This makes me wanna watch the movie 'Sunshine' again.

Amazing diversity of animals. Now let's hope the scumbag humans stay the fuck out of there!

#1 Vodka my friend. gives them russians super powers!

the more you drink, the stronger you'll get.

Recently I received a parrot as a gift.
he had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

I tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else I could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, I was fed up and I yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. i shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.

So, in desperation, I threw up my hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that I'd hurt the parrot, i quickly opened the freezer door.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto my outstretched arms and said:

"I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions."

"I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behaviour."

I was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As I was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behaviour, the bird continued:

"May I ask what the turkey did?!"

awww this was so damn cute that i had to punch the wall to feel manly again!

old school forever! NES and Super Nintendo

http://i.imgur.com/QixWd.gif

The Dalai Lama, when asked what surprised him most about humanity, he said:

“Man.
Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.
And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present;
the result being that he does not live in the present or the future;
he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.”

And this video just totally did my day.

Special dog and special human being. much RESPECT for people like him

"E.T. phone home!"

thank you Steven Spielberg for creating this masterpiece.
i always shed a few manly tears each time i see it

1:45 "oh my god, felt like something went up my butt"

yeah, i think he totally shit himself.

He needs one of these..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlT3KbiCyrA

Long live Snotr! you guys

That'll do pig, that'll do..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjQtzV9IZ0Q

Mean prank, but i laughed.

#7 it's not a mental problem, she's just an average american..

just kidding. don't hate

i think i'd totally crap my pants

yeah buddy, you won't get laid anytime soon.

so.. when it will be added the cathegory "Russians"?
i think they deserve their own.

0:04 Dropkick! asshole goat

lol the happiest dog in the world

Remi, you are my goddamn hero!

Hurr durr, 'merica number 1. Fuck yeah, bitches n tits. Beer and vaginas. Explosion everywhere, my dick is bigger than an aircraft carrier mothafuckaaas.

Doesn't matter; had sex!

he's with her not for her brain, but because she's probably great in bed.

'merica..

Lol fucking awesome!
i need to get me one of these birds (if they're not expensive)

"No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich."

-Louis Sabin

#2 Epic comment my friend

you're doing it wrong

Not sure if suicide or the barracuda just tried to attack the guy.

"a Dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." Josh Billings

now poor pup is suffering because of a stupid careless alcoholic..

Mother of God.

Spoiled pup
but to be honest i probably wouldn't resist to pet him too.

To be perfect he only needed to be smoking a joint.

Clever girl

oh God, i can't stop laughing at this

The lions when they were younger. so damn adorable!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdPZqW7Z_9A

i wanna hug and cuddle with those lions too! they look so gentle

i have a 12 inch penis too *BEEP*
ok, it's actually 6.. *BEEP*
Fine! it's only 3 inch

DAMN!! the sound it made, i bet a few teeth were lost.

what she looks like after the kick ->

Wish i had a pet like this to watch movies with me.

me drinking beer, he drinking milk..

baby monkey is so cute. ahah

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known,
To sound just like a song.

Some farts do not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger awhile.

A fart can create
A most-curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, but deadly.

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairies,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later.

So be not afraid
Of the invisible gas,
For always remember,
That farts, too, shall pass.

why is it so much fun to watch things being demolished?

"Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die." - Johnny Carson

Priceless, he even dips the noodles to soft them before giving them to the dog.
i these interspecies friendship videos.

it makes me wonder, if different types of animals can get along fine then why can't we? damn humans..

yeah, but i speak portuguese and he doesn't!

ahah this totally made my day Favorited!

To infinity and beOHHHHH..

Now that's real 'merican redneck entertainment.

YeeHaw!!

1:01 i bet the dog wants to play too, but no one plays with him - forever alone

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k308/nelsonricardocosta/crab.gif

So cool. this video put me in a really good mood

the guy looks like Ben Harper!

Holy crap! he looked like a rag doll

Money makes the ugly guys seem handsome.

it's one of the things i'm most afraid of when i'm driving, running over some idiot crossing the road outside the crosswalk.

#1 that video was already uploaded to Snotr 3 months ago - http://www.snotr.com/video/7930/Art_With_Salt

Not Russia, it's Portugal. these guys are from a village not very far away from where i live actually.
yeah, we got lots of rednecks over here too..

a living legend! he and Morgan Freeman are my favorite hollywood actors.

from Gran Torino - "shut your fucking face!"

This gave me chills! Brilliant.

(the guy looks like Billy Corgan from the Smashing Pumpkins)

Interspecies friendship is really awesome.

3:26 "Allah Ackbar!" *boom* that guy is already in paradise enjoying his 72 virgins.

i felt terrible when my dog died too. it was tough but at least he died of old age. it must be devastating to watch your animal suffer and having to put him down

"Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made." ~ Roger Caras

i thought it was a repost but it's not. it's just a few clips are the same of this video posted 2 years ago - http://www.snotr.com/video/3610/Sneaky_green_screens

Holy crap, this seems really cool.

#2 i agree, not expensive at all

LMAO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOwDDnKYCrc

Sweet movements. it almost looks like he is made out of rubber
Song: Awolnation - Sail

Crazy mothafucka i hope Hollywood sees this guy and hire him for their next action movie.
maybe as a bad guy in a movie with Steven Seagal

Fixed - http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k308/nelsonricardocosta/cattroll.gif

Very cool kid

Awesome. and now i learned the movements name.
Next time that i try one of those if something goes wrong and someone asks me:
"Dude, how did you break your arm?"
"I was trying to perform a Pimpflip"

Holy shit, that was a hard hit
how come they didn't hear the bike coming?

Adorable pup

ahah. hey buddy no free rides!

1:47 Faithtality

0:08 Nice headbutt. i'll call you "Zidane"

i don't think any amount of money would make me do this..

That bitch was nothing but trouble.
Moral is, never trust a strange woman or you're screwed big time!

wow, Danny Devito is really pissed!!

i want to get away, i want to fly away, yeah yeah yeah

Girl: "Hey fuckers!" Karma worked really fast this time

Imagine if he has to sneeze

Sick skills and good looks!

Yep, totally true. good guys always get friend-zoned.

Women.. {¬L¬}

Man this is so true. the damn pride blinds us to our own fragility and weaknesses, causing us to believe that we are somehow superior to those who fail or stumble.
We have to admit it, swallowing our pride and say i'm sorry it's one of the hardest things to do. But would you rather save your relationship or live alone with your pride?

They sure have good taste in music.

#5 http://www.snotr.com/video/261/Needs_more_cowbell

i feel bad for laughing at this

Lol so awesome. bet the snake was like: "Dead end fool! say your last prayers.."
Frog "i don't think so!" *jumps and holds on to branch* cool pose http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k308/nelsonricardocosta/epicfrog.jpg

"How is that possible?"

"It's the army bro"

"Show me the money!"

Poor kitty is really depressed

They have some really smart dogs in Canada eh

Hey, shouldn't this vid be in the prank category?

#1 http://shrediquette.blogspot.com/p/shrediquette-mm6.html
see here

8:51 insane. the guy hit 3 or 4 parked cars and kept on going

Dangerous prank. imagine if someone decided to kick it!

Truly impressive work. the guy has really steady hands

Freakin' awesome.

#3 Not sure if orgasm or seizure.. Nah, the guys are clearly enjoying what they're doing and having fun not minding about their looks.

They "scratch" it, literally

i guess the Boss was out that day uh

That's a small village in Portugal named Óbidos

it must not be easy to control one of these toys.

Lyrics: Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan…

One of the cutest asian babies i've ever seen. look at that fluffy cheeks

That's a Spider-squirrel
http://cstarr.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/spider-squirrel1.jpg

"The compassion for animals is the most noble virtue of human nature" Charles Darwin

Most of us wouldn't do that for any amount of money, and he does it just for fun.. crazy russians. gotta love them

This is only part 1/5

here's the rest:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuXkT_mNJbo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SxCJarZT-A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoWDwF51RuQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZMRN1NF88U

can you please repeat little fella?

Still impressive.

Just a yellow card? what a fucking joke.

i saw Yoda (1:52) lol
and Indiana Jones at the end was a nice touch too

Lol, she said: "Strawberry flavour!"
she's a very well-known brazilian actress who normally dates guys half her age and younger, so you know.. she gotta keep up with them

That cat is no pussy!

Of course girls watch porn, just a lot less frequent and most will never admit it.

\,,\ {-_-} /,,/

Looks like he was saying "Pikachu"

weird, i click "like" to share this video on facebook and it doesn't work
anyone else having this problem?

Looks familiar http://www.snotr.com/video/368/Squirrel_at_obstacle_course

"This is why he is the best tennis player in the world!"

Not anymore. Djokovic rose to No 1 in the ATP rankings - 4 july 2011

#2 For real. how the hell are we suppose to compete with this?

Can i has a puff?

0:22 Notice the way the mosquito lifts the leg. that has to be a female.. or a gay mosquito

Why are you guys complaining? i thought it was really cool, especially the shots where he used the walls.
and this one 3:22

wow, Terry Crews got some nice moves

Damn heights, you scary!

adorable Border collie. just made me melt

but the statue, so rude! maybe that's why they get peed so often

you are getting sleepy.. very sleepy.. ???? ???

Now that's cool
Here's an idea - cover your body with fire ants, and see if you can walk on water

1:03 amazing skill indeed

1:20 "Boards don't hit back.."

Simply amazing. That must be one of the best experiences life has to offer.
i wanna try it at least once before i die

Guys saying it's not funny maybe it's because you didn't know the song. that's why the video doesn't make much sense to you :p

it's from the Muppets show. old but gold! http://www.snotr.com/video/1001/The_Muppets_-_Mana_mana

Nice choice kid! we got cookies on the dark side

Known as the Crocodile Man, 52-year-old Chito swims, plays and even feeds the five metre long crocodile in the 100 metre squared lake close to his home. Chito rescued the 980 pound crocodile 20 years ago after finding him close to death in a nearby lake. Shot in the head by farmers after eating cows, Chito nursed the reptile back to health. After 10 years of bonding, Chito began to play with Pocho. Today tourists travel from all over the world to see the unusual spectacle.

#7 #12 According to the description in her youtube channel, she was recording the two trucks in front of her because they were messing around blocking each other out and holding up traffic.

Gotta love interspecies friendship '

#3 Actually that's a compliment to me since i'm uglier than that guy

"Don't move!"

that's my beautiful city, Porto.
you guys should visit it, we have good food and excellent wine

#3 You better be careful my friend, number 3 looks very kinky.. you saw all of the sex toys she hand in her hands?
She might wanna try a strap-on. and then you're literally f#cked!

Awesome show.
The black guy (Wayne Brady) is one of the funniest guys ever.
the first time i saw him was in this sketch he did with Dave Chapelle. epic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pEQbZCRoJM

#11 Way cooler with the audio
"Keep off my monkey balls you jive ass monkey!"

#7 Absolutely.

Those girls are really athletic.
They look so gracious doing parkour

wow. super long glow sticks

#2 Ellie Goulding - Lights (Bassnectar Remix)

#10 Jimmy Kimmel Live

Awesome dog.
owning a boxer is like having a full time clown for your personal entertainment.

unBEElivable! he was able to climb 40 meters of tree with that massive weight of his balls?!

Russian creativity at its best

Turtie got moves! shake that booty baby

Horrible accident

0:35 LMAO Impressive acting skills

Well done Alex, but your cousin Einstein ain't so bad either!
http://www.snotr.com/video/1827/Einstein_bird

Evil Monkeys

that was really neat

#15 Let Go (Instrumental) by Kraddy.

i had to watch the video twice, 'cause the first time i couldn't take my eyes off of her amazing ( . Y . )

#3 Yes. it's Bieber's turn..

Baby finds hilarious daddy ripping up the monthly bills

wow, this video just blew me away!

category: sports

i live in the country that makes the best chocolate in the world. my favorite is the toblerone milk chocolate with honey and almond nougat.
hmm.. my mouth is watering. gonna get some..

Like a glove.

She just had sex then went swimming. pheromones in the water are easy to detect by dolphins. notice how he gets the erection right when he buries his nose in her box.. i think i need a cigarette

yep fake, but still funny tho.
the guy that smacks the cameraman is the actor Ryan Phillipe

amusement parks in Russia look pretty safe..

The more you move the worse it gets
so just lay down and.. bee calm

Wow, they drool a lot don't they

2:22 Not drugs. that guy is clearly possessed
the power of Christ compels you!

damn nature, u scary!

He's as awesome as this brazilian skater.

http://www.snotr.com/video/6335/Og_de_Souza__Skates_only_with_his_hands_

Boobs have an amazing hypnotizing power. we just can't take our eyes off of them

F4cking hornets, pick someone of your own size!
but #11's video made me feel a bit better

#5 only 2? you better say 6 points, since 3 balls got in..

Who do i have to kill to have one of these?!

i would have answered: "My ex"

#9 ahahah

Just put a bag in her head or do her doggy style

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?!"

That's right people. take good care of your

"This is fantabulous"

Remarkable. first time i see 2 people fit in such a small box

#16 Movie expert!

Beautiful and lethal, deadly combination

2:20 Lmao, slap in the dude's face
poor guy, how i understand you.. i wouldn't be able to stop lookin' at that hypnotizing tush too

Noooooooooooooo!! this is horrible, all that sweet nectar wasted

Looks like a swarm of mosquitos sorrounding the earth.

#9 Aliens have supposedly a way more advanced technology than us, so i think that was piece of cake..

0:38 Bird trolling the cat

This is probably fake, but still i pmsl

#2 i think she said: "No, but i can f4ck with u for that dollar" cheapest prostitute ever?

What a bunch of bullies

4:30 canibal rat

#(removed comment) kid can't sing?? that's not the point..
it's just a heartwarming video of a father and his little daughter bonding. they're just having a good time

Look mom, no hands!

he's one hell of a rapper too

http://www.snotr.com/video/831/Everyday_Normal_Guy_rap_song

They should have used the song "eye of the tiger" instead of "la bamba" i think

#4 he's not fat.. he's fluffy!

Nice video dushan. looks like you're a big animal lover just like me

That must be one hell of a ride.
Racing seaturtles in an underwater bike as always been one of my biggest dreams!

the new series "Human Planet"
fascinating as always these bbc documentaries. love it

"War, what is it good for? Absolutely nothin'!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41cJUliIuH0

Majestic animal. he looks so disoriented the poor fellow

Looks like the incredible Hulk pissed in that water

#12 do you mean this? -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYWQAg12Ko0

3:06 Zinedine Zidane's masterpiece, scored against Bayer Leverkusen in the champions league final 2001-2002.
Briliant roundhouse volley from one the greatest players of his generation

i pay your salary, i pay your salary!!

the bull wasn't bluffing

Show me the MONEY!! $$$

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBS0OWGUidc

Boy, you need an old school ass whoopin'!!

Skynet has a sense of humor

"He does things with two balls that most of us couldn't do? with one."

They just couldn't 'bear' to have their privacy invaded anymore..

at first i thought it was the voice of James Earl Jones..

Nice clean cut. Now for the next victim, bring in Justin Bieber! QI do the world a favor..

Alchool makes you drive, like a boss

Animals and nature in harmony. nothing's more beautiful than that. it's a pitty than we humans are destroying them both..

Ok. so google would? find out how broke my bank account is and how much i love porn. big deal..

"Sorry honey, it was the mexican food!"

#16 yeah, it's a quote from Gary oldman's character.
saw that movie a month ago. it was excellent, now it's one of my favs

he could've break his f*cking spine doing that kind of stunts..

Best part,

"Who is it?"
"It'sa me, Mario!" *throws cocktail molotov*

Cool! now we can save our favorite vids.
Nice work Admins

this is a parody to the movie "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford" the final scene
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPIivI1K6f0

easy explanation. woman in the red car had PMS, so she would fight 'till death for that parking space.
i wouldn't contradict a woman in such state..

Nice win. but that was a piece of cake compared to your next opponent.. Good luck. you're gonna need it! http://www.topyaps.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/chuck_norris.jpg

Brilliant piece of art. They're movements are so fluid and it builds inside of you such an intense feeling..
one of the best animations i've ever seen

Physically he looks a lot like me , but i'm not half as cool as he is

Good husband?? he didn't make love to his wife. that's a big fail

She had a really nice butt. i had to hit the replay button a few times

#4 madness?? This is England!!

Lol nice commercial. but it would have been better if instead of the guy it was a hot chick..

It's incredible how he makes that plane dance so graciously. sky ballerina..

Lady Gaga might be the earth's star, but those are the sea stars! (lame)

that's a kick á la Van Damme

He just grabbed him like he was a sac of Potatoes!

#2 completely agree with you. a large number of animals and plants have become extinct since humans evolved with the number especially high in modern times.
It is very tragic what we have become, so detached from the world and just the butchers and murderers of life for our own personal gain. Honestly, we deserve extinction

Not only smart, that raven is a bully and he just owned America's national bird

Friggin awesome! 0:20 guy gets paintballed
Lego Black Ops - The Game. coming soon

Drifting, like a boss!
#1 you mean Paul Walker.

That was an accident alright. it was a plane full of cocaine coming from Colombia that crashed

1:54 Sexy korean girls smiling

2:40 Kim Jong-il hairstyle fail

Jason Statham is one of the most badass action actors out there. "The Transporter" and "Crank" are really awesome

the tension between them is so thick, you could cut it with a knife

#1 They have a strong sense of family bonds and won't just all of a sudden turn on you as long as you've lived with them since they were young.
She can even contact zoologist Kevin Richardson and ask him for a few tips about lions behaviour.
http://www.snotr.com/video/6161

it's all good 4 me.
Coldplay is one of my favorite bands, and Super Mario Bros one of my fav games

Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake.
after three days of pain and agony, the rattle snake died..

All hell broke loose!
the cameraman got balls.. he really took his time to gtfo of there.

Hello creeper! what's good, what's good?

Epic narration

Drift kings!

Awesome. he scored with his butt

Get to the choppa!!

sounds a lot like Inception's soundtrack!
really impressive commercial

So freakin' adorable
had to watch this a few times

Adrenaline junkies in action!
great camera work.

Collateral damages

Hmmm i'm not sure that's really a girl.
did you guys hear her deep manly voice?

Multi-talented guy. plays piano, sings and with an immense musical knowledge.
Bet he is a huge sucess with the ladies..

I love dolphins. they're such docile and graceful animals.
they've been declared the world's second most intelligent creatures after humans.

Right in the kisser

Dentists love faceplants

"Your pain is our gain"

#11 sorry, my bad

#19 it seems to be a very nice place too

When life gives you wind.. DUCK!!

Dogs are super cool

British classic comedy at its finest.

Really smooth head and eye movements.
At the beginning of the video, without his face on he looked like the robot from the movie "short circuit"

Best video on snotr ever!!
/5

He reminds me of Nick Vujicic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc4HGQHgeFE
Even with their disabilities they overcome the same obstacles we do, with a big smile on their faces and they live life to the fullest. They're truly amazing

Lol. a pomerian with afro hair

Pre-historic fish?

They punch like little girls..

the japanese way of folding a t-shirt was pretty awesome.
gonna try it for sure

That was fawking rad! wish i had the balls to do it..

Now i need to "buy" this show too!

#10 i had a NES too but as a kid, sometimes when i played smth and i lost i had the habitude of releasing some punchs on it. so one time it was game over for good
But take good care of it, and maybe one day it'll be worth some good bucks

#6 me too. i still have my mega drive and a bunch of cool games, like the one you mentioned "Rocket knight adventures", Sparkster, Sonic, Kid Chameleon, Earthworm jim, Alladin, Golden axe, Altered beast, Strider, Gunstar heroes, Alex Kidd, Shinobi, Comix zone, TMNT hyperstone heist, Micro machines, Streets of rage, Street fighter, etc
bet they're all dusty. maybe one of these days i'll put them to use

Magnificent skills.
she looks like Hit-Girl from the movie "Kick-Ass"

"Male chauvinistic pig" that totally describes him..

and here's an american douche with the same retarded thinking.
http://www.snotr.com/video/1052

Cool. video nr 1
it

That's it guys. now grab your cams and start pranking your family and friends and send it to snotr

0:50 The damned gremlin is possessed

he's barking in tongues

The Beer Prayer

Our lager
Which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk)
At home as it is in the tavern
Give us this day our foamy head
And forgive us our spillage's
As we forgive those who spill against us
And lead us not to incarceration
But deliver us from hangovers
For thine is the beer, The bitter, The lager
BARMEN

#15 actually he is married

Great stuff. this was created by a portuguese digital marketing company. hooray for us! lol

Coolest fire truck ever

Merry christmas to all the snotr fans and admins!
Wish you and your loved ones peace, health,
happiness and prosperity in the coming new year

- waiter, i'd like my meat really really really well done ok?

- yes, right away sir, just a minute

i've had it, with these mothafuckin' flying snakes in this mothafuckin' jungle!

'You cant hurt me motherfucker, you're beautiful tho..' lol
But the poor animal looks really famished

Scott is a great martial artist. if you wanna see him kicking major ass, watch the movie "Undisputed 2" and "Undisputed 3" where he plays a russian inmate called Yuri Boyka

Adrenaline junkie!

Very nice, but this is a fake proposal video.
apple viral

Well done young grasshopper.

He wanted to play with the pussy, but the pussy was not in the mood for that.

The woman laughs just like the dog from Wacky Races !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKm5xQyD2vE

That's what happens when you enter Master Splinter territory

1:40 These skills will eventually get you laid..
.. with 2 hot blondes

yep, she was faking it..

#7 nice comment sweetie

Fuck yeah, this video was fucking cool!

this was Qatar vs. Uzbekistan for the asian games.
the miss of the century is from a Qatari player.
To make matters worse, Uzbekistan went on to win the match 1-0 on extra-time
i wonder if he will ever play again for his national team. hmm, probably not

#16 to download snotr videos

http://videos.snotr.com/6079.flv

1:14 Huge ball right in the kisser \/

i really really enjoyed it

"Racoon's wrecking my house! evil bastard, i'm gonna teach you a lesson.."

taking a good look at him.

"awww, you're such a cute little fellow aren't you keep on playing, i'm just gonna get my camera"

#9 http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/

What a lovely bird you got there shayangx
i couldn't resist watching the video several times..

even the chick has a big pair of balls..

Mmmmm.. chocolate and sex, the perfect combination

Diana86 is right but she meant the smilie with the Halo.

it's not working ->

i hope he's ok

'They tryin' catch me riding turtie'

i don't know if #12 is being serious or just joking.

Gotta love his honesty, lol

#7 you mean "McHale's Navy"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0055689/

Cool! new smilies love it

#11 Lol. i think you had a comment before mine, and looks like it got deleted too. just for writing 'nice coconuts' ô_o

id love to know who deleted my comment and why..

This reminded me of the excellent movie "Memoirs of a geisha"
i find the japanese culture very fascinating, it's a country that i'd love to visit someday

The mistreatment of animals is one of the things that pisses me off the most.
People hurt their animals because they cant vent their anger any other way.
it makes them feel powerful. Many of these scumbags would hurt other people if they could get away with it. They just choose to hurt animals because animals are more helpless than people

#13 except the acid part, that also happens to us when we have a severe diarrhea.

his own mother turned him in.
son! this is for your own good, you need to learn a lesson

Corn cobs?! i bet that was painful..

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Rescue Rangers, Tiny Toons, Sonic
those were the good all days, no responsabilities. watching cartoons all morning and go play with your friends after lunch

R.I.P. Leslie, your films brought me so much joy as a child, and will continue to do so for the rest of my life.

Labradors are awesome. love these dogs

That's a hell of a jump.

the title is a bit exagerated

Really nice upload YetiGrowl.
I'm looking forward to watch the movie. i saw the trailer and read some reviews and looks like it is simply amazing, and i have no doubt about since it was directed by Danny Boyle.
Some people even fainted at the movie theatres in the scene where he removes his arm. it was described as the most realistic ever put on film
So i'm expecting a memorable experience

Flame on!!

#5 really? where's is it then? show me

That's why i never drink from a bottle, always use a plastic cup.
Think before you drink

#7 lol. comment WIN

#(removed comment) and #1 Well, i thought it was awesome

Get to the Choppa!!

http://www.snotr.com/video/4277 - Epic

Such bad acting by the blonde chick..
FAIL

Flawless performance.
i've always wondered the amount of kamasutra positions i could try if i had a girlfriend that flexible..

Guess they forgot to make a little cut in the middle of the stick so it could break easier..

#17 yeah! i had a Master System and was completely addicted to games like Alex Kidd, Golden Axe, Altered Beast, Wonder Boy..

One of the most spectacular crashes i've ever seen.

oh and AC/DC rocks! \m\{-_-}/m/

Very enjoyable video.
i feel like Gulliver observing the Liliputians

#10 badboy badboy what u gonna do, what u gonna do when i come for u?!

Hey, Apollo Creed is back! "eye of the tiger Rocky, eye of the tiger"

hmm, i wonder if it's that kid's father the one who's filming..
#10 stealin' my lines uh?

What? Nasa making it rain? that's God's job..

Usually a prank is funny and involves something more elabored..
this was not the case. that's just acting like a major douche

#4 who gives a shit! at least he'll die happy

that guy made me remind of an older Justin bieber. look at his hair

Name an animal with really good sight -> BAT!!

Damn. what a huge soab.
that's like being hit by a bull

that's some good muthafuckin bullet proof glass right there

Just from watching this, my back hurt as hell now..

LEAVE THE OWL ALONE!!

i hope badboy007 doesn't watch this video. he's not gonna be happy

i'd love to see Mike Tyson getting owned by Willard in the ring

pff.. gravity ain't got nothing on me!

Red bull gives you wings but tequilla gives you BALLS!

Her name is Cat Deeley
this is a clip from a comedy spoof show. It made fun of shows like X-factor, Britains Got Talent, etc..
but still it was hilarious!

#4 i just added a song. what you think
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExaZTR4c8l4

Look at the cat.. he's a fat f*ck, the seagull is actually doing him a favor

damn, this shark really sucks!

it makes me sick knowing they are using unicorns as their slaves.. bloody bastards!

"i must break you.."

Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

Now that's a skill to be proud of!

0:07 the kid asked her "are you ok"? and the old hag answered him with a nice "F*ck you!"..

She's hospitalized with only a few excoriations in the arm.
ain't that luck?

Happy halloween my friends. enjoy your day

"2 children watch a TED-Talk. They wanted to be football players before. After watching 8 TED-Talks they want to become Leonardo da Vinci"

Really engaging and inspirational

He threw him like he was a sack of potatoes.

Nostalgia..
games were way harder than they are now. some of them i never got to finish. No cheats, if we lost all our lives we had to start all over from the beginning

this made me LOL hard
that guy reminds me of Hiro nakamura

it must be really windy

#5 Don't we have already dozens of videos like this on Snotr?
besides, they are putting at risk the other road users

If you had used your seatbelt that wouldn't have happened!

More like a Bully Frog!
a killing machine, and not picky at all..

Fenomenal.
but careful girls, you must use it moderately or it will have deadly consequences..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmZYexwqClQ

Mr uploader, you could have sent a video of this with better quality. there was plenty of them on youtube
#8 i think the main reason is because, like #7 pointed out, it was recorded from the tv

about her:

When a knee injury sidelined Frenchwoman Melody Donchet from competing on the field, she didn’t just walk away from the sport. She doubled, tripled, no quadrupled her efforts and a became a professional freestyle soccer star. With her amazing mixture of acrobatics and juggling the 20 year old is now one of few women dominating in the sport of freestyle football.

This is her youtube channel. she's got a few more vids
http://www.youtube.com/melo62630

Bam, right in the kisser.

Category: other -> Ownage

So young and already so skilled

Truly fantastic. and inception music fits like a glove

i love the song he used.
it's from the epic movie "The last of the mohicans"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWGRnHOhGiE

this guy made me remember of a kid with progeria that use to upload videos of him singing, dancing and doin' other stuff on youtube. i forgot his name, but you guys probably know who i'm talking about.
lots of the comments he used to get were idiots making fun of him and calling nasty names.
i wonder if the same thing happens to Sean
people can be very mean sometimes

c0mmanderKeen i don't hate homossexuals, doesn't bother me at all. but is you ask me if i think it's natural i say no.
by natural i mean 2 people of the same sex cannot procreate.
capisce?

Pressure pushing down on me
Pressure pushing down on you, no man ask for
Under pressure..

5:22 Samuel L. Jackson look-alike.
i wonder what Sam would say in a situation like this..
"I've had it with these muthaf*ckin' racists in this muthaf*ckin' store!!"

Chelsea owner sure knows how to live large!

There was a video of Mr. Kittinger already on Snotr
http://www.snotr.com/video/3841 Truly epic

uh? i never knew Garfunkel was a Dj!

This video was cut too short! that's only half of it.
Full video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3LOKfQ3y2Q

#3 actually it's Senegal. Nigerian flag is green+white

#11 aren't stingrays deadly due to their spiney tail?
at least that's what it caused Steve Irwin's death. R.I.P

Zeitgeist.

The ending was pretty epic
My country drum corps are way too cool!

#8 You have the power to predict the future
you already know what #13 is gonna say!

Cool bird.
it would be awesome if he also said:
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me??"

Ah, the wonders of nature..
Man tries his best to imitate it. they can come close, but they'll never surpass it

Lol, this cracked me up
those dogs are not only talented, they're good lookin' also!

1:11 boom headshot

0:29 even Popeye entered the competition

That'll show those pussies who's the boss around the house!

1:10 Nooooo!! what a waste of perfectly drinkable beer

For a moment i thought i was gonna see a huge monstruous spider like the ones in the movie "The Mist" coming out of there!

Such a gracious animal.
#4 Nice way of thinking

Only a broken leg? Unbelievable..

Mayday mayday!! Nerd down, i repeat nerd down!

No sex for a month!

the FORCE is strong in this kid

Nice scene from the movie "The sweetest thing"

Probably the best prank i've even seen
So cruel! Poor guy

What an incredible man. 114 and still so sharp, i could listen to him for hours!
also a cool thing that he celebrates his birthday the same day i do

Boomerangs

#12 that's a giant crab spider or huntsman spider
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huntsman_spider
Pretty big but not deadly. at least for us humans..

"War: a massacre of people who don't know each other for the profit of people who know each other but don't massacre each other"

agree with #2
i was expecting much more of this movie since i really like Steve Carrell, but it was a big disappointment..

#14 thanks! and i just subscribed to the uploader's channel.
he's got plenty of quality videos for me to explore

Spongebob Squarepants

Lol, what a ride. they were having lots of fun, must be cool dodging those "popcorns"

Magnificent! for moments i imagined myself layed down in the grass on a hot summer night just looking at the stars ..

I truly RESPECT Firefighters.
they have a risky life threatening profession and lots of them are so underpaid.
#5 don't worry, i don't think that pup will ever forget and will always be grateful to them

Baby animals are always cute to watch

"They eat da poo poo"!
http://www.snotr.com/video/4702

looks like Johnny Storm decided to visit Brazil. Flame on!

Boys are just having a little fun..

- "i bet 50 euros that you can't hit that blonde chick with the ball from this distance!"

- "Deal. Boom!! pay me sucker"

RIP.. i don't believe this guy would survive a crash like that

wow, that was FARTastic!

Well, when we're kids we think we are always right and mom's are really boring.. we just don't realize that every decision they make is for the best us. but what the hell do we know about life?
it's only when we grow up and have our own little devils (kids ) that we truly understand all the yelling and those rules they imposed.
i didn't have everything i wanted, just what i needed. and that was enough for me..

agree with #1
that's not football. football is what we have here in europe

ahh, the things we men have to do to spend some quality time with our buddies..

Bang, he hit the gong. it was a Gongbang!

i wonder how does she afford to feed them all

Can't even imagine all the pain and suffering that this guy has been through..

#2 nice to see he got the help he needed.
he will never have a normal life but at least a better one.

Lol hilarious! i wanted more

wow! what happened to Ratatouille? is he on steroids or something?

Bull drank Red Bull, which gave him wings to fly over the barricade

Strike. or should i say BULLseye!

Who will ever think that so many people would gather just to watch a guy playing with his balls?
and he's quite good at it..

Poor puppy got electrocuted..

#(removed comment) you misunderstood me.
because you're nick is Betty i just used 'UglyBetty' in reference to the famous tv show.
not my intention to hurt you, sorry

UglyBetty is right. it's a fake. another viral ad

"are you ok?
don't move. stay still.
you're backpack is stuck to a pipe.
let me see if i can get you out of there, wait don't move."
"i can't.."

that Katee Sackhoff his a fine of ass..
i bet guys jackoff to "Sackhoff"

i like you too you crazy mofo that was impressive

i wish i was rich so i could visit wonders like these all across the world.

man, what a waste of my favorite food.
all those delicious pizzas that could be eaten, now go to garbage. makes me sad

Future lesbians?

Nice try kid
a bit risky though, he could crush his nuts on the seat

This guy is a living legend, probably the best golfer of all time.

Extraordinary short-film
fine job from both actors

#3 and #5 http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/awesome-week-friday-8.jpg

Cutest dog ever.
it almost looks like he freezes in middle air for a second before he lands

And i thought Kevin Richardson was brave!
http://www.snotr.com/video/2516

how about that. a cold blooded reptile with a warm heart.
even a huge killing machine like this is capable to love

One hell of a chick magnet

That was kinda cool.
although i'd prefer to watch indian women rubbing on that pole

ah, now that's livin' la vida loca!
paradisiac island with nice weather, pretty women and free alchool!
Lucky monkeys.. i wish i was one of them

Titanic 2?

Nice rhymes.
this guy looks a lot like the actor Donald Faison!

Holy Shit!! that was painful to watch

instantaneous watermelon facial mask

wow. gave me shivers down my spine.
well done little girl

''Say hello to my little friend''

Amazing interaction between a human being and an animal.
the really loves the guy, he's always hugging him!

1:27 Nice booty miss Mendes got..

Reminds me of the cat smacking the printer
http://www.snotr.com/video/1637

"blood ejaculating out all over the place"
that fall really did some serious damage to his head

Crouching tiger, hidden boobs.

Thanks a lot for this trancetunes.
these are the kind of videos i appreciate the most. keep them coming..

Breaks my heart to see that those animals have to suffer because of the human greed and negligence..

F4CK all politicians! scumbags

One of my favorite videos on Snotr
how many of us can say they have already hugged or played with a lion?
Mutual respect.. something that humans among themselves oftenly don't know what it is

#17 i'm a big cat myself, wouldn't you rather roll with me?

Yes. the probability of a Fail here was very high.

1 - woman out of her natural environment (the kitchen)
2 - woman manoeuvring a car

Majestic animals.
"Joseph wasn't a fan" - of course not! he's the king of the jungle, he doesn't play those infantile games

Really touching video.
i can't believe there are people capable of making fun of this wonderful human beings
i'm not violent at all, but if i saw someone abusing a person with disabilities i would punch him/her in the face! sew me..

it's a girl!

She believes she can fly,
she believes she can touch the sky
she thinks about her pain every night and day
she had no wings so she splashed away

price - only 16k to look gay!

it's.. ALIVE!!

Being a father it's not easy, but it's so gratifying.

They see me Moonwalkin', they lovin'.

i never get tired of these slow-mo videos, and this one is very well made.
very smooth the song too

That cruise ship crew must be shitting their pants!
i know i would be if i were there..

That was brilliant!
Perfect sync violin/game.
i wanna know more about this guy

That's the kind of hamburger a canibal would love to eat

Where's the "awesome" part?

Here fishy, fishy, fishy. good boy!

If women already take so long to get dressed, imagine if they have one of those mirrors!
Be afraid my friends, be very afraid

Classic video! love it

At least he was smart enough to wear a helmet.. safety first

#1 yes, it was the God of thunder.
Feel the wrath of Thor, mr. Bush!

i respect Kevin for respecting the animals so much
he's truly one of a kind

what a privilege.
it's beautiful to see that trust and mutual respect between them

Ruud was very rude

Poor kid.. got run over by Fatzilla

#(removed comment) i guess you don't know Beckham very well do you?
he puts the ball where he wants.
if he wanted to score from long range he would do it -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai-qikNqV70

this is her best known song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNoouLa7uxA

Paedophile alert.

#1 Waiting for naked women hologram

Boom! cam shot

That's amazing, but what about the cost of it? must be exorbitant..
Only a few people will be able to afford that. idk

I also sent this video. guess you did 1st

What an adorable animal! he just wants to be cuddled
it's like a puppy.. with spines

Not bad but I've seen street performers way better than him. He's nothing out of the ordinary.

Also the quality of the video is very poor, so it's hard to see the whip hitting the targets

The guy kept so calm despite all the mocking!
oh and loved the accent

awww. so sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i want one..

..for my pitbull

"Had a few beers but wasn't drunk"
Yea right
He was lucky to keep his leg..

Otterly amazing!

Dang. it was a copy of that vase he had already done.
now that's precision!
Respect Nikos