Nice choice kid! we got cookies on the dark side

fir... fuck!!!!!!!!!

i like you too you crazy mofo that was impressive

What will happen if you touch your weener?
will it launch the porn browser?

You convinced me dude! sold

Boom! Headshot
i love it when douchebags get owned

"Buaaaaaa, i can't smell anything"

what a retard..

ahh, the things we men have to do to spend some quality time with our buddies..

At least the Helmet made it!

If you had used your seatbelt that wouldn't have happened!

Dangerous prank. imagine if someone decided to kick it!

Little devil.
reminds me of the girl from the movie "Orphan"

Spongebob Squarepants

He threw him like he was a sack of potatoes.

Nice clean cut. Now for the next victim, bring in Justin Bieber! QI do the world a favor..

"a Dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." Josh Billings

now poor pup is suffering because of a stupid careless alcoholic..

He nearly fell.. but he didn't lose his composture
Keep it up mate!

Dang, what a HOT piece of ass!

Ok. so google would? find out how broke my bank account is and how much i love porn. big deal..

0:22 Notice the way the mosquito lifts the leg. that has to be a female.. or a gay mosquito

1 - To find a woman you need multiples of Time and Money therefore:

Woman = Time x Money


2 - Benjamin Franklin said "Time is money" so

Time = Money


3 - Therefore Woman = Money x Money

Woman = (Money)2


4 - From the bible (Timothy 6:10) we know that "Money is the root of all problems (Evil)"

Money = (Problems)(1/2)


5 - Therefore: Woman = ((Problems)(1/2))2

Woman = Problems
or if we take the Bible literally


Woman = Evil!!

he looks like Bill gates. on weed

Now that's a skill to be proud of!

Looks like the incredible Hulk pissed in that water

Now that's a sexy car.
the only things missing are 'Velocity' and 'Acceleration', so it will become VA-GINA.

Guess they forgot to make a little cut in the middle of the stick so it could break easier..

#1 Vodka my friend. gives them russians super powers!

the more you drink, the stronger you'll get.

Let us spray..

Holy shit, that was a hard hit
how come they didn't hear the bike coming?

Ok. so i went to the google to know more about this hot chick.
Her name is Laure Anne Tombeur,she's Belgian and 21 years old.
-> http://brosome.com/laure-anne-tombeur-busts-out-her-bodacious-bikini-bod/

Strike. or should i say BULLseye!

#(removed comment) kid can't sing?? that's not the point..
it's just a heartwarming video of a father and his little daughter bonding. they're just having a good time

category: sports

wow, this video just blew me away!

That cat is no pussy!

and then england got owned by the german
(with a little help from the referees )

Nothing's worse than a woman in rage!

That's a hell of a jump.

the title is a bit exagerated

This guy is know as 'Birdman'
his name is Claudio Montuori and he is a street musician with a very special style of singing and playing influenced by African tribal music.
this performance takes place in a street of Lisbon, Portugal

and also Tesla was the real inventor of the radio, not Marconi. although the history books still teach that lie

Who do i have to kill to have one of these?!

Wow, this looks way better than Avatar!

Boy, you need an old school ass whoopin'!!

Poor Louis Armstrong must be rolling in his grave..

100 = ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten

UglyBetty is right. it's a fake. another viral ad

Very nice, but this is a fake proposal video.
apple viral

Hmmm i'm not sure that's really a girl.
did you guys hear her deep manly voice?

Just a yellow card? what a fucking joke.

So that's where the japanese got their inspiration to create the Pokemons..

wow. gave me shivers down my spine.
well done little girl

"How is that possible?"

"It's the army bro"

''Say hello to my little friend''

The Dalai Lama, when asked what surprised him most about humanity, he said:

“Man.
Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.
And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present;
the result being that he does not live in the present or the future;
he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.”

Now thats raw power right there!

it's a girl!

She believes she can fly,
she believes she can touch the sky
she thinks about her pain every night and day
she had no wings so she splashed away

0:35 LMAO Impressive acting skills

1:56 - Look at the other cat standing in front of the agressor, probably meowing something like: "Chill out dude! just an accident.. the kid's safe!

Saying Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse is an insult to all horses..

that's some good muthafuckin bullet proof glass right there

That's what happens when you enter Master Splinter territory

When i'm taking a dump i do similar noises..

Amazing.. and with the slow-mo touch even better

sir David Attenborough, you rock!

Now that's cool! i'll try it
this will mess with my friends' brains

Bull drank Red Bull, which gave him wings to fly over the barricade

Drifting, like a boss!
#1 you mean Paul Walker.

That dog sure is loyal..
So take care of the animals, you never know when you might need their help

Why the hell doesn't anyone try to help the guy?
he could be seriously injured

Techno Dog got the moves~

Everything looks awesome made with lego..

i would have answered: "My ex"

you are getting sleepy.. very sleepy.. ???? ???

LMAO! is this for real?

Boom! in your face tattooed bitch

Get to the choppa!!

yep fake, but still funny tho.
the guy that smacks the cameraman is the actor Ryan Phillipe

Now that's cool
Here's an idea - cover your body with fire ants, and see if you can walk on water

This is only part 1/5

here's the rest:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuXkT_mNJbo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SxCJarZT-A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoWDwF51RuQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZMRN1NF88U

Lyrics: Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan…

One more cheated wife showing her wrath..

i have this virus. but instead of the unauthorized purchases, it opens porn sites.

wow, that was FARTastic!

Money makes the ugly guys seem handsome.

What's Mark Wahlberg doing on Britain's Got Talent?!

sounds a lot like Inception's soundtrack!
really impressive commercial

Long live Snotr! you guys

agree with #1
that's not football. football is what we have here in europe

No sex for a month!

Coolest fire truck ever

Merry christmas to all the snotr fans and admins!
Wish you and your loved ones peace, health,
happiness and prosperity in the coming new year

Majestic animal. he looks so disoriented the poor fellow

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?!"

Can i has a puff?

\,,\ {-_-} /,,/

about her:

When a knee injury sidelined Frenchwoman Melody Donchet from competing on the field, she didn’t just walk away from the sport. She doubled, tripled, no quadrupled her efforts and a became a professional freestyle soccer star. With her amazing mixture of acrobatics and juggling the 20 year old is now one of few women dominating in the sport of freestyle football.

This is her youtube channel. she's got a few more vids
http://www.youtube.com/melo62630

i think it was a Chuck Norris sneeze that blew the train away..

The nut cracker maneuver

Human degradation..

Adrenaline junkies in action!
great camera work.

She had a really nice butt. i had to hit the replay button a few times

3:06 Zinedine Zidane's masterpiece, scored against Bayer Leverkusen in the champions league final 2001-2002.
Briliant roundhouse volley from one the greatest players of his generation

can you please repeat little fella?

Fixed - http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k308/nelsonricardocosta/cattroll.gif

ahah this totally made my day Favorited!

Something i've never seen before.
Love this videos! to be perfect it would have to be narrated By sir David Attenborough

Future lesbians?

Boys are just having a little fun..

- "i bet 50 euros that you can't hit that blonde chick with the ball from this distance!"

- "Deal. Boom!! pay me sucker"

Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

#2 completely agree with you. a large number of animals and plants have become extinct since humans evolved with the number especially high in modern times.
It is very tragic what we have become, so detached from the world and just the butchers and murderers of life for our own personal gain. Honestly, we deserve extinction

Good husband?? he didn't make love to his wife. that's a big fail

amusement parks in Russia look pretty safe..

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k308/nelsonricardocosta/crab.gif

Nice voice kid.
But you gotta do something about that haircut! people won't take you seriously with that..

Lots of these games brought me so many good memories..
sigh.. nostalgia

Being a father it's not easy, but it's so gratifying.

price - only 16k to look gay!

One hell of a chick magnet

Lol hilarious! i wanted more

RIP.. i don't believe this guy would survive a crash like that

Boomerangs

Her name is Cat Deeley
this is a clip from a comedy spoof show. It made fun of shows like X-factor, Britains Got Talent, etc..
but still it was hilarious!

Evil Monkeys

Turtie got moves! shake that booty baby

Still impressive.

Girl: "Hey fuckers!" Karma worked really fast this time

awww this was so damn cute that i had to punch the wall to feel manly again!

Damn! that takes some serious nerve and skill.
nice job Bob

Nature, you never cease to amaze me.

#2 nicely put.
like Confucius said: "Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life"

The dumbass behind him instead of holding the guy, no, he just lets him fall..

is this World War Tree?!

"Had a few beers but wasn't drunk"
Yea right
He was lucky to keep his leg..

Probably the best prank i've even seen
So cruel! Poor guy

Only a broken leg? Unbelievable..

Very enjoyable video.
i feel like Gulliver observing the Liliputians

Look mom, no hands!

Guys saying it's not funny maybe it's because you didn't know the song. that's why the video doesn't make much sense to you :p

it's from the Muppets show. old but gold! http://www.snotr.com/video/1001/The_Muppets_-_Mana_mana

Of course girls watch porn, just a lot less frequent and most will never admit it.

oh man, that was so close to be a tragedy!
Nice reflexes from the policeman though

i hate those picky vegan fuckers!

there's nothing like a big juicy and tender grilled steak..

holy shit! what a fall
he's gotta be hurt

This is truly a marvelous piece of engineering.
Gravity + water only. amazing

C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!

i wonder how does she afford to feed them all

Hey, Apollo Creed is back! "eye of the tiger Rocky, eye of the tiger"

Get to the Choppa!!

http://www.snotr.com/video/4277 - Epic

The mistreatment of animals is one of the things that pisses me off the most.
People hurt their animals because they cant vent their anger any other way.
it makes them feel powerful. Many of these scumbags would hurt other people if they could get away with it. They just choose to hurt animals because animals are more helpless than people

The woman laughs just like the dog from Wacky Races !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKm5xQyD2vE

Hello creeper! what's good, what's good?

Epic narration

They should have used the song "eye of the tiger" instead of "la bamba" i think

#4 he's not fat.. he's fluffy!

#7 #12 According to the description in her youtube channel, she was recording the two trucks in front of her because they were messing around blocking each other out and holding up traffic.

Yes he will ride again! these guys never learn..

why is this in the Weird category?

140k? WTF?
american health care ftw

Awesome.
i want to reincarnate into a bird please

De Jong wins..
Fatality

#1 Waiting for naked women hologram

it makes me sick knowing they are using unicorns as their slaves.. bloody bastards!

Not only smart, that raven is a bully and he just owned America's national bird

this is a parody to the movie "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford" the final scene
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPIivI1K6f0

This is probably fake, but still i pmsl

#2 i think she said: "No, but i can f4ck with u for that dollar" cheapest prostitute ever?

that was really neat

a simple but effective solution.

Cool. now he just needs to learn some parkour and voilá, we got ourselves a Ninja!

Such bad acting by the blonde chick..
FAIL

What a lovely bird you got there shayangx
i couldn't resist watching the video several times..

He wanted to play with the pussy, but the pussy was not in the mood for that.

Fearless Kitty !
who said size mattered

don't push me cause i'm close to the edge

#10
Does it seem to you like she can cook?!
i bet the only two things she is good at is f4cking and spending the guys money..

#3 and #5 http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/awesome-week-friday-8.jpg

Animals and nature in harmony. nothing's more beautiful than that. it's a pitty than we humans are destroying them both..

and if u want to see her throwing up, just put some jonas brothers..

like John Kennedy said:
Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.

It's by doing whatever that you become whoever..

Rémi, you're the man!

you just got owned by JAWS biatch

That cruise ship crew must be shitting their pants!
i know i would be if i were there..

i never get tired of these slow-mo videos, and this one is very well made.
very smooth the song too

Nice scene from the movie "The sweetest thing"

"Racoon's wrecking my house! evil bastard, i'm gonna teach you a lesson.."

taking a good look at him.

"awww, you're such a cute little fellow aren't you keep on playing, i'm just gonna get my camera"

Friggin awesome! 0:20 guy gets paintballed
Lego Black Ops - The Game. coming soon

The more you move the worse it gets
so just lay down and.. bee calm

#2 Ellie Goulding - Lights (Bassnectar Remix)

adorable Border collie. just made me melt

but the statue, so rude! maybe that's why they get peed so often

is this for women or retarded people?

To infinity and beyond!!

Thanks for the interesting lesson.

1:18, 1:43 Epic face -> LMAO

Otterly amazing!

Truly fantastic. and inception music fits like a glove

this made me LOL hard
that guy reminds me of Hiro nakamura

"2 children watch a TED-Talk. They wanted to be football players before. After watching 8 TED-Talks they want to become Leonardo da Vinci"

Really engaging and inspirational

#4 madness?? This is England!!

Known as the Crocodile Man, 52-year-old Chito swims, plays and even feeds the five metre long crocodile in the 100 metre squared lake close to his home. Chito rescued the 980 pound crocodile 20 years ago after finding him close to death in a nearby lake. Shot in the head by farmers after eating cows, Chito nursed the reptile back to health. After 10 years of bonding, Chito began to play with Pocho. Today tourists travel from all over the world to see the unusual spectacle.

1:01 i bet the dog wants to play too, but no one plays with him - forever alone

ah ah! brilliant

Cutest dog ever.
it almost looks like he freezes in middle air for a second before he lands

"He does things with two balls that most of us couldn't do? with one."

2:20 Lmao, slap in the dude's face
poor guy, how i understand you.. i wouldn't be able to stop lookin' at that hypnotizing tush too

#3 Yes. it's Bieber's turn..

#1 http://shrediquette.blogspot.com/p/shrediquette-mm6.html
see here

Remi, you are my goddamn hero!

Cute kitty! i love animal videos

only in America an idiot like this would reach presidency..

wow, really cool. i've never seen an helicopter doing this kind of stunts.
i wish i could take a ride too!

i enjoyed it, but the quality of the video was a bit of a letdown

aww, very funny looking animals
i want a hug from one of these little fellows

what an awesome entertainment

Happy halloween my friends. enjoy your day

#3 Actually that's a compliment to me since i'm uglier than that guy

#1 yeah, those workers must be very responsible.
the minor flaw can put at risk hundreds of lifes..

"take time to know me before you judge me" nicely put.

and thanks #9

Bloody brilliant

i bet he never ran so fast in his entire life.

Boom! cam shot

At least he was smart enough to wear a helmet.. safety first

That was kinda cool.
although i'd prefer to watch indian women rubbing on that pole

man, what a waste of my favorite food.
all those delicious pizzas that could be eaten, now go to garbage. makes me sad

Red bull gives you wings but tequilla gives you BALLS!

Flawless performance.
i've always wondered the amount of kamasutra positions i could try if i had a girlfriend that flexible..

#7 lol. comment WIN

i wanna hug and cuddle with those lions too! they look so gentle

That'll do pig, that'll do..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjQtzV9IZ0Q

Recently I received a parrot as a gift.
he had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

I tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else I could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, I was fed up and I yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. i shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.

So, in desperation, I threw up my hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that I'd hurt the parrot, i quickly opened the freezer door.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto my outstretched arms and said:

"I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions."

"I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behaviour."

I was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As I was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behaviour, the bird continued:

"May I ask what the turkey did?!"

Amazing diversity of animals. Now let's hope the scumbag humans stay the fuck out of there!

thug got knocked out by ZZ Top

Although most of the accidents i had already seen, i always love these compilations

Just like K.I.T.T.

Dogs unlike men know how to be grateful..

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principle difference between a dog and a man."
{Mark Twain}

The guy kept so calm despite all the mocking!
oh and loved the accent

Nice try kid
a bit risky though, he could crush his nuts on the seat

Bam, right in the kisser.

Category: other -> Ownage

Lol. a pomerian with afro hair

#3 You better be careful my friend, number 3 looks very kinky.. you saw all of the sex toys she hand in her hands?
She might wanna try a strap-on. and then you're literally f#cked!

Excellent parody! K. sutherland rocks
any 24 fans out there?

Never thought sweet child o'mine could sound so good on a violin.
damn, i noticed no one was stopping to see the show!
not violin or guns n' roses fans? ..

"Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.”

-Bruce Lee-

#2 how could death die if it's already dead?

Earthquake!! a 7.9 on Richter scale

#2 you got that right. a human would eat all the hazelnuts, and even make fun of the other for having trust him..

1:27 Nice booty miss Mendes got..

Usually a prank is funny and involves something more elabored..
this was not the case. that's just acting like a major douche

yep, she was faking it..

the new series "Human Planet"
fascinating as always these bbc documentaries. love it

Baby finds hilarious daddy ripping up the monthly bills

Looks familiar http://www.snotr.com/video/368/Squirrel_at_obstacle_course

i have a 12 inch penis too *BEEP*
ok, it's actually 6.. *BEEP*
Fine! it's only 3 inch

Now that's precision

Just beautiful!
Not only watching this trial master at this best, but the landscape is absolutely breathtaking.

Look at her having fun with those cops.
it's like she's playing GTA

Poor kid.. got run over by Fatzilla

R.I.P. Leslie, your films brought me so much joy as a child, and will continue to do so for the rest of my life.

Magnificent skills.
she looks like Hit-Girl from the movie "Kick-Ass"

When life gives you wind.. DUCK!!

it's all good 4 me.
Coldplay is one of my favorite bands, and Super Mario Bros one of my fav games

1:54 Sexy korean girls smiling

2:40 Kim Jong-il hairstyle fail

That's right people. take good care of your

#5 only 2? you better say 6 points, since 3 balls got in..

Horrible accident

Awesome dog.
owning a boxer is like having a full time clown for your personal entertainment.

madness?? this is RUSSIA!!!!!!!!

How does a shitty video like this gets approved?

TMNT go psycho!

cool, more iBad experiments..
next!!

Ruud was very rude

#(removed comment) you misunderstood me.
because you're nick is Betty i just used 'UglyBetty' in reference to the famous tv show.
not my intention to hurt you, sorry

#8 You have the power to predict the future
you already know what #13 is gonna say!

0:50 The damned gremlin is possessed

he's barking in tongues

British classic comedy at its finest.

i nearly crapped myself when the tiger jumped

never thought they could jump so high

That's one stressed panda!
Lovely animals, it's a pity they are in risk of becoming extinct

oh my. painful ass rape!

What an incredible man. 114 and still so sharp, i could listen to him for hours!
also a cool thing that he celebrates his birthday the same day i do

This video was cut too short! that's only half of it.
Full video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3LOKfQ3y2Q

#3 actually it's Senegal. Nigerian flag is green+white

So freakin' adorable
had to watch this a few times

wow. super long glow sticks

"The compassion for animals is the most noble virtue of human nature" Charles Darwin

To infinity and beOHHHHH..

Priceless, he even dips the noodles to soft them before giving them to the dog.
i these interspecies friendship videos.

it makes me wonder, if different types of animals can get along fine then why can't we? damn humans..

the kid just wished she was the real present

#8 reminds me of Mickey Mouse's voice

what's with that sergeant's nose?
nose job fail

Where's the "awesome" part?

agree with #2
i was expecting much more of this movie since i really like Steve Carrell, but it was a big disappointment..

Chelsea owner sure knows how to live large!

it must be really windy

Lady Gaga might be the earth's star, but those are the sea stars! (lame)

Brilliant piece of art. They're movements are so fluid and it builds inside of you such an intense feeling..
one of the best animations i've ever seen

Skynet has a sense of humor

#1 that video was already uploaded to Snotr 3 months ago - http://www.snotr.com/video/7930/Art_With_Salt

DAMN!! the sound it made, i bet a few teeth were lost.

what she looks like after the kick ->

#(removed comment)

Haven't they try that already with Bush?

he just forgot to release it, lol

#6 dude, that's mean..


great idea!

Reminds me of the cat smacking the printer
http://www.snotr.com/video/1637

This guy is a living legend, probably the best golfer of all time.

"are you ok?
don't move. stay still.
you're backpack is stuck to a pipe.
let me see if i can get you out of there, wait don't move."
"i can't.."

Magnificent! for moments i imagined myself layed down in the grass on a hot summer night just looking at the stars ..

Mayday mayday!! Nerd down, i repeat nerd down!

0:29 even Popeye entered the competition

Nostalgia..
games were way harder than they are now. some of them i never got to finish. No cheats, if we lost all our lives we had to start all over from the beginning

Well done young grasshopper.

Awesome. he scored with his butt

Jason Statham is one of the most badass action actors out there. "The Transporter" and "Crank" are really awesome

"Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die." - Johnny Carson

Wish i had a pet like this to watch movies with me.

me drinking beer, he drinking milk..

Smokinnnnnnn'

Animals never cease to amaze me!
we still can learn lots of lessons from them

Sorry girls. but that was a failed attempt

you will never be as cool as we are..

Damn! so fast, i missed it. my eyes blinked

before you guys saying it's fake, why don't you do some research first?
there are several cases of feral children documented.

i remember watching a documentary about an african boy abandoned by his father at the age of 3, he lived wild for 3 years raised by monkeys.

http://www.feralchildren.com/en/showchild.php?ch=ssebunya

i was curious about chatroulette, but now that #1 said its all about dicks i think i'll pass..

i wish women had the guts to show their goodies too on chatroulette

This is education the old fashioned way..
SLAP first, and argue later. i had some of that myself when i was a kid

Epic ass whoopin'!

and Flawless victory..

Lucky guy. he just got his face autographed!

Dang. it was a copy of that vase he had already done.
now that's precision!
Respect Nikos

If women already take so long to get dressed, imagine if they have one of those mirrors!
Be afraid my friends, be very afraid

Breaks my heart to see that those animals have to suffer because of the human greed and negligence..

F4CK all politicians! scumbags

"War: a massacre of people who don't know each other for the profit of people who know each other but don't massacre each other"

Name an animal with really good sight -> BAT!!

The Beer Prayer

Our lager
Which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk)
At home as it is in the tavern
Give us this day our foamy head
And forgive us our spillage's
As we forgive those who spill against us
And lead us not to incarceration
But deliver us from hangovers
For thine is the beer, The bitter, The lager
BARMEN

He reminds me of Nick Vujicic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc4HGQHgeFE
Even with their disabilities they overcome the same obstacles we do, with a big smile on their faces and they live life to the fullest. They're truly amazing

He just grabbed him like he was a sac of Potatoes!

Beautiful and lethal, deadly combination

wow, Terry Crews got some nice moves

i saw Yoda (1:52) lol
and Indiana Jones at the end was a nice touch too

wow, Danny Devito is really pissed!!

0:08 Nice headbutt. i'll call you "Zidane"

Not Russia, it's Portugal. these guys are from a village not very far away from where i live actually.
yeah, we got lots of rednecks over here too..

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known,
To sound just like a song.

Some farts do not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger awhile.

A fart can create
A most-curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, but deadly.

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairies,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later.

So be not afraid
Of the invisible gas,
For always remember,
That farts, too, shall pass.

yeah, but i speak portuguese and he doesn't!

#7 it's not a mental problem, she's just an average american..

just kidding. don't hate

Hey, at least he was honest..

Sir David attenborough.. RESPECT!

0:14 "here it comes" now open your mouth..

Really nice animation
and it shows how thin is the line between life and death.

i really hope they find a cure for him

children shouldn't have to suffer..

Make your own Stalagmites!

Really awesome. that takes lot of hand coordenation.
i would definitely give him a few bucks if i saw it live

awesome gadget.
i would spend some hours playin' with it

Was he licking his wee wee right at the end?

Nice.. Diapers for the celebrity babies

Living life to the fullest!
experiencing bold activities that's what makes life worth living.
damn, my life's so boring..

That's the kind of hamburger a canibal would love to eat

ah, now that's livin' la vida loca!
paradisiac island with nice weather, pretty women and free alchool!
Lucky monkeys.. i wish i was one of them

Who will ever think that so many people would gather just to watch a guy playing with his balls?
and he's quite good at it..

wow! what happened to Ratatouille? is he on steroids or something?

#12 that's a giant crab spider or huntsman spider
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huntsman_spider
Pretty big but not deadly. at least for us humans..

Such a gracious animal.
#4 Nice way of thinking

More like a Bully Frog!
a killing machine, and not picky at all..

I love dolphins. they're such docile and graceful animals.
they've been declared the world's second most intelligent creatures after humans.

#1 They have a strong sense of family bonds and won't just all of a sudden turn on you as long as you've lived with them since they were young.
She can even contact zoologist Kevin Richardson and ask him for a few tips about lions behaviour.
http://www.snotr.com/video/6161

Physically he looks a lot like me , but i'm not half as cool as he is

0:38 Bird trolling the cat

F4cking hornets, pick someone of your own size!
but #11's video made me feel a bit better

Russian creativity at its best

#11 Way cooler with the audio
"Keep off my monkey balls you jive ass monkey!"

#2 For real. how the hell are we suppose to compete with this?

Truly impressive work. the guy has really steady hands

i feel bad for laughing at this

So cool. this video put me in a really good mood

the guy looks like Ben Harper!

He needs one of these..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlT3KbiCyrA

Special dog and special human being. much RESPECT for people like him

Smart kitty!

i think i can do the same.. playing GTA

isn't the blonde chick Jaime pressly?

man, she's so HOT

2:11 sir Alex ferguson's face. priceless

that customer is the luckiest man alive!
all the beer you can drink praticly for free..

Wow. this is FUNtastic!

wish i could do it too..

Damn, he must be really hungry. they keep beating him with a stick and he doesn't run

i guess i won't need my pitbulls anymore.
i'll just get a bunch of these to guard my property

the man in black got some serious dance moves
and now i can't get this out of my mind..

lol hilarious
i love the movie Ice Age, and this little fella is my favorite character

Making of
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vblhBmHKW5s

i would say this is pretty much the same video
http://www.snotr.com/video/1055

War: a massacre of people who don't know each other for the profit of people who know each other but don't massacre each other.

I was feeling bad for the guy.
but after knowing he's a politician, i'm watching the video countless times and having so much fun

People who respect the animals got my respect

Pause at 0:45! Beautiful.

Looks like a ball of energy. Kame hame ha!!

"They eat da poo poo"!
http://www.snotr.com/video/4702

Baby animals are always cute to watch

1:10 Nooooo!! what a waste of perfectly drinkable beer

Cool bird.
it would be awesome if he also said:
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me??"

uh? i never knew Garfunkel was a Dj!

#4 i just added a song. what you think
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExaZTR4c8l4

#5 really? where's is it then? show me

Dentists love faceplants

"Your pain is our gain"

"Sorry honey, it was the mexican food!"

i pay your salary, i pay your salary!!

"This is fantabulous"

Remarkable. first time i see 2 people fit in such a small box

Why are you guys complaining? i thought it was really cool, especially the shots where he used the walls.
and this one 3:22

"Show me the money!"

i thought it was a repost but it's not. it's just a few clips are the same of this video posted 2 years ago - http://www.snotr.com/video/3610/Sneaky_green_screens

oh God, i can't stop laughing at this

Coolest guy ever.. ahahah

wow, this guy is really good!

Awesome skill, but video is a bit too long

Now this made me wanna watch The good, the bad and the ugly again..

a good song for this video would be "the Bad Touch"
-you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel-

#2

There is this one.
same guy, but different video. http://www.snotr.com/video/3238

Amazing stuff. and i loved the Dragonfly 2:55

The irony is that, we will probably die quicker in a quiet road than in a road like this..

Nice..
now let's do the Topless Subway Ride!

Looks like the drug dealer taught them well

They put up a great show.
and the one they called "Chicken little" has got a very nice voice..

Feel the wrath of mighty Thor!!

iron cojones

Fails - your pain is our gain

Really talented these guys..
this is the longest running cartoon ever in the world!

The hug of death.

What a lovely baby
unforgettable moment for his parents, and for him when he will be older and watches this

nice video trancetunes

After watching this, two quotes came across my mind.

"Against stupidity the gods themselves struggle in vain."
Friedrich von Schiller

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former"
Albert Einstein

This happened to me a few times too
i burned a couple of Choppas in the beginning when i started piloting them. but after i got the hang of it, things started running well.
ah, those were the good old days of GTA San andreas..

Damn, what a killing machine!
raw power, speed & technique

Reminds me of the movie Mission Impossible, where Tom cruise wears a rubber mask similar to this one

Paedophile alert.

it's.. ALIVE!!

looks like Johnny Storm decided to visit Brazil. Flame on!

#4 who gives a shit! at least he'll die happy

that guy made me remind of an older Justin bieber. look at his hair

'They tryin' catch me riding turtie'

Mmmmm.. chocolate and sex, the perfect combination

Fuck yeah, this video was fucking cool!

Cool. video nr 1
it

the japanese way of folding a t-shirt was pretty awesome.
gonna try it for sure

Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake.
after three days of pain and agony, the rattle snake died..

the tension between them is so thick, you could cut it with a knife

Lol nice commercial. but it would have been better if instead of the guy it was a hot chick..

he's one hell of a rapper too

http://www.snotr.com/video/831/Everyday_Normal_Guy_rap_song

that's my beautiful city, Porto.
you guys should visit it, we have good food and excellent wine

One of the cutest asian babies i've ever seen. look at that fluffy cheeks

LMAO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOwDDnKYCrc

To be perfect he only needed to be smoking a joint.

"No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich."

-Louis Sabin

old school forever! NES and Super Nintendo

not soccer sucker! this is FOOTBALL damn it!!

What an experience this must be!
they are really privileged guys

Pretty awesome

Probably was their boss, and they decided it was time for a sweet revenge..

The president is becoming an assiduous presence here on Snotr.
i love his comic side

it was a small meteor. what if it was a huge one?
we would have to call Bruce Willis to put a nuclear bomb and blow the hell out of it..

is that a kalashnikov sound that i'm hearing?
these russians ain't playing!
better not mess with them..

yeah, i couldn't believe me neither when i saw this was from CollegeHumor.
Tottally failed attempt to be funny

4:16 The naughty Dog raping that poor unconscious drunk man was pure evil

#3 you took the words right out of my mouth.

it's just a pitty they are in danger of extinction, and they can disappear in 2-3 generations

Timberrrr!

Here you can see her showing her skills on America's Got Talent tv show - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfEw4iC6EVs

Nice candle, but wtf is that? looks like someone defecated in the plate

Houston, we have lift-off

James earl jones' epic voice

#18
damn, he died so young
such a brave and remarkable kid

His mom said:
"It's love for a boy who not only saw, but saw so much more than most of us will ever see. Ben leaves a lasting legacy after living a life full of love and without the fear of death. Ben had it all figured out, i just thank God for his life."
RIP son

This is madness!

Madness?? THIS IS INDIAAAA!!

Lol, hilarious
What a lovely dog. that family must have lots of fun with him

this was just round 1
C'mon Kitty Balboa i bet all my money on you!!

Nice leg spreading.
Lots of practice i bet..

what a privilege.
it's beautiful to see that trust and mutual respect between them

#1 yes, it was the God of thunder.
Feel the wrath of Thor, mr. Bush!

That was brilliant!
Perfect sync violin/game.
i wanna know more about this guy

Yes. the probability of a Fail here was very high.

1 - woman out of her natural environment (the kitchen)
2 - woman manoeuvring a car

I truly RESPECT Firefighters.
they have a risky life threatening profession and lots of them are so underpaid.
#5 don't worry, i don't think that pup will ever forget and will always be grateful to them

For a moment i thought i was gonna see a huge monstruous spider like the ones in the movie "The Mist" coming out of there!

That'll show those pussies who's the boss around the house!

The ending was pretty epic
My country drum corps are way too cool!

#11 aren't stingrays deadly due to their spiney tail?
at least that's what it caused Steve Irwin's death. R.I.P

c0mmanderKeen i don't hate homossexuals, doesn't bother me at all. but is you ask me if i think it's natural i say no.
by natural i mean 2 people of the same sex cannot procreate.
capisce?

even the chick has a big pair of balls..

#15 actually he is married

What a bunch of bullies

Lol, she said: "Strawberry flavour!"
she's a very well-known brazilian actress who normally dates guys half her age and younger, so you know.. she gotta keep up with them

Most of us wouldn't do that for any amount of money, and he does it just for fun.. crazy russians. gotta love them

That's a small village in Portugal named Óbidos

Freakin' awesome.

#3 Not sure if orgasm or seizure.. Nah, the guys are clearly enjoying what they're doing and having fun not minding about their looks.

Holy crap, this seems really cool.

#2 i agree, not expensive at all

Interspecies friendship is really awesome.

Now that's real 'merican redneck entertainment.

YeeHaw!!

Spoiled pup
but to be honest i probably wouldn't resist to pet him too.

"E.T. phone home!"

thank you Steven Spielberg for creating this masterpiece.
i always shed a few manly tears each time i see it

And this video just totally did my day.

Mother nature never ceases to surprise me

#16

7. Say Your Prayers

Total waste of time

Pre-Mentrual Tension..

Nice to see a couple getting along instead of fighting

boys will be boys..

wow, i felt a shiver down my spine when the lion hugged her at first.
a powerful animal like this could easily hurt her even if he didn't mean no harm at all. thank God he didn't.. nice video

amazing. never thought someone could do this with a wheelchair..

i Football!

Nice trick. but a bit disgusting..

These are my favorite kind of videos!
BBC's documentaries are always top notch, and this video was almost perfect.. to be perfect it would have to be narrated by the legendary sir David Attenborough

#(removed comment) Lol

or.. You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel

Category: Cars!

wow, it almost looks easy when this guy does it
but it's not. i wouldn't risk my own ass to do something this crazy for nothing..

BTW, welcome back CleverBastard

What an adrenaline rush!
he was so close to the ground

Well, i won't say my biggest problem on a busy road are the cyclists.
but the pedestrian crossing the crosswalks, i already had some close calls

Eww. i saw a tiny ball of poop falling 0:22

This is really disturbing
poor child as some kind of deformation

Nice. But i can do a wheelie!

WTF. millions of spermatozoids invading europe

In china they would call this: "Playing with your food"

#16
Your pic! Looking at naked women is a big sin!
Repent my brother, repent if you wanna go to heaven

0:35 Sorry Mario, the princess is in another castle
Lmao

I had a siamese cat too myself when i was young, and i would never dream of doing this to him!
not because i think it's cruel, but because he would shred me into pieces like #5 said
he stuck his needles into my head once, and the only thing i did was playing with his tail..
he warned me a couple of times before he attacked me(hiss), but i didn't listen, lol
that served me well

geez, scary bastard!
the movie Piranha 3D is coming soon. next they should do the movie, "Prehistoric Frilled Shark 3D" the title already makes you tremble

So cool. i would love to hug a lion so much
this guy is like Kevin Richardson. http://www.snotr.com/video/4588
they are both lucky to be able to interact with such amazing animals

A tree branch well-done

Spectacular!! the animal, the camera work and specially the narrator
#6 what do you mean? i'm not the only one uploading animal videos..

Who gives a sh1t if its hd or not..
Just comment on the video, if you like or not
i am pretty impressed with these kids. i couldn't do most of the things they did when i was their age. thumbs up

Even i got scared now. still shaking
i think she would make a great actress, playing villain roles

i respect Kevin for respecting the animals so much
he's truly one of a kind