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3. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Crazy driver nearly killed by train
i like how the car disappears in the back ground, really adds to the atmosphere
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4. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video 'Moon walk' gone wrong...
i hate people who dont think the moon landing took place. they are stupid... probably the same people that dont believe in evolution or physics
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5. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Yodeling cat?
my cat made the same noise... when i was drowning it
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6. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Girl scared by 'alien'
hilarious!!!!!!!
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7. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Bubba J
well... i smiled three times. so i suppose it wasn't a complete waste of time. how ever i think you need to live in america to laugh. it's funny to laugh at some thing you know. we actually don't have people who sit around drinking beer watching cars go around in circles that sleep with their family so most of the jabs missed.
is this supposed to be rednecks, hillbillies? what is the puppet supposed to be?
is this supposed to be rednecks, hillbillies? what is the puppet supposed to be?
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8. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Gabriel Iglesias about George Bush
hmm for some reason i cant laugh when i know the guy talking will die quite soon from any one of a myriad of diseases
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9. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video The living camera
yeah well i can colour in a square, you dont see my bragging LOL that guy is crazy
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10. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Men's and women's brains
not funny, boring, is this humour?
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11. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Chinese take-away prank call
yeah pretty funny
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12. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Pablo Francisco and his trailer voices
get down again!!!
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13. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Paris Hilton interview
its saturday night live, its not staged. ITS SCRIPTED, stop having a cry about everything, its funny because he is a comedian. do you watch comedians and say "oh this is staged"
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14. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Huge Snake game
awesome ... all i can do is SOS with my window lol
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15. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Driving in Poland
i want to know who sings this song
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16. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Driving in Poland
i want to know who sings this song
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17. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Fail compilation
argh some of those are pretty crap. how about instead of speeding up the crunch part, try slowing it down
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18. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Paris Hilton interview
funny. you think your kids doent already know this stuff? i bet they have even saw her video
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19. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Dog attempting suicide
this wasnt allowed to air i am pretty sure
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20. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Americans are NOT stupid...
the scary thing about this is that there is so many more of these. Chasers also did one on major landmarks and buildings and they had NOOO chance lol
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21. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Lego machine gun
the fact that 2 direct hits can't even break an egg... makes this lame
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22. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video F-22 maneuverability
i think the problem people have with these types of clips is that they dont like aeroplanes. that being said this clip sucks because the camera is so close you cant actually see the aeroplane relevant to the ground.
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24. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Goal by goalkeeper
wow... itwas probably the most interesting thing that happened in soccer ever! but then again it wasnt interesting
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25. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video How to annoy someone
2 and 3 - all this crap is 'drivel' thats why we watch it. so get over it, really
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26. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Acrobatic ninja moves
isnt this just gymnastics? cool anyway
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27. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Crutches dance
and this is funny/cool how? i would prefer to watch a fat kid watch a reality tv show
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28. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Superman
directed to kami -
quoted from kami "1st: the springboard that flukes, it'll give the guy a huge push"
what i said "going into the air... HE ACCELERATES WHICH BREAKS THE LAWS OF PHYSICS"
after he got the initial push from the spring he started accelerating through the air. in any case he should be decelerating due to friction due to the air. and as eluded by markinpa it is fake. so ultimately you shown everyone you didnt even take physics and i did pass physics (barely)
quoted from kami "1st: the springboard that flukes, it'll give the guy a huge push"
what i said "going into the air... HE ACCELERATES WHICH BREAKS THE LAWS OF PHYSICS"
after he got the initial push from the spring he started accelerating through the air. in any case he should be decelerating due to friction due to the air. and as eluded by markinpa it is fake. so ultimately you shown everyone you didnt even take physics and i did pass physics (barely)
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29. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Superman
you know what, i do really hate when people say stuff is fake. but on the other hand i do really hate when people say stuff that is OBVIOUSLY FAKE that it is not fake.
simply put
after he hits the thing and starts going into the air... HE ACCELERATES WHICH BREAKS THE LAWS OF PHYSICS. you know physics, the one thing that governs everything? yeah well a guy can not suddenly accelerate mid-air with no force acting upon him.
simply put
after he hits the thing and starts going into the air... HE ACCELERATES WHICH BREAKS THE LAWS OF PHYSICS. you know physics, the one thing that governs everything? yeah well a guy can not suddenly accelerate mid-air with no force acting upon him.
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30. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Pointless car jump
looks like the roof wasn't steel?
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31. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Painful baseball shot
lol hear the stupid mum in the back ground saying 'omg omg'
i tried pausing it on his head... but it just goes to fast. this is why i play rugby league, if some one gets hit in the head all it is is embarrassing and every re-nicknames you to 'falcon'
i tried pausing it on his head... but it just goes to fast. this is why i play rugby league, if some one gets hit in the head all it is is embarrassing and every re-nicknames you to 'falcon'
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32. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Head-banging kittens
a recipe for a good dinner
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33. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Boy trapped inside a claw vending machine
its because its from australia, and unlike other countries our news dont fear monger, and we don't kill each other (usually) so less 'kid goes crazy and kills everyone at school' or '22 car pileup' dont show up on the news coz it doesnt happen
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34. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video How to shop in the supermarket
its amazing how a food product can be thrown forwards while going up and when it falls, it starts flying backwards to the trolley that is behind it.
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35. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Egg prank goes bad
fuck if that asian kicked me in the nuts i would kick him in the face
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36. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video School exam
i tried this... he knew who i was
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37. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Golden Eagle vs mountain goats
i so do not want to go tramping on that mountain
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38. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Man almost hit by train
i have a problem with the fact that he didnt run straight accross the line, he ran down the line for a bit and then across, if you needed to get across wouldnt you go straight across
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39. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Popping a water balloon at 2000 fps
this would also have to be the lamest video i have seen. Thers actually a video of a water balloon falling that doesnt actually pop, which is mad to see
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40. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video George Bush is funny
lol so you are making fun of UK by saying you a screwed up enough to think you are cool because you have a gun? well i am happy that i am not at danger of being murdered for nothing just because everyone who roams the street at night have guns
have a good life in your great country (btw i am not from uk)
have a good life in your great country (btw i am not from uk)
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41. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Face dance
i am pretty sure there is no muscle in the ear that can make it curl up. if it was just wiggling i could understand but curling is a whole new thing, this person would have had to evolve about 100,000 years in just 1 mutation event to be that messed up to actually do this. So i would have to be one of those people i hate, and say this is fake
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42. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Pole dance catfight
hmm either this is staged or these people have a very long reaction time. but i am for the long reaction time.... wow how dope can you get, go in for the punch if the other person isn't aware
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43. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Monkey versus dog
i want one for my partner in crime
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44. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video The dangers of being a TV news reporter
i now have cramped cheeks from this
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45. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Firehose rodeo
why is there always a dick who says its fake when they know shit
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46. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Are men better than women?
the girl attacks him at the end, he says one thing about her weight and dr phil gets pissy about it. fuck dr phil is a dick weed. he is only on tv to make fat people feel better about themselves.
i saw one how this fat chick is crying and says 'ive tried everything to lose weight, ive tried dieting, ive tried pills..." and then dr phil sympathises with her.
have you ever heard of exercise???
i saw one how this fat chick is crying and says 'ive tried everything to lose weight, ive tried dieting, ive tried pills..." and then dr phil sympathises with her.
have you ever heard of exercise???
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47. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Bride gone crazy
it has to be a movie. otherwise it would be a wedding-homicide
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48. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Only in Russia: Lada footage
finally, are car that sucks more then mine
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49. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Ice Age 3 trailer
dinosaurs... after humans?
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50. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Cat loves to be spanked
i tried the same thing with my old cat. but mine had nails in it
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51. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Incredibly accurate archer
spook24 read what you said. mythbusters tested whether is was possible to SPLIT an arrow. this arrow wasnt split. it was just shot in between a hollow one.
and all the people who say this is fake or that he had thousands of tries. On that same episode of mythbusters they got a pro archor in and he hit the arrow like every 2nd attempt.
and all the people who say this is fake or that he had thousands of tries. On that same episode of mythbusters they got a pro archor in and he hit the arrow like every 2nd attempt.
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52. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Stupid Xbox 360 thief
this is why i keep my mouth shut
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53. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Penguins can fly after all
i know for a fact this is tru, because i am a penguin and i can fly
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54. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Can time slow down?
Noobeater are you shitting me? time will cease to exist. that is the stupidest thing i have ever heard. Time is always ticking away, just because we don't know how fast doesn't change shit. you could make an argument that the way we measure time is wrong, but even that argument is stupid as the time measurements we used were just arbitrarily designated, not just made up.
sigh
also time didn't slow down, he just thought faster. its amazing, waste of money, but guess what? people watched it.
sigh
also time didn't slow down, he just thought faster. its amazing, waste of money, but guess what? people watched it.
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55. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Torturing chocolate bunnies
i like
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56. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Waves in Bretagne
survivor: light house
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57. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video F-15 dogfight
i agree... boring
everyone knows (apart from americans) that the american defence force sucks, they just win shit through numbers. no skill
everyone knows (apart from americans) that the american defence force sucks, they just win shit through numbers. no skill
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58. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Scary maze prank
check out the 17s
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59. Patriot commented 17 years ago on video Cool Whip (part 2)
cool hwhip
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60. Patriot commented 17 years ago on video Masturbation Look a Like Catch Phrase
thats gay they cut out a good bit in it,
she says " i dont get it'
she says " i dont get it'
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61. Patriot commented 17 years ago on video Don't judge too quickly
i love all of these ads
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62. Patriot commented 17 years ago on video Funny Church Stuff
what else is church for
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63. Patriot commented 17 years ago on video Things to do when the boss is away
that is why you need a camera for, see yourself getting axed
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64. Patriot commented 17 years ago on video Good landing
lol.. i would 2
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65. Patriot commented 17 years ago on video Unnecessary Censorship
kimmel is mad, go !@#$ yourself
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66. Patriot commented 17 years ago on video The Assumption Song
good shit... very true
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67. Patriot commented 17 years ago on video Miss South Carolina Teen USA's answer
this has actually raised my expectations of female american teenagers
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68. Patriot commented 17 years ago on video Supercooling
i was about to say... and iodide solution would be yellow... and i have done the exploding water thing, its fun, at the expense of the cup it is in. try it with destilled or de-mineralised water.
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70. Patriot commented 17 years ago on video Worst burglar ever
can i say... only in america
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71. Patriot commented 17 years ago on video Microwave experiments
the urge is coming back
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72. Patriot commented 17 years ago on video Best office prank *ever*
lol...
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73. Patriot commented 17 years ago on video Back flip on a slackline
wow to think it only took him his entire adolescence to do that, i cant think any better way of spending those years ...
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74. Patriot commented 17 years ago on video Heineken commercial
i would take the beer
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75. Patriot commented 17 years ago on video 207 million dollars
you think you would have given up the job just a bit before you got that much dough. and maybe they would still be on the streets not in prison, i spose thats our best tool against these guys, their bloody stupid
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76. Patriot commented 17 years ago on video The invisible rope
nah this is funny, i like the people who just slow down when they go through it... really you should just go straight through it. or stop, the people who slow down are idiots
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77. Patriot commented 17 years ago on video Bicycle bell in Japan
lol if only it worked in australia
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78. Patriot commented 17 years ago on video Brilliant goal
whats with the lame sound effects... the crowds reaction would have been much better
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79. Patriot commented 17 years ago on video Nuclear explosions
this is mad
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80. Patriot commented 17 years ago on video How to impress your boss
LOL... if only it worked
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81. Patriot commented 17 years ago on video Lion kisses rescuer
its all hugs and kisses until that lion rips his/her head off
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83. Patriot commented 17 years ago on video The best Harry Potter spoilers video
i registered just for this!!! lol mad guys. i totally ripped everyone up at my uni. told everyone what happened in my lecture class when i ran past the mic!!! HEHE they were all laughing apart from teh few who were crying, and the other half of the lecture throwing shit at me, swearing lol!
0 1. Patriot commented 16 years ago on video Think twice before going on a bus driven by a woman