to be a fellow stoner

Shocking!! Absolutely shocking!! A Goalkeeper wearing pink?!?!

I think he should just get the puck out of there!!!

I'll bet all females are ace on bikes, it's a default thing but it's a skill 99% of them don't even know they have! That's the reason women can't drive cars for s**t!!!

He'll have great summer teeth after that!! Summer here, summer there, summer on the floor and he swallowed summer the others

Imagine the Focus being a fly as it hits your windscreen

Wow the one at 0:33 is wasted

#11 I'd probably have to wipe my arse after that

To the tune of Blockbuster: He'll eat your pies, he'll tell you lies, you wouldn't believe that fat b*****d's size!! His massive gut, it's 40 foot, it goes dark when he walks in the pub!! Has anyone seen him eat? He's never seen his feet, the fat b*****d!!!

I've got a Daewoo Matiz for sale if any of these guys are looking for a more suitable replacement

Optimus Prime's let himself go a bit

Epic bellyflop

Awwww, i want one....Dear Santa, if i'm really really good from now.....

Crazy guy in Lambo drives under hooded man

#18 Wasn't Knee High a boy?? I think that's So Tai Knee on this vid

#3 Poor her, only 30secs???

Handbrake turn in a yacht??

Anyone else want to lean over and stick their finger in the hole?? No?? Just me then??

It's all smiles and giggles now but the one time he gets it wrong, with no helmet on, and he'll spend the rest of his life sat dribbling in a wheelchair thinking about monster trucks

A Slinky a Slinky, everyone loves a Slinky

Thanks for the beer, you got any spare underwear??

My great uncle Vladimir was scuba diving in that lake, i hope you're proud Boris!!

I love penguins, the chocolate biscuit ones in the wrapper with the really bad joke, not real ones, i'm not crazy or anything...

This guy needs locking up!! First reaction is to punch something/one that scares him? I'm just glad i never went trick or treating at his house

Sorry but i thought this video was shit!!!

It won't be as bad now because if people start making fun of her she can flip them the middle finger and then walk away with a smile Big thumbs up SNOTR

I wish i could multi-task like that, i can do the cups and the singing seperately but together?? No way lol!! I bet she's really good at doing that thing where you pat your head and rub your belly

That's definately a fat person's laugh

Always funny, but most of these are so old even Confucious is thinking "Again??"

He went to touch his toes but then his back went

We have a word in the UK for people like that...Bellends!!

Ah, the old 'superglue on the wipers' trick, gets them everytime

He ended up with a Black i

Om nom nom SPLAT!!! Seriously though dude, WTH??

Combo removes latex mask... "I AM WAFFLEPWN!! Muhahahahaa!!!"

I'm not a violent person usually but this little **** would be going to sleep early today

He crashed when he realised it was a ladyboy

All well until one day when that branch snaps

#5 A female deer?

She's struggling to hold her head up like this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPvIsHNxUEc&feature=share

Hmmmm, something fishy going on here...

Dear Santa Claus, if i'm good from till till Christmas, and i mean really good...

This vid sounds great with this as the soundtrack haha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vimZj8HW0Kg&ob=av3e

If it'd been a Caparo T1 that poor squirrel would be twins now

Big man at 3:38

The guy is yellow is getting his ass whupped haha

It seems that they were both lion down

And maybe one day the Owl and the Cat will eat together...well, i say together, the owl will be there, not neccesarily as a guest

I just hope they didn't have to return any items they bought recently, 'Have you got the reciept?? Erm...'

And that's not at all freaky...

Awesome!! I'm wetting myself at 'his' leg hahaha

And that's why i smoke bud

He seemed quite 'armless when he first walked in

You got knocked the f**k out!!!

That would've had me fooled too, it looks sooo realistic

I don't see the problem, the horse was just showing him his lucky horseshoe

The same thing goes on in my belly after i've eaten Chilli

Nothing wrong with Schizophrenia, you're never lonely

#2 I was wondering who filmed him, i never thought of it like that lmao

Could've been worse, the guy in white could've ended up Robin' Batman

#8 Yeah very similar, same ball park lol

Thank you Science Bob, now, where's my funnel??

There's a joke about an Eskimo, a broken down car and a seal in here somewhere, i won't go there though, it's a family site lol

Erm......

Was anybody else waiting for it to change direction and throw that little kid 37 feet in the air??

#5 Haha, fire ant shoes lol

Just a shame he forgot my Pizza, it didn't take him long to go back and get it though

Dear Santa, if i'm good from now till Xmas can i have a penguin??

The keeper came off his line before the ball was struck, do it again, DO IT AGAIN!!!

52yr old Chito, or as the locals will soon be calling him, Crocodile sh*t

Thumbs up if you watched this 5 times or more and still don't know wtf just happened lol

You wanna see the state of his plastering

Looks awesome, but so many moist peeps and broken bones if it all goes a bit Pete Tong

Not that smart, she left the fridge door open

Nice bike, smokes a bit though, is it a turbo diesel?

Yeah but what you don't see is him off camera rolling around on the floor with 2 melted fingers, he just managed to press stop (with his thumb ) before the screams of agony

Maybe it can't feel the brush at all, maybe it just really really likes Benny Benassi's Satisfaction

#5 A bit rough?? It nearly ripped his testi-satchel clean off lol

They're actually fully grown adults, the guitars are massive

If you stare at his eyes for the full length of this video and then look away and stare at a wall guess what you can see?

Ok so it's still a wall, cool bird though

And it's a 5.9 from the judges (would've been a 6.0 but your landing was awful)

The best part was between 0:00 and 2:45

His passenger looks a bit ruff

#20 Better live though

See guys, be patient, never moan about 'Not getting my submitted videos videos, wahh wahh ' , just be patient and if your video is something a bit special and not just a badger sneezing then maybe, just maybe you might be a winner *enters smug mode*

Thank you SNOTR, my work here is done

Those fish are about the same size as the ones you get at my fish & chip shop, "Portion of micro chips as well please love"

Niko Bellic has the same outfit

A friend of mine used to stick his right hand in an aligator's mouth...we call him Lefty now

I thought it was gonna play Chopsticks at 0:39

Erm.......*puts spliff down*.....

Wow i thought that last woman was gonna smack her like this

http://www.snotr.com/video/6819/Maze_game_reaction

I hope she isn't looking for a relationship with this cat, once a cheetah always a cheetah

Ladies and Gentlemen, i bring you......THE MOST ANNOYING MUSIC TO A VIDEO EVER!!!

?How do you like your eggs in the mornin'?

I like mine in little bits all over my face...

#(removed comment) How many do you know??

Wow, down votes for my comment?? Title says car falling from third floor parking lot, not car driven off third floor parking lot, i just meant it looked like it rolled off

Perfect vid for 12.20am, mucho giggles

#2 That's what i thought, Wow that's bad....and then somebody got out!?!?

They're all going to a 70's Disco revival night, i think they may just have the wrong sort of flares

I like him, not sure i'd sit next to him on the bus though

They'd have got 1 more in if they opened the glovebox

Nice!! This guy was a bit better though

http://www.snotr.com/video/2791/Street_drummer

I shit my pants and i was only watching

I have the same effect when i go shopping, damn you cheap deodorant!!

From this day on i shall never moan about my own job ever again, it doesn't seem as bad now

I don't mean to to sound ungrateful but that was a s**t smokebomb!!

Yes but which was the most fun to park

At 0:54 she's thinking 'Well if you ain't interested i'll sort myself out'

N-ice car

All of you, stop wine-ing!!

I bought one of those remote fartbox things off eBay when i was drunk, best £4.99 i ever spent

I don't like monkeys, they scare me, i would've been touching cloth

I must admit, i thought a triple cork was a really tricky wine bottle

Mute button anyone???

I wanna be all cutesy about this but does it seem wrong somehow to anybody else??

Next week: Spud peeling madness for some chips to go wit all that damn fish

#14 I was thinking the same thing, manual windows don't wind up that fast lol, luckily for them (but unlucky for that poor tiger) it didn't look like it had any energy left!!

I don't really understand what just happened...

-5 for liking an awesome vid??

Mmmmmmm, Reindeer smoothie

Dunno about you guys but this makes me need to pee so bad

Weight a minute...get it, wait weight...No?? TAXIIIII

Title should read: John's attempt to light his own fart goes disasterously wrong

I wonder how bad squirrel pee smells??

Not sure why the other penguin swam away, underwater farts don't smell till the bubbles pop

Well you know what they say about big hands...

that cats gloves must be huge

Oh, so it obviously wasn't Heather Mills he pulled then...

It just makes you wonder how he managed to fit those massive balls into that tight wetsuit!!

Well, i like it, it made me watch it till the end, didn't have a clue what was going on, and i'm sat here watching it again to see if i passed out for a few seconds and missed some clue lol!! 10/10

Well it's times like this that make me glad i'm good at chess!!

Let's just say this wasn't so funny when i did it at the old folks home

Awesome video, and who didn't spit coffee all over there monitor at the dog riding a bike

One downside, there'll be no room on my plate for any giant chips

She's not Damien Walters sister is she?? Awesome vid

OM NOM NOM!!! Nice heart-warming vid for first thing in the morning, although to be honest i was more scared of the music

20secs And as a bonus, it even feels real...

Now, come on, be honest, who here actually knows what their poo feels like??

I call fake!! He looks at the side at 14secs and then the actual bridge at 17secs, did LMAO at the noise when his head 'hit' the bridge though

He got hit so hard a piece of seed or an eye or something gets knocked right out of him at 30secs

Track lists: 1 Beyonce - Halo 2 Michael Jackson/Fugees remix 3 Caleb Mak - The Joker 4 Fabolous - You be killin' 'em 5 Drake ft Nicki Minaj - Up all night 6 Edit - Mop Head

Oh!!! I must've mis-read the title, not what i was expecting at all!! Mind you, it is a family site

Where's a hungry ant-eater when you need one??

Shocki....no i'll leave it for someone else

#12 Aww i hoped it was something more powerful, i had images of a proper full on laser zapping an evil papp leaving nothing but a pair of smoking shoes and the camera spinning round on the floor like the number plate off Back to the Future lol

I was gonna say the same thing

Deffo Irish, i know the accent too well, i work with a guy from Ireland and for a second i thought it might actually have been him co-driving (Sorry Mick if you're reading this but it's true, wash your mouth out with soap lolz)

Everybody seems to be getting their ask kicked recently, where's the love gone people??

#7 Well spotted lmao, i wonder if i'm the only one who went back and checked??

Wasn't exactly a 'Flawless Victory' though was it

Kudos to the guy in the Transit van

#13 Then why watch a video that is quite obviously about a cat???

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! I just fell off my chair laughing, 10/10 Snotr

Wow who made this song, it's awesome and i've never heard it before

How many of you are looking at this video just coz you thought you'd read the title wrong

Failblog strikes again

2010 It's got me high as giraffe eyebrows

It's not what i thought 'Tricking' was

OK??? But what IS 16 minus 8??? I think i worked out 5 - 5, is it 7??

But on a positive note, i can't see myself accidently poking my finger thru THIS paper

Loads of fat Russians walking the streets now, oh well, at least it soaks up all that vodka

I bet it reeks of pee in there though

At first i thought it was Ruud Van Nistelroy training for a big match

So you're all saying sunglasses would be useless then??

It's the woman at 45secs who slams into the pillar i felt the most sorry for (ok ok, laughed at the most )

Confucious say, "Ouch!!"

Must be subliminal messages, i really want a beer now??

What a bellend!!! Sorry but it's true (only coz he missed out Ducati hahaha )

What if he beat his wife against the drum???

To quote Russell Peters, "And this is why parents should beat their kids"

Wow, yet another failblog video!! *yawns*

#10 If i remember right this was on a Gumball Rally and the car had a camouflage paint job

So he didn't wake up from being dragged onto the table but he woke up after a couple of bangs on the top of the box???

I bet they've still got a hosepipe ban too

#17 But WTF was Hurley off 'Lost' doing at 4:11 on that link???

Day 3 of the big camping trip: Johnnys beer fueled attempt to light his own fart goes disasterously wrong

If only they gave a couple of these to Dominos Pizza delivery peeps, mine might actually still be hot by the time i got it

He needs to be careful on that thing, he'll end up in a wheelchair.......Oh, wait a minute

Sorry, my bad!! I should really stay off the chilli the day before a game

I'm with #15 and #17 on this too, bit shocking for first thing in the morning

I watch the full vid of this on Youtube, funniest thing i saw in a long time

What is that little boy doing to MJ at 39sec?? Looks a bit suspect

#6 I was gonna say the same but i scrolled down and you beat me hahahaha, i was screaming at the monitor "Why didn't the people behind do anything? How can they not see him?" I salute you sir

That drummer dude is freakin' awesome

Next week: Giant Octopus vs Chuck Norris!!

Anyone else watching what his leg does more than the actual knockout?? Ouch, dats gotta hoit!!!

Well done skater dude, but a big round of applause for the guy on the 3speed mountain bike peddaling like a mad man one handed holding a camera

He came, he saw, he pretended he never saw, he went home

Could've been so much worse, thank the lord nobody was hurt

I think after studying this vid(ok watching repeatedly) i may have to dig my 1 wood out *drools*

"You're a smart cat buddy"???? Didn't manage to talk you out of buying an iPad though did it

He just showed us a new and eggciting way to fry an egg...

cool vid

Or KURWA as our eastern european friends will tell us

Rough translation for you:

Ee ant even seen it!!! Ee ant azzy???

He hasn't even seen it!!! He hasn't has he???

I'm off to my shed to whip up some 'Neck Butt Cheeks' so we don't stare at their ass

I bet it's a bit chilly at 30000feet though

No #11 and #13 i mean the thing that fires out of it

What happened in the bottom right corner at #19secs

Wow you must be such a hero #9

Funny wherever it's from, made me laugh anyway

Lift off oversteer, i did it in my bosses Mercedes, slightly too fast into a corner and then just let off the gas, i went full on sideways at about 75mph!! Hairy when it happens, but his error was that he slammed his brakes on as it went sideways

You miserable bunch of ungrateful turnips

Nice cheerful vid, made me laugh anyway even if it is a bit old

Yeah but i bet his breath fookin' stinks

Wow!!! For a second there i thought i was gonna fall asleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........

See, i like squirrels, but i also like squirrels, only one thing for it......FIGHT!!!!

Wow, not only can you surf the web, but you can now catch fish with it!!

Good question #5 , and it comes out of the front???

Epic faceplant

But seriously, pranks are cool n shit but that could've gone so wrong, still funny though

CHKK CHKK BOOM, CHKK CHKK BOOM!!!........Problem solved

What's car's the guy in who got hit, a Volvo?? It hardly even moved

That's just SHOCKING!!! Not a bright SPARK is he??? I wonder WATT his CURRENT occupation is now??? I'm sorry for the crap jokes, don't VOLT my comment down

Proper Video, this is what SNOTR is truly about

I believe Marilyn Manson can do something similar

Does.....this.....mean.....we.....have.....to.....comment.....slowly.....too.....???

Awesome video

So many voted down comments, sorry to say but i think somebody never got many hugs when they were wee

Not bad, at least my pizza would still be warm

It was Chuck Norris holding the camera #3

Who else thought that fuel tanker that came plowing in at :40 was gonna blow????

ps I'm a big fan of SNOTR sluuurrp sluuurp

Is it just me or are these jokers worse then 'F*rst' posters??

Remi Gay-lad???? Better at kicking balls at/in/through stuff but as a comedy guy??

Lillylollylilly aka Redcarthief??? A previous arse from the SNOTR Archives of Commenting Arses???

Bitch-slap at 1:06

I think it's spelt G-E-E-K

Sorry SNOTR but i found it hard to stay awake during this clip, i still love you though

It's true, talent of the best sort has no boundaries

Redcarthief you're a fucking idiot, what's up?? Did mummy not cuddle you when you were younger???

Redcarthief is an arse, simples

Cool vid uploader

Rooster belch

Imagine being at the top and you wanna leave, but suddenly a "Lift out of order" sign appears

Wasn't the 3rd one (the yellow boat) a bit pants

Yeah that looks like fun

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tbIbC9b2OM

One question......Why???

Nice one Snotr, you had me fooled until the end, why i oughta!!!

Wow the geezer in the orange shirt at the end nearly lost an eyebrow!!!

Awesome video, damn no thumbs up smiley

Cool vid Bet you can't do it #4

Hey #(removed comment) i've looked at your link, very informative, just one small thing i noticed........THAT AIN'T NO F*CKING JELLYFISH!!!!

I thought it was a repost, but wasn't the other one on a beach?? (would look but don't care enough to ) Either way this is an awesome vid with proper music!!

I think the joke is that it's meant to be shite, i personally was laughing so much a little pee came out, especially the key change later on

I'm gonna get ripped for this, but nice driving (even at :59), and yes it was a bit iresponsible to drive like that on public roads with traffic but i was sticking my thumb up at the end too

But seriously, bad bad Porsche driver, go and stand in the corner and think about what you just did, buy a Daewoo and slow the f*ck down

You wanna see the size of the speedboat he tows on the back of it!!!

Well at least they never found Dad's gimp mask

Pahh!!! You think that's bad, you wanna see the Adidas advert!! It has old ladies on fire and monkeys being shaved!!!

Could be a viral Ad for Yorkie bars!!

Yorkie, it's not for girls

#8 Enter Neo from the Matrix

#23 Well how would you describe him then?? 'Rotund gentleman'??

I like the way the guy who threw the bike walks over to them but gives it legs when they both get up

Oh i don't know, watching this video was pretty hard too

erm, props to the uploader???

They are still funny, maybe that was just a not as funny one, prove me wrong somebody haha!! Still think the Neo vs Luke Skywalker one was the best one

These are so funny, man i gotta stop smoking this stuff

Pop quiz hotshot, there's a knob on the bus going the wrong way, what would you do?? WHAT WOULD YOU DO???

They say big vehicles are compensating for a small penis, this guy must have a tallywacker like a 3rd nipple

#10 #21 and #25, I take it you are one of these 'unfunny things'??

Peeps!!! Don't watch this video!!! It will make you eat chicken!!! I think it's a hidden subliminal message from K.F.C.

I spy a fake, he reaches quite far over the counter

If i'm wrong then my bad but it doesn't seem right to me

I see Stephen Hawking is keeping himself busy these days

#12 Yeah i think so, probably half drunk again

This is fantastic, i watched it 5 times

Merry Christmas everyone, have a good one

Haha #4, nice one

It was a mystery to me too, i double posted and i went to write a third post to apologise and edited my second post without realising

They're eaten and pooed back out after 9hours or so anyway so who care what they look like after 10 weeks lol

Crazy eyes

I've been watching this guy for years, there's a few decent beatboxers out there but Roxorloops is king!! Awesome vid

I did it once but leaning my head backwards, and woke up with the worst stiff neck in bad neck history, i was walking around for 2 days staring at sky
Oh and i have 3 pillows and the cat was cute

#4 No you wouldn't!!!

Old vids, seen before numerous times, best part was 3.13 when that godforsaken awful music stopped

Wow it's like CSI SNOTR in here, it was the dad it was the dad waah waah waah!!!!!

I thought this sucked too until you watch it a second time, then you see a small black dot on the mountain and it hits it..

Marines: 1
Taliban: minus Who gives a shit

Oh dear?? Pfft!!! Dear!!! Get it??? No??? TAXIIIIII

#4 I was gonna say the same thing hahaha, her wand does a 360

Over here in England we have a name for these people....TWATs

And if any small chidren are reading this, Twat means 'Silly person'

I think he's really good..........

#10 I think he dog-gone haha

That dog was a pussy......oh no, wait a minute.......

Awesome, nuff said

HAAAADOUKEN!!!! If i was Ryu i'd fireball his ass for making me look silly

Oi Westwood!!! Pimp that bad boy!!! I wanna PS3, 22inch wheels and a motherfookin' spoiler bigger than your house!!!

Hey pimpin' is pimpin' peeps, don't hate the player, hate the game

Dear Santa,
I've been a good boy this year so please please pleeeease could i have a sense of humour for Xmas??
Yours
Miq2u xx

Does anybody else want to kick Max, really really hard????

Naah, not a sniff that's just beer, he's higher than a giraffe's nutsack

Seems a smug prick if you ask me, which you didnt, so this never happened

Dominos pizza!! Are you watching?? Now why can't your delivery staff ride like that instead of cutting me up constantly you little *@$£s

Only joking, i love your Chicken Strippers!! Top vid uploader

I bet he's fookin amazing at Mario Kart

Nice video, but does anybody else need to pee now??

Gotta find the uneccesary 'WOOH' at 59secs funny though eh???

*in the voice of Comic store guy* Worst music ever!!!

I love you Snotr but you made me cry my eyes out!!!! I swear that's me done driving like a c*unt!!!! Please all drivers, you my peeps but please, watch this vid and slow the fook down!!!

lol @25 But it could be worse, i suppose it's better that it's that end of the size scale, imagine if it was as big as a Grizzly Bear??? And could jump over 3 storey buildings??? boing boing BOING BOING BOING.....GRRRAAAAWWWWWLLLLLL....*snatches Big Mac and gives menacing look as you stand there, mouth open in awe of this freakishly huge Roo-Gerbil*......BOING BOING BOING boing boing boing......

Is it just me or does it look like in the last 10-15 secs that it's going to rip your throat out????

I want a floppy Norris!! Or whatever it was called....one sec....ooops my bad, a slow loris lol!!! It looks a bit like my mate when we used to go out raving!!!!!

Hey several monkey heads for trying!!!
Now tell me you've never sat there and thought "I wonder if i could backflip??"

Practice makes perfect!!! Nuff said

How many people are wetting themself at the little shit in the white top??? He gets knocked into the middle of next month lmao!!!

I too once climbed a tree to feed the birds, just say no kids!!

Its actually a Fiat based kit-car called a Willyhugger Turbo!!! My nan has got one, they are cheap to buy but she got hers free by collecting 8 tokens off cereal boxes, they have a fantastic 0-100kmh of 18minutes and 37 seconds and turn into mush in the rain cos they're made of papier mache'

2nd and last one the best

Wow i gotta get me one of those, who makes them??? Lego???

Wiked video, wicked skills

@9 Yes there's a company that make them but i'm not sure of the name, the car is called a Smart Diablo (quite apt dont ya think lol) and theres a vid here with a road legal one http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx6thtXf8-s

I thought the rabbit was gonna try and f*ck the deer.....

Kinda glad and disapointed at the same time

3speed Sturmey Archer gears Chumney old bean??? I had the XL model, black with red detailing and a stand too

Why did this snake not go to a club instead of just laying in the desert????

Because he had nobody to go with!!!!

Thank you please

.....Or it might just hit the water n go PSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTT and we all survive WHOOP WHOOOP!!!!!

So you could say this is one of Greece's hottest radio stations then BAH DUM DUM TISH

And next week on 'When lighting your own farts goes wrong'.......

Lmao, good vid though

No *10, that would've been my nanna, high on Werthers Originals!!! I'll get the pound off her, sorry dude

The monkeys were funny though

I hope there's a sequel!!!

IT'S A GUY????

In my country we have saying, to let woman drive car is like to let monkey fly plane!! we do not let this happen anymore since great air disaster of 1998!!! Thank you please

erm.......nice vid though, not sure if it's morally correct having your daughter stripping and rebuilding weapons at 11years old though, she's not called Sarah Connor is she???

0.46 reminds me of an angry ex girlfriend lol

Wow, awesome vid!!! Dear Santa, if i'm good from now till xmas can i cancel my PS3 and have one of these instead haha

Shame it didn't show the aftermath, the bit where he had to have the golf club surgically removed from his ass where she turned him into a shish-kebab haha

I was the robber lol

I agree with 2............i think???

@ 8 + 9: DUHH, Really????

Well theres 2.05 i'll never get back, thanks snotr

all fat people should be sent to space, especially my mum!!!

ignore that last comment, Davey loves his mum!! hugs, Daves mum

*in the voice of Elmer Fudd* PESKY WIDDLE WABBIT!!!

FOR--DEE--NINE lmao, best vid i seen for ages hahaha

Yeah but us blokes can still drink right????

Must've been a blue whale........coz it blew here, there and everywhere hahaha

Aww Waah Waah Waah!!! Save the envioronment , i see Greenpeace have been in hahaha

Wow, nice vid

Oi 11, get ya own material!!!

I bet he rocks at Guitar Hero....

Hilarious

His mate said "Don't leave that weight there, it'll get stolen!!"

He replied "It's ok, i got my eye on it...."

How do you get 2 pikachus on a skateboard?? Poke um on!!!

Why does a pokemon hide in your bedroom???? To Peek at you!!!

Thank you and goodnight, i'm on most weeknds, tickets free at the door, big round of applause for Sam Jones on the piano

....BAAHM BAAAAAAH!!!

Rite folks, like a balding man says when he's brushing away that last little bit of fluff from his almost chrome-like skull, I'LL BE OUTA HAIR!!! (outa here....no??? ok then!!!)

Thank you and goodnight xx

Who cares how he did it, doesn't it look good though???

Its really relaxing to watch too, jus sit back in ya chair and go 'OOOOOOO' every time he does it onscreen (i got loads of mad visions about you all sat there watching this vid now looking like goldfish hahaha)

Its not a fake guys, i saw the program about it recently on cable, i think it was during the gulf war. They showed pics of him a couple of days after all messed up, broken arm, severe cuts and bruises, one eyebrow completely shaved off, i swear its so close it'll never grow back, he'll have to spend the rest of his life drawing it on with a black marker pen lol.......ooops drifted off a bit there, yeah he was badly injured but survived it because his facemask and helmet came off and jammed the engine!! Still a very lucky guy though eh????

Hey guys (and maybe some girls wink wink), i have a little more info about this hot piece of flesh, she called Chinzo Flabby and she won Miss Kookamanga in 2004 and again in 2006. The press wore all over this story like Ecoli on a piece of british beef. She also came second in a Matt Damon look-a-like competion in february of this year....

RE: 4 & 12, my hair is starting to grow back but i still can't hear properly.....

My advice: DON'T TOUCH THIS HAIRY WALKING TURD!!!!

A mate of mine got sucked by a ladyboy once.........ok it was me

Aww crap, i thought it was gonna be a sporty car race, i'd never heard of an Anaconda before, i thought it was something german lol

Nice vid though, come on you cats whoop whooop

i can do it from my ass but it doesn't say 'ooooooooooo' , its more like 'burrrrrrrlooooooop' haha

Does anybody else feel angry after watching this??? No really, i wanna punch a kitten in the face now!!!! lmao

I think she's actually quite hot......in a bulldog licking piss off a nettle whilst chewing on a wasp kind of way!!!

He always wanted to be chairman lol

Could always fly a plane into it......oops too soon eh???

I touched it, now my hairs fallen out and i gone deaf in one ear, oh and it feels like chicken fur too

Which one was the bloke???? If my wife looked like that i'd help her pack!!!!

Does anybody still wanna touch it or is it just me???

moskwiz: go bum ya nans dog you gimp, freedom of speech innit!!!!

or you could just use a bottle opener, i got a spare one if ya need it???

24th....

Ahh come on guys, maybe it was HIM that was stood in that field with the soldiers the size of whale-nets lmfao

could this movie BE any funnier.....oh wait, somebody already said that.....

Where would they keep the bottle opener??? In their pockets??? But they have no pockets!!! Hmmmm???

@2: Dear santa, all i want for xmas is a sense of humour, if i really good till december can i have one please??

Ok so what if ya got a huuuuge ass??? Those itty-bitty chairs would be as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike!!! Now if they did it with a sofa that'd be more 'everybody' friendly!!!

Thats nothing, i have a hamster that can juggle!!!

I think i saw this kid recently, looks a little different with a footprint on his face

Hmmmm, nice hat lol

Now you can all apologise to my mum!!!!

Tim Henman prolly would've done better with a baseball bat lol

Hardly a backflip though, 5.6 from the judges

LMFAO @6, seriously, i peed in my pants hahahahaha

I'll bet he's got 3 Adams aplles now haha

Mother-huckin' Gangsta Wrap!!!!!

Its not fake at all, you know why??? It was ME!!! And it was Squirrel-piss in tat bottle (BTW, i'm still peddaling!!! I'm in China and i'm doing a 'no-hands' manoure on my 3-speed Raleigh shopper (5speed sturmey archer thumb shifters) on my Palm Pilot as we speak!!! By the time you have all read this i'll have folded it back in half and placed it back in the boot of my nissan....much love, The Masked Rider

Its not fake at all, you know why??? It was ME!!! And it was Squirrel-piss in tat bottle (BTW, i'm still peddaling!!! I'm in China and i'm doing a 'no-hands' manoure on my 3-speed Raleigh shopper (5speed sturmey archer thumb shifters) on my Palm Pilot as we speak!!! By the time you have all read this i'll have folded it back in half and placed it back in the boot of my nissan....much love, The Masked Rider

ROFLMAO!!! Wow i could NOT stop laughing at this one, almost wet my pants hahahaha..........YEAH RIGHT!!! lol

I think the stoned fireman a couple of vids after this one might have been flying lmao

OUCH OUCH OUCH!!!! THE GUY TRAPPED UNDER THE BMW!!!!

i like bees

Nice vid and everything but i can't help thinking its a bit gay!!!

Theres one on Ebay, cheap too

Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife??? DO I F*CK!!!!

"Ahh baby, i'm gonna beat that pussy up", his missus thought she was in for a good night lol!!! Jus glad they never showed the second part of this vid where the cat came back with a gimp mask on!!!! Or the final bit where he was actually shafting the horny little f*cker lmfao

Come on everyone, wave back lol, is it me or does vid make u need to pee???

i like you!! do you like me?? High five!!!

Smug prick

not often the pussy tries to eat you back lol

my Beetle does 0-100kmh in 2.4.......unfortunately it days and not seconds haha

woz gonna say PMPL but i'd better leave it for now

Hey dude, u wanna borrow a bottle opener