it feels a lot better to give money out for appreciation rather than pity

did the biker say "its okay he wasn't using the crosswalk?"
get off the douchebag pills dude

perhaps the most epic vacuum ever created

#1 i'm pretty sure the entire time the fish is going in its head "JACKPOTJACKPOTJACKPOTJACKPOT"

real men dont look at explosions

i hate asshole teachers who always pick the ONE kid not raising their hand. Wtf is the point of raising hands?!

i can't decide which is more awesome

we asians are masters of all skills useless

PLOT TWIST! She's already on meth hence the hallucination!

But don't you think he has a point? Facebook is only so useful as a communications device, at some point we still need to say "hey man lets hang out more."

http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2008/05/artist-says-he/

Rofl, so...a playboy model, a physicist and steven cobert walks into a space station...sounds like the beginning of a bad joke doesn't it?

best security guards ever!

can't say i saw that coming

YES! I am finally old enough to call the younger generation stupid and talk about the good old days

THIS IS SPAAAARRRTAAAA

this is more complicated than the plot

rofl, i was actually just taking a break from an english paper on bystander effect. for once i can tell my self i''m not wasting time on snotr

There's two parts to bystander effect, diffusion of responsibility and pluralistic ignorance.

only the ones that doesn't need to loose weight goes on those machines

#1 So you're watching Jenna Haze and then suddenly a guy in a white spandex suit comes out from behind you and jacks you off?

he reached for the gun -- AND THEN DROVE A TRUCK THROUGH THE WALL??!

Fk redbull, budlight makes you fly too!

3:25 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

i always wondered what they do with the batteries
but this isn't really a how its made video for batteries now is it?

At first I thought the bleeping was censor for his incessant cursing when he realized the only thing between him and a 500ft drop was loose snow

#(removed comment) please watch the entire video

i tried doing this and i can't get past 32, you people have no idea how amazing this guy is, it should be in the awesome category

LMAO, the first guy tried to put the hand back

he's freddiew without any special effects, he's ninja

how many trees did he have to kill to get enough paper for this video?

i want to see it do the robot

Wow, she is an amazing actor
I know it's her true experience and everything but that's still got to be one of the most brilliant emotional monologues ever conveyed

i love how the corpse has a stupid grin on his face the whole time

wow i didn't expect something heartwarming. nice and refreshing after all those fail compilations

maybe we're just a superfine minecraft simulation and god just had some extra time

lol "or i can do it"
oh god, im laughing so hard it's starting to hurt!

lol, the mouse goes kthnxbai

thats a weird mousetrap btw

or just a really bad one

#8 adhesion is derivative of the no-slip principle and centrifugal force is what causes the water to fly off once it hit the relative maximum circumference but that was clear and what they wanted to find out was why the liquid was "climbing" the bottom side of the objects

i was hoping he'd jump and say "COME AND GET ME"

I just love fat flash who can't even get his costume to close...that and the really hot girls i mean.

"can you hold my light saber for a sec?"

damn! i wanted to see if the gelatin returns to normal >_<

"what is this thing?!"

the oh no oh no was annoying

the robot just hemorrhaged on my weiner

SHe had to out do the other

the eel thought, "oh ffs, this is taking too long, get off of me."

I was so scared just watching that shit. No harnesses what so ever. How does anyone do that?

lol, they should put the cat from the 53rd video in here

i want to see a tourist walk in with his face in a map, then look up and get a face full of ... what ever that is

i'd like to see him sit on it and bounce

lol
kururururururururu--yah!

think not why you would build a coil gun, think what you will do after you build a coil gun

rofl, i thought it was going to be where he throws it and strikes it in another lane, this seems much more relastic

They should make this into a movie, Fumbles would make the sequel much better than that cobra rising crap. i mean the movie sounds like a euphemism for a hardon

"please fasten your seatbelt, the pilots are now attempting to make videos for snotr"

#7 but there's an entire commercial section...

lol when the girl handed him the trophy, did the other guy go "no you gotta give him a kiss"?

What would Jack Sparrow do.

i love how they all clapped when she didn't surface...

nobody hit the stop button because it's too fun to watch

5000 won is about 4.9 dollars. I think its totally worth it dont you?

her laugh hurts my ears

you're my friend, lets get fat together

#3 Yeah, OSHA's a downer

Should thank gravity for teaching him a lesson :/

I dont have enough singles to give to everyone

#7 i've watched 4,765 videos and I dub this video hilarious. But then I also want to try this so what does that say about me

super delusional, but still cool.

lol there is a peace sign on a christmas deco?

rofl i saw this clip first on Conan, he goes crazy with it

the 2nd cat is like "oh shit wtf"

the inception music multiplies the coolness of the video by over 9000

I want to scream fake but you realize that's the point of this video right? This guy is actually pretty brilliant.

fking pussies, you're suppose to drop your helmet

#8 assuming you're of similar age to your friend, I would find it funnier that you pooped your pants

I wish they would do this for my school elevator in the mornings.

this was the classic video of the day just 2 days ago..

awwwwwsome! Those two are so cool.
I remember they were on fear factor once. XD lol.

Its kinda sad how everyone is just giving away the secrets to magic tricks now though.

fox news shames reporting in so many ways

ROFL Jizzle jammer...

lol he reminds me of this crazy stunt dude i saw on the subway once, the guy did a double back flip while the subway was in motion, damn near kicked an old lady in the face and he just said "i hope i just made your day, keep your money, i like you"

wtf, can someone explain to me how that happened?

i just got my new headphones today and this is just mindblowing

i was like >_<, and then ~_^ and finally >:0

#7 i wouldn't mind getting hit by a flying whale

how its made? more like how its done

i read the subtext "disturbing" and i thought "pfft, i can handle that" and then when he flipped the eye tissue back i was like "NOOOOOOOO NOOOOO PLEEEEAASEE NOOO"

at 1:41, its like the bicyclist got caught lip syncing to a song, except with a bicycle.

RIGEL! IT SAID RIGEL!

hearing a doctor saying he doesn't need too much brains just scares me. medical malpractice much?

pffft liar

well evidently hawks > eagles

#4 Like yogurt

And to think salt used to be so expensive

What are u guys talking about? Its really cool. Notice how he hint its the national anthem with the three balloons at the beginning? You don't really realize what's happening until the very end when u see it again. But nevertheless, good job. There are so many other things you could waste your time with, this is pretty cool/fun in comparison.

Also, he's not just doing things to show he can sing with distraction, he's doing them to prove to you he's not doing them backwards, like sining and then reversing the video. See how the clock moved backwards, the balloon un-popped itself, the soda flowed backwards into the bottle from the cup.

-Nice thinking!

Its kinda weird to take defensive against evasive manuvers..

Lol, #2, thats a great idea. ^_^

lol, i love how the mom glanced back at the receptionist to see her laughing, then almost tripped on her skirt.

the impala goes back to the herd, goes up to her boyfriend and goes "Wtf you just left me"
"wait baby! i can explain..."

#1 it might've been better if the floor was plain, it would've definitely be better if she was naked.

Ah-hA! #3, i see what you did there

dont thumb down #3, i remember this video from when google was still second to yahoo

im in the video im in the video! im the asian dude wearing white in the back, and the girl goes to Baruch College with me just a few blocks away

--yeah

the guy standing there was thinking "personal space please"

its aaaaallliiiiivveeeeee

#4 You mean if you don't have fear you can try anything

Makes me want to live forever just to see if we can survive until the next ice age

"Kindest way" to transport the rhinos? They're hanging it upside down for god knows how long by its FEET. What were the competing alternatives? Tying it down and kicking it across the road like a soccer ball?

It was actually Optimus Prime pretending to be a fire truck

WHERE DID IT GO? WHERE THE HELL DOES IT GO?

Huh? Where's the part that the Autobots land?

Omfg, he should win just for that.

I did, duh!

don't you usually need to read them? =(

The children failed cause they got gummy bears instead of starburst, i think its a matter of motivation.

everything gets better when you add in an army of girls with really nice legs

#2 how do you know he's not referring to the neighbors? why do you assume he's flaming the video?

that priest should be in congress...

driver #1 "i wasn't going for you"
driver #2 "serious!"

rofl, the sweet part made me laugh too haha

my parents tried to make me do that on a piano, they should've brought a scanner and saved themselves 9months

newbie god, the obvious answer here is to start a few crusades and witchhunts

#11 ur video has been disproved, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi4OdrITkqY

i'm so proud that i've watched every single one of these movies before the age of 15

the right way to clean carpets

FOOOOOOOOORR THE HOOOOOORDE!!!!!!11!!1!one!

I think the "story" is about a guy who dreamed up a perfect girl and really, really loves her. He dances with her, plays with her but she isn't real. AND THEN PLOT TWIST! The fantasy is actually is the girls, she was imagining a guy who dreamed up someone like her, someone who really appreciate her but the fact of the matter is, he isn't real.

hahahaha get it? "drag" race?

yeah i'm not going to be able to afford this

lol "arthur's on, i'm learning!"

I'm watching snotr so I must be...?

lol, now he has to go back out

It's all a lie, subway ham is just ham flavored turkey

how can jupiter's gravity "kick" something away?

ROFL

Lol...ballet on ice...with big hairy men!

Omfg, the Jay Z chuckle is freking awesome. IF i heard this on the radio i'd just think they played the music.

PRINCE OF TENNIS!!!!

#1 they taste terrible, they're much better alive and wagging their tails, trust me

holy -- she was in inception!

#7 you are fuking brilliant!

man i was hoping for some seriously cute chicklet action...this is about as cute as an old man's left toe nail

i think the question we need to ask here is what is the incentive for the cookie maker to keep making cookies

I want to thumb down the video but she's so pretty i just can't do it

the cute asian girls made the video worth it

this really doesn't do Bach justice

#2 BLASPHEMY! you mean thumbs down FOR you?

lolol the first beat boxer

i dont think anyone got his transformers joke. too bad they didnt have a megan fox back then

god is doing something weird again....

thats a lot of inbreeding

the kitty in the top left is thinking "stop hitting my you m@#$fu#ker"

#11 you just wrote a ridiculously long comment because you "assumed" what SDIF would be like and you know what they say...when you "assume" you make an ASS out of U and ME

#4 but it was a funny joke...

yeah great music and everything but they fight like girls..

its attached to his ear

1:19 made my day

can anyone tell me how they do timestop effect? or at least the name of the technique?

im not sure #5 understands how a crane works

LOLOLOL NAPOLEON DYNAMITE 8 YEARS LATER!

ROFLMFAO #8http://www.anthropoetics.ucla.edu/ap1201/taylor.htm
Not to mention http://internet-filter-review.toptenreviews.com/internet-pornography-statistics.html
as well as their freakishly low birth rates and suicide rates.

just glad i didn't see this on mothers day

i'm not that fast on stairs

THEY ARE SO COOL

Rofl...I agree with AL7AIR too. Roflsss

Wow, iDextrose, my math teacher made us watch Short Circuit during the last day of school in 8th grade lol. How nostolgic! But it was like 3 years ago and the movie was already crazy old by then, how old are u >_<"
lol jk. This thing's funny!

Oh my god, this is the first video i watched when i got to this site. So nostalgic! Right now, its been posted 139 days ago.

Oh my god people, google F22 please. This plane's design is godly. My university professor did an intro on plane design for math class, its crazy.

I think you guys are idiots, this is obviously made for humors sake. The girl is obviously an actor and this whole thing is fake because "the stupid racist black jerk" thought u guys weren't all uptight, humorless, mindless politicians.

He was suppose to ask for a job as an outside job consultant, jeez!

Someone should link this to the video where the guy pops the beer cap with a chain saw.

#12 you deserve a higher rating lol
"please get into cake receiving position now!"

everyone's thumbing this video down because we're sad we only saw the topless girls from behind

holy shit the comments for this video blew my mind

i absolutely love how the first comment is "not controversial enough"

Basically its a train on the surface that serves as a way to sort through traffic.

doesn't the guy's constant dramatic voice pisses you off? i bet he'd use the same tone to tell his buddies he wants to beer or something. "I am GOING to GET a BEER, anyone?"

wtf? why fuck the girl? you can always get a new one. white man wins again.

#20 lol i get pointers for being a year late

is this the supersize me guy?

#4 waoh thats from The A Team: a movie that comes out about half a year later than your post?
so weird

everything was awesome until she spread her legs..then it got better

lol most successful fail ever!

she tops the girl from the exocrist

i've heard so many stories about someone helping an elderly who'se fallen and then get sued because the elderly claims they're the ones that pushed them over.

lol @ the redbull

global warming is caused by seals! lets go club some baby seals

save the cheerleader save the world

jsut had the worst snowstorm in NY since 1995 or 1996, i wish i could do that to my driveway

the video snap shot made me thought it was searching "holy sh**"

when the video showed the "they believe there will be good harvest if someone dies" captioned appeared, i scrambled to find the thumb button

that would have scared me too

HE KEEPS THEM?!?! doesn't seem very healthy

it tastes good, i dont really care if its fresh or not, but it actually tastes pretty good

allt eh plantsa nd insects died soon after

the fact that i struggle so hard to understand something explained by a childish cartoon character is just insult on injury lol

lol @ the blue dolphin because remember, a dolphin's just a gay shark

that was so beautiful i cried a little

I love how the first comment is theSOULLESSONE

lmao one car just sped up and avoided EVERYTHING
haha epic skills

Aww, i thought real time holographic capability was a new feature in iPad 3

i thought it was conan obrien for a while

#14 wouldn't the peacock be the bird to fieldtest the peacock theory?

someone tell me whats the music?

reminds me of jamie lannister

http://www.snotr.com/video/7643/BIGGEST_EXPLOSIONS
The fact that I can find videos related to other videos without even trying makes me think I spend too much time here, and a little sad

I read the description and i thought this was about portals

#13 what makes you think they died. They melted and became one. I bet thats who snow and sand monsters have sex.

Is it weird I giggled when he said "fully cocked" while holding a huge piece of wood 2:50

Playing hard to get?

I'm trying to enter the lyrics into google to find the song but wtf is "sin a lation yee un vei dass su vons su non ah non"

in a hardware store and the most lethal thing he can find is his chair?

WHO CARES! SHES HOT! Kinda.

Come on guys. This is so old. I saw this on THIS site when i registered almost a year ago.

Damn that was awesome!

lol, get out of my neighborhood or im going to EAT YOU

Poor snake...can't we just let him digest antelopes in peace?

I would hate to live there, squirrel's got right of way? tell that to my TIRE

This guy graduated from my highschool :0

lol, kiss the tiger

The black one is going to get pissed eventually and then scream BANKAI and kick the gray one's ASS!

Man she's so cute, "huh? wait what? where....noooo...noooooo"
she even puts the empty cup back on the plate, "maybe if i try this again..."

rofl, i'm expecting jack sparrow to pop out any second

did she say PERHAPS flying might be a life changing experience? I mean superpowers are just meeh right?

7:53 is a win

#10 because thats hacking

I see him all the time on my campus, during one of his lectures some girl decided to leave while he was bent over typing on his laptop and without looking up he said "i can see you" and everyone cracked up.

the translator is creeping me out

this got to be the classic video with the least comments. I mean what can you really say?

I'm loving his helmet, as if that'd help in a fall

Now i'm thirsty

liar liar?

Ridiculously cool video until that joke at the end

I LIKE HOW THEY CAN"T EVEN DO SLOW MOTION RIGHT. MAYBE THE PRODUCER IS ASSUMING NOBODY IN INDIA SAW THE MATRIX? ROFL
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol snowblazer got owned.
But there's different types of martial arts. I think what they're doing is kinda like a summary of what the do, like in tae-kwon-do, you have a combination of moves you perform to advance a belt, those aren't actually used in combat either. But if u can do a flying spin kick, you can probably kick snowblazer in the face pretty easily.

he talks like he's translating from another language

I wish he did it to the girl on the right..

why is there a tree in the sky at 0:14

lol why would they relate their product to gollum?

damn that looks a heck lot cooler than skateboards

#14 do you try to hit on ur grandma?

she goes "...Is this going up?"
and he goes "*gruntgruntgrunt*"

No,no, it's easy. You just need to subtract the second number by the first number. HOLYMOTHEROFGOD I'M BRILLIANT

that is disgustingly awesome

Wow he's not bulky at all!

not just a schizo, a cheating schizo