U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi...

Occupational Health and Safety are obviously absent from this workplace. It's all fun and games until you lose the apprentice, lol.

That's why they are running to grab him #3, lol, another customer with no choice

Poor guy...his BF takes him on a ride that he obviously didn't want to go on and now he is an internet sensation. lol

My brother has bipolar schizophrenia. He reckons that he hears voices. The voices told him that my sister and my dad had an affair together and plotted against my mother and murdered and buried her body.

Of course not true and when my sister found out she was totally disgusted. lol.

Schizophrenia is so horrible. I don't have a brother anymore. It's just a shell of a man that I once knew. It's so sad. I miss him so much and just hope that one day whatever switch was turned on in his brain can be undone. I have offered for him to come live with me but I think he prefers to be at the half way house.

#(removed comment) Hollywood movie explosions won't send you home in a body bag.

#3 A wee bit drunk while writing his comment.

2 and a half minutes of my life I will never get back.

#(removed comment) This isn't youtube, you can see people getting run over on other websites. This is why I come to snotr because the videos are not as graphic.

This is so well done. Glad the old ladies didn't have a heart attack.

Pretty horrific actually. Glad he wasn't brain damaged.

Wow, wonder what the story is here? Wierd place to have a polar bear. Very strange.

That was amazing. Well made. lol @ #27, he's kicking it back with his girl Wanda and scoring some weed off of Whitebeard.

Can see that going horribly wrong, shovels are sharp edged tools that will cut deep

Taking a flame-thrower to a halloween party. What could possibly go wrong?

Wow, he seemed totally ok with getting thrown in as well, he must get that alot.

Wow!!! Like dominoes.

Lol, was just thinking at the last scene, wonder what the cops would do if he was caught riding an unlicensed bike on the road. Guess that answered my question.

Love when dogs get in the playful bow. The bird didn't give him much of a chance.

Wow, the angry man in the scooter in the last clip would of been hurt big time. Hope that wasn't a high elevator shaft.

'If dolphins are so smart then why do they live in igloos'?

Looks like this is one company that builds these http://www.metropartsmarket.com/catalogs/customgokart.html Pretty expensive. Looks like fun but not sure I can justify to the wife why we should spend $3000 on one, lol.

haha, knocked out cold

The horrible thing is that being in the Royal Australian Navy I have been in similiar seas. Food doesn't taste as good the second time it comes up. Excellent footage.

Ouch!!! That gotta hurt.

#8 You need to have the hash symbol in front of the number you are trying to highlight first for it to work.

Lol, the fat one cries.

This is definitely not Australia #5, the signs are different and they are driving on the opposite sides of the road. Might be just a similar incident.

Is it just me or does it look like the reason he was able to fall through the windscreen so easily was because he actually didn't have a windscreen to start with. I can see the side mirror shoot off but I can't see any glass shattering.

Now take three caps out in the middle so all the people with 'OCD' start to lose their shit.

Oh lol, I thought they were workers turning on their microphones before the politicians rocked up. Now I see what's happening.

Jesus christ...look at that boong wagon go.

Wow, first time in my life I have felt old. Wonder what game systems our kids will be playing? Actually, I can already guess. Google boxstation.

redneck wonderland

Love the ending, 'Hey get the hell out of my nest'

#6 Just do what I do, pause it then let it load while you go do a load of washing, the shopping, walk the dogs, read the junk mail and when you get back it should be almost finished. That way I get to enjoy snotr and still watch their videos.

#(removed comment) Yes that would be so much worse, luckily they don't play any sports with sledgehammers....WTF???

Loved it, well done.

So funny for the two guys. Maybe not so funny for the woman. I personally lost it laughing.

#9 You mean like this video http://www.snotr.com/video/4568

LOL, the third standby ref must of being packing his dacks.

Going, going....gone!!! I would be pretty pissed off if I was the owner of that place.

He was only 21, psychotic 21 year old, needs to be taken down a peg.

Just want him to post his home invasion video. 'So this guy jumped into my yard and I heard my bear trap get triggered and a scream, this gave me time to run to my shed but then I had the problem of which weapon to grab first, so many choices'

I liked America when I visited it but the coke tastes awful, they use corn syrup and it doesn't taste the same as Australian coke. For some reason they drive on the wrong side of the road as well

"Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race."

~H.G. Wells, novelist

Awesome video guys, that would be fun. Unfortunately I still hold the 15 stitches scar on my left knee when I came off my skateboard all those years ago. Took out a chunk of meat right down to the tendon. "Mum armpads and kneepads are dorky, none of the other kids have to wear them".

That made me feel sick watching that!!! He was lucky not to die.

#6 Sounds just like him, lol. 'Don't touch my drumset'.

HAHA, love the comments.

That sounds like maybe you shouldn't put your hand in it after reading post no #7's link.

This is very well done.

#9 "Look at the brain on Brad"

So funny, god that country brings out some crazy tv programs

That was actually quite funny, good work Portugal for finding this.

#10 No one is forcing this bird onto the ball. He looks like he/she is doing that on its own.

lol, this guy was insane. Haha, #1 called it.

Woah, I thought that was dubbed on top but maybe it is actually what they played, haha.

#12 Would that be from the description under the title?

Cool, wonder why it makes that noise

Love the cleavage cam but scary stuff.

Maybe pain not paint #7, lol. Unless your talking about painting their underwear.

Do you reckon the coffee was hot?

Well part from being totally disgusting it was also hilarious.

Wow, that's all I can say. Someone can get smacked that hard in the balls and not even flinch. Pretty bloody amazing. Agree with #11.

His dick must be like "that's it, I can't take it anymore, i'm packing my balls and moving out".

"Oh the bad language, oh my precious ears...".

Really? I am sure you have heard worse language before, this is tame.

I thought it was well done and I gave it a thumbs up.

#8 I totally agree with you. Got a wierd feeling in my guts watching this, made me nervous for them.

Yeah thought I would put this up. One of my dad's writing buddies. I would be suing the council if I was him, at least for medical expenses.

Get to the chopper

Yeah #2 can totally see Justin Bieber in there.

This is actually how people get seriously injured or even killed, because when someone trips or falls there is no getting up. It has happened before. Greed at the worst. That is why they have online shopping, lol.

'Don't forget to get your pets spayed and neutered, it's very important', lol, so random.

Have a donate option. I would donate a $1 a pay towards the site to make improvements and I am sure more people would do the same. I donate to other websites that I like. Every bit counts.

That's a negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full

Yeah #5, I sometimes just open new tabs on the videos I want to watch and come back half an hour later.

I feel sorry for the idiot that ever tries to break into this guy's house, he will come out looking like a pin cushion

Film, come on reels #3, that is what you are hearing

Holy crap, is that asbestos? That dust is a killer if it is, really hope for these guys sake that it isn't.

Similar thing happened to me when I had to go away to sea for 3 weeks, demonstrating to my wife how to feed the snake, I dangled the mouse too low and being poor of sight the python bit my hand. 'Yeah he usually doesn't do that, you will be ok when you feed him though'. Didn't hurt but drew alot of blood, hinge jawed mouths, like little hypodermic needles all their teeth. She was very scared, pretty much when she had to feed him opened the lid and threw the mouse in as fast as she could. When he got alot bigger, he used to strike the lid so hard, had to put a dustpan on his head to calm him down, put a thawed out rat in his cage and then get out again. Placid snake when he wasn't been fed.

#4 What is that?

Embarrassing as it is, I have a navy tale to tell. When I was still fresh in and we had friendly fighter jets attack our ship for training, they were asking me from the operations room of our ship if the wings were dirty or clean? I took that as literal. I didn't realise dirty meant it had missiles and clean meant it was not carrying missiles. My reply was 'It looks clean, I am sure the airforce wash their planes but it's a few hundred metres in the air so I can't be sure".

oh we will miss all of your negative feedback Miss Marmalade, lol.

I spent ages googling this after, found youtube clips but not subtitled like this video. This is comedy genius, does anyone know where to find episodes that we can watch?

lol at no.5, i want one!

A 1000 contacts? Hmmm

#1 I think it is called the wind. If it was time lapse, I don't think he would of held his arm out.

Guess it just goes to show, when you think you have problems there are always people out there who are worst off.

Lol, seen his brake lights on. Don't think they are going to work for you buddy. Ouch.

#9 Then why am I laughing, that guy was an idiot. haha

This is cool but nothing like being behind a .50cal machine gun. Shooting 2 armor piercing, 2 armor piercing incendiary and the 5th round being a tracer to see where you are shooting at night. Watching two tracer rounds ricochet off of a wave top and straight up into the night sky.

#5 You are so right. Was reading fast but couldn't keep up in parts. Very funny.

Don't worry Ritty5, I went to visit the States and was asked constantly what part of England I was from. When I told them Australia, they then asked is that near Scotland, I just had to laugh.

I don't think you can lower the outriggers until the crane is stopped.

So jealous, wish I had the courage to do something like this. Just you hear and read about all the horror stories of when it doesn't go to plan, just a bit too scary.

It looked like most of the time, the clearance at the bottom of the bike was getting caught on the top of the ramp, the front wheel makes it then the middle of the bike gets caught

Must be an Australian connection you mean #9. I have lots of videos that sometimes take ages to load, just don't complain because what is the point.

#2 Have you watched 'Goon'? I believe from watching that video they actually just have guys in their teams that are just thugs, the heavy blockers to protect the valuable goal shooters. I could be wrong but since that movie was based on a true story, who knows?

Can't believe I still call them videos, lol. My son who is only three months old will make fun of me one day for watching movies on DVD, let alone VHS, or even betacord, lol.

LOL, probably was not the best thing to be watching while eating my breakfast but this compilation was great. Request that you keep these going monthly. 'OW MY BALLS'. Poor kid!!!

I actually find these interesting and like the fact that they don't go for more than 5mins so you don't get bored.

Got to say amazing footage, not sure how they get the cameras down in the burrows.

Did anyone else cringe as she was going through the air?

Well he kind of run out of options with that white car closing the gap and the other racers. He had no where else to go.

#10. That would be like slapping god in the face.

lol @ #(removed comment). You are sick.

Hmm....seems some people really want to get their achievement points and will do anything to do it. It actually scares me a little when I see how many videos I have watched and the amount of time I have spent watching them are.

What a crazy country.

Lol, boomerangs are awesome. We had these performers come down to do a night display with some expensive LED light rigged boomerangs. The lights go out after 30seconds, which unfortunately wasn't enough for the performers to retrieve one of their boomerangs in time. Try finding that on an oval in the dark, I know some kid has a really awesome boomerang now, haha.
I don't work for this company but if you have always wanted to try throwing one that will come back with some practice, check out http://rangsboomerangs.com/. Hold upright, point into the wind, flick the wrist and if you don't know how to catch....DUCK!!!

Awesome videos, might teach people do start driving more carefully. I have noticed a big increase in unsafe drivers lately and I get tailgated for doing the speed limit on the freeway as if sitting on my ass is going to make me move faster. I just ignore and hope that I don't have to break suddenly.

#3 Unfortunately when I was living in a dormitory, came back really drunk from the pub, flipped open the laptop and had passed out before it had flashed back up.

Massive long list of porn clips on media player started back up on high volume after about 4 hours of orgasmic screaming coming from my room someone bashed on my door waking me up. He asked if I could kindly turn my porn down because he and the other ten people outside my door couldn't sleep.

When ever I throw a grenade, after that pin is pulled I hold the striker in white knuckled until it is time to throw it. They scare the hell out of me, don't trust them.

My friend let it go between the instructors legs and everyone shit themselves. Was like McHale's navy that day, lol. Lucky we got rid of it in time. Would of killed them both.

Lol, I would kick him out of the shop. He was pretty decent bloke to put up with that little shit.

Wow, #24 I had no idea. I actually thought the world of warcraft video was real. This kid is a good little actor. He had me duped. Thanks for linking that youtube clip.

That was amazing footage.

I reckon it had boxer in it

Ok lets cut that girl away, I think she is trouble.

God she shits me with her dancing but that was actually quite good.

Yeah the last minute the sound went out of sync

Whoops #3, they are onto you, lol

Looks like an Australian dog, a Red Heeler

Was expecting the snowski to land on him 5 seconds after he had stopped, just when he was saying 'phew, that was close, could of got hurt', maybe that is just in the cartoons

I know some videos take long to load and others have made complaints in the past but this one video might be an all nighter , I just hope by the time I get up for brekky it will be done, it looks interesting too. Strange because the Pogo stick and the Muhammad Ali video loaded relatively fast.

That was awesome, very well done.

Ouch these would of hurt

Bigger than my backyard

#4 It is for military use, they are designing robots that can carry packs and is able to walk over tough terrain where wheels would otherwise get stuck.

Aluminimum doesn't rust like that so I am guessing steel.

Think he was running for his life miss Marmalade, lol.

Would love to know how fast he was going?

http://www.71international.com/news/20100412_benidorm_bastards.php Sounds like the program is fairly new, only premiering in March. So it might be a short while before we get subtitles. Sounds promising though.

Tune sounds like an old Eminem song

God that was funny.

I would love to half her skill, the best I can do is own goal, lol.

Ooops....oh well. The world is still turning, I think we will be ok.

There is a mistake here. Why would a video this old have coming fall 2010.

Remember years ago someone bashing at my bedroom window early at sunrise. Was most surprised to find an owl bashing at the glass.

lol, good to see the admins have a good sense of humor. However they should know the internet is for porn http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTM5oGv8hvM

#15 I am not sure what you mean? He is 67 years old, so maybe show a little respect. He is also a successful author so not sure how you are seeing him as being retarded. He was well in his rights to swim in the local pool and the council should of checked for swimmers first.
I agree with #14. Maybe it was the council worker's first day.

Lol, that is hilarious. Smart asses laughing at them. Reminds me of this that happened in Perth outside a packed pub on a sunday afternoon, http://aussieexotics.com/2006/12/17/perth-ferrari-360-spider-crash-dui

Lol, most of his skits make me laugh, some make me cringe. This one was good, I still think Mario Kart was awesome.

Talking about giving yourself a hernia, pushing your stomach out of your mouth.

I was feeling sick the whole time watching this, that would hurt so much. I hate when I get asked to spot people in the gym. Just worried the whole time that little 70kg me is not going to be able to help get that 100kg bar off of them if it falls.

This was in Maddington, Perth, Western Australia. About 2 years ago, the fuel pump on the truck ignited the bowser and caused the Woolworths petrol station to blow up. My friend captured it on his mobile phone across the road. Heaps closer footage than this.

Language warning and plus my mate is a bit immature, lol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZTP4pT0W0E&feature=share

This video was shot a few streets back for a perspective on how high the fireball went up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J9WzLVSITc&feature=related

Lol, we are the country founded by convicts.

That looks more like a dingo to me.

How funny was that last ten secs?

Austin Powers music??? Lol

She would receive a good smack in the face if she stuffs it. A basketball on the chin wouldn't tickle.

Man the amount of people coming out the windows is amazing. The seatbelts are there as a fashion accessory. They guy that came out the back windscreen would of been hurting.

My new ringtone, lol

#24 Well being in the Australian navy we do 9mm browning range practices from different distances, one only being 5 metres from the target, depending on the serial.

Shotguns haven't got a massive range. Buckshot is good for up to 125 metres away. Then as you get the different types of rounds with more shot inside them the maximum effective range becomes less. We mainly use 6 shot with has 225steel bearings inside them. The maximum effective range becomes only 50 metres.

If this is real he would of had to have been using buckshot, otherwise he would of fragged his whole face with any other type of round. Pretty scary, darwinism at his best.

Was that in Australia?

I hate how the sound goes out of sync towards the end of the clip.

He won't probably get anymore parts anymore now this video has been made. His perfect disguise being unnoticeable until now.

Yeah that lighthouse could of been real nasty #3, we need the best proctologist money can buy, there is a parachute man that has a spike up his poo-chute.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtNjBxFsDxffk41XdoptoTIjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20100930083901AABMNzO

Airhorns were hilarious

Wow, on the thinner metal, it flies along

#6 I was studying technology in uni and got onto biomimicry, those Japanese trains changed the nose of the front to mimic a kingfisher bird because they observed them fly into the water at great speed with little to no splash. I found the whole biomimicry subject to be really fascinating.

#11 I would leave this one up and take down http://www.snotr.com/video/1360 because it looks a bit pixelated.

That is bloody nuts. I would be looking into premium health insurance if I lived there.

Holy crap that car crashing into that shop was scary

That made me laugh so much. Looked so painful but wow. That was so funny and the watermelon just exploded around her head. Ouch.

To quote Chris Rock "You got knocked the fuck out man".

That's just a go-kart with a roof.

7:25 Oh, oh so funny.

Closes the door at the end thinking "why the hell you want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane anyway."

Dogs actually can develop a complex when laughed at by their owners. I had to make an effort not to laugh at my two dogs when they got groomed for the first time. They looked so different.

Damn, the kid must of caught ginger-vitus.

Is this a scene out of Inception?

Nice No.#3, top movie.

So take the NASA shilling meant they got paid out to leave their homes? Seems like NASA just moved in and took over the place.

Lol, that's getting shared to FB for sure. That was the funniest ad. Loved the shopping trolley, you knew it was about to happen but was still funny when it did.

Holy crap, that thing is glowing hot. Wonder how thick and what type of metal it would take to contain that heat?

#13 Disappointing that didn't see any Australian made beers on your list. We have had some international award winning beers made in Tasmania.

What the hell kind of a name for a train station 'Bath Spa', lol.

'Now take your weapons of Mass Destruction, and get the fuck outta here!'

#(removed comment) This ain't youtube, can't drop the c-bomb in your comments.

Hahaha, sorry number #2 but have to disagree. That one little pebble will mess up your whole day.

Surprised he doesn't get electrocuted from the static electricity. Not sure how it is getting earthed.

Not sure, because I watch most of my videos from this website. So got really annoyed how some videos not all buffer. So complained to my ISP and they told me that your website had a low ping rate. I am still not 100% convinced because I have had some other people complain that the ISP they can be slow as well. I am in an ADSL+2 non-enabled and the people in the enabled get faster speeds. Could be just where I live unfortunately. How do we watch your videos on Iphones? Don't seem to get the video come up when you search your website using the safari browser on the phone?

Great movie #19 can't believe some people didn't get it.

That was scary stuff, reminds me of that documentary 'Touching the Void'.

#8 Best bit about that link is it doesn't take 10mins to load the video, lol

That was tonnes of metal flying into a stationary object, of course it was going to punch a hole through the ship.

Wow, that is cool

Lol, the last girl hits the curb but still keeps texting

Was anyone else watching this the whole time cringing. I knew the shark was going to bite him but just didn't know when, was going, oh god, any second now, haha.

Lol, look at the name of the poster.

It isn't fake.

Sure beats the 2ltr Coke bottle that my friend and I used to muck around with. Drill a hole in the lid, half fill it with water and hold an air compressor onto it until we had no strength left to hold on then run like hell. That thing was lethal and I swear it would chase us, good times.

lol, on the first video where the man falls over, you can hear the driver swearing if you listen carefully.

'He's fine' or 'he's fucked'? We never get to see the end.

'Baby, while your down there...'

If I only had a spare 15 mins....

Wow, I work for the Australian defence force and this seems like a really good idea. Wondering how hard it would be to remove it when you are finished with it?

My friend just come back from the 'Sandpit' and they were camping in swags in a captured taliban bunker and three months later they realised there were a hundred tonnes of munitions hidden underneath the ground where they were camping. There must be explosives buried everywhere over there.

These shelters would beat the hell out of swags, the freezing conditions at night and the enemy fire over the walls.

Man, this is my favourite website but the servers are so slow. Takes forever for me to load videos. Really annoying. Used to think it was my ISP.

Resemblance to the picture up in the right hand corner...nope I don't see it, lol

#5 asked a good question. I wondered how the knight jumps as well, since I sometimes use that as my opening move. The video doesn't show it.

That he-she looks like a ranga' version of Wierd Al' Yankovich. That was a woman, right?

baby baboon dies, the end.

Well really, bulls##t test. Why would anyone be texting that in the 1st place?

lol "WHAT THE F**K".

Wife suddenly starts suspecting husband of being a cross-dresser after finding all her products are now half empty.

#16 I don't know. I reckon this guy is for real. He seems just either really unlucky or just a major window licker.

Trollolololololo

Slow to get started but actually quite good ad.

I love the new south park episode on Tiger Woods